Transcript
Commercial Narrator (0:00)
Spring is here, and there's a whole new way to chai at Starbucks that's
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made perfect for you. Choose your sweetness.
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Dial it up or keep things light. Add a touch of pistachio, a hint of strawberry or vanilla or make it a spring classic with lavender. Because this season there's endless ways to chai at Starbucks. Are you dreaming of the perfect prom?
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That there's just one thing holding you back?
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Speak English, Mom. Welcome to Ethnosync Ethnic Modification.
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What is this place?
Dr. Alexander B. Joy (0:33)
We help you reach your true potential.
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How are you feeling? It's good to be Hawaii.
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Hey, new girl.
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Hey.
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Look at what you've done to yourself.
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For a new plant to grow, the seed has to die.
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Slanted. Rated R. Only in theaters March 13th. Side effects may occur. Close your eyes.
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Exhale.
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Feel your body relax.
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And let go of whatever you're carrying today. Well, I'm letting go of the worry that I wouldn't get my new contacts in time for this class. I got them delivered free from 1-800-contacts. Oh, my gosh. They're so fast.
Commercial Narrator (1:07)
And breathe.
Dr. Miranda Melcher (1:08)
Oh, sorry. I almost couldn't breathe when I saw the discount they gave me on my first order. Oh, sorry. Namaste.
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