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Georgia Hardstark
We love them.
Karen Kilgariff
Your first okay, I'll do this one first. The subject line is I was a witness in a murder trial. UK hometown story. It says, hey ladies, in March 2014, I was 23. I was out having a few drinks and a dance with my friends in the only bar club. And then parentheses it says think awful. Sticky floors and dodgy PA in our sleepy hometown in Hampshire, Southern England. The club closed and we wandered down the road to the kebab shop, which is a staple after a night out in the uk. That's true. I've seen that hell yeah, in Glasgow Kebab.
Georgia Hardstark
Love it.
Karen Kilgariff
Right. Sitting outside to eat our greasy treats, we were approached by two brothers in their 20s who had clearly overindulged in the alcohol and were still swigging from a bottle of Southern Comfort.
Georgia Hardstark
Oh no, put it down.
Karen Kilgariff
We used to drink Southern Comfort and it like just thinking about it, that's just disgusting. The men seemed friendly at first, but after a while it was clear the situation could turn at any second, which it did. They squared up to a couple of male friends of mine. Being one of only two women there and a six foot tall one at that, I tried my best to diffuse the situation and put myself between them, generally engaging them in small talk and having a laugh with them. One of them even put his arm around me in a kind of a hug. Eventually they left us alone and some of the group went off home. I managed to shepherd the rest of our group towards the taxi rank where we encountered them again. They were a bit more aggressive this time, determined to find out where we lived. But we lied and told them a village quite far away. They left us again. We all got home without incident. Fast forward to the next morning and I woke up to countless messages from friends, social media tags, et cetera, that the police were looking for anyone who had witnessed anyone acting aggressively the previous night. I contacted the local police station who arranged for their head murder detective to come out. They called him murder detective.
Georgia Hardstark
Love it.
Karen Kilgariff
Murder detective to come out and take a statement. The following day I gave a full statement for the entire evening, recalling as much as I could. The news breaks that a local shopkeeper had been attacked and beaten to death as he brought in the morning newspapers. Oh my God. The police were looking for two brothers in their early twenties. I was summoned to court, gave evidence on the witness stand for two hours, cross examined by two defense attorneys, even had to correct them a few times. They mistook me for my friend who is 6 foot 4 and bald and male. I was 6 foot with pink curly hair.
Georgia Hardstark
Oh my God.
Karen Kilgariff
The brothers were sentenced to life. The victim was 35 years old and he left behind his pregnant wife and a five year old son. He ran the local news agents and was the most selfless person. When I left court, his brother in law was there. He smiled at me and mouthed thank you. Which made every bit of stress of court completely worth it.
Georgia Hardstark
Wow, sorry.
Karen Kilgariff
This was a long one. I felt it needed a proper story and then it just assigned. Kirsty, your newest murderino. Kirsty, that was an incredible great job. Email for you. Being new to this place.
Georgia Hardstark
Totally.
Karen Kilgariff
You did it perfectly.
Georgia Hardstark
You did it.
Karen Kilgariff
And wow, that's a really hard thing to do to go up and testify like that.
Georgia Hardstark
And so scary.
Karen Kilgariff
Yeah. Wow.
Georgia Hardstark
I have a crimey one too.
Karen Kilgariff
Okay.
Georgia Hardstark
This is called Wesley Allen Dodd, serial killer, hometown. You heard of him?
Karen Kilgariff
Yes. Have we covered him?
Georgia Hardstark
I don't think we've covered him, but he's from the Pacific Northwest and I'm reading that book Murderland right now.
Karen Kilgariff
I wanna get that.
Georgia Hardstark
Let's talk about it next time. Okay, we'll talk about it. Hi, Murderinos. I was born and raised in Camas, Washington, A little town just across the Columbia river from Portland, Oregon. The Pacific Northwest is an absolutely magical, ethereal place with gorgeous mountains and never ending trees. All the rain makes it seem like a fairyland of mist and moss and waterfalls. And here's my contribution. And lead. And fucking arsenic.
Karen Kilgariff
Like, no spoilers.
Georgia Hardstark
Spoiler.
Karen Kilgariff
Huge spoiler.
Georgia Hardstark
Yeah. It's also the location of choice for some of history's most prolific serial killers. But because all that rain and fog is also pretty dark and creepy and full of lead. My friend's mom.
Karen Kilgariff
And ghosts and demons.
Georgia Hardstark
My friend's mom had a run in with who she would later recognize as Ted Bundy. Gary Ridgeway, AKA the Green River Killer, was caught and incarcerated just north of my town. And my very own hometown serial killer story took place. When I was three years old. Our idyllic downtown had a charming old theater called the Liberty. We were never allowed to go to the bathroom alone there because of a vague story my mom told us about a boy being kidnapped. When I was older, my mom finally told me what actually happened. In 1989, a six year old boy named James was grabbed from the Liberty Theater bathroom by a man that tried to drag him through the lobby. The boy was kicking and screaming and fighting like hell, so the man dropped him and ran. James went back to tell his mom and her boyfriend, the most badass dude ever, William Graves. When William heard, he said, quote, fire hit my eyes. And he left the theater to search for the wannabe kidnapper.
Karen Kilgariff
Fire hit my eyes.
Georgia Hardstark
Yeah.
Karen Kilgariff
Yeah.
Georgia Hardstark
I don't know. I've never heard this. In a twist of weird fate, he found him just a couple blocks away where his car was stalled. Ooh. He played it cool and approached him asking if he needed help. When the guy got out of the car, William put him in a chokehold and told him if he moved, he'd snap his neck.
Karen Kilgariff
Yes.
Georgia Hardstark
He walked him all the way back to the theater and Tied his hands with a belt. The police got there and arrested the man who turned out to be Wesley Allen Dodd, a pedophile serial killer who had been terrorizing the area.
Karen Kilgariff
This is the best ending of a serial killer story I've ever heard.
Georgia Hardstark
This and Night Stalker. Like, these two are like, my God. Yet how do we not know this one?
Karen Kilgariff
I know. How have I never heard this?
Georgia Hardstark
I can't wait for you to read Murderland. He had murdered three boys, including two brothers, in some of the most heartbreaking scenarios. During his trial, he told the court that they needed to sentence him to death or he would kill again. The things they found in his apartment were absolutely terrifying. And since he was only 28 years old at the time of his capture, who knows what else he would have done if he hadn't been caught.
Karen Kilgariff
I know that there was a really. I wonder if I read this story and then didn't do it at a live show.
Georgia Hardstark
This is one that I think we both would have passed on a lot.
Karen Kilgariff
Yes. It's, like, horrifying, Terrible child murder.
Georgia Hardstark
Yeah. Like, we couldn't even get to the ending. That is good because it's so bad.
Karen Kilgariff
So bad.
Georgia Hardstark
He was executed by hanging in 1993. I don't think you've covered him before. It'd be a great story to tell. I spent a lot of time in that theater during my childhood and teen years and never once went into that bathroom alone.
Karen Kilgariff
Hell, no.
Georgia Hardstark
And to this day, I cannot go to the bathroom alone in any movie theater. And my kids are never allowed to either. No. I've also told them this story many times as an example of exactly what to do if someone tries to kidnap them. Bite and kick and scream and get the attention of anyone and everyone. Never let them take you to a second location.
Karen Kilgariff
Yeah.
Georgia Hardstark
Stay sexy and work on your serial killer choke hold. Shanna. She. Her.
Karen Kilgariff
What was that guy's name again?
Georgia Hardstark
William Graves.
Karen Kilgariff
Fuck, yes. William Graves.
Georgia Hardstark
Boyfriends. You know, I bet he was, like, kind of tough.
Karen Kilgariff
What the hell?
Georgia Hardstark
Yep.
Karen Kilgariff
I mean, but also, what an amazing moment to be, like, immediately take action and then get to, like. There's so many stories like that where it's like, then he beat the shit out of him, then suddenly he's going to jail or something like that. And instead it's like, this is a citizen's arrest.
Georgia Hardstark
Totally.
Karen Kilgariff
He did the whole thing right.
Georgia Hardstark
I want to read everything about it now.
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Goodbye.
Karen Kilgariff
Okay, well the only way I can follow that story Is with tornadoes and a hero dog. The subject line of this email. Thank God. Hi, ladies. It was summer 2008 in the intensely Midwest town where I grew up. I was nine, my middle sister was seven, and my younger sister was four. What a group. What a group. My mom was at home with us that day and my dad was working at his office across town. It was early afternoon and my sisters and I were playing out on the lawn in the sunshine. Suddenly, the air began to thicken and the sky turned the telltale shade of green that every Midwesterner recognizes as a sign that tornadoes are near. So weird, it's insane. And then in parentheses it says, it's a sixth sense we have. The sky's green. Mostly that's the fifth sense of sight. My mom called us inside and turned on the local news, where the news anchor confirmed our suspicions. A tornado had been spotted in a nearby town. The tornado sirens began to blare. I just. I wanna live through this one time.
Georgia Hardstark
Why?
Karen Kilgariff
I mean, it just would be so scary and heightened.
Georgia Hardstark
I'm good.
Karen Kilgariff
Yeah.
Georgia Hardstark
I don't wanna know.
Karen Kilgariff
I don't know. Feels like a bungee jumping thing.
Georgia Hardstark
Yeah, but you don't know how it's gonna end, is the problem.
Karen Kilgariff
No. And the video of, like, when a tornado's like this and it's just like.
Georgia Hardstark
Yeah, no.
Karen Kilgariff
I told you how I made my cousins watch a tornado. It was like, caught on tape tornado. And we sat around watching it one night. It was one of the most upsetting things of all time. It's insane. Okay. Anyway, the tornado sirens began to blare and we headed down to the basement, taking our cat and standard poodle, Mr. Bubbles, with us.
Georgia Hardstark
Aw, Mr. Bubbles.
Karen Kilgariff
Meanwhile, my dad was at his office about 15 minutes away. He and my mom had spoken on the phone and he confirmed that he would be staying in his office's basement to wait out the storm. After a while, the siren stopped and we emerged from the basement only to hear the sirens blast again. A few minutes later, A second tornado had formed. And then in parentheses it says, this is actually pretty common. We went to the basement again, assuming my dad would be doing the same across town. Little did we know, the man decided he could shoot the gap between the two tornadoes and drive home before the second tornado reached our town. So while we were all hunkered down and thinking he was safe too, my dad was actually casually beginning his 15 minute drive home. Obviously, this did not go well.
Georgia Hardstark
Oh, my God.
Karen Kilgariff
When he talks about it now, he says he got halfway through the journey when he suddenly spotted the tornado. It was barreling across a cornfield toward his car. He gunned it, his words, as fast as he could, screeched into our driveway and went to throw open the front door, but it was locked.
Georgia Hardstark
What?
Karen Kilgariff
Sorry. It's like out in the middle of the Midwest. Cornfield.
Georgia Hardstark
Locked the door during a tornado?
Karen Kilgariff
Yeah, let's get this. No tornado bandits. But it was locked. And he had forgotten his house key at the office. So this left my dad banging on the door, looking over his shoulder at an approaching tornado.
Georgia Hardstark
Holy shit, you're right.
Karen Kilgariff
I don't want to do this. Yeah. And yelling for anyone to come unlock the door. And then in parentheses it says, and probably shitting himself downstairs. We were blissfully unaware of his shouting as we couldn't hear him at all over the wind of the storm. But Bubbles, our poodle, could. Bubbles, usually a quiet, gentle fella, sprinted up the basement stairs, barking and howling. My mom chased after him to wrangle him back into safety to the basement. But when she got upstairs and she went to grab his collar, she paused. Out from the shelter of the basement, she could hear my dad pounding on the door. She ran over to the door, peered out to see on earth who was there during a tornado. In the tornado, acting all polite, totally let me in. And she saw my dad soaked in rainwater and flung it open. I'm sure she had a few choice words for him later, but at that moment, everyone was just happy to have the whole family safe at home. Thank you for. And that goes into. And like Bubbles needs another moment.
Georgia Hardstark
Yeah, Bubbles.
Karen Kilgariff
That dad would be absolutely dead.
Georgia Hardstark
Good boy.
Karen Kilgariff
Okay. It says thanks for everything you do. My mom, sisters, aunt, and I are all Murderinos. Keep up the good work, ssdgm. And don't try to outrun a tornado, because you probably can't. Cece.
Georgia Hardstark
Oh my God. That's terrifying. Terrifying.
Karen Kilgariff
So crazy.
Georgia Hardstark
Yeah, I'm good. I'm good on not ever experiencing that.
Karen Kilgariff
Yeah, you're right.
Georgia Hardstark
I mean, earthquakes are bad enough.
Karen Kilgariff
I think it's. You know what it is the moment of those tornado siren going off, same as a tsunami, where all of a sudden everyone is totally aligned with like, we're all in this thing together.
Georgia Hardstark
It's like time to go.
Karen Kilgariff
What would that be like?
Georgia Hardstark
Yeah, I hear you.
Karen Kilgariff
In la, I don't want that to happen because that's just out of my way. I'm the most important person in the world.
Georgia Hardstark
Right.
Karen Kilgariff
But in the wide open Midwest, I.
Georgia Hardstark
Think that they're a little more polite about I don't know their disasters. Okay, probably not. This one's about White Boy Rick, who I covered recently.
Karen Kilgariff
That's right.
Georgia Hardstark
Okay. And just starts, oh my God, you guys. My husband and I are driving home from the family cabin with earbuds in because obviously we are on the brink and cannot handle our children anymore. And we started episode 487. How cute that they listen to a podcast together with Kevin. As soon as Georgia started the story, my husband and I started cracking up. And my husband said, see, I fucking told you. Everyone knows White Boy Rick. We live about 30 minutes north of Detroit. And a few weeks ago, Raul husband was at the car wash and came home extra pumped telling me, you're never going to guess who I talked to. I look over and there's this guy dressed in all white. And I thought, holy shit, I think that's White Boy Rick. He walked over to him and said, Rick? And he said, yeah. Raul said, holy shit, White Boy Rick. What's up? He said. They started talking about where they live, what Raul does for a living, and like basic life stuff. Raul left with Snowman Swag. Remember that was his nickname that he had on his car.
Karen Kilgariff
Oh yeah.
Georgia Hardstark
And he now sells like, but no.
Karen Kilgariff
Actual snow for the snowman.
Georgia Hardstark
Right. And they exchange phone numbers where I will said he texted with him recently. Probably something I should be aware of that my husband is yucking it up with White Boy Rick, but whatever. And said he was really cool.
Karen Kilgariff
Aw.
Georgia Hardstark
Pretty sure he called everyone he knew when he got home and gave them the same quiz. Okay, so I just met someone who is the most famous white guy in Detroit. And every single person responded with oh, White Boy Rick. Like duh. And everyone was equally as pumped as Raul. We now have a totally inappropriate picture of our five year old wearing a snowman pot shop baseball hat and a selfie of Raul and Rick. Anyway, wanted to share the random connection. Love you guys. Please know you're a badass for what you do for so many reasons. Ssdgm Whitney, that is so hilarious. And the title was Met White Boy Rick at a car wash was.
Karen Kilgariff
Sorry, but at the end of your story about White Boy Rick, is he just like regular life now?
Georgia Hardstark
He was the longest serving non violent drug offense in like, you know, history. And they let him out finally and he started, yeah, like a. He sells like swag.
Karen Kilgariff
A profit.
Georgia Hardstark
Yeah, a profit.
Karen Kilgariff
He started a White Boy Rick profit.
Georgia Hardstark
And I think sell like pot strains too. Cause it's legal now, you know?
Karen Kilgariff
Yeah. God, that's ironic.
Georgia Hardstark
I know.
Karen Kilgariff
That's I love that.
Georgia Hardstark
Yeah.
Karen Kilgariff
Local Laura.
Georgia Hardstark
She's a local fucking famous person. It's pretty crazy.
Karen Kilgariff
If you have any White Boy Rick interactions, we'd love to hear about them.
Georgia Hardstark
Definitely.
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Georgia Hardstark
Oh, great.
Karen Kilgariff
And the subject line is you asked for it. Celebrity interaction. It just gets right into it. I've tried submitting a classic hometown a dad story, and now for my third attempt, I'm just going to kiss. Keep it simple, stupid. With a traditional celebrity interaction slash sighting story. Being born and raised in la. Hey, that's rare. It was somewhat common to come across celebrities in their natural habitat, but you knew never to approach or bother. While working at several restaurants, tons of Lakers players came in. John Corbett and Bo Derek. Rome from Sublime asked me for some weed. Steve Wozniak left a fellow server a sheet of connected two dollar bills which basically quadrupled the tip. So like an uncut sheet of $2 bills which now they're so rare.
Georgia Hardstark
So rare.
Karen Kilgariff
That would be.
Georgia Hardstark
Wow.
Karen Kilgariff
And even the president of Honduras at some point.
Georgia Hardstark
Okay.
Karen Kilgariff
While out and about during my 20s, Natalie Portman sat down next to me. And then my boyfriend while at dinner, and my then boyfriend and then my boyfriend, she first attended to me. Giovanni Ribisi was at another location with another boyfriend. And I saw Kevin from the Backstreet Boys at another restaurant. And again, as a born and raised Angeleno, you never bother them and you basically act like they don't exist. You simply nudge the person next to you and then with your eyes say, look.
Georgia Hardstark
Yeah, totally. Oh my God. I did that the other day. And Vince went, what? And I was like, what is wrong with you?
Karen Kilgariff
There's a reason we're doing I stuff.
Georgia Hardstark
Yeah, what's that actor from the 90s? He was in Swingers. Ron Livingston. Ron Livingston, whose wife is famous too, and she's so gorgeous. I saw them at Found Oyster. It was very exciting.
Karen Kilgariff
It's very funny that you cite him as being in Swingers because he was, wasn't he? I don't know. I don't watch. I never watched that movie. But the Office movie with my staplers.
Georgia Hardstark
The Office movie?
Karen Kilgariff
Yeah.
Georgia Hardstark
Office Space.
Karen Kilgariff
Office Space, Yes.
Georgia Hardstark
I should have gone there first.
Karen Kilgariff
Well, no, I mean, it's like whatever comes up, but your thoughts are wrong. That's all I'm trying to tell you. However, there was one occasion where copious amounts of alcohol led me to abandon all protocol when it comes to celebrities. And it remains a favorite story to tell to this day. My friend and I are standing in line for a Pinback concert at the gorgeous El rey Theater circa 2009.
Georgia Hardstark
Nice. I might have been there.
Karen Kilgariff
And between the pre partying at home and then in the car before going into the venue, we are thoroughly lubed up. The energy is great. Everyone is excited, and these guys start chatting us up in line. One in particular is paying attention to us when another one of his friends joins in the mild flirtation. I don't remember my brain making this connection, but all of a sudden, I am petting this man's face, full on petting. Stroking my hand down his cheek in a loving way.
Georgia Hardstark
Oh, no.
Karen Kilgariff
He inquires bemusedly. Why are you petting me? And I answered, because you're McLovin. That's right. @ the height of superbad stardom, Christopher Mintz Plass is standing in line with us, and I am petting his fucking face.
Georgia Hardstark
Oh, my God.
Karen Kilgariff
He was such a good sport about it. And eventually the line started moving and we all went in to see the show. I believe we waved to them from afar once in the venue, but that was the end of our celebrity encounter.
Georgia Hardstark
That's nice.
Karen Kilgariff
And then it says, I have since stopped drinking, almost nine years sober. And while some of my drunker moments make me cringe, some of them just make me laugh. I mean, that one's beautiful.
Georgia Hardstark
That's so funny. Congratulations.
Karen Kilgariff
Also, I would like to shout out my dearest friend, Weenus, who not only introduced me to this podcast, but witnessed this drunken exchange and many more, and in spite of it all, remains my friend to this day. Aw. Say sexy. And don't pet the celebrities. Aaron C. Aaron C. Oh, my God. Isn't that nice?
Georgia Hardstark
Yeah.
Karen Kilgariff
Here's the thing. I think sometimes, like, when younger guys get super famous, it's hard for them to handle. Like, in a situation like that, I would absolutely see any famous movie star type person being like, get her away from me.
Georgia Hardstark
Yeah, totally.
Karen Kilgariff
And instead, he's just like, what's going on?
Georgia Hardstark
Why are you petting my face? It's like, you know the answer. You know the answer. You're a McLovin.
Karen Kilgariff
It's your face that makes me love you.
Georgia Hardstark
Okay, this is my last one. It sounds like a Karen Kilgariff and Laura Kilgariff story.
Karen Kilgariff
Oh, you know, we write in all the time and we just sign different names.
Georgia Hardstark
Toddler, grocery store adventure. Hi, MFM crew. I could never decide if this was a 90s kid slash parent story or a big sister making a little sister do something story. And I knew it wasn't quite trash parents. So I was excited when you opened the hometowns to just about anything. Yes, I know that was a while ago, but I'm pretty great at procrastinating anyway. Here we go. It was summer in the early 90s and I was 5 years old and my sister was 3. Our mom had gone to the grocery store and asked us multiple times if we wanted to go with her. We told her we wanted to stay home with our dad who had just started cutting the grass. She left and of course shortly after we changed our minds, I decided that we could walk to the grocery store on our own since it was just through the neighborhood and we'd gone that way a million times. What my 5 year old brain did not understand was that it was a mile away. Oh, that's a long way for tiny little five year old legs.
Karen Kilgariff
Little legs, yeah.
Georgia Hardstark
So I strapped a bungee cord around my sister to keep her safe I guess, and we started walking down the street. Now if you ask my dad, he will tell you he was cutting the backyard, but I distinctly remember him being in the front as we crept by, waiting to see if he'd catch us. Yeah, he did not. And off we went. I remember it was a long walk and I forgot about having to navigate the long parking lot of the shopping center that was before the grocery store. The suburbia, like, yeah, you're coming out.
Karen Kilgariff
Little short, tiny kids, 5 and 3. The most dangerous place for them to be walking.
Georgia Hardstark
Anyway, we made it safely to the store and I asked an employee to call my mom to the front of the store. Luckily she had told us how to do this in case we ever got lost in the store. My mom came up front very confused to find her two toddlers beet red from the summer heat, just standing there with a bungee cord. The bungee cord like makes it.
Karen Kilgariff
It's so good. It's like, this'll do it.
Georgia Hardstark
Yeah, yeah. She quickly checked out and as we were walking out, my dad pulled up to the store. Apparently they had recently had a few arguments about taking us places without telling the other, causing panic. My mom saw his angry face and said don't even because the that she took the kids and didn't tell him. She said don't even pointed at her red faces and said they walked here, meaning I did not take them without telling you, motherfucker. You did not see them walk by.
Karen Kilgariff
And also she doesn't have to argue because it's like, take a look at tomato number one and tomato.
Georgia Hardstark
Sweaty little fucking kids. I don't remember the consequences from there, but apparently it became a funny story that my mom told her friend down the street. After that the neighbor would jokingly call when she was out of milk and ask her mom to send the girls to the store. That same neighbor begged my sister and I to tell the story in our maid of honor speeches at each other's weddings. I, of course, obliged. I told my sister's husband I was handing over the bungee cord to him to take care of my little sister.
Karen Kilgariff
Oh, that's so sweet.
Georgia Hardstark
Sweet.
Karen Kilgariff
Yes.
Georgia Hardstark
I really thought about bringing a bungee cord to hand to him, but I decided against a bunch of drunk people having access to one of those.
Karen Kilgariff
Also, you don't need props. Your story is good enough.
Georgia Hardstark
Totally. I also questioned my mom recently if we were 3 and 5, or almost 3 and 5, since this was in the summer and both our birthdays are in late August. Meaning they could have been 2 and 4. Yep. She swears we were 3 and 5.
Karen Kilgariff
Just like the dad swears he was in the front or the back.
Georgia Hardstark
But I'm still skeptical. I wanted to thank you both for all you do for mental health awareness. I am a therapist working with men and women who were recently incarcerated. I have seen a big shift in the amount of these individuals being open to therapy. I know most of them are not murdered, but I believe you've played a major role in erasing the stigma around mental health treatment. And I wanna thank you for that.
Karen Kilgariff
Oh, my God.
Georgia Hardstark
I mean, that's just.
Karen Kilgariff
That's a lovely idea.
Georgia Hardstark
That's a lovely. Yeah, that would be great. Stay sexy. And don't forget your bungee cord when you take your sister for a walk. Kelly. She her.
Karen Kilgariff
How sweet.
Georgia Hardstark
Is that?
Karen Kilgariff
So good. Oh, my God, it's so good. And also, they made it.
Georgia Hardstark
They made it. Thanking God.
Karen Kilgariff
The funny thing, too, is that there is a movie to me be made between them leaving that house and arriving in that parking lot.
Georgia Hardstark
The Bungee Cord Girls. The Bungee Cord Adventures.
Karen Kilgariff
Imagine, there was probably a loose dog at some point. And a mean mailman. And of course, the sun beating.
Georgia Hardstark
And they got shrunk and suddenly they were teeny tiny walking through grass.
Karen Kilgariff
They got onto the back of a moving truck. Yeah.
Georgia Hardstark
All right. Thanks, you guys, for listening to this minisode.
Karen Kilgariff
This was a good one.
Georgia Hardstark
Totally good one.
Karen Kilgariff
Yes. Please remember that at this point, we are open to your stories in general.
Georgia Hardstark
Absolutely. My favorite murderer at Gmail, please send them in.
Karen Kilgariff
And please stay sexy.
Georgia Hardstark
Don't get murdered. Goodbye, Elvis. Do you want a cookie?
Karen Kilgariff
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Georgia Hardstark
Our senior producers are Alejandra Keck and Molly Smith.
Karen Kilgariff
Our editor is Aristotle Acevedo.
Georgia Hardstark
This episode was mixed by Liana Squillace.
Karen Kilgariff
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Georgia Hardstark
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Karen Kilgariff
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Karen Kilgariff
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Podcast Title: My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark
Episode: MFM Minisode 447
Release Date: August 4, 2025
Hosts: Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark
Network: Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts
In MFM Minisode 447, Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark deliver another engaging installment of their true crime comedy podcast. This episode features a collection of listener-submitted hometown stories, blending gripping true crime narratives with the hosts' signature humor and camaraderie.
Contributor: Kirsty
Timestamp: [02:11 – 05:19]
Kirsty recounts her harrowing experience as a witness in a murder trial in her hometown in Hampshire, Southern England. In March 2014, at the age of 23, she was out with friends in a local club when they encountered two intoxicated brothers. Despite her efforts to diffuse the tense situation, the brothers later murdered a local shopkeeper.
Key Highlights:
Hosts' Reactions: Karen praises Kirsty for her courage, stating, "You did it perfectly," acknowledging the difficulty of testifying in such a traumatic event (05:11).
Contributor: Cece
Timestamp: [05:20 – 09:18]
Georgia introduces the chilling tale of Wesley Allen Dodd, a serial killer from Camas, Washington. Dodd's crimes in the late 1980s included the abduction and murder of young boys, creating fear in the idyllic Pacific Northwest.
Key Highlights:
Hosts' Reflections: Karen and Georgia express their admiration for William Graves, highlighting the rarity of such heroic interventions in true crime stories. They discuss the significance of the swift justice served and its impact on their community (08:12 - 09:18).
Contributor: Cece
Timestamp: [11:52 – 16:12]
Karen shares a personal and terrifying story from her childhood in the Midwest, detailing her family's encounter with multiple tornadoes and the heroic actions of her father and their poodle, Mr. Bubbles.
Key Highlights:
Hosts' Reflections: Georgia empathizes with Karen's fear, expressing relief that her own experiences with severe weather were less dire (16:12). They both commend the quick actions taken by family members during such emergencies.
Contributor: Whitney
Timestamp: [16:13 – 19:18]
Georgia shares a lighthearted yet intriguing encounter with White Boy Rick, a notorious figure from Detroit's criminal history, meeting him unexpectedly at a car wash.
Key Highlights:
Hosts' Reflections: Karen and Georgia find humor in the situation, discussing the irony and the uniqueness of meeting a known figure. They invite listeners to share their own encounters with famous personalities (19:18).
Contributor: Karen Kilgariff
Timestamp: [19:21 – 25:37]
Karen narrates her numerous run-ins with celebrities while working in LA restaurants, including a memorable interaction with Christopher Mintz-Plasse.
Key Highlights:
Hosts' Reflections: Georgia and Karen laugh over the stories, emphasizing the blend of fame and everyday life in LA. They discuss the challenges celebrities face and the humor in unexpected interactions.
Contributor: Georgia Hardstark
Timestamp: [25:37 – 30:18]
Georgia recalls a childhood adventure where, as a five-year-old, she and her three-year-old sister decided to walk to the grocery store using a bungee cord for safety.
Key Highlights:
Hosts' Reflections: Karen and Georgia chuckle over the story, imagining a whimsical movie adaptation titled "The Bungee Cord Girls." They highlight the innocence and ingenuity of childhood adventures (30:01).
Contributor: Anonymous Therapist
Timestamp: [29:02 – 29:43]
An anonymous therapist expresses gratitude to Karen and Georgia for their contributions to mental health awareness. They recognize the podcast's role in erasing the stigma around mental health treatment, especially for recently incarcerated individuals.
Notable Quote: "I believe you've played a major role in erasing the stigma around mental health treatment. And I wanna thank you for that," the therapist shares (28:59 – 29:25).
Hosts' Response: Karen and Georgia thank the therapist warmly, appreciating the positive impact their work has on listeners and the broader community (29:37 – 30:18).
MFM Minisode 447 adeptly weaves together gripping true crime stories with personal anecdotes and listener submissions. Karen and Georgia continue to balance the gravity of true crime with their unique humor, creating a relatable and engaging narrative for their audience. This episode underscores themes of heroism, resilience, and the profound impact of sharing personal experiences within the true crime community.
Notable Quotes:
Major Themes:
Listener Engagement: Karen and Georgia encourage listeners to share their own stories, fostering a sense of community and shared experiences within the My Favorite Murder audience.
Production Credits:
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Disclaimer:
All stories shared in this episode are based on listener submissions and personal experiences. The hosts do not intend to offend or misrepresent any individual involved in the narratives.
Stay tuned for more captivating stories and insights in future episodes of My Favorite Murder. Until next time, “Stay Sexy and Don’t Get Murdered.”