Transcript
Fiona Yang (0:00)
There's a fire inside you you can't ignore. Stand still.
Marin Somerset (0:03)
Not a chance. You're a lifelong learner who's come this far. Now we are here to help you keep going further.
Fiona Yang (0:10)
Capella University.
Marin Somerset (0:11)
What can't you do? Visit Capella Edu to learn more. Thy ticket, lady Jennifer of Coolidge. Well, many thanks, good sir. Here is my Discover card. They accept Discover at Renaissance Fairs? Yeah, they do. Here. Discover is accepted at the places I love to shop. Geth with the. With the tines.
Fiona Yang (0:33)
You're playing the loot.
Marin Somerset (0:36)
Yeah, and it sounds pretty good, right?
Matt Rogers (0:38)
Discover is accepted at 99% of places
Marin Somerset (0:40)
that take credit cards nationwide, based on
Matt Rogers (0:43)
the February 2025 Nielsen report. This is Matt Rogers from Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang.
Bowen Yang (0:48)
This is Bowen Yang from Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang.
Matt Rogers (0:51)
Hey, so what if you could boost the WiFi to one of your devices when you need it most?
Bowen Yang (0:56)
Because Xfinity WI Fi can. And what if your WI fi could fix itself before there's even really a problem? Xfinity is so reliable. It does that too.
Matt Rogers (1:04)
What if your WI fi had parental instincts? Xfinity WI Fi is part nanny, part ninja, protecting your kids while they're online.
Bowen Yang (1:11)
And finally, what if your WI fi was like the smartest WI fi?
Matt Rogers (1:15)
Yeah, it's WI Fi that is so smart, it makes everything work better together.
Bowen Yang (1:20)
Bottom line, Xfinity is smart and reliable. You deserve the peace of mind of having WI fi that's got your back.
Matt Rogers (1:26)
Xfinity. Imagine that.
