Episode 475 | Career Day

Summary

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New Rory & MAL – Episode 475 | "Career Day" (April 2, 2026)

Main Theme & Overview

This episode balances the show’s signature blend of sharp commentary, humor, and authenticity. The main through-line is Damaris’ recent participation in an elementary school career day, which becomes a springboard for thoughtful and often hilarious conversations about generational gaps, childhood aspirations, social norms, and controversial stories from the music industry. The group’s candid rapport keeps things lively as they move from lighthearted generational topics to heavier debates around boundaries and accountability in celebrity culture.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Damaris' Career Day Experience

• Damaris shares how she spoke to third and fourth graders about her job as a podcaster and YouTuber, feeling initially insecure about not having a traditional 'big kid job.' Her approach was to encourage kids to pursue traditional careers and use content creation as an auxiliary path (06:00–08:00).

  "A lot of people just want to become content creators and they're an expert in nothing like us… Go and do get your degree in something… and use the YouTube channel or the content creation as a second form of income" — Damaris (05:50)

• The kids were highly engaged, asking about editing tools like CapCut, showing how tech-savvy and media-aware young kids are now.
• Damaris hosted "mock podcast interviews," using kids' natural talkativeness as an example of future career skills (08:30–09:10).

2. Generational Nuances: Pop Culture & Music

• Lively back-and-forth about kids’ favorite celebrities:
  • Surprising answers: Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Michael Jackson, and NBA YoungBoy (09:45–10:51).
  • Discussion of generational music knowledge—how TikTok revives old hits for new audiences.
• On Ice Spice and viral hits:

  "She has a thriller on her hands with the kids right now… it's Thriller level in the elementary schools." — Rory (06:46)

3. Slang, Memes, and Modern Child Culture

• What does “6-7” mean? The crew tries to decode the latest viral joke among kids, tracing it to “doot doot 67” by Skrilla and LaMelo Ball’s height (14:45–16:05).

  "67 is an internet meme slang term gesture popularized in 2025 on TikTok. It has no fixed meaning." — Rory (15:20)

4. Reflecting on Parenting and Boundaries (Brandy & Wanya)

• They dive into Brandy’s memoir revelations about her relationship with Wanyá from Boyz II Men, sparking a nuanced discussion on:
  • Historical context and shifting societal norms (19:34–21:40).
  • The role and responsibility of parents in safeguarding minors in celebrity settings (25:14–30:31).

  "I don't think this podcast needs to tell the listeners that a 23 year old should not be dating a 16 year old… but at this time, this was not as weird as people may think it is in 2026." — Rory (20:28)

  • Damaris checks the tendency to blame young girls (“fast girls”), emphasizing adult accountability (38:19–41:01).

5. Celebrity Culture, Virtue Signaling & Social Accountability

• Debate the difference between genuine accountability and performative outrage (“virtue signaling”) when celebrity controversies resurface (20:13–20:55).
  • Memorable line:

    "Should we be real about this conversation or should we just be social justice warriors… should we be heroes?" — Rory (20:13)

6. Friendship Dynamics & Relationship Boundaries

• Spirited, comedic discussion about whether men and women can maintain platonic friendships, especially when attraction is present.
  • Damaris asserts she can always tell if a male friend is interested ("There's a look that men have when they're attracted to you... there's a drool almost in the corner of the mouth" – 66:50).
  • The crew agrees things can get messy knowing “too much” about a friend-turned-partner’s romantic history (63:26–65:38).

7. Internet & Social Media Observations

• The hyper-sexualized language of music fandom online: everything from “dick riding” to doxxing—are we more extreme now?

  "What is the infatuation with making everything music related homoerotic? Like, it's starting to get weird." — Rory (52:14)

• Damaris ponders how supporting artists can get twisted into insult or sexual innuendo (54:45–55:49).
• Rory: “It’s my generation, it’s not the younger kids. It’s people 35 years old doing this on the internet.” (55:39)

8. Bracketology: The ‘Thick Ones’ Tournament

• 42 Dugg’s “thick one bracket” ranking U.S. cities with the “thickest women”—a March Madness-inspired bit that devolves into heated, tongue-in-cheek geographic loyalty debates (75:26–86:16).
  • New York vs. Charlotte? Houston as a #1 seed? Is thickness “natural” or surgery-enhanced?
• Social commentary on “thick” vs. “pretty” as criteria—and the diversity within each city.

9. Listener Mailbag

• A listener asks: Should she ditch her mom (after buying her a ticket to a Broadway show) for a rare concert by rapper Shyne? (86:51–91:17)
  • Advice: cherish the moment with mom; Shyne (probably) will tour again.

    "The moments with your mother… are going to be a memory you can always share. You can catch Shyne another time." — Rory (90:06)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Damaris sharing career day realities:

  "I don’t have a big kid job. Like, I’m not a serious person. So I’m in here with doctors and lawyers and people who fight fires, and I’m like, hey guys, I like podcasts and do YouTube." (07:00)

• On the “fast girl” narrative:

  “I was not a fast girl with a crush. I was not a dramatic teenager who couldn’t handle rejection. I was not an unstable, obsessive fan.” — Damaris, reading Brandy’s words (37:02)

• On generational slang and memes:

  “Six-seven is an Internet meme slang term… popularized in 2025 on TikTok… no fixed meaning.” — Rory (15:20) "Wait, wait, wait. Because these nuts is not as funny as it used to make us." — Damaris (15:40)

• Parenting standards:

  "If my 16-year-old daughter was like, yeah… and I'm like, who? Oh, you know, he's part of this group, you know… How old are you? 23. It ain't going to be too much alone time y'all spending together. I don't care what he does." — Baby D (25:48)

• Social Media Hysteria:

  "Why does everything when it comes to music debates now have to be so homoerotic?… now it's like flirting or fantasizing at this point." — Rory (52:14)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Timestamp | Segment | |------------|----------------| | 02:30–03:30 | Lavender Room, Brooklyn food shoutout | | 04:34–08:09 | Damaris's career day at elementary school | | 09:45–10:51 | Kids’ favorite celebrities line-up; pop culture overlap | | 14:45–16:05 | Decoding the “six, seven” meme | | 19:32–24:59 | Brandy and Wanyá age-gap revelation, memoir discussion | | 25:14–30:31 | Parenting boundaries & keeping celebrity teens safe | | 37:02–38:39 | Brandy’s assertion: rejecting “fast girl” label | | 52:14–55:49 | Music fandom, sexualized language & generational blame | | 75:26–86:16 | 42 Dugg’s “Thick Ones” Bracketology; city-by-city debate | | 86:51–91:17 | Listener Q: Concert or Broadway show with mom? (Advice) |

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Tone & Atmosphere

The tone is unfiltered, quick-witted, and conversational, switching fluidly from comedy to serious social commentary. The hosts don’t shy away from self-deprecation, admit generational blind spots, and maintain a vibe that’s both relatable and incisive for listeners.

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Useful for:

• Catching up on the latest episode if you missed it
• Understanding the unique group chemistry and approach to news, nostalgia, and culture
• Noting which debates and listener questions sparked the most memorable moments
• Getting gems on navigating social dynamics, whether you’re Gen Z or a millennial

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In summary:
Episode 475 offers an entertaining, sometimes provocative snapshot of where culture, comedy, and commentary intersect. Whether discussing old scandals, new memes, or the unexpected realities of a school career day, the crew delivers with realness, wit, and just enough “wtf” to keep you eagerly awaiting the next round.

Transcript

[Damaris]

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[Rory]

I'm Daniel Alarcon, and this is my friend. He's much more famous than I am. I wouldn't go that far, but I'm John Green, co host of the podcast the Away End with my old friend Daniel. On our podcast the Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup. Together, we'll find out why of all the unimportant things football, soccer is the most important. Listen to the Away End with Daniel Alarcon and John green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Damaris]

Ma. Damn, I'm tired. All right, lock in, y'. All. Lock in.

[Baby D]

Tired already.

[Damaris]

I'm exhaust. I've had a very long day already, so.

[Rory]

Damn.

[Baby D]

Two o'.

[Damaris]

Clock. I know we not going to Chilos. We got to work tomorrow. Pe. Damn. Yo, we can only do that on our days off.

[Baby D]

And Baby D is not drinking.

[Damaris]

Remember, we could do it next weekend.

[Baby D]

Remember that Baby D he's taking me for?

[Damaris]

Oh, yeah.

[Baby D]

Remember how fast. Look how fast that change. That was just Monday. It was two days ago.

[Damaris]

I forgot. But Chee Los has good tacos.

[Baby D]

Okay, cool. Shout out to the tacos. But you ain't going there just for tacos. Though. I am, right? See, look how fast. Two days. We two days out.

[Rory]

Peach forgot about his diet an hour ago.

[Baby D]

That's how long. Yeah, you fell off the wagon.

[Rory]

Our guys over at It's Lavender, right?

[Damaris]

Lavender Room. Yeah.

[Rory]

Lavender Room brought us some food today for lunch and.

[Baby D]

Yeah, from Lavender Room.

[Rory]

Yeah. It's a spot in Brooklyn.

[Damaris]

Yeah. One of my favorite restaurants.

[Baby D]

One of my favorite colors.

[Rory]

It is. Yeah. It's a really good color.

[Baby D]

Lavender.

[Damaris]

They bought you some Jack Fruit sliders. That's where the sliders came from.

[Rory]

Oh, vegan stuff over there.

[Baby D]

Shout out to the Jack Fruit sliders.

[Rory]

The wing. The wings were fire. So check that out if you're. You're in Brooklyn.

[Baby D]

Black own. Black own. We only. We only. We only jacking. That's the only jacking we doing is black.

[Rory]

Can we do and. And whatever business. Like the Pharaoh Zone.

[Baby D]

Pharaohs.

[Rory]

Pharaohs. Like.

[Baby D]

No, no, no, no, no, no. I got enough. Y' all took not. No, no, no, no.

[Damaris]

That's cool.

[Rory]

So. But my dad opens a hot dog stand.

[Baby D]

You're not.

[Rory]

You're not pulling up.

[Baby D]

No, no, no.

[Damaris]

That's mad. Like I'm Brando.

[Baby D]

Don't even eat hot dogs.

[Rory]

What I'm pulling up for N. My pop's got the Sabrettes on deck.

[Baby D]

N. If you make some merch, I'll cop the merch, though.

[Rory]

Okay.

[Baby D]

Yeah, I'll cop the merch.

[Rory]

Some merch.

[Baby D]

Yeah, tell me. Get some hats on the.

[Rory]

We should do, like, a royal mall sa. I don't think no one's flipped the Sabrette logo properly. Peach could do it.

[Baby D]

Sabrett. Okay, I see. I see. I could see that.

[Rory]

And they just put paws at the bottom of the shirt. Yeah.

[Baby D]

Hey, you.

[Rory]

Yeah,

[Baby D]

I can see it. You noticed something right there?

[Rory]

Well, yeah. Peach told us all morning he was on a diet. I offered him some food. When I got here, he said, I'm on a diet. Those sliders came. He just took the top bun off and ate it.

[Baby D]

What about the bottom bun?

[Damaris]

Like a fucking soccer mom.

[Baby D]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Now it catches the sauce. You're right.

[Rory]

It's not psychotic.

[Baby D]

Yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense.

[Rory]

Well, Mr. Maris is here, fresh off guiding our youth.

[Damaris]

Yes, I had. I was in here yawning. Mom was like, you tired from already? I had. I went to a career day.

[Baby D]

You had a career.

[Damaris]

I went to a career day

[Baby D]

last week. Did you tell them what you was doing last week?

[Damaris]

Why would I tell the children?

[Baby D]

Because it's spring break. It's so important to just add that into the spring break.

[Damaris]

I did not. I did not tell the third and fourth graders about my escapades in Houston.

[Rory]

Sometimes you show up to your career.

[Baby D]

Yeah, yeah.

[Rory]

You let them know that. Yeah. Yeah.

[Baby D]

Sometimes you Gotta find your career, sleep on a roof in Houston. You know what I'm saying?

[Damaris]

No, it was really, really. That was probably one of the most fulfilling things I've done in a very long time. I was nervous.

[Baby D]

I know what that mean.

[Damaris]

What you mean, what that means?

[Baby D]

Ovulating baby D. Ready for a baby. You ready for a baby?

[Damaris]

What the is what is your brains are.

[Baby D]

Because if you was fulfilling, you sitting down, talking to kids.

[Damaris]

Yeah, it was.

[Baby D]

That means that, you know, that's the nurturing mother thing in you. That's like, you know what? Oh, I love kids. Like, I love talking to kids and helping kids.

[Damaris]

Or I could just, like, volunteer more. Like, I'm, you know, help the kids start their YouTube channels. I don't. I don't know about popping them.

[Baby D]

No, we don't need. We don't need more kids with more YouTube channels. Don't, please.

[Rory]

No, we need. We need construction workers.

[Baby D]

Yeah, we need. We need, like, nurses, doctors. We need more of that. We need more black nurses and black doctors. That's what.

[Damaris]

No, we definitely.

[Rory]

Clearly. More people to join the Marines.

[Baby D]

Yeah, clearly.

[Damaris]

Well, what I told the kids was, I said, don't just go off into. A lot of people just want to become content creators and they're an expert in nothing like us. I feel like you should go. I said, go and do get your degree in something. If you want to be a nurse, if you want to be a doctor and use the YouTube channel or the content creation as a second form of income, because then you can give people advice and tell people about the career that you already have. So. But. So they were so interested. They were very engaged. They were great kids. They had interesting questions.

[Rory]

Did you hit him with the SpongeBob Big Guy Pants? Okay, Big guy. Big guy.

[Damaris]

That's.

[Rory]

That's what they all do.

[Baby D]

They were fourth graders.

[Damaris]

They were third.

[Rory]

That's. That's. Who listens to that.

[Damaris]

That definitely is who listens to that song. No.

[Baby D]

4th and 5th grade and.

[Rory]

Oh, my.

[Damaris]

SpongeBob 3rd and 4th grade.

[Rory]

My apologies, Ice Spice, for anything bad I've ever seen.

[Damaris]

Ice Spice Song.

[Rory]

It's Ice Spice Song.

[Damaris]

No, I was telling them all it's the Ice Spice Song. It's not a spongebob song. I. Spice Song.

[Rory]

She has a. She has a thriller on her hands with the kids right now. Like, it's. It's Thriller level in the elementary schools.

[Baby D]

Okay.

[Damaris]

They were cool, though. They were asking me questions. They were like, so what do you use to edit? Do you use cap cut? I'm like, what you know about Cap Cut? He's like, that's what I use to edit my clips. You're eight. Like, I don't. Like, what are you. It was very interesting. It was. It was amazing. The staff was. I felt when I first walked in, I was a little insecure because I'm. First of all, I feel young. Like, I always feel young around adults, even adults that are my age. I just always feel like a kid. I don't know why. And I also feel like I don't have a big kid job job. Like, I'm like, I don't have a adult job. Like, I'm not a serious person. So I'm in here with doctors and lawyers and people who fight fires, and I'm like, hey, guys. I like podcasts and do YouTube. Like, but everybody was really nice and welcoming, and they said the kids loved me, so. And they made me a cute little sign.

[Rory]

Well, it's like the teacher did.

[Damaris]

Huh?

[Rory]

That's their handwriting.

[Damaris]

No, this is.

[Baby D]

Her name is Asia Wilson.

[Damaris]

That was the name of the tv. You don't have to say that out loud.

[Rory]

Yeah, I mean, what's on camera?

[Baby D]

That's the name of the what?

[Damaris]

The teacher.

[Baby D]

That's crazy. Like, after. Asia Wilson has the same name, same spelling.

[Damaris]

You know what's crazy? I think they might have named the. The classrooms after famous people. That's probably what that is. So, like, the class is probably named

[Baby D]

that elementary school named Asia Wilson.

[Damaris]

Yes. Like, elementary schools name their classrooms, like the name of the classroom so they

[Baby D]

couldn't land on Harriet Tubman. Asia Wilson is what they landed on. She's still playing. She's like, the league.

[Rory]

Why wasn't she at career day?

[Baby D]

Yeah, like, what? As still hooping? Like, I mean, Cheryl suits. They could share. Somebody retired. Like, you know what I mean? Like, actively playing. Okay, I like it.

[Rory]

Can you ask them what six, seven means?

[Baby D]

Yeah, the mar. You didn't ask.

[Damaris]

I didn't ask important questions.

[Baby D]

You went in there.

[Rory]

Yes.

[Baby D]

You asked. Would you ask the kids?

[Damaris]

Well, I asked them the number one question I asked him. I was like, have any of you ever gotten in trouble for talking too much in class? Like, is that on your report card? And they all raised their hands, and I was like, okay, that can. Me too. That can make you money one day. And then I asked them, like, you know, like, what they. A lot of them wanted to be entertainers, so I, like, I did, like, a mock podcast with them. So I invited, like, three of them up out of each class, and I did Like a mock interview with them. And like, they love that, where they like, answered the questions and like, they were the celebrity. And I was like, you know, even if you don't go into podcasting, if you want to be a singer or you want to be a basketball player, like, you're gonna have to learn how to interview one day and you have to develop.

[Baby D]

Yeah, okay, Makes sense.

[Damaris]

Yeah. So it was. They had a lot of fun doing that.

[Baby D]

All right.

[Rory]

I mean, Baby D, bring some POD equipment there one day and they can actually record.

[Damaris]

Yeah, they were, they were. You know, the people that got me were trying. They were like, you know, do you think Rory and Marla come in? I said, what time is it? They were like 8:30 in the morning. I was like, no,

[Rory]

drop them off at 7:30. It's perfect.

[Damaris]

It's in East New York. Well, yeah, exactly.

[Baby D]

No, go ahead, go.

[Rory]

I leave now.

[Damaris]

Yeah, exactly. So. But it was fun. So shout out to them.

[Baby D]

That was shout out to the kids. I believe the children are off. You ain't. You ain't even start singing Whitney to them. Even know Whitney. Do they know Whitney?

[Damaris]

Yo, one of the kids was like, they were. I was like, you know, who's your favorite celebrities or whatever? And they were like, one. One kid was like, Snoop Dogg. Other kid was like Eminem. And the other kid, I'm like, y' all parents? And I was like, what's your eyes? One kid, what's your favorite song? She was like, like, candy. Candy Rain Soul.

[Baby D]

For real?

[Damaris]

Yes.

[Rory]

It's probably called something on Tik Tok.

[Damaris]

At that age, your parents favorite music is your favorite music. That's why a little Snoop Dogg ain't viral. On Tik Tok. That's your parents favorite artist.

[Rory]

Okay, I guess that doesn't.

[Damaris]

So it was all very cute. And kid was like, mj. I was like, Michael Jackson. He was like, I was like, what you know about Michael Jackson?

[Baby D]

No, everybody knows about Mike.

[Damaris]

Yeah, no, it was very cute.

[Baby D]

That's one of those artists that's gonna. He's gonna supersede like all timelines and generations. Like that's like. That's like Christopher Columbus almost. Right?

[Rory]

I. Yeah, I think that's probably the best comparison. They have a lot.

[Baby D]

Somebody that we're all gonna know about eventually, like whether we want to or not. Yeah. Even if you're not a music. Michael Jackson.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Asking elementary school, like elementary school kids who they. What celebrity they would. What they would want to have dinner with. And they say like, this was like NBA young boy and the whole class was like, yeah. I was just in my head like,

[Baby D]

they want to have dinner with NBA Young. We're.

[Damaris]

I know. I was like. And so he was like, I want to have dinner with NBA Youngboy. And my dad. I was like, oh, why would you

[Rory]

put your dad through that?

[Baby D]

We are. Look what the kids want to have. Look who they want to eat with.

[Damaris]

I know.

[Baby D]

NBA Young boy don't even eat.

[Damaris]

He don't even eat.

[Baby D]

You know, he eat Pop Tarts for dinner.

[Rory]

He definitely looks like a cereal for dinner type of guy. For sure.

[Baby D]

Young boy definitely eat pizza rolls for dinner and like that. You ain't eating no real dinner. Yeah, yeah.

[Rory]

But I mean, I don't know. When I was young, this. I would have been like, Lloyd Banks. And I'm sure all the adults would

[Baby D]

be like, you want to.

[Rory]

What are we doing with Lloyd Banks? Like, who are your favorite rappers at the time? It's not that crazy.

[Baby D]

Dinner with Lloyd Banks.

[Rory]

If you're like a kid.

[Baby D]

No kid has ever said that.

[Rory]

I know. I'm just using an example for when you're younger.

[Damaris]

I was in middle school, like, all the girls would have said, you owe Santana.

[Rory]

Oh, for sure. That's a fact.

[Baby D]

Oh, my God, We've been fucked up. I thought it was.

[Damaris]

But that's kids. That's what they like.

[Rory]

Like, yeah. Come on, man. You would have loved to go to dinner with. With Biz Marquis. Recipes to the legend.

[Baby D]

Rest in peace to the legend. For real. But no, I would have said an athlete before I said a rapper.

[Damaris]

Really?

[Rory]

Yeah, because you already had dinner with all the rappers.

[Baby D]

No, I would have said. I would have probably said Michael Jordan or something like that.

[Rory]

Okay.

[Baby D]

I wouldn't have said who's a rap? I would have said Big Daddy Kane. Yeah, I want to eat with that. Eat with Mike Jordan. Like, that's what I want to eat with.

[Damaris]

I would have probably said Janet Jackson or Britney Spears at that age. At 7, 8.

[Baby D]

Yeah, you definitely would have said Janet.

[Damaris]

I would have said Janet or Brittany.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

It was very embarrassing having young kids. Like, not very embarrassing. But, you know, you. You mentioned, like, you know, that, you know. Oh, hey, yeah. Sometimes we interview celebrities and they start pulling out the big names and you gotta, like, tell them. No, they like Scissor n Rihanna. Nah.

[Baby D]

You should have, like, nah. Frankie Quinones. That's a weak.

[Rory]

Don't do that to Frankie.

[Baby D]

What? I love Frankie. But that's what you mean.

[Damaris]

Funny enough, when I, you know, any

[Rory]

right tackles on the Tennessee Titans, I

[Damaris]

named some of our biggest interviews and the most applause I got funny enough. Well, not funny enough, but I didn't expect it from 7, 8 year olds was Jade.

[Rory]

They be crazy, but kids love wrestling athlete.

[Damaris]

Yeah, I, I forgot that. Like kids love cuz. I know when I was a kid we loved wrestling. So I didn't know that the kids were still like into the wrestling. And they got so excited when I said that and I was like, oh, that's so cool.

[Baby D]

Yeah, I got excited when they told us.

[Damaris]

Jaden. We know, we know.

[Baby D]

You did.

[Rory]

She's married.

[Baby D]

No, no, I'm just saying, like Jade is dope though. Like that if I was like really still into wrestling, she would definitely be like. I could see myself like being like a big, huge. Like I'm. Anytime she's wrestling, I'm watching. I don't watch wrestling like I used to, but.

[Rory]

Yeah, you buy the merch.

[Baby D]

You don't really. Nah. I thought about it when we went to SummerSlam, but the merch lines were so crazy. I was like, there's no way I'm waiting on this line.

[Damaris]

But when I found out you could buy the chairs that you hit people with, that was crazy to me.

[Baby D]

You can buy anything.

[Rory]

No, I was talking about you buy

[Baby D]

one of the wrestlers, the actual wrestler you like. Yo, come on, come on with me for about an hour. That's one thing about wwe. They don't.

[Rory]

I can't afford Logan Paul every day branding everything.

[Baby D]

Like, yeah, you. They pay. You going.

[Rory]

Yeah. It was my only disappointment at SummerSlam. I was excited to go get wrestling merch because wrestling merch is like cool. Even if you don't like wrestling. They have the best merch is crazy. And. But the line was too long. Like there was no way I was, I was doing that. But yeah, next time you go back, please let me know what 67 means. Cause I feel like I'm outside of an inside joke with all the kids. I was playing basketball with my God sister's sons and it was them two versus me. And I said the score. I said seven six, and they stopped playing with six seven and then just died laughing. And I was like, I don't, I don't get it.

[Damaris]

Yeah, I'm pretty down with the kids, but I don't get it either.

[Rory]

I don't, I don't know. It's like the running joke for all the kids.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Rory]

I don't know the context. I know. All I know is they say it and they think it's the funniest thing in the world.

[Damaris]

Can you ask aunt?

[Rory]

Wait.

[Damaris]

Oh, we have. We have a child.

[Rory]

Oh, yeah.

[Baby D]

Oh, it's from a song.

[Rory]

What's the song? Six Foot. Seven Foot. No, that made a comeback. Yo, kids are interesting.

[Baby D]

Telling you, man, their brains are fraud. Look, what they just interested in six, seven. Somebody says six, seven, and that's viral.

[Rory]

Don't do that. Because when Budweiser came out with the what's up Commercial, we were screaming that.

[Baby D]

But you're saying, what's up? Oh, it's a skrilla song. What is six, seven? Which we know what what's up is. You're saying what's up to somebody. What is 6 7?

[Rory]

67 is an Internet meme slang term gesture popularized in 2025 on tick tock. It has no fixed meaning.

[Baby D]

See, there you go. Even more.

[Damaris]

We said some dumb as kids, though we still say some dumb as adults.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Baby D]

Six, seven.

[Rory]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Damaris]

Because these nuts is not as funny as it used to make us.

[Rory]

He's not. These nuts still hits.

[Baby D]

These nuts is classic.

[Rory]

We're not doing with the right comedic timing. It still hits in 2026. It definitely does. The phrase originated from the song doot doot 67 by Skrilla, which became popular with professional basketball player Lamelo Ball, who is listed as 6, 7. So it has a. I guess there is a deep. Now we're getting into, like, NAS territory with meanings.

[Damaris]

Jesus Christ. I can't.

[Rory]

I'm with more, man. I think. I think it's over for the future. No, but don't blame the boomers. They left us with a up world.

[Baby D]

I think China got it right. Like, the more I think about it, I think they got it right, bro. I think they. I think they got it right.

[Damaris]

Which part?

[Baby D]

The communist part where they tell the country what to think and what to do? Yeah, I think sometimes you need that.

[Rory]

I. I'll go for. We might need to be on North Korea time. This is like, our youth needs to learn.

[Baby D]

Yeah. I just seen a little Asian girl do my about 20 back flips in a row, all kind of. She no older than six. I'm like, what we can't do, we can't compete.

[Damaris]

Yeah. Yes, we can.

[Listener]

Who?

[Damaris]

That's why we sweep in the Olympics every year. Yes, we can.

[Baby D]

We not. We not winning gold if we don't got an Asian on our gymnastic team. What are you talking about?

[Rory]

The black girl's been sweeping gymnastics in the Olympics for the last eight years

[Damaris]

in Brazil and in the United States.

[Baby D]

All right, what's the Asian Girl that's on the U.S. olympic team. Exactly. If we don't have Suni Lee.

[Damaris]

Yes.

[Rory]

We still.

[Baby D]

We silver or bronze. For sure. We still certain events, like individual events. You know 1. What's the black girl's name?

[Rory]

There's Gabby.

[Baby D]

No, Gabby retired.

[Damaris]

Gabby Douglas.

[Rory]

I would say that was the. The first one.

[Baby D]

She retired too though, right? No, she didn't.

[Damaris]

Not officially, but I think she's coming back.

[Baby D]

I thought she was pregnant.

[Damaris]

No. Yeah, she got married and she's married, not pregnant. Oh, she did get her tits. I know.

[Baby D]

Okay, well, silver it is out.

[Rory]

Well, then you have to like relearn the sport.

[Damaris]

What, when you get your tits done?

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Baby D]

Like, I mean, I'm sure your movements aerodynamics, like balance beam would be tough.

[Damaris]

He said the balance beam will be tough.

[Rory]

Rotations I feel like would be different.

[Baby D]

Exercise is definitely gonna be a tough one. Of course. Yeah. Moving forward.

[Damaris]

Yeah. When you go to the.

[Baby D]

Yeah, but without Suny Lee. Silver. Buy them all, Silver.

[Damaris]

I literally.

[Baby D]

I'm just saying it's a team. It's a team. We need for the all around. We need. We need Suni. That's all I'm saying.

[Rory]

Yeah, but in China, I don't think their coaches did that either. We don't vet properly here.

[Baby D]

No, we don't.

[Rory]

So.

[Baby D]

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[Damaris]

Big bees for Boost.

[Rory]

She come back from East New York now. Now look at the. Look

[Baby D]

outside the school, the school yard. It was like, you trying to get put on.

[Damaris]

Nah, bro, I'm in the school and I'm. I'll go like after the presentations and stuff. I'm just, you know, happy, giddy. I go to go to the bathroom and I hear like an administrator talking to a student. Like, stop you being stubborn. Like, stop. This one teacher, this one girl, she was walking into another class, she said, nah. She said what you said and the other girl was like, I didn't even say what you saying. I said shorty was like, nah, step outside. I need that. Like, I need that. Run that. I need that. I said, I'm definitely stealing. I need that. If I need to fade, I need that. What's up? I need that.

[Baby D]

They said that on baddies or that's where they got it from?

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Really?

[Baby D]

What?

[Damaris]

I didn't know that. I don't watch it.

[Baby D]

Watch baddie. As soon as the girl say I need that. You think she's talking about like a hair hind or something like that? No, she was time to fight. Like, that's that's the new square.

[Damaris]

I didn't know that was the new square.

[Baby D]

I need that.

[Damaris]

That was dope.

[Baby D]

Yeah. Step outside for a second. I need that.

[Rory]

Well, either way, keep Wan Yay away from that school C. That. Well, I just.

[Damaris]

Just that. That was bad and unnecessary.

[Rory]

I still. I mean, I still stand by that. I think, think after Brandy releases her memoir, I think everyone would agree then Wanya should stay away from schools. But with that said, the book has not come out right. Brandy's memoir.

[Damaris]

No, I don't think it has come out yet.

[Rory]

But there was a script in there of her discussing her relationship with Wanye. I knew her and Wanye dated. I was not aware that he was 23 and she was 16. But, yeah, she gets. She gets into the shits. And then old Breakfast Club clips start resurfacing where Charlemagne and Wanye are just laughing it up about her being underage and she can still get it. Oh, yeah, it was. It was nuts. But not surprising. But yeah, I mean, do we want to be real about this conversation or should we just be social justice warriors and be the heroes of this conversation?

[Baby D]

I'm never a social justice warrior.

[Rory]

Should we be heroes?

[Damaris]

No, you're not going to Virtue signal like Dochi Doja did did virtual signaling.

[Baby D]

Remember we had that conversation, virtual signaling, when it was like, oh, what she said. I was wrong. Like, I was just trying to get clicks.

[Rory]

Yeah, yeah. Just want positive attention towards you. I don't think this podcast needs to tell the listeners that a 23 year old should not be dating a 16 year old. But we are also realists, and at this time, this was not as weird as people may think it is in 2026. And I'm glad they think it's weird in 2026. I am not at all saying what Wanye did was okay at that time or at this time, but this was. That's why no one batted an eye.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Rory]

That's why they were joking about it on the Breakfast Club 10 years ago. Because at that time that was very regular.

[Baby D]

We have the conversation all the time where even if you ask your grandparents when they met, your grandmother said, I met him when I was in high school. Your grandfather was 21, 22, working somewhere.

[Rory]

Well, he had to go to war. It was different.

[Baby D]

But I'm just saying. I'm just saying, he still was six years older than your grandmother while she was still in high school. It was a very normal thing. Like, there wasn't. It wasn't now, you know, obviously the world is different and things. And more things are frowned upon and kind of looked at like, that's weird. But at one time, it really wasn't a weird thing. Now, to my understanding, Brandi is saying now she feels like she was taken advantage of and things like that. Am I correct?

[Damaris]

Yeah. So some of the quotes or. She said that she admired him. He served as her music mentor during the early days, but she says he quit quickly. Weaponized. She used that word, that admiration. She said that he called himself Brandi's boyfriend in private, and though they wouldn't. He wouldn't publicly state that they were together, she says she was under depression, that they under the impression that they were madly in love, or at least what she believed to be love. At 16, she says when the two had sex for the first time, it wasn't about her at all. She says he was, quote, getting what he wanted from someone too young to recognize that she was being used. Adding, his interest seemed to stem from her being conquerable. So said he confessed multiple infidelities to her. He played her. The two plans to reveal their relationship once she turned 18. Yeah, she said she wanted to wait until sex to have. Like, she wanted to wait to have sex until after she was married, but as young girls do, she thought having sex would bring them closer. So. Yeah, she's not really. So he's denied that they. That they dated before she turned 18, but she's. Brandy is saying, like, no, we had

[Baby D]

sex before, so he was her first. Oh, wow.

[Damaris]

Yeah, they had sex when she was 18, but they were lying and saying that they weren't together until she turned 18. But that wasn't. That wasn't what happened.

[Rory]

Oh, so they had sex when she was 16, not when she was 18?

[Damaris]

Yes.

[Rory]

Okay.

[Baby D]

Gotcha.

[Damaris]

That's what. That's what Brandy is alleging. So it's. Yeah,

[Rory]

I mean, apparently, Kobe smacked him over it. Yo, we've been getting, like, stories of Kobe violence, like, the last month. I didn't know Kobe was trying to squabble with everybody. Like, how did Kobe keep that under wraps? That he's been running fades for the last 40 years?

[Baby D]

He needed that.

[Rory]

He saw one year. He said, I need that.

[Baby D]

That's Philly beef right there. Yeah, I need that.

[Damaris]

Need that.

[Baby D]

It's only one king of Philly.

[Damaris]

So how do you guys feel about Brandy coming out now with her book? She's got her star on the walk of fame, as she well deserves. Congratulations.

[Baby D]

Definitely.

[Damaris]

She's coming out with this book called Phases. And how do you guys feel about her now coming out and saying these things.

[Rory]

I mean, it's her memoir and that's obviously your first boyfriend, especially in that circumstance is a big part of your life. So. No, I think that's finds right away more and tell everything. I just want to know how many chapters are dedicated to Ray J. I want to hear all Ray J, like early youth stories. I want to hear about like Carson, California, Ray J.

[Damaris]

But you did. That's Ray J's memoir, though, not Brandy's.

[Rory]

Yeah, but she was there from. From her point of view. Ray Chase point of view. I've heard before.

[Damaris]

Yeah. And you know, you can't always. She's not the most reliable narrator,

[Rory]

but. No, I mean, Brandy's been a star since she was what, 14?

[Damaris]

Yeah. Somewhere around there.

[Rory]

13 maybe. She's lived a. A crazy life. She's one of the people I would want to hear from Bremen more. If you've been famous that long, like not just being an R B singer. You were Cinderella. Like, there's probably so much that happened in her life that we don't know about.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

With that time. So. Yeah, I'm. I'm here for the audiobook.

[Baby D]

Okay. We were the parents.

[Damaris]

They were pretending they weren't dating, I guess. And also back like you said, back then, it was more acceptable. They were both celebrities.

[Baby D]

See, that's the thing that I think that we overlook a lot in these situations. We overlook the parents like them turning a blind eye just because it's a quote unquote celebrity or somebody that's successful with money.

[Rory]

Well, we don't know if that's the case. That they were.

[Baby D]

I'm not saying aware.

[Rory]

And we're like, you know what we love end of the road. So go ahead.

[Baby D]

No, no, I'm not saying that they were aware exactly. But they knew that Wanye and Brandi were spending alone time together. If you're a parent of a 16 year old girl.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Baby D]

And she's spending alone time with a guy that's 23, 24 years old, the

[Rory]

lead singer of the lead singer.

[Baby D]

One of the most pop and R and B groups in the world at that time. Like, you not gonna be like, yo, so I mean, y' all saying y' all studio music. That's what y' all were like. It's a lot like, can we hear some rough drops? Can I hear some. Cause whatever Brandi is saying, they going to do work on music. Whatever the excuse was, as parents. You don't think at some point, like, come on, we've all been 16 before. Like, if my 16 year old daughter was like, yeah. And I'm like, who? Oh, no. You know, he's part of this group, you know, how old are you? 23. It ain't gonna be too much alone time y' all spending together. I don't care what he does.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Baby D]

Cause I know what 60. I know what 23 year old boys or young men are looking for. They horny and they like. And they like girls. Like, so it's like, yeah. Nah, he not. You not about to be spending crazy alone time. I don't care what he do. I don't care what group he in. That's just. I mean, that's just me as looking at it like from a parent's perspective. I don't care that he's successful and he's, you know, whoever he is. Like, you're 16, he's 23. Y' all should not be alone this much. Y' all should not be going around and dating. Like, y' all are dating. Y' all are hanging out. Like, what you mean he's coming to pick you up and do what?

[Rory]

Go to the studio?

[Baby D]

Nah, it ain't that much studio in the world.

[Rory]

And even dad, let's say they were making music. There's hints. R. Kelly made a. Wrote an album called Age Ain't Nothing but a number with an underage girl in the studio. They were making music. Yeah, but no one in Aaliyah's family was like, there's no hints of what's going on right now.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Like, I don't care if a teenager is good at lying. There's no way it could go on for that long. And an active parent not see that.

[Baby D]

Yo, you know when a girl likes a guy. So imagine your daughter. Are you kidding me? Like, she getting dressed to go to the studio. She dressed up, perfume, all this. You like?

[Rory]

Well, first of all, I'm not leaving my 16 year old daughter in a studio by herself.

[Baby D]

Exactly.

[Rory]

That's where we're gonna just start right there.

[Damaris]

Well, let's, let's clear. I want to clear Brandy's parents name. She said that she was lying and sneaking around.

[Rory]

I get it. She's a 16 year old girl that has a crush.

[Baby D]

We know, we know that, but that's what I'm speaking to. Like, your kid can't be that sneaky. You got to be more sneaky than your kid. Your sneaky radar got to be all the way.

[Rory]

Especially if your kid is celebrity.

[Damaris]

Yeah, yeah, but, but so I think when your kid is a Celebrity. Your kid is gonna be a lot of places. Like they're like your kid's gonna be

[Baby D]

a lot of places and I'm gonna be right there. 16. She can't be nowhere alone. She not grown. She's 16.

[Damaris]

I understand.

[Baby D]

What place is she gonna be?

[Damaris]

But a regular 16 year old, you not following around everywhere. You're gonna allow them to go out and have.

[Baby D]

But a regular 16 year old ain't saying, yo, I gotta go to LA tomorrow, I gotta go to New York tomorrow to this or that, whatever she gotta do, like getting on a flight and just going like the parents are going.

[Rory]

They might. I mean I know Brandy's from Mississippi, la. I don't. Was Wannie living in LA at the time? Maybe that, that made it. But either way, like as a parent, I give parents more grace than I did when I wasn't a parent because it's very tough. But I'm saying even with that grace. No, no. I'm just not letting my 16 year old daughter just go to the studio.

[Baby D]

Parents know everything else. All of a sudden they don't know you sleeping with Wanye. Parents know everything else.

[Damaris]

Your parents knew everything you was doing at 16.

[Baby D]

My mom knew a lot of I was doing at 16. She knew a lot of.

[Damaris]

But she didn't know everything.

[Baby D]

Yeah, but I was also wasn't dating a 24 year old woman. That's 15.

[Rory]

Christina Aguilera wasn't picking me up.

[Damaris]

Yeah, we keep making older and older. He was 22 and she was 16. I don't wanna.

[Baby D]

I wasn't dating a 22 year old when I was 16.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Baby D]

So like there's that. If I was, my mom would have known like, yo, what's up with this 22 year old girl that keep coming here? Like, wait, what y' all doing? My mom know me, I'm hitting that. She knew me at 16. I'm hitting my. I'm hitting that.

[Rory]

She know Your body is 16.

[Baby D]

You know I'm hitting that.

[Damaris]

I was sneaking around with the older man when I was 16 years old. So I, it's. It's very. And I had very strict parents. It's very possible.

[Rory]

I'm not saying strict. And good parents miss things. And teenagers. I was a sneaky teenager too and got a lot of.

[Baby D]

I'm saying that my kid is Brandy. I need to know where she's at at all. This is the cash with a family right now. Where you going yo? And who you with?

[Damaris]

It's simple like the same way as any teenager. You could like, lie. Oh, I'm going to Tasha's house. What you gonna do, follow me to Tasha's house? Okay, I go to Tasha's house. By the time you leave, w come pick me up from there. Like, that's how kids move. Why y' all acting like I don't

[Baby D]

know how teenage kids you gotta see, but you gotta know how pops move though. Me, if I had a 16 year old daughter, she couldn't get that off of me. There's no way. There's no way.

[Damaris]

Every father.

[Baby D]

There's no way. Can Amara get that off on you?

[Rory]

No.

[Baby D]

You got to be a certain from a certain dad from a certain like you. There's not.

[Damaris]

You not getting that every single time your child goes to a friend's house, you want to, what, sit outside and wait all night? You have to eventually trust your child.

[Baby D]

No, that for sure. But not at 16. You don't get no trust at 16.

[Damaris]

Y' all are 16.

[Baby D]

You don't get. I'm popping up at Tasha sleepover just to check in because I don't know who be at Tasha house. I don't know. Her father could be nasty. I'm popping up.

[Rory]

That's another thing.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Rory]

I'm not sleeping over people's house. I don't.

[Baby D]

I'm popping up at 16. Who's Tasha's dad? Who else is here? I'm bringing all. I'm bringing snacks or something. Just a random pop up like, yo, girl.

[Damaris]

Okay. So Tasha been her friend since she was 4 or 5. You know, Tasha parents and all of that.

[Baby D]

Yeah. But if I feel like it might be, you know what I'm saying, something going on as a dad, you gotta have discernment, and you gotta just have the spidey senses. Like, yo, nah, something ain't right.

[Rory]

And let's say we have known Tasha and her family for our whole lives. My daughter's Brandi. Now I'm having a conversation with Tasha's parents. It's different now.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Rory]

My daughter's Brandi.

[Baby D]

We got security sitting outside. We got all that. My daughter's Brandi.

[Rory]

And I'm not saying it's a difference if your kid's a celebrity. I'm just the attention and everything that can come with celebrity and the access and opportunities. Yeah. It's different than. Than just Damaris and Tasha having a sleepover. Yeah, it's different.

[Damaris]

It's different, baby D. I understand that it's different. I think y' all are. There's a reason why so many.

[Baby D]

We would have whooped Wanye's ass.

[Rory]

That's a fact.

[Baby D]

We would have. We would have whooped him out. Right on tmz. He would have been getting whooped out. What you mean? Date my daughter? You bugging the out. I don't care that you shoe op. Shoe op, nigga. I don't give a about the do ops. You getting your ass whooped.

[Damaris]

They also have a song together. It's my favorite Brandy song of all time.

[Baby D]

This is what I'm saying. They not just singing. They.

[Damaris]

She said, I'm young, but I'm wise enough to know.

[Baby D]

I would have been like, hold up.

[Rory]

There's hints. The. The name of the album was AJ Nothing but a number. What is Aaliyah doing in the studio with this old man?

[Damaris]

Well, they knew that, though. They knew that and they were fine.

[Baby D]

But parents being. This is. This is what I'm trying to tell you, baby. D. Parents be knowing, but when it's somebody who's. Because they're looking at it like, well, at least he ain't no kid that's just hanging out, not doing nothing with his life. He's successful. The boy, three Grammys. Like, you know what I'm saying? I'm just saying. Parents start turning. The boy got three Grammys. Like, the parents start turning the blind eye to some. Like, it's better than her dating the local drug dealer or the local. That was supposed to be a athlete that he towards Achilles and now he working at Foot Locker. Like, you know, not. Not that there's nothing wrong with that,

[Rory]

but Brandy at that time, Ray J just got jumped in. She could have dated one of the homies.

[Baby D]

Nah. Hell nah. Just say that's worse. You dating again. Like, you know what I'm saying? But if it's wine. Yes. He's older. That's all I'm saying. The parents knew.

[Damaris]

Well, she's saying her. She said her parents didn't know. She didn't want to disappear. Point her parents. She snuck around. She said sneaking around really took a toll on her.

[Baby D]

I'm not saying she didn't sneak around. But the parents also knew, though. Okay, like, you have to

[Rory]

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[Baby D]

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[Baby D]

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[Rory]

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[Damaris]

So the main quote from this that she wanted to be known was I was not a fast girl with a crush, which we hear a lot when you hear about young girls on some older guys. I was not a fast girl with a crush. I was not a dramatic. I was not a dramatic teenager who couldn't handle rejection. I was not an unstable, obsessive fan. And this time the world understood the difference because people were. People used to call Brandy crazy because of the whole Adina Howard situation. He cheated on her with that. And that was a grown, you know, that's grown, grown woman. And they were like basically calling Barry like some crazy, obsessed little kid that was like in love with Wanye. And it's like that boy, he led her on like that. Like she wasn't just, you know, she had a reason to act like that. That's how kids act when they're in love.

[Rory]

So was that the narrative though, that everyone thought like Brandy was. I'm asking.

[Damaris]

Yeah, like she was just young and obsessed with Wanye. Yeah, like she should have known better. She should have known better. That was the thing. That's why she should have known better

[Baby D]

than to date Wanye.

[Rory]

16 year old should have known better than the 23 year old, bro.

[Baby D]

Yeah, like what are we talking about?

[Rory]

What's going on with the world?

[Baby D]

I don't remember that being.

[Damaris]

This is how adults talk about. Just like when adults talk about. But I don't remember that being R. Kelly situation. Like when adults talk about the R. Kelly situation and they say, oh, them little girls was fast. Like they knew what they were doing. Like it's that narrative.

[Baby D]

Some, some young girls are fast, we know that.

[Damaris]

But there's.

[Baby D]

But not every young girl is fast.

[Damaris]

I hate fast fastest. So they're not being fast. They're acting according to their hormones. Of 14 year old girls and 14, 15, 16, 17 year old girls horny. That's their body. That's not the mean fast. That's like biology. It's up to adults to not take advantage of young girls. Hormones.

[Baby D]

Oh, no, for sure. I'm with you a thousand definitely adults.

[Rory]

Responsibility not.

[Baby D]

But I could sit you down with some. I could sit you down with some women right now that will tell you when they were 16 something. No, I was definitely like outside looking for older guys.

[Damaris]

Yes. Yeah, yeah.

[Baby D]

That's called fast. That ain't hormones. Because hormones. You could date a 16 year old boy in your class, a 17 year old boy in your class. But when you actively are 15, 16 years old and you trying to sneak into the clubs and you all up in these older guys faces like that's where the word fast comes in at.

[Rory]

But that still derives from hormones. No, when it all does. When I was 14, I. I would have anybody that would have sex with me.

[Baby D]

Like men included.

[Rory]

Why would your brain go there? Why would your brain even go there?

[Damaris]

What is wrong with you?

[Baby D]

He said he would have sex with anybody that was wrong with you. I'm just saying that's what. What he said. I'm just asking like it was a

[Rory]

question of my sexual preference.

[Baby D]

Okay, all right. Got.

[Rory]

Which is win.

[Baby D]

There you go. That's put the proc on into that. That's all.

[Rory]

I didn't think I needed to, but now moving forward, I'm always going to. So confusion.

[Baby D]

Listen, bro, 20, 26, you got to be very.

[Rory]

I don't want to.

[Baby D]

You got to be very direct with your words.

[Rory]

I don't want to get traded from the bullet.

[Damaris]

Yo, please.

[Rory]

We'll get to that. But we only put the term fat. This is where I'm going to start virtue signaturing or whatever the. It's called signature. Write my signature on that virtue.

[Baby D]

You know, virtual sign.

[Rory]

That was just specific. That is a misogynistic thing just to put on young girls. Because as a young kid going through puberty, I would have anybody that was a girl that would have had sex with me, that is fast.

[Damaris]

And y' all would have. And all of y', all, when y' all were naming y' all crushes, Halle Berry, all of these women who were much older than you, like, that's a natural thing. Because older women and older men signify like sexiness, maturity, attraction. Like them little young snotty nose boys. Like, no, they didn't want them little young snotty, those dirty fingernailed ass little like and.

[Rory]

And girls go through puberty before us. Like There is a drastically different thing between a 14 year old girl and a 14 year old boy. They're ahead of us at that time.

[Damaris]

And like, that's the thing. Like I, like I said, like I, and I've said this on Patreon when we were having a conversation with Mitch and Major, like when they're just like, yeah, them young girls knew what they were doing. Sure. But if I offer a seven year old ice cream for dinner every day even though he knows he shouldn't have it, like, he's gonna love to eat ice cream every day, it's up to his parents to tell him, no, you can't have that. Like, like kids want things that are bad for them.

[Rory]

Yeah. And that's why we say statutory. A teenager cannot consent.

[Damaris]

Yeah. Their brain isn't even fully developed yet. They don't know, they don't know what they're doing.

[Baby D]

So if you're w. How do you feel about this coming out? I think he's currently on. Is Boy still on tour? Are they still on the road?

[Rory]

I believe so.

[Baby D]

I think. New edition. If you're wan Yay now and you gotta, you gotta go out, out and do these shows and things like that, like, what does that mean for you? Because now you know this is out and everybody's heard about it, everybody's reading about it and you're on tour, like, what does that do for or do to Wanye, for the people who are

[Damaris]

on tour to see Wanye do not give a fuck.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Probably don't care.

[Damaris]

They don't care. And this is not new information. Like, this isn't new. This isn't breaking news. This is just Brandi sharing how she feel, her feelings about the situation, age.

[Rory]

I just didn't know that it started when she was 60. I, of course I knew they dated, but I didn't know it was that early.

[Baby D]

Yeah, yeah. I don't think none of us did. That's what, that's what I'm saying. We know they dated, but we didn't know she was 16 when they started dating.

[Rory]

I think everyone still goes to the Boys to Men concerts. I think people bought their tickets, got over by Ticketmaster with fees and said, that's not my business. I'm. I got a babysitter tonight. I'm going to go go to the boy dementia.

[Damaris]

But also it says in a 2014 Breakfast Club interview with Charlamagne, DJ Envy and Angela Yee, he is quoted on saying, we did the thing when she was 16, 17. She was old enough to get It. Those are. That's his.

[Rory]

That's what I was saying. This clip was. Was really sick when they were laughing about it.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

I mean, on the, like, internal side with Wanye, now that this is out, even though he was perfectly fine with it in 2014, which wasn't that long ago ago. I mean, this isn't excusing anything, but some people were taught wrong behavior. You just have to acknowledge now that you were wrong at the time, like, out in the neighborhood in Philly, that he was. Grew up in. This could have been completely okay. He was taught this way. His parents might have been that way. Everyone in the neighborhood was that way. He didn't see anything wrong with it because that's all he was exposed to. But now as an adult, you have to realize, like, what you were taught.

[Baby D]

Yeah, I was wrong.

[Rory]

I was wrong.

[Baby D]

I don't think when you throwing it on there, like, yeah, she was old enough to get it.

[Rory]

That's where it gets, like, a little crazy.

[Baby D]

Are you on. You're on radio right now.

[Damaris]

A lot of people don't know that what they're saying sounds crazy because. Because that's their lived experience.

[Rory]

But I remember being young and that phrase, if there's grass in the field, play ball. Like, there was always, like, little Indians. Yeah. That people would say that was, like, regular sayings.

[Damaris]

16 and over. Bend them over.

[Rory]

Like.

[Damaris]

Yeah, that was the thing, too.

[Baby D]

Yeah, that was definitely. I had that on my trap, my traffic keeper at one point. It was like a caption on my book.

[Rory]

So old. You're so old. You're so old.

[Damaris]

Next to the s with the six lines.

[Baby D]

Yeah, 16 and over. Bend them over.

[Rory]

But you were. You were 14.

[Baby D]

I was probably 14, yeah. For sure.

[Rory]

Well, yeah, I doubt he, like, makes a statement. I'm curious, like, the rest of the band members, how this affects them. Like, Sean. I'm just curious how they feel at this point.

[Baby D]

They always knew they were sitting right there when he said what he said on the Breakfast Club.

[Rory]

Yeah, that is true.

[Baby D]

I just think that it does change things now that Brandi is coming out with this book and the conversation is at the forefront again. And now the clip of him talking about it years ago on the Breakfast Club, like, I just think it changes the energy in the dressing room on tour right now. I doubt he's doing any meet and greets. I doubt that. I doubt he's doing meet and greets. Boyce got a meet and greet. It's gonna be. It's gonna be a member short. It's Gonna be a member short. He's not doing meet and greets right now.

[Damaris]

See, I don't think so. Because people who are paying the pay to go see Boys to Men on tour, they don't get, like, they probably don't. They don't give a fuck.

[Rory]

But there's also those people that want to make the moment about them.

[Baby D]

Yeah, they're having phone out like, you nasty motherfucker.

[Rory]

They weren't going until this came out. And they don't really care. They just want to make the moment about them. They want to get virtual signaling. Yes.

[Baby D]

Yeah. They want a virtual signal at the meet and greet. That's what they want to do. I highly doubt he's doing any meet and greets right now. I highly doubt.

[Rory]

You can't, because that's going to happen.

[Baby D]

That's definitely happening at a meet and greet. People can't wait to get that moment. Moment. Like y' all about to go up in here and tell him about himself. You know, the aunties and uncles. Is there. What? Yeah. Nah, no mean greets. Two members.

[Damaris]

The Facebook crowd.

[Baby D]

Yeah, they. They can't wait to upload that on Facebook. You crazy.

[Rory]

You know how much it must have hurt to have a. A peak in shape. Kobe smack you with a cast on his arm. I'm fault. Like, there's no way I'm eating that. I'd be sleep.

[Damaris]

I'd be on you in pocket.

[Rory]

Yeah. 100.

[Damaris]

Okay.

[Rory]

I might snore a little bit. Like smelling salts. Might have to be interesting.

[Damaris]

Y' all feel like. Like, basketball players strong?

[Rory]

Like, I think Kobe Bryant was pretty strong.

[Baby D]

Think athletes. You. You think athletes are not strong? Like, they're not supposed to, like, be physically fit?

[Damaris]

No, I know they're physically fit, but I mean, like, strong like that, like automatic back pockets, like a football player. I'm thinking automatic back pockets, basketball players there. I might stumble. I mean, I'm gonna fall, but you might stumble.

[Rory]

Well, all right. There's like, KD got, like, a lot of. Because he couldn't even bench 185 at. At their version of the combine. Whatever. Kobe was in shape. Shape, okay? Like, I don't care if he had no form in his punch. Doesn't know how to fight. Anybody with that type of strength, that type of reach, it's going to hurt. And you have a cast on your arm.

[Damaris]

Very true.

[Baby D]

You're rap baby D. What's the girl that we. We traded for the Merchant of Death? You think if Britney Grinder slap you in your face right now, you Not.

[Damaris]

Nah.

[Baby D]

Britney, you think you're not going to sleep? You gonna get the best sleep you had in two years.

[Rory]

Turn you into a vape if Britney

[Baby D]

Brown slap you right now, baby.

[Damaris]

Oh, God.

[Baby D]

You going straight to sleep for sure.

[Damaris]

N. I could square up with Britney.

[Rory]

No, you. I mean, you could do anything.

[Baby D]

Yeah, you can square up, but you gonna be square down. You going down for sure. You hitting the floor. That's a fact.

[Damaris]

Yo, that's funny as.

[Rory]

But with that. Never mind. I'll leave that one alone.

[Baby D]

What.

[Damaris]

What would you guys do if you met. If you had, like, a crazy fan meet and greet? Like, that type of meet and greet where somebody wanted to make a moment? Like, how would. How do you think you would react? Because you guys do live shows.

[Rory]

Oh, like. Like a negative moment. They're there, just. Yeah, well, I guess it would depend like. Like, what they were doing. Like, are they just putting a phone in my face and like.

[Damaris]

Yeah, they're like, putting the phone in the face. Like, yo, can you take a picture with me? And it's a video. It's like, yo, what did you say about black women?

[Rory]

Oh, I probably just walk away.

[Damaris]

Okay, Testimony.

[Baby D]

You gotta lean into it. Nah, Pete said, no, you're giving them the power when you walk, when you run away from it.

[Rory]

I would just. I would just walk, like, because I wouldn't want anything to do with that person.

[Baby D]

Person.

[Damaris]

Like, I didn't tell y' all what the happened to me at Burgers and Bottles. Speaking of that, a man walked up to me and was like, you that girl from that podcast, right? I said, yeah. He said, yo, what's your issue with Drake? I swear to God. I swear to God. I said, what?

[Baby D]

He pressed you?

[Rory]

I mean, he was in one of his cities.

[Damaris]

He was like, yeah, like, why you be dick riding Kendrick like that? Like, what's your issue with Drake? I said, you.

[Rory]

I was like, stuck.

[Damaris]

I was like, is this. Are you dead ass right now? Like, this is like real life. This isn't the Internet. Like, you're really. I'm like, I don't have a problem with Drake. He was like, yeah, no, but, like, what's your issue with him? I'm like, I don't have an issue with Drake. I just be doing.

[Baby D]

Now you know how I feel not being targeted. Niggas run down on me.

[Damaris]

Run down on you in Target.

[Baby D]

Just trying to get some dove. Like, feel like, yo, I'll be like, fam, I don't know what you talking about. Peace of love to everybody, man.

[Rory]

That Happens to you.

[Baby D]

What?

[Damaris]

Hell yeah.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Like, actual Kendrick fans will say this.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

That's funny.

[Damaris]

That's insane. I literally. I felt like. I felt like Ralph and Wreck It Ralph from the Internet. I'm like, have I stepped into the Internet? And, like, real life is.

[Baby D]

But it's a different energy, though. Like, I think. I think when. When dudes run up on me like that, they. They can tell quickly. Like, oh, nah. Like, he ain't. He. He. He might swing right now, though, cuz I just give him a look like a fan. This is. This is not that. Like, please don't. Don't. I got. I got deodorant in the shopping cart, though. Like, mouthwash and like, I'm trying to find the baby wipes. Like, we not doing that right now. I would hate to have to. Not in here.

[Damaris]

That is. That should.

[Baby D]

Yeah, it happens.

[Damaris]

He was cute, too, so I thought he was trying to holler, and he was like, yo. I'm like. He like, nah. Like, you really got smoke? Mind you, I'm in Houston. I'm like, you with, like, printing them. Like, why are you. Am I getting pressed?

[Baby D]

Like, yeah, the Owls was there.

[Damaris]

I said, like, you. Oh, you just a Drake fan. He was like. Like, yeah. Like, I just don't. I was like, yeah. I was like, fam. I'm just doing my job. You have fun, though.

[Baby D]

The owls is always watching. You never know what tree they in

[Rory]

their heads could do 360s.

[Baby D]

And the owls. You thought the owl. You thought the owl wasn't going to be at burgers and bottles. Is that what you thought?

[Damaris]

You never know what tree they am.

[Baby D]

You never know what tree. I'm just saying, you out. You burgers and bottles, you thinking it's safe.

[Rory]

You a mouse to them.

[Baby D]

I'll drop right in on you. I'll drop right in on you.

[Damaris]

I was safe, I promise you. But, yeah, I was. I was so stuck. I completely forgot that happened to me.

[Rory]

And with that situation, most I get from POD listeners is someone will either yell, tell Maul I said Kendrick, or tell Maul I said Drake. That's usually the only thing that's yelled at me in that room. It's either a Drake fan or Kendrick fan.

[Baby D]

Tell Maul what?

[Rory]

Tell them all Kendrick or tell Maul Drake.

[Baby D]

Okay, then what? That's what?

[Damaris]

No, it's them thinking, like, Rory gonna go back and be like, tell and like, tell him now.

[Baby D]

Rory be relaying it Sometimes, sometimes not. Sometimes I. I call me like, y' all just see, somebody was like, yo, Drake, like, all right, Rory, I'll talk to you later.

[Rory]

You told me for like, no, my favorite one is when I run into listeners, they say, where Maul at? I don't know, bro.

[Baby D]

I told you. Like, met the man and Red man. You see Method man, you gotta ask where Red man at?

[Damaris]

Like, I be on Tick Tock, I be crashing. I just know a video is gonna go fire on me one day. Crashing on Tick Tock. When I'm on Tick Tock doing my makeup to get ready to come to work and I be in my crib 11am yo, we're mall. I don't know why the are you asking me about a. That's not my. I don't know where the he at. I be getting so mad. I'm like, where the your boss at? My. I don't know where he's at the is you asking me for. Or they'll get on there like, yo, tell Mall I said. Yeah, they said that same thing. Like, tell Mall I said, Drake, yo, I'm out here talking about what shade blush I have on my. If you don't get the out my face bro, that pisses me off or like when I was gone, they'll come into my inbox like, yo, tell Mar. And I'm not even in the same city. Like, you're. You're. You're listening to an episode I'm not on.

[Rory]

Got a screenshot. It send it to us. Yeah, we gota. We got to know that information.

[Damaris]

What the, bro?

[Baby D]

I mean, it helps us. It's community. We're building community.

[Damaris]

So I guess, like, damn. Like, we want like we a unit.

[Baby D]

We need to know what everybody in the community is feeling. That's all.

[Rory]

What is with our generation? I would even blame it on the. The younger kids. What is the infatuation with making everything music related homoerotic? Like, it's starting to get weird.

[Damaris]

What do you mean?

[Rory]

Yo, stop slobbering all over Drake's. It's like, bro, why. Why does everything when it comes to music debates now have to be so homoerotic? Like, it's getting kind of like weird a little bit. It's almost like flirting or fantasizing at this point.

[Baby D]

Yeah, that's the way to.

[Rory]

Of course I like, we come from the age of like, yo, get off his dick like this and that. It has just went to a whole different. I don't know if it's because porn is everywhere and like we're over sexualized. And now it just moved over into music debates. But Dog be like, yo, stop putting your dick in Kendrick ass. I'm like, yo, what. Why did your brain go there? Just be like, yo, I like, good kid, mad city.

[Damaris]

Yeah, they. It. It do be mad. Like, they got to turn it into disrespect.

[Baby D]

They got to make it as disrespectful as possible. Yeah, but that's not disrespect.

[Rory]

Suck my dick is disrespectful. Well, that's the same thing, but no, they're. They're doing like, like, erotic dissertations. Like, like when you would call the. The sex hotline and it would be like, the girl that would be talking to you. It's like that. But now in Instagram, comments of, like, writing erotic poetry about how much you're sucking Drake's dick. It's odd.

[Damaris]

Yeah. Everything has become very, like, not even just homoerotic. Just, like, people cannot have a normal conversation. Like, not can I have a normal conversation without somehow making it, like, making a sexual innuendo or reference. Like, it's ridiculous.

[Rory]

Yeah, I don't.

[Baby D]

Nah, that's not true. You have commas. Plenty of conversations without making sexual references.

[Damaris]

I. I do have them, but I do make a lot of them. We do a lot of it on this podcast.

[Baby D]

Well, I think it just depends.

[Damaris]

There's always a sex joke in the back of the mind.

[Baby D]

Well, it depends on who you're talking to with who you're. If you're with your friends, that's part of the. The friend group.

[Rory]

That's. That's all in good fun. It's not like me saying, hey, I'd love to go to Yankee Stadium to see Jay Z. And then the comment is like, wipe your mouth. Like, yo, what? What the.

[Baby D]

Yo, wipe your mouth. Yeah, when was posting they got their tickets, I definitely wanted to say, yo, wipe your mouth. You posting your tickets. You wipe your mouth, man. Wipe your

[Damaris]

damn.

[Baby D]

No, you can't support. Well, you can't support nobody these days.

[Rory]

Yo, love. Love Blueprint. Yo, you doing tricks on it.

[Baby D]

Yeah, you can't support. Can't support.

[Damaris]

I hate that too, though. I hate the thought. I hate when I hate supporting someone out loud. Is now called dick riding. I always hate that. Or, like, even when people. When you support people out loud, and they in their head be like, yeah, she be on my dick.

[Baby D]

Yeah, when you support, it's dick riding. When you don't support, you hate hating.

[Rory]

I thought that was the final boss of everything, because that's how it was before you either was dick riding or you Was hating. There was no middle grounds. Like, all right, now it's like you. Now you squirting on it.

[Baby D]

Yeah, yeah. Like just sitting on it ain't enough, you know? Now you spinning, you doing tricks, and

[Rory]

then the other side is. Let me leak the address to your family.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Rory]

Like, damn, I wish I was just a hater.

[Baby D]

Oh, man, that's just insane. I love it though, man. It's all part of the. Part of the thing. You need it, though. You need people like that.

[Rory]

Yeah. It's part of went from dick riding to hating to the rocks or getting doxed. Like, that's the only.

[Damaris]

You were that you. You really proud of your pen, ain't you?

[Rory]

I'm not.

[Baby D]

I'm.

[Rory]

You just. I'm terrified of where we're at. And it's. It's my generation. It's not. I love to blame the younger generations. It's us. It's people 35 years old that are doing this on the Internet. Yeah.

[Baby D]

Weird, B. I wish somebody would show up to my house, see the right don't be happening. Because you just got to make one example.

[Damaris]

Example.

[Rory]

I. When it happened, when it happened to me.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Rory]

I thought I had that mentality too. And in a weird, sick way, I almost got excited because I could get some rage out. But then I saw who was out there and I was like, I don't feel threatened when it comes to the fan base. I like, I wish the overly sexual things presented themselves in better ways than they do with our comments. Like with the. Get off his. His dick. Then the baby got chicks going from Cincinnati to Houston to actually suck his dick. That's the over sexualized I'd like from fans.

[Damaris]

Yeah, I was gonna ask y', all, like, if somebody traveled like that far of a distance to like blow you, like, would you appreciate their effort and like, let them?

[Baby D]

Nah, nah.

[Damaris]

I'm scared of the head. If you. She looked like she'll suck peanut butter through a straw.

[Rory]

That's still. Yeah, the way he just buckled at the knees is how he probably would have.

[Baby D]

Yeah. But see the baby funny, cuz if she was. If she was his type, he. He rolling, he going, he going. He going.

[Damaris]

Oh, I, I. Oh, no, I know, I know.

[Rory]

Just cuz I know no one would.

[Baby D]

Is that. Is that the young lady?

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Baby D]

Oh, yeah.

[Rory]

No, you can put some volume on it. Let. Let m. Yo, you got to hear her delivery.

[Baby D]

You still want to suck it after all this time?

[Damaris]

I've been celibate since 2021.

[Baby D]

Cuts up too, don't you mouth got that extra pocket. Mouth got that extra pocket.

[Damaris]

He a sick bro.

[Baby D]

Mouth got that extra. Pocke is crazy, bro. Yeah, big girls, though, with arms like that.

[Rory]

She go to work.

[Baby D]

I know that arm. That arm right there. I know what that arm do.

[Rory]

You wouldn't feel a little guilty by not letting her suck your dick? This would never happen to me, so I can only speculate. Yeah, but you wouldn't feel like maybe in a people pleaser moment, like, she put in all this effort?

[Baby D]

Hell, no.

[Damaris]

I feel like that would happen to you.

[Rory]

Sign a T shirt instead.

[Damaris]

Yeah, okay, that would happen to you, but it would be like a man.

[Baby D]

Man.

[Damaris]

Like a man would drive that long of a distance to suck your dick.

[Rory]

How did this narrative start for this episode of just like.

[Damaris]

I didn't say you would let him. I'm saying, like, you be having, like, gay fans.

[Baby D]

Roy wouldn't let him. Rory would definitely be at the sports ball watching the game with him, though. Like, Rory's that guy. Like, you can't suck just to prove.

[Damaris]

Just to prove he ain't.

[Baby D]

But we can go watch the Nuggets play together. Like, you'll definitely go to the ball with him, though. Yeah, if he's cool, that's great.

[Damaris]

Drinking, taking shots with a know the whole time he want to blow you is crazy. I'm not crazy.

[Baby D]

Wow.

[Damaris]

Like. Like, nah, I saw you under my dick, but we could be friends. But, you know, whole time, back of his mind, he drooling every time you take a shot.

[Baby D]

Damn. And he gonna take a sneak picture of you and say, this is after I sucked it, and post that picture. He gonna lie on you and say you love him. Yeah, that'd be the narrative they paint. They took a sneak picture you and be like, yeah, this was right after we left the hotel room. We came to get a drink.

[Rory]

Wait, so if it's a man wants to suck my dick, who pays the tab at the Nugget Kids game?

[Baby D]

He does. He taking you out.

[Rory]

But I don't owe him anything, right?

[Baby D]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Rory]

Definitely.

[Damaris]

You owe him enough for sure.

[Baby D]

I don't know.

[Rory]

So you're saying if someone buys you dinner and a drink.

[Damaris]

I'm not a hoe. I'm not you. You.

[Baby D]

You owe.

[Damaris]

I'm not.

[Baby D]

Oh, is that what you said? That's what you're saying, baby?

[Rory]

That's what you're saying,

[Baby D]

right? Yeah, you owe me some sugar or something at the end of the night.

[Rory]

But that's how you end up Like Tyler Creator, when you end up on camera and you find out your friends been want to fuck you the entire time you've had a friend.

[Baby D]

That was crazy.

[Damaris]

That was wild.

[Baby D]

I still don't think that was real. I think that was a bit. I.

[Rory]

Here's the thing. I think it was. I think it was 40% bit. Nah, I think it was 20% bit, 80% true. His actual feelings. And if that were to ever amount. If they were to ever have that conversation, that'd be funny to put on camera. But I think those are his true feelings.

[Damaris]

I think it happened in real life and they made a bit out of a moment that actually happened.

[Baby D]

Baby D, if you have a male, female friend and you think that y' all really just male friends, I can

[Damaris]

always tell the difference.

[Baby D]

And then what? How?

[Damaris]

First of all, we wouldn't be male friends because I'm not a male.

[Baby D]

No, I'm saying he's a male. He's your friend. If he one day is like, yo, like. You know what I'm saying? Like, I ain't gonna lie. Like, I like you. I think we should kind of.

[Damaris]

Men can't hide that. Y' all can't hide.

[Baby D]

That's not true.

[Damaris]

I can't hide it. Mall says, I know when somebody likes me, bro. I know when someone likes me. My male friends are disgusted with me. That's why we're so close. Close? They would never. That's why we're so close.

[Baby D]

How do you know when somebody likes you?

[Damaris]

You know, because if you're friends with somebody, like, you get to know them. You can tell. Like, they're like, there's no way you're gonna be my friend. And we're close, and I don't know that you, like, undercover like me. Like you. You can tell. First of all, I'm gonna know your type. I'm gonna know what you're attracted to. Like, you can tell. You can just tell. You know when a girl like you.

[Baby D]

Not all the time.

[Damaris]

Oh, well, y' all are stupid. But, yeah, I know when men like me and.

[Baby D]

And, no, it's not that we stupid, but you also, in this day and age, you just can't just be assume.

[Rory]

That's.

[Baby D]

Yeah, you gotta. You gotta play it all the way. Like, I hadn't looked for you if you. I had no idea. Cause if you jump that gun and she don't like you, you at the podium to my. Yo, I apologize. I didn't mean to. Now you gotta give a whole, like, speech about apologizing and. Yeah, you can't jump that gun. And she don't like you. Cause what if you read the Playmate wrong and you jumped out there like, yo, like, I know. I know you feeling me. Like, what's up? Like, let's go out. Let's go out tomorrow. And she be like, what? I don't like you like that. Now you got stupid egg on your face. You look crazy.

[Rory]

But that's. That's what's so funny about women. Because I've had women. Like, we've been cool for some months, and they'll be like, you didn't realize that, like, I like it. I was like, no, I. No idea. I didn't know. Just basic human decency is a woman's version of flirting. Like, I just thought you were cool.

[Baby D]

You heard?

[Damaris]

Yeah, he made a jokey joke. It was funny.

[Rory]

No, that's the. The truth. The way we flirt. You can tell when men are, like, flirting. We're trying to be funnier. This and that, whatever. When she was like, yeah, no, Like, I just don't speak to people. I spoke to you, so you should have known that I liked you. I was like. I just thought that was basic human decency.

[Baby D]

I ain't gonna lie, though. That sex with your. Your friend that you find out, like, you though, the first time you had hit, that be fire. That sex be crazy. Y' all be. It be like the movies I start. Y' all go in the crib knocking over. Like, that movie sex.

[Damaris]

She been waiting. She just been waiting a whole.

[Baby D]

That thing. Been marinating off the bone. That oxtail been in the crock pot for about. Ooh. That sex.

[Damaris]

I don't know. Maybe it's just me. Like, I'm. I don't have hidden crushes on, like, I don't believe in, like, hit. Like, I have a crush on him, but, like, I just could never let him know. Like, I'm on the street, know.

[Baby D]

Yeah, but you. But you. You got that. You. You got that dog in you, though. You got that dog.

[Damaris]

What's up?

[Baby D]

Yeah, you got that dog in you. You step right to your business. You ain't nothing shy about you.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Baby D]

Yeah. You step right to the plate.

[Rory]

That. But that friend first can get kind of weird. It's actually ironic we're talking about this. Yesterday. I was talking with a. A friend of ours, Peach, who's. Who's married, and she was. Her husband was her friend first for, like, a couple years, but, like, a friend. So he knows the way. I know everything about Damaris and Damaris Knows everything about me. Now, imagine we got married. I know everything.

[Baby D]

Nah, nah. Cause here's the thing is being too close.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Baby D]

That's what I'm saying. Nah, nah, nah, nah. I'm not marrying my homegirl. Like. And we know everything about it. There's no way. There's no way. There's no fucking way. I know too much.

[Damaris]

But at the same time, those are the marriages that last. Because I know all of this and I still love you. Like, we're gonna last. Because I can really be myself around you. You know what I'm saying? Of course.

[Rory]

But there are just some things no matter. I believe in open books, honesty. There's just some shit maybe you just shouldn't know. Not that you would judge. You just shouldn't know it.

[Baby D]

Yeah, like, nah. Like, if I know you went on vacation and you sucked off. Homie that work at the resort.

[Damaris]

That's crazy.

[Baby D]

On the random.

[Listener]

Whoa.

[Baby D]

I'm not marrying you after I know that.

[Rory]

Women say vacation. Dick doesn't.

[Baby D]

It doesn't count if my homegirl tell me, like, yo, I ain't go. We went on vacation. Yo, it was this guy that worked at the restaurant. He kept flirting me. Last night before we left y', all, I gave him some. There's no way. Six years later, you my wife. It's not happening. I could never delete that. I could never not remember that.

[Rory]

All right. She also wasn't, like, my friend. Wasn't like, some crazy hoe in that way, but she's still friends with people that she has slept with and, like, is around. So it's more so that it's not like she was out here, like, just wilding in the streets.

[Damaris]

But he.

[Rory]

But there's a lot of people in her life that. That are still in her life that he's well aware because she was venting to him about these guys at the time.

[Baby D]

Sometimes you know too much.

[Rory]

I agree.

[Baby D]

Cause you get to that point when a girl starts sharing too much with you, that's how you know she's just trying to be friends. And when she start telling you everything, you be like, yo, she ain't trying to let me hit. She telling me all of that friend zone.

[Damaris]

Not exactly. Sometimes. Because I. I tend to. When I'm dating someone, I tend to be a oversharer. Like, at one point told me, he said to Bear, stop talking, cuz, like, you. I. I love you.

[Baby D]

That's why you like Cole so much. Y' all share that.

[Damaris]

I. I overshare.

[Rory]

Yeah.

[Baby D]

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that Makes sense.

[Rory]

But you go, so, boom. And then just tell everything.

[Baby D]

Mind you, my. You asleep.

[Damaris]

Like, my issue with dating any of my male friends and marrying them six years down the line. Like, for example, Rory can never marry me because he knows how I manipulate. He knows how I'm like, I can never marry one of y'. All. Y' all know my manipulation.

[Rory]

Oh, for sure.

[Damaris]

So, like, it can't. Like, I was talking to one of my homeboys about, you know, ago when I was manipulating somebody or gaslighting somebody, manipulating seven. And my homeboy was like, yo, you're a terrible. I don't know how people deal with you. And I'm just like. I can see. Like, my husband can't know that my. You know, you can't know my. My manipulation game. That's.

[Rory]

No, you put in a long term marriage, you'll probably start to pick up.

[Damaris]

You'll pick up.

[Rory]

You're good. But you start to slip up when you start falling in love. You get a little. You get a little lazy with your manipulation.

[Damaris]

Nah, that's when I. That's when I peak.

[Baby D]

That's when I. That's when I peek. That's when you turn me up. When I turn up afraid to lose the nigga, boy.

[Rory]

No, no, that. That's like the person that says, I'm. I'm a better driver when I'm drunk. No, you just think you are.

[Baby D]

You just think you are. Yeah,

[Rory]

but I do want to go back to. You said the signs of if you know, a guy likes you and isn't just the friend. Like, what are those? You and Pe Been hanging out a lot lately, going to bars.

[Damaris]

Peach would hit, though.

[Rory]

Well, he would. Yeah. He would admit that, though.

[Damaris]

Yeah, but he's nodding over here and sitting next to me.

[Rory]

It's honesty.

[Damaris]

Yeah.

[Baby D]

Like, I don't like.

[Damaris]

But you mean, like, how would I know?

[Rory]

Like, what's. What's the difference?

[Damaris]

There's a look that men have when they're attracted to you.

[Rory]

Okay.

[Damaris]

Like, y' all don't look at me. Like, I could be in here half naked. Marla even make a comment about me being half naked, but in no way is the comment does it feel sexual. There's no vibe behind the comment. Like, he'll know. It's like, okay, titties out, but in no way, like, will. It's just.

[Baby D]

Yeah, I'm not trying to suck it. Yeah, it ain't that.

[Damaris]

Okay, well, I.

[Baby D]

No, it's like. It's like I ain't. You know, the energy, if a Dude, say that. It's like. Like, get away from me. It ain't that.

[Damaris]

Like, there's like a. There's a drool almost in the corner of the mouth that they don't let drop. Like, when your friends, real friends, don't have that, but you can tell. You can. You can feel the energy sexual tension is. You can feel that.

[Baby D]

I don't know, man. It ain't. It ain't as. It ain't as cut and dry as you trying to make it seem, though, because there's some. Some. Some. Some women that, like, I'm cool with. And then I had no idea that they was, like, down to, like, sleep together. I had no idea.

[Damaris]

No. I feel like women can hide it. I don't think men.

[Baby D]

No, women can definitely.

[Damaris]

Women can hide it.

[Baby D]

Men 1000%.

[Damaris]

Y' all can't hide when you're.

[Rory]

But there's also the gray area of men that are not trying to sleep. They just want to be friends with you. They're not trying to sleep with you. But if the opportunity presented itself, all right, it.

[Baby D]

I ain't gonna lie. I'm gonna just keep it all the way real. I ain't never wanted to be friends with no bad. Never. Never a day am I on this planet have I ever seen a bad. Like, I'm talking about one of those undeniable like, yo, she's fine. Never did I be like, you know what? Me and her gonna be best friends.

[Rory]

See?

[Baby D]

Never.

[Rory]

You've had this co. I don't believe you, because I know you to be just platonic friends with some bad women.

[Baby D]

Yes. But at one point, I definitely was thinking about smashing, and then I learned about them, and I was like, I'm cool. You start learning about them. You like. Nah.

[Rory]

Better off as friends.

[Baby D]

Yeah. What? That's all we could be as friends now. Like, what you did? What? Nah, I'm cool.

[Damaris]

What I will say is the majority of my closest male friends are people who were friends with someone I dated. So there was never a chance for us anyway. So it was always gonna be platonic because I met you through an ex or through. You know what I'm saying? Like that. So, like, my ex, like, I have one of my ex's friends is one of my best friends. It's like, those are my closest male friends, are the friends of men that I dated. So.

[Baby D]

Okay.

[Damaris]

And we kept our relationship up, so it was never going to be anything between us. So they never even saw me as an open opportunity. And that's why our friendships Lasted so long.

[Rory]

Start little shady boots. Little bit.

[Damaris]

How.

[Baby D]

Hey, I'm not friends with none of my homeboy's exes. Not like, if I see you, it's like, yo, what's good? How you been? How's every time's the family and keep it moving. But we ain't. Like, we don't be busting it up on the regular.

[Rory]

Like, yeah, that might have been the. I'm not the homeboy that was trying to be.

[Damaris]

No, it's. I don't think it was like that. If I feel like a lot of these people I met when I was younger. So if I'm meeting you and we all like, my best friend. Shout out to my best friend Will. I met him through a guy I was dating that was in his crew at the time. You know, when you're younger and you're in high school, like, we all linking, drinking. I'm hanging out with y' all this, this, and that. Me and homie stopped talking. The crew is still out. Like, the crew's still going outside, like, you know what I'm saying? So it's just. It's kind of like that.

[Rory]

So you got him in the divorce?

[Damaris]

Yeah, I definitely got him in the divorce.

[Rory]

Interesting.

[Baby D]

So him and your ex are not cool no more?

[Damaris]

Nah, they. I mean, I'm sure they're cool, but they're not friends because their friendship was. That's a high school friendship. It was never gonna last that long.

[Baby D]

Yeah, our relationship lasted.

[Damaris]

Yeah, I follow him to college like that. We. I went to LIU because of him. He recommended LIU to me. Like, that's my dog. My best friend to me to this day since I was in high school.

[Baby D]

Yeah, the ex definitely think y'. All.

[Damaris]

Yeah, he probably. He can think that, but that's what I'm saying.

[Baby D]

No, no, no, listen to me. He definitely thinks y'. All.

[Damaris]

Oh, well, that's on him.

[Baby D]

Especially they not cool no more. And you and him are still buddy. Buddy.

[Rory]

He thinks he was trying to beat the entire time.

[Baby D]

Yeah, he need that. When he see homie, when will run into homie, he just know. Hey, Will just know. He need that. Like, that's on site, cuz.

[Rory]

You needed that.

[Baby D]

I. Yeah, he need that. He need that. As soon as he catch Will outside. Yeah, he run it down for sure.

[Damaris]

Yeah, but, you know, it'd be like that, but I feel like. I don't know. I think I'm also a little bit different, though, because I'm such a tomboy. That is. I. I have. It's easy for men to get along on me. It's not always like that with girls, so.

[Baby D]

And then you got a lot of like pretty friends. So like gonna keep you.

[Damaris]

Yeah. Stay out my friends inboxes and dms and comments. What I do the money bags and shit. Stop it.

[Baby D]

It's just love. It's just motivation. Go get that bag.

[Rory]

But you, you're DMing the money back too.

[Baby D]

Like on the story. Yeah.

[Rory]

Any rhythm? They just liking it or.

[Baby D]

Nah, no rhythm. Okay.

[Rory]

No.

[Damaris]

They would never betray me like that.

[Baby D]

Why would that be? Betrayed.

[Rory]

Betray you? You betrayed will in them.

[Baby D]

Yeah, like you betray funny as. Yeah. How would that be? You betraying me?

[Damaris]

My friends are not going to with my bosses.

[Baby D]

Why

[Damaris]

they're not gonna do that.

[Baby D]

I might decide. Yo, we need to give.

[Rory]

Sounds like a challenge to me.

[Baby D]

We need to give Baby D a raise. I ain't gonna lie. The way her homegirl came to.

[Rory]

That would be prostitution. That's what that. That would be sex trafficking.

[Baby D]

How? I'm giving her a race. Good work, Baby D. Good crew. Good, good friend circle. Yeah, yeah. Like we gotta give her a race today. What the. Oh man.

[Listener]

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[Rory]

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[Damaris]

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[Rory]

Did you see 42 Doug put out 40 what? I can't speak. I'm sorry.

[Baby D]

It's the teeth, man. 42.

[Damaris]

40.

[Rory]

I was in the middle of 42.

[Baby D]

42.

[Rory]

I was in the middle of taking a sip and talking at the same time.

[Baby D]

She said, 40 do dug. And you cannot be doing what you're doing with your.

[Rory]

Yo,

[Baby D]

what are you doing? You cannot be doing what you're doing doing.

[Rory]

42. Doug.

[Baby D]

Yes.

[Rory]

Put out his thick one bracket, of course, in the spirit of March Madness. And the theme of this one is each city in America who has the thickest women.

[Baby D]

Man, where Houston at? They sweeping this one.

[Rory]

They didn't put, like, actual, like, seeds. They just put matchups. But yeah, Houston is in the slot. That would be the number one. Number one slot.

[Baby D]

Houston. Oh, they got some they got some thick ones in. They got some thick ones here in New York. Atlanta for sure. I like that he combined the dmv.

[Damaris]

We out first round. How we going against Charlotte?

[Rory]

I was. I was about to say we bugging Charlotte.

[Damaris]

Definitely got thicker women in New York.

[Baby D]

Hell, nah. You first of all, we got thick black girls and Spanish girls in New York. You're bugging Charlotte. Ain't got no Dominicans and Puerto Ricans and Cubans in Charlotte. You kidding me? New York, we definitely getting them Charlotte out of here.

[Rory]

And just by. By sheer population, yes, New York is winning that. I'm saying, depending on who wins between Atlanta and Memphis, we're gonna have a tough time.

[Baby D]

Nah, we got. Because a lot of girls from New York.

[Rory]

Spanish girls save us.

[Baby D]

A lot of girls from New York moved Atlanta. A lot of girls from New York moved to Atlanta Fair. So let's keep that in mind.

[Damaris]

What would be you guys's people's choice? Because they have a people's choice up there to go against Miami.

[Baby D]

Toronto. Toronto.

[Rory]

Oh, yeah. Wait, Toronto's not even.

[Baby D]

Y' all don't know ball? Well, we're trying to keep it Toronto.

[Damaris]

Guys, these ain't patriots we talking about, like, the U.S.

[Baby D]

san Antonio ain't got no thick ones, man.

[Damaris]

Get the out of here, Pete.

[Baby D]

Well, no, not thick. Big meaning they tall. And like, you know, San Antonio is

[Rory]

the craziest te drop I've ever. Look at your feet, bro.

[Baby D]

Okay, so this is the only. Only the U.S. okay? Miami, DMV, Philadelphia.

[Rory]

The fact that New Orleans is not on this list is kind of crazy to me. Yeah, New Orleans got to be there.

[Baby D]

Yeah, New Orleans, they got some o.

[Damaris]

We. We think New Orleans beating out m. I think New Orleans might beat out Miami.

[Baby D]

I don't know about New York.

[Damaris]

No, hold on. Wait, wait.

[Rory]

Hell yeah.

[Damaris]

When it comes to thick ones. When it comes to thick ones, is it only natural? Because if it's only natural, New Orleans is beaten out Miami.

[Baby D]

We can't say only natural.

[Damaris]

Yes, we can't can.

[Baby D]

That takes a lot of cities off the listing.

[Damaris]

I don't think it takes the cities

[Rory]

off the list, even though, of course, there's a lot of girls in Atlanta with a bbl, but there's also a ton of naturally thick women in Atlanta. Yeah, I. I personally think it should be natural, in my opinion.

[Damaris]

I think.

[Rory]

Because at that point, like, what are we doing?

[Damaris]

Peach over here shaking his head. Sit your horny ass down, bro.

[Baby D]

Yeah, but that's not fair to put no thickest thick, because if it look good, you know you still thick.

[Damaris]

No, but that's not. That's not thick.

[Baby D]

My homegrown.

[Damaris]

Homegrown, cuz that's why. Cuz I was thinking homegrown when I went Charlotte against New York City. I'm still taking Charlotte.

[Baby D]

Hell no, baby. D, there's no way. You think Charlotte has thicker women in New York City.

[Damaris]

I do.

[Baby D]

There's no way.

[Damaris]

Cuz I'm not talking. Because when I'm saying thick, I'm not just talking about thick baddies. I'm talking about thick auntie and them been thick. Thigh stick ass thick, thick.

[Baby D]

New York City is out.

[Damaris]

Yeah, yeah, but Charlotte got them.

[Baby D]

No, no, no, no. They do. But we talking about New York City here. Like, no, there's absolutely no.

[Rory]

Yeah, like if Charlotte was matched up against Philly, I'd be witch every in Charlotte.

[Baby D]

Charlotte would look at you crazy right now. Like what we they all trying to get to New York. Like, no.

[Rory]

I feel bad for D putting Dallas against Houston first round up. That's. That's a miscarriage of justice. Like Dallas could make it to at least the elite 8 if they weren't going against Houston first round.

[Baby D]

Yeah, Houston is. Houston is walking to the final four.

[Damaris]

Well, that's how brackets go.

[Rory]

Puerto Rico, I was about to say, do we count Puerto Rico as a state?

[Baby D]

That is. It is. By law it is. That could be the people's choice. Puerto Rico.

[Rory]

Yeah. No, because you have to have New Orleans on that. But let's quickly run through.

[Baby D]

Makes sense.

[Rory]

Let's quickly, quickly run through each matchup. Everyone just say their pick. Houston versus Dallas. Houston, them same. Los Angeles versus the Bay Area, Louisiana.

[Damaris]

Bay area. What if we doing natural Bay Area?

[Baby D]

Yeah, natural Bay Area.

[Damaris]

Bay Area, man.

[Baby D]

It's a bunch of Asians in the Bay Area, bro. They not thick like that.

[Damaris]

Damn, Ryan, Ryan.

[Baby D]

No, it ain't a bunch of thick. It's some thick Asians in the Bay Area. Don't get it twisted. But not la. Come on, bro.

[Damaris]

What?

[Rory]

We more go through Oakland, Berkeley. Like, what up?

[Baby D]

Y' all tripping, bro. All right, go ahead. Y' all take the Bay Area. I'm saying la.

[Damaris]

Okay?

[Rory]

LA is also overrun by like cokehead skinny women.

[Baby D]

Yeah, but that's that. We're not talking about that part of la, though.

[Damaris]

You can't just take away.

[Baby D]

We talking about. All right.

[Rory]

Take away all the Valley.

[Baby D]

All right. It's a bunch of flat butt Asians in. In the Bay Area.

[Damaris]

See, that was racist, Ryan.

[Baby D]

Am I lying? Yeah, there's Not a bunch of flat butt Asians in the Bay Area. Well, there's also some fire agents. I didn't say. I said it was some thick baddies. I said it was thick baddies in that Bay Area. I said that.

[Damaris]

First of all, the Bay Area is not just Asians.

[Baby D]

I'm not saying it's just Asians.

[Damaris]

Yeah, and they work out.

[Baby D]

Y' all don't know. Y' all don't. Y'. All. Y' all ain't been. Y' all ain't been to Gardena, and y' all ain't been in that part of la.

[Damaris]

My bad. They gonna kill us.

[Baby D]

Y' all ain't been there. Y' all never seen that party. I ain't been to Watts. See, that's. Y' all should be the problem. You only been to West Hollywood.

[Rory]

No, I drove by Watts once.

[Baby D]

You can't drive. I'm talking about hang out. So you gotta. You gotta go into la. That's why y' all don't know. But it's all right.

[Rory]

No, there's definitely thick women in Los Angeles. I'm just saying, compared to the Bay and how many skinny women there are in Los Angeles, I just think I'm going Bay Area.

[Baby D]

Okay.

[Rory]

And a little unfair because the Bay Area is a aerial. Like, I'm counting Sacramento in there, too.

[Baby D]

Okay? Sacramento's not the Bay. What the people try. Nah, hell no. Sacramento's not the b. Hell.

[Rory]

Detroit versus Cleveland. Detroit. Detroit has some of. Detroit is the most underrated city for women, period.

[Baby D]

Detroit.

[Damaris]

Detroit.

[Baby D]

I'm taking Detroit.

[Rory]

I just don't know enough about Cleveland. But, nah, Detroit is. That's the sleeper.

[Baby D]

That's.

[Rory]

That's Davidson in. In this bracket to me. Chicago. Indianapolis.

[Damaris]

Indianapolis.

[Baby D]

We just saying anything now.

[Damaris]

Thick ones. You're talking about bad ones, thick ones. Chicago got some thick ones and so does Indianapolis.

[Baby D]

I'm not saying they don't, but Chicago got more thick baddies than Fuck. Indianapolis. What we talking about?

[Rory]

Okay?

[Baby D]

Indianapolis.

[Rory]

All of y'. All.

[Baby D]

We talking about Kokomo.

[Rory]

How long have y' all hung out in Indianapolis to know this? I've been there once in my entire life.

[Damaris]

So what I'm saying is I have a lot of family from India, okay? So that's a bit like. I know that state. Like, I have a lot of family from there.

[Rory]

I've only been there once, bro.

[Baby D]

Y', all.

[Damaris]

Katherine Jackson.

[Baby D]

Y. Y' all tripping.

[Rory]

All right, Atlanta versus Memphis. Tough matchup.

[Damaris]

Memphis. If we doing natural, I'm going Memphis.

[Rory]

Atlanta still got. I'm Going Atlanta. It's Atlanta.

[Baby D]

You said Memphis. Baby D just say she's taking out the door.

[Damaris]

I don't understand.

[Baby D]

Like, that's Atlanta, man.

[Damaris]

Oh, my God. Y' all really don't know, bro?

[Baby D]

No, we took. It's Atlanta. Memphis got some. Some bad, thick women. But it's.

[Damaris]

You keep saying bad. It was never about bad.

[Baby D]

So what's thick? Fat.

[Damaris]

No, but you can be thick. And not. Like. When I say thick, I'm thinking about body type. I don't give a. What your face look like. Thick, thick women. Thick, older women. Thick, thick.

[Baby D]

I'm talking about thick. I'm talking about thick, bad, pretty women.

[Damaris]

But that's not what he's talking about.

[Baby D]

That's what 42 Doug is talking about. The same. You see that logo in the middle? You see Jerry west in the middle of that? He told my thick baddies, bro, he ain't talking about just no heavyset women talking. We talking about thick girls that are beautiful. That's what he's talking about. Not because you weigh 220 and then sit. Well, but you look like Wesley Snipes. We ain't talking about that. We talking about the thick baddies that might be in the tip drill video. That might be a 42 Doug video, a future video. That's what we talking about. We ain't talking about. Yo. Nah. Because, you know, they just heavy down there.

[Rory]

But that's not fair, because that just means they'll mainly be in the major cities.

[Baby D]

Yeah, that's not true. That's not true.

[Rory]

There's pretty thick women in Atlanta and got surgery.

[Baby D]

There's pretty thick women in every one of these cities. I'm just saying, if you think there's more thick, pretty women in Memphis than Atlanta, you're tripping. That's all.

[Rory]

All right. Philly dmv. Not Philly Fair dmv. Not even close. And Philly women are great, but the whole dmv.

[Baby D]

Yeah, that's unfair. It's the DM and the V. But

[Damaris]

y' all do know that the DM and the V is not all of D.C. all of Maryland, all of Virginia. That little piece in the middle where they are.

[Rory]

That little piece is PG County. All of Washington, D.C. pG County, Northern

[Damaris]

Virginia is known for being thick. No, PG county girls are not known for being thick. They're known for being pretty.

[Baby D]

There's some. Some thick, pretty ones out there, though.

[Damaris]

There's some thick, pretty ones, but it's not. They're not known for being thick.

[Rory]

Are you not? Aw of the East African population.

[Damaris]

Yes, I am, but the. I'm very much aware, but they're not known for the thick East Africans. Like, that's not. Oh, Africans are known for being thick. Not the East Africans. They're not known for being thick.

[Rory]

Okay, come with me to D.C. next time.

[Damaris]

Okay, but. Okay, so y'. All D.C. i mean, DMV beats out Philadelphia. DMV.

[Baby D]

I don't know if I'm ready, but Philly got.

[Damaris]

That's what I'm saying. Like, bro, DC is not beating out

[Rory]

Philly in thick Philly, similar to Detroit in that way that it's a sleeper city. They have some amazing women in Philly.

[Baby D]

Eat in Philly.

[Damaris]

Again, we not just talking baddies. We talking about thick.

[Baby D]

I'm talking about thick, pretty girls. I ain't just talking about thick. I'm thick pretty.

[Damaris]

I don't think Miami's beating out New Orleans.

[Baby D]

That's so tough because Miami got some bad thick girls. But New Orleans is just, like.

[Damaris]

A lot of it is fake in Miami.

[Baby D]

I mean, a lot of it is fake all over now. But, yeah, I'm gonna go to New Orleans over Miami.

[Damaris]

Yeah. This is a nice bracket, though. Y' all can fix. I would like for the. The listeners to fill this out.

[Rory]

Yeah, I'm. I'm gonna keep track of this. I'm gonna monitor it. As they say on the Internet now, the Elite Eight starts April 3rd. So get it together.

[Baby D]

Get it together.

[Rory]

Get your pics together. It's time to vote.

[Damaris]

Yo, we making brackets out of any fucking thing, bro.

[Rory]

Yo, you don't be such a good idea for 42 Doug. If, like, using this. He did, like, freestyles in each city that. That wins with thick women. Like, for content, like, get. Get the thick baddies. If Houston wins, you fly into Houston, shoot a little quick freestyle, then fly to Detroit. Like, I just think that would be kind of a cool thing to add to this entire thing.

[Damaris]

But I want the real thick ones. Like, don't give me. I want thick.

[Rory]

It would help with the voting process, too.

[Baby D]

Oh, yeah.

[Rory]

Like, if everyone shows up for 42 Doug's video, like, then we get to see who has the thick back.

[Baby D]

All you got to do is base it on the strip clubs in every city. That's the easiest way to do it.

[Rory]

Oh, then la. I don't. Then. I don't know what you're saying about la. Why you think compared to all these. I've been to a Bay Area strip club compared to a LA strip club, night and day with thickness. Okay, Night and day. But I mean, listen, man, this, this is more important than the actual final four to me. So I'm excited for the results. Do we have voicemails?

[Baby D]

You've got mail.

[Damaris]

Yes, we do. We have one.

[Rory]

Okay.

[Listener]

Hey, everybody. Rory Mall Demaris, Everybody in the room. Hello. I just have a quick question. Hopefully it's quick. This is like my third time recording. This is not a salacious or sexy question, so sorry in advance.

[Baby D]

Well, hang on.

[Listener]

I am traveling with my mother from the Maryland area. Specifically the Baltimore area. Yes, I know I don't have an accent. Also, we're not the South. Also, we're not the dmv. We're traveling to New York in May for the a Broadway show. I'm taking my mom to a Broadway show. I bought her this ticket in advance for Christmas when I was super broke, so I didn't get myself a ticket. So I. So her seat is like way in the front. I was planning on finding whatever I could find up until we got to the show, but then Shine announced that he was having a show in Brooklyn. So I've never seen Shine before, and I've been a huge fan of Shine, mostly for non rap reasons since he came out. He was in my binder 2004, you wanted to hump shine when I was in 10th grade. That's how much of a fan him and the other guys podcast you guys came off of. You can kind of see where my taste is going here, which is strange. But either way, I'm trying to figure out, should I ditch my mom or just go to the show with her? It's kind of tacky of me to do that, but I mean, I've never seen Shine before. I can always see a Broadway play, right?

[Rory]

Well, all right. In her defense, when you have a crush as a kid and that crush still looks the same as they did when you were a kid, Shine looks fucking great. I, I, maybe that's worth ditching your mom, but it's not at the same time as the the play, right? Getting tickets for your mom for a Broadway play and so sorry, mom, we're not gonna go see Michael Jackson. We're gonna go see John.

[Damaris]

Well, no, it would be like, ma, you can go alone, but I'm going to see Shine.

[Rory]

No, she said, should I bring my mom to the show? She hasn't bought her own. Yeah, no, man, you can't ditch your mom for the Shine concert.

[Baby D]

You can, you can definitely ditch, especially when you don't have a ticket yet. And y probably won't Be sitting next to each other, but I just don't know. If it's for Shine. You can ditch your mom. I just don't know for Shine. That. And he might have another show. I mean, does he only announce one show?

[Rory]

I'm not sure. I'm not.

[Damaris]

I don't think sh.

[Rory]

I don't have. I don't have alerts on Shine announcements.

[Baby D]

Neither do I, Rory, but I dis

[Rory]

you guys for the Logic show in Vegas.

[Baby D]

Oh. I mean, he wasn't ditching. It wasn't like we had plans to do nothing together.

[Rory]

Like, yeah, we was gonna hit the tables, but I was like, no, I got to get this knowledge.

[Baby D]

Did you. Did you get it?

[Rory]

Did you get.

[Baby D]

Did you get to know. You never.

[Rory]

Like, I did find out. A lot of people like Logic. I was blown away.

[Baby D]

All right. Yeah. No, I think that you should. I think you should go to the show, then. Go. Go with your mom. Spend that time with your mom.

[Rory]

Like, you'll be fine. As much this is no disrespect to Shine whatsoever, but I. I think the moments with your mother.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Rory]

You know, the Broadway play, doing the New York thing, that's going to be a memory you can always share with your mom forever.

[Baby D]

You can catch Sean another time.

[Rory]

Yeah, like, I'm sure he'll be back. Yeah, go see Sean in, like, Belize to, like, make it a moment. Don't.

[Baby D]

Yeah, go see him when he's addressing the opposition of belief. You can catch. You can catch Sean on stage plenty other times. But, no, spend that time. Do something with Mom. Hang out, have, you know, Girls Night in New York City. Like, I think that'll be more memorable than catching Shine at King's Theater or catch the matinee. She already got the ticket, though you

[Rory]

could probably transfer it, and then you and moms can go to Sean.

[Baby D]

Which show is it? She didn't specify which Broadway show it is.

[Rory]

Off Broadway.

[Baby D]

That would help. Yeah, see, if you. If you specify exactly which show your mom got tickets to, that would kind of help in the decision as well, because if it's one of the shows that's kind of like, h, we heard that was okay. It really wasn't like that. Then you might have to let moms go there by herself. Herself and, you know, like, meet her after for dinner or something like that.

[Damaris]

But it's. It's not even about the show. It's about the memory. You went to a Broadway show, but

[Baby D]

they're not even sitting together. She might be in the balcony. Mom's mom's is in the front. She. Yeah, like, where's she gonna sit at?

[Rory]

Yeah, you got the orchestra tickets.

[Damaris]

Hot. Sorry.

[Rory]

Yeah, hot flashes. I told you. Ovulating.

[Baby D]

She said time. It's that time.

[Damaris]

Y' all sick.

[Rory]

What do we do?

[Damaris]

Why do y' all track my ovulation?

[Baby D]

Because we need to know. Because I'll be telling Roy we should give you the days off when you on your monthly. Is that not what it's called? Monthly?

[Rory]

Just calling it, like, a metro card is funny to me.

[Baby D]

Yeah, she got monthly. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, yo, baby, we might not feel like calling. I was like, you know what? Gotta look at. Ah, you can stay home. Like, it's okay.

[Damaris]

Really.

[Rory]

We've probably gotten some of her best rants when she was on her monthly, though.

[Baby D]

Oh, for sure.

[Damaris]

Nah, like that.

[Rory]

Yeah, that definitely brings the best out of podness.

[Baby D]

Yeah.

[Rory]

On a monthly.

[Damaris]

When a pissed me off, I be. I'll be going off.

[Baby D]

Really?

[Damaris]

Every. Every time when they be look, I'll be looking at old clips of me that keep circulating. I'd be like, yo, a had pissed me off five minutes before that clip. I ain't even mad at who I'm yelling at. I just got off the phone, walked in, and turned the mic sign.

[Baby D]

Yo, that's so funny. Like, hearing women like, that's the. That get you fired up. Like, this done pissed me off. Like, I bet.

[Rory]

But I. I can see, like, old clips that still go viral of me that are, like, less becoming. And I know exactly what was going on in my life that day. It's weird. Like, you. You know, when you slip up on a podcast and just come across a way you don't want to come across. I know exactly what was happening in my life at that moment, bro.

[Baby D]

Yeah, I don't have that excuse, really. I just be fired.

[Damaris]

Boy, before I came in here and went off on rayon, boy, I had just gotten into it with a bad.

[Rory]

Bad.

[Baby D]

So then that wasn't even for Ray.

[Rory]

That's definitely not for Ray. He didn't even deserve all that song.

[Baby D]

You went crazy on Ray for that.

[Damaris]

Damn.

[Baby D]

That's. That's crazy. But yes, go to the concert with your mom, though. Yeah, I would say yes. That's the. That's the best choice. Go to the concert with your own. What a show. The bro is show with your mom. And, you know, hopefully Sean will be back for a show in Brooklyn at another time, and you can catch that.

[Rory]

Yeah, and Timothy said that dead anyway, so you might as well get your t. Tickets to Broadway now.

[Baby D]

Yeah, man. Have a good night with mom in the city.

[Rory]

Have you ever done a Broadway show with your family? Like, is that your style with family?

[Baby D]

My mom took me to see the Lion King years ago.

[Rory]

Okay.

[Baby D]

Like, when it first came out, me, my mom, I don't think my sister was with us. I think she was down to school at the time. I feel like somebody else was. I don't think it was just me and my mom, but, yeah, I saw a Lion King with my mom. Saw a Color Purple with my mom. My mom took me to see Three Kings, a comedy. The Kings of Comedy tour, and they was in at the Garden. Me and my mom went to see them that night at the Garden. But, yeah, just. The only Broadway plays I could remember is Color Purple, Lion King, and when I was young, my mom used to go to Broadway all the time, But I can't remember those plays. I think it was like, mama, I want to sing. Y' all remember that? Y' all too young. I don't remember. Mama, I want.

[Rory]

No, those billboards. Billboards. You couldn't escape those billboards.

[Baby D]

Yeah, my mom want to sing. I was like, I might have been

[Rory]

like, 8, 9, but that went on like. That was a Broadway that, like, never stopped for, like, 40.

[Baby D]

But I remember that was one of the first ones that I went to go see as a kid with my mom.

[Rory]

Yeah, it's a Motown and Bronx Tale with my mom, which were actually both great.

[Baby D]

Yeah, Motown Amber, for sure.

[Rory]

I mean, the Motown one just. The music wise was incredible. I was curious how they were going to make Bronx Tale work. And it was. It was great. Like, I actually really enjoyed it. Enjoyed that. Is it. Is it weird that I can appreciate that Hamilton has gotten its flowers and everything that it did, but also, like, never, ever want to go see it. Yeah, I don't. I just don't want to see the forefathers rapping. I just don't. I'm glad I've, like, I'm not here to hate. Shout out to everyone and what they did. But, no, I don't want to see y' all rap about the Fourth of July.

[Baby D]

Yeah, I just.

[Rory]

I just. I just don't.

[Baby D]

And press the man. Megan Thee, Stallion Meg. She fell sick the other night on her bro show at Moulin Rouge is the name of it, right? She's in Moulin Rouge. The name of it. She had to be rushed to the hospital, but she did say she's fine. She's recovering. Probably was a little dehydrated. Whatever. I do want to catch her on Broadway because I heard she's doing a great job, so I'm gonna try to get some tickets for that. Hopefully she's back, she's feeling better, and I'm definitely trying to catch her while she's on Broadway, so. I saw Neo when he was in Hell's Kitchen.

[Rory]

I saw the version without Neo.

[Baby D]

Yeah, yeah, he did a great job. Shout out to Neo.

[Rory]

Okay, right before we leave, Puff just got his release date. April 15, 2028, officially.

[Baby D]

All right. So, Baby D, you good?

[Damaris]

I'm sorry.

[Baby D]

Happy career day to you.

[Damaris]

No, I'm so tired.

[Baby D]

Got your first career day off. You tired? Decided to get some sleep. Sleep today. And happy capiversary to Rory.

[Rory]

Yes, thank you very much for surviving 16 years.

[Baby D]

16 years of being a Kappa. It's been a long, long journey. Happy to see this.

[Rory]

What?

[Baby D]

It's been a long journey.

[Rory]

But there's a song for that.

[Baby D]

Yeah, but. But Rory's here.

[Rory]

Yeah, just research it.

[Baby D]

Happy Capaverse.

[Rory]

It's on dsps.

[Baby D]

All right, we'll talk to y' all soon. Be safe, be blessed. I'm that. He's just Ginger. Peace.

[Damaris]

This is an I heart podcast. Guaranteed human.