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Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Vikings quarterback KYLER Murray and J.J. mcCarthy both. Both spoke. Excuse me. On their relationship with one another so far. Let's take a look.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Oh,
Kyler Murray
it's been great. It's been great. Obviously, I know he's a younger guy, so any. Any way I can help him. Obviously. I feel like, you know, I've played seven years now, going on eight, so I'm considered a veteran even though I don't see myself as that. Give him any knowledge that he needs. Again, you know, we're both competitors, and I know, you know, we both won what's best for the team.
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Kyler Murray
Of course. Yeah, he's. No, he's overly acceptive, you know, and he's. He's always communicating, asking questions, stuff like that. So it's been good.
J.J. McCarthy
Jj, what's your relationship been like with Kyler so far? You know, it's just like two guys in a classroom. You know, he sits on one side, I sit on the other side, and it's the coach's responsibility to teach us and coach us.
Saquon Barkley
So is there any awkwardness, like, between you two?
J.J. McCarthy
Awkwardness? You know, it's just like the same feeling, you know, when you're in High school, and there's another person on the other side of the room. That's just kind of how it is. So I wouldn't say there's any awkwardness.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, he's not. He's not savvy just yet.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
Tell. He's young. You can tell he's hasn't been. Been prepped in the right way to answer questions when it comes to players inside that locker room, especially one that you're competing against. And you can tell that obviously Kyler Murray, who's been there for a while, he's played in the NFL. He knows how to be media savvy. He knows how to answer questions the right way. When it comes to talking about a player that's in the same locker room with you, let alone the same position as you, he knows how to answer it and dodge those questions in the. In the right manner. Hey, J.J. mcCarthy, he just. He hasn't been groomed. He hasn't been prepped. He just doesn't know what to say. And you can tell.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hell, hey, hey, J.J. know that. That college there take his damn job. That's what he know.
Joe Johnson
But that too. Well, obviously his job is already taken.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
It's his fault. Had you played better calamari, the Kyle Murray services would not have been needed. Who called the plumber just to come over to the house? You only call a plumber. What if you need him? The drain clogged up.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
The toilet. Something backed up.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
So the mere fact that they got calamari in there tells you everything you need to know. J.J. mcCarthy. Don't be mad at the coach. Be mad at you.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Your play brought this on. And now you bad somebody. Ain't no art. He sit on one side.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Guess where you gonna be. He gonna be on the field. You're gonna be sitting on the bench. That's gonna be really awkward because what they did is that they moved on from a guy that threw 30 something touchdowns and had them 14 and three. And they moved on and left your ass there. Now he goes to another team who win the Super Bowl.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
And now guess what.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
They stuck like on the elevator with a bad song and you. The bad song and they. The elevator.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey. Hey. I think Kyler gonna be great, though. I'm rooting for him.
Joe Johnson
Is he.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Because they. Because they got. They got so many damn weapons. They got so many weapons. I think it's gonna. I think it's gonna work out for the better for them, so I'm rooting for him.
Joe Johnson
He gonna be all Right. And the first thing people will say, well, hell, he had weapons when he was in Arizona. He had Trey McBride.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Huh.
Joe Johnson
Marvin Harrison Jr. That got there. Mike Wilson. Did I say it right? Mike Wilson, right?
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
Oh, my goodness. Joe. Yeah, he's nice. I hope he continues to play as well as he did all last season, you know, for the Cardinals and Jacobe Brissette, who's probably going to be the starter. But, man, J.J. mcCarthy. He stuck it up, Joe. I mean, I know. Yeah, he bad, man. Hey, I'm surprised. I'm surprised that Jettis was able to keep his patience as long as he did. I'm surprised he had to struggle. J. Had to struggle just to get the yards and the numbers that he did this season. How. Do you have Hawkinson? No, not Hawkinson. To tight the tight end. Who's the tight end in. In Minnesota?
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Hawkinson.
Joe Johnson
Oh, it is Hawkinson. Yeah, Hawkinson. Addison and. And Jennings.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
They got Jennings. Now.
Joe Johnson
You supposed to be out there, man. Just facilitating. It's supposed to be. Especially when you're supporting cast, as great as it is like that.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Well, well, they had Addison and they had Naylor last year, but they got Jennings now Ocho. Yeah, I think that's. I think that's what you meant. Go ahead now. You're right.
Joe Johnson
I was done. I'm just saying there's no reason to look that bad when you support. Most time, quarterbacks struggle because they don't have the supporting cast to support them. Most times, quarterback struggle, you got supporting cast. Sam Donald just had went. Went crazy with the boys 14 3, despite losing in the playoffs. He leaves there. They give the job to you because you were picked high. So at some point they got to get. They got to give you the reins. They give the reign to the team. And you wet the bed.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
And you don't ran the horses in the ditch.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Maybe. Hey, hey, maybe learn from there, bro. You know, it's too late.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Learn some more on the bench.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, well, I mean, hey, opportunities do come, you know, you got to be patient. You know, hey, hey, hey. He get another chance.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
But you look at it, what I'm trying to understand is that based on his resume in college, he didn't throw the ball like that. Right. They were a running team, Ocho and Joe.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
They were a physical. They out physical team. They ran the football.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
Michigan, they. They run yacht.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
And now you like. Okay, we're going to need you to throw the ball 25, 30 times a game. That's not what he's good at.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Right?
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
He's had flashes, but flashes ain't going to get it in this league.
Joe Johnson
Absolutely.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
And in that division, look. Look at the quarterbacks in that division. Jared Goff, Jordan Love, Caleb Williams, Iceman.
Kyler Murray
So.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
And that's what you got to deal with.
Joe Johnson
Dang.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Caleb Williams going into his third with Jordan Love probably going into his fifth or sixth year. So you got to deal with him for another decade. Yeah.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
And they. They need an answer without a quarterback, Joe.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
I tell you what they need to answer. Tell me what's the question? And I tell you if It's. If it's J.J. mcCarthy. Now, who's the quarterback drafted in the first round who hadn't lived up to expectations in the last two years? J.J. mcCarthy. Is that the question you asking? Because you said the answer? Because that's got to be the question.
Joe Johnson
Yeah. Yeah, man. Hey, I bl. I blame the scouting department.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Huh?
Joe Johnson
I blame the scouting department because you knew where he was coming from. He wouldn't fit in the system that you had. You knew that, but you picked him anyway. You picked him anyway. He's coming from. He's got. Michigan barely threw the ball. Yeah, they barely do the ball, Joe. They run. They run you out. They run you out the stadium.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
And when you're throwing the ball, Ocho, how wide open the guys. Because they got eight guys in the bar trying to stop the run.
Joe Johnson
Wide open. Yeah, I think that ain't. That ain't gonna work.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
You might get a one. You throw here, there, wide open. You gotta throw guys open in this league, and this is open in this league. Yeah. All that stuff that guys running scot free and they got their hand up and they 10 yards behind somebody.
Joe Johnson
Hey, you get that? Every blue moon. They are busted.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Yes.
Joe Johnson
Every blue moon.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Oh, Joe. Joe. CJ Stroud spoke about his shorter haircut look and the reaction it got. Let's take a listen.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
I honestly didn't see the reactions.
J.J. McCarthy
I mean, I. I was told that people thought I was like, depressed or like that I was like. I wasn't. I was doing okay. But I've been thinking about cutting my hair for a long time, and I was actually gonna do it much prior, but I just didn't know how my helmet was going to fit.
Joe Johnson
So.
J.J. McCarthy
Nothing really too serious. I mean, I'm kind of used to this haircut. It's how I grew up. The dreads were kind of a new thing, so. But, you know, I hate everything in my life. It's so public.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
But. And they.
J.J. McCarthy
And people just have narratives, but it's the life I've chosen to live. So it's all good. But yeah, I like my haircut.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Part of it come with the territory.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Anytime you change anything, something's got to be going on.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yep.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Boy, oh man, look at got all that gray. Boy, he going through it.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yep. Man, they had.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
They had Unc down so bad he don't grew a beard.
Joe Johnson
Hey, I mean, it's, it's for the better. It's for the better. Face of the franchise, you know, Clean cut, nice haircut. Not saying there's anything wrong with dreads. Not saying there's anything wrong with having dreads and being the face of a franchise. But I mean, let's see, you want, you want to change up, you know, be.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
He is allowed to be nice and clean, you know. You know, professional. Not saying you can't be professional with dread. You can, but I'm just saying, you know, sometimes. Hey, sometimes you got to play the game.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Your play got to do all the talking. Damn them haircuts.
Joe Johnson
Come on now.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
You gonna have to go out there and show up and show the hell out. Yeah. Hey, straight up.
Joe Johnson
And, and, and this, that year, Joe, that defense over there in Houston.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, they got one. Cause CJ looked great his first year in the league, but he ain't. Hey, Uncle Ocho, he ain't been the same since then.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
I tried to tell Ocho that Ochoa wasn't listening to me.
Joe Johnson
I would listen to you. I would listen to you now. I will listen to you now. Don't think about last year, man.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Oo he started reading the press clippings.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
He started trying to tell everybody, even the better quarterback, you know. Hey, you remember that time he. Caleb Williams, he tried the big boy. Caleb.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
You need a thing from him, man, Just hit me up, you know?
Joe Johnson
You know. You know, E.J. no, C.J. sh. Being a positive person, just. Just lending a helping hand because it's okay. Yes, he had, that's all. He mean no harm by it, but I guarantee you he has to have a bounce back year. This is, this is money year, huh?
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Absolutely.
Joe Johnson
And with that defense he got, Joe.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah. If he play, if he, if, if he played good with that defense that, that he got behind him. Uncle Ocho, Houston, Houston can really be a big player in this, you know what I mean? But here. Yeah, they gonna need him to be him.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, he got to be on point. Hold on.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Steelers. Remember that Monday night game against the Steelers?
Joe Johnson
Yes, sir.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
He turned the ball over like four or five Times, and they blew the Steelers. I was like, bro, do you realize what you sitting on? Do you. And the. The Patriots game gave it up. I mean, they were balling out. They was killing Drake, but they could. Yeah, I can't. You can't. It's hard. It is extremely hard. It's even more difficult now to overcome bad quarterback play. Yeah, it used to be a time, Ocho, you could overcome that because you could hide your quarterback. You can't hide him anymore.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, not anymore. Not the way the game is played now. The game has evolved completely. Is completely different now. And that was. That was his issues, obviously, when he was hurt. When Mills came in, Mills played extremely well. When C.J. stroud came back, the turnovers was a little bit too much. And as great as defense was, they couldn't overcome that in the playoffs. What was the problem on why they lost? You know, the turnovers again, I think those.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Just don't put them in for harm's way.
Joe Johnson
That's it. Don't put him in harm's way.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Don't put them on short fields. Make them drive. That was our motto in Baltimore. Make them drive 70, 80, you're not scoring right. Just don't put them on a short field. Don't give them scooping scores. Don't give them pick six. Make them earn it. Make them go get seven the hard way against our defense. Make them go 60, 70, 80 yards and see how many times the success rate that they have.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Right?
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
We putting them on short fields. We putting them first and. No, we can't do that.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, hey. I don't give a damn what sport you playing. Them damn turnovers. A kid. Every time, boy.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Absolutely.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Every time.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Probably the biggest determining factor of whether you win or lose the game.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Absolutely, absolutely.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
But. But he's right. The haircut. I mean, people don't realize them dreads, hey, have your helmet sticking up like this, and you try to be bouncing around on your head. That's why I was like, man. Cause you got to get a helmet a size. A size up, though, Ocho.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
You got those.
Malcolm Glebel
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
You got to.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Hey, those guys, they.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
They.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
They work. They rock. Saquon Barkley says that he's going to miss his former teammate, A.J. brown, after he's traded. Let's take a listen.
Saquon Barkley
I don't think we really addressed it. It's football. It's the National Football League. I think it's. If you sit at me, I have. It's gonna be a hard time for me to say anything bad about AJ Brown. I'm a big fan of AJ Brown, one of my really good friends, one of my favorite teammates I've ever been around. Just respect him as a man. But this is the business. It's the NFL. If I'm not here, if Jalen's not here, whoever's not here, the show goes on. And that's how the NFL operates. So you don't really address it.
Joe Johnson
It's not
Saquon Barkley
anything to be addressed. You just go by your work and keep getting better. And, you know, whatever happens, you know, it's above my pay grade, and I'm just focused on being the best player that I can be.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
Hey, that's the nature of the business. And you want.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
It is.
Joe Johnson
I mean, as great as A.J. brown was, especially in that season and helping him win a Super bowl, he was great since he's been there, since he left Tennessee, he's been great. He's done some great things with Jalen. Hurts. Obviously, things fell to the wayside last year. Even more prevalent the year before that. You know, the fire started. Yeah, the fire started, you know, during that time, and now it's time for them to part ways. There shouldn't really be anything bad to say about them because stuff like this happens all the time. Things don't work out. Hey, but the show, like, like, like, like, like, like you said, the show does go on.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
They absolutely will.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
They hadn't traded them yet.
Joe Johnson
No. June 1st. June 1st, June 1st.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
I'm saying they already know where he going.
Joe Johnson
I mean, I said. I said it during the season. He was going to the Patriots.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
The hold up is that 20 minutes. The, the, the. The Eagles are trying to stand pat on a first round pick. The Patriots, like, I know you got to trade him. Y' all ain't no way y' all
Ocho Cinco Johnson
could bring him back, right?
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Man, that fox been destroying y'. All. He in house. I know y' all got to get rid of. Y' all better take this second and probably a few things and keep it moving.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah. Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Y', all. This is what I know. I know y' all don't want him back. I know he doesn't want to be back. Yeah, those are two things. I don't know anything else, but those two things. I know for 100 for certain y' all don't want him back, and he doesn't want to be back, man.
Joe Johnson
I got one more thing, too.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
What's up?
Joe Johnson
I would. I would like and hope that this trade doesn't extend itself any further than June 1st so we can get to this new team where he is going and get activated with that offense. I do those players with that staff so he can hit the ground running in training camp and going into season and knowing that goddamn offense like the back of his. Like the back of his hand.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Right.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Let's take a listen. What Jalen hurts when asked about AJ AJ Is training.
Joe Johnson
How would that affect the offense?
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
How would that affect.
Joe Johnson
You.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Picked the right question to sip on, huh?
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Joe Johnson
I like.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Are they speaking. Are they speaking in future tense or are they speaking in past tense? Joe and Ocho pass because he said, ain't nothing can take away what we. The greatness that we accomplished.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah. Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Pass accomplished, Ed.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Oh, we got a lot to accomplish. That's future tense.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Ed. Past tense, you hear? Saquon. They become resigned to the fact. Ocho. You know what, Ocho, we ain't going to do that tonight. Tonight is not tonight. Ocho and I pat ourselves on the back because I tried to warn you, but y' all called me y'.
Joe Johnson
All.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
You. You don't know nothing. You know, that's what I don't like about Unc. Think he know everything. And then Ocho. Ocho sit up there and he won't disagree with it. I said, I don't know everything. I just know a little bit about everything.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Right.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
And I. Based on my experience, when a guy gets like this publicly, it's only a matter of time. But y' all told me and Ocho, we ain't know what we talking about.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
But now, after it was go. After it was gonna happen, it came out. Oh, everybody knew that.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Ocho. What they do? They argued us up and down. Every Sunday.
Joe Johnson
Yeah. Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Every Sunday.
Joe Johnson
We were. We were saying it while he was still here, while he was still there. While the game.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
October we played the sound. I said this in October, Joe.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Probably about four or five weeks into the season. I said, oh, he gone.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Gone.
Joe Johnson
Yeah. And you know. You know what's funny, too, is I'm an Eagles fan. I'm an Eagles fan. Well, hell, I'm a fan of everybody. I'm a fan of everybody. But. But I. I always. I always find the good in everything. And one of the few times that is hard for me to do, Joe, is To be critical of certain players.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
Situations. And this is one of. One of the situations where I was critical in saying, this is. I see the right on the wall. We've seen it a couple times before now. As great as A.J. brown has been for the Philadelphia Eagles, I knew that door was closing based on some of the things that were happening this year, combining what happened the year before that.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Yes.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
They only go. They only. They only gonna tolerate so much. And he was frustrated because his numbers were down offensively. They weren't able to run the ball. They went over, throw the ball. It was. The offense was too predictable. I can tell you. I don't play for the Philadelphia Eagles, but I can tell you exactly what. What a. What route A.J. brown is running based on his alignment, on what side the ball he was on. If I know when I'm not playing, I know the people they playing against do.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Right. Hey, so what's up with Saquon? I mean, I know he had a down year last year.
Joe Johnson
The line was hurt.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
The line was banged up. They made a conscious effort. They said, we're not gonna let you run the ball.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Right.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
We gonna make Jayla. We gonna make Jalen Hurst throw the football. If Jalen Hurst throws the ball at an efficient rate for 280, 300 yards, we're gonna walk to the center field, shake his hand, say, congratulations, stay healthy, hello. We'll see y' all down the road.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
We don't believe. Teams don't believe that he can consistently do that, that he can beat you. No.
Joe Johnson
Dang.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
And so it's just. It was just a matter of time before AJ Like. And I said, look, the only thing that I had. I understand that AJ Wants to. You know, he wants to contribute, and he feels like scoring touchdowns, catching passes, help contribute to make this offense better than what it is, makes the team better. I say, but when you do it publicly and you're winning, fans will look at you as being selfish because you say the most important thing. You hear everybody say, joe, I just want to win. I just want to win where you're winning. I said, if you want to have this conversation where it hurts, you want to have this conversation with your coach behind closed doors and it doesn't get out.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
By all means, have it.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
It had gotten to the point that even the owner stepped in and had a conversation. It was reported. We have to do everything. It was reported that the owner, Jeffrey Lurie, had a conversation with AJ and asked him to tamper some of this down. Yeah, that's what was reported.
Joe Johnson
You know what? You know, Uncle Joe, I guarantee you he had those conversations, and he is. He exhausted all possibility, all options. He talked to his quarterback. He talked to his head coach. Nothing was changing on the field.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Right.
Joe Johnson
Nothing was changing.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
You're right. You're right.
Joe Johnson
At that point. Well, hell, I didn't talk to everybody in the building. They probably didn't went over there and practiced. It looked good in practice, but when we get into the games, well, God damn. Nothing changing. We just talked about this.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Yep.
Joe Johnson
I went to my owner. I went to my coach. I pulled one of my best friends to my side. My quarterback. Hey, man, look, man, it's. Come on, now.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
A.J. want them damn numbers. He like. Damn. That.
Joe Johnson
He got to have it. Because when making the kind of money he's making, the only way you allowed to make that kind of money.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
Is to have the numbers support the money you making.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
And then what did I say, Ocho? I said, now, what happens, Joe, when you do this, when you make this thing public and they come to you and you drop a few passes? Oh, Joe, what's gonna happen?
Joe Johnson
Oh, yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
And I be a damn. What happened in that playoff game, Ocho?
Joe Johnson
Was that four down, that fourth down or third down?
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
He dropped several.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
And then the fans, all of a sudden that. Some of the fans were like, aj, Bro, you complaining we winning the game. Bro, just calm down. And the fans that were on his side, all of a sudden, bro, you've been complaining all year about the ball. And then all of a sudden, we don't see you give the effort on one. We see you drop a couple of others.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah. You have to move on.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
I think he'll be happy. I think they'll be happier. That's what I think. Sometimes it's just time. It just runs its course, you know?
Joe Johnson
And.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
And. And when people get divorced, what do you have? The old irreconcilable differences?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yes. Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Here's what it is. Hey, he. He.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
He.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
He definitely made this. He made an impact on Philly. They won a Super Bowl. Got two. Got the two. One, one.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, man, sometimes you take that for granted, bro.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
You do. You do. People think it's easy. I mean, but he. He can't know. He has to know that it's not easy considering where he came from. Yeah, he got to the AFC Championship game, remember? He got to the AFC Championship game, Ocho. Tennessee against Kansas City.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
But didn't get back that close again. So it's not easy.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Winning Winning is sports, and winning at a high level is not easy. Some teams make it look easy. Oh, yeah. The Chiefs going to all these Super Bowls in this AFC Championship Games, that's not easy. The Patriots doing it for two decades, that's not easy. They just made it look easy. Any teams that's not, the Patriots of Kansas City, ask them, is it easy to win in this league? Ask him, is it easy to get to and win Super Bowls? And every last one of them, other than Kansas City and even Kansas City and Patriots gonna tell you it's not easy.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
No, but.
Joe Johnson
But the way those teams are constructed, the Eagles are always going to be in contention yon Joe. Always. Just the way they. The way they're constructed from top to
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
bottom, they're gonna agree.
Joe Johnson
Hey, Joe, it's eight teams, right?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
Maybe eight, maybe seven teams that legitimately have a chance at holding that Marty trophy up.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
You're right.
Joe Johnson
That's it. The rest of the teams. Come on, man. They said. They said they trying to make.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
They lying to the fan base. Oh, this is the year. We got no, y' all ain't pulling nobody.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, you got to be built to do so. The good eight teams are really built actually make that run.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
I mean, I'm trying to think, hell, I played 14 years. I only made the playoffs eight times. What about those other six years?
Joe Johnson
Only I didn't played 11, 12 and made it one. Come on, now.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Hey, but think about if you're a Patriot. Oh, every year. Every other year, you in the damn Super Bowl.
Joe Johnson
Ocho and Joe, that's crazy.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
What if you were drafted by Kansas City over the last five years? All you know was prior to this year was AFC championships and Super Bowls.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Absolutely right.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Come on, man.
Joe Johnson
That's it.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
You drafted to the. You drafted to the Bulls in the 90s. You drafted to the Lakers in the 2000s, early 2000. What? That's all you know.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Damn.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Absolutely right, Mass.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Yeah, Y' all just be making stuff up. But you know what? I had a conversation. Joe told. Hey, Joe told me, but Ash told me this today. She's like, shannon, you know they be trying to get you going, right? I said, you know what? It'd be working, too.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, hey, hey. Like my grandma said, you just trying to get my damn blood pressure up.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Hey, Unc said Hertz can't win. I say that. I said, but there's a specific way that I want to. I want to defense him to limit his chances.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Of winning. Every quarterback. I try to take away his strengths. I'm gonna make Tom Brady throw the ball down the field. I ain't getting him quick throws. Oh, I ain't getting him running back in the swing. I'm not. I'm taking away Edelman. I'm taking away his first read. I want him to take. I want him to hit you.
Joe Johnson
Yeah,
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
momes. I want him to throw the ball from the pocket. I don't want him getting outside.
Joe Johnson
Don't let him outside keeping between the tackles because he gonna hurt you. Hey, the funny thing about my homes. Yeah, you keep me. You keep between the tackle. He hurt you from there.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
He hurt you from the top.
Joe Johnson
He hurt you with his legs, too.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Because the thing is, he could only hurt me from the pocket throwing the ball. I let him outside, he could throw it and he could run it.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
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Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Hello?
Malcolm Glebel
Hello, this is Malcolm Glebel from Smart talks with IBM. Today we're diving into a fascinating conversation with Stefano Pollard, head of fan development for Scuderia Ferrari hp.
Stefano Pollard
Your pronunciation is strongly American. It's more Scuderia Ferrari.
Malcolm Glebel
I'm still working on rolling my R's, but what I was able to learn from Stefano was the importance of engaging the Tifosi, the Ferrari superfans in the digital age.
Stefano Pollard
Ferrari fans and superfans want to be part of something, want to belong to something. So they want to be part of a community, and ultimately they want to be part of a winning team.
Malcolm Glebel
You've got Ferrari, which has a long history, design history, and now you're interacting in a kind of digital space. I'm curious how you balance those two traditions.
Stefano Pollard
When it comes to fan engagement, it's really digital technology, and digital channels are being able to create a deeper connection with our fans.
Malcolm Glebel
To learn more about how Ferrari and IBM are using technology to build deeper connections with fans, visit IBM.com ferrari.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Now it's time for our final segment of the evening. It's time for q&a.a. Before we get to the super chats. We have three video voicemail from my discord. Let's take a listen to the first one. Yo, freaky. Huh? What's the deal, baby? Ocho Ice. So I'm coming from y' all from Oklahoma. I. I just want to ask you guys to give a shout out to my beautiful wife Asia. We got. We just got married at the age of 20. Yes, 20 years old. We actually met at Ocho's old HBCU L U D. Langston University. Yeah, okay. Just got married and also want to give a shout out to my homie Ben. He watches, too. So a shout out to y'. All. Y' all keep going, boys.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Already.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
I think you said her name is Angela, right?
Joe Johnson
I didn't hear. I didn't hear.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
I think it was something along them line,
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
man. Congratulations, bro. 20.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
20.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Hey, they say when you know, you know.
Joe Johnson
Yes, sir.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
So I take my hat off to you, man. Congratulations on the wedding, on the marriage. Much success, and I'm happy for you. Thank you guys for supporting Nightcap. That really means a lot to. Hopefully she watches along with you. That means that would mean a lot to us also, man. Here's the second one. Let's take a listen to this one.
Joe Johnson
What a night.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Cap, got a question. Ranked these three super win teams for UNC and Ocho, 96 Packers, 99 Rams, and the 09 Saints. And for Joe, ranked these three teams. The 94 Rockets, the 03 spurs, and the 09 Lakers.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
I got 99 Rams, 96 packers, and 09 Saints.
Joe Johnson
Hey, them 99 Rams was hell, yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
You think.
Joe Johnson
You think them 99 Rams was hell, boy. And then that. That would be my ranking exactly like you just. Just had it and packets in 96 was nice. I think that was the only one. Aaron Rodgers. No, not Aaron Rodgers.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Brett.
Joe Johnson
Brett Far. Brett Favre. One. And who was the last one?
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Saints. 09 Saints.
Joe Johnson
Oh, yeah. Breeze and company. Yeah. Yeah, it was cool. It was cool. But them 99 Rams, my goodness, man.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Man, listen, I'm going. Them 94 Rockets, they what? They went back to back.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Yep. 94 was the first year.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, 94 was the first year. I'm going Rockets and then I'm going that 03 spurs team and then that 09 Lakers team. That 09 was. That was Powell and Kobe final. Yeah, yeah. They had a nice squad. They had a nice squad, but they
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
weren't gonna be able to do. They were not gonna be able to do anything with Elijah 1 or Duncan back then.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hell no.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
That's what that was. That was dunking at his, at his, with his superpowers.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, you don't get many guys who come into the NBA and can play meaningful basketball like that, you know, to where they they winning. Yeah, I think they went to the. They went to the finals his first year in that, that lockout season when. That lockout season.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Which one?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Duncan. Duncan.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Duncan. Yes.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Yes. And. And Elijah 1 went to the NBA finals and, and his second year in the league with, with the Rockets. They lost to the. The Celtics. 4:2. That was birds Celtics.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Oh, okay. Yeah.
Joe Johnson
I thought Timmy was. Huh?
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Duncan.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
What'd you say, Joe? 6:10?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, about 6:10. Okay. Big fundamental. Had everything Ojo.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Yeah, everything. He listened at 6:11. He's 16. We got one more. Or that was it. We got one more.
Joe Johnson
What is up, big three?
Saquon Barkley
I enjoyed the trading card topic yesterday
Joe Johnson
and I am a subscriber since October 4, 2023. So Ankh, your highest selling card ever. 6570oo. Yours is 3000. ISO. Joe, yours is 3250. And Ash, this is for you. Tim Duncan's is 228,000.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Damn. Put my highest car sold for $6,700. Damn. Which one was it? Let me get it. I'll sell it back to you for seven. In my rookie card, the one with the number one on it. You know, I used to be. I used to wear number one. Ocho. Hey, Joe, you know they give you the. They get rookie especially seven round pick. They give you a number that you just get right up off of cause you know. Oh, wow. Wow. Oh, he got it, huh?
Joe Johnson
No.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Oh. Oh, okay. Damn. I need to get me one of them. One of them ten million dollar cards.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
I'm telling you, I got, I got. I got something on my hand over here. I already know I got.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah, and I know. Yeah, I know where they at, huh? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
What you talking about?
Joe Johnson
No, don't worry about it, Turbo.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Hey, hey, but, but here, but here, but here's the thing, Ocho Joe now in game five, Wimby ain't talk home.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
He talked tonight.
Joe Johnson
I mean but hell, we we got on him last night. He better talking.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
So you make our point. You make joy and I point. You see, nobody likes a front runner, Ocho. Yeah.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Stand there and face the madness.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Exactly. SGA makes. Makes me makes watching the game so comical. Ref better keep their whistle in their pockets during game seven. Wimby showed out. Let the man play. It's the finals or go Home crunch time. Yeah, if they don't draw blood. Play on. Play on. Oo, Joe. Play on. All I want to see him do is get your ass up.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, it's going to be something to see Saturday, boy. It's going to be a real battle,
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
and I'm here for it.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, okay.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
See, fans, can't say basket or ball tonight. And shout out to my guy, Ocho, even though he has one eye. He has one great eye. He see the field clear. God dang it. Spurs is silver.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Y' all in for a rude awakening. Spurs.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
All right.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah. Hey,
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Lord have mercy.
Joe Johnson
What happened?
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Hey, un. I've been eating grocery for about six months. Six months now. Is life changing. My skin is clear. My credit went from 450 to 475. Bro, you still. Bro, you still can't get nothing. You can't get produce.475 credit. What the hell you think you're gonna get? You're missing out. No, I'm good, cuz. I got. Hey, I got 840 credit. I'm good.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, the man says skin clearing up and everything.
Joe Johnson
Hey, I'm telling you, it does wonders for you.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Oh, that makes sense why Ocho got that little baby face over there. Yeah, yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Okay.
Joe Johnson
I'm telling y' all got to try it now.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
I'm Gucci.
Joe Johnson
Hey, Joe, just take this. Just open that thing up like Randy Moss used to do. Joe, just go in there like this, huh?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Come on. Come on.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
See what I'm saying, Joe? See what I'm saying, Joe? See what I'm saying? That's what I'm talking about right there. Hey, and then. And then he wanted to my. Hey, man, I'm having to get together at my house. Don't bring nothing. I'm bringing everything. Fork, knife, spoon, cups, black. Hey, yeah, I'm good.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah.
Joe Johnson
Hey, I'm just telling y', all, man. You know, you never.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
I'm just telling you. Hey, man, you'll be crazy, man. Please.
Joe Johnson
Hey, hey, listen. I got red solo cups, man. You ain't got to worry about that.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Yeah, I'm bring my own. He strike me as a guy, Joe. If the cup ain't dirty, he'll put it back up in the thing.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
He watched out, man. Come on, come on. He ain't getting down like that.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Yeah, he will.
Joe Johnson
I wouldn't do y' all like that. I wouldn't do y' all like that.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Nah, I can't trust you.
Joe Johnson
But listen, listen. Y' all need to surprise your woman, man. Surprise your lady. Man, show us something different for a change.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
I did.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
With a gift.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hello? Hello.
Joe Johnson
A gift of what? Hey, Uncle Joe, you want this person,
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
this piece of jewelry?
Joe Johnson
No. See, listen, the way y' all been living for so long, they used to. The materialistic stuff, man. Give them something different they never experienced before. You give them a different feeling. They know what it's like to get gifts. Shoes and purses and. And accessories and jewelry and watches and cars. They know what that's like. Well, take that tongue, open that thing up and get in there.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Why we got it. Why we gotta eat booty, though? That's what I'm saying. It ain't nothing else we could do.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Damn.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Why we gotta go straight to eating booty? Like I don't get.
Joe Johnson
Okay, okay, okay. All right. How about start with the toes. Start the sucking toes with ice. Start there. Go to the. Go. Go to your local gag. Local gas station, get you a bag of ice, crush it up, put the ice in the cup and start with the toes, sucker. Toes like a harmonica.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, now, she got some pretty feet. I told her she needs to start an only fan with her feet.
Joe Johnson
There you go. Cause, hey, Joe, I got only fans with my feet.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
You making good money with that, boy
Joe Johnson
Joe, I bring it, boy Joe. I bring it back. About $200 a week, Joe.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
By how much?
Joe Johnson
$200? Oh, there ain't nothing I mean, Joe, you got to think I got about 200 other. I got.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Hey, Joe. Oo.
Joe Johnson
What that say?
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Oo's cup.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, nobody drink from that but oo.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Nobody but oo. I a mess with a. Be close,
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Boy. Just nasty.
Joe Johnson
Nah, listen. Hey, I'm just living, man. Y' all ain't living, man.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
I'm living,
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Ocho. You ain't. Hold on. What if she don't. What if she don't like that? What? But she don't even want that.
Joe Johnson
Trust me, she gonna like it because she never done it before. Trust me, she gonna like it.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
It's hard to believe, but hey, hey, disrespectfully. Whatever. Whatever. He ain't got, he ain't gonna get.
Joe Johnson
It's a. Hey, y' all don't want to do nothing, I suggest. You don't want to use no.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
We don't. How you know that?
Joe Johnson
Listen, you don't. You don't like the toys I suggested. You don't like the swing set, Joe, you don't like the butt plug idea. You. You.
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Joe Johnson
You won't.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
You won't.
Joe Johnson
You won't let her, you know, put the strap on you. You won't let her do nothing. Y' all won't do nothing. Spikes a few relationships.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
I got the bar.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
This man said, okay, there we go.
Joe Johnson
We started somewhere.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
I got the bar in the cuffs, okay?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
This man say, I won't let her put the strap on, man. Come on.
Joe Johnson
Hey. Yeah, Joe. Hey, Joe.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
He don't fool some other guy, and you don't let it, lady. But I ain't really do that. I would just give y' all some suggestions.
Joe Johnson
Listen, I ain't never did it. I'm just telling you ways you can spice up your love like, that's all.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
I ain't going to spice it up like that. My thing will be.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
And how you gonna get somebody some. Some suggestions, and you ain't never done them.
Joe Johnson
Well, hell, how's the therapist gonna. Gonna teach you about what? She never experienced the same thing, huh?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
No, no.
Joe Johnson
Hell, how's she gonna tell you about what you. What you going through, and she ain't been through it, huh? Because she licensed. I'm licensed to be able to tell you these.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
No, you ain't licensed. You ain't got a driver's license, let alone some goddamn. A medical license.
Joe Johnson
I'm just telling you. Hey, hey, hey, Joe, listen. If you. If she. If you don't want her to strap up, tell her. Just start with the thumb, Joe. Tell her to just start, huh?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Oh, come on, let's move on.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Come on. Yeah, this man, he doing way too much now.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Come on. He just.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
He just.
Joe Johnson
Hey, stay. Just start from the bottom, work your way up.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Joe, man, you out of pocket, huh? Out of pocket?
Joe Johnson
I am. I am the pocket.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
So you like. Like. So you tell them, like, do a little bowling ball like this. This much. Not all the way down to the knuckle, right?
Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah, not too far. Not too far.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Damn, Joe.
Joe Johnson
Hey, hold on.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
What you mean, damn, Joe?
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
What you mean? What do you mean, damn, Joe? What you mean, damn, Joe? Nothing to do with this.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
This man is off the chain chat. What's wrong with him? I don't know what I know. Hey.
Joe Johnson
Oh, hey, are we gonna get. We. It's gonna give new meaning to the.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
To the.
Joe Johnson
To the name ISO, huh?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
ISO. Yes. Nah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Hey, Ocho, you want to get knuckle deep in Joe?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hell, no. Hey, what's wrong with y', all, man? Come on. Come on, man. Hey, y' all gotta relate, y'.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
All. Hey, listen, that's Ocho. Hey, that's. Oh, yo, man.
Joe Johnson
Hey, listen, Joe, you gotta expand your palette, man. Expand your horizons, man.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
I'm good. I'm good. O. Joe. I'm good. I'm good.
Joe Johnson
Hey, we. We gonna. Hey, 20, 27, Joe. We gonna get.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Ah, we ain't. We ain't doing nothing. You keep we out of this.
Joe Johnson
Matter of fact, hey, you know what I'm gonna do? Hey, I'm gonna make it easy for him, right? Because he probably kind of shy because we got people watching. What? We got 30, 000. We got 30.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Yeah, yeah.
Joe Johnson
So because there's so many people watching, he's kind of shy and don't want to.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Want to.
Joe Johnson
Want to do what I'm suggesting.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
No, no, no, no, no.
Joe Johnson
Listen, stay with me real quick. I got. I got visual reference that you can look at and get a better understanding of what I'm talking about. So I'm text it to you.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Nah, they go. It gonna back my phone up. It's gonna lock my phone.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
You got a virus, Joe. You got a virus.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Don't send it to my phone. I'm not missing. I'm not missing nothing. Hey, hey, hey. Nah, I'm good. I'm good.
Joe Johnson
You.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
You.
Joe Johnson
Hey, my baby right there. Joe, we. We gonna go step by step. I'm. I' ma let her show. I'm gonna show you how to do it, and I'm explaining it to you step by step as we go through everything.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good, bro.
Joe Johnson
I'm good. I'm here to make you happy, Joe. That's it.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
I'm. I'm good. I'm happy. That's what you don't understand. Like, I'm trying to tell you. Damn.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
All right, O. Joe, if you're still in North Cackalacket tomorrow, go to Riley and watch our Hurricanes close out the NHL conference finals.
Joe Johnson
Hey, we got a show tomorrow.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
No, we're off tomorrow.
Joe Johnson
Oh, so that mean I can go to the game? Hey, whoever that. Whoever, they ask them if they have tickets. If they have tickets to the.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
To the.
Joe Johnson
To the Hurricane game, man, I. I come. The series is. Is 3:1 right now, too. I think the. The Hurricanes are.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Yes.
Joe Johnson
Yeah. I come.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Fellas, if Tony brothers rests for game seven, put your house on okc.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Damn.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
I think it's gonna probably be Scott Foster. If I had to guess, I'd say it'd be Foster.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
I want Tony Brothers, bro. Tony need you, baby.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Ocho, you gotta take Uncle ISO to Scotland v. Brazil, June 24 in Miami. Scottish fans always bring a part of party. And Brazilian women everywhere. What a combo.
Joe Johnson
Hey, man, that day.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Hey, that green. That green and gold.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Oh, yeah,
Joe Johnson
that atmosphere. The Scotland fans, the Brazilian fans, already crazy. Argentina, Argentine fans already crazy.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
They gonna be.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, hey, hey, answer this. Answer me this. They gonna be out there, Joe. Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Joe Johnson
Hey, but people, she back there, so don't get me in no trouble.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, I got you. I got you.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Hey, I ain't going.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
I'm going.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
I'm. I'm.
Joe Johnson
Hey, Joe, it's different. Yeah, hey, it's different. Oh, my goodness. And one thing about the World cup, the cameraman, if you watch it from tv, always know how to find them.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Don't a man.
Joe Johnson
Oh, my good. Oh, my goodness. You know how to find him. Yes, Lord.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
What's up? What you gonna do? You gonna barbecue me or do. When the World Cup. When Brazil.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Ah, man. Nah, Joe. See, look here. Look. You get one or the other, you get a night in Houston or you get to go to the World Cup. What you picking?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Are we going H town? We're going H town.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Oh, Lord have mercy.
Joe Johnson
You picking Houston over a World cup game?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hell, yeah.
Joe Johnson
We'll be going to Area 29. Let me know so I can. I gotta get. I gotta get my boost ready, boy.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, man. We gotta talk uncle off the damn cliff.
Joe Johnson
All right. Well, Unc said. He said he rather go to Houston.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
No, I asked Joe, which would he rather. Joe said he'd rather go to Houston.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Basically saying he only. He gonna give us one or the other. He ain't going to both.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't. I can't do both of them.
Joe Johnson
All right, let me know when we going. I'm gonna reserve us a section at Chapman and Kirby.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Lord have mercy.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, we. Hey, we gonna go to, you know, you eat. Hey, Joe, you eat lolo, chicken and waffles.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
I can make case for it.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah, we gotta hit low lows.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
I'm just. I look, I'm just looking. I'm telling you, I'm gonna find that morning. I'm gonna have a car peep. You take me straight to Kirby and Chapman or whatever the name of the place is.
Joe Johnson
Chapman and Kirby. Chapman. Kirby.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Okay. Him, Chapman and Kirby's.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, we got. We gotta. We gotta hit another spot. Hey, Joe, it's a nice little spot.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
No, no, I'm gonna need to go back to the room because after I eat, I'm gonna be. I'm gonna need a nap. Yeah, hold on.
Joe Johnson
But we gonna.
Kyler Murray
We're gonna.
Joe Johnson
We're gonna go to Grooves. We're gonna have a little A little brunch at grooves. You hear me?
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
So what we going to curb in the Chapman for?
Joe Johnson
That's. That's in the evening. That's in the evening.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hold on.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
So you do?
Joe Johnson
Yeah, in the evening. All the grown folk.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
You do the day parties and all that?
Joe Johnson
Yeah, see. Yeah, see, we're gonna do brunch. Get us now. You know, grits and eggs, sausage, you know, waffles. Yeah, yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
I'm need to take. I'm gonna need to take a nap after that, though. Ocho.
Joe Johnson
You can take a nap. You can take a nap. And then we're gonna. Then we're gonna wake up. We're gonna hit Chapman and Kirby. Now, after Kirby, we're gonna get ourselves together, go put on our good clothes. Damn.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
How many spots we gonna hit?
Joe Johnson
Gonna hit by. By three, four spots. Because unc said he want to get in and get out. So if we're gonna get in and get out, we need to make sure Sunday.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
No, no, no, no. I can't say that I'm gonna do that. Oh, you best believe. You best believe. Will not be there past 24 hours. Yeah.
Joe Johnson
Hey, but listen, if we gonna do 24 hours, we're gonna do 24 hours the right way for brunch in the morning, I'm gonna let unc take a nap because, you know, he got. He got to sleep. Then we gonna. Hold on. Chicken and waffles. They just built it. Yeah, we're gonna hit Chapman and Kirby in the evening.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
Then we're gonna go to Area 29, and we're gonna spend the night at Area 29. We're gonna throw maybe. Maybe about 10, 15,000. Who gonna throw 10, 15,000? I mean, collectively as a group. So you go, you're gonna throw five. Uncle. Uncle, though. Five. No. Yeah, uncle throw five. And I. I throw about two.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hell, but like hell you say, man,
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
what's wrong with you?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, I'm like, okay, I'm gonna need me a nap too. I I. But I'm gonna tell you now, don't count me in for no 5,000. Not throwing no 5 grand. I ain't throwing no 5,000. Letting know that now what you gonna throw about 10? No, no, no.
Joe Johnson
Damn joke. 15.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
It's gonna be under all that. You talking about that one Under? Yeah, I'm being under all that.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
What about two, three?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
I probably could do about two. Two? Yeah, by two, three.
Joe Johnson
Okay, I. I do two, then I do, too.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Why you only doing two?
Joe Johnson
Because you say you're doing two.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Well, you ain't gotta do what I do. If you want to go and go off the cliff and throw about six, seven, you can do that.
Joe Johnson
Six, seven. What? He's about six, seven.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah. Six, 7000.
Joe Johnson
The devil is a lie. I ain't spun. Six, 7000 in the relations. Hey, listen, I got our day already planned out. I'm gonna send both of y' all itinerary, okay?
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
All right.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
All right.
Host 2 (possibly a co-host or guest)
Damn.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, it's gonna be a good thing.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
But three, but, but, but two or three thousand with ones. That's a.
Joe Johnson
Woo.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, hey.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Like this here?
Joe Johnson
Yeah. It look like he balling, huh?
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
It does.
Joe Johnson
Yeah. Hey, hey, hold on. We gonna have a cameraman to catch everything.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
No, no, no.
Joe Johnson
So how we gonna document our.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
I got a question. I got a question. I'm saying, y' all gonna be in there, you know, smacking all that doing, throwing your money.
Joe Johnson
No.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Are you just.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
You just this? Yeah, I'm just throwing it there. Yeah. Hey, no, no.
Joe Johnson
Hey. You know, you could touch what you see now.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
I know I can't do nothing. Can't do nothing.
Joe Johnson
Okay, okay. I'm ready. I'm ready, though, boy. I can't wait, boy.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Yeah, I might go in there in disguise. Hey, I might go ahead and cut my beard off so they don't know. Really know.
Joe Johnson
They gonna know it's you, boy. You, you, you. You're a public figure.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, hey.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Nah, I'm good. Cause
Joe Johnson
you know what? I'm gonna do a few. When we go in Area 29, I'm gonna pay your 5,900 so you can throw that, huh? See, I'm a good dude.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
I don't want to throw down that. No, no.
Joe Johnson
Oh, I'm gonna hold on to it.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
I'm gonna break my mom off something for letting me go.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah.
Joe Johnson
You gotta get permission to go out.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
Damn.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Try to keep the peace, Ocho. Try to keep the peace.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Right, Right. Ain't nothing wrong with it.
Joe Johnson
Hold on. As a grown man, if you can't choose, since you don't normally do it, you gotta ask the one time you want to go.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
Commission.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Yeah. Ojo, you know, it been pretty rough last 13, 14 months for your boys.
Joe Johnson
Okay, I, I.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
You know what?
Joe Johnson
I'm picking up what you're putting down. You ain't got to say no more. Yeah, I'm picking up what you're putting down. Don't worry about it.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Hey, But NBA Sentinel called sga, a Toy Story character, somebody else. And he's coming. And he immediately dropped to the floor. Damn.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
That's why SGA gonna get a ass hell in game 7 why don't give him hell in game 7 oh Lord
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
have mercy I ain't asking this bench cut start Molly Joy Jenny who? Molly Caram, Joy Taylor, Jenny Taff oh man that's y' all hell that what
Ocho Cinco Johnson
you mean you them your colleagues you work with them. You gotta come on now.
Joe Johnson
I don't know them. I don't know them personally like that to even answer that.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Nope. All up was great to me home team I still keep in touch with home team Jenny Jenny for many be on that hand yeah nope nope. I appreciate that but no I ain't got nothing for you bro. SGA La Flopier is a previous VSOP but he plays like an H. You know the risk ethical basketball has to win game 7 but just hope it ends up a classic.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
They gotta chill bro.
Joe Johnson
How you said SGA laporte How you say it?
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Hey, they call it La Fluffier. He's a premium VSOP but he plays like an H. That's a good one
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Hello hello, this is Malcolm Glebel from Smart talks with IBM. Today we're diving into a fascinating conversation with with Stefano Pallard, head of fan development for Scuderia Ferrari hp.
Stefano Pollard
Your pronunciation is strongly American. It's more Scuderia Ferrari.
Malcolm Glebel
I'm still working on rolling my R's, but what I was able to learn from Stefano was the importance of engaging the Tifosi, the Ferrari superfans in the digital age.
Stefano Pollard
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Malcolm Glebel
You've got Ferrari, which is a long history, design history, and now you're interacting in a kind of digital space. I'm curious how you balance those two traditions.
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Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
WEMBY is the fireworks. Harper's the lighter. The rook was diving for those loose balls tonight. Respectfully to the young bull, he a problem when he had when he heads in it. Joe, I had a conversation with you at the very beginning. I said, joe, it's gonna be hard to keep Dylan Harper still coming off that bench. I said, I'm not gonna be surprised.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
I told you. They go, hey, they gonna probably have to find what they gonna do with Fox. But that man gonna be.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
I say, Joe, it's just gonna be too hard to keep him on the bench.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
It is, man. He too damn good, Uncle Ocho. He too. He came into a perfect situation as a rookie. Being a number, man came to a perfect situation.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Let's go, Spurs. This is Texas. Even sisters are with us and the Lord. We got this flop ass team. Hey, y' all need to go and take them sisters with y' all to okc.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
I wouldn't be surprised if they be down there. I wouldn't be surprised. I wouldn't be surprised.
Joe Johnson
Hey, you know we. Joe, you know. You know what? We definitely lose losing if we got sister Mary Clarence behind us. Boy, losing.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Do you still love hog and do you still eat everything on the pig except the squeal oink? Yeah. Hey, bacon, eat pigtails. Eat pig feet.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Pig ear, you still eat pig feet?
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
I do. I ain't had some in a while. But you know what we got? We gotta try something. Because when we go on our go on our adventure, we gotta try pig feet. Going in the corner stove, they got that wax paper.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Get them tongs.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Find that big one.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
I don't think that the enzymes in my stomach gonna be able to hold that. When I was young, yeah, me and my grandma used to eat pig feet. But I ain't know no better now
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
that I know better with that hot sauce on him, Joe.
Joe Johnson
Hey, I don't even need no hot sauce. I don't even know how sauce.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Oh, we know you don't. Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Oh, big pot of big. A big old pack of pigtails and a small pot of greens, huh?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, hey, hey. I know Ocho eat any damn thing here.
Joe Johnson
Who you telling, boy? If it move, it's getting eight.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Boy, I already know it. I already know it.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Yes, sir, Joe, I'm saying, but you got to try it. That's the part of the adventure. You got to try all this.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Hey, I ain't say you got to clean the plate, but you got to take a couple of bites of it.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, you know what? Y' all talk a good game by game, y' all ain't gonna be able to hold none of that down either. I already know it.
Joe Johnson
Yo, I'm still. I still eat pig feet, pig tongue. I mean all that, man. Pig ears.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Hey, don't pick your sandwich. You like to pick your sandwich.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Some mustard N. I had some pig ears before, un. I couldn't do them.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
You couldn't?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hell, no. Oh, man, no, son. Y' all boy going from the rooter to the tutor.
Joe Johnson
Hey, look, we got. We gotta get. We gotta get your pallet together, Joe.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Yeah, go ahead and take some Pepto before you get on camera. Kill. And some ammonium. Do you guys think the Knicks will play, will play like they did against the Eastern Conference teams or OKC spurs crush them? I don't believe the Knicks are that good. Look, both of the teams, Whoever wins Game 7, are better than anybody that they played in the East.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Absolutely.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
That's just fact. Both of those teams are deeper. Both of those team starters are better coaching. I think they're better. And Wimby would be the best player on the floor. Shay would be the best player on the floor.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
I agree. I agree.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Spurs said him. Ocho need a backwood man, that big cigar.
Joe Johnson
I don't do no backwoods, my boy. I don't smoke no weed. I'm a cigar connoisseur since 1991. And that's. That's all it's gonna ever be.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Sounds like you've been doing some high calorie snorkeling. Nah.
Joe Johnson
Huh?
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Can you give us your workout splits and diets when you were in your physical prime.
Joe Johnson
Oh, yeah, I could tell you that. I could tell you that, huh?
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Ocho was eating McDonald's, huh?
Joe Johnson
Hey, you know, I still. I still do. I still. Matter of fact, hey, Joe, I've been out here playing, running around up and down, you know, not getting tired. And I've been eating soul food the entire time. Matter of fact, I got me a nice little job. Let me. Let me show you why I got my little. They gave me a little for being a good customer. And you see this. Hey, Uncle Joe.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Yeah, what is that?
Joe Johnson
They gave me a shirt and hat at Nana Morrisons.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Oh, did they?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Okay.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
What. What'd you have? What'd you get to eat?
Joe Johnson
Oh, oh, oh, man, two. Two fried chicken legs. Two legs. Macaroni, cheese, candy, yams. Today I had greens Yesterday I had green beans. The day before that, I had a sweet water cornbread. I had the same thing. Yams, macaroni, cheese, and greens. And my tropical punch. I didn't. I didn't drink all my tropical punch. I had two of them. But, yeah, man, I didn't been there every day.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
So you like drumsticks?
Joe Johnson
Huh?
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
You like drumsticks?
Joe Johnson
Oh, yeah, I like drumstick. It remind me of a woman's thigh.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Huh?
Joe Johnson
Yes, sir.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Okay.
Joe Johnson
Yeah. Hey, you know, I. You know, I asked for a little job up there, too, Joe. So they start. I start tomorrow.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
You start tomorrow?
Joe Johnson
Yeah. I'm gonna work at anybody. Anybody in North Carolina. Y' all come on down to Nana Morrisons. I'm gonna be working the dough from 3 to 5, and you get 50 off your meal. Damn, 3 to 5.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Hey, nah, I'm more of a. I'm more of a wing and a short thigh guy, okay?
Joe Johnson
Oh, you like short women? Okay, I got you. I got you. I got you.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
My workout split. I ate oatmeal. Ate a cup and a half an oatmeal, three egg whites and a whole egg. Go work out for an hour on the track, come home, eat chicken, rice, something green, get up, take a. Have a shake, go work out, come home, eat another chicken, some protein, green beans, broccoli. That was it.
Joe Johnson
See, that's too damn much, man. Hey, Joe, you heard all that?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, I'm a chicken and fish guy myself. I don't really do a whole lot of. Especially when I was playing. I didn't do a whole lot of carbs and all that. I mean, I would eat some from time to time, but I was a protein and veggie guy.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Okay.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
It keep you. It kept me lean.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Yeah. So you. You. You eating fibrous carbs.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, but I.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Because. But the. The. All that running I'm doing, I need. I need some. I need some complex.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Because I didn't want to. I didn't want to burn through my muscle.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
So. But I ate plenty of protein. Fibrous carbs, complex carbs. I didn't. I didn't really do a. I mean, the only time I really ate fruit was in my. In my protein shake.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
So I would do, like, black. I would do blueberries or, you know, something like that. Bananas. What
Joe Johnson
somebody in the chat say y' all eat like hyenas.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
A giving build. The aces in a first start. Wings have something special brewing with that team? They absolutely do, man. They absolutely do. They got some bucket getters now.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
They do problem that they have and they didn't.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
It didn't show his head tonight was. Is rebounding. Because when you start three guards, obviously you're gonna be at a disadvantage, Joe.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Now you get the advantage on, you know, getting up and down and being able to, you know, spread the floor and get stuff quick. But when they, when you go inside and guys, they can pound your ass inside, it's gonna be tough.
Joe Johnson
Oh, pause, pause. Pound you inside. What are we talking about, Paul? God damn.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Huh?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Here you go.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Get. Post up when you get posted up. And look, Stewie, I mean, they did a good job. They've already beaten the Liberty, but, you know, Stewie and, and John Jones, they can post, obviously, Asia can post. We'll see how this thing play out. But right now, they're playing. They're playing with a lot of confidence, and they're playing really, really well. They're playing some good basketball.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Right,
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Ocho? How's it looking for my Saints this year? Am I delusional for thinking we can win the NFC South? I mean, Tyler Shook played really, really well towards the end of the year. So that's something that you don't have to address this year as you have in years past. Coming into the season, the quarterback play. Olave was able to stay healthy, play really well. Let's see if Camara can stay healthy and give them some. Give them some production. But I don't know about the division.
Joe Johnson
I I. I don't know. Hey, Uncas, is Alvin gonna be there?
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Well, he right there. Right now they have. He might be a June 1. June post. June 1 cut. I haven't heard anything, but I guess we're gonna find out here shortly. Tokyo Drift. Money W. Johnny Quest shirt. Told my dad that show needs a movie. I used to love Johnny Quest. Y' all used to watch Johnny Chris, Johnny Quest on Saturdays. Yeah, pictures of Johnny Quest.
Joe Johnson
I don't remember that.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Well, I remember.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
God damn. Oh, did y' all even watch cartoons?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah. Yeah, I did.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Or just so let me guess, y' all just watch Bugs Bunny?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Bug Bunny?
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Flintstone Jerry. What about what Tommy Jerry came on every day? We. I ain't watched Tommy Jerry on that. I watched Tommy Jerry came on every day. What about the Jetsons?
Joe Johnson
I just said that.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Yeah. What. What was the Jesse. What's their name? Ocho?
Joe Johnson
The Flintstones. I don't remember that. I can't remember.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Jetsons.
Joe Johnson
He. Man, damn.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
What was his name?
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
George.
Joe Johnson
George Jesson, obviously.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Jane, Judy, Elroy. The dog name was Astro.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Damn, that man locked in that man know every damn thing.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Hey, hey, Joe. I bet. Hey, boy, Saturday I'm getting them cartoons in. Yeah, but, you know, cartoons were the thing. You didn't watch no cartoons every day. The only cartoon they really came on every day was Tom and Jerry. But all the other cartoons are really, really good. Cartoons came on Saturday.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
And they came on about 7. 7, 7:30. By noon, they gone. They gone for the rest of the week.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
But then about that time that thing got you ready for soul to help this trip in America.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
With your host.
Joe Johnson
Hey, Scooby Doo.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Remember the Thundercats about Roadrunner, Mimi?
Joe Johnson
Yeah. Roadrunner.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Yeah. All that Space Ghost.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
The Halls of Justice.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Woody Woodpecker. Y' all remember Woody Woodpecker?
Joe Johnson
Woody, huh?
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
In European football, refs issue cards for simulation. So if a player over Exact. Over exaggerates a file, he or she is carded. I think basketball needs something similar. What you think?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
What you talking about? For like the excessive filing or flopping?
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
No, for excessive. For flopping and trying to sell a call.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah. Well, man, they claim they supposed to be finding guys for all this flopping.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
I ain't find nobody.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
They ain't finding nothing.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, and soccer, they do that. Joe, if you try to get a foul inside 18 so you can get a. Get a penalty kick.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
You simulate like, he really tripped you and he didn't.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
Who flop? You get a yellow.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Damn.
Joe Johnson
Same thing in open play. If you do it anywhere on the field trying to get a call and it just egregious, you get you getting a yellow.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Y' all remember Mighty man and Yuck? Who Mighty Man? Y had a dog house over his head.
Joe Johnson
No, I remember Mighty Mouse. I don't know about no Mighty.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Oh, man. Yeah, Jabber Jaw. Do y' all remember Jabber Jaw?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Nah, I don't.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Oh, come on, man. Y' all ain't watching. Chad, they ain't watching no cartoons. They ain't watching no cartoons. Chat.
Joe Johnson
Hey, the only thing I know cartoon I know start with a J is Johnny Bravo. I don't know about no Jabba Jaw. I ain't never heard of that.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
They don't even know nothing about no Jabber J on the chalky Shark.
Joe Johnson
No, no.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Oh, my good. I'm done with y'. All. Okay? I can't. Y' all don't know nothing. But hey, Shay. And fingernails are nice, but the spurs are kicking it. They're kicking that ish.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Now, they had a good game. Game six. I told. I told y'.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
All.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
They held it was gonna Be hard for OKC to win that Game six in San Antonio, but back in okc, Game seven. Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
They gonna get it, Joe.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
They gonna get it done. Okay. Ocho ojo. You wanna bet something on Game seven?
Joe Johnson
Nah. Cause I'm still gonna beat your ass by my 500. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, don't. Don't make it hard on yourself. Not Joe.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey.
Joe Johnson
Because the next thing. The next thing. I ain't gonna say it. I'm gonna let you.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Okay.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Jordan Porter said. I can't believe y' all ain't never seen no. Y' all don't know nothing about no Mighty man in Europe.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
No, I don't know nothing about that. Okay.
Joe Johnson
I don't think nobody in the chat know anything about that. Huh?
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Chad? Y' all don't remember Mighty man in York? He was so ugly. Take us. He scared people. He take that dog house over here. He was ugly. Nah, actually, we had a homegirl. We used to call that. I can't believe y'.
Kyler Murray
All.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
No, man. Hey, hey. Who's Tom and Jerry watching?
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Not. Not Joe.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah. Yeah,
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
man. Uncle Nocho. ISO choose the country to live in for a year. The Dominican. Colombia. Brazil. Oh, Lord Jesus.
Joe Johnson
I'm going to Brazil. Matter of fact, when I go to Brazil, I want to live in the favelas.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
No, I don't try to live there. I would want some. I want a little plusher accommodations than the favelas. I don't think there's anything wrong with the Frazilla favelas, but I kind of live like that when I was growing up, so I'm good. I'm cool on that. Yeah.
Joe Johnson
Yeah. I'm trying to go home.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
What you want, Joe? Dominican or Colombia?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
I'm going to Colombia.
Joe Johnson
Damn.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Oh, Lord.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Where you going?
Joe Johnson
I'm going to play soccer. Y'.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
All.
Joe Johnson
Y' all can have. Y' all gotta have that.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Yeah, I'm going to play golf. Columbia. Brazil.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
I'm going to do some yoga in Colombia. I know.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Yeah. Oh, man. Damn. It's. I need a coin. Hold on. George. George, give him a coin. George. All right, all right, Chat heads, I'm going to Colombia. Tails, I'm going to Brazil. Brazil it is.
Joe Johnson
Hey. Hey, uncle, you can come stay with me in the favela.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Oh, I won't go party doing nothing with you.
Joe Johnson
We gonna. We gonna play footy all day.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
I don't know you.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
No.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
All day you gonna be doing some. You doing some. All some crazy stuff over there, man.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
You already know it.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
You gonn of all. You end up getting us banned.
Joe Johnson
No, I know everybody over there. You good, you good? Hey, I'm introduce you to Vinnie. I'm. You gonna meet Neymar, you know.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Hey, the Columbia boy, Jojo. You boy, the Columbia bl.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, I already know it.
Joe Johnson
Hey, I'm.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Hey, hey, what is this about the Brazilian? I don't know what it is.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
You know what it is. You know what it is. Yeah.
Joe Johnson
Hey, we gonna be straight. I got my homeboy right in Brazil. His name. Yeah, John blogs, huh? Anything we need, we good. Be good.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Okay? I literally called this series game to game, before the series started for Spurs. Let's go. Four to the Knicks and the job done. Hello. Can I get a shout out for my lovely wife Emma? She gave birth to our newborn son earlier today. She pushed for 20 minutes. Love today.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Damn.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Emma, congratulations. Hubby wanted to give you a shout out. Congratulations on delivering a healthy baby. I'm sure you're ecstatic. Hopefully mother and baby are healthy and safe. Thank you so much, bro, for watching the show, for supporting the show. Hey, got a little nightcap. Got another little light cap, fam. Appreciate you, bro.
Joe Johnson
Hey, you need a babysitter? Holla at your boy, huh?
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Y' all sure ISO isn't from Baton Rouge. That's Webby, brother.
Joe Johnson
What they trying to say? You look like Webby boy. Grow. Hey, grow an afro.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
I got a little fro. I got a little mini fro.
Joe Johnson
Yeah. Hey, yeah, you now. You guys a Jerry curl?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Nah, nah, Come on, bro.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
That way. Keep it tied down like that.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, well, you know, if you got hair, you know, you gotta keep. You got to preserve it.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
So, you know, I got.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
You know, I had to keep this, you know. Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
What's up, Ocho and Armadillo Cowboy.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
All right.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Oh, you got the trivia. Ocho got the spelling. What we got for Ocho? Math, black history or geography? Oh, Joe, what you want? You want math, black history or geography?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Give me black history.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Man, they get Joe. The toughest ones, man.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Your nightcap Friday today on the East coast is my 21st birthday. Happy to celebrate with you guys. Will you go to a Golden Knights game since you're back in the Stanley Cup Final?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
No, nah, his ass ain't going.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
But I do like, hobby hockey. I went to. I went to a. Ran a couple of Rangers games. They. They. I actually. I went to not the Avalanche before the app. The. They used to be have a hockey team in Denver before the Avalanche actually came. I think they were called the Grizzlies, like a semi pro Hockey team. Look it up. I think that that's what they were called. I like. I like. You know, I like. I like hockey, but I like it. It's better in person than it is on TV, I tell you that.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah,
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
but. Happy. Happy 21st birthday, bro. Big two. One. There's a lot of things you can do, but I advise you, there's a lot of things that you shouldn't do. Just because you can, that don't mean you should. What's up, guys? If a woman asks you out on a date, she paid to get your hair cut. She paid to dinner. Does that mean you. You got to shake the covers?
Joe Johnson
Hey.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Hell, yeah. You gotta shake the.
J.J. McCarthy
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
It's such a rarity.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
So I'm willing to pay. Especially in this time, in this era, when it comes to dealing with women where they're looking for a provider, you find one willing to do everything in the beginning, up front. Yeah, you might want to go ahead and keep that one, young girl.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Yeah.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, hey, hey. But you're gonna damn sure have to shake the covers if you're doing all that.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or. Or know your worth and make a weight. Huh, huh? Oh. Know you know your work. Do them how they do us.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
You already told me. You told me they'd be doing it on the first date. And I talk about where they wedding women at to be doing it like that.
Joe Johnson
Oh, you know, it depends on the first date. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Some. If someone make your way to. Depending on who you are.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
But I'm saying don't. I'm saying, don't you like to work for it a little bit? You don't really, you know, she give it to you. If she give it to you on the first day, you kind of lose
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
a little respect for it. We just keep. I don't.
Kyler Murray
I don't.
Joe Johnson
I don't lose nothing. Because life, if I like, it, could
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
be the first date. If I don't like you, it can be. It can be a month, it can be six. Work, six months.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
No, no, no, man. First. First date, first time y' all hang out, she come up out for it. Y' all not. Yeah, yeah, y'.
Joe Johnson
All. Hey, hey. Ain't Ain't nothing like a woman knowing what she won't. Joke. What we playing is what we playing the waiting game for. Like, we ain't playing.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
We ain't playing no waiting game. You know, some people. Some people.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
You tried to wait, Joe.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
I don't know. You know, when I'm vibing, if I'm Vibing. Okay, Ocho, I ain't necessarily, you know, I. I ain't necessarily got to get the draws, you know what I mean? Like, we can have.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
What have you been talking? What have y' all been talking? Y' all hadn't gone out, but y' all been talking on the phone for like two, three months. And then when y' all go out, y' all already said this boom, boom, boom, boom. And then it happened. You could.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Oh, that's different. That's. That's a. That's a build up right there. That build.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Okay, okay, okay.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Now we're talking.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Now we talking. Okay.
Joe Johnson
Ain't got time for all them damn theatrics, man. What you try. What you trying to do? I want to know if. Hey, listen, Joe. I want to know if I'm gonna be around for the long term, because if we wait three to six months and we get to, you know, whatever it is and it's trash, I'm gonna be mad for wasting all this goddamn time.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, around you pulling out all your tricks the first night.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
What?
Joe Johnson
Man, I'm.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Man, man, you know that, man. Hey, you know that, man. Hey, Joe, that man eat at Everybody house and everybody, please.
Joe Johnson
I ain't. I ain't. I ain't doing all. I ain't doing all that. But listen, Joe, my reputation speaks for itself.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
You hear me?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
When it come to that.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, man, ain't got time to be plum. I'm just being honest. Hey, Joe, all that waiting and all that's going, hey, guess what? All that is performative, Joe.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Ocho, if she'll do it on the first night here, she'll do it on the eighth night. Hey, who you in a rush for? I ain't in no rush.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Well, as you do it, the first that I'm trying to get, see, I'm trying to get the eight in the road in, and I'm trying to be like 60 Celtics, eight in a row. I'm glad you told me that, Joe.
Joe Johnson
Hey, Joe, all that waiting, man, and all that, man, that's. You know, when you're young, you know, when you're young and they telling you, you know, if you wait, you got to make the guy waiter. And it don't mean nothing because no longer how long you wait, huh, Joe, it would never change the outcome whether a guy wants to be there or whether he wants to leave it. It don't matter because some people had one night stands and they got married. Some women had made a guy wait six months, and when he got what he wanted, he gone.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
I understand that, Ocho. I just think, you know, I know you know, you and I'll get all a little freaky. So
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
what you mean, Joe, I gave you scenario is that what if this is a build up, you meet somebody, y' all talk. It don't happen. Y' all talking every so, okay, so you talk in September, you talk in October, you see somebody late November, and then you, like, y' all get together and you're like, boom.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Oh, yeah, we shaking the covers. Yeah, I get that part. Yeah, I get that. Ocho act like he can't wait. He meet on the first night. He got to go ham.
Joe Johnson
What are you waiting for? What's the point? What's the end goal? The end goal is always that.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Nah, damn, Ocho, I can't. I can't, I can't, I can't. I can't get to know her and see what type of person she is. Like, I may not she. Because she fronting for me the first night. She lying.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Yeah, I'm trying to. I'm trying to do it inside out. Joe.
Joe Johnson
Joe, you hear me? So when you first meet somebody, right, they put their best foot forward.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
They lie, represent.
Joe Johnson
Is they representative?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
They lying.
Joe Johnson
It's their representative.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
You know, I ain't got time. Listen, listen, miss, you ain't got to do all that. You ain't got to do all that. Look, I'm gonna be here. What you trying to do, huh? What you need paid, huh? Let's get this out the way. I ain't got time to be playing. Hey, I'm grown, okay? What you need? How many kids you got? Because you got to have two. If you ain't got at least two kids, I can't deal with you no way.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
You need a season, huh? She got to be seen.
Joe Johnson
I need you seasoning, right?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah.
Joe Johnson
What you trying to do?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, okay.
Joe Johnson
Ain't got time.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Yeah, Joe. Oh, look, look, I ain't on that without you. I ain't on that without you.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you would.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
You would.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Ojo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Joe. I grew up in the 70s, you know. Hey, I'm the 70s. We. We slow. I slow walk.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, okay, slow walk.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
But she told. Hey. She like, hey, hey, so you don't meet Joe.
Joe Johnson
I'm.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
I'm playing it like Joe, Ocho. Yeah, playing it like Joe, you know, cool. You know all that boom, boom, boom. She's like, hey, you know why I'm here? I know why I'm here. What you doing? Nah, you Know it's stop playing.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe Johnson
Hey, hey, Joe.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Hey, you thought I was in the NBA. I told him, put away sweat, Joe.
Joe Johnson
Hey, you know what Joe like, hey, you know what? You know what Joe like when he meets somebody, like how it happened in the movies.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Yeah, that's how Joe is. Joe Holiday Hallmark movie.
Joe Johnson
Everybody's trying to do all that. That bull job you talking about, man, all this performative. Hey, he like the movie. Was it like Pretty Woman?
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, hey,
Joe Johnson
I ain't gonna give you nothing on the first night. I want to show you a good time first.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, hey, Ocho. I want to know if she got a good head on her shoulder, okay?
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
What we gonna find out shortly.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
I knew. Hey, hey, I knew that live. I knew y' all dunk it.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
I knew I ain't gonna find that out by asking no questions.
Joe Johnson
Talk about, man, I want to see if she got a good head on her shoulder. Man,
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
we moved. I ain't fooling with you. Oh, please have someone tell Ocho hyper ass, that Raleigh is pronounced Raleigh, not rallya. Damn, Ocho.
Joe Johnson
It's called ralia. The people that actually live here in Raleigh, the newscasters, even they have said it's Raleigh, and it sounds much better. With all due respect for the capital of North Carolina, it will be Raleigh from now on.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Big fam. Currently deployed and asking for a shout out to my beautiful wife Naja, for holding it down. Been married almost five years and this is my fourth deployment during marriage. Nausea. Thank you for holding it down for fellas, for your service. That's first and foremost. Thank you for your service. Yes, Nigel, thank you. Tell Cambodia get out to get out the shop. Bill, Suge, Knight, all in the camera. But no, in all seriousness, thank you, bro. Thank you for your service. Your wife, Naja, thank you for holding it down for it. That reads a really lot. Because he's given his service protecting this country and to know. So he has someone has a foundation back home that supports him, that loves him and holding it down for him. So we want to thank you. Behind a strong man, there's a strong woman, and that is you. Thank you, bro. That completes this episode of Nightcap. Guess what, guys? We have a game seven. Oh, yeah.
Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yes, sir.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Have a game seven. Wimby was sensational, but the spurs played unbelievable basketball. Minimize the turnovers, got on the glass, did a great job of keeping Shay off the free throw line, did a great job of closing out the shooters, and they won this ball game by 20 plus points. And we have a game seven we thought it would go seven in the beginning. Hey and we got what we wanted. Thank you guys for joining us for another episode of Nightcap. Y' all know who I am. I'm your favorite unc and that is my partner and co host. That's the Liberty City Legend, a six time Pro Bowler and an All Pro. And that is also Ocho Cinco Johnson and the seven time NBA All Star from the Atlanta Hawks, Little Rock, Arkansas native. That is ISO Joe Johnson. Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit the like button and go subscribe to the Nightcap podcast feed wherever you get your podcast from. Thank you guys for your support. You stay with us the whole time. Thank you guys for tuning in. We greatly, greatly appreciate that those looking to purchase a bottle of Shade by Laportier head over to laportierconac.com to purchase you a bottle if it's currently unavailable in a state or city near you. It is a premium VSOP Cognac, the best tasting, smoothest VSOP Cognac on the market. Try it for yourself and you'll see. Please drink responsibly and stay safe. The spurs lay down the beat down on the Thunder Put down a mean demonstration 118 to 91. Wimby has now total 18 blocks in a Western Conference final since 2000. Only two other men had did it before Wemby, Shaquille O' Neal and Tim Duncan. Wimby is in very, very elite demonstration. I mean company. Thank you guys for joining us. I'm He's Ocho, he's ISO. We're off tomorrow. Hey, two straight weeks we've been going. We finally get a day off.
Joe Johnson
This was a great. This was a great show to end on though.
Host 1 (possibly Joe or main host)
Yes, this was a great show to end on. We'll see you Saturday after game seven. Thank you guys for joining us tonight. Sa.
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Hosts: Shannon Sharpe (“Unc”), Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson (Ocho), Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Date: May 29, 2026
Theme: This lively, unfiltered episode of Nightcap brings together sports legends for an in-depth, no-holds-barred discussion of NFL quarterback controversies, personal player stories, trade drama, and fan Q&A. The featured topics include the Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback situation, CJ Stroud’s much-talked-about haircut, Saquon Barkley’s reaction to AJ Brown’s departure, and plenty of candid off-the-field banter.
The hosts dive into pressing NFL storylines, focusing on Vikings quarterback dynamics between Kyler Murray and J.J. McCarthy, analyze the narrative around CJ Stroud's new look, and discuss the implications of the upcoming AJ Brown trade for the Eagles and Patriots. The night also features interactive audience questions, plus humorous, sometimes risqué life advice.
Key Points:
“I’ve played seven years now, going on eight... Give him any knowledge he needs. We both want what’s best for the team.” (04:04)
“It’s just like two guys in a classroom... the coach's responsibility to teach us.” (04:32)
“You can tell he hasn't been prepped in the right way to answer questions when it comes to players inside that locker room, especially one that you're competing against” (05:03)
“J.J. know that, that college there to take his damn job. That’s what he know.” (05:38)
Notable Quote:
"The mere fact that they got Kyler Murray in there tells you everything you need to know. J.J. McCarthy, don't be mad at the coach. Be mad at you. Your play brought this on." — Shannon Sharpe (06:00)
Supporting Discussion:
They highlight McCarthy’s college background as a run-heavy, not pass-heavy QB, questioning his fit for an NFL system that demands more versatility and volume passing (09:00–11:00).
CJ’s Perspective:
“I was told that people thought I was depressed or... I wasn’t. I was doing okay. Been thinking about cutting my hair for a long time... I just didn’t know how my helmet was going to fit.” (11:14) “I hate everything in my life is so public... But yeah, I like my haircut.” (11:40)
Hosts’ Take:
"Your play got to do all the talking. Damn them haircuts." (12:38)
Notable Insight:
"He has to have a bounce-back year. This is money year." — Joe Johnson (13:33) "It’s extremely hard to overcome bad quarterback play now." — Shannon Sharpe (14:21)
Saquon Barkley’s Reaction:
“Going to be a hard time for me to say anything bad about AJ Brown. One of my favorite teammates I’ve ever been around... But this is the business. The show goes on.” (16:02)
Trade Analysis:
Jalen Hurts Speaking on AJ Brown:
“There’s an if obviously lingering... But nothing can replace all the greatness that we achieve together.” (19:03)
Host Analysis:
“When a guy gets like this publicly, it’s only a matter of time.” — Shannon Sharpe (20:18)
“Sometimes it’s just time. It just runs its course, you know? ... When people get divorced, what do you have? Irreconcilable differences.” (25:15, 25:26)
Notable Quote:
"Winning in sports, and winning at a high level, is not easy... They just made it look easy." — Shannon Sharpe (26:16)
Sample Questions & Notables:
“If she paid to get your hair cut and paid for dinner... you might want to go ahead and keep that one.” (82:53)
| Time | Topic | |---------|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 03:50–11:00 | Vikings QB drama: Kyler Murray & J.J. McCarthy | | 11:06–15:25 | CJ Stroud’s new haircut & media reaction | | 16:02–25:26 | Saquon Barkley on AJ Brown; Eagles & Patriots trade analysis | | 35:16–54:49 | Audience Q&A: marriage shout-outs, team rankings, Houston party vs. World Cup | | 67:15–71:13 | Diet, workouts, and playing habits during athletic primes | | 71:17–73:11 | Brief WNBA talk and playoff structure insights | | 77:34–78:26 | Dream countries to live in for a year | | 81:24–86:27 | Relationship dynamics, "cover shaking," and social philosophy | | 91:17–93:11 | Game 6 recap: Spurs over Thunder, Wemby’s statistical milestone |
Unfiltered, comedic, and personal, the Nightcap crew blend expert football analysis with genuine locker-room humor, relatable tales, and a willingness to address everything from player media training to grown-man relationship advice. The tone is friendly, spirited, and engaging—mirroring the banter of sports legends who aren’t afraid to poke fun at each other and themselves.
The hosts celebrate a great show, hype up the upcoming Spurs-OKC Game 7, and thank their loyal audience for the engagement, with a special shout-out to fans and their families.
Shannon ends with a reminder:
“Winning in sports, and winning at a high level, is not easy... even the teams that make it look easy, it’s not.” (26:16)
“We’ll see you Saturday after Game 7.” (93:13)
For anyone who missed it: this episode is a perfect blend of current NFL talk, NBA playoff hype, personal stories, life advice—and the classic, candid chemistry between Unc, Ocho, and Joe that defines Nightcap.