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Neil
we will give you the ingredients for a Ben and Jerry's flavor. And you have to name it Banana
Toby
Ice Cream with Fudge Chunks and Walnuts.
Annalisa Cochran
I'm going to say Tonight Dough.
Toby
Incorrect.
Neil
Vanilla malt ice cream with peanut fudge Covered pretzels with fudge and peanut Buttery
Toby
swirls tonight Dough 2.0 no, it's not
Neil
Tonight Vanilla ice cream with a chocolate cookie swirl. Chocolate chip and chocolate chocolate chip cookies.
Kyle Haggie
Huh? No one might have been mentioned in answers. I'm gonna go with Tonight Dough.
Neil
No. What y' all are obsessed with Tonight Dough?
Toby
Caramel and chocolate ice cream with chocolate cookie swirls and gobs of chocolate chip Cookie dough in peanut butter cookie dough.
Kyle Haggie
The gob Father Fields of gold.
Toby
This is shocking.
Neil
How to be Y' all are embarrassing.
Toby
It's the Tonight Dough. You guys are joking. You're actually kidding me right now. I cannot believe that just happened.
Nikki Mahmoudi
That's Tonight Dough.
Neil
Good morning. On this Memorial Day, Hope been able to spend the weekend with friends or family, preferably next to a body of water. Because of the holiday, today's episode is going to be a little different than typical. Back by popular demand. It's a game show, a format we've run before on holidays. We asked three of our very funny coworkers from around Morning Brew to come on the podcast and answer trivia questions.
Toby
Neal always says I give out way too many hints. I just like to see people succeed. It's five rounds of fun. But before we get into it, a word from our sponsor. LinkedIn ads. A bullspin.
Neil
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Toby
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Neil
Joining us on the show today are three of the fiercest competitors we could find around the office. They'll play five rounds of trivia and the person with the most points at the end of the will win the grand prize of Toby. What is our prize?
Toby
I will change my slack profile picture to a picture of you. And right now it's a picture of a turtle figurine that Neil got me from Oaxaca, Mexico. So this is a pretty big deal. Play hard, folks.
Neil
Okay, let's quickly get to know our contestants. First up is Annalise Cochran, who makes very funny, very informative videos for the Morning Brew Instagram. Annalisa. Beach or lake?
Annalisa Cochran
Mmm, this might be divisive. I have to go with lake today.
Kyle Haggie
Nice.
Annalisa Cochran
Yeah.
Toby
And why?
Neil
Why lake over beach?
Annalisa Cochran
I really want some tubing right now. I like that the lake offers shade at certain points during the day. Um, what else do I have? Docks are really fun. Boats are really fun.
Toby
Famously, docks can only go into lakes, not into oceans too. Not a lot of sharks.
Neil
Next is Nikki Mahmoudi, who also makes very funny, informative videos for the Morning Brew Instagram. Nikki, what is the best song to play at a barbec?
Nikki Mahmoudi
I think it wasn't Me by Shaggy.
Neil
Incredible song. Yeah, I associate it with barbecuing 100%.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Yeah.
Toby
Who overcooked this cheeseburger? It wasn't me. Finally, someone you all know very well. It's Kyle Haggie, Morning Brew's chief of staff, host of the per my last email podcast and MBD super sub. Kyle, Hot dog or burger?
Kyle Haggie
Well, first honored to be here, Toby. If we win, it's going to be a profile picture of us. We should get to pick what picture you make your slack. So I'm going to throw that out there. That feels right. I like that answer. Hot dog.
Toby
That's all we're getting.
Kyle Haggie
It just feels more. It's memorial is coming up on Memorial Day. It feels more fun. You can have a burger anytime. But I think a Memorial Day on a hot dog on a holiday feels very special.
Toby
I actually like that take. A lot of hot dogs are not something you eat on a normal daily basis. Burgers are too accessible.
Kyle Haggie
Exactly.
Toby
I like it. And also not a Lot of sharks when it comes to burgers, too. All right, Neil, we're about to dive in. But I am just saying that I am keeping score today on this whiteboard right here. So this is a very legit operation. So no funny business from you guys. Neil, what is our first round?
Neil
Okay, round one is news, which is the reason we all have our jobs so enthusiastic. Get the question correctly, you're going to get one point. If you get the question wrong, the next player in line can steal your question by answering it correctly. If none of you get the question right, we'll tape you all to your desks.
Kyle Haggie
Dunk. Take dunk.
Neil
Tank. Analisa. First question to you. It's the trend taking over graduation season. Commencement speakers are getting booed by students when they mention what a I. That is correct. The former Google CEO and real and a real estate executive both got roundly booed after mentioning how I was going to disrupt the economy. Perhaps not the smartest strategy when trying to inspire a generation of young people. Did anyone have a good graduation speaker?
Nikki Mahmoudi
Yes.
Toby
Flex on us.
Neil
Okay. You don't even remember them.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Yeah, I do. It was Meghan Rapinoe. No. From snl. Superstar Catholic schoolgirl Megan from snl.
Neil
Meghan Markle.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Isn't her name Meghan.
Neil
Molly Shannon.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Molly Shannon.
Kyle Haggie
Molly Shannon.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Molly Shannon. Molly Shannon.
Toby
May I flex for one second?
Neil
Sure.
Toby
John Krasinski. Pretty good. That's pretty good.
Kyle Haggie
Solid.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Okay, never mind.
Toby
May I not flex there for a second? John Krasinski just kind of just looked at the camera with that knowing glance the entire time he did.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Good news.
Toby
All right. Well done, Annalisa. Question two. This one goes to Nikki. Speaking of AI backlash, which Shark Tank judge is locked in a fight with a Utah residents over a massive data center he wants to build?
Nikki Mahmoudi
Kevin O', Leary, aka Mr.
Toby
Wonderful.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Mr. Wonderful.
Toby
He's sort of morphing into his character in Marty Supreme. All that is left is to bring Timothee Chalamet out to Utah and spank him.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Yeah. Do you guys know about the boat?
Neil
No.
Toby
Oh, I do know about the boat, actually.
Annalisa Cochran
What's it?
Toby
It's a little dark, actually.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Dark?
Toby
Maybe you can Google. Just Google Kevin o' Leary boat and you'll see what comes.
Neil
Okay, well, question three is also about a dark story about a boat. This one's to Kyle. The cruise ship MV Hondius has arrived in the Netherlands after a nightmare of a trip where 11 people were infected and three people died. Of what illness?
Kyle Haggie
Hantavirus.
Neil
That is correct. Hantavirus. Wow. We got three for three in the
Kyle Haggie
first couple of questions.
Neil
Just hold on.
Kyle Haggie
You don't want to say this.
Toby
This is kiss Jeopardy.
Neil
Trust me, the difficulty will ramp up.
Kyle Haggie
I'm feeling a little confident.
Neil
Here's the wild part about this ship. It's going to sail again with people in a couple of weeks. It's going to be disinfected, inspected, then head out on a polar cruise. That's price starting at $5,750 per person. Would anyone step foot on this ship?
Kyle Haggie
Yes.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Me.
Toby
No.
Kyle Haggie
We have to ban cruises. Not even about the virus. We just have to ban cruises.
Toby
I think they're good. I'm team Cruise as no, honestly, it's a petri dish. Tom Cruise. I'm team Tom Cruise. All right, question for everyone's three for three. This one goes back to Annalisa. Which pop star is suing Samsung for using her face to sell TVs?
Annalisa Cochran
Dua lipa.
Toby
Or as I like to call her, Du Lapeep. It is a very smart marketing tactic. Dua Lipa could sell garlic to a vampire.
Neil
All right, this next one is for Nikki. Question number five. Chipotle CEO recently said that if you want bigger portions, you should do what,
Nikki Mahmoudi
like pay more money for them for the.
Neil
Not exactly. Kyle. This. This is a steal to you.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Oh, my God.
Neil
If you want bigger portions at Chipotle, the CEO said you should just do what?
Kyle Haggie
If you want bigger portions at Chipotle, you should order the burrito bowl and ask for double chicken.
Neil
That. That works. But that's not what he said. Annalisa, save us ask. All you got to do is ask. That's what he said. He said if you want bigger portions, just ask for more.
Kyle Haggie
Simple as that.
Toby
Good steal, Annalisa.
Annalisa Cochran
What can I say?
Toby
I recently saw a guy go into a Chipotle and order a wet burrito, which is zero dry ingredients. So it's pinto beans, black beans, queso sour cream, all three types of salsa. And then he just says, wrap it up. And the Chipotle worker did that. So apparently you can ask them to do almost anything, including more portion sizes and make a wet burrito.
Neil
And how was the integrity of the burrito of the tortilla?
Toby
It was unbelievable how it contained everything. One of the grossest things I've ever seen in my entire life, though. All right, question six.
Neil
To Kyle.
Toby
To Kyle. Citing the Iran war, Japanese snack food giant Calvi announced it would make what change to its packaging?
Kyle Haggie
Oh, God. It's going to remove oil from the. From the packaging.
Toby
It's not. Not Right, but we're not going to give that one to you. So it's still snaps background to Annalisa.
Annalisa Cochran
Yeah, they're going to make the packaging black and white.
Toby
Oh, my gosh. She's dominating. She's dominating.
Kyle Haggie
How are they going to do that, may I ask?
Neil
I mean, how are they going to print something in black and white?
Kyle Haggie
No, he's saying using less oil.
Toby
He's advoc for his own answer.
Kyle Haggie
Yeah, we need like, we need like the research team in the background to come back. Like an NBA review and award.
Toby
No, we actually are just getting words from our producer, Kyle. Still no point for you, unfortunately. Yeah. The company said it's switching to monochrome packaging for its popular popular shrimp sticks, potato chips and other munchies due to Iran war supply chain disruptions. It blames the change on a shortage of Nafanha.
Neil
Nafna Naptha.
Toby
Is that the North American treaty? An oil derived product using used in printing ink.
Kyle Haggie
I like how you said oil derived there.
Toby
Naptha.
Neil
Naphtha. We've said it on the podcast a million times.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Napster.
Neil
Napster. Naptha.
Annalisa Cochran
How depressing to eat candy out of a black and white packaging.
Toby
I know it's mostly chips, but I agree. Like, it really does change how consumers walking down the aisle buy their stuff.
Annalisa Cochran
And the taste probably.
Neil
Annalisa, this is question number seven to you. Which baseball team just set a new attendance record by packing over 102,000 fans into Kyle Field at Texas A and M?
Annalisa Cochran
Probably a Texas team. The Texas. I'm going to go with the Atlanta Braves.
Neil
Not quite.
Toby
Nikki Favorite.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Is it the Astros?
Neil
No, this is.
Nikki Mahmoudi
My God.
Neil
This is not a major league baseball team. Kyle. Kyle Haggie. This has happened at Kyle Field, so I expect you to this.
Kyle Haggie
Shout out to Kyle Field and shout out to the Savannah Bananas. Here we go. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Point on the board. Sorry, we were.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Loyalty.
Annalisa Cochran
Wait, what's their mascot?
Toby
We were looking for take the oil out of the baseball stadium. Actually, Kyle.
Neil
So I've never seen a game show where someone gave themselves a ding, ding, ding.
Kyle Haggie
That's how they got the right answer.
Neil
Yes. People seem to have very strong feelings about the Savannah Bananas.
Toby
Do you guys like them?
Kyle Haggie
I think we put them all on a cruise ship, to be honest.
Nikki Mahmoudi
You call them a baseball team? It's not what they do.
Toby
They date well.
Neil
They play baseball, they dance, they sing. They do all types of antics like circus, but it's extremely popular.
Nikki Mahmoudi
I think it's circus.
Annalisa Cochran
They're not. What league are they?
Nikki Mahmoudi
They do Pretend baseball. Because it's funny.
Toby
Yes.
Annalisa Cochran
I don't feel like that question was set up correctly.
Kyle Haggie
You've never heard of the Savannah Bananas until now? God, I'm so jealous of you. I wish I forgot everything I know about them.
Toby
They're. They are popular. I like that they do flips and catch balls.
Neil
It's like, Ben, maybe pretend baseball is more popular than regular baseball.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Yeah.
Toby
All right, question eight. Whose turn is it? Neil?
Neil
Nikki.
Toby
Nikki. A study from ADP found which city to be the best in the United States for recent college graduates to find jobs.
Kyle Haggie
Oh,
Nikki Mahmoudi
is it like fucking. Oh, I'm not allowed to say a bad word. Sorry. Is it Pittsburgh?
Toby
No.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Pennsylvania.
Toby
It's not. Right. Nor is it in the right section of the country either. Okay, on to Kyle.
Kyle Haggie
Minneapolis, Minnesota. Ding, ding, ding, ding.
Toby
D Self, ding. Which is actually minus 4 points in this regard. So, Kyle, negatives. Now, Annalisa, it was not Minneapolis or Pittsburgh. Any idea?
Annalisa Cochran
Dallas slash Houston.
Toby
Okay, Dallas.
Kyle Haggie
They're not even close.
Neil
They're very far apart. Texas is big.
Annalisa Cochran
Okay, wait, wait. Okay, can I choose one?
Toby
Yes, you can choose one of those.
Annalisa Cochran
I think it's Houston. I know that Dallas has been growing, but I think I remember hearing Houston.
Toby
A clutch answer. Not even close. It's Birmingham, Alabama. What now? Has anyone been there?
Kyle Haggie
Just a bunch of jobs on the ground in Alabama.
Toby
Neil, tell them why Birmingham is hot right now.
Neil
Yeah, Birmingham has a lot of medical jobs. Uab, University of Alabama. Birmingham is kind of a juggernaut there. And I guess, according to this study, it is the best city in the United States for recent college grads to find jobs.
Toby
Have you been here?
Neil
I've been Birmingham. Yeah.
Toby
Bill has been to lots of just the most random.
Neil
The most random town.
Toby
Loves driving.
Neil
I love driving. I don't get to do it here, so I just drive down to Birmingham and I just give them an award for the best city for. For young college grads. Final question, Kyle. Lego unveiled one of its biggest sets ever, containing 8,278 pieces and selling for 650 bucks. What is the structure in the set?
Kyle Haggie
That would be the Great Wall of
Neil
China, not the Great Wall of China.
Toby
Insane LEGO set, though. I like that answer it.
Neil
Would China allow that?
Toby
I don't know.
Neil
Annalisa.
Annalisa Cochran
Wait. How many pieces?
Neil
8,000, 278. Got it.
Toby
Easy.
Annalisa Cochran
The Death Star.
Neil
Star wars already is a Death Star one. I think it's a little smaller. Okay. Nikki Self.
Nikki Mahmoudi
It's the World cup trophy.
Neil
No, but that'd be cool.
Toby
What?
Neil
It's you thought you were.
Toby
They do have a World cup because
Nikki Mahmoudi
they just made it.
Neil
Yeah, well, they might have made it, but this is not the massive set. The answer is Minas Tirith. What is that, minister? Is obviously the capital of Gondor and the Lord of the Rings.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Okay, so that was a question for boys, and there's only one boy here.
Kyle Haggie
And I didn't even. Not really fair let down my gender.
Neil
Women watch the Rings. So this is not the biggest set ever. There are a few that are bigger. We have the Coliseum and the Titanic, which are over 9,000 pieces. Should include the MB hoddiest in there. And the Eiffel Tower is the one with the most pieces. Comes in at 10,001.
Toby
I wonder what the one piece is. I guess just the Paris flag on top. Why not make it an even 10,000? All right, you guys did pretty well on the news category. And by you guys, I mean just Annalisa because the scores are. Annalisa has four, Nikki has one.
Nikki Mahmoudi
That's good.
Toby
And Kyle. Self ding. Haggie has two.
Kyle Haggie
Self ding. Here we go.
Toby
Self ding. All right, so let's move on to round two. The movie review site Letterbox is one of the few authentic corners of the Internet left for this round. We went deep into Letterbox for some of the funniest, strangest reviews left by users. We will give you the review and you have to name the movie that's sick. And once again, steals are in play.
Neil
This category is approved by Nikki.
Toby
This. This category is sick, as she likes to say. Who is up? Neil, I never remember who just answered all this question.
Neil
Let's just go with who has the least amount of points.
Toby
All right, Nikki it is.
Kyle Haggie
That's savage.
Toby
All right, question one, and I'm just reading in the review here. Incredible how Emily Blunt plays a character called Emily, whose main characteristic is Blunt. One of the many visionary elements in this seminal masterpiece.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Devil Wears Prada.
Toby
Yes, the original, by the way.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Yeah, I didn't say two.
Neil
Did not say let's all take Emily is a blunt. Okay, review number two, Kyle. Whenever I think about getting back together with my ex, I watch this film. Works like a charm.
Kyle Haggie
The Avengers.
Neil
The Avengers. Annalisa.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Oh. Oh.
Annalisa Cochran
Crazy stupid love. Actually, I think that's falling movie.
Toby
I like this.
Neil
Yeah, I feel like this. This review could work for a lot of movies. It's not that one. Nikki, any idea the Joker? Joker is not correct. The answer. This was a review and I'll treat it once again. And whenever I think about getting back together with my. I Watched this film. Works like a charm. The answer is gone.
Annalisa Cochran
Girl.
Nikki Mahmoudi
That review and the film.
Toby
What if the answers were all just Devil? Devil Wears Pride? That would have been good. All right, question number three. We are back to Annalisa. Imagine being at an orphanage and someone picked a talking mouse over you.
Annalisa Cochran
Oh, Stuart Little.
Toby
Correct. Stuart Little.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Nice.
Toby
Imagine having the mouthed before you.
Kyle Haggie
I totally forgot about that movie. It's electric.
Toby
Yeah. Underrated fashion icon too. Stuart Little. True tossing fits in that movie.
Annalisa Cochran
So many talking animal movies in the 2000s.
Kyle Haggie
Yeah, we gotta bring those back.
Neil
Bring those back. I feel like every animal
Toby
does, but
Annalisa Cochran
he plays basketball, which feels like talk very well. Yeah, that feels like talking.
Nikki Mahmoudi
He talks with the. With his.
Kyle Haggie
He talks with his game.
Annalisa Cochran
I know a lot of men that don't talk and just shoot.
Toby
Talk to this.
Neil
Let the record show there's still a lot of movies with animals talking.
Kyle Haggie
Yeah, it's not on my radar. I've kind of evolved. Yeah.
Neil
Okay, Nikki, this one's for you. For the love of God, just give the kid antidepressants.
Toby
Little dark.
Nikki Mahmoudi
We need to talk about Kevin.
Toby
I don't even know that movie. Incorrect.
Neil
But maybe we should. Kev. Kyle up. Not up.
Toby
Not a bad guess though.
Annalisa Cochran
I think this one is the Joker.
Neil
It is not the Joker.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Give the kid Joaquin.
Neil
The answer. For the love of God, just give this kid antidepressants. Inside out 2.
Kyle Haggie
Great movie.
Toby
That's a funny one. Voices in the head. All right, on to Kyle. Throughout the movie, Amy boasts about her lovely small feet. Yet Florence Pugh is a size 8 according to WikiFeet.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Oh, come on.
Kyle Haggie
Okay. 1. Never been on Wikifeet. Got a hand up. Never. Never even heard of it.
Toby
God, that sounds a lot like someone who's been on Wikifeet. Honestly.
Kyle Haggie
Is it Wikifeet, the documentary?
Toby
Incorrect. But also a great movie.
Annalisa Cochran
Annalisa, I believe that is Little Women.
Toby
Little Women.
Neil
Well done.
Annalisa Cochran
I don't want to brag, but maybe I am on Wikifeet. We should get that.
Nikki Mahmoudi
And maybe a size 8 isn't that big.
Toby
Actually, follow up question. Do you self submit to Wikifeet or is that like someone else?
Annalisa Cochran
You just post a lot of photos that show your feet.
Kyle Haggie
I'm just kidding, Toby. We don't. We wouldn't know the guidelines or rules. Yeah, never even heard of the website.
Toby
Okay, I am curious about Wikifeet.
Neil
I wonder how many people are on Wikifeet but not Wikipedia. Also like their feed are just so incredible.
Kyle Haggie
And who's on TikTok Why would you
Annalisa Cochran
post your own photos when you could probably sell them, right?
Kyle Haggie
Some people just do it for the love of the game.
Toby
I've heard feet there's that you don't want to be on. Actually, wiki feet is all right.
Kyle Haggie
This is.
Nikki Mahmoudi
They find you.
Kyle Haggie
This is turning a corner.
Neil
We need to move on.
Toby
No, that's not a.
Neil
Staying in number six to Annalisa. When this came out, I thought that David Hasselhoff was a fictional character created specifically for this movie. And to be quite honest, I'm still not convinced he's real.
Annalisa Cochran
This is my favorite movie as a kid. SpongeBob SquarePants the movie.
Toby
Well done. I thought the same thing.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Yeah, me too.
Toby
I did do when his chest did the thing and back down.
Nikki Mahmoudi
So cool, man.
Annalisa Cochran
I mean, he wrote on the water with it. Yeah, yeah.
Nikki Mahmoudi
That was not.
Annalisa Cochran
That's not possible.
Toby
I still try to swim like that. Try to get a lot of speed going. The Hasselhoff. All right. Well done, Nikki. This is to you. Question 7. Austin Butler is so bald. I've never seen anyone be so bald in my life. So moisturized and bald. She was glowing more than Edward in Twilight. What's your Megamind head skincare routine, Elvis boy?
Nikki Mahmoudi
Okay. Yeah, that would be Dune 2.
Toby
Dune Part 2. Yeah, I agree with the sentiment too. There's never been a more bald character in any movie.
Nikki Mahmoudi
This hell. Just want to squeeze that head. Just want to pop that head right open.
Neil
All right.
Toby
Crack it open like an egg.
Neil
Question number eight to someone with a little more hair than Austin Butler. Kyle Aggie. This review is another bong hit.
Kyle Haggie
Wait, the review is another bong hit.
Toby
Just sit with that one for a little.
Neil
Another bong hit. Another bong hit.
Kyle Haggie
Yeah. So a question marker. An exclamation point.
Neil
There is no, no, no punctuation.
Kyle Haggie
All right, letterboxd. First, work on your grammar. I'm going to go with Pineapple Express.
Toby
It's a good guess.
Kyle Haggie
Toby keeps giving me good guesses.
Toby
You're giving out good guess.
Neil
Toby's the most encouraging. I know, I know. He's my game show host.
Annalisa Cochran
Annalisa, what is that Seth Rogen movie at the end of the world?
Kyle Haggie
Pineapple Express?
Annalisa Cochran
No, no, no. At World's End. But I think that's actually the Simon Pegg movie. But I'm gonna say at world's End.
Toby
That was a Seth Rogen movie, but incorrect.
Annalisa Cochran
What's the Simon Pegg movie?
Toby
Shaun of the Dead.
Neil
Shaun of the Dead. Shaun of the Ben and many other fun.
Kyle Haggie
Wait. Oh, the one with Seth Rogen in the World's ending.
Toby
Isn't his name Simon Pegg, or am I making that up?
Annalisa Cochran
There's Simon Pegg and Seth Rogen.
Toby
Simon.
Neil
Seth and Simon Cowell.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Simon Cowell, Simon Co. Nikki, you're getting
Toby
a lot of time to think about this. For this.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Well, I. I think I knew it from the get go because Bong, it's. It's. It's a play on the director's name.
Neil
Correct.
Nikki Mahmoudi
But now what is the movie?
Kyle Haggie
What is he thinking?
Nikki Mahmoudi
I'm gonna guess the most popular one on. In. In the commercially popular one. Parasite.
Neil
That is correct.
Kyle Haggie
Holy
Neil
capitalized. So this is Parasite from the director, Bong Joon Ho, and it is, yes, the most commercially successful one. The Academy Award for best picture, and I agree.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Another Bond hit.
Neil
What. What are the other bong hits that we should know that are less commercially successful?
Nikki Mahmoudi
Memories of Murder is one of the best films ever made. I've seen it like 17 times. And the other one, I believe is called Mother, which is very Snow Piercer. Snow piercer.
Kyle Haggie
Then there's the one where you take a 2 liter Mountain Dew and you flip it upside down. And
Toby
now that one we have to cut from the show. This is a family friendly show, Nikki. A real Bong knower. Thank you.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Thank you.
Toby
Number nine. Who is this?
Neil
Annalisa.
Toby
Annalisa. Divas in long dresses, gossiping with each other, trying to snatch a win. This is basically RuPaul's Drag Race.
Annalisa Cochran
Divas in long dresses trying to snatch a win.
Toby
Gossip with thinking, gossiping with each other, trying to snatch a win, Gossiping with
Annalisa Cochran
each other, trying to snatch it. Secret Lives of Moron Wives, the movie.
Neil
I can't wait for that one.
Toby
I don't know if it's gonna make it to air considering all that's been going on in the Mormon Wives universe. Nikki.
Nikki Mahmoudi
And I'm gonna break this down again. Who on earth represents divas more than the Catholic Church? Oh, it's conclave, Nikki.
Toby
You're firing me up right now.
Kyle Haggie
This is incredible.
Toby
This is like you're playing above the rim. I know.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Ball, guys.
Kyle Haggie
Oh, my gosh.
Toby
Is Conclave absolutely incredible? Remember when we all learned about what conclave was because of conclave and the real Conclave? Yeah, I remember. We did invite the Pope on this show. He said no, so we got Kyle instead.
Kyle Haggie
There was another Doom and Westerners.
Neil
So this was the second most popular review for Conclave. The first one on letterbox with like 84,000 likes, was most diabolical vape hit of all. Time.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Yeah.
Neil
Another iconic scene from that movie, which was a great movie.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Movie.
Neil
Toby, we are now at the end of round two.
Kyle Haggie
Thank God. So bad at movies.
Neil
Yeah. Kyle's ready for that one to be over. What is the scoreboard look like now?
Toby
All right, Annalisa still has her nose in front with seven points, but Nikki came on very strong with two extra steals. I feel like we should have ordered two points for some of those. She has five now.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Wow.
Toby
Kyle. Non movie. Noah Haggie has two.
Neil
All right, round three. Kyle, what is your knowledge of ice cream?
Kyle Haggie
Ice cream?
Neil
Yeah.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Yeah.
Kyle Haggie
Big fan.
Neil
Okay.
Kyle Haggie
Big fan.
Neil
All right.
Toby
Maybe.
Neil
Maybe. This is your comeback category. It's ice cream season. Whether you're chewer or a liquor cone gal, cone cup guy, you better be brushed up on your flavors. Specifically Ben and Jerry's flavors.
Kyle Haggie
Oh, here we go. Come on now. What the hell?
Neil
It's a premature ding. In this round, we will give you the ingredients for a Ben and Jerry's flavor, and you have to name it.
Kyle Haggie
Yeah. Yeah.
Neil
All right, Kyle, we will start with you. Cherry ice cream with cherries.
Kyle Haggie
Cherry Garcia flakes.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Are you serious?
Neil
Let me finish. Cherry ice cream with cherries and fudge flakes.
Kyle Haggie
Cherry Garcia.
Neil
That is correct.
Kyle Haggie
Nice points on the board.
Neil
Ding, ding, ding.
Kyle Haggie
Come back. Time. Y' all should have never let me get ice cream.
Toby
All right, number two, Annalisa. Banana ice cream with fudge chunks and walnuts.
Annalisa Cochran
Oh, is it the monkey one? I'm gonna say tonight, dope, because that's the one that I really know.
Toby
All right. Incorrect, Incorrect.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Unfortunately, Nikki, I guess I'll try to steal that. Is it like, Monkey Madness?
Toby
What do we do with that?
Kyle Haggie
No, it's not the name of the game, Toby.
Toby
Nikki, would you like to try again?
Kyle Haggie
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Neil
What is going on?
Toby
Toby?
Annalisa Cochran
Toby's favorite.
Kyle Haggie
You can't just say the wrong order.
Toby
I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, I think Nikki's my favorite right now, so I'm giving her another chance because of her last bong hits. And I do have money. The prediction market.
Kyle Haggie
Let's see. Toby's Poly market.
Toby
All right, fine.
Kyle Haggie
Pull it up.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Okay. It's all right. Go ahead.
Kyle Haggie
Chunky Monkey.
Toby
Chunky Monkey.
Kyle Haggie
Bang, bang. You should have never let me in the freezer aisle. Come on.
Toby
Kyle is actually gonna dominate this category.
Nikki Mahmoudi
What the hell?
Neil
This next one. This next flavor is for Nikki. I feel like Toby should just give Nikki all the questions because it's going to slip in the answer. Number three is chocolate ice cream with gooey marshmallow swirls. Caramel swirls and fudge. Fish.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Fudge.
Toby
Oh, oh, oh.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Fish food.
Neil
Fish food is correct. Come on.
Toby
I feel like we should have audited that one cuz we did say fish in it. That is we gave half of the answer fish food.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Ph, there we go. This is a farmhouse fish food.
Toby
Big fan of fish. I wish I was a fan of fish and could get that joke. Question four to Kyle.
Kyle Haggie
Yep.
Toby
Vanilla ice cream with fudge covered waffle cone pieces in a caramel swirl.
Kyle Haggie
So first I just want to say this is just testing who's the least healthy of us three and I'm pulling ahead. And the answer to this one is. Americone Dream.
Toby
Oh my gosh.
Kyle Haggie
Bang bang.
Annalisa Cochran
This is.
Toby
This is really impressive too, category.
Neil
We'll see if you can make up some ground.
Toby
Yeah.
Neil
Question number five to Annalisa. This flavor is vanilla malt ice cream with peanutty fudge covered pretzels with fudge and peanut buttery swirls.
Annalisa Cochran
Tonight though.
Neil
No, it's not tonight though. Tonight though is my favorite flavor.
Toby
That's the only one I noticed.
Neil
Afterwards we'll go around and say our favorite flavors, but. But it is not that. I'll say once again, Nikki, for the steel vanilla malt ice cream with peanutty fudge covered pretzels with fudge and peanut buttery swirls.
Nikki Mahmoudi
I'm going to go. They like to do the music stuff. I'm going to go. Steely Dan hit album Pretzel Logic.
Neil
That is. It would be a great.
Kyle Haggie
I think we just found a new flavor though.
Neil
Logic is sick name.
Toby
Yeah.
Neil
Shout out Steely Dan. Kyle, I can't read on your face whether you know this or not.
Kyle Haggie
I think it's. There comes a time in every man's life where he does not know one of the ice cream answers. And this. The time is now for me, that is. I'm just running out of tonight dough 2.0.
Neil
It is not tonight though. I know a lot of people listening to this are like, oh my God, it is chubby hubby.
Kyle Haggie
I actually haven't heard of that one.
Neil
It also sounds like a Steely Dan.
Kyle Haggie
Sounds like.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Does sound like a unreleased Steely Dan pizza.
Neil
All right, nobody got any points. No blood on that one.
Toby
Number six to
Neil
Annalisa.
Toby
Annalisa.
Annalisa Cochran
I think I just.
Toby
Oh, no, no.
Neil
It's Nikki. It's Nikki.
Toby
Question 6. Chocolate and vanilla ice creams mixed with gobs of chocolate chip cookie dough and fudge brownies.
Nikki Mahmoudi
So easy. Half baked.
Toby
Half baked. Let's go. Yeah, a lot of kind of A bong theme carrying through to the next.
Nikki Mahmoudi
We smoking cream.
Neil
Kyle, back to you. Vanilla ice cream with a chocolate cookie swirl. Chocolate chip and chocolate chocolate chip cookies.
Kyle Haggie
Huh? No one might have been mentioned in answers. I'm gonna go with Tonight dough.
Neil
No.
Nikki Mahmoudi
There's one ingredient in Tonight dough that reveals it. Oh, and you'll know.
Toby
Don't spoil it. Don't spoil.
Neil
But I want to help you guys know this one.
Annalisa Cochran
Can you repeat it?
Kyle Haggie
I don't remember any other.
Toby
I'll say. I think Neil's googling something. Vanilla ice cream with a chocolate cookie swirl. Chocolate chip and chocolate chocolate chip cookies.
Annalisa Cochran
Cookie monster.
Toby
Nope. Close.
Neil
I mean, Nikki, raise your hand. It's to you.
Nikki Mahmoudi
It's cookies and milk, right?
Toby
Oh, no.
Neil
Okay, this is really going to test judges metal.
Toby
It's milk and cookies. Sorry.
Kyle Haggie
Order. Order.
Toby
Matter of that. You know, order matters.
Neil
Order matters. It's not Jerry's and Ben. It's not Jerry's and Ben. It's Ben and Jerry's. It's not Gamble and Proctor.
Toby
No way.
Kyle Haggie
It is Johnson and Johnson, though.
Toby
Should I give everyone a point?
Nikki Mahmoudi
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Kyle Haggie
All right.
Toby
Everyone gets a point. So you guys look like you're doing better.
Kyle Haggie
Nice. Points for milk.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Yeah.
Toby
Cookies and milk. Milk. I guess. All right, it's on to
Neil
Kyle.
Toby
I have amnesia.
Kyle Haggie
Kyle, please, please be tonight, though.
Toby
Caramel and chocolate ice cream with chocolate ch. Chocolate cookie swirls and gobs of chocolate chip cookie dough in peanut butter. Cookie dough.
Kyle Haggie
Now you're just naming random gobs.
Nikki Mahmoudi
They love that word.
Kyle Haggie
Yeah, the gob. Father.
Annalisa Cochran
That's funny.
Nikki Mahmoudi
That's good.
Annalisa Cochran
Good.
Toby
Wow, Kyle, you just come up with that?
Kyle Haggie
Yeah.
Toby
You just pulled that out of the thin air.
Kyle Haggie
Yeah.
Toby
Not right. All right. Anna, Lisa.
Annalisa Cochran
Peanut butter fudge.
Toby
Not peanut butter fudge.
Nikki Mahmoudi
It can't be that simple. Nikki, can you repeat the ingredients?
Toby
Caramel and chocolate ice creams with chocolate cookie swirls and gobs of chocolate chip cookie dough and peanut butter cookie dough.
Kyle Haggie
Toby, can we hear the nutritional facts? How many carbs?
Toby
That's got 4,900 calories per serving in eight servings.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Is it like fields of gold?
Toby
This is shocking out of you.
Neil
Y' all are embarrassing.
Kyle Haggie
I ran out of my.
Neil
Does anyone have any other guesses?
Kyle Haggie
Tonight dough.
Toby
It's the Tonight dough. You guys are joking. You're actually kidding me right now.
Nikki Mahmoudi
No, wait, I thought that was the one that had the pretzel potato chips.
Toby
No, no.
Annalisa Cochran
What's that one?
Toby
I don't know. That sounds. I cannot believe that just happened.
Nikki Mahmoudi
That's tonight, though.
Toby
We put it very strategically 8 paces down cuz we knew it'd be a popular guest tonight. Tonight though. And I'm getting. You know what, I'm going to subtract the point I just gave to all you guys last round. Because of that performance I'm allowed to see.
Kyle Haggie
I thought the bit was over, so I wasn't going to say it, but in fact you said it one time. I was sticking to the ba.
Toby
It is delicious though.
Neil
Okay, we got two more here. Annalisa Chocolate ice cream with chocolate cookies and swirls of chocolate pudding ice cream.
Annalisa Cochran
Beehive.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Beehive.
Toby
Our first sponsored answer.
Neil
Yeah.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Is it like Mudslide Fudge?
Neil
It's a Dolly Parton name. Done. Moving on from Silly Dan. That is not correct. Kyle.
Kyle Haggie
Chocolate river.
Neil
Close. Close. Chocolate therapy.
Toby
Chocolate therapy.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Okay, been there.
Toby
To chocolate. All right, question 10. This one's to Nikki. Coffee ice cream with espresso bean fudge chunks.
Kyle Haggie
Oh.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Oh crap.
Toby
It's like a. Oh, I got it.
Kyle Haggie
It's like I got it.
Nikki Mahmoudi
It's, it's. It's like a Java mama.
Neil
Now we're back to fish songs.
Toby
Java Mama.
Neil
Kyle, you seem to know you guys
Nikki Mahmoudi
didn't even say if it was ready.
Kyle Haggie
It is express. So, so, so tasty.
Toby
Wow. Kyle leads for most confidence. Least correct answers for sure.
Nikki Mahmoudi
I thought you were going to say
Toby
that was which I like.
Annalisa Cochran
Annalisa, Anything Wake me up with morning brew.
Toby
This name kind of pisses me off.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Coffee.
Toby
Coffee. Buzz, buzz buzz.
Nikki Mahmoudi
No way.
Toby
Stupid.
Nikki Mahmoudi
No way.
Kyle Haggie
We just came up with three better names. I'd rather have Jama bring in Ben and Or Jerry. Bring him in.
Nikki Mahmoudi
They're old as hell.
Toby
We can take them. Coffee buzz, buzz, buzz.
Neil
Toby, what's the score after that round?
Toby
The score is not a lot of action that round, except for Kyle making up some ground.
Kyle Haggie
Yep.
Toby
Annalisa and Nikki are now tied at seven with Kyle Haggie coming in close at five.
Kyle Haggie
Five. Okay. I'm in the game.
Toby
You're in the game. Win the show.
Neil
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Toby
Of course. Why do you think my life is so chaotic?
Kyle Haggie
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Toby
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Toby
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Neil
First place is going to get five points here. Second place is going to get two points. So this is for all of the
Kyle Haggie
marbles within striking distance.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Oh, it's a one question.
Neil
You'll see. Okay, I'll explain. So the World cup is right around the corner.
Kyle Haggie
Come on, you have no idea. She's got a soccer jersey on.
Nikki Mahmoudi
This is actually not a soccer soccer jersey. This is the Olympic US Skateboarding.
Kyle Haggie
All right, never mind then. Then we might have a chance.
Neil
Is that true?
Nikki Mahmoudi
Yeah, it is. Okay.
Toby
It's kind of pretty.
Neil
Wearing something that eerily resembles a soccer jersey but is in fact a national team skateboarding jersey.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Yes.
Neil
Okay, so the World cup is right around the corner. We want to see how many of the 48 countries that qualified you can name. So this is part footy knowledge, but also part geography. So when in doubt, just think of countries who call it football, not soccer. It'll be a survivor format. So we're going to go around and each of you has to name one country that qualified. No repeats, no passes. If you can't Name one. You're out. Last one standing is going to win five points and probably the entire show. And second place gets two points.
Toby
You guys ready?
Kyle Haggie
And last.
Nikki Mahmoudi
I'm like my heart's beating.
Annalisa Cochran
Yeah.
Kyle Haggie
All right.
Neil
Okay. We're going to start with the person. Last place.
Toby
Kyle.
Neil
Kyle.
Kyle Haggie
You know this would be quite embarrassing if I didn't get the this right. So World cup teams.
Neil
Yeah.
Toby
Correct.
Annalisa Cochran
Wait T. Country, countries.
Neil
Teams.
Kyle Haggie
Germany.
Toby
Great answer, Kyle. Germany has qualified for the World Cup.
Annalisa Cochran
Brazil.
Toby
Correct as well.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Oh, we just say it or this is survivor.
Toby
We're ripping. Yeah.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Oh. Canada.
Toby
Correct.
Kyle Haggie
Germany. No, I'm kidding. France.
Toby
Correct.
Annalisa Cochran
Mexico.
Kyle Haggie
Wow.
Toby
You guys are correct.
Neil
Mexico. And so we've got two of the host countries. Mexico and Canada.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Usa.
Neil
Usa. Nikki.
Kyle Haggie
Spain.
Toby
Wow. You guys might do really well at this actually.
Annalisa Cochran
Argentina.
Toby
Correct. Correct.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Senegal.
Toby
Correct.
Neil
Go in Senegal for quickly. Okay. Kyle.
Kyle Haggie
Italy.
Toby
Kyle.
Neil
Kyle.
Toby
That's brutal.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Bro. Doesn't know.
Toby
It's really sad because that is such a good guess. The Italian qualifier multi time World Cup. They've missed out on the last two World Cups. Is it three or something?
Neil
They haven't been in a very long time in.
Toby
In the men's side. They have not made the last. They. They lost to Bosnia and Herzog.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Oh, yeah. That's one of them.
Kyle Haggie
I was going to say. Here we go. Here we go.
Nikki Mahmoudi
I had that in Bosnia.
Kyle Haggie
Technicality. I'm somehow still in the mix. I'm canc. Canceling my trip to Florence. I'm not impost anymore.
Toby
That's brutal. Kyle is eliminated though. Unfortunately.
Neil
Yeah. Don't go anywhere. We still need you later.
Kyle Haggie
I'll stay tight.
Neil
But we need you. We need you. Heckling. Okay. Annalisa.
Annalisa Cochran
Bosnia.
Toby
Do we? Yeah.
Neil
I mean it's your fault.
Toby
And Bosnia. And who?
Kyle Haggie
And who?
Annalisa Cochran
Bosnia and
Toby
not a real Bosnian. We'll still allow it. But Anne. Hurts a good.
Annalisa Cochran
Thank you. I knew that.
Kyle Haggie
It's a bogo deal.
Toby
Yeah.
Neil
Yeah.
Toby
To Nikki.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Croatia.
Toby
Correct.
Annalisa Cochran
Uruguay.
Toby
Correct. Winner of the World Cup.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Once.
Toby
Once.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Yeah. The Netherlands.
Toby
We'll accept Holland or the Netherlands. Actually we just realized Holland is a area of the Netherlands and not the full name of the country. But Correct.
Annalisa Cochran
Chile.
Toby
Chile. Did they make it?
Neil
I'm not seeing them.
Toby
No. Chile.
Neil
World cup for 2026. Sanchez would not be happy.
Toby
I know. That is. That is a good guess because they
Neil
did not qualify for the 2026 World Cup.
Nikki Mahmoudi
They've fallen off. They've fallen off.
Toby
Ball. No. Or Nikki. Do you want to just flex on
Kyle Haggie
them with one final drama Bomb on.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Better.
Toby
Alexis. Sanchez, Sure.
Nikki Mahmoudi
I think we got. Ghana's in there.
Toby
Ghana is in there. You want to just keep going? You want to just keep ripping?
Nikki Mahmoudi
Yeah, I think we got. Sweden's in there.
Toby
Sweden is in there.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Norway's in there.
Toby
Norway's in there.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Denmark's in there.
Neil
I mean, it's hard to. To not make it this year because there's 48 teams.
Kyle Haggie
Oh, yeah. Tell that to Italy.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Denmark not make it.
Toby
Denmark did not make it. So Nikki is out. But Nikki has. Has won. Some fun ones to root for this year is Curacao, which made it for the first time. Smallest country ever to make it. They're very fun. And then a nice small country, too, who tends to struggle on the world stage as well. England. England might do well this year. I'm in for Uzbekistan as well.
Nikki Mahmoudi
They're pretty good.
Annalisa Cochran
Did Japan. Does Japan have a.
Toby
Yes, Japan as well. Japan is fun. There's a lot of fun teams.
Neil
One team that's not fun that you all didn't mention is the host. The final host country, which is the United States.
Nikki Mahmoudi
I said.
Neil
Yeah, Nikki said United States. Okay, Well, I just wanted to make fun of them. There's. The vibes are bad going.
Annalisa Cochran
The vibes are vibes or tough.
Toby
All right, well done, Nikki. That is A Nice crushed five points for you, Annalisa. Two points for you.
Annalisa Cochran
Three, surely.
Toby
I mean, fine, we'll give you three.
Kyle Haggie
Yeah, I'll take 10.
Toby
You can take one too.
Kyle Haggie
Okay.
Neil
Yeah, yeah.
Toby
You know what?
Neil
Thanks.
Toby
So that. That is the end of our graded portion of the exam. We do have one more segment free response time. So I give the winners right now. I think we know who won. But first place, Nikki with 12 points. Annalisa, second place with eight points because you added a third to your own score. And then Kyle in the last place with five or six. Six, depending on if I gave you
Kyle Haggie
that last shout out, shout out.
Neil
Italy categories were kind of right down the plate for Nikki.
Toby
I know, but I think everyone.
Annalisa Cochran
No, no, she just watches soccer at work.
Neil
She watches a lot of.
Toby
But do I watch news. Crush the news category. And Kyle, business news.
Neil
Kyle, we'll do a. We'll do a parenting segment.
Toby
He did well.
Kyle Haggie
That's right.
Toby
On the ice cream as well. All right, we are going to move into. To the listener's choice portion of the show, which will be a draft. No, not for the war in Iran. We're drafting fruit.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Shoot.
Toby
This will be a snake draft, which means our leader and winner, Nikki will go first. Second place, Annalisa will go second. And then once we get to Kyle, he will go twice before it snakes back in the opposite direction. You're drafting a team of four and this is where all the listeners get to play. We want you to weigh in on who the most berry pill. The melon headed passion fruited of the group is his YouTube comments, Spotify comments. You can even email us at morning bu Daily Morning bukom. You will be the arbitrator of this fruit draft and we'll announce who accrued the most votes on our Instagram. The final wrinkle to this fruit draft is Neil and I want to play as well. So we're going to take up the last two spots, actually. So without further ado. Nikki.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Yeah.
Toby
Who are you taking number one overall in your fruit draft?
Nikki Mahmoudi
Easy pick. Pomegranate. Let's go.
Toby
Whoa.
Kyle Haggie
I mean, whoa. Really good college career. Y NFL Ready? Yeah. Yeah.
Neil
I did not see Pomegranate.
Toby
Might have been on the board a little later.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Has good leadership around them.
Kyle Haggie
Mel. Mel Kiper is in shambles, though. He had that way down the board.
Toby
Wow.
Kyle Haggie
I like the sneak pick.
Toby
All right.
Annalisa Cochran
Analisa second Dragon fruit. Doesn't that name strike fear?
Toby
Holy moly.
Annalisa Cochran
Yeah.
Toby
Have you ever had dragon fruit?
Nikki Mahmoudi
Yes.
Toby
Trust me. Kind of gross. Not a lot. Lot of. Not a lot of flavor.
Annalisa Cochran
Hey, it's my fruit draft.
Toby
Draft.
Kyle Haggie
Intimidating.
Toby
I like the name Kyle. Go ahead.
Kyle Haggie
I mean, there's a lot of talent still left on the board based on those first two picks. I'm going to go with the honey crisp apple because the University of Minnesota invented it. Fun fact.
Toby
I like that.
Neil
My God.
Toby
Homer. Neil. Basically. Okay, me.
Neil
I mean, the whole board is wide open for us. I feel like.
Toby
I mean, this was my number one prospect. I can't believe you made it all this way. When it's good, it's great. The mango. Mango.
Neil
Mango is a good one.
Toby
The mango. Neil, you get. Neil, you get to the mango.
Neil
I'm going peach.
Toby
Peach.
Neil
Because there's nothing better than a summer.
Nikki Mahmoudi
What color? What color?
Kyle Haggie
I like the peach.
Neil
All kinds. I like it yellow on the inside. I like it white on the inside. I like nectarines.
Toby
I like. Call me by your name. I like.
Neil
I like peaches more than Timothy Chalamet. I. Then I think I'm going to go cherry.
Toby
Peach. Cherry. You guys are leaving a lot of good picks on the board.
Kyle Haggie
Neil's team. I'm not you.
Nikki Mahmoudi
You just said two.
Neil
Yeah, because we snake it back in the opposite direction. That's how it works.
Toby
Yeah.
Neil
Have you ever played fantasy football?
Toby
Holy moly.
Nikki Mahmoudi
No.
Neil
Yeah, so we're doing. We're doing Snake Jeff, but you'll get two picks at the top back when it comes around to you. I. I guess I like pits. I like a little stone fruit.
Toby
Yeah, he's a stone fruit guy. I'm not going stone fruit. I'm going berries. And I'm taking raspber cherries. They're actually my favorite fruit.
Neil
As someone who goes to northern Michigan a lot, I'm surprised you're shading cherries.
Toby
You took cherries.
Neil
I know, but you were like.
Toby
And actually, real ball knowers know Rainier cherries are the best cherries out in the west coast, so that's facts. Kyle, you have honey crisp apple on the board so far.
Kyle Haggie
Yeah. So honey crisp apple, low profile, low to the ground, low center of gravity. That's a point guard I'm gonna need.
Toby
You already have them.
Kyle Haggie
I'm gonna need a rim protector. So I'm gonna draft the banana. The victor Wembanyama. A free fruits.
Toby
I love how you've just made this into an NBA draft. Previously, it was a football draft.
Kyle Haggie
It's a multi sport draft.
Toby
Okay, I like that.
Kyle Haggie
Stay with us.
Toby
But I like that you're balancing your team. Annalisa, you have dragon fruit so far. Oh, my God, that's smart.
Annalisa Cochran
Yeah, that's all I want.
Toby
That's all I want.
Annalisa Cochran
I'll win with that. I'm gonna take pineapple. You know, add some flavor.
Toby
Hang that above your throwaway, strong defender.
Neil
This is a very tropical roster you're building.
Annalisa Cochran
Exactly.
Toby
Swingers. Nice swingers. All right, Nikki, you got the pomegranate for Shub?
Nikki Mahmoudi
Yeah, what about it? I got more. Okay. Grape.
Toby
You get two. You get two as well? Yeah.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Grapefruit. Grapefruit and classico strawberry.
Toby
I love how she's slowly becoming more conventional as the draft goes on. Strawberry made it to the ninth. Or I can't even count that many. That is.
Neil
That's a far fall.
Toby
They had off the field issues or something came up, because that is shocking. All right, so, Nikki, you now have pomegranate, grapefruit, and strawberry. Annalisa, back to you with dragon fruit and pineapple.
Annalisa Cochran
And I'm gonna bring on a pear.
Toby
I like that.
Kyle Haggie
A pear of what? Fruit. Hey, dad, joke.
Toby
Do I get two pear? Do you want to specify the type of pear or are you just going pear?
Annalisa Cochran
Is it pronounced Don Ju Dan? Do you know d apostrophe Don Bo Leo? Does anyone know what type of pair I'm talking about?
Toby
Neil, are You Googling?
Neil
I'm Googling. I'm Google over here.
Toby
Just Google D pair.
Neil
I just typ. I just typed in famous pairs, and I'm not seeing any type of.
Annalisa Cochran
Is that not a pair?
Neil
Start with a D. Seeing a Shinko.
Toby
Don ju pear.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Don ju pear.
Toby
It's D. Apostrophe. A, N, J, O, U. J, O, U.
Neil
Okay.
Toby
I was not sure that. You want to know what I Googled to get that? What Da.
Annalisa Cochran
I'll take the pair.
Toby
All pairs. Okay. You guys have dub hair. Kyle to you.
Kyle Haggie
Okay. We got the point guard. We got the rim protector. I need someone who's an enforcer. A little controversy. Who's going to take it to the other team? Papaya. Wow, that is a controversial fruit I kind of like. You want it on your team and you hate it.
Neil
When was the last time you had a papaya?
Kyle Haggie
I had a papaya in Austin, Texas, about three weeks ago. Hated it. Controversial.
Toby
It's good, though. You're just getting what your roster needs. Not necessarily who. Your favorite players.
Kyle Haggie
It's not about the best players. It's about building the best team.
Toby
I like this. Okay, on to Toby again. Can't believe it fell this far. The BlackBerry. The BlackBerry.
Kyle Haggie
I believe it fell that far. No, it's not boring.
Toby
It's versatile.
Kyle Haggie
You got nothing interesting on your team, Cobbler.
Toby
I'm getting married soon. It's a topping. My cake. We have a little BlackBerry creme.
Neil
All right.
Kyle Haggie
Fair, Fair.
Toby
I don't know what else. BlackBerry can go in. You can reduce it into.
Neil
You can muddle it, you can make jam.
Toby
You can make jam, but you can do that. Yeah, but the BlackBerry is just delicious. Oh, also, I did see that Uncrustables is coming out. I hope I wasn't duped by this, but Uncrustables is coming out with a BlackBerry jam flavor, and that's very big news in my world as an uncrustable lover.
Neil
All right, so I have my final two picks. I'm really weighing whether to go conventional or spicy, like. Like Kyle does with his team by picking a fruit that he doesn't even like. Like, I won the draft. Previously on President's Day. By just going mainstream mass market. So I might continue to do that and might resonate with people. So I'm going to go blueberry.
Toby
Oh, wow. Which I forgot about blueberry.
Neil
I feel like it was a first rounder that people overlook. So right now I have peach, cherry, blueberry, which are incredible. And then I think I'll go something a little different lime.
Toby
Oh.
Neil
Because lime is used in literally everything from drinks to make. It just spices up. It just adds a little zestiness to life. Like anything you make in the summer, you're always going to want to squeeze lime over it.
Toby
When life gives you lemons, pick the lime instead. I like that pick. It does Mog the lemon. So Neil's final team is Peach, cherry, blueberry. Lime sounds like a great little, like, drink cooler. I'm going. I'm going. Watermelon. It's summer. It's summer.
Nikki Mahmoudi
It might be.
Toby
It could have gone number one overall actually, as well. So I'm rounding out my team with. I mean, I. Guys, I got a good team. Mango, raspberry, BlackBerry, watermelon.
Neil
Espn, A B plus.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Yeah.
Kyle Haggie
No, that's a first round exit.
Toby
First round exit.
Kyle Haggie
Yep.
Toby
I got no depth.
Kyle Haggie
Yeah.
Toby
All right, Kyle, finish your squad.
Kyle Haggie
God, I'm okay. Well, I have a few things to say. Well, can we. Can we break down my roster? Point guard, honey crisp apple from the great state of Minnesota. We got the rim protector banana. We got the enforcer papaya. We need something just out there, a jack of all trades, something you wouldn't expect. And before I make my pick, I have to say we play for the name on the back of the jersey. Okay, I don't even know what the song is, but we play for the fans. Please vote for my team.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Team.
Kyle Haggie
I think this is technically true. Someone's gonna have to correct me. That a tomato.
Toby
Oh, God. I knew. I knew he was going. I know he was going to put
Kyle Haggie
it on the roster. Look at that lineup. Enforcer, rim protector, point guard, and a jack of all trades. Sneaky pick. That's a championship team.
Toby
One of the worst fruit salads imaginable. Imagine all of those together. Papaya and tomato. Feel like they're occupying.
Kyle Haggie
Hell of a coach. They all play for each other.
Toby
All right, Kyle, I love that you went into the draft with a plan and executed on that plan, even if it makes me gag a little bit. Annalisa, finish your. You have dragon fruit, pineapple, and pear.
Annalisa Cochran
I know I said lake at the beginning, but I'm thinking beach, and we're adding guava.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Guava.
Annalisa Cochran
Guava salad.
Toby
Now, what is the difference between a guava and a papaya?
Annalisa Cochran
Guava tastes so much better.
Kyle Haggie
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You don't want to piss off the inside.
Annalisa Cochran
Have you tasted a papaya seed? Need those things.
Toby
No, they're not good guava. I don't know if I've ever had a natural guava.
Neil
I Think they're just different.
Toby
They're just fruits. Google it. Google it. I am Googling it. They are. They look very different.
Kyle Haggie
This episode brought to you by Google by.
Toby
This episode brought to you by their new age.
Neil
Google it. Yeah, there's different things. It's like saying, what's the difference between a pineapple and papaya?
Annalisa Cochran
Thank you.
Toby
And what is. Take a sec. Okay. Dragon fruit, pineapple, pear, guava. Nikki, close out yours. Do you want to know who's on your squad so far?
Nikki Mahmoudi
Yeah.
Toby
Pomegranate, grapefruit, and strawberry. Solid. Different taste profiles.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Sick squad. Sick squad. I just pick one left.
Toby
Just one.
Nikki Mahmoudi
You know what? Thought about it, I think. I think it's a beautiful guy. He's got a lot of stuff. He's got a lot of stuff. Coconut.
Neil
Coconut is Mr. Irrelevant.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Is coconut a fruit? Look it up. You guys both have laptops.
Neil
Coconut is a fruit.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Tip top away.
Neil
So you're making me question everything I thought I knew. Like, papayas and guavas are the same. And is coconut a fruit now?
Toby
Some might think it's a nut.
Neil
Can't. You don't call it.
Toby
Coca. Fruit.
Neil
Okay, so the fruit draft is over. Let's run down everyone's rosters. And remember, listeners, we love, not love. We need you to weigh in because obviously we can't solve this ourselves. About who won. I think I know who the clear winner.
Toby
Well, they give everyone scenes. Give everyone I know.
Neil
Okay. Nikki is helming a squad with pomegranate, grapefruit, strawberry, and coconut. Kind of like the Mavericks. Mavericks GM there. What's his name? Nico.
Toby
Nico Harrison. Former.
Neil
Former Nico Harrison. Yeah, Very Nico Harrison Right there. Then we have Annalisa, dragon fruit, pineapple, pear, and guava.
Toby
I'm not going. Started really rough, but then I brought back.
Annalisa Cochran
Right.
Neil
Kyle with perhaps the most well rounded roster imaginable. We've got the honeycrisp, apple, the banana, the papaya and the tomato.
Kyle Haggie
Come on. America's team.
Neil
America's team. Toby. Mango, raspberry, BlackBerry, watermelon.
Toby
Could have all been number one.
Neil
It's like choosing, like, the fruit that. Just choosing like, Alabama or Georgia or LSU players nonstop.
Toby
We're going to dominate.
Neil
And then my team obviously loves it. Peach, cherry, blueberry, lime.
Nikki Mahmoudi
That's pretty good.
Toby
Yours does sound like a sonic drink or something. Sounds like a sonic refresher. So if that's. If that's your.
Annalisa Cochran
Your style, they all kind of taste the same, though, you know, like when you put them together, I don't feel like there's Nothing exciting.
Toby
Lots of people think that limes and blueberries taste the same.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Blueberries are.
Kyle Haggie
People are saying. People are literally saying that.
Neil
We need everyone to weigh in to see who won.
Toby
All right. All right. That's all the time we have. We will be back to our regularly scheduled programming tomorrow. Please remember to vote in our YouTube Spotify comments or on Instagram or via our email. Nikki, Annalisa, Kyle, thank you so much for playing.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Thank you for having us. Yes. And I won.
Neil
That was so fun.
Kyle Haggie
So fun.
Toby
That was fun.
Neil
You guys are good.
Kyle Haggie
The fruit draft is such a good idea.
Toby
It's really.
Neil
Fruit Raptor took up, like, three quarters of the entire.
Kyle Haggie
I could. I could draft fruits for hours.
Neil
It was good.
Toby
Yeah, we've already done that.
Neil
I left. I. I feel like acai could be good. We didn't have. We didn't have grape. No one choose grape.
Nikki Mahmoudi
I thought about grape. I thought about, too.
Kyle Haggie
Sorry. At a point guard.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Yeah. I thought about.
Toby
Oh, clementine. I wanted to do clementine.
Kyle Haggie
A nectarine.
Toby
We didn't do orange. No, orange.
Nikki Mahmoudi
I did grapefruit. Close. But I thought about orange.
Neil
We had so many tropical niches going. Instead of the.
Toby
Yeah.
Neil
Instead of.
Kyle Haggie
I love my team a lot.
Toby
Lychee, but I've never had.
Neil
It has, like, a single purpose thing.
Toby
Plum kiwi. Oh, apricot olives.
Kyle Haggie
Are those fruits? No.
Toby
Jesus.
Kyle Haggie
No way.
Toby
Get out of your savory eggs. Yeah, they do have a seed.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Wait, so coconut is a fruit?
Toby
I never looked it up.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Oh, yeah.
Toby
Coconut fruit.
Kyle Haggie
I. I still don't understand the tomato thing, but it's a fruit or something.
Toby
It's banana clean. A droop. A type of fruit with fleshy or fibers.
Kyle Haggie
Let's do a droop draft next.
Neil
Not a draft. Droop draft.
Toby
What's a droop?
Nikki Mahmoudi
Okay.
Neil
You guys were great. We had so many good bits. That was so fun.
Kyle Haggie
Very fun. You crushed the. The actual trivia portion.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Yeah.
Kyle Haggie
I feel ashamed that my best one was ice cream.
Annalisa Cochran
It's pretty funny. The letter box reviews. That was sick.
Kyle Haggie
Amazing.
Annalisa Cochran
Have you put that together?
Kyle Haggie
Long hit, like.
Nikki Mahmoudi
You got to know the letterbox game. Everyone's trying to. To be on the trivia podcast with their reviews. You got to realize. Once you realize that it. It's all clear.
Toby
Oh, we got to. We got to film army.
Neil
Yeah. We got to do it. You guys are good out there.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Oh, wow. That was fun.
Kyle Haggie
Fun competing.
Toby
See you on the outside heat, too.
Nikki Mahmoudi
Oh, crap.
Neil
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Toby
I did. You could say I was elevated here.
Neil
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Neil
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Date: May 25, 2026
Hosts: Neil Freyman & Toby Howell
Guests/Contestants: Annalisa Cochran, Nikki Mahmoudi, Kyle Haggie
On this special Memorial Day edition, the Morning Brew Daily team returns to a popular holiday tradition: the in-house trivia tournament. Hosts Neil and Toby invite three witty, competitive Morning Brew colleagues—Annalisa, Nikki, and Kyle—for five rounds of trivia, battling for what may be the silliest prize in office banter: Toby’s Slack profile picture for a week. The tournament brings together news knowledge, movie reviews, ice cream flavor expertise, World Cup geography, and, in the final twist, a spirited fruit draft. The tone is fast, playful, and peppered with sharp banter.
Format: Each gets a question; steals in play.
Scores after Round 1
Format: Given weird Letterboxd reviews, name the movie. Steals possible.
Scores after Round 2
Format: Given ingredients, name the flavor.
Scores after Round 3
Format: Name a 2026 World Cup team, no repeats, survivor style. Last standing wins 5 points.
Scores after Final Round
Snake Draft: Build the best team of four fruits. Winner decided by listener votes.
Picks by contestant:
Hilarious arguments and justifications:
Draft notables left undrafted: grape, orange, clementine, lychee, kiwi, plum, apricot.
Summary Takeaway:
This episode is a riotously fun, fast-paced trivia throwdown full of pop culture, sports, food knowledge, and personality. Nikki’s blend of obscure knowledge and ironic wit wins her the trivia crown, with Annalisa and Kyle providing tough competition and lots of laughs. The legendary fruit draft closes out a classic Morning Brew holiday special.
“Fruit draft is such a good idea. I could draft fruits for hours.” – Kyle Haggie (56:43)