Welcome to the digital jungle — where romance begins with a “hey” and ends with a screenshot. In this episode of Missjudged, Alyssa and comedian Luis J. Gomez (@GomezComedy) take a brutally honest (and hysterical) deep dive into the modern dating minefield known as the DMs.

From unsolicited “good morning” pics to messages that read like Craigslist ads for emotional damage, nothing is off-limits. They dissect the delicate art of the slide — the flirty emoji, the “accidental” story view, and the 2 a.m. double-tap that everyone pretends was innocent.

Alyssa and Luis swap real stories from the DM trenches: the guy who lived in Alyssa’s DMs for 9 years, and the girl who went full send with a nude.

They unpack why social media has turned dating into a public-relations nightmare — where every like, comment, and tagged location can start an argument. Is it cheating if he’s just “networking”? And why does everyone suddenly become a part-time FBI agent when their situationship goes quiet online?

Expect plenty of chaotic laughter, hot takes, and unsolicited advice as Alyssa and Luis expose how sliding into the DMs can go from cute to catastrophic in three messages or less.

Highlights include:

The unsolicited pic epidemic and the “anatomy photo rating system” no one asked for
The most unhinged opening messages ever received
How digital validation fuels relationship insecurity
The psychology of blocking
And the honest truth about who really slides first The most unhinged opening messages ever received

It’s funny, unfiltered, and a little too relatable — a full breakdown of what happens when love lives online and everyone’s ego has Wi-Fi.

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