Deebo & Joe - Part 2: Shedeur Sanders vs Deshaun Watson Heats Up + Myles Garrett Injured

Summary

Nightcap Podcast - Deebo & Joe, Part 2 (Aug 3, 2026)

Shedeur Sanders vs. Deshaun Watson Heats Up + Myles Garrett Injured

Episode Overview

This episode of Nightcap delivers an unfiltered, late-night dive into hot NFL training camp battles, player drama, and locker room culture, with Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson. The focus is on the quarterback competition in Cleveland—specifically between Shedeur Sanders and Deshaun Watson (with some Dylan Gabriel debate)—plus updates on Browns star Myles Garrett’s injury and a deeper look at player traditions like rookie dues. The hosts sprinkle in stories, banter, and answer live super chat questions, keeping a conversational and real tone throughout.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Browns Quarterback Battle: Shedeur Sanders vs. Deshaun Watson (and Dylan Gabriel)

Timestamps: 03:13–14:31

• Joe sets the table: "Hopefully was getting to the quarterback competition. Now." (03:21)
• Debo wants numbers up for real comparisons, emphasizing Gabriel can't be counted out based on stats.
  • Debo: "He has the highest completion percentage, Joe." (04:10)
  • Joe downplays the stat difference: "By…not even a full percent. Like 1%." (04:16)
• Debate on whether it’s really just a two-horse race or if Gabriel should be getting a real chance.
  • Debo: "I see the 1 and 2 fighting for 1 and 2, but I also see your boy, what's his name? ... Dylan Gabriel." (03:55)
• Joe's stance: Pads aren’t on, joint practices and preseason games matter more than early camp stats. Expects the real starter to be named after joint practices with the Bills.
  • Joe: “…by the second, after the joint practices…that's when we're going to have to call who's going to be the starting quarterback.” (06:55)
• Shedeur Sanders praising: Noted for red-zone execution, winning the competition so far.
  • Joe: “I'm liking what I'm seeing…Shedeur executing looking really, really good.” (06:41)
• Deshaun Watson context: Ongoing battle but presence justified by his massive contract and expectations.
• Dylan Gabriel's chances: Dismissed by Joe as a future starter—sees his arm strength as lacking.
  • Joe: “I just don't see it and it's okay.” (14:17)
  • Debo: “Pretend you're a Steelers fan. Who would you want to be the quarterback you were playing against?”
    Joe: “Dylan Gabriel. Because…I could pick him off the easiest.” (14:43)
• Future of the franchise: Neither Watson nor Gabriel are seen as the long-term answer—Shedeur's success (or not) will shape the Browns' direction.
  • Joe: “I don't think Deshaun Watson is going to be our future quarterback moving forward. I don't think Dylan Gabriel is going to be the future quarterback moving forward.” (11:39)
  • Plan B is “franchise QB in next year's draft if Shedeur doesn't pan out.” (14:14)

2. Myles Garrett Injury & Team Physicality

Timestamps: 24:01–29:15

• Debo raises concern over the vagueness of Garrett’s "soreness in his lower half," questioning if it masks a more serious issue.
  • Debo: "Three days straight of vagueness, soreness, Joe…when you say there's no reason for concern. But you give me lower extremity soreness…makes me concerned." (25:20)
• Joe downplays: “I think it's...nothing serious. Vet days, legs a little tired.” (26:45)
• Both agree veterans should get the benefit of rest, but Debo’s doubts linger, especially with whispers about Aaron Donald possibly returning: “...maybe the hope of [Aaron Donald] may be a necessity instead of a hope.” (26:45)

3. Locker Room & Rookie Traditions

Timestamps: 29:29–37:17

• The guys recount NFL rookie rites of passage—stocking snacks, buying Popeyes, avoiding real hazing.
  • Debo: “I don't even know why this is a story…everybody got to do something, bro.” (30:21)
  • Joe on his rookie year: “I bought the entire defense iPads...that was my rookie dues.” (31:06)
• Both highlight the difference between in-good-fun traditions and disrespectful hazing:
  • Joe: “At the end of the day, he’s still a grown man, no matter if he’s a rook or not.” (35:35)
  • Debo: “You go put my stuff in the water. Then they throw the mug in the ice machine and bury it… brick of ice, man!” (44:20)
• Memorable story: a rookie’s car filled to the roof with popcorn as payback for forgetting snacks (34:33).
• Message: Respect in the locker room trumps mean-spirited hazing—rituals are about bonding.

4. Live Super Chats: Fan Q&A (Selected Moments)

Timestamps: 45:14–57:46

• Jake Paul’s $1M challenge: Can any NFL player box better than he can run a route? Debo and Joe laugh it off, suggest Le'Veon Bell is the clear answer.
  • Debo: “He could run a route way better than you can box. And he could box better than you can run a route.” (45:45)
• Drew Aller as "Mount Drew": Debate over his potential to be the next Big Ben—both think that's a heavy comparison but shout out the fan's optimism. (47:37)
• On whether ex-Browns QBs were set up to fail:
  • Fan: "Shador should take note of how they treated Baker Mayfield and get out of Dodge.”
  • Joe: “The best thing you can do is perform…control what you can control.” (49:09)
• Receiver market & cornerback motivation: Joe loves when highly paid receivers come to town—“We want all the smoke. We want all the noise.” (51:16)
• Roster spot in preseason:
  • Debo: "Preseason is about making that 53-man roster, not winning at all costs.” (55:58)
  • Joe: “Each play is a resume—did I do my job, get a check mark, or a minus?”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Numbers don't lie…women lie, numbers don't lie.”
  — Debo (04:30)

• “If it was up to me, Shedeur should have been the starting quarterback.”
  — Joe (08:11)

• “Shador's numbers…are better, obviously, than Deshaun Watson.”
  — Joe (09:10)

• “That's why you cool with your list? Just…but y'all don't even know how to practice, bro. Y'all ain't even in pads yet, bro.”
  — Debo (15:02)

• “You can't make up what you want and say, oh, this means that, and that means this. You can't do that. That's what a contract is made for.”
  — Debo on NFL contracts (27:59)

• “You want all these snacks, bring up the pads. That’s just what rookies would do.”
  — Joe (36:22)

• “We want all the smoke. We want all the noise.”
  — Joe (51:16)

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Important Segment Timestamps

• 03:13 – Quarterback battle discussion kicks off (Shedeur Sanders vs. Watson/Gabriel)
• 06:41 – First detailed Shedeur praise, red-zone practice success
• 10:56 – Owner’s comment on Watson’s future
• 14:14 – Joe: "If Shador's not the guy, you trade and draft a franchise QB"
• 24:01 – Myles Garrett injury talk (“soreness in his lower half”)
• 31:06 – Joe’s “rookie dues” iPad story
• 34:33 – Rookie car filled with popcorn (locker room story)
• 45:14 – Jake Paul boxing challenge reaction
• 49:09 – On what Shador needs to focus on (control what you can control)
• 51:16 – The “receiver market” and cornerback pride motivation
• 55:58 – Preseason priorities: roster over results

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Tone & Style

Unfiltered, funny, honest, and brotherly—Joe and Debo switch from deep football analysis to hilarious storytelling with seamless chemistry.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode: Key Takeaways

• The Browns’ QB battle is Shedeur’s to lose—Watson’s contract keeps him discussed, but Gabriel isn’t seen as the answer.
• Myles Garrett’s injury is vague but seems not serious, though Debo is suspicious.
• NFL rookie culture is about bonding and team, not just hazing—old-school gets playful, but respect is king.
• Fans drive the flow, and the co-hosts respond in real time to the big questions, emphasizing player empowerment and accountability.
• If you like stories, inside jokes, and real locker room takes, don’t miss this episode’s blend of insight and locker room lore.

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Next episode preview: Look out for Hottie and Unc from Diamond Gym joining for more behind-the-scenes conversation (57:53).

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[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

But what we go get to right now.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Hold, hold on, hold on, hold.

[Fred Armisen]

We.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

What you. I gotta ask you a question.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

The quarterback.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

The quarterback question. You still with the quarterbacks? Because I was about to say what

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

you get to the quarterbacks?

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Yeah.

[Sam J]

Okay.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

That's what I was about to, hopefully was getting to the quarterback competition. Now.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Yeah, I want to get into the quarterback.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Yes.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

I wanna. We talking about Shador taking care of his body, baby.

[Fred Armisen]

Hey.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

But what I want to get into is who you think could be the starting quarterback.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

I was going. Go ahead, talk first.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

What you thinking now? Right here, y' all got the numbers. Y' all got the numbers. Can we put the numbers up? Can we put the numbers up? You got the numbers. They go to numbers to go to numbers. All right. Hey, hey. I ain't even tripping. I'm. I ain't tripping. I ain't tripping. But I'm looking right now. I'm looking right now.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Stop.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Joe. Okay, now, I see the 1 and 2 fighting for 1 and 2, but I also see your boy, what's his name?

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Dylan. Gabriel.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Huh?

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Debo. Please don't. All this.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

He has the highest completion percentage, Joe.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

By. By bait. By. By a percent. And he's by base. By. By half. Not even a full percent. Like 1%. They. They basically had the same.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

I'm just saying. Joe.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

You're not. You're just trying to talk right now.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

I'm not trying to say what. Numbers don't lie. You don't believe women lie? Numbers don't lie. That's what the numbers say. Joe.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Why? It's like you got a two. It's a two horse race and you

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

bring a two horse race, it's three.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

What the coach say? What did coach Todd Monken?

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

He said everyone is in competition. That's what he said.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

He's really about to sit here. Okay. And he said, what's that thing called? What's that thing you doing? You doing something right now to me?

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

What am I doing to you? I'm just telling. You asked me what he said and I told you what he said.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Okay.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Now, so again, I know you think it's a two horse race, but as I'm looking at it, I don't know about that anymore. Joe. So who do you think, I mean, who, who?

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Debo. Debo, who do you think? Who do you think should be the quarterback? And this is what I'm saying too, and it's still early. I'm not saying he said he still hasn't announced a starting quarterback. Obviously there's days, today is the first. We still been out there with underwear on. They still practicing with shorts. Nobody put no pads on today. Monday, first padded practice. Okay. And then our first preseason game. Our first preseason game is the 15th. I think he's taking his time. Like he said, we have joint practices that start August 20th versus the Buffalo Bills and we play the Buffalo bills on August 22nd. You know as well as I know practices are happening now. They're going to have pads. They're going to play their first preseason game. I would hope that it would be called before then, but I'm giving them by the second, after, after, after the joint practices. By that time is the end of the time when we're going to have to call who's going to be the starting quarterback. And I think for sure it's going to be Shador Sanders. Because you know as well as I know once you go to those, when you go to those joint practices, you, you're playing against another team. You, that's where you really getting that, you getting that vibe. You're seeing who your quarterback. How are we performing against another team? So your teams know, people know. They're watching it right now, seeing how Shador is playing. I'm liking what I'm seeing. The touchdowns really came from. Now it was red zone practice. So before this, nobody was really getting any touchdowns. Last practice when the touchdown started going crazy, it was the red zone. Shedeur executing looking really, really good. Like I. So I want him to continue his process, continue working, continue doing the stuff that he was talking about. Before learning, trying to get better. And I think with him, desean too. Both of them are. They know it's a quarterback competition, but both of them are just trying to get better every single day, every single practice. Yes. Well, for me, what's up.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Looking at this sheet.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Yes.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

I can see how it's a Watson Shador competition right now. I think it should be a Shador dealing competition. I'm just looking at the numbers, Joe.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

I understand.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Hey, that's just how I feel. Because you saying it ain't gonna matter. You got to get the pass on. Then we go really see. You think getting the pass on, go make him be able to see better than to throw six picks this one.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

I'm gonna tell you, Debo, you think

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

that fire from the other team actually rushing your quarterback and wanting to go ahead and get that little tap on his back to let him know I was here, you wouldn't have got that off. You think that's going to make him better? You think that corner sitting over there in.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

In.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

In Buffalo, baiting him, baiting him into throwing that thing and then going, that's go make him better.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Hey, listen, if it was up to me, I think that Shador should have been the starting quarterback. So coaches giving it the time and they haven't still put on pads. We're watching the practice, we're seeing it. They're saying, I'm not going to be able to pick the quarterback.

[Kerry Brownstein]

He.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

They're going to pick the quarterback for me. It's the only.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

You know what's so crazy?

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

And Watson are getting reps with the first team. So we can't just even put Dylan. I understand what you're saying. He can't even.

[Fred Armisen]

He's.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

He's going vers. He's doing second team.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

So if he start getting one rep, you'll start being like, oh, there's people that saying that it could possibly be Dylan.

[Yamaneika Saunders]

I.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

If those people are just trying to give you that view to say stuff to me that make to piss me off. That's all. Because that's what they doing. Yes.

[Fred Armisen]

Yes.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Listen, man, it's a bunch of people on here that don't know neither one of us. That's.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

This is how we first came.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

We started off.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

It was. It was Deshaun Watson. He's making 45, $40 million this year. He has to start obviously to see what he got. He's in the competition versus Shador. They're battling for the number one quarterback. Shador's numbers that you're looking at are better, obviously, than Deshaun Watson. So now you just going to say we're going to bump my man up from the second team, move DeShawn out the whole way and now say Shador's battling versus Dylan Gabriel. That doesn't make any sense. He had a battle for QB1 versus Sean Watson. He's winning.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Your owner Haslam just come out and say he. He was not against the possibility of signing Watson to another year after this year. And Watson said he was open to coming back. Like, what's going on over there?

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

He's on the team right now. So you don't want to say, oh, I don't give a name what he does. He's not going to be.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

You can't say. Well, you know what, that bridge, when

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

we get to it, you can say that he's probably. You can.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

But he didn't. He didn't say that.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

He didn't say that, though. He didn't say that. He's just. He's trying to give him a different type of motivation because you know what? He might think about it, but guess what? He. He might not. You know what I'm saying?

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

And then, I mean, I understand what you're saying, but I'm just saying you want to put that out there.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

He's trying to put it out there for a good motivation for Watson. Like, okay, bet.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

But what about Dylan that's over here. Like, you keep worrying. So at what point. At what point do you give Gabriel an opportunity to fight for a second position? How many picks do Watson gotta throw, man? Eight, nine? 12. Don't forget he in year. What, eight? Yeah.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Yeah.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

What was second is.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

This is Gabriel's second year. Him and him. Him and last year.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Come on.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

So with the Debo. I don't. We. We're not.

[Kerry Brownstein]

We.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

We're talking about. Shador is the starting quarterback and now you're just trying to figure out when is Dylan Gabriel going to get his shot. I. I don't know. I don't know right now. I don't think Dylan Gabriel is going to be this. He's not. He's not the. The quarterback for the.

[Nick Turturro]

For the future.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

For the Browns. So I think.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

How you know that. What you saying Watson could be.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

No, I don't think neither one of them can be Debo. I don't think.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Hat on, Joe.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

I don't think. I don't think Deshaun Watson is going to be our future quarterback moving forward. I don't think Dylan Gabriel is going to be the future Quarterback moving forward. I think our best chance is for Shador Sanders to now see what we have. This is his second year. Even if Dylan Gabriel were to have these same new receivers, these new. The new offensive line that we have, I don't think his arm strength is good enough. When he was throwing some of those fade balls, it was just fluttering through the air, I don't think. I don't like his arm strength. So I'm thinking Shador. So if Dylan Gabriel were the quarterback. No, we would have to go draft.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

So what you're saying right now is in your mind, we only have. Y' all only have. I keep saying we.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Yes, because you my dog.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

No, I said we because I was. I was getting sentimental because it was Bernie Kozar that was interviewing him and I was. That was back when I was a fan and Bernie Kozar was my dude now.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Yes. Love Bernie.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Nah, still is. I ain't. I ain't gonna do it. So I, I kind of. That. They slipped out. I said we because it was, you know, that's what I was thinking about. But anyway, let me get back to what I was saying. Now. You said at. Let me make sure this right?

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Yes.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

It just changed at 11:51am on Aug. 3 that neither Watson nor Gabriel, you thought was the future franchise of this quarterback for this franchise.

[Sam J]

Right.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

With that being the case, you saying we only got one that could potentially be. And that should though. So basically you saying that in your GM opinion, we might be wasting a little time where we could have made up some ground and got somebody else is what you're saying.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

You got somebody else as a Browns

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

fan, as far as another quarterback that could actually potentially fight for.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

No, no, no. I think this is what's up. We need to either figure out, oh,

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

I love when Drew

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Deshaun Watson can be the backup. Dylan Gabriel, if you want to have him as a backup, we need a franchise quarterback. So I don't know. I haven't seen Jalen Green do anything yet. I'm just saying right now, Chador Sanders is our best shot. I thinking that we have a franchise quarterback on the roster. If he's not the one, then we're going to trade. We get rid of Dylan Gabriel, Deshaun Watson's not going to be on the team. We'll be in the same boat that we've been in needing a franchise quarterback. Then we have two first round picks. We gonna go get them next year in the draft. But right now, when we have Shador on this rookie contract, it's Not Dylan. We had him on the rookie deal. This is year two.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

He's still on the rookie deal. He only on year two.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

You done Dylan so fast. I understand, but Dylan got his first. Listen, I'm giving you my op. I don't think Dillon's going to be a starting quarter a franchise quarterback for a team just from his arm strength. Just from what I seen. No disresp, respect, but I just don't see it and it's okay.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Okay, so you know what I'm saying? Pretend that you're a Steelers fan for one minute. Who would you want to be the quarterback you were playing against

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

if I was playing?

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

You're a Steeler fan now. Let's pretend you're a Steelers fan.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Dylan Gabriel.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Dylan Gabriel. Wow.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Because he would. I feel like I could pick him off the easiest.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Who's your backup then?

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Desean Watson.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Okay, okay, okay. That's why you cool with this list?

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

My list is.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

That's why you cool with your list.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Just. But because y' all don't even know

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

how to practice, bro. Y' all don't even know how to practice. Y' all ain't even in pads yet, bro.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

We didn't pass today.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Did you just take it Own teammate in unpadded practice, bro. Look at this. What are you doing, bro? Look, the man looked like he got hit in the eye too.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Oh, oh, oh.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Come on, Joe. Come on, Joe. What they doing over there? Joe Quinn, Sean Junkins, Jenkins. Duncan's Junkins. That's what y' all doing over there.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

It's a. It was a. It was a chip.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

It's a chip, bruh. A chip. Look at it.

[Fred Armisen]

He.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

He. He just got poked in the eye. What it looked like ain't no pads on.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Yeah, man, you gotta hit him like that. Ain't gotta hit him like that. You gotta hit him like that.

[Nick Turturro]

He just.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

That's what y' all doing.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

He's trying.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Ah, now when he going fire on him. Now who fought it? That. Who is that then? What? That's how fight started. Surprise fighting even start.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Then he gonna have to box.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

As soon as they get passed on, I promise you they are going to be full go at him. Trying to light him up, bro.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

No, that's for sure. That's for sure, man. It's a chip. You gotta have a bigger. You gotta have a bigger base then, bruh.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

You think you, you.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

You would have went. You would have went and stole Debo. You would have went and stole smack off. But bruh, he stole it. Look like your toe. It looked like he's like his toe. Guy stepped on first and he was looking already kind of limping. And then he hit him. So I'm like, right.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

He gave him the whole.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

He gave him the whole shebang kitten caboodle.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

He jumped into it.

[Fred Armisen]

He did.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

He did. He did try to jump into him.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

He hit him like I hit Massaqua.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

No, not even close. Not even close, bruh.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

And that was his shells. That was in shells. If he weighed as much as me, it would have looked just as bad. But it wasn't.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Hey, I'm telling you this.

[Ari Chambers]

What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers.

[Sam J]

Hey, what's up, y'?

[Kerry Brownstein]

All?

[Sam J]

It's your girl, Sam J.

[Ari Chambers]

And we're the host of Everyone watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from together. And I heart women's sports because, let's

[Sam J]

be real, women's sports is giving us way too much to talk about these days.

[Ari Chambers]

So Kelsey Finler, she became the first female solo rower to go from California to Hawaii.

[Sam J]

My first thought is just like, what's up with the snacks? Like, what are we? What are we eating?

[Ari Chambers]

The highlights, the rivalries, the breakout stars, the moments that take over your entire

[Sam J]

timeline and the conversations that start during the game and somehow keep going all week. Every week, we're breaking down the biggest stories across women's sports.

[Ari Chambers]

Naomi Osaka showing out. She beat Sabalenka.

[Sam J]

Shout outs to you, Naomi, you get the palm.

[Ari Chambers]

Naomi, you get the palm for that.

[Sam J]

Because we're not just interested in what happened. We're interested in why everyone's talking about it. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to everyone watches women's Sports on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Fred Armisen]

Hey, Portlandia fans.

[Kerry Brownstein]

Kerry Brownstein and Fred Armisen here, you

[Fred Armisen]

know us, or rather, you know them. Tony and Candace, Nina and Lance, Spike and yes, the chicken.

[Kerry Brownstein]

We've played a lot of iconic characters over the years, but today we're showing up as ourselves to tell you about Podlandia. AO rewatch brand new podcast.

[Fred Armisen]

Each week, we'll revisit an episode of Portlandia from the very beginning, breaking down the sketches, exploring the backstories of our most iconic characters, revisiting the Portland locations you know and love, and opening up about our creative process.

[Kerry Brownstein]

How did any of this get made? Why did we think that was a good idea? We're ready to talk about it, and

[Fred Armisen]

we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life, guest stars, collaborators and friends, including director Jonathan Krisel, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.

[Kerry Brownstein]

Kyle is going for it. Here you fully improvised, not just words, but a song.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Well, I thought he was going to write. I thought you were all going to write a song.

[Kerry Brownstein]

I remember you thinking that.

[Fred Armisen]

Listen to Podlandia AO rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Chelsea Handler]

This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's respons responsible, you're the problem.

[Yamaneika Saunders]

If you come over here to play games, I'mma check you, okay? If you do some in the news that don't sound good, I'mma play you.

[Chelsea Handler]

Join Yamaneka Saunders as she breaks down the week's most problematic stories on her new podcast, you're the Problem with Yamaneika.

[Yamaneika Saunders]

Do you know I just found out who Sydney Sweeney was.

[Chelsea Handler]

New episodes weekly every Wednesday as part of my new network, the Dear Chelsea Network.

[Yamaneika Saunders]

If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men do better or do less so I don't have to do so much.

[Chelsea Handler]

So join Yamaneika each episode as she answers one question. Who's the problem?

[Yamaneika Saunders]

I'm Yamaneika, and I'm out. Listen to youo're the Problem with yamaneika on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Nick Turturro]

I'm Nick Turturro. You probably know me from NYPD Blue, the Longest Yard, or Spike Lee's blackkklansman. But I'm also from Queens, which means I know pizza. And on my new podcast, Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, I deliver pizza from Prince Street Pizza to a new guest.

[Ari Chambers]

Are you delivering pizzas now?

[Nick Turturro]

Then we sit down for a real conversation. I've shared a slice with everyone from Seth Rollins. What are you doing?

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

My belt.

[Nick Turturro]

To Alex Rodriguez.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Just to let you people know we're

[Nick Turturro]

talking to one of the goats here. To Bill Burr. I don't think I've ever met somebody so exactly out of their mind as I am. And now we even have more great guests coming up, including the great John Turturro. It's called Happiness. Delivering Happiness, Mariano Rivera, and many, many more. Open your free iHeartradio app search delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro. And listen now.

[Nancy Glass]

I'm Nancy Glass, host of the Burden of Guilt season three podcast. This is a story about a horrendous situation that destroyed two families. It started more than seven years ago when Cindy and Kenny were two 40 somethings who had just gotten engaged. Days later, they walked into a scorched earth war they never saw coming.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Turn around and place your hands behind your back.

[Nick Turturro]

The cops came into my house and

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

threw me in jail.

[Nancy Glass]

And to Cindy's surprise, her fiance Kenny was charged with abusing one of her children.

[Ari Chambers]

I never once doubted Kenny and I

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

always doubted the accusation.

[Nancy Glass]

On season three of Burden of Guilt, you'll hear a story about the lengths someone will go to in order to get what they want.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

This case has got to be one

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

of the most despicable.

[Nancy Glass]

Listen to season three, a burden of guilt on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

That was that. I wouldn't have did that. That was foul. That was foul, bruh.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

I ain't tripping. I don't think.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Would you have flown? Would you think you would have flown like that? Probably.

[Nick Turturro]

No.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Okay.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

I wouldn't know. Joe, Joe, Joe. I wouldn't. No.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

That's what I had. That's what I was.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

I wouldn't tell you right now.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

I wouldn't expected you to fly like that.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

I don't care what had happened. I would have been seeing him come through there anyway.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Debo. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, bro, my antennas is always up. Come on. That's what I'm saying. You gotta come to be a little bit more.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

I mean, and then he just laid down and made like he was gonna kick back up. And then. Ah, ain't got no fight. Ain't no fight. Joe.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Look at it. Look at it.

[Yamaneika Saunders]

Joe.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Ain't no. I don't.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

He fired on the man, gave him all that.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Now if he did that to him, like, I mean, I don't know if they gonna bring that.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

That's what I'm saying. If you get, if, if somebody hit you and you stay and they stay on their feet like, and they didn't

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

like, bro, he wasn't even looking for somebody.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

I understand, but that, that ain't even a legit.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

That's a declean. He decluttered him for sure. But that's not a legit. Like he's seen it coming. And I put that every time I

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

asked him about this for you. You keep saying your head would have been on the swivel. You would have seen him coming.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

I understand.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

So that's what I'm saying.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

I wouldn't have. Did that to my teammate.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

I wouldn't have did it to my teammate either. I wouldn't do that to my teammate either. But he's like, dude, look, we trying to establish physicality out here.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

He trying to establish physicality with no pads on.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

He didn't really. All right, I got you, Debo. I got you.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

I'm just saying. I'm just saying. That's all I was saying, man. Brown, Browning. So that's what it is. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, they starting. They. They start doing good, they get something going. Good for him, then they, you know what, like, yeah, let me take my teammate out, make sure he can't play anyway. Miles Garrett is dealing with little soreness in his lower half. Head coach Simon Vay says Sunday they keeping him out of practice for the third consecutive day. Joseph, do you think it's just a. A little soreness or is there a reason for worry or.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Rams are being smart. Rams are being smart. Rather take caution if there's any chance of feeling of, you know, hammies or something going on. Soft tiss.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

That man didn't say. Let me look at that again.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

What's that?

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

A little soreness lower half. Yeah. What that mean, Joe?

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

That mean he saw.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

But what is the soreness in your. Have you ever heard a little sore in his lower half? Not even pointing to a extremity. It could, but his lower half, Joe.

[Sam J]

Yeah.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

What's that? That's vague.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

That is super vague.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Why is it so vague? Three days straight of vagueness, soreness, Joe, not diva.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

I don't know. I don't know. I think it's chill. I think. I think it's. I think it's nothing. What do you think,

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Joe? You know me.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

I know. There you go. You think some.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

I think I'm hoping it's not. Okay, serious. Okay, but you holding out the Aaron on the side of being smart, you know there's no reason for concern when you say there's no reason for concern. But you give me lore extremity soreness, that kind of makes me concerned because you're not giving me exactly, you know, what it. What it is or what it could be. And when I hear things like that and the talk of Aaron, Donald coming back, I think. I hope it's not, but I think there may be a little bit of concern that maybe he may be out for a little bit of time with something more than a little bit of soreness. And that's why the hope of ad may be a necessity instead of a hope. Joe. That's all I'm saying. Will you tell me what you think, Joe?

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

I'm going to say I'm hoping that this thing is just honestly soreness. Vet days, legs a little tired.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

It just started. Maybe they tight muscles might be tight. Maybe he had no body work. Yeah, body work.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

He was traveling a lot of travel.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Traveling, you know, coast to coast.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

It's nothing, nothing serious.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Moving all this stuff.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Moving all this stuff. He might move.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

He has somebody delivered. Joe.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Never know. Miles is. You never know. Miles don't be. Miles is real. He's. He's like you. Miles isn't throwing his money around. Miles might have moved himself.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Miles ain't like me because I wouldn't have left that money sitting on that table. But not going to the motas and

[Kerry Brownstein]

all that other stuff.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Yeah, you're right.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

I'd have caught that million dollars. We different now.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

He was. Yeah, but he was negotiating. He knew he was. He knew he wasn't coming back. That's why, though, Debo. They told him. He told him not to come.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

They already. Okay, but I'm. No, I'm coming to get that. You could tell me to get that. I'm still coming.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Still come to get that.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

I'm under contract, Anna. I got a clause.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

But then they might not let you leave.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

You go, let me leave and you go, let me leave with this because I earned it.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

But, but this is what I'm saying.

[Fred Armisen]

You.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

What you think a contract is for? What's in the contract is what you go by. You can't make up what you want to and say, oh, this means that, and that means this. You can't do that. That's what a contract is made for. You have to be specific and state, I'm coming to get my money in OTAs and you go pay me. That is why there's contracts. It specifically states what it is, where

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

it is, what money. The Miles move so he could make sure that they could trade him.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

He just moved some money around to the back end. And he didn't get that though, because it don't.

[Nick Turturro]

He got it.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

He get it over there. He get it over there. He just delayed when he got it. That's all that was, Joe.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

That's all that was.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

The, the. The money in the bonuses. That's not even counted towards anything. So I'm. I, Joe, I gotta go get that. The contract say I can get it. I'm going to get it. You ain't about to do nothing outside what the contract say, otherwise you go have to See, me and my people. Okay,

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

okay.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

I feel you.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

You're the one. Why we a little.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Oh, I'm gonna get my money. That's why we're a little different. Hey, listen, through hell and high water, I'm gonna get my money. But that might be why he got a little tightness in his muscle. I don't know.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

He gonna be straight.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

He gonna be straight. I hope, I'm hoping he gonna be straight, brother. That is, that is, you know, that is 100. Now look here, man. The Pats rookies, they got to pay their dues, man.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

There it is.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Okay, so are expected to fill the snack reserves for their position groups.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Yes.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

And rookie quarterback Morton has to make sure fresh oranges are plentiful in the quarterbacks room to go with the juicer maybe purchased last season. That's not bad.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Okay.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Keeping cups stocked is part of the job, as is having gushers for the. Who is that? DeVito.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Okay.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

And purple bag Doritos. I guess those are the spicy sweet chili.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Yeah.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

With a quarterback coach, Ashton Grant.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Yes.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

I don't even know why this even like a, you know, a story, to be honest with you. Because, like, I think everybody got to do something, bro. What you, what you have to do. I know I had to do something.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Everybody got dues.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

You was a seven. You, you was a first round pick, right?

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

I was a first round pick. Seventh pick.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

What they make you do?

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

They went hard. So look, I, I, they went hard on you. No, no, no, no, no. I went and knocked it. I just went and got the whole. This is 2010. So this is when iPads first came out. So I bought the entire defense iPads. And when I bought the entire defense iPads, that was my rookie dudes. He said, brody, you don't have to do nothing else. So I was smooth. Only thing, my boy, I did that I bought them. I bought them all iPads and everybody was cool and they were.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

You bought, you bought your way out of all your dudes?

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

That's on my way out of the dudes. But then this is the other thing we had to do. And I made sure so we. It was me, tj, Larry Asante and Cliff Gaither. So it was four defensive people that got drafted. All we had to do was make sure they had popeyes. We had to go, Somebody had to go pick up the popeyes before the game. Every game. So before the game, before we left, before the plane. Before the plane.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

You talking about Saturday?

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Saturday. Saturday before the, before the plane. Yes, yes, yes. We had to have Popeyes before the plane. So we did walk through, and then right after walk through, when we was going to the. One of the rookies, somebody had to make sure we had Popeyes for everybody. So that was the only joint we had to do the Popeyes. I got him the iPads. It was smooth. And then we did the rookie dinner.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Okay? You ain't had no hazing of any sort, like, anything that you.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

The good part was Deebo, I had great OGs. We had pops, Mike Adams, we had Sheldon Brown, we had Eric Wright, and we had Abe Elam. These dudes were just good dudes. So they just wanted to make sure, as long as you brought the food, long as you had the Popeyes for them. You know what I'm saying? And then, like, buck about the Popeyes. Like, rookies, y' all got rooks. Make sure you got the Popeyes. Make sure we got the food on the plane. Cool. We got the food on the plane. They don't have no problems. You don't have food on the plane. And, like, bro, like, it's disrespect. So I'm like, I respect it because you're not asking nothing. Crazy People are hungry. You know what I'm saying? Y' all want some food, and I'm going to do the same thing next year. If we want some popeyes, we want some type of food, we gonna have these rooks come in because we did it. You know what I'm saying? And it wasn't no, like, man, they were super, like, no chill looks. Just make sure y' all get the food for us when we go to the plane. Cool. Got you, og. That's all you need. Solid.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Yeah. See, I had. I had good OGs, too. I ain't. We ain't have to do nothing. We ain't had to do nothing. Crazy rookie dinner, of course, and that was just for the linebackers. We had to make sure the room was stocked with. With candy and all that other snacks and candy.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Snacks and candy for snacks and candy. Candy for sure.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

And, like, we ain't like, all the stuff where they tie dudes up to gold post.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

None of that.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

They hair and all that. I'm like, none of that. You can't. You can't cut nobody's hair. That's crazy. Like, that's wild. Like, you want to cut my hair?

[Fred Armisen]

You can't.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

I'm like, no, that's the fight. They couldn't. Cat's ball taped them up against the thing. I'm like, nah, y' All.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

No, bro, take your pads in. Cool.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Like, dude, that's out of control. We had like, we had some kids like, like, as we got older that like, like, that didn't want to like, do the part so they. They. They forget something like twice. Like, one time you let. You know, you let it slide, you know. Second time, dude. Woodley. Yo, this. This man, Lamar, Willie, man, I forget who it was, bro. But the dude wasn't. He wasn't bringing either the snacks or he didn't bring the. The breakfast in the morning on a Saturday. I think it was twice or something. Whatever it was, Willie went and had them get popcorn, bro. He had a brand new Caddy, dude. Ain't even. It wasn't even all 30 day tags yet, bro. He had them fill up this man's car with popcorn. Butter popcorn, bruh.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Oh, no.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

All the way to the top of the sunroof, bruh. All the way through the car, dumped it in through the top of the sunroof, bruh. They brought up like two, three vans full of popcorn to fill this man's car, bro. See, let's just say he ain't never missed another thing since then.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

And I bet.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

And then we had. We had another one, bro. He ain't want to listen. So they ended up taking his clothes, bro. I'm like, yo, after he get. After he get undressed, take his clothes he wore here and put them in bags, fill it up with water and throw it in the freezer. And then don't give him nothing to wear home. Like, oh, whatever the. You got, like, so the equivalent room, like, hey, don't give me nothing to wear home. He was. He wasn't bringing the candy. Like, he wasn't. He wasn't bringing the snacks like he was supposed to. Froze into a brick like he came back.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Yeah, that's what he get. Some of the dudes, like, the younger dudes, like, the thing is when they're not making you do nothing crazy, right, bro?

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

You're not doing nothing crazy. Candy.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

It's snacks. So carry pass.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

That was it. During. During training camp, you would have to carry pads up. That was it. And then that gets you that. I ain't gonna even lie. That kind of got you out of signing autographs. You'd be like, me and my hands full, man. I got all these pads, you know, Got.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Come on. Oh, for sure. The show for show rookie dudes. It depended on your OGs, because then they said like, they. When they was really hazing people, that's just no one you Cannot take a whole. At the end of the day, he's still a grown man, no matter if he's a rich or not. So some of the stuff is like all of that disrespect. Like, one thing you're not. Like, you're not going to disrespect me when you ask me. Boom. Bring the food, bring the snacks. Like, keep the room stocked. That's just. That's what rookies would do.

[Nancy Glass]

Cool.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Because that's some normal stuff. Like, you've been in the game. Boom. I'm gonna do the same thing when I'm of When I'm the next year. You know what I'm saying? Like, boom. Yeah. Get the snacks, bring up the pads. It's just kind of like you're welcoming because I think the old dudes, you. They do it. Some people do it as a power trip. And that's when it's like, bro, yes.

[Kerry Brownstein]

Doing.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Oh, I got it now. I'm in that position now I can

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

make them down back. I might do, bro. Chill the out, you bum. And even if they're like, oh, yeah. To be like four years, like five years in, I'm like, you suck. Like, stop telling, bro.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Lucky you got four.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Like, you mad. You. You feel like you could tell him what to do because he about to take your spot.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

You gonna be up out of here.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Bring my pass. I'm like, this. I play.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

I ain't got no problem with the past. That was easy working, like, all right.

[Sam J]

Yeah.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

That ain't nothing like the past. All that.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

I ain't tripping pads and stuff is nothing. But we saying, like, when they just being mean.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Yeah, bro.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Come on, man.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

That's our rookie rookie dinner. So I was. I was practice squad my rookie year. So Foot. Larry Foote. Shout out. Larry Foot, though, did we did the rookie party. So I didn't pay the amount that he paid. I paid the amount as it. As it equaled out to what my practice squad paper was, you know, so he had to put the most of it because I was on practice squad. I was making like, 60 grand, bro. You know what I'm saying? And he was drafted, I think, like, third.

[Ari Chambers]

What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers.

[Sam J]

Hey, what's up, y'?

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

All?

[Sam J]

It's your girl, Sam J.

[Ari Chambers]

And we're the host of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together. And I heart women's sports because, let's

[Sam J]

be real, women's sports is giving us way too much to talk about these Days.

[Ari Chambers]

So Kelsey Findler, she became the first female solo rower to go from California to Hawaii.

[Sam J]

My first size is like, what's up with the snacks? Like, what are we eating?

[Ari Chambers]

The highlights, the rivalries, the breakout stars, the moments that take over your entire

[Sam J]

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[Ari Chambers]

Naomi Osaka showing out. She beat Sabalenka.

[Sam J]

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[Ari Chambers]

Naomi, you get the palm for that.

[Sam J]

Because we're not just interested in what happened. We're interested in why everyone's talking about it. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to everyone watches women's Sports on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Fred Armisen]

Hey, Portlandia fans.

[Kerry Brownstein]

Kerry Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.

[Fred Armisen]

You know us, or rather, you know them. Tony and Candace, Nina and Lance, Spike and yes, the chicken.

[Kerry Brownstein]

We've played a lot of iconic characters over the years, but today we're showing up as ourselves to tell you about Podlandia AO rewatch our brand new podcast.

[Fred Armisen]

Each week, we'll revisit an episode of Portlandia from the very beginning, breaking down the sketches, exploring the backstories of our most iconic characters, revisiting the Portland locations you know and love, and opening up about our creative process.

[Kerry Brownstein]

How did any of this get made? Why do we think that was a good idea? We're ready to talk about it.

[Fred Armisen]

And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life, guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Krisel, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.

[Kerry Brownstein]

Kyle is going for it. Here you fully improvised. Not just words, but a song about.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

I thought he was going to write. I thought you were all going to write a song.

[Kerry Brownstein]

I remember you thinking that.

[Fred Armisen]

Listen to Podlandia AO rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Chelsea Handler]

This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's rem irresponsible, you're the problem.

[Yamaneika Saunders]

If you come over here to play games, I'mma check you. Okay? If you do some in the news that don't sound good, I' ma play you.

[Chelsea Handler]

Join Yamanika Saunders as she breaks down the week's most problematic stories on her new podcast. You're the problem with Yamaneka.

[Yamaneika Saunders]

Do you know I just found out

[Chelsea Handler]

who Sydney Sweeney was new episodes weekly every Wednesday as part of my new network, the Dear Chelsea Network.

[Yamaneika Saunders]

If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men do better or do less so I don't have to do so much.

[Chelsea Handler]

So join Yamaneika each episode as she answers one question. Who's the problem?

[Yamaneika Saunders]

I'm Yamaneika and I'm out. Listen to youo're the Problem with yamaneika on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Nick Turturro]

I'm Nick Turturro. You probably know me from NYPD Blue, the Longest Yard, or Spike Lee's blackkklansman. But I'm also from Queens, which means I know pizza. And on my new podcast, Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, I deliver pizza from Prince Street Pizza to a new guest.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Are you delivering pizzas now?

[Nick Turturro]

Then we sit down for a real conversation. I've shared a slice with everyone from Seth Rollins.

[Kerry Brownstein]

What are you doing?

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

My belt.

[Nick Turturro]

To Alex Rodriguez.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Just to let you people know, we're

[Nick Turturro]

talking to one of the goats here. To Bill Burr. I don't think I've ever met somebody so exactly out of their mind as I am. And now we even have more great guests coming up, including the great John Turturro. It's called Happiness, Delivering Happiness, Mariano Rivera, and many, many more. Open your free iHeartradio app search delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro and listen now.

[Nancy Glass]

I'm Nancy Glass, host of the Burden of Guilt Season three podcast. This is a story about a horrendous situation that destroyed two families. It started more than seven years ago when Cindy and Kenny were two 40 somethings who had just gotten engaged. Days later, they walked into a scorched earth war they never saw coming.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Turn around and place your hands behind your back.

[Nick Turturro]

The cops came to my house and

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

threw me in jail.

[Nancy Glass]

And to Cindy's surprise, her fiance Kenny was charged with abusing one of her children.

[Ari Chambers]

I never once doubted Kenny and I

[Chelsea Handler]

always doubted the accusation.

[Nancy Glass]

On season three of Burden of Guilt, you'll hear a story about the lengths someone will go to in order to get what they want.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

This case has got to be one

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

of the most despicable.

[Nancy Glass]

Listen to season three, A Burden of Guilt on the Ice, My Heart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts,

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

fifth or something like that. So he had, he had a little bit of paper, you know what I'm saying? But it was, it was, it was some, it was some GS, though it was some GS for him. I think I. I might have had, like, maybe like one or two. I think his was like 10 or 12, something like that, right? Yeah, something like that.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Like so.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Yeah, but I ain't going to lie, bro. When Woodley and Timmons came in together, one and two. Oh, man, that rookie. That rookie.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Yes.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Hey, man, them boys got about seven. With seven or eight bottles of Louie.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

We.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

We don't do it at the store. We had them get it beforehand, so that. Okay, okay. No, we ain't gonna hit him at the store and make them do it for, you know, what is it, seven, eight grand, whatever.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Yes.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

They go to the store, then it was like 15, 12, 15, 2000 or something like that.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Yeah.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

And then, you know, went from there. But, yeah, I ain't gonna.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Yeah, that's the same way. Because me. Me and my boy tj, me, I came in with TJ Ward. I was first round, he was second round. So that's me and him when we were doing the snacks. And we get. We'll give the undrafted dudes that stayed on the team, too. We like, look, we know we gotta do it. Take $102, go $100, $200, go get the snacks.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

That's what I. That's what be like, hey, bro, I'll go get the snacks. I ain't.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

They dudes like, man, I ain't. I'm like, they. Joe. I'm like, look, here, go 200, man, please.

[Kerry Brownstein]

Go.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Go fill this joint up before we get yelled at. Yeah, for sure.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

You. I a trying to have. They would do the block. They would freeze your clothes in the block. I'm like, joe, I ain't trying to have my a.

[Nancy Glass]

Try.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Have my clothes in the block, baby. I ain't trying to. Like, I ain't trying to. I ain't trying to. I ain't trying to. I ain't trying. My clothes. Yeah. In no block, brother, like, you. You go. You go put my stuff in the water. Then they throw the mug in the ice machine and bury it. By the time you get through with practice, bro, and you come back out, they done pulled your stuff out, man. It's a brick of ice, man.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

See? No, no, just get the candy.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Get the candy. I'm like. And the one dude, like, he told him, like, dude, he's like. Willie was like, yo, man, you do that again, I'm gonna fill your car with pop. Jail you is. We said, all right, we'll see. You want to list it, though, bruh? I'm Like, I'm like, damn. I'm like, that's. That's like that was. That was bad. I'm like, maybe I'm like, if it was out without the butter. But he was like, hell no extra butter on there. He go learn the day.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Yeah, he got it. He's gonna learn today. He gotta get that thing deep, clean for show.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Oh, deep, clean off Rip, man. Let's jump into these super chats, brother.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

We got coach.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

So what we got here? Oh, your boy. Your boy Jake Paul, I guess he

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

had a little issue.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

He issued a million dollar challenge to NFL players. He said he would pay any NFL player a million dollars that they can box better than he can run a route against. Man, that's it, man. Anybody can run a route. Boxing is. Hey, he's talking about current NFL players or X.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

That's what I'm trying to figure out.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

I know somebody. Lay down bail. I know somebody for sure. And I think later on Bale you get. I mean, you can box him. I'm guarantee you he could. He could. He could run around way better than you can box. And he could box better than you can run around. I'm gonna guarantee that.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Gonna go. I like that. I don't do. Do Fred.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Do Fred Warner box Fred Warner? I don't think so.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Okay.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

No. You think of that video they showed? That wasn't Fred?

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

That wasn't Fred. Because if that was Fred that did that goddamn bicycle joint. He looked like he got hands and feet and he could guard. So I throw Fred in the bucket

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

if that was him, bruh.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Yeah, man, that wasn't Fred.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

I don't know, man. I think ever since Joshua broke his jaw, he's just looking for something else to have some. Get some attention for, man. I don't know, man. Get some Cl over. But I know, I know Fred, that's one of my. That was not Fred. But I know. I love Bell. Bell. Bell bought that. He been. He. He been looking. He been looking for them boys for a minute, ain't he?

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Yeah, for a minute.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

It was actually his brother he was looking for the other time, right?

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Yes. Yeah. Other brother. Even one can get it then Leon.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Yeah, get that. Get that offer to my. Hey, Jay. Get that offer to my dude Le'Veon Bell, for sure.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Please show.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

He gonna take that all.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Sending out the jet and everything.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

He go. Yes, he said he's sending out the jet and you go fly private. Bill Elbert, you go fly private too. For sure, for sure.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Yeah, sure.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Super chat. Heckle Sante. $5. What up said Mount Drew aller. Mount Drew. When they start calling Mount Drew allergies he gonna get.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

See, he gonna throw in that today.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Right now.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

That's right. Today or so.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Okay, okay, okay. How you go come and. And just mess up Mount Washington. Just throw it on mountain Drew Aller. That's crazy. Mount Washington. Drew outer. You got to come up with something different than that, man. You can't. You can't have a sign. You gotta come up with something better than that, baby. He said could turn out to be like Big Ben. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's. That's a lot now mad love my brother debo. And Joe, 10 more for some Steelers football. Heck Santi. Yes, sir.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Hey, look,

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Big Ben. Big man. Are we missing something?

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

That's a lot to put on. Hey, I, if.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

I mean he been slanging that thing but like Big Ben.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

See, he could be the first. Look, my man gonna be first to the party though. Nobody can't say they're. Oh, nobody said it except for got Emma, man. Heck. Heck said it. I'm just saying he believed because I. I don't. He believed it.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

He said it. Hey, he said it.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

He believed. He said it. August 3rd, you know, Steelers football starts soon.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Still a football starts. Then he. He came back again. He came back again. He said $10. He came with $10 though. Joe. He said, Joe. The Browns have been a deathbed for many great football players careers. Shador should take note on how they treated Baker Mayfield and get out of Dodge.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

This is what I'm saying. Shador doesn't have any control of that right now. So the best thing that Shador can do is put ball out. Because if you will ball out, if they don't end up giving you the bag, then you can be able to go. But right now the best thing you can do is perform. Keep the main thing. The main thing control what you can control. Because as soon as you start trying to do the most, they going to start making other reasons why that you shouldn't be the quarterback of another team. Perform where you're at. Just, you know what I'm saying, Deal with the hand that you're dealt Shador and you're doing the best job at it. So right now you're getting better players, just your timing in the pocket. Do the best thing you can do is become a better Shador Sanders. Become a better quarterback. Do the things you didn't do last year better this year. So bump if it's The Browns, if it's any team. If you get traded, you have to become a better quarterback, period. And then we're going to be able to figure it out. You show the Browns you can be a franchise quarterback, we'll see if they'll pay you that. Deshaun Watson bread. They've seen it. They give out two something.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

They give it out.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

They give it out. So give them a reason to. If you can be homegrown, end up balling, you know what I'm saying? Or if they don't, then you can go somewhere else and get it. But the main thing is, the main thing, you ball out right now with knowing. Don't. Don't get tired like he's doing the things in the community. He's going to all the kids. Chador is being a perfect player for Cleveland right now as far as the community and as far as what he's saying as a quarterback, as far as the competition is going. So all you can do is control what you can control. And if the Browns start acting funny and if they don't want to sign you, then you show that you're a competent, good quarterback, somebody else will sign you to the bag.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Yes, sir.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

If you dated three quarterback, good franchise quarterbacks aren't just laying around. So hopefully if you ball out, the Browns will do you right. But if they don't, you can go find another team with sign for show for show.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Covenant life. Covenant life. $10. He said Joe, what is your perspective on the surging receiver market and how quarterbacks have to adapt their mindset when guarding wideouts making top money, top tier money, huh? Your mind.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

See you John's. Your mindset. This is all. All you knowing is like, oh, they think he's that nice. Now you looking forward to Strat?

[Kerry Brownstein]

Yes.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Anybody that's getting paid because that's what you get paid. I'm like this. I want anybody that's getting the dough because now I'm going to show you that you don't know what the hell's going on. I'm going to be studying this tape I'm going to be doing. We're not going against Antonio Brown. I watch the most film when I go to AJ Green, I'm watching the most film. Like when you go against other dude, obviously you're watching tape for sure. I'm. I got them joints circled on my calendar. Cause it's like everybody's watching this because they expect him to go off. What he's not about to do is go off on me. So when you see these dudes getting paid, it does nothing. But I think get. If you getting scared, go stay home, Go to church. Don't go to church. Don't be on my squad. Cause we want all the smoke. We want all the noise. We hope that ja' Marr Chase is coming in the building, because it's like, all right, now, time to eat. Time to eat. Let me go get one. I'm going to the promo.

[Yamaneika Saunders]

I'm going all pro.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

I snap this joint point so that. Get motivated.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Yes, sir. Covenant Life, she back with $5. She said Debo. With Jer Gibbs holding in at Lions camp, what's your take on guys sitting out practice for a contract? Does it ruin a team's physical edge? No. Hell, no. Oh, no. I do not have a problem with guys sitting out for contracts doing what they need to do or holding in, however that process work out. I think this is. I think they kind of put theyself in a situation, to be honest with you, because when you release David Montgomery and traded him over to. Was it Houston, right? Yeah. You trade him over to Houston, you gave him the opportunity to hold in, you know what I'm saying, and be there to where he doesn't have to participate. Why? Because you done. You don't lost your one, two punch.

[Fred Armisen]

You.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

You let. You. You let part of your one, two punch go. So now you're like, you know what? I got to do more. I gotta. I gotta. I gotta carry more of the bag. Y' all gotta give me what I need to make sure I'm be able to do this. You know what I'm saying? That's it ain't no longer one two. I got to throw both of them. I got throw. I got. I got to throw both shots. It's no longer one two. I got throw two. So I don't think it ruins a team's physical edge or. Or nothing like that. It's one player. The whole team should be playing physical anyway. And once you get him back in there, it should be just a continuation of, you know, what it was. Yep, we got Mike. Mike, he back. Five dots said, what up, D? Born Joe. If y' all going to Stillers practice, y' all got to go to the Browns practice, too. Got to be fair. I would go to a Browns practice. Joe, Joe. Joe ain't got the. You know what I'm saying? Joe. Joe the one gotta get that. You know what I'm saying?

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Okay. I'm all right. Let me. I'm. Get us set up then. Debo.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Because I know that's what he's saying.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Listen, that's what I'm saying.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Hey, listen, I'm just gonna keep y' all 100. They don't really. They don't really mess like Jo. They don't mess with Joe.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Like, like Devo got them not messing with me no more.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Yeah, they don't mess. They don't mess. They don't mess with Joe. Like, like, like still just mess with me. You know what I'm saying, man?

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Wow.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

I mean, and after that 76ers talk, who knows? Yeah, I mean, it gets crazy.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Wow. Wow. They know me.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Yeah, I mean, they do know you. They know you a lot. Well, they know you a lot better now. You know what I'm saying? That's all I'm saying.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

You know?

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

You know, hexanti, he's back $5 said Debo. Did you ever experience a hit like that from a second year player? You, Joe, any similar experience? He talking about the hit that your boy got over there.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Oh,

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

not, not, not in, not in shells.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Not in shells?

[Kerry Brownstein]

No,

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

no, not in shells. Not in shells and like that. Yeah. I mean, nah, I mean, when on the, on the. I left waist joint. He just. He pushed me down. He hit me like that. Yeah.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

I ain't there yet. I can't say. I can't say that don't happen to like. She back again. She said Debo, with the hall of Fame game on Thursday. On Thursday, do players actually care about winning preseason openers or is it strictly about roster, Game, surviving, cut, date? Here's the thing is that's part of the process.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

So, man, you have to thousand percent.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

I wouldn't say winning, but if you do well as a team, that is what happens.

[Fred Armisen]

Yes.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

So winning, yes. Is part of it, but when it comes down to it, like, is it a. It don't count against anything. Like. Like I could go in there and play great and we lose, but that's going to help me. It's not going to help the team as a whole, but it's not going to hurt the team as a whole either. But other than the development of realizing that we don't. We're not all on the same page as far as you know. It's just roster. Yes. Roster, point blank period. Like, I'm. I'm trying to make the roster. I'm trying to not be cut on the last cut and be part of the 53. That is what it is about. But through that process, it's just more of the coach is trying to Realize what's going on. Like, what I got, who can do it, who can. Who can run it the way I need it ran? Who understands it?

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

Boy, you ain't lying. During those preseason games, the individuals out there is more. That's the most kind of individual that you will feel because it's like you have to look at your grade sheet and it's, how did I perform each play? How many snaps did I get? Did I get a check or did I get a minus? You know what I'm saying? Did I play well or did I not? Because it's more your resume. Each snap counts. Like, did you do your job on this one? Did you not? Okay, yes. He was writing his right gap. It's not about the play alignment assignment technique. You know what I'm saying? So if you're doing those things well, that's really what you're worried about. It's like, you can. If you all lose, it's like, okay, boom, somebody did some things where it didn't work out. But if I got all you're looking, I want to make sure I got all checks. I did good. You know what I'm saying? I did my alignment, my assignment, my technique.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

Yeah, definitely. That looks like, bro. That's all we got right now.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

We got my brother.

[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

So actually, tomorrow. Yes, sir, Hottie and Unc, they will be here from 11:30 to 12:30. They will be here with us. If y' all don't know who they are, they are at Diamond Gym. Check them out. I did a workout with them. Go on my page. NFL page. It's actually collabs, all that other stuff from the draft that we did. And was that April, whatever it may be. Yeah, April and April. And that whole thing is there. So if you want to know who they are, you can check them out. We're gonna have have them on tomorrow. Have a good conversation. Again, we want to thank you guys for joining us on this episode of Debo and Joe. Please make sure you, like, subscribe and download where you get your show, Joe.

[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

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[Kerry Brownstein]

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[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

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[Nancy Glass]

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[Kerry Brownstein]

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[Debo (likely Deebo Samuel or a sports commentator named Debo)]

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[Fred Armisen]

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[Fred Armisen]

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[Kerry Brownstein]

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[Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe from Browns commentary)]

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[Raiders of the Lost Podcast Host]

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[Nick Turturro]

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[Yamaneika Saunders]

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