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My Funeral Home Stories
Hosted by Grant Inman · EN
Homicide, suicide or natural causes. Everything becomes normal when you're working at a funeral home. This podcast follows the journal entries of Grant, a funeral director’s assistant; and his most shocking and unforgettable experiences picking up dead bodies for his family’s funeral home. This podcast contains content that may be inappropriate for some listeners. Go To www.MyFuneralHomeStories.com for exclusive premium episodes and Collection One Commercial Free!
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The Man Who Killed Himself Twice (Unlocked!)
Apr 1400:45:13Tap to summarizeHe didn’t just kill himself… he made sure it worked.In this episode, a Grant, a funeral director's assasistant, shares one of the most disturbing and confusing calls of his life. A man everyone loved. A house that should have been filled with Christmas lights. And a suicide so extreme it didn’t make sense.He slit both of his arms open.And then started his car.Just in case.But this story isn’t just about how he died.It’s about trying to understand why.Why someone who seemed happy would do something so violent.Why some suicides feel impulsive… and others feel calculated.And what goes through your mind when you’re standing over the body of someone you actually knew.After years working in a funeral home, Grant has seen death in every form. But some scenes don’t leave you. This is one of them.And what happened after the call might be even worse.A desperate lie.A moment of guilt. And the realization that sometimes the living don’t handle death much better than the dead.This is a raw, unfiltered, true story from inside the funeral industry. Graphic, honest, and deeply human. ⚠️ Listener discretion advised. This episode contains graphic descriptions and discussions of suicide. $ - This episode was previously locked behind a paywall.
Transcribe →The Grandfather Clock and the Shotgun Suicide- Collection One Epilogue (Unlocked!)
Apr 1100:45:05Tap to summarizeHe wound the clock… then pulled the trigger.In this episode of My Funeral Home Stories, a real funeral director shares one of the most unsettling calls of his career. A late-night police pickup. A shotgun suicide. A silent house. And one detail that doesn’t make sense. A perfectly polished grandfather clock.But this story isn’t just about what happened in that bedroom.It’s about what happens after.What happens to the body.What happens to the people left behind.And the question no one wants to ask out loud:What happens to you if you do it?After years working in a funeral home, Grant has seen more death than most people will in a lifetime. But some calls don’t leave you. This is one of them.Raised in religion but surrounded by real death, he wrestles with a question that never really goes away.Can a good person make one irreversible decision and lose everything?Do suicides really go to hell?Or is that just something we tell ourselves to survive the unknown?This is a raw, unfiltered, true story from inside the funeral industry. Graphic, honest, and deeply human.⚠️ Listener discretion advised. This episode contains graphic descriptions and discussions of suicide.# - This episode was previously behind a paywal, it has been unlocked. ENJOY!
Transcribe →The Man Who Killed Himself Twice (Premium Preview)
Nov 18, 202300:08:40Tap to summarizewww.MYFUNERALHOMESTORIES.COMThis the preview for the exlcusive premium only episode of My Funeral Home Stories. It's nearly 50 pages and 45 minutes long....It's $4 and all the money goes directly back into the podcast!Please tap this link the link above or below to purchase.Title: The Man Who Killed Himself TwiceIn this chapter, Grant is confronted by the brutal suicide death of a family friend. Some people REALLY want to do... Also in this chapter, Grant considers what makes a death "ideal" vs "less than ideal" and has a major clash with his post-modern lit teacher.www.MYFUNERALHOMESTORIES.COM
Transcribe →Stepping In It Pt 2
Oct 21, 202300:47:35Tap to summarizeGrant's taking his first vacation from the funeral home in years to rest and recover from the grind of summer...Unfortunately, he's neither rested or recovered when Jenifer, the new funeral director, calls him for a favor that ends up turning into one of the craziest nights he's ever had on call.... ALSO what's up with that Steve guy?!?Thank you for listening! Follow Grant on IG: www.instagram.com/pomoandkitschGet Collection One + The Epilouge (Premium Only) at www.MyFuneralHomeStories.com
Transcribe →Stepping In It Pt 1
Jun 24, 202300:46:54Tap to summarizeIn this entry, Grant tries to decompress after a crazy start to the summer but is rudely interupted by Ned and a guy who decided to drive himself into a tree at 120 mph. Grant also recounts a time he was pooped on 3 times by the same lady...What a glorious and dignified profession!Thank you for listening!For Exclusive Premium (commerical free) Episodes of My Funeral Home Stories visit www.MyFuneralHomeStories.comFollow Grant on IG for updates on future eps and other stuff: www.Instagram.com/pomoandkitsch
Transcribe →All Saints' Day
Nov 1, 202200:40:11Tap to summarizeWhat's the most embarrassing way to be found dead? There are so many ways to go, it's almost impossible to decide... until you remember that Autoerotic Asphyxiation exists. Grant tells several stories in this episode about carelessness and the price it pays on burnt out funeral director's assistants.Thank you for listening!For Exclusive Premium Episodes of My Funeral Home Stories visit www.MyFuneralHomeStories.comFollow Grant on IG for updates on future eps and other stuff: www.Instagram.com/pomoandkitsch
Transcribe →15 Minutes of Premium Funeral Home Story - The Epilogue
Dec 30, 202100:18:16Tap to summarizeGet the full 46 minute episode at www.MyFuneralHomeStories.com ! You'll be supporting the podcast directly so please download and enjoy! Commercial Free Version of Seasons 1,2,3 and Epilogue also available. New episodes of My Funeral Home Stories coming February 2022. Thank you for supporting the podcast!!! Its a whole thing.... www.MyFuneralHomeStories.com
Transcribe →Premium Episode Preview - Available NOW! Please Support The Podcast :)
Jun 6, 202100:05:37Tap to summarizeGo To www.MyFuneralHomeStories.com to download The Epilogue ($4) OR Download the complete first collection of stories including the epilogue ($8) - Your support will help fund and increase my enthusiasm to create and release more free episodes.....THANK YOU SO MUCH for listening and supporting My Funeral Home Stories!
Transcribe →The Mixed Medication Account Pt 2
Jul 30, 202000:27:49Tap to summarizeIn this entry, Grant finally comes to a conclusion about Mary and has a surprisingly emotional reaction to a fairly routine house call. Grant's gonna have to get better about taking his pills if he wants them to work!If you enjoy this podcast, please rate and review wherever you listen and don't forget to tell a friend. Thanks for listening!Go To www.MyFuneralHomeStories.com for exclusive premium episodes and Collection One Commercial Free!Follow Grant: www.instagram.com/pomoandkitsch
Transcribe →The Mixed Medication Account Pt 1
Jul 23, 202000:34:10Tap to summarizeGrant's internal chemistry is off and he feels like he's going crazy after 72 sleepless hours on his new prescribed medications. The funeral home has changed him and he's having difficulty coping. Be sure to listen next week to hear the conclusion of The Mixed Medication Account.If you enjoy this podcast, please rate and review wherever you listen, Thanks for listeningGo To www.MyFuneralHomeStories.com for exclusive premium episodes and Collection One Commercial Free!Follow Grant: www.instagram.com/pomoandkitsch
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