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Zarna Garg
My mom had passed. Suddenly. I was almost 15 at the time. My dad was like, I'm done parenting. You need to get married. That does something to your psychology. I was a matchmaker for a minute. Horrible. I had a vegan chili business. Okay, total disaster. I had a disposable toothbrush product that I had kind of invented and total flop. I lived in New York 25 years and I didn't know what stand up comedy was. I was at ground zero. I had to like wake up and build from ground zero overnight and it was a mistake. What was I thinking for the 15 years? Foreign.
Vivian Tu
What's up rich friends? Welcome back to another episode of Net Worth and Chill with me, your host, Vivian Tu, AKA your rich BFF and your favorite Wall street girly. Like most Americans, I turned 18, picked a college, then a major, and basically assumed that I was gonna work that job that I got out of school for the next 40 years of my life until retirement. That's the dream, right? Not quite. No one tells you that you can pivot, evolve, and completely reinvent yourself at any age and that the timeline we're sold is honestly kind of BS. But here's the thing. Reinventing yourself at 40, that's kind of terrifying. Building a whole new career from scratch when you're supposed to be settled with a 401k and a sensible sedan. That takes serious guts and financial courage. For so long, we've been told there's one timeline for success, one safe path to follow, one narrow window to make your big move. But today's guests said, nah, it's never too late. And prove that your 40s can just be the beginning of something incredible. From Mumbai to Ohio, from lawyer to matchmaking entrepreneur to selling out comedy shows across the country, she's turned her unfiltered truth telling into Hulu specials, a best selling memoir, and tours with comedy legends like Amy Poehler and Tina Fey and her daughter. She's been right there watching, learning, and building her own path in the process. So everyone please welcome the hilarious, inspiring and brutally honest mother daughter duo, Zarna and Zoya Garg.
Zarna Garg
Yay. Thank you so much for having us. So excited to be here.
Vivian Tu
We are going to have so much fun. We are going to have such a great conversation. But before we get into the hard hitting questions, I'm going to ask a mom daughter question.
Zoya Garg
Yeah.
Vivian Tu
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Zarna Garg
Yes, every day we fight about money.
Vivian Tu
Okay, like.
Zarna Garg
But, like, what? And it is currently unresolved.
Zoya Garg
We recently fought about whether or not it makes more sense to invest in berries every day versus a very expensive bag. What's your take?
Zarna Garg
She spends a lot of money on food. Like, inordinate amounts.
Zoya Garg
Yes, I do, but I think it's.
Zarna Garg
A healthy investment known to man.
Zoya Garg
Like, if so, what are you eating? I'm eating organic berries every day.
Zarna Garg
And entire boxes gone. Like, not two berries. The whole thing.
Zoya Garg
I do.
Vivian Tu
Okay, I'm gonna.
Zarna Garg
There is the Matcha and that.
Zoya Garg
Yes. But she buys a very expensive Hermes bag, which she then shows off on her Instagram, and she's showing off at these events. And so we actually got into a giant disagreement on livestream, where we talked about, is it better to spend money on berries every single day, or is it a better investment to buy a very expensive bag?
Vivian Tu
I'm gonna be entirely honest. When you first said Barry's, my immediate thought was that Zoya was going to Barry's boot camp every morning.
Zarna Garg
Well, there's also that.
Vivian Tu
Okay, all right.
Zarna Garg
There's also that. All of those.
Zoya Garg
All of the above.
Zarna Garg
Every health thing, every boot camp. What is it? Yoga? Hot yoga? The goat yoga, the whole thing.
Zoya Garg
Goat yoga. I would never do. That's not serious enough.
Zarna Garg
Oh, yeah. Okay.
Vivian Tu
Okay, so here's my take, and I think it's. There's no wrong answer. However, I do think this very much shows a generational divide. I feel like our parents were very much like, oh, if I save up for something, it's like one big thing that they really get to enjoy. Like, my mom also loves a designer bag, but I prefer to spend on experiences and daily lifestyle. Your mom is so mad at me right now.
Zoya Garg
You and I are so alive.
Zarna Garg
I was like, first of all, there is a right answer. You guys are wrong.
Vivian Tu
Okay, okay.
Zarna Garg
That's the right answer.
Zoya Garg
You can blink twice.
Zarna Garg
Don't worry. It's not an experience to eat every day. I mean, what have you guys done?
Vivian Tu
But, okay, well, so here's my question. What's wrong with the berries at Costco? Could you get, like, a massive thing of berries?
Zoya Garg
To me, it's just wherever I can practically pick up a carton of berries, I will go. So that typically ends up being, like, the local grocery store, which is much more expensive. I'm not good about planning ahead. Listen, it is hard.
Vivian Tu
It is hard.
Zarna Garg
No, that's an issue. Not that hard.
Vivian Tu
But when you're, like, when you're single or if you're living by yourself, shopping for groceries can be just as expensive as going out to eat.
Zoya Garg
Well, it's not just groceries now. It's doordash. I spend on food delivery so much. But I think it actually weighs out to be more because in time, imagine how much time I'm saving. Right.
Zarna Garg
Well, also, I buy the bag. Right. And then she borrows it.
Vivian Tu
Right?
Zoya Garg
Oh, okay. So, Zoya, please.
Zarna Garg
We're getting the berries, and the berries. Like, what is happening here? Do you understand?
Zoya Garg
It's called negotiation.
Vivian Tu
Okay, you know what, Zoya? I'm actually gonna have to side with mom for this one, because you didn't tell me that you were coincidentally borrowing the bag.
Zarna Garg
I mean, thank you.
Vivian Tu
Okay.
Zarna Garg
Thank you. But the thing is that there are everyday disagreements. We work together, and there's gonna be. Of course there's disagreements. You can't agree all the time. You're not running a business, then.
Zoya Garg
Yeah. And allocating funds is really challenging for us. One we've constantly negotiated about recently is, should we get an office? Right now, we work all over the place. We're working in cars. We're working in airplanes. We're working in hotel rooms. And a large proportion of the business is live touring shows. So does it make sense for us to invest in an office where we're only gonna be there maybe once a month? I don't know.
Zarna Garg
Yeah. And it's a constant because we have a team and, like, you know, but we are.
Vivian Tu
Who wants the office and who doesn't.
Zoya Garg
I want the office because I. I want. But upon reflection, I want the office for legitimacy, not for reasons of practicality.
Vivian Tu
Yeah.
Zoya Garg
Whereas she understands it's not practical and we don't need it.
Vivian Tu
Yeah. I think the happy medium here is. So I actually. My whole team works out of my apartment, so same.
Zarna Garg
See that?
Vivian Tu
But I will say this. If you are looking for legitimacy or filming content in an office setting, you can just rent a peer space for an afternoon, get all of that content in the office, and it'll be a much nicer office than one you could actually want to spend on rent, and then the rest of the time, work out of your apartment.
Zoya Garg
So do you think an office is overrated?
Vivian Tu
I do. Wow. Because the office that I would be able to get in a location that is convenient for all of my employees would be much less nice than them just coming to my apartment.
Zarna Garg
Totally.
Vivian Tu
And it's more money spent.
Zarna Garg
Right. And it's money. And also, I assume that you also travel a lot.
Vivian Tu
A lot.
Zarna Garg
And then, see, I made some of these mistakes. We used to have a house outside the city. We made these mistakes. When you tie yourself to rent or to mortgage, there's a guilt. Oh, now you're going to this third place. You're living here, you're paying for that. You're paying for the office. And now you're at this third place trying to set up the whole thing all over again. Anyway. And the reality of working today in 2025 is that you have to be on the go always. You just have to. There's no negotiating that. So what will we do with an office? It'll just sit there.
Vivian Tu
Yeah.
Zarna Garg
Yeah.
Vivian Tu
I'm sorry, this has so far turned into a lecture for Zoya.
Zoya Garg
No, I actually really appreciate the perspective because I think when you are doing something unconventional, especially when you're young, you're looking for ways to make it make sense.
Vivian Tu
Right.
Zoya Garg
And an office feels like one of those ways that it just makes it make sense, but not necessarily something that really meaningfully helps the business.
Zarna Garg
So it's interesting, it's glamorized. And also, Hollywood has a habit. Like, if you see working people, they show beautiful offices.
Zoya Garg
Yeah. With the elevator.
Zarna Garg
But it's a studio. That's how they shoot in one space. Yes. They cannot actually afford to take a camera with you everywhere they go.
Vivian Tu
Yeah, exactly. So I wanna talk a little bit about Zarna, your comedy career. You famously started it at age 40 after practicing.
Zarna Garg
44.
Vivian Tu
44. After practicing law for two decades.
Zarna Garg
No, actually, I was. I practiced law for a little bit, and then I was a stay at home mom for 16 years. I was so bad at practicing law, I horrible at it. I mean, at one point, all my clients were in jail. That was a sign. No. Yes, that was a sign. I was like, you know what? I should get out of this before I end up in their jail, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I decided, you know, my husband had a good job on Wall street, and I was like, you know what? I'll support him. I thought I would be a lady who Lunches.
Vivian Tu
Yeah.
Zarna Garg
You know, but 16 years of being home with the kids full time, I was like, I'm not that into them. Okay, cool.
Vivian Tu
You're like, I'm trying to get back into my own thing.
Zarna Garg
Yeah.
Vivian Tu
But talk to me about the conversation you had with your husband when you were deciding to pursue comedy. Because certainly it's not an industry known for being ultra high paying for everybody. Right. It's like the very.
Zarna Garg
Even. They don't really make money in comedy. You have to leverage out of the comedy. You know, you have to generally.
Vivian Tu
Yeah.
Zarna Garg
Look, my husband was very supportive because before I found comedy, I had tried like 15, 20 businesses that all failed.
Vivian Tu
What were some of them?
Zarna Garg
I was a matchmaker for a minute. Horrible. Real professional matchmaker. I'm not making this up. Horrible. I had a vegan chili business.
Vivian Tu
Okay.
Zarna Garg
Total disaster. Then what was the other thing? Toothbrush. Toothbrush. I had a disposable toothbrush product that I had kind of invented. And total flop. So my husband was kind of like being supportive and he thought this comedy thing, you know, and say, all right, let her try it. It's gonna come and go. Nobody expected it to become what it became, except her. Actually. I knew.
Vivian Tu
Wait, what gave you such faith in your mom?
Zoya Garg
So when I was 14, 15, 16, that was when she was trying all these different businesses. And we were always really close. I would say we're the people often make us out to be like the awkward Gilmore Girls. Like the nerdy Gilmore girl. Mom and daughter. We've gotten that comment a lot where I'm obsessed with her and she's trying to run away from me. She's like, go find your friends. And so I would constantly be following her around, wherever she would go. And when she was starting all of these businesses, I noticed that the reason why people would buy her products or services was because she would make them feel so good. She would stand in front of them, she would make them laugh, she would tell stories. She would start spewing all this ranting about, oh, my daughter's annoying me. My mother in law is calling all of these different things.
Vivian Tu
She's got the riz.
Zoya Garg
She was just rizzing these customers up in front of me and that's why they would buy. And I grew up in New York City. I grew up in the heart of stand up. I would watch Seinfeld and Curb youb Enthusiasm. And I was so enriched in that culture. I saw a business there, I was like, you can actually monetize your personality. This was also when social media Was. Was rising on its own occasion, which is obviously such a ginormous part of her business. She was actually recently named one of Instagram's top 25 creators. Actually, three days ago, she got a gold ring to award her original creativity. It's wild. It's been eight years, but it was there from the start.
Zarna Garg
Yeah. So he didn't. Going back to my husband when I said, I want to try comedy, he's like, yeah, sure. No one thought anything off it.
Zoya Garg
And to his defense, comedy is not a career in India. Right. Like, it's not a career.
Vivian Tu
You can't be a jester as a career.
Zoya Garg
That's not a engineer. Lawyer. Doctor. Lawyer, maybe.
Vivian Tu
Yeah.
Zarna Garg
Well, also, it's. We're just not a culture that prioritizes fun at all. Comedy is, like, you go out to have fun. I have people now. They're like, who are all these people who buy tickets to your show? They don't understand that. Indian people, Asian people. Yeah.
Vivian Tu
We don't have that in our culture, that entertainment.
Zoya Garg
Did you grow up going to plays?
Vivian Tu
No.
Zoya Garg
Did you grow up watching movies?
Vivian Tu
No.
Zarna Garg
Like, maybe movies at home, because it's.
Vivian Tu
Easy and it's free.
Zoya Garg
And the movies were all intense movies.
Zarna Garg
When you were, like, a message.
Vivian Tu
Like, my dad and I were watching, like, Goodfellas and the Shawshank Redemption, and I'm like, what am I watching this? I'm an eight.
Zoya Garg
No, truly.
Zarna Garg
But that makes sense. I mean, my kids, we. They're all born and raised in Manhattan. This is a true fact. We've never bought Broadway tickets ever, ever, ever, ever. We've never gone to a sporting game where we bought tickets. Now we get some. We get invitations, and I've taken my sons, but we've never bought tickets to these things. We stay far, far away from all that pop culture stuff.
Vivian Tu
Can I tell you some of the first, like, sporting, like, concert. Like. Like, all of those things that I. The. I did, those for the first time were with white people who took me. Because I have never personally thought in my mind, ooh, I should go into this.
Zoya Garg
Yeah. It's just not part of our culture.
Zarna Garg
And I don't even let my kids go. Like, my kids, friends, parents will be like, oh, for. You know, whatever. Jake's birthday, we're gonna take the kids. Yeah. I'm like, you're never gonna be friends with Jake. This is the end of this friendship.
Zoya Garg
And even her comedy show, we're only allowed to go to her comedy show. Cause we're working and we're learning her comedy show Is like, you get lectured. It's not like some jokesing show. We're not going to anyone else's show.
Vivian Tu
Right. Okay. Oh, my gosh, that's so funny. And to take it back, like, we talk about culture, being Indian. You immigrated to America from Mumbai. You started your life in Ohio.
Zarna Garg
Yes.
Vivian Tu
Ohio. Yes. What made you want to make the leap to America? What was your financial situation when you first arrived?
Zarna Garg
I mean, very complicated set of circumstances brought me to America. My mom had passed. Suddenly. I was almost 15 at the time, and my dad. I was the youngest of four kids. My dad was like, I'm done parenting. You need to get married. And it sounds jarring in America, but it's actually not that big of a deal back home. 15 is a little early, even for India. But not that, like, all my siblings were married by their late teens. So we were talking, you know, we were off by about a year or two at most. And my dad didn't see much with it. He was like, you know, I. I was the fourth kid. He was fed up.
Vivian Tu
Yeah.
Zarna Garg
And I get it. I have three kids. I now do wonder what I would be like if I had a fourth. Right. It's exhausting. It is exhausting. So I get it. I never held it against my dad, but he was not. He was very clear that if I didn't want to get married, I couldn't live at home.
Vivian Tu
Okay.
Zarna Garg
And I had a sister who lived in Ohio, who was married and lived in Ohio, who offered to take me in, which is how I ended up.
Vivian Tu
That's really nice.
Zarna Garg
But of course, I had no money. Of course, I was indebted to her for years. For years. Because I left, and my dad was really upset. And, you know, Asian dads, they're not playing.
Vivian Tu
No, no. Like, if they say they knock you out.
Zarna Garg
Yeah. It's over. Like, I was dead to him. He said, all right, you want to go do this adventure thing with your sister? That's on you. So I came to America. My sister paid for my college, my life, my law school, and it's a debt that I owe her for life. And thank God for rich relatives.
Vivian Tu
Yeah.
Zoya Garg
Thank God for our rich sister.
Zarna Garg
Yeah. And, you know, of course, I've settled it in my own way, but she hates when I talk about it. She hates when I talk about it because she doesn't like the idea that I think of it as a debt. We're very Indian. We're very Asian that way. We're siblings. We're there for each other no matter what.
Vivian Tu
It's like, there's. What's the. There's a Korean phrase. I'm Chinese, but there's a Korean phrase that they said in squid games. It's like there's no ownership between us.
Zarna Garg
Yeah, exactly. And she truly believes it. I don't. I don't. For clarity, I'm like, no, this is mine. This jacket is mine. The shoe is mine. But she's very much of that mindset. So it was a very stressful time, you know, but when you're taking. Here's the thing. I live in New York now, and I live a fairly affluent life. I mean, nobody is truly affluent in New York. You know, even the billionaires feel poor. Yeah, we know. But I've been to a lot of charity events, as a lot of us are philanthropic things. I think often in those rooms, I am one of the only people who's received charity, so. Because in my case, my sister was like, being very charitable, supporting me for years and years. And that does something to your psychology. When you receive charity, it strips you of your self esteem in a way that. That's very hard to explain. It's like, it also fires you up in a way that you're trying to get out of these circumstances as fast as possible, because in your mind, you're a burden on everybody around you. You know, she's not my parent. She had no obligation to do any of it, but she chose to. So it was a very, very complicated few years. But honestly, Ohio was so kind to me. I had the best time. I had the best. Ohio's whatever phrase in America is the heart of it all. Cause it's a heart shape, and it truly was a heartbeat for me.
Vivian Tu
Aw, we love Ohio.
Zoya Garg
Yes.
Vivian Tu
Also, you mentioned that your sister had this very immigrant culture mentality of, I'm going to take care of my sister no matter what. But you made a joke just now that you don't really have that mentality. You're like, no, no, no, it's mine. This is yours. We are separate. Is that a joke, or do you truly feel like you've kind of kicked that immigrant mentality?
Zarna Garg
It doesn't come naturally to me the way it does to her.
Vivian Tu
Did she?
Zarna Garg
Naturally. She literally is that generous soul who will be like, you want my car? Sure, take it. Me, I'll be like, you know, I'll resist it and be like, it's my sister. I'm supposed to be good to her, you know, so I've definitely crossed over into being American. Yeah, I've been here 30 plus. Years now, so it doesn't come as naturally to me. I have to talk my head into, like, I'm Indian. We're supposed to like this.
Vivian Tu
This is supposed to feel good. Well, I guess then my question is for Zoya, like, do you feel like growing up with an immigrant parent, being first gen, you know, here for, like, you know, American your entire life, how do you feel like your perspective on money differs versus your parents? Support for net worth and chill comes from Adobe. When you write down your financial goals, you do it knowing that life happens. Your finances evolve, your timeline shifts, and the details change as needed. So if you need to be flexible and adaptable, then the documents you use to keep track of it all should be too. That's where PDF Spaces from Adobe Acrobat Studio comes in. With Acrobat Studio, you can do so much more with a PDF file than you ever thought possible. PDF Spaces takes those documents and turns them into a living project that you can edit, engage with, and collaborate with others on. You can even put all of your files into one workspace and have a whole conversation with your AI assistant about it and ask questions to get deep insights about your project. You can also invite people to your PDF space and let them add files, comments, notes, and more. You can brainstorm through sketches or even synthesize all the info in podcast form. Acrobat Studio lets you generate an audio overview of your project in just one click. Learn more@adobe.com do that with Acrobat.
Zoya Garg
Yeah, I mean, I grew up feeling like money was very individualistic, and also building a career was very individualistic. Most of the people who I went to school with were so flabbergasted by this idea that we were working together and that her money was my money and that the business's money was something that we shared. Because I think America profits off of siloing people off and basically making it feel like if you don't earn your own individual salary, if you're not doing everything yourself, you're doing something almost wrong. And so I constantly was, from a very young age, battling between these ideas of, like, what's mine, what's hers, what's allowed to be shared? How individual do I have to be now? It was because of my American attitude towards things that I was very demanding of her getting paid very early on. Everything about her business as a comedian has been very well thought out of. Like, what are the margins? How much are we gonna sell this ticket for? How much is it gonna cost to produce a video in order to, like, market this show. And it's always been very economical from the very beginning, because, you know, that's how we were both raised. We were both thinking about that. She actually comes from a very business oriented family too, so. Yeah.
Zarna Garg
Yeah. And I think we've learned that the more we band together as a family, the more profitable we are as a unit.
Vivian Tu
Yeah. That economies of scale.
Zoya Garg
Yes.
Zarna Garg
And also we leverage from each other's strengths. Like there's a natural give and take that is there's a shorthand that you may have with your family that you just can't have with anybody else.
Vivian Tu
Right.
Zarna Garg
This is not to say that you can't build with other people. It just so happens in our case that it's the family. And, you know, I'm always telling her, I have a son in college, that if you want to do something else, do that, like, that's fine, but it's got to make sense. It's got to compete with what we're building here.
Zoya Garg
Right.
Zarna Garg
Yeah. Don't do it just so you can say I'm doing it on my own.
Vivian Tu
Right.
Zarna Garg
You don't owe that to anybody.
Zoya Garg
Yeah.
Vivian Tu
Yeah.
Zoya Garg
That's over glamorized in America, in my opinion.
Zarna Garg
Yeah.
Vivian Tu
Like that. We all each have our own house, own car. We drive to and from each way. We don't carpool. We do, like, it's just very like, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Zarna Garg
That lifestyle has not served women.
Vivian Tu
No.
Zarna Garg
Look at all the women. That what it does is that because we don't pool resources, it puts a crushing burden on each woman. Now each woman is running a household. Now each woman is buying groceries, 80% of which we're all throwing out. Let's be honest. Yeah. You know, because who can eat that? Each woman is like, trying to figure out how to take care of their own one kid. Like, there's no economies of skills. That makes no sense.
Vivian Tu
I had this conversation with a girlfriend who is a mother of two the other day, and she was like, we literally realized that instead of me picking up my kid every single day from school, I could only pick up my kid and a couple other kids once a week. And then each day would be assigned to a different parent. And that way the other four days we could relax.
Zoya Garg
Yeah, exactly. And use that time more efficiently. 100%.
Vivian Tu
Exactly.
Zarna Garg
Exactly. But that's not the story they tell in America. I think the pendulum swung too far towards independence.
Zoya Garg
100%.
Zarna Garg
And the thing is that it didn't serve women. I'm all about, like, what is a good life for a woman look like because I have a daughter. And even for my sons, I want them to be in relationships where their spouses and their girlfriends are, like, empowered to live the lives they want and not be bogged down. My generation, we were bogged down by minutia. We got killed by it. There was no remote work in my day. There was no, like, oh, like four day flex pa. There was none of that. And it killed entire generations of moms, got pushed out of the workforce.
Zoya Garg
And it was very intentional.
Zarna Garg
Right.
Zoya Garg
Like one story that you told that you'll. You should clarify the details of that I just love, and I learned so much from is advertisers for mainstream television make more money selling on TV shows that are siloed off to specific people.
Zarna Garg
Right?
Zoya Garg
Like making sure that an ad is placed for the boy that watches sports that is not watching what the mom is watching on the cooking show. Basically selling, separating people out so families don't watch TV together. It's all very intentional to make money. It wasn't like this cultural revolution in America. It was telegraphed.
Vivian Tu
Yeah.
Zarna Garg
And when you're watching something alone or you're living alone or whatever, you're more vulnerable to buy nonsense, to buy shit. Just to put it bluntly, when you're in a family unit, you're not thinking, let me go all nine shopping, right? You're not thinking, let me have one more drink.
Vivian Tu
Yeah.
Zarna Garg
You know, you're not thinking any of those things. But when you're alone, that's when all those feelings are heightened and companies profit from it. I tell her all the time, I go, you should watch out because you think you're getting bored, but that whole circumstance has been created for you.
Zoya Garg
Yeah.
Vivian Tu
Zoya, I have a quick question. What is the most valuable financial lesson you have learned from your mom, either directly or indirectly?
Zoya Garg
Oh, directly, I learned how to sell.
Vivian Tu
Okay.
Zoya Garg
So in my senior year of college, I had just finished multiple tech internships. I had worked at Apple, I had worked at this Y Combinator startup. Like, I had spent my undergrad learning everything I could learn about computer science because I was in the heart of Silicon Valley. That was so important to me. And I felt, okay.
Vivian Tu
Computer science. And classics.
Zoya Garg
And classics.
Vivian Tu
And classics. Don't forget, that's my girl.
Zarna Garg
That's what she's like. You can forget it. You can forget it. Nobody cares about the classes. She's so.
Zoya Garg
I'm actually so happy. You don't even understand because all the business podcasts never care about classics, but I swear it's because of Classics that I can sit on these podcasts and make sense.
Zarna Garg
Yeah.
Zoya Garg
Anyways, in my senior year of college, in the very beginning, I was really lost. I was like these technology startups that I was a part of, I didn't feel like I identified with them. I didn't think my talents were being used in the correct way. And her memoir, this American Woman, which is a New York Times bestseller now, was coming out. And the publishing team told her, you need to hire somebody to basically take on this entire pre order campaign. For people who aren't familiar, pre order campaigns determine whether you make bestseller lists. They also determine whether or not your book is even stocked in bookstores. It's all those sales before. That's why when an author is like pleading you to pre order, that is why. It's not because they just want orders before. It's very much a process. She told me, you should take on this pre order campaign process. And in the process, you'll learn how to sell. This is a skill you use for life regardless of whether or not you join me full time. And for six months, I learned everything that you could possibly learn about learning how to sell online. We were doing live streams where we were selling a book a minute. We were going to every live comedy show and being like, if you buy two books, I'll give you a sweatshirt that's only available at this show. I learned about scarcity. I learned about adding value to as many people as possible. And I. More than that, I learned that in order to understand the value of money, you need to know how to sell. And I think that is the skill that so many young girls aren't taught because they're afraid of talking about money and numbers and deal making. But it's the reason why men get ahead.
Vivian Tu
Yeah. What about your dad? What's a piece of financial advice that you may have learned from him?
Zoya Garg
Buy expensive things and. Or what's that quote? That's like.
Zarna Garg
That's my friend's quote, but okay, you can attribute it to your dad. Can you tell me, as per usual, the men get all the credit. I'm too poor to buy cheap things.
Zoya Garg
I'm too poor to buy cheap things. That is my dad's attitude towards life. He always raised the bar even more than her about what we could afford. We always shot above, like, our bracket in terms of the apartment we bought, in terms of clothes that we buy. And it was, it was something that I learned from a very early age, that it's better to actually invest really well into pieces that you Love whether that's clothes, food, workout classes, things of that kind, and use it.
Vivian Tu
As valuable as. Sardo's making such a face right now, he's.
Zoya Garg
I mean, he's a princess. He loves his Loro Piana, but he buys one and wears it entire year, and he wears it everywhere.
Zarna Garg
He has a little bit of a European attitude towards fashion and life.
Vivian Tu
He wants to look nice and have nice things.
Zarna Garg
So the two of them will walk over to Butterfield, which is the most expensive grocery store, and, like, somehow it's, I don't know, 50 bucks, and there's two cases of empty berries.
Vivian Tu
Yeah.
Zarna Garg
Coming back to the berries.
Zoya Garg
Okay, we'll talk about the berries more. But, like, for example, I'm wearing these earrings, these two toned earrings. I bought these for myself after the pre order campaign was very successful, and I wear them every day, and they were really expensive, but I don't plan on taking them off pretty much ever.
Vivian Tu
Yeah.
Zoya Garg
Yeah.
Vivian Tu
Good. Invest in things that'll last you through the test of time.
Zoya Garg
Yeah.
Zarna Garg
Well, within reason.
Vivian Tu
Within reason.
Zarna Garg
I have a feeling that these are going to go at some point.
Vivian Tu
Yeah. So now I have kind of a contentious question.
Zoya Garg
Love it.
Vivian Tu
Zarna, do you want Zoya to marry a rich man?
Zarna Garg
No.
Vivian Tu
No.
Zarna Garg
Yeah. Because the criteria is not rich.
Vivian Tu
Okay.
Zarna Garg
The criteria is, I myself didn't look for a rich man. My entire dating, my own matchmaking and dating stories out there, it's viral. You can look it up. I want her to marry a very smart and ambitious man. The idea is not to bypass the work. I want her to live a fulfilling life where she is part of building something with somebody. So they should get rich together, ideally, in fact, in some way. And this is a little bit of a hot take, in some ways, I'm a little prejudiced against rich people talk to me about that because I feel like they don't have the fire. If you have it early in life and you were just given it.
Vivian Tu
No hunger.
Zarna Garg
There's no hunger. And life has many twists and turns. Like, you might not be rich forever. You need to know how to survive the ups and downs of life. That would make me nervous. If she brought home a guy who was very rich from birth, I would be nervous. I would be like, the first hit, and this guy is gonna be out.
Zoya Garg
No, she really means that. I actually am working with a matchmaker. I'm fully.
Vivian Tu
Are you?
Zoya Garg
I am.
Vivian Tu
It's not your.
Zoya Garg
Not my mom. I mean, she's a terrible matchmaker.
Vivian Tu
Okay.
Zoya Garg
She has other talents.
Zarna Garg
I hired the matchmaker.
Zoya Garg
She did she did. And I'm very comfortable and open saying that. And he has brought her genuinely, like Bollywood actors who are extremely famous and royalty, like, genuinely for people who might be interested in going on a date with me. And she has rejected every single one. Every single one.
Zarna Garg
It's not because as women, we have to protect ourselves. I've learned. I've been married 26 years. You have to pair up with somebody who can withdraw, withstand life. And just money alone is not sufficient. It's necessary. It's not sufficient. You can earn the money. If somebody is bright, somebody is ambitious, you'll earn the money with them. She's smart enough, you're smart enough. I figured it out at 45 how to earn money. That can be done. But you cannot give somebody drive. You cannot give somebody that wherewithal that you need. I don't want a life for her where she's beholden to somebody's aging parents because they have no way to live.
Vivian Tu
Right.
Zarna Garg
And there's a lot of people like that in New York. I mean, my kids went to private school for many years. 80% of our private school classmates, the tuition was paid by the grandparents. And if the grandparents decided to pull that string, they could no longer afford it. I don't want that life for my kid. I don't care how fancy it looks on the outside. Yeah. Do you know what I mean?
Vivian Tu
Yeah.
Zarna Garg
So money is critical. It is fundamental. But it's gotta be yours. You gotta be able to claim it. You gotta be able to say that I did this and I deserve it and it is mine.
Vivian Tu
Wow. Money has to be your power.
Zarna Garg
Money has to be your power. And the only way it has to be it is your power, is if it's yours. There's no other way. There's no way to bypass the hard work. Totally and honestly, if you accept that and embrace it, the journey of building it is actually fun. We love what we do love, and we love building what we're building. Like, we're not looking for an easy solution ever. Ask anybody who's worked with us. We take the long road, the hardest road, always.
Zoya Garg
We start small and we build from there always too.
Zarna Garg
Yeah. And it's fun, you know, and it's ours. Like in Hindi, there's a saying. It's like. It means the person who holds the bat, only he gets to bat. It's a cricket quote that nobody else gets a say in how you use that bat.
Vivian Tu
Oh, I love that.
Zarna Garg
Yeah.
Zoya Garg
She has. She's very famous. She writes a column every Monday of Like business wisdom and these quotes and her analysis of them. And there are people who only follow her on Instagram for that Monday motivation.
Zarna Garg
I love quotes, so I search for quotes all over the world and I keep them in my arsenal, but I think they're very helpful. So rich is not what we're looking for.
Vivian Tu
Right? Okay.
Zoya Garg
Not in that I love that it's not. What does that make sense we're looking for?
Vivian Tu
Right.
Zoya Garg
Like Vivian. I'm like, okay, you know my dating life, question mark. Mine, not ours. Right. But somehow it's become ours. Ours.
Vivian Tu
It's a team project.
Zarna Garg
A good project.
Zoya Garg
Honestly. My hot take is you should introduce whoever you're serious about to your parents as soon as possible.
Vivian Tu
Why?
Zoya Garg
I think your parents have a really good gauge over whether or not somebody like gut instinct is worth pursuing or not. I don't think it has to be this serious thing. People make meeting the parents way too serious in America. It's like, oh, my God. It's like this bachelor moment, the season semi finale.
Vivian Tu
The hometown.
Zoya Garg
The hometown. I mean, I think that's ridiculous. It's your parents. They should have a say in whether or not this person feels like they could fit the vibe of the family. And so I actually introduce most people that I'm like, considering seriously to my mom specifically pretty quickly, but not for a very long time. I just have them Talk for like 30 minutes and just see. I'm like, what's her gut check on this?
Zarna Garg
30 minutes is enough to have them pull up their tax return on their phone. Okay, perfect.
Vivian Tu
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect. We're looking at the tax return. Amazing. She's like, what is your FICO score?
Zarna Garg
Yeah, but that's a good indicator.
Vivian Tu
It is a good one. Are you, you know, a credit worthy person?
Zoya Garg
You are clearly in finance. And I'm obsessed.
Vivian Tu
Yeah, of course. So I want to, you know, kind of take a turn. We're going to pivot to a little bit of a serious conversation.
Zarna Garg
Yeah.
Vivian Tu
And I do want to address the elephant in the room, please. Zarna, you recently performed at the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
Zarna Garg
Yes.
Vivian Tu
Which was pretty contentious.
Zarna Garg
Yeah.
Vivian Tu
I wanna just have a conversation. And this is not a lecture. This is not anything.
Zarna Garg
No, no, but it can be also. No problem.
Vivian Tu
But I wanna have a conversation of, like, how do you make these business decisions? What compelled you to do it and would you do it again?
Zarna Garg
Yeah, I would do it again. It was a business decision. And in that case, in the case of Riyadh, it was also a little bit of an emotional Decision. Yeah. I have two comedy specials, and both those specials were number one in the Middle east for a long time because those women have never seen anybody who look do what I do.
Vivian Tu
Yeah.
Zarna Garg
I lived in New York 25 years, and I didn't know what stand up comedy was. My All American kid introduced me to it. But I, through my work, have changed lives. I, through my work, have empowered women to say what's on their mind or to laugh about what's on other people's mind around them to not take life so seriously. I'm very proud of what I do. We are very proud of what we built. So in the case of Riyadh in particular, I was very conscious that those women who are texting me, DMing me every day, come here. We want to watch you with our daughters. We want to watch you live. We want to see what you do. I couldn't turn my back on them, honestly. People think it was the money and the money was good, but it wasn't life changing. Just so it's clear. Not for anybody, because I work with the agents that rep everybody. The money was good, but everybody on that lineup would make that money anyway. This is the superstar lineup. Like, it's not like, if I didn't go there, like, how am I gonna pay my bills? It's not like that. Like, I could have done three shows in New Jersey. We would have made the money.
Vivian Tu
Right?
Zarna Garg
So it's not like we all just went running for the money. There's that two. I don't take a moral position on it because every government in the world, including America, is doing things that I don't necessarily agree with, to be honest with you. I try to stay out of the politics of it. I'm more concerned with what can I do for the women in that region. Because I truly, especially in the Middle East, I truly believe that in the end the solution is gonna emerge from the women, that the more those women are empowered, the more there is hope for peace, for stability, for progress, for everybody. And I want whatever little I can do to move that needle, I'm happy to do. Now. Did I get paid? Of course I got paid. Yes. And I have.
Vivian Tu
As you should, by the way.
Zarna Garg
And I have offered no apologies for it. And by the way, people who think they would never like they doing business if you live in America, you're doing business with Saudi Arabia. If you're gassing up your car, you're doing business if you're riding Uber. The management company that reps me is partially owned by the Saudi royal family. You just don't know about it. Right. So it's a lot of noise about nothing as far as I'm concerned. And I had a very. I went in with a very clear mind. We are very clear about what we do. Are we running a business or is this a hobby? That's the first thing. As a business decision, did it make sense to go, yes, okay, now, so what are the issues? And once we were, like, we made our peace with it, there was nothing more to do.
Zoya Garg
And then also, what's the most diverse set of people possible that we can contribute value to?
Zarna Garg
Right.
Zoya Garg
Like, she was one of three female comedians out of 50 comedians that were invited. It was a very strict list. It's not that there aren't amazing female comics. It's that her set is clean, it's relatable, and it's something that that audience doesn't hear ever. And so I was really inspired, honestly, by her decision to go. I mean, I've. I think that's probably one of the top five most inspiring things I've seen her do. It's not easy. It's not easy for her to also speak boldly and unapologetically on a stage like that. I can't even. It's unfathomable that people can't even appreciate, like, the actual American protest that she was bringing through her words on that stage.
Zarna Garg
Yeah, that's what it was. Bringing freedom of speech to people who've never seen anything like it.
Vivian Tu
Yeah, yeah.
Zarna Garg
Half the people who made it controversial here, between you and me, were comics who weren't invited or who are so far into the progressive liberal side of things that there's just no room to talk to them or negotiate with them. Half of them are repped by a company that is owned by a Saudi royal family, and they just either don't know it or choose to look away.
Zoya Garg
And from, like, a business point of view as well, we respect all the comics that have, you know, said anything about this event, good or bad, but anyone who spoke on this event in a negative way, in my opinion, was profiting off of the. Off of the crazy engagement and the engagement for themselves as well.
Zarna Garg
They turned it into a press tour. Why? I wouldn't go, right. How stupid is that? Like, we decline things every day. We don't have time to talk about it.
Zoya Garg
So I just. I think it's important to highlight the irony in that. In that this event, people who weren't even a part of it were getting benefit from it monetarily as well, and.
Vivian Tu
So people saying, I'm not gonna go. You weren't invited. Yeah.
Zarna Garg
And if, even if you were, let's say, like I think on the, on average we probably turn down five things a day, right? Different things for different reasons. We don't have time to talk about it. We really don't. And everybody, we assume that everybody is smart enough to make their own decisions and that's it. But I personally am very proud that I went, I think I showed Saudi women a new side of what women can be. And even if that's a start, maybe it's the smallest germ, a start of a revolution in their minds, maybe in their women hangouts, maybe for the first time they went home and started telling jokes about their mother in laws. You know, everything starts somewhere.
Vivian Tu
Yeah.
Zoya Garg
Our goal is to make families laugh all over the world, no matter what demographic you're in. That is our responsibility and that's our prerogative and priority first.
Zarna Garg
And they paid well.
Vivian Tu
I just, I have to laugh because you are such a comedian to just follow it up with that. And they paid well.
Zarna Garg
Like, I mean, I mean, I'm not apologizing for it. And by the way, people who came, there were some comics who came reluctantly. They were blown away. I was not. I've been to Asia and Middle east enough to know that it's not all what you see on TV here. Cause if you watch, if you have your view of Middle east just based on news in America, you don't know what you're talking about, honestly. But the comics who were a little reluctant, absolutely flabbergasted with the advancement, it just, you land in the airport and the level of advancement, technology, you just don't expect it.
Vivian Tu
Totally.
Zarna Garg
And you know, I think that they've gone back with their eyes open.
Vivian Tu
Yeah, I appreciate that and I appreciate the candor. I think we should continue this candid conversation. Typically in many Asian families, Indian families, you get a Panera, you pick one. Doctor, lawyer, engineer. Not lawyer, not lawyer. You have famously said that you were not supportive of Zoya studying Classics, of wanting to write, of doing all these things. What changed your mind to realize that she was the best person to rep you?
Zarna Garg
I didn't want her to study classics because the degree is very expensive. The Stanford. I was like, you want to study classics, just stay at home and study classic. Go to the local. Like you don't go there for a half a million dollar degree and all this life experience and not get the one thing it's known for, accomplishment.
Vivian Tu
Do you know What?
Zarna Garg
I mean, like, keep it in your back pocket. If you want that whole experience, you gotta do it. Listen, we're Asian. I made a movie. My director was a cancer surgeon on the side.
Zoya Garg
Yeah, he is Harvard cancer surgeon.
Zarna Garg
So funny because that's how we wrote. And he still practices his mother. He's a grown man.
Vivian Tu
He's afraid of his mom.
Zarna Garg
Of course, his mother still won't let him quit his medical practice three months of the year. He has to stop the Hollywood thing and go practice in a medical. In a hospital. Because she's like, I don't trust the Hollywood thing. So I get it. You know, the reason she's working with me is because she's the best at it. She's an execution beast. Honestly, between you and me, I'm not gonna look this way. My business, I'm so serious about it that if I didn't think she had it in me, I would encourage her to get a tech job. I would be like, go hide behind three levels of engineers. You know, L, 1, L2, A, B, C, D. Whatever they create, there's lots of room to hide in. Big companies go enjoy the sushi bar and whatever else they do, the ping pong table, whatever. Like, you know, there's a lot of fluff attached to all that stuff. I don't have it. I'm a small business. My team is small and mighty. We are ninjas. We get things done. We show profitability. I'm known in the business as somebody who makes money for everybody that collaborates with them. That is my reputation. I could not have her work with me and jeopardize my business just because she has nothing to do. Yeah. By running the New York Times campaign, she proved that she knows what she's doing. I gave her the assignment and I never looked at it again. I said, get it done.
Vivian Tu
Yeah.
Zarna Garg
And like, literally, get it done. Here's the budget, like, for whatever little tools that she needed. I never involved myself. She took it on head on. And in fact, we had one bump along the way.
Zoya Garg
You wanna be. I mean, yeah, I was gonna say I also really had to earn it.
Vivian Tu
There were moments there was no Nepo baby in us.
Zoya Garg
I mean, I honest envy the Nepo baby thing because being her daughter, a lot of people think that it's just like, oh, you have a famous parent. But I really struggled to figure out, especially this campaign, really early into the campaign, I remember it had been a month in and I had shown no numbers. There were no pre order numbers. There was no views, There was No work to speak for all the ideas that I had about how to sell the book. And she looked at me and she said, zoya, I'm gonna give this job to someone else. I'm gonna give not only this job to someone else, but I'm going to give what this journey can teach you to someone else because you don't deserve it. And I was so devastated. I really had to put our personal relationship aside in order to actually hear what she was saying. But the very next day, I like, hit the ground running. I was like, I don't care what it takes. I'll hold a sign in the middle of my college campus that literally says, three book equals one sweatshirt if that's what's gonna get the job done. And that is what got the job done. So I think one thing that I think is really interesting is a lot of people who are trying to learn how to make money out of college, they can't figure it out. It's really stressful. People don't wanna take a leap. But if you can deliver somebody a process from 0 to 100 of XYZ thing will get done. All the people involved will get a win. I'm going to deliver value in all of these different ways. You will make money and you will be a power player to whoever you're serving. Right? And now I have job offers out the wazoo. I mean, like, every single person that I worked with wants to hire me. I've been like, I've gotten a pre order campaign job offer from, I think every notable author right now in the last six months. And I earned that because people saw this girl sold 10,000 pre orders. That, that's over $300,000 worth of pre order revenue of something that didn't even exist yet.
Zarna Garg
Yeah, you'll see. Pre order is tricky because you're selling something that doesn't exist and people don't read anymore.
Vivian Tu
No, I'm incentivize.
Zoya Garg
You have to incentivize people to see the value in a product that they're probably not even going to consume.
Zarna Garg
But I wanna add because a lot of women watch your podcast, listen to your podcast. In the early days of the pre order campaign because she's in Silicon Valley, she's surrounded by tech, everybody is chasing the unicorn, right? There were friends who would say to her, why are you doing such low vibration work?
Zoya Garg
Oh yeah, people, vibration work is crazy low status. People would constantly say, zoya, you worked at Apple, you go to Stanford, you have all these VC connections. Why are you not just Going down this path of raising millions of dollars and doing an AI startup and applying it to the comedy industry. Very big words that are very hollow. And it took me so long. It took me seeing what sales was doing for my confidence, honestly, as a human being. Like every time I sold a pre order, I became a better person. Honestly, like genuinely I did.
Zarna Garg
And we were very clear. I remember telling her, I'm like, I don't have room for shiny pennies in my business. You gotta mean something. You gotta bring something to the table. And life is about sales. Business is about sales. The whole game is sales. It doesn't even matter what you're selling. Whatever this low vibration thing is. I don't know what goes on in Silicon Valley because I feel like now we're at an age where every kid is waking up thinking, I'm not an AI billionaire yet. The AI rocket hasn't hit me yet. Like, relax, people just give somebody value.
Zoya Garg
And the reason we're bringing that up also is because entrepreneurship has become conflated with that. Entrepreneurship is very different than that. Entrepreneurship to me is distinctly creating ways of making money for some service or product that is adding something different or is making something better. That's it, that's all it is. And I, you know, we have a lot of criticism of all that, but I'm glad I didn't listen to all that kind of.
Zarna Garg
But she was almost fired. But she was fired.
Zoya Garg
I was, I genuinely was.
Vivian Tu
You got performance improvement plan by your mom?
Zarna Garg
No.
Vivian Tu
Yeah.
Zoya Garg
I mean, can you imagine what she's like as a boss? You've seen her on stage, you've seen her in this podcast. Can you imagine the kind of threat. I mean, it was.
Vivian Tu
She has high demands because she brings a lot to the table herself. And you want someone to match that.
Zoya Garg
Energy and people rise to the expectations that to them.
Vivian Tu
That's right. So we are running out of time. But I want to ask one question to each of you. It's the same question. What is your biggest money regret and why?
Zarna Garg
It's going to be a hard. Okay. My biggest money regret is not taking control of my own financial destiny. Earlier in life, I was a stay at home mom for many years and my husband is a Wall street professional, a very nice guy and very trustworthy. So it's not that, but every single woman should take control of her financial destiny. And I learned it the hard way because when bad times hit, which they did, my husband lost his job during COVID He got completely frazzled and I was at ground zero right I had to like wake up and build from ground zero overnight and it was a mistake. What was I thinking for the 15 years before?
Vivian Tu
Right.
Zarna Garg
Don't ever put yourself in that situation, ever. Every woman, no matter what your circumstance, no matter who you marry, no matter who you date, you must have your own money and you must have your own financial plan for yourself and also for your family.
Vivian Tu
Family. I love that. That is an incredible piece of advice.
Zoya Garg
Using my college investment in a way that I don't think was actually accurate and right for my purposes. I think a lot of people feel all sorts of ways when they graduate college. Like I could have done this and I could have done that. And no matter what you're doing, if you're going to a private university, you someone is proportionally making up a $500,000 investment plus, plus housing plus everything else on your behalf or you are paying it for yourself. I regret not working full time as soon as possible in college. I think every college student should have a full time job and treat college like a part time job and not treat their classes like they're so important. Should use the environment to meet as many people as possible. I'm glad I got a hard skill.
Vivian Tu
Why is your mom laughing?
Zoya Garg
Because she, I think she'll probably disagree with me here but. But the work experience that I got in those last two years of my undergrad were so much more valuable to me and actually made me a better student because I was so like learning how to time manage class with my full time job, with socializing. And I think students should learn that as soon as possible and should not get caught up in getting more degrees. These colleges are so unethical in that way because they sell this promise of if you get this master's degree, you'll get a higher paying AI and it's not true. They're stealing time from you. That's time that you could be exploring and figuring things out and working for somebody or building something of your own. And I have a real gripe with higher education and I really think that I could have used my investment a little bit differently.
Vivian Tu
I think that's wise too. Like be conscious of why you are going to college and what it's for and what you're trying to get out of it.
Zarna Garg
Yeah, can I just, can I just leave? Give you one piece of advice to your people because it's something your audience in particular and my daughter, you know, lot of men and women of this age, 20s, 30s, they're like caught up in dating and then also the Job. And should I take a job, like, now for women? I tell my daughter, just, if you like somebody and you want to get married, get married and get divorced. If it needs to be that way, really, you don't need to be thinking of it as a lifetime commitment. That has not served women either. Because the men get in and out of marriages, as we've seen. It's the women who are like, but I thought we were gonna get old together. And then they make all these financial mistakes. They give up their financial future because they're trying to appease the guy. Or worse yet, support him, which he might just turn around and say, I didn't even ask for it. Which happens today all the time. Now, I tell my daughter, I tell all the women, don't take marriage. So it's not life or death. Like, if you make a mistake, you'll get out of it. In fact, maybe make that mistake early, get it out of your system so you can focus on building your financial future. Because we are all. As I'm aging, I'm 50. I have so many friends. Women who are in horrible situations now because they trusted their partners, they trusted their spouses. Now they're divorced or worse things have happened, you know, they're widowed or whatever, and now they have nothing. They're suddenly in America with no means to support themselves, or the money they thought was gonna last them a lifetime is not gonna last them five years. And it's very, very shocking and jarring. So I tell her, I tell everybody who's watching and listening, and it's a real hot take. I get trolled for it all the time, and I don't care. But my job is to empower women into living lives that they own their destinies of, and that is not gonna happen without your own money. It's just not.
Vivian Tu
I don't think that's a hot take. I think that's the right take. Thank you so much for sharing your wisdom, for sharing our laughs. I completely understand why you are just as charismatic and fun and bubbly in person. What's next for the both of you? And where can everybody listening and watching find you.
Zarna Garg
At? Zarnagarg family podcast. If we don't blow up.
Zoya Garg
Yeah.
Zarna Garg
If we don't fight our way into.
Zoya Garg
An explosion, we fight on the Internet about money, politics, sex, everything you could possibly fight with your family about. We put it all on the Internet. That's our little thing. But you can also find me Oyagarg.
Zarna Garg
Pretty much everywhere, and I'm Arnagarg everywhere. And you know, be part of this world. It's social media. Be social.
Zoya Garg
And please direct message us what you disagree about with us on this podcast. Cause I live for that. I live for the debate. I loved. I am a debater over df. I respond to people on DM all the time.
Vivian Tu
Zoya, that's crazy.
Zarna Garg
I know you want to know.
Zoya Garg
You want to know. Okay, this is a secret tip. You want to know where you can sell the most product? Instagram dm.
Vivian Tu
Yeah.
Zoya Garg
Dms are customer service tickets. Now that is literally a customer. So if you're talking to somebody and you send them a link and you create a compelling enough reason. I was on Instagram DM four hours a day, every single day for six months for this pre order process being like, you should consider buying this book for this reason, for this business, for this human being. And it worked. Highest conversion tool.
Zarna Garg
Also, it's one of the best ways to reach very famous people. People don't know that. Cause very famous people usually have a wall of agents and managers around them whose only job is to keep you away. But they don't hand over their Instagram accounts easily. Cause they're trying to keep that private. They don't want people in their DMs. So there is a way to get through to very famous people if you're trying. Instagram DMs is one of the last things they're gonna hand over to a rep. Totally. Yeah. Yeah. Wow.
Vivian Tu
And on that note, thank you guys so much for joining me. This was so much fun.
Zarna Garg
Thank you, thank you, thank you for having us. This was so fun.
Vivian Tu
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Date: February 18, 2026
Host: Vivian Tu
This vibrant, candid episode explores the biggest money mistake women make—neglecting to take charge of their own financial lives—and how to avoid it. Vivian Tu welcomes comedian Zarna Garg and her daughter Zoya Garg to discuss generational shifts in money mindsets, personal finance in immigrant families, lessons learned from business failures and successes, the value of building together, and frank insights on career pivots, independence, and relationships. The conversation is rich with humor, actionable advice, and brutally honest reflections.
[02:13–04:47] Family Money Arguments and Spending Values
Notable Moment:
Vivian sides with Zarna on the practical use of money after learning Zoya borrows her mom’s expensive handbags. [05:43]
[08:45–12:15] Reinventing at Midlife & Lessons from Business Flops
Notable Quote:
Zarna: “You have to leverage out of the comedy. You know, you have to generally...” [09:52]
[14:34–16:36] From Mumbai to Ohio: Starting Over
Notable Quote:
“Thank God for rich relatives.” – Zarna Garg, [16:13]
[20:16–23:32] Pooling Resources and the American Culture of Independence
Notable Quote:
“The more we band together as a family, the more profitable we are as a unit.” – Zarna Garg, [21:35]
[24:59–27:35] Why Every Woman Needs Her Own Money
[27:42–29:11]
Notable Quote:
“Buy expensive things… I’m too poor to buy cheap things. That is my dad’s attitude towards life.” – Zoya Garg, [27:48]
[29:25–32:40]
Memorable Exchange:
Zoya: “She has rejected every single one [rich suitors]... For people who might be interested in going on a date with me.”
Zarna: “I’ve learned… you have to pair up with somebody who can withstand life. And just money alone is not sufficient. It’s necessary. It’s not sufficient.” [31:00–31:38]
[34:50–41:11] Performing at the Riyadh Comedy Festival
Memorable Quote:
“We are very clear about what we do. Are we running a business or is this a hobby?” – Zarna Garg, [37:20];
“And they paid well.” [41:02]
[42:31–47:03]
Notable Quotes:
Zarna: “My business, I’m so serious about it that if I didn’t think she had it in me, I would encourage her to get a tech job.” [43:13]
Zoya: “If you can deliver somebody a process from 0 to 100 of XYZ thing will get done... you will make money and you will be a power player to whoever you’re serving.” [45:54]
[51:21–52:12]
[52:19–54:11]
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This episode is a must-listen for anyone, but especially for women navigating personal finance, career pivots, and complex family dynamics, served with laughter and hard-won wisdom.