Best of Ocho being Freaky Part 2: Debate PAYING for a BBL, Big Boned Women

Summary

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Nightcap – Best of Ocho Being Freaky Part 2: Debate PAYING for a BBL, Big Boned Women

Podcast: Nightcap (Shay Shay Media & Playmaker)
Date: July 25, 2026
Hosts: Shannon Sharpe (“Unc”), Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson
Theme: A no-holds-barred “best of” highlight reel, focused on Ocho’s legendary “freaky” takes: unfiltered bedroom talk, “debating” paying for cosmetic surgeries like BBLs (Brazilian Butt Lifts), how men react to changes in women’s bodies, and high-spirited banter about women’s body types.

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Main Theme

This “Best Of” episode dives cheekily into Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson’s most notorious “freaky” hot takes—sex toys, wild advice, and debates over whether men should foot the bill for a partner’s cosmetic enhancements. Shannon Sharpe and Ocho swap candid stories—always with playful, boundary-stretching humor—about their tastes, aging, and how times (and body types) have changed.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Ocho’s “Freaky” Playbook: Swings, Toys, and Bedroom Life Hacks

(04:15–19:32)

• Ocho begins with props—talking about sex swings and “roast balls” (joke name for bedroom toys/ED pills) and admits he sometimes “takes two at a time.”
  • Ocho: “Sometimes, I take two at a time.” (06:26)
• Ocho introduces unusual "tips":
  • Suggests putting “salt and pepper on the bed” to “intensify your orgasm,” claiming sneezing at climax is the secret.
    • Ocho: “You gon’ sneeze? But the thing is, you want to sneeze right… right when you climax!” (08:47)
    • Joe: “What?! She gon’ burn—what the hell?!” (08:45)
• Ocho’s advice on sexual openness is met with playful incredulity from Shannon/Unc:
  • Joe: “Ocho, you a real deal freak, man.” (08:25)
  • Ocho insists, “I’m just trying to open Pandora’s box for you… y’all damn near rookies.” (17:44)
• Ocho offers to send “visual” instructions (immediately refused):
  • Ocho: “Since y’all don’t wanna listen, I’ma send you a visual.” (11:06)
  • Joe: “I don’t want to see that! He called me with that too, Joe.” (11:11)
• Vivid engagement with toys and “novelty shop” culture; Ocho volunteers to FaceTime Joe for shopping advice—Joe politely declines. (12:12–13:16)
• Role reversal on sexual “experience”: Ocho, proud of experimenting, is teased for being “free spirited.”
  • Joe: “You just seem very free spirited… You don’t have those types of restraints.” (17:01–17:15)

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2. “Spark It or Skip It”: The Ultimate Bedroom Debate

(31:40–45:20)

• They play “Spark It or Skip It”—accepting or rejecting various sex-related items/tactics:
  • Whipped Cream:
    • Ocho: “Spark it!” (33:11)
    • Joe: “Nope, skip it. You gonna make a mess, Ocho.” (33:29)
    • Ocho reveals precision: “You have OCD, gotta use it the right way. There’s a reason there’s a split there…” (34:11–34:28)
  • Ice:
    • Ocho: “Spark it”… then details a specific technique using blindfolds and crushed ice, toes, and missionary position. (35:12–35:53)
    • Joe: “Skip it, you done ruined the mood… I was in the mood.” (35:55)
• General attitudes:
  • Ocho: “You gotta live, man… I’m trying to help you evolve.” (45:57)
  • Joe: “Chat, don’t take any of these suggestions!” (45:58)

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3. The “BBL Debate” — Should Men Pay for Upgrades?

(46:28–54:56)

• Joe shares airport anecdotes spotting BBLs (“Can’t have a turkey drumstick on a toothpick and act like it’s real!” (46:56)).
• They note why women get BBLs—mix of self-esteem and male attention.
• Is there a “statute of limitations” on a BBL’s value (“[Like] changing the body style on a car every three years”)? (48:17)
  • Ocho: “You think curves will ever go away?”
  • Joe: “There was a time curves weren’t in… But I see more women now accentuating glutes.” (49:07)
• Joe: “Hey, I ain’t gonna pay for it… I got limits on that.” (49:23)
• Ocho references the classic dilemma:
  • “I need all mine back! If at any point, I paid for your lifts… and we don’t work out, I need them C cups, man.” (50:24)
  • Joe: “You ain’t getting them back, man.” (50:54)
• Joe invokes old-school advice:
  • “Be careful fattening frogs for another snake to eat.” (49:43)
• Ocho: “She’s not yours, it’s just your turn… If you want to change things, take it to the courthouse.” (52:05)

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4. “Big-Boned Women” & Real-World Body Types

(61:00–74:00)

• Ocho jokes about only dating women “200 or better”—BBWs—defending “big boned” women.
  • Ocho: “In the past, I only dated BBWs… If you weren’t 200 or better, I ain’t really playing with you…” (67:17)
• Real stats: they Google the average height/weight for American women—5’3”–5’4”, and 168–171 lbs.
  • Ocho: “Average height, 5’3” to 5’4”; average weight, 168 to 171. 171 pounds.” (70:56)
  • Joe: “Now, boy… yeah, you get you one that’s athletic…” (71:10)
• They lament unrealistic social media images, with Joe urging listeners to “wake up to the real world.”
  • Joe: “The lady you probably with, she don’t weigh no 130!” (69:00)
• Playfully roast each other’s physiques—Shannon’s workout commitment versus Ocho’s “greyhound” build, “Johnny Bravo” jokes (63:44–64:43).
• Discussion of “athlete” women, how fitness and body types have evolved—“I gotta reset my algorithm on IG, damn workout women!” (74:03)

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5. Culture, Generations & Sexual Transparency

Throughout

• Ocho and Joe poke fun at generational differences, from “teachers today” to how social attitudes and beauty standards have changed.
• Underlying message: Ocho consistently advocates for sexual openness and “living” without fear or shame.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• Ocho, on experimental advice:
  • “You want to sneeze right when you climax!” (08:47)
• Joe, on toys:
  • “I always figured the toys was for the girl, but Ocho act like they for the dudes!” (10:56)
• Ocho, on boundaries:
  • “I don’t think there should be boundaries… especially with you and your partner.” (17:37)
• Joe, on BBL dilemma:
  • “Be careful fattening frogs for another snake to eat.” (49:43)
• Ocho, on property after breakups:
  • “Run me that back. Let the new dude send you to Dr. Miami. I need my ass and titties back!” (50:55)
• Ocho, his famous Twitter philosophy:
  • “She’s not yours. It’s just your turn.” (52:05)
• Ocho, on dating BBWs:
  • “In the past, I only dated BBWs… that’s what I was attracted to.” (67:17)
• Joe, with a reality check:
  • “The lady you probably with, she don’t weigh no 130!” (69:00)

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Important Segment Timestamps

• Ocho’s bedroom innovation tips: 04:15–19:32
• “Spark It or Skip It” game: 31:40–45:20
• BBL/Paying for Upgrades debate: 46:28–54:56
• Big Boned Women & Real Body Types: 61:00–74:00
• Closing banter on generational change & body ideals: 72:28–74:23

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Tone & Flavor

The episode is hilarious, explicit, and unguarded—just two icons riffing about sex, modern relationships, and self-image. Ocho’s mischievous, high-energy personality is matched by Joe’s wry, sometimes “old-school” skepticism. They tease, snap, and drop genuine insights amid the jokes.

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This episode is a definitive “best of” for Ocho’s wild and unfiltered wisdom, playful debates on beauty, ownership, and sexual experimentation, with constant laughter and deeper truths beneath the fun. Great for fans of honest, barbershop-style podcasts that don’t shy from the spicy stuff!

Transcript

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[Ocho]

Pump can't hear us? Are we talking with a dog? Hey, you want to see my swing?

[Joe]

Hey Joe, we sent this out to you today so you'll be getting it. Oh, yo, we on the budget.

[Ocho]

What's that?

[Joe]

You always go out next month. Oh man, I'm put. I'm Give me a little shelf. Two of them too.

[Ocho]

How many? How many?

[Joe]

I got none and we balling out of control.

[Angela Yee]

Hey.

[Ocho]

Hey what hey what award is that?

[Joe]

Just a signal from last year. 2025 winner.

[Ocho]

Hey, hey we hey we we be winning stuff. What hey, we be winning stuff.

[Joe]

So yours went out the mail today, Joe. You want to go out next month? Hey, I appreciate that. You only go out next month, Ocho.

[Ocho]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Joe]

Hey, you put them jerseys with it. They came to ash, so I got to get the jersey to Ash as you get them to you. Okay?

[Ocho]

What jersey you talking about?

[Joe]

Beach High jersey. Now some men. Beach High jerseys.

[Ocho]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Angela Yee]

You.

[Ocho]

You.

[Joe]

All right, hold up, hold on. How this man go chat? How this man gonna get bad that I bought a jersey and I won't give them to him? Yeah, what that. What that sound like?

[Ocho]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Joe]

Huh?

[Ocho]

You see my swing?

[Joe]

Oh. Oh, my God. This man determined. This man determined to get us.

[Ocho]

I'm gonna tell you. Hey, no, no, we gonna get Shadow banned, because I'm not. I'm not doing nothing bad. It's just. It's just a swing. Hey, Joe, you gotta get. You gotta get one of these.

[Joe]

Joe, I work.

[Tab Ramos]

Huh?

[Joe]

I work.

[Ocho]

I mean, I gotta hang it. I gotta. You want me hanging on the dough?

[Joe]

Yeah. I mean, you got somebody who want. You want. You want some people to get some product for you? Hey, we gotta see how it works. I don't mean.

[Ocho]

Listen, we got. We got, we got. Hey, get. You pop. You want them roast balls, you hear me?

[Joe]

Yeah. You'll be going through the roast quick, though, Ocho, huh? You'll be going out before the thing. You'll be going through all the fasting. God dang.

[Ocho]

I know, I know. My bad. You know, sometimes I take two at a time.

[Joe]

Jesus. Hey, hey, hey. I told you, man. I told you that, man. Popping them things like they skittle. Oh, my goodness. Hey,

[Ocho]

Hey, Joe. See that thing said Joe. And you. You gotta hang. You hang. You gotta hang from the. From the bottom.

[Joe]

Chad, I. I did not approve this. Hey, hey, when you. Hey, when you pull that swing out, you finna put down a mean demonstration, ain't you, man?

[Ocho]

Hey, Joe, I tell you, Joe, when I hang this swing up, when I hang this swing up and I pop them two roast balls, Joe, boy, ain't nothing but hell happening here. You hear me?

[Joe]

I mean, when I was younger. Now, if you'd have caught me when I was 25. Yeah, man. Hey, I could pee in a swinging boot from 25ft away. I ain't got that kind of meat on me no more, guys. Hey, hey, I can. Hey, I. Back then, if I had that, what you had on show, I could push out and just stand there. She come right back, push out, and then she come right back. You can't do it no more.

[Ocho]

Hey, it ain't nothing wrong with trying to relive your old days, man. Ain't nothing wrong.

[Joe]

Analysis. Both of us getting hurt.

[Ocho]

I feel you. Hey, but, Joe, you. Hey, Joe, you still a young. A young Snap. A young whooper snapper. Joe, get you one of them swings, man. Hey, tap. And Joe, listen, next time you and your lady, y'. All. Y' all partake in horizontal activity.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Ocho]

Put some salt and pepper on the bed, man.

[Joe]

What type of. Come on, Ojo.

[Ocho]

But listen to me. Just listen to me.

[Joe]

See? Oh. See the problem, ojo? I ain't freaky like you. Like you a real deal freak, man. No, no, no, no.

[Ocho]

Joe, listen to me. No, no, no, no.

[Joe]

You real deal freak, man.

[Ocho]

No, Joe, listen to me. Put some salt and pepper on the bed. Not that much. Just put some salt, pepper on the bed and watch. It intensifies your orgasm.

[Joe]

What? She gonna burn? What the hell you gonna burn?

[Ocho]

Because you. When you gonna. You gonna sneeze? But the thing is, is you want to sneeze right when you. Right when you. When you climax.

[Joe]

Oh, Lord, what this man talking about? Lord.

[Ocho]

Now, I'm. I'm telling you. Hey, Unc, y' all gotta listen to me. I'm telling you. I'm not telling you nothing I heard. I'm telling you what I know.

[Joe]

Hey, man, I wonder about you sometime, bro.

[Ocho]

I'm just. I'm. I'm.

[Joe]

I really do.

[Ocho]

Hey, it's a whole nother world.

[Joe]

What you. What you got oxtails? You got chicken in the bed. You got salt and pepper in the bed. You see? I mean, you. What you doing? Well, no, no, no, no. The.

[Commercial Announcer]

The.

[Tab Ramos]

The.

[Ocho]

The salt and pepper.

[Joe]

The.

[Ocho]

The salt and pepper. Once. Once it gets in the system.

[Angela Yee]

And.

[Ocho]

And you. I'm telling you, I. I can't explain it. You just got to experience it.

[Joe]

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[Ocho]

Yes, sir. Tell you, Joe, get you them toys now.

[Joe]

Oh, what you. What you took? Took you to pound town? That what I took. And between. Between getting toys from Ocho and give me a few of them real spars, boy. Hey, look, the toys must be for her. Cause you get these sparks. You only. Hey, I don't see nothing. Hey, listen, I always figured the toys was for the girl, but Ocho act like they for the dudes.

[Ocho]

Hey, Joe, you gotta. Hey, Joe, you gotta diversify your portfolio, boy.

[Joe]

No, no, no, no. Not that one. Not that one. I don't.

[Ocho]

I shouldn't.

[Angela Yee]

Me.

[Joe]

Not that one. I don't.

[Ocho]

Joe, listen to me, Joe, I'm telling you. Matter of fact, since y' all don't want to listen, I'mma send you visual.

[Joe]

No way. I want to see that. He called me with that, too. Joe.

[Ocho]

Hey, so you can get a better idea on what?

[Joe]

You know them visual references, they carry viruses. That's what I told him.

[Ocho]

Not man. Not man.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Ocho]

N. Why would you block.

[Joe]

You try to. You try to send a virus to my phone.

[Ocho]

I'm trying to help you better your. Better your life in that area. That's all.

[Joe]

Hey, Joe, I'm telling you, it ain't gonna be the same. But. But. But you have to stay with it. You know what I'm saying, Joe? Cause it ain't gonna be. Gonna be the same. I'm just telling you.

[Ocho]

Yeah, yeah.

[Joe]

I ain't gonna pass up no good time now.

[Ocho]

Hey, there you go, Joe. That's what I'm talking about.

[Tab Ramos]

There you go.

[Joe]

Ain't talking about all that, but you got. Ain't talking about what? All that you got going on with your life.

[Ocho]

Hey, Joe, y' all got. Y' all got expenses out there in. In Atlanta.

[Joe]

Got what?

[Ocho]

A Spencer?

[Joe]

What you know about Spencer? Novelty shop, Joe. Novelty.

[Ocho]

That's where you get. That's where you get the toys from, Joe.

[Joe]

It's called a novelty shop.

[Ocho]

Novelty is a book, huh?

[Joe]

That's a novel.

[Ocho]

Oh, so it changed when you put the Ty on the end.

[Joe]

So they got everything. Hey, they got everything I'm looking for in that novelty shop.

[Ocho]

Hey, Joe, I'm gonna go with you.

[Joe]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't think gonna look, right. Two dudes. Yeah, yeah. That ain't gonna look. Oh, no, no. Yeah, yeah. Yo, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go in there, but I'm gonna. I go in there by myself. Ojo.

[Ocho]

Matter of fact, you know what? You in Atlanta.

[Commercial Announcer]

You right.

[Ocho]

You go in there by yourself, right?

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Ocho]

Hey, Joe, you live in Atlanta. You're right.

[Joe]

Go ahead.

[Ocho]

And go by yourself.

[Joe]

I don't want nobody to see my stuff on. Pick it up.

[Ocho]

Hey, Joe, you right, boy.

[Joe]

That baby all over there today.

[Ocho]

Hey, Joe.

[Joe]

Hey, listen, Joe.

[Ocho]

Hey, just FaceTime me while you in there, Joe. So I tell you what to get.

[Joe]

I know what to get.

[Ocho]

Hey, that's a good one, Joe. Hey, that was a good one.

[Joe]

They gonna drag us. Oh, Joe. They gonna drag us.

[Ocho]

Hey, Joe.

[Joe]

He.

[Ocho]

Hey, Joe, you can't. Don't worry about the people, Jody. Hey, I've been getting. I've been getting dragged, Joseph. I can't.

[Joe]

I can't let him take us down through that like that. They used to have one over there on Pete, on. On Piedmont.

[Tab Ramos]

How?

[Joe]

You know, I go past, he's a bit. He grown. The man grown. He done been in there.

[Ocho]

Okay, I'm just. I'm just saying. Okay, my bad, man.

[Joe]

58 years old. Yeah.

[Tab Ramos]

All right.

[Joe]

Oh, yo, trying to act like he. So we get those out to you. All right, Bet. I appreciate that. Appreciate that.

[Ocho]

Yeah, I appreciate that.

[Joe]

You already got yours.

[Ocho]

My what?

[Joe]

The sparks.

[Ocho]

Oh, I thought you talking about my words.

[Joe]

No, no, no. You had the spark. Hey, them sparks have you winning some other awards too?

[Ocho]

Hey, who you telling six, man?

[Joe]

What is it, the ABT Awards or the atv? ATV Awards? It's the. The Adult Entertainment Award. They out here. They have them out here every year. The awards have award summer. Like best scene, the best this, best that. Yeah. Oh, wow.

[Ocho]

Hey, I'm. I'm trying to win that award.

[Joe]

I think it's out here.

[Commercial Announcer]

Hold on.

[Joe]

What you mean you trying to. You trying to get into. You trying to get in the porn?

[Ocho]

Well, hell, I did amateur porn in 97. 98, Joe.

[Joe]

Yes. What's amateur porn like?

[Ocho]

I mean, like, will you film it yourself?

[Joe]

Dry. Dry. Dry rubbing? Nothing really.

[Ocho]

No, no, no, no. Like amateur, Joe. Like, you know, like the NBA. You got G League.

[Joe]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ocho]

You know, you don't make as much, but you're still doing the same sport, that's all. Hey, Joe, I had. I. I couldn't. I had. I had to pay for tuition, Joe. I had to pay for books.

[Joe]

I ain't never heard of them, but I heard the other one several times. I don't know out here. I don't know back then, but it's a billion dollar industry.

[Ocho]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Always has been, Joe.

[Joe]

Yeah, they say. They say two in every three men is addicted. So that mean out of us three, two of us got a problem? Well, I know the other one is trying to figure out who the other one. Between Joe and I, we already know one. That's a no brainer.

[Ocho]

But I'm. I'm. I'm not addicted, you know, anything. Any. Anything with an addiction, you know, you got to go to rehab.

[Joe]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Ocho]

I don't need. I don't need no rehab.

[Joe]

Okay. Like I said, we know who one is. Yeah. Oh, he for sure.

[Tab Ramos]

Nah.

[Joe]

Top rank.

[Ocho]

Nah, I just. I just be. Listen, I'm just. I'm here to help, man. You know, I mean, I think. You know what. It's the. It's the. It's the right message, but it's coming from the wrong messenger. That's why y' all not taking. Taking kind to it.

[Joe]

Now you just seem very free spirited, you know what I mean? Is that. Is that. Am I right on that?

[Ocho]

Hold on, hold on. Time out, Joe. You calling me a hoe?

[Joe]

No, I ain't got you no hoe.

[Ocho]

It sound like you call me promiscuous.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yeah.

[Joe]

I say you seem free spirited.

[Ocho]

Well, free spirit.

[Joe]

They got anything. There has to be boundaries. There has to be a limit. There has to be a place that you say, you know what? This as far as we can go. This as far as I can go. And it doesn't seem like you have those type of restraints where you can say you. Where you say, yeah, I probably shouldn't do this. I know he willing to try everything once. He didn't say that already.

[Ocho]

Yeah, but I don't. I don't think there should be boundaries in that area in. In that aspect of things, especially when it comes to you and your partner.

[Tab Ramos]

Wow.

[Ocho]

So y', all. Y'. All. For some reason, y' all are limiting yourselves to some of the things that you could be experiencing. I'm just trying to open Pandora's box for you. So you, you, you, you, y'.

[Tab Ramos]

All.

[Ocho]

Y' all damn near rookies and y' all almost.

[Joe]

Pandora, I'm open. Is the music. That's it. Pandora. Play silently by Maxwell hey, that's a good one. That's it. That's it.

[Commercial Announcer]

Ocho, you.

[Ocho]

Matter of fact, you know what?

[Joe]

You need help, Ocho.

[Ocho]

Hey, I. I got a question too. Like, like, on a serious note. On a serious note. Hey, chat. Y' all stop the. The laughing emojis in the chat, please. Like, I want y' all to think about this.

[Joe]

Go ahead.

[Ocho]

I could be wrong, but Joe and Unc, if a deaf person goes to court, right? Is it still considered a hearing?

[Joe]

Yes, it is. You need help. O joke. I don't know. I don't know if I can provide the proper intervention. Intervention, we can. Hey, we. We ain't nothing we can do. Too far gone. The man said he like to be pigged and all that. We can't do nothing for him.

[Ocho]

Hey, Joe, just try the ice one time.

[Joe]

Joe, I put nice in my drinks. That's the only time I was going to there, man. That's the only thing ice going in this.

[Ocho]

Hey, listen, if y' all don't want to live, all right, don't worry about it then. I'm trying to help y', all and y' all don't. Y'. All. Y' all chastising me like it's something wrong with me when it's wrong with y'. All.

[Joe]

How about I write a book and tell the stories? About what? About who. So it all started. Oh, man, you go. You gonna take. You gonna take us back? Take it back. Take it back. Take it back. But see, the problem is they gonna want names. And I can't give up names because these women married. They got kids and grandkids now,

[Ocho]

I'm sure.

[Joe]

Now they don't. No. Hell no. Now they don't. Now they don't. And I hope that. And they better not tell. I'm with you. I'm with you on that. Yeah. You can't call no name, man, you know what? These folks got something you just take to your grave. That's it. There you go. Yeah.

[Ocho]

Ain't nobody down there to tell. Go ahead and tell it now.

[Joe]

They're at the crane. They'll have to have a crane. The Lord be down all the secrets I'm carrying with me. That cat's gonna be heavy. Yeah, and they buried my phones with me. I'd have told my sister, brother, hey, put the phones down there with me. Don't let nobody go through them phone. You bring them. You bring them with you. That's. Hey, that's what I want. Hey, what you. That would be one of those nice suits of mine. They gonna. They gonna try to uncover some of your dirt. That's okay. They won't get it out them phones. I bet you that. You see OKC went on. Put it on. I saw that. I guess Phoenix tried to make a game of it, but they was up by 26. Yeah, yeah. One more shaker. Do they fall hard, man? I'm just too good, man. Hey, but they. They big three played these. Dylan Brooks had a bounce back game. Dylan Brooks was unbelievable tonight. He like leaves. Cor. He had 30.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yeah.

[Joe]

Just need probably green to be a little more efficient. But for the most part, they. Big three showed up.

[Tab Ramos]

Yeah,

[Joe]

they can't compete with OKC. They too much, man. Way too much. 19 from Jalen Williams. You got 37 for Shay on 50 plus percent shooting. You got Chet gave you night, gave you 19. Yeah, everybody efficient. You can't beat them boys. They. God, they sit down. You got three guys with 20 plus points for Phoenix. You got Royce O' Neal gave you 16. And you still. And you still lost by 13. It really wasn't that close because at one point, it was 26.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yeah.

[Joe]

Yeah. I expect. I expect the Suns to get swept in this. I ain't gonna lie to you. I do, too. They fought. They fought hard to get that a spot, but damn, They had 22 turnovers in game one. They had 21 in game two. Who you gonna be turn the ball over 20 plus times, Joe, on the road? Nobody. Nobody. But that's what OKC do, though, Uncle. You notice what they do? They. They. They defense, fuel they offense. That's how they get out and get a lot of easy buckets. Transition threes. And next thing you know, you don't open up the flood game. You look up, you down 22.

[Ocho]

Hey, Joe.

[Joe]

What's happening?

[Ocho]

Hey, your kid. Your kids got. Take your kid to work day tomorrow, or is that only him?

[Joe]

That must be. That's me, Joe. That's here in Atlanta?

[Ocho]

Yeah, y' all got that down there, too?

[Angela Yee]

I don't.

[Joe]

I ain't never heard of it, man.

[Ocho]

Man, kids about. Dang. Yes. Take it.

[Tab Ramos]

Take it.

[Ocho]

Take your kids to work. Work day tomorrow. Like, ain't we not. We don't want to go to school. Cause ain't nobody gonna be there. Me.

[Joe]

You gonna be there.

[Ocho]

You get up out of this house in the morning.

[Joe]

Oh, them kids, man. You know what? They got so many damn breaks now. Fall break, summer break, winter break. Yeah, I mean, we ain't never had none of these breaks. Plan to have y' all chat.

[Ocho]

Anybody in Miami in the chat, man, they talk about.

[Joe]

Hey, Joe. They talk about. Definitely the second one. Cause you say two out of three men. Yeah, it's definitely Ocho, the one they talk about, man. Definitely the second one. Nah, it's Joe. It's the quiet one. Y' all know what it is. Chat.

[Ocho]

Yeah. Hey, yeah. The quiet ones. The ones you always got to got.

[Joe]

Yeah, it's always Chad. No Chad. No Chad. No Chad. Got a good eye for this kind of thing here. I do, too. They. They kind of like me I. I know, I know. I'm just more like he, like in the closet free, you know what I mean? But Ocho. Ocho out the closet. He outside. He all over the place. Free, man.

[Ocho]

Listen, I don't. I don't even care about no closet. I only went, man, ain't no closet.

[Commercial Announcer]

I'm just.

[Ocho]

I'm outside.

[Joe]

I already know that. See that. And that's why. That's why God dropped me right here on this podcast. He know. He know. He need me to watch over YouTube, man. Somebody got. Somebody got to watch out. So you know what I mean?

[Ocho]

Hey, Joe, I don't joke. I don't do nothing wrong where I need to be. I need to be watched. Joe, you know,

[Joe]

say we don't know. If they don't know who it is, it might be. Oh, they might be on Get By PI, so.

[Tab Ramos]

Nah. Yeah.

[Joe]

Ojo, you don't think so. You don't think so. But that ain't what God think, partner.

[Tab Ramos]

Huh?

[Joe]

That ain't what God think. I'm telling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ojo, you. You definitely. I don't. I don't know what. I don't know what's going on with you.

[Ocho]

Yeah, I'm just living. Huh? That's it.

[Joe]

I mean, I. I live a little bit too, you know, but I. I don't got to the point that I want to do. I'm glad I got it out the way so that way I don't have to take any unnecessary risk, you know, being in public and, you know, been did that. Yeah. You know. Yeah. You know, the only thing I wish I could have got in, I could. Wish I could have got an elevator in, but once I found out they had cameras on elevator, I said no. That's a no no for me.

[Ocho]

Right, right, right, right.

[Joe]

Yes, it is. It's absolutely too late. Boy, can you imagine that? Can you absolutely imagine that? Come on, Ocho. Yeah, it would be. It would be if they didn't have cameras.

[Ocho]

Ain't nothing wrong with. Hey, listen, ain't nothing wrong with a little camera. Now, as long as you. Long as you're doing what you're supposed

[Joe]

to do, you know. Hey, you see my shirt? You see? Old school. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's. Badly.

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[Joe]

Ocho Rose sparks is a game changer in the bedroom. It's a fast acting ed treatment that dissolves under the tongue, getting you hard in 15 minutes on average and lasting up to 36 hours. So that's when the mood is right. You'll be ready. Ro wants to help couples have great sex and sometimes that means using Ro Sparks. But other times, it means asking your partner the right questions, which is exactly what we'll be doing in this little game. Now it's time for our newest segment. Spark it or skip it.

[Ocho]

Oh, we got.

[Joe]

Oh, Okay, Ocho. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Here we go. This is how the game works, Ocho, is we talk about an item in the bedroom, and you and I both decide. If it's a yes, spark it. If it's a no, skip it.

[Ocho]

Okay. Okay. Now this.

[Tab Ramos]

This is.

[Ocho]

This is right up my alley right here. I like this. Spark it. Skip it.

[Joe]

Okay, okay, okay. You know what I mean? Oh, yo, you don't

[Ocho]

talk to me.

[Joe]

I don't pop one. Just in case. Just a case. Just in case. Hey, Sparky, wait.

[Ocho]

You don't. Wait. You pop one right now.

[Joe]

Don't worry about that. 15 minutes. 15 minutes. 15 minutes. All right, Ocho, first one, whipped cream. Spark it or skip it.

[Ocho]

Spark it. I told you about that now. I told you.

[Tab Ramos]

Huh?

[Ocho]

Stay with me.

[Joe]

Do we have to agree?

[Ocho]

Listen. Yes. The chat. Agree.

[Joe]

No.

[Tab Ramos]

What?

[Joe]

Skip it.

[Ocho]

Why would you. What are you talking about?

[Joe]

Nope. Time out.

[Angela Yee]

Time out.

[Ocho]

Time out. Time out.

[Joe]

You gonna make a mess, Ocho. What the hell I'm gonna do, lay down plastic in my bed for.

[Ocho]

When did I take uncle. You don't listen, man. You don't. You're not a Hall of Famer. You didn't become a Hall of Famer by not listening. What did I tell you to do with the whipped cream? You put it where. Tell the chat.

[Joe]

First of all, I don't really get down with whipped cream like that. Cause I don't really put it on anything. And I'm definitely not gonna put it on. No. Hoo.

[Angela Yee]

Ha.

[Ocho]

You. You got. We got it. Listen, there's a reason. You know, I ain't gonna go there. Okay. Okay.

[Joe]

It's too messy. Yeah, that's too messy.

[Ocho]

You don't mess up. You have to do it light. You don't just spray it all over the place. You gotta. You know, I have ocd, so I use the whipped cream the right way. You turn on the stomach, there's a reason there's a split there. Cause you supposed.

[Joe]

Ah, no.

[Ocho]

You hear me?

[Joe]

I'm just.

[Ocho]

Listen, I'm trying to keep it clean as I can and professional. There's a reason there's a split there.

[Angela Yee]

Huh?

[Ocho]

When you. We listen.

[Joe]

Well, it needed.

[Ocho]

Hey, let me finish. When you get steak, right?

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Ocho]

Want it filleted? Don't. When they cut, they cut. They cut the flay down the middle, don't they?

[Joe]

Yeah. They ask you to cut into it, see if it's prepared to tip.

[Ocho]

Why you. Why you think it's already cut? There's a reason. When you flip over, there's a reason. There's a. There's a cut there.

[Tab Ramos]

Okay?

[Joe]

No, it skip. Man, y' all nasty. All right, Ocho, the next one. Ice.

[Ocho]

Yes.

[Joe]

It ain't no yes. It's spark it or skip it.

[Ocho]

What you mean, spark it?

[Joe]

Okay, spark. Yes, I told you.

[Ocho]

Yeah, spark it. Now, listen, this is what you do with your ice now. Now, depending especially. This is something you could do. Now, I'm trying to help you out now. I'm trying to help you evolve. Now, if you got somebody new, it could be Michelle, it could be whoever else you're seeing right now. Listen, don't stay with me now, really quick, I'm telling you what to do with your eyes. Blindfold her, you hear me? Blindfolder. Get you some crushed ice. Not the regular, not the big cube, because that's gonna mess everything up. Now, boom. You take missionary, uncle, right? You hear me? Take the cup of ice, missionary. Put toes in your mouth at the same time.

[Joe]

There you go.

[Ocho]

Hear me?

[Joe]

Skip it. You don't ruin the mood. I was in the mood.

[Ocho]

I'm trying to get you.

[Joe]

Nah, see, I like. See, you take the ice, Ocho, and you don't say no show. You take the ice, right? She. She on her back, right? You know, you run down the neck, and then you go with this one. Okay, Let me do. Let me live. Damn. That's that 1940. This man done ruined my fantasy. This is my fantasy. And now he done jumped in my dream and ruined it.

[Ocho]

But you talk about a dream that happened in the 1800s.

[Joe]

You know what I'm do? I'm going to cut the lights on. No, I'm sorry, baby. I gotta go. Cause I was having a dream about what I wanted to do, and my partner ruined it.

[Ocho]

Do you understand what you talk about? What you just described? They was doing it. The Roman Empire.

[Joe]

Good.

[Ocho]

Hey, that's what they did to Helen Detroit back then.

[Joe]

No, they burned that estate. But anyway, she probably needed some ice, you know what I'm saying, Ocho? But then o album start out, then you turn over, come down, you know, you go down my back. You know what I'm saying?

[Ocho]

Oh, this ain't kindergarten. That's old, man.

[Joe]

Man, look here. I ain't trying to see. You try to do too much, Ocho. See, I ain't trying to do all that.

[Ocho]

Then you talk about taking ice and coloring in between the lines. Like, come on, man.

[Joe]

No, no, Ocho, really, I'm on this. I don't really need none of that. That wasn't that far. Waste of time. You cut into my 36 hour window.

[Ocho]

Right, but you got to understand, I. Even though you had the rose sparks before, you take the rose sparks, that's. That's the main course.

[Joe]

Oh, you take the roast far as way before because you need feet. Because once you put up under your tongue, it's gonna take it about 10, 15 minutes for it to dissolve right now, because now it glows into the bloodstream. Goes straight into the bloodstream. Okay, now 15 minutes. You know, eight, I'm gonna say, you know, eight. You know what I'm saying? I turned to the side. I done pop that thing and turn it to the side. I'm good. So, you know, I'm talking.

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[Joe]

So where you from? You know. Okay.

[Tab Ramos]

Yeah.

[Joe]

What you do? How long. How long you been here? Oh, okay. I'm surprised I've never seen you before. Right?

[Ocho]

You want to drink? You gotta ask if she want to drink.

[Joe]

You got some? Well, I got some water.

[Ocho]

I mean. I mean, most of the time, you know, when you.

[Joe]

Oh, I got some of that. I got some of that old Shea by La Portier.

[Ocho]

There you go. There you go.

[Joe]

I do got some wine in there somewhere. Hold on, let me see. Let me see if I got some wine. Don't you hold on.

[Ocho]

Yeah, you got. You got. You got to offer any. Any kind of drink, you know, to sim them down and make them feel comfortable. Now, I don't drink. I'm just. I'm. I ain't tell you. I am. I just saw it in the movie. Chad, Can y' all hear me chat? Anyway, back to back. Back to the back to the rose sparks. I have mine. Make sure y'.

[Angela Yee]

All.

[Ocho]

Y' all need to go get yours. You have to fill out everything. It's kind of like almost prescription based, based on you and what you like. It's pretty cool. It worked for me. I tried it. My introduction to it. I started off right before starting and I screamed, this is Sparta. That's something you guys need to try. I am into role play a lot. The rose sparks work, work. Very work wonders. It works wonders. FYI, Ash, if you can hear me,

[Joe]

I'm getting married now, you know. Hey, you know, I'll only braid this out. The good stuff.

[Ocho]

We went to the cellar.

[Joe]

Yeah, you know, that's the good stuff now. Okay. Now, come on with it.

[Ocho]

What is that? What is that? What is that?

[Joe]

That's Cayman's. Hey, Chad, y' all know about this, right?

[Ocho]

Who is Caymus?

[Joe]

Now, I ain't got that. I ain't. I ain't gonna pull that big Magnum out. Cause we know I got this.

[Ocho]

I. I don't know number. I don't know nothing about none of that stuff.

[Joe]

I know what they know. But, you know, everybody. Everybody don't be wanting that. That red. So I got a. A nice Riesley.

[Ocho]

Who? You ain't got no. You ain't got no. You ain't got no apple cider, though. You got some apple cider? You ain't got no apple cider?

[Joe]

Nope. So, you know, I always think.

[Ocho]

You think I'm behind the eight ball or I'm getting left out. The fact that I've never had alcohol. I mean, I'm just saying. Listen, I know at the live show, I let it touch my tongue. You know, we was out there in Vegas. Yeah. I ain't drink it. I just took it back. It touched the tip of my tongue. It burned, and I went. I, you know, went back down with it.

[Joe]

This is good. This is good. This is a good year, too. This is 72 cabernet. This came a 20. 21 cabernet sauvignon.

[Ocho]

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[Joe]

So we both say spark with the. With the ice.

[Ocho]

Oh, yeah.

[Joe]

Lights. Lights. Spark a skip.

[Ocho]

Lights.

[Joe]

Yeah. You like the lights on or.

[Ocho]

Well, it's. I like. I like them off. I like them off because. What you think,

[Joe]

Hey, someone brought me out my shell.

[Ocho]

Right.

[Joe]

For the longest time, you know? Okay, man, hold on. I'm trying to think. Let's see. 20.

[Tab Ramos]

Hold on.

[Joe]

You just said I was too ocho before. Huh?

[Ocho]

It's about her.

[Joe]

Oh, they can see me.

[Ocho]

Oh, I thought you. Oh, I thought you talked about somebody. Okay, my bad. My bad.

[Joe]

Nah, nah.

[Ocho]

I thought you saw who we were talking about last week. I thought y'.

[Joe]

All.

[Tab Ramos]

Y'.

[Ocho]

All. She. She called you.

[Joe]

Oh,

[Ocho]

you said somebody bought you out your shell. Now, that's.

[Joe]

No. When I say brought me out my shell, that. You know, it used to be lights off, shades down.

[Ocho]

Okay.

[Joe]

And then she's like, you know.

[Ocho]

Yeah.

[Joe]

So I like the lights on.

[Ocho]

Okay. Okay. You want to see everything? If you want to see everything going on. Yeah, Yeah, I like it. Yeah. It don't matter. It don't matter with me, you know, because I'm.

[Joe]

I'm big. I. I get. I get. I'm visual. I like to see. I like to admire.

[Ocho]

Right, right, right, right.

[Joe]

Damn right.

[Ocho]

Yeah. You wanna. You wanna keep that visual the whole time.

[Joe]

Yeah, yeah, I understand.

[Ocho]

I understand, I understand.

[Joe]

You know, I'm like, damn, I'm feeling pretty good. I'm feeling pretty good.

[Ocho]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like where you're going. I like. I like.

[Joe]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, I ain't. Man, I ain't say it's gotta be like Broadway lit up like that, but I'm saying, you know, a little light so I can, you know, dimly. I mean, just so I could see the silhouette. You a silhouette type of guy?

[Ocho]

Yeah.

[Joe]

Oh, absolutely.

[Ocho]

Hey, speaking. You know what? This ain't the place of the time, but I'm with you when you're right. Yeah. Get me? This ain't the place of the time, but I'm with you when you're right.

[Joe]

Yeah, man, ain't nothing like that.

[Ocho]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna keep it cute.

[Joe]

Okay? Yeah. Little something something, you know? Oh, you just. Ooh, you. You a spark on everything.

[Ocho]

Hey, that. That's. That's the whole point.

[Joe]

Bunk bear spark.

[Ocho]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Joe]

Say a bunk bed spark.

[Ocho]

Listen, you. You know why you want bunk beds? Because the first one, the bed at the bottom, you know, she have. You know, she do hit a little on a Palmer. You know the. On the Palmer is the drink. No, when she squirt, it's called honor palmer.

[Joe]

Oh, Lord have mercy.

[Ocho]

It's a mixture of fluids and. And you don't think. You know that?

[Joe]

No, we. We definitely skipping that.

[Ocho]

Okay. Oh, no, you. No, unc. You gotta put your face in it.

[Commercial Announcer]

Do what?

[Ocho]

You put your face in it.

[Joe]

Nah, bro, I'm out.

[Angela Yee]

God.

[Joe]

Wait.

[Ocho]

You gotta live, man.

[Joe]

Nah, bro. Mm.

[Tab Ramos]

Mm.

[Joe]

I'm out. Hey, you just ruined it. You ruined a good night. Let me take my wine and put it back on. Hey, Chad, I'm finna take my wine wide to put it back up.

[Ocho]

It's okay. It's okay. It depend. It depends on. Well, listen, Ms. Nasty, have you watched Ms. Nancy B videos?

[Joe]

No, I have not.

[Ocho]

Listen, this would do whenever y'. All. You know how you remember you as a little kid? You go to the water fountain. Remember how you press the water fountain and you in the water shoot. That's how you do the same thing. You catch the owner, Palmer, like that?

[Joe]

Nah. No.

[Commercial Announcer]

Okay.

[Joe]

Nope. I'm just.

[Ocho]

Listen, I'm trying to help you evolve. That's it. I'm just giving you ideas that you could try.

[Joe]

I don't want Them ideas. I'm taking no ideas. Chat. Don't take any. Don't take any suggestions.

[Ocho]

Well, everybody in the chat, they do the same thing I do. I mean, you the only one left behind.

[Joe]

No. Well, that's okay. I didn't get. I got left on purpose. You ain't gonna make a seat. I was late. I saw the bus. I just chose not to get on it. Women. Women do. Women will do to. To. And that's for. For guys. Women will go all out. Man

[Ocho]

said they don't do nothing. For men. This is. This is for the. This is for them. This is for their. Their upkeep so they can feel better about themselves.

[Joe]

Ocho, I saw a lady working in the airport not walking through it with a bbl. Well, well, how you know that? You see what you did? You see what you did? I said the same thing. I was like, well, what if.

[Ocho]

What if. What if it was natural? Because, you know, our women, our women are born.

[Joe]

You know, you a bbl. You can't. You can't have a turkey drumstick on a toothpick and talk about it's real.

[Ocho]

Oh, okay, okay. It ain't matching. It wasn't matching. Yeah, okay, okay, I understand. I understand. But you have to understand what it does. Now, you know, men, we are visual creatures. We are visual creatures. So women have a great understanding that the better. If you enhance your appearance, it increases it.

[Joe]

As a matter of fact, Jordan was laughing. I said, Jordan, why she. Right, Joy. Hey, Jordan, how about, you know, a lot of men be passing through the airport. She's trying to get one.

[Ocho]

Yeah, that's exactly what I was getting ready to say.

[Joe]

Jordan was with me.

[Ocho]

Yeah.

[Joe]

I said Jordan. I said Jordan, why she do that? Jordan, this dummy, you know. You know, men be coming through the airport.

[Ocho]

They buy, hey, yeah, yeah.

[Joe]

Get a number and come back. I say, man, stop it.

[Ocho]

I think that's why a lot of women do it. Obviously, obviously for themselves. But the appearance, when you want to enhance your appearance, it increases the volume of men trying to get at you. A different type of. A different type of man.

[Joe]

But hold on to Ocho.

[Ocho]

Yeah.

[Joe]

Now, you do realize every three years they change the body style on a car.

[Ocho]

Yes, sir.

[Joe]

So do you know the bbl? Now, if the tie bottom is about trained, it's about time to change the body style of the woman. Right? Okay, now. Okay.

[Ocho]

Do you think you.

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[Joe]

I remember.

[Ocho]

You think curves will ever go away? Curves would never go out of style. Depending on where you from, there'd be

[Joe]

a time that curve wasn't in style. Everybody wanted flat booty except the sisters. They couldn't do nothing about it.

[Ocho]

Oh, okay.

[Joe]

They wanted big. They had big chest.

[Ocho]

Yeah.

[Joe]

Ironing boards the sisters always had. The sisters had little chests, big butts. They always. They always had them donkeys.

[Ocho]

Right. I don't think that'll ever go anywhere, though. I don't think they have any. It never go anywhere, do you? I don't think the evil, the evolution of the ass will never die.

[Joe]

I see. But I see more women. I see more women with glue doing glute videos, doing sumo squads, belt squats, Bulgarian split lunges and all that. Yeah. Trying to accentuate it.

[Ocho]

Okay. You're right. I mean, teach his own. Yeah.

[Joe]

But sure. But hey, I don't knock nobody that. Hey, that's you. I just ain't gonna pay for it now. I'm just telling you now, I got limits on that.

[Ocho]

Wait, you got limits? You pay all the bills. You buy Chanel bags.

[Joe]

What did I tell you?

[Ocho]

You don't want to get no, no, no bbl.

[Joe]

What? My what? I told you my grandfather say be careful fattening frogs for another snake to eat. Now you putting all them bbls and you putting them fillers in and you putting them boobs in, and another snake gonna come right along, and that frog that you fattened up, another snake gonna eat it.

[Ocho]

That's a good one right there.

[Joe]

Now, you said you a. Give me the stuff back that you gave her because you not gonna let her have it out on a date with another dude. Now, just imagine the more. No more nice, tender, plump lips kissing on him and doing other things. I don't. I can't even talk about it on digital. Them lip.

[Ocho]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's. That. That's.

[Joe]

That hurt. That's.

[Ocho]

That hurt there. But just. Just, Just. Just the thought of it, but I need all mine back. I'm just saying if. Yeah. If any at any point. I'm not. I'm just obviously speaking hypothetical. If I paid for, you know, your breast to get done, if I paid for your lifts or if I paid for, you know, your body, just whatever it might be and. And we don't work out. I need. I need them C cups, man.

[Joe]

You ain't getting them back, man.

[Ocho]

Unc, I need them C cups back. I need that ass back. Give me. I need all that. Run me that. Run me that back. And you had the new dude send you to Dr. Young Miami, Dr. Jung. Jung Miami down in Houston in Dr. Miami. Let them no I need my ass and my titties back. And my lip filler. Give me them. Give me them lip fillers, too. Matter of fact, you know what? Take them lashes off, too, because I put them lashes on. Give me them lashes and give me that goddamn wig. I can let my neck. Chicken. Use that wig.

[Joe]

I know you can. Think about it. They know. Nice, full, plump lips. The most succulent lips.

[Ocho]

Yeah.

[Joe]

That you used to bite on.

[Ocho]

Yeah.

[Joe]

And somebody else getting that Gluck. Gluck 3000 special. Yo, Bab, man, you roll it over.

[Ocho]

Yeah, yeah. Listen, listen. The game. The game is the game. The game is a game.

[Joe]

She know somebody. She know somebody else is glizzy.

[Ocho]

Yeah.

[Joe]

You know, that used to be for you. Oo. Now she on somebody else's glizzy.

[Ocho]

Hey, I. I used to have a saying. I used to have a saying. You know, I've been. I've been saying it on Twitter for a very long time. I've been telling young fellas and preaching for a very long time. She's not yours. It's just your turn.

[Joe]

That's.

[Ocho]

Listen, she's not yours. It's just your turn now. If you. If. If you want to change things, you. You can. You can. You can. You can take it to the depths into the courthouse and make it official. And sometimes, statistically, when you look at that, it's still in case, not yours. And, you know, but, I mean, it's. It's just life. It's just the way it is, huh? It's the way it is, man. You know, you. You. You go in with. With. With. With. With dreams and aspirations of wanting to be with an individual for the rest of your life. Sometimes it just didn't work that way.

[Joe]

They don't.

[Ocho]

It's just the way the cookies.

[Joe]

That's all I'm saying. Like I said, I ain't got no problem. Yeah. I'm gonna take care of the bills.

[Tab Ramos]

I.

[Joe]

Because once I leave, he can take that over. But you ain't gonna take no lips and all them. Them fillers and them. That, that, that, that. That boot. Oh, no. Oh, I could never let you walk out with that.

[Ocho]

But you. Yeah, you taking back. You take. I'm just curious. Would you. You taking back jewelry and purses, too?

[Joe]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. See, when I say I take it back, I had it, right? But I didn't give it because they ticked me off before they got it.

[Ocho]

Got it. Okay.

[Joe]

Yeah. So I still got them, right? Somebody else gonna Be lucky to get that. I got that rail bag in a, in a, in, in, in black. Yeah, that big gold. When she got. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got that, I got the, I got a, a LV that don't like a limited edition lv. I got, oh, I got a bunch of stuff.

[Ocho]

Hey, so you like Drake? You got, you got a bunch of stuff. Just waiting on the right one to come along to be able to bless them. Yep, that's dope. That's live. That's live.

[Joe]

Or my sister gonna be walking around. Oh, my sister gonna be walking around with a twenty thousand dollar bag. Oh, but she got a bunch of them.

[Ocho]

Yeah, yeah, for sure. That's live. That's live. I'm just thinking about it man. Just like oh hell no honey, you, you finna leave me. Let me get that ass and them titties back. I'm just this in, in general like if you would, if you get somebody. How you, how you gonna, how you gonna. I've, I've invested my money to help you with your appearance and then now you. Oh, we don't work out. Now you going to the next man and he get to play with what I paid for.

[Joe]

Well, I'm gonna show, I gotta break, I gotta break. I'm gonna break him down. Tomorrow, tomorrow we gonna do a segment. I'm, I'm gonna show you the stuff that I got, that I got.

[Ocho]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Joe]

I got a couple of bags. I got a couple of bags upstairs. Yeah, you know. Yeah, for sure.

[Ocho]

That's live.

[Joe]

As a matter of fact, one of them might have Christmas rapid. Hey, what up? I got Christmas rabbits on it. I might have to take another Christmas rabbit.

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[Joe]

I couldn't wait to work out because I've always been the guy. I love to work out. So I was a guy that once I was done with football. Now there's some people don't look, they look at it like I play a sport. I work out because I have to play a sport. Once I'm done with sports, I ain't working out no more.

[Ocho]

Damn.

[Joe]

That, that was the opposite of me, right? I'm like, man, y', all, I like to work out. That's why people that they really like that really like to work out. They don't give them them half a million, $750 million bonuses. Ooh. To do offseasoning. They get them the guys that don't really care about it because we got to, we got to encourage them to work out.

[Ocho]

You got to incentivize me.

[Joe]

They want to give me $50 a day. No, I'm good. I don't work my last 50 a day job, bro. I don't work. I don't I don't work that. I work my last 50 day job when I left Georgia. Ain't no more $50 day job. Hey, hey, hey. You say you love to work out, but, hey, me too. I was the same way. Un. I like to look good in the summer, too.

[Ocho]

Hey, okay, Joe.

[Joe]

Hey, I hit the beach, Ocho, you know, come off. I got that eight pack jumper, you hear me?

[Ocho]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Joe]

I like to stay in shape now. Yeah, I was one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How are you? I mean, we got them guys, they shine with a T shirt on. You know what I'm saying? I said, come on, man, we in college. Hey, guys like, bro, you ain't getting clean. How you getting clean? This joker scrubbing his ass. He got a T shirt on.

[Ocho]

Yeah, he tripping.

[Joe]

How you get. He watching. Bro, how you getting clean with a T shirt on? Oh, man, you know, lady come out to you like, like, damn, you know, you want your lady like, okay, right. You know what I'm talking about. You don't want your lady. Get up there in the broad daylight and pull down. I don't want to look at that. Come on now.

[Ocho]

I can't. Hey, hey, Joe. Uncle, I can't. I can't help but work out too, bro. I, I, I don't know, I don't know what it is.

[Joe]

If you don't work out, you'll be 150.

[Ocho]

Say it again.

[Joe]

You gonna be 150.

[Ocho]

Exactly. Hey, Joe. Yeah, Joe. I don't understand. When I don't lift no weight, Joe, I get small like I get skinny. I wish, I wish. I don't know at what point, you know, I would hit the age where when I don't work out, I actually gain weight. You know what I mean? I look at all, I look at all my other homies that play, you know, don't nobody lift. Everybody a little. A little healthy now, you know, they

[Joe]

got, yeah, they look like they play tight in the offensive line. Yeah, yes, yes. Look like linebackers. Linebacker look like D line.

[Ocho]

I, I can't, I can't. I don't know what age it's gonna hit me on, but I'm waiting for body types.

[Joe]

Ocho, you probably just got that body type. A high metabolism. He don't, he don't got that body type that's gonna fall. Yeah, you don't like, boy, I'm telling you, Ojo, if I don't do nothing for a week or two, well, I ain't got no problem gaining no weight now, man. That's Why? I had to stay. I had to stay on myself, man. I can't be playing. Yeah, see, do you know how much weight you could put on a 6, 9 frame?

[Ocho]

Ocho Joe, you eat a lot, huh?

[Joe]

Nah, hell no. Damn, man. Joe be fasting. Joe be, you know, Joe in that yoga, that heated yogurt. So Joe probably eat like two meals a day.

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[Ocho]

Okay.

[Joe]

Yeah, not even uncle. I eat one nice big one, like full of good proteins, greens, little carbs. Yeah, I mean, I eat four, five. I eat four, five times a day.

[Ocho]

Hey, your meals be small though, aren't you?

[Joe]

Yeah, I eat about each meal, probably about 500 to 750 calories.

[Ocho]

See, I don't, I don't. I don't know how to do all that.

[Joe]

I was trying to keep that. He's trying to keep that. He's trying to keep that girth on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I already know. I still. I don't like the Caribbean. I like to caramel too, you know. Yeah. Oh, no.

[Ocho]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Joe]

Hey.

[Ocho]

Oh, hey, I'm about 200 right now, Joe, but.

[Joe]

No, you ain't.

[Ocho]

No, I'm 200. You saw how big I was when I took the shirt off the other day. Hey, Joe, I got a little. Joe, I got a little size in there, they say.

[Joe]

But you look like. You look like one of them little walls though, because the little legs you got them little. Not little looking like Johnny Bravo.

[Ocho]

Nah.

[Joe]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, Joe, you remember Brown Hornet on Fat Album?

[Ocho]

Hey, hey, you gotta. Hey, Drama gazelle. Joe, you know, when you watch the Kentucky Derby, you ain't see now horse

[Joe]

with big legs, okay? No, no, no, no. You don't see a horse with big ankles. Oh, yeah, got big ankles. Belgium's have big ankles. Yeah, Shires have big ankles. Those are killing horses. Yes, sir, race horses. That's why they fracture so easily. Because you're asking about a thousand twelve, thirteen hundred pound animal to run on ankles the size of a human and run 35, 40, 45 miles an hour.

[Ocho]

Hour.

[Joe]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's.

[Ocho]

That's you.

[Joe]

You not no Belgian.

[Ocho]

I'm a greyhound. Yes, I'm a greyhound. Hey, Joe. Joe.

[Joe]

Hey, I gotta stay right on, Joe, you know, I mean, you know, I still do squats. Even my knee.

[Ocho]

Yeah, I never did a squat.

[Joe]

Boy, I can tell. Oh, you don't do no squats, man, how you keep your, your leg press or nothing? Nah, no, I can't pick nothing up. He can't pick it. He can't pick Cambodia up. Cambodia probably Pick him up, Joe.

[Ocho]

I didn't do no squats, Joe. I mean, there are other. There are other exercises you could do to implement to get to work the same areas, but putting that goddamn rack on my back.

[Joe]

Oh, they got machines, Ocho.

[Tab Ramos]

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[Joe]

They got machines. They go around your waist.

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[Joe]

Yeah, they got. They got. They got the. The belt squat. They got pendulum squat.

[Ocho]

I'm talking about when I was playing.

[Joe]

I ain't do no squats either when I played.

[Ocho]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Joe]

What about now?

[Ocho]

Well, I'm not playing with it now.

[Joe]

I do them now. Yeah.

[Ocho]

All my work is. He'll work, Joe. And healing band work, yo.

[Joe]

Yeah. I mess with that heel, they heal. Keep your legs strong, too. They. They heal, man.

[Ocho]

Hey, Joe. I can fly right now, bro.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Ocho]

You hear me? May I tell you. No, I ain't gonna play. We had a scrimmage the other day. We had 11. V. 11 scrimmage on the field. And talking about soccer, obviously, I played the nine. I played the striker. So the striker would. I'm trying to think in basketball terms. It really wouldn't be the point because I don't get the ball much, but

[Joe]

it's all about you on the wing. No, no, not the wing.

[Ocho]

Not the wing. In the center. In the center, huh? In the center. I'm in the center. Like, in the center. That's the nine position. So it's like almost like a center in basketball, damn near. So the wings, at times, they facilitate to me at times, but it's all about me being able to find and create space. And the point guard would be the center mid, you know, so. But either way, I just played 90 minutes, Joe. Running up and down. I had maybe one or two, three through balls, Joe. I was out there flying, Joe. Oh, my goodness. I was out there flying. Boy, I ain't. I was like, you know what? The B58, boy, I still got it.

[Joe]

I mean, I don't know how. So how you gonna get. When you get married? How you gonna carry through the threshold?

[Ocho]

Carry who?

[Joe]

Camp Cambodia oh, man.

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[Joe]

Oh, man. Come on.

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[Ocho]

Hey, Joe, you. You seen me do 225 with ease like this. Like nothing.

[Joe]

But you gotta realize. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You got dead weight like this.

[Ocho]

Oh, that's easy. I don't mean to be rude. I know. Listen. I don't mean to be rude, Joe. Right.

[Joe]

I'm listening, Joe.

[Ocho]

What UNC don't understand is, in the past, I only dated BBWs. So if you were. If you won 200 or better.

[Tab Ramos]

I ain't.

[Ocho]

I ain't really playing with you, you know, because that's. That's what I was attracted to. BBW's pretty face, pretty feet. I mean, man, that's. Joe, that's what I met. And you know, one of my go to was that. Joe, remember, Remember. Remember how Ving Rhames had Tyrese in the kitchen?

[Joe]

Hey, Joe, we like this. Hey, Joe, what we talking about, Joe? Not the baby boy that would me.

[Ocho]

Hey, Joe.

[Joe]

Some.

[Ocho]

Some of 220, 230.

[Joe]

Oh, I think you look skinny, if you notice. A lot of times, big women like skinny men. Yeah, big men like skinny women.

[Ocho]

Hey, yeah, but who you telling?

[Joe]

Yeah, I know how I go, man. I know how I go. Yeah, but. But what I. But see, Ocho, what I said that people are back, bro. If you. If you look. If you look at women, look at discus throwers.

[Ocho]

Yes.

[Joe]

Look at shot putters, look at volleyball players. What you think? How much you think those women be weighing? They don't wait. The average woman weigh about is 54 away about 170. That is the average woman, right? So you start getting a woman that's 5 8, 5 9, 5 11, 6 foot. How much do you think she weigh? She ain't doing something for Vogue or Victoria's Secret. How much you think she weigh?

[Ocho]

Right, Right.

[Joe]

Man, y' all better get out of here. Y' all better wake up to the real world, because I promise you, the lady that y' all probably with, she don't weigh no 1 30. What she weigh? Probably one. The average. The average woman. When you project all women, right, average height for a woman is 5 4. The average weight is about 170.

[Ocho]

What?

[Joe]

Yes, I like.

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[Ocho]

Hey, hey, listen, one second.

[Joe]

See if I'm lying. Google it.

[Ocho]

You know, the funny thing is too long. Hey, hey, Joe. 54 and 170. And if. If it's proportionate, too, and everything.

[Joe]

Boy, you got hell on your hands, huh? You got hell on your hands. Boy, who you telling you got hell on your hand? I told you what to put better. What to pull that pistol on your boy. Yeah, Smooth like this. Stop playing. Not a dimple, not a pimple, not a wrinkle, not a crease, not a divot, nothing.

[Ocho]

Oh, man. Oh, them

[Joe]

bounce quarters off a booty. Hey, what Google say? What Google say, y'? All. I know y' all Googled it. Cause y' all thought I was lying. What did Google say the average height, average weight for the American woman is? I wait. I'm gonna Be quiet. Y' all tell me.

[Ocho]

Yeah, five. What they say I'm.

[Joe]

Google it. Right? Google it right quick. Oh, Joe. Google it. Joe, put it down. Average.

[Ocho]

Average height weight for American woman.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Ocho]

Damn, that came up fast.

[Joe]

What's that? What'd you get?

[Ocho]

Average height, 5:3 to 5:4. Average weight, 168 to 171. 171 pounds.

[Joe]

Not. Okay, now what?

[Ocho]

Yeah, he was right.

[Joe]

Now, boy. Yeah, you get you one that's athletic.

[Ocho]

Oh, talk to me.

[Joe]

She weigh 1501-501601-70180. Lord have mercy.

[Ocho]

Boy, you gotta check. Don't forget to check the ankles now. Check the ankles.

[Joe]

Okay. Hey, when I'm checking ankles, they are level. I can look at. Look to the left, look to the right and see a bocho. I'm just saying. Is that what you talking about? Check the ankle. That must be what you're talking about. That got to be it. I didn't look left or right. Yep, look good to me. Ocho told me to check the ankles. I did just what my partner told me to do.

[Ocho]

Oh,

[Joe]

But. But that's the thing. I don't know why these people have these ideas in their head. They see these women and they think, no, no, it's not like that. These women today, they built. They not built like these. They not built like these women. Like. You hear me? You hear me?

[Ocho]

Yeah. It's different. It's different now.

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[Joe]

Hey, I know exactly what you're talking about. And the teacher, these teachers, man, we had teachers, man. Our teacher was 70 years old when I was in third grade. Now they got teachers. 20, 24, 25. Hey, I have no teacher. I think I had one teacher. I think I had one teacher, maybe two that was under the age of 30 when I was a kid. Yeah, all the rest of them were faulty, had horn rims, had come to school, came to class with a apron on. Like, what? You see some of these teachers now, boy?

[Ocho]

Hey, hey, hey, Joe. I wouldn't have missed one class, Joe. I wouldn't have missed one class with some of the teachers I've seen today, you know, on Instagrams.

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[Ocho]

Wait, you. And, you know, there's always the discourse and there's always dialogue based about what

[Joe]

they're wearing because they.

[Ocho]

Because they curvy now.

[Joe]

Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

[Ocho]

You talk about skipping school.

[Joe]

Skip what?

[Ocho]

Skip who? And, hey, Chad present every day. Joe, not in the back. What we talking about?

[Joe]

Hell, I think I missed out. I went to class Anyway, that was me. They got free meals so I wasn't missing class because hey, you better miss class and stay home. You gonna starve that. You might starve that day. I ain't missing them turkey. Turkey sandwiches and all that food. But man, it's a different. It's a different time of the different era now, man. But boy, them athletic women. I need to. Hey, I gotta reset. I gotta reset my algorithm on IG popping up the damn workout women. Damn.

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[Ocho]

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[Joe]

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[Ocho]

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[Joe]

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[Commercial Announcer]

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[Joe]

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[Commercial Announcer]

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[Ocho]

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[Joe]

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[Ocho]

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[Joe]

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