My Momma Told Me - "Flat Back Music: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode" Summary
Release Date: March 20, 2025
Hosts: Langston Kerman and David Borey
Produced By: Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
In the "Flat Back Music: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode" of My Momma Told Me, hosts Langston Kerman and David Borey delve into a mix of cultural critiques, personal anecdotes, and discussions on music preferences, all intertwined with their signature humor and candidness. This mini-episode offers listeners a glimpse into the hosts' perspectives on societal issues, personal experiences, and the complexities of music appreciation within the Black community.
1. Episode Kickoff and Podcast Mission [02:00 - 03:39]
Langston Kerman sets the tone by introducing the mini-episode with a blend of humor and sass:
"Mini episode mini episode motherfckin mini episode 1442 45s. 3 little clothing clips 4 niggas roll 1 nigga drives 500 bends 6 reasons why this Kid should die we shooting every motherfucker outside."*
— Langston Kerman [02:00]
The hosts emphasize the podcast's aim to explore Black conspiracy theories, whether they are whimsical, unsettling, or deeply ingrained within community lore:
"Me the podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories."
— David Borey [02:29]
They underscore their commitment to addressing these theories as representations of their "community at large," highlighting the broad and inclusive nature of their discussions.
2. Dermatology and Racial Disparities in Healthcare [05:08 - 06:35]
A significant portion of the episode addresses the challenges dark-skinned individuals face in dermatology:
"I'm just talking crazy with my man. I get a little high, I talk a little crazy and then I go, love with my family."
— David Borey [04:09]
The conversation shifts to the lack of dermatologists who adequately study and treat darker skin tones:
"I think there's a that feels good, right? I don't know how large that community is, but it certainly is at large."
— David Borey [02:42]
Langston adds:
"There's not a lot of data points. They don't study us."
— Langston Kerman [05:35]
They discuss how this gap leads to inadequate identification and treatment of skin conditions prevalent in darker skin, culminating in a shared sentiment of frustration and the need for better representation in medical research.
3. Musical Tastes and Cultural Identity [07:00 - 22:18]
The hosts engage in an extensive dialogue about their diverse musical preferences, reflecting on how music intersects with cultural identity:
"I had a really interesting conversation yesterday about John Mayer and how I really fuck with John Mayer. I think that, like, Continuum is a perfect album."
— David Borey [12:31]
Langston shares his eclectic tastes, often finding solace and connection in unexpected genres while navigating the complexities of musical appreciation across different cultural backgrounds:
"I listen to it in the airport. See what he's got going on."
— Langston Kerman [08:56]
They critique certain artists, such as Frank Sinatra and Eminem, discussing the dissonance between their public personas and personal revelations:
"Frank Sinatra was an alcoholic. He was like a grump. And constantly threatening to fight people."
— David Borey [10:20]
The conversation also touches on generational shifts in music appreciation and the challenges of reconciling personal tastes with broader societal expectations.
4. Listener Voicemails and Controversial Claims [32:54 - 44:24]
A pivotal moment in the episode is the airing of a listener voicemail that makes a provocative claim about "unattractive white women":
"My mama told me and my grandma, actually that unattractive white women are the most dangerous people on the planet."
— Listener Voicemail [32:54]
Langston introduces the voicemail with enthusiasm:
"That's what I was gonna say. But, like, yeah, you guys are going crazy."
— David Borey [32:54]
The hosts dissect the voicemail, addressing the underlying societal dynamics and racial tensions that may inform such sentiments:
"White women are by far the most dangerous people on the planet. And you're right and maybe tighten that message up next time."
— David Borey [44:04]
Langston narrates a personal story that echoes the voicemail's themes, recounting an encounter in LA where a white woman publicly shamed a black man:
"I was out in LA at a bar one time with this girl, and we got really drunk, and behind us there was a white lady... she was yelling at this nigga."
— Langston Kerman [39:27]
This segment delves into the intersections of race, gender, and societal power structures, highlighting the emotional and physical impacts of such confrontations.
5. Cultural Critique and Social Commentary [30:48 - 43:05]
The discussion broadens to critique broader societal issues, including the role of white men in perpetuating certain power dynamics:
"Elon is a great example of it. Of, like, a dude who we, for a long time had on some version of what we consider the right side."
— David Borey [30:00]
They analyze how historical and contemporary figures embody the systemic challenges faced by the Black community, touching upon themes of privilege, power, and resistance.
6. Closing Remarks and Audience Engagement [43:07 - 44:40]
As the episode nears its end, the hosts reflect on the voicemail's impact and encourage listeners to engage further:
"Dear listener, I hope that this at least confirms your suspicions. I hope you feel satisfied to hear it. Both your mother and grandmother let them know we agree."
— David Borey [37:12]
Langston shares his plans and promotions:
"Come see me at the Dallas Comedy Club."
— Langston Kerman [32:37]
David promotes his upcoming appearances and the podcast's ongoing projects:
"Watch Everybody's Live with John Mulaney on Netflix... send it all to mymamapodmail.com."
— David Borey [44:40]
They conclude with a provocative affirmation of the voicemail's message, emphasizing their stance on the discussed issues:
"White women are the most dangerous people on the planet. And you're right and maybe tighten that message up next time."
— David Borey [44:09]
Conclusion
In this mini-episode, Langston Kerman and David Borey offer a raw and unfiltered exploration of racial dynamics, personal experiences, and cultural critiques within the framework of Black conspiracy theories. Through candid conversations and relatable anecdotes, they illuminate the nuanced challenges faced by the Black community while navigating societal structures and cultural expectations. The episode balances humor with serious discourse, inviting listeners to reflect on the intricate interplay between race, identity, and societal norms.
Notable Quotes with Attributions:
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"Philippians 4:13 - I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me."
— David Borey [02:34] -
"I never felt like the doctor was for me."
— Langston Kerman [05:52] -
"This is the freakiest I get."
— Langston Kerman [06:04] -
"White women are by far the most dangerous people on the planet."
— David Borey [44:09] -
"I was just like, bro, you ain't got to take that."
— Langston Kerman [39:22]
These quotes encapsulate the hosts' perspectives on personal experiences with systemic issues and societal expectations, providing a window into the episode's central themes.