Nightcap Hour 2: Todd Monken PRAISES Shedder’s GROWTH + Browns TRAINING CAMP Fight + Kirk Cousins & Maxx Crosby ALTERCATION at Training CAMP + Eagles OC LEANING on Tush Push

Summary

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Nightcap Hour 2 | Todd Monken PRAISES Shedder’s GROWTH + Browns TRAINING CAMP Fight + Kirk Cousins & Maxx Crosby ALTERCATION at Training CAMP + Eagles OC LEANING on Tush Push

Podcast: Nightcap
Hosts: Shannon Sharpe & Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson
Date: August 9, 2026
Episode Theme:
The hosts dive into the latest NFL headlines and preseason storylines: Shador Sanders’ development under Todd Monken, training camp fights (with a Browns focus), the Kirk Cousins–Maxx Crosby altercation, and philosophical shifts for the Eagles offense under new OC Sean Mannion. True to Nightcap style, Unc and Ocho deliver candid, unfiltered perspectives, mixing football expertise and classic banter.

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1. Todd Monken on Shador Sanders’ Growth (02:36 – 07:35)

Main Discussion:

• The segment kicks off with the guys reacting to a Todd Monken soundbite about Shador Sanders, highlighting Shador’s development as a quarterback.
• Monken emphasizes Shador's progress with pre-snap processing, decision-making, and accepting that "throwing the ball away is a win," especially for inherently competitive, playmaking QBs.

Key Quotes:

• Todd Monken:
  "He's improving his operation—his pre snap, post snap, his eyes and feet working in conjunction, being able to check the ball down and get it out of his hands. Trying to get super competitive quarterbacks to understand that throwing the ball away and eliminating loss yardage plays is a win." (02:45–03:26)
• Joe (Shannon):
  "He has to graduate past that now... he can't hold—damn your completion percentage... every play doesn't have to be a win." (03:48–04:35)
• Discussion highlights the real issue of QBs protecting their stats vs. real football IQ: “I’ve seen guys refuse to throw a Hail Mary ‘cause it’s gonna be an incompletion.” (04:16)

Memorable Moment:

• The hosts joke about how stats and completion percentages changed how QBs approach simple dump-offs and Hail Marys (04:35–04:55).
• Joe points out the reality: “You’re not gonna keep a $46 million guy on the bench... Either he’s gonna move on or he’s gonna start.” (06:30)

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2. Browns Training Camp Fight & Joint Practice Culture (08:47 – 17:20)

Main Discussion:

• The hosts revisit the classic dog days of training camp: fights breaking out after weeks of hitting the same faces, and how this is a normal part of NFL culture.
• Recent Browns joint practice scuffle is analyzed with video highlights and personal memories.

Key Quotes:

• Joe:
  "When you ain’t let them know you out there fighting yourself, boy, if you won’t fight amongst yourselves you ain’t gonna fight nobody else." (10:40)
• Joe’s Friend:
  "You ain’t gonna let nobody else mess with me though, right? Shoot." (11:03)

Notable Banter:

• Ocho and Unc reflect on personal practice fights, recalling DB/WR one-on-ones and sharing trash talk.
• Ocho: "I ain’t had no struggles, Joe, until the Reavis, boy..." (12:48–12:57)
• The guys also joke about being smart — letting the linemen go at it without stepping in: “When them big boys get to fighting, man, you get on out the way.” (16:05)

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3. Kirk Cousins & Maxx Crosby Altercation: Setting Boundaries at Camp (27:28 – 30:13)

News Recap:

• Both Vikings QB Kirk Cousins and Raiders DE Maxx Crosby were held out of practice for a physical scuffle after Crosby hit Cousins twice during drills (28:28).
• The hosts riff on the uniqueness of seeing Kirk, known for his gentle, religious persona, "lose it" at practice.

Key Quotes:

• Joe:
  "You know how mad you have to make somebody? We talking about a child of God... Kirk Cousins the type you can slap him and he gonna turn the other cheek." (21:53–22:03)
• Joe’s Friend:
  "He must be running by him real fast, tagging him or something." (22:38)

Analysis:

• Ocho suggests Crosby’s antics might be a “get traded” move, egged on by Joe’s riff about Cowboys fans trying to recruit him (25:06–25:18).
• Real football insight: “You can’t hit the damn quarterback. He’s the only guy that got a different jersey.” (25:28–25:47)

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4. Eagles’ Offense Under Sean Mannion & The Tush Push Legacy (45:45 – 57:26)

Main Discussion:

• The new Eagles OC, Sean Mannion, will “lean in” to the Tush Push, but also brings elements from the Kyle Shanahan/Sean McVay school.
• Jalen Hurts, Devonta Smith, and Saquon Barkley headline an offense with a new “philosophy” — more run-action, more flexibility.

Key Quotes:

• Sean Mannion (statement):
  "It's been an extremely effective play. We're going to lean into that. It's something that this organization has executed at a high level... along with many other elements of our offense." (45:45–46:02)
• Joe’s Friend:
  "Let Jalen Hurts kind of have free range. Let him be able to create, improvise on the fly... I want to see the young man flourish, bro. Yeah, I want to see him open it up." (50:04–50:25)
• Joe:
  "They can run the ball first to open up the pass. Saquon is so good, that offensive line is so good... But I want Jalen Hurts to have a good season." (50:43–51:20)

Football Analysis:

• The hosts debate the risks of D-linemen getting paid, salary cap crunches, and whether the Eagles’ run-first logic still works: “You can’t beat them if Saquon runs for 150... Because when he sticks that ball in Saquon's belly and pulls it out... play-action pass is wide ass open.” (53:48 – 54:31)
• Joe is adamant that a new OC will mean a real test: “They finna stack 8-9 in the box. Philly fans, you said you was tired of Petula, well we about to find out.” (57:16–57:26)

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5. Banter, Football Culture, and Off-Field Mom Stories (31:12 – 44:50)

Highlights:

• The hosts share hilarious stories about cursing, family discipline, and Ocho’s mom’s notorious TV antics—including a legendary moment during a mock funeral on Marriage Boot Camp (43:30–44:30).
• Ocho: “You not a friend of mine if my mama ain’t never cuss you out.” (35:21)
• Joe reflects on the differences in how they were raised, connecting back to the competitive mindset and grit needed for NFL success.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Todd Monken on Shador Sanders: 02:36–07:35
• Browns Training Camp Fight & Camp Culture: 08:47–17:20
• Kirk Cousins & Maxx Crosby Altercation: 27:28–30:13
• Eagles OC and Offensive Philosophy: 45:45–57:26
• Football, Family, and Discipline Banter: 31:12–44:50

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Notable Quotes

• "You're not gonna keep a $46 million guy on the bench... Either he's gonna move on or he's gonna start." – Joe (Shannon) (06:30)
• "If you won't fight amongst yourselves you ain't gonna fight nobody else." – Joe (10:40)
• "Let Jalen Hurts kind of have free range... I want to see the young man flourish, bro." – Joe’s Friend (50:04)
• "They finna stack by eight, nine in the box... Philly Eagles fans, you got a new offensive coordinator... we about to find out." – Joe (57:16)

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Tone and Vibe

Keeping with Nightcap’s candid, humorous, and sometimes raw approach, the episode weaves high-level football analysis with street-wise banter and personal anecdotes. Unc and Ocho keep it real, poking fun, sharing inside stories, and never shying away from the business realities of the NFL.

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Summary Takeaway

This Nightcap hour is a masterclass in blending football knowledge with classic locker room storytelling. Dive in for NFL X’s and O’s—stay for the laughs, the wisdom, and the one-of-a-kind chemistry between Shannon Sharpe and Chad Ochocinco Johnson.

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[Joe]

Sounds like Todd Monkin and Shador Sanders have been listening. Let let's watch Monkin talk about the growth of Shador.

[Coach/Analyst]

Oh it's tremendously he's improving his operation his pre snap post snap his eyes and his feet working in conjunction being able to check the ball down and get it out of his hands he's such a playmaker that that's hard for him. For a guy that is always looking to make a plays super competitive that is a win. Trying to get super competitive quarterbacks to understand that throwing the ball away and eliminated loss shortage play is a win and that's something that over time he'll continue to build on and we just

[Joe (continued)]

talked about that the other night. Yeah him improving on not holding the ball too long either checking it down or throwing away every play doesn't have to be a win. I like that that's dope hey should

[Joe's Friend]

do say damn that he ain't going to mess up his completion percent

[Joe (continued)]

hey

[Joe]

and I've seen that bro you got a it's okay to take it's so it's okay to take a little a small loss. Yeah because the last thing you want to do is all of a sudden go from second and three to third and 13 yeah or out of field goal range that's the last thing that you want to do so he has to know and and I think you know with time and I but I think the time is now. He's played the position long enough he's had enough smart people in his ear he has to graduate past that now OO he can't hold damn your completion percentage and I've seen guys do that I've seen guys do it refuse to throw the hail Mary because it's gonna be an incompletion joke they gonna take the check down like that man about to go down 70, 60 yard weave through traffic and get a touchdown. When you dump a check down to

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[Joe]

they worry about they what you know what happened OO when they came out with quarterback rating. When they came out with quarterback rating. Yeah F the game up because now everybody looking at man I ain't look hey I catch I catch 5 passes 40 yard I caught the ball they threw to me they didn't throw me no balls down the field. I can't have 80. I can't have 80 yards if they're only throwing me three yard routes. Give me something I can push down the field and I can make something happen. Yeah, but did you hear what that man said? His growth. He grew so much that I let Deshaun Watson take his reps today. That's how much he grew. I mean, hold on, Chat. Was I the only one did. I only want to hear what he said. His. His growth and understanding that, throwing the ball away and, you know, blah, blah, blah. And the next thing you know, I

[Joe (continued)]

mean, you already know. You already know how the game go. He can't say what he wants to say. He knows who the starter is going to be, but you can't say it. You have to make it look like there's a quarterback competition to keep everybody competing. Not that they wouldn't compete anyway, but you already know. You know, when it comes to that money. Well, I'm ch. How about this? I got one for you. When's the last time you seen someone making the bulk of the money sitting on the bench and not starting?

[Joe]

No, they. We talked about the Ocho. We talked about this. Either he gonna start or they're gonna get rid of him. Remember what they did to Aaron Rodgers? Remember what they did to Russell? Russ? Sean Payton says, you know what? We'll eat that 40 million. Yeah, we'll eat it.

[Joe's Friend]

Damn.

[Joe]

So, yeah, he. You. You're not gonna keep.

[Joe (continued)]

There's like.

[Joe]

Well, no, I'm not. I'm not saying they won't move on. I'm saying they're not going to keep him on the roster at 46 million and have him on the bench. Either he's going to move on or he's gonna start. Those are the two choices. It is what it is. I mean, it ain't really that complicated.

[Joe (continued)]

Not at all. But we gotta. You gotta think. People, People. People are missing the point and not thinking from a business aspect of it. They just looking at it. We like Shador. Shador did well, especially ending the season last year. He should be the starter. That's just not the way. Now, if DeSean wasn't on the roster, well, Shador would be a clear starter. Absolutely. Based on what he was able to do and watching his growth now from last year to this point, he's. He's probably. He's damn. Damn right he's improved. You know, there's a reason why the coach said what he said. You're not gonna remain the same.

[Joe]

Hope not.

[Joe's Friend]

Hey, hey.

[Joe]

Hey, they only gonna. They only gonna coach you so much OO before they realize they can't coach you, and what. What they're saying makes somebody else. Somebody that he need to hear from. Somebody else.

[Joe's Friend]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Joe]

Cause we're not. We're not kind of. We're not getting through to the guy. Hey, who.

[Joe's Friend]

Who the Browns kick the season off against.

[Joe (continued)]

Oh, that's a good one. Hold on. I'm gonna tell you right now. Ash might get to it before me.

[Joe]

I have no idea.

[Joe (continued)]

Brown Schedule 2026. The Browns kick the seat Jags.

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[Joe (continued)]

Your first Preseason game is August 15th against the Bears.

[Joe's Friend]

Is when?

[Joe (continued)]

August 15th they play the Bears first preseason game.

[Joe's Friend]

Oh, man, we locked in.

[Joe (continued)]

Yep. September 13th, the season starts. Let's go.

[Joe's Friend]

Let me check my boys. Let me see what.

[Joe (continued)]

Hey, they got two tough games right out the gate, too, boy.

[Joe's Friend]

Who they got after this game?

[Joe (continued)]

Buccaneers.

[Joe]

Hey, guys, it's that time of the year, you know, this time of the year, you've been in camp, been banging on each other, and all you see is each other's face. And I'm tired of seeing your face. Pause.

[Joe's Friend]

Oh, man.

[Joe]

Come on, man. What then?

[Joe's Friend]

Got way too freaking.

[Joe]

What, man, there y' all go, man. See, y' all just thought that. See, Ojo and Joe, we old guard, man. We at our 40 to 50. We ain't got.

[Joe (continued)]

I know, but you got to be careful, man. Times have change.

[Joe]

You. So let me ask you a question. When. When you was a running back and the coach tell you what he tell you? Hit the H, son. You a say Paul.

[Joe (continued)]

Yeah, but you said banging. You said banging on each other.

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[Joe]

So what y' all be doing? So what.

[Joe (continued)]

Whoa.

[Joe]

So y'. All. So what y. So what y' all do? Y'. All. Y' all didn't hear the C. Yeah, we did.

[Joe (continued)]

We a say like. We a say bang, like. No, you got.

[Joe]

But anyway, Brown fans rushing Jared versus rookie offensive tackle for no. If I knew. Got into it. Look at the video. Oh.

[Joe (continued)]

Oh. Let's go, boy. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, they on the floor.

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[Joe]

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[Joe (continued)]

Training camp. Let's go. Let's go. Able to fight in Kansas City today, too. You got. Y' all got that one. It was number 91. It was a DN. A D in a line.

[Joe's Friend]

Hey, hey, hey, hey. It's about that time, man.

[Joe (continued)]

Yeah, Joe.

[Coach/Analyst]

Yeah.

[Joe's Friend]

It's about that time. Yeah.

[Joe]

Oh, they've been Hitting on it. They've been hitting on each other and for, like, the last 10 days. So. Yeah, you know, they're not banging anymore, Joe. That hitting each other.

[Joe's Friend]

Oh, yeah. It's that time, man.

[Joe]

Hey, man, let's go.

[Joe's Friend]

Hey, hey, hey. I feel it, man. Sometimes you got to grab up on them, you know what I mean? You got to grab up on somebody, man, let them know what's going on.

[Joe (continued)]

Joe, if you ain't let them know you out there fighting yourself, Joe boy, if you won't fight for. If you won't fight this, if you don't fight against. Amongst yourselves, you ain't gonna fight nobody else, huh?

[Joe's Friend]

Yeah.

[Joe (continued)]

When it's time to go to war, like when you got siblings now, your siblings fight, you know, you're gonna fight your brother sometime, you know, you get into it, but you.

[Joe]

Oh, for sure.

[Joe (continued)]

You ain't gonna let nobody else mess with me, though, right?

[Joe's Friend]

Right?

[Joe (continued)]

Shoot.

[Joe's Friend]

Right.

[Joe (continued)]

What I'm talking about sisters.

[Joe]

I bought sister, brother, aunt.

[Joe's Friend]

Yeah.

[Joe]

Okay. Hey, they'd be trying me, Joe. They were trying me, man.

[Joe's Friend]

They was trying you.

[Joe (continued)]

Hey, uncle, you had a fight at training camp, huh?

[Joe]

No, no.

[Coach/Analyst]

Hell no.

[Joe]

Hell no, Man, I gotta say, that energy, man.

[Joe's Friend]

Cause, man.

[Joe]

Man, look here, man.

[Joe's Friend]

Damn, man.

[Joe]

Mike said. Mike. You be fighting Mike. Like, we not practicing hard enough yet, so I know it to be tomorrow.

[Joe (continued)]

I know. That's. That's funny.

[Joe]

No, so we normally. Because normally the morning practices, it's a. It's a short practice. No, the morning practice, the long practice. Normally. Normally 145 to 202. Now, you come out there, you look at the morning practice. That script is 230.

[Joe's Friend]

Yeah.

[Joe]

Hey, hey, hey, Ocho.

[Joe's Friend]

You got into it with some cats.

[Joe (continued)]

Nah, nah, nah, Joe, you know, I was all fun. All fun and trash talk, man.

[Joe's Friend]

But I figure you playing a wide receiver position at that DB spot, you know, it might be a guy in camp trying to prove himself, like, you know what I mean?

[Joe (continued)]

I normally win against the one, Joe, especially in training camp. You normally go against the ones. I mean, I had Leon hall and Tory James, Jeff Burris. I'm thinking some of. Some of these boys.

[Joe]

Rodney Heat, Delta o'.

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[Joe (continued)]

So, you know, we.

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[Joe (continued)]

We was actually working.

[Joe's Friend]

Them boys couldn't touch you, though. They couldn't touch you, though, could they?

[Joe (continued)]

I mean, they.

[Joe]

They.

[Joe's Friend]

They did.

[Joe (continued)]

They want to. They tried to do what they could. You know, Joe, I ain't really. Ain't gonna talk about my teammates like that, Joe.

[Coach/Analyst]

No.

[Joe (continued)]

Hey, but I made it do what I do. I put on a mean demonstration when need be.

[Joe]

Okay, okay, okay.

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[Joe (continued)]

Hey, them boys were good, though. I. I didn't have no struggles. I ain't had no struggles, Joe, until the Reavis, boy.

[Joe]

Yeah, yeah.

[Joe (continued)]

I don't know what he ate that 2009 season where, but I need to find it.

[Joe]

Yo, you be tired. All that tussling and then Mike talk about. Then Mike go talk about. Get to the huddle. You still got to go practice.

[Joe's Friend]

I already know.

[Joe]

I'm out there huffing and puffing. Is he gonna call the play for you?

[Joe (continued)]

Hey, hey, Joe.

[Coach/Analyst]

When?

[Joe]

Even. Even when other teams came. Hey, rest his soul. Kevin Green. Kevin Green was a play. When he came with Carolina. We played. We practiced against them. He and Lamar Latham, like, hey, bro, we gonna keep it clean. Hey. Make it look good for the cameras. Hey, I ain't gonna do no funny business. Don't y' all do no funny business. We gonna be good.

[Joe's Friend]

Oh, yeah. You talking about them joint pranks when you do them joint breaks?

[Joe]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Joe's Friend]

Y' all get.

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[Joe's Friend]

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[Coach/Analyst]

Yeah.

[Joe]

Oh, I'm letting them know. Now, how we gonna do this now?

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[Joe]

Hey, hey, hey. Y' all even. Yo, y', all, hey. Because the first thing they do. I don't know how many joint practice y' all had, Ocho. Hey, did y' all win? Hey, did y' all win, y' all? 101? Did y' all win? 907. Yeah, y' all looking 707. How y' all. The defense want to know what the office did? We want to know, man, they were commanded, man.

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[Joe]

I think they got us today. Well, now, I gotta come back out there tomorrow to get restitution. I gotta get my restitution. You know, man, my boys look bad. Oh, I better hit y' all ass up tomorrow.

[Joe's Friend]

Yeah, yeah,

[Joe]

they already. They. But.

[Joe's Friend]

But.

[Joe]

But that's that.

[Joe's Friend]

But that.

[Joe]

That was the fun part. I love going against the oppos. I love going against another team. They got no chance. They got zero chance of stopping me in practice. One on one, they got less than zero. They got no chance.

[Joe's Friend]

Cuz.

[Joe]

They've never seen. They've never seen nothing I'm about to do. Oh, yo, think about it. You don't go against a DB 1, 2, 3, 4 years, OTAs, minicamps, training camp, practice during the season. And you think somebody that's never seen me other than on film gonna see me in person and stand over me or Stand in front of me if I'm in the slot or if I'm out wide and stop me.

[Joe (continued)]

Ain't happening.

[Joe]

Boy, please. That's one thing I honestly say. Ain't no. None of my coaches ever told me, son, you got to get open. No. Hell, no. But no, Joe, I couldn't. Hey, man. Man, all that tussling, man, you know, you wrestle somebody, you know how tired you be huffing and puffing.

[Joe's Friend]

And it's hot out there, too.

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[Joe's Friend]

I already know it in practice to

[Joe]

fight all the time.

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[Joe]

We had a dude name. That's all he want to do. He start losing, he start fighting. We already know when he get. When he get toe up.

[Joe (continued)]

Hey, boy. Hey, Joe.

[Joe]

I like, man, stop all that damn fighting. All coach gonna do is keep us out here longer. I say no. Hell, you won't.

[Joe (continued)]

Hey, Joe, when them big boys get to fighting, Joe,

[Joe's Friend]

boy, you get on out the way.

[Joe (continued)]

Them D lineman and officer lineman, Joe, them boy benches four, five.

[Joe]

I ain't trying to break them up, man, that.

[Joe's Friend]

Cause them boy breaking contact every damn, every whistle.

[Joe (continued)]

Man, them boys so strong, man. And then. Then once. Once, everybody pile up. Yeah, y' all go. Y' all can have that.

[Joe]

Oh, yeah, man, I'm sitting on my hill, but I ain't going to grab nobody.

[Joe (continued)]

Hey, it'd be so funny.

[Joe]

You remember back in the day how we put the ball on top of hell and sit on the football? Yeah, I'd be sitting right there on the sideline.

[Joe (continued)]

Hey, the funniest. The funniest thing, B, is most of the time, the office of line coach and the D line coach be so much smaller than the players and be trying to break up the fight. Man, if y' all don't get y' all ass out the way, man, they getting tossed all around.

[Joe]

Hey, Sharpie, somebody start fighting, you get your ass in there, too. I ain't got nothing to do with that. I ain't gonna take none of the blows for some stuff they ain't got going on. My guys are linebackers and DBs. We gotta understand it. Oh, man, man, I wish I would. What up there, man? First thing you do, you run up there, somebody bop.

[Joe (continued)]

Get hit.

[Joe]

Nah, I'm mad. I gotta fight for real.

[Joe's Friend]

No, I'm good.

[Joe]

Kirk Cousins, Max Crosby were held out of Saturday's practice for disciplinary reason. The two got into an altercation on Friday's pr. At Friday's practice after Cousins confronted Crosby for being too physical. Kubiak on the scuffle. We have a very clear expectation of how we want practice and how we wanted to go about our business and we violated that yesterday. So we held those guys out and that's all I'm going to say about that. Oh, are you? When you're moving like I do, trips don't always come together weeks in advance. Sometimes production shoots, interviews or something I've got to travel for on a short notice. Like the time when I had the last minute trip to Denver and everything came together fast. Once it was locked in, I had to be ready to go. That's where Amazon prime can make a difference. When something comes together quickly, you can get what you need like grooming essentials, neck pillow, eye mask, even snacks for the flights so you're ready to show up for it with same day delivery. All those items show up on time and still make the trip so you can show up and focus on why you're there and not everything around it. Because at that point it's not just about getting there, it's about making the most of the opportunity in front of you. That's what I like about Prime. It makes easy to say yes when the moment shows up. Same day delivery. It's on Prime Available in select areas. Terms apply visit Amazon.com prime to find millions of items delivered fast.

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[Joe]

The pastor.

[Joe (continued)]

I was just.

[Joe]

Hey, do you know how.

[Joe (continued)]

Hey, hey Joe. You know how mad you have to make somebody? We talk about a child of God, huh?

[Joe's Friend]

Yeah.

[Joe (continued)]

We talk about passion of Christ, the leader of all men in, you know, when in, in church and Kirk Cousins angry. You know how much you have to do. Kirk Cousins the type you can slap him and he gonna turn the other cheek. That's the kind of quarterback he is to make Kirk Cousins mad and y' all get in in a squabble in practice. Man, Matt Crosby, I'm telling you, he, he, he had to hit him more than one time, huh? He had to.

[Joe]

Oh, he did.

[Joe (continued)]

I'm telling you he had to.

[Joe's Friend]

Hey, hey.

[Joe]

No. Now you be mad at your lineman. Cause why y' all letting that man hit me.

[Joe's Friend]

Hey, he must be running by him

[Joe]

real fast, tagging him or something or

[Joe (continued)]

in the way of the throw. If, if, like if you get through most defensive end, Joe, they'll get through and they'll, they'll just duck under to still make, you know, allow you to make the throw.

[Joe's Friend]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Joe (continued)]

He had to grab myself and just get in the way to frustrate him that much to actually get in the fight. Yeah, man.

[Joe's Friend]

Yeah, yeah. Go ahead.

[Joe]

According to. According to ESPN, when Crosby hit. When Crosby hit Cousins twice, the 15 year veteran had had enough. Cousins got in Crosby's face grabbing all pros jersey. Both exchanged words before it was broken up.

[Joe (continued)]

Oh, that would have been dope.

[Joe]

No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, you, Kirk should have SC gonna call a protection. We gonna call a protection. We stop that cuz you. Cuz you know what's gonna happen. Put him. We. I will start in short motion. We're gonna call the pass and he gonna rush up the field and I'm gonna hit him dead.

[Joe (continued)]

You gonna crack him?

[Joe]

Yeah. If you hit John like, if you hit John like that in practice, absolutely.

[Joe's Friend]

Yeah, yeah.

[Joe]

But that's your teammate. Can you play quarterback? Don't F up any position that you can't play. That's the rule of thumb. That. That's what. That's what my college coach, Coach Davis say, son, can you play quarterback? Can you play running back? So why the hell you hit him?

[Joe (continued)]

I understand. Listen, you don't want to take anything away from Matt Crosby and what makes in him, you know, obviously he's a.

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[Joe (continued)]

He's an animal. You know, Joe, you know, at the defensive end position, but you got to allow your offensive players to work. You got to allow Kirk Cousins and

[Joe]

that team don't work out of them.

[Joe (continued)]

Yeah, man.

[Joe's Friend]

Y' all know.

[Joe (continued)]

Y' all know now that Crosby hitting the quarterback, you definitely not. We know. We can see it on film. We know you gonna get there. You've done. You've done it countless times. When it actually counts it no need to show it in practice, man.

[Joe's Friend]

Y' all know Crosby want to be in Dallas, man.

[Joe]

No, you want him in Dallas.

[Joe's Friend]

Come on, come on. Stop playing.

[Joe]

Come on.

[Joe's Friend]

Y' all know Crosby wanna be.

[Joe]

Y' all get her the 2 first round pick. Okay, Give us a. We're gonna. You're gonna have to give us a D lineman. We take Queenie Williams off your hand.

[Joe (continued)]

Nah, nah. Crime is a Raider, man. He fits everything that has to do with being a Raider.

[Joe's Friend]

Cut on cross. Have been around long enough not know not to mess with Kirk Cousins.

[Joe]

That.

[Joe's Friend]

Hey, listen, he trying to do whatever he can to get on up out of man gonna come to doubt.

[Joe (continued)]

Hey, so you're saying he hit the quarterback on purpose? Just to get out of there.

[Joe]

Hell, yeah.

[Joe's Friend]

He had to quarterback on purpose.

[Customer]

Yeah.

[Joe's Friend]

He want him to be pissed off of him.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Joe's Friend]

Don't give me. That's what he wants. Yeah, yeah, he did. On purpose.

[Joe]

Yeah, it's. It's like you said, Joe. You look, you know, you can't hit the damn quarterback. The quarterback. He the only guy that got a different jersey on. What quarterback? You know, have the same jersey as every other offensive player, Joe? He got a black jersey, got a red jersey, he got a blue jersey, he got a green. He got a different color jersey than everybody else on offense.

[Joe's Friend]

Yeah.

[Joe]

First of all, they don't want you to get. They don't want you to get close to him because of his motion. They don't want you to hit his hand. You must right hit his hand. You hit. He must right hit his head on

[Joe (continued)]

your helmet and mess up something. A finger.

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[Joe (continued)]

Now you got another setback,

[Joe's Friend]

Man.

[Joe]

Alex Gil rested so. With a mofo, man. Look here. That's one thing. Everybody got held to the same thing. We're not gonna do that. We're not gonna hit the quarterback. We're not gonna be around the quarterback fee. Hey, if you get there, we watch it on tape. We'll know Mike didn't want you to die for the football. We see on camera. We see you to got there. Don't die in the game. We expect you to die. Everybody got held to the same standard. We gonna do this. We're gonna do this the right way. John John had to carry out fakes. Alex Gibb tell him all the time, you own scholarship too. You get paid. Carry that damn fake out, stop watching.

[Joe's Friend]

Yeah,

[Joe]

but that's the way it's gotta be. You can't hit the damn quarterback. That quarterback maybe a rookie. Ocho, you know a rookie does sometimes you bump into him or something like that, let him know when you. But 15 years.

[Joe's Friend]

Yeah,

[Joe]

you might be right. Joe Crosby might be saying, hey, if I hit his ass just right.

[Joe's Friend]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They might go and get me on up out of here.

[Joe]

Hey, hey, Jo. Hey. They might shoot me up out of here.

[Joe's Friend]

Hey, yeah.

[Joe (continued)]

As much as he wanted.

[Joe's Friend]

It ain't happening, okay?

[Joe (continued)]

It ain't happening. Oh, hey, one of the few teams, right?

[Joe's Friend]

Hey, hey.

[Joe]

I'm gonna have to get down Dallas, get Crosby.

[Joe's Friend]

You gonna jump on the bandwagon?

[Joe]

He can jump off the rock. And he better against the run than the pass. Cause he. He a guy that, that, that I. That. That I hated blocking because he was.

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[Joe]

He's unpredictable. Yeah, he's not doing what he. Because generally, you base. How you gonna block the guy in the front, in the COVID like. Okay, you look at it, and he's on. Okay? He's at a 7, and he's supposed to be here. You look at the rotation of the defense, okay? He gonna man that joker come out the back door. Oh, he'll be. He'll. He'll loop and go all the way in the a. Like, bro, what the hell are you doing?

[Joe's Friend]

Yeah,

[Joe]

he'll knife when he's not supposed to be knifing. Yeah, I. I feel sorry for old fur cousin. He probably said, man, you need to get some of that money back. All that money you done stole.

[Joe's Friend]

Oh, man, come on, now.

[Joe]

But I. But I. I ain't never heard of nobody getting held out of practice, kicked out of Ms. A. Ms. A. A day of work. Ho, Cho. That ain't no punishment.

[Joe's Friend]

Hey, I'm telling y', all, man. That man did that.

[Joe (continued)]

On crazy. You got two of your most important players, right? You got the. You got this example. You got the set example. So what's the best way to get through to everybody else? Well, hell, if I could put my starting quarterback and my starting divs in and had them sit they ass down for a whole practice, what you think I'd do to the rest of y'? All?

[Joe]

It's training camp. That's what I want.

[Joe (continued)]

Hey, he got. He got to set a precedent. Coach had to set a precedent, and he said it. Doing that, man, you.

[Joe]

Hey, man, you know, the practice is. But, hey, what the day is the day probably eight, nine. Man, you sore. Man, you eight. You had a day off. Man, I remember as I got older, Mike would give me the morning off. He like, 84. Take off this morning or take off the afternoon. Man, Sharp, you ain't.

[Joe's Friend]

Nah.

[Joe]

Damn. I sure wish bros usually two years in the league. What the hell you talking about, you wish you had a day off? When you get tlm Years or 13 years, come talk to me then facts tell me some day off at two years of the damn league.

[Joe's Friend]

O show you gotta pay them dues, homie.

[Joe (continued)]

Oh, yeah.

[Joe]

Oh, let me. Let me enjoy my. Let me enjoy these last couple years. Give me a practice off here and there. Yeah, but Max, a cousin say, man, I'm tired of this issue. You hear me? You hear me? Man, stop hitting me.

[Joe's Friend]

You hear me?

[Joe]

God's wrath is gonna fight. Gonna come down on you, buddy. Maxi. Man, get out my damn face while I hit your ass again.

[Joe (continued)]

I can hear him now.

[Joe]

You can hear what I can hear

[Joe (continued)]

Kirk Cousins, you know, he. You know, he don't. He don't.

[Joe]

I didn't know he was a pastor, though.

[Joe (continued)]

You know, he don't curse.

[Coach/Analyst]

He is.

[Joe's Friend]

Kirk cousin is man unto him.

[Joe (continued)]

Hey, no, you know, Joe, he heavy. He heavy now. He heavy into what? Maybe Christianity or what. Whatever it may be.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Joe (continued)]

You know, he got in trouble. Hey, remember he got fined after the game, wearing the hat with the cross on it? Yeah, yeah, Joe, he heavy.

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[Joe (continued)]

Very religious. Very religious. I bet he don't. I bet he don't curse. I could imagine trying to talk trash.

[Joe]

Oh, he letting all that. Feel it. Ribs. God, dog it. Darn it.

[Joe's Friend]

Dang it.

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[Joe]

Give me the crickets, Joshua.

[Joe (continued)]

Oh, man.

[Joe]

No. Hey, it's hard. Do you know how hard it is not to cuss as a professional? A professional athlete, man?

[Joe (continued)]

It just. It doesn't even sound right. Well, listen. Listening to.

[Joe]

Damn it.

[Joe (continued)]

Hey, listen to Philip Rivers. You know, Philip Rivers don't curse.

[Joe]

Oh, man.

[Joe (continued)]

Listening.

[Joe's Friend]

Yeah. How you talk? How you talk?

[Joe (continued)]

Darn. Just don't. It don't sound. It don't sound right. It just don't sound right. It's funny. It's funny hearing him talk because he got, like a country little accent. It just.

[Coach/Analyst]

I don't know.

[Joe (continued)]

It's weird. It's weird. I mean, listen, I tell people all the time, you can have an extensive vocabulary and curse as well. Because I like cursing. To me, I call it. It's a sentence enhancer. Whatever point I'm trying to get across. Like, I could tell my kids, man, y' all get down from there. They ain't gonna listen to that. If I say, man, y' all get the fuck down. It's different. It's all. It is, the delivery. I don't know what it is about cursing. It just. It makes the sentence sound so much better. And the meaning. It changes the meaning. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Joe's Friend]

Ocho, when you were growing up, is that how your grandmother and your mama talked to you?

[Joe (continued)]

My mama? My grandma, yeah, man. Wait, Joe, you ain't met Hurricane Paula. Joe. But just to give you an example, and I'm sure most of the people in the chat, I did a show called Marriage Boot Camp Family Edition. The whole point of the show was to find a way to get me and my mama to redeem the relationship as a mother and a son should have, because we were always rocking. Joe, my grandma raised me. Things weren't right between me and my mama. Yeah, Joe, when I tell you my mama Showed out every episode of the marriage boot camp cut up, Joe. Cursing out the producers, cursing me out, cursing out the. Hey, Joe. Cursing out the other people on the show. My mama was TV gold, and she had no idea about it. She left the show early, told the producers, fuck you and fuck you. Hey, mail me my check for the hours I done put in and left and left.

[Joe's Friend]

Damn.

[Joe (continued)]

No, Joe. My mama, boy, she was a trip.

[Joe's Friend]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Boy, your mama was gangster. Once you made.

[Joe (continued)]

She did not play. And people won't understand. People say, how you live like that? See, I'm used to it. So what you. Your norm is different from my norm. I'm used to that. So y' all looking at me crazy, boy. That's what you had to deal with. But it was normal for me, based on my upbringing and my surroundings. That's normal.

[Joe's Friend]

Yeah.

[Joe (continued)]

For other people, they were like, oh, my God, how you live like. What you mean, live like that? Mean, it wasn't like that in your household. It's normal where I'm from, Joe. Hey, Joe.

[Joe]

Joe, you curse. You cursed your. See, I just look at my. I just looked at my kids. Yeah, they start crying.

[Joe (continued)]

Yeah, I. I ain't got to do. I ain't got to do no cursing.

[Joe's Friend]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I.

[Joe]

No, I'm not fitting to do all that. But they look, their mom had already told them because, like, what you do over here, you're not gonna be able to do that at your dad house.

[Joe's Friend]

Hello.

[Joe]

So all that running through the house and jumping on the bed and doing all that other stuff, you're not gonna be there do that. So don't go over there trying that, because you know how your dad is.

[Joe's Friend]

Yep, yep.

[Joe]

No, I. I get my blood pressure up and all that yelling and screaming. Hey, go down. Hey, go down to the basement. Hey, yeah, go down to the basement. Y' all want to do all that yelling and screaming, Go down there, play them video. You got video games. You got all them video games. You got the big screen TV that you could just. Hey, do whatever y' all want to do. But, hey, don't be running through this house. Opening, opening, slamming doors up and down. No, run up and down them basement steps. Stay down there.

[Joe (continued)]

Hey, Joe. I remember, boy, I never forget. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, man. We can't be. We can't be tearing up. Not tonight. But listen. Oh, boy, we had a thing all these years. You are not a friend of mine. You're not a friend of mine if you ain't Been around long enough. If my mama ain't never cuss you out, you ain't really my friend.

[Joe]

May your mom cut your friends out.

[Joe (continued)]

Everybody that has was associated with me from the time I was young to when she passed away, everybody got it. I got it. My kids got it. My grandma got it. Those I have kids from got it. I was so nervous to bring her to Certain Avenger because I know once she get that lick in her system, ain't no telling what's gonna happen. You hear me?

[Joe]

What's she.

[Joe's Friend]

What was her drink?

[Joe (continued)]

Oo, that goddamn seagum gin.

[Joe's Friend]

That gin, that bumping.

[Joe]

Oh, she drinking that naughty head.

[Joe (continued)]

She get that seagum gin and mix it with that ruby red, that Tropicana grapefruit juice. Joe boy. Hey, she gonna give you what you.

[Joe]

She don't let n what you're looking for.

[Joe's Friend]

Ocho, boy, that bumpy face, boy, that started crying.

[Joe]

Yeah, that's what they call, they call it that bumpy face, that naughty head.

[Joe's Friend]

Hey, hey, hey, boy, you.

[Joe]

Hey, look at the guys. Every guy that drank that secret. Yeah, look at the head, Ocho.

[Joe's Friend]

Oh, that tangle, Ray.

[Joe]

Yeah, yeah.

[Joe (continued)]

Let me, let me tell you how. Let me tell you how bad it was at the funeral, boy. We got a house full for the funeral, boy. And the pastor up there, the pastor lived right across the street from my grandma house, right? So the pastor, he up there talking and he talk about, man, we know we done had some great memories with her whole hurricane. And I want to see how many of y' all can share some of those memories y' all had with her. So instead of having everybody come up here and talk, I'm gonna ask the congregation, I'm gonna ask the people if you have ever been cussed out by Ms. Paula, please stand up. Boy. The whole church stood up right

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[Joe (continued)]

I tell you that it was not one person sitting in that church, man. And that, that was one. That was one of the best moments and one of the best laughs, man, I had, you know, during that time. Oh, man, but the stories, when you're

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[Joe]

Boy, she on that. Oh, that seum. Hey, hey Joe, you know CU back, back in the day they sell. See you get se. Hey, let me get a. Let me get a 50 cent shot. Let me get a dollar shot and joke. Hey, ho, that joker hair. Them joker hair be dragging that right there. They had that. That beat you back here. You com it to the front. It beat you to the back.

[Joe's Friend]

Yeah.

[Joe]

Hey, hey, hey hey. All man to drag that joke, boy.

[Joe's Friend]

Hey, if you was off that gym, her ass was in trouble that night. Oo hey. Oh yes sir. Oh yes sir.

[Joe (continued)]

Funny. This what I don't like too obviously there were therapists and they were doctors and counselors on the show and they purposely, they purposely. They bought it. They, they brought us in different family. They brought us in to get us help, but also had a bar and every morning cameras, rolling cameras all through the house. Two weeks we there two weeks locked in the same house together. Every morning you'll get that Seagram gin and that ruby red and mix it together to start the morning. And boy, when I tell you,

[Coach/Analyst]

boy,

[Joe (continued)]

she letting producers have it, boy. Hey, hey, Chad, I don't know if y' all saw that, man. You got to go back. You got to go back and just look at the clips of my mama, man, acting a fool. And that was really her.

[Joe]

If you, if you from the south, them old heads, they had a pint that Seagram that naughty here. Yeah, that hard. That hard. Look how hard little script.

[Joe's Friend]

Hey, they. They have it. They have it in their little, that little brown bag.

[Joe]

They have it in there.

[Joe's Friend]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just peel that little top off, get

[Joe]

you a little bit. You already know what's in there.

[Joe (continued)]

Oh, whatever.

[Joe]

Yeah, man, them joke ain't. Hey Joe could work all day, man.

[Joe's Friend]

What I'm talking about, it could talk up a storm, boy.

[Joe (continued)]

Hey, hey you ever seen that clip? Hey, hey, Joe, you know also, right, they put us through little, little situations, right? So in general, there was a mock funeral, right? So to get my mama to see why we need to mend our relationship. Listen, y' all need to mend your relationship, because what happen if you lose your son?

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So we.

[Joe (continued)]

Hey, so one of the lessons we went through was a mock funeral, Joe. I was in the aj. I was in a real casket. So the whole point is to get my mama to see, listen, you need to do right and fix your relationship, because this could be your son.

[Joe]

Something might happen to Chad, and then

[Joe (continued)]

how would you feel? I'm in the real casket, Joe. And the lady asking her, now, you see your son in the casket. How do you feel? Shit, I don't feel shit.

[Joe]

Hold on, Joe. Hold on, Joe.

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[Joe (continued)]

Joe, I don't feel nothing. Matter of fact. Matter of fact, let his baby mamas roll his ass up out of here.

[Joe]

Oh, man.

[Sports Announcer]

Damn. Damn, Joe, you got to see the clip.

[Coach/Analyst]

Joe.

[Sports Announcer]

You got to.

[Joe (continued)]

I know your wife might be watching. Joe, you got to tell your wife seen the clip of the mock funeral of my mama. Telling them, man, let the baby mama roll his ass up out of here.

[Joe]

Damn Joke.

[Joe's Friend]

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Your mama was a whole thug right here, boy.

[Joe (continued)]

She did not play. Once she get that liquor in her system, it's a rap.

[Joe]

Oh, it's a rap.

[Advertiser 1]

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[Joe (continued)]

Damn, boy, she ain't play, boy. She don't. She don't.

[Joe]

Yeah, I'm glad. I ain't had no, no, no drinking problem like that, man.

[Joe's Friend]

But you seen it, though, coming up, you know?

[Joe]

Oh, yeah, for sure. Oh, yeah, for sure. Absolutely. Man, them guys get drunk out there in the field, and, man, we end up leaving. They go out there in the woods somewhere, Joe. We'll see. Don't see them till the next day. They done beat up, passed out. They'd be on that white pole. They'll be on that wine they be drinking. They have that knotty head, that Seagram's. Somebody about a Bombay Sapphire. Bombay Sapphire? What? Nobody drinking no Bombay Sapphire back then. Bombay Sapphire became a thing in the mid-90s and 2000s. They weren't drinking no Bombay Sapphire back then. I knew somebody said they drank. They drank that moonshine, though, man, look here. Moonshine, man. You might as well just drink gasoline.

[Joe's Friend]

Hey, hey, hey. Oh, hold on, Ojo. My grandma you living. Used to make that moonshine, boy. Hey, he should make that moonshine, that wine, boy. Hey, yeah.

[Joe]

Hey, you just make that time for making moonshine.

[Joe's Friend]

Yeah.

[Joe]

Oh, I had a. What you call them. I had my sister to get some. Because, you know, people, they ain't gonna tell nobody. Well, this was a long time ago. I don't think they still. I don't think they still run and shine now like they used to. That's what they call it, running shine. But yeah, and. And had it in a mason jar.

[Joe's Friend]

Yeah, in that big mason jar, that big joint. Yeah.

[Joe]

Oh, man, you want some, Joe?

[Joe's Friend]

Man, my grandpa used to have it. Huh? And I ain't gonna lie, you know, back in the day, you know, we

[Joe]

used to take little swigs here and

[Joe's Friend]

there, but that thing ain't they nothing

[Joe]

to play with, boy. Yeah, we used to do my grandma, Morgan David like that because, you know, she was the mother of the church, so she got. She was responsible for communion. Me and my brother. Me and my brother be drinking that. Morgan David put some water that they shake it up a little bit.

[Joe's Friend]

Yeah. Hey, hey, look, but that what I'll be talking about, man. My grandpa was a deacon, he was an usher. He was all that. But, yeah, he had it jumping back there in that shed in the backyard. You hear me,

[Joe]

Joe? Them the ones, the ones that be in the church.

[Joe's Friend]

Yeah, them the ones I'm talking about having jump. I'm talking about. Look, you had cats pulling up, man. I'm trying to. He come out there with a gallon. He giving. He giving gallons away, man. Got so much back there in that, I'm like, damn. So, you know, we had to sneak back there and get us a little taste, just see what's going on. You know, as kids, when we ain't supposed to be back there, you know, we go back there and sip on the little wine, all that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Joe]

My grandfather, my grandparents, they stopped drinking. So, you know, she said, barney. Barney's like, maybe. You know what? I want to stop drinking. Like, it didn't make me no different. I wanted to stop anyway. So they ain't really. Ain't really Drake. He smoked cigars, chewed tobacco. She dipped snuff. Chewed tobacco. So we was. Me and we used to kill. They snuffing tobacco, though. My grandma, she had a honeybee. I was dipping snuff like six, seven years old. Dipping snuff.

[Customer]

Damn.

[Joe's Friend]

Snuff.

[Joe (continued)]

What's that?

[Joe]

It's crushed up tobacco.

[Joe (continued)]

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[Joe]

Real fine tobacco. Yes. Yeah, it's in the can. My.

[Joe's Friend]

Hold on. You used to have that big night down there.

[Joe]

Yeah, I did that, man. I did.

[Joe's Friend]

Hey,

[Joe]

man, hey. Cause I usually. I see my grandma. My grandfather. My grandfather had a he chew a Levi Garrett or a bullet of the wood. The cut the blocks that.

[Advertiser 3]

Yeah.

[Joe]

With the knife.

[Joe's Friend]

Hey, they still do that nowadays. They still dip their little stuff they got?

[Joe]

Yeah, hell yeah, they do.

[Joe's Friend]

I ain't gonna lie. Used to be some cats back in

[Joe]

the day who used to.

[Joe's Friend]

Who used to keep that in their back pocket. Yeah, they come out there flipping that thing like that there, huh?

[Joe]

Oh, yeah. You talking about that skull and that Kodiak that can back there. And now they got the little pouches now. Because before they didn't have the pouches. You just had to put the dip. Now they got the pouches in there. Oh, yeah, they still do it.

[Joe's Friend]

Yeah.

[Joe]

Philadelphia Eagles offensive coordinator Sean Manion says he wants to lean into the tush push during the first season. It's going to be a part of what we do. It's been an extremely effective play. We're going to lean into that. It's something that this organization has executed at a high level. So along with many other elements of our offense, certainly it's something that will be a part of it. Since the Eagles fired Kevin Petula, Manion has begun installing the offense style Kyle Shanahan and Sean McVay. Jalen Hurst told reporters the Eagles are still working on calibrating to Manion's new offense during training camp. We've got a lot of new pieces of entirely new approach and Mo Modus operation philosophy to our offense, hurt said. What you think?

[Coach/Analyst]

What you.

[Joe]

What you think? What you think they're gonna look like, Joe? What you think they gonna look like? Because he is an offshoot of Kyle Shanahan. Kyle Shanahan, Sean McVeigh, all those guys came up under that. That Mike Shanahan tree. So what you thinking?

[Coach/Analyst]

You.

[Joe]

You, you like? You like? You like this addition for the Philadelphia Eagles offense?

[Joe's Friend]

Sean Manion coming in and installing this offense.

[Joe]

Jalen hurts, Devontae Smith, Saquon Barkley, Mika Lemon, who's nursing the hamstring, Dallas guarded. That offensive line is going to be back intact. You like this addition?

[Joe's Friend]

Yeah, I like it. I want him to open it up, though. Uncle Nocho. Let Jalen hurts kind of, you know what I mean? Have free range. Let him be able to create, improvise on the fly, you know what I mean? I felt like over the past some odd years, man, even in the years that they. Even in the year that they won the Super Bowl, I feel like he's kind of been restrained a little Bit.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Joe's Friend]

You know what I mean? I want to see him. I want to see him be able to improvise, man, and really put him stamp on his offense, considering the fact that, you know, you just lost A.J. brown, bro. And I know they brought in a nice young rookie, but at the same time, I want to see. I want to see the young man flourish, bro. Yeah, I want to see him open it up.

[Joe (continued)]

Listen, I'm curious to see what that offense looks like, you know, new offensive coordinator. They didn't like the last one. A lot of people complained about the passing game. There were a lot of injuries last year. I don't know what it will look like, but I want Jalen Hurst to have a good season. I want him succeed. I think they're one of the few teams where they can run the ball first to open up the pass. Because Saquon is so good, because that offensive line is so good. I'm just. I'm just curious. I'm hoping everybody stays happy, too. Hey, for them to play well, Joe, especially the Eagles.

[Joe's Friend]

Yeah.

[Joe (continued)]

Everybody has to stay healthy.

[Joe's Friend]

Hey, not. Not only they gotta stay healthy, but can Saquon get back to being the guy who he was, you know, not last year, but the year before? I. I think. I think that makes a world of a difference, too, Uncle Ocho.

[Joe (continued)]

Joe, Some of them. Some of them linemen was hurt last year.

[Joe's Friend]

Oh, yeah.

[Joe (continued)]

Some of them lineman was hurt, especially the main one. Lane Johnson was hurt last year.

[Joe]

Yeah, Lane was hurt. Dickerson was nicked up. Jurgensen. Jurgens. Not Jurgens. And Jurgens. The quiz. It seems to me, watching, looking at this offense from a distance, is that the defense said, we're not letting Saquon get loose. We gonna make Jalen hurts, beat us throwing the football.

[Joe's Friend]

Yeah.

[Joe]

And we want him to beat us throwing the football from the pocket. Look, every time they get a good offensive coordinator, they go far and somebody signs them as a head coach. We saw that happen. And when they went to the super bowl, even though they lost, they lost the head coach to Indy. And then guess what? They win the super bowl and then they lose their head coach, they lose the offensive coordinator, he becomes the head coach of New Orleans. So. And that's just the way it goes. You. You're not keeping good. You're not keeping good coaches. If you think you're gonna get. Oh, man, we can't. No, and you shouldn't. They're leaving. Somebody gonna take them off your hand every time. That's just. That's just. That's just the way it is. Look at how. Look, look at all the guys that. That were doing Kyle Shanahan style. All the guys that was on McVeigh staff, they got head coaching jobs, LaFleur in Green Bay, they got a LaFleur in Arizona, they got O', Connell, and they got the guy at Zach Taylor. It's just the way it is. You got a. In Houston, what's his name? He'll decorate. What I'm saying, when you got good coaches, when your teams win, when you're successful, successful, you're gonna. You'll start losing coach, you're gonna lose coordinators, you're gonna lose position coaches. Because it's a tried and true method.

[Sports Announcer]

You win.

[Joe]

Yeah, teams want to win. So I. I think the thing is, is that Jalen hurts. They're gonna have to, you know, they like to put the ball, be up on the center, take the ball from under center, and they're gonna. They're gonna make Jalen hurts. Beat him throwing the football.

[Joe's Friend]

Yep.

[Joe]

We know Saquan. We know what Saquon can do. I'm not gonna Ocho. I'm not gonna let him run for 150, 60 yards. Cause we can't beat him if they're doing that. Cause now when he sticks that ball in Saquon's belly and pull it out, okay, Pause. When he play fake. Now you got guys wide open running down the damn field, man. You remember how when Saquon first got to Saquon's first year and he almost broke Edie's record, man, play action, pass was wide ass open because they had. Hey, you got to drop that eighth man down there. Because if you don't, that offensive line gonna blow your ass off the ball.

[Joe's Friend]

That's why Jalen. Jalen. Jalen hurts. Gotta open that thing up. If they're gonna have eight in the

[Joe]

box, they're gonna have to.

[Joe's Friend]

So you gotta. You gotta be a playmaker, bro.

[Joe (continued)]

I mean, I'm excited because I only

[Joe]

can pay these guys so much, Ocho, for so long. Now, you see, they played two D linemen. Guess what? Mike Quinn, Michael and what you call them? Cooper.

[Joe's Friend]

Dijon comes. Yeah.

[Joe]

What you gonna do, Jojo?

[Joe (continued)]

Both of them. You can't. Not with the way you paid. Not. Not with the way you paid. You paid Cox, Jayla Carter and Mr. Carter. Now you can't pay Cooper.

[Joe]

Jordan Davis.

[Joe (continued)]

I mean, excuse me, Jordan Davis. You can't pay Cooper Dean and Keon Mitchell. Keon Mitchell top three. Right now he top three. He's not Your average defensive back. No, he's one of the elites in the game already.

[Joe's Friend]

Yes.

[Joe]

And Dejan, he gonna want him money.

[Joe (continued)]

You got to. I mean, it's tough.

[Joe]

And the thing is with him is that at least you can put a fifth year option on Mitchell. Is that his name?

[Joe (continued)]

Mitchell Keon.

[Joe]

Mitchell Keon. Okay, Kubi, Dejan's the second round pick, so you can't put a fourth year. You can't put a 50 option on him. He got four years. He gonna want to do something. Four, two, something.

[Joe (continued)]

Yeah, I think this might.

[Joe]

Jayla hurts. What are you gonna do? Jayla hurts gonna be looking. Hey, he like, I have a good year. I'll be looking for me some more money too.

[Joe's Friend]

Yeah.

[Joe (continued)]

And I. I hope. I hope Jalen hurts. Good year too. Is showing everybody and shutting up all the doubters, all the naysayers that I told y' all I can throw. I told you I can throw. Now we don't. We don't need our offense.

[Coach/Analyst]

Doesn't.

[Joe (continued)]

Doesn't. Doesn't need me to throw the ball 50, 60 times a game. That's not what we do. We're not structured like that. But when it's time to throw the ball, Let me show y' all I can do just that.

[Joe]

Yeah, Quinyard. But yeah, the Eagle. That just. Offense just look archaic. It's just like, okay, we gonna run it. Oh, now we can't run it. Let's throw it. Third down, first down. Run the ball to Saquon. Hand off to Saquon quarterback. Nah, let the quarterback throw it, man. Look, I understand that your quarterback is a big, powerful guy. He squats 600 pounds and all that. Ocho, man, you can't be running that man like that. Let him throw the ball. He's a quarterback. Let him throw the ball.

[Joe (continued)]

But you gotta understand the formula in which they had with that quarterback, with that running back, that squash like that, that's how he was able to get that chip. Running the ball first, then throwing it where they have to. And the players was making. The players were making those plays in the air, but they. They rolled. They rolled. They rode that super bowl, man, it was hell that year, boy. Everything was working.

[Joe]

But you know, Ocho, you gotta. Man, you can't run the same, man. The people gonna catch on to that.

[Advertiser 1]

Ish.

[Joe (continued)]

They gonna adapt. Especially once. Once it's out on film, they're gonna adapt. I can tell you what they're gonna do this year. They finna stack by eight, nine in the box. I can tell you that.

[Joe]

Yes, you're right. We're gonna find. Hey, we're gonna find out. We got. They gotta go. Philly Eagles fans, you got a new offensive coordinator. You say you was tired of petula and so we about to find out. Yes, sir, we about to find out.

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