The Skeeting Rainbow (with Miles Gray) RE-RELEASE

Summary

My Momma Told Me: "The Skeeting Rainbow" (with Miles Gray) – RE-RELEASE

Podcast: My Momma Told Me
Hosts: Langston Kerman & David Gborie
Guest: Miles Gray
Date: December 4, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this re-released episode of My Momma Told Me, comedians Langston Kerman, David Gborie, and returning guest Miles Gray delve into the “rainbow party” conspiracy theory—a sensational urban legend about teens at “oral sex parties.” With their trademark mix of humor and insight, they explore the origins, pop culture spread, and moral panic surrounding this myth, relating it to broader themes of Black conspiracy lore, sex education, and generational hangups.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Opening Banter: Absurd Conspiracies and Monkey Business

• [02:30–06:32]
  • The hosts tease the kind of wild, deeply unserious theories often tackled on their show, with quick riffs about government-grown babies, microchips, and racist koalas.
  • Discussion turns to rapper Kodak Black’s “monkey companion,” poking fun at celebrities’ odd animal antics. Both hosts lampoon PETA outrage and imagine the monkey’s wild lifestyle.
  • Langston: “At the very least, that monkey had more Popeyes than any monkey has ever had.” [06:10]

Guest Introduction: Miles Gray Returns

• [06:32–07:51]
  • Langston introduces Miles as a returning favorite, praising his range beyond comedy.
  • Miles quickly warms up, joking about a conspiracy from his youth: “Does that time when everyone thought Lil Flip had AIDS count in the conspiracy theory?” [07:12]
  • The hosts affirm that no urban legend is too obscure or “too Black” for the podcast.

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[Main Segment] The Rainbow Party Conspiracy

What is a Rainbow Party?

[09:10–12:14]

• Miles explains:
  • As a teen, he heard from a friend: At a “rainbow party,” girls wear different shades of lipstick and take turns giving oral sex, supposedly resulting in a “rainbow” of colors on the recipient’s genitals.
  • “All the different shades of lipstick...give you like a rainbow-colored dick. And that’s what a rainbow party is.” [11:01]
  • David and Langston laugh at the elaborate details and point out the fantasy element.

The Urban Legend’s Spread – "Like Lil Kim's Stomach Pump"

[12:25–14:47]

• The myth is compared to other baseless but persistent rumors (e.g., Marilyn Manson's rib, celebrities’ sexual exploits).
• Miles notes that these urban legends spread before the internet made fact-checking easy—often just “shit people would say, but no one had proof for.” [12:46]
• Cross-racial versions: For Black teens, Lil Kim; for white teens, Rod Stewart or Madonna.

Dissecting the Logic (and Impracticality)

[15:07–18:39]

• The hosts pick apart the “game mechanics” of rainbow parties: How would the colors actually look? Would anyone really want to show off? Is it racially tinged (the “mud party” joke)? Is there a “winner”?
  • David: “My dick is probably only gonna reflect maybe the reds... It’s gonna look like mud.” [17:02]
• Miles observes that teenage boys were simply eager to believe in a world of wanton sexual abundance: “The idea that there were so many willing participants in, like, sexual activity was like... everything else be damned.” [17:47]

Oprah and the Moral Panic Goes Mainstream

[19:29–30:23]

• The infamous Oprah episode is watched and analyzed:
  • Oprah feigns innocence as “rainbow parties” and “salad tossing” (oral-anal sex) are explained for her shocked audience.
  • Oprah: “Salad tossing...oral-anal sex. So, oral sex to the anus...A rainbow party is an oral sex party. It’s a gathering where oral sex is performed...” [23:42–25:23]
• The hosts mock the audience’s naivete and Oprah’s unnecessary surprise.
  • Langston: “You’ve had Stedman as a side piece for 40 years...you tellin’ me this motherfucker ain’t never had to do something weird for you?” [22:04]
• They dissect how such daytime TV segments actively manufacture panic—focusing on dramatization over facts.

Generational Attitudes and Sex Negativity

[29:05–32:06]

• The podcast reflects on the moralistic panic about teen sexuality and how it sidelines actual education.
  • David: “You’re giving a weight to sex that kids are gonna have to grow up and figure out how to navigate.” [29:30]
• They roast abstinence-only attitudes, sharing personal stories about how being open about sex (let alone oral sex) was taboo for their generation—referencing Catholic and Mormon “workarounds.”

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[Research & Origins]

The First Sources and the Role of Adult Panic

[37:37–45:10]

• Langston shares findings from research:
  • The first written mention was a 2002 book by a “Christian pediatrician” warning of the “devastation” wrought by early teen sex, relying on questionable anecdotes.
  • Quoting a summary: “She writes this book in 2002, basically being like, you kids are dying because they’re too goddamn horny...” [43:21]
• The group mocks the “deeply weird” habit of adults eliciting and retelling stories of children’s sex lives to other adults.
  • “It sounds like a lie a boy told...If I’m gonna lie on my dick, let it be wearing a technicolor dream coat.” [46:20, Miles & David]

Female Participation & Reality-Checking the Myth

[47:08–56:31]

• Miles recalls that girls at his high school were incredulous and offended by the whole notion: “What the fuck are you talking about? ...I don’t fuck with anybody enough, not even my own friends to be like, ‘girl, we better go hit the MAC counter and get all these different shades of lipstick...’” [47:08]
• Experts have repeatedly found that the “rainbow party” panic was all rumor, never substantiated—and any actual similar event would have been vanishingly rare.

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[Moral Panic, Sex Ed Fails, and Social Commentary]

The Function of Moral Panics

[56:37–58:10]

• Miles defines a “moral panic” and walks through how greater social fears are mapped onto youth sexuality, then repeated in the media, lawmaking, and school policy.
• Historic panics are compared (the Red Scare, satanic panic, “devil’s music,” switchblades, AIDS, the video game scare, and more).

Sex Ed & Generational Trauma

[67:29–69:49]

• David wonders if their generation got the worst AIDS scare and shaming-based sex education.
• Langston reflects: “We got all the fear after the worst version...Adults had like, gotten all their rocks off...sex positive anymore. They were like, ‘nah, I’m washed and you will be too.’” [68:01]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On the Impracticality of the Myth:
  “What technique is being used during the fellatio... are you just going, like, stamping rings around?” — Miles Gray [16:32]

• On Taboo Sex in High School:
  “You would have told me you ate ass in high school, I’d have thought you were a psychopath.” — Langston Kerman [36:55]

• On Generational Growth:
  “It’s truly what makes me hate, like, my father’s generation...they can’t look back and go, ‘Bro, we were sad.’” — Langston Kerman [39:48]

• On Moral Panics:
  “Moral panic is a condition, episode person or group of persons who emerges to become defined as a threat to societal values and interests... the exaggerated seriousness… is exaggerated.” — Miles Gray citing Stanley Cohen [56:37]

• On Sex Ed & Fear:
  “We were the generation who—he only ones who gave condoms a real shot.” — David Bori [68:31]

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Timestamps of Notable Segments

• 02:30 – Opening riffs on celebrity-animal conspiracies
• 06:32 – Introduction of Miles Gray
• 09:20 – “Rainbow parties are real” conspiracy is announced
• 11:01 – Detailed rainbow party myth explained
• 19:29 – Watching and analyzing the Oprah “rainbow party” episode
• 29:05 – Reflection on generational attitudes about oral sex
• 37:37 – Research origins of the rainbow party urban legend
• 43:21 – Summary of the panic-laden 2002 “Christian pediatrician” book
• 47:08 – “No, girls didn’t do this” – realism and lived experience
• 56:37 – Defining and analyzing “moral panic”
• 68:01 – Generational take on AIDS, condoms, and sex ed

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Takeaways

• “Rainbow parties” are a textbook moral panic: a myth with little to no real-world evidence, reflecting adult anxieties about youth sexuality rather than actual trends.
• The myth reveals just how credulous and horny teenagers can be, especially when they lack real sex education.
• Pop culture (Oprah, talk shows, books, even Law & Order) amplified and legitimized the myth, helping it enter the collective consciousness despite its roots in rumor and fantasy.
• The hosts use the urban legend as a springboard to critique sex negativity, poor sex ed, macho posturing, and the persistence of “moral panics” in American culture.
• The episode, while hilarious and irreverent, ultimately offers a thoughtful reflection on generational growth, the importance of honest sex education, and the need to break harmful cycles of shame and misinformation.

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Summary prepared for those curious about the “rainbow party” myth and its real cultural significance—without needing to hear the full episode.

Transcript

[Miles Gray]

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[Miles Gray]

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[Langston Kerman]

I think we know why Michelle Obama and George Bush hang out. And it ain't because.

They were handing.

[David Bori]

Out Girl Scout cookies together if they were running trains.

[Langston Kerman]

God, I hope so.

[Miles Gray]

You know what it is? Tg Tris gang, over here.

[David Bori]

Yo. What is the soundtrack to a Michelle Obama George Bush train?

[Langston Kerman]

I will say.

It'S just a DJ who can play both.

[David Bori]

You know what I mean?

[Miles Gray]

It's not. Then I.

[Langston Kerman]

It's. Oh, it's that Nelly song that he did with that country. What was the.

[David Bori]

Oh, Accidental Races.

[Langston Kerman]

No, that's. That's LL Cool J did Accidental Races.

[Miles Gray]

Oh. Oh.

[David Bori]

All in my head.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, it's that.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah. Over and over. Tim McGraw, I think that was.

[David Bori]

That's okay.

[Langston Kerman]

That's. Yeah, there it is. Tim McGraw.

[David Bori]

I might think about that. I might play it on my bike later.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, that's fair. There's no reason. Look, he made a mistake, but there's no reason we shouldn't enjoy the mistake.

[David Bori]

Exactly.

The government growing babies, microchips in your anus. All koala bears are racist.

The ozone layer owes me money. Marshes invented turkey stuff. Y' all can't tell me nothing.

And I'm so.

Anxious.

Meet me at 11:30 when you're talking dirty.

[Langston Kerman]

Come on.

[David Bori]

Welcome back to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.

[Langston Kerman]

The podcast, where we dive deep, deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories, and we finally.

[David Bori]

Work to prove what the fuck happened to that little monkey. Kodak Black haunted hat on his shoulder for about two weeks. Where did it go? Ritual sacrifice? Some type of a Haitian monkey stew? You have questions, and we have answers. I'm David Bore.

[Langston Kerman]

Whoa. I'm Langston Kerman, and I. I forgot about that monkey. I'll be honest.

[David Bori]

Everybody did. Everybody did. Except for cps.

[Langston Kerman]

There are times, and. And I do think I. I often find myself sort of rolling my eyes at, like, PETA ads that, like, make it so that, like, you can't. You can't do a goddamn thing near an animal without it being like, this. This horrible attack on the species. And it's like, relax, y'. All. I get it. We probably should chill on a lot of shit. But then you see what Kodak Black is doing with a monkey, and you're like, nah, Peter's right. That is.

[David Bori]

I don't know if matching clothes with the monkey is the worst life for that monkey, though.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, but, you know, he didn't just match clothes with that monkey.

[David Bori]

You know, I Bet he let him ride the. I let him. Bet he let him drive the Phantom.

[Langston Kerman]

I. I think he was driving Phantoms. I think he was smoking weird, like, fucking wet.

He was smoking. Fucking dipped marijuana. You know what I mean? Just fucking bad stuff. That monkey.

[David Bori]

You know it's a bad drug when it's just described as a texture.

You're like, oh, he's got that crunchy. You're like, yep, that's the problem.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, he don't want that. He's not going to give that to a spider monkey that don't know what the fuck is going on.

[David Bori]

You know, he fetted Jolly Ranchers for sure.

[Langston Kerman]

That's what I'm saying. He was doing crazy shit with that. That monkey.

At the very. At the very least, that monkey had more Popeyes than any monkey has ever had.

[David Bori]

That's true.

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[Langston Kerman]

That's true.

[David Bori]

That's. You're right.

[Miles Gray]

You're right.

[Langston Kerman]

That's not right.

[David Bori]

You're right. The monkey. The monkey ate better than me some days.

[Langston Kerman]

Our guest today, he's phenomenal. He's. He's a returning guest. We. We've had him on before. You know him. You know him from his own podcast. You know him from all kinds of hilarious shit, interesting shit. I won't limit you to hilarious shit. You do fascinating work out in the world, I would say.

[Miles Gray]

I guess that's right.

[Langston Kerman]

He's. He's a fan favorite, a personal favorite. Give it up for Miles Gray every day.

[Miles Gray]

Thank you so much for having me. I'm fucking here. Glad to be talking conspiracy shit with you guys today, because when the producer reached out and was asking like, you got something? I was like, let me think off the top of my head first. I was like, does. Does that time when everyone thought Lil Flip had AIDS count in the conspiracy.

[Langston Kerman]

Theory back in 2006?

[David Bori]

Let me just jump in here. Yes, it does.

[Langston Kerman]

It very much does.

[Miles Gray]

But then I was like, is that too black to be like, yo, remember when everybody was like, lil Flip got aids, buddy.

[Langston Kerman]

We. We did an episode about Lil Bow Wow being molested by his driver. Nothing is.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah, right.

[Langston Kerman]

Nothing is too black or off limits for this sick, sick podcast.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah. Yeah. But I'm glad we landed on something that definitely really intersected with my. My life, my upbringing in an intense way. So, yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Miles Gray]

Anyways, good to be here.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm really glad you're here, and I think I speak for both of us. We were both. We both screamed with joy at the.

As soon as it was sent over, we Were like, yes. This is fucking.

[David Bori]

This is tight.

[Langston Kerman]

Hell, yeah.

[Miles Gray]

Universal. I feel like. Yeah. Everybody maybe has heard about what we're gonna talk about.

[Langston Kerman]

I don't know, Bori, I don't wanna jump the gun here, but had you heard about this before? It had.

[David Bori]

Before this, I had heard about it retroactively. So at the time, I did not hear about it because I.

Sexually awoken. At the time, I was still trying to see a titty.

[Miles Gray]

Okay.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

So I wasn't. I wasn't. This was. This was advanced for me.

[Langston Kerman]

This would have been. This would have been a bit of a AAU tournament you had no business competing in.

[David Bori]

And also, if I'm gonna be honest, I was trying to impress you guys. I was trying to feel it. Titty. I don't know why I did that. That was crazy. I was not even looking at.

[Langston Kerman]

It was beyond your.

[David Bori]

I was. There was no situation that would have.

[Langston Kerman]

Show me.

[David Bori]

No, no, no, no, no.

Not today. Yeah, there's nothing going on.

[Langston Kerman]

Well, we shouldn't dilly or dally any any further. Miles, your conspiracy. You said, my mama told me.

Rainbow parties are real.

[Miles Gray]

Come on.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

First. First. And I'll leave it on your shoulders to explain to our sweet listeners, who are good Christians, by the way.

[Miles Gray]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Langston Kerman]

I want to remind you, this is a Christian podcast and foremost.

[Miles Gray]

Absolutely.

[David Bori]

When he do it.

[Langston Kerman]

There it is.

[Miles Gray]

That Christ drop real quick. Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Remind our sweet Christian listeners what a rainbow.

[Miles Gray]

Yes, yes. So, children of God, gather around because I would love to bless you with the knowledge of the rainbow party. So I'll first talk about the way I heard it. I was probably in 9th or 10th grade, and somebody goes, hey, man, you hear about these rainbow parties?

[David Bori]

Some dude.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah. Yeah. It's like, my friend who's also a virgin.

What the fuck is a rainbow?

[Langston Kerman]

Rubbing his hands together, you're like, why.

[Miles Gray]

Are you being like that, man? Yeah, like, why are you doing the bird, man, like, rubbing your mitts like that? Hey, man, you heard about these rainbow parties? So I was like, no. What the fuck are you talking about? He's like, so, you know, over at. Over at Grant High School, you know, my cousin goes there, they say they do this thing where all the ladies, they put a different shade of lipstick on. And then all the dudes are at this party, and each person has, like, they. They take turns. Someone gives them a blow job and puts the lipstick on their dick. And then at the end, all the different shades of lipstick that are being worn by the people at the party give you Like a rainbow colored dick. And then that's what a rainbow party is. And I was like, say less. I believe it. Like, why isn't it happening here? Like, I need to believe that this is real.

[Langston Kerman]

Yes.

[David Bori]

You had me at all the girls.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like in one place.

And they don't care if I have. If my braces aren't off yet. Oh, shit. Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, sweet. Even the ones with low self esteem.

That sounds like my kind of vibe. Vibe.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah, absolutely.

[David Bori]

Playboy shout out to all the dudes waiting to get their race braces off for that first.

[Miles Gray]

Oh, yeah.

[David Bori]

This summer is about to be on.

[Miles Gray]

It's over for y' all math tutors. Get these braces off.

So yeah, that was like. The theory was basically an oral sex party where all the ladies wear different shades of lipstick and whoever has the most shades collected on their penis, I guess, wins or whatever. There was never really like an outcome more to be like. And it's like a chromatic mess on your shaft. And that was like enough to. For everybody to be like, yep, we're here, we're here for.

[Langston Kerman]

And we leave little alcohol wipes at the door so you can get the makeup off.

[Miles Gray]

It's all. Exactly.

[Langston Kerman]

It's a very efficient party.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah, absolutely, absolutely.

[Langston Kerman]

I admittedly had never heard this until yesterday.

[David Bori]

Oh, really?

[Langston Kerman]

I don't think that I was at all aware of rainbow parties, if I'm being completely honest. Until the Scotsun over.

[Miles Gray]

It's wild because I'm pretty sure like I, I sort of was looking my doing my own research too on it. And it's wild because I'm pretty sure the. The point at which I heard about it predates even like the official introduction of this into like the written, the written word of God.

[David Bori]

You were early on it.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah, yeah, it was just like one of those. It was just like one of those things like, you know, Marilyn Manson had a rib removed his own dick or you know what I mean? Or like Lil Kim had to get her pumic her stomach pumped because she was giving so much head. Like it was sort of like in that sort of school of just shit. People would say, but no one had proof for. But because you're ignorant and young and a virgin, you're like, absolutely.

[David Bori]

I think you mean the general topics for this podcast.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah, yeah, sorry.

[David Bori]

All of our regular subject matter.

[Miles Gray]

Yes, yes, yes. But the stomach pump thing was always like someone. They would map on a different person like at the time, because then they were like Lindsay Lohan.

[David Bori]

I heard it with local girls a couple One time in high school, they said that this girl who in fact was hugging along the dick, they said that she had had to get her stomach pumped.

[Miles Gray]

Oh, yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

I think when you talk to white people, it's a very different person than Lil Kim. I can't remember who their person is.

[David Bori]

Oh, I wonder who it would be if it was not Lil Kim.

[Langston Kerman]

It's like Madonna or some shit. Or like some.

[David Bori]

That's not nearly as fun.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah, like Nancy Reagan or some shit.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Miles Gray]

You're like, I wish.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, that's right. Justin's right. He said, I think white think it's Rod Stewart.

[David Bori]

Rod Stewart was sucking dicks.

[Langston Kerman]

Is the white people version of sucking dicks. Until he had to get his stomach pumped. And I don't even know if Rod Stewart was sucking dicks. I think they were just calling him very, very gay.

[Miles Gray]

Right. He's like, you seen that hair?

[David Bori]

Yeah, it's feathered. That's the Maggie May guy, right?

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, yeah, I know him from.

[David Bori]

Yeah, that guy love pussy.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, Yeah, I thought so. But.

[Miles Gray]

But that's why. That's why. That's why that is so slanderous, you know? Right.

[Langston Kerman]

Come on.

[David Bori]

No, him.

[Miles Gray]

Exactly.

[David Bori]

Not noted enthusiast Rod Stewart.

[Miles Gray]

Stewart.

[David Bori]

He could never.

[Miles Gray]

You're upending my world right now. But yeah, no, I mean, it's interesting though too because I think whether you, like, you either probably heard it as like a local myth or I think the thing that really mainstreamed it was like once it got on TV and. And then became like this gigantic, like, moral panic especially, I think maybe it might have because I was going to like Christian and Catholic school when I was younger and it feels like that's kind of like the world in which those kinds of like moral sexual panic kind of conspiracy theories like, really take hold.

[David Bori]

Yeah. Are we. It's just to time it out. Are we saying. Because for me, in my mind, this is like a turn of the century.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah, yeah, Yeah.

[David Bori]

I graduated.

2001 time period.

[Miles Gray]

I graduated high school 2003. Okay. And I would say this is around. I feel like. I don't want to put it all on 9 11, but I feel like it was around 911 that I first started hearing it. Like my sophomore, junior ish year.

[Langston Kerman]

We were mixed up. The terrorists won.

[Miles Gray]

This is misdirection. Misdirection.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. They were like, we'll knock down the towers and they'll get us back for that, but they'll never get us back for what we do to their girls.

[Miles Gray]

To the rainbow part.

[David Bori]

I also. I mean, now that we're just openly discuss. Here's my question about. It always was, like, so afterwards, you're at a party where all these girls are sucking dick, then you show everybody your dick to prove that it got sucked by all these. That was the reason everybody came to the party.

[Langston Kerman]

Well, I guess that's a question I have immediately. Is, is the expectation that I show my dick afterwards or is the expectation that I just go home with a cool goodie bag of.

[Miles Gray]

Of rainbow kit or, like, a rainbow sticker somebody puts on your sweatshirt? Yeah, like, you win, sir.

[Langston Kerman]

I didn't know I had to, like, verify it with the boys to.

[David Bori]

Okay, maybe I'm a weirdo. I play team sports.

[Miles Gray]

I think that's what makes it kind of fall apart, because when you really think about it, too, like, even the idea that it would, like, leave a rainbow, you're like, I'm sorry, what technique is being used during the fellatio that, like, are you just going, like, stamping rings around?

[Langston Kerman]

I think you mean tie dye.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah.

Yeah. We're talking Grateful Dead T shirt more than anything. Rainbow.

[David Bori]

I'm gonna say. I think this is a little racist. Mm.

[Langston Kerman]

Say more.

[David Bori]

My dick is probably only gonna reflect maybe the reds.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay.

[David Bori]

And you know what I'm saying? It's not gonna look like that. It's gonna look like mud.

[Langston Kerman]

And a mud party sounds way worse.

[David Bori]

Way worse.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

You don't want to go to no mud party.

[Miles Gray]

Maybe we should start that one. Yeah, that one out there. Like, you all been to a mud.

[David Bori]

Party or, like, the color. When you mix all the sodas, the graveyard or whatever.

[Miles Gray]

Oh, yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Swamp water.

[David Bori]

Yeah. It's not gonna look like. It's not gonna look like a rainbow.

[Miles Gray]

No, no. It'll end up being. I think, at the end of the day, with all of the colors of the spectrum there, it will just. It'll net out to some kind of brownish green. I feel like.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, no, it's gonna be. It's gonna make your penis look pretty.

[Miles Gray]

But again, that's not the important part, because I think it was just merely the. I think for young, like, men, boys, kids in high school, it was like, the idea that there were so many willing participants in, like, sexual activity was like. Like everything else be damned. You're like, I don't know, man. I'm not gonna show anybody my dick. I don't even shower in front of y'. All.

[David Bori]

Yeah, Yeah. I was just gonna say, these poor women have to come to the party. Not only do they have to suck 10 eager dicks. They also have to keep putting on their makeup.

[Miles Gray]

It's a lot of labor involved. It's a lot of labor involved.

[David Bori]

What do they get from the rainbow party?

[Miles Gray]

Hey, you know what? And I'm not trying to think that far ahead, David, because I just want to know that there is such a thing. Please don't make me examine it any further, because it starts falling apart. True.

[Langston Kerman]

I would encourage us not to underestimate the camaraderie you probably built.

By sucking that many of the same dicks with your dearest friends. There's probably a bond that'll never be broken when you share that kind of closeness with the person.

[Miles Gray]

Absolutely.

[David Bori]

Almost like a sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.

[Miles Gray]

Almost like a D Day landing, but a different kind of D. It's the same.

[David Bori]

I've never experienced it, but the same as dudes who run trains together. I think I love my cousin.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Like, no, he's a good dude. And you're like, nah, I don't know.

[Miles Gray]

I'm just crazy.

[David Bori]

You guys are doing that anyways.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's don't. Don't admit that so openly, man.

[Langston Kerman]

Seems like maybe you just did a bad thing and now you're bonded for.

[David Bori]

The wrong reason for your kids. You both have something you don't want to bring up to grandma at Thanksgiving.

[Miles Gray]

No.

[Langston Kerman]

I will say that. That when you initiated this conversation about the rainbow parties, while it was my first time hearing it, you also sent over a correlating Reddit thread that featured an Oprah episode.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Where Oprah addresses this rumor. And this is a first for our podcast, I would say, because Oprah comes up on this podcast a lot.

[Miles Gray]

Oh, yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Like a lot. A lot of supposed episodes of Oprah where these conspiracies are often born. And this is the first time where the episode actually exists, where we have real evidence of this episode. And what I would love to do is maybe watch that clip together and we can pause and talk shit in between as the whole thing is going.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah, the whole segment is wild because it's not just. It's like this, I don't know, panic monger woman comes on to be like, is this.

[Langston Kerman]

Let me.

[Miles Gray]

Let me go through some phrases and tell me if you've heard of these.

[Langston Kerman]

No, she gives us. She gives us a lot to work with here. So let's watch it.

[Oprah Winfrey]

Everybody has another life that your parents.

[David Bori]

Wait one second. Not, you know, one second before we even get in. Are they also, you guys need to know that it says tossed salad and rainbow Party discussion.

[Miles Gray]

Yes.

[David Bori]

That's important to note. Yes.

[Miles Gray]

No, just watching this whole shit unfold in front of the audience is fucking wild, because I think, like, 2005 or some shit.

[Langston Kerman]

It also. It is truly. I used to think that these audiences were completely casted and, like, who are these. These women that. That would want this? But then you see their reactions, and they genuinely are hearing about tossing salad for the first time, and they're like.

[Miles Gray]

Come on, you didn't watch Chris Rock before. You didn't stand up before this. Like, we were up on that already.

[Langston Kerman]

So crazy to see.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah. Okay, so here we go. Anyways, onward with the educational video.

[Oprah Winfrey]

You know, having, you know, sex after school.

[Langston Kerman]

Right.

[Oprah Winfrey]

But everybody has another life, you know, the way your friends know you is not the way your parents know you. Right, Correct.

[Langston Kerman]

Exactly.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah.

[Oprah Winfrey]

So you say, let's talk about that secret language, Michelle.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Miles Gray]

His secret language is so funny.

[David Bori]

Also, Oprah acts like she's not. I hate that.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, that is crazy.

[David Bori]

I don't like that at all. Like, you weren't ever a horny teenager. You got to be an adult about that.

[Langston Kerman]

But more of the. Like, you've had Stedman as a side piece for 40 years. You tell.

[David Bori]

Possibly a beer. Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

You telling me this motherfucker ain't never had to do something weird to you? Come on. To keep the side house going.

[Miles Gray]

You know what I mean?

[David Bori]

You don't make him film you and Gail. Sometimes.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

Just watch her things.

[Miles Gray]

I think it's important. Maybe we watch her face as these things are explained to see if she, like, feigns ignorance or, like, surprise. You know what I mean?

[David Bori]

Very good at.

[Miles Gray]

Or she's like.

Wait, hold on, Oprah. All right, here we go.

[Oprah Winfrey]

I didn't know any of this. Yeah. I've gotten a whole new vocabulary. Salad tossing.

[Miles Gray]

Is this me?

[Oprah Winfrey]

Cucumbers, lettuce, tomatoes.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay, so.

[Oprah Winfrey]

So what is a salad toss? Salad is, get ready, hold on to your underwear for this one.

[Miles Gray]

Oral.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay, let's just pause right there.

[David Bori]

This is the best day of my life.

[Langston Kerman]

Because she tells us to hold on to our underwear, which isn't a common phrase.

[Miles Gray]

I'm not familiar with this idiom.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, it certainly has it rings of other phrases that are more. You know what I mean? That are correct, but she goes, hold on. You're going to want to hold on to your underwear for this one. And I thought the audience would laugh at her saying that, but they did. They, in fact, held their underwear.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

And everybody tells them what? Sally. Well, I won't Beat it.

[David Bori]

It's because she knows they're about to burst out of them because they're so excited hearing them talk about Todd salad on NBC.

[Langston Kerman]

Salad and scrambled eggs.

[David Bori]

And Oprah is lying. She does the hand. She's fucking lying.

[Langston Kerman]

She said, I've never. I've never heard of any of these.

[Oprah Winfrey]

Okay, top salad is. Get ready. Hold on to your underwear for this one. Oral, anal sex. So oral sex to the anus.

[David Bori]

Okay.

[Oprah Winfrey]

A rainbow party.

[Miles Gray]

Okay, so maybe just that one of this woman's show.

[Langston Kerman]

She looks like the worst day of her life. It looks.

[Miles Gray]

It looks like. I would believe if, like the reverse angle of this was like Oprah, like ripping a puppy in half, like, with her bare hands.

[Langston Kerman]

Her.

[Miles Gray]

Her look of shock and disgust. Like.

[David Bori]

This white lady. This white lady's like, I came here to try to get a new car. What the is this?

[Langston Kerman]

When do we reach under our seat?

[Miles Gray]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

And is there an anus under there? This is horrible.

[Miles Gray]

I wanted a Pontiac Sunfire.

[David Bori]

This is not. This is not what I came for.

[Langston Kerman]

Oprah, who is this woman.

Please?

[David Bori]

Why is she making horrible things? Yeah. Why would Kelly Price do this stuff?

[Miles Gray]

And now. Yeah, now she moves into. I guess the part where the. You know, what we all came to hear is the. The rainbow party.

[David Bori]

Breakdown.

[Miles Gray]

Rainbow party for us.

[Oprah Winfrey]

How salad is. Hi, mom.

[David Bori]

Okay.

[Oprah Winfrey]

A rainbow party is an oral sex party. It's a gathering where oral sex is performed. And rainbow comes from all of the girls lips.

[David Bori]

Lots of gatherings oral sex has performed.

[Miles Gray]

I don't.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

Oh, you mean it's a high school reunion. It's a barbecue in the park if you're lucky. It's game night if you got too drunk.

[Miles Gray]

Right.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. I honestly, in high school used to think that parties were trash if oral sex didn't happen.

[David Bori]

That was why you fucking went. You think I want to dance to Tipsy by j' Quan again.

That's a good song. That was crazy.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah, I mean, you could do the chicken head, you know, I didn't.

[Langston Kerman]

I wasn't even always getting it, but I at least wanted to know. It was like part of the experience. It was like, oh, pussy was being. Was being had. This was a good time. This was true.

[David Bori]

Wow.

[Miles Gray]

That was always the promise you were hoping for. It's like. And it'll be women that are down.

[David Bori]

Yeah. I got my best Rocawear on.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah, exactly. I got a new velour jumpsuit and I got a crispy new Jordan headband.

[Langston Kerman]

Same limited rhino I have on my shirt matches the one on My pants.

[Miles Gray]

Exactly. Exactly. Oh, yes, you're right. These are Academics jeans.

[David Bori]

Thank you so much. I'm somewhat of a scholar.

[Miles Gray]

You can tell by the different leather Alphabet patches on my leg.

[David Bori]

Also, the burn Talib Kweli CD in my compact. Discipline.

[Miles Gray]

Right, Right. It's like, how come. How come there's a voice that says promo at the beginning of the blast? It's like, don't worry about it, all right?

[Langston Kerman]

Just.

[Miles Gray]

Just enjoy it. This is a. This. This. Go hard.

[David Bori]

Yeah, it's just exclusive.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, baby girl. I downloaded it on Bear Share, so it's pretty legit.

[Miles Gray]

Exactly. Oh, you didn't know about that. Oh, you still on kaza?

[Langston Kerman]

You'll catch up one day, sweetheart. Now, what about that mouth?

[Miles Gray]

Now, what that rainbow do?

[David Bori]

I'm trying to get.

[Miles Gray]

I'm trying to catch them all, if you know what I mean. You're a Pokemon fan, right? Okay.

[David Bori]

I can go anywhere. Suck my dick.

[Miles Gray]

All right, you want to continue with this? Here we go.

[Oprah Winfrey]

Rainbow comes from all of the girls put on lipstick, and each one puts her mouth around the penis of the gentleman or gentlemen who are there to receive favors and makes a mark in a different.

[Miles Gray]

This woman looked like she's looking at the 2008 election results coming in.

[David Bori]

Also.

[Miles Gray]

Oh, hell no.

[David Bori]

Also, once again, why are you acting like you don't know what a blowjob is?

You acting real brand new on Oprah right now.

[Langston Kerman]

Her hair literally looks like a man got some head and then did like this afterwards.

[David Bori]

Yeah, she looks like she just got done.

[Langston Kerman]

She's not a hero. She's a.

[Miles Gray]

Or she's, like, putting it together. She's like, my husband had a rainbow. Wait a second. Frank, not you.

[Langston Kerman]

I thought he had a mud party.

[Oprah Winfrey]

Place on the penis. Hence the term rainbow. So, okay, and so what is. So what does pretty boy mean? A pretty boy is.

Someone who's.

[Miles Gray]

Now they go on. What's a pretty boy?

[David Bori]

Also, Oprah's turned up. You see that. That touch to the neck right here?

[Miles Gray]

Yeah. Right?

[David Bori]

That's just. That's tuned up.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah. She had to feel carotid artery real quick. Like, the blood is flowing. Right.

[Langston Kerman]

They go into a bunch of other examples, many of which are not even sexual in nature. They're just sort of, like, applying them to weird sexual things.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah, like kid slang. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

It's just kid slang that they.

[Miles Gray]

They're like booty call she. And then that's what Oprah's like. We all know what that is, right?

Fuck around and, you know, make a booty call.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, Come into the big house, Stedman.

[Miles Gray]

I'll leave the door unlocked this time.

[David Bori]

On a more serious note, I feel like every generation does this, and I hate it. It's like you're demonizing sex. Like, you don't understand that it feels good.

[Miles Gray]

Right?

[David Bori]

Like, you're making it sound like it's such a crazy thing to lick somebody's booty when it just feels good. It feels nice. It feels. You know what I'm saying? Like, I. I hate that because it's like you're making.

[Miles Gray]

You're.

[David Bori]

You're giving a weight to sex that kids are gonna have to grow up and figure out how to navigate. Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

No, it's an awful little game that they're playing as adults to. To be manipulating kids in this way as it relates to sex. It. It is fascinating how many of them, you can tell, were also manipulated, were also sort of led to be that scared of the thing that this. They have to have this reaction at the. The sound of sex, period. Much less sex from young people.

[Miles Gray]

Right. And there's always has to be some, like, new deviation from, like, the quote unquote norm. It's like they just. They don't even give head anymore. They put the lipstick on, and they're. They're making, you know, Mark Rothko paintings on their dicks and what the. Is going on. And I think that's, like.

[Langston Kerman]

It's all Jackson Podic, I think, is what you're going for.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah. Yeah.

[David Bori]

Yeah. I'm so thankful that we post this podcast together. I'm thankful for you and your contribution.

[Miles Gray]

But, like. And it's always, like, part of some, like, you know, conservative backsliding societally, too, where you got to create some moral panic out of the. Just whatever is happening to be, like. And it's. Then that's what's all going wrong right now.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. Yeah.

[David Bori]

Which is crazy, because ultimately, this is a pretty safe scenario.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

Nobody's getting pregnant.

[Miles Gray]

Exactly. Well, and they also say that, too. Like, in this Oprah clip. It's like, that's what. See, they don't consider it sex. They consider it outer course, not inner course.

[David Bori]

And I'm like, yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

And everybody gasped at the idea that getting head is different than getting pussy and.

[Miles Gray]

Right. It's like, I went to a Catholic school. I know people were talking about anal sex because they're like, that's not. I think that's cool as long as it's not in the vagina. That then you can still be a virgin and you're like, okay.

[David Bori]

Dudes were talking about that too, huh? I didn't go to Catholic school, so I'm curious. Men were talking. Dudes talk about that as well.

[Miles Gray]

I mean, like, I think I was. I was like, you know, I wasn't Catholic, so I like the kids that were. I was just there because it was the cheapest private school in my area. And they're like, I don't know, man. I gotta hear about em.

[David Bori]

I like, yeah, look, bro.

[Miles Gray]

And these ghost stories they're telling y' all every day. They're cool and all, but, like, I don't know if this dude really did all this, but anyway, that's to do you.

[David Bori]

Do you.

[Langston Kerman]

That's so funny.

[Miles Gray]

Like, there were. I feel like the kids who are, like, had that real Catholic guilt. Like, those were sort of like the hacks. And you see that like with Mormons, you know what I mean? That's why they do floating and. And soaking or whatever. The, you know, the hacks that they got to get around the Bible because in the end of the day, people just want. They just want to feel good.

[David Bori]

It feels good. Putting your dick in stuff.

[Langston Kerman]

Putting your dick in stuff feels good.

[David Bori]

Dicks in stuff feels good.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah, we saw American Pie.

[Langston Kerman]

I bet it does. And I root for all of us to get what feels good. We need to take a break. I think we've been going for a while, but when we come back, we are going to keep talking about more rainbow parties. And more specifically, we're going to get into some of this research, which I'm excited to get into with you guys. I think it's going to be an exciting time talking about this more. So we'll be back in a moment with more Miles Gray and more My mama told me.

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[Langston Kerman]

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[David Bori]

It's sleek, it's sexy.

[Langston Kerman]

Come on. You wanna tell em what we have?

[David Bori]

Yeah, we have three different types of hats which is really fun. We have a two tone hat, a alien dad hat, the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then we have the enamel pin with the alien who has a koofie on it says My mama told me. And then we have T shirts that say Proud little mama which is who you are.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, you can buy the merch now. Go to mymamatoldme.merchtable.com It's a brand new name but it's the same old merch. And we would love for you to if you haven't got it already and we want you to have all the sweet stuff. So get it.

[David Bori]

We are back. We are discussing rainbow parties, tossed salad and everything in between.

[Langston Kerman]

I will say that eating ass in high school felt. That felt crazy.

[David Bori]

I want to say shout out. Man, I don't know if he listen shout out to Lamar. He's this dude who went to the air force early. Like you remember how kids could get Their parents to let him go to the Air Force early. Yeah, he went to the Air Force early. And he came back and he told us all about eating ass. And we were like, this guy's crazy.

[Langston Kerman]

You would have told me.

[David Bori]

He came up all the time. We were like, you know that nigga was more. And he was like, I love it. He's the first dude. And he was like. He was like. He was like, I love getting my ass ate. And I was like, heretic. Like, I did not like it. I didn't like it.

[Langston Kerman]

Burn him.

[David Bori]

Witch.

[Langston Kerman]

Witch.

[Miles Gray]

Doing the fucking gladiator. Thumbs down.

[David Bori]

And I had assumed it was because he went to Asia.

With the Air Force. I was like, he's been all over the world doing nasty shit.

[Miles Gray]

He went to the Western Pacific and.

[David Bori]

He was eating bad bitches. And like, I would meet his girl and I would be like, you just letting this man. So I was one of those crudes is what I'm saying.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. No, I truly would have thought you were a psychopath if you would have told me you were eating ass in high school. But I also remember, and we're all of a similar age. It wasn't really even that cool to say you ate pussy when we were kids.

[David Bori]

Not like that. It wasn't cool to love it.

[Miles Gray]

No, no, no, not at all.

[Langston Kerman]

It was really weird. If you were. Or that's what I do is eat you, we would all been like, what?

[Miles Gray]

What? Yeah, because I realized like the power of that. And they're like, they actually. They with it if.

[David Bori]

Yeah, they love it.

[Miles Gray]

Like, it actually is a cheat code.

[Langston Kerman]

Let me be clear. I'm a big advocate now.

I just was a boy back then.

[Miles Gray]

No, of course. Yeah. Because everything you're taught, such a. Like a, you know, toxic version of masculinity where it's like, yo, you. You get it done to you. Don't do shit. Don't put your mouth open.

[David Bori]

What a crazy way to have sex.

[Miles Gray]

I know, exactly.

[David Bori]

Just fully one sided.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah. I wanna be like Dracula in a coffin. That's my energy when I have sex.

[David Bori]

She's supposed to have no fun.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

It's like, bro, I don't know what your plan is, but I ain't doing nothing good enough to skip steps.

[Miles Gray]

You know what I mean?

[Langston Kerman]

I gotta.

[David Bori]

Yeah, Andre told us all the time, but we did not listen.

Remember that? I didn't know what he was talking. I was just like, this loves science. Like, I didn't even think about. That's true.

[Miles Gray]

What's a cultural simulation.

[Langston Kerman]

He was not always to eat, but he was also being like, be a vegan and take your shoes off. And we were like, I don't know, man. You got a lot.

[David Bori]

This is impossible.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah, keep wearing those overalls, bro.

[David Bori]

I get it.

[Langston Kerman]

You're like going through something, but I'm gonna let that dust settle before I start emulating this.

[David Bori]

You've been Hex by Erykah Badu. I understand.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah, I went to the. I remember I seen the Stankonia tour when. When they. They were touring that album, the whole stage was a giant vulva. And I remember being. I remember being confused as hell. How would they do that, bro?

Just be like, the is wrong with them, man?

[Langston Kerman]

These guys are weird, man.

[Miles Gray]

The vagina, bro. Y' all trying to say about your.

But that's what a 17 year old brain does. Looking at that, I'm like, I don't. I don't know what they're trying to. They're pussy. I don't know, bro.

[David Bori]

We really grew up in an era where it was not okay to just be like, I love pussy.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

Like the actual thing. You couldn't just be like, I just love that thing. I want.

[Langston Kerman]

No, you could love getting pussy, but you could not.

[Miles Gray]

Because I appreciate. Yeah, yeah, no, none of that. None of that. Would you an artist, bro? Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Get the fuck out of here.

[Miles Gray]

All right, Georgia.

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Damn, we were lame, man. This is so, like.

[Miles Gray]

I know. So I salute the kids for being so many. So much more open and worldly than like.

[Langston Kerman]

It's truly what makes me hate, like, my father's generation of men that they can't look back and go, bro, we were sad.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

That was what we.

[Langston Kerman]

What we. If you can't look at that and go, man, fuck, that was lame. I'm okay now. I'm good. Then you're a fucking loser, man. You're so lame. I don't say my father's generation to suggest my dad isn't that, but more just that there's a. The baby boomer era of men just suck.

[Miles Gray]

Right, right, right.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, they fucking suck. None of them will just be like, man, we were losers. I get it now.

[Miles Gray]

Would they ever say something like on a podcast, like, you know, like, I think we were contributing to rape culture.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Miles Gray]

And that's terrible. And I. And I have a lot of regrets about something like that. I mean, like, you know, I think that's.

[David Bori]

That's just.

[Miles Gray]

I think that's just like an intellectual bridge. A lot of people don't cross. A lot of the time they don't want to have that, even if you.

[Langston Kerman]

Want to take some of the weighted language off of it. Because I get it. Like, you. You start to use, like, the sort of, like, liberal young person verbiage, and you start to feel less yourself. I understand that instinct, but just, we hated women. We were mean to fucking women is a simple enough breakdown of like, damn, I think I hated women. Women. Ah, well, I'm better now. Is such an easy revelation to be had.

[David Bori]

We just did it.

[Miles Gray]

We did it and said, damn, I fucking hate myself.

[David Bori]

Yeah.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Cause that was corny.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah, I was. And I reduced, like, the whole idea of, like, a woman to, like, this flattened sort of, like, concept of, like, a game where it's like, can I unlock sex? And, like, no type of.

[David Bori]

No type of dynamics in their personalities.

[Miles Gray]

No, no, no.

[David Bori]

You know what I realized as I got older? I never thought I would think of a man's perspective. I never sat and thought, like, so what are women supposed to do?

[Langston Kerman]

Right?

[David Bori]

You know what I'm saying? What's her life supposed to be?

[Miles Gray]

Right? Right.

[David Bori]

She's just supposed to be okay with me being. You know what I mean? But it's like. It's very. It's not like a difficult. It's not like a difficult thing to look at, you know?

[Miles Gray]

Right.

[Langston Kerman]

No, it's. It's so easy to look at. And these motherfuckers who can't are losers. And, ladies, if you're with somebody who hasn't yet admitted that he used to be real fucking lame about the way he treated you, then he might be a bad guy, baby girl.

[Miles Gray]

I don't know.

[Langston Kerman]

Maybe he was.

[David Bori]

Hey, maybe he was progressive. There were. There were guys. Shout out to all the Lamars out there.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Bori]

There were guys early. You had to go to Korea or wherever he went.

[Miles Gray]

The other people I was enlisted with came back different.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, Well, I did a little bit of research on the subject of rainbow parties. And while the Oprah clip is sort of when it becomes most popular, Miles, I think you know this too. According to Wikipedia, there is a Christian pediatrician who first wrote about the subject in 2002. Her book How Teen Sex is Killing Our Kids basically creates all these allegations of adolescents suffering from cancer, suffering from sterility, acute infections, and unwanted pregnancies as a consequence of starting sexual activity too early in life.

So she writes this book in 2002, basically being like, you kids are dying because they're too goddamn damn horny, and there's nothing you can do.

[Miles Gray]

You'll never Believe the kind of she's talking about now.

If this is where she started 18 years ago, 15 years ago, you can't. I'll give you one guess what website she's regularly publishing. The Daily Wire. Bro. She's on that. Ben Shapiro's like health expert now. Yeah, yeah.

[David Bori]

Famed pussy enthusiast Ben Shapiro.

[Miles Gray]

It's wet. No, no, no. Something's wrong. Something's definitely wrong.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[Miles Gray]

No, no, no. If there's that kind of moisture, you should, you should absolutely consult a medical professional because something is definitely wrong with some kind of disorder.

[Langston Kerman]

There's a quote from the book which this woman claims was relayed to her by a 14 year old girl in Michigan. Again, she says Allison had heard some kids were going to have a rainbow party, but had no idea what that meant. Still, she thought it might be fun and arranged to attend with a friend. After she arrived, several girls, all in the eighth grade, were given different shades of lipstick and told to perform oral sex on different boys to give them, quote, unquote, rainbows. Once she realized what was happening, Alison was too stunned and frightened. Frightened to do anything. When a girl gave her some lipstick, she refused at first, but with repeated pressure, finally gave in. It was one of the grossest things I've ever done.

[Miles Gray]

Oh, God.

[Langston Kerman]

My God.

[Miles Gray]

My God. It always starts off that way. I heard some kids, I heard about it. And this is like the thing when, when you, when you start like, what.

[David Bori]

Are you doing talking to little girls about getting. Sucking dicks. Get a real job. How about that?

[Langston Kerman]

That's a really big sort of flag inside of a lot of. What I discovered here is that it's a lot of adults talking to children, quote, unquote, children about their sexual activity and then relaying it to each other.

[Miles Gray]

Right.

[Langston Kerman]

It's fucking weird.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah. Well, and also like from, from people who are so, like on the abstinence side of the spectrum too. Like a Christian pediatrician. Like, I can't even fathom a conversation where she's like. And tell me about like the wild sex shit you ever done, you know.

[Langston Kerman]

To coax this out of this girl.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah. Like, it feels. This is why, like, again, like, my theory with how this started. It sounds like a lie a boy told. You know what I mean? And then from there it's very lie, by the way. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Because it has everything. It has everything in the grand scheme.

[Langston Kerman]

Of like, if I'm just gonna make up some for, for my friends and community to enjoy It's a very funny, very cool lie. Kudos to that young man.

[Miles Gray]

Exactly.

[David Bori]

If I'm gonna lie on my dick, let it be wearing a Technicolor dream coat.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah, exactly.

[Langston Kerman]

Because so many women suck that.

That it changed into all the colors it captain planted it into fucking the perfect penis.

[David Bori]

My shit gets sucked so much, they have to make a gay mouth of it.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah. And they have to verify who did it. According to this color chart.

[David Bori]

We have invitations and RSVPs to my.

[Miles Gray]

And it's a party.

[Langston Kerman]

Sucks so much it looks like a twister board. Start crawling on it and putting their hands and feet in different places.

[David Bori]

Left with green.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah. So that happened.

[David Bori]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. How was your summer?

[Miles Gray]

And that definitely happened. So that's what I'm trying to tell y', all, man. Like, y' all gotta hear about these rainbows parties. And like, it also, too. Because that was a funny thing. I remember asking, like, you know when you're in high school, like, you're with all your friends, like a nutrition period or whatever, and someone's bringing it up. And I remember all the girls are like, what the fuck are you talking about? Like, all the girls I knew were like, that is disgusting. I would never fucking. Y' all are fucking disgusting. I don't fuck with any of y'. All. Like, I don't fuck with anybody enough, not even my own friends to be like, girl, we better go hit the Mac counter and get all these different shades of lipstick because we're doing a rainbow party tonight. Like, that is such a weird. It's like a concept of a woman that is created in a man's fantasy world. And you need something like this to sort of, like, get yourself through your, you know, incel sort of life to.

[Langston Kerman]

Be like, yeah, yeah. That was the part that. That even in the story that. That the girl is telling feels so false. Where she had never heard of the rainbow parties, was not invited to the rainbow parties, but somehow is able to just show up, up as a plus one with a different friend. And it's like, nah, dog. If you were at a rainbow party, I bet there were a lot of very consenting people in that room. Everybody knew why they were there, and everybody that was there was ready to be there. There was no, like, maybe I'll check it out and see what happens type.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Exactly. I mean, it's funny too. Like, you talk about, like, people talk, like, the. Even the idea of bringing up this, like, myth with your kids. There's this other clip that I found it's from some show called Mom Logic. And for whatever reason, I clocked Shawnee o', Neal, Shaq's ex wife, as one of the three moms talking. But again, it's like a short clip where it's. It's doing the same thing where it's like, have you heard of this fake thing? And then they're all like, oh, no. What's. What's going on with our kids?

[Shaunie O'Neal]

Yeah, yeah, about rainbow parties. Oh, what's a rainbow party? I'm sorry to tell you. You do need to know what a rainbow party is. It's not happy little elves and fairies. It's starting in junior high, and they're very popular now. They're oral sex parties in which each girl is given a different color lipstick, and the boys go around and receive oral sex from all the girls with a different lipstick. So then they end up with rings of lipstick around their penis, and the guy with the most rainbow colors on his penis wins.

[Miles Gray]

Whatever.

[Langston Kerman]

He wins.

[Shaunie O'Neal]

I don't know. I guess he wins a lot of oral sex that night.

[Langston Kerman]

That's shocking.

[Shaunie O'Neal]

But that's.

[David Bori]

Can I say.

And allow me to put my conspiracy theory hat on, please. I'm steepling for the people at home.

[Langston Kerman]

Please.

[David Bori]

These two white ladies are into it, right? Oh, there's an undercurrent of excitement that these two women. Right. Shaunie o' Neal is not into it.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah, she's two white ladies.

[David Bori]

You see that?

[Miles Gray]

Why?

[David Bori]

Oh, my God. That's disgusting.

[Miles Gray]

Now let me find out.

[David Bori]

Is that not the tone?

[Miles Gray]

Am I.

[David Bori]

Maybe I'm misreading the tone. It is.

[Miles Gray]

It's cheeky. It's definitely. There's a cheekiness.

[Langston Kerman]

I felt it much more from. From Oprah, the devil in this bluish green than I did from the other lady.

[Miles Gray]

Right, right.

[Langston Kerman]

Very different than the Oprah clipped. I felt like those women were reacting very genuinely and honestly to having heard about this for the first time. Time. This feels very much like they talked about ahead of time. This is. We're gonna talk about rainbow parties, and you're gonna have to pretend to be surprised when I say it.

[Miles Gray]

Right.

[Langston Kerman]

This feels very planned and plotted to me.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah. I think maybe it's her charisma as, like, Whoever this, like, Dr. Shannon Fox woman is who's doing the talking. Like, she's trying to be all, like, have y' all heard? Because it. I know what you mean, David. It feels like the momentum of what she's saying is eventually gonna end with shit. A.

[David Bori]

Like.

[Miles Gray]

And that's what we're Doing tonight, girl, That's.

[David Bori]

Doesn't it feel, like, tonally Shawnee, clearly not into it. I will say that she does not like you.

[Miles Gray]

She had. Yeah, that. That felt like the authentic disgust of, like, a person. Like, the fuck are y' all talking?

[Langston Kerman]

What?

[David Bori]

Yeah, she thinks it's nasty, the other two.

[Miles Gray]

But, yeah, look, we'll. We'll hear from Shani. I think. I think she says something right after.

[Shaunie O'Neal]

Very common, and especially now. A lot of people are involved in, like, abstinence only movements, which I'm a fan of abstinence in high school, I have to say. But they're not taught that oral sex is at least as intimate as intercourse.

Girls wouldn't admit that they were even doing the.

[Miles Gray]

Or.

[Shaunie O'Neal]

That was like, you know, you did. Wow. The good old days. You were like a super freak if you did that.

[David Bori]

You know what I mean?

[Shaunie O'Neal]

It was a natural.

[Miles Gray]

She loves it. Come on.

[David Bori]

She loves it.

Also. What is the issue here? Intimacy. That's what she's stating.

The thing that they're not trying. They're trying to keep kids away from intimacy.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

I think certainly they are using. They're using weird language, you know what I mean? Where we're really making this about, like, a broad, sweeping sexual problem and less about, like. Like, if we're concerned about rainbow parties, just make it about rainbow parties. I don't want my daughter sucking 10 dicks in a night, and certainly not 10 dicks that 10 other ladies sucked. Whatever. But don't make it about, like, sex in general. That seems.

[Miles Gray]

That's why you're. Yeah, I think that's why this specific theory is. It's really just built for, like, moral panic. It's really not about to, like, drill down on what the thing is. It's just to be. Be like, oh, here's the. The talking point of the day to be like. And that's. Look at all these kids. They're nasty. This is. This is the problem with what's happening. And it's not necessarily about, like, do we need to be educating kids more about sex or other things like that? It's like, they're so nasty. Y'. All?

[David Bori]

Right?

[Miles Gray]

Yeah, I remember the good old days when you were bullied. You were bullied into a mental health crisis for admitting you were doing anything remotely intimate with someone. Somebody.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. It's like, what. What is the nostalgia you're reaching for that we sit around. We want our kids to sit around a table, repressed, talking to each other about a future that never was. You know what I Mean, like, yeah. What are you talking about?

[Miles Gray]

Yeah, and there's just definitely more of an emphasis on, like, the girls involved than, like, the guys involved, too. Because then, like, all of these things usually are, like, go hand in hand, like, with trying to just be like. And this is why people need less control over their bodies, because if you let them, they're doing like this.

[Langston Kerman]

Besides the Oprah clip, there's, like, a history of other times that rainbow parties have come up in various forms of media. There's a 2005 book written by a dude named Paul Rudis called Rainbow Party that's about that subject. Somehow he wrote an entire book about it. This adult man. There's a 2010 episode of the Doctors about Rainbow Party. There's a 2015 law and order episode about a measles outbreak brought on by Rainbow Party. And there's a 15 minute Icelandic short film called Rainbow Party about this very subject.

[David Bori]

I mean, can I say shout out to Law and Order? That's the only negative consequence I've heard in all these things.

It's like measles. Okay. You don't want to get measles. That's. That's like an in. That makes sense to me.

[Langston Kerman]

Right?

[Miles Gray]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

Everything else is. I don't. Nobody's even. They're not even talking about, like, STDs or are these kids. It's literally just sucking dicks.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. No, the fear is the sexuality itself, not the consequences of it, in this case. And that's.

[Miles Gray]

Right, Right. Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

That's very telling.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah. And I mean, like, again, it falls apart when you just start asking questions about, like, is everybody showing each other, like, how do these come together? Whose house is it at?

[Langston Kerman]

Dudes.

[Miles Gray]

Right. Yeah.

[David Bori]

Yeah. Why are you only talking to women who participate? You don't think there's dudes chopping at the bit to tell somebody?

[Miles Gray]

Right? And. Yeah, and no one can. Like, no one's even. No one's even wild enough to lie about it. Like, you're like, yeah, I went to a rainbow party. Like, no, you fucking didn't. They're like, no, you're right.

But I know somebody at a public school that did. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. Keep going, keep going.

[Langston Kerman]

So, Miles, you've used this term already, but experts, despite all of the appearances of this in public conversations and media and shit, experts say that this is completely fabricated, that there are no rainbow parties. And certainly if there were, it was, like, one that probably went terribly wrong and no one ever did again.

But it's certainly there is no evidence to substantiate these claims that there are rainbow parties, much less rampant ones amongst 8th graders and shit.

[Miles Gray]

Right. Yeah, it was just something that horny kids had to keep the memory alive in their minds, basically. Which, I don't know, I guess it's more of a commentary on horniness than anything.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. And sort of the despising of horniness, I would say, right?

[Miles Gray]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Bori]

The hatred of your own horny.

[Langston Kerman]

The hatred of your.

[Miles Gray]

Don't hate the horn.

[David Bori]

Come on. Hate the game.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Now you use the term moral panic, which they basically say is a threat of a person or persons leading to the corruption of societal values and institutions. So. So this moral panic was coined by this guy named Stanley Cohen who says moral panic is a condition, episode person or group of persons who emerges to become defined as a threat to societal values and interests. And while this issue is identified and could be real, the issue he claims that the exaggerated seriousness, extent and typicality and or inevitability of the harm is exaggerated. Exaggerated, right.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah, I mean they're like every, I mean we're always looking. There's always some kind of moral panic happening, you know, around. Especially like right now. Whether it's like they're like kids are going to the bathroom in a sandbox. Like, like. Yeah, it's like no, they're not.

[David Bori]

Been there, done that.

[Miles Gray]

Have you?

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Miles Gray]

No man, like no. Nobody's going. Or like, you know, just even like with like human trafficking, like how, you know, we've got like these weird ass movies that like, are these depictions of like a kind of human trafficking like that does not exist but is meant there to sort of keep this sort of, you know, fear in our society. To be able to then introduce like other laws that are more restrictive. And it's just kind of, they're, you know, they're part and parcel of like, you know, how our society becomes like more progressive or liberal and then how it becomes more conservative and like we're, we're just in one of those eras again I think right now.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. But here's what we should do. We, we will take a break. We're going to take one more break. As demanded by Justin. He screams at us, he says, take two breaks, you stupid.

[Miles Gray]

God damn it.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm so goddamn tired of having to make up breaks because you don't shut the fuck up for a minute and throw to a commercial. So we're going to throw to a commercial and we'll be back with more Miles Gray and more My mama told me.

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[David Bori]

And we are back to wrap up our discussion on rainbow parties. Rainbow parties. Do they work? Will they work?

[Langston Kerman]

Do they work?

[Miles Gray]

Do they work?

[David Bori]

Should we throw one?

[Langston Kerman]

I think they work.

[Miles Gray]

Look.

[David Bori]

Well, I don't. Here's one thing that. There would be adult rainbow parties if they were right.

[Langston Kerman]

That's true.

[David Bori]

There would be rainbow party pornos. There would be rainbow party porn parodies. Like, this would all be. You know what I mean?

[Langston Kerman]

This would.

[David Bori]

It would have got into practice if it was a viable thing.

[Langston Kerman]

I also think, not for nothing, that's the issue with the imagineers over in porn is like, y' all gotta start getting into conspiracy theory porn more than just doing stuff that already exists.

[David Bori]

Sounds like somebody's horny.

[Langston Kerman]

Like, stop just remaking the things that exist and start really. Start imagining us a future sex for us. Right? Like, I don't. Yeah, I don't need more stepson shit. I need you to imagine what other family members no one has ever thought to fuck. You know what I mean?

[David Bori]

Like, really, this is a crazy take.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah, give us an example.

[David Bori]

Yeah, I was with you until that last part.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm not saying that specifically. I'm merely talking through the emotionality. I'm saying seeking.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

I want them to truly prove themselves as artists.

[Miles Gray]

Well, there used to be. There used to be those porn videos that Bang Bros made that were like. It would be like a stripper and everybody's giving them head. Like at a bachelorette party.

[David Bori]

Yes, I remember. You know what I mean?

[Miles Gray]

But that wasn't. They. That wasn't like a rainbow party. They're just like. It was just kind of group oral sex video.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

Also, if you look into it, not a career option.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, yeah. Usually kind of like, those are like, those video. There was such a genre of video that were like, just fake stuff. Like, there would be those ones like. Like. Like college parties where people were just having sex in the middle of the college party. I remember I grew up in. I grew up in the San Fernando Valley, so that's where all that shit is shot. And I remember I had a friend who I was in marching band with this, like, nerdy dude. He hit me up. He's like, hey, bro, I'm working with this porn company. And you know, we're about to throw one of them college parts parties, you know, if you want to come through or whatever. And I'm like, whoa, what, bro? I'm like, I mean, I'm not a performer. He's like, nah, man. He's like, this. It's actual porno people. He's like, you just gotta like, make it look like. Like a house party. And I remember. I. I remember. I was like, all right, say less. And I told my friends, like, yo, we're about to go see one of these things happen. It was the most uncomfortable situation I'd ever been in my life.

[David Bori]

So you're in a porno?

[Miles Gray]

Oh, I was. I was nowhere near, like, the inner circle to be, like, captured on video. Because, like, once I saw how it's set up, I'm like, bro, let's just smoke weed outside and get the out of here.

[David Bori]

Like, how is it set up?

[Miles Gray]

It was basically like, it was at this house in Northridge, and it, like, from the outside, it looked like just a wild Halloween party. Like, all these people were going in and out in costumes. And then, like, off the, like, main living room, there was like, another sort of smaller family room, like, den kind of thing. And that's where they were having sex, like, on video. And so, like, the real wild ass people who wanted to be up in it were, like, in that. Like, they packed that room out and then. So, like, so it was a smaller place. So in the background, you just saw all these bodies moving around as if, like, yeah, man, this is just normally happening at this party. And they had, like, kegs and. But by the end of it, like, most people were like, what the fuck? And also, like, every, like, woman that was there was like, what the fuck am I at right now? Like that. But we were going to a costume party, and I was like, yeah, that's.

[Langston Kerman]

My point about the rainbow parties is there's no way that the. That make it into that room go, well, I didn't know what I was getting myself into, right, bitch, yes, you did. Because everybody who was reasonable went outside to smoke and was rolling their eyes. When they walked in, they were like, no, this is the devil's work.

[Miles Gray]

I'm not gonna. Right?

[Langston Kerman]

I'm not gonna participate in this. I think it's great. I'm happy they're doing it, but I'm not fucking about to go into the wildest room that's ever existed.

[Miles Gray]

I'm like, am I built for that? Even as a kid, I would've been so humiliated I'm like, I can't get, get naked in front of no other people, man.

[David Bori]

Oh, I would not have, I would.

[Miles Gray]

Have been like, I gotta go. Like, like even if there was. I feel like, even though if, like, Even if like 17 year old me, 16 year old me, whatever was at the precip, like the threshold to enter a rainbow party, I would be like, nah, you know, I got my, my, my calf hurts, man. I don't want to tear it if.

[Langston Kerman]

I have a. I actually had a rainbow party about three days ago. They say it's not good to double up.

[Miles Gray]

I actually did two rainbows earlier, so I'm good, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I also took like, I also took like three ecstasies before I got here. So, you know, I'm kind of messed up.

[Langston Kerman]

You know. I actually gave up rainbow parties for Lent. So I'm, I'm trying to cleanse myself, but I'll be back on my rainbow shit. The last little thing that I'll, I'll throw your way. And you were starting to bring this up before we, we went to break is that this moral panic is actually a condition we've seen throughout history, specifically around things like the Red scare of the 40s and 50s, the devil's music relating to blues and jazz, rock and roll, hip hop, all the switchblades, apparently in the 50s were this terrifying thing that everybody was, was morally panicking about.

[David Bori]

They were right about that one.

That is scary.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, it's scary. But they were like, every kid has a switchblade and they're all switched stabbing each other and shit.

[Miles Gray]

Right. Dungeons and Dragons, they were even against.

[Langston Kerman]

Dragons, was apparently one.

[David Bori]

I thought the nerds were gonna learn.

[Miles Gray]

Magic and get it satanic, you know what I mean?

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, it was like satanic shit.

[Miles Gray]

Yeah. And yeah, you get those every now and then too.

[Langston Kerman]

The satanic panic, the AIDS epidemic is, is another one. And video games and of course my personal favorite, the war on Dr.

[Miles Gray]

Drugs.

[Langston Kerman]

All examples.

[David Bori]

Do you guys feel like. I know this is a tone change at the end. I just have always been curious about this. Do you feel like our age, we got AIDS the worst. Like we were the ones.

[Miles Gray]

Oh, like this scared.

[David Bori]

We got AIDS from the time we were little kids.

[Miles Gray]

Right.

[David Bori]

Like other people kind of found it as an adult. So they were already kind of into their ways. We were like taught to be scared of sex or not scared, whatever.

[Miles Gray]

From a very potential for. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Bori]

Like the Runway to AIDS for us was really long.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. I will say I think we got the worst Sex education of all the generations, like, we. We got all the fear after the worst version of what could happen to you was fully activated. And adults had like, Right. Gotten all their rocks off. So they weren't like, sex positive anymore. They were like, nah, I'm washed and you will be too.

[David Bori]

I feel like we were the generation who. We're the only ones who gave condoms a real shot.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bori]

Yes.

[Miles Gray]

Really tried.

[David Bori]

Everybody else was like, I'm not. I'm 28 years old. I'm not doing that.

[Langston Kerman]

God damn.

[Miles Gray]

I'm not in the military.

[David Bori]

We were 16. Like, you got these condoms, right?

[Miles Gray]

And we're like, no, but everything that can happen, I remember. Yeah, because I. That whole thing, right? Like, I grew. What? I was born in 84. So I remember going to the AIDS walk in like 1990, like as a six year old, and they were handing out condoms and shit, and I was like, what the going on? My dad's like, yeah, man. Like, because this is how you can. This safe sex. It's about safe sex and even like tlc. You know what I mean? Like that. Yeah, yeah. Like, everybody, like, condoms were just sort of like part of the aesthetic. And like, everyone knew that, like, the. The risk involved was potentially death. And then I remember fucking Philadelphia coming out and like, wow.

[Langston Kerman]

Had a condom as an eyepatch. That was our culture.

[David Bori]

And you know what? Nobody said T boz left eye or chili. Nobody was like, hey, these kind of suck.

Nobody ever was like, hey, it does not feel as good. I just wish somebody would have said it. Nobody said it.

[Miles Gray]

Right, right.

[David Bori]

And like, said it to us because it was.

[Miles Gray]

And I think that's what sort of made it even more effective because it was dealing with something that was very real and very serious. But it. I think when you have a child sort of idea with like not knowing anything about sex and you're. You're sort of an immediate association is like, I could potentially die. Yeah. Yeah, that definitely throws shit off a bit.

[Langston Kerman]

No, it fully throws you. I. I've talked about this before on the podcast. I grew up a kid who was watching 2020 every night, like with my mom. That was just our shit. Was like always watching 20 20. And to this day, I still get scared from this episode they had where they microwave soup. Like they were warning people that their. Your microwaves might fight back at you, sort of. Because you could microwave soup and if you drop a spoon in the bowl too fast, there could be like a reaction that causes the soup to explode into your face. And they had this girl on there who was terribly scarred from, like, hot cocoa or some shit, that she dropped a spoon in too fast and it blows your face up and you'll look like a terrible ghoul. And to this fucking day, I am terrified that there's going to be a chain reaction from me heating up soup or something in a microwave.

[Miles Gray]

Oh, that's.

[David Bori]

You've eaten soup like that?

[Langston Kerman]

That, bro. I try it all.

I'm a wild guy over here, man.

[Miles Gray]

Having a rainbow soup party. And.

[Langston Kerman]

I got about six soups set up. Yeah, it's a rainbow in my belly.

[Miles Gray]

Call me to live because I'm getting hit with the soup blast, baby.

[Langston Kerman]

I think. I think we did it. I think. I think we. We covered what we needed to cover here. It sounds like we're all agreement that rainbow parties probably were not real. And if they were, invite me next time. Don't. Don't be like that.

[Miles Gray]

Don't hold out now.

[Langston Kerman]

That ain't cool to not invite everybody to the rainbow party. Miles, you want to tell the people where they can find you and what cool shit you have going on?

[Miles Gray]

Yeah, find me at Miles of Gray on Twitter, whatever they got at Symbols. I'm at Miles of gray. Even on PlayStation Network. You know, I keep it. I keep it consistent. You can also find me on the daily news, politics, culture, comedy show I do called the Daily Zeitgeist. And if you'd like 90 Day Fiance, I also do a. A podcast called 420 Day Fiance with Sophia, Alexandra and yeah, a bunch of shit. But anyway, yeah, check my socials out. You can see it all there.

[Langston Kerman]

Hell yeah. Bori, what you got?

[David Bori]

Cool guy jokes87 on Instagram. That's the only place I'm at, except. Except for Patreon. Patreon.com davidbori D A V I D G B O R I E I just filmed my special last week. It was great. Thank you so much to everybody that came out.

[Langston Kerman]

Hell yeah. So do all that stuff, Patreon, and be ready to buy that shit when it comes out. And as always, you can follow me at Langston Kerman. I'm on all the social media. I don't even be using it like that, but I'm on there. And if you want to send us your own drops, your own conspiracy theories, if you want to tell us who in the Asian or Mexican community was sucking dicks until they had to get their stomach pumped, send it all to my mama pot gmail.com we would love to hear from you and buy the merch. Subscribe like do all those things. That's it.

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