
Happy Holidays Weirdos! For Alaina's Second Episode Revisit, she wanted to choose an episode that introduced us to a true hero! OG Notes: Guys, this Alaina "Mini" Morbid is a doozy. How did we never know about this harrowing tale of 26 children and their heroic bus driver who survived over 24 hours of terror while being buried alive? Seriously, this one if intense but it has a happy ending that will leave you satisfied....at least somewhat satisfied.
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Ash
My name is Ash.
Elena
And I'm Elena.
Ash
And this is a Mini Morbid. Mini.
Elena
Mini.
Ash
Mini.
Elena
Mini.
Ash
Mini Morbid. Mini Morbid. Mini Morbid. Mini Morbid.
Elena
It's so little. So little. Tiny.
Ash
Small.
Elena
I can't even see it.
Ash
You can't see it? How are you gonna read it?
Elena
I can see it.
Ash
Oh.
Elena
Just kidding.
Ash
She's. This is what she's telling me, folks. She's telling me that it's a real mini.
Elena
It really is. We'll find out, guys, I promise. It's an actual Mini, I swear. Mainly because I'm tired this week and this case just happens to be a Mini.
Ash
Is it a little tiny Small?
Elena
It's little tiny small.
Ash
Oh, I made a really gross mouth noise just then that you're going to die when you edit out later.
Elena
Cool, thanks.
Ash
What did everyone do for Halloween?
Elena
Yeah. I hope you guys all had a spooky, ooky spectacular Halloween. On the Facebook page, people have been posting photos of all their Halloween costumes, and you guys fucking kill it.
Ash
I'm just saying, whoever dressed up as Old Greg, you won everything. Because that's been my favorite video since I. When did I even find that?
Elena
It's true. She found that way young.
Ash
I think I was probably, like, 9 or 10. And me and my best friend Allison at the time used to literally watch it over and over again, yell about it to each other. Do you love me?
Elena
Do you love me?
Ash
Could you learn to love me?
Elena
And you know what's funny? The guy who plays old Greg. So Ash used to tell me about this all the time, and I was like, yeah, okay.
Ash
And she never thought it was funny, everybody.
Elena
Well, I never watched it.
Ash
Oh, you didn't watch it?
Elena
Yeah, I never watched it. I was always just like, yeah, I've seen, like. I know what it is. I've seen, like, the screenshot of it.
Ash
But she never.
Elena
Good.
Ash
She never laughed at my impersonations of old Greg.
Elena
I didn't. And then, uh, Mama loves the Great British Bake Off.
Ash
And by mama, she means herself and not me.
Elena
Except Ash watches it literally every time I put it on, so I have no choice. She could pretend, but she loves it. But I really love it.
Ash
Yeah, you get into it.
Elena
I love baking shows of all kinds and cooking shows, so that's just who I am as a person. But the Great British Bake off is so soothing and so wonderful. And the guy who hosts it. What's his fucking name?
Ash
Old Greg.
Elena
His name is not Old Greg, but the comedian slash actor slash whatever he is. He's one of the hosts now, and he's the guy who is Old Greg. And when he mentioned it on an episode, I was like, whoa, Ash. It's Old Greg hosting. So our world's collided.
Ash
I just want to know. I want to know why he hasn't said anything on the baking show about it.
Elena
He did. That's what I just said.
Ash
Oh, he said it. Oh, he said it on the show?
Elena
Yeah, on the show. He said, I used to play a merman named Old Greg I love. And somebody was like, that's cool.
Ash
And then somebody else was like, you have a drunk Bailey's from your shoe.
Elena
And now I've watched it, and it's hilarious. So now I'm in.
Ash
I do watercolors.
Elena
So you know what? Good job, Old Greg.
Ash
Mother liquor.
Elena
Good job. Person who dressed up as old Greg, you killed it.
Ash
I. It made my whole year.
Elena
So yeah, everybody, honestly, everybody did an amazing job. There are a bunch of like Beetlejuices. There were a lot of Adam's family. There was just so many good ones. So you guys killed it per usual this year. I just brought my kids out because it was actually kind of warm outside, which was kind of nice. And down the street from us there's this house that in front of it, it has this like weird like almost like a mausoleum looking thing that sits on the sidewalk. It's very creepy. Yeah. You walk by like the door to the mausoleum kind of thing and it's always spooky. It's always been this spooky thing. And then on Halloween, the owner of the house is brilliant and they open it up and they put a fog machine in there and lights and they make it like a little haunted mausoleum that everybody can go into. And the owner is in there dressed up like spooking you out.
Ash
That's so cool.
Elena
So we went by now my kids are three and a half years old, we go buy it and I'm like, oh yeah, it's fine, let's just scoop by it. Cuz I didn't want them to get freaked out. And as we're going by, one of my kids was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, mom, wait a second, I want to go in the cave. And I was like, what? I was like, well, it's a little spooky in there. Are you sure? And she was like, I want to go in the cave. We went to like six more. Say what she said the entire time. The entire time she's getting free candy. And she's like, but I'd like to go in the cave. I don't want to trick or treat anymore. And I was like, okay, it's spooky. And she goes, I love spooky, mama. And I was like.
Ash
And then Elena melted into a puddle on the floor and died.
Elena
I have done it. Right.
Ash
And then she became resurrected.
Elena
Yes. And then I took my three and a half year old into this mausoleum room and she loved it. The other one not so much. She gave it a try, but then she was like, no, no. And she had John pick her up. But one of them was into it.
Ash
I straight up fell asleep at 7:30 on Halloween because it was the day after our live show and I hit a wall from all the adrenaline. But don't worry, I woke up like an hour later and watched Texas Chainsaw by myself.
Elena
I love that for you.
Ash
It was so Soothing.
Elena
We, actually. Because that's one of my favorite parts of Halloween, is that every single horror movie ever is on. Yes. And you can just flick through the channels and just hit all kinds of them. So I go through, and Beetlejuice is on. So I'm like, oh, hell, yeah. So I go to Beetlejuice, and John's like, yeah, I've never seen this movie.
Ash
I've never seen Beetlejuice the whole way through. I've only seen bits and pieces.
Elena
Who are both of you? Who are both of these people that are in my house right now?
Ash
I was fuck out of my house, luckily.
Elena
Because I was like, oh, no, this could change our relationship if we watch this. And he's like, this is dumb. I'm going to be like, what's happening, though? And we watched it, and John was like, all right. That's a sick movie.
Ash
Like, he loved it. I. I have. The bits and pieces I've seen have been good pieces.
Elena
He loved it. And now I have to get him to watch the Addams Family and Addams Family Values, because he never saw those either.
Ash
Unpopular opinion. I don't love the original Adam family.
Elena
No, Adam's family values is way better.
Ash
I like Adam's family values.
Elena
I don't think that's an unpopular opinion. I like the original one.
Ash
Yeah, me, too.
Elena
But the Addams Family values is superior.
Ash
I like when she's like, Wednesday's at the age where she only has one thing on her and the mom is like, boys, and Wednesday's like, homicide. Because I feel as though that was you as a child.
Elena
It's 100%. I think I related so hard to Wednesday Adams in that when I was little.
Ash
I love that for you.
Elena
But enough about all my spooky childhood shit. This is a mini episode, so we've actually done more talking than we normally do.
Ash
Let's shut the fuck up.
Elena
Let's shut the fuck up and get to the case, shall we?
Ash
We shalleth.
Elena
All right, let me preface this. I debated whether to preface this story with it having a happy ending or not ahead of time. I'm gonna preface it with it has a happy ending because kind of needs to be prefaced that way. Okay, I know. I needed to hear that. And I have a lot of, like, quotes from the people involved in it, so it kind of gives that away.
Ash
It's like 7 o' clock in the morning. Are you gonna really me up?
Elena
I'm. I mean, it's not, like, gruesome. It's. It's more just, like, slightly Disturbing. But it has a happy ending.
Ash
I have to do seven blow dries later, so don't be up my day.
Elena
I'm gonna up you. No, I'm gonna make it okay at the end. Okay. So this was from July 15, 1976.
Ash
Oh, vintage.
Elena
Very vintage. And actually, I am going to bring up the person who suggested this case right now, because they suggested it to me, like, literally yesterday. And when they did, I just happened to, like, peek at it. And I was like, I'll take a look at it real quick because I take a look at the cases you give me that. I don't know. And this person's name was Thomas. So thank you, Thomas. I'm not going to say your last name because I don't know if you want me to, but I looked this up, and when I looked it up, I was like, oh, this is perfect for a mini. And I have to do it now because I was just so fascinated by it.
Ash
You, like, threw your other mini out the window.
Elena
I literally did. And I. And I couldn't believe I had never heard of this.
Ash
Well, tell me what happened.
Elena
It took place in Chowchilla, California, and it's known as the school bus kidnapping of 1976. Oh. So the day before the final day of summer school at Dairyland Elementary School, 26 children ranging in age from 5 to 14 were on a bus to be brought back to their homes. The bus was driven by Edward Ray. He was known as Ed, but his name was Frank. Edward Ray. He was previously a farmer, but he later became a bus driver. The kids absolutely loved him. And he was just one of those bus drivers that we all remember that we loved. You know, they were just nice, sweet. They clearly loved kids. They cared about. You like the total opposite of the bus driver that you remember that, like, hated kids and was the worst bus driver ever.
Ash
I never had a bad bus driver.
Elena
Really? I thought everybody had, like, that warm, fuzzy bus driver and then that, like, demon spider.
Ash
Oh, wait, wait, wait. I had a bus driver one time, and I was little and I forgot to get off at my stop. And then he kept going, and I was like, no, no, no. Like, you're supposed to stop there. And he was like, well, you missed it. And I was like, I'm five. Oh, my God. Yeah.
Elena
So you did have a terrible Buster.
Ash
I did, I did. I think you just resurrected a memory.
Elena
Yeah, I was gonna say that was a deeply buried memory that you.
Ash
That was a deep cut.
Elena
So Ed was great. Like, an Ed was legitimately great. Like, we. We love it now, according to a CNN report on the case, the kids all loved this summer school so much as well that they all signed a petition that day to have it last two more weeks.
Ash
Shut up. That's so cute.
Elena
Isn't that adorable?
Ash
I would never have signed that petition.
Elena
No, but apparently it was all that like they have all these interviews with these kids now because again, this has a happy ending and they all talk about how like it was like so much fun. They loved it. They did. It was almost like a summer camp kind of thing. So these were all just happy kids who were going home after a fun day at summer school while driving down a rural road. Rural is so hard to say. Truly. A rural road. Rural road. The rural juror. The bus came across a white creep van that had parked across the road and was blocking their way a bit. Yes. The bus had to maneuver around it to get by. And as they went by, Ed being the kind man he was, noticed the hood was up as on the, in the van. So he stopped briefly and just called out the window, does anyone need any help? Because he thought this person had broken down.
Ash
Don't ever offer help. Yeah, don't ever offer help.
Elena
What? What? I think I, I said this at the live show to somebody. I don't remember who, but like my main like affirmation that I use in life is never help anyone. Yeah, that's just what. Just never help anyone. I just won't do it. So as soon as he offered the help, three men with pantyhose over their heads jumped on the bus with guns. What? Sawed off shotguns, what? Pointed at this kind man in a bus full of essentially babies. What? Yeah, the, and I use, I use the term men very loosely here. Let's say creatures because what man or human jumps on a bus full of children with a kindly older bus driver with a sawed off shotgun? Not any man's.
Ash
I'm trying to know.
Elena
This case made me, I was so angry by the end of it at these. Because you have kids and they're all alive and like literally fuck all of you because like these guys are disgusting.
Ash
I just want to know what the whole point of this thing is.
Elena
Oh, it's ridiculous. There really is. This is the worst part.
Ash
Oh, is there no point? There's hardly a point to keep going.
Elena
There is, but this, it's a stupid point. The men were 24 year old Fred Woods, 24 year old James Schoenfeld and his younger brother, 22 year old Richard Schoenfeld.
Ash
I was Expecting them to not be 22 and 24. That's wild.
Elena
It's because it's frustrating. All three of these guys had come from rich families and Fred had a trust fund of like over $100 million waiting for him.
Ash
So, Fred, what the you be doing?
Elena
So what are you doing? So you may be wondering why the they did this. Well, I'll tell you in a bit. They demanded Ed to go to the back of the bus. And they screamed at the kids to shut up and follow orders. Of course the kids are freaking out. And Ed was just trying to calm them all down. One of the survivors, Jennifer Brown Hyde as an adult, said in an interview, quote, edward kept telling his kids, just be quiet, sit down, do what they say. Edward was speaking in a harsh tone. And that normally was not Edward. That, that normally was not the Edward that we knew and loved. So poor Ed is trying to be like, guys like, sit the fuck down. You know, like trying really. And he's like getting. He's trying to be like a little more firm with them to make them listen, because he knows if they don't listen, we're fucked. This could get really bad really fast.
Ash
I have one of those lumps. I'm gonna start crying.
Elena
Oh, I. While I was reading it, there was a couple of times I was like, oh, no, what if I cry on the podcast for the first time?
Ash
Oh, God. So that means I'm definitely. Yeah.
Elena
The youngest baby on the bus was a little girl named Monica. And she was only five years old.
Ash
No.
Elena
And there's three men with sawed off shotguns yelling at them. Now, apparently, like I said, the kidnappers were wearing pantyhose over their heads, but they wore them so that the legs dangled down like next to their heads, which is stupid. So like a, like bunny ears. So Monica asked one of them if he was the Easter Bunny.
Ash
And here I go sobbing.
Elena
I mean that when I heard that this little five year old is like, are you the Easter Bunny? And this guy has like a sawed off shotgun in her face and she's like, are you the Easter Bunny?
Ash
Oh my God.
Elena
Like this poor little baby. Oh my God. She's like, what the is Easter Bunny?
Ash
What are you?
Elena
So one of the men was pointing the shotgun at these children while another one drove the bus. He drove the bus through, straight through a bamboo field. And all of these kids in the bus were jolting around. They said they were being thrown around the bus. Like, it was really aggressive and awful. When it finally came to a stop in the bamboo field. There was another van waiting for them.
Ash
No.
Elena
The men pulled the bus up to the back of that van and forced half the kids in there and the other half with Ed the driver, into the white van that they initially used. The vans were outfitted with wood paneling and blacked out windows. They had made the kids jump from the bus to the vans so they wouldn't leave any footprints. So this was very planned.
Ash
Wow.
Elena
Yeah. Now, one of the survivors, Larry park, who is amazing. I'll tell you why later, told CBS News, quote, as a six year old. Oh, my God, six years old. The only way that I can describe this darkness in the van is that it was trying to get me. Like, these poor kids are in pitch black in these vans.
Ash
My God.
Elena
And they're all crammed in there. The kidnapper drove these kids in two. In two vans. Blacked out vans in 100 degree weather. They were 100 degrees in those vans.
Ash
Oh, my God.
Elena
Want to know how long they drove them for?
Ash
Like hours.
Elena
11 hours.
Ash
11 hours.
Elena
11 hours straight with no water, no bathroom breaks. So these poor children are not drinking water. They're all screaming and crying. Some of them are as young as.
Ash
Five years old and they're probably getting, like, dehydrated.
Elena
They're peeing. They're like, nowhere to go to the bathroom. Some of them are vomiting. Like there's. And they're stuck in these tiny little vans.
Ash
Oh, my God.
Elena
And yeah, and poor Ed is in one of the vans with one of them. Just trying to keep them all like.
Ash
I'm probably like, what the. Is happening in the other van?
Elena
And he's sitting there thinking, I don't know what's on going. Going to happen. And I'm having to tell these kids everything's going to be all right. And I don't know that everything's going to be all right.
Ash
If you're sitting in that position, you're like, everything is surely not going to be all right.
Elena
He's responsible for these 26 babies. And he's. And he's. Instead of like, just cowering and being like, I don't know what's going to happen, and crying himself, which I probably would.
Ash
Yeah.
Elena
He's like stepping up and being like, I need to be. I. I might die. Right. I need to pretend that I'm not scared of that. These kids like that. This guy's amazing. Like, we love it.
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Elena
So as this is happening, parents are obviously freaking out because their very young children are nowhere to be found after supposedly getting on a bus at school.
Ash
Well, this is like all day at this point. 11 hours.
Elena
And they are all calling the police. And then they. And then they all started helping the police look for the bus because that was the first thing they were like, we gotta find this. Where could this bus have gone?
Ash
Right.
Elena
It's a huge fucking school bus.
Ash
They're probably like, ed, yeah.
Elena
And I think that's probably. People are like, what the. Like, the FBI was called in to help. It was mayhem. And finally they found the bus via. Via an air search because it was so well hidden in the bamboo field. Wow. That they just found. So the parents just found this abandoned school bus. And they found tire tracks moving away from the school bus. But again, no footprints. So they. It was clear. And the police said it's clear that somebody has pulled another vehicle up to this bus and driven away.
Ash
Oh, my God.
Elena
Can you imagine being a parent? Nope, I can't imagine any. My child's being on that bus and just seeing like they've been kidnapped off a bus. Right.
Ash
How do you wrap your brain around.
Elena
So children are screaming Crying, like I said, like vomiting. It was a nightmare situation. The older kids as well as Ed the driver were just trying to console them. Even the older kids were stepping up, just trying to like, these kids are amazing. And this bus driver is amazing because these older kids were like. There's some that were like. The oldest one was 14, his name was Michael. And he like stepped right up and just became an adult for these kids. Like, you know, and meanwhile, these are children, the 14 years old. You're a child, you're having to be an adult for these little kids trying to be like, it's okay. They said that Ed was trying to keep them calm by singing them songs like Boogie Nights, Love Will keep us Together and if you're happy and you know it, clap your.
Ash
Oh my God.
Elena
While they're in the.
Ash
I'd be like, I'm not happy and I know it.
Elena
Well, I guess they change the words to if you're sad and you know it, clap your hands.
Ash
Oh my God, So sad. Isn't this just like, sad and you know it?
Elena
And literally everyone in the van is like, clap, clap.
Ash
Like, What?
Elena
After almost 12 hours in that van, they were driven off the road and were again thrown all around the vans because they were like off roading at this point. Then they stopped the vans. So first the kidnappers reached in the van and took Ed out and shut the door.
Ash
No.
Elena
So these kids said they just saw the van door open. Ed be dragged out in the door shut.
Ash
Does Ed die?
Elena
No.
Ash
Oh, good.
Elena
Then the kids said they would open the door and just grab the nearest kid to the door, take them out of the van and shut the door. So they were doing this one at a time. So they would do it again and again and again to every kid. So these kids all had no idea what was happening.
Ash
Right.
Elena
As far as they knew, they were being taken out one by one and killed.
Ash
Right.
Elena
I mean, that's what it looks like, right? And one takes out. You don't hear anything, you don't see anything. Next one gets taken out. Like, I'd be like, yeah, they're taking them out and shooting them in the woods and leaving them for dead. So as they were pulled from the van, one man asked their name, the other asked their age, and the third asked their address. They also took a little piece of clothing from each of them. So the oldest boy named Michael Marshall, the one that was 14, he said that the kids were just clinging to him in the van that he was in. Like, all the younger kids, they were just clung to him. And he was just trying to be there for them. Fourteen years old, he said. Finally, it was just he and the youngest, the girl named Monica, who's five years old, in the van. And she was just clinging to him for dear life. The kidnapper came and he went to grab Monica, but Michael said he couldn't bear to hand him her over to him. No. Because again, he had no idea what was happening. Right. And so he said he pushed her behind him and went ahead of her like a brave man at 14 years old, like a brave ass adult.
Ash
And poor Monica's just like sitting in the van alone.
Elena
Well, and he said to CBS News, quote, I had to take her hands from mine and rip and tear them apart, say it would be okay and go with them and leave her. That was so hard.
Ash
Oh, God.
Elena
So this 14 year old, like, understands.
Ash
Like, I need to know why this is happening.
Elena
Well, what happened was the kidnappers, months before the kidnapping, had buried a moving van in a ditch in the California rock and gravel quarry.
Ash
Why?
Elena
They had each child and Ed climb down a ladder into this van that they had buried. In the van, they had put mattresses, water, peanut butter, bread, and cereal, enough for one meal, not enough for any more, stocked on one side and holes cut into boxes for makeshift toilets. They put all 26 kids and Ed in this little moving van that was buried under the earth in a rock quarry. Then they took up the ladder and told them all, we'll be back for you, and then just shut the top. No. Yep. Before leaving, the kidnappers put a manhole cover on the entrance that they had put the kids in, like, on top.
Ash
This is my absolute worst nightmare.
Elena
Yeah. And then they put two truck batteries over that manhole so they couldn't move.
Ash
The COVID And then, like, you're just sitting there, like, are they gonna come back?
Elena
And then they buried the top of the van. They were buried under, like, between 6 and 12ft of. Of earth.
Ash
Nope.
Elena
Yeah. And they could. They said they could all hear dirt and gravel being thrown on top of the van. So they were literally.
Ash
In my mind, I'd be like, this is like, this is how we're going to die.
Elena
Oh, they all said that. They said we all sat there and we're like, we are being buried alive. Like, we're buried alive. And some of them were like, as soon as I got down there, I was like, this is our coffin. This is our giant coffin that they're putting us in.
Ash
Why is this happening?
Elena
Yeah, I'll get to it.
Ash
Yeah.
Elena
Yeah. One survivor Correjo Labandera was 10 at the time. And she said, quote, there were times we all thought we were dying. I promised God, if I survived this, I would be the best little girl. I'd be the best little girl my whole entire life.
Ash
Oh, my God, that part.
Elena
I just got like a little lump because thinking about this 10 year old being like, I. I won't ever do anything bad again. Like, please just get me out of here. They were in this hole for 12 hours together. Okay? They said it was awful. I mean, the bathrooms were literally holes cut in two boxes. There's 26 kids. So these are just holes filling up with everything. So the whole place is smelling of urine and feces and kids are vomiting because one, they're in about a billion degree weather. They probably have heat stroke. They're also just hysterical, of course. So this whole place is filled with urine, feces.
Ash
I'm never putting my children on a bus.
Elena
Oh, I'm literally. I never was. Anyways, I already told John. I was like, no, they're already told Ed. Yeah, I already told Ed. They're never going on a bus. Like, my kids aren't.
Ash
Because I don't. I don't know any.
Elena
It's just not happening. I don't trust anybody. I know there are beautiful bus drivers like Ed. Many of most of them are wonderful, amazing humans. But I'm not trying to chance it. But I don't know you, and I don't.
Ash
Now that I know this story, I'm just like, I think I'll drive my kid everywhere while they're wrapped in plastic wrap.
Elena
Pretty.
Ash
I meant to say bubble wrap, not plastic wrap. That's.
Elena
I'm just gonna Dexter up my kids and drive them places.
Ash
It's gonna be awesome.
Elena
It'll be fine. And it's true. It's like, you can't. I don't trust anybody. My kids. It's awful. So the kids were crying for their parents. Like, Ed said there was a lot of crying for mama. Like, which just destroys my.
Ash
Why are you doing this to me right now?
Elena
Because there is a good. Yeah. Can we get to it like really fast? Michael the brave, the 14 year old, I want to, like, he should legally change his name to that. He said that it would just be quiet, like dead silent in there all of a sudden. And then one kid would start crying and the whole place would erupt into like. Yeah, Cr. It was just a nightmare. They all ate the food and then the fit. Because again, this was like, you know.
Ash
They'Re Going on what, almost 24 hours of.
Elena
Over 24 hours of just insanity. So all the food was gone because it was only enough for one meal. And then they had put a ventilation. Like a makeshift ventilation system in there, because they would have just suffocated right away. Right. And obviously these guys are looking to keep them alive for some period of time because they.
Ash
Does this all have to do with, like, ransom them or something?
Elena
Yes.
Ash
Okay.
Elena
And the ventilation system they put in were just fans that were, like, put into this thing, and they. The batteries all died, so the ventilation system failed. So now they're all literally suffocating. Like, suffocation, heat stroke, just all of this. And then the roof began to literally cave in under the weight. It was starting to bow in, and, like, they could hear the creaking, like pieces of dirt were falling in. So all the kids were like, oh, we're gonna die here, after being literally buried alive. So Jennifer, the survivor that I mentioned earlier, told CBS News that once this started happening, they were in full panic mode, thinking, this is it. Then she says, quote, we thought. And they said, the older kids and Ed, if we're going to die, we're going to die trying to get out of here.
Ash
Yeah.
Elena
So this is when Ed and Michael and a couple of other of the other bigger boys took the mattresses. They stacked them all up under the hole that they were placed in, and they attempted to move the COVID but it wouldn't budge because it was, you know. So Michael said the kids were all cheering him on. Like, they were all literally, like, come on, Michael, you could do it. But, like, it started turning into this.
Ash
Like, I just got full body, Right.
Elena
I still get chills. At last, after, like, we're. I mean, Ed and Michael were move. They were trying for. They said, like, hours. They were trying to get this thing.
Ash
They got it.
Elena
They were sweating. They're, like, dying of heat stroke. And all of a sudden, another kid looks and says, it's moving. I see it.
Ash
Oh, my God, I'm gonna cry right now.
Elena
Right. So they were all able to collectively push the COVID out of the way once it was moved. The kidnappers had made a wooden box that was placed around the entrance so it didn't go directly into the earth. You know what I mean? Like, there was a wooden box over the hole. So Michael. Ed had Michael squeeze through the hole to get into that box and try to see what they were working with outside of the box. Right. So when he got up there, he realized that outside of the box was just Earth. It was just dirt. So he had to dig. So he and Ed, he. They just dug and dug and dug for another hour or so until they reached sunlight. And when they saw sunlight, all the kids are freaking out. The sunlight's pouring into the place. They're all like, holy, we're gonna get out of here. But then all of a sudden, all the kids are like, one, where are we? And two, what if they're waiting up there?
Ash
Right?
Elena
Because all of a sudden they're like, we don't know what they want.
Ash
We have no idea what's happening.
Elena
We don't know if they've been sitting outside of this thing the whole time just watching us try to escape. Like, we don't know. But they were like, what else? We have to get out of here. Yeah. So one by one, they hoisted each other up out of the hole. Luckily, the kidnappers were better. The kidnappers, where were they? They were all taking a nap. Where? Yeah, they were taking a nap at home. They had tried to call the police department to demand ransom of $5 million for these children's lives, but the lines were jammed because the kids. Families in the media were calling non stop.
Ash
So they kind of like a trust fund.
Elena
Yeah. So they couldn't get through to the police station to demand the ransom. So they were like, you know what? We're real tired. Let's just go to sleep. Oh, my God, let's take a nap while these kids die beneath the earth.
Ash
We buried children alive, but let's. But I'm like, it was tiring work.
Elena
Yeah, we buried children in a kindly old bus driver alive in the earth, but we are so much of a sociopath that we can lay our head down on the pillow and go to sleep.
Ash
What I need to know is how did three people this evil meet each other?
Elena
I have no idea.
Ash
How does the world bring that much evil together?
Elena
That it, it, it drives me nuts. And what. But what kills me is while they're all sleeping, their quote unquote victims are just pushing through, just committing acts of badassery, getting the out of that thing against all odds.
Ash
This is like a straight up movie.
Elena
It really is. And it's like, I love the idea of them just snoozing away, thinking they've buried these fucking babies in the earth. And the babies are like, just. And these babies and this older guy are like, like, off. And I love here that they were like, we are not dying, just sitting passively in here waiting for them. We are gonna die getting out of here. Die like yeah, babies. So once they escaped out of the hole, they saw a man in the rock quarry. He was apparently, because it was. This was a rock quarry. So it's a working place. People are working on machines and stuff. And the man looks over and sees.
Ash
Them all coming, sees 26 children coming out of the well.
Elena
You know what he says? He looks at them and he goes, the world's been looking for you. Right.
Ash
Like, I'm clutching my Damn.
Elena
That's just like. When I read that, I was like, holy.
Ash
Oh, my God. I just had chills for five whole minutes.
Elena
Yeah. Literally, the world's been looking for you.
Ash
Oh.
Elena
Because the world had been looking for them. It was just. These are.
Ash
I was waiting for you to be like. He was gonna say, like, the world is ending. Like, this is Satan's undead army. Like, that's what the fuck I would think. You see all these kids climbing out.
Elena
Of the earth, probably just covered in like all kinds of muck.
Ash
I'd be like, this is Satan's work. Yeah. This is the work of the devil.
Elena
Something bad's afoot.
Ash
And I would run.
Elena
But this man turns around and says the most movie worthy line I have ever heard. And just, this world's been looking for you.
Ash
This whole. Is a movie. And they're like, yeah, can you bring me back to the civilization of the world?
Elena
They were more than a hundred miles from chowchilla. More than 100 miles. They were driven away from where they were. The police came, obviously, because.
Ash
Yeah, that's what they do.
Elena
And Ed led all these. These. And Ed had led all these kids out, like, to safety.
Ash
Oh, my God, Ed. Did he get like the biggest heroism award? Oh, yeah, just heroism.
Elena
I said heroism. Them, correct? Close. So the police had to take them the only place that was like, safe for all of them to go, which was the local jail. Oh, God. They weren't putting like, cells or. Yeah, they were putting these things, like these rooms. But I guess the kids, when they pulled up, they were all like, we're going to jail. Like, why are we going to jail? They were all photographed, they were checked by doctors. They had interviews.
Ash
You kept saying, like, the survivors. And I was like, does somebody die?
Elena
No. That's why I didn't want to, like, give too much away. That's why I wanted to say no. They were all relevant, relatively unharmed. There was some heat stroke. There's obviously shock and trauma, but physically they were all relatively all right.
Ash
Oh, my God. I hope this kid, when he gets caught, I hope his trust fund paid for.
Elena
Their therapy. Seriously.
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Elena
Well, they were all given soda and apples at the police station.
Ash
Oh my God, stop it. That is so pure.
Elena
And then they were freed to go with their families, which all of them said, like, I think the guy Larry Park, I mentioned, he said that he literally just like went. His mom picked him up in her arms and she, and he said, I just said, said, hi, mom, and put my head on her shoulder and fell asleep because he, because he was six. Like, he was six. He's this little sick, he's just like, hi, Mom.
Ash
I just keep picturing your kids.
Elena
Oh, that's all I kept picturing.
Ash
Oh, I, I, I don't even know what I would do. No to these people when they got caught. I. I would go to jail.
Elena
Oh. I would 100.
Ash
I would just start ripping them apart with my teeth.
Elena
I could not. The. The thought of it is unfathomable. Yeah. It really is. Like I. I would to articulate any kind of thought when it has to like putting myself in the situation and none are coming.
Ash
I would turn into a creature and just rip them to shots.
Elena
I would literally turn into my true form and I would just.
Ash
I would call upon Satan after Satan's work and just be like, yo, sir.
Elena
I need your help.
Ash
Give me the power. Give me the power.
Elena
I would call upon the power of Mennon.
Ash
I was literally going to say that after you said what we would call.
Elena
The corners craft style.
Ash
So hit me up with how these get caught.
Elena
So unfortunately, none of the kids could say a lot about what they looked like because they were wearing pantyhose. Except they look like the Easter bunny. But a team went back to the quarry to search the buried van for clues. And they figured out that the only person who would have access to via a key to this rock quarry was Fred woods, who was the son of the owner of the rock quarry.
Ash
Straight up idiot.
Elena
Idiot.
Ash
Thank God.
Elena
Of course, he became the chief suspect. And once they put it together, the other pieces they were led to the other two fools. Ed was also able to give one of their license plate numbers under hypnosis. Yes, they put him under hypnosis and he read aloud their license plate number.
Ash
I don't want to know what I would remember under hypnosis.
Elena
Here's Ed just helping. Even in, like a subconscious state. That's just a big old help. Ed.
Ash
Ed.
Elena
So he's a hero heroism. Two years before this kidnapping, Fred and his Fred woods and his two friends, James and Richard Schoenfeld. The three kidnappers, Duchenfeld. They had been arrested for grand theft auto. So they were already had arrest warrants on them. You're rich.
Ash
Why are you stealing things?
Elena
That's what kills. And that's what nobody truly understands about this. They were three rich. Right?
Ash
They're bored.
Elena
Investigators served and executed a search warrant at Fred's father's mansion. And they found one of the guns used in the kidnapping. So they were able to tie him. They also found a literal document labeled plan that detailed the entire thing, along with a ransom note. Apparently, they have been meticulously planning this for over a year.
Ash
I believe it. I mean, that was so.
Elena
Yeah.
Ash
I hate to say what I was Gonna say, I hate to say well orchestrated, but it was.
Elena
And I mean, months before they were caught, this whole thing happened. That's when they started burying this van. So they were already like, well, that's.
Ash
All together to put that whole, like, place together.
Elena
And they. And actually they were able to gather witnesses that said they had noticed people digging in there like months earlier, but they didn't know why. So Richard Schoenfeld was the one who turned himself in. And as we'll see, Richard seemed. He's the youngest one of the kidnappers. He seems to be the one that was along for the ride and he shows the most remorse. He turned himself in.
Ash
So he's somewhat of a human.
Elena
He acknowledges that it's horrific and that like, he's. He acknowledges it. I'm not saying he's a good person. I'm just saying he's the only one out of the three that seems to have any truly. Have full remorse and, and to truly grip what he did and what he did to these kids for the rest of their lives.
Ash
Yeah, I just like.
Elena
And what we'll see is later one of these kids actually like went and met him and like talked to him. Yeah. So James and Fred left, fled California. So Richard turned himself in immediately. James and Fred fled California. Fred went to Vancouver and was caught by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Police.
Ash
Because they're awesome.
Elena
Yak and Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
Ash
I want to be a royal.
Elena
The police. But the police put the three of them and. And James was also caught, I think, just like somewhere outside of California. They put the three of them in a video lineup and told them to say phrases that the kids said they used during the kidnapping.
Ash
Oh God.
Elena
And the children were all able to identify them.
Ash
They're like, it was that, that. Yeah, that other.
Elena
They literally had them say things like, like, shut up and sit down. Get to the back of the bus. Listen to what I say. Like all these things that the kids were like, yeah, they said all this and then they had the kids come in and they all recognize them, which it's like more badassery.
Ash
Cuz like to be even be able to do that.
Elena
Yeah. All three pled guilty to 27 counts of kidnapping for ransom and robbery. They were all charged with eight counts of bodily harm as well. But they refused to plead to it because all of them said. Said they. That was going to carry a mandatory life sentence without the possibility of parole. So none of them would plead guilty.
Ash
To it even though they were guilty as well.
Elena
The kids all testified at the trials, Right. So they were, like, badasses again. February 17, 1978, all three were charged with mandatory life sentences without the possibility of parole.
Ash
Because if you sat here and told me they got, like, 25 years, I would lose my noodle.
Elena
Well, unfortunately. What? Their lawyers appealed the charges of bodily harm because they say, it said, although traumatic, real bodily harm as definition by law did not occur.
Ash
Eat my shorts.
Elena
So, like, are you kidding me?
Ash
I. Oh, my God. This is what I just thought.
Elena
How do you.
Ash
Defense lawyers. How do, like, the defense.
Elena
How you defend these guys of these people?
Ash
What?
Elena
Oh, they should.
Ash
How do you lay your head on the pillow?
Elena
The ones that defended these guys should be ashamed. Ashamed of themselves.
Ash
How do you put your head on the pillow?
Elena
I don't know how you go to sleep at night defending someone like that.
Ash
When you know they're straight up guilty.
Elena
That. And it's like, bodily harm. I don't give a. If physically they're all, like, together, they are ruined.
Ash
Your brain is in your body.
Elena
Well, and as I read a ton about these kids later in adulthood, how do you function? They were. I mean, most of them had phobias well into life of, like, the dark. Yeah. Claustrophobia. Yeah.
Ash
They wouldn't let their humans alone.
Elena
They all have kids. A lot of them have kids now, and they won't let their kids anywhere. Like, they're like, I am the most overprotective parent ever, and it's, like, affecting me.
Ash
I'd be like, well, let me tell you about the time I was buried alive, child.
Elena
Yeah, well. And so these sentences were gotten rid of, and they were sentenced again to life with the possibility of parole. Parole.
Ash
Okay. I mean, I'm still pissed, but as long as it's life. Well, did they get let out on parole?
Elena
Richard, who was the one who turned himself in, the one I said, seems to have the most remorse for it. He was granted parole in June 2012.
Ash
Why?
Elena
36 years after the crimes, three years after that, his brother James was paroled.
Ash
Are you kidding me?
Elena
Fred is still in prison. Fred seems to be the ringleader. Yeah, he was always labeled as the ringleader. And. And the sheriff actually, at the time said that James and Richard were just two kind of like, dumbasses that just, like, did. Stupid Fred, they said, was a true psychopath. Like, he was a social.
Ash
Clearly, who devises this plan in their mind?
Elena
He's still a piece of to this day. Like, he's in his, like, 70s or something, and he's still a piece of. He breaks all Kinds of rules in prison, which is why he's not getting parole. Good.
Ash
Keep breaking those rules, Fred.
Elena
Exactly. Because they always say an indicator of how you will be on the outside if you can follow rules on the inside. And he can't follow rules on the inside. He's. He constantly gets caught with, like, porn and cell phones in his cell. He's trying to run his businesses from inside prison, and he's, like, actually doing it.
Ash
What businesses?
Elena
I guess he has businesses that are already in his name because he's a little rich and they just got put in his name. So he's able to run some businesses from inside.
Ash
Said, what is the point? You're not getting the money.
Elena
It's the thing. He's still getting, like, richer in prison because I assume he thinks he's gonna get out at some point because he's such a idiot, he's never gonna get out. So why did they do this?
Ash
Why?
Elena
Apparently, James and Fred were in debt from being dumbasses.
Ash
But you have a trust fund, and.
Elena
But that trust fund wasn't gonna kick in until he was, like, a certain age, so he couldn't have access to it yet. So he was like, oh, instead of working, I'll just kidnap a bunch of kids. And James. And again, I said, like, you know, Richard just seems like he was the younger brother taken along for the ride. James told a parole board in 2015, when he was paroled, quote, we needed multiple victims to get multiple millions. And we picked children because children are precious. The state would be willing to pay ransom for them. And they don't fight back. They're vulnerable. And they will mind you.
Ash
That is the most up sentence ever said.
Elena
And it's like, I understand that they're saying, like, they paroled the two of them because they showed remorse. They've been good in prison. They're getting. I guess that was the first time in 2015, that was the first time that any of the three of them had given any motive. They had no idea before this why they did this. And so. But what's bothering me is it's like, okay, so in 2015, this dude's standing before a parole board being like, this is why we did it. And it's the most up reason ever that children are vulnerable and precious and will mind you.
Ash
Also, can you let me and you parole him?
Elena
I'd be like, what?
Ash
Like, I understand.
Elena
You're looking at it like he's telling you the truth and he's giving you the insight.
Ash
Yeah, but the truth is horrifying.
Elena
But, like, how do you know he doesn't still think this way, right? Like. Like, maybe he doesn't. I. I hope he doesn't. I do believe in rehabilitation.
Ash
Yeah.
Elena
Not for everybody, but I do believe in rehabilitation, so. God, I'm hoping these guys did come out of here and be like, I was 24 years old. I was 22. That's not who I am. Like, holy. But, like, that's scary to me.
Ash
It's so crazy because I'm thinking of, like, my friends. Like, I am 23 years old and I.
Elena
Could you.
Ash
I.
Elena
Can you imagine some like them thinking this way?
Ash
No.
Elena
Well, in Larry park, the one I've mentioned a few times, the, like, 6 year old who was like, I fell asleep on my mom, he met all three of these men and he forgave them.
Ash
Wow.
Elena
He.
Ash
That's the thing, though. It's almost like you would have to. Because if you don't, how do you go on with your life?
Elena
I think that's what it was too. He said he was like one night and he was like. He said he, like, looked up and was like, God, help me, forgive them.
Ash
Like, I'm never gonna be able to.
Elena
I need to move past this, this. And so Richard in particular has been cited as being, you know, the one that showed the most remorse. And there's a picture of Larry and Richard, like, smiling with each other.
Ash
So wild.
Elena
It's so bizarre. But you look at it and you're like, holy.
Ash
Like, I think it must help too. Like, it's. It's like meeting a monster. It's like somebody taking their mask off.
Elena
Exactly.
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Elena
Like, I'm. It.
Ash
It wasn't real. Like, it was real, but like.
Elena
But like, they, You. You can shrink them down to size instead of them being this like, larger than life entity. Because again, he was. They were all like, you know, 5, 6, 7, 10, right. 12. All that. Like, they were little and these men were these big scary monsters. And in their mind, they're probably always been this big scary monsters. And to meet them as adults and be like, oh, you're just a little.
Ash
And I can look at.
Elena
It's shrinking them down to like, like a size you can just flick them away at all. Right, keep going. So the children. After. After the whole, like, experience, the children were granted a trip to Disneyland.
Ash
Oh, my God. Amazing. With Ed. I've got to go.
Elena
And Ed. The California School Employees association in Sacramento presented Ed with the Associations Association Citation for outstanding community service. This quote, particularly to 26 precious Chowchilla School Children. The award was given by the governor and he got many more heroism awards after that. And then five weeks after the kidnapping, the entire town of Chowchilla created and celebrated Ed Ray and Children's Day. Stop. With a huge celebration and parade where Ed and the kids were on floats.
Ash
Stop it. Stop it right now.
Elena
Like video. There's like pictures of this and everything.
Ash
I can't believe I've never heard of this case.
Elena
It blew my mind. Like, Thomas, thank you for bringing this.
Ash
You would think that this should be a well known case. Yeah.
Elena
And then I just found out, like, these kids did have tons of issues.
Ash
Of course they did.
Elena
A woman named Dr. Lenore Terror, who is a San Francisco psychiatrist, actually wrote a book called Too Scared to Cry. She wrote about their trauma in this book and she said, quote, In 1976, we didn't know much about childhood trauma, much less how to treat it. Despite their varied backgrounds, every Chowchilla kid I interviewed suffered from PTSD symptoms for years after the kidnapping and burial alive.
Ash
Oh, yeah.
Elena
Many of them were well into adulthood, having to sleep with night lights because the dark was just so much that, like, they were just traumatized by it. They suffered from constant nightmares, phobias. A lot of them had substance abuse and legal issues for a little while, but most of them turned their. Around. Around.
Ash
That's good.
Elena
Recognized what was happening and what this was coming from, and they were able to turn it around. And their stories are, like, amazing to read now. But a lot of them would say they still have these nightmares where they will be buried alive or that, like, they're lined up and shot by these guys and stuff. Like, they just have these awful nightmares. And a lot of the parents of these kids said that when they first came back, it was years of them screaming in the middle of the night, running in their bedroom in the middle of the night, like, thinking they were being chased for a little while. They didn't know who the kidnappers were. It took a little while to find those. The time between then and when they were caught, they said was unbearable.
Ash
It must have felt like years because.
Elena
They felt like they were going to come back and get them.
Ash
Like, also, I feel like if I was a parent, I'd be like, no, you're not sleeping in your room tonight. Like, you're sleeping in my room forever.
Elena
I was gonna say, I'm pretty sure I would ruin my kids even further because I would be like, you're never leaving. Leaving my sight.
Ash
Yeah. No, I'd be like, you're never. You don't have a room anymore. We're sharing.
Elena
Yeah. And these poor. These poor parents were just, like, after this hugely traumatizing experience that they lived through, now they're living through the aftermath once again with their kids. It's like, holy. Ed was hailed as a hero, like, we said, like, his whole life. He was.
Ash
He deserves it.
Elena
But he was super humble and, like, would never acknowledge that. Right. And, like, he's just adorable. His. His. His own kids said he just loved kids his whole life. Like, they were like, he was an amazing father. He's amazing grandfather. An amazing great grandfather.
Ash
Stop it.
Elena
Because he had great grandchildren.
Ash
Hell, yeah.
Elena
Thank goodness Ed got to live to have great grandchildren. And they said he was just one of those guys who just. Kids were his world. And he felt like he had a duty to protect kids.
Ash
Yeah.
Elena
And he said about that day, he was like, all I knew was that I had to protect these kids. I had to make them feel like everything was going to be okay. Because even if they were dying that day, he was like, I wanted them to. To die thinking that everything was okay. And he was like. And I wanted to make sure these kids. His main goal. He was like, we weren't dying that day. My main goal was to get these kids back to their parents. And he did. And he did.
Ash
He moved a manhole cover with two truck batteries on it, and he killed.
Elena
Kept his together throughout this whole thing. And, like, maintained I would not be able to sing songs. I would be bawling my eyes out.
Ash
In a be like, don't touch me.
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Elena
Seriously. And Ed lived to be 91 years old.
Ash
Oh, my God. That's amazing.
Elena
Which. It's like, yes, yes. Like, I wanted that. I was like, don't tell me. Live to be, like, 70. Like, tell me. He's got a long life. 91 years old. He passed away in May 2012, and according to an article in the New York Times, his entire life, those children were by his side.
Ash
Oh, my God. Yes.
Elena
They all maintained, like, best friendships with him. Like, they all talked to him all the time. They visited him. They said a lot of those children that he saved were there by his side when he passed away. And they had visited him consistently through his entire life. Like, they were with him throughout it all.
Ash
I love that.
Elena
Family members said Ry collected newspaper clippings about the kidnapping. Like, he wouldn't talk about it. He just, like, silently have this stuff. And he also bought the school bus from it for $500 because he said he didn't want it to go to scrap iron. Cuz he was like, I feel like this is an important thing.
Ash
Wow.
Elena
Like we, we survived. Like, I want this to stay. Wow.
Ash
Where did he put it?
Elena
His son said, quote, he parked it in the barn and he go out and start it every once in a while. He kept it for many years, but then he ended up giving it to an old equipment museum in LeGrand where it's still there for public viewing today.
Ash
If I was him, I wouldn't want to go in it ever again.
Elena
He goes in there and he starts it just to make sure it's like still working.
Ash
I wouldn't.
Elena
And the van is there in the museum today in LeGrand. And a lot of the kids came back after he passed away and they wrote messages to him on the outside of the. Of the bus us. Wow. And you can look at it online. They all wrote like, Ed, you'll always be my hero and stuff like that.
Ash
Like, oh my God.
Elena
I know. I like, choked up.
Ash
Yeah. I just, I got.
Elena
I just got another lump that came. Came a. Rocking him through. But that's the. The tale of the 1976 Chowchilla school bus kidnapping.
Ash
Thank you, Thomas, for sending that to us. I can't believe I'd never heard of that case before.
Elena
I'm shocked.
Ash
I'm ruined. But I can't believe I never heard of that case before.
Elena
Yeah, it's one of those that, like, you read it and you just think of all these what's these kids went through. But then you're like, thank goodness. I mean, from what I read, I didn't see any like, stories of, you know, them really going down into like a dark place forever. You know, most of them were able to. And, and a lot of them say, like, I want people to know these kids grew up to have wonderful lives. We didn't let these men take that from us. Some of them stumbled a bit, of course, because I couldn't imagine living through that.
Ash
I probably would have.
Elena
Most of them came out of it and were like that. I'm gonna, gonna. I'm gonna forgive them. I'm gonna move past this. I'm gonna just.
Ash
Even forgiving them is.
Elena
Yeah. Wild. And as far as what I read, James and Richard have not been back to prison. They've not been in trouble again.
Ash
I hope I don't feel like they're doing heckle them like Lizzie Borden.
Elena
Oh yeah. I hope they get heckled with some nursery rhymes. And Fred, I don't know if he'll ever get out of Prison. He rots in there. Because he sounds like a.
Ash
He truly does.
Elena
So.
Ash
Yeah. So pointless.
Elena
So point. It's so pointless. That's the part that kills me.
Ash
Like, I'm in debt.
Elena
So pointless. Everybody's in debt who's not in debt.
Ash
Yeah. That's like the whole.
Elena
Raise your hand.
Ash
That's America.
Elena
See, Nobody's raising their hands.
Ash
No one in this room.
Elena
Nobody.
Ash
Nobody just won't raise their head.
Elena
Nobody in this world.
Ash
Am I okay. Wow. Well, thanks for that.
Elena
You're welcome.
Ash
Can't wait to live my life now again.
Elena
Can't wait to hug my baby.
Ash
I'm not bringing them to school with you anymore. I. I am.
Elena
That's why I bring them. I will forever school.
Ash
I renounce that.
Elena
I renounce that.
Ash
I renounce them going to school.
Elena
I resumed that.
Ash
So, yeah, we hope you keep listening.
Elena
And we hope you keep it weird.
Ash
But not so weird that you go to the store and you buy some nylons and you put them over your head and you're like, why I look like these?
Elena
So running.
Ash
I bet I should kidnap some kids, because that's really up.
Elena
And guess what?
Ash
You already have a trust fund. So why don't you stop being a douche nozzle and just maybe wait until your trust fund hits and stop kidnapping people. And also, how up are you to dig the earth into the earth and put people in there and just, like, go yourself? Fred, Red and poop. Those are your names.
Elena
Bye. Those are your names. Bye.
Ash
That was a good one.
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Hosts: Ash Kelley & Alaina Urquhart
Episode Date: December 25, 2025
In this emotionally charged Mini Morbid, Ash and Alaina revisit the 1976 Chowchilla school bus kidnapping—a harrowing true crime case where 26 young children and their bus driver were abducted at gunpoint and buried alive in a moving van. Despite the nightmarish nature of the story, the hosts assure listeners of its happy ending, balancing their hallmark blend of dark humor and heartfelt empathy. This episode is both a chilling recount of a historical crime and a tribute to the incredible bravery and resilience of the victims.
Quote:
“Let me preface this ... I debated whether to preface this story with it having a happy ending or not ahead of time. I’m gonna preface it with it has a happy ending because kind of needs to be prefaced that way.”
— Elena, [08:33]
Quote:
“Three men with pantyhose over their heads jumped on the bus with guns—sawed-off shotguns—pointed at this kind man in a bus full of essentially babies.”
— Elena, [12:17]
Notable Survivor Perspective:
"As a six year old, the only way that I can describe this darkness in the van is that it was trying to get me."
— Survivor Larry Park, via Elena, [16:37]
Quote:
"If we're going to die, we're going to die trying to get out of here."
— Survivor Jennifer Brown Hyde, via Elena, [31:28]
“The world’s been looking for you.”
— Elena recounting, [35:32]
Quote:
"We needed multiple victims to get multiple millions. And we picked children because children are precious. The state would be willing to pay ransom for them. And they don't fight back. They're vulnerable. And they will mind you."
— Kidnapper James Schoenfeld at parole hearing, via Elena, [48:45]
Quote:
"He was just one of those guys who just ... kids were his world. And he felt like he had a duty to protect kids."
— Elena, [55:16]
Monica, age 5, to a kidnapper:
"Are you the Easter Bunny?" (the kidnappers' pantyhose masks resemble bunny ears)
— Elena recounting, [15:36]
Survivor Larry Park (age 6 at the time), upon rescue:
"His mom picked him up in her arms ... and he said, 'I just said, hi, Mom,' and put my head on her shoulder and fell asleep because he was six."
— Elena, [39:35]
On Ed Ray’s legacy:
"His own kids said he just loved kids his whole life. ... They said a lot of those children that he saved were there by his side when he passed away.”
— Elena, [56:32]
On the horror of defense lawyering for the kidnappers:
“How do you lay your head on the pillow ... defending someone like that?”
— Ash, [45:44]
Host Commentary (on learning of the case):
“Thank you, Thomas, for sending that to us. I can’t believe I’d never heard of that case before.”
— Ash, [58:09]
Ash and Alaina bring heart, humor, and humanity to a case defined by both cruelty and hope—spotlighting the heroism of Ed Ray, the resilience of the child survivors, and the senselessness of the criminals’ greed. The episode not only informs but deeply moves, encouraging new generations to honor the courage that carried 27 people through the “lighthearted nightmare” of Chowchilla.
Memorable Sign-off:
“We hope you keep it weird. ... But not so weird that you go to the store and you buy some nylons and you put them over your head ... and just maybe wait until your trust fund hits and stop kidnapping people ... Fred, Red and Poop, those are your names.”
— Elena and Ash, [60:00]
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