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Joe
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Hey,
ISO Joe Johnson
what's up?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, we need to add a few more segments because I'm not sleepy.
Joe
I'm trying to figure out what they got to do with Joe and I. Because you not sleepy?
ISO Joe Johnson
Hell over there drinking Red Bull and coffee all damn night.
Joe
All right, More or less. James Harden, 3.5 turnovers. More or less?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
More. More.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hold on, hold on.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
More like Oprah. You get a turnover. You get a turnover. Yes.
ISO Joe Johnson
I don't know. So you said he gotta have four turnovers.
Joe
Four turnovers. What's he averaging? He's averaging about five and a half. Six for the seat, for the series. Joe,
ISO Joe Johnson
I know you and Ocho want to go more.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yo, listen. Listen to my basketball. Take Joe, let me do this, okay? Huh? I'm the one been right about everything regarding the NBA. Just listen to me. I got this. Just say more, all right?
Joe
Ocho said more. Jared Allen, 12 1/2 points. More or less than 12 1/2 points.
ISO Joe Johnson
Closeout game. Cleveland. You saying more.
Joe
He gonna have to. Joe, I need one. I need at least one more game,
ISO Joe Johnson
all right? Yeah, I say more.
Joe
Josh Hart will have more than seven rebounds.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna say more. He be every damn well he does.
Joe
Mikhail Bridges will have. When you combine his points, rebounds and assists, he'll have more than 21 and a half. So points, rebounds and assists.
ISO Joe Johnson
This one here kind of tricky. What you leaning toward,
Joe
man? That joker. Hey, since game three of the Hawks, he been hot.
ISO Joe Johnson
He been hot. He been hot.
Joe
Oh, we. Man, he could.
ISO Joe Johnson
He been cooking with grease. I ain't gonna lie to you, man.
Joe
That joker been hotter than the last spoon in the crack house. I don't know what. Hey. I don't know what happened after that game, Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, hey, he found. He found some confidence. And damn, he done wrote it all.
Joe
Let's go.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
More.
Joe
Let's go get. Yeah, and keep that. Keep that thing in his back to make sure.
ISO Joe Johnson
All right?
Joe
Yeah. What are the 25 to win? 125.
ISO Joe Johnson
Let's see. Let me take a picture.
Joe
Ain't no cold. Shannon, 25, doing $125 prize picks, you know?
ISO Joe Johnson
Feels good to be, right? Yeah.
Joe
All right, it's time for our final segment of the evening. It's time for Q and A.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Damn, man.
ISO Joe Johnson
What happened, bro?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Madden slept six hours, man.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, yeah? You gonna be up?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, Uncle. Hey. You've been in North Carolina?
Joe
I have. Mainly just Charlotte and Raleigh, though. Kannapolis. I went to. Like I said, I went to Kannapolis to get. Pick up two dog, two puppies.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I mean, I'm in Raleigh now. I just don't know what to do because damn near one o'.
Joe
Clock. It ain't nothing to do with Raleigh.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No. Hey. They ain't got no hey.
Joe
No, no.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay,
Joe
before we get to the super chats, we got three video voicemail from our discord. I said, you know, we might have to sneak in. You know, I might meet y' all there. You know, Houston. I could fly at about 5 o'. Clock. We go do what we do. And then, boom, I'm about got the first thing on the flight, first thing smoking the next morning when Whenever y' all say make it happen.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, yeah, shoot. I'm ready to wear my boots, Joe, man, y'.
ISO Joe Johnson
All. Y' all be flying, bro. I think you and uncle be flying for real.
Joe
Hey, Joe, look, I got you a night. I got one night. I'm like Luther Vandross. If only for one night. If only for one night.
ISO Joe Johnson
I tell y', all, well, I'll have everything set up. That way we're gonna have no problem. Y' all ain't gonna have to pull your wallets out or nothing. Everything gonna be.
Joe
I think Mama let me go.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hold on, hold on, Joe. Now, when we go to Area 29, I got us on that part. Take care of nothing. Every. Everything good.
ISO Joe Johnson
Well, I'm gonna get the ones then. How about that?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
We good, Joey. Joe, listen to me.
Joe
Hey, let's go get us a nice little brunch. We get us a brunch on Sunday when we get there. We get from the airport.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey. Oh, we. Oh, no, no. Oh, hold on. We got to go to Chapman and Kirby.
Joe
I don't give a damn what we going. I'm just saying we gotta go get
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a point in Chapman at Kirby. Okay.
Joe
You know, okay. Get us a nice little brunch, Go back, take us a little nap.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Joe
Then get ready to head on down there. As a matter of fact. Yeah, I would have my bag. Hey, we have a. A car service. Because I have my bags already packed. I'm going straight to see.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
This a good thing, too. Hey, this a good thing about it too, Uncle Joe. We can go to Chapman and Kirby during the day. You know, enjoy ourselves with the people, you know, vibe y'. All. Y' all could drink. Y' all little. Me, right, the little and whatever y'. All, you know, y' all drink. Make sure they have some la. Make sure they have some LA for you. Yeah, we go take a nap because, you know, we old. Then we go to Area 29. You can stay to Area 29 all night. You hear me? Until it's time for your flight.
ISO Joe Johnson
Joe, I'm saying, what's going on in Area 29? I'm going to be in there all night.
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I can't stop scratching my downtown. Mm, yeah, but I'm not itching to go downtown and tell a receptionist I'm
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Malcolm Glebel
Hello, this is Malcolm Glebel from Smart Talks with IBM. Today we're diving into a fascinating conversation with Stefano Pallard, head of fan development for Scuderia Ferrari hp.
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Your pronunciation is strongly American. It's more Scuderia Ferrari.
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ISO Joe Johnson
Okay,
Joe
This is a beautiful site. I ain't no being. Yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You know. You know, they call me Little bill in Area 29, Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
They call you one Little Bill? Little Bill?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, they, you know, used to call me a Little Bill when I was. When I was a little kid. Right.
Joe
Okay.
ISO Joe Johnson
All right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
Joe
All right, let's take a listen to that first video.
ISO Joe Johnson
What's up, family?
Joe
Hey. This is D.L. butler representing Jacksonville, Florida, aka Duvall. How you guys doing? Shannon Ocho and the ISO.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hello. Listen, I celebrated my 61st birthday yesterday, and I just wanted. If you don't mind, please give me a positive shout out, and I want
Joe
you guys to continue doing great work. I really enjoy listening to you and
ISO Joe Johnson
watching you every night. Have a blessed day. Thank you, bro. Love and respect.
Joe
Absolutely. Happy 61st Bros. Duvall. Duvall.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Ojo.
Joe
You spend a little time in Duvall?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. Shoot the beat up on the Jags. That's about it.
Joe
Yeah. You know, I was a Jaguar killer.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe
I was a Jaguar killer, Joe, when I was in Baltimore.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Joe
Caught two games and then set up another.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, wait, wait. One of my favorite players who I studied and I studied to a T and tried to mimic some of his move and steal some of the things that he did.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Jimmy Smith. Oh, my God.
Joe
You know, Jimmy got drafted by the Cowboys, Ocho.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They let Jimmy get out the toe.
Joe
He got. If I'm not mistaken. I think he got. He got into a car wreck and they had to remove some of his intestine.
ISO Joe Johnson
Damn.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. Intestine is not gonna affect you running around.
Joe
I'm just saying the Cowboys drafted Jimmy out of Jackson.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Turned out to be.
Joe
And that. That Jimmy Smith. Yes, the Cowboys drafted him, man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Well, Jimmy was special, boy.
Joe
Yeah, he. He was. I got an opportunity to see him up close and personal. He put 251, 291 on us. Fifteen catches, three touchdowns.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, D. Stocks and McAllister had absolutely.
Joe
Let's take a listen to our second discord.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, I just got this in the mail. About to pop it open.
Luis
Hop on that scan.
ISO Joe Johnson
Have me a good weekend. Yes, sir.
Joe
Okay. Thank you, bro. I appreciate that. He got the. The hall of Fame edition. I appreciate that. Hey, hey, get back in here and let us know what you think about it. I guarantee you're gonna like it, man. It's a vsop, but it really drinks like an exo. Smooth, huh?
ISO Joe Johnson
I look for that hall of Fame edition. I couldn't find it on there.
Joe
It's not on the site.
ISO Joe Johnson
This was. This was.
Joe
This.
ISO Joe Johnson
This was a couple months ago when I was looking. So I'm gonna have to get back on that edition.
Joe
Still up there.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, he got that hall of Fame edition, but he missing them sparks, though, boy.
Joe
No, he got him. I should put that man business in the street like that.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, hey, you mix that laporte with them sparks. Hey, it's gonna be some fireworks, baby. It's gonna be some fireworks.
Joe
Is there. Is there, Joe?
ISO Joe Johnson
Okay, I got you. Yeah, give me another couple bottles.
Joe
What you call it? Bad box.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah,
Joe
here's that. Here's our third one.
Luis
Hey, what's up? Or should I say uncs? My name is Luis. I'm straight out of Memphis. I'm turning 28 today, so hopefully I can get a shout out or a piece of advice for the youth. You know, we could always use that. But also, me and my girl, we love watching you guys. I mean, even though she says I watch out too damn much. Like, damn. You watching them again? You damn right. They'd be funny as hell. But you. Ocho ISO, y' all keep on going, man. Many blessings to you guys. I'm wishing for more success for you guys as well. My question would be. Now, the FIFA World cup is rolling in. Therefore, they're forcing NFL stadiums to turn into grass stadiums. So why is the U. S. Always been predominantly turf based?
Joe
It's easier to maintain.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, bingo.
Joe
It's cheaper because. So now guess what? They tear. They tear that grass up. And then I got to replace it. That turf. I gotta do nothing. I gotta replace that turf at all.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Especially on top of that, too. You think about some of the cold weather cities, Some of the cities where it gets cold. Buffalo, you know, Pittsburgh, New York, you don't have to be. Yeah, New York. You don't have to deal with any kind of maintenance at all. Hey, if you got regular grass, hey, it.
Malcolm Glebel
It.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
It. It's.
Joe
Hell, yeah. And then some tea. Like Pittsburgh, the. The Panthers and the Steelers play there. And that's why it Look. That's why it looks terrible. So it's. It's easier to maintain. It's cheaper. I mean, especially like Ocho said, when the weather gets bad. Now, the Texans. You know, the Texans got grass, but it's Texas Arizona, they got rollout. They roll the grass out. It rolled up in big old big balls.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, Arizona and Houston, hey, they got that Bermuda grass. I think the Raiders do, too. Man, it is beautiful. It's so flat. And I'm getting me per.
Joe
Immaculate. Oh, I grabbed what you call them Broncos when I played, man, I grew, man, that thing was nice.
ISO Joe Johnson
It was real grass.
Joe
Real grass. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, what y' all rather play on the grass or Turkey?
Joe
Yeah, Hell, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I've never. I've never had a problem with any joke, and it's. I'm really the wrong one to ask, but with the injuries that. That continue to happen year in and year out, I'm starting to think it's something wrong with the turf.
Joe
I'm. I'm.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm starting to think. I'm starting to believe it, you know, that. That there's a problem with the surface. But the fact that I was able to play on the turf for so many years in Cincinnati, I ain't never play on grad. Show.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And I was fine. I never had any, you know, any. Any lower extremity injuries. So. But. But with. With all the other players getting hurt, man, I just, like, maybe. Maybe we need to go back to grad.
Joe
But, see, Ocho, you didn't get an opportunity to play on the Astro T, where it was just concrete with that green sheet underneath the top of it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And you played on that.
Joe
Y'. All. Y' all used to have that old Riverfront Stadium. Yes, yes. Real.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, I missed that. I missed that. What, about two, three years, huh?
Joe
Cincinnati, Philly had. Philly was terrible. Turf was terrible. The. The old house of pain, the Astrodome, man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
Joe
Kansas City, actually, believe it or not, used to be turf. Yes. With the Seahawks before they moved to Lumen Field. They had turf.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, you probably get some mean turf, man.
Joe
You had a man. Look here.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey. Hey. That shower after the game.
Joe
Lord have mercy.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
On the elbows.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe
Your man. You and you. You don't even know it, man. You get it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, Joe. Hey, that junk hurts, though.
Joe
And it doesn't heal because guess what? You're gonna be falling again.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Joe
Yeah, man. Hey, I don't. I don't miss the. I don't miss. I don't miss that turf. I'm trying to think who else has some. I'm talking about some just terrible turf
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Malcolm Glebel
Hello, this is Malcolm Glebel from Smart Talks with IBM. Today we're diving into a fascinating conversation with Stefano Pallard, head of fan development for Scuderia Ferrari hp.
Stefano Pallard
Your pronunciation is strongly American. It's more Scuderia Ferrari.
Malcolm Glebel
I'm still working on rolling my R's, but what I was able to learn From Stefano was the importance of engaging the Tifosi, the Ferrari superfans in the digital age.
Stefano Pallard
Ferrari fans and superfans want to be part of something, want to belong to something. So they want to be part of a community, and ultimately they want to be part of a winning team.
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Joe
Who did I play? Pittsburgh. Green Bay. No, that was about it. But it was. Ooh. And then. Then they went to grass. But hey, I don't know. Like I said, to see Barry on that turf. Good luck, tackle. Good luck. Good luck. Cause he was just. It wasn't fair.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And we. And we. After all these years, we still ain't seen.
Joe
You'll never see anything like it. God only made one of him.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I think the closest thing we've got to it. That's not. Not almost. Not even almost somewhat comparable with Sean McCoy in his prime. Now Bijan Robinson, that's able to come to balance entice faces and make people like that and then get back to full speed.
Joe
The differences between those two guys, Ocho, they're one foot planners. If you look at Barrett, Barrett would literally hop, stop on both feet.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And he was like.
Joe
Like a slalom skier.
ISO Joe Johnson
I mean, his.
Joe
The way I'm like, bro, how you. Man, if I did that? Acl, Patel are gone.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Everything.
Joe
You just have to see the way his body. How his body his. The dorsiflexion in his ankles, the way his body just moved. Ocho, you had. Like I said, some things you just need to see for yourself. I got an opportunity to see him up close and personal. On Thanksgiving, no less.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yes, sir.
Joe
Lord have mercy. It don't like I said some things like you need to see Jordan play or I wish I could have saw Michael Phelps swim or Usain Bolt run. But to see Barry Sanders run a football. Good Lord. I told y' all Uncle ISO keep that bad juju on the other side. Now, y'. All. Not y'. All. Now that steak went back with okc. Them nuns bless the spurs with a dub tonight. Hey, they might put them nuts on the plane instead of the okc.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, they damn sure brought us some good luck.
Joe
Ghost birds. Ocho, ISO. I live in Portland, Oregon. What do the players blazers need most? New player wise next season. What? Dame's gonna come back? Yeah, Dame's gonna be back. Denny, Damon, Danny. I like that. You can put them in the pick and roll. You got Clingan, you got a big. What are they gonna do with Grant? What are they gonna do with Shane Sharp? Joe, I thought he. I thought he was playing well.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, that's the high flyer.
ISO Joe Johnson
And what's. What's. What's the young cat who came in with Wimby. Yeah, what they gonna do with school? I mean, you're gonna keep school. You. I mean, I think Holiday is a free agent. Are you gonna bring Holiday back? I think they got some questions, you know, they. They have to answer for their team, but I'm thinking they expecting Dame to come back and probably be at least a 22 to 25 point score. Okay, Ocho.
Joe
Yes. Yes.
ISO Joe Johnson
So we'll see. It's gonna be fun to see him back out there playing, but we'll see the dynamics of the team. I think you got to find a way to keep. Keep Grant. You know, you got to keep them long Ranger guys because Dame ain't the best defender. So you want to surround him with guys who don't mind playing defense and doing some dirty work.
Joe
I agree. Hey, fam. Doctor. This is from Dr. Frankie Bellamy. Hey, fam, Is there any possibility you'll bring in, like, the bucket hat that, like the clip we saw with Tim Johnson? I think nightcap bucket hats would go hard. Love y', all, man. What bucket? But you remember the dude that was imitating me in the Hard Knocks video?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, man. Hey, that was funny.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe
Like, for like five or six years, that's all I wore everywhere I went. Not just in. In the meetings. But I'm talking about when I went out, I would have a bucket hat on.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Joe
And people know it's you because the only way I knew it was you because of the hat.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, man. Yeah.
Joe
That team.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hold on. Hey, hold on, hold up, though. The dude who did you with that bucket hat, boy, I'm talking about, he had you down to the teeth. Hey, the way he moved his lips, the way he talked there, he had me in tears.
Joe
You're gonna have a hat down. I could see you. But the thing is, like, to me, to my ear, he sound like me.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Joe
I mean, so, like, man, when dude came out there, man, I was like, man, I look, I said, oh, my goodness.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, that wasn't that wasn't Gary Basketball.
Joe
No, no. His name was Tim Johnson, okay? He was a linebacker out of Youngtown State.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, that's classic for this game.
Joe
It was. Okay. B. B stands for bricks. Chat Ocho ISO could have built a wall with those bricks. Yeah, well, obviously I didn't expect them to shoot like they shot the light side of the ball in game two. In game three. I didn't expect that. Yeah, but I didn't expect them to play as bad. But I. I think we need to give some of that credit to the Spurs. The Spurs?
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, you got. You gotta get.
Joe
They were locked in tonight.
ISO Joe Johnson
You got to give all that credit to the spurs because they were the more desperate team considering the fact they knew going back to OKC they couldn't go back down.
Joe
Three, one.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No, sir.
Joe
How y' all in the chat going to complain about ads? Ungrateful. But I keep telling them, they keep complaining about the ads, but. But every time we turn around. Hey, what you call me a raise? The gravity raise.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, graphics team. Be over there showing.
Joe
Hey, you know, I threw. I threw a little something at him.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe
What up, big three. ISO start, bench, cut. Grant Hill, Pippin, Dominique, Ocho, Megatron. Julio Laugh. Is Gerald. John Mackey, Ozzy, Kellen, Winslow. Oh, it's beat it for me, Big Kale. I'm starting. I'm benching Ozzy. I'm cutting Mackie. Sorry.
ISO Joe Johnson
I'm starting.
Joe
Eek.
ISO Joe Johnson
Benching Pip. And I got cut.
Joe
Grant Ocho Megatron, Julio Laugh Is Gerald. Damn.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, I'm. I'm taking stats out of it. I'm not even looking at stats because that's everything everybody will go off of. I'm just gonna go off of what them boys did on the field.
Joe
Okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm going. Calvin Johnson starting. Julio Larry cooking cut. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not doing stats and all that. Could you go by that? You know, it won't tell the story on how special. Hell with all that.
Joe
You do realize Ocho super freak Cinco. And if you met another, he's a phony. It's great to see two teams that were cultivated and internally built battle on the biggest stages. Put down that coat. Orange juice Jones. I saw you and him and him. Hey.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Walking in the rain.
Joe
You miss. We'll sing that again, Jones.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That's right. Man. Man, let me put that in my library right now.
Joe
So much. I followed you today. So come on in and close your mouth. Are you cold busted? Yeah. Don't go looking in there. Everything that You. Everything that you came with is packed up into the closet.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah,
Joe
you wear curb kick. I saw you with. Castle. Should stay aggressive, but I think the spurs play better team ball when he's not always in John Morant mode and not forcing it. The west is the best.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, he. He is, he is great in spurts.
Joe
Yes.
ISO Joe Johnson
But when you, when you use him, overuse him too damn much, that's when them big turnover started to happen. He's 6, 7, 8, 9 turnovers. And that can hurt you, but I
Joe
love the way they use. He's not a natural point either, though. ISO. He was a natural point guard.
ISO Joe Johnson
No, no, no, no, no, no. He's a great combo guard.
Joe
Ocho, PSG fans since 2014. Can you tell everyone about PSG struggles to win the CL before last year? And what's your score prediction for the finals this year?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, well, you know what? The funny thing about it, when you look at psg, obviously, when I, I thought they would, they would dominate, not not only, not only where they were playing in the French league, but obviously Champions League when they had Messi. Dude, hey, hey, Uncle. And, and, And Joe, they had Messi, Mbappe and Neymar on the same team. You think about those two obviously playing up front. They should dominate everything from an offensive perspective. And it didn't work. You know, they, they, everybody now, they make jokes about Mbappe being a dictator, not really meshing well with some of the superstars around him. Always commanding the ball in general. The funny thing, Mbappe leaves right away. PSG win the whole thing again this year. Mbappe and Real Madrid, they don't play well. Goddamn. PSG right back in Champions League final again. They play on the 30th. They play so well as a team without. Even though Mbappe is probably, arguably maybe the best player in the world right now, he just doesn't play well collectively with his teammates. And I don't understand why, when he's so goddamn good. It's confusing to me where I understand the game of soccer and don't understand
Joe
why he can't play better than others.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, why didn't. Yeah, he doesn't. He doesn't play well with others despite him being so skillful so fast. I. I don't know. It's weird.
Joe
Ocho, you ever had Marlon Wayne cigars panel? What playoff team? Chris Paul could have helped, Man. I think they might have put that word out on Chris Paul.
ISO Joe Johnson
You think?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, what you mean?
Joe
Look, but I mean, I think, I think he could have helped somebody. But the Problem is, it seemed to me teams wanted Chris Paul for mentorship. Chris Paul want to play?
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Joe
So you know how some guys is okay being a. A, you know, come. This is what you need to do, blah, blah, blah, so forth and so on. Some guys are okay with that role. It didn't seem to me that Chris Paul was going to be okay with that role.
ISO Joe Johnson
So now you. You, hey, you look at. You look at Philly and you look at Kyle Lowry sitting over there, who's won a championship, who's been a great player in his league. I don't even know when the last time I seen him touch the damn floor.
Joe
Warm up.
ISO Joe Johnson
That's it. He over. He's standing up. He give you 600 claps a game. You know what I mean? He. He keep your young players in line. Help.
Joe
He.
ISO Joe Johnson
He's an extension of the coach.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
C.P.
ISO Joe Johnson
john do that.
Joe
C.P. won't exactly.
ISO Joe Johnson
I think C.P. obvious. The obvious team for me in this post season, obviously the Rockets. And to some degree, I think he could have helped Detroit.
Joe
Yes.
ISO Joe Johnson
Meaning you move cade to the 2 or the 3, take him off the ball, and then you, you know, you. You kind of use him in that way. I think Cade is a guy who you can maneuver around and if you need good point guard play somebody who could just, you know, orchestrate it, you know, they ain't got to do a whole hell of a lot, but, you know, they ain't gonna do nothing to hurt you neither. You know what I mean?
Joe
I agree. Joe, what's up? Can't wait for the NFL to start so we can get. Get at each other's next again on Philly. What drives you to keep pushing past haters? Love the show. Success brings enemies. We're gonna have haters now. The thing is, we've always had haters, guys. We just didn't have a platform where we could hear them or see them.
ISO Joe Johnson
And guess what? If you ain't got no haters, you ain't popping. Hey, if you ain't got no haters, you ain't popping. Hey.
Joe
Right.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, you ain't got no haters, you ain't popping.
Joe
Yeah, I. You know, I used to block. I. I ain't blocking no more haters because I need them to see these blessings. If I block them, they can't see the blessings that I'm getting.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I like it.
Joe
They can't see Ojo. But. But I don't understand, Joe. What I don't be. I just need somebody to help me understand. I don't like if I don't like something, why would I go buy it? Well, I don't like a person. Why would I go to their platform,
ISO Joe Johnson
get to get a reaction?
Joe
Yeah, you said you don't like me. Okay, so why are you here after I unfollowed you? Bro, you an airline. You don't need to round your arrival or departure.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, hey, that's my line I've been using on Twitter, bro.
Joe
Okay, okay, you don't like me. Okay? You made that clear. So what, you trying to drum. You trying to summons up other people? So they don't like me either. Either. I'm like, bro, it's.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yep.
Joe
But if the. If some of them haters that got platforms, they'd be trying to hate on sneak.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They do. Well, how the hell I be missing it all the time?
Joe
Because they don't ever put. They don't. They don't never say anything about you. Oh, choice.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Even though.
Joe
Even though you might say something, they gonna. They. They loot me in it because they try. Because if they put me in. If they put me in the thumbnail, people gonna click. What do now, Right?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay. Hey, let me know next time it happens. So I go ahead.
Joe
We good. We. We just let them. Let them hang in a. Them little. You know, the little 4,000 views. OKC look completely shook tonight. Spurs turned them into the 2012 Bobcats and has SGA fighting for every bucket. That's what you got to do. You got to make it tough on him.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, and it's been like that all serious.
Joe
It really has.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, it's hard. It seemed like it's been hard for OKC to come by points. Obviously they bench warn them game four, but hell, they gonna need somebody to step up game in game five, Game three.
Joe
I mean, Blaze, I wonder if Shea fell for his lady. Like how often he falls in the game. He hit.
ISO Joe Johnson
He hit the ground a lot.
Joe
Don't us. Yes, but he have a bodysuit on O Joe. He got pads. You know he got those pads, those thigh pads he got. Yeah, he got no Z yet, Chad. Look, he's seven foot. He looking more like LA Fitness player than an all star.
ISO Joe Johnson
Straight up, bro. They making it tough on him. They are making it tough on him
Joe
because you think about it, he's not as fluid. He's 4 inches, 5 inches shorter than Wimby. He's not as fluid as Wimby.
ISO Joe Johnson
No, he not. He's not.
Joe
You look at women, you look at the women. How Wimby get the ball, boot crossover spin. That ain't chat.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No, listen, we've been spoiled by Kevin Duress and we're spoiled by Wimy because they twitchy and they great with the ball in their hands.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Joe
What players did you guys enjoy to watch most growing up? Bob Sanders and Ricky Williams were my favorite to watch. Oh, Bullet Bob.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Well, that was my boy. That way.
Joe
I love.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I love Bob Sanders.
Joe
Growing up.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Growing up, when I was playing, my favorite to watch was Randy and to and a couple of years younger.
Joe
We talking about when you. He talk about 1012.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, when I was that little. Oh, hey, but that's the same time
Joe
they played
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
the Marx Brothers. But
Joe
I would like to look dupe.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that. That's before I came to understand who was the standard at the position for 80 over there in San Francisco. I didn't know that yet.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, for me, it was George Jordan, Penny Hardaway, TMac, and Kobe. I. I enjoyed watching all them dudes play.
Joe
Oh, man.
ISO Joe Johnson
What's up?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
When I think about it, everybody you just named, they on my hit list, too. So when I'm done with your ass, you tell Penny, you tell Jordan. I don't care how old he is. Leave that NASCAR alone. Come see me one on one.
ISO Joe Johnson
No, hey, hey.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And we can bet whatever, too. Tell him we could bet whatever.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, lead him out of this, cuz. Boy, you. Hey, you got a lot on your damn hands right now, partner, don't you? You? You don't you?
Joe
Hold on.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Time out. Who got a lot on their hands?
Joe
You.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Well, God gave me two. You hear me?
ISO Joe Johnson
Huh?
Joe
Both of them gonna be full. Joe said.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Nah, man. Listen. Hey, hey, but hey, hey, Joe is an appetizer to me, man.
Joe
Damn.
ISO Joe Johnson
Appetizer. Oh, okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
He's an appetizer to me, man. That's easy work.
ISO Joe Johnson
Okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay.
Joe
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, yeah. You don't understand who you're dealing with, huh?
ISO Joe Johnson
How's that?
Joe
How is that good defense when you gave up 103 and only scored 83? Look, I mean, 100 points in the NBA ain't nothing.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, no, I mean, you look at
Joe
the average, they probably. The average probably like one. What? What you say, Joe? 110, 115.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah. By 115. One. 115. 112, something like that.
Joe
But 83. Yeah, but look at the percentage in which they shot. Both teams shot under. One team shot 33. The other team was under 40%. Both teams was under 35%. From the three. One team was under 30, so. And I think. I think that because both defenses Played really well. We know both teams have outstanding defenses. We thought it was a rare that. That San Antonio with the defense that they play allowed OKC to shoot 50 the last game.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah. They too good defensively, bro. When you get guys who take on that challenge, the guard, they yard and don't need a lot of help because that's what I seen tonight. It was like I got this. Hey, that was impressive tonight, bro.
Joe
OKC is down two 20 point scores and it's two two going back to OKC. I think they're fine. Not overreact. Okay. They're down. Let me ask you a question. Are those two 20 point scores coming back next game?
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah. No.
Joe
I don't think it's time to panic, but I don't. I don't think you are anonymous day as you think you are. What's up, fam? I tune in every night. Tomorrow is my 28th birthday. Hoping for a birthday shout out to about to be on that Laportier road all night. Hey, happy birthday, bro. Man, you had some kind of week, Memorial day weekend. Your birthday falls on Memorial day? Ah, boy, I know you've been on that thing for a minute. Oh, well, they can. They couldn't let my birthday fall on the holiday. It is a holiday too.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, it's a holiday. Ain't nothing to do, man.
Joe
Always something to do.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yes, sir.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Nah, my baby at home.
Joe
Just cause your baby home, that don't mean somebody else baby at home. Damn.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I was specifically talking about me seeing, being that I'm in Raleigh.
Joe
That's okay.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, Ocho, who you got over there? You got Paul Meadow with you, don't you?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Paul who?
ISO Joe Johnson
Palmetto, Paul Metal. That's all you got.
Joe
Hey, you got a hotel room.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, hey. That's a good one. I just want to explore the city. I'm sure they got some, you know, after hours I can. I can go to, you know, and see what, you know, see what they have to offer. Somebody in the chat got to be in North Carolina. Somebody.
Joe
It's kind of like you go to an event, what you do, you go above and beyond. You don't have to do that. That's what the sparks allow you to do is it allows you to go above and beyond what would be required of a normal performance.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yes.
Joe
That's all.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And I can vouch that's what you try to do.
Joe
You. When you go to the thing, you put on your absolute very best, even though your absolute very best wasn't even required to do that.
ISO Joe Johnson
Chad, you gotta watch out. Laying that best pipe down in the rent houses.
Joe
That's, that's the problem that you run into because once you, you put that on her one time like, oh, you'll say if you leave with money, the first gift you buy her, you buy her a lv or you buy her a Chanel. Where you go from there? It's only Birkin if you start out with a Birkin.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Where you go from there?
Joe
Outside of broke hey hey hey hey hey hey.
ISO Joe Johnson
What that girl told Unc to come back with come back the next time
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Joe
the other time that you came back, Leave that. Leave that one home. Yeah, yeah. Hey, just think about it. If guy had his best before you, you an athlete. You have your best performance. You ain't trying to replicate that.
ISO Joe Johnson
Well, yes, sir.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Got to. So whatever I did to replicate it, I'm gonna use the same routine again.
Joe
That's it. So.
ISO Joe Johnson
So, Ocho for you. So for you, Ocho, if you ate some booty the night before, you gonna do it, you gonna do it again?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, hold on. Hey, hey, Joe, let me. Let me tell you something. Don't limit me. Don't limit me, boy. Head to toe. You hear me?
Joe
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Head to toe, sucking, toe eating ass, boy. You got everything. Hey, Joe, you broke there.
Joe
See, you gotta see. They say them rich fellas, the fellas are getting a little money. They said they don't eat. They don't eat it like they call it. They eat booty. You know what I'm saying? You sophisticated.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That's the French.
Joe
Yeah, same thing. If prescribed new health, sexual health patients get 15 off their first order of sparks on a reoccurring plan. Connect to a provider at Ro Co nightcap to find out if prescription roast sparks are right for you. I don't know if they right for you. That right won't work for me.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah.
Joe
Hey, yeah, On a vacay, I take extra luggage because, you know, I got three arms to be carrying luggage. You know what I'm saying? Ocho baby all have his own suitcase rolled in the airport. Hey, Joe.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, Joe. Hey, you got. You got to try that One time, Joe, I'm telling you.
Joe
Try. What?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, hey, hey. Matter of fact, Joe, after your class, don't even let us shout, okay?
Joe
What? Come on, O. Joe.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, Joey. Hey, you want a little tart?
Joe
No, you don't.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Come on, I'm telling you. You want a little tartness, too, right?
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, hey, look, let me tell y' all something. When I be running, the people outside my house, that's the first thing they talk about.
Joe
Nightcap.
ISO Joe Johnson
And they say, hey, you gotta tell Ocho he gotta chill out.
Joe
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, hey,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm telling you, Joe. All right, listen, I'm listening. Listen. I'm saying, boy, it's nothing like it. I'm telling you. Just try. Just try the grocery thing one time. Close your eyes. Just close your eyes and hold your nose.
ISO Joe Johnson
Ojo, I was at the dream. I was at the dream game. The referee came over to me. The referee. He said, man, hey, hey, man, I like seeing you on nightcap with Uncle Ocho, but, man, damn, Ocho, something wrong with it, man. Man, I said, yeah, something wrong with his ass here.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, Joe. But, hey, we this close to being famous, boy. I'm telling you, we don't get.
ISO Joe Johnson
All right, all right.
Joe
I ain't gonna get famous like that. Don't get famous like that. You doing too much on.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, I'm with Uncle New, man.
Joe
That little man oo be off the chain. I let him run wild, too. I let it run snap while I mean that. Man talking about, do that girl come from working out. He. She come drop right off the plane.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You don't want to take. You don't want to taste the dove. You don't want to taste the Summer's Eve. You don't. That's nasty.
Joe
I don't want to taste none of it. I want to taste oxtail bacon. Hey, that's the thing.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That's what it tastes just like that.
Joe
It do.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Wait till you see the reactions you get, Joe. Just try it out the blue tonight. I'm telling you. After we get off the show and we'll talk about it tomorrow. That's your homework, boy.
ISO Joe Johnson
Listen, please.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I can't. I can't believe y', all, man. Y' all so man, y' all stuck in the 50s.
Joe
But, you know. But, you know, I did take some of your advice with you. I might add a few few things to. To my.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
There we go.
Joe
No, no, no, no, no. Apparatuses. Apparatuses.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay, okay. Hey, what you. What you got. You got the butt plug?
ISO Joe Johnson
Damn.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
He said, I mean, it's the best Apparatus.
Joe
I got no. Huh? Damn bar. You got the bar.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, he liked that one. Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay. Hey, I like that.
Joe
Okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, we getting places. We getting places.
Joe
Sheldon Paul says. Oh, what five wide receivers you believe need to have bounce back years? A bounce back, man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Bounce back.
Joe
Keon Coleman.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Well, I mean, listen, this is. This is a dual value. Keon. Keon Coleman has to have a good year. I wouldn't say bounce back. I need Brian Thomas Jr. I need Brian Thomas Jr. To look like he. Look his rookie year. He needs bounce back here. He's very, very capable of doing so. That's two. I need Quinn Johnson to pick up where he left off last year out down there and say I need him to bounce the show. He can be a true number one. Especially after they let Ken Allen go the first time they gave him the keys to the team. I need two more. God, that's. Oh, that's a great question. Now you got my. You got my brain. My brain. My brain going. Oh, good one, Marvis and Harrison Jr. Yeah. Marvin Harrison Jr. I need you to be the number one. The. The number one pick that you are showing that the reasons why you were picked as high as you went, man, you. You was that boy. You still are that boy. I just need you to. Need you to play like it. Man. You the real deal. In five. Oh, Carolina Leggett.
Joe
Carolina.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yes. X man. X man. Gotta pull it about you. You special, bro. You can be special.
Joe
Jerry Judy in there too.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, you're gonna be. You're gonna be straight this year.
Joe
Oh, Lord have mercy.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You got some competition over there in Cleveland too. Now, you know that. That. That'll motivate you and inspire you.
Joe
Now, man, look at what. Look. Look at what they got me. You stuck on the island for two weeks. You got Sukiana K. Michelle, Dr. Bryant, Amber Rose.
ISO Joe Johnson
What you doing?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
The one with the prettiest feet.
Joe
Lord have mercy.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, that's a good one, huh?
ISO Joe Johnson
They all probably. They all probably dragging a wagon.
Joe
Oh, yeah. Oh, they duck. Trucked out.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah. Yeah.
Joe
I mean, Sukiyana was pregnant, so it's kind of really hard to tell, but I'm gonna tell. Look here. I don't know if you've ever seen her in person, but she got a body. Amber Rose.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, she's.
Joe
She's an attractive woman. Dr. Brian is very attractive. Cable, all of them are attractive, but damn. Lord have mercy. Oh, Lord have mercy. They say the next question getting worse than this one.
ISO Joe Johnson
You ain't. You gotta answer them.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, you try to get you try to get by that one, slick, huh?
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, hey. Oh, hey, Ocho, he trying to get out, man.
Joe
We want to know what you're gonna do.
ISO Joe Johnson
Okay, all right, all right, all right. Next question.
Joe
Oh, why I got. Why I gotta be me? Oh, I got. Okay, okay, this is. This for Ocho. Ocho, yeah. You gotta. You gotta have sex with one marry, one kill.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay, okay. Come on. Wait, let me. Let me.
Joe
Come on.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hold on. Let me give my thing.
Joe
Hello, Jada. Huh? Is Jada Pinkett, right? No. Who is it? Who is it? Oh, hold on. I'm confused here. Oh, Jada Fire, Pinky and Cherokee. Cherokee. Oh. Oh, that's a good one, huh? That's a good one.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You don't.
Joe
I swear to God I don't.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, these. These are professional.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I used to work with them.
Joe
Hey, if you gave me Chiswick or you gave me, you know, Angela White, kiss of sins, or, you know, every mystique, you would have gave me somebody a little mini stallion.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I.
Joe
Okay, I can help you out.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Wait, who. Who is them people? I don't even know that.
Joe
Yeah, you gave me something like that. I don't know these people.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They must have worked in the 80s, huh?
Joe
Ah, hey, yeah, you gave me some of them. I'm like, okay, okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
But, yeah, hey, hey. In that. In that order, Ms. Cherokee first. With all due respect, you know. You know, and with Jada Fire, I'm going Pinky, because Pink. He's a. Pinky's a legend, right?
Joe
Pink is what? Okay.
ISO Joe Johnson
Alleged.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah.
Joe
I don't know these.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You know, my. My cousin. My cousin used to take me. She used to take me on the sets. You know, my cousin Wesley. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a cousin. So, you know, I took after him and everything. That's. That's why I got most of the stuff that I do and is from being on sets, watching and how to, you know, appreciate the craft.
Joe
Nah, I. I honestly got. I have no idea who these people are. Hey, y' all know me. I ain't got no problem. Hold. I just named some. Clearly, I know who some are. I just don't know these.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Right?
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah. Hey, hey. Yeah, yeah, you, you. We all know who they are. Hell, it's a billion dollar industry.
Joe
I mean, I. Hey, I named Sims Chechuk, Minnie Stallion, Angela White, Hell out the mystique, Queen Rose.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
These people must be active right now.
Joe
I don't know.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
See, I. I don't know them because I. I haven't ever since I retired from that. From that field. I. I I haven't watched it in a while.
Joe
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, what's up?
Joe
You find you somebody to do all that? How you need to do.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah.
Joe
I'm like, who? I'm like, I don't know. Now y' all got me wanna. I ain't gonna put that on my phone.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Go ahead, go ahead.
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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, hey, hey. Look at. Look at. Look at my s. Look at Mrs. Cherokee. Look at Pink. Hey, Pink in her prime was like Julio Jones, a B man.
Joe
Yeah, okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm give it to you in football. You know football terminology. Pinky in her prime and Cherokee. Julio Jones is one and AB Is the other. That's all I'm gonna say.
Joe
Okay, I'm gonna leave it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'll leave it like that.
Joe
Okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah. You know, I just.
Joe
I just.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I didn't been there. I didn't been on set.
Joe
I ain't never been on set. I ain't gonna be on set either. But, you know, they got the convention. They had a convention a. The AVN convention out here, Ocho.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, why you ain't tell me?
Joe
Damn, look at Joe Joe Googled. Look at o. Joe Joe looking out at the phone.
ISO Joe Johnson
Nah, nah, nah. Y' all gotta chill. Y' all gotta chill. Y' all gotta chill. Y' all gotta chill. Y' all gotta chill. Y' all gotta wait. Y' all gotta chill. Y' all gotta chill. Y' all gotta chill. Now let me see what's going on.
Joe
But I put that on my grandma.
ISO Joe Johnson
I had.
Joe
I have never heard of these ladies before in my life.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, don't worry about it. Yeah, I told you who it was.
Joe
But that old, old church going joy Know who every last one of them was? Hey, but he quit. Hey, boss, you want to go to church with me on Sunday? Hell, no. What was the divisional week versus Tennessee like? That's real football. Back then, T.O. should have been a top 100 all time on the top 100 all time team. I agree. To have the guys there who played before TV was invented is wild. Man Tenant. Look, it was Steelers and Tennessee because all of us was in the same division. That was the old Central Tennessee, Cleveland, Cincinnati, Jacksonville and Pittsburgh. It was five of us in that division. It was hell. Because Tennessee at the time, I don't think they had ever beaten Tennessee. So. And then they beat us the first time we played. We beat them at their place. We were the first team to beat them in their place. And it used to be, oh, the Delphi. I don't know if you play there, Ocho, you Played in the Delphi. You played there, didn't you?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You had to Del five Delphi.
Joe
Oh, that's what the Titans used to play.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No, no. Remember, remember? No,
Joe
you had to hold your first.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They had grass, right?
Joe
Yes.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
The first time I played in Tennessee. I think Pac man was there. I think Pac man rookie year. Oh, gosh, I don't know. I don't know if that. I don't think that's Del found.
Joe
Okay. Huh.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Remember Keith Bullock and Samari Rowe were playing with the Titans?
Joe
I played that. Yes. That was in 2001. Ocho.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, they came to us.
Joe
Oh, oh, okay. But that wasn't a home. Y' all was in the same division. This should have been a home in the road game.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, no, no, no.
Joe
Okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No, they. It was division, division was still, you know, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Baltimore during that time, or at least when I got there.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Joe
Yes. But to should have been made the top 100. I got to as the top three receiver all time. He definitely should have been on the top 100 list. Another old school way is whatever truck your dad got when you were younger is the same truck you must buy as a man. My dad got a Chevy, I got a Chevy. Old Mississippi Wade. Yep. My grandfather had a custom deluxe. It was black body, white top, and had a. A burgundy interior interior. I. I ain't want no truck. Ain't want no pickup truck. We had a pickup truck when I was in high school. Me and my brother bought a pickup truck together. Custom to look brown. Two Tone, you know, bench. You know, had the bench.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah.
Joe
You know, we sneak a peek in the pecan orchard. You know, If the Thunder loses. How do you feel about Zach Edie replacing Chet?
ISO Joe Johnson
No. Hell no.
Joe
And he's even slower, man. Women every 50 on him, going around him.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah.
Joe
At least check a little bit.
ISO Joe Johnson
Absolutely right.
Joe
Hey, fellas, did you ever match up with time and what were your numbers? Ocho, who you got winning the World Cup? ISO. After seeing Beasley last fight, would you do an MMA match with Ocho? No, I ain't never matched up with time. We played. I'm trying to think we played time. I only played against. No, I played against time in 94 when he was at the 49ers. I played against time in 98. Hold on. Did I play this? Played against him in 95? 98. And I played against him when he was in Washington. I might have played against time and he was in. No, he was in Washington. He was in Washington when we played. So I played against Time, four times, but we never matched up. Oh, he's not winning the World Cup.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, man, that's a good one. I think. I think France might pull it off this year.
Joe
You go in France, you going Mbappe, huh?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, they might put up. Hey, man, them boys lower the Joe from top to bottom. Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
At every position, ain't no weakness. Obviously, every. Every team has great players, but I'm talking about the strength at each position is. Is. Is really, really, really the cream of the crop.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, Especially defensive. That got their back line, midfield attackers. I mean, it's. It's crazy. Now, you look at some of the other teams in Argentina and Portugal and, you know, Colombia, it's great players at specific positions, but across the board, man. Man, France is loaded at every spot.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, you that last question. Yes, I'll whoop his ass in some mma. Your ass. I will whoop your ass.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Listen, listen, Wait a minute. Wait. I'm glad you said that, because we can get in the ring and do it. Do it. Lance Stevenson and Michael Beasley just did what?
ISO Joe Johnson
Well, I will whoop your ass. I'm telling you that now.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Please, somebody set it up, man.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah. Yeah. Go, go. Hey, hey, hey.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Can I bet that.
ISO Joe Johnson
Can I bet that I beat him in the first round?
Joe
Yeah, you could bet on. You can bet on yourself.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, hold on. Can I, Can I, Can I bet? I'll put you in a guillotine and make you tap out.
Joe
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, let's bet.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Joe, I will break your arm, Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, I promise you. Oh, that won't last 30, 40 seconds. I'm gonna keep around a little longer, so. So, you know, Chad and the people can, you know, have a good little show, but I'm whooping his ass.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, the fact that Joe continue to forget I have a combat. I have a background in combat sports.
ISO Joe Johnson
I don't care nothing about that. I don't care nothing about that damn background comeback sport.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay, okay, you know what? From this point on, Joe, I'm gonna fuck you up. On site.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, on site. Okay.
Joe
On site.
ISO Joe Johnson
I can't wait.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
On site. Like, don't even. Don't even talk.
Joe
Right?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Don't say nothing.
ISO Joe Johnson
Absolutely.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
The first thing coming is the punch.
ISO Joe Johnson
Understood? Understood.
Joe
Nye Cal. What up, though? I'm from Detroit. What will it take for my Pistons and Lions to both bring the city championship tips? What moves need to be made, and y' all got everything?
ISO Joe Johnson
You need some. Hey, you need. You need some. You need some more scoring with the Pistons, bro.
Joe
You.
ISO Joe Johnson
You gotta. You gotta get some more offensive weapons and that I think that should be able to get you over the top because defensively they're a great defensive team. But you gotta be able to put up points, man.
Joe
I think, I think what you call them, I think Detroit had a great chance. They had a 20 something point lead on San Francisco Joe Ocho. You remember they was out in San Francisco and they had that big old lead and they squandered in San Francisco, cutting all the way back and ended up going to the Super Bowl. Y' all got it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
Joe
Staying healthy. That's the number one thing for the Lions to stay healthy. That completes this episode of Nightcap. We have A tied series. OKC is going back going back home. Tied 2 2. Wimby was sensational tonight and they dominate OKC to tie the series up and they head back home. We want to thank each and every one of you guys for joining us tonight. Y' all know who I am. I'm your favorite up. That is my partner and co host. That's Liberty City's own a former pro bowler and an all pro from the Cincinnati Bengals. That is Chad Ochocinko Johnson and the third member of the Big three, a seven time NBA all star from the Atlanta Hawks, Little Rock, Arkansas native. That is ISO Joe Johnson. Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit the like button and go subscribe to the Nightcap podcast feed wherever you get your podcast from. Thank you guys for your support. Thank you for tuning in and staying locked in. We greatly, greatly appreciate that. Those looking to purchase a bottle of Shade by Laportier just head to laportiercognac.com to grab you a bottle if it's currently unavailable in a state or city near you. Premium VSOP Cognac that drinks like an exo and we have it in two sizes. The OG which is the 750 and the Junior the 375. Same great quality, same great taste, same smoothness. Please drink responsibly and stay safe. We've been nominated for the hashtag sports award in four categories. Best brand partnership with for Nightcap, Outside and Row. Best podcast, Best athletes podcast, Best use of live video. That link is pinned in our chat. Make sure you go check it out. Vote for the voting in tomorrow. So vote as many times you like and help break night. Help break. Help Nightcap. Bring those that hardware home. Spurs even the series. Thank the victor. 33 points in 31 minutes, 8 rebounds, 5 assists, 2 blocks, 32 steals and 3 made three pointers he joins Kevin Durant and LeBron James as the only players in NBA history to reach those numbers in a playoff game. Pretty, pretty elite company. Again, thank you guys for joining us. Let's see if the Cavs can stave off elimination or the New York Knicks going to the NBA Finals. We'll bring you up to date tomorrow. Thank you guys for joining us. I'm up. He's Ocho, he's ISO. We're back tomorrow. Peace.
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Date: May 25, 2026
Hosts: Shannon Sharpe, Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson, ISO Joe Johnson
In this lively, unfiltered late-night episode, sports legends Shannon Sharpe, Chad Ochocinco, and ISO Joe Johnson tackle burning topics across football, basketball, and soccer. Centered around World Cup predictions and an in-depth discussion on NFL wide receivers needing bounce-back seasons, this episode is packed with rapid-fire Q&A, candid player analysis, and the charismatic, hilarious banter that defines Nightcap.
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Candid, unfiltered, and at times outrageous, the tone is jovial, often humorous, and always authentic. The chemistry among Shannon, Ocho, and ISO Joe is palpable, with the conversation seamlessly flowing between serious sports analysis, wild metaphor-laden banter, and playful jabs.
This episode offers a quintessential Nightcap experience: playful, deeply knowledgeable sports insight, bold opinions, and off-the-cuff cultural commentary. Expect laughs, unexpected analogies, player-driven story time, and unfiltered honesty on sports and life.
“Nightcap” delivers a night-time sports talk experience you’d be hard-pressed to find elsewhere: detailed, unscripted, and genuinely hilarious. This episode stands out for its in-depth World Cup coverage, sharp takes on NFL and NBA stars, and the warm, irrepressible personalities of three sports legends holding court, late-night style.