Podcast Summary: Devil's Pose: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)
Title: My Momma Told Me
Host/Authors: Langston Kerman and David Gborie
Release Date: March 27, 2025
Network: Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Introduction to the Mini Episode ([02:07] - [04:35])

In this re-released mini episode of "My Momma Told Me," comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie dive into a lighter yet thought-provoking discussion on Black conspiracy theories. The hosts set the stage by acknowledging the episode's brevity while promising an engaging exploration of the topics at hand.

Langston:
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another phenomenal episode, a mini episode of My Mama."
([02:17])

David:
"The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we finally work to prove the conspiracy theories that you, the listener, the little mamas and gentiles alike have at home."
([02:34])

Reading and Discussing Aaliyah's Email on "Satan's Yoga" ([05:04] - [19:38])

The core of the episode revolves around an email from a listener named Aaliyah, who introduces a unique conspiracy theory linking yoga practices to satanic influences. Aaliyah shares insights from her grandmother, a Southern Black woman and later a Jehovah's Witness, who believes that yoga and meditation open pathways to satanic entities.

Aaliyah's Email Excerpt:
"One day, after watching a commercial about yoga clothes, she went on a rant about how doing yoga is evil, and if you meditate, you will mess around and open up your mind so much, you will let Satan in."
([07:07])

Langston:
"I reject it all."
([18:08])

David:
"I think he’s just watching ladies bend over. And I think he’s got a toothpick."
([20:00])

Analysis of the Conspiracy Theory: Meditation and Satanism ([07:52] - [19:38])

Langston and David dissect Aaliyah's grandmother's claims, debating the validity and implications of associating yoga and meditation with satanic practices. They explore the tension between spiritual practices and religious beliefs, particularly within the context of Jehovah's Witnesses.

David's Critique:
"The idea of, like, if you meditate or you do yoga, you're gonna open your mind so much. So that's what, like, I don't like. It's like, I like the idea that an open mind is what leads to the devil. That means God wants you to have a closed mind."
([08:12])

Langston's Perspective:
"A God that encourages you to sort of live in a bubble is not a God that you recognize well."
([08:50])

The hosts express skepticism towards the notion that spiritual openness inherently invites malevolent forces, emphasizing the importance of personal belief systems and discernment.

Personal Experiences with Yoga and Spirituality ([10:33] - [15:31])

Langston shares his personal stance on engaging with spiritual activities, highlighting his reluctance to partake in practices like Ouija boards or haunted houses due to fears of attracting negative energies. David relates with his experiences at haunted houses, injecting humor and relatability into the conversation.

Langston:
"I don't mess around with haunted houses... I recognize what she's saying to simply mean, like, seek it and you shall find it in both good and bad ways."
([10:33])

David:
"I've had it where your riff was 15 minutes."
([03:58])

They further discuss the commercialization of yoga in America, critiquing its departure from traditional spiritual roots and its adoption as a fitness trend devoid of deeper meaning.

Langston:
"A lot of what yoga is in America is just a sort of like cherry-picking of other people's cultural identities and like, their actual spirituality."
([13:30])

Transition to Dance and Vulnerability ([21:05] - [23:30])

The conversation shifts to a more personal and humorous territory as Langston and David reminisce about dance moves and the vulnerability associated with performing them. Langston expresses his fears about executing dance moves in public, fearing failure and the potential embarrassment it could cause.

Langston:
"I worry that I would fall down. I worry that I don't even make it the full 360, and now I'm just a dude who tried something and it failed."
([21:56])

David:
"Have you ever been in a dance battle? This might be its own episode."
([24:36])

This segment highlights the hosts' ability to blend personal anecdotes with broader thematic discussions, maintaining engagement through relatability and humor.

Discussion on Dance Battles in High School ([24:36] - [27:49])

Langston delves into his high school dance battle experiences, particularly his contests with a peer named Dom Perignon. He recounts the intensity and competitiveness of these battles, illustrating the fervor and passion he had for dance during his youth.

Langston:
"Dom was a great dancer, man. I don't know that I won any of the, you know, the championship of those battles, but he. I was honored to be a participant."
([27:04])

David:
"Lil mamas, if you guys could... I don't think he left."
([26:56])

The hosts muse over the nostalgia and the timeless nature of dance as both an art form and a form of personal expression, tying it back to their overarching theme of exploring belief systems and personal convictions.

Conclusion and Final Thoughts ([27:49] - [28:50])

As the episode draws to a close, Langston reiterates his stance on rejecting what he perceives as superficial spiritual practices that lack genuine depth or connection. The hosts reflect on the importance of authenticity in spiritual endeavors and the dangers of blindly following misconstrued beliefs.

Langston:
"If that's the case, I think more of us should be worshiping the devil. He sounds like a cool guy, and I'm into him."
([20:54])

David:
"Yeah, I think that's reasonable."
([19:38])

Langston:
"We want to talk to you. Bye, bitch."
([28:25])

The episode wraps up with the usual sign-offs, encouraging listeners to engage with the hosts through social media and contribute their own conspiracy theories, maintaining an open channel for future discussions.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Langston:
  "A God that encourages you to sort of live in a bubble is not a God that you recognize well." ([08:50])

• David:
  "If you try to commit to a spin and it doesn't work, that'd be bad." ([21:15])

• Langston:
  "How the devil is lurking? I have no idea." ([12:39])

• David:
  "One man's cuckoo is another man's Cocoa Puffs." ([07:07])

• Langston:
  "I don't think the devil's sitting on a mat being like, yeah, finally got that bitch." ([19:56])

Key Takeaways

• Critical Examination of Beliefs: The hosts encourage listeners to critically evaluate the origins and implications of their spiritual practices, questioning the blending of cultural traditions with modern interpretations.

• Authenticity in Spirituality: Emphasizing the importance of genuine engagement with spiritual activities, Langston and David caution against adopting practices superficially without understanding their deeper meanings.

• Personal Vulnerability: Through discussions about dance and personal fears, the hosts highlight the universal nature of vulnerability and the courage it takes to express oneself authentically.

• Humor and Relatability: Balancing serious discussions with humor, the hosts maintain an engaging and relatable tone, ensuring the content is both entertaining and thought-provoking.

Connect with the Hosts:

• David: Follow Cool Guy Jokes 87 on Instagram
• Langston: Follow Langston Kerman on Social Media
• Submit Theories: Send your conspiracy theories to mamapod@gmail.com or call 844-LIL-MOMS

Stay tuned for more episodes where Langston and David continue to explore and debunk intriguing conspiracy theories with their signature humor and insight.