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And I'm Toby Howell.
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Today, Gen Z was feeling the love on Black Friday. Gen X, not so much.
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Then should the poverty line actually be four times higher than the official threshold? It's Monday, December 1st. Let's ride.
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Oof, this Monday hits hard. Hope you all had a relaxing Thanksgiving break and sad bending strength in your upcoming attempt to dig out of the mountain of emails you said you'd circle back to after the holiday. Today is the first day of December, which means it's time for the annual game of Whamageddon. What's that, you ask? It's an annual contest in which players try to avoid hearing Last Christmas by wham. From December 1st through Christmas Eve, you're going to want to stay away from department stores, holiday markets, cars playing on the radio, or really any outdoor event in general, because there are some devious people out there. Two years ago, the DJ at a soccer stadium in England played last Christmas to a crowd of more than 7,000 people with the explicit intention of causing them to lose Whammageddon.
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I legit almost already lost, you know, landed late last night in Newark and the plane started blasting music started off slow with Hallelujah, but not the one from Shrek, which kind of stung. Then Whammageddon struck right as I was leaving and my heart dropped. But I looked at my watch and I was still just before midnight. Even if I had been past midnight, though, I hadn't cleared customs yet. So I was going to invoke some sort of international waters rule right there. But I think one thing to keep in mind, all royalties from last Christmas go to charity, thanks to William's decision back in 1984. So even if you do lose, you didn't lose because you're supporting charity.
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And now a word from LinkedIn ads to Toby. What do you search for?
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Deeper meaning in my interpersonal relationships, a sense of belongingness I haven't experienced since childhood, and a really good pretzel bun.
