Transcript
Bill Burr (0:01)
Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, March 9, 2026. What's going on? How are ya? 2026. Six. Six. The number of the beast going to war for Jesus Christ. I kill you in the name of Jesus Christ, the son of God, who created all of us in his image and the fifth commandment. You're not allowed to kill people. Unless. Unless. Unless. Anyway. Jesus Christ. Dude, what the. How many? I. I'm not gonna lie. That Bruins, that Bruins game today, that
Joe Bartnik (0:57)
took a lot out of me.
Bill Burr (1:01)
I don't know what, what? We're playing good, you know, we're having an amazing season.
Joe Bartnik (1:05)
I love the team, but, dude, if
Bill Burr (1:07)
we go up by three or four goals one more time and with five to seven minutes left in the second period, what do we do? We take a penalty. We literally took a penalty.
Joe Bartnik (1:17)
And I go, they're not going to do this again.
Bill Burr (1:21)
They're not going to let these cunts
Joe Bartnik (1:24)
back into this fucking game.
Bill Burr (1:27)
Are they really going to do this? And we take a penalty in five seconds later, what do we do? What do we do? We take another penalty. Now we're down five on three. I'll tell you what is really hard
Joe Bartnik (1:39)
to watch as a fan is when
Bill Burr (1:41)
you're down five on three and the other team scores a goal and the announcers are flipping out. Oh, what a shot by. It's like, dude, it's professional hockey. They have five guys and we have three guys. What's amazing is it's the. The. The team with three kills the penalty. A five on three is borderline an automatic goal. Oh, heck of a to say by Monte Bull. So then it's three to one and we start doing what we do. We play make a wish hockey. Ah, what are we doing? Oh, we're beating them. Too bad. Ah, I feel bad for him, right? So come out of the second break. Everything's going good till about 13 and change. And they score again. Like, they literally took a time out. And the Penguins are going, don't worry, we're gonna get one, we're gonna get one. And I'm sitting there going, they're gonna get one. You could just see it. You could just see it. Three to two.
