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Neophytes and Necromancers
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Neophytes and Necromancers is an actual play 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast, set in the dark realms of Ravenloft.
10episodes
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Announcement
Oct 26, 202000:00:53Tap to summarizeIn which the Necromancer makes terrible excuses for why we haven't given you any content in a while. Email us at neophytesandnecromancers [at] gmail [dot] com. Find us on social media: @NeophytesPod on Twitter, and at NeophytesAndNecromancers on Tumblr. Rate us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you found us. Buy us a coffee on ko-fi.com/neophytesandnecromancers.
Transcribe →MetaCast 4 - Failure to Launch
Sep 30, 202002:44:28Tap to summarizeIn which the Necromancer fails to start a session, and we just chat. Very lightly edited. Featuring special guest Necrobrother James. Content Note: Race/Racism, Microaggressions. Featuring: -Neophytes… IN SPACE! -Kombucha -Smokepocalypse Now -This is NPR -Necromancer's Note: "Whenever you've written yourself into a corner, send in the men with guns" is apocryphally attributed to Raymond Chandler, not Dashiell Hammett. -Crossbow audit -Xena and True Crime -Buffy! Angel! -Whedon and Minnear's plan for Inara: https://io9.gizmodo.com/the-firefly-episode-were-really-glad-joss-whedon-didnt-5959794 [Content Note: sexual assault] -We all lose our minds over Firefly merch -Shout out to local comics shop Alakazam Comics: http://alakazamcomics.com -Power Rangers comics -The Wally West Rant -Geek Weddings -Favorite Marvel Villains -Black Panther -Zombie Jack Kirby and Stan Lee -The Big Bang Theory, and the Unified Theory Of Geek Gatekeeping -Toxic Masculinity, Dune, and Ender's Game. https://johnjosephkessel.wixsite.com/kessel-website/creating-the-innocent-killer -Hair. https://www.glamour.com/story/ive-been-told-hair-discrimination-psa and http://afrohub.blog/understanding-hair-types/ -My Little Pony Email us at neophytesandnecromancers [at] gmail [dot] com. Find us on social media: @NeophytesPod on Twitter, and at NeophytesAndNecromancers on Tumblr. Rate us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you found us. Buy us a coffee on ko-fi.com/neophytesandnecromancers
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Episode 12 - A Hunting We Will Go
Sep 25, 202002:01:19Tap to summarizeEpisode 12 – A Hunting We Shall Go In which the Neophytes defeat a threat to the town of Barovia. Featuring: -Neophytes on Parade -A Loud Crash -Hip Check -So Many Critical Fails -So Many Critical Hits -Jack of All Trades Email us at neophytesandnecromancers [at] gmail [dot] com. Find us on social media: @NeophytesPod on Twitter, and at NeophytesAndNecromancers on Tumblr. Rate us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you found us. Buy us a coffee on ko-fi.com/neophytesandnecromancers.
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Episode 11: Searching For Answers
Sep 9, 202001:38:26Tap to summarizeEpisode 11 – Searching For Answers In which we split the party. Featuring: -Research Montage! -Training Montage! -One Point of Static Electricity Damage! -Bucket Attack! -STEALTH -Meteor Hammer -Cultural Notes on the Vistani -Sticking To The Plan -Fortunes Told Email us at neophytesandnecromancers [at] gmail [dot] com. Find us on social media: @NeophytesPod on Twitter, and at NeophytesAndNecromancers on Tumblr. Rate us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you found us. Buy us a coffee on ko-fi.com/neophytesandnecromancers. Madam Eva's Theme is Prelude from Piano and Orchestra 1 by Yakov Golman: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Yakov_Golman/Piano__orchestra_1/Yakov_Golman_-_Prelude
Transcribe →Metacast 3 - Bane of My Existence
Aug 28, 202000:16:59Tap to summarizeAfter the long and dreadful combat of Episode 10 - Necromancer's Bane, a post-game debrief. Featuring special guest star James, Necrobrother. Email us at neophytesandnecromancers [at] gmail [dot] com. Find us on social media: @NeophytesPod on Twitter, and at NeophytesAndNecromancers on Tumblr. Rate us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you found us. Buy us a coffee on ko-fi.com/neophytesandnecromancers
Transcribe →Episode 10 - Necromancer's Bane
Aug 28, 202001:55:59Tap to summarizeEpisode 10 – Necromancer's Bane In which some battles are eternal. Featuring: -A knock at the door -Bigotry and idiocy going hand in hand -Turducken Fight -A forgetful necromancer -The fight is still going -A shovel and a table leg -Seriously, this fight is long -Bip's mighty steed -Dear Garl, why is the fight still going? Email us at neophytesandnecromancers [at] gmail [dot] com. Find us on social media: @NeophytesPod on Twitter, and at NeophytesAndNecromancers on Tumblr. Rate us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you found us. Buy us a coffee on ko-fi.com/neophytesandnecromancers.
Transcribe →Episode 9 - You Can Check Out Any Time You Like
Aug 19, 202001:30:10Tap to summarizeEpisode 9 – You Can Check Out Any Time You Like In which the Neophytes take on demiplanar geography and lose. Featuring: -Kitchen Nightmares -Infinity Mirror Side Eye -BOOK (Book Of Occult Knowledge) -Drama -Strong, Silent Types -A Surprising Return Email us at neophytesandnecromancers [at] gmail [dot] com. Find us on social media: @NeophytesPod on Twitter, and at NeophytesAndNecromancers on Tumblr. Rate us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you found us. Buy us a coffee on ko-fi.com/neophytesandnecromancers.
Transcribe →Metacast 2
Aug 11, 202001:25:54Tap to summarizeA free-wheeling discussion of how DnD interacts with the real world. Featuring: -A little history -Discussion of bigotry in the real world and how it is reflected in Curse of Strahd -A fun little bonus about character sexuality! -And so much more! Email us at neophytesandnecromancers [at] gmail [dot] com. Find us on social media: @NeophytesPod on Twitter, and at NeophytesAndNecromancers on Tumblr. Rate us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you found us. Buy us a coffee on ko-fi.com/neophytesandnecromancers.
Transcribe →Episode 8 - A Day At The Races
Aug 4, 202000:54:03Tap to summarizeEpisode 8 – A Day At The Races In which the Neophytes seek more information about Ireena's plight. Featuring: -Impressive Bedhead -Irrepressible Morning Gnome -Infernal Profiling -Irresponsible Use of THUNDERWAVE -Intimidation of Religious Figures -Informal Porcine Negotiations Email us at neophytesandnecromancers [at] gmail [dot] com. Find us on social media: @NeophytesPod on Twitter, and at NeophytesAndNecromancers on Tumblr. Rate us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you found us. Buy us a coffee on ko-fi.com/neophytesandnecromancers.
Transcribe →Episode 7 - Downtime
Jul 28, 202001:16:29Tap to summarizeIn which the Neophytes find themselves not in mortal danger, for once. Featuring: -Extra Crispy -Camera Drones -4th Edition happened -Stepstools -Workout Clothes -Kugela -Backstory galore Email us at neophytesandnecromancers [at] gmail [dot] com. Find us on social media: @NeophytesPod on Twitter, and at NeophytesAndNecromancers on Tumblr. Rate us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you found us. Buy us a coffee on ko-fi.com/neophytesandnecromancers.
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