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I turned off news altogether.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
I hate to say it, but I
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don't trust much of anything.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
It's the rage bait.
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It feels like it's trying to divide people.
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Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Hey, guys, it's your favorite unc here. Go ahead and click that subscribe button below so you don't miss a single episode of Nightcap. That button right here. Come for the sports. Stay for the story. Lions cornerback Taron Arnold is facing multiple felony charges after he was arrested in Tampa, Florida in connection with a robbery and kidnapping early in February. Police say Arnold reportedly orchestrated an armed robbery and kidnapping after believing several people had stolen property from an Airbnb he rented, even though investigators later determined the victims had nothing to do with the theft. According to police, two women allegedly lured the victims to a Tampa apartment where two armed suspects hiding in the closet jumped out, held them at gunpoint, beat them and robbed them. Investigators and say the attack was live streamed to Arnold, who allegedly gave directions through a group chat before arriving at the apartment while the robbery was still underway. Police say the victims later for were forced into their own vehicles at gunpoint before being released.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Hey, man. Boy. Hey. They took something from Ta, but Tia done turned into John Gotti out there.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Ocho let's just say, for the sake of argument, Joe, for this discussion, let's just say they had taken it. It's insured.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Well, we're not sure if it's insured because if it wasn't sure, well, you should.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
It should be stolen if you got $250,000 worth of anything, Ocho. And it's not insured. Yeah, if it's jewelry, if it's necklaces, watches, rings, automobiles, whatever the case is, you're bigger than that. That's a bigger problem. But let's just say for the sake of argument.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Yeah, go ahead.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
You're in the NFL, guys. Joe, you're professional. See, this is the problem. Keeping it real. Stop keeping it real. You cannot keep it real anymore. When you make millions of dollars, you work your entire life to get in this situation. Why do you need to keep it real?
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Listen, some cast being disrespected and violated, bro, they, they, they, they don't know no other way. You know what I mean? I understand what you saying, but some cats, that's just a reaction. It's like, damn, hold on. The folks don't stole from me. They didn't disrespected Me, they done violated me to the utmost degree. Some cats, bro, they don't rationalize like that. Like, you know what I mean? They think straight. Hey, boom, let me make this play real quick, because they got me bent.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
You feel me?
Karen or Georgia from My Favorite Murder
Yes.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Authorities said Joe Ocho.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
The authorities say the people that he tied up and beat didn't even do it.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
You know what? Also, when it comes to. When it comes to NFL players, you know, I love TA man, the death. And I'm. I'm, you know, upset at him. I'm disappointed at him for even putting himself in this situation. But if he doesn't have a level head, if there's something that got stolen from him, the people around him, his entourage, somebody got to be the brains. Somebody else has to be the brains. Because when that. When. When. When the thought or. Or emotion is hot, the solution.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Logic is low.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
When the solution was to even think about doing this, whoever came with the master plan, I should be like, nah, we ain't doing that.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Hell, that was him, Joe.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
This, Ocho, this how I'm thinking, if I got homeboys that are willing to do that, I gotta let them go because it's only a matter of time. I ain't gonna be able to control them, because if they'll do that, they'll do that without being prompted by me. And if they're in my circle, who's getting job? The people like that, they're around you, Joe. You responsible for them. Ocho. You responsible for them.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
If somebody. I. I can't. I can't have somebody around me that'll do stuff. But to go get the strap and to rob somebody and to tie them up if. If what's being reported is true.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
They say this happened in February, so this was a long investigation. Remember, Mark?
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
April, May. Here we are in late June. So basically four months. They've done their due diligence. But here's the thing, Ocho.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
When you got the most to lose, you got to be the most logical. Because when they get pinched, I tell you what, of all those people in that gambling incident, who do they walk out?
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
All.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
They named a lot of names. Yeah. Who do they walk out?
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
The ones. The ones we know.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
So when the rubber needs to meet the road, they don't want.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
No.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
How many times you ever seen somebody hold up a perch? A bluegill, crappy. They hold up trophy fishes. So in this situation, who the trophy ta? I just. I. I hate. I hate that. You know, look, we. We make mistakes. We all, you know, we we put ourselves in situation and like, Lord, I. I just hope.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
I hate.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
I hope for the sake of argument this isn't true. Through his PR person, they said categorically denies this. And I hope. I hope this is a big misunderstanding. Lord, I hope this young man with so much promise in front of him. I just, man, I just. I just.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
It's.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
I mean, when did it go Ocho, a professional athlete order somebody to get tied order to allegedly order somebody to get tied up and robbed.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Hey.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Huh?
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
And they potentially live streamed it so he could see it. And then he came.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
One thing that he young, he only. He know no better, bro. You know, he. I'm telling you, he looking at it from a standpoint that, man, I don't. I don't put XYZ amount of money up in this Airbnb. You mean, tell me they didn't came and stole it. Oh, hell no. Hell no. He's trying to get his. He's trying to get his stuff back. He wasn't trying to hear all this.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
That's crazy.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
That was a very similar situation. Rested. So OJ did the same thing out in Vegas.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Remember?
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Allegedly, they. He was told that they had memorabilia of his and they were trying to sell it.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
And he ran in there and. And what happened? They ran. They told on him.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
The only difference is he happened to be. He show up with the food. He up there. They got him listening. Hey, hey. Don't let him out of here. Hold him. I just. Man, I hate this young man put himself in this situation. If this is true, I. I really do. Guys, bro, get that stuff insured if you want to have. Look, everybody wants to, you know. You guys want to have nice change, Ocho and jewelry. Yeah, I've been there, had my stuff, you know, and got it taken. And you feel violated. Joe, you know, Joe. Yeah. You had to stop. Broke into your house. You feel violent.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
You really do. Yeah, you really, really do. And I can. But I was like, man, if I knew who did this, I probably. I want to do something bad to him, man. Because that's a man. You work so hard, and when you come up like a lot of us came up, not having. And to work so hard to get something and then somebody just come take it.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Yeah.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
I'm telling you, bro. Hey, hey. You don't.
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Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
You really don't know how you react, especially if you do know who the people are who've done it.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
You're right.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Like, you really don't, bro. Real talk, man. I'm Talking about, hey, man, I mean, that's violation to the worst degree, bro. Imagine you come home, I'm talking about every mattress in your house flipped over. You know, it's mattresses in the hallway, like, what the hell? Somebody refurnishing. I'm talking about. I'm talking about that type of break in.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Yeah, like crazy.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
It's hard to sleep at night behind.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Hey, Joe. I came home and I looked, I was like. And I saw stuff out. I was like, well, damn, was it an earthquake? I mean, but I was in the area. I would have had an earthquake, because earthquake did the same thing. Knock stuff over and stuff was broken.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Yeah.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
And I'm like.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
And then I look, I was like, well, damn, where my watches?
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Oh, damn.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
My heart just started beating fast. Cause at first I didn't know at first I went upstairs, I got titles. No, was it Titus? Yeah, Titus. I had.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Because I had.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
I had got Titus. I let him out. I got the little ones. I let them out. So I'm just letting them out. I'm not even thinking anything about it. Everything is normal downstairs because I had the little ones downstairs and kennels. So I'm not thinking, I'm not thinking anything. Everything looks normal when I get in the house, man. And I remember going up to my bedroom and I'm like,
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
where all this
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
glass come from, Man, where my watch is. I had a Christopher backpack. I was like, well, damn, where my backpack? So now I go back down to the truck because I'm thinking, well, maybe I left it in my trunk. But I know I never leave it in the trunk because that's the last thing I want somebody to be able to just, you know, ease access to stuff. So I was like, you know, if you think you lost something, you looking for stuff. Well, you know, you. Man, where my watch? Let me look at the refrigerator. Let me look at the oven, man. You know damn well you ain't leaving no watching no damn refrigerator. No oven. You got you looking with your place. You know, you ain't left your. Then it dawned on me. I've been robbed.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
I say, man, I've been robbed.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Yeah.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
That's crazy.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
I call. I tried to call Shelly. I just called. I was like, call 911-911- what is your emergency? I like, ma', am. I like to report a broke. A break in. See how they're like, are they still there? I'm like, nah, I'll be having a very difficult call if they were. This would be a very different call if they were still Here, ma'. Am. I was like, my jewelry's gone,
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
man.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
I waited, man.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
I waited.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Like, it took us like, two hours. But because if. If it's not an injury, it's not an. They don't deem a robbery as an emergency. So they're not. It's not like, if, you know, is anybody injured, something like that. I started lying, say, yeah, but then they end up getting me for life. So I was like, nah, nobody's injured, man. I was like, man. And I just remember sitting on my bed, just looking at the glass on the floor.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
I was like, damn, that's one of the worst feelings in the world, man.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
It was, man. I said, all my watches, man. I said, Man, 30 plus years gone.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Damn.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
And every. I had everything. No cufflinks, man. I had worked, man. I was just like. I was just. I was just so distraught. I was just so distraught.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
That's the violation, bro. That's the violation. You feel? I'm talking about. Like, it don't get no lower than that, bro. You come home and your. Your stuff ramshack like that.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Hey, Joe, I'm gonna come on pay you a little visit, too, down there.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Damn, Joe. That man said hey. He say he knows. He knows a violation, but, hey, ain't no. He can't help himself, Joe.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
I want to make sure y' all want your home, too.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
I bet he get his ass chewed by this big ass dog I got over there, too. I bet that two of them. I got two of them. I bet that. I guarantee that. I guarantee you when they find you. Damn, boy, somebody chewed up on you.
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Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
If they can find me, that's the problem.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Yeah, okay. You right, you're right.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
I got something for them dogs. Ammonia, huh? Put them right to sleep. They'll be sleeping about 30 minutes.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Nah, nah, they don't work over.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Okay.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Yeah.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Hey, I want that car collection you got.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Oh, you got a car? Yeah, I forgot, Joe, but Joe got the cars. He might have some pullers, some real pullers up in there, Ocho.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Hey, Chad. Chat. Chad. That's why you can't tell people what you got going on. Because see how they see how they do, they'll turn around and use it on you. You know what I'm talking about? Chat, Chat. Pay attention now. Which I was talking about. What? What? You uncle now?
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
I'm talking about the car collection. You said you had that. You know, you.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got a nice little card collection.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Yeah, okay.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Hey, I guess.
Tony Ayo (Boost Mobile Advertiser)
What?
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Guess what else I got. I Got a nice little gun collection, too.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Hey, Joe, who you think about shooting?
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Well, I really never want to have to. I really don't want to have to use it like that. I like to go to the range, you know what I mean? Do my thing. Ultra. But I really don't want to have to, have to. You know me. I ain't no killer, but don't push it.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Okay, Joe say, Joe, say I like this is the only time that I'm practicing that I don't really want to play the game. There you go.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
I understand what you're saying, but sometimes. Sometimes certain situations, you ain't got no choice but to react.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
I know, but I hope like hell I don't have to use it. You know what I mean? I don't want to have to use it on nobody else. I go to the range, give me some shots off, you know? I mean, you know, make sure my aim's still accurate. You know what I'm saying? I hope.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Hey, listen, I hope it's accurate, too.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Yeah. You know, I'll be going to the range, and the shots I'd be getting off, they be hitting dead center.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Yeah, what you. What. What you shooting over now?
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
You know, I'm fixed now. I ain't nothing going on. You want me to that one, Joe? You got me, Joe.
Tony Ayo (Boost Mobile Advertiser)
You set me up.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
You set me up.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
He hit that one at the park, bro.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Yeah, Joe set me up. Joe set me up. You good with Joe? You good that Joe. Okay. You sure you want the point guard? Cause you can orchestrate that thing, Joe.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Hey, hey, hey, boy. Hey, hey. I just. I. I know how you owe your move, boy.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
My name in that stuff, man.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Man, see, here you go. The folks that already said you won't
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
know, Man, I grew up in the church. I ain't nothing like what they think.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Hell, them be the worst one.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Yeah.
Tony Ayo (Boost Mobile Advertiser)
Yeah.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
That why I grew up in the church. Yeah. Yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Y' all be the worst one.
Karen or Georgia from My Favorite Murder
Yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Preacher daughter cop, son. Boy, that's a mess.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Yeah. Up there playing Deacon. Yeah. Manifolds already on to you, bro. They know what's going on?
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Hell, no. That's a good one.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Damn, bro. Man, I just. I. I hope this ain't true. Ocho Joe. I really do, man. I really do. I hope this is a big.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Yeah, I don't know.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
It was a big. A misunderstanding.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Nah, nah, I wanted them. Misunderstanding? Yeah, misunderstanding about you taking something that didn't belong to you.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Yeah, so much. I hope Ta. I hope Ta pulled this one off, man. Get up out of this man.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
That's your hope?
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
So fix whatever you need to fix.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Oh, man. Lord have mercy. Ocho, why won't this man stop? This your guy, Brandon? You posted a video announcing he's back on tour, and that ticket to come see him can be found on the Washington Commander's website. He also posted a video of him in his closet tossing a bunch of money on the ground as another reminder that the 49 is money he's made from them.
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Podcast Host (Karen or Georgia)
I turned off news altogether.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
I hate to say it, but I
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don't trust much of anything.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
It's the rage bait.
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It feels like it's trying to divide people.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
We got clear facts.
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Karen or Georgia from My Favorite Murder
Hi, it's Karen and Georgia from My Favorite Murder.
Podcast Host (Karen or Georgia)
We cruised around LA in the Hyundai Ioniq 5 and dove into the fascinating life of actress and inventor Hedy Lamarr.
Karen or Georgia from My Favorite Murder
Want the full story?
Podcast Host (Karen or Georgia)
Take a listen, Hedy. She starts dating Howard Hughes, the aviation tycoon. Do you know a lot about him?
Karen or Georgia from My Favorite Murder
I mean, I watch the Aviator, so I know everything Leonardo DiCaprio has allowed me to know, but incredible innovator, right?
Podcast Host (Karen or Georgia)
She says he's a, quote, very strange man. But they do get along really well.
Karen or Georgia from My Favorite Murder
Give us examples.
Podcast Host (Karen or Georgia)
I know they do get along intellectually. And in fact, she helps him design a faster plane. She takes a look at what he's designed. It's got these square wings, and she's like, that doesn't make sense. And so she finds the fastest bird and the fastest fish and sketches out a drawing of, like, what the two would look like as a plane. And that becomes the plane that we know today. And he calls her a genius. Check out our new episode, spotlighting groundbreaking innovators like Hedy Lamar and Billie Jean King.
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Presented by the Hyundai Ionic 5.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Goodbye.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
What's going on, bro?
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
The wide receiver. He's our resident wide receiver expert. He can speak wide receiver? Yeah, he. The wide receiver whisperer.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Hey, Uncle. Hey. There's certain things I was crazy when I played, but at certain lines even I know not to cross, and I understand is I have, I have respect for the game. I have respect for, obviously, the organizations. Sometimes you don't always see eye to eye to eye when it comes to the business side of things, Uncle Joe. But I, I, I mean, B.A. is B.A. you know, he's, he's going the route he feels necessary. Something has happened to him that has him reacting like this. Uncle Joe Chat, you know, do, do, do I support it?
Podcast Host (Karen or Georgia)
No.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Do I understand it? Yes, in a sense, because I don't know what's going on behind closed door that has him acting out the way he is. I, I just understand the Small window of opportunity that this game gives us. I understand the small opportunity window, Joe.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Yes.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
It's very small, and it goes by really fast. I just want to be. Take advantage of that. That small window and. And maximize on as much money as he can and as much success on the field as he can, because they. This game, they will move on without you behind, and they won't mess a beat
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
able. Man, listen, y' all know, bro, this type of behavior, man, it. It don't help us.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
It doesn't.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
It don't. It don't help us, man.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
See, this.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Us.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
We're the only group. That one individual. It reflects negatively on all of us.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
All of us?
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Yeah, we're the. We're the only group of people that one individual. What. One individual does reflect negatively on all of us. Ocho, you can be somewhere.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
We see somebody of our color, and they be acting up, and we. Our skin start to crawl. You like, Lord have mercy.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Jesus.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Why? Why are we doing this, man? Damn, Lord.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
And it just.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
It's like, if that. They hold that against us, they'll use that. Why? Well, this is why we can't pay him. Because you see what Brandon Iuk did. You see what this guy did? Yeah, bro. Other people act up, and one person doesn't reflect negatively on an entire race. We're the only race that. That happens to.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
And I just. Man, I just feel so. I. I just, like, man, I mean, I was at the DMV in Atlanta, man, and. And. And, you know, I went in and I got the parking spot, and this couple, and this guy was about to pull in. And you see the guy, he got a thing on. He just waiting for the person to pull out. So the person backs out and pulls, and the car shoot. And the dude said, man, you know, blah, blah, blah. You know, I was. I was going to that spot, and dude was arguing back and forth, and I was like, man, come on, let that go. Then his lady chime in. He done it, died down. Then his lady. And I'm like, she amped back.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
She empty back up, huh?
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
He said, my man, your lady gonna get you. Hey, Gonna get you blurt burnt. I said, bro, come on, bro. We don't need that. So I leave, because I was like, bro, come on. But anyway, he's like, shopping. He's like, yeah, I'll be wiping you up. Hey, man, you be killing skills, man. You'll be funny than the bug. I said, yeah, come on. So, yo, I go in the place. So the lady's like you.
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Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
She said, hey, come on, just don't worry about it. You. You'll be next. I said, okay. They come in, they still going. Now we're in a place. It's, you know. You know how DMV is the thing. Crowded.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Yeah.
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Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
I'm a, hey, I tell you what, don't worry about it. I got something for you. You know what I'm about. Hey, I'm gonna spark this up on you. And I'm like, man, why you keep you every. You gonna get your man lit up. Shut up as I tell you, man, do what I'm gonna do, man. Hey, check this out. I'm gonna go up here. I said, hey, can you get. I said, we gonna get a thing. I said, me and you go take this picture. We gonna bone or not? He said, man, you gonna do that? Yeah, come on. But I know how. I know how it looks and I just even. It doesn't matter where we are. I've always tried to diffuse a situation, especially, hey, I'm sorry. You look like I go off people walking. I'm trying to diffuse it at all costs, whatever it takes. That's just the way I am because I, I know how negatively it impacts how it looks. Miles Gary reportedly wasn't universally beloved figure that seemed to be within the organist Cleveland Browns organization. According to Mary Kay Cabot, Garrett wasn't a true unifier for the team relative to his own field impact. Garrett was reportedly respected and revered, but wasn't necessarily universally beloved by everyone on the roster. Garrett was said to have stuck to a. To a tight inner circle when outside of the team facility. Cabot added third year linebacker Jared Verse, who was the centerpiece in the Los Angeles trade package for Garrett is expected to be more of a force multiplier than his predecessor.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Oh, Lord, he not. Well, he. What is why they do that every time somebody goes somewhere?
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
I don't know, Ocho.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
I don't.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Now all of a sudden he, you know, that's not his job. That's not. Let's. Let's start there. Let's start there. He's employed by the Cleveland Browns and he has a job to do. He did in job to the utmost of his ability.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Exemplary.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Now if you make friends during that time, like you say uncle. If you make friends during that time, you there. You know what? So be it.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
So be it.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
But you don't have to be open to any and everybody, man. I got a job to do, man. I mean, with the way they was losing, shit, I wouldn't want to be friends with nobody either.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Yeah, y' all might. Y' all see me. I'm sorry. This might rub off on me, but stay as far away from y' all as I can.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Yeah, but, I mean, people gotta understand.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
I don't.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
I don't know. He strike me as a quiet guy.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Yeah. Stay tuned.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
He. He just wants to go out, do his job, be great.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
And.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
I mean, what. What? I'm just trying to figure out, like University Beloved. So what. What did they want him to do? Have team meetings, bro. Miles. Y' all need 11 miles Garrett in order to win. So I'm just. Have a team meeting, have the guys over at his house, Right? Well, everybody is not like that.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Yeah, everybody ain't like that.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Y'. All. Y' all keep expecting it. Because, you know, I think the thing is that I.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
That I.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
And I. I don't. And I say this tongue in cheek, is that everybody wants every defensive player to be Ray Lewis, and they're not gonna be that. Ray chose that role. Ray wanted to be that. Everybody doesn't want to be that. And that's okay. I mean, I don't know if. LT had people over to his house. I don't know if Reggie had people at his house. I don't know if. Stray time. I don't Every. Everybody's not like that, and that's okay. Everybody doesn't want to have. Brain the team up before the game and break them down and get everybody good.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Rah, rah. Yeah.
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Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Different.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
He. Maybe. It seems to me, he seems to be one of those guys that led by example. I'm gonna go out here and play, my ass. That's a good one. Y' all follow me.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
That's a good one. And that's all you're supposed to do. You're not there to make no friends. You there to do a job. And he is the best in the history of the game. One of the best in the history of the game at doing said job. All that friendly stuff is cool.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
And Ray was that guy that he wanted to have guys over. Buffy would cook, they would watch, they would watch tape. He would call the guys over, they would watch film. They'd watch a little tape after practice. But that's what he wanted to do. That's. That's him. Who he. That's in a nutshell. That's who Ray was.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
If that's not who Miles Garrett is, you're forcing him, and you're trying to get him to be something that he's Not. I ain't got no. They could. They, I could, they could have done without this.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Just don't sal the man up every. I mean, look it. It's the same even when you're with a woman or the woman with a guy. What they say? They say all these horrible things. Oh, you ain't got, you ain't packing nothing. I would all. Why you got to say all these nasty things? You eat. We together for four or five years.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
You ain't say that.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Then you have no problem. When we was going on vacation. Not me. I'm just talking about in general. We ain't even going on vacation. But I'm just saying we've going on vacation. I'm buying you nice bags. I'm doing X, Y and Z. You never had a problem the moment, all of a sudden we're not together now, and I'm with someone else. Now all of a sudden I'm terrible.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
They do it every time.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
I, I, I just, I, I don't, I don't get, I don't get that. Some things. You know what? OO sometimes you just, you just leave well enough alone. You say, you know what, Miles? We appreciate the seven, eight, nine years that you gave us. You a phenomenal talent. Hey, you definitely left your mark in Cleveland. Hey, I don't know how. I mean, obviously, I think Jim Brown's number retired 32. I think the double zero. Otto Graham's numbers retired. I don't know who else is retired. Yeah, I don't know if Bobby Mitchell's numbers retired. I don't even know what Bobby number was. But it's. I don't get this man. That man's been great. Yeah. I mean, he like to drive fast, but other than that, he, he had no problem. He had no damn problems on the field.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
No, no. I mean, this is, this is pointless too now, now that he's going over, now all of a sudden, this come
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
down here, you want to salt the man up. Hold on. You know what? You didn't hear Ocho the whole while he was there, you never heard this. You heard about how great he was.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Now, now all of a.
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Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Gardner says he's 24. Ocho, not 25, is rightly listed. During a recent back and forth with reporters about his leadership role as a veteran defender, he pointed out, I'm only 24. Somewhere along the way, it became accepted as fact that Sauce was born 8-31-20. 8-31-2000. It says as much of the number online references, including profiles on espn, dot Com Pro Football Focus and Yahoo Sports. But it turns out Sauce was actually born August 31, 2001. Like he said, he's 24. The coach website and NFL.com reflected the 2001 birthday. I'm trying to figure. Oh, Joe, how you miss a man birthday by a whole year?
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Hey,
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
A whole year? Hell, I mean, he's 24, 25. He's still young as hell.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Yeah, yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
What is this? This is fifth year. This gotta be like his fifth year already.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Yeah, golly. Well, he had three with the Jets. Wait, no, he had four with his.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Yes, three. His four. This would be his fifth year right here, right? Yeah, he going into his fifth year.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Golly, hey, time is going fast, man.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Hell yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Hell yeah. Yeah. Cause remember, they traded him. They gave him that big contract at the beginning of the year and then they traded him.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
So hey, he's. He's. I think he's gonna have a bounce back season. Yeah, I think he got to get those injuries behind him. Those, those lower injuries. Look, cornerback from waist down is everything for a corner. It's hard to do anything. You got pulled. Hamstring, quad, groin, calf. Man, you ain't for this.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
It ain't. Yeah, it ain't. It ain't gonna work. No. Ain't gonna work. Your low extremity got to be on point. Your eyes as in your mental. As in your mental outside.
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Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
I hate to say it, but I
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Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
It's the rage bait.
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Maybe we could calm down a little.
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I mean, I watch the Aviator, so I know everything Leonardo DiCaprio has allowed me to know, but incredible innovator, right?
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She says he's a, quote, very strange man, but they do get along really well.
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Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Goodbye. Joe Burrow said the vibe on this year's Bengals teams are similar to the ones that held the 2019 LSU team, where he led college football to the playoff championship. You go back and watch what I said before the 2019 season of LSU. I feel very similar about this team. I'm so excited to get started and get moving. I wish we ramped this up right now into training camp so we can continue to improve. I've tried to be a little more vocal in a mean, I mean, in a. In a mean way. I think that's a little, A little out of my comfort zone, but that's somewhat. Somewhere what I'm improving. Maybe it's good, maybe it's bad, but we'll find out. Ocho.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Yes, sir?
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
How do you feel about your Bengals being compared to the 2019 LSU Tigers from Burrow?
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
I mean, listen, only Joe would know he was a quarterback on that team. So obviously, the vibe, the aura, the atmosphere is, is, Is. Is reminiscent of that time, you know, with him at lsu, with Justin Jefferson and Jamar chasing those boys. And obviously, I don't think he means it from a defensive offensive standpoint. I think it means it collectively as a team, you know, move that they made in the offseason. I'm. I'm assuming the vibe is a little different around there at otas and minicamp, so I, I kind of trust him, being that he would be the one to actually know that. And, and, you know, I don't. I don't want to get too excited. You know, I know we have some great players offensively and defensively, but again, on Sundays at 1 o', clock, can we execute not just on offense, but can we do it on defense as well?
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Yeah. Hey, look, I like the Bengals, man. I, I, you know, I get Ocho problem here and there, but for the most part, I like y', all, Ocho. I think for me, it's the defensive side of the ball. And obviously, Joe Burrow stand healthy.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Yep.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Clearly, you know, if he stays healthy, I think y' all got a great chance, obviously, to do something special. So, you know, for him to feel the way he's feeling, saying it feels like that 2019 team at LSU, bro, that's saying a lot. That's saying a lot.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
You know what, guys? I think the thing is, he says he's been. He's been me more, he's been meaner, and maybe that's good. Maybe it's bad. And he did. He's done this on purpose. I think that's the biggest thing. I think, you know, sometimes you're like, man, I don't need to get him. But I can honestly say, John, hey, things didn't go, hey, I want to run it again. Yeah, no, we're not with. No, no, no, no, no, no. Now, Mike was also like that. But we had a level of expectation because we was having a conversation. Rod and I foots about we go to practice and the ball wouldn't hit the ground. We know we going to be ready that week, but that was the expectation level. No mistakes. Hey, mistakes drove me crazy. Even my. My own mistakes drove me crazy because I know better. But hey, I'm trying to jump the gun. Oh, you know, hey, that. That. That's map. I'm gone. Blocks.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
I'm gone. Out of there.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
I'm gone. I'm gone. But we held everybody accountable. Stop bull jiving. That'll get a bro. You can't cover that dude. That dude on the practice squad, that guy ain't gonna see the field, right? What you think that. What you think they receiver gonna do? Yes, guy. You can't get open against this guy. This guy ain't gonna play on. This guy gonna be in the stands.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Right,
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
bro? Get it right, bro. You hot. How many times. See now, instead of running to the phone, get your ass in that playbook.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Yeah. Yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Get your ass in that playbook. Hey, training camp, Joe. If they came by training camp because you know we had Club Shae Shake, if you busted a play, you couldn't come to Club Shay. Shake, get your ass up there and study your plays. Because we might ask Michael end up Michael end up shutting our club down because your punk ass in here and you ain't study your damn place. Get your ass out of here.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Hold on. You said when you was playing, you had club. What was going on in Club Sh. Shay then?
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
They playing Madden. We rolling dice. We playing cards.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
I can say it now. I ain't gonna say who it was. They smoking cigarettes. Might have been our quarterback, but I ain't none of my business. Yeah, hey, hey, that's a good thing.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Hey, look, that's a good thing for the Bangles, man. Joe, Joe. Asserting himself, you know, putting himself in uncomfortable situations, obviously, you know, that's what growth occurs. So.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Hey, hey, also, hey, listen to me now. Speaking of speaking of growth, speaking of him changing his mannerisms and. And him being a captain and a leader. This is. This is almost like a. We got to have it this season.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Yes, you may.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
You made that statement, that cryptic statement. We all knew what it meant. Because you see that. You see the Bengals in that organization moving completely different than they've ever moved before, doing some of the things that they're not. Characteristic. Characteristic of doing in the off season. We're going to get you some defensive players. That's up to you. Do what you need to do offensively, stay healthy, and let's. Let's string some wins together and make it to the playoffs this year, which I think we missed. What, the past, what, two, three years?
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Yeah, last couple of years. And I think the thing is. I think the thing is for him is that it's okay to get on your defense. Come on, guys, let's be better. Let's be better. I mean, you. You going against us. You're going against us. I'm one of the better quarterbacks. We got one of the better receiving duos. Come on, now. You have to be okay not being everybody's friend, especially when it comes to practicing and trying to get better. I'll be your friend. We'll come back and reminisce. Ocho. We get a championship, Joe. And we come back and reminisce, talk about how we won this championship. We will be friends again. And if you choose not to come back, that's okay, too, because we get that a lot. There are a lot of guys that don't come back when they. We have the. The reunion and stuff. Guys don't come back. That's okay. You grown. Never lose sight of why we're here, fellas. Right here to win. And I want to win more than anything. I want to win more than be your damn friend. I can guarantee you that.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Absolutely.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Hello. Hello.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
And you know, you. We build a bond. You know, we did things. Like I said, Club Shay Shay. You know, guys come play. But if you blow and fly me, what you in there for? Getting your damn playbook, right? And because first thing, you didn't want your place. Mike gonna ask, where were you last night, man? I was in club. No, you wasn't. No, he wasn't in club. Shake shape. You're not gonna have him shut down the club Shay Shay. Cause you in there with, you supposed to be studying your damn place because you want to play mad. You want to roll dice, you want to play cards, right? You want to drink beer. Cause you know, we'd have, you know, company come in, they stack. We have beer stacked up to the Ceiling?
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Oh, we had that thing with no old club Shay shit would like that. Yeah, we playing music. We had it going on.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Hold on. You drank?
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
No, I did.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
You drink.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
But the guys did, so I just
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
had it for them.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Yeah. Yeah. Hey. Hey, man. Hey, let me get. Hey, come on in, bro. Come on. Yeah, have a good old time. It was noisy. Nobody wanted to be on the eighth floor because we was on the eighth
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
floor making all typing. No way.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
And we praying pranks on everybody, man. I brag about six or seven tubes of toothpaste. Cause in the morning, I'm gonna wake up in the morning and I'm gonna put toothpaste on somebody door. So when they walk out, just pull the door. Cause you know ain't nobody looking. They just close the door. Come on, Sharp. I'm headed to bed, man. I Ain't nobody do that but Sharp man. I'll be like. So I go by the time I get to the cafeteria. Sharp, man, you need to stop playing. I said, what are you talking about? I just woke up. Nah, man, ain't nobody did that but you. Stop playing or we'll put rubbing alcohol and set it on fire. Hey, come out. Nah, man. Sean, leave us alone or we'll penny lock you in the room. You ever penny lock somebody in the room, Joe Ocho?
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Penny lock? What that mean?
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Yeah, you take pennies, you know, it's just. It's just enough. So you put pennies in the door so they can't open it. Either way, they can't pull it over or push it open.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Oh, I. I ain't never seen that.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
I ain't either, man. I kept. I. We kept people penny locked in the room or we'll knock your peephole out. Hey, come on, man. I want to talk to you about something. Nah, shop. You play too much. Five stinks all in your room.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Oh, that's messed up.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Oh, man, come on.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
The last night, man, we did. The last time we was up in Greeley, this was a 2002. I'm sorry, Harpo. I got to give you up. I said, harpo, I need a master key. You know, everybody called me Sharpie Sharpie. What you need it for? I said sharp. I said, harpo, we got to get the rookies, man. They've been misbehaving. He say after we do room check, come down and get it. So now me burns about five of us. We don't went. We don't wait. I think it was King Supers or something. But we don't got we take all the trash cans.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
We fill it up with syrup, water and flour. And we cut up the pillars and dump the feathers in there.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Oh, man.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Hey.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
By 11 o', clock, 1:30, the morning joker sleep.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Hey. I know. Hey. I know. They were. I know.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Hey. They sound asleep, Ocho Joe.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
I know. They were mad.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
What were they?
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Hey, hey. Because as a rookie, man, you gonna get gagged anyway no matter what you do. It don't matter if you're doing everything right or if you're doing everything. They gonna get you, bro.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
In Baltimore, we just. We tied them up. We tie them up to the goal post, dump water on them, put them in the cold tub.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
But in Denver. Oh, yeah, we got them, man. We messed up so many. We messed up people, computers. I'm sorry, guys. I am so sorry that we messed up your computer, man. I took care when they go to pop, but we did about 45 and all the fact we go get five extreme shop, everybody float. We empty those that made that thing like a winner. Wonderland.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Yeah. Hey. Hey. They go get your keys out your locker while you in practice and they popcorn your car, man. You know how hard it is getting all this stuff out your car, bro.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
That's funny, Joe. We steal somebody car and drive it about a mile away, leave it running, doors open, lights on.
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Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
By the time practice over with that thing dead.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Hey, man, I got.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
I got off easy as a rookie. The most they did to me tied me to the goal post, Left me out there, put all the Gatorade out the practice.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Yep.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Gatorade on top of me. The water on top of me. That was pretty much it. And my rookie dinner. My rookie dinner. I had to pay where I had to pay for the receivers. I got off easy.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Oh, yeah, and we gonna make you late. You gotta be late. You gotta be elite for one practice. Cause we gonna nail your locker shut. Nail it shut. Man, Come on, man. Who did this, man?
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Yeah. Yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Hey, put them in your helmet.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Oh, yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Baby powder. And you be sweating that thing like, man, what the. Come on, man. Y' all play.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Come on.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
I said, bro, I don't know why they. Everybody blame it on me. Like I'm the only guy on the team. Man, ain't nobody but sharp. It had to be sharper burns. I bet you, man. Come on, bro. Y' all need to stop blaming me for stuff that I did. I mean, I didn't do.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Babe. Hey, hey. I try. I try to do everything right, Uncle Ocho.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
What you need?
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Coffee?
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
What you need Prophylactic.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
What you need? Newspaper. I'm bringing it all. I'm making sure I ain't missing.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Got you, Joe.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Cause it was two. It was three of us as rookies. So, you know, like, if one of us ain't doing what they ask, hell, we all gotta pay. Man, we came outside one day, bought them cars, was full of popcorn, talking about, soon, you open the door, it comes flushing.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Oh, man, I got unlucky too, Ocho, because I was the only rookie, and they didn't want to do anything. So I got. I had a limbo. I got limo, had the thing, and ain't nobody show up. I'm like, thank you, Jesus. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Jesus. But Clint Portis. Oh, we got Porters. Clinton Porter. Clinton Porter's Ashley Elite.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Y' all got C.P.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
did we.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
I know he was mad.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Nah, he was a good sport about it.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Oh, he was cool. Okay, okay.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
He was good about it. I mean, it ain't called. I mean, it cost him like 22, 5.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
That's only about.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
That's it. 22 5? 2000. 22, 500.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Well, y'. All. Y' all would have had to see me, huh?
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Hey, the thing is, look. I say, look, guys, this is what we're gonna do. We not taking anything home. Because, you know. Cause guys have started. They order. They order steaks. 150 steaks. Take home, man. My in laws coming in town. No, your in laws ain't gonna eat none of this, man. Them Joe was about.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Come on.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Buy a three thousand dollar bottle of wine to take home. Now, if you want to drink some Rothschilds from Protruse, or if you want a shot of that King Louis. Hey, what's the most expensive? Because back then, that King Louie, that's all we knew. Yeah, it was like a hundred dollars. 125 a shot.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Come on.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
One.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Come on.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
You said that like. You said that too casual.125. For what?
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
A shot, an ounce, maybe two ounces. About this much.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Come on, now. Come on, now.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
They just let me get 15 of those.
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Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
15?
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Who gonna pay for it?
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
The rookie, Portis and Lily.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
What?
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Damn, that's cold.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Oh, you're gonna pay for it.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
My car would have declined. Hell, it wouldn't even. Mine wouldn't.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
It would have went through Joe.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Hell, no. $22,000. When I was a rookie on my.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Oh, your first rock paid Joe. You got it.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
I ain't saying, oh, yeah, you got it. But I got. I had. I had a limit on my card and 22 grand. It wasn't gonna go through.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Don't worry about it. What would it went through? Guess what? We got it. We take out your check.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Hey, Ojo. Ojo. Mine had about like a seven to eight thousand dollar limit. That was if y' all went over that. And one more plea.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Yeah. And you had to get me a limo. I had to get a car by myself. I couldn't ride with nobody because I was gonna leave and when I was ready to leave. So you got to get a limo just for me.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
You made the price go up even more.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
For sure.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
But you know, sometimes we had rookies. They, they wasn't no high draft picks. You know, I went, I help them out, right? But if you were the first round draft pick and you on a skill position, running back or wide receiver.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Yeah, you got it.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
You got all that.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
You know what's funny too is, you know, it's tradition. All NFL teams, obviously rookies, based on position, you all have rookie night, obviously. The dinners. When I was a veteran, I never did it. I never made the rookie have to do anything.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
You ain't do.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Oh, man, I ain't made no boys do nothing. I had to deal with it. I was kind of cool about it. I wasn't with the hazing union to carry my pad. You ain't got to carry my helmet. I, I was cool. I was just chilling, man.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
I dropped my stuff right down the floor. Hey, Real, drop them pads right down there.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Hey, bro, let me get some. Hey, give me some Gatorade.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Yeah, yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
That's the whole part about it. So hopefully you be inspired to make the team. So you guess what? You get your rookie.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
That was kind of cool about it.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
I had to get chicken and I ain't want no chicken.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Well, that's right. I had to do Popeyes, huh? Yeah, for the receivers. I had to do Popeyes on game day as a rookie, Joe. I wasn't dressing. I still had to get Popeyes.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Listen, man, I had to get. I had to get coffee, donuts and a newspaper. These folks ain't even looking at it.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Now, this is very important, man. When you go get donuts, we talk about Dunkin' Donuts. We talk about Krispy Kreme.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
I was getting Dunkin Donuts at the time, okay?
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Nah, they had this place, I think it's called Winchell's. And they talking about.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
I know about winches.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Yeah, I think that was the name of it. Ocho and Joe, they talking about they want them hot, and they wanted six glaze, and they wanted with jelly donuts, and they won't. I said, come on, man.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Damn.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Hey, hey. They want breakfast sandwich. They got this spot. They got breakfast sandwich. I want bacon, egg and cheese. I want sausage, egg and cheese. Well, I won't. I want mine on the console.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
You be late for that plane. You want to.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Please, but I would. I wanted to fight these dudes for real. And I know they couldn't beat me. I want to fight the N word for real.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Hey.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
And then I just. Like, you know what? I only lied. But, like, week eight or week nine. Yeah, I just told her. I said, I ain't bringing no more donuts.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
You said that?
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
I said, I ain't bringing no more donuts. They said, all right. You know what's gonna happen? I said, okay. Everybody's knowing y' all because they're gonna cut me. I'm gonna whip everybody. I said, I'm whip every last one of y'. All.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Did you bring them?
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
No, I was done. They weren't even eating them. Hey, okay, first of all, I was seventh round draft pick, Ocho. I ain't got no bread like that.
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Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
I'm buying all this stuff. And. And when I leave, you know, I set them in the guy's locker, and they still. I mean, somebody might eat one donut. Somebody might eat, you know, one breakfast sandwich or two breakfast sandwiches. I done about seven, eight.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Nah, they didn't want you to put the work in. They just want you. Hey, they just want you. They just want to put your ass to work.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
I'm having to get up early.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Hey, they wasting your money, huh?
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Hey, hey, not only that, you gotta leave practice early on days we finna fly. Yes, you gotta leave practice early.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Cause you gotta go get all these sandwiches. Thank you, Joe. Thank you.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Subways. Boy, you gonna be late. We calling you. You ain't got about 10 minutes. Boy, you pulling up sweating like I don't know what.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Yeah, somebody want Popeyes. Somebody want Kentucky Fried Chicken. Somebody want Burger King. I mean, why can't you just go
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
get Popeyes and everybody get everything?
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
I want spicy. I want mild, man, I'm done.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
That's crazy.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
As I happened.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
That's crazy.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
So that was the end of that. I did. I did it for as long as I could. Once I kept doing it, if they were eating the sandwiches, I kept buying them, no problem. But, nah, y' all not eating them. And then, you know, the D line and eating them and the offensive Lineman eating them. Nah.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Right?
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
I say, hey, well, I guess that's the ass cut I'm have to take. But I tell you what.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Two of y' all gonna get effed up. I promise you that.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Did they complain what they gonna do? I told them whatever y' all want to do, right?
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Oh, damn.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
They gave me the name they get. You know, they. They gave me the name Big Greasy for a reason.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Yeah. Hey, hey.
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Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
I would. I would have had to jump on you, boy. I would have had to jump on you, boy, like, hey. Like a chicken.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Nah, I got. I got into it one time.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
For real.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Yeah, me and CK Because I was a rookie, because they. When they moved. When they moved me to tight end, obviously I had to go into the tight end room, right? CK was a vet. CK said behind me. And every day, you know, I. I don't want to cause no trouble. My grandma say, boy, I don't send you nowhere. Know how. You know how to behave. You know how to act.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Yes, sir.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
CK kept knocking my. Knocking my. So I have all my thing out. So I'm trying to take notes. So I have my notebook out, man, where y' all like to make me say, this ninja would like kick the book and all my papers.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Fine.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
So, you know, I got to rearrange them, right? And so I thought, okay, it's a rookie. I'm a rookie. Okay? I. I'm gonna eat it this couple of times. You know, one of them days, guys, you just don't even feel like being bothered.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Oh, yeah, yeah. Snap.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Bump.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
You catch. You catch. You catch the right guy, but it just happened to be the wrong day.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Yep.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Man, that Joe kicked that. He kicked that thing over one more
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
time that last time.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Boy, I jump out that seat. Death flipped over.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Damn.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
By that time, I had. I was all. I was right here. I had. I got him out of his seat. I said, ck, you do that one more time, bro, I'm gonna beat your ass. And you're gonna beat me. And I don't think you can beat me. Yeah, I don't think you can beat me.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Who broke it up?
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
I have nothing. Nobody. They were just looking like, well, damn.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
I bet. I bet he said, I'm just playing.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
I bet he ain't do it no more. Cause at that time, my eyes. When I get really, really upset. Yeah, my eyes get really red and they start to water. I had a young lady that used to call me beast, because when I get really upset, she's like, man, look at your nostrils. So she Called me beast, man. I was. Boy, look here. Had I been a. Well, he wouldn't have done that if I was a vet, right? But he thought, like. And see, I don't. I don't like all that picking. That's what they call. We call it either side. We call it picking.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Ocho now, trying to bully.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
I don't do all that picking and grow. And grown men don't play like that. I had to tell the man, stop that, man. I was. I was thinking, you know, the. The coach, the tight end code was gonna say something, but he didn't. That was it. And then I slapped the dude one time because he was playing.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Damn.
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Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
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Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Look here, man. Would a man tell you to stop playing? What you do, Joe?
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Stop playing.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Hell, it was cold.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
And
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
he knocked the ball out of my head. I'm talking about. It was cold. I'm talking about bundled up. I got two sweatsuit. Two pair of sweatpants on. I'm talking about. It's cold like that. Come on, man. So he knocked the ball out my hand. I said, man, stop playing. So catch me a pass. I come back, he hit the ball, and the ball hit me in the face. And before. And before I had. Knew it.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Wow.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
I had them punched him dead in his face. Yeah, a little.
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Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Slight reaction.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Hey, I'm talking about that thing was. I'm talking about. I snap one. He said, man, you for real? They said, that man just punched the. At you. What you think I went about my business? That was the end of that.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Betty ain't do it no more.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Nope. I mean, we ain't speak for a couple of days, but we were cool after that. I don't do our. Look, we had a group that. We used to play jokes on each other. Me, Burns House, double, A dude named Alan, Aldous, rest his soul. He passed away. It was about four of us and foots. So we would play jokes on each other. Couldn't do it in the cafeteria. But if you. If we saw you somewhere outside, like,
Tony Ayo (Boost Mobile Advertiser)
man,
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Joker be eating in his locker and you come knock all this food out.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Oh, okay. We did that in high school. We did it in high school.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
So check this out. Joe. Check this out. Joe and Ocho, this dude, I get my food and Ray Jacobs. That's who it was, Ray Jacobs. So every day, I would come with pancakes. I come with pancakes from Lupit. I get wheat germ pancakes, banana, sliced on top. That's it. That's what I would get. I would park in the Same spot every day. How about dude laying up under his car, huh? He laying up on this. I ain't thinking nothing about it, man. I got my. Got my pancakes, got my orange juice. I'm just a. I'm gonna tear this up. How do roll up on his car and just kick my bag right up out my hand? Oh, pancake go everywhere. Yeah, he laid on the ground under his truck like Cape Fear. You see the movie Cape Fear with Robert De Niro?
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Yeah, Justin.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
Yeah, that's how old boy did me.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Hey, hey, you know, back in high school, we play that and you got something in your hand. They slap it out your hand real quick and it hit the floor,
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Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
it hit the floato, Joe, so you can't eat it no more. Yeah, I play three second rule, boy. I'm it. I three second rule. I'm picking it up. I mean, I'm eating mine.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
You couldn't eat that. Cause we hit on the floor and just step on it. Okay, you ain't eat that. O Joe. That's exactly what guys would do. Tell me. Oh, three second rule.
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Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Three second rule. Yeah, Joe. Y' all ain't play that three second rule, Joe.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Nah, nah, nah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
We.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Hey, we, we, we. We played games. Like if you had something in your hand and I liked it and I knocked it out, then it was mine. Okay, okay, okay.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
Yeah, yeah.
Joe (likely Joe Thomas or Joe Burrow)
We be in training camp, Ocho. I go around and screw the top off and just barely put it back on. All the salt and pepper shakers. So when they, like, get some. Ah, all the pepper in the plate, all the salt on their food.
Rookie Player / Younger NFL Player
Hey, boy, you. For you, man.
Uncle Joe / Veteran NFL Player
What is a good day?
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We cruised around LA in the Hyundai Ioniq 5 and dove into the fascinating life of actress and inventor Hedy Lamarr.
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Episode: Best of NFL News Part 1: Terrion Arnold facing felony charges for ROBBERY & KIDNAPPING! + Myles Garrett was NEVER LOVED in Cleveland
Date: June 27, 2026
Hosts: Shannon Sharpe & Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson
Theme: Deep-dive into the week’s hottest NFL headlines, player controversy, locker room culture, and candid locker room storytelling from two football legends.
Shannon Sharpe and Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson bring their typical unfiltered, humorous, and sometimes poignant takes on major NFL news. This lively, story-rich episode centers on cornerback Terrion Arnold’s legal troubles, the pitfalls of maintaining "realness" as a professional athlete, the allegations about Myles Garrett’s lack of universal love in Cleveland, and classic tales from NFL locker rooms highlighting both the camaraderie and drama unique to pro football.
[02:54 - 09:34]
Hosts’ Takes:
On Risk and Responsibility:
"You're in the NFL, guys... Stop keeping it real. You cannot keep it real anymore. When you make millions of dollars, you work your entire life to get in this situation. Why do you need to keep it real?”
—Shannon Sharpe (04:54)
"Some cats being disrespected and violated, bro... that's just a reaction. It's like, damn, hold on, the folks don't stole from me. They didn't disrespected Me, they done violated me to the utmost degree. Some cats, bro, they don't rationalize like that."
—Rookie Player (05:18)
On Surroundings and Bad Decisions:
On Insuring Valuables:
Empathy/Personal Stories:
Memorable Moment:
[23:13 - 24:52]
On Individual Actions Reflecting on the Group:
"We're the only group that one individual...it reflects negatively on all of us."
—Shannon Sharpe (24:01)
"Other people act up, and one person doesn't reflect negatively on an entire race. We're the only race that that happens to."
—Shannon Sharpe (24:33)
Discussion on why NFL players' behavior can impact broader community perceptions, with honest frustration about always being grouped together due to the actions of a few.
[28:04 - 32:56]
Hosts’ Takes:
On Leadership Styles:
"Now all of a sudden he, you know, that's not his job. That's not...Let's start there. He's employed by the Browns and he has a job to do. He did his job to the utmost of his ability."
—Chad Ochocinco Johnson (28:12)
"Everybody wants every defensive player to be Ray Lewis, and they're not gonna be that. Ray chose that role. Ray wanted to be that. Everybody doesn't want to be that. And that's okay."
—Shannon Sharpe (29:34)
"You don't have to be open to any and everybody, man. I got a job to do...with the way they was losing, shit, I wouldn't want to be friends with nobody either."
—Chad Ochocinco Johnson (28:35)
On Revisionist Narratives:
[43:04 - 66:40]
Classic NFL Hazing Stories:
Conflict & Camaraderie:
From playful pranks to fists flying when lines were crossed.
"He kicked that thing over one more time that last time...boy, I jump out that seat. Death flipped over...CK, you do that one more time, bro, I'm gonna beat your ass. And you're gonna beat me. And I don't think you can beat me."
—Shannon Sharpe (61:22)
The guys share the balance between brotherhood and standing your ground as a man in the NFL environment.
[39:29 - 44:16]
Joe Burrow Interview Clip:
Hosts & panelists discuss:
"When you got the most to lose, you got to be the most logical."
—Shannon Sharpe (07:37)
"When you come up like a lot of us came up, not having...to work so hard to get something and then somebody just come take it."
—Shannon Sharpe (10:30)
"Everybody doesn't want to have...bring the team up before the game and break them down...get everybody good and rah, rah."
—Shannon Sharpe (30:15)
"Other people act up, and one person doesn't reflect negatively on an entire race. We're the only race that that happens to."
—Shannon Sharpe (24:33)
"Get your ass in that playbook...You're not gonna have him shut down the Club Shay Shay cause you in there when you're supposed to be studying your damn plays because you want to play Madden..."
—Shannon Sharpe (43:17)
"He kicked that thing over one more time that last time...CK, you do that one more time bro, I'm gonna beat your ass. And you're gonna beat me. And I don't think you can beat me."
—Shannon Sharpe (61:22)
The episode is candid, fast-paced, and full of authentic locker-room banter. Shannon Sharpe mixes heartfelt moments with irreverent humor. Ocho matches the energy with his own unfiltered commentary and inside stories. There’s deep empathy for what young players go through, coupled with veteran wisdom and a warning to rookies: success in the NFL means leaving some old ways behind.
Summary Use: This recap covers core stories, quotes, and the lively back-and-forth that defines Nightcap, offering new listeners the perfect entry point and longtime fans a rich overview of this week's discussions.