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A (0:01)
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B (0:37)
Good morning, Brew Daily Show. I'm Neal Freyman.
C (0:41)
And I'm Toby Howell.
B (0:42)
Today, the software industry faces an existential crisis.
C (0:45)
Then the Washington Post is laying off 30% of its staff. It's Thursday, February 5th. Let's ride.
B (0:57)
Bad news, Toby. My Drake May jersey isn't going to come in time for the Bowl. And that's because Fanatics, which is the exclusive supplier of Nike adult products for the NFL, is facing a major shortage. The online apparel giant wrote a long apology on X for fans who've complained about the lack of product, chalking it up to one reason it didn't see this super bowl coming. The Patriots and Seahawks were such long shots to play in the championship, neither of them made the playoffs last season. That fanatics didn't anticipate the 400% surge in demand once these teams got hot around Thanksgiving. And it promised it will be ready with a wide assortment of gear for whichever team wins on Sunday.
C (1:34)
People are really anti fanatics at this point, too. They complain about inconsistent jersey patches, the quality of the super bowl jerseys themselves in 2022. Some of the kelly green Eagles jerseys fanatics sent out had crooked numbers on it. I encourage you to look this up because it will drive you crazy. But I do empathize because the Patriots were horrible the prior season. How are they supposed to know that Drake May was going to become Tom Brady reincarnated and become super bowl bound? It's like if the Eagles, who were horrible this year, made it to the super bowl next year, it would literally be unfathomable.
B (2:08)
Never say never, Fanatics. Start making Jalen Harris jerseys right now. Okay, and now a word from our sponsor. Sandals Toby. Doing anything romantic for Valentine's Day this year?
C (2:18)
Yeah, I was thinking of taking my lady to a remote cabin in the middle of the woods with no cell service.
