The VelociPastor (2018) (Chosen By Hannah Wood)

Join Marc, Darren and Paul as they give you everything you need and more to help you decide to watch or re-watch The VelociPastor (2018).

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PART 1 – The Nutshell – If you haven’t seen it

A spoiler-free breakdown designed to help you decide if this grindhouse-style comedy horror with a ridiculous premise is your kind of film and worth your time.

We explore the film’s central idea around faith, purpose and grief, and how a story that starts with loss quickly spirals into something far more bizarre and unexpected.

We’ll give other movie comparisons plus tone, style and feel so you can quickly judge the type of viewing experience it offers.

By the end of Part 1, you will have made a decision!

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PART 2 – The Unboxing – If you’ve seen it

What Did You Miss?

The things you missed, the details you didn't notice and the layers beneath the surface. This will make you want to watch it again.

The lads explore the film’s mix of genres, from revenge story to superhero transformation to martial arts action, and discuss whether the film is intentionally chaotic or simply the result of its ultra-low budget.

They also break down the filmmaking choices, from visible effects and exaggerated edits to parody elements and references, and how the film leans into its own absurdity.

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Paul’s Facts of the Day

Behind-the-scenes insights including:

• The unusual way this film went from a small idea to a full feature

• The lengths the director went to achieve its unique visual style

• The story behind one of the film’s most recognisable elements

• Unexpected moments from filming that you wouldn’t believe happened

• How this film built a cult following despite its budget

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Hate It or Rate It?

Marc, Darren & Paul submit their scores and The VelociPastor (2018) takes its place in the Listener League… before finding out where it lands in the Legend League.

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