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Arike Ogumbanwale 22 points here five three pointers as the Wings 9666 win over the Aces. Jessica Shepherd 15 points, 15 rebounds. The the Wings won their fifth straight win at home. Jewel Lloyd had 21 points on five threes. Asia Wilson added 18. Chelsea Gray was scoreless in 29 minutes. Jackie Young scored six points on three or 13 shooting. Man, what you call them by how they number Joe?
ISO Joe
Boy, they beat the brakes out them girl. You see. Hey, you see. You see Fud coming around. She ain't missed but one shot tonight. She.
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She.
ISO Joe
Hey, hey. Yeah, the wing. Dallas wing starting to look good.
Chad Ochocinco
And you remember Joe, they beat him the other time because the girl had 20 and 20.
ISO Joe
Yeah, yeah, I watched the Shepherd. Yeah, I watched a little bit of today. I seen Angel. Boy, she was. Hey, she was frustrated. She would teed off today. Boy, they. They were getting work. They were getting worked the whole game.
Chad Ochocinco
Asia.
ISO Joe
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Asia, she was. I seen she, you know, you know how, you know, she had that little attitude going tonight.
Chad Ochocinco
Kate Birdie holds Spain to a surprising 00 draw in the country's first World cup debuts. Spain roughly 125 times larger than Cape Verde, population 48 million in Spain, compared to 500,000 in Cape Verde. The number two world ranking compared to number 67. A $1.22 billion market cap versus 54 million. Ocho, how surprised are you by this? Is there an NFL comparison?
Uncle Ocho
NFL comparison would be kind of hard, but obviously Cape Verde being a very, very small, small island. And then you think about Spain, the juggernaut ranked number three, obviously, in. In the world. And the goalie for Cape Verde, to me, is the manager of the match. Even though they didn't win the game,
Chad Ochocinco
he stood on his head.
Uncle Ocho
Hey, he played unbelievable, Joe. I think he has seven. He has seven saves.
ISO Joe
Yeah.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah. Spain should have scored the night. Some. Some of those saves were phenomenal. He's 40 years old. I think his name is. But, but, but wait, hold on. Let me. Oh, yeah, and he played. He played. He was really good, Joe.
ISO Joe
He was really good. They got down today.
Uncle Ocho
You think about who's the worst basketball team this year.
Chad Ochocinco
It. No Joe Ocho. You probably have to look at it. You have to go back some years.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
Back in the 70s, you'd basically have to look at Cowboys of the Steelers losing to maybe Tampa Bay or Seattle.
Uncle Ocho
There you go. That's. That's a good comparison.
Chad Ochocinco
That's how. I mean, that's. That's what it is. I mean, you talk about a population of 500, 000 man versus 48 million million. Yeah, we know. Spain is a perennial powerhouse.
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Uncle Ocho
Big time. Big time.
Chad Ochocinco
I think this is Kate Birdie's first time making it the World cup, isn't it? Or the second.
Uncle Ocho
Hey, and. Hey, Joe. It was a great game, too. And yeah, it's funny. Hey, Spain played in Cape Verde's half almost the whole game. Cape Verde got their first corner kick, Joe, and they.
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In.
Uncle Ocho
In Spain's half in the 90th minute.
Chad Ochocinco
Wow.
Uncle Ocho
In the 90th minute.
ISO Joe
Damn.
Uncle Ocho
It was crazy. But it was a good game, though.
Chad Ochocinco
If they debut, it's their first time making the World Cup.
ISO Joe
Wow.
Chad Ochocinco
But I don't know if you know this, but I tell you what they do got Kate Birdie out of the 500,000.
Uncle Ocho
Hey, I got. Hey, I'm focused. My ass.
ISO Joe
Hey, boy. Hey. Hey. That's up north in Boston, in the Boston, Massachusetts area.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah, my ass. Straight ahead.
ISO Joe
Hey. Yeah. Okay.
Chad Ochocinco
The team's captain, veteran goalkeeper, he turned 40 a couple of weeks ago before the start of the tournament. Entered in status. I think he. What did he say? He had. He had like 50,000 Instagram followers after today, after the match. 5.1 million.
Uncle Ocho
Damn it.
Tab Ramos
That much?
Chad Ochocinco
5.1.
Uncle Ocho
Jesus.
ISO Joe
He must have went viral on the play.
Fan Caller
On.
ISO Joe
On a play or something.
Chad Ochocinco
No, the way he played.
ISO Joe
Yeah.
Uncle Ocho
Hey, man. Hey. It's crazy how. Hey.
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That.
Uncle Ocho
That World cup, the. The world. The world is actually watching.
Chad Ochocinco
Yep.
Uncle Ocho
You go from 50, 000 followers. You had the game of your life against Spain and you look at the. The lady showed him. It was at two men when I. When I reposted a clip on my story, and now I said, five, man.
Tab Ramos
Yep.
Chad Ochocinco
He has another game. He'll be at 10.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah, yeah, that. That group. I forgot. I forgot. Who's in the group with. With them. It's Cape Verde, Spain. I don't remember the other two teams.
Chad Ochocinco
I mean, I. I mean, I'm trying to think of when someone had. We've seen a sports figure like this because we see Messi. Excuse me, Ronaldo. He's only 20. 20 million followers behind Instagram.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
What?
ISO Joe
Yeah, he got like.
Chad Ochocinco
He Got almost. He got like 665 million. They got like 684 million.
Uncle Ocho
It's crazy.
Chad Ochocinco
And then it's, like, messy. And then you got like Ariana Grande and Selena Gomez and. And Beyonce and the Rock, you know, like that.
ISO Joe
Damn.
Chad Ochocinco
But I've never seen. I've never seen anybody flip it like this.
ISO Joe
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
Where they have so few followers. And then I'm surprised it didn't crash his sight. It didn't crash his page.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah, he do. He do got five, five. Five million.
ISO Joe
Damn.
Uncle Ocho
That's crazy.
ISO Joe
Wow.
Chad Ochocinco
But okay. But okay, verdict. Them Cape Verdeans.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah, it's like that. Like, it's like that, huh?
ISO Joe
Yeah. Yeah.
Uncle Ocho
You know, I used to. I used to stay. I've stayed in Boston that one year. Huh. You know, so I didn't know what Cape Verdeans were, but, you know, I stayed in Mansfield and I. You know, my entire time. I didn't even go down to Boston. But I mean, I. I saw him, you know, when I went to the mall and stuff like that, you know?
ISO Joe
Yeah. Yeah.
Uncle Ocho
Beautiful. Beautiful people, right? Beautiful people.
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah.
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ISO Joe
Okay.
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah, they're beautiful.
Fan Caller
Hey.
ISO Joe
Yeah.
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Portuguese. Brazil.
Uncle Ocho
Hey, I'm telling you, we need to go. We need to go.
Chad Ochocinco
No, we don't. Stop saying we need to go somewhere.
ISO Joe
I'm good.
Uncle Ocho
I'm talking about to one of the soccer games.
Chad Ochocinco
Oh, okay.
Uncle Ocho
World cup game.
ISO Joe
Damn. Hey. Oh, you all right?
Chad Ochocinco
My man going for that. Oh, Joey. Joe. I keep telling y' all be all bad influences on me.
Uncle Ocho
Can't hang with the fellas. God leave. What? You in prison.
ISO Joe
Nah, nah, nah, man. Listen. We ain't gonna put you locked up. Won't let him out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We ain't gonna put you in no bad predicament, bro. You know, make sure you good.
Uncle Ocho
Yes, I am.
ISO Joe
What you mean, yes, you are?
Uncle Ocho
I'm gonna put him in a bad predicament, having him outside.
ISO Joe
Whoa, whoa.
Chad Ochocinco
What's really going on?
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ISO Joe
Yo, come on, man.
Uncle Ocho
Hey, we'll be going to Houston.
Chad Ochocinco
Oh, no. There he goes. Sometimes I draw the line.
ISO Joe
Here he go.
Chad Ochocinco
Hey, I put my foot down.
ISO Joe
There you go. Ego. Hey.
Uncle Ocho
Every day. We just got to hit Area 29. And Chapman and Kirby one time. That's it.
Chad Ochocinco
Okay, look, I got a date. I'm staying today. I'm flying in and I'm catching the red out that night.
Uncle Ocho
Okay, we can do that.
Chad Ochocinco
I will get there. We get there. 10 o', clock, go straight with the Chapman and Kirby's or whatever it's called.
Fan Caller
Yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah, yeah. Chew the fat. I don't want to go to the Galleria. I don't want to do nothing. I just want to sit. I want to sit in the truck
ISO Joe
right past the time, then go to
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Area 29 and then take my ass and get on the ring.
Uncle Ocho
Hey, I. I tell you. I tell you one thing. You walk in Area 29, I guarantee you won't walk back out of there for that red eye.
ISO Joe
Yeah, it's like that in there. Okay. All right.
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah, no, I'm good. I don't want to go no more. I don't want to go no more. I don't.
ISO Joe
Hey. Yeah. Yeah.
Uncle Ocho
Hey, you know how. Hey, Joe, you know what I do every time? I only been to Area 29 twice. I did the show in there once, and I went another time when I had to work out in Houston to keep myself focused while I'm there. I put on the security shirt and do security.
ISO Joe
Oh, man.
Uncle Ocho
Hey, be a. Be dead. It'd be dead ass. Be dead ass. Serious, come on. Stay focused.
ISO Joe
Okay. All right. Okay.
Chad Ochocinco
You know. Hey, no, I'm good.
ISO Joe
Yeah. I mean, you know, like I tell y', all, man, ain't no wrong with looking at the menu, as long as you ain't got to order nothing, you know? Oh, man. Okay. They got lamb chops. I ain't know they had lamb chops. Okay, okay. They got that porter house. They got that porter house, that filet New Colorado.
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I don't like them cut too thick. I like them kind of like lollipop.
ISO Joe
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
Put out a mean demonstration on about. About eight or nine of them things,
Uncle Ocho
Man.
Chad Ochocinco
Look here. No, hey, hey.
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Chad Ochocinco
Who play tomorrow? Anybody play interesting tomorrow?
Uncle Ocho
Yeah. Hold on, hold on. I'm tell you right now, because I was. I was just looking at it. I would think about you. I would think about. I know, I know.
ISO Joe
Oh.
Uncle Ocho
France play Senegal at 3:00'.
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Clock.
Chad Ochocinco
Boy, that's gonna be a good one.
Uncle Ocho
What?
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah, Senegal good. Obviously, France is good.
ISO Joe
They finished one off in the World
Chad Ochocinco
cup last year to Argentina. But Senegal. Yeah, Senegal is good.
Uncle Ocho
Hey, France play tomorrow. Play Senegal. Argentina play Algeria and Norway play Iraq.
ISO Joe
Okay.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah. But to a. Friends and Portugal play Portugal play out on the 17th on Wednesday or maybe Thursday. Oh, no. Portugal play Congo Dr. In Houston at NRG Stadium.
Chad Ochocinco
That's on Wednesday.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah, you want to go?
Chad Ochocinco
No, I'm good. I do not.
Uncle Ocho
Hey, I'm trying to hit. Wait, I think it's Friday. Haiti play Brazilian on Friday in Philly. That'd be a good one to go to, boy. I wonder where I'm at Friday. Let me. Let me.
ISO Joe
That boy gonna be all over the place, ain't it, man?
Uncle Ocho
Hey, Joe. I'm on, Joe. I'm on a flight every week, catching as many games as I can.
ISO Joe
That boy ain't playing. Don't do your thing, bro.
Chad Ochocinco
Do your thing, Ocho. Do your thing. Have fun for Joe and I. Yeah, please. Joe a bad influence. I can't be hanging out with Joe.
ISO Joe
Nah. What you mean? How am I. Who a bad influence? We know who the bad influence is.
Chad Ochocinco
Bad, man. Oh, man. I mean, we could. Man, we could go. We could go. We could just go for the day, can't we?
ISO Joe
Yeah, I mean, you know,
Uncle Ocho
hey, I'm. I'm like the little brother. How the hell I'm the bad influence?
ISO Joe
Oh, here he go.
Chad Ochocinco
Well, Joe is a bad influence.
ISO Joe
How am I the bad influence?
Chad Ochocinco
See, Joe spent time. See, Joe already played in Houston. Joe know the spots. Joe just want a reason to go, and we his reason.
Uncle Ocho
Joe not allowed to go out the house. Who ain't you, man?
ISO Joe
Come on, man. Listen.
Uncle Ocho
Hey, don't act like you run the show. Don't do that. Don't. Don't.
Chad Ochocinco
Listen,
ISO Joe
I am. I'm a faithful person, bro. But we can go have a good time. She ain't my. My lady ain't like that, bro.
Uncle Ocho
Right?
ISO Joe
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can go have a good time. Now, she may know. She may know y' all character, you know what I mean? How y'. All. Who is y'? All? Who is y'?
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All?
ISO Joe
Let me say. Let me. Can I finish? Can I finish? You know, because it's like, you know, some guys, you know, you hang out with, you know how they are. Oh, yeah, they gonna. They gonna be on the. Yeah, I mean, they gonna be doing their thing. I'm gonna be chilling, bro. You know, that's understood.
Chad Ochocinco
I will be chilling.
Uncle Ocho
No, I'm gonna be.
Chad Ochocinco
I got to be chilling the camera. Everybody gonna be looking at me.
ISO Joe
Yeah, okay.
Uncle Ocho
Nah, hey, I'm gonna be in the cut. I'm gonna have on my wig, so they ain't even gonna know it. Hey, hey, you know, when we. When we go, I say, you know, I got the Anderson pack wig.
Tab Ramos
Huh?
Uncle Ocho
Now, you. Joe, right? I'm serious. When we go. When we do that. When we do outside, I'm having my Anderson pack wig and my, you know, my little shades.
ISO Joe
Hey, hey. I advise you not to have none of that on Punico. I don't want no excuses. From you. I'm tired of the excuses from you. I don't want no more excuses from you, Joe.
Uncle Ocho
You just gave me excuses.
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Uncle Ocho
You gotta. You gotta postpone us playing for two, three, four months.
ISO Joe
You talk about excuses, but hey, guess what? Guess what, chat. I promise you it's gonna be worth it when y' all do see it. I promise you that. I promise you that.
Uncle Ocho
Matter of fact, by the time you get healthy, I ain't even want to play your ass no more, man.
Chad Ochocinco
Hey, and plus, I'll probably be able to get. Get away with it. Joker. You know, they say I don't like them anyway, so I'll be cool.
ISO Joe
They like that.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah.
ISO Joe
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. They gonna know it's you now. They gonna know they we ain't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you mean they gonna know we in H town. They gonna know we're 20. What?
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What is it?
Chad Ochocinco
Nah, I'm gonna be in the truck. I'll be on the walkie talkie. Hey, what it looking like in there, fellas?
ISO Joe
Nah, nah, nah. Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
All right. It's time for our final segment of the evening. It's time for Q and A.
ISO Joe
Man, chill, bro.
Uncle Ocho
Oh, my knee hurt.
ISO Joe
Oh, here he go.
Uncle Ocho
Oh, my.
Chad Ochocinco
Before we get to our super chats, we got four video voicemail from our discord. Let's take a listen.
Fan Caller
Night Cap. I'm back, man. I'm back. If y' all tired of me, stop making good content. Simple as that. You hear me? Oh, shout out to you, bro. You like the best uncle I never met. Oto, the best big cousin I never met. And, Joe, you the big brother, the strict window, the real, real strict big brother. And I just want to see. I love y' all show, bro. Oto, I think you missed a great night of boxing last night. It was amazing. I missed the finals because I was so caught up into the boxing stuff, so I didn't know what was going on with the NBA talk. And Joe, I saw the Q and A, and people were saying, how you clearing your throat and all this and that. But me personally, I know that's from that scunion brother. I know where it's from, but all you need is some sea moss and some pineapple chunks. And this last part right here, y' all ain't gonna like it. Go Niners. Brock Purdy for mvp. Shout out to the chat.
ISO Joe
Damn.
Uncle Ocho
Hey, Joe, he say you need some. What?
Chad Ochocinco
Sea moss and pineapple chunks.
Uncle Ocho
What the hell is a pineapple chunk?
Chad Ochocinco
It's pineapples that's cut in chunks. That's normally how pineapples come. Ocho.
Uncle Ocho
All he had to do is just say some pineapples.
Chad Ochocinco
He had to add sometimes. I mean, I guess you can get it as rings. I mean, sometimes people, you have.
ISO Joe
They have it in rings.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah, he could have just said pineapples. I like that, though.
Chad Ochocinco
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll make sure I tell him that next time. Let's take a listen to the next one.
Fan Caller
What up? What up, Ocho? What up, ISO? Hope y' all having a great night, man. Really big fans of y', all, Unc. I look up to you, man. Just love y'.
Uncle Ocho
All.
Fan Caller
And my question for tonight is, where do you think the Hawks are going to be next season? I heard something about maybe getting Jalen Brown. Just kind of looking around that trade market, but where do you think the Hawks are going to be next season? And so that I can get a shout out turning 22 tonight. First thing I'm doing when it hits midnight, getting some shade a la Portier to celebrate, baby. Hey, appreciate y' all and take care.
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah, appreciate that. Well, happy birthday. Happy birthday. Well, it's already on the East Coast. It's already your birthday right now, so happy birthday. And I appreciate the support by purchasing the ball of shade by la portier. Joe, if I remember hearing this correctly, I think it said that Jaylen Brown prefers San Antonio or the Hawks.
ISO Joe
Yeah, think about that.
Chad Ochocinco
I don't know if. But I was reading around and, you know, obviously there are a lot of teams that's in play. Obviously, you talk about a guy that's a Finals MVP or Eastern Conference mvp, an all NBA selection player. So a lot of teams would love to have a guy that can play both ends of the court, but it seems to me that he says he prefers San Antonio or Atlanta. But what are your thoughts, Joe?
ISO Joe
I think if. If the Hawks are able to some way get Jaylen Brown, it'll definitely put us at the top of the East. You mean you have Jalen Brown? I mean, you have Jalen Johnson. Jalen Brown, bro. That's. That's two of them.
Chad Ochocinco
Nikhil Alexander Walker.
ISO Joe
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uncle Ocho
But.
ISO Joe
But what I'm. What I'm saying, Ocho, is kind of like how the Knicks went out and got OG and Bridges, you know what I mean? You got to have two guys at that position who can guard, which both can guard and both can get a bucket. I think Jalen will feed off him. He will feed off Jalen. I think It'll be a. A great match. I think it'll put the tops. I mean, the Hawks. It'll put the Hawks at the top of the east, bro. Real talk. I think we probably got to make a couple tweaks as far as Biggs, see who we can get in to help some of these guys. But for the most part, boy, if you get them, too, if you get Jalen, you get JB and put him with jj
Chad Ochocinco
But. But you must run and put him with. With Wimby out there with those young guards.
ISO Joe
Oh, yeah, yeah. They're gonna be trouble. But who you giving up if. If he go to San Antonio?
Chad Ochocinco
You.
ISO Joe
Who you coming out for? Castle? Fox. They gonna want more than Fox, Ocho. I'm sorry.
Chad Ochocinco
Oh, yeah, for sure.
ISO Joe
Yeah. You have to come off one of them young wings. You're gonna have to come off. You're gonna have to come off Castle or Harper.
Chad Ochocinco
And no, I don't see them coming off either one of them for jb.
ISO Joe
You think Boston finished? What you think Boston? Finn, take back.
Chad Ochocinco
You're right. You got a point. Probably be a three team. It's gonna be more. It ain't gonna be no one on no, no, no. What team? That's gonna be a three or four team deal, Joe.
ISO Joe
It's just hard. Why would Boston want to give up jb, though? That's my only problem. It's like, you know how special them two guys are together. Him and Jason Tatum. They done won already. Like, all you gotta do is. Is keep the guys around them who can help, who can contribute. Like, I. I don't know if you. Boston, bro. Why would you mess with that? Right?
Chad Ochocinco
Maybe they send. What you call them. They send Cornette back to Boston. You see, he played his best ball there. Let's take a listen to our third one.
ISO Joe
What's up, Nightcap fam?
Chad Ochocinco
Ash and Staff. Unk Ultradamus.
ISO Joe
And if you met. Met another. He's a phony.
Uncle Ocho
All right, Check it out, Joe. You need to come up here and check me out. I take care of that cough for you just like I did Ocho. And come on, y'.
Chad Ochocinco
All, talk about my team. Give us some love for the Hurricane. Love y'.
Uncle Ocho
All. Hurricanes did when the Stanley Cup. That's right.
Chad Ochocinco
Yep. I think Brenda Moore is the coach. And Stall won the Con Smythe. I think he was the oldest Con Smythe winner ever. Congratulations. They beat the Vegas Knights. The Knights had a lead. I think they had a 3 nothing lead in one game, and they ended up losing that game. And man Hurricanes, hey, they lived up to the name. Cause once they got, once they got moving, it wasn't no stopping. It wasn't no stopping. So congratulations, the Carolina Hurricane, 2026 Stanley cup champs. Here's our fourth and final one.
Uncle Ocho
Good morning guys.
Fan Caller
This is guys the kit man here. This is London calling UNC Ocho and still the King. Hello, I saw Joe hello, I'm here in sunny London this morning. I've got a quick question for you. Now I was watching the World cup and one of the UK based commentators mentioned the game last night being ATT Stadium, which of course is the home of the Cowboys and he mentioned that the Cowboys are America's team. Do you still agree with that assessment? Because I'm not so sure now. I mean they were there in the 70s under Tom Landry, Roger Starbuck as the quarterback in the 90s with Emmett Smith, Michael Irving, Troy Aikman, Jimmy Onplus
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ISO Joe
Weather, traffic.
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Hi, it's Karen and Georgia from My Favorite Murder. We cruised around LA in the Hyundai Ioniq 5 and dove into the fascinating life of actress and inventor Hedy Lamarr. Want the full story? Take a listen. She starts dating Howard Hughes, and in fact, she helps him design a faster plane. So she finds the fastest bird and the fastest fish and sketches out a drawing of what the two would look like as a plane. And that becomes the plane that we know today. And he calls her a genius. Check out our new episode, spotlighting groundbreaking innovators like Hedy and Lamarr and Billie Jean King, presented by the Hyundai Ioniq 5. Goodbye.
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I turned off news altogether.
Chad Ochocinco
I hate to say it, but I
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don't trust much of anything.
Chad Ochocinco
It's the rage bait.
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It feels like it's trying to divide people.
Chad Ochocinco
We got clear facts. Maybe we could calm down a little.
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Fan Caller
Them type of guys. Do you think the Cowboys are still America's team? Love the show, guys. All the best.
Chad Ochocinco
Unfortunately, they are.
ISO Joe
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
Because nobody moves the needle like them, Joe.
Uncle Ocho
I would get ready to say the same thing. I would get ready to say the same thing no matter what. Listen, they made their hay way back in the days after 30, 35 years. Whatever. Whatever. How? However long it's been. 30 years, that that brand, that brand, that. That. That star on that helmet has solidified itself so strong back then that still today, no matter what teams have been winning, whether it's the Chiefs, whether it's the Eagles, whether it's the Rams, nobody moved the needle like them damn Cowboys, boy.
Chad Ochocinco
Nope.
NBC News Announcer
Man.
Uncle Ocho
Listen, them boys, Cowboys, Lakers, Yankees.
ISO Joe
Yeah. And they're saying a lot. They're saying a lot. Yeah, man. Hey, it's no surprise, y'. All. Y' all ain't surprised though, right?
Uncle Ocho
Nah, hell no.
ISO Joe
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
Look at. Look at the five most watched games. They got Cowboys in them.
ISO Joe
Yeah,
Chad Ochocinco
they just do. When they're in the playoffs, they'll have the high. They'll have the most viewed games. Like it or not, it is what it is.
ISO Joe
Hey, that's like similar. That's gonna be like similar. You know how the Knicks wanted this year? How? New York?
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah.
ISO Joe
Can you imagine when we win it? When the Cowboys win it?
Chad Ochocinco
Oh, we.
ISO Joe
You okay, og? You all right?
Uncle Ocho
No, I'm saying I'm Saying you said, when the Cowboys win. I'm saying. I'm asking. Are you playing Madden?
ISO Joe
No, man. I'm talking about in real life, man.
Chad Ochocinco
Can you imagine, man? Miles Gary gonna have about four sacks,
ISO Joe
and then when she gonna come out
Chad Ochocinco
of retirement, Aaron Donald, he gonna have three.
ISO Joe
Oh, man. Come on, come on, come on. Come on, Aaron. Donna ain't coming out of. He ain't coming out of retirement. Nah. Nah.
Chad Ochocinco
Hello, Ocho and King ISO. If you woke up one day and you were 25 years old again, what would you do? Love the show. Oh, man, ocho, you were 25 again.
Uncle Ocho
Boy, if I was 25 again, that's a good one, huh? That's a good one. Let me think. When I was 25, I was still playing.
ISO Joe
Damn.
Chad Ochocinco
Still playing. Hell, you just got in the league.
Fan Caller
Yeah, you.
Uncle Ocho
Oh, you right. I probably would in my third year.
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah.
Uncle Ocho
Damn, That's a good one.
ISO Joe
Hey.
Uncle Ocho
Hey.
ISO Joe
I had just. I had just got to Atlanta. Yeah, I probably would. I probably would have got snipped. Probably got snipped at 25.
Chad Ochocinco
Damn, Joe.
ISO Joe
What, y' all want me to keep 100? Y' all ain't ready. Y' all ain't ready for this conversation.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah, go ahead, Joe. Go ahead.
ISO Joe
Okay. Yeah.
Uncle Ocho
Take your time. Take your time, Joe.
ISO Joe
I probably got snipped at 25 and, you know, reversed it if I felt like, you know, I had a. A worthy, you know, opponent. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna just keep it real with you. Yeah, yeah.
Uncle Ocho
Yes, sir.
ISO Joe
Damn. Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
If I was 25 again, that was.
ISO Joe
Hold on.
Chad Ochocinco
That was damn near 33o lo. I don't want to be. I don't want to be. I don't want to be. I don't want to be. I don't want to be, Joe. I don't want to be 25 again.
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Uncle Ocho
And what would I do at 25?
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah, what would I do if I was 25 again?
Uncle Ocho
That's a great question.
Chad Ochocinco
And we couldn't go back and play a professional sport because obviously, Ocho, you go back and play, Joe, you go back and play. I definitely would go back and play,
ISO Joe
considering the money, the tight ends making.
Chad Ochocinco
Hell, I would be the. I'm making 20 million.
ISO Joe
Yeah, but I'm saying. But what if you can go back and, you know, you can still do that. You still can play football. You still. You probably gonna.
Chad Ochocinco
Hell, you think you're a hell of
ISO Joe
a tight end now, boy? You probably.
Chad Ochocinco
Hey, they. Well, if I go back. If I go back and I can be 25 again. I'm definitely getting snipped. I am definitely getting n. I'm not boy.
ISO Joe
I am.
Chad Ochocinco
Boy. You be Nick Cannon.
Uncle Ocho
Nah. I mean, no, it would be. It would be the same way it is because every. Everything mine was well, well thought out. It was a method to my madness that we would still be the same.
Chad Ochocinco
Oh, think about 25 now. And what's available. The Internet is available. You, the people that you didn't even know in Kansas, in Minnesota, in California, in all those places, boy.
Uncle Ocho
Nah. That they were gonna be temporary fun.
ISO Joe
That boy. That boy gonna be.
Chad Ochocinco
Exactly.
ISO Joe
They gonna be sliding all kind of dms. Ain't a man.
Uncle Ocho
Hey.
Chad Ochocinco
He already know. He don't pull out nothing but a parking spot.
Uncle Ocho
Y' all not listening to me. That ain't how I operate. That ain't how I operate. Yeah. All that social media, that's gonna be fun. Fun. And keep it moving. Procreating athletes, let me see your high school footage. Can you run? Can you jump? Let's hit Dave and Buster. Let me see if you can shoot. Do you got coordination? Let me see a lateral movement. Do this lacone drill real quick.
ISO Joe
Yeah.
Uncle Ocho
I don't care about no goddamn social media being fine. You won't have my goddamn child with two left feet. Absolutely not. I don't care how good you look.
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah.
Uncle Ocho
Fun. I'm gonna knock you down. That's about it.
ISO Joe
Yeah.
Uncle Ocho
No disrespect.
Chad Ochocinco
I'm getting sniped.
ISO Joe
Yeah. I'm telling you, a little football. Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
I definitely go. I definitely make better decisions.
ISO Joe
Yeah. Hello. Yeah.
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Chad Ochocinco
Definitely make better decisions. Dr. Frankie L. Bellamy says, ocho, you know I love you, but how you gonna get mad at. For making women use the bathroom down the hall when you unplugging toaster just to save 50 cent? Make it make sense.
Uncle Ocho
I mean, mine. Mine makes more sense than, you know, going down the hall to use the bathroom. I, I, you, I, I think. I think your woman or your man should be able to, you know, use the bathroom number two with the door wide open, hold a great conversation. Some of the best conversations are had when you're using the bathroom.
Chad Ochocinco
I ain't never had a good conversation doing that. I don't know about you, Joe. Maybe you have, but I have.
ISO Joe
No, no, no.
Chad Ochocinco
And I ain't about to start.
ISO Joe
Me neither. Me neither. I'm with you. I don't know what's wrong with that boy. Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
When we getting an ISO emoji for the members? Also, when did you realize that you never getting that 5,900 plus entry from Oo the moment I bet it.
ISO Joe
And a man housing me about a couple dollars. Who that, Al?
Uncle Ocho
Hey, Joe, I'm gonna get my 500 up out y'.
Fan Caller
All.
Uncle Ocho
If I got to squeeze you like a sponge, I'm gonna get it, boy. Yes, sir.
Chad Ochocinco
Panel, is y' all the tallest in your family? Ocho, are you the tallest in your family?
Uncle Ocho
Hell, no, my brother, about six, four, six, five.
Chad Ochocinco
Joe, you the tallest man.
ISO Joe
I still got, like, a sore thumb, Uncle Ocho. I'm telling y'.
Chad Ochocinco
All. Look, look, look.
ISO Joe
I was graced. I was blessed by God, bro. Like, I. I have nobody in my family who is close to my height. Close, wow. My dad was about six, three and a half, maybe six, four. I had. Outside of him, nobody has been close.
Chad Ochocinco
No. I think I got a cousin on my. On my dad's side. He's like six, three, six, four. But no.
ISO Joe
Yeah.
Uncle Ocho
Joe. Yo, Joe, your girl was tall. I mean, your mom was tall. We call the old girl. Dang.
ISO Joe
Nah, she. Nah, Ocho. Five, six, maybe seven.
Uncle Ocho
How the hell you got so damn tall?
ISO Joe
God, bro, I'm telling you. I will bless, Ocho. I will bless. Okay, Uncle Ocho. When I was in junior high school, when I wasn't nothing but about six foot, maybe six one, me and my home. Me and my best friend Carl Vaught, we used to go down to the nurse office almost every week, bro, just to measure ourselves, right? As we were growing, because we all. We all wanted to be tall, right? So I used to come in there. I started coming in there with three, four insoles in my shoes
Chad Ochocinco
just to
ISO Joe
be a couple inches taller. So look, after we started doing that, no lie, bro. By the time, like, you know, ninth grade wasn't high school when I was in. When I was in school, it was still junior high. It was last year junior high. So my ninth grade, summer going into 10th grade, I grew like four and a half inches out of nowhere. I'm six six. You know what I'm saying? Like, no, Nobody in my family outside my pops, bro. Nobody in my family is tall.
Chad Ochocinco
Ocho says you're going to the Haiti game. That would you say if you ran into with that Zoe who. Who shook the car with your shorty, man? Also, Ocho, what happened with Spain today?
Uncle Ocho
Oh, man, I don't. I don't know what happened with Spain. The fact that Spain dominated the whole game. Spain dominated the whole game and played one side of the field and Cape Verde's half all game. Kate Verde damn near played defense. I think they might have had, what, maybe one counter attack in transition in the first half, maybe two in the second half. And. And off. One of those was their first corner in the 90th minute. It was unbelievable. But I, I don't know what happened to Spain. They. They gonna be all right, though. They. They gonna be all right. Spain will always, always be in the mix when it matters, when it matters most.
Chad Ochocinco
Oh, don't blame Cambodia, baby. You got some good, good. Don't blame me. You talking about that 30. That, that, that 30 second demonstration that you.
Uncle Ocho
No, I don't do that one. 30 seconds. I mean, it was about 50 seconds. Don't do that. Don't cut me.
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Chad Ochocinco
Bye, baby.
ISO Joe
Oh, man.
Uncle Ocho
Don't cut me short. Yeah, so it's all.
Chad Ochocinco
You gotta have mind control. Ocho, stop, get up, do some jumping jacks.
Uncle Ocho
Hey, you know, I tried that before, you know. Will you stop and have a conversation?
ISO Joe
Yeah, you got. Hey, hey, hey. You gotta bring your excitement down a little bit. Your excitement.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah, you know what? That's. You know why? Because I wait two weeks and all of a sudden out the blue is like, yeah, it's my bad. Hey, you know what? Let's not talk about that no more.
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ISO Joe
Weather, traffic.
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My Favorite Murder Hosts (Karen and Georgia)
Hi, it's Karen and Georgia from My Favorite Murder. We cruised around LA in the Hyundai Ioniq 5 and dove into the fascinating life of actress and inventor Hedy Lamarr. Want the full story? Take a listen. She starts dating Howard Hughes and in fact, she helps him design a faster plane. So she finds the fastest bird and the fastest fish and sketches out a drawing of what the two would look like as a plane. And that becomes the plane that we know today. And he calls her a genius. Check out our new episode spotlighting groundbreaking innovators like Hedy and Lamarr and Billie Jean King, presented by the Hyundai Ioniq 5. Goodbye.
Health & News Announcer
I turned off news altogether.
Chad Ochocinco
I hate to say it, but I
Health & News Announcer
don't trust much of anything.
Chad Ochocinco
It's the rage bait.
Health & News Announcer
It feels like it's trying to divide people.
Chad Ochocinco
We got clear facts. Maybe we can calm down a little.
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NBC News brings you clear reporting. Let's meet at the Facts. Let's move forward from there. NBC News reporting for America.
Chad Ochocinco
I ain't trying to shake nobody. I'll rock with. Hey, like I said, I'm over it. Y' all don't gotta shake hands. Why did the spurs coach try to try a double big lineup at least one minute. Miles Plumlee could have gave it. Come into the game and got a rebound. Miles Plumlee or. Or Kelly Olenek. But Wemby got to get stronger because guess what happened. Mitchell Robinson pushed his ass up under the basket, got a rebound and got a throw out.
ISO Joe
Yeah. Hey, you know what? It is funny you say that they got. That's Mason Plumlee over there, but. Yeah, but Mason Plumlee and Bismack Biyumbo sitting over there on that. On that bench. I wonder why they never. Outside of that one time they came in against OKC when. I think Wimby told him the hard file. Somebody.
Chad Ochocinco
Yep.
ISO Joe
You never seen them play.
Chad Ochocinco
You know what?
ISO Joe
It's crazy. Crazy
Chad Ochocinco
from our studies. Gambling is no less dangerous than any drug. But because it lacks physical substance, people underestimate it until it's too late. You're paying them a chemically Trick your brain into making you go broke. Well, I think the thing is, is that you just can't gamble on the sport that you play.
Uncle Ocho
Play? Yeah. Facts ain't no way around it.
Chad Ochocinco
I mean, if you want to bet on horse, I mean, you probably. If you're in the NFL, you want to bet on horse racing, you probably could do that. I don't know. Like I said, I've been away from it for long. You want to bet on golf or tennis? Okay. You can't bet on football. NFL, football. What's so hard about that? Hey, guys, love the show. Start, bench, cut. Lyricist, Nas, Jay Z, Eminem, Ojo, you the rapper.
Uncle Ocho
I ain't no right. I don't know. Ain't rapper me.
ISO Joe
I listen to old school starting. I'm starting.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah, that. That's Joe area.
ISO Joe
I'm starting Jay Z. I'm gonna bench nas. I gotta cut eminem. I know, I know, I know, I know.
Chad Ochocinco
Damn. Damn, Joe.
ISO Joe
I know. I hear can't win.
Chad Ochocinco
Ocho and I. So thanks for opening up there tonight. About your parents, substance abuse issues. Dealt with it with my pops. And as a kid, it was horrible to see the person you love change into a different person, man.
ISO Joe
That's the hardest part, bro. Like, you know, for me, Uncle Ocho, you know, my pops, you know he lost both his legs prior to him dying.
Uncle Ocho
Yes, sir.
Chad Ochocinco
Oh, man, he had diabetes, Joe.
ISO Joe
Yeah. But guess what? I never known his dad that ever had legs. So my granddad, always wheelchair bound since I was born. I never known it. So look, when my dad lost both of his, what I'm supposed to think? I'm like, damn, is this hereditary? Like, you know what I mean? So, you know, they both had poor circulation in their legs. So I just feel like, you know what I'm into. Obviously, fitness helps so much, but me doing the hot yoga, I mean, that creates great circulation throughout the whole body. So to some degree, I feel like I have to be in that hot room, bro. Like, it's bigger than really what meets the eye or what more than I tell people. But, like, we all come from, you know, health background situations, you know, from our family. We don't get to choose your family, but, you know, you can make a difference, bro, you know, by training, how
Chad Ochocinco
you live, how you eat. Absolutely, Joe.
ISO Joe
There you go. So I can't imagine myself without my legs, bro. But my pop lost both of his legs. And, you know, when I met him at 26, we played one on ones, we boxed out in the backyard. We played football in the Backyard. And then to see him lose both his legs, I'm like, damn. But he lived. Hey, he lived a hard life, bro. He lived a hard life. You know the guy. Y' all know, Inky Johnson?
Uncle Ocho
Who?
ISO Joe
You know his arm?
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
ISO Joe
With the arm.
Chad Ochocinco
Yes, yes, yes.
ISO Joe
My dad has one of them. Got shot with an ak. He got shot right in his elbow. Shattered his whole arm, bro. So he had no feeling in that arm or nothing. You know what I mean? So I watched him. I watched his body break down on him, bro. I. I seen it. So I know what you mean. I know what you mean. So that's why I go so hard. People like, man, why you go so hard? How you. How you in the damn hot room three, four times out the week? Because I feel like, to some degree, I got to be in the hill. Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
I mean, and I think that's kind of like why. Why I eat the way I eat. Like I said, I didn't drink until I, you know, came up with a cognac. But I. I'm not. No drink. I'll drink here and there. But I know my family's history. Yeah, I know. My Grandfather died at 57. My uncle died in his 50s. I had uncle died his 60s. I had an aunt, died 47. My dad died at 39. None of his brother, only one of his brothers made it past 52. Yeah, I already know. I know what I'm up against.
ISO Joe
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
That's why I started getting checked out at 35. I was still in the league. My last year in the league, I'm going to getting checked, man, do this blood work. I mean, why? Because my family history. My dad died at 39.
ISO Joe
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
He had a brother, died at 44. The brother died 49, 50.
Uncle Ocho
Damn.
Chad Ochocinco
My grandfather was 57. I had an uncle. His son died at 50, 57. Uncle died at 60. Another one died in 64. I got one uncle. I got one. Two uncles on both sides of the family live past 72. All of them died 65 or below.
ISO Joe
Yeah, damn.
Chad Ochocinco
Aunt died 47. What am I supposed to think?
ISO Joe
Yeah, it's real, bro. It'll change your way of living. You change your way of life when you've been through something like that. Because, yes, you know, you. You think the worst. You try not to, but, hell, I couldn't help it, you know? Like I tell you, my granddad never had legs. Then my dad lost both of his legs. I'm like, hold on, bro. Yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
So that's. That's. That's how that's how you know. Hey, man, anything start hurting on me, Shelly, make me an appointment. Hey, I ain't waving. Cause you know black at black, man. We normally don't go to the doctor until God comes in at the foot of the bed.
ISO Joe
Hello? Hello.
Chad Ochocinco
God came to me last night, told me I need to go to the doctor. Hey, please, what this premium cost. I'm going.
ISO Joe
Yeah, yeah. Hey, that's why I try to take good care of myself, man.
Chad Ochocinco
I went and got blood work that's done this morning.
ISO Joe
Yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
Mr. Charles, we see a little irregularities. What time you want me there? Bad. Please,
Uncle Ocho
I need to go and get this eye fixed, man.
ISO Joe
Yeah, what you gotta do? You gotta have surgery.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah, I gotta get this cataract removed. Joe. My whole right eyes. I mean, I don't know if you can see it. Joe. My whole right eye, Joe, is gray.
ISO Joe
Yeah, yeah, like.
Uncle Ocho
Like gray.
ISO Joe
I'm saying if you cover up your left eye, you can't see out the right period.
Uncle Ocho
I can't. I can't see. Done, Joe. And on my mama, rest in peace. Joe, I cannot see you in the camera sitting right here in front of me. I can't see nothing.
ISO Joe
I'm saying it's blurry or you just can't see blurry.
Uncle Ocho
You ever. You ever tried to open your eyes under salt water? Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what it looked like. Now I got to get that cataract.
Chad Ochocinco
You can see very well. He got eight kids. He can see that. He can see that, couldn't he? Joke.
ISO Joe
He landed right on up.
Chad Ochocinco
Any man, hey, you know this guy that don't see. Look at Stevie. How many kids Stevie got. How many car Ray Charles got?
Uncle Ocho
Hey, yeah, you know, it was the idea. I just agreed to it, man.
ISO Joe
Yeah, okay.
Chad Ochocinco
I'm happy. George picking shut down the drama on coming to minicamp and helping the Cowboys have a quiet off season. If the the Knicks can win, why not the Cowboys?
ISO Joe
Hello.
Chad Ochocinco
Let me ask you a question. When last time you heard prior to Dolan giving that speech about the rings and that significant other gonna get rings? Tell me, last time you heard Dolan talk. Now, how many times during the course of the week do you hear the Cowboys on the talk? Joe Ocho.
ISO Joe
Every week. Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
Okay, There you go. There it is. Big three. What quarterback on his new team has a better chance of winning the starting position? Kyler Murray. Vikings or two of Atlanta?
Fan Caller
Both.
ISO Joe
I got Kyler Murray. Two have been looking good, though. Two have been looking good.
Uncle Ocho
Say that one more time.
Chad Ochocinco
Which quarterback on his new team has a better chance to win the starting job. Kyler Murray, the Vikings or two up with the Falcons or both.
Uncle Ocho
I mean, that's tough. I know Kyler gonna start no matter what. I'm not sure why that's even a question. But two or two and. And Pennix Junior. Boy, they finna go at it. Boy. Boy, they finna go at it.
ISO Joe
Two lefties.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah. Boy, they finna go at it. Boy, somebody gonna be upset.
ISO Joe
Hey, that.
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That.
Uncle Ocho
That race is even, and it's all going to come down to who can stay healthy. Who is healthy.
ISO Joe
I got a question.
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah, what's up, Joe?
ISO Joe
Did they. Did they bring two over here to Atlanta? Because, you know, you don't really have to change the offense with him being a lefty. Do y' all think that has something to do with it?
Chad Ochocinco
And I get him on the cheap because Atlanta paying this guaranteed salary this year, so I can pay him cheap.
ISO Joe
This is last. Then I.
Chad Ochocinco
And they're. They're looking at it like, joe, we
ISO Joe
need to light a fire.
Chad Ochocinco
Cause we're gonna have to make a decision.
ISO Joe
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
I ain't really. I mean, do I do. Am I gonna give up $300 million to a guy that can't stay healthy and can't get us into the playoffs?
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Chad Ochocinco
It crystallizes things for you.
ISO Joe
Yeah. Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
You definitely not gonna put. I. I just don't see. Unless. Unless he wins this starting job and plays extremely well. I don't really see them picking up that for that fifth year option. Oh, you. Oh, Joe.
ISO Joe
No, they got some good. Hey, they had to bring in some competition. Yep.
Chad Ochocinco
I. So since you won't be playing in the Big Three this year, can we get some analysis on the games during nightcap?
ISO Joe
Oh, yeah. From the Big three games? Is that what they talking about?
Tab Ramos
Yep.
ISO Joe
Yeah, man, we can get. We can get a little analysis in. It's some. It's some. It's some different teams. Obviously, they condense. The teams in the big three used to be like 16 teams. I think it's more like eight or 12 teams now.
Uncle Ocho
Right.
ISO Joe
And it makes the parody of the league, meaning a lot tougher. Like there is. There's not one team that's just clearly better than the Knicks now. You know, just to kind of get a humble brag, I'm gonna be 100 with y'. All. If I were playing, we'd be the favorite. We probably win. We probably run a Boston. Just keep it 100. Yeah. Nah, nah, nah. I ain't trying to be funny.
Chad Ochocinco
Just Keep it a stat.
ISO Joe
Chad. Chad. I want y' all to stay with me now. Check me out. Last season, the only two games I played in, obviously, was against the two teams that played in the championship game. What I'm telling y' all is we had done got them boys out the way. We were finna run through the whole league. We had a hell of a team then. This year, I felt like the team was even better, but unfortunately, I can't play. I think we still have a chance to really get there because we got guys on our team who's won it before, guys who've been to the championship game a few times, and they hungry, bro. You know what I mean?
Chad Ochocinco
But it's.
ISO Joe
It's a fun league. I see Q, Clyde Drexler. This guy's doing a great. A great job with the league. I'm looking forward to the growth of it. And, you know, hopefully next season, bro, when they come back around, you know, your boy will be a 100. I'll be able to put on a mean demonstration for y' all for sure.
Uncle Ocho
I was looking forward to big three this year. Man.
Chad Ochocinco
Handbags and heel says prayers up. ISO.
ISO Joe
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
Start bench.
Uncle Ocho
Cut.
Tab Ramos
50.
Chad Ochocinco
Get rich or die trying. Jeezy. Thug motivation. 101. Lil Wayne the car to two.
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Uncle Ocho
hey, would that get Richard die trying?
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah, man. That thing was so crazy.
ISO Joe
Hey, hey, that was. That was hard. But that damn thug motivation.
Uncle Ocho
A classic.
ISO Joe
Oh, my God. God.
Uncle Ocho
I'm talking about iconic
Chad Ochocinco
Lil Wayne Carter, too.
ISO Joe
That Carter 2 was serious, too. Hey, it's hard, bro. I ain't gonna lie to you. Say you got a cut. Start, bench.
Chad Ochocinco
Yep.
ISO Joe
Damn. I'm a huge Lil Wayne fan, too. But I'mma just go and put it out there. I'm. I'mma start that thug motivation. Bench. Bench. Bench. 50. Get rich or die trying. I'm g. Have to cut that car to, bro.
Chad Ochocinco
Hey, since y' all coming. Since y' all coming to Vegas, let me schedule the event so y' all can stop all this talking so we can see who's the best. Me.
Uncle Ocho
Well, we ain't got. We ain't got to schedule nothing, cuz we know who the best is, man.
ISO Joe
Come on now.
Chad Ochocinco
We. We.
ISO Joe
We know. We know between us, but I mean, not.
Uncle Ocho
Not between y'. All. Cause ain't neither one of y' all is the best.
ISO Joe
Yeah. I'm saying I'm. I'm better than y'. All. Y' all know it. I'm saying. See, the thing is, it's. I don't know why it's so hard for y' all to. To give me credit or compliment me? It's just. It's baffling to me, bro. It's like.
Uncle Ocho
Hey, hold on.
Chad Ochocinco
Compliment you about what, man?
ISO Joe
I mean, you know what I'm saying? Ocho is how I get things done on camera. You feel me? Yeah. When the lights come on, you know how I move, man. Stop playing popcorn. Go to popping. Come on, now. Come on, now.
Uncle Ocho
All right, all right. Joe.
ISO Joe
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
What would y' all do if your lady want to go to Jamaica to get rubbed down in limestone?
ISO Joe
Man, that ain't happening. Nah, nah, we ain't doing all that.
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You.
Uncle Ocho
You have to understand. You just said, what would we do if she wants to go get rubbed down by somebody else? Well, obviously, she wouldn't be my lady no more even to even suggest such a thing.
ISO Joe
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uncle Ocho
If you want to have fun, you can have fun. That's fine. Enjoy yourself.
ISO Joe
What you. Hey, ojo, what you use? You use baby oil? What you use? What you mean when you rub. When you rubbing your lady down, what you use?
Uncle Ocho
You. I use Vic's Vapor Rub.
ISO Joe
Vic's Vapor?
Uncle Ocho
Yeah, because it gives you a tingling feeling. You ain't never did that, Joe?
ISO Joe
No. Oh, you lady.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah, try it. Try it, Joe. Could it make the whole body tingle?
ISO Joe
Nah, you know, I put a little bit in my nostril when, you know. You know, if I feel like you stopped up. Yeah, yeah.
Uncle Ocho
That's when you sick. But I use Vic's Vapor Rub during foreplay. Yeah, you a joke. Hey, listen, don't knock it till you try it.
Chad Ochocinco
I'm telling you, man. Man, Joe out there talking about. Joe been watching too many videos talking about what he put on his brother. Lady down, man.
ISO Joe
Yeah, I'm just trying something.
Chad Ochocinco
Joe want that thing. Camera ready.
Uncle Ocho
I see you, Joe.
Chad Ochocinco
Hey, Chad, you see what I'm talking about? Chad, you see what I'm talking about with Joe? You see y'?
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Chad Ochocinco
You see Joe?
ISO Joe
Oh, oh, you try. Oh, you just try to put me. Oh, okay. I see what you got going on.
Chad Ochocinco
Did y' all hear Joe? He talk about what you rub. What you rub your lady down with. Because I'm the camera, see? Joe be watching them cave. Y' all know the tricks of the trade.
ISO Joe
I'm asking. Cause I'm sure he used some type of jail or something. I'm sure the man used something. The man.
Chad Ochocinco
The man chat. What'd I tell you?
Uncle Ocho
Hey, you number one, Joe.
ISO Joe
Oh, no, that's what I got.
Chad Ochocinco
They got Free.
ISO Joe
Look, I can't even answer ask a question now. I gotta be number one.
Uncle Ocho
Hey, where the question come from, Joe, that was out the blue.
ISO Joe
Well, we were just talking about the Jamaica people rubbing people down. I'm like, I'm thinking, you know, I can rub my own lady down with my. So I asked Ocho, I said, Ocho, what you use?
Uncle Ocho
Yeah, try. You try that Vicksburg rub joke one time. It make the body. Make the body feel cool and give them a different type of sensation that baby oil or any other.
ISO Joe
No, hold on. You got any suggestion you use it? I'm just asking. I'm just asking because maybe, hey, if I can spice it up a little bit, you know, Ocho always telling me about spicing up my relationship. If I can, you know, maybe, maybe.
Chad Ochocinco
I know, but you, you try to get the camera shot ready. I know you, Joe. I know you got the ring light going. There's some kind of oil. I don't know what type of oil it is, but you gotta get that oil going. Jordan. Talking about coconut oil.
ISO Joe
Okay, okay, okay, Jordan. All right, Jordan. Okay. Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
And the first one. Enjoyed the first one. Hey, boss, I'm going to church tomorrow. Oh, then he got cooking on all the church.
ISO Joe
Hey, hey, hey, you gotta watch out now because they be some of the worst one. They be the freaking one.
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah, that's what I tried. The old Jordan, he quick. He quit church.
ISO Joe
Yeah, yeah, boss, I went.
Chad Ochocinco
Got the word today. Yeah, I bet you got something else too. Before and after church. Yeah, that ain't none of my business. I just want to know what cigars oo smokes.
Uncle Ocho
Oh, my, my, my. Top five and Andalusian bull. Lfd. Andalusian bull, Lunatic Jaime Garcia. And let me see. Obviously my 85 cigars will be. Is in my top five. And my fourth would probably be the 24 karat Daniel Marshall cigar.
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah, I had a guy at a sign and he gave me like four Daniel Marshalls, Ocho.
Uncle Ocho
The gold ones.
Tab Ramos
Yep.
ISO Joe
Hey, them, them, them like top of the line.
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah, they're like 7, 500 cigars.
Uncle Ocho
Nah, boy, they 300 a pot.
ISO Joe
Damn.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah, Joe. Yeah, the damn Marshall. I mean, and when you. When you smoke it, Joe, the ashes burn gold.
ISO Joe
Hold on, hold on. You can't get no Daniel Marshall from the little gas station or nothing like that.
Chad Ochocinco
And they probably sold out of them. You probably have to order them.
ISO Joe
Yeah, I might look him up. Daniel Marshall. Okay.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah. Daniel Marshall, 24 karat gold cigar.
Chad Ochocinco
Yep. That completes this episode of Nightcap. We want to thank each and every one of you guys for joining us tonight. We greatly greatly appreciate that. Although we didn't have a lead in, we still had a nice number in the chat. So we really thank you for that. Y' all know who I am. I'm your favorite UNC and that's my partner and co host. That's Liberty City's own the former Pro Bowler and an All Pro from the Cincinnati Bengals. That is Chad Ochocinko Johnson and the third member of the Big Three is a seven time NBA All Star from the Atlanta Hawks out of the University of Arkansas. Y' all know him, a bucket taker, a bucket maker and he's clutch giving the ball. Get out of his way. That is ISO Joe hello. Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit that like button and go subscribe to the Nightcap podcast feed wherever you get your podcast from. Thank you guys for your support and your continued support. Those looking to purchase a bottle of Shea by Laportier head over to leportierconjac.com to purchase you a bottle if it's currently unavailable in a state or city near you. Here's a premium BSOP cognac. Hey and we have it in two sizes. We have the OG which is the 750 and we also have the Junior which is the 375. It is a VSOP that drinks like an XO. Please drink responsibly and stay safe. I want to thank you guys again for joining us tonight. I'm uncle, he's oo, he's ISO. We're off tomorrow. We'll catch you on Wednesday. Thanks for joining us guys.
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This high-energy episode spotlights instant reactions to major sports moments happening late on June 16, 2026. Unc, Ocho, and ISO Joe break down the Dallas Wings’ dominant WNBA win over the Las Vegas Aces and dive into Cape Verde’s historic draw against Spain in their first-ever World Cup appearance—a genuine sports shocker. Mixing irreverent banter and insightful takes, the crew tackles NBA trade rumors, fan questions, and real life topics, always keeping it transparent and fun.
[Fan questions drive a wide range of engaging discussions and vibrant storytelling]
“I don’t care how good you look... fun, I’m gonna knock you down, that’s about it.” (32:22)
On the Wings routing Aces:
“Boy, they beat the brakes out them girls.” – ISO Joe (03:26)
On Cape Verde's goalie's stardom:
“He stood on his head.” – Uncle Ocho (04:52)
“After the match: 50,000 [followers] to 5.1 million.” – Chad (06:40)
On Cowboys mystique:
“That brand ... that star on that helmet ... still today, nobody move the needle like them damn Cowboys.” – Uncle Ocho (27:10)
If you could be 25 again:
“I probably would have got snipped at 25 and, you know, reversed it if I felt like I had a worthy opponent.” – ISO Joe (29:23)
Serious talk – Health & family history:
“That’s why I go so hard... my pops lost both his legs... I gotta be in that hot room, bro.” – ISO Joe (43:43)
“I started getting checked out at 35 ... my family history is why.” – Chad (45:10)
Relationship advice, Nightcap style:
“I use Vic's Vapor Rub during foreplay ... it gives you a tingling feeling.” – Uncle Ocho (54:48)
This Nightcap episode delivers late-night, immediate reactions to major sports upsets and ongoing storylines. The panel brings together humor, hard truths, and sports expertise—whether breaking down a World Cup fairy tale, analyzing NBA trade rumors, or opening up about family loss and health, all while keeping the energy up and the entertainment high. If you missed the games, this instant-reaction episode will get you caught up, give you fresh perspective, and probably make you laugh.