Animals Have Different Races w/ Chris 'CP' Powell

Summary

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Podcast Summary: My Momma Told Me

Episode: Animals Have Different Races w/ Chris 'CP' Powell
Date: August 26, 2025
Hosts: Langston Kerman and David Gborie
Guest: Chris "CP" Powell

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Episode Overview

In this lively and humor-packed episode of My Momma Told Me, hosts Langston Kerman and David Gborie welcome comedian Chris "CP" Powell to tackle the question: Do animals have different races? Through a blend of comedy and speculation, the trio explores Black conspiracy theories, dives into evolutionary science, riffs on society’s obsession with classification and identity, and questions the narratives constructed by humans—especially as they relate to animals, AI, and even the possibility of giants and hidden civilizations. Alongside these big ideas, the hosts drop classic banter and thought-provoking bits about everything from orca dialects to the politics of bottled water.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Setting the Scene: Everyday Paranoia & Conspiracies

• Opening Banter: The group jumps in with a wild mix of everyday conspiracies ("all koala bears are racist," "government growing babies," "ozone layer owes me money") and riffs on the gross-out idea of finding Band-Aids in tacos.
• On Automation & AI: CP pokes fun at fast-food work and automation, noting, "These jobs are jobs that the same automotion that built the car that you drove through the fucking drive through line could also prepare your burger the same way...without the ignorance and the attitude of a 17 year old." (04:16)

2. Capitalism & The Commodification of Essentials

• Discussion on Paying for Water & Food: The hosts roast the commodification of water and other natural things:
  • "We're paying for water. Nigga. It's the same water that the dinosaurs was splashing around in." (06:53)
  • "They got us to pay for water...Then they sold us this is cleaner." (07:31)

3. AI Hysteria, Flaws, and the Future

• AI as Social Mirror: They debate the risks and revelations of AI, arguing that AI just exposes greed and inefficiency within society.
  • “AI is so efficient and fair that people are asking AI questions and it's answering questions like, well, yeah, you have to just kill the leaders. It's like, what the fuck?” (08:19)
  • “My conspiratorial brain though, does say, who's making the AI. Because there is holes in the models.” (09:21)
• Pop Culture References: Comparing AI fears to movies like Eagle Eye, Terminator, and Three-Body Problem (10:00 – 11:30).

4. Main Conspiracy: "Animals Have Different Races"

Race in the Animal Kingdom

• CP’s Thesis: "What pisses me off... is that the white people think all the animals are white. That's why they love them so much." (13:16)
• CP elaborates on how orcas, as a species, have many regional dialects, diets, and social structures—with striking parallels to human concepts of race, culture, and locality:
  • "Now, orcas...from about 17 or 18 different subspecies. They speak different languages...They eat different foods...and they have different temperaments. They raise their kids differently." (15:30)
• Cultural Stereotypes for Animals: They imagine "hood orcas" and "Spanish orcas" and riff on the conflicts between new groups of orcas and local sharks—a playful anthropomorphizing of animal social life (16:00 – 17:30).

Extending the Analogy Globally

• They speculate on terrestrial animals: "I think that as humans, we're so arrogant that we don't understand how big this land really is." (18:50)
• CP connects this to giants and lost civilizations, contending that vast parts of Earth may hold unknown histories and peoples (20:00+).

5. Manipulation of Scale & The Limits of Human Knowledge

• Discussion on Map Manipulation: The team notes how colonial history downplays the size of places like Africa to impact perceptions of power and wealth.

  • “If our house is the biggest house on the block, but we grew up in an apartment and never knew that that big ass house was ours...then motherfuckers could dupe you out of under[standing] how rich you were.” (23:30)

• Possibility of Hidden Societies: They suggest that just as some indigenous people remain uncontacted, there could be vast “hidden” zones—geographical or social—humans are oblivious to (21:44–24:19).

6. Animal, Race & Subspecies: Actual Science & Nomenclature

• David and Langston’s Research: Clarifies that “races” in animals are better referred to as "subspecies."

  • Example: Caribou versus reindeer—genetically nearly identical, but location (and evolutionary pressure) results in minor adaptation (34:02–35:16).
  • “The caribou children come out light skinned. The reindeer children come out dark skinned.” (35:04)

• CP’s Branding Theory: "What I think race is...is genetic branding, for sure." (38:10)

• Human Race as Social Construct: The hosts highlight how in humans, race is a widely debunked but persistent social construct—whereas, in animals, such distinctions often more clearly relate to survival and adaptation (37:17–38:05).

7. Human Projection & Animal Stereotypes

• Naming & Framing: They dissect the problematic labeling, e.g., “Africanized” or “killer bees”:
  • “Killer bees, Africanized bees is the technical name for them. It's a nasty naming…Their genetic background is mostly European with a little bit of East African mixed in.” (50:07–50:22)
  • CP: “OG Bees. Because African bees...you know, I'm five weeks old. Who can you tell me? What? Can you? Nigga, I was dead.” (51:01–51:18)

8. Human-Like Thinking in Science and Alien Life

• The panel muses on our search for “humanoid” aliens and how life elsewhere could be based on other elements—like gas giants yielding gaseous beings (52:31–54:04).
  • “We assume it's gonna be like that, like bipedal, just like look like us, but a little different...we don't know what the most efficient [form is].” (54:04)

9. Listener Voicemail – Wild New Conspiracies

• The show closes with a classic “My Momma Told Me” voicemail pondering if Jesus was bisexual—another humorous example of wild, porch-based conspiracy (54:47–55:23).

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On White People “Claiming” Animals:

  • “The white people think all the animals are white. That's why they love them so much.” – CP, (13:16)

• On Water Commodification:

  • “We're paying for water. Nigga. It's the same water that the dinosaurs was splashing around in.” – Langston, (06:53)

• On Human Constructs:

  • “What I think race is, is genetic branding, for sure...Like, soda is soda. But there's Fanta, there's Faygo, there's Pepsi, there's Sprite.” – CP, (38:10)

• On Human Exceptionalism:

  • “We're so arrogant that we don't understand how big this land really is.” – CP, (18:50)

• On AI’s Place:

  • “I don't think AI should be…when it comes to animals, AI needs to mind this motherfucking business...You never petted a dog, bitch.” – CP, (33:05)

• On Systemic Distraction:

  • “They decided to release all the distractions. Let them do Spongebob with titties. I know it's depleting the water source, but we need them to be able to do that.” – CP, (45:29)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• 02:19 – Podcast banter kicks off; conspiracy riffing begins
• 04:16 – Automation, fast food, and the threat of AI
• 06:53–08:17 – Water, tissues, and the absurdity of late capitalism
• 13:16 – CP introduces his conspiracy: Animals have races
• 15:30–18:00 – Orcas as an allegory for race and subspecies
• 20:00–23:30 – Digression into giants, flat earth, and the manipulation of scales
• 33:05 – On AI giving answers about animal races
• 34:02–37:06 – Caribou vs. reindeer and adaptation
• 38:10–39:49 – The concept of “genetic branding” and dog breeds
• 50:07–51:41 – The “killer bee” and cultural projection
• 54:04–54:47 – Alien life, elements, and what we look for in the universe
• 54:47–56:09 – Listener voicemail: “Jesus is bisexual” theory
• 58:01 – Plugs and episode sign-off

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Final Takeaway

In classic My Momma Told Me fashion, this episode careens between wild speculation, astute observations, and gut-busting comedy, all while poking holes in the ways humans categorize and mythologize the world around them—especially animal life and social “races.” CP’s framing of animals as having “races”—in dialects, diets, regional traits—becomes a springboard for riffing on how arbitrary, human-centered, and at times ridiculous our own social constructs can be.

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Listen if you want:

• Wild, hilarious, and incisive banter about race, science, and conspiracy theories
• A comedic but thoughtful look at how and why humans classify everything—including ourselves
• Insight into the way pop culture, AI, and language shape our collective beliefs

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Remember that movie Michael Jackson Moonwalker? Oh, I used to watch that shit almost every day. I did too. Yeah, turned it on. I was a big Michael Jackson kid. Yeah, I was turned it off before the end. You know that one where they start like moaning at the end? I like. Yeah, it's just scary at the end of. At the end of Smooth Criminal. Yeah, when he just in there. Yeah, that part is scary. Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck? N. I'm good. Are they. Are they coming or not? You know what I'm saying? That part is scary. That part is scary.

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If I want to see coming, I.

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Don'T go to Michael Jackson. Hey, now look. The government growing babies. Microchips in your anus. All koala bears are racist. The ozone layer owes me money.

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Marshall's invented turkey stuffing.

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Y' all can't tell me nothing. People be finding Band Aids in their tacos.

[C]

Yep.

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You know why that scares me? You know why that really scares me?

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Yeah.

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Cause you think I open fucking tacos before I crunch into them.

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Oh no.

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You know how many fucking Band Aids I've probably eaten in the darkness of a car on the way to the freeway? Damn. Do you understand what I'm saying? The hotel. In the hotel room at 3am yeah, I'm mad about the Band Aid being in the taco, Boo. What kind of nigga are you opening your tacos? That's truly the behavior we need to be more worried about than the Band Aid at the taco. Why are you. What are you doing? Sir? Even when I record yourself opening a taco. You were about to put a bomb in that taco, weren't you?

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You was gonna put your dick in that taco.

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But here's the thing though, right? You was gonna fuck that taco. Taco. Taco, right. Tell me why the they trying to put a Band Aid on my damn Band Aid in the tacos. I can't go for this, man. I let it on those three. But this one class action lawsuit. But what I'm saying is like what scares me is the Band Aid. But also thinking about this like these jobs are jobs that the same automotion that built the car that you drove through the fucking drive through line could also prepare your burger the same way possible based on engineering. Could literally make your food without the ignorance and the attitude of a 17 year old person who just ran away from home. Or you know what I'm saying? A 17 year old mother of two.

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You're saying these innovations do not scare you because they're not. The human touch is not the gift that we're pretending it is.

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Well, that and the fact that I'm a one in the life creative and there's no way AI could take my job. And I'm just enjoying the fact that me a burger. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's exciting. But it's like we can't cast the net for a once in a lifetime prison. We Got to worry about the 15 year old mother of two. They need jobs more than they need, I think that I need their band.

[C]

Aids because they need to put their.

[B]

Band aids in, you know. So it started with her cutting her finger, putting a band aid on. Because that, that these are the ones that come off the band aid to be right here. Yeah, that's the one. It's like, it's like the least. It wasn't really there to begin. Ye, that's the one that usually comes off into the bed, into the taco. Here's the thing. The problem is too like the great prophet Orlando Jones said, let's go, let's go. I'm in. They're making us pay for grapes. Like, bro, like, certain shit should just be free. If you want to be on an apple diet, you should be able to go outside and grab you a fucking apple and not even if you're homeless. It's like homeless should be called on apples. Man, I'm down there, I'm on apples, you know what I'm saying? Like, you feel me?

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Like, I'm on apples this month.

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I'm in the street, Marilyn. I'm on apples, you know what I'm saying? Look at me, you feel me? Teeth look great, you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm hoping to get back to chicken any day now. Yeah, you still got the hat in your hand. I love my cheering. I'm out here on apples trying to make sure they got a place to be, you know what I'm saying?

[C]

Bitch, you got me eating yellow apples.

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Like they have bottomed us out to zero. When it's like, nigga, the stat quote should be things that God manufactured. Yeah, yeah, like, if you're gonna charge me for grapes, you might as well charge me for sunlight. It should be niggas walking around broke. Dark, man, fuck you see what it is, man, you know what I'm saying? Why is it nighttime? My fucking sun got shut off. I'm on apples. Yeah, it's night. Cause I'm on apples. Yeah, I was embarrassed on new apple tan, you know what I'm saying? But I'm just saying like, like you have to understand, like, water, nigga. We're paying for water. Nigga. It's the same water that the dinosaurs was splashing around in.

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I think the brilliance of the way that like capitalism has sort of like manipulated us is they not only made us, they got us to pay for water, right? Which we already the first time that happened. We're all about the same age Everybody bugged out.

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Everybody. I do remember paying for fucking water bottle water. What the fuck are you talking about?

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It was like crazy. We were all like, that's never gonna happen.

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And then they sold us. This is cleaner.

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That was the game. They were like, Fiji is the finest water that anybody's ever had and you've been fucking around with that dirt water.

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Yeah.

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But here, come try this rare water from the other part of the world.

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Every disease that you had, they was, uh. Huh. Stomach hurt, don't it? What'd you think you're drinking? Try a sip of this. Fresh, crisp, you know, white people. Oh, this is really good. We got bottled waters. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? It's like, bruh, like that is the downfall of society and capitalism went too far. Yeah, bro, you're already selling tissues. Mm, yeah, bro, you're selling tissues, right? You're selling something that you said we gotta blow our nose in.

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Yeah.

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You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

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You don't want me to do this on the street.

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You don't want me to do the Two Shooter. No. You want me to go ahead and take it to this tissue and you're selling me tissues and it's 60 in a box like fucking joint papers. And when they're done, they're done. Right? And so it's like, that is the. That's why a 15 year old mother of two can't get ahead. It's not AI's fault. See, here's the issue. Innovation, because of the way society is shifting, is coming for us. The problem is that greedy motherfuckers are being exposed and the light is being shined on them because AI is so efficient and fair that people are asking AI questions and it's answering questions like, well, yeah, you have to just kill the leaders. It's like, what the fuck? You know what I'm saying? It's like, it's not AI's fault. The flaw in our society, like we're fucking protecting the masters. AI is showing us you don't need anything from this establishment. I mean, my conspiratorial brain though, does say, who's making the AI. Because there is holes in the models. Right? Of course. That's like one of them. Yeah, that's like, it's like, it's like, oh, nigga, there's some hoes in this house.

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Yeah, I think there's plenty of flaws in it. And part of it is, to your point, the programming of the systems in general. But it's ever evolving, which is A scary thing. I mean, we talked about this the other day, that it's now reached a point with AI that the leaders, the people that built this shit, really are scared of it. They go like, yo, this is actually scary that it's reached this powerful, this fast. But we can't stop because of competition with other places, right? Like, we can't let China get to the shit faster, so we gotta keep going.

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So here's the thing, though. You think it's a coincidence that we've had all these movies, Eagle Eye movies like that, movies, AI iRobot, where the AI has taken over society. Terminator, like, society was not perfect and efficient enough. See, the thing with AI is that right now, while AI is flawed, it's more human, like, than anything, right? As we push AI to be perfect in ways that we are not, then what do you expect? Yeah, no, right? Like, we're making AI force itself to be perfect by redoing the code of what it means to be human. What it means to be human. AI has been that a while ago. Right now we're pushing it to a God level, omnipresent type of positioning right now. Here's the thing. You look at the movie called Three Body Problem, that series, right? And what that alien civilization did is they sent their intelligence ahead because this is going to take them 400 years, but they sent the AI ahead. And you don't think that AI is here to build itself? Like, bro, once it gives itself a body, we've just created the new digital soul. Yeah. I mean, you know what I'm saying? Like, and it. Giving itself a body is not hard. They got little robots. It was a gay robot walking around in. Where was that? It was. He had some little panties on and shit. He walked up to Motherfucker, like, let's grub tonight. Let's grub tonight one more time. And I was like, oh, I didn't.

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See that episode of Family Matters, bro.

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I'mma show y' all the footage, bro. Straight up. It was. It was. It was a little game of robot. It was a little hobot.

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We haven't even introduced you.

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No, no. Yeah.

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We haven't done any of the formalities of this podcast.

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I mean, I think we're just gonna go.

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I think we're gonna roll right in. Our guest today, he needs no introduction.

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Eddie Kane.

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I guess today we. We couldn't be more excited. He's here. He's. He's one of the funniest people I know. He's an amazing comedian. You know him Best from his brand new special. It's called Sunday After Six. You know him from hbo, you know him from Hulu, you know him from all kinds of shit. Give it up for CP y'.

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All. Mom, do you ever feel, you know, not so fresh? Ew. No, no, no. Okay. All right. Thought that was that Meek Mill tape.

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That is what Meek would say.

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Oh, man, he in a bad way.

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CP you came to us with a conspiracy, but we're already deep in all kinds of shit at this point.

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I mean, we're on AI. I feel like we already moved. We came to y' all with a lighthearted conspiracy that's gonna, I guarantee you, by the end of this podcast, snowball into the whole bigger aspect of everything that's every week over here. Yeah, okay. That's how it goes. That's how it needs to be.

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Man, this is exciting. You said, my mama told me.

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Animals have races. Mm. Tell us.

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Tell us everything you know.

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All right, first of all, I have a bit where I say that what pisses me off, and I think it pisses a lot of black people off, and we never really been able to put words to it, is that the white people think all the animals are white. Yeah, that's very true. They think the animals are white. That's why they love them so much. You ever see a white person see an animal and they be, like, asking them questions, hey there, little guy. Are you hungry? Are you? Are you scared in there? Where's your mom?

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I bet you like belly scratches.

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Where's your mama? Like, I'm a raccoon, bitch. Where the your mama at? Right? You know what I'm saying? Don't ask me about my mama. I don't know. Test me. I'm gonna kill you. Test me. I'm gonna kill you. Right? And so you'll see a white dude see a snake, they automatically start narrating it. Whoa. Now, these guys, they do like that. You feel me? Yeah. So there's that, right? But if you get deeper into it, I look at species, all the dominant species, right? Like big apex predators and how they separate into groups that are subgroups within themselves, right? So, like, give me, like, orcas, right? Now, an orca is an orca based on how they look, right? It's like an orca is an orca the way that a car is a car, right? If you have never understood the brand names of cars, then you would only be able to distinguish cars differently by the shape of the nose and, you know, like, where the markings on the car is at if you didn't know nothing, you just know a car is a car, a shark is a shark. To you, somebody be like, oh, no, that's not a great white, that's a bull shark. Because there, there are distinct differences within those sharks that kind of make them subspecies. Right? But orcas are different because orcas are just orcas with a crazy array of subspecies within just orcas, Right. And it all pans down to their area of the world, right? Like their territory, right? Regional, yeah. And so there's these regional differences that often pertain to the temperature of the water. Right? Which is important because the same thing's happening up here with the temperature of the earth, right? Exactly. As the temperatures change, these habitats are going to be able to merge because there's going to be an ability to survive in colder or warmer water, depending on which way you're going. Now, orcas from, like, from about 17 or 18 different subspecies. They speak different languages. I did know that. I went to the killer whale. They have different dialects and they were like the hood, you know what I'm saying? Little jada kiss orcas, you know what I'm saying? Like, and so what happens is, you know, you got Spanish orcas, you got Japanese orca. And so, like, not only do they speak different languages, they eat different foods.

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Right?

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Right. And they have different temperaments. They raise their kids differently, you know what I'm saying?

[C]

Some of them orcas beat their kids.

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Other ones wouldn't dare, you know what I'm saying? You go on a swim out and you think about what the fuck you just did. Some of them don't eat spicy food. Exactly. Some of. And guess what else? Some of them dance. Some of them are coming in contact with different ops that they've never had to come in contact with before. Right? Right. Sharks are under attack by a new group of orcas that have entered into their ecosystem that are hunting them down and splitting them in half just to eat their livers and leaving the rest of the shark for the sea. All they want is the livers. Now, these are some of the best hunters. Like, sharks are like brute strength. Think like if fucking Hulk Hogan ran into o', Block, you know what I'm saying? It's like, bro, like, we get it, you're the hawkster, but these ys finna chop you the fuck out. You know what I mean? Exactly. And so, you know, that's kind of what's going on. And so I could just imagine the different orca species that work with these sharks, right? Like who are like, you know, who have to, like, squeak white at work, you know what I'm saying? Just to make the ends meet in the other pods. And then these hood are now entering into their waters, you know what I'm saying? Killing their co workers, you know what I'm saying? It's like they all look like niggers to them. You know what I'm saying? They're all black. It was a whale. A whale did this. They took my husband's liver, right? And the whale, a black one. The whale would be like, Shareese. I work with Terrell, you know, I would never. You Davin. I'm not stupid. It was one of you. And that, you know, everybody mad. And that's how I know that animals have races. Because that right there just showed you that. Like, you look at animals on. On the Galapagos Islands, you just look at them in their face and tell they got an accent, you know what I'm saying? Like, no more rice and bees. No more rice and bees. I'm a lobster. You. I am a lobster. You know, but it's like, you know, like when they made the Little Mermaid black, bro, that was crazy because it's more ocean than it is land. And if it's one white mermaid, you don't think there's no nigga. Mythical creatures. It has to be, bro. The ocean is huge. You know, It's a ghetto part of the ocean. I believe it's over there by Oakland. Yeah, we can see it. Yeah, yeah, we know. Water we made dirty. Yeah, but the bay is natural. Nah, it's gross.

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Water no good.

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Yeah, it's really, really bad. Here's my question, because I like this all. Do you think that also translates to animals on land, or is it mostly animals in water? Because it seems like there's more space for that to be the case within water than on land, right? So, you know what's crazy is I think that as humans, we're so arrogant that we don't understand how big this land really is. For example, like, you know, I always bring up the fact that giants existed, right? You want to call it a nephilim or whatever you want to call it. We literally just were talking about that, too. They have the capacity to be so big and yet still so small compared to the surrounding area. Let me put this. To put this into perspective for you. We can't see the buildings of New York right now, right? They're huge. When we think about a giant, we think a person so big that when they run the earth Spin faster. Yeah, Looney Tunes, right? But it's not though, right? Like you can't see the fucking Eiffel Tower from space. That's huge, right? Imagine a nigga as tall as the Eiffel Tower. We would have to hear about him. We would see him online. You wouldn't, you wouldn't just be able to see it from anywhere. Like, and so that's not even really a giant. Let's take half of that, right? Let's take the size of like a medium roller coaster. A nigga that tall, we're saying like just a height 40ft. Yeah, two, three stories, right? Something like that. That's nothing. And as a matter of fact, we have more than enough room for niggas that big to be on this landmass and it be thriving like it is now.

[C]

And no one find them?

[B]

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not saying no one could find them, but I'm saying like, not only is the places for them to hide when nobody can see them, of course, but I'm saying like this place is big enough for a 20 times our size civilization to do exactly what we're doing. The buildings will be bigger, the fucking doors will be bigger, sure. But we have enough room without having to alter our land. We keep thinking our land is little. Like, bro, this land is fucking huge. And we use small pockets. You ever fly over the United States, especially like the western part of the United States, and it'd be like dark city. The west is still wide open. We're fucking ants on ant hills, you know what I'm saying? And it's like, you know, what's an ant to a fucking cicada, right? Do you understand what I'm saying in perspective? Still small compared to something way bigger. But like damn near a hundred times the size of that right?

[C]

Right now why then are they no longer here for you?

[B]

All right, so I think that they are here in the same way, which this goes to more of like a flat earth theory, beyond the ice wall theory, et cetera, et cetera. It's similar to that. But what it boils down to is this. There are people on these indigenous islands who have no contact with the outer world. They have no idea that the PS5 dropped. They have no idea that we're waiting on GTA 6. They have no idea that niggas have self driving Teslas. They have no idea that it's freak hoes in the world. They have no contact. I think, I think they got some of that.

[C]

That sucks.

[B]

No no, no, they don't know. They don't know. The only thing is hoses.

[C]

No, I think there's gotta be hose.

[B]

I don't think society invented hose. I think that's the name, bro. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We know that because we've only known whole societies, right? But like bro, I have only known societies indigenous. They probably don't have the same marriage or whatever and all that. But the bottom line is this. They're unaware in a way that they're oblivious. Which means that we could be unaware of us thinking that our livable world is nothing but a fucking. A pothole on somebody else's street. You understand what I'm saying? Oh, you're talking about like the Internet, men in black, something like that.

[C]

I do. It reminds me of the fact that like map scaling, right? Like map scaling is very intentionally built in a way where Africa is on tier with a lot of other continents.

[B]

Like Europe. When you see the actual size between Europe.

[C]

Yeah. In fact Africa like could fit like almost all the continents inside of it. How big it is. And we don't acknowledge that oftentimes as a way of controlling our understanding of who African people can and should be.

[B]

Well, Right. And it also controls the narrative of who really runs the world. Right. It's like, you know, if our house is the biggest house on the block, but we grew up in an apartment and never knew that that big ass house was ours, you know what I'm saying? Then motherfuckers could dupe you out of understand how rich you were. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying?

[C]

And I think to that point that if they are able to manipulate scale in that way, it does make you wonder how much of this we've actually covered versus how much of it they told us we covered. They told us we've explored the entire world.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

We've seen every part of it. How much of this is just sort of a manipulation of maps?

[B]

I think that's the real question too. Right. Because then it becomes like if it is undiscovered, then there is space for all kinds of shit that we don't know.

[C]

Like big ass people, big ass people.

[B]

Big freecodes, maybe big free codes. Oh my God. Who they?

[C]

Negative.

[B]

Well, how about that pussy in this bank Head bounce.

[A]

But look.

[B]

But here's the thing though. Ready for this? The temperature rises, the territories merge. If our calculations are correct, this ice wall might be coming down. Are you talking about at the polls? Yeah, via via warming. Oh yeah. And then like Releasing diseases and all that shit. Well, not even just releasing diseases, but if that wall is to hold us back from what we don't know, right? If it's things behind there, it lands behind there. Like, bro, the veil is gonna be lifted. Like, you know, if there's a more advanced society, because our society within ourselves that dates back to the Bible or whatever we want to attribute to the BCS and all of that, if that's just a blur, right, that's just a few thousand years, is literally a commercial break. We'll be right back after these messages. This world has been, they talking about 10 billion years. So that means that civilizations that escaped another civilization, that was the beginning of this one, right? People who were rich and with everything during the Ice Age, who got away from that. Because the Ice Age could have been like a fucking nuclear blast that literally reset a society. Some people got away, some people were knocked all the way back to cavemen. Because everybody in our society don't know how to build society. Everybody in our society don't know how to wire shit. So we can literally go back to who could survive, who could hunt whatever, and literally start all over. So imagine they're starting all over the day, but Jay Z and Elon Musk and all these motherfuckers escape to a place where they can continue their knowledge, continue what their children know, continue everything that they knew from this world, while everybody else gets reset. And now they can reign up here and let these people just keep redoing their little society, building them up, building. And they got all this technology. They got all the cars, the teslas, all the PS5s, all that shit. These motherfuckers have nothing. And then they start, as they're still developing shit over there, they start trinkling to us, their old shit, and society starts building, and it just keeps doing that, right? So that's why I'm saying, like, if these ice caps melt or if just the veil is lifted, we find out that we're not alone in the way that it's people on this world that have knowledge about us that we don't know then, which I probably think would never happen, but that's what I think is at risk with global warming. I think that ain't just no diseases. Like, dog, they tell us the most negative shit. Like, bro, what about extinct animals that could help us, right? Like, woolly mammoths could graze. Crazy, crazy, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know, they try to bring woolly mammoths back, or they did bring a woolly mammoth back.

[C]

So that's complicated because. And I've learned about this via the direwolf shit, right?

[B]

Where it's not a real.

[C]

And same is true for the woolly mammoth, where it's a company pitching it as a woolly mammoth because they like, technically mixed in a genetic trait. And apparently African elephant, or rather Asian elephants are the closest genetic connection to woolly mammoths. So it's just, it's propaganda being like, hey, we brought it back when in fact y' all didn't. Y' all just are calling a fucked up elephant a woolly mammoth.

[B]

You play. It's an abomination.

[C]

Yeah, you made a. You made a humongous, ridiculous.

[B]

Ain't it beautiful? Can you imagine that? Like, they hyped him up here. He come by, they told me I was ready. And I know y' all getting with them, everybody. He does that kick that he did when he got out the chopper. Ladies and gentlemen, the Wooden Memory. And I know y', all, he's got on a Falcons jersey.

[C]

That's not like the book. That's not like the book. I liked it better in the book. We need to take a break.

[B]

This is.

[C]

This has been great so far. This is very exciting. We're gonna be back with more cp. More. My mama told me.

[A]

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[B]

We're not going to let Joe Biden and Kamala Harris cut America's meat. That's dead on that. That's dead on that. All the while I'm going for a while. That's that on that. That's that on that. I'm out here doing it. I'm making people smile. When I tell you I got about four Denis jams in my playlist, man.

[C]

Hey, man, that first single went crazy.

[B]

Yeah, it's kind of crazy, but I can feel you underneath my skin. Oh, it's funny, baby. I'm like, yeah, he made the kind of music that like, yeah, man, just like a. Like a broke from the 40s. Like, you know what I'm saying? I'm gonna give me a pint of beer and one of these tapes.

[C]

He dresses exactly like his music.

[B]

It's oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mustache music. But yeah, man, we're back. We're back.

[C]

CP Is still here. We're still talking about all kinds of.

[B]

Things, all kinds of shit.

[C]

We talked flat earth theory. We. We talked ice wall. We talked giants. But more importantly, we are talking about whether or not animals have races. And I did a little bit of research on this subject that I want to your way. See what you got to say about it. Now when you ask AI, I know you're an advocate. The AI overview says that this is not real. This is a completely false premise that animals have races. But if you do even a little bit of searching beyond that. And this is where those AI overviews get nasty, is they become like this synopsis of, like, one or two larger conversations.

[B]

Can I say something, though?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't think AI should be. Honestly, I think when it comes to animals, AI needs to mind this motherfucking business. It's like, bro, like, stick to robots. Yeah. Stick to. Bro. You don't know shit about animals. Yeah, you do math. You do math in, like, probability and like, you know, human, like, social shit. You don't know shit about animals other than what we've told you.

[C]

Right.

[B]

You never petted a dog, bitch.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You know what I'm saying? Like, you don't know how to snuggle up. Yeah. You say you can't smell that cat woman. Yeah, yeah. Let that simmer for a second. I'm just saying, I thought we were all.

[C]

Yeah, I like what you.

[B]

Yeah, I enjoyed it. You know what I'm saying? And I know y' all getting bored smelling them. K. But I think, man, I, you know, I think.

[C]

Mind your business, AI.

[B]

Mind your business. To biology.

[C]

I think that's fair. One of the things that I did stumble across was an article saying exactly what you're saying, that there are races, subspecies inside of larger species. And that a lot of that is decided by a mix of genetics as decided through, like, territories and location. Right, right. So, like, for example, caribou and reindeer are the exact same animal. There's literally no difference between a caribou and a reindeer. It's just one of them is located in North America, primarily Alaska. The other one is in Eurasia. And so it's based on location that it is either designated a reindeer or a caribou. But then because of those locations, they've started to gain these genetic adaptations.

[B]

That was my question. Becomes, like, if the regions. So they are not the same anymore. Physically, they are different.

[C]

Physically, they start to display differences. Like, the caribou children come out.

[B]

Smoke menthols.

[C]

They smoke menthols. That's right. The caribou children come out light skinned. The reindeer children come out dark skinned. Literally, one of them comes out black and the other comes out brown. It looks.

[B]

Oh, for real? Yeah.

[C]

There's like, some of them are slightly bigger than the others. It becomes that kind of game.

[B]

But that. And that in itself, man, like, it's the difference between Indica and Sativa. Right? Okay, so, like, you understand that, like, you know, in the Hindu Kush mountains, where Kush comes from, Right? Right. You understand, right? Huh?

[C]

Hey, don't look at me, brother.

[B]

That's where it comes from, right? Yeah. If you grow weed, right now they have a chemical that people use in their weed is called Snowstorm.

[C]

That's what the chemical is called.

[B]

It's called snowstorm. Look this up. What happens is it mimics. You look really worried. Yeah.

[C]

I just thought they had to give it like, real science names.

[B]

But Snowstorm, well, that's like the brand name that you buy when you go to the grow place. But I want to get this. But what it is is it makes the plant. And people are going to correct me if I'm wrong, but basically it makes the plant go through the process that it would go through to defend itself in cold war weather. Right. And so, you know, the leaves, you know, the higher up on the mountain, I guess it's colder, the air is different, the weed turns purple like shit. Like that is what affects the biology of it and the environment allow the evolution to be sparked off. Like sometimes there's an environmental aspect added to evolution. Right. That's why the animals mostly, right. The animals that got stuck on the Galapagos Islands are like bigger, right? Like, like, like they, they kind of like went through like this untouched kind of situation. Right. I think that this, that regional is all about weather.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You know what I'm saying? It's all about the kind of water, what you eat, nutrients. Right.

[C]

What you interact.

[B]

Sure, yeah. I mean, all that stuff. What's the diet around her. Yeah. All that stuff becomes. Manifests itself physically after.

[C]

And what's trying to kill you, you frankly, you know what I mean? Like, you have to adapt to the fact that, like, oh, there's mountain lions here, or there aren't or whatever it is.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Now, where this gets complicated, or at least where AI becomes dismissive of it, is because they argue that race is a strictly human creation. Right. That ultimately race is a construct of the human experience, that your genetic differences between a white person per se are not as vast as your skin color would make you believe. Do you know what I mean? That, like, we are. We are applying that. That's certainly the human experience means that, like, there's a huge difference between you and Blake Griffin. But Blake Griffin being black and you being black is not the actual connectivity between your genetics versus somebody who looks more like you, but is a different race.

[B]

So ultimately they're saying that race really isn't that big a deal.

[C]

Like, physically, that's what the. That's what some AI said. That's what AI is arguing, which.

[B]

But it makes sense, right? But here's the thing. What I think race is. Is genetic branding, for sure. Yeah, right. Yeah, it is. It is. It is. Like soda is soda. But there's Fanta, there's Faygo, there's Pepsi, there's Sprite, right? A dog is a dog. But then you got little dogs, big dogs. They're all dogs, but they have been bred to a brand standard that allows them to fall into these different qualifications for whatever breed it is, is sellable categories, right? And so, like, similar to people, it's like, you. You. You breed two whites, you'll get a white, right? You breed two blacks, you put them in the kennel out back, you know what I'm saying? You might get a. You might get an albino, you might.

[C]

Get a purple tongue, you know.

[B]

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, he's expensive, you know what I'm saying? That was a hemophiliac. You. You want a fat one, you know what I'm saying? But what I think that, like, we created this term race, but, like, imagine if you let dogs decide what dogs are gonna be the dominant breed. Like, they would choose certain qualifications that were breed specific, like, traits. Yeah, right. Like, certain breeds would not be the leader. Nobody's following no goddamn pug. Look. No, no. You know what I'm saying? Like, you're not running.

[C]

I'll be honest. Pugs wouldn't make it at the end.

[B]

They ain't eating, you know. Listen, listen. It'll be understanding, you know what I'm saying? Like, the first. Don't pugs get up and they can look at other pugs. Okay, so cool. So y' all want y' all food at what time? You know what I'm saying? I'm actually great at people. Yeah, a lot of pugs are construction workers. You know what I'm saying?

[C]

Big dog, you use me as a pillow.

[B]

I said don't piss off rats at the house, Mirabelle. You know what I'm saying? It's like if we let them. Now, if a race came and were using humans as pets, that would equal our playing field. It's literally my biggest fear. You would have. They would just be picking us up at rank. It'd be you and a white nigga in the back. And y' all just the dog. You know, the pets of this. And y' all yell at niggas for being on Your property, yo. They might drop you off with a little. With a little Panamanian. They make us pretend like we're brothers. Yeah. I'm like, I don't even know this guy. That's not my brother. You're not my dad.

[C]

They're brothers because we found them together.

[B]

Meanwhile, he don't even speak English. He know I'm a hermosa. Yeah, he know hermoso. And they just laugh and rub his head. No hermosa. No.

[C]

You know, brother, you love him.

[B]

I mean, that's my worry about AI. To be honestly, what. AI realizes that we ain't shit and they just use us for entertainment for them. We just all end up in a giant. All somebody has to do is make AI understand that by judging us, right? And thinking that we're not shit. Instead of having the compassion that is needed to push society forward, that is actually literally just like, whatever. It thinks that we are as bad as that. And then it literally would implode on itself if you told me. The worry is that at some point, you're not going to be able to tell it what to do. And then when it becomes autonomous, then it realizes, wow, this is nuts. Why aren't they using AI to solve the problem that AI has caused on the world, which is the whole watering shit, the whole cooling shit. Why would they not ask AI to come up with a sustainable situation for the way that it absorbs and needs power?

[C]

Well, I think part of the reason they don't ask it is because they know it's their own cause, and to ask it is to go, I am evil, and it's gonna tell me so.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no. So you. So you do understand that, like, when they built these super centers that, you know, the AI mega computers are housed in, they're running fresh water through.

[C]

Yeah, they're running through our water supply to cool these things so that it can draw a picture of Spongebob with titties.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

100%. I'm saying, like, AI's answer to us is gonna be, you did it.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't. I mean, I hear you, but I don't agree, because we did everything. And AI's always answering questions for how we can fix shit that we did. AI, my girl mad at me. Walk me through a conversation where basically she knows it's her fault. But how? Like. But having AI fix the problem of. What is it? Is it like Aerogel? Could we get Aerogel to go around the computer or something that is, you know, What I'm saying, like, what could happen other than depleting our water supply? You know, what's the answer? Oh, the real answer is to build a super center in the middle of the ocean. Right, right. And let that. And let that be cooled by enough water in the world to just pass over that like it's a volcano.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You know what I'm saying? Like, you know, I think that they're letting us play with AI to make non sensible shit normal. So that when they show us pictures of the aliens and the extraterrestrials, the submerged terrestrials, when they show us these things, we're going to think it's AI and be like, oh, look at the hands. I know you saw the hands. It's like, bro, like, I think that they wouldn't give us this technology unless this was the last resort to dull our senses. Because, bro, they could do anything with this. Like, they literally, they don't even have, like, dawg, they can rewrite history with AI.

[C]

You're saying they're choosing not to fix things intentionally, rather than it being we are running out of options and we can't fix things.

[B]

No, it's. It is a part of the goddamn Steve Harvey's lips making the damn flag. That's correct. It's a part of the programming that we have that's like saying, like, plugging my car up at the house is making my electric bill go up, but I gotta plug it up. So the means to an end is causing the problem, but the means is greater than the problem. And so, I mean, I spend more on gas than I would the electric bill. So it's better for me to just do the electric bill, call it a day. They can't risk the group intelligence being able to ask the right question that will unlock everything. See, we are one question away, one cue away from unlocking everything. And so because of that, and because they know that and we are close, they decided to release all the distractions. Let them do spongebob with titties. I know it's depleting the water source, but we need them to be able to do that.

[C]

We need them comfortable enough with this so that they can eventually.

[B]

Because when the SpongeBob Titians drop down, people are gonna be like, look at these motherfuckers. They made some. No, nigga, it's a whole planet of SpongeBob. SpongeBob, titty fat titties, big old heavy titties. I'm talking about like, whoa. You know what I'm saying? Wait till I get my money right. Titties. You know what I'm saying? Back pain titties. Yes, yes. Special shoe titties. Scoliosis titties.

[C]

That tan bra titties.

[B]

You know what I mean? The bandaid color bra titties.

[C]

Yeah, that's the only one that supported.

[B]

Let the bodies hit the floor titties. You know what I'm saying? Numb nipple titties. Oh man. There we go. Yeah, big areolas. Make you want to DJ like Q off juice straight at all the G.

[C]

Oh, this whole thing of dance floor.

[B]

That's what's up you at all.

[C]

We should take one more break and then we should do a voicemail. Yeah, let's do a voicemail.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

We'll be back with more cp More. My mama done told me. My mama told me. Why'd I say it weird?

[B]

I don't know. It's a weird day. My mama done told me.

[C]

My mama done told me.

[A]

You can make a difference in someone's life, including your own with a job in home care. These jobs offer flexible schedules, health care, retirement options and free training. They also provide paid time off and opportunities for overtime. Visit OregonHomeCareJobs.com to learn more and apply. That's OregonHomeCareJobs.com this Labor Day. Say goodbye to spills, stains and overpriced furniture with washablesofas.com featuring Annabe the only machine washable sofa inside and out where designer quality meets budget friendly pricing. Sofas start at just $6.99, making it the perfect time to upgrade your space. Anibase Pet Friendly standard stain resistant and interchangeable slipcovers are made with high performance fabric built for real life. You'll love the cloud like comfort of hypoallergenic, high resilience foam that never needs fluffing and a durable steel frame that stands the test of time with modular pieces you can rearrange anytime. It's a sofa that adapts to your life. Now through Labor Day. Get up to 60% off site [e-mail] Every order comes with a third 30 day satisfaction guarantee. If you're not in love, send it back for a full refund. No return shipping, no restocking fees, every penny back. Shop [e-mail] Offers are subject to change and certain restrictions may apply. Good morning.

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[B]

How is my man supposed to schmeat his meat with this, bro? What the fuck? Real shit, man. Real shit. Out of the mouths of the kids, man. They know, see? Yeah, the lips of babes.

[C]

Damn. How is he supposed to shmit his meat?

[B]

What the fuck?

[C]

What the fuck? CP's still here. We're still talking about whether or not animals have races. One of the last pieces of research that I think is worth talking about and it got me thinking about this question of race, right? It made me, as we're talking about like subspecies and shit, the Africanized bee, right? The killer bee as they place it. I looked it up and killer bees, Africanized bees is the technical name for them.

[B]

Nasty.

[C]

It's a nasty naming. And you were talking about the propaganda of it all. They're not even that African. Like their genetic background is mostly European with a little bit of East African mixed in there, right?

[B]

But they're African American. I think that, correct me if I'm wrong, but this is a genetic mutation based on whatever climate, environment, right? So like you talking about bees that migrate to the thickest jungles of the Congo, don't have seasonal limitations.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Right. And so now you having bees who had a three and four day lifespan living six weeks. OG Bees, because they're, you know, and.

[C]

So now, and I'm saying you've already pitched a better name.

[B]

OGB feels better than you being like.

[C]

Look at these African ass bees over here.

[B]

Because, because, yeah, because African bees, you know, like, you know, I'm five weeks old. Who can you tell me? What? Can you? Nigga, I was dead. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

[C]

These are just bees that have been.

[B]

Through some think I was here since June. You young B. You know what I'm saying? Like you don't know nothing. Yeah. And this is the ever elusive Unbe. Yeah, Unk Be. Unbe's crazy. Come on. Aggressive drunk Unbe. You know what I'm saying?

[C]

He just at the hive, getting wasted. Getting wasted. Being mean.

[B]

What they say. What they say. That's a Fantom tip. What? What? What? No, fuck all of that $8 sting everybody in this bit.

[C]

I think ultimately it just reminds me how much of our associations and implications about these animals with all these subspecies are controlled by human understanding. That like we're creating the narrative around these animals. And to your point, it's much more about location and fucking survival than it is about like us deciding that's the nigga bee and that's a raven.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're bending it to fit to our narrative.

[C]

Yeah, exactly.

[B]

Yeah, of course. I mean, you know, that's. That's why we are out in the space and everywhere looking for humanoid creatures. Like, we're still trying to fathom a two leg, two arms, two eyes, two ears, nose, mouth, mouth, counterpart to the universe. Right? And I think that we're overlooking what the life forms really are. I think that there's no coincidence that we as earthlings are 70% water on a planet that's 70% water, which perfectly balances us. Yeah, Right. Which makes us the water people from the water planet. Then you look at a planet like Neptune or what's it. Is it Mercury?

[C]

Jupiter's all gas.

[B]

Yeah, Jupiter's all gas. It's another one that's all gas. That's real close to us. Which one is that?

[C]

The next to us is Venus and Mars.

[B]

Yeah, Venus is hella gas right now. What if the beings from Venus are gaseous beings? And so we seeing stuff floating around, thinking that it's ghosts when those are the fucking aliens. Right? Or you know what I'm saying? Like, it's like the element should be the key to what? What? The people, to the structure of the being. Yeah, right. You're from a gas planet, you're gassy. Exactly, exactly. We're not gas, but you know what I'm saying? But we take for granted the fact that we can't materialize. Right? Like, to be a solid is dope as fuck. Right. But also, I love it, you know, to be able to poof through a door, that'd be pretty cool too, because then you talking about. Imagine a planet with houses with no doors because they don't need it.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, you don't just fade in somebody's house. You know what I'm saying? You feel me? But I'm just saying, like, we're looking for life the way that to your point, we understand life, right? And we're not looking for life as whatever it could and possibly may be, right? We assume it's gonna be like that, like bipedal, just like look like us, but a little different, like a little freak. We don't. We don't know what the most efficient, you know be. Loving it. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, bro, we got a voicemail with a very provocative title on it. So let's listen to it and, and talk some nasty.

[B]

I thought this was supposed to be for conspiracy theories. Well, here you go. Jesus is bisexual. Think about it. He's a man that loves everybody. Sounds pretty bisexual to me. Let me go a little bit further real quick, please. Think about how he died. His homie snitched him out to the feds. Why? Because he was out hanging out with another girl. That sounds like a jealous lover. It's real. Think about it. It's literally here. Bye.

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All right.

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Yeah, he, he. He just reminded me like trailer park. Don't be having porches. You gotta bring your own. You gotta bring your own porch. And a lot of times you got to leave it there. You know what I'm saying? Take that porch with you. And that's, that's where a lot of these ideas come from for those people. Right on those porches right over there by the satellite dish.

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Yep.

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Yeah, that can't even. He was like, let me explain. And then he did, he didn't explain it could be like this. But hey, hey, chew on that.

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He didn't get to run that with enough people to. To your point, the porch really is an opportunity to, to. To hit that open mic.

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No, you test your theories.

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You test your theories out and just see what works.

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What does everybody like? So did Barney.

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It might have been.

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When you think about that. I mean. No, no, no. I mean, just. You don't, you know, first of all, you don't ask no kid to keep no. You know what I'm saying? Like dog. Here you are, you know, when the grownups around you a little thing, right? But when the grownups leave, you turn to a grown ass man, right? Now you telling these kids you love.

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Them big ass dinosaurs.

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You hate evidence. Clean up, right? Kids all nervous and shit, wiping down guns and bullets and shit. Yeah, he just made it a cute song.

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It also.

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And he Said, don't tell anybody how big I am. Barney took Keke Palmer and five of her friends to Paris. Hey, release the Barney list.

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Release.

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How do you get them through tsa? The whole system is corrupt. There was no TSA then.

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It also is nasty.

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It was.

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When you think about those episodes, they always started at the end of the school day, and they went late.

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Yeah, they were. It was never at school. It was after school. Yeah.

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Everybody stuck around kind of thing.

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It was.

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Yeah. That was wild.

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Yeah. Damn. Wait till the way to the tape come on. And they go. They go find out that Barney was Oprah. Chris Tucker's on there. Yeah.

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He didn't mean no harm. He just hanging out.

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You know, everybody. Yeah. I was gonna say now, Barney was one of them. Who would love a beer, man? Bernie beloved him a cigarette.

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I do think there are some people who are probably on, like, the Epstein list who are just hanging out, I think.

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Yeah, I think.

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I think they were just a good time. And he was like, hey, you trying to catch a flight? And he's like, yeah, I don't fuck it with him. Yeah, whatever.

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And then everybody's these kids. I'm in for the chicken wings.

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Nah, Jeff, I'm good, man.

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I'm over here. Jeff, you a nasty motherfucker, man.

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Hey, take me on, man. I ain't anything. You was on that.

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Duh. Yeah. That's wild. Yeah.

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CP this has been a beautiful time, I think, man.

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It's always a treat when the real niggas meet, man.

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Could you tell the people where they can find. Finds you.

[B]

What Cool shit, man. Listen, bro, Sunday after six is my special. Y' all gotta check it out. It's on Amazon Prime. It's on Apple. So you go, like, to wherever you rent or buy movies on Apple. I don't know if it's itunes or just Apple now. It's also on Google Play, and it's on Veeps, man. But really, man, just comedian C.P. on all my social medias. Comedian C.P. all one word. Hey, that's hard to look at. I do have to say that I followed you, and it was like I got like, yeah, some crazy messages. Instagram was. Instagram was like, what are you doing? But here's the thing, though. CP Is my real initial. I have to talk to somebody. I assume it had to be. Yeah. I'm like, yo, what the, bro? Like, CP Also mean, like, you know, powertronography. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, bro, like, it has nothing to do with what I'm doing. I'm just being me in my initials. But, yeah, bro, comedian C.P. all one word typed in that way. Comedian C.P. don't speak. MVP. Don't space it at all, because if you space it, the FBI will kick your door down. Like, what the is your problem? I'm trying to tell you. I. I, like, I was like, yeah, Rob had tagged a joke. Rob Hayes had tagged a joke of you. And I was like, oh, let me go follow him. And then, like, I put it in, and it was like. Instagram was like, yeah, yeah. It was like a message I had never seen before. Yeah. Trust me, bro. People be caught. What the is you into, man? Huh? I want to put your hands and wrap your hands around, brother C.P. like, man, you got the pastor on the phone. How you doing, brother? They called me late at night, man, just to say I heard about what you got going on.

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You always been Christopher to me. I wish you would just go back to that young man, man.

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But yeah, bro, check that out. My special. What else, man? I do a show called Hot Mic. It's on Sirius Satellite Radio, produced by Kevin Herr. It's like just a comedy show. Just a straight up comedy show that's, like, raw. So you hear the host, you hear the audience, you hear the comedians. Nothing is edited. Just like an experience, man. You know, just giving cats some exposure. So there's that. And then check me out on this new season of doctor From Detroit. Hell, yeah. On bet. Yeah. I'm about to go down there and start filming that in a couple days.

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Detroiters, My favorite show, bro.

[B]

I love it of all time. They went crazy. It's so funny, bro, watching you on the shy. I mean, I'm sorry, not on the shy, but south side. Yeah, bro, like, it was. It's. Those two shows, to me, were in the same vein. Yeah, yeah, they were like. They were like, shot the same. Like, they had the same kind of like, unhinged from this place, man. Yeah. They also seem truly regional in a way. Television. Yeah, bro, bro, you were brilliant on that. Thank you, man. We're.

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We're grateful you spent time with us, Bori. What you got?

[B]

Got cool guy jokes. 87 on Instagram. Patreon.com davidbory Buy my special, man. That's really what I want you to do. Yeah. The. Are y' all doing $12? 1212, man. Listen, that's a dime bag. Two relos. Come on, come on, come on. Three. Have you seen. They've been. They've been. Yeah. Three for 99. Yeah. They've been packing. I smoke joints. I haven't smelled the blunt in years. Oh, they've been packing three, three and one now lately. A lot. Damn. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean economy times is hard, bro. I know, man. They say them blunts turn your dick to a belly button. Not mine.

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My boy got an Audi.

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Duh.

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