There Are No Dinosaurs (with Kanisha Buss)

Summary

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My Momma Told Me: "There Are No Dinosaurs" with Kanisha Buss

Podcast: My Momma Told Me (Big Money Players Network & iHeartPodcasts)
Hosts: Langston Kerman & David Gborie
Guest: Kanisha Buss
Date: March 24, 2026
Main Theme:
A hilariously deep dive into the Black conspiracy theory that dinosaurs never existed, and that the so-called “dinosaur” bones are clever fabrications to hide the truth about dragons and other ancient mysteries. The episode also explores cultural nostalgia, family dynamics, and, as always, plenty of laughs around Blackness and skepticism.

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Episode Overview

Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie, joined by guest comedian Kanisha Buss, dissect the conspiracy that dinosaurs are a myth—fabricated by “the system” to cover up the existence of dragons and other magical creatures. The conversation is, as always, as much about community, growing up Black, and hilarious tangents, as it is about fringe theories themselves.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Conspiracy Icebreakers & Drinks of the Past

• Juice Nostalgia: Warm-up riffing on juice drink conspiracies and nostalgia for home-mixed drinks, Kool-Aid concentrates, and the disappearance of old brands like Tang and Arbor Mist.
  • [06:18] David Gborie: “They started putting negative stereotypes out about… Kool-Aids concentrates because Big Beverage was trying to make some more money.”
• Childhood Drinks and Hoods: How certain commodities (like Kool-Aid and Mad Dog 20/20) got embedded in Black culture, sometimes through odd evolutions and mistaken branding.
  • [08:29] Kanisha Buss: "You know that's not even the real name of Mad Dog... It's a Jewish dinner wine!"
• Modern Drink Critique: Mocking current drink fads and expressing disdain for the new breed of sugary premixed alcohols (e.g., buzz balls).

2. Teacher Stories & Growing Up

• School Memories: The crew recalls eccentric teachers, the weirdness of going from student to teacher, and being young and too close in age to high schoolers.
  • [13:13] Kanisha Buss: “I was a teacher for five years before I got into entertainment.”
• Planet Fitness Realness: Comparing LA Fitness and Planet Fitness, including the social norms (like working out in jeans) and how Black folk show up to the gym however they like.
  • [16:22] Langston Kerman: “When you belong to Planet Fitness, you show up as you are.”

3. Matching Outfits, Sibling Dynamics, and Colorism

• Reluctance to Match: Both Kanisha and Langston dislike the trend of families/partners matching outfits ("twinning"), linking it back to their multiracial family backgrounds and not looking alike with siblings.
  • [19:03] Langston Kerman: “[My siblings and I] don’t even look alike… the idea of you putting us in matching outfits would have looked nuts.”
• Family Colorism: Hilarious, frank conversation about skin tone differences within Black families and how it shapes identity.
  • [19:45] David Gborie: “You got a dark-skinned sister?”
  • [20:44] Kanisha Buss: "He looked borrowed. Like we had our cousin with us."

4. Interracial Dynamics

• Unique Racial Mix-ups: Kanisha reveals she has a white mom in a mostly Black family, flipping the “typical” mixed experience.
  • [22:02] Kanisha Buss: “My mom is the only white child. My mom and my grandma are the only white people in the family.”
• Relationship Stereotypes: They joke about boring interracial couples vs those that are truly “complicated and interesting.”
  • [23:02] Langston Kerman: “What we really want… is two motherfuckers that don’t get it at all.”

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5. Main Conspiracy: There Are No Dinosaurs (Just Dragons)

[24:10 – 33:42]

<div style="font-size:110%;"> <b>[24:10] Kanisha Buss:</b> “And that's a fact. And I just do not believe in dinosaurs. I think it's all fake. All those bones. They make them. They make them. They bury ‘em, then they come like, ‘Oh, look what we got here.’ Now dragons are real, and they're using dinosaurs to cover up for dragons.” </div>

• The Heart of the Theory: According to Kanisha, dinosaurs are a grand hoax, with “the powers that be” hiding the real truth—dragons once roamed the earth.
• Details & Justification:
  • The colors and designs of dinosaurs as displayed in museums apparently come from nowhere—“Why is it purple?” [27:24]
  • Museums mostly show replica bones, which Kanisha claims is more evidence that “the real ones don’t exist.”
  • The story is perpetuated to “cover up magic in the world”—if people knew about dragons (and giants), they’d realize their own untapped mystical potential.
    • [30:23] Kanisha Buss: “Because they don't want us to believe in more mythical, magical things that we really are... If we really knew how powerful we were, a lot of shit wouldn't be happening.”
• Passing it on to the Kids: Kanisha actively teaches her daughter that dinosaurs aren’t real—causing beef with teachers—and claims she won’t even buy her dinosaur-shaped nuggets for fear of “letting fake fossils in the house.”
  • [28:45] Kanisha Buss: “She can believe in the Easter Bunny, but she ain’t believing no damn dinosaurs, okay?... I don’t even buy dinosaur nuggets.”
• How to Spread the Word: Use the same child-to-child pipeline the school system does: “Tell a child to tell a child. So she’s at school telling…”

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6. Dragons, Giants, and Other Creatures

• Types of Dragons: Discussion about the variety of “real” dragons—Chinese, European, and their mythical roles.
  • [36:39] David Gborie: "Whose dragons do you think are real? Chinese dragons or the other ones?"
  • [37:17] Kanisha Buss: “They're fun, too. Those dragons are a lot of fun. They move… They dance like Chris Tucker.”
• The Petrified Giants Sub-Theory: Kanisha links petrified rock formations to the remains of ancient giants: “...all the petrified rocks are big ass giants.” [36:16]
• Geographical Skepticism: Hosts point out it’s odd most major dinosaur “discoveries” are in China, North America, or Argentina, but not Africa—where “life began.” Kanisha says Black people simply “don’t have time to lie.”
  • [44:19] David Gborie: “Because what don't you find in Africa?”
  • [44:25] Kanisha Buss: “Because Black people don’t got time to lie.”

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7. Museum Skepticism and Assembly Doubt

• Replica Controversy: Museums now disclose that most "bones" displayed are replicas. Kanisha and the hosts see this as suspect and further evidence of global fabrication.
  • [45:13] Kanisha Buss: "Because more people are finding out they’re not real. So they’re trying to cover their tracks."
• Paleontological Construction: Langston and David share their own doubts about the scientific accuracy of assembling dinosaur skeletons from bones:
  • [49:01] Langston Kerman: “There’s a lot of shit that can be happening with the middle that is not being acknowledged in the assembly of these creatures.”

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8. Listener Voicemail: The Hot Dog (Glizzy) Struggle

[51:34 – 59:59]

• A fan from the DMV (DC-Maryland-Virginia) calls in drunkenly passionate about the “conspiracy” to shame Black men out of eating hot dogs ("glizzies").
  • [52:27] Caller Jeremiah: “I think it's a conspiracy theory to keep brothers away…from eating glizzies.”
  • The hosts roast his hot dog eating methods, theorize about the supposed “emasculation” of eating hot dogs in public, and share nostalgic stories of poverty meals.
  • [54:45] David Gborie (parodying): “He’s like, we share hot dogs from both sides. That’s how me and my daddy did it.”
• Discussion moves to cultural gatekeeping around hot dog condiments (like Chicago’s “no ketchup” rule), and the universality of hot dogs as a "struggle meal.”
  • [56:46] Kanisha Buss: “I got cussed out in Chicago… and it says you cannot have ketchup for your hot dog. Don’t even ask!”
  • They commiserate on making do with microwave meals, ramen, hot dogs, and riffs about the joys and shame of “prisoner cuisine.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On paleontology:
  [27:24] Langston Kerman: “Why is it purple?... It don’t gotta be purple.”
• On child pedagogy:
  [28:53] Kanisha Buss: “No dinosaur nuggets. Wood nuggets.”
• On skepticism’s true purpose:
  [29:32] Kanisha Buss: “I'm not afraid of things that aren't real… False information. And I don't want my daughter walking around thinking that dinosaurs are real and they're not.”
• On Black folks and honesty:
  [44:25] Kanisha Buss: “Black people don’t got time to lie.”
• On museum displays:
  [45:13] Kanisha Buss: "Because more people are finding out they’re not real. So they’re… [now] putting ‘this is a replica.’ Where the bones at then?"
• On ignorance and fun:
  [47:30] Kanisha Buss: “I mean the misinformed are always having a great time. Ignorance is bliss… Rose colored glasses. Enjoy.”
• On Black unity and dragons:
  [39:41] Kanisha Buss: "Just us and dragons. Maybe you get those Game of Thrones people on the horn. We got a new series."
• Caller Jeremiah’s passion:
  [53:31] Caller Jeremiah: “Why they take away a struggle meal for Black people? I grew up eating hot dogs, cutting up hot dogs, putting them on eggs. And why, why, why, why?”
• On adapting and enjoying your food:
  [59:49] Langston Kerman: “Glizzies. Take back your glizzies and enjoy them exactly as you want to enjoy them.”

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Timestamps for Major Segments

| Timestamp | Segment Description | |-----------|-----------------------------------------------------------------| | 06:10 | Kool-Aid/drink nostalgia + Big Beverage conspiracy | | 13:13 | Teacher stories; experiences as a young Black teacher | | 19:03 | Matching outfits, colorism, sibling differences | | 22:02 | Kanisha’s unique mixed family dynamics | | 24:10 | Main conspiracy: Dinosaurs aren’t real—dragons cover-up | | 30:23 | “Dragons are hidden to suppress our magic” | | 36:39 | Debate on Chinese/Western dragons | | 44:19 | Why aren’t dinosaur bones in Africa? | | 45:13 | Museum replica bones skepticism | | 49:01 | Are dinosaur skeletons assembled honestly or not? | | 51:34 | Listener voicemail: The Glizzy (hot dog) conspiracy | | 56:46 | Ketchup on hot dogs; Chicago & New York rules | | 59:49 | Hot dog solidarity and closing remarks |

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Additional Highlights & Tone

• The episode is energetic, improvisational, and candid. The hosts and Kanisha’s banter remains quick, irreverent, and rooted in cultural observation.
• The dinosaur/dragon conspiracy is less a serious claim and more a prism for skepticism, Black family tradition, and questioning authority.
• The hot dog “glizzy” segment—a classic riff on Black shame, culinary survival, and performative masculinity.
• Throughout, the hosts emphasize humor, self-awareness, and solidarity. They’re not “doing research”—they’re “heart first,” leading with feeling and community wisdom.

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Conclusion

This episode is a vibrant, hilarious journey through a fringe conspiracy, made most interesting by what it reveals about generational knowledge, cultural mistrust, and the power of myth. From passing down skepticism to refusing dinosaur-shaped food, to standing up for the glizzy, the trio delivers both laughs and a sense of collective curiosity. As always, their mission isn’t the facts, but the joy and camaraderie of questioning the official version—together.

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Links & Follow-Up:

• Kanisha Buss @kanishabuss (Instagram/Comedy/All Def Digital, “Microphone Masters” special, tour dates)
• Langston Kerman & David Gborie: “My Momma Told Me” Patreon & social platforms
• Send conspiracies or voicemails: [e-mail] or call 844-LIL-MOMS

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“Glizzies. Take back your glizzies and enjoy them exactly as you want to enjoy them.”
—Langston Kerman [59:49]

Transcript

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[David Bore]

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[Langston Kerman]

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[Langston Kerman]

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[David Bore]

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[Kanesha Buss]

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[David Bore]

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[Langston Kerman]

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[David Bore]

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[Langston Kerman]

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[David Bore]

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[Langston Kerman]

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[David Bore]

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[Langston Kerman]

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[David Bore]

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[Langston Kerman]

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[David Bore]

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[Kanesha Buss]

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[David Bore]

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[Kanesha Buss]

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[David Bore]

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[Kanesha Buss]

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[David Bore]

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[Langston Kerman]

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[David Bore]

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[Langston Kerman]

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[David Bore]

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[Langston Kerman]

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[David Bore]

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[Langston Kerman]

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[David Bore]

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[Langston Kerman]

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[David Bore]

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[Langston Kerman]

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[David Bore]

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[Langston Kerman]

So that we can probably spread more misinformation.

[David Bore]

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[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

Here's what I think. This is a conspiracy I've been thinking about. I think that the. They started putting negative stereotypes out about the make your own juices Kool Aids concentrates because Big Beverage was trying to make some more money. Because they know if you make it yourself, you could cut corners. Whoa. Because, remember when everybody was making their own juice? You remember that? Even the concentrate. You don't even see concentrate anymore.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh.

[Kanesha Buss]

I used to eat it with a spoon out of the can. Oh, my God.

[Langston Kerman]

And that's not what they wanted you to do. Oh.

[Kanesha Buss]

That was the original slushy. Oh, my God.

[Langston Kerman]

That's actually not how you're supposed to do that. Why not?

[Kanesha Buss]

Why not? Cause Big Breakfast don't want you to have no Slurpees.

[David Bore]

No, that's true.

[Kanesha Buss]

7 11.

[David Bore]

That's true.

[Langston Kerman]

That's crazy.

[David Bore]

You remember the koolaid of the Hawaiian punch in the can?

[Langston Kerman]

Of course.

[David Bore]

Like, all that. Where'd that go? Why do we stop?

[Langston Kerman]

You'd have to pop both sides and then pour it up.

[David Bore]

Yeah. Let it breathe.

[Langston Kerman]

Let it breathe for a second. Yes. You don't want that to oxygenate.

[David Bore]

You ever contain it,

[Langston Kerman]

Man.

[David Bore]

Isn't that crazy, though? I know.

[Kanesha Buss]

I'm like, damn, I do miss a good juice. Now that you said.

[David Bore]

A juice that you made at home. Because you'd always be like, well, you don't make this. Like, I Make it right.

[Langston Kerman]

You know what I mean?

[David Bore]

You don't make crystal light like I make crystal light. You don't make Kool Aid like I make Kool Aid.

[Langston Kerman]

I do think that there used to

[Kanesha Buss]

be Tang flavor aid.

[David Bore]

Come on.

[Langston Kerman]

Even Kool Aid as a premise feels like such a played out description of, like, hood. Like, it ain't even, like, some hood like that.

[David Bore]

That's what I'm saying.

[Langston Kerman]

They really do.

[David Bore]

Yeah. Kids are on jams.

[Langston Kerman]

Kids are on jammers.

[David Bore]

I don't know that. I'm trying to impress you guys. I don't know what the kids are drinking, man.

[Langston Kerman]

Young people love Kool Aid jammers.

[Kanesha Buss]

I haven't even had her jammers in so long.

[David Bore]

Yeah, that might be an old, even Kool Aid product.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. They're like jammers. We haven't made jammers in 14 years.

[David Bore]

We on the pouch now.

[Kanesha Buss]

These kids bad as hell. They drinking white claws y' all talking about.

[Langston Kerman]

That's fair. That's fair. And that is a sad thing about our society. Thank you for pointing that out.

[David Bore]

So do we, though. We just called it Smirnoff Ice. You remember that? Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Mad dog sprite.

[David Bore]

Ooh. 2020. Come on.

[Kanesha Buss]

You know that's not even the real name of Mad Dog.

[David Bore]

It's two Jewish people's names, Mok and David.

[Kanesha Buss]

It's a Jewish dinner wine.

[Langston Kerman]

Whoa.

[Kanesha Buss]

Yes.

[David Bore]

Which is the opposite of how it

[Langston Kerman]

got ruled out was marketed at all.

[David Bore]

I've had it in parks a lot.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh. It's like, man, it's Chevitz.

[Kanesha Buss]

Listen. And it spread without no social media anywhere. You meet somebody like. No, that's that Mad Dog. Smoking David is the name of it.

[Caller Jeremiah]

Wow.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Crazy. That is crazy. How did that happen? How did we come to think that that was somehow like a.

[David Bore]

Well, they made it sweet and red and then blue.

[Kanesha Buss]

All of them. It was up to us.

[David Bore]

Yes.

[Langston Kerman]

Nature kind of took over, and then we were like. I don't know how to pronounce those two names.

[David Bore]

It was on a Balkan D. It was on a bottom shelf, most likely.

[Kanesha Buss]

It had a little dog on it, though.

[David Bore]

It did have the dog.

[Kanesha Buss]

This is my dog.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Kanesha Buss]

Just went from there.

[Langston Kerman]

Damn.

[Kanesha Buss]

Oh, man. It was good back. Cisco. I'm thinking about all this stuff.

[David Bore]

Yeah. You guys remember Arbor Mist?

[Kanesha Buss]

Yes, of course.

[David Bore]

BlackBerry. Arbor Mist.

[Langston Kerman]

Yes. Ooh.

[David Bore]

My mom couldn't keep it in the house.

[Langston Kerman]

My mom, when she graduated from undergrad, we celebrated. That's right. That timeline is correct. I had a college time.

[David Bore]

I'm with you.

[Langston Kerman]

And she celebrated in the Basement of the house we were living in, and she cracked open a case of Arbor Mist, and I got to have one that day.

[David Bore]

Let's go.

[Kanesha Buss]

Langston, that was an adult drink. You couldn't just grab a Harbor Mist?

[David Bore]

No, that was for grownups. You were a man that day.

[Langston Kerman]

It was a big deal for me.

[David Bore]

Damn. You remember which Harbor Mist?

[Langston Kerman]

I don't. I probably blacked out, if I'm being honest with you. You know what I mean? Like, when your world explodes in that kind of way, you don't remember flavors. You remember the energy of the room.

[David Bore]

Man, that's amazing.

[Langston Kerman]

I was vibrating. I wonder if I was drunk.

[David Bore]

I wonder if we could get some vintage Arbor Mist on, like, ebay.

[Langston Kerman]

Brother, whatever is vintage about it, I don't want to experience. Yeah, that was for an error. Those chemicals aren't allowed anymore.

[David Bore]

Do you know what I mean?

[Langston Kerman]

Like, I'm good on the vintage of that.

[Kanesha Buss]

Get it on Temu. You know, they just remake everything.

[David Bore]

I would drink Temu. Arbor Mist.

[Langston Kerman]

You would drink Temu? Arbor Mist.

[David Bore]

Yeah, I've done worse, okay? And I've been seeing drinks online lately. It's still better than that. Everybody's mixing stuff with buzz balls and stuff. Yeah, You've been seeing that?

[Kanesha Buss]

Yes. Like, it's lazy.

[David Bore]

It is. It is lazy.

[Kanesha Buss]

I like my drinks built from the ground up, not already pre made.

[David Bore]

Yes. And don't make it like, it feels like everybody just wants to do layers. Like, I seen this girl. It was just peach crown green beatbox buzz ball.

[Kanesha Buss]

Yes.

[David Bore]

And it's like, yo, you know you're wrong.

[Kanesha Buss]

I don't.

[David Bore]

You know you're wrong for that. First of all, she made it on top of a car. She made three.

[Kanesha Buss]

It's a spring break video. Cause that's.

[David Bore]

No, I seen it this morning.

[Langston Kerman]

First of all, if you're putting buzz balls in your body, you're never gonna find love. You gotta make a choice. I'm not saying you won't ever find love because you've had buzz balls in the past, but at a certain point, if you want love to em your life, you gotta put the buzz balls down.

[David Bore]

At least those big ones. You can't be having those big ones, man.

[Kanesha Buss]

The fish tank ones?

[David Bore]

Yeah. You can't have that and commit to another person.

[Langston Kerman]

How could you? You've got all this buzz ball to finish off.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

It's not possible.

[David Bore]

The coffee one. I didn't think buzzball was gonna catch on. That's how you know we're down bad. Like, as a country, it's It's.

[Langston Kerman]

It's backup.

[David Bore]

That's what I'm saying.

[Langston Kerman]

The stock is rising.

[David Bore]

That's what I'm saying.

[Kanesha Buss]

Everywhere right now.

[David Bore]

It's bad.

[Langston Kerman]

Nah, it's rough. God damn. Our guest today, she ain't down bad.

[David Bore]

No buzz balls.

[Langston Kerman]

No buzz balls as far as we know. You buzzball free?

[Kanesha Buss]

I'm buzz ball free.

[Langston Kerman]

That's beautiful. We're so happy she's here. She's an amazing comedian for all places. Bet. Comedy Central. Fucking. She has a brand new special on Comcast.

[Kanesha Buss]

Yes.

[Langston Kerman]

She's phenomenal. I'm a big fan. David's a big fan. Give it up for Kenesha Buss. Hi, guys.

[Kanesha Buss]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Can you lend a a pencil?

[Kanesha Buss]

That's my favorite video of all time. I watched that every time.

[David Bore]

It's perfect. Because he does know all the ways

[Langston Kerman]

that they say it. He studied it.

[Kanesha Buss]

A. A pencil.

[David Bore]

Did you ever have a teacher who was, like, keyed in in the weirdest way like that? Like, no. I had a teacher who yelled at us. This fat guy named Mr. Lyle. And I'll never forget, he just broke down one day, and he was like. It was around when I Wish came out.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Kanesha Buss]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

And this girl was singing I Wish. And he was like, I can never understand how you understand all the lyrics to these songs, but no one can do AX plus B.

[Kanesha Buss]

He went.

[David Bore]

He, like, melted down. It was amazing.

[Langston Kerman]

It really bothered him.

[David Bore]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Damn.

[David Bore]

Yeah. And then I remember, because afterwards, the girl was like, voices in my head be telling me

[Langston Kerman]

the reason he's melting down, though, is because he does believe in y'.

[David Bore]

All. Oh, yeah, right.

[Langston Kerman]

Like, at his core, he's like, no, I actually think I could fix this.

[Kanesha Buss]

We were rooting for y' all if

[Langston Kerman]

you would just fucking, like, pay attention. I'm upset because I wish that you were different.

[David Bore]

I read it as he didn't like so many different songs being sung because

[Kanesha Buss]

you were supposed to be paying attention. I was a teacher for five years before I got into entertainment.

[Langston Kerman]

Yes, me too. Yeah.

[Kanesha Buss]

What grade?

[Langston Kerman]

I taught high school English.

[Kanesha Buss]

See, I did third and fourth. Now, originally in high school, I was gonna do high school. You know how they send you out for that one week? And I went to my old high school. Now, mind you, all the freshmen were seniors now.

[David Bore]

No, no, no.

[Kanesha Buss]

I was about to square up, and I was only a couple years older. The boys was cute. I was like, I'm gonna get in trouble. I have a boyfriend and me fighting after school, and I went back and switched to primary. I was like, yeah, I can'.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm not good.

[Kanesha Buss]

I'm not mature enough yet.

[David Bore]

They shouldn't let you do that at 20. 22. Feels young to go back.

[Langston Kerman]

It was wrong for them to let me do it.

[David Bore]

Like, did it feel crazy?

[Langston Kerman]

And it's not because I felt even, like, this desire to do something inappropriate. I did not. But it is this weird thing of, like, damn, I am your peer now. I am in charge. And the people that used to be my. My teachers, I have to, like, treat like they are my. It's a mind game that you should not be having to navigate.

[David Bore]

Right?

[Kanesha Buss]

That's difficult because you are not growing at that age. You think you are, then you get older and be like, man, I was a baby. They should not have sent me into that war zone, bro.

[Langston Kerman]

We had the same chest. Do you know what I mean? Like, I ain't got no muscles neither. How am I in charge of y'?

[David Bore]

All? Some of them little boys are probably stronger than you. Really?

[Langston Kerman]

That's what I'm saying. Y' all are. Some of y' all are. Nigga, you scare me.

[David Bore]

Yeah, Yeah. I don't fuck with teens now.

[Kanesha Buss]

Oh.

[David Bore]

Most of the time.

[Kanesha Buss]

I'm sorry.

[David Bore]

See him in the gym. Other side.

[Kanesha Buss]

Listen.

[David Bore]

Go on, hit them dips, big dog.

[Langston Kerman]

And you gotta stop going to a gym where teens show up, bro.

[David Bore]

It's teen out.

[Kanesha Buss]

Especially for the summer. They give them free passes during the summer.

[David Bore]

I'm going after this, and I'm dreading it because it's so many teens.

[Langston Kerman]

Fuck.

[David Bore]

Yeah. It's a lot. It's teens and then old men.

[Langston Kerman]

That sucks.

[Kanesha Buss]

What gym are you at?

[David Bore]

LA Fitness.

[Kanesha Buss]

Okay. Oh, yeah, that's. That's the teen gym. Thriving center.

[David Bore]

It's like, you're not even basketball. Basketball?

[Kanesha Buss]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

You're not even supposed to live there. It's for basketball.

[Kanesha Buss]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

I'm just an idiot.

[Langston Kerman]

You just. You just fucking around.

[David Bore]

I don't even got a pool.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh.

[Kanesha Buss]

Come to Planet Fitness with me.

[David Bore]

Okay. You like Planet Fitness?

[Kanesha Buss]

I do.

[David Bore]

Okay. I do.

[Kanesha Buss]

It's a good time because I see

[David Bore]

the propaganda online, but I don't believe that. I do believe that is propaganda.

[Langston Kerman]

They do talk nasty about it.

[Kanesha Buss]

They be talking so bad about us. And I mean, it's a little, you know, few little incidents here and there, but I like Planet Fitness.

[Langston Kerman]

I used to belong to Planet Fitness. And I will say that I've never seen as many people on the treadmill in jeans.

[Kanesha Buss]

And that's a fact. It don't mean no workout clothes. You're like, they just waltz in and get on.

[Langston Kerman]

When you belong to Planet Fitness, you show up as you are.

[Kanesha Buss]

Yes.

[David Bore]

That's crazy.

[Kanesha Buss]

Now, that's. And I think they be in flip flops, Tevas, all type of, like. They do not be in gym equipment. I will give you that.

[Langston Kerman]

It's not a place of respect as it relates to the gym as, like, an art form.

[David Bore]

Right, Right.

[Langston Kerman]

This is. This is functional workout for everybody.

[David Bore]

I do like that. And I like purple.

[Langston Kerman]

That's cool.

[Kanesha Buss]

Okay. Ivan Ooze.

[David Bore]

Is that weird?

[Langston Kerman]

No, it's just such a very specific thing to narrow in on. But they did make it their signature.

[David Bore]

It's purple as hell, though. It is. You can't. You can't get away from it. My shit's. It's all white and yellow in there.

[Kanesha Buss]

Right.

[David Bore]

Persian, guys. And I don't feel.

[Langston Kerman]

Anyway, maybe you're giving Planet Fitness.

[Kanesha Buss]

I feel like you.

[Langston Kerman]

Don't let her talk.

[David Bore]

I feel like you guys are talking crazy.

[Langston Kerman]

No, don't let her talk to you like that. That was crazy.

[David Bore]

She's Planet Fitness.

[Kanesha Buss]

Planet Fitness.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But she said it and looked at you in a way that. That made me uncomfortable. Don't let her talk.

[Kanesha Buss]

It's always a snitch in a crew.

[David Bore]

Is this a hat? I thought this was a cool hat.

[Langston Kerman]

I think it's a cool hat. Yeah. Kenesha, you came to us, and we should acknowledge.

[David Bore]

We gotta see it.

[Langston Kerman]

That's unfair of us to have gone this long without acknowledgin.

[Caller Jeremiah]

It is.

[Langston Kerman]

We're recording this on St. Patrick's Day. Yeah. You are absolutely in theme for St. Patrick's Day. Neither David or I dressed up. You didn't know.

[David Bore]

Didn't even know.

[Langston Kerman]

You had no Clue it was St. Patrick's Day. I did know it was St. Patrick's Day. In fact, I sent my child out into the world dressed in theme, and I still said, I'm not doing that.

[David Bore]

You decided not to, even after. Does she ask you when you're dressing her up, is she like, daddy, where's your. Oh, but you don't, like, match you.

[Langston Kerman]

And I've trained her well, so she

[David Bore]

doesn't even want to know.

[Langston Kerman]

She'll often ask me to match her if she thinks that there's a way to do it. But she, I think, in today's climate, was like, nah, he doesn't usually have anything I could point to and say, that's funny.

[Kanesha Buss]

I hate matching, too. I wonder why I can't twin tolo. This shit goes back to the Beginning. I never liked twin tolot. People that match together relationships, that shit makes my stomach hurt.

[David Bore]

You two are on the same wavelength, right? It makes you. You both feel angry right now. Like

[Langston Kerman]

if you match n would relax, maybe we won't be so upset.

[David Bore]

I don't give a fuck. I think he's cute.

[Langston Kerman]

Let's go. Are you. How many siblings do you have?

[Kanesha Buss]

I have shit. I think there's about seven of us. I'm the oldest. So of kids that just keep coming and coming and coming. So yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

In that way maybe that's part of it. Is like you go like, I'm so half of my siblings. We don't even look alike.

[Kanesha Buss]

Right.

[Langston Kerman]

Like we literally do not physically match. And so the idea of you putting us in matching outfits would have looked nuts. It would have literally looked crazy.

[David Bore]

You think it would have been less cute?

[Langston Kerman]

It would have been horrifying.

[David Bore]

No, see, that's your personal bias. It's cute when kids wear the same clothes, bro.

[Langston Kerman]

I was 11 when the first one or 10 when the first one showed.

[David Bore]

That's cool tea. That's cool tea.

[Kanesha Buss]

10 year difference and different color.

[Langston Kerman]

And a different color.

[David Bore]

How different, dog?

[Langston Kerman]

My youngest sister is closer to your skin color. No, I swear to God.

[David Bore]

You got a dark skinned sister?

[Langston Kerman]

I have. Most of my family is dark skinned.

[David Bore]

That makes this whole dynamic play different.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, ain't no light skinned people in my family, dog.

[Kanesha Buss]

Now it all makes sense. Look at it. The dark skinned, shocking. Oh my God.

[Langston Kerman]

You know, it's crazy.

[David Bore]

I have no idea.

[Langston Kerman]

Occurred to me to have to explain this to you. My mom is a dark skinned woman.

[David Bore]

Right.

[Langston Kerman]

Her second husband we literally called black because he was dark skinned.

[David Bore]

Been there like for real.

[Langston Kerman]

Dark skinned.

[David Bore]

Yeah. My.

[Langston Kerman]

My sister that was 10 years younger than me. At least my mom's skin tone probably darker. My youngest younger sister who's a year younger than her is closer to your skin tone. And then my youngest sister who lives in fucking Africa is as dark as all of us. All of them. And then it's me and my adopted brother who don't match nothing.

[David Bore]

All my life. I hate you.

[Kanesha Buss]

This is funny. No wonder he don't want to match. You would look down to sell like that. He looked borrowed. Like we had our cousin with us.

[David Bore]

That goes deeper to origin story too. You are always felt on the outside.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, man.

[David Bore]

Damn. That's crazy.

[Langston Kerman]

That's why when you all make these nasty light skinned jokes, well, you.

[David Bore]

It's reciprocated. It's reciprocated. Don't let him make you think I'm just coming up here because I grew up with y'. All.

[Kanesha Buss]

Listen, he's already separated. I love it.

[David Bore]

He grew up with.

[Kanesha Buss]

Go, whore.

[David Bore]

He said y'. All. He met monkey. Did you hear his. Did you hear him?

[Kanesha Buss]

I ain't hear nothing.

[Langston Kerman]

Hey, I know how to peel a banana, man.

[Caller Jeremiah]

This guy.

[David Bore]

We can't feel bad for that. We can't feel bad for that.

[Kanesha Buss]

You know, I'm gonna just sip.

[Langston Kerman]

Kenesha, you came to us dressed insane.

[Kanesha Buss]

And you insane. I'm festive. It lets you know that I am fun as hell, for one. And I got a kid, too, Literally. I'm a festive. I'm half white. So that festivity that, you know, that white woman, festive lives deep in me

[Langston Kerman]

as another half person.

[Kanesha Buss]

Yes.

[Langston Kerman]

I didn't get the festive, but I did get some stuff, so I get it, right? Yeah.

[David Bore]

Opinions on dark skinned people is really what you.

[Kanesha Buss]

Well, then your dad's white then, right? So it's a very, totally different experience.

[Langston Kerman]

You got white mom.

[Kanesha Buss]

I got a white mom.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay.

[Kanesha Buss]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

We call that the unfortunate combo.

[Kanesha Buss]

But let me tell you this. Why you want to talk about dynamics? My mom's the only white child, so my mom and my grandma are the only white people in the family.

[David Bore]

So your mom's a Langston.

[Kanesha Buss]

Yes, my mom is a Langston. So that's what makes this. I don't have the typical mixed experience. Yes. My uncles, everybody else is black. So that's what I'm gonna call my mom. Be like, look, I found another you. You're not alone.

[Langston Kerman]

That's crazy.

[Kanesha Buss]

Yes. So that's so I. I like a complicated combo.

[Langston Kerman]

I think that's the exact right way that it should be. Should be. And I think that is ultimately where we're disappointed with interracial relationships is that they often are not that interesting of a combo. It really does feel like people seeking out a person based off of a type a stereotype you think they are. And what we really want, what makes interracial couples so exciting, is two motherfuckers that don't get it at all.

[David Bore]

Yeah. That is great. That is great.

[Langston Kerman]

I don't know what you got going on, but I like you so much. I'm a push through this.

[David Bore]

I always like that. Or when your friend's like, my girl's Sri Lankan.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

Oh, what's that like?

[Langston Kerman]

I don't even know if they don't like us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's cool.

[David Bore]

You guys must be having fun in the house. Like the stuff you say to each other when nobody. Because I know what, like me and. Me and Alana say to each other when nobody cares. It's so bad. If you threw a whole other culture in there, I think it would be.

[Langston Kerman]

It's probably crazy in there. It would be nuts. And how can you be mad at that? We lie.

[David Bore]

I love that. A Japanese wife, man. We'd be going at it. Probably.

[Kanesha Buss]

What would you even talk about?

[David Bore]

Probably similar stuff. Let's just say the accents I do when the door is closed would be similar shout outs to my wife for letting me do all those accents in the house. I love you so much.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, my gosh, Kenesha, you came to us with a conspiracy theory that I'm really excited for you to talk about. Specifically, you said, my mama told me dinosaurs are a myth.

[Kanesha Buss]

And that's a fact. And I just do not believe in dinosaurs. I think it's all fake. All those bones. They make them. They make them. They bury em, then they come like, oh, look what we got here. Now dragons are real, and they're using dinosaurs to cover up for dragons.

[Langston Kerman]

Hey, press a button, man. This what I feel like

[David Bore]

laughing to

[Langston Kerman]

the bank, like,

[David Bore]

No, but I do like your conspiracy.

[Langston Kerman]

It's true. I like that it's true.

[Kanesha Buss]

They made all those bones. None of that is real, you guys.

[David Bore]

So here's my question. Unless.

[Langston Kerman]

No, please.

[David Bore]

First question. Why do you think they're trying to cover up dragons with an equal sized animal?

[Langston Kerman]

Excellent question.

[Kanesha Buss]

The same way they're trying to cover up aliens. They don't want us to know the truth, so they're using the dinosaurs as a cover up for dragons. Because imagine this.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm listening. I'm not.

[David Bore]

Imagine dragons, Yuriba.

[Langston Kerman]

Is that what you're gonna say? Because if so, he beat you to it.

[Kanesha Buss]

I know. Yeah. No, but they're trying to come from dragons and giants and all these other things. They're just be like, all right, it's just dinosaurs. They don't want us. They just don't want us to know the truth. And do I have all the information back of the.

[David Bore]

No.

[Kanesha Buss]

But I know in my heart that this shit ain't real. And I just don't believe it.

[Langston Kerman]

Here's what I like about that. This is a heart first show.

[David Bore]

Yes.

[Langston Kerman]

We lead with our heart. We don't give a fuck about facts. And we do get yelled at a lot. They'll let us know they could not correct us more often. But I'll tell you this, Kenesha. We'll never change and don't.

[Kanesha Buss]

Cause they're only feeding you the corrections of propaganda that they were giving themselves. So just because they put it in a book, they read the book. But who wrote the book? The people that don't want us to know the truth.

[David Bore]

Let's go. And if you give me 100 bones, I could put that shit together like anything.

[Kanesha Buss]

Yeah. I'm telling you, they just make. Come on. They be talking about dinosaur sound like this. Hell. Hell, you know, that's the sound.

[Langston Kerman]

I will say we don't know what

[David Bore]

people sounded like before the phonograph.

[Langston Kerman]

Listen. What really is a sort of like immediate flag for me. My daughter loves dinosaurs. Can't get enough of them. So much so that she has like this giant almost encyclopedia of all dinosaurs that like, she regularly. That's her favorite book to read.

[David Bore]

What's your favorite dinosaur?

[Langston Kerman]

It changes. Like her. She has a stuffy. This is gonna make us sound insane, but she has a stuffed animal of an anomalocaris, which is a prehistoric, like, almost invertebrate. It just looks fucking nuts. It's a weird worm with spiked legs that she has a stuffed animal of.

[Kanesha Buss]

That's something somebody drew. That shit is fake as hell. I got the perfect snuffle up of this inverted in cer. We can put a worm with some legs on it. I got the molds right here. And then that's what that is. That sounds crazy as hell.

[Langston Kerman]

It does. And even when you're reading about these things, they'll color them and they'll make them look like these really active animated animals. And it's like, bro, maybe you did find the exact fucking fossil that proves that this thing existed. Why is it purple?

[David Bore]

That's a good point.

[Langston Kerman]

It don't gotta be purple.

[David Bore]

I never even thought about that. Those aren't like natural colors.

[Langston Kerman]

We don't see bugs like that ever.

[David Bore]

Yeah. Except for dragonfly and the beetle.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, there's a few. But like, why are all of these fun colors?

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Kanesha Buss]

Because they stole it from real bugs. And I was like, yeah, you've seen that beetle. We just gonna go ahead and say that dinosaur was that color.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. There is enough illusion in the way that they present dinosaurs and prehistoric creatures that would make me at least feel sensitive about some of what they suggest to be facts, if that makes sense.

[Kanesha Buss]

I don't know. I just. I can't do it. My daughter used to like dinosaurs, but I was like. I had to break it down to her. So how old your daughter? Just so we're. She's four, okay? So mine's just getting ready to be seven. So they're around the same. So in school and everything's like dinosaurs. So I'm having problems with the teacher. Cause she had to go back and tell them that they're not real.

[David Bore]

Yeah, that's maybe a dangerous game.

[Kanesha Buss]

I don't care. She can believe in the Easter Bunny, but she ain't believing no damn dinosaurs, okay? She not believing we walked on the moon. They've been studying astrology and all that now. So she then went back, told him they walked on the moon. And the teacher is upset. I was like, she can't believe that shit sack of Jaweitch was kidnapped. Fuck Lewis and Clark. Listen, let me tell you something. She's not believing none of this stuff, okay? She could believe in holidays and stuff like that, but anything that I know to be true, I would even buy dinosaur nuggets. She want dinosaur nuggets bad, too.

[David Bore]

Those are the ones that draw nuggets.

[Kanesha Buss]

I'm not bringing no fake fossils into my house. I'm not bringing.

[David Bore]

It's not a demon.

[Langston Kerman]

You're drawing hard lines.

[Kanesha Buss]

Yeah. No dinosaur nuggets. Wood nuggets.

[David Bore]

Wow, that hurts my feeling.

[Langston Kerman]

Dinosaur nuggets are huge in our house. I'll continue to lie to my children if it's a whimsy.

[Kanesha Buss]

They're dino nuggets.

[Langston Kerman]

Can you tell me. And this is so exciting. We rarely get somebody who's so passionate that they would tell their children. Will you tell me what it is that you are afraid of with dinosaurs?

[Kanesha Buss]

I'm not afraid of things that aren't real. So I'm not afraid of dinosaurs. False information. And I don't want my daughter walking around thinking that dinosaurs are real and they're not. The hell. Her daddy a liar. I'm not gonna be a liar, too, okay?

[David Bore]

He has nothing to do with this.

[Kanesha Buss]

He has everything to do with everything.

[Langston Kerman]

You know, it's funny. We invited him here today.

[Kanesha Buss]

He got the baby with him, too. I don't play those games.

[David Bore]

Your mom's not here. Read this. Dinosaurs.

[Langston Kerman]

Mama said that ain't real.

[David Bore]

My mama told me that ain't real.

[Langston Kerman]

Daddy, come on.

[David Bore]

Oh, man.

[Langston Kerman]

So. So for you, this is more just a principal thing that we are being lied to. Who do you think is.

[David Bore]

Is.

[Langston Kerman]

Is most likely to benefit from the falsification of dinosaurs?

[Kanesha Buss]

Who is most likely to benefit?

[Langston Kerman]

Like, who's mastering this plan? Do you know what I mean?

[Kanesha Buss]

It's been happening for so long that I don't even know if they're here no more. So they just kept passing it down. So I don't know what the original reason for it was, but like I said, I think honestly it's to cover up the dragons. Because there was dragons. Why don't they want us to know that there was dragons?

[David Bore]

That's true.

[Kanesha Buss]

Because they don't want us to believe in more mythical, magical things that we really are that they've suppressed in people for a long time, so they don't know their true energy and powers. So that's why they just want to keep dumbing people down. Because if we really knew how powerful we were, a lot of shit wouldn't be happening.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Kanesha Buss]

Hell yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

You're saying that there was a mysticism in the world that we've eliminated and now because of that they're just feeding us big ass lizards, Right?

[Kanesha Buss]

Because they find some of the fossils, they found dragons, right? So like, man, we can't let them know it was dragons, so they used the dinosaurs to cover it up. Like, okay, this is more believable. T. Rex. You're gonna have some little ass arms and they're like, man, look at the little T. Rex and distract everybody.

[David Bore]

Right?

[Langston Kerman]

And those are good impressions of paleontologists. I don't think Jurassic park got it right.

[Kanesha Buss]

No.

[David Bore]

Oh, they were too sexy.

[Langston Kerman]

They were way too sexy. I think they more talked like how you talked.

[Caller Jeremiah]

I.

[Kanesha Buss]

Look at that little D wrek.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Little arms. That's.

[David Bore]

You're right. For sure. They were too sexy.

[Langston Kerman]

They were embellishing.

[David Bore]

I feel like scientists are maybe way more sexy in movies than they ever are in real life.

[Kanesha Buss]

Facts.

[Langston Kerman]

Big science really wants you to think that they're back there like boning each other and. And they. They ain't on it.

[David Bore]

I don't think so.

[Langston Kerman]

No.

[David Bore]

I don't think so.

[Kanesha Buss]

No.

[David Bore]

There might be some outliers. I think there were probably some sexy

[Langston Kerman]

scientists, but I don't know any Marie.

[David Bore]

How many scientists do you know? I know one guy.

[Langston Kerman]

Marie Curie. Looked like a dog.

[Kanesha Buss]

Would you say that you're racist?

[David Bore]

Not at all. No.

[Kanesha Buss]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

Look at my dog. He's as black as can be.

[Langston Kerman]

Brilliant woman.

[Kanesha Buss]

Because she wasn't cute. That. That's what happened. You're not cute. You got time to study.

[Langston Kerman]

She was real. She was. She. She offered a lot, but she looked. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah.

[Kanesha Buss]

That's unfortunate.

[Langston Kerman]

Before we go to break. And we do need to go to break.

[Kanesha Buss]

Okay.

[Langston Kerman]

Will you tell me what you think can be done about this besides telling your daughter? Do you think that there's any potential for us to get back to discovering dragons and the mystic ways of yesteryear.

[Kanesha Buss]

Shit. Well, me, the producers of Game of Thrones, you know what I'm saying, we working together to get this stuff out here. Tell a child to tell a child. Okay, okay. So she asked. School telling, you know what I'm saying?

[David Bore]

That's a very dangerous way to spread propaganda, usually.

[Kanesha Buss]

Exactly. Just like they telling you as dinosaurs. They put it in a book for the kids early on, and now they spreading those lies, so now we gotta reverse it. So that's what I could do, is use the children of today.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay, I like that.

[Kanesha Buss]

Thank you.

[Langston Kerman]

The children are the future, and they can propagate their own playgrounds.

[Kanesha Buss]

Listen. Exactly.

[Langston Kerman]

I like that.

[David Bore]

That is true. You tell a little kid one thing, that shit'll go. Yeah, that shit'll go for sure.

[Langston Kerman]

Especially if it's private. That stuff that you didn't want.

[Kanesha Buss]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

About. Yeah, yeah.

[Kanesha Buss]

Talk on the phone. Act like you're not telling her. Run all the business. Be like, you know, there ain't no dinosaurs. I heard my mom on the phone.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Kanesha Buss]

Love running personal information through everybody.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, that's smart. If you are at home and you are hoping to spread word like Kenesha that dinosaurs are not real, start talking on the phone in front of nosy little children, and we will change everything. A break.

[David Bore]

A break.

[Langston Kerman]

Let's take a break. More, Kaneisha, more. My mama told me.

[David Bore]

Hey, where the bitches at? It's supposed to be titties. Where the fucking titties and the bitches?

[Kanesha Buss]

Sorry. I'm sorry.

[David Bore]

No, that was probably better than.

[Langston Kerman]

Honestly, that was the only thing he was gonna say.

[David Bore]

Yeah, you really.

[Kanesha Buss]

What's on your titties? It's like second nature.

[David Bore]

They were like, hey, you really got me.

[Langston Kerman]

We'll never stop you from doing that.

[David Bore]

No, no, no, no, no. This isn't that kind of podcast. We don't silence women. We don't silence women.

[Langston Kerman]

You're crazy if you think we don't support that.

[Kanesha Buss]

Ain't it Women's Health Month? Women's month right now, too.

[David Bore]

Always is for me.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, let's go. We about three months. In the month we say. Run that one back.

[Kanesha Buss]

Run it back.

[David Bore]

Are you glad you got a little boy now to kind of, like, counteract some of the all female energy?

[Langston Kerman]

Nah,

[Kanesha Buss]

I want to be the only one.

[Langston Kerman]

I don't. Actually, we've talked about this a lot of times. Male energy is probably more intimidating for me. It's not my favorite energy. I Grew up with mostly women. And I think in that way I am just a dude who does better with girls. And so, like, I never had like that weird, like, oh, y' all bitches is crazy.

[Kanesha Buss]

Right?

[Langston Kerman]

The way that I think some men do. That said, I love my son. He's awesome. And I'm glad he's. Yeah, yeah, I'm glad he's contributing. But no, I could have done it all by myself. I could have been bad all by myself. Tyler Perry produces it.

[Kanesha Buss]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Ganesha. We're still talking about the possibility that dinosaurs are not real. But you really zeroed in on the fact that dragons are. That they are real creatures. Do you have any sense or an instinct? You don't have to have facts. Is there an instinct you have of where dragons went? Why are they no longer with us? Because the story we've been told about dinosaurs, asteroid hitting the planet, wiping out the entire space species, whatever. What do you think happened to them dragons? Are we still on it? Some ass.

[Kanesha Buss]

You know what? It could. It could have possibly still been that whatever happened, but that all the giants, everybody, like all the petrified rocks are big ass giants. You know what I'm saying?

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Kanesha Buss]

And if you look there in the shape. So I think something happened. Whether it was that. That just scared everything and it just died.

[Langston Kerman]

Whatever.

[Kanesha Buss]

Whatever happened, the dragons are in alignment with the. With the petrified giants and everything else. So I don't know exactly what it is, but it's all in that same realm to me. In the same cover up.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

Whose dragons do you think are real? Chinese dragons or the other ones?

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, they're not dragons.

[David Bore]

That's a crazy question.

[Kanesha Buss]

Well, at the time, you have to remember this mother lover here.

[Langston Kerman]

Eight Chinese men's legs under them.

[David Bore]

Here's what I'm saying. Chinese people dragons are the most different than all the other. The way dragons, it's like dragons and then Chinese dragons, it's like.

[Langston Kerman]

Like they always have the twirly mustache.

[David Bore]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They kind of look like a guy.

[Langston Kerman]

They do. Yeah. Kind of look like a guy. Yeah. Always look.

[David Bore]

And not a Chinese guy, just any guy.

[Langston Kerman]

No.

[Kanesha Buss]

Right.

[David Bore]

It.

[Langston Kerman]

Honestly, it looks more like a Mexican dude for me.

[David Bore]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kanesha Buss]

They're fun too. Those dragons are a lot of fun. They move there.

[Langston Kerman]

They dance like Chris Tucker. Yeah.

[David Bore]

I also don't think they're sp. Are they spitting fire like that?

[Kanesha Buss]

Yes. Dragons have fun.

[David Bore]

Chinese dragons, I don't know.

[Kanesha Buss]

Well, let me tell you something.

[Langston Kerman]

I don't know the difference. I think so, but yeah. In Mulan, Eddie Murphy's character, he does blow a little bit of fire. It's small, but he does blow a little bit of fire.

[Kanesha Buss]

Small but mighty.

[Langston Kerman]

Small but mighty.

[Kanesha Buss]

Small but mighty.

[David Bore]

Man, he is a good cartoon.

[Langston Kerman]

Eddie Murphy. God damn. He don't miss.

[David Bore]

He's so good at being a cartoon.

[Langston Kerman]

If you draw him, it's gonna be perfect.

[David Bore]

His numbers on the. I don't know why they don't do it more, I think.

[Langston Kerman]

Cause he won't. He's like, I can't give this up every year.

[Kanesha Buss]

Right? Gotta make it a hot commodity. So when it happens, it's like, oh, he did another one.

[Langston Kerman]

He excited about it. I think God knows he can't just grant every prayer. You know what I mean? Like, certainly not all at once.

[Kanesha Buss]

That's a word right there.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, let's go.

[Kanesha Buss]

Oh, my God. That's a word.

[David Bore]

Now.

[Langston Kerman]

Who sent you, nigga? Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.

[Kanesha Buss]

To let y' all know, don't be asking for too much.

[David Bore]

Cause y' all ain't got to get this shit. And I don't ask for shit. I save it for once a year. That's beautiful.

[Kanesha Buss]

Not once a year.

[David Bore]

I can get the rest on my own, man.

[Langston Kerman]

Maybe. I already prayed this year. I can't.

[Kanesha Buss]

I'm asking the Lord to reveal the truth about dinosaurs to everybody.

[David Bore]

And dragons.

[Langston Kerman]

Dragons. Do they come up in Sierra Leone at all?

[David Bore]

Nah, we're more like witches and shit like that.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay.

[David Bore]

No, no dragon. I never heard anybody. I don't think I ever even heard anybody reference it. No.

[Langston Kerman]

Was this.

[David Bore]

I always thought dragons were, like, European.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh. I don't know why I thought that.

[Kanesha Buss]

This is crazy that you're associated with that. Because you have to remember, at one time, none of it was different. Everything was connected. So that's when them dragons was here. So you giving me locations that people created years and years afterwards. You have to remember. Black people was everywhere, not just in Africa. We were all over the globe, I guess is the way to say it. And then things started to break apart. So wherever those dragons were, centralized, could have not been all over, but they were there. But at the time I'm talking, we was just all one landmass Novaeh when

[David Bore]

it was all together. Dragons over the whole thing. Black people all over the whole thing. Any other races or.

[Kanesha Buss]

Well, the Caucus Mountains, obviously.

[David Bore]

Because I love the idea of just us and dragons.

[Kanesha Buss]

Just us and dragons.

[David Bore]

Maybe you get those Game of Thrones people on the horn. We got a new series.

[Langston Kerman]

It's like my brother and me but it's just us in dragons.

[David Bore]

I will say I didn't want to watch Game of Thrones for a long time because. And this was kind of. Somebody told me the black men didn't have dicks.

[Kanesha Buss]

What?

[David Bore]

And that's why I didn't want to watch Game of Thrones for so long.

[Langston Kerman]

It's not untrue.

[David Bore]

That's. And that's what I found.

[Kanesha Buss]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. I never. Wait. I don't know how I missed that whole part. What?

[Langston Kerman]

Well, he's talking about the, the Unsullied. The, the warrior class slaves that then Khaleesi sort of like turns into her warriors for her army that she falls

[David Bore]

in love with the one.

[Kanesha Buss]

Does she castrate them or you're telling me that they're trying to say they're born.

[Langston Kerman]

She doesn't fall in love with. She falls in love with the Dothraki with Jason Momoa's character.

[David Bore]

Oh, I thought the.

[Langston Kerman]

That's a different group.

[David Bore]

Okay, okay.

[Langston Kerman]

They're Samoan. They're Samoan.

[David Bore]

But they're like. It's like the way that they do like the, the, the, the, the.

[Langston Kerman]

They're doing the hockey from.

[David Bore]

Yeah, they. Warrior savages.

[Langston Kerman]

Exactly. And then there's a different group of warriors, the ones that have their faces covered that she then sort of like enlists. And they're all light skinned black dudes.

[Kanesha Buss]

Y' all are telling me a bunch of shit I don't care about. Where are their penises at that great question.

[David Bore]

You're getting down to it.

[Langston Kerman]

You're getting to the meat and potatoes and unfortunately they don't have meat and potatoes. They. They get them cut off because that's what makes them perfect warriors. They don't give a fuck about nothing but killing and defending. Of course.

[Kanesha Buss]

Okay. I thought they were saying they didn't grow. I was like, now. But who you. You know how envious you gotta be to be like, all the black men don't have no dicks.

[David Bore]

No.

[Kanesha Buss]

And that's how I read it.

[David Bore]

When you watch the show. You're like, this is crazy.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

They cast it. It's all black dudes with no dicks.

[Langston Kerman]

It's really crazy.

[David Bore]

Nobody's like, nobody's like, this was nuts.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[David Bore]

Like, why couldn't it be white guys? Apparently the whole show is white guys.

[Langston Kerman]

And not to.

[David Bore]

And then when it comes to have

[Langston Kerman]

time to have no dicks, not to stand on a. On a fucking. On a soapbox. You've heard me stand on before. They did it to light skinned men. And that. That feels wrong to me. And I think that's how they got away with it.

[David Bore]

They said nobody will suspect nobody if we do it to light guys.

[Langston Kerman]

Yep. Wow. But if they're dark skinned, people are going to be like, you're castrating black men.

[David Bore]

I would have freaked out.

[Langston Kerman]

You would have been upset.

[David Bore]

And I just. Instead, I just watched the series. Yep, Lane.

[Langston Kerman]

But I watched it and they called a nigga Grey Worm.

[Kanesha Buss]

I'm just with. Oh, God. This is.

[David Bore]

That is. That's frustrating.

[Langston Kerman]

Yep.

[David Bore]

I'm sorry they did that to you.

[Langston Kerman]

Me too.

[Kanesha Buss]

I'm sorry they did that to you. Could you imagine falling in love with one of these warrior ass motherfuckers? You'd be like, oh, God,

[David Bore]

no. For a lot of reasons.

[Kanesha Buss]

I'll be sick.

[Langston Kerman]

You know what's crazy is that Game of Thrones did in fact have a storyline where he falls in love not with Khaleesi, but with her assistant, Missandei.

[David Bore]

That's right.

[Langston Kerman]

And they have a full romantic arc, despite the fact that he ain't got no pee pee.

[David Bore]

He was just eating pussy like crazy.

[Kanesha Buss]

That's all you. All right, That's.

[Langston Kerman]

Hey, we don't mind that kind of representation.

[Kanesha Buss]

I mind that type of representation because where is the rest of this story going? That's what you just. You gotta be poly at that point. Business.

[Langston Kerman]

He did what he could down there.

[David Bore]

Yeah, he got it.

[Langston Kerman]

She told him he gave you everything he could.

[Kanesha Buss]

Yeah, I go do it to a dragon. Something gotta give.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, no, I assure you that's a very different penis.

[Kanesha Buss]

At least it's one. You know what I'm saying?

[Langston Kerman]

That one's spiky. You don't want that in there.

[Kanesha Buss]

My high club get you a pterodactyl, baby. Get on and poppin. Finn.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, I never. I never. What's interesting, as you were saying all of this, I was looking up where do dragon. Or, excuse me, dinosaur bones. Although you would argue dragon bones most common. Where are they most commonly found? And what it seems to be is North America, which is surprising for me. China, Argentina and Mongolia are sort of like the top four of places. And all of those feel like places that are already connected to a type of propaganda that would ask us to buy into fictional creatures assembled into. In the fucking. You know, at random.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Whereas, like, if it's surprising to me that if Africa is the origin of all life, we're not finding more dinosaur

[David Bore]

bones in Africa because what don't you find in Africa?

[Kanesha Buss]

Because black people don't got time to lie.

[David Bore]

They got cobalt.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Bore]

They got all the minerals. You can't find no dinosaur. No dinosaur bones. Feels crazy.

[Langston Kerman]

You could pull up a whole Tesla from the ground, but you can't fucking find a dinosaur.

[Kanesha Buss]

That's because they're making the bones. I keep trying to tell you the bones are fake. They're making these bones.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. The other part of that, that it made me think of is that when you go to museums and you are seeing these giant dinosaurs assembled in the lobby of your giant history museum, those bones more often than not are replicas. They're not putting the actual bones out. And even as you're walking through the museum and they have to now, now specifically they have to write whether or not that, that what you're seeing is a replica or the original bones that they are suggesting.

[Kanesha Buss]

You know why they. Because more people are finding out they're not real. So they're trying to cover their tracks and now go. Because they wasn't going to tell you that at first. It never said that. And now that more people are realizing that all this is fake, they're like, all right, we just gonna put this is a replica. Where the bones at then? Yeah, we ain't now where the bones at.

[Langston Kerman]

That's really exciting that your daughter is doing such effective work.

[Kanesha Buss]

Exactly.

[Langston Kerman]

Spreading the word.

[Kanesha Buss]

Thank you. She's a soldier for knowledge.

[Langston Kerman]

The other thing that came to mind as I was sort of like thinking about everything that you're saying, which I've been discovering because of that book I was telling you with my daughter, is that one of the things that almost always with these prehistoric animals that the ones that crossed over with human beings, dinosaurs, in theory, we never came in contact with any version version of them. But like for woolly mammoths, for saber toothed tigers, for all of these different animals, the main thing they point to is the fact that they all went extinct from human over hunting and doing shit to them.

[David Bore]

Yeah, we've been doing that.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, we've been on that since the beginning.

[David Bore]

Where the buffaloes at, man?

[Kanesha Buss]

Buffalo soldier.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, we stay fucking up a big ass animal until it disappears. And so that leads me to feel like there is more of a logical explanation to something having existed closer to what we now associate with dinosaurs and us over hunting it, killing it, being a little embarrassed, rewriting history to make it seem as if we never even met that dude.

[David Bore]

Yeah, I don't even know her.

[Langston Kerman]

T. Rex.

[David Bore]

What?

[Kanesha Buss]

Fuck yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

I knew it. I mean she is bad for sure, but no, I ain't fuck with her

[David Bore]

bad for a thousand years ago.

[Langston Kerman]

You should see the lizards I fuck with now.

[Kanesha Buss]

Gecko hoes. Now they be selling insurance and whatnot. Oh my God.

[David Bore]

Oh man.

[Langston Kerman]

I do really rock with. And you said this earlier, the premise that the assembly is not correct.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

That to me has always been closer to where I. Admittedly I do. I still sort of believe in dinosaurs.

[David Bore]

I do too. But I'm having a great time.

[Caller Jeremiah]

Yeah, that's.

[Kanesha Buss]

I mean the misinformed are always having a great time. That's ignorant. Is bliss. You know what I'm saying?

[David Bore]

That's fair.

[Kanesha Buss]

Yeah, that's fair. Rose colored glasses. Enjoy.

[David Bore]

I'm gonna be honest. I don't know if I can handle the truth. I'm one of them. Keep me plugged in. I like the way the steak tastes in the matrix.

[Kanesha Buss]

Listen, I know I can't save them all. Can't save them all. Do what I can.

[Langston Kerman]

I think them dread headed twins are cool.

[David Bore]

I don't even need to fly like that.

[Kanesha Buss]

Go for it.

[Langston Kerman]

The, the thing that, that I guess comes to mind as I think about this though is that like how do they know that these things are built correctly? Like the, the the or incorrectly or incorrectly. Like so much of that is a type of propaganda and they admit it every year when they add feathers and to a motherfucker that didn't have feathers.

[David Bore]

Right. I mean there is. I feel like now I'm playing my own devil's advocate. It is like somewhat intuitive. Right. If you found a human skull buried or if you found a human buried in the general order of like lying down, you could tell that that's how it was supposed to be.

[Kanesha Buss]

But that's cause you've come in contact with other humans so you already know in your mind what it's supposed to look like.

[David Bore]

Yeah, but I feel like, like the idea of the neck being on the shoulder, it's just like it makes sense for to be bipedal or whatever.

[Langston Kerman]

And I don't think the disagreement for me is like whether or not the legs and the head are in the right place.

[David Bore]

It's the middle.

[Langston Kerman]

I think there's a lot of shit that can be happening with the middle that is not being acknowledged in the assembly of these creatures.

[David Bore]

Cause I feel like I could get the tail. Like if I just found that shit, I feel like I could get the tail.

[Langston Kerman]

I know where it feet, you know what I mean? But I don't know if that tail's supposed to be in the front and maybe they had some other shit going On.

[David Bore]

Maybe it's not a tail.

[Langston Kerman]

Maybe it's not a tail.

[David Bore]

Maybe it's unsullied.

[Langston Kerman]

They did because they wouldn't get that dick cut off. Yeah, yeah.

[Kanesha Buss]

No penises is gonna haunt me. Keep going.

[David Bore]

They kept me off that show for years. It really kept me off that show for years.

[Langston Kerman]

It's a really good show.

[David Bore]

It is.

[Langston Kerman]

For six seasons. It's a really, really good show.

[David Bore]

I disagreed with parts. Okay.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, that's fair.

[Kanesha Buss]

Dinosaur parts.

[David Bore]

Dick parts.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay.

[Kanesha Buss]

I ain't never disagreed with a dick part, but keep going.

[Langston Kerman]

I think ultimately all this makes me feel is that we are constantly being introduced to information that they then correct as if it is a new discovery of science. When in fact I think it is more just a capacity for what they believe us capable of understanding. That they go like, all right, they can. Fine, we'll tell them about the feathers, right? We can tell them they're actually just big ass birds and stuff, like, because now to your point, it's convenient to spread that information. It relates to something happening in the media. We can control how people can stay interested in a story as we change it over time rather than just giving you the whole truth all at once. Yeah, yeah, it's a bummer.

[David Bore]

I like them big flying ones, though.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, they're cool.

[David Bore]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Pterodactyl, dragon. All right, all right.

[David Bore]

Either way, I like it.

[Langston Kerman]

We agree on that. Dragon or pterodactyl is cool as hell.

[David Bore]

Yeah, either way. Either way, that's cool. Cool.

[Langston Kerman]

One more break. More, Keisha, more. My mama told me. We're not going to let Joe Biden and Kamala Harris cut America's meat.

[David Bore]

That's dead on that. That's dead on that. And we're back on back.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay, very cool.

[David Bore]

Yeah, I had a couple going good about it.

[Langston Kerman]

Kanesa. We're. We're. We get voicema calls.

[David Bore]

We.

[Langston Kerman]

Or calls from people who leave voicemails. And we're going to play one and feel free to pause it at any time. Engage with it as you wish. It's your playground.

[David Bore]

Yeah, it's going to be good. All right.

[Caller Jeremiah]

Okay, people call in and they only going to be 90 seconds, dog. This is BG from the DMV.

[David Bore]

Pause.

[Caller Jeremiah]

I want to make sure that I got the finish.

[David Bore]

This man is drunk

[Kanesha Buss]

ball.

[Langston Kerman]

He's balling and he's on the highway. He's driving fast and he is. He's got a lot in his system.

[Kanesha Buss]

He can't wait. He gotta get this out right now, bro.

[Langston Kerman]

He said, how the can I talk to y' all for only 90 seconds. Oh, no.

[David Bore]

Okay, let's. I just wanted to.

[Kanesha Buss]

Yes, yes, we are in agreeance up my statement.

[Caller Jeremiah]

Listen, man, I think it's a conspiracy theory to keep brothers away. Away from eating glizzies. All right, listen, man. Now, listen. I ain't got no problem eating glizzies. Listen, a. A hot dog ain't never turn your boy out, all right? Boy stronger than.

[David Bore]

That's not the hot dog.

[Langston Kerman]

Hot dog.

[Kanesha Buss]

They never touch her boy out is wild work.

[Langston Kerman]

He's interpreting this differently than I've ever interpreted it. I never thought of hot dogs as a gateway drug to dick. I thought that they were more reflective of just like a unsavory moment.

[Kanesha Buss]

Oh, no.

[Langston Kerman]

He's like, this shit can't break me. I'm unsullied. What's up, yo?

[David Bore]

That's so. Wow.

[Kanesha Buss]

Not them. Using hot dogs and tearing people out is crazy.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, that's nuts.

[David Bore]

Okay, let's continue.

[Langston Kerman]

This is great.

[Caller Jeremiah]

Is on deck. But why the they take away a struggle meal from black people? Why they take away a struggle hot dogs was a struggle meal for black people. I grew up eating hot dogs, cutting up hot dogs, putting them on eggs. And why, why, why, why? Why is that no longer a struggle meal, bro?

[Langston Kerman]

Yes.

[Caller Jeremiah]

Did this. This industry do the. Where we can't have glizzies no more? I can't eat a hot dog no more without getting called out my name. Like, why are they keeping the brother down?

[Kanesha Buss]

Man, this double meal.

[Caller Jeremiah]

I really appreciate what y' all do for the community with your podcast. That's it.

[Kanesha Buss]

I gotta see how he's eating these hot dogs.

[David Bore]

It's.

[Kanesha Buss]

It's a new wide open door. He got to be throating these dogs in public.

[David Bore]

People will be like, hey, hey, hey, hey, J, man, you had about six of them.

[Langston Kerman]

He's like, we share hot dogs from both sides. That's how me and my daddy did it.

[Kanesha Buss]

The glizzy gobbler.

[Langston Kerman]

J, why you keep saying it's gay?

[David Bore]

Ain't never been turned out right.

[Langston Kerman]

I like and I like hot dog.

[Kanesha Buss]

He got to be eating these mad crazy for people to just be just 7 11. Mouth open, all buns.

[David Bore]

I think it's got to be.

[Langston Kerman]

My guy is mad.

[David Bore]

He's gotta. It's gotta be like he's cr. Something. Something new.

[Langston Kerman]

He gotta be folding it, but keeping it together enough to take. Oh, and then, like, it's like two dicks to the mouth.

[David Bore]

There's gotta be something like that. Yeah.

[Kanesha Buss]

No bun either he might just. Oh, open up and just be dropping

[David Bore]

because he's clearly very experimental with the technology. Already cut it up in eggs is something.

[Kanesha Buss]

I never heard ramen, but not eggs or beans.

[Langston Kerman]

To me, eggs was a meal in itself. If you're struggling.

[David Bore]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

I didn't need to fancy it up with hot dogs.

[Kanesha Buss]

Not at all.

[David Bore]

No. I never even thought about putting hot dogs and eggs.

[Caller Jeremiah]

No.

[Langston Kerman]

It's a really impressive choice, and you're a really impressive man, and you gotta. You gotta make peace, bro.

[David Bore]

Yeah, I don't think this is gonna get you. Just. You know who you are, and you don't let them tell you who you are.

[Langston Kerman]

You are. You are clearly fired up in a way that this means more to you than it could ever mean to us.

[David Bore]

You are Jeremiah, the glizzy gobbler. From the dmv. Come on, baby.

[Langston Kerman]

You gobble glizzlies. You drink buzz balls.

[Caller Jeremiah]

You.

[Kanesha Buss]

Yep.

[David Bore]

And you're out the struggle. And you made it out the struggle.

[Kanesha Buss]

He want to stay in the struggle. Hear me?

[David Bore]

Yeah, he wants hot dogs and eggs.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, he wants hot dogs and eggs. And we can't get that for you. I will say before we go, I do take a lot of offense at the way that white people try to dictate what can and cannot go on a hot dog. I don't like that shit at all.

[David Bore]

What do you mean?

[Langston Kerman]

They're real strict about, like, you don't put. You don't put ketchup on a hot dog. That's disrespectful. Hot dog only has money.

[Kanesha Buss]

I got cussed out in Chicago, and they have signs up that said no ketchup. So I'm just in the airport.

[David Bore]

I don't like ketchup either. I didn't know this was a thing.

[Kanesha Buss]

No, it's a thing. And I asked for ketchup and got cussed out. Everybody's looking at me in Chicago, and he goes, look at the sign, and it says, you cannot have ketchup for your hot dog. Don't even ask. It's disrespectful. It's serious. Then I was like, well, can I get some ketchup for my fries? And they just looked at me because they knew goddamn well I was about to put it on that hot dog. So they gave me two packs, and I only had enough for my fries. I was mad as hell.

[David Bore]

They don't.

[Kanesha Buss]

You don't play that shit.

[Langston Kerman]

No. A lot of New Yorkers are like that, too. With ketchup specifically. It is not Meant to be on a hot dog. But if you've ever been a latchkey kid, which I know you were. I certainly was. I imagine you were based off of the stories we've told. You know, you get home and hot dog is one of the few meals you can prepare on your own. And you put on it whatever you

[David Bore]

put on it before you know how to make a bro.

[Kanesha Buss]

Oh my gosh. My mom used to leave us at home. But we had a fireplace in the apartments. This is a true story. Why are you laughing?

[David Bore]

I didn't think you were gonna say fireplace.

[Kanesha Buss]

Oh yeah. So I'm from Washington. Can be funny too. We have a nice place. Seattle, Washington.

[David Bore]

206 Baby Federal Way 253.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh wow.

[Kanesha Buss]

So you already know.

[David Bore]

It's cool too though. It's cool over there. She tech mall.

[Kanesha Buss]

Yes, but we used to cook them on the stick when my mom wouldn't come home and cook them over the fireplace.

[Langston Kerman]

That's nuts.

[Kanesha Buss]

Yeah, but they were good.

[Langston Kerman]

I bet they taste delicious.

[Kanesha Buss]

They were phenomenal.

[Langston Kerman]

You could fucking make a hot dog in a cup, you know what I mean? In the microwave as a kid, any

[David Bore]

meat you could make paws was like really good.

[Langston Kerman]

It was huge.

[David Bore]

Like if you could make meat without, you know. Cause noodles is like easy, right? But you get some meat now you're a chef.

[Langston Kerman]

I didn't know we were having meals tonight. Yeah, yeah, it works out really well.

[Kanesha Buss]

You can add it. You add the hot dog to the noodles. It's a whole nother game. Oh my God.

[David Bore]

Eggs is still crazy crazy. But that's okay.

[Langston Kerman]

Eggs does feel different than noodles somehow.

[David Bore]

I put eggs in the noodles.

[Kanesha Buss]

Hell yes.

[David Bore]

Thicken it up. Yeah, that shit's good.

[Langston Kerman]

That's smart.

[Kanesha Buss]

That jailhouse spread.

[Langston Kerman]

Point being, Despite you eating like a prisoner, I do think that very often to this person's. I do think very often we are being told what we can and cannot eat in a way that does disappoint me. And so I bond with you, brother. I feel for you. You are in a lot of pain. But you're not wrong. Glizzies. Take back your glizzies and enjoy them exactly as you want to enjoy them.

[David Bore]

And maybe if people are coming at you crazy, maybe just one at a time.

[Kanesha Buss]

Or eat them alone. Don't eat them around nobody. Get your little glizzy and go home. Eat it in the car.

[David Bore]

That's what's making everybody upse double fisted.

[Kanesha Buss]

Glizz is crazy, bro.

[David Bore]

It's gotta be something like that. It's gotta Be something like that.

[Langston Kerman]

And, bro, maybe you're just with the wrong community, too. You know what I mean? Like, maybe you ain't. Maybe you gotta go hang out in Nathan's. Like, really meet the type of people who don't get shy around a glizzy.

[David Bore]

Yeah, Nathan's. That's. That's. That's good hot dog, too.

[Langston Kerman]

That's a good hot dog.

[David Bore]

Nathan's about as good as it gets.

[Langston Kerman]

Joey Chestnuts eats hundreds of them.

[David Bore]

Yeah, Nathan's is, like.

[Kanesha Buss]

It's incredible.

[David Bore]

It's like hot dog steak. It's not like, you know. You ever fuck with Bar S? Yeah, that's a bad hot dog.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, gosh.

[David Bore]

Bar S is. Anyways, all right, I'm sorry, Kenesha.

[Langston Kerman]

I think this is it. I think we did it.

[Kanesha Buss]

Thanks, guys, for having me.

[Langston Kerman]

Could you tell the people where they can find you what cool shit you got going on?

[Kanesha Buss]

Okay. Hey, everybody. You can find me Kanisha. I got a white mom. So it's K a N I S H a B U s S. That's all right. They be wanting to throw that E in there. So I got to tell them when they hear Kanesha, they want to and put the E, because that's, you know. Okay. You can find me at Alldef Digital. I'm always over there. We have a TN time just dropped. Just filmed, actually, with you. The. Are you still listening on Netflix?

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Kanesha Buss]

For the radios coming out. Just shot Comics unleashed, so that's gonna be great. I'm excited about that. Just filmed. Nate Jackson. Super Funny comedy jam should be coming out, so that's dope. You can go on Comcast and Zoomie. I think they paired up to for Microphone Masters presents or Afion Crockett presents Microphone Masters. So my hour special is over there. It is clean ish, so it's no bad words, but it's still whatever. So those are a few of the things. And if you just follow me on all my platforms Kanesha bus, you can see everything that I have coming up.

[Langston Kerman]

That was beautiful. What you got?

[David Bore]

I also have a Comics Unleashed that is out. I also have the Netflix thing that is out. Yeah. And there's a don't tell coming at some point.

[Langston Kerman]

Some point.

[David Bore]

Cool guy jokes 87 on Instagram.

[Langston Kerman]

Hell, yeah. You can follow me.

[David Bore]

Oh, Patreon, Patreon.

[Langston Kerman]

Follow our Patreon, please.

[David Bore]

We've been going crazy over there. We're matching.

[Langston Kerman]

We accidentally matched, and I was hoping it wouldn't come up here, but you can follow me at all. At Langston Kerman on all social media platforms. You can still see me on the remaining dates of the Aspiring Deadbeat Tour. And more importantly, you can see me Mace 6th in Los Angeles. I'll be doing my hour at the Elysian Theater and send us your own drops, your own conspiracy theories. If you want to tell us what dragons really look like, Chinese or otherwise, send it to my mama pod gmail.com give us a call at 844-LIL-MOMS. We love hearing the voicemails, especially when you're wasted like that young man was. And and and most important, Goblin Hot dogs, buzz balls and hot dogs. We love you so much. Grow up. Bye bitch.

[David Bore]

I want you to know this. If your prayers include me, to stop drinking, stop smoking and stop having fun and stop watching these little pop their ass. If your prayers include any of those things, they're not going to work because I'm rejecting them all and I will be continuing in my same wicked ass ways I guess. Is that the way you want to put

[Langston Kerman]

My Mama Told Me is a production of Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network and I Heart Podcast, created and

[David Bore]

hosted by Langston Kearney, co hosted by David Bore, executive produced by Will Ferrell, Hansani and Joel Monique edited and engineered

[Langston Kerman]

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[David Bore]

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[Langston Kerman]

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