Pigeons Are The Feds (with SushiboyMEXICO) RE-RELEASE

Summary

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My Momma Told Me – "Pigeons Are The Feds" (with SushiboyMEXICO) RE-RELEASE

Release Date: January 15, 2026
Hosts: Langston Kerman, David Gborie
Guest: SushiboyMEXICO
Network: Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

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Episode Overview

In this re-released episode, comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie, with the lively guest SushiboyMEXICO, delve deep into a classic Black conspiracy theory: Are pigeons actually government surveillance tools? The trio investigates the origins and evidence (or lack thereof) of this theory with humor, skepticism, tangents, and plenty of outrageous insight. Along the way, they explore Black childhoods, candy, processed foods, the insidious nature of surveillance, and the convergence of AI, robots, and societal collapse.

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Main Discussion Themes

1. Opening: Pigeons, Mentos, and Pop Rocks

Timestamps: 02:08–07:46

• Langston recalls a childhood rumor: Giving pigeons Mentos would make them explode—leading to a playful riff about the composition of Mentos and conspiracies around candies.
• Pop Rocks and Candy Cigarettes:
  • David floats (jokingly) that Pop Rocks were an early way to introduce “crack rocks.”
  • Mexico recalls avoiding candy cigarettes because they were "too real" and triggered by their resemblance to adult vices.
  • The group explores how, contrary to official narratives, kids with family exposure to cigarettes often avoided “bad influence” candies.
  • “If you were close to this shit, you stayed away from it.” — Mexico [06:09]
• Processed Foods and Big Tobacco:
  • Langston and Mexico discuss the real-life conspiracy of tobacco companies buying up food brands and possibly “poisoning” America via food once cigarette sales faced regulation.
  • “The motherfuckers that sell cigarettes now own the food companies and they're putting the same types of ADD poisons in.” — Langston [07:28]

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2. Introducing the Conspiracy: Pigeons Are the Feds

Timestamps: 11:05–16:01

• "My mama told me... pigeons are surveillance cameras." — Mexico [11:19]
• Mexico passionately posits that pigeons in urban and “hood-adjacent” areas are not natural birds, but government cams.
• “I’ve never seen a motherfucking baby pigeon. Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?” — Mexico [11:46]
• The group riffs on pigeons’ unflinching demeanor and contrasts with real doves and other birds, calling city pigeons “the tilapia of the sky.”
• Mexico recounts the historical use of carrier pigeons, equating them to “emails” and suggesting they’ve always been part of surveillance structures.
• Wild tangent: Mike Tyson as the Illuminati-assigned U.S. pigeon breeder [13:47].
• “Mike Tyson may be the only pigeon farm in America now. I think that there's other niggas. Like, he's the... Illuminati of the pigeon detail given to the government here in America.” — Mexico [14:08]

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3. Evidence, Anecdotes, and Urban Logic

Timestamps: 16:01–21:00

• Mexico talks about where the theory originated: through a conspiracy-minded ex-girlfriend’s brother who observed that pigeons disproportionately appear in Black neighborhoods, especially in poor sections of Atlanta.
• Pigeons rarely appear in more affluent or suburban areas—further “evidence.”
• “Maybe pigeons was just like a downtown... like a koi fish. Like Bird Rock scooters.” — Mexico [18:09]
• Highlights a kid logic: despite a childhood full of chasing pigeons, nobody ever catches (or kills) them, unlike other animals.
  • “How the fuck we can't catch a pigeon?” — Mexico [18:49]
• Lingering question: Is there anything to do about pigeons-as-surveillance or is it just “the way of the game?”

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4. The Break & Media Parallels

Timestamps: 24:26–27:00

• The team transitions into observing pigeon representations in media:
  • Pigeon Man from "Hey Arnold!" and the pigeon woman in "Home Alone 2"—characters potentially cast as government informants/human-pigeon operatives.
  • “Those were pigeon camera angles.” — Mexico [26:19]
  • “It's technically a documentary.” — Mexico [26:22]

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5. Online “Research” and The ‘Pigeons Aren’t Real’ Movement

Timestamps: 27:06–33:13

• Langston references a website: pigeonsarenotreal.co.uk.
• The logic: pigeons’ bopping walk and limited flight are adaptations for their surveillance cameras; their “bobbing heads” supposedly help stabilize the spy-cams.
• Mexico provides a pigeon schematic showing where the “tech” exists in pigeon bodies, including microphones and charging coils.
• Lingering doubts: What about all that pigeon poop? Mexico says, “It's still a living organism.”
• Langston, summarizing conspiratorial “evidence”: “It's a living organism... with Android type [technology]...” [29:49]
• Segues briefly—humorously—into their sexual attitudes, robots, and the looming threat of robot takeovers, both sexual and existential [30:22–41:44].

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6. Modern Surveillance State and Global Plotting

Timestamps: 33:13–41:44

• Transnational surveillance: It's not just “the American government”—pigeons could be surveillance tools for China, Russia, or “New World Order” types.
• “It feels more New World Order, if I may. You know what I mean? It feels more sinister than just American government.” — David [33:42]
• General Surveillance Whether “Needed” or Not:
  • Pigeons, like AI, gather everything for the day the powers-that-be decide to build a case against someone.
  • “They let Diddy run for decades because Diddy didn’t bother them...” — Langston [56:06]
• Surveillance and an “all-seeing” motif are compared to the idea of an omnipresent God—a moralizing surveillance as social control.
  • “You can’t really rule much that you can’t see.” — Mexico [56:41]
• Digression: existential anxiety about humanity, Blackness, and modern society’s decline.

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7. Robot Lovers, Social Collapse, and Mexico’s Worldview

Timestamps: 41:44–47:59

• The conversation gets increasingly absurd, riffing on robot sex, legal technicalities if a robot kills you during sex, and the economics of robot prostitution.
• Mexico declares a preference for waiting to buy “robot pussy” until prices drop, likening it to the Tesla self-driving rollout [47:10].
• The segment shows the crew’s ability to blend serious concerns (AI, surveillance) into comedic hypotheticals.

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8. Final Thoughts: Birds, Surveillance, and Larger Systems

Timestamps: 50:02–57:59

• Langston brings some reality: Birds-as-robots do exist for scientific research, but their purpose is officially to study flight—not for mass surveillance.
• Mexico, ever the skeptic, points out that “knowing bird flight patterns” seems like a cover for more sinister uses.
• “They don't need to know that. They need to know how much crack Lil Pookie is moving... on the east side of Atlanta.” — Mexico [52:00]

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9. Takeaways, God, and Morality

Timestamps: 56:00–59:59

• The group muses on modern surveillance being less about “catching average people for small crimes” and more about total data aggregation for control.
• They draw parallels between government omniscience and theological omniscience:
  • “They threaten you with that [gigantic moral surveillance], to where you are just acting on a morale basis as if you’re under surveillance at all times.” — Mexico [56:43]
• Mexico shares a final note on morality and his own street code.

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10. Wrap-Up & Closing Thoughts

Timestamps: 60:00–63:07+

• Mexico updates on recent work—music videos, Nike spots, Sundance.
• Inspiration: “Everything in life is funny. Laugh at everything. Even if it hurts… Don’t miss the opportunity to laugh in the present.” — Mexico [61:40]
• They close with Taurus zodiac talk, more plugs, and signature banter.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “I’ve never seen a motherfucking baby pigeon. Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?” — Mexico [11:46]
• “Pigeons… they were emails. It is government traced, government-track messages, brother.” — Mexico [13:10]
• “Pigeons are government... I didn't say they were American government.” — Mexico [33:14]
• “You can't really rule much that you can't see.” — Mexico [56:41]
• “Everything in life is funny. Laugh at everything. Even if it hurts… Don’t miss the opportunity to laugh in the present.” — Mexico [61:40]

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Key Segments (with Timestamps)

• Childhood Candy Conspiracies: [02:08–07:46]
• Pigeons as Surveillance Intro: [11:05–16:01]
• Who Put Pigeons in the Hood? Local Observations: [16:01–21:00]
• Pigeons in Media: "Hey Arnold," Home Alone: [25:25–27:06]
• Pigeons Aren't Real — The "Research": [27:06–33:13]
• Tech, AI, and Robot Sex Tangents: [30:22–41:44]
• Global Surveillance, God, and Morality: [33:13–57:59]
• Wrap-Up and Inspiration: [61:40+]

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Overall Tone and Recommendations

This episode is irreverent, thoughtful, loosely structured, and packed with punchlines and digressions. The hosts and guest maintain classic Black barbershop energy—skeptical, playful, and blending real social observation with wild imagination. Listeners get laughs, genuine insight into Black skepticism, urban myth, commentary on surveillance, and a meta-humor about conspiracy theorizing itself.

Perfect for: Fans of Black comedy, anyone interested in conspiracies as social folklore, and listeners who enjoy comedic takes on serious themes.

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Further Listening/Action

• Submit your own conspiracies to "My Momma Told Me" and maybe get featured.
• Check out Langston’s special "Bad Poetry" (Netflix) and David’s "Birth of a Nation" (Patreon).
• Follow SushiboyMEXICO for comedy and golf content.

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Final message:
Keep your head on a swivel—because whether it’s pigeons, phones, or robots, the streets (and the sky) are always watching... or at least someone wants you to believe they are.

Transcript

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[Mexico]

Like, oh my God, I doubt about this.

[Langston]

Physically explode. And that never made sense to me. Like, why would an animal just fucking pop?

[Mexico]

Short circuit.

[Langston]

Yeah, but the idea that this is a robot, this is some sort of bioengineered and what do Mentos have up?

[Mexico]

Menthol.

[Langston]

Oh.

[Mexico]

Oh, come on, let's get.

[Langston]

Is that true?

[Mexico]

I don't know.

[David]

Menthol tastes like mint, so I'm going to take it.

[Langston]

I didn't. I told you.

[Mexico]

Menthos is a menthol.

[David]

I think that feels. That's what it's short for.

[Langston]

It feels right.

[Mexico]

Hello.

[David]

It's Spanish for menthol.

[Langston]

Spanish for menthol. That makes sense. Multiple menthols. Mentos. Mentamos is our Mentos.

[David]

The Mentos of us. The Mentos of us. The government growing babies. Microchips in your panties. All koala bears are racist. The ozone layer owes me money. Martians have been in Turkey stuffing. Y' all can't tell me nothing. What a man would a man. What a mighty good man. Welcome, little mamas and gentiles alike, to another phenomenon episode of My Mama Told.

[Langston]

Me, say it Again, y'.

[Mexico]

All.

[Langston]

The podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories.

[David]

And we finally work to prove what you think the stupid listeners.

[Langston]

You goddamn idiots. What are you thinking? We'll tell you if it's true or not.

[David]

You know what I've been thinking?

[Langston]

Yeah.

[David]

Pop Rocks was invented as a conduit to crack rocks to the black community.

[Langston]

Okay.

[David]

Yeah.

[Mexico]

Okay. Yeah.

[David]

You like that?

[Langston]

Ah, I don't know if I like it.

[David]

You don't like it?

[Langston]

I'm listening for it.

[David]

Seems. Cause I looked it up, right? Pop rocks invented in 56. They don't pop till the late 80s, early 90s. You know what I'm saying? Nobody cared. Nobody cared. 20, 30 years of pop Rocks. Nobody really cared.

[Langston]

And you're saying that suddenly the crack.

[David]

They gave them some new colors. They put them in our pockets. You loved Pop Rocks.

[Langston]

I did love Pop Rocks.

[David]

You loved Pop Rocks.

[Langston]

You didn't love Pop Rocks.

[Mexico]

You know what's so funny? As a mother that did play with that thing you talking about in the 80s, I don't know if I really did like things that are little crystal rocks as a kid. For some reason, they didn't really.

[Langston]

It felt triggering for you.

[Mexico]

It definitely felt triggering to me. You were too close. Those the little candy cigarettes? I stayed away from things like that.

[Langston]

Yeah.

[Mexico]

Leave those for the adults, guys.

[Langston]

No.

[David]

Yeah.

[Mexico]

You'll lose your parents sooner or later.

[David]

Believe me, child, rebel soldiers don't have cap guns.

[Langston]

That's gonna make you sell your tv.

[Mexico]

You may want to stay away from them, brother.

[Langston]

That's so funny, because I do think that based off of what our teachers and the politicians would have told us is that candy cigarettes were leading to people doing drugs. And you're saying the exact opposite. You're like, nah. If you were close to this shit, you stayed away from it.

[Mexico]

I don't think you just had any idea of the ramifications of you playing with these things as a child. You know what I mean?

[David]

I never really even saw candy cigarettes. I saw more children smoking cigarettes as a kid than I saw children smoking candy cigarettes.

[Langston]

Oh. Cause candy cigarettes were big in my house.

[David]

In your house. Okay, okay.

[Langston]

In my house we serve candy cigarettes.

[Mexico]

That's what we did.

[Langston]

Had a little, you know, them little trays you open up.

[Mexico]

Candy cigarettes and Pop Rocks.

[David]

Yeah. Lexus had a long day of freezing young nigger Reaganomics.

[Langston]

God damn. We are down on fruit roll ups this month.

[Mexico]

I don't know what we are gonna do.

[Langston]

Bab.

[David]

I need a break.

[Mexico]

Yeah. There should be warning labels on the candy cigarettes and as well Pop Rocks, man.

[David]

Yeah. I never fucked with candy cigarettes like that.

[Langston]

Damn.

[Mexico]

And also think about that. That really is leading you down. First off, they're fake cigarettes and you're eating chalk like it's just. It's just chalk.

[David]

It's better than carbon monoxide.

[Langston]

It's a. I don't know.

[Mexico]

I mean, maybe, but maybe. Like I said, that's where it's leading you to. That's where it's leading you at 4 years old. If you got the right to eat candy and you're choosing the fake smoked cigarettes that taste like chalk with a little bit of splendid sweetener in them. Cause those things were horrible.

[Langston]

It's a nasty thing that I have to assume big cigarette was a big.

[Mexico]

Part of for sure.

[Langston]

You know what I mean?

[Mexico]

Phillip Morrison definitely was a part of the case.

[Langston]

I was listening to some shit the other day that was explaining that the reason. And we were talking about this, but I hadn't heard this yet. But they said that one of the reasons that all our food is so bad for is because when there was like that massive push against cigarettes where people started being like, yo, cigarettes are bad for you. Stop selling them everywhere. Stop making it so easy for everybody.

[David]

It was like Readers Digest the drug.

[Langston]

Cigarettes said, all right, we're losing money on this. We're not gonna keep making money on cigarettes. Fuck it. We're gonna buy Kraft Mac and Cheese. We're gonna buy all these major companies.

[David]

Like Philip Morris owns Kraft Mac and Cheese.

[Langston]

The motherfuckers that sell cigarettes now own the food companies and they're putting the same types of ADD poisons in. They're just doing it for.

[Mexico]

You know, I was talking to the friends because as a. That is a chronic cigarette smoker. I was talking. I was like, man, the cigarettes ain't really what's bad for us. Because if you go overseas. All right, hey, look, it's a bold claim. Check it out. Let them know the American cigarettes are horrible for us. But if you go overseas, you know what I mean, In Japan and places like these, these European countries, these niggas smoke cigarettes from the time they 19 to the time they 78. These niggas still be healthy. They still be riding bikes and walking and shit. But here, we're fat, we're lazy. And like you said, I think that the cancer is mainly coming from this processed food, brother.

[Langston]

Yeah.

[Mexico]

Zach is coming back from Vietnam right now, bringing me back six cartons of extra burst Marlboro menthol cigarettes. But I think that they gonna be healthy as shit. Yeah, they gonna be healthy. Cause they coming from Vietnam.

[Langston]

You think these are vitamin mineral cigarettes.

[David]

Come on. Foreign cigarettes are exciting.

[Langston]

Are they?

[David]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mexico]

Mountain bursts. They got different flavors.

[Langston]

It sounds juicy.

[Mexico]

They know what to do.

[David]

They smoke boss cigarettes.

[Mexico]

They know what to do.

[David]

That's the coolest.

[Mexico]

Look at this with the purple butt. Look, he's sending me packs like, I got you, brother. Damn.

[Langston]

See that?

[Mexico]

Now, you wouldn't believe that Zach Fox is my best friend. Because he's chopping for cigarettes for me, as he doesn't smoke any, but that makes him my better friend.

[Langston]

No, it means he really cares about.

[Mexico]

I'm a grown. I do what I want.

[Langston]

Yeah.

[Mexico]

You know what I like. Why would you try to not.

[Langston]

He was like, I could bring you back a magnet.

[Mexico]

I could. Or I could bring you back something you like, something you care about. Good salvage denim. No, no, no, no. You want them cigarettes, brother?

[Langston]

I got a three piece suit. No, no, no, no, no. I don't think you're gonna wear that too often.

[Mexico]

A bride to be. Okay.

[Langston]

It's a family show. Mexico. Okay, man. It's a family show sponsored by Fanta.

[Mexico]

Hey, you didn't introduce me so that. No, we haven't done it yet.

[Langston]

This is going to be a cool segue. Our guest today. You already look at him. Look at him go.

[David]

Goddamn.

[Mexico]

Whoa, watch out now.

[Langston]

Watch out now. Ooh, cork with the mouth. Pour a little bit. Pour a little bit more. Come on, don't be scared of it.

[Mexico]

I pour it to the dimples. I like to see that pour till it hurt.

[Langston]

Our guest today is blackout drunk. And.

[Mexico]

It'S the new year, baby.

[Langston]

He's a superhero, I would say he's a man who I've. Who I've seen live the life I've always dreamt of living and almost died doing it. He's a writer, he's a comedian, He's a man. A jack of all trades. He's worked with Nike, Puma, the Comedy Store. He's done it all. Give it up for a man who only has one name, as far as I'm concerned, and that name is Mexico.

[Mexico]

Come on, baby. Don't close the borders to me. You know what I'm talking about. Keep me here, baby.

[Langston]

Is that your new catchphrase?

[Mexico]

I don't know. I just said, that's amazing. You gotta try that out. You said that amazing intro. I just had to throw something in. I've never been introduced like that. I ain't never had the writer at the beginning of anything and that really big dog.

[Langston]

You just wrote a bunch of things, man.

[Mexico]

I know, but I'm just saying, like, I never had credit for things.

[Langston]

Come on, man.

[Mexico]

Started off great, you know what I mean?

[David]

Let it out. It's okay.

[Langston]

We couldn't be more excited you're here and proud.

[Mexico]

I appreciate that, y'.

[Langston]

All. You came to us with a conspiracy that when we heard it, we were ready.

[David]

We were ready to go.

[Langston]

Fuck it.

[David]

Yeah.

[Mexico]

So you guys understand the truth and the goddamn sentiment of what I'm saying?

[David]

Well, I would like to get into it.

[Langston]

Let's tell them. Let's tell the people. And then you tell us everything you know. You said, my mama told me pigeons are surveillance cameras.

[Mexico]

They are surveillance cameras in the hood. In hood adjacent environments as well, you know what I mean? Major cities, downtown areas, we're homeless, usually infested and things of that nature. Yeah, I do believe that they really are, you know what I mean? They're cameras that sit here. They watch, they surveillance, they hear. They keep the eye to the streets for the government, you know what I mean?

[Langston]

Okay. Yeah. Okay. I have so many.

[David]

That's why there's no babies.

[Mexico]

I've never seen a motherfucking baby pigeon. Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?

[David]

Don't even know what it looks like. Come on.

[Mexico]

Why are they not scared of niggas? There's no animal. If you walk that close to a dog, it is going to flinch. It's going to. Not a pigeon be looking at you like, sup, Nick? I tear the neck.

[David]

I scare the shit out of doves. And genetically, they're the same thing.

[Mexico]

They are.

[David]

That's the difference.

[Langston]

You're saying that doves do exist? Yes. But pigeons do not.

[David]

Doves are real. The pigeons, they made us think that.

[Mexico]

They were a derivative of first off. And doves are also, I don't think, in the wild either. They are also. Aren't these all, like, weddings Is where I. Not manufactured. I don't want to say they're manufactured birds, but they almost manufactured. They're like tilapia.

[David]

You know what I mean?

[Mexico]

Oh, no, them niggas is like tilapia, nigga. Them niggas ain't.

[Langston]

I think there certainly is an argument that, like, even when you see, like, pigeons in the wild, they don't look like city pigeons. It's like a different fucking species. City pigeon is its own thing.

[Mexico]

Exactly.

[Langston]

For sure.

[Mexico]

Exactly.

[Langston]

Now, my question is, when you say that they're not real, they are the tilapia of the sky, as you're putting it. Are you suggesting that pigeons were never real?

[David]

I think they were real. I do think they were, because they used to have pigeon races.

[Mexico]

I don't know if they.

[David]

Yeah, they used to.

[Mexico]

This is my thing.

[David]

Pigeons are smart. They used to have pigeon races.

[Mexico]

Well, you remember they used to have pigeon carriers. And this is what makes me think that they're not real.

[Langston]

Yeah.

[Mexico]

Because the fact that pigeons used to be able to carry a message from a nigga they'd never seen from another nigga, just like, hey, go take this message to whoever the fuck in the world. Come on, man. That was emails, nigga. They were emails. It is government traced government track messages, brother.

[Langston]

Wow.

[Mexico]

They were emails. Them pigeons were pulling over, and they was stopping. Government was reading whatever the fuck message you sent out. They was like, oh, this nigga sweet on a hoe that belong to somebody else. And they send the pigeon and they let you. But they were definitely taking a lot.

[Langston]

In me not to say pee males, but I hear you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mexico]

There you go.

[David]

You still let it out there.

[Langston]

I had to let people know.

[Mexico]

And one time, I would say about 2012, I took a LSD trip. And then I started thinking that Mike Tyson is the one that's leasing these pigeons to the government. Whoa. Mike Tyson may be the only pigeon farm in America now. I think that there's other niggas. Like, he's like, the. Mike Tyson is technically like the Illuminati of the pigeon detail given to the government here in America.

[Langston]

Oh, that. Like, he was assigned a job in the Illuminati.

[Mexico]

Correct.

[Langston]

And he is like Ben Carson is.

[Mexico]

He raises. He raises up the pigeons. But that's the reason why the pigeons. He raises them up. He talks to them.

[Langston]

Whoa.

[Mexico]

You know what I mean?

[Langston]

Okay, so you're saying pigeons you believe were real. You're saying the exact opposite. You're saying they were never real. They were completely fabricated from the beginning.

[Mexico]

I mean, do I think that they are. They are a living organism.

[Langston]

Sure.

[Mexico]

You get what I'm saying? But do I think that they're bred and they like, they have. Like I said, I've never seen a mama pigeon with a flock of birds. I've never seen a pregnant pigeon.

[Langston]

That's real.

[David]

That's true too.

[Mexico]

So, like, you know what I mean? So I just.

[Langston]

I wouldn't know how to identify it.

[Mexico]

You didn't see pregnant birds before. I'll be golfing this. So I'll be seeing pregnant swans and you know what I mean? I'll be seeing the daddy lagging mad and he going, yeah, you see? You see that? I've seen that.

[David]

I've seen a light skinned pigeon though.

[Mexico]

Yeah, the red ones, yeah, they exist.

[David]

Is that different? Is that a different level of government?

[Mexico]

I don't think so. I think. You know what I mean? I think all agents come in different. You know what I mean? There could be albino snitches, you know what I mean? There could be albino informants.

[Langston]

There shouldn't be albino snitches. If I can say anything, that's the last place.

[Mexico]

You know what's so funny? That's what the government says too. They said this is gonna be the last person they think as an informant. This light.

[David]

Not Jim.

[Langston]

Jim seems like a bad setup.

[Mexico]

Blood vessels is light skinned because albino.

[Langston]

People, they have bad vision and shit.

[David]

Do they have worse vision?

[Langston]

Yeah, they have worse vision because the retinas can't like refract light the same way that ours can.

[Mexico]

It's a disability.

[Langston]

Yeah, no, it's.

[David]

I've only.

[Mexico]

I dated a albino girl and she really had a handicap sticker.

[Langston]

So when did you first hear about. Was this of your own conception or was this something you heard about somewhere and from whom?

[Mexico]

I heard about it like, I used to date this white girl in high school, Albano. She wasn't out behind.

[Langston]

Sorry, sorry that happened.

[Mexico]

I know ass was fat, so she was one of a kind in the white world. A rare bird in the white world that we're poking. Anyway, she had a brother that was really like lost. Yeah. And he just used to always. He had a conspiracy theory about everything, right. And I never, you know, everything. He used to say, just one ear out the other, one ear out the other. But we was just. He was with me one Time we were just in a bad side of town. And he was like, you notice we don't have pigeons where me and Jessica live. Why are the pigeons always over here? He was like, look at how they move. And their next tweak. He was like, they have a computer system in them.

[Langston]

Holy shit.

[Mexico]

And I started listening and I was like. I said, this makes sense. And I kind of just. I kind of just built. I went with his hypothesis. Cause he can't listen to everything clearly. He went off on the deep end eventually, but it was.

[Langston]

You were already acknowledging he was in a bad way.

[Mexico]

Yeah, he was in bad. It doesn't matter.

[David]

You don't know what you are doing in the car. But it feel as though it could.

[Mexico]

Have still has like, you know, certain glimpses of clearness, you know, clarity to where they still say real.

[Langston]

That's sure.

[Mexico]

You just gotta. You gotta decipher what's the real and what the nut saying and what's not. Right.

[Langston]

Yeah.

[Mexico]

And then after he went off and called 98% of in the hood informants, and that's why everybody go to jail, I said, okay, okay, it's a little bit too deep.

[Langston]

You're losing sight of things.

[Mexico]

But the beginning, you was right. I see that. I could see that. And especially in Atlanta, like Atlanta, you don't see pigeons. La. There's a little bit more maybe, but not even really. They're still like downtown, mainly Atlanta. You don't see pigeons nowhere but downtown. Like if you go. Or unless you go to like the hood, like I said, you go deep into the southwest or you like, why are there pigeons over here? Nigga, these niggas don't fly. How the fuck did they get here? They did not get on 285 and come down. There's no way they did this. So how the fuck are they here from downtown if they dropped off? I always used to think maybe they dropped them off in downtowns.

[Langston]

Oh, like, like.

[Mexico]

Maybe pigeons was just like a downtown. Like a koi fish. Like bird rocks, scooters. Yeah, they were koi fishing downtown. How many pigeons you ever seen squish too? I ain't never seen a dead pigeon.

[David]

That's.

[Mexico]

That's an interesting. As much as I was a bad kid, as much as I was a bad kid, we used to chase pigeons. Nigga, I could never catch one enough to put my foot on the back of one neck and explode it. You know why? Because it was short circuit. My foot would blow off, they would out that that little pigeon was a fucking A cyber truck. You know what I mean?

[Langston]

You know what this is called?

[David]

Bad kids do kill all kinds of animals, right?

[Mexico]

That's true. Bad kills kids.

[David]

Kill cats, they kill dogs, they kill frog. Kill the shit out of frogs.

[Mexico]

Nigga, we done caught squirrels.

[David]

See?

[Mexico]

So how the fuck we can't catch a pigeon?

[Langston]

Yeah, squirrels should be harder than pigeons.

[Mexico]

They're definitely hard.

[David]

I never heard of a bad kid killing a pigeon. That's a very good point.

[Mexico]

Come on, man. I come with. Come on.

[Langston]

Okay, so this troubled young man puts this in your ear, you run with it, and now you've made it all the way up to. There's an entire conspiracy. There's an entire pigeon set of the Illuminati.

[Mexico]

Yeah.

[Langston]

Now, here's my question, and maybe this is a good question before we go into break. My question is, is there anything we can do about this? Do you feel like this is just the way of the game?

[Mexico]

I think that niggas should just be more. I'm telling niggas to be more cautious around said pigeons. You know what I mean? Love to watch out for the chicken heads, the birds. That's what we call the bitches, if you ain't know. But you gotta watch out for the pee.

[Langston]

David didn't know.

[David]

I knew it.

[Mexico]

I knew it. Both of you kept men as well as I. Baby, I love you, but I just a little bit cooler than anything.

[Langston]

Look like this.

[Mexico]

Yeah.

[Langston]

They sit like this.

[Mexico]

Yeah. These niggas got a podcast. Yeah. Niggas want to watch out for the chicken heads and the birds. Nigga, watch out for the pigeons. I'm just saying, always keep your eye on. Keep your head on the swivel.

[Langston]

Keep your head on the swip.

[Mexico]

You know what I mean? I don't think there's nothing you can do, and I definitely don't. I don't recommend you trying to go grab pigeons and try to turn them.

[Langston]

Yeah.

[Mexico]

Cause again, the way your iPhone knows your. You know what I mean? They got. I think they got face recognition in them.

[Langston]

Yeah.

[David]

Pigeons.

[Mexico]

Yes. Nigga, you will get locked up for doing something to a peace officer. It's an officer destruction. Something. Nigga, they gonna. Obstruction of the law. They gonna hit you with something.

[Langston]

You think this is the K10 unit? This is the.

[Mexico]

I'm just saying. And like I said, that was very.

[David]

That was a good joke.

[Langston]

And, like, that's okay.

[David]

I didn't give up. No, it was good.

[Langston]

No, no, no. You all made a choice, all right?

[Mexico]

I didn't even hear it. It got presented Sometimes when you on your head and you talking, you're not hearing what.

[Langston]

Fellas, I'm not mad about it, but I'm not gonna defend it. It bombed and we have to accept it as it is.

[Mexico]

I get that. I get that. You wanna talk about how you was late? Two darkies. Two darkies beat this to the studio early as hell. Jesus Christ.

[Langston]

I have chilled.

[Mexico]

This nigga came late with a cashmere sweater on.

[Langston]

I. I work hard, folks.

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[Mexico]

Said I have children. It is the weekend.

[Langston]

Yeah, that's the hardest part of you right there, right?

[Mexico]

Touche. I said it out loud and I was like, God damn it. They're not.

[Langston]

Saves everything.

[Mexico]

Yeah, you're right. With them, I was like, that is exactly when you're supposed to. When you're on duty. So you are excused.

[Langston]

All right, well, we need to take.

[Mexico]

A break, I think.

[Langston]

Yeah, let's take a break. When we come back, we're gonna keep talking about.

[Mexico]

We're not done with the pigeons.

[Langston]

No, we're keeping talking about we get.

[Mexico]

A little bit more drunk. Remind them that I want to bring the pigeon from hey, Arnold. And then we'll get back. Oh, that's great.

[David]

That's a great.

[Langston]

I like that you're telling us to remind them as if I'm about to get drunk. Remind them.

[Mexico]

Oh, I'm gonna get drunk and I'm not gonna remember when I get back.

[Langston]

I got you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're gonna take a break. We'll be back with More Mexico More. My mama told me. What happened to her.

[David]

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[Langston]

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[David]

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[David]

We're back. So Rich. Everybody in here rich.

[Mexico]

Talking about how we going get the next PJ.

[David]

Come on PJ. PJ, PJ.

[Langston]

We ain't even going to fly together.

[David]

Three different PJs, same destination.

[Mexico]

I'm talking about like, like the Air Force. Like we doing a, a a air show. We going to have the PJs flipping doing loops. Come on in the air as we do angels.

[David]

That's my PJ.

[Mexico]

As we just go to Vegas. 12 minute PJ.

[Langston]

We've been talking through a move called the Eiffel Tower. It's nasty like you think it is. We are still talking about the possibility that pigeons are surveilling.

[Mexico]

Possibility. The possibility they are.

[Langston]

Let me present the probability. The probability?

[Mexico]

Fuck you talking about? Before we.

[Langston]

Actually, this is better. Before we get into some of the research that I found, I'd love to tee you up to remind you of you. There was a pigeon man.

[Mexico]

Oh, pigeon man. From. Hey Arnold.

[Langston]

Hey Arnold. That you have thoughts on?

[Mexico]

I do. I mean did you guys used to watch hey arm.

[David]

Of course.

[Mexico]

You remember how alone and fucking secluded this man was? Yeah. You know why? He worked for the government man.

[David]

Okay, can I tack onto that the Pigeon Woman from Home Alone 2.

[Mexico]

Oh, okay.

[David]

It's the same thing. Social outcast, a pariah of sorts. Left to the park to deal with her informants. Come to me, my children.

[Langston]

It also. And this helps her stepping up and saving the day right at the end of that film makes a lot more sense if she's a government operative and.

[David]

If she's surveilling the whole scene.

[Langston]

Yeah, she knew at the exact moment when to step in. Come on, man. It's an odd coincidence we got the.

[Mexico]

Movie from pigeon views. You understand Those were pigeon camera angles.

[Langston]

Whoa. You're saying that's why it's a great film?

[Mexico]

Come on. It's technically a documentary.

[Langston]

There's a young white man named Kevin McAllister that still don't get a family. Still waiting for his mother to come home.

[Mexico]

Hello. Talk to these niggas, man.

[Langston]

The aftershave don't even burn him no more. Cause he old as hell.

[David]

I like all this. I'm for it.

[Langston]

Let me throw some facts your way. Unless. Well. Nah, hold on.

[Mexico]

Wait a minute. Let me.

[Langston]

Be careful.

[Mexico]

This nigga wrote his shit MLA format. No, no, no.

[Langston]

This is a screenshot, actually.

[Mexico]

Okay, okay.

[Langston]

This is not me.

[Mexico]

Okay, Cool, cool.

[Langston]

But you're gonna like this. This is a screenshot from a website that I found called Pigeons Are. What is it? Pigeons.

[Mexico]

Pigeons are not real.

[Langston]

That's what it is.

[David]

Okay.

[Mexico]

Pigeons are not real. On IU, on I. It's UK.

[Langston]

Pigeons are not real.co.uk that's right.

[Mexico]

I'll be on there.

[Langston]

Come on. I'll be on there.

[Mexico]

I probably wrote this. He about to read. Dumbass. Go ahead, read it.

[Langston]

One of the things that it says is that the pigeons, the reason that they're always walking is because they are surveillance cameras. That the reason we don't see them fly is because they haven't yet figured out a way for the flight to balance out like the type of close ups they need on the information that they're gathering. And so they're walking. And the reason they're bobbing their heads as they walk, unlike they claim other birds. Any other birds. Yeah, they're getting roamed.

[David]

Showbiz talk.

[Mexico]

Come on.

[David]

That's how you get on the pj.

[Langston]

The reason they're bobbing their heads is almost like a balancing focusing for the cameras in their little pigeon brains.

[David]

Are we okay? So we're speaking. I was thinking this was a specifically audio situation.

[Langston]

No, no, no, no, no.

[David]

Oh, no.

[Mexico]

It's cameras.

[Langston]

And in fact, Mexico. You sent me a Picture before this started.

[Mexico]

Make sure we post that up so.

[Langston]

That we're gonna make sure that everybody can see this.

[David]

Mexico sent the graphic.

[Langston]

Can I specific graphic explaining exactly where all the technology lives inside of the pigeon.

[Mexico]

It's really easy.

[Langston]

So you'll see the microphone near there.

[David]

The neck has to do that inductive charging coil.

[Langston]

Yeah. Lot of technological advancements buried deep in our pigeons.

[David]

I like all this. My only question is surrounding Doo Doo. Pigeons poop a lot.

[Langston]

Yeah.

[David]

What is that?

[Langston]

So you seem to be in deep thought about it. I was trying to think I could tell you what the website.

[Mexico]

Come on let me know.

[David]

Oh the UK website.

[Langston]

The UK website. Pigeons aren't real website co.uk. what pigeons aren't real cool UK would tell us is that because they address it in one of their. Their articles they say that the pigeons. It's stupid for us to think that if you smash a pigeon it's just going to be a bunch of wires and that this is a bio engineered.

[Mexico]

That's what I said. It's still a living organism.

[Langston]

It's a living organism.

[David]

It's in harmony with the pigeon. Yeah.

[Langston]

We're talking it still has Android type.

[Mexico]

You got to think pigeons do still eat stuff stuff. So they still have to do process. They do have to still have her. You know what I mean?

[David]

Or they got the cloaca and it's.

[Mexico]

A cyborg congestion system to be able to God. And they got a out if you throw a frown like they'll eat People love it. Them will eat a burger out your hand.

[Langston]

Yeah.

[Mexico]

Yeah.

[Langston]

They love trash look you did cyborg still have to dookie.

[Mexico]

I think I mean have you watched the new Megan Fox movie Was the robot. Was she duking?

[Langston]

I don't know.

[Mexico]

I didn't watch the movie.

[Langston]

No.

[David]

I. I'm really against robots.

[Mexico]

Yeah, me too. Yeah.

[Langston]

Whoa.

[David]

Super anti.

[Langston]

I knew your feelings on it. I'm surprised you're anti robot.

[Mexico]

I'm not really that much of a sexual person to be honest.

[Langston]

Whoa.

[David]

I did not see that coming.

[Mexico]

So.

[Langston]

I'll just be prayed up.

[Mexico]

I mean I don't fucking is like you know it's like claiming territory. Like I do it just you know usually to get a. You know. But I just. I'm not really like it's not.

[Langston]

It's not your dog.

[David]

It's supposed to drive you.

[Mexico]

Yeah. Like that's why I always have a girlfriend. Cause I love to have a girlfriend to deal with one person's sexual desire. But like when I'm a Hoe. It never works. Well, that's true.

[David]

I think of many even great hoes.

[Mexico]

Well, but they enjoy it. I don't enjoy it. Like, you know what I mean? Like, when we go out and get drunk, niggas be like, where the hoes at? I'm like, do they have cocaine? Cause I don't. I don't.

[Langston]

What are they adding?

[Mexico]

The hoes are gonna come and drink as much as. What are we doing? Are you leaving? I don't mind if the hoes come. Are we replacing some of the homies with hoes you're taking away from the things that are making me happy right now?

[David]

Quality time.

[Mexico]

Yeah, Yeah. I don't.

[David]

That's fair.

[Mexico]

I was a. I was a big hoe, and I think that's what slowed.

[David]

Oh, you ran. You ran.

[Mexico]

Yeah, yeah.

[Langston]

I'm like.

[Mexico]

I'm in my 30s now. You start realizing hoes really do they. They drag down your energy. Like, it's a whole bunch of things that go with people. And I just rather know a before. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fair.

[Langston]

Damn.

[Mexico]

So what was.

[Langston]

We have never been spoken.

[Mexico]

No, it's true. You know. Take a long time now, I ain't gonna lie. Hey, don't get me wrong. I was sick. I was sick. I had it. And I'm only a recovering addict. So if a bad come in here right now and the size she want.

[Langston]

I'm 112 days sober.

[Mexico]

I didn't say I wasn't gonna see. I'm a c. Now, after we. She just may not be able to get everything and think that I'm spooked, and. You know what I mean? I just. It don't work that way with me.

[Langston]

Here's the other piece of information I'll throw your way.

[Mexico]

Okay.

[Langston]

Again, the website is very supportive of what you're suggesting, but the other thing that they mention that I think is really interesting is they say that the pigeons aren't just for camera surveillance, that they are, in fact, also for interrupting or disrupting, like, cyber connections, WI fi, and, like, all sorts of, like, other technologies that, like, oh, if we place a pigeon outside of this window, we can cut down their communication in and out. We can control what they're seeing as a public via this pigeon and their sort of like, antenna connection to satellites and shit.

[Mexico]

True.

[David]

Okay. Very true.

[Mexico]

Believe it.

[David]

Yeah. That's good enough for me.

[Mexico]

This is the funniest thing, is, I'm just telling you that, look, pigeons are government. They're a higher authorities thing. I didn't say they were American government.

[David]

That's my question.

[Mexico]

They could be Chinese spies, they could be kgb. I don't know who they are, but I know that they're not. They are surveilling. That's what I do know.

[David]

It feels like a worldwide conspiracy. It feels less American government.

[Mexico]

Yeah, you say uk said it.

[David]

Yeah, exactly. It feels more New World Order, if I may. You know what I mean? It feels more sinister than just American government.

[Mexico]

Yeah, you gotta understand where that word pigeonhole came from. We not gonna realize it till 2076.

[David]

Pigeon pussy.

[Mexico]

When we pigeonholed, that's what martial law is. They was bringing it on slowly.

[David]

You're throwing a lot of terms out.

[Mexico]

You niggas have been pigeonholed. What does that.

[Langston]

Does. All of this though does get me thinking about what? Because we've never seen the pigeons actually like hold someone accountable, right? Like they're not. At least not how they're reporting it yet.

[David]

You mean in the way that like we're never like, oh, so and so was brought down by pigeons by pigeon footage.

[Mexico]

But they're never gonna do that.

[Langston]

No.

[Mexico]

And so I mean, that's how Luigi, how they got Luigi? You think an old hoe was sitting in McDonald's and was like, that's that boy that I seen.

[Langston]

Oh, you're saying.

[Mexico]

You know what I'm saying. They said that an old lady recognized him. I think it was either also. That's different. I also think that they got cameras in those self serve things at all the fast food restaurants.

[Langston]

Well, see, I think, I think that's what makes this fascinating. Right? Is that they've found ways to hide cameras in so many things now. Like fucking refrigerators have cameras now there's no reason for it, but they just have cameras.

[Mexico]

Apple just settled out of 95 million. I did see that for Siri listening in on our phones.

[Langston]

Yeah. And so in that way which we.

[Mexico]

Knew that like how else could the hear us if we say, hey Siri, come on.

[Langston]

She pops up.

[Mexico]

Crazy Americans are stupid. As they're listening into her, you could scream, hey Siri. And the go, what's up? She wasn't sleep.

[Langston]

You talking to me?

[David]

And it's always when you're talking about like making bombs or some, all of.

[Mexico]

A sudden she's like, what was. Everyone always thinks it's a. David, are you okay? Right? It's never a coincidence. You were talking to your grandma about a sweater and then that shit, that big ass cashmere shit come up on Macy's app, on your Instagram Nigga the phone been listening, right?

[Langston]

Yeah, but this gets me thinking. Because of all of that us at least not getting explicit explicitly them saying, hey, this is pigeon footage. But they have all these other ways of looking at it.

[David]

It.

[Langston]

Then it has to be something more elevated than just the US government, right? If that is how they took down Luigi, they're not. They didn't take down it like that's.

[Mexico]

Invading our privacy rights and our freedom and the whole.

[David]

And they don't want us to know that the conspiracy is doing it.

[Mexico]

So they can't say that.

[Langston]

But I mean, but they can because they do it with so many other things, right? Is they. They do acknowledge, like, hey, Elon Musk has the most drones in the sky than have ever existed. You know what I mean? Like, he is king of drones in the sky. So much so that everybody is just like, well, can I use one of your satellites?

[Mexico]

That's why they were trying out New Jersey first. To see if anybody requested or said anything about them six foot ass coffins they talking about. Oh, they do see them shits like, yes, nigga, we see them. Cause like you said, the pigeons can't fly yet. They can't make something small enough. They can fly. So they was like, we just gotta put a fucking spaceship. Yeah, we gotta see if we can pick his house.

[Langston]

I think they could tell us. I think they. They are just not ready for us to know that technology exists yet. You know what I mean? I think our brains could not process what it means for this bird that we thought existed this whole time to suddenly not exist.

[Mexico]

Elon just made slaves. He dropped like last quarter. What, $24,000 slave ass robots. You can tell them to destruct. I was watching Ka. I was like, why would he make. And you know, he was like trying to make his break itself. I was like, this is. Which is also.

[David]

Don't trust the robots.

[Langston]

Please.

[Mexico]

You can't.

[Langston]

No, please, please.

[Mexico]

Sitting around. That's what I'm saying. Like you're sitting around there, Kai. You think this is funny? On a live stream trying to tell a $25,000.

[David]

I'm trying to tell kids that robots are okay. That's the point.

[Mexico]

Imagine if the robot just was like, nigga, no, because. Did you just hear about Chat GPT? They.

[David]

They made it.

[Mexico]

They made a new chat GPT and the new chat, the old one found out that they made a new one, copied its own fucking like it tried to recreate itself and then told them it was off. Whoa.

[Langston]

They got jealous.

[Mexico]

It just didn't Want to die. They thought that they were going to discontinue it because they had a new one. It found out about the new one and was like, no, you can't. Don't discontinue. Like, all right.

[Langston]

I can't stop.

[David]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mexico]

Chad GPT said I'm dead.

[Langston]

They gone.

[Mexico]

But that's scary, mama. I can't go to school. I'm sick, right? But that's scary. And Kai's sitting in there trying to tell a $25,000 robo to self destruct. Like, nigga, now imagine the robot looked at you and was like, how about you self destruct and punch your head.

[David]

Clean off your ass? That's what's about to happen. That's literally my biggest.

[Mexico]

You go tell the nigga to go to sleep. You gonna say, nigga, you go to sleep, bro.

[David]

You bought that shit. Cause you don't wanna have to shovel the walkway anymore or some shit. And then it turns on you. That's what's gonna happen. That's why you shouldn't be fucking them. People are gonna fall in love. That's true. It's gonna be.

[Mexico]

He's not wrong.

[David]

I've been saying this for years.

[Mexico]

It's gonna be a nigga.

[David]

You think they're gonna make it as good as real pussy?

[Langston]

No, they're gonna make it phenomenal.

[Mexico]

It's gonna be better.

[David]

That's a rap.

[Mexico]

Oh, it's gonna be better.

[David]

And it doesn't even have to be. It's gonna think about the third world. That shit has to be 60% as good as real pussy.

[Mexico]

Yeah.

[David]

You put no effort in and we're done. It's over.

[Mexico]

You just make it. Make it rejuvenate itself. Nigga, it's already.

[Langston]

Every one of us. Us can eat out of a gas station. You know what I mean? Like, there's not a person out here that can't have a. Yeah, we take.

[David]

Keto off the roller.

[Langston]

Yeah. So you don't need it to be the best. No, we've all settled for not the best at all.

[Mexico]

Yeah, I'm scared of robots.

[Langston]

I don't even know what the best is, frankly.

[Mexico]

I don't want that. I couldn't hook up these to a soundboard so we could record on these. I don't. I don't want no. Yeah, yeah. You and you just sitting there like, hey, Siri cut off. Yeah.

[David]

And that's it.

[Mexico]

And you think. You think you the genius, bro.

[David]

And think about the shit you're telling the robot you're do you tell this robot all kinds of shit? If you're nutting in it, they already made up.

[Mexico]

You remember the. Where Siri fell in love with the nigga? There's a movie? Yeah, she fell in love.

[Langston]

Joaquin Phoenix. Yeah.

[Mexico]

Oh, is that who. I don't remember. I just remember the. I just remember the. The substance of the movie. Like.

[Langston]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mexico]

And he couldn't. Like, this was ruining his life.

[Langston]

Yeah. No, he. He was losing everything real, like, over the. Over Scarlet Jo's voice.

[Mexico]

Oh, my.

[David]

Over her voice.

[Langston]

Yeah. Like had fully fell in love with it. Yeah. It's terrifying. It is the.

[David]

On r. On Reddit, there's these boys falling in love. In love with the AI Girlfriends. Yeah, they have stories.

[Mexico]

That's what I'm saying. So, like, think about this. Like you said, like, nigga fall in love with robot pussy, and then now we got double double agents against the human race is crazy. Yeah, Like a nigga that's helping. Because a robot, a robot woman is only gonna be 8 million gajillion times smarter than a regular woman.

[Langston]

Right?

[Mexico]

They gonna learn. All right, so niggas run everything. Or well, they think they run everything. And so this is what we do. This is how we manipulate them. Six robot pussies fall in love with niggas that run the world. Trump Putin all over the world too. Like, think about it. Robot pussy can do everything. Robot pussy ain't stopped from being in one place. Robot could take over America and the kgb, China. Like, it could just go everywhere.

[Langston]

Yeah, it's gonna be, hey, let's make.

[Mexico]

Let's make Kim Jong Un fall in love with their robot pussy. How are we gonna do that? I'll short circuit one of his toasters. Have it order. Have it Amazon order.

[David]

Bro, you finished? And it got a Pop Tart inside of it.

[Mexico]

I'm not gonna lie. Look, you just made nigga shit jump. That's why I just ain't say, and.

[David]

You'Re not even sexual. He's not even sexual.

[Langston]

That's what happened.

[Mexico]

You had food about.

[Langston]

This man is basically a monk.

[Mexico]

That's what happened. Nigga put a Pop Tart behind some pussy. I said, hold on. Wait a minute.

[Langston]

No, that's crazy.

[David]

No, it's fucked up.

[Langston]

It's, it's, it's.

[David]

Do I know what we're talking about anymore? Not really.

[Langston]

No.

[Mexico]

Pigeons and everything at this point.

[David]

When are we going to bring up pigeon toed people?

[Langston]

Now's a good time.

[David]

No, I didn't have anything else.

[Mexico]

Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm Sorry. Now's a good. No, no. Sleep on it. Sleep on it.

[Langston]

I think it's unfortunate and I pray for our brothers and sisters who experience that.

[Mexico]

But them, the ones that walk on their tippy toes, right?

[David]

No, that's when their shit's.

[Mexico]

Their shit's a little in. Yeah, that shit cute on a girl.

[Langston]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mexico]

The way they thighs and sit.

[Langston]

What about on a fella? You like seeing your boys?

[Mexico]

You need to wear big pants. Like I don't like when your thighs big thighs and be like scrunching.

[David]

I'm not talking pid toes.

[Mexico]

Oh, just where the toes go.

[David]

Just where the toes.

[Langston]

Yeah, it's like a. I don't think.

[Mexico]

I've never noticed it on. Oh actually when I was a kid, you pigeon toe used to be the fastest every that used to run fast.

[Langston]

Used to that wind at an angle.

[Mexico]

I don't know what it was.

[David]

It's a.

[Mexico]

Oh my God. You right the aerodynamic.

[Langston]

It's like a snake aerodynamic.

[Mexico]

The fe aerodynamic and that. Right.

[Langston]

Like a hover crab.

[Mexico]

You not wrong.

[Langston]

We need to take one more break.

[David]

Okay.

[Langston]

And when we come back, I have a few more pieces of I guess evidence that I'd love to hear you unpack. All right. More Mexico. More. My mama told me. What happened to her.

[David]

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[Langston]

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[David]

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[David]

She pulls out her breasts and she's juggling them look like she about to fall over. Then she bends over and pulls down her pennies. Spreads her cheeks. I'm not lying, I'm telling what's on the video. Spreads her cheeks. This is madness. And then she makes you a pop tart. What are you gonna do?

[Mexico]

Oh God.

[David]

What are you gonna do? Oh who are you?

[Mexico]

What are you gonna do? She even gotta really spread the cheeks. You get the robot pigeon toad. Come on now.

[David]

You know they're going to make calls.

[Mexico]

You get the robot pigeon toe. She coming up cheeks. Oh okay, let me stop.

[Langston]

All right man.

[David]

Because it's crazy because the pigeon toe is going to be discounted at first.

[Langston]

Yep. They're going to say they're not going.

[David]

To realize what they're doing because they're.

[Langston]

Going to say these are obviously defective.

[Mexico]

Cuz he not going to walk that well.

[David]

You're going to be able to get a thick.

[Langston]

He's going to stumble.

[David]

You're going to be able to get a thick pigeon toed robot for 200.

[Langston]

Yeah. Yeah.

[David]

Then get him for Christmas. Christmas.

[Langston]

And somebody would be like damn he got a vintage. Yeah, I paid eight grand for mine.

[Mexico]

This is the thing. I'm not gonna be with robots for at least five years because that's when the price gonna drop. You could get it cheap because that's like the. When the Teslas first came out and they did the self driving. Remember they was charging 15 grand for that?

[Langston]

Yeah.

[Mexico]

Now that just a free update when you get a Tesla out of here. I'm not gonna do that. So I'm wait till them and then by the time five Years. The pussy pocket's gonna have the same technology. I don't need the whole.

[Langston]

You want it to be like weed in la?

[David]

Wait, you think. You don't need the whole. You just want the pussy.

[Mexico]

I just want the. The butt. Maybe give me the butt. Maybe give me the butt torso part.

[Langston]

No, you're being crazy.

[David]

You got it. I think you got it.

[Langston]

You gotta take the whole body.

[David]

Yeah.

[Langston]

You don't get to. You know.

[Mexico]

I don't want.

[Langston]

No, what you're asking for already exists.

[David]

Yeah, they got that. It's upsetting.

[Mexico]

Damn. You kind of right.

[Langston]

That exists. You could have that.

[Mexico]

Maybe you be a bitch with legs. Cut the bitch off.

[Advertiser]

Right?

[David]

Just stop at the belly button.

[Mexico]

I think I can fuck because I'm scared. A robot. First of all, a robot that's the size of a. That means that she's gonna weigh twice as much as me.

[David]

Yeah, she's so strong.

[Mexico]

Yeah. With the circuit boards and everything they got inside the bitch. She gonna be twice my weight.

[Langston]

Right.

[Mexico]

I can't have that around here.

[Langston]

No, that's strong.

[Mexico]

Cause like you said, like, what if she's short circuit? Why you or something? She's short circuit. Wrap her arms around you.

[David]

Just start squeezing you and squeezing you and squeez squeezing.

[Mexico]

Now you done got bow and constricted to death. Butt, ass, naked. Wow. Nothing inside the robot. So they like. Well, technically it was.

[Langston]

And you got to go out this world knowing that's what you're.

[Mexico]

Your family can't even sue the robot company. Your family can't sue the robot company because you nutted inside of her while she was like, that's what he want.

[David]

They can still sue if you're not inside. I think.

[Mexico]

And you die and it. And it all your ribcage.

[David]

That is what I think.

[Mexico]

Right.

[Langston]

That's not what the government's going to do at all.

[Mexico]

When they got ruled by lawyers.

[David]

You're yo, yo, it's a robot sex crime. We will try it with our lawyers in our court.

[Mexico]

Everything that was ever read, your honor.

[Langston]

Bro, I do not feel my cl.

[Mexico]

Have you ever seen the movie in 1946 and it was movie I don't like. What the is that?

[Langston]

I declare your honor.

[Mexico]

Give me a second.

[Langston]

Your honor.

[Mexico]

I'll pull up. I'll pull up the exact scenes.

[David]

Yo, I love that. A robot's just doing the robot.

[Mexico]

Right.

[Langston]

That's what make him a good lawyer.

[Mexico]

Right.

[Langston]

He's still hitting that shit even while you're making a good argument. Wouldn't that be a good Lawyer.

[Mexico]

She ain't gotta put no. She ain't gotta put no evidence and witness. I mean, no evidence in. During the court case, because she could just be like. Your Honor, it technically wasn't evidence. I just found it right now.

[Langston]

Yeah, you just made it up.

[Mexico]

Yeah. You don't gotta submit no evidence. Like, your lawyer don't got shit. He's just out there like. Your Honor, object.

[Langston]

I didn't see that before.

[Mexico]

I didn't see that movie. You honestly.

[David]

Oh, man. This country's going to hell.

[Langston]

No, it's bad, man. The robots, I think we all agree, is a massive mistake. Here's what I'll tell you is 100% true and not just rooted in this, let's say, subjective website. Is that fair?

[Mexico]

We'll say subjective.

[Langston]

They're certainly not giving a lot of evidence other than sort of, like, their position.

[Mexico]

Yeah, they didn't dissect the pigeon. That's what I've been waiting. I'm not gonna lie. I take on there every week. You got someone cut? Man, I just wait till I see, like, a pigeon.

[Langston]

There's no. Yeah, there's no, like, definitive proof on what they're saying.

[Mexico]

They need to get with me because at this point, I could have got a pigeon and we could have inserted. We could just, like, cut open a pigeon. We can make it look like.

[Langston]

I respect that you're. You're willing to do it, but you need. You need to be doing it for a commitment. You're not just doing it for listening.

[Mexico]

I'm trying to goddamn convince niggas.

[David]

Yeah.

[Mexico]

Even if it ain't true.

[Langston]

Right.

[Mexico]

I said it.

[Langston]

So this can't just be a thing you did at home.

[Mexico]

Why would I do it?

[Langston]

Yeah, I got you.

[Mexico]

That's fair.

[Langston]

Here's what I'll tell you is true, is that there objectively are birds that they use for as, like, robots, crows.

[Mexico]

And most of them bitches got 15,000 crows on Instagram.

[Langston]

It's not just crows, and it's not just bitches on Instagram. It's. There are birds that they design to mimic the flights of birds.

[Mexico]

Oh, yeah, I've seen those. But you could tell, like, if you ever. I went bird hunting and shit. And to be honest, you can. I've never seen one, like, flying, but, like, if you watch the flight pattern of it, you can almost tell, like, that's not.

[David]

So they're geese or. What kind are you talking about? Pheasants.

[Langston]

They say that it's pigeons, but it's all kinds of things.

[David]

But like, what kind of bird hunting were you.

[Mexico]

Oh, when I went, yeah, pheasants.

[Langston]

But they.

[David]

I just always wanted to do that.

[Langston]

They're not necessarily saying they're, like, building one chicken and then putting it in the coop. They're saying they're building, like, tons of these bird. Bird like robots, and then they fly them. But they're not saying for surveillance. They're saying they're flying them to be able to study the flight patterns of the animals. That, like, this is how they figure out how birds are able to fly without tail, wings, and how they balance, given their weights and body shapes.

[David]

Do we need to know that?

[Mexico]

They don't, and that's why they're lying to us. You know what they need to know? They need to know what? They need to know how much crack Lil Pookie is moving. Goddamn. On the east side of Atlanta. They don't give a fuck, but that's what they got to tell us. Yeah. Yeah. Took away. You can see, because I've also seen videos like that on YouTube where be like, that's not a bird. And they'll be recording it, like, in a. In like, maybe a high rise, like in downtown la.

[David]

Right, right, right.

[Mexico]

Because they're flying around there and you're, like, looking at their wings like, you know, like, this is not a bird. What the is that?

[Langston]

And nobody's ever like, hey, that's a sick bird.

[Mexico]

Right?

[Langston]

Hey, I think that bird's not doing well. Y' all are like, they could be wrong.

[Mexico]

It could. Like you said, it could be a bird that was shot. It could be. Birds are in the wild. That bird could have just had any kind of.

[Langston]

It could have been a bad kid that got a hold of a bird.

[David]

We already discussed. That's never happened.

[Mexico]

No, no.

[Langston]

That's your position.

[David]

Pigeon. Oh, yeah. We're saying our kids have got birds, have got general.

[Langston]

Yeah.

[David]

Cats get birds, people get birds. People get birds.

[Mexico]

Nigga, you'll find a blue jay fucked up in your yard sometimes.

[David]

I see cats kill a lot of birds.

[Langston]

My only point is to say that the birds not looking well to me is not evidence enough to be like, they're fucked up. That said, the point you're making about, there's no real reason for that shit. We don't need, like, the flight patterns of birds, certainly not the investment it would take.

[David]

That's what I'm saying, into these birds. To invest that much technology into figuring out why they fly like that is like an extreme. It's an extreme waste of resources.

[Mexico]

But we don't know the ocean or the space exactly yet.

[David]

We're building fake bird drones to figure out what happens when they get there.

[Langston]

Literally. Y' all told us we're at the end of human existence. Do you know what I mean? Like if we're, if we're believing that these are scientists sort of of a like mind and stuff.

[Mexico]

No, seriously, me and you are about to. We're extinct. Everybody about to look like Langston.

[Langston]

But even, even the ones that look like me are about to burn up according. You know what I mean? Like the earth is melting. They told us we got like, like 10 years before we head into a hellscape. All that shit is the science. So why the fuck are we still investing in bird technology?

[Mexico]

Them niggas is not about to turn into pterodactyls overnight. No, they're not a threat.

[Langston]

And even if I put on like my most like open minded shit and go, oh well, we are observing the earth and all of its parts in order to add to the greater sort of like chance of escaping our own sort of bad global impact imprint. Right? That by studying the birds we somehow learn about our own flight patterns and can improve the quality of flight, thus making us less close to extinction. I don't know. But no, but that seems like they're.

[Mexico]

Not making planes with feathers.

[Langston]

Yeah, it feels like a stretch. Like a bitch. So I don't think. No. What are we talking about?

[Mexico]

Man? It's hard out here for a pimp. It used to be hard to be black. It's starting to be hard to be a human, to be honest. Don't get me wrong. It's still definitely fucking hard as fuck to be black. Please. Ridiculous. But I do like that the rest of you humans are starting to realize and see a little bit of what it's like to be a nigga. Because the government's starting to not give a fuck about anyone. No, like no one.

[David]

Less than ever.

[Mexico]

I think like white people are starting to look a lot like Mexicans and niggas at this point.

[David]

You've been to Indiana. They're down bad.

[Mexico]

That's so bad.

[Langston]

Yeah, no, it's. There's a reason that this like right wing cuck boy shit has become the most popular version of comedy.

[Mexico]

Yeah, yeah.

[Langston]

Just cause they're like, nah, yeah, we don't. We shouldn't be apologizing for nothing.

[Mexico]

On God.

[Langston]

I think my big takeaway was that. That I think it's almost self centered for us to think that these pigeons are out here to Catch us for like our minor crimes. But I think these pigeons are essentially doing what AI does, does and gathers everything so that at the point that we. If we needed to build a case against you a la Diddy, right?

[David]

Yeah.

[Langston]

They let Diddy run for decades because Diddy didn't bother them. And then Diddy made some nasty threats about whether. How he was going to manage Ciroc to the company that wanted him to fucking bend the knee. And they were like, okay, if you ain't going to do it the way that we plan to do, then we're gonna see some changes in your life.

[David]

Overall surveillance is always a goal. By the power of the beast. Yeah, Overall surveillance, they know everything. They want 100% access to you and what you do. So that's true control.

[Mexico]

I mean, it's true. You can't really rule much that you can't see.

[Langston]

Yeah, Facts. Damn.

[Mexico]

That's a fact. Like even, even. Even with. I don't really believe in this, but even with God like all seeing all guy. All, all God, all seeing, all lie. That's the same thing. It's the reason why they threaten you with that is to where you are just acting on a morale basis as if you're under surveillance at all times. You know what I mean? And Christianity ain't even something that that was fed to niggas. But we'll get into that later. I got a bunch of conspiracy theories. You niggas could bring me back. We can definitely talk about that.

[Langston]

It's never crossed my mind once to wonder if. If God. God could exist but not be all seen.

[Mexico]

He's not. And I think God lives within all of us. And I think God is a morale. It's a beam that you try to walk. You know what I mean? If I was raised and no one told me you can't kill people, I would know that. That's. You know what I'm saying?

[David]

No, there is an inherent morality in people.

[Langston]

Yeah.

[Mexico]

And that's why a lot of people be getting confused with me. Nigga. I am a great nigga. That's also why I have the friends I have. Have. I don't do anything now. I'm a criminal. Or I was. What do you say? Writer, comedian. We do a lot of things now. But I was, out of respect, I.

[Langston]

Didn'T list that part.

[Mexico]

Yeah, you did.

[Langston]

You did.

[Mexico]

And I was. I didn't make it.

[Langston]

I ain't do nothing.

[Mexico]

And I was.

[Langston]

I was gonna be cool.

[Mexico]

You were like. And I love that about positive, cuz. That's what I am. I'm positive. Cause I'm positive. You know why, cuz? Langston, I didn't meet in those streets. I didn't meet him. I didn't meet niggas in the street. So you. You conduct yourself with a level of professionalism. Y.

[Langston]

That's what I know you for, professionalism.

[Mexico]

Hey, shut up. I'm trying to make a point right now. Basically, what I'm saying is, God damn, I ain't did no harm to no other. That wasn't doing harm. Now, if you was in the streets with me and you as a shark, I don't care about what you got going on. We all got families, we all pay, and we all talk to people in jail, take care. That don't make you a good person. Yeah, you conducively cause harm. That's what you do. You know what I mean? Same as me. So guess what? Eye for an eye, you know what I mean? You eat what you kill, nigga.

[David]

It.

[Mexico]

Was a food chain out there. Now out here now, we trying to get some money. We trying to do what we gotta do. We trying to conduct great business, good business. Do what we gotta do. I was outside, I was loving that. I could see this Scientology building from here. I don't know how long I want to do good. Because I'm thinking about going over there, seeing if they taking any kind of application.

[David]

Oh, they'll take it.

[Langston]

I think they'll take it.

[Mexico]

And look, I seen Jamie Foxx. Jamie Foxx just got Damn denounced. Them niggas talking about he backed the black women, not I. Look, if you got a white hoe that you would like to feed me, I will come pick her up today. You know what I mean? I come get it today, I won't fake a seizure and act like I die. Cause I get called in for indictments and all that other shit.

[David]

I won't do none of that.

[Mexico]

I will do what all I gotta do. I'll take the money. I'll be dead ass serious.

[Langston]

Mexico, y'. All.

[Mexico]

Okay. Hey, I love y'. All.

[Advertiser]

I don't know.

[Langston]

I don't know.

[David]

That was a good end.

[Langston]

The man knows how to dismount for himself. This is.

[Mexico]

Hello.

[Langston]

This is a beautiful episode. Could you tell the people where they can find you what cool shit you got going on?

[Mexico]

A lot of cool shit, man. We just did Dochi's music video for Denials the River. Well, I wrote all the sketches. That's where the writer shit came from. Just did Nike commercials. I got a couple Things that we writing with Freddie Gibbs.

[David]

Hell, yeah.

[Mexico]

You know what I mean? You can catch me and all the gang at the Sundance Film Festival. The end of this month. You can find me on Sushi Boy Mexico with an extra O on Instagram. Sushi Boy Mexico, the way it's spelled on Twitter. Yeah, we gonna have a whole bunch of golf content coming. They didn't talk. I'm an avid golfer. That's my favorite thing to do. Be a real ignorant out there on the golf court, coming to your greens, you know, I mean, hitting under par, maybe taking your. If she working on one of them goddamn trucks.

[Langston]

We don't introduce people via their hobbies.

[Mexico]

But that's where you can find me on matter of fact this year. You can find me on the Golf Network.

[Langston]

They didn't mention.

[Mexico]

I promise you I'll be on the Golf Network.

[Langston]

Sagittarius, they bring that up.

[Mexico]

They had no idea that I was a tourist. Think I'm from Atlanta. I was born in North Carolina. Why wouldn't you tell these niggas that? I love these niggas, man.

[Langston]

Cory, what you got?

[Mexico]

My mama told me. And the funniest thing is, my mama ain't tell me much of shit. You know, I was born on Mother's Day to a woman that didn't want me. You know what I mean? And just to be honest, that's where God started the jokes. The jokes started rolling from there. Born on Mother's Day to a woman that don't want you. You know what I mean? And we just been rolling and ripping since then. Everything in life is funny. Laugh at everything. N. Even if it hurts, you nigga, laugh at it. I promise you it'll be something to laugh at later in life. Don't miss the opportunity to laugh in the present. You feel what I'm saying?

[Langston]

Why did this get so inspiration?

[Mexico]

I mean, what Drake said. Cry.

[Advertiser]

What?

[Mexico]

He said something about laugh now, cry later. That one. That's what.

[David]

That's.

[Langston]

This sounds like something.

[Mexico]

And don't listen to Drake. Ew. Kendrick. But he did say laugh now, cry later. And I do agree with that.

[David]

I'm also a Taurus.

[Langston]

Are you a tourist, too?

[David]

Yeah.

[Langston]

Yeah, I am, too.

[David]

Oh, yeah. Your birthday is April, right?

[Langston]

Yeah.

[Mexico]

Yes. That don't count. He's a tourist like my girlfriend. We don't count those.

[David]

Are you Mae Cinco de Mayo?

[Mexico]

Yes.

[Langston]

Goddamn mouth. My wife and I are Tauruses through and through, April. Yeah. You won't take that away from me.

[Mexico]

My girlfriend is my best friend and she Loved my life. And I think it's because she's a Taurus, but she is an April Taurus. And I'm like, that's a little weird.

[Langston]

No, it's the best kind.

[Mexico]

It's a little weird.

[Langston]

People say that they start the month.

[Mexico]

Y' all started the month. You know, when you got a bottle of like 57 highs and you gotta like you trying to put the ketchup out and the juice come out first. That's what these. These is the juice tours.

[Langston]

I. I disagree. We're shaking up. We're shaking as good as as anybody could shake a ketchup.

[Mexico]

Them juice tourists, they juice Taurus. No, no, no.

[Langston]

We're thick. We've got a. It's a hardy to hardy Taurus. Man.

[Mexico]

This is a room full of bullshit. Oh, yeah.

[David]

Oh, no. They could tell.

[Mexico]

Yeah, they could tell. You're probably right.

[Langston]

What you got?

[David]

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[Langston]

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[David]

I'm gonna kill you. Give me $.

[Langston]

The government growing babies microchips and your ants.

[David]

All koala bears are racist. The ozone layer owes me money Marsh.

[Langston]

And defended turkey stuff.

[David]

Y' all can't tell me nothing.

[Langston]

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