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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
wide receiver Jackson Smith and Jigba received this Offensive Player of the Year trophy, but the plaque said Defensive Player of the Year. Jsn. It's getting disrespectful at this point.
Joe Johnson
Damn.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Come on, man. You can't make that mistake, Joe.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yeah, you can't. You can't. You can't. You can't make that kind of mistake.
Joe Johnson
Well, they made it. Yeah, they made it.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
I'm. I'm trying to.
Joe Johnson
They damn sure made.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
So I wonder who got offensive player of the year. Miles Garrett.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yeah. Hey, I'm trying to figure out how that even got out the goddamn office like that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yes.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Come on now.
Joe Johnson
Damn.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Wow. Send me another one. I'm going to keep this one, though. Hey, but this is the trophy. That'll be worth something if somebody would ever get up off it. A mistake like that, Ocho?
Joe Johnson
Yeah, it's just like currency.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I don't know. I used to collect paper money, change anything that have mistakes.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Misprint.
Joe Johnson
Yes, it's gonna be worth a little,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Ocho. Jalen Hurst did not attend his teammates A.J. brown's wedding this weekend.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yes, sir.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Jalen. A.J. has known each other since high school and he's the grandfather, the godfather of Brown's daughter, Jersey. AJ And Jalen have been very close friends since high school and have always viewed each other as family.
Joe Johnson
Did he get invited?
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
I mean, he. He wasn't there. I'm not sure if he had a prior obligation, but when it comes to something as important as that, for someone that you've known that long, obviously, and
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
you the godfather to my daughter.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe Johnson
You know, you gotta get in. Yeah. You gotta get invited here to be able to attend. Fellas, let's not act like that. Now, did AJ reach out to him and give him an invite?
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
I don't know that. Obviously not.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Joe, Joe, you making our point.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Hey, I mean, listen, the. Right. The writing's been on the wal a very long time.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
For a long time.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
It is very long time. This shouldn't Be surprised to anybody who. Who has watched the chaos that has happened with the Philadelphia Eagles, even though they were having success during the off season. Excuse me, during the season, but, you know, it's me. It's time for those two to part ways, man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. Yeah. I'm. I'm surprised because I didn't. OO before he. They linked up. I didn't know they were that close.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And then, you know, you start reading the paper. They've been very close friends, X, Y, and Z. They work out together, Y. So forth. And so I was like, okay.
Joe Johnson
What?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They. Damn. I did not know that. And then when they get there, you know, they. They had a great relationship. They go to a Super bowl, they don't win. They get back AJ Having outstanding numbers. He's going to Pro Bowls. He's all pro, X, Y, and Z. So I. I'm. I'm surprised by this. Things happen.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They're not. They're not the first people. The first guys that.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
That were close and that fell out
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
and fall apart and go apart.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
The funny thing about it is, is they gonna look back and laugh at this 15, 20 years from now because they've fallen out because of football. Yes, they falling out because of football, Joe. That's a simple fact. There's a disagreement and a disc. A disconnection based on the game of football. Yeah. Go back to being friends once it. Once this is all over. Damn.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I hate it.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yeah, they'll probably go back to being friends once he's not there no more.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Was he on the other team?
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yeah, once he. Yeah, once. Once he ended once. Once AJ is in New England. They'll be back. All right?
Joe Johnson
I don't know. I doubt it. I don't see.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
I think so, Joe.
Joe Johnson
Yeah. Because that's personal, bro. Like, if. If I can't, you know what happens.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay. TJ is your. Is. Is. Is a French fried. God is God. Godfather.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You get mad. TJ ain't there.
Joe Johnson
And you don't.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You ain't send tj.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You and TJ not coming back to friends. Yeah.
Joe Johnson
That's personal.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You're not coming back.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
I can't. I can't even envision that. But I. I'm picking. Hey. I'm picking up what you're putting down,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
but I hope so. You know what? I think the thing is, you're right, Ocho. A lot of times when emotion is high, logic is low, we let things wait, and. And things get out of hand when we could have just picked up the phone and had A conversation. Sometimes that's all it requires is a conversation.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
That's it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
If the conversation can be had. It takes two people to conversate.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Otherwise, you're talking to yourself. And as long as you don't answer back, you'll be just fine. Yeah, but I. I think conversation should be. And could be had. And at some point in time, Ocho, maybe you're right. Maybe they'll sit back and look like this. And, baby, I'm sorry, but, Ocho, a momentous occasion like this. Yeah, yeah, man, I ain't think Ocho was ever gonna get married. And here's Ocho don't get married, and I ain't there.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. I wouldn't do. I wouldn't do y' all like that, man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm coming regardless.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yeah, yeah, I got. What you mean, you coming? We all getting married at the same time.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Well, Joe and I, we already talked about ours. I mean, Joe and I, we. We got our thing playing. We don't know about you.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Oh, oh. So y' all doing your own thing.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Cause, you know, something might come up for you. And then Cambodia stuck like Chuck.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Not really, because we go right down to the courthouse. I let y' all do your thing. I go down to the courthouse and
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
say, mike, for no courthouse, huh? Cambodia ain't going for no court. Courthouse.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
I mean, listen, hey, we did. We just talked about weddings and marriage and the difference, huh?
Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Hey, she didn't worry about no wedding. She worried about that marriage. There's a difference.
Joe Johnson
Okay?
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Now, the courthouse is what it is. That's what it is.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm for you. I'm.
Joe Johnson
I'm.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, I'm with you when you're right.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Come on, now.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Spend three, four, five thousand dollars for people. For people to be talking, man, that was a waste of money. You know what I. Because you. What's the first thing they gonna say? Joe don't show. Man, you know what I could have did with that money?
Joe Johnson
Yeah, right, right. Hey, especially if y' all ass don't work out, man. What?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Bad dog. Hey, we. You. Hey, get you a day. We gonna go right down here. My kids, my mama, my brother and my sister, a couple of my homeboys. About 15 people. You get 15 people, pack them in the courthouse.
Joe Johnson
Yeah. Are they. Hey, look, look. It's hard to tell a woman that nowadays, boy, they. They want to. They want the glamorous. They want the. You know, they want all their friends to be there. They home.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm telling you, that issue gonna be in People magazine, so I don't know who gonna see it besides your friend. He get out to the outside world. I ain't trying to impress nobody at all.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, man,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
but hopefully Jaylen and AJ can work this out, man, because like you said, we've been friends. It's. I mean, it's difficult. I mean, it happens.
Joe Johnson
It's.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They're not the first to have a close relationship and something comes between them and they move apart. It's a part of it.
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Joe Johnson
mitchell.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Less than ten and a half points or more than ten and a half points.
Joe Johnson
I'm saying less. Hold on. Yeah, I'm saying less.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
He just know he don't get to run like he once did.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Dylan Harper will have more than four rebounds.
Joe Johnson
Yeah. Yeah. More. What he had what he had last game. Did he had like 11 or something? Yes.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No. Yes.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yes. Yeah. He had like.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, like 12.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They had 12 rebounds.
Joe Johnson
Yeah. I'm going.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yes. He had 11. Okay, we going more. Oh, this is Shay gilgis. More than 20 and a half field goal attempts or less than 20 and a half field goal attempts.
Joe Johnson
I'll say more. He got to get the FGAs up.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I agree. More Victor Women Yama will have more than 122 point attempts.
Joe Johnson
More than 12?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
You say you're going. You saying yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Not made. He just gotta attempt them.
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Joe Johnson
Okay. Yeah. All right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. Yeah. And they can't nobody. I'm mad cause he didn't shoot more.
Joe Johnson
Absolutely.
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Discord Caller 1
Oh, ISO. Ocho, today I got another trade proposed. I came here before and I asked one. I'm a Miami Heat fan. You know what I'm saying? Shot Ocho now, but today I got my GM hat on for the Lakers. Okay, The Lakers, they got a defense problem. Detroit, they got an offense problem. I see a swap here. Reeves for a star. And then we just. Are we willing to bank on and start getting that jump shot? Right? I know Luca probably would be a little upset, but I think that could fix that. And if we need another guard. Well, Lakers need another guard. Not we. We try and send DeAndre wherever. DeAndre in the pick and we get AJ Mitchell or just. Just some type of guard.
Joe Johnson
I don't know if the. I don't think Detroit gonna be willing to get off Thompson. I think they like him that much. And the Lakers, it's gonna be hard for them to get rid of ar man considering the fact that Luca done stamped him. You know, I mean, that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That's. That.
Joe Johnson
That, you know, what Lucas say goes a long way, bro.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And the Lakers know they need a super superstar, and they got one.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, they got someone.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Because prior to getting Luca, who AD was supposed to be that bridge to the superstar? LeBron Lee. Because think about it. When Kareem, you had to transition.
Joe Johnson
So.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Because you got basically from Will to. From Elgin to Will, Jerry west. And then you get Kareem, then you get Magic Worthy. So you. There's a smooth transition. That's what you're supposed to have took over years because Magic got hurt. Magic, you know, contracted what he. He contracted Worthy, broke down after all the years of all those finals runs.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And then you get Shaq and Kobe. But the problem is they didn't develop anybody to transition them. Yeah, they got Austin Reeves. He's really the first player that they've actually developed.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Right.
Joe Johnson
Yeah. Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They're not gonna. Man, when you develop a guy, you don't want to let him go. You feel. You. You feel a connection to it. I don't think they want. I don't think they want to let him go. I don't.
Joe Johnson
I don't either, but I. I mean,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I like the idea.
Joe Johnson
Yeah. It ain't. It ain't a bad proposal. We'll listen to it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Did you say we'll listen to it?
Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Here's the next one. Let's take a listen, man.
Discord Caller 2
What's good Nightcap. It's your boy. Arkansas 15. Man, this guy, this guy. Let it be the Knicks going to the championship, period. They won in this. Like, I. I was Team okc, Ocho. ISO. But I'm jumping on the Knicks bandwagon, man. Nick's all the way, man. Let's go, man. Jordan Concords. I need those size 10. Holla at your boy.
Joe Johnson
He said. He said the Knicks gonna win it.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
He said he jumping on the bandwagon.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You say that's what he. That's what he ride with.
Joe Johnson
Joe, I don't know if the knees got no more room to get on their bandwagon, boy. Yeah, but I. Hey, hey, hey. If they come out of this series and make it to the finals, that's gonna be a win for New York any damn way. You know, it's just that Western Conference, bro. It's gonna be hard to be OKC or San Antonio. Oh, my God.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I agree.
Joe Johnson
But, hey, I've been wrong about the Knicks. You let Ocho tell it. You know what I mean, Joe?
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
You've been wrong all playoff long. But let's see.
Joe Johnson
I made. I made some mistakes. I made some mistakes. I made some mistakes. Ocho.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Believe in Brunson. Let's go, Nicks boy. Hey, he did his thing tonight. Hey, Nightcap, fam. You guys had John Kramer on WrestleMania. Pod. Give the kids a shout out. Winning his first a PBR World Championship at 20 years of age. Ocho, the guy, we had a little bull ride.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yep.
Joe Johnson
I seen him. I said, I. I was watching him when y' all had him on. I said, damn, how old is dude?
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Congratulations. Congrats.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Congratulations, John, we're gonna catch you when you come to Vegas for the world championship. Ocho and I, Joe, we gonna be there. It's in November, right?
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yeah. Hey, I'm riding up.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yo. Go ahead, Joe. They got bull for you if you want to ride it.
Joe Johnson
Nah, I'm good.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Y' all be right there. I'm a ride for y'.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
All.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Don't worry about it.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, well, I got you. I got you, bro. Yeah. Ain't no way in hell I'm getting on over.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I just wanna. I just want to look at about Petty. November. November. Yeah. I pet him.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
I can't.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No parcel on the back of no bull. And if you've never been to a farm, I can just imagine what those bull. Because I know what regular pasture bulls look like. Yeah, to see what those look like.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yeah. All you got to do is get on there and establish dominance, huh? That's it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Nah, I ain't gonna.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
I'mma represent Nightcap good on the back of that thing, right?
Joe Johnson
You know, Bad, Bad.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Get old mama back.
Joe Johnson
She.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That. That's all I can. That's all I can do right there. He get me up off there, so I know I can't sell something with 18 other P. She ain't no but a buck.
Joe Johnson
F. Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, shout out. But congratulations, John, man, congratulations. We proud of you, bro. What's good that you enjoy about working with each other's co host? And I married my rib today. Give us a shout out. Ronnie and Keisha Wilson. Before we answer that. Ronnie, Keisha, congratulations, man. Congratulations on getting married. Hey, you said that's your real boy. That's your backbone. The Bible speaks of that, so, yeah. Hopefully you guys manifested each other. I'm happy for you guys. The Nightcap family. We're very, very excited for you, man. So happy to the rest of your life.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yes, sir.
Joe Johnson
Yes. Yes.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
What is something good that you enjoy about working with the other co hosts? Cause we so different completely.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
I'm trying to get y'.
Joe Johnson
All.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
I'm trying to get y' all on my page, but y' all don't want to listen.
Joe Johnson
Your page ain't talking about nothing, man.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Hey, come on over here to my world, Joe.
Joe Johnson
Nah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Well, I'll let y' all go. Joking. Go now.
Joe Johnson
Go where, Joe? Yeah. No. Did you see what that boy over there doing? Hey, nah.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Hey, Joe, I'm telling you. I'm telling you.
Joe Johnson
I'm good. I'm good. I enjoy the chemistry that we all have. It's. It's fun to be a part of. I tell you that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I think as far as I'm a little. I'm a lot more outspoken than Joe, but I think Joe and our ways align more than. Than me. Ocho and Joe. Joe, look at him. See what I'm talking about?
Joe Johnson
See what I'm talking about?
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Hey, Joe. I know, I know. Hey, come on over here to the dark side. Why?
Joe Johnson
Hey. Hey. Hey. You in Cambodia practicing for them twins over there. You practicing for twins over there.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Hey, I'm Christian. Great boy, huh?
Joe Johnson
And in.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
In the movie, you know, they stole that from me. That was. That was my work. Yeah, I got a whole dungeon here, Joe.
Joe Johnson
You don't be messing around.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
I do not play
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
50 Shades of Shade. I let it go. Joe had to let it go.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
You got to get you one of these, Joe.
Joe Johnson
Nah, nah, I'm sure. I talked to. I talked to my lady about it. Ojo.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
She was.
Joe Johnson
She.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
She ain't.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
She said, no, no.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, now, I'll let you talk about it. Nah, hey, let me tell you. Let me tell you something. I came home one day, my lady and her mama was sitting in. In the living room watching Nightcap. Watching Nightcap. I'm thinking to myself, hold on. What damn episode is this? Y' all sitting there watching Josie.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I sure hope I ain't saying nothing crazy.
Joe Johnson
Ah, right. Right now, I'm good. Surprised me, too. Like, yeah, y' all just sitting there watching.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Like, what episode was a joke?
Joe Johnson
Hey, I don't know. I try. I. I started making conversation. We started talking about something else. I said, hold on.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Hey, Joe, you. You thought about getting that caller?
Joe Johnson
Nah, I can't. I ain't. I ain't. Nah, she ain't. She. She ain't going for all that. Yeah.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Telling you, Joe.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Tell.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Tell us.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Tell her.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Put the collar around you and pull you back when you don't act right now.
Joe Johnson
And see, that's a problem, because all this stuff you talking about, it's got to go on me. That's the. That's. That's really what a problem. Lies.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Okay, I. I understand, you know, you're not comfortable with that. You know, hey, it's all about getting past that threshold.
Joe Johnson
No, no. Well, we are. We gonna always be at a standstill. Okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. Yeah.
Joe Johnson
You ain't.
Shaquille O'Neal
You.
Joe Johnson
You got some toys over there?
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yeah, Unc got some. Okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You know. You know, she on what I'm on, but, no, I'm good. I ain't all that doing too much.
Joe Johnson
Oh, hey, somebody got to look out for you, boy.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Man, no. Ocho. Ocho be doing all that. Man.
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Joe Johnson
I mean, it's just.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
You gotta get you one of these.
Joe Johnson
What is that? What is that?
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
What you mean? What it said, Joe?
Joe Johnson
What? That. What did. What you do with that?
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
You. You put it. You put it behind her back so she can't move.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You put it behind her back so you can't. But they got. No, no, no, no. You can get those. But you can get those, Joe. You. You. I've seen them. I've seen them for. I've seen them for the feet.
Joe Johnson
Feet.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They got a bar in between them.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And they got legs like, you know, like. You see the ladies doing the leg. The glue machine. Yeah, they got a fixed bar and they got. On the end. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen that.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yeah, Joe, that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You can. You know, you can put them hot, you know.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
There you go. And she came in, so. She can't run, Joe. Yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
When I was young, Joe. When I was young. You know what I'm saying?
Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay. All right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I can't. I can't be doing all that, you know, one hand on me.
Joe Johnson
Hey, hey.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
swing yet?
Joe Johnson
What you mean, yet?
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Hey, I'm telling you, and her. Got to get the swing, Joe.
Joe Johnson
No, we ain't got.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Just try to get the swing hanging from the doorway, Joe.
Joe Johnson
I'm saying. For what, though?
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
For her, Joe. God damn.
Joe Johnson
Nah, we good, Ocho. You know, I'm. I'm handling things over here.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
We good.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
All right.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
I mean, it's all about. It's all about spicing up your relationship, Joe, but. Okay, you got it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
It is.
Joe Johnson
It's spiced up. It's spiced up. Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Ghost pepper, chili, spices.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Hey, well, add some hot sauce to it, Joe.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Damn, man, I got the hottest. I got the hottest chili pepper, the ghost chili. One million on the Scoville on the meter. So I'm good.
Joe Johnson
Oh, boy. Hey, that boy be over there cutting up, don't it, man?
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Hey, y' all want me see you some of my videos?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No.
Joe Johnson
Nah. You guys slow down.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
You guys get a better understanding what I'm talking about.
Joe Johnson
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Hey, Chad. Yeah. Hey, Chad. Y' all want to pay some videos?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I still can hold about 150. Yeah, the 180 day. The 180, 200, they over. That's over. I can't do it no more. Back in the day, I could. Hey, just like. Yeah, one 180.
Joe Johnson
180
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
like this.
Joe Johnson
She straddling. She straddle you with a leg. Oh, yeah. You ain't playing, boy. Yeah, yeah. Hey, you boy serious, man? Yes, sir.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I hope they don't think I can still do that.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They think you can still do it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You don't think Michael Jordan can still dunk from the free throw line, do you? Damn. Bad. Damn, joe. Hey, give me a little grace. My time. It's time to let somebody. I pass that on to OO you and Ocho. Joe, you 13 years younger than me. You straight?
Joe Johnson
Yeah. What you mean, you pass it on to me and oo you pass that to Oo? You know, Oo he ain't really got no limits, huh?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Cambodia can't wait no more than like 1:30.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
She about one now. I mean, she put on happy weight. She about 1, 145, 150.
Joe Johnson
That boy said she put on some happy weight. Okay,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
yo. Yeah. Your little late bash. Come on, Joe.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
GC.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
110, 115.
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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Way to go. Why go away from Spider and let Harden sell the game? I really don't understand the Cavs at all. We let Harden ISO half the game shooting 5 or 16. WTF.
Joe Johnson
That's what I'm talking about, bro. I couldn't understand it watching the game, coming down the stretch. Why y' all force feeding Harden? Damn. Y' all see he tied. Can't create no separation. Come on, man. It made no sense to me.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Damn.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Would you guys do a live pod watching an NBA game? That would be dope. Huge fan when it comes to me. A MMA with Rogan. Excuse me, but you guys would be on another level, love.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, that'll be all right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
We might. You know what? We have to do that with football.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
It's just hard getting us in the same in the same city
Joe Johnson
now. We don't worry about it. Oh, you stay put. We're gonna come to Vegas. I'd be looking for a reason to
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
come to Vegas, but, you know, hey, you know, I'm about to. I'm about to move.
Joe Johnson
Where you moving to? Houston, man, get out of here.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Hey, uncle, if you. Hey, if you move, I move. What?
Joe Johnson
No,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I am not going nowhere near that.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Okay, let me know. Now, hey, you know, you get out, you get a lot of bang for your buck, boy. When it comes to property.
Joe Johnson
Yes, sir,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
too. I'm good. I stay right here where I am. Yeah, I don't want no. I don't want no bag and I don't want no bucks. I'm good. I'm staying here,
Joe Johnson
Man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Harden back. Back with the book is he can go hack is letting. Got no adjustment in the. For letting Brunson go one on one is criminal and not attacking him on the other side. Get the ball. Oh, Joe. What we always talk about somebody on a heater like that get the ball out his hands, make him give it up. Yeah, and if somebody else feature like, look, we took them all out of the hottest player's hand and other guys started making shots. It was kind of like. Like shade. There was a couple of games with that. Lakers took the ball out of shade. But Mitchell was knocking down shots. Caruso's knocking Nacho. If Caruso. Look, if Caruso gonna go on a bender like that, ain't nothing we could do. But I'm not gonna let this man just go ISO one on one.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
He.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm gonna let him play one on one than the whole fourth damn quarter, knowing
Joe Johnson
ain't no way gotta send. Send the double, man. The school level straight.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Come on, bro.
Joe Johnson
Hell.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
So what you think he gonna cool off you. Oh, so now you just. So now your scratch. Your strategy now, Joe, is I hope he miss. There ain't no damn strategy.
Joe Johnson
Nope. Well, cash money in that fourth quarter,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Ochre Damas strikes again. That man ain't missed yet. Who? Ultradamas.
Joe Johnson
Oh, man, Come on.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
And still.
Joe Johnson
Oh, come on.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Hello.
Joe Johnson
Come on.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
The more I watch, the more I watch these playoff games, I can't help but think this ish is rigged. Lol.
Joe Johnson
Nah, it ain't rigged, bro. Cleveland blew that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They absolutely did.
Joe Johnson
They blew that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You have to bring the show to Boston or Providence. We have some beautiful women. And the baby arm would get carpal tunnel.
Joe Johnson
Hey, hold on, hold on, hold on. Boston, Rhode Island. Them k Verdes up there.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn. But I know what you're Talking about.
Joe Johnson
I know.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I know. Ex. I know what you talking about.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Hey, I. I don't know what you're talking about, because my only.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Cambodia from Boston. What the hell you doing?
Joe Johnson
Oh.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Oh, you said Boston.
Joe Johnson
Oh, yeah.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
I was there for you. They. Yeah, nice little community of Cape. Cape Burts.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, we used to. When I was in Boston, we used to drive a Rhode Island. Go hang out and roll out and. Boy, Boston. Nice. Man, y' all sleeping, boy?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No, no, no, no. Hey, you know. Hey, you know, back in the days, you Portuguese.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah, I already know it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Wavy here. They're long.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yeah, I ain't never. I ain't never did all that, but okay. Don't get yourself in no trouble now.
Joe Johnson
Well, I'm talking about something happened 25 years ago.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Ain't no sense in reminiscing on it now.
Joe Johnson
I ain't reminiscing. We just. Somebody brought it up.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yeah, I know, but you talk about.
Joe Johnson
That's too. That's too much. I'm putting too much emphasis on.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Too much emphasis on it, Joe.
Joe Johnson
I'm gonna leave it.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yeah, you're right.
Joe Johnson
There you go.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yeah, I want you to. I don't want you to be on the couch now.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, don't be. Leave it alone. That ain't no good.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, I'm leaving alone. I'm. I'm leaving alone. I'm leaving alone.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hard and soul. Big body Bronson cold ISO will make Oo 4, Nixon 5.
Joe Johnson
I damn sure am gonna make him fold.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
You right, Joe. I'm not. I'm not one of them, Joe.
Joe Johnson
You ain't got to be one of them.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
One of them, Joe.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Hear me?
Joe Johnson
Okay.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know the last time you've been to hell, but you will get there playing with me.
Joe Johnson
Okay. All right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Come on, man.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
Now, don't tell him that. Oh, don't tell him that.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Whose side you on? You. Who? You got me a Joe in this one on one.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
If he.
Joe Johnson
If he had to bet. If he's the bed man, he better bed wisely. I tell him that. Matter of fact, uncle, if you're a bed man, you won't win some damn money. You better be betting with me.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Well, I guess I better.
Joe Johnson
I'll tell you that now. Yeah, there you go. I'll make it easy for you.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead and. Go ahead and bet on him, huh? I'm gonna make him frustrate. I want to get him frustrated. I'm gonna make you Wait, I'm gonna do you like they did Wimby. I'm gonna make you mad you don't get thrown out the game.
Joe Johnson
No, no, no, no.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, Joe. ISO. Can I get my lady a birthday shout out? Her name is Maya. Been seven trips around the sun together. Absolutely. Maya. Okay, man, your guy hit us up and said, hey, man. He said he's so proud. Seven trips around the sun. Seventh anniversary, you and him doing y' all thing. Toes in the sand, holding hands on the porch, drinking.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Watching the sun rise and set.
Joe Johnson
Hello. Hello. Congratulations.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Congrats. Seven years. Hey, you know, once you get past that seven year itch, boy, it ain't. Hey. Ain't nothing but happy. Hey. It's. Hey, man. It's a beautiful thing, boy.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Hey, hey, Joe. That's seven year. It's. Boy, it do not play, boy.
Joe Johnson
You ain't never been with nobody no seven years.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yeah, I get. I get the six every time, Joe. Hey, it's so funny. And the funny thing about it is when I'm locked in, I literally be locked in for a little minute.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Sunday by year six. I don't know what the hell it is. Once I know if I can get past year six, I'm good.
Joe Johnson
Hey.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Damn. That's crazy, Joe.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You've been in a relationship past six past seven.
Joe Johnson
It's coming up on seven. It's coming up.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Are you in the sweet spot, Joe? Okay. Good luck, boy. I'm cheering for you, boy.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Joe.
Joe Johnson
Oh, yeah. Been all right over here, man. We having a good old time.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yes, sir. Yeah, yeah. How long? Hey, what you looking like over there?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Huh?
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Huh? Huh?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Color tie.
Joe Johnson
I've been in. How. How long? What's the long?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
A decade.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Damn.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Made it a decade.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Wait, hold on. We talk about right now. I mean, how long? How long you.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
It? Been a while. It's been a while. It's been a while. It's been a while.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Okay, okay, I understand, understand, understand. I know you don't want to answer.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, y' all bad you a job. Y' all be interrogating the man.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Oh, my bad, my bad, my bad.
Joe Johnson
Hey, we were just asking general questions, man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
How I get it this.
Joe Johnson
I mean, because we all. We all were talking. We talking about our little stories right now.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, you was up next. Oh, man, y' all need to stop.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
My bad. Hello.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Do you guys think that Harden's bag is limited in the postseason because teams can study everything you do versus the regular season? And that's why he looks Different.
Joe Johnson
I think he, he, he. He doesn't have that pop that he normally has. I'm talking, I'm speaking like coming off the dribble, getting, getting by his man, really getting to the basket. He ain't really got that pop like he used to have. And that, I mean, hell, and that's fine. It comes with age, bro. He36, you know, it's hard to still have that pop. And that same drive quickness, that first step, you know, his first step used to be me. He just trying to. Yeah, he's just trying to get by you now. It just seemed from me watching, especially in their fourth quarter in that overtime, it just seemed like he couldn't get. He couldn't get by his man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You can't convince me Kenny Atkinson was not on Blue Magic in that fourth quarter in overtime watching. He coach left the game with timeouts.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, I don't know what he was doing, bro. There's no way I would have force fed James down the stretch now. And Donovan had it going. I'd have told. I'd have called a time out and told Donovan ass. Hey, you need to come get that ball. Don't pass. You need to make a play. Yeah, yeah, straight up.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
All right, so please explain this to me. Why were the calves not attacking Brunson the same way the Knicks were attacking Harden? Especially once JB picked up that fifth foul. Bad coaching on or bad execution.
Joe Johnson
I think it was bad execution. I. You know what, I typically put it on the player, especially coming down the stretch. I know we get on coaches about not calling timeouts and things of that sort, but, man, once we get in between the lines, Uncle Ocho, and they come nut cutting time, we need to win, bro. That's on the players, dog. That's on the players.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And plus you got veteran guys. James Harden and Donovan Mitchell know.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They know that. That, that Bronson is a liability.
Joe Johnson
Yeah. So the same way he out there seeking Harden. Yeah. I should have been seeking his ass.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, you once said hard and pardon, you have a guard. Well, tonight he had all the guard and he couldn't handle Nixon 5. But Joe don't look good. I know in hindsight it's 2020, but y' all think the Cavs are missing Darius Garland? No. Because most of the time he was hurt this time of year. Yeah, that's really the main reason they got rid of him, because he, he. Yeah, he's been an all star. He's a phenomenal player. He just can't stay healthy.
Joe Johnson
And I don't know if he's a. He's more. See James more of a closer. I think that they was thinking versus Garland. But hey, unfortunate, bro. Damn.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I had to spend money today just to tell y'.
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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Y' all didn't read my super chat yesterday. I ain't gonna blame brother. So, Ash, how we gonna fix this money, man?
Joe Johnson
Yes.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I mean we. Bro, we have. I mean, think about it. We gone two and a half hours right now. But bro, we can't read everything. I mean. I mean we have like 50 a show, man. We be gonna have four hour shows.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
50.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Come back. Come back tomorrow. Dr. Frank L. Bellamy. Hey, guys. Ocho, will you be in Cary, North Carolina on May 27 during the day or evening session? My husband and I may come see you play. He loves soccer too.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yeah, we play. We play on the 27th. We play at 12:30.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Man. Dog be everywhere.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Yeah, yeah, we play. We played 12:30 on the 27th.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Dance reacts. SGA, BTA Chad is a wimby in five. Next round. NYK, MLK, BTK.
Joe Johnson
Wow.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Version. Go to Stephanie Greensboro. Even Obama has eaten there. Try the fried turkey wings and Mac and cheese. I don't know. I ain't never had no fried turkey wings. Some stool or some smother? Fried turkey wings.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
I can't wait for that soul food out there, boy.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
If the Cavs get swept, do they trade Donovan? My Bulls have the money and picks 4 and 15. What do y' all think? Nope. They about to give Donovan a max contract. Yeah, absolutely.
Joe Johnson
Yeah. What else they gonna do?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Absolutely. Y' all really think either of these puny ass teams can beat the Thunder of the Spurs? I've seen enough Western 4
Joe Johnson
damn sweep in the finals.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I don't see that.
Joe Johnson
I don't know about no sweep now,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
but the thing is, is that the both of these teams got guys that can guard and they got multiple guys that they can really throw at. Brunson, they got Castle, they got Versaille, they got Champagne. They got guys that can really hunker down and then you ain't. You know what you got that guy that's blocking out the sun at the back.
Joe Johnson
It ain't even. I mean, it is the fact that those guys guard, but it's offensively too, Uncle Ocho. Meaning from the Spurs. They got three bonafide guards in Fox, Castle and Harper. You cannot stay in front of.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Bro.
Joe Johnson
It's gonna be hell to to. And I think OKC got the team to do it. We just gotta see how they gonna respond tomorrow.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Let's go.
Joe Johnson
Okay.
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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Let's go.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Joe.
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Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
You still. You still don't get it, huh? Okay, you hard headed. All right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Ocho. Arsenal and the Knicks. I'm loving life.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Hey. Arsenal won the League today. Unknown champions. I mean travel. Champions League. They won the Premier League. Everybody was happy. I mean I'm happy for those that are Arsenal fans. That's been a very long time since they won it. So congratulations to all Arsenal fans, all the Gunners.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
This was the Cav's best chance to steal a game on the road. Knicks won't play. Knicks won't be rusted next game. They'll be locked in from the beginning. They won't miss all these shots. Shout out to Landry Shammon. Yep.
Joe Johnson
We knew he bowed out, bro. Game. Great minutes. Great minutes.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I graduate tomorrow from Rutgers University. Shout out. Dylan Harper. And I just wanted to say I appreciate everyone behind Nightcap. I tune in every night and wanted to say God bless and keep going doing your thing, making us laugh. Thank you. Thank you so much. And congratulations on the graduation ISO on the 05 on the 05 run. Do you win if. If you healthy?
Joe Johnson
Yeah. Yeah, we win. I always said that I. I felt, you know, that was our first year together, bro. And our first year together we made a huge leap obviously playing with Nash who was the MVP there year. Sean Marion who was a bonafide all star. Amari who was just relentless. He was an all. And myself and Quentin Richardson three and D guys. I played backup point behind Nash as well as starting at the two. I just felt we all understood what we had and the opportunity that was presented in front of us. But damn, I get hurt in the second round. Had to miss first two games. I missed the first two games of the Western conference finals and them home court advantage game. We lose both of them damn games.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Damn.
Joe Johnson
So we don't. You know. I just feel like if I wasn't hurt. Yeah, of course. I feel like we'd have won us a title, bro. And I probably would have end up staying in Phoenix.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Can you guys give my son Grayson Miller a happy birthday. Thank you guys. Great. Love to turn the show. He turned 13 and just won his NFL flag football championship. Grayson, happy birthday and congrats.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Happy birthday, Grace.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Football game.
Joe Johnson
Congrats.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That's a big accomplishment. And your dad proud of you. And we're proud of you.
Joe Johnson
You.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. So happy 13 big T. Oh, big teenager. Ocho. I finally used the public restroom at my local Taco Bell. You don't know what you're missing. Yes, I do think.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Thank you.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Absolutely do know what I'm missing.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Thank you.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And I'm gonna keep on missing it too. I promise you. I ain't gonna. I'm not gonna hit it. I promise you.
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Hey, that's the way to live freely. Salute.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm living freely too, right?
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
Not really.
Joe Johnson
Right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Just because I don't go to use a public rush remote, that don't mean,
Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson's Nickname)
hey, that's, that's what it's there for. It's there for the use not to hold it and hurt your stomach.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Thank you guys for joining us for another episode of Nightcap. As you watch the Knicks come back from as many as 22 down, go on a 44 to 11 run over the last four seven minutes in the fourth quarter and overtime as they overtake the Knicks 115 to 104. Jalen Brunson was sensational, ended up having 4038 points, five rebounds, six assists and he only had three turnovers. He had three steals as well. But Landry Shammon didn't have any points in the first three quarters, made all three of his threes and the fourth in overtime. And that was the difference in the ball game as they come storming back from as many as 22 down and they win and they hold a one nothing lead in the Eastern Conference finals. Y' all know who I am. I'm your favorite unc. That is my partner and co host Madding's ratings adjuster. A formal bingo. Great. That is Chad Ochocinko Johnson and the seven time NBA all star from the Atlanta Hawks ISO, Joe Johnson. Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit the like button and go subscribe to the Nightcap podcast feed wherever you you get your podcast from. Thank you guys for your support and your continued support. Those looking to purchase a bottle of shade by Laportier head over to laportierconjac.com to purchase you one if it's currently unavailable in a state or city near you. It is a Premium VSOP Cognac. The best tasting, smoothest VSOP Cognac on the market. But it drinks more like an exo. And remember, we do have two sizes now, the OG which is the 750 and the Junior which is the 375. Again, thank you for your support. Please drink responsibly and be safe. We've been nominated for the Hashtag Sports Award of 2026 the short list and here are the four categories we've been nominated in. Best Brand partnership for Nightcap Outside and Row Best Podcast Best Athletes Podcast Best Use of Live Video that link is pinned into our chat. Please go vote for us and help us win these awards again. Thank you for your support for joining us tonight. The Knicks win 115 to 104. They take a 10 lead tomorrow night. Spurs OKC. Can the spurs go up 20 or will OKC even the series? I'm unk he's oh he's ISO. Thank you for joining us.
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Out. Sam.
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Podcast: Nightcap
Hosts: Shannon Sharpe, Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson (Ocho), Joe Johnson
Date: May 20, 2026
In this lively episode of Nightcap, Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson are joined by Joe Johnson to break down the latest NFL and NBA headlines with their trademark unfiltered style. Major topics include the unusual “disrespect” directed at Jackson Smith-Njigba with an awards mishap, the intriguing story of Jalen Hurts missing A.J. Brown’s wedding, deep dives into NBA playoff strategy, mailbag questions, and playful banter about relationships, weddings, and personal lives.
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A quintessential Nightcap episode: insightful, off-the-cuff sports talk with plenty of digs, in-depth strategy chat, and authentic personality. The Hurts/Brown no-show story sparks a nuanced look at athlete friendships. Jokes and debates surrounding award mix-ups, playoff flaws, and marriage serve up classic Sharpe and Ocho chemistry, while fan questions and personal banter add relatable, comedic flair.
For unfiltered sports insights and hilarity, this Nightcap episode delivers all the action, drama, and personality fans expect.