Nightcap Gone Wild Part 2: Unc went VIRAL for the WRONG reason, Stephen A. left SPEECHLESS, Average SIZE by STATE

Summary

Nightcap Gone Wild Part 2: Unc went VIRAL for the WRONG Reason, Stephen A. Left SPEECHLESS, Average SIZE by STATE

Hosts: Shannon Sharpe & Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson (with Stephen A. Smith guesting)
Date: July 22, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this rollicking and candid Nightcap installment, Shannon Sharpe addresses the viral IG Live incident that exposed his most private moment to the world, opening up about embarrassment, privacy, and the realities of being public figures. Joined by Chad Johnson (“Ocho”) and Stephen A. Smith, the crew oscillates between jokes, real talk about handling scandal, audience Q&A on relationships and intimacy, and more famously uninhibited banter. The episode exemplifies Nightcap’s signature unfiltered, relatable, and riotous vibe—spotlighting friendship, accountability, and the wild world of social media.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Shannon’s Viral IG Live Incident & Aftermath

• Shannon’s Candid Reflection
  Shannon begins by sincerely addressing his accidental IG Live that broadcast private sexual audio to fans, expressing embarrassment and concern for those connected to him.

  • “Obviously, I’m embarrassed. Someone that is extremely, extremely private. And to have one of your most intimate details, the audio heard for the entire world to hear. I’m embarrassed for a number of reasons.”
    (02:54) — Shannon
  • He recounts how he discovered the incident, confusion with technology, and how his longtime marketing guy Jordan shut it down.
    • “I’ve never been on IG Live. I’ve never turned IG Live on, so I don’t know how it works... Jamie Fritz... finally got through to me and he says, Shannon, you on IG Live. I’m like, doing what?”
      (04:32) — Shannon

• Immediate Reactions & Calls for Accountability

  • Shannon describes calling family and colleagues to honestly explain what happened.
    • “I called my sister, my friends... I just got to tell them the truth. My phone wasn’t hacked... It was me being a healthy, active male.” (05:34) — Shannon
  • He stresses feeling disappointed not by the act but by the unintended publicity and impact.
    • “I’m extremely embarrassed that a very, very private, intimate situation... audio can be heard. And I’m extremely disappointed in myself.” (06:13) — Shannon

• Handling Rumors and Media Frenzy

  • Shannon and Ocho joke about wild Internet speculation and tabloid behavior around “Michelle.”
    • “News sites and agencies... trying to see who I follow and who follows me... Y’all involving people that ain’t got ish to do with this.”
      (10:35) — Shannon

2. Humor, Roasting, and Perspective

• Ocho and Stephen A. on the Joke Frenzy

  • Stephen A. teases Shannon, riffing on Black Twitter’s creativity and the spread of memes.
    • “If anybody was having a bad day today, scroll through goddamn Twitter, boy. There’s some funny on that, boy.” (12:04) — Stephen A.

• Own Your Mistakes, Embrace Humanity

  • Shannon repeatedly declares accountability and the importance of not hiding or blaming others.

    • “Whatever consequences that come along with my actions, I’ll accept them. Nobody is at fault but Shannon Sharpe. I wear that.”
      (22:18, 22:40) — Shannon

  • He sustains a sense of humor about the whole fiasco, even considering putting the infamous underwear in the “hall of fame.”

    • “They call these draws for the hall of fame... when you have an outstanding performance.” (19:43) — Shannon

3. Relationships, Sex, and Public Curiosity

• Protecting 'Michelle’s' Privacy

  • The audience and Ocho prod Shannon to reveal the identity of “Michelle”—the woman heard in the IG Live, but he resolutely refuses.
    • “She deserves a level of anonymity. She deserves a level of respect.” (26:39) — Shannon
    • “You broke some hearts... might have thought they might have had a chance.” (26:49) — Stephen A.
    • “What you mean, they still got a chance?!” (26:57) — Shannon

• On Performance & Manhood

  • Ocho ribs Shannon about his bedroom “cardio” and the explicit nature of his accident.
    • “Ain’t nothing wrong with your hips, you know, but we got to work on your cardio because you was breathing heavy.” (13:28) — Stephen A.

• Philosophy on Mistakes & Growth

  • Ocho and Stephen A. praise Shannon’s resilience and humor in the face of embarrassment.
    • “The fact that you can apologize, express yourself and be able to explain to the people that it was a mistake... that’s a good thing.” (16:03) — Stephen A.

• Boundaries & Lessons Learned

  • Shannon swears off having his phone anywhere near intimate activities in the future.
    • “From now on, my phone will be in the car.” (17:26) — Shannon

4. Live Audience Q&A - 'Sex or Next' Segment (Starts ~32:15)

• Spicing Up the Bedroom

  • Audience members ask about intimacy, toys, and keeping things fresh.
    • “How do you like to spark it up in a bedroom?” (34:32) — Audience Q
    • Shannon (playfully): “That probably be a question that you probably should ask her... All these new age women, y’all done gone too far for me.” (35:47; 36:02) — Shannon

• Comedic Sex Education

  • Hilarious questions on “coochie that comes out in the day vs. night” spark lively discussion and a confirmatory response from a woman in the audience:
    • “In the daytime, you know, we moving about our day... but the moment I lay your ass down on that bed, everything gets wet.” (38:16) — Audience member

• Friend Zone Dilemmas

  • A man asks how to get out of the friend zone after being intimate; Ocho and Stephen A. are blunt:
    • “Move on. You’re not it for her.” (42:43) — Shannon

5. 'Average Size by State' Segment - Fun with Stats (Starts ~58:00)

• Shannon and Ocho riff on a study about average penis size by U.S. state:
  • “Men from Alabama... 7.44 inches... West Virginia comes in second at 7... Delaware, 5.22.” (58:10) — Shannon
  • Ocho (Florida native) jokes about his state's ranking and challenges the validity of such studies.
    • “One thing they say about study, sometimes they be off a little bit.” (59:38) — Stephen A.

6. Banter: Hunting, Fishing, and Machismo

• The crew detours into a mock-serious contest over wilderness skills, gun handling, and braggadocious stories from their youth.

  • “You ain’t never shot no gun. You never shot no animal on the move.” (52:31) — Shannon
  • “I was a sniper, yeah. I hit a target for 420ft, Joe. The bottle top off a Coke bottle.” (55:20, 55:24) — Stephen A.

• These tall tales get increasingly absurd and hilarious as Ocho and Stephen A. argue about who’s more capable in the outdoors.

7. Sexual Enhancement & Performance Stories

• In the sponsored “Sex or Next” segment, Shannon and Ocho discuss enhancement products and personal experiences:

  • Ocho: “I popped one on the show. I probably wanted to show the other... I let that thing marinate the whole show, Joe.” (65:00; 65:27)

  • Shannon shares a classic story about impressing a partner with his “theatrical performance” and the importance of first impressions.

    • “She say, bring that dick you had the first time, okay?... That’s what you get when you lay your best pipe down.” (66:45; 67:10)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Stephen A.:
  “If anybody was having a bad day today, scroll through goddamn Twitter, boy. There’s some funny on that, boy.” (12:04)
• Shannon:
  “I’m embarrassed for my circle... There are people out there that hold me in high regard and look to me as a beacon, as a role model. I let those people down. But I’m human.” (16:34–16:52)
• Shannon (on handling the consequences):
  “I control actions. I don’t get to control consequences. And so I can live. I can live any mistake that I’ve made, I own it. This was an honest mistake.” (22:16–22:40)
• Ocho (on Shannon’s phone mishap):
  “Now, what we do got to work on is... your cardio because you was breathing heavy... So when you lift weights, we got to get you on the card first.” (13:28)
• Shannon (on “Sex or Next”):
  “36 hours. 36 hours, Shannon. 36. 36 hours. What? Oh, my God.” (33:21)
• Audience female:
  “The moment I lay your ass down on that bed, everything gets wet. Everything is... Oh, facts, fact.” (38:08)
• Shannon (on internet sleuths):
  “Y’all gonna try to find out every Michelle that I’ve ever talked to. Every Michelle in LA, in Atlanta...” (12:37)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• [02:54] – Shannon confronts the viral IG Live incident, explains the tech confusion, and apologizes for embarrassment
• [10:35] – He calls out media for overreaching in the “Michelle” investigation
• [12:04] – Stephen A. and Ocho riff on the Internet’s reaction and Black Twitter’s jokes
• [17:26] – Shannon swears off bringing his phone to the bedroom
• [21:22] – They discuss accountability, repeat offenses, and lessons learned
• [26:29] – Stephen A. and audience press for “Michelle’s” identity; Shannon stands firm
• [32:15] – Launch of the “Sex or Next” Q&A segment with audience participation
• [38:08] – Woman confirms that nighttime “coochie” is wilder than daytime
• [42:43] – Advice on escaping the friend zone
• [58:00] – Discussion of “Average Size by State,” regional jokes
• [65:00] – Ocho and Shannon share enhancement tales and stories about leaving a lasting impression

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Final Thoughts

This episode of Nightcap is classic Sharpe and Ocho: wild, unapologetic, and real, blending vulnerable moments (Shannon’s embarrassment, accepting mistakes) with relentless roasting and comedic storytelling. The viral scandal serves as a jumping-off point for raw relationship talk, honest lessons, and a celebration of brotherhood and resilience. Even as scandal swirled, Shannon’s openness and the group’s humor kept the tone engaging and authentic—for better or for “viral.”

Transcript

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[Stephen A. Smith]

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[Shannon Sharpe]

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[Stephen A. Smith]

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[Shannon Sharpe]

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[Stephen A. Smith]

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[Shannon Sharpe]

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[Stephen A. Smith]

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[Shannon Sharpe]

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[Stephen A. Smith]

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[Shannon Sharpe]

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[Stephen A. Smith]

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[Shannon Sharpe]

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[Stephen A. Smith]

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[Shannon Sharpe]

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[Stephen A. Smith]

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[Shannon Sharpe]

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[Stephen A. Smith]

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[Shannon Sharpe]

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[Stephen A. Smith]

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[Shannon Sharpe]

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[Stephen A. Smith]

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[Shannon Sharpe]

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[Stephen A. Smith]

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[Shannon Sharpe]

Obviously, I'm embarrassed. Someone that is extremely, extremely private. And to have one of your most intimate details, the audio heard for the entire world to hear. I'm embarrassed for a number of reasons. People count on Shannon Shayshay, Media Club, Shishay Nightcap, espn. There are a lot of people that count on Shannon to be professional at all times. And I always try to be professional at all times. Even when I'm behind closed doors, I still try to remain a level of professional, although I'm in the privacy of my own home. And I'm very disappointed in myself. Not for the act. I think there are millions and billions of people of consenting age that engage in activities.

[Stephen A. Smith]

But.

[Shannon Sharpe]

But to have your most intimate detail on the audio to be heard, I'm disappointed in myself. I let a lot of people down. My kids. I reached out to them, I called them. I called my sister, my friends, obviously, my friends reached out. But, God, this was not staged. Came in, I threw my phone on the bed, gazed in an activity I did not know IG Live. I've never been on IG Live. I've never turned IG Live on, so I don't know how it works. And so all of a sudden, my other phone is going off and people are calling me FaceTime that I've never talked to a day in my life on FaceTime. And it didn't. I'm like, why are y' all calling me FaceTime? And after a while, Jamie Fritz, who's been my longtime marketing guy, he finally got through to me and he says, shannon, you on IG Live. I'm like, doing what? You know, I'm like, what about you Live for I ain't hit no IG Live button. He says they can hear. I like. I'm like, so now, Ocho, you know, I say, ask for patience. He said, they can hear. And now I'm starting to get agitated again because you called me and say I'm on IG Live when I know I didn't click myself on IG Live. And he Said they can hear me. I said, hear me doing what? So it sounds like you were having sex, man. My heart sank. It dropped. And obviously I run. I run my accounts, but Jordan being the good Samaritan, the good soldier that he is, Jordan the one that cut it off because, hell, I didn't even know it was on. Jordan cut it off. Jordan put the message up. And then after I called my agent, I called my agents, the agency. I called ESPN after I, like, I just got this good, Tell them the truth. I said, I just got to tell them the truth. My phone wasn't hacked. It wasn't an. It wasn't a prank. It was me being a healthy, active male. I mean, y' all thought I was bull driving. Hey, hey, I'll get it in real talk.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Hey.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Oh, Joe. See, I don't. Man, I'll be lying.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Okay, Come on, man.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You know I hit one early this morning.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Come on.

[Shannon Sharpe]

In all sincerity, I'm extremely embarrassed that a very, very private, intimate situation. The audio can be heard. And I'm extremely. I'm extremely disappointed in myself. Two minutes, five minutes before I came on. Phone rings. It's Cat. Cat Williams. So I'm all. I said, yeah. I said, yeah, bro, what's up? The first thing out of his mouth. Guess what he said. Ocho. Wow, you ain't gay today. Hey, listen, Come on.

[Stephen A. Smith]

And this is. And this. This is the funny thing about it. Now, you remember all the people talking trash and saying whatever they had to say, trying to assassinate your character, that you might be this, you might be this or whatever it may be. So, hell, I mean, I'm sitting back, I'm thinking, well, here. Hey, it was a goddamn Michelle. It wasn't a Michael. It wasn't a Michelle. It was, you know, it wasn't a Michael. It was a Michelle.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yeah.

[Stephen A. Smith]

You know, and. And, you know, as we. We human. We human now. Now, something that. That we all partake in. We all partake in horizontal and vertical activity. That's everybody. That's everybody in the chat. Now. I can attest to that. Now, what we. What we don't do, unless you are a.

[Shannon Sharpe]

A.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Or if you're in that field of. Of porn and only fans. And at times. This is why I always tell you, you need to evolve with the times. Now, you're not very good at technology.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I don't do anything. I don't technology.

[Stephen A. Smith]

So you at times would. Well, you've done it to me. Like you. You, you know, hit your phone and your butt down me by accident and don't even know you're doing it.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yeah.

[Stephen A. Smith]

You know, so I. I can. I can understand where the mistake came in at, you know? So again, I was. I was. I was upset. But then I also remembered that you're not very good or you're not very technically savvy with phones and computer equipment, all that stuff. So I gave you a little grace, but I was still a little upset. I was a little hurt. But the fact that it was a Michelle and not a Michael. That's my dog.

[Shannon Sharpe]

It's never been. It's never been a Michael. I think the thing is, Ocho, for me, is that you. My thing is my grand. And I. Immediately after it happened, and I'm driving, and I'm thinking to myself, I just remember everything. My grandfather. My grandmother said, they say, boy, you. You made up. You messed it up, not clean it up.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yes, sir.

[Shannon Sharpe]

And so what I really hate is when people have to answer questions for Shannon Sharp. Ever since I've been able to talk, I've been able to answer questions. My family, my friends. You are going to have to. You got to ask, man, what was Unc doing? Why did he do that? What happened, Ocho? Where was he?

[Stephen A. Smith]

Right?

[Shannon Sharpe]

My sister, my mom, my brother, my kids. People that shouldn't have to answer for Shannon. Shannon's grown. Yeah. Shannon 56.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yeah.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Still get it in, y'. All. See. But anyway, I'm just saying. Don't y' all just say. Oh, y'. All. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Okay, what it is.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Listen, you.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Wait.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Hey, listen, You.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Hey, when you.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You.

[Stephen A. Smith]

You talk about you was. Hell, when you was. Well, we said, ain't nothing wrong with your boy. You talk about your hips. Ain't nothing wrong with your hips.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I told you, ain't no. Hey, ain't nothing slow about but his walk. I can't move like I once could.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yes, sir.

[Shannon Sharpe]

But the hip's good. The hill. The hip, solid. Yeah. The doctor told me they'll last 50 years. They said them hips will still be good when you gone.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yes, sir.

[Shannon Sharpe]

But I. I just. It. It was. It's tough, obviously, being in a situation like that, because that's something that I've never been in. I never in my wildest dreams. Even the wild, like, man, what could possibly happen to you that would make you the most embarrassed? This never appeared on my radar. Yeah, it never appeared on my radar. But the fact that in the process of. That you hurt people. Yeah, that. That. That's. That's. You embarrass people.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yeah, you.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You know, I try to tell y' all say, oh, man, we gotta have that look there. There have to be a certain level of professionalism at all.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yeah, that's the word. That's the key word right there. Because you got on me. You got on me good about professionalism. Yeah. Again, this is. This is where the grace comes in.

[Shannon Sharpe]

News sites and agencies, man, when y' all stop reaching out, I know what y' all trying to do. Y' all trying to look who see who I follow and who follow me and try to put two and two together. Y' all involving people that ain't got ish to do with this. Y' all not gonna figure it out, right? Y' all not right. But what y' all can do, y' all can get on this roastmark row.com nightcap and get 15 off your first order. That's what y' all can do. But you don't. Don't bring people. If you have definitive proof and you want to reach out and they have a conversation with you, okay, that's fine. But to arbitrarily just call people, because her name might be Michelle, or her name might be Nichelle, or her name might be. Come on now, way better than that. Don't. Don't. Don't involve people. Come. Y' all ain't call me, call me. But when you involve people, that doesn't have anything to do with it. That's where I have the problem with. But it's. Look, like I said, Ocho, I'm sorry I put you in that situation, because I know you're gonna get. I mean, the jokes are going to come. You're going to have to answer questions, man. Man, you think did that on purpose? You think that was staged? Hell, no. I mean, listen, might do some stage. Unc might do some stuff for pranking, but that ain't one of them.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Most definitely.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I mean, do that.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yeah. The.

[Shannon Sharpe]

The.

[Stephen A. Smith]

The joke. The jokes are flying, obviously. I'm not sure if you've seen Instagram, if you've seen Twitter. The jokes are flying, Unk. The jokes are funny. Hey, Unk, they getting on you, boy. I'm about. I'm talk about funny until about. I was on a plane catching up to what was happening. And, boy, one thing about Twitter and black Twitter and their creativity, boy, listen, if you want to laugh, if you. If anybody was having a bad day today, scroll through Goddamn Twitter, boy. There's some funny on that, boy. It's some funny. It's some Funny stuff.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yeah, I didn't, I did not. Man. Come on, man. Now, so what y' all gonna do? Y' all gonna try to find out every Michelle that I've ever talked to. Every Michelle, Every Michelle in, in, in la, in Atlanta, in this place.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Really, Honestly, I was, I was thinking of all Michelle's that it could possibly be. I'm thinking Michelle Pfeiffer, you know, I'm thinking K Michelle. I'm thinking, I'm trying to think of other Michelles that, that are, that I, I, I would know and think of that, of, of somewhat of a high, high tier, top tier, high caliber type women that, that you would give an opportunity to, to, to bungee jump in like that and, and be able to say some of the things that you were saying, you know?

[Shannon Sharpe]

Is it, what was I saying? What was I saying?

[Stephen A. Smith]

I hear you was like, you gonna, you, you're gonna take this dick. I'm just saying I ain't never heard you talk like that. I ain't never heard you talk like that. No. Now what we do got to work on is ain't nothing wrong with your hips, you know, but we got to work on your cardio because you was, you was breathing heavy. You shouldn't be breathing that. You shouldn't be breathing that heavy. So we got to work on your cardio. So. Oo, when you lift weights, we got to get you on the card first.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Real talk. Hey, Oo, I was, I was, I was already knee deep for about 25.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Right, right, right. I mean, you were kind of short too, in there too, huh? I mean, you was about what, a minute? Minute, minute, Five seconds.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Oh, no. Oh no, no. Hey, this ain't no YouTube short, boy. This a full feature, okay?

[Stephen A. Smith]

I'm dying.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Come on. Oh, come on now, don't do that.

[Stephen A. Smith]

I'm just, I'm just making sure. Because now it's out there to the world now, now it's out to the world and most, most of the time when something like that happens, you don't know what's going on, you know. So now you're gonna have people come coming at you sideways, you know, they want to see if the feature is really what it's what it's advertised to be. So you, you in a kind of good position. It's, it's, it's somewhat of a bad thing, I think. It's nothing to be embarrassed about. It's nothing to be embarrassed about. But what it, what it does do.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yeah, I'm embarrassed about the. Oh, damn. That's my most intimate moment.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yeah. And. And that now. Now you got to understand the attraction and. And the curiosity from the female species that's going to occur now. And wanting to experience.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Oh, they want to go. They want to go a couple of rounds with the champ.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yeah, they.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You know, if you have. If you have an allergy, like if you're allergic to peanuts, you're allergic to shellfish, bee stings, ants, or something like that. Ocho, you keep an EpiPen on you, right? I keep these on me. So if I. Hey, I'm just telling you, if y' all ever see me sideways like this here, I don't snuck you.

[Stephen A. Smith]

But you. You know. You know what? Also, I'm happy about what you have.

[Shannon Sharpe]

What you mean you. What you have? Hold on. What you mean, what you happy about?

[Stephen A. Smith]

Let me tell you why, you know, Let me tell you something why I'm happy because I know you really well. I know your character. I know this is not something that you would do. I'm happy to see that you in good spirits. And I'm. I'm being dead ass because an event like this happens for someone that is as private as you. That's always been private. And you always talk about protecting yourself, protecting the brand.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yes.

[Stephen A. Smith]

And for something like this to happen, I didn't know how you would react. I didn't know how. How you would deal with it mentally because it's just totally out of character for you. So the fact that you can. Come on, you can apologize, express yourself and be able to explain to the people that it was a mistake, obviously, because you don't know how to work technology and you still in good spirits. That's a. That's a good thing. And some at. You can laugh at the situation in the mistake that you made.

[Shannon Sharpe]

And I don't cried enough, Ocho. No more tears.

[Stephen A. Smith]

You cried.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yeah. Because I'm. I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed for my circle. I'm embarrassed for the people there. There are people. Not. Not everybody, but there are people out there that hold me in high regard and look to me as a beacon, as a role model.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Right.

[Shannon Sharpe]

And I let those people down.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yeah.

[Shannon Sharpe]

But I'm human.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yes, sir.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Although I try to. To. To. To. To strive for perfection. There's no such thing. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm a testament to that, that there's no such thing as perfection. I stay to myself, Ocho. And you know, I try to stay to myself. And you know, I don't Put my. I try not to put myself in situations where people. Cause I know how I am. That's why I don't be around people a lot. That's why I'm not out and about, because I know how I am. I know me. So I try not to put myself in a situation. I'm trying to be as private as I possibly can.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yes, sir.

[Shannon Sharpe]

And in trying to be private, I made a huge. A huge. It wasn't a mistake. It was. It was erring judgment or whatever. I, you know, I tell you what. From now on, my phone will be in the car. My phone will be in the car.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yeah.

[Shannon Sharpe]

So I show hope none pop off. I gotta call. I gotta call 911 because, you know, nobody have landlines anymore, right? But my phone, I'm have to run down. I'm have to run out the house and get. Go to my car unlocking and, and dial 911 and people gonna be acting. Well, what took you so long, sir? Hey, I don't know if you noticed, but there was something, Something that happened. And of all days. Of all days that it happened on. Yeah, man.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Wait, what's the day? It's Wednesday.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yeah. I wish that was the only thing that would have. That happened on, on this day. Yeah. I got to go back. I got to go back and get me a flip phone, because when that

[Stephen A. Smith]

flip phone closed, just closed everything closed. Yeah, man.

[Shannon Sharpe]

This, this, this, this here. You have to, you have thing, man. This, this, this apple. And I don't know how to work. And I would ocho had even if it. They really. It. It had been on for another 20 minutes because I would have known how to cut it off.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Right?

[Shannon Sharpe]

Hell, I didn't even know how to cut it on.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yeah.

[Shannon Sharpe]

So when I finally got in touch with Jordan, Jordan said, boss, I cut it off. I said, you did? Because I was like, well, I don't even see IG live no more. He said, nah, boss, I don't cut it off. And I don't, you know, took it down. Yeah, I like, I said, anybody. He's like. So my next question. I said, you think anybody saw it? This man, he was like, balls. Really? He like, yeah, they saw it.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yeah.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I was like, oh, man.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Say I, I, I understand the embarrassment on your part from, from that perspective, but there's a, there's another perspective that you can look at where you don't have to feel too embarrassed, you know? You feel me? Because you was here when you was. Well, you hear me? Huh? Now, if it was an embarrassed Performance, then there's a reason, not a whole.

[Shannon Sharpe]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yeah. I'm just telling you. I'm telling you. So the embarrassment part, you don't really have to feel bad about yourself. You can. You can go places. You can walk around with your head high. Women gonna look at you different. Because if they didn't know. Natty no ocho. Yes, sir.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Real talk, they put. They a. They call these draws for the hall of Fame. These draws go into the hall of Fame, you know, when you have an outstanding performance. They want the jersey, the cleats, the glove. Oh, these draws going to the hall of Fame. I ain't lying to yo. For real talk.

[Stephen A. Smith]

I'm. I'm glad. I'm glad you. I'm glad you feeling better. I'm glad you're feeling better, but I'mma go back upstairs.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I go. I'mma go back upstairs once I'm done, and. And then. Because it's just. Oo, man, come on. Oo. You know me. You know how private I am.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yeah.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I mean, I don't think people get the level of privacy.

[Stephen A. Smith]

I think everybody know you. Everybody that is close to you understands. Everyone that's been in your life or been around you, whether it be teammates, friends, associates. Everybody knows how private you are. That's why when it first hit me, and I'm reading after I. When I. When I. When I got off set in Philly, I'm looking at my phone, I say, no, hey, no, no, Unc. Not Unk. Not my Unc. That was just chastising me, you know, a few days ago.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You can't get over that.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Oh, no, I'm just saying about, you know, about, know, being. Being a professional and all the. But again, mistakes happen. So that's why I'm giving you that grace. Like I was given grace at being afforded a second chance at what I love to do. You gave me that opportunity inside the NFL gave me that opportunity. EA Madden gave me the opportunity ESPN has given. Give me the opportunity. All the people that. That's endorsed and sponsor me have given me that second chance at life. So who am I to sit here because you made a mistake and not give you that same grace I was given? Now we can't do it more than once. Now, if you're a repeat offender, now, we got a problem.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Oh, I'm gonna repeat that act. But the phone gonna be in the car. I ain't gonna tell nobody. I ain't gonna tell nobody. Hey, you know how people say, hey, God, you do that. Hey, hey, did I say, lord, if you get me out of this situation, I ain't having no more sex? Oh, no, I did not say that.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Right, right, right.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I promise you, I did not say that.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

[Shannon Sharpe]

So I hope people don't think, hey, you know, let that be a lesson to you. Hey, there ain't no lesson. That lesson. Leave my phone in the car. That's the only lesson I'm thinking from.

[Stephen A. Smith]

There ain't nothing to be ashamed about, man. You good, you good, you good? You good on my end. You good.

[Shannon Sharpe]

No, I mean, I don't really know what else. I mean. I mean, I don't really know what else to say. I mean, what else to do. I mean, there's nothing. There's nothing I can do now, right? If I could go back in time, if I can go back and wake up this morning, right? Knowing that. That's why hindsight is a magnificent science, because you have the knowledge of knowing what already happened and it hasn't happened, Right? That's what makes it a magnificent science.

[Stephen A. Smith]

But

[Shannon Sharpe]

if you control your actions, I don't get to control the consequences. So whatever consequences that come along with my actions, I'll accept them. Nobody. Whatever happens with Shannon Sharp, nobody is at. At fault but Shannon Sharp. I wear that, I ain't gonna say, well, they could have. They gave me a grace. And look what happened to this guy when he did this, and look what happened to her when she did that. That ain't how I get down. I control actions. I don't get to control consequences. And so I can live. I can live any mistake that I've made, I own it. I own it. This was an honest mistake. I don't think anybody that's in this chat, I don't think anybody that know me even casually, think I would ever do something like that. I don't desire. I don't crave that kind of attention. I'm good.

[Stephen A. Smith]

You don't need. You don't need it. You don't. It already comes with the name. It already comes with the brand.

[Shannon Sharpe]

So, yeah, my bro, look. And people that say, what'd your brother say? My brother say, hey, bro, you. You human. You made a mistake. He said, I'm just. He said, and I just told him what I was going to do. He said, I'm proud of you. He said, I'm proud of you. Gonna stand up there. You stand. Look down the barrel of the camera and tell people what actually happened. Not hide behind, not say, I was hacked. Not say, somebody Set me up. Oh, you did.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Hey, hey, you did. You did hit that. I was hacked. And I'm thinking to myself, come on now.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You know what? Here's the thing, though. Ocho Jordan, being the good soldier that he is. Oh.

[Stephen A. Smith]

He put something out there right away.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Put that up.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I told. And once I saw it was up, I said, man, take that down.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Right, right.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Okay.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yeah, you gotta.

[Shannon Sharpe]

No, because I was. I was. I'm gonna come and I'm gonna look at the people that follow me. I'm gonna look. Look at the people that. That. That listen to us, that like us, that watch the podcast, that have watched me on first take, watch me throughout my 30 plus year career in the public eye nationally. Yeah, I owe it to him. Come here. Look down. Look. Honest mistake. This is what happened. Nobody's at fault. I'm at fault. I was reckless. I was careless. So accountability is big. It always have been. And when I talk to my kids and I told them what I was going to do. Daddy, I'm proud of you. My homeboys, you know, they got their jokes in. Oh, I know that voice, but I don't know that fool. So, you know, burns. Burns and bucket and, you know, foots a lot. A lot of, you know. Hey, one of the guys. Chad, you're gonna get a kick out of this. One of the guys that called me, and this was probably only the second time in probably seven, eight years that either called me FaceTime. Time.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Oh, time hit you.

[Shannon Sharpe]

He called me FaceTime. Yeah, I see.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yeah. Prime prank on Prank. Gonna give you that good word now.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yeah, but he had some. He had some great words for it for me. And that's what. That's what friends do. I know a lot of y', all, when I say things about Colorado didn't play well, y' all try to spin it like I'm attacking him, but he knows, having worked with me, having talked to me in private and been around me, he knows how I am. And that's what he respects, because he knows I'm gonna tell it like it is. I'm gonna tell you what you need to know, not what you want to hear. That's why I can't be everybody's friend. And so, you know, Ocho, that's. I'm out. Look, I done cried. I don't been. I don't. I don't really know what else. What else I can do, Ocho. There's nothing else I can do.

[Stephen A. Smith]

But you could. I mean, I'm sure that people want to Know. I mean, I want to know. I've been trying to. To. To. To find a partner for you to. To have a union. So, I mean, what you can do is. Is bless us, bless myself, and put the rest of the world at ease and, you know, could tell us who Michelle is.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Huh?

[Stephen A. Smith]

Huh?

[Shannon Sharpe]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Oh, so you're gonna leave us in the dark?

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yes.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Okay. Okay. That's fine. I. I'm not one to peer pressure.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yeah, I. I think. Look, look, she deserves a level of anonymity. She deserves a level of respect.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Right, right, right.

[Shannon Sharpe]

And so.

[Stephen A. Smith]

So, I mean, you do understand, with this coming out, do you understand the amount of hearts that you have broken that might have thought they might have had a chance?

[Shannon Sharpe]

What you mean they still got a chance? What you mean?

[Stephen A. Smith]

Oh, because. I know. But still, once you engage in activity, like horizontally.

[Shannon Sharpe]

They thought I wasn't capable of functioning down there.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Well, no, I'm not that. Not. Not that. But I mean, normally when you're engaged in someone in that type of act, normally, there's really no room for anyone else.

[Shannon Sharpe]

So you actually think that. I think that any woman that I meet that they're not having sex or haven't had sex, they might not have had sex the day that they met me or talked to me.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Right.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I'm not. I mean, I'm not. I'm not that foolish, Ocho. I'm not that nice.

[Stephen A. Smith]

What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Hey, what's up, y'?

[Stephen A. Smith]

All?

[Shannon Sharpe]

It's your girl, Sam J.

[Stephen A. Smith]

And we're the host of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together. And I heart women's sports.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Because let's be women's sports is giving us way too much to talk about these days.

[Stephen A. Smith]

So Kelsey Finler, she became the first female solo rower to go from California to Hawaii.

[Shannon Sharpe]

My first thought is just like, what's up with the snacks? Like, what are we.

[Stephen A. Smith]

What are we eating? The highlights, the rivalries, the breakout stars, the moments that take over your entire

[Shannon Sharpe]

timeline and the conversations that start during the game and somehow keep going all week. Every week, we're breaking down the biggest stories across women's sports.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Naomi Osaka showing out. She beat Sabalenka.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Shout out to you, naomi, you get the palm. Naomi, you get the palm for that. Because we're not just interested in what happened. We're interested in why everyone's talking about it. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to everyone watches women's Sports on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. My first guest is Paris Hilton, Shakira, Luke and Yerin Samira E. Gracie. I'm so excited. On the bouncy bed. You have surprises, many surprises. Welcome to Suite 305 where the group chat comes to life.

[Stephen A. Smith]

What up?

[Shannon Sharpe]

Hola, amiga.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Hola, Mejor amiga. Holmana. Yes.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You're the only person I know that loves a yellow Starburst. It's lemonade. This is Sweet305. Listen to Sweet305 with Lele Pons as part of my Cultura Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Stephen A. Smith]

This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible, you're the problem. If you come over here to play games, I' ma check you, okay? If you do some in the news

[Shannon Sharpe]

that don't sound good, I'mma play you.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Join Yamanika Saunders as she breaks down the week's most problematic stories on her new podcast. You're the Problem with Yamaneka. Do you know I just found out who Sydney Sweeney was. New episodes weekly every Wednesday as part of my new network, the Dear Chelsea Network. If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men do better or do less so I don't have to do so much. So join Yamaneika each episode as she answers one question. Who's the problem?

[Shannon Sharpe]

I'm Yamaneika and I'm out. Listen to youo're the Problem with Yamanika

[Stephen A. Smith]

on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Jake Brennan, and on the Disgraceland podcast, I explore the wild lives of rock stars and unbelievable true crime stories from music history. These are the stories you haven't heard. The kind you'll end up telling someone else. Like the time Paul McCartney spent in one of the world's most notorious prisons. Imagine that you're Paul McCartney. It's 1980, you're an ex Beatle, and you're doing time in one of Japan's worst prisons right there alongside Yakuza gangsters. And for a ridiculous charge. Or the bizarre crime Lady Gaga is accused of. Who is the artist? Lady Gaga is being accused of doing the unthinkable to after allegedly stealing her music in style to become famous. And what about that time Blondie's Debbie Harry escaped a serial killer? The man who had given her that ride she barely escaped from was Ted Bundy. Listen to Disgraceland on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Maxim is so maxing right now, bro.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Get ready for spicy chicken maxing because

[Stephen A. Smith]

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[Shannon Sharpe]

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[Stephen A. Smith]

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[Shannon Sharpe]

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[Stephen A. Smith]

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[Shannon Sharpe]

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[Stephen A. Smith]

or a combination with any other offered discount.

[Shannon Sharpe]

All right, well, since you out here, you might as well participate in the next segment. It's called Sex or Next. It's brought to you by Rose Sparks. Oh, Lord. Rose Sparks is a game changer in the bedroom. It's a fast acting eating treatment getting hard in 15 minutes and lasting up to 36 hours. Oh, Lord. 36. So when the mood hits, you'll be ready. And just for the attendees, Ro has a special Valentine's gift. On your seat, there's an envelope with a $30 off your first order, which you can get by scanning the QR code on the card screen around the venue. Roll wants to help couple have great sex. Sometimes that meeting Rose parts, I need

[Stephen A. Smith]

this for the night.

[Shannon Sharpe]

But other times, it means asking your part of the right questions with exactly what we'll be doing in a little game. If you have a question you would like to put play, please make your way to the floor to wait in line to ask your question. Ladies and gentlemen, from the upper deck, you can also come down.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Do not be shy. Don't start that. We're in New Orleans, y'.

[Shannon Sharpe]

All Have y' all had a bunch of questions earlier. Now break your ass down to the mic now. 36. 36 hours. 36 hours, Shannon. 36. 36 hours. What? Oh, my God. 36. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Just a second. Hold on, hold on. Oh, I got another one in there. I got another one, Ste. Oh, Lord. All right, come on, my man, what you got?

[Stephen A. Smith]

All right, first off, I want to

[Shannon Sharpe]

say shout out to y' all

[Stephen A. Smith]

one of the nightcaps. He was talking about these grippy socks.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yeah, so I got.

[Stephen A. Smith]

I got. I got you a pair.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I got you a pair. Let your boy get these grippy.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yes, sir.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Hey, hey. Tear it off. So one thing I gotta ask you. I gotta ask you one. Go ahead. Me and myself, I'm a proponent of,

[Stephen A. Smith]

you know, using little bullets, you know, nothing crazy. Just.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Just a little, little, little something there,

[Stephen A. Smith]

you know, Put it on a clit. Knock that out. I'm gone.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I'm going. Come on, coach, don't mind me. How do you like to spark it up in a bedroom? I.

[Stephen A. Smith]

You know, without the live.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Without the live. How do you like to spark it

[Stephen A. Smith]

up in a bedroom?

[Shannon Sharpe]

Ojo, look what your boy got. That'll gripple.

[Stephen A. Smith]

That's the grippers. What are you talking about? They acting shy?

[Shannon Sharpe]

No, he asked me what do I like to do to set it up in the bedroom.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Oh, you ain't see his ignorance? Tell them what you like to do.

[Shannon Sharpe]

What I like to do? Yeah. That probably be a question that you probably should ask her. You know, look, I look all that's to see y'. All these new age women, y' all don't go too far for me.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Not really.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yeah, they have. Really.

[Stephen A. Smith]

You got.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You got to evolve. I. I've been telling them.

[Stephen A. Smith]

How old are you, sir?

[Shannon Sharpe]

No, he'll sat down, bro. I ain't no dinosaur. I don't need to involve.

[Stephen A. Smith]

You got involved, man.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Man, you.

[Stephen A. Smith]

You got too many rules.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I'm gonna keep them too. Hi, guys. I'm auntie Hammy. Okay. And I am a coochie college professor. Okay. And I was.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're what?

[Shannon Sharpe]

A cooch? A coochie college professor.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Okay, Tell me more.

[Shannon Sharpe]

And I have a lesson right now. And it's all about. We're learning about how our coochies relate to owls. And our coochie's hoot. Like hoot, hoot, hoot. And I would like to know if you guys would like coochie that comes out in the daytime or coochie that comes out at night. As long as they come out, I'm good. Day, night, midday. After the early afternoon.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Is there. Is. Is there a difference in coochie that comes out in the day as opposed to coochie that comes out at night? Yes.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Coochie that comes out in the daytime is more calm than the coochie that comes out at night. The coochie that comes out at night, it gets w. Blue like that. It do it do.

[Stephen A. Smith]

I.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Hey, we need that. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Can we get a woman to confirm or deny this? Cuz I'm not. Come on, hold on, hold on. Come on, come here, Come on, come on.

[Stephen A. Smith]

What's that? Was that. Was that sex or.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Next. No, no. Oh, what you want. You call it.

[Stephen A. Smith]

I mean, that was next. I ain't understand none of that.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You. You understand. Y' all hold up. We're gonna get confirmation. She about to give us confirmation. Oh, she been drinking. She about to tell. And she got on black.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yes, they brown.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Oh, you on that brown. And she got on all black. She about to bring it Ocho.

[Stephen A. Smith]

So I came firm Auntie Hammy in the daytime, you know, we moving about our day. So I'm just going to bend it over and tun it up one, two, real fast. Okay, but the moment I lay your

[Shannon Sharpe]

ass down on that bed, everything gets wet. Everything is. Oh, facts, fact. Yeah, you. You keep. Yeah, you.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Are you married? Your boyfriend here? They.

[Shannon Sharpe]

My husband. He. Okay, okay. So he can First. You confirmed this?

[Stephen A. Smith]

Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Shannon Sharpe]

We got sex there. Thank you very much.

[Stephen A. Smith]

I gotta write that down.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Hello? Yes, sir. Hey, what's going on, man? Thank you guys for showing up here, being independent. And I want to echo what prime was saying earlier. Like, part of what we gotta do is support you guys. Like how prime said support you guys. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Give me time. Give it time. Give me time, man. Give it time. But, bro, hold on, hold on. Just a second. Not to cut you off. I think you. I think you missed the. The. This is like sex with next. Yeah, we. We like. We ask like grown up type question. Oh, I'm married. I'm done with that. Okay. Yeah, go ahead, bro. What's going on, y'? All? How you doing? Appreciate everything that y' all put out on the podcast. I watch y' all all the time, especially Club Shay. Shay, love what y' all do. Especially Marlon Wayans. Love that episode. Thank you. My question actually was for prime, but he left. He'll be back.

[Stephen A. Smith]

He'll be back.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yeah, you come back. But I do want to confirm this. If you work out, you don't need those pills.

[Stephen A. Smith]

What? What?

[Shannon Sharpe]

If you work out, you don't need those pills. Do it look like I don't work out? You do work out, but I'm just confirming if you work out, you don't need those pills.

[Stephen A. Smith]

I have a question for you. How do you know just because you work out, you don't need those pills?

[Shannon Sharpe]

Cuz she told you you that annual physical. Check your testosterone level. Ha.

[Stephen A. Smith]

That ain't got nothing to do with.

[Shannon Sharpe]

It does hide an eagle head. Yes, it does, but I guarantee you nothing. I'm going to keep that myself. I don't know. Don't. Don't tell her. Don't worry about it. I don't know, but you don't know what you missing out on, Bro, I'm telling you, she don't know what she missing out on.

[Stephen A. Smith]

I don't know. Next. Hey, I've been working. I've been working out 57 years.

[Shannon Sharpe]

He's talking about this. Me? Yeah, you. Ocho, Stephen. A. I wanted to ask you. This girl recently, she put me in the friend zone. We had. We're having great dates, a lot of stuff. She put me in the friend zone after a couple dates. I want to know how can I

[Stephen A. Smith]

get back in there?

[Shannon Sharpe]

You not. No, you're not. I already lied to you. But she starts.

[Stephen A. Smith]

She. She was.

[Shannon Sharpe]

She pursued me, though. Yeah, yeah. And she. And she told you that you weren't her type when she put you in that zone.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Wait, wait. You leaving out some key parts? Yes. She pursues you?

[Shannon Sharpe]

She pursued me.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Wait, let me finish. Y' all had sex already? Yeah.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I mean, what we said. What we saying. No, no. You come up show. No, no, no, no. Okay. It wasn't that. Wasn't that. Okay. It wasn't that. Okay, sure. It wasn't that.

[Stephen A. Smith]

No, no.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Oh, it wasn't that. It wasn't that. Okay, okay.

[Stephen A. Smith]

It was. It was after it happened to me, so I'm just.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Can I.

[Stephen A. Smith]

This. Can I this. Yeah, go ahead. This my brother.

[Shannon Sharpe]

It was. It was after a little while.

[Stephen A. Smith]

My brother quit while you ahead.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yeah, let me finish. You said she pursued you. You said y' all went out on a couple of dates. You said you gave her some, and then you said she don't want no more. You

[Stephen A. Smith]

young man.

[Shannon Sharpe]

That's a good. That's a good point. That's a good point. Move on. You're not it for her.

[Stephen A. Smith]

I. I love you.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Hey, don't trip.

[Stephen A. Smith]

I've been there.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Love you. Oh, I love you.

[Stephen A. Smith]

I love you. I'm in the friend zone now.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Unfor. I don't believe my man needed us to tell him that it was over. What? I said, I don't believe he needed us to tell him it was over.

[Stephen A. Smith]

But sometimes.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You know what?

[Stephen A. Smith]

Sometimes you got somebody else.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You. Sometimes when you used to living a lie, you know, you. You. You got to come to the fellas

[Stephen A. Smith]

for the truth because you don't want

[Shannon Sharpe]

to accept it yourself. That was him, Everything. I'll tell you how you can get out of the friend zone. Put that on them. Well, 36 hours. It won't be no friend no more. Hey, everybody.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yeah.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I love the show. Hey, get your boy Subscription. You know what I'm saying? That's gonna help him out a lot. It ain't get him, but it ain't. Hey, Rudy Odiano from Austin, Texas. Hey, I think I speak for everybody here is we Ms. Shannon, and I love the show with first takes. Way better than Undisputed. I ain't going to lie. But we miss Shannon be like, sk SK what's going on with the Cowboys? SK SK but anyways, we missed that. But my question is, everybody has. I don't know if you noticed, but he's doing a hell of a lot better on first take. Yes. You know what I'm saying?

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yes. All right. Remember that.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I like first take better than Undisputed. I agree.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Damn right.

[Shannon Sharpe]

So does everybody else. The main question, everybody has the same. Same question. Everybody's thinking the same question. Who the hell is Michelle? That's what we want to know. Michelle Obama. Michelle. Michelle who?

[Stephen A. Smith]

Hey, I want to know who Michelle is. I still don't know who is Michelle?

[Shannon Sharpe]

Oh, you. Why? Hold up. She was. Still is. I'm just trying to figure out what. What is it? I mean, like, if I'd have never said that name, nobody would have been interested in.

[Stephen A. Smith]

But we heard you say, whose dick is this, Michelle? We heard you. So now we want to know who Michelle is.

[Shannon Sharpe]

And what did she say?

[Stephen A. Smith]

She ain't say nothing.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Next. See what I got to go through, Stephen A. You see what I got to go through? You know, I do feel bad for you, you know, when the fellas come asking you to tell your business like that. That's not how it usually works, fellas. No, it's usually the ladies that's asking, who is she? I mean, the fellas ain't the ones that's supposed to be asking these questions

[Stephen A. Smith]

most of the time. When it's out in the public like that, right? Then it's public consumption. So I need to understand. I want better contact as my co.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Host.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Don't lie to me. You. You, you. You.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You got the context. We got all the context we need. You ain't devoid of the context. Stop that.

[Stephen A. Smith]

See? Hey, hey, Joe. That's. That's. That's gonna be our show, Joe, when football season end, I got. I got a TVU backpack, right. I haven't been able to use it, so. You know how you got all the streamers, K, and all them boys? So we don't have nothing for the old folks or. Or the older crowd.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I see you. I see you. Don't worry about this, Joe. The house of Humble Day.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Hey, Joe boy, we listen. We gon. We gonna have old folks time. We gonna be. We gonna bowl, we gonna go fishing, we gonna play.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I already know. You don't.

[Stephen A. Smith]

We gonna catch up.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You don't have know how to set no hook. You don't know how to set no line. You don't know nothing about no fishing. You don't.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Hey, hey, wait a minute.

[Shannon Sharpe]

See, that's.

[Stephen A. Smith]

That's how I know. Hey, that's how I know. He don't know about me. I'm from Miami. I used to catch Goliath grouper back in 83.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Catch? What kind of grouper?

[Stephen A. Smith]

Goliath Grouper.

[Shannon Sharpe]

They put your ass in jail, you catch a Goliath Grouper.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Hey, hold on, hold on, Uncle.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I threw him back. You better throw his ass back. I threw him back. You don't throw it back, they gonna throw your ass in jail. You can't keep your Goliath Cooper.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yeah. Hey, but listen, listen, statement real quick, real quick. They used to take me. They used to take me to fishermen. They calling Captain Jack. Captain Jack used to take me deep sea fishing. We used to catch Goliath Grouper.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Oh, Lord.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Matter of fact, when he couldn't bring it in, I used to.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I used to, first of all, actually go fishing for Goliath Grouper. They actually, like, just fight. So what were you actually recording by accident?

[Stephen A. Smith]

Recording by accident. He was like 630 pounds.

[Shannon Sharpe]

So what you, what were you actually fishing for? Snapper? Were you fishing for tuna? Brano, what were you actually fishing for?

[Stephen A. Smith]

Tuna.

[Shannon Sharpe]

This boy here.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Hey, hey. We were fishing for tuna.

[Shannon Sharpe]

All right, I tell you what. I'll oblige you. We'll go. We'll go deep sea fishing. We go shore fishing. We go whatever. We go. We go bass fishing. We can go crappie fishing. We go sheep head fishing, whatever.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Wait a minute. Let's do the hardest one. Let's do the hardest one. Let's go spit fishing.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Spear fishing.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yeah, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, I'm a. I'm a nomad. I can hold my breath by six minutes.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Oh, Lord have mercy.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Spit. Let's go spiffish.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I'll tell you what.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yeah, hey, hey, hey. I'm a free dive.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Look, we go catch. We can go catch perch. We can catch blue. Bluegill. We can. We can go fish, whatever. I'm not going hunting with you. First of all, I'm gonna need you to get six months of your gun training before I go hunt with you. Cause you're not gonna shoot me in My ass.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Hey, no, no, I ain't gonna shoot you.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Hell no.

[Stephen A. Smith]

But you know how to. Hey, hey, stay with me. Now. I know how to work a pistol, you hear me?

[Shannon Sharpe]

First of all, who going hunting with a pistol? What the hell you hunt for? What you hunt with? What do. Oh, hey, hold on. Are we taking a high power rifle? 30, 30, 3006, 308, something like that.

[Stephen A. Smith]

I got my switch. I don't need all.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Nobody going no damn switching no damn. Let's see what I'm trying to talk about. Chat. You see what I'm saying? Hey, Joe.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Hey, Joe, he tripping. Hey, Joe, let me show you how I'm hunting.

[Shannon Sharpe]

He gonna be going to the club, I'm going to the woods. I'm trying to. We gonna kill rat. A white tail. We gonna get. We gonna kill hogs or something. He up there talking about some bullshit. Or we go quail hunting, pheasant hunting, I don't care. But I need him to get some training, cuz I'm not going nowhere with no gun. With oo. And he ain't never shot a gun a day in the damn life. He ain't been shooting me in my ass. Hey, listen, me and the homies, we used to go paintball. We used to go paintball and we, we divide up in teams, be like five over 10. Then we split up out in the woods and they come back and say, man, I can't be on this dude team. This dude just shot me in my face. Exactly. He told me he going hunting. He bad talking about he going hunting with a pistol. Who the hell with a pistol? Oh, there you go.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Hey, the animals ain't even gonna see me coming, Joe.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Oh, man.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Hey, they ain't gonna see me coming, Joe.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Ocho, do you know how to get in the tree stand?

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yeah, do I know how to get in the tree stand? But hey, I had a treehouse back in.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Joe can.

[Stephen A. Smith]

You had a tree house when I was 13.

[Shannon Sharpe]

This man don't know how to. This man don't know how to stand in no tree stand. He don't know how to sit still. He first of all know he ain't gonna be quiet.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Hold on, wait a minute. I went Carson Palmer. I went with Carson and Jordan Palmer. They took me. They took me deer hunting. I was in the tree stand for seven hours. I had to douse myself with people.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yeah, don't piss. Oh, excuse me. But anyway, Ocho Joe, he gonna go out there with Creed on and all the animals go smell his ass from a mile Away? Hell, no. I can go nowhere with you. He done got on. No, no, no. He don't know how to. He don't know how to stay down. He don't know how to stay. I'm not.

[Stephen A. Smith]

No, I'm a chill. Hey, Joe. Everything. Everything he talk about. I done did, Joe. I done did. I just. I just. It's not something that I'm. That I'm. That I'm excited about, but I've been. I've done everything one Joe. I've done everything once. All the hunting, all that fish and all that deal.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You gotta stay down with your. You know how to stay downwind? Yeah.

[Stephen A. Smith]

You ain't got no choice but to stay down.

[Shannon Sharpe]

When.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Because if you don't stay down, when they gonna know you there? They got the. Hey, listen, them animals out, they got the greatest sense of smell of all.

[Shannon Sharpe]

That's why I am not going with you, cuz. You going out there with cologne on.

[Stephen A. Smith]

I ain't going to wear no cologne, uncle. I ain't even showered in three days.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Hey, he don't know how to wear no camouflage. He out there with a red Cristiano Ronaldo jersey. It's my damn. Where the animals at? Cuz they smell it. They see your ass with that big old red jersey on. That would have F that. He don't know how to wear no camouflage, man. I ain't fooling on your baby. He don't know how to dress, man. He ain't got no gear, boy. Listen.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Hey, I got. I got. I got some camouflage, huh?

[Shannon Sharpe]

Hey, listen, I ain't gonna lie. That'll be a sight to see, boy.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yeah, that's why we gonna. We gonna stream it. We're gonna stream it 24 7.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I know how to hunt. If we go a squirrel hunt, we go a rabbit hunting, we going quail hunting. First of all, Ocho, you ain't never shot no gun. You never shot no animal on the move.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Hold on, time out. I didn't hit squirrels back in the day. I didn't hit raccoons and a possum down here.

[Shannon Sharpe]

What, you were shooting with that BB gun, that Pelly gun?

[Stephen A. Smith]

Who, me?

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yeah.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Oh, no, I had a. A 64.

[Shannon Sharpe]

A 64? What the hell is that?

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yeah.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yeah.

[Stephen A. Smith]

See, that's what I'm talking about. That's how I know you ain't no shooter. First of all, you ain't know what a 64 is. Yeah, first of all, that's what we carry. Hey, un. That's what we carry down here at the Crib.

[Shannon Sharpe]

First of all, you shoot a squirrel, you first of all use a rifle, man. Cuz it's a small animal. You don't want to mess up the meat shoot.

[Stephen A. Smith]

No, no, no, no, no, no. Let me tell you something. Hey Joe, anytime you shoot a squirrel, you got to set an example.

[Shannon Sharpe]

What you set example for? You want to eat the squirrel for

[Stephen A. Smith]

the rest of the squirrels. And I'm not the one to play with. Don't come right here with that bull jazz. Come right here. Hey, you kill an ant with a sled?

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yes.

[Stephen A. Smith]

You ain't got to worry about no.

[Shannon Sharpe]

But what you're trying to do because you're gonna eat the squirrel, Ocho, if you shoot him with a shotgun, you're gonna mess. You gonna mess that. What? Ain't gonna be nothing there.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Oh, you want to eat. I'm shooting the squirrel to set an example for the rest of the squirrels. Not to come over here messing with the mangoes in the tree.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I don't care. The squirrels come. First of all, oh, we going out. We ain't shooting no city squirrels. I don't care nothing about that. First of all, you going to jail. I come from the city.

[Stephen A. Smith]

We not eating the squirrels. We not eating the squirrels in the city. You eat the squirrels in the.

[Shannon Sharpe]

That's what I'm saying. That's what we hunt. You can't hunt in the city.

[Stephen A. Smith]

No, but I'm saying I. I mean I can adapt.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Huh?

[Stephen A. Smith]

That's what, that's what life is about. It's about adapting. So I can adapt to what you like to do. If I got to be in the woods, I. I know how to act.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Have you ever shot a shotgun before? A 12 gauge 41020 gauge. Have you ever shot a high powered rifle? 3,006. 30, 30. 308.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Let me tell you before, before football, Uncle, I was in the field. You hear me? Hey, hey, Joe. Unc don't know. I would man. Hey, Joe. I would like that, Joe. On sweet Jesus, I was like that.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I'm telling you, you like. I ain't play you like the Y out here, man.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Listen, Joe, I'm not proud of that lifestyle. I used to live back in 87.

[Shannon Sharpe]

But see, first of all, the Wyatt that's. I mean shooting somebody upon. It's not like they shooting somebody from a distance. You not fit to walk. You're not going to shoot an animal as close as somebody shooting a human being. You do realize it's like 3 y' all like 10ft less than 25 yards from each other. You shooting an animal from distance, Ocho.

[Stephen A. Smith]

You do know, you do know I was, I was in the Marines, right? Do know in the marines, right? Do you, do you do know? I was a sniper, yeah.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You a sniper, huh?

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yeah.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Oh, Lord have mercy.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Hey, I hit a target for 420ft, Joe. 420ft at the bottle top. The bottle top off a Coke bottle.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yo, aim like no, that man ain't shooting, hitting nothing over no 100 yards. That's Joe, he might not hit. He might not hit a person from 100 yards away, let alone a damn bottle top.

[Stephen A. Smith]

I laugh for you before I lie to you, Joe. Hey, I knocked a bottle top off a Coke bottle from 420ft and I only got one.

[Shannon Sharpe]

How hard it is to hit an object from that far away that small. Let me ask you a question. Take your glasses off. You know, take your glasses, let me see how you shoot. Take your glasses off, homie. Put the gun up. Okay, you got the gun. How you shooting? Yeah, yeah. Oh, hell. That man got a slingshot. This man got a slingshot, Joe. Hey, Joe, this man got a slingshot. Second of all, you shooting from that distance. You got both eyes open. Ocho, you not shoot from no one. I, I thought this man got a slingshot. Joke. This man be think, hey, he must be shooting Goliath and he. David. Hey, Joe. Hey, hey, I ain't gonna lie, okay? Oo, boy, that'll be some musty tv. Boy, I'm telling, I'm telling you. Hey, hey, hey. I'm not gonna like. Oh, I don't think you can hit Nathania out there. I don't think.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Hey, hey, hey, listen, that's, that's what I like people. That's what I like people to think. I can't hit that, I can't hit this. But then they get hit, it's like, oh, he really like that.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Oo you, if you were to like try to shoot somebody, cuz you got to understand the distance in which you are. But I'm talking about an animal. I'm talking about a deer. I'm talking about a hog. I'm talking about a. Up in a tree. I'm talking about a quail. Because here's the thing. Let's just say we take dogs out. So the dog's gonna start tripping, is gonna start creeping up now. They're gonna put, they're gonna freeze and now. Yeah, yeah.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Hey, I used to have, I used to have pointers. I used to have pointers.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I live in the city Chad, y' all believe Ocho can shoot? I mean, look at that. Look at that. Ocho, the way he aiming and shooting that slingshot, he not about to hit nothing.

[Stephen A. Smith]

All right, I'm telling you. Hey, I'm. Hey. Oh, I'm uncle. I'm gonna surprise you right there.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Die. Oh, Joe. Oh, Joe. Okay, okay, here we go. Step right up.

[Stephen A. Smith]

What happened?

[Shannon Sharpe]

Study reveals that the average size penis in the U. S. State.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Hey, hey, hey, Paul.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Hold on.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Pause.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Men from Alabama. You know, your boy part of the Alabama blacksmith. I'm just saying. Don't, Joe. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I just said lit 7.44 inches. While West Virginia comes in second at 7 inches. The other end of the scale, Delaware, who said average inches is about 5.22. This is closely followed by New Mexico with the bottom five, Arkansas.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Damn.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Oh, Joe, Joe, I was in the old. You from Alabama. I told you this earlier. Oh, Joe, remember, I told him.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yeah.

[Shannon Sharpe]

What they try. What they trying to say? I sure hope you. I sure hope you for. You know, you just. You move. You was born in Alabama, but you moved to Arkansas at a young age, man, when they. Who doing these studies? Come on, man.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Hey, hey, hey, hey. And Joe, you know, I don't. I don't. I don't know anything about any studies. You know, my, my. My reputation in general, it precedes itself. So I, I just. This thing. Yeah, that, that. I don't know about that one.

[Shannon Sharpe]

No. Florida is in the top six at 6.85.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yeah, I mean, I'm, you know.

[Shannon Sharpe]

But oh, Alabama or Alabo, you know, that Alabama blacksmith.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yeah. You know. You know, hey, sometimes some. One thing they say about study, sometimes they be off a little bit. Well,

[Shannon Sharpe]

hey, hey. Oh, that old Alabama blacks may come out. You know what I'm saying, Joe? Oh, I'm just saying. That's it. That's it. You know what I'm saying?

[Stephen A. Smith]

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Would the baby. The baby all come out?

[Stephen A. Smith]

Hey, hold on. Hey, how he came. How he came out again? High school. Hey, how you. How you wrap around. How you wrap the cord around again? That was so funny, boy. Oh, but hey, that had me dying. Oh, that had me dying.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Hey, hey, Joe, man say, well, oo came up to the cowboy, saw it, boy said time to wrap it up. Oh, boy. Hey, hey, that's a wild story there, ojo.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Hey, hey, hey, listen, I think it's funny. I can reflect back and I can laugh about it today. You know, I. I wasn't mad Joe, I was just disappointed because they told. You know, when people tell you something, they tell you for a reason, especially when you're that young, you know, you think. You know, I'm thinking that I'm that boy. I'm on the football team. I'm one of the star players. Ain't nobody gonna do nothing to me, boy. I'm him.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I'm feeling.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Shannon Sharpe]

But you said. You say her head was mashed up against the. The thing? Yeah, yeah, he had. In the back seat. He had. In the back seat, Joe.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yeah, the. The ponytail. It kept hitting the rearview mirror, you know, Dude. Dude had a little. Little, Small, little car. A little. Small little car. Like a little doson. Like a little dotson. Little cheap. Little cheap little dotson. Yeah, yeah, Joe, it. It ain't any. At that day, I wasn't scarred. I was disappointed, but I became a different individual.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You was scarred, bro. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay, cuz. See, I know it turns you into a savage. Unwind all that. Come on, Come.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Come on. Come on, now.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Come on, now. Not the chat. Get chat. I ain't got nothing to do with. Lord have birthday. He.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Y' all shout out, man, it got hot here.

[Shannon Sharpe]

All O. Let me take this last little twig for you. Ooh. Every time Oto tell this story, he started talking about it.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Oh, look, it's all good. You know, Jay, I'm throwing a little. Throwing a little exaggeration on y', all, you know, it's all good. Hey, that's.

[Shannon Sharpe]

That was a good one. I wonder. I would. We gotta fight. What's his name? Oh, we gonna fight him and have more. We have. Come on, Nightcap.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Hey, his name Pierre. Pierre. Pierre St. John. Yeah, Pierre. I wonder. I wonder where Pierre at, man. Pierre St. John.

[Shannon Sharpe]

If anybody can find him, his Internet can.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Oh, yeah, yeah, they could. They could. Oh, goddamn, Pierre, man.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yo, I'm. But Joe. Joe is originally from Alabama. He just, you know, he's. He's. He's been. His formative years. I'm. Now I'm Claim. Where I'm from. Them. That thing ain't right, though, you know? Who doing all this. Come on, now. Oh, man. Wyoming. We got what you call. They got this. They got what you call them, the stats. Hey, you know, y' all know where I'm originally from?

[Stephen A. Smith]

Where you.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Where are you originally from? You know. You know, I spent a little time in Alabama. Yeah, I was born. I was born in Illinois. Oh, you born in Illinois. Wow.

[Stephen A. Smith]

What a time.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Hey, brother from Delaware. I can help you out. Get on the sparks. I mean it. It. Whatever you got, you reach your full potential. Isn't that what it's about? Yeah. Now, I ain't gonna say it's gonna be like Pierre. I ain't gonna say it gonna be that.

[Stephen A. Smith]

But.

[Shannon Sharpe]

But I'm just saying.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Am.

[Shannon Sharpe]

If prescribed new sexual health patients get 15 off their first order of rose sparks on a reoccurring plan. Connect with the provider at Ro Co nightcap to find if the prescription roast sparks are right for you. There it is. Right there. Right there on your thing. You see it Right there. Delaware. We can help. That's all I'm saying. We can help you. Oh. Show them things work, ojo.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Oh, yeah.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Oh, absolutely.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Hey, listen, Joe. I popped one on the show. I popped one on the show. You hear me? I probably wanted to show the other, I think for two weeks ago, you know, before. Before we started. Now, you know, we go about two hours. I wanted to make sure that thing marinated. I want to make sure.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Hey.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Make sure get to the blood, you hear me?

[Shannon Sharpe]

But I'm telling you, boy, look here. I get on that spark in there like swimwear.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Hey, hey, Joe. I let that thing marinate the whole show, Joe, you hear me? Sis was up there. She. You know, she waiting. She ain't had no idea she was sleep. Joe, I tell you no lie. I lie for you before I lie to you, Joe. Right? What? It's a good thing she had insurance. You hear me?

[Shannon Sharpe]

Cut up. You cut up. Yeah.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Hey, Unc. Boy, she hit. She touched every corner. In every corner. Every corner in the house,

[Shannon Sharpe]

man. You ain't supposed to do mama like that.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Oh, no. Oh, no. Sometimes.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Oh, you gotta let.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Sometimes you gotta. Yeah. Give. Give a good understanding because I'm kind of. Kind of. I'm kind of on the old side now. I'm kind of on the old side, so I can't get up. I can't. I can't get them kind of performances all the time, right? Once every six months. I had you thinking,

[Shannon Sharpe]

Uncle Joe.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Once every six months.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Back in. This is a different type of enhancement enhancer. But it was like it had to be 2003, 2004. I'm still about. I'm still good, Joe. I'm still good.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Yeah.

[Shannon Sharpe]

So, you know, I will. You know I'll be. You know, I want to. You don't show her what? What? Over. I already know. I'm chilling. Walk up in that thing. You know what I'm Saying, yeah, I put it on her. I put it on a good job. When I say I put it on her. Yeah, I put it on her. Now, see what I'm gonna see you. I said, I'm gonna come back. But, you know, I went back the second time, Joe. I ain't had that in my system. It wasn't the same kind of theatrical performance that I had before. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? And the first one, it was probably like a Denzel or Tom Hank. Yeah. Or Daniel Day Lewis perform it. One of those performances. This last one probably was like a Tom Green or David Spade type of performance. He one of those. You know what I'm saying? Hey, so I called him. I called, you know, I said, hey, you know, I said, you know, what's up? You know, say, you know, can I come back? You know, when can I see you again? She say, when you free? I said, well, you know, I. I work. Work around your schedule. She said, what about Friday? I said, okay, I'll see you Friday. Joe, I swear, right hand of God, she say, bring that dick you had the first time, okay? What a God, Joe. I swear to God. Hey, hey, See, let me tell you something. See, that what you get when you lay your best pipe down in the rent house. You know, you don't plan on buying it. You just plan on renting it for a little while. Hey, but. But you got to make that first impression because you never know if that's gonna be the first or the last that it might be it you. You want to show out there. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Hey.

[Stephen A. Smith]

Hey, boy. Boy.

[Shannon Sharpe]

So, hey, Joe. I got you. I got you, Joe. So you just make sure you open the trophy. I promise you, in two weeks, you'll see another trophy sitting on the mantle. Another one.