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Joe Johnson
Hello, it's your favorite sports funk here. Don't forget to hit that subscribe button to join the fastest growing community on YouTube. Remember, Nightcap doesn't happen without you, so please subscribe or you're gonna make Ocho cry. But first Joe, what's up baby? How was that Magic City? You know Hawks, you know, how was that thing. Hey, hey, hey, hey. That thing was jumping off the wall but o bogus as hell for what he Damn Joe. Ah, damn that. Damn that Ocho. Go ahead Joe, give me Joe, give me the now look, look, look, look, look. I understand, I understand your baby girl, you know her birthday but hell, you knew her birthday was a month ago when you started hollering this shit. Talking about tell myself hey man, let go to Magic City, Joe come to Atlanta. You ain't nothing but get him Mind you, mind you, mind you. We was all on Night Cap the night before the game, I'm like, oo, I'll come swoop you up from the airport, bro. You, I'm throwing this out there because if you want to flake, I'm giving you some opportunities to flake. You know what I mean? He said it. Holler.
Ocho
What?
Joe Johnson
He said holler. I'mma be the aim, but I'mma be there. I'mma get my workout. I'm gonna go eat my breakfast. I'm gonna go do soccer at 9 o', clock, and then I'm gonna head to the airport. 45 minutes to an hour.
Ocho
So boom.
Joe Johnson
Look, all I got is this word. That's all I got. I ain't got. That's all you got, Joe. All I got is word. So, boom, the next day come, I set it up, you know, the game at seven. So I set it up for five o'. Clock. Me go get me a little chop, you know, give me a little haircut. Yeah. Oh, hey, hey. Ocho say if his feet ain't on the wood, the tickets ain't no good. So I'm making sure you. Yep, I'm making sure he good. So I'm like, let me get a little cut. Cause they probably gonna have us on the. On the big. Yeah, they gonna close up. Close up. Yeah. I mean, camera right down there on you, Joe.
Tab Ramos
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
You know, they got TI in there before them. You know what I mean? What is it gonna be? All right. Hey, mind you, the house on a nine game winning street. I'm like, boy, look, hey, this is gonna be a good game.
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Joe Johnson
And the Orlando Magics was on a winning streak too. They had won like six or seven in a row. They did. Oh, yeah, this gonna be a good game. Boy, me and Ocho picked a hell of a game to come through. I'm getting my haircut. It's 5:30. My barber say, shout out to my boy Mario. My barber say, hey, man, you think OO come? I say, yeah, last night he said he coming, but it's 5:30. I ain't heard from OO all day. So. Hold on. Joe, Joe, Joe, before you go any further, you. You mean to tell me the game is at 7? Yeah, it's 5:30. You getting the cut. And you have not heard from oo because that's not kind of the message that he relayed. Oh, but go ahead, Joe, tell me. My bad. My bar would say, man, you think Ocho's coming? I said, he said he come. He told Me, last night, he come, I just talked to him. So I said, yeah, boom. I said, you know what? Let me hit him. I'mma tell him I can send him his ticket electronically. That way when he get here, he can just go to the game. Just come on in there. I be already sitting down, chilling. Cause I like to get there early, you know, I can go in the back, holler at the players, holla at Dominique for about 10, 15 minutes. Yeah, yeah. I like to walk around, man. Ocho hit me back. He said something about his producer, say he got something. I stopped reading the message. I said, oh, this nigga. No, Joe, you stopped. You didn't read the message all the way through. Joe, he flaked on me. He flaked on me so bad. It's 5:30. Look, now I'm on my way, headed to the arena. My barber, he ain't never even been to an NBA game. So I could have took him with me. Oh, you know what I mean? He could have sat on the floor with me. We could have been. You know what I mean? I said, dang. I thought about that the whole night. I said, dang.
Ocho
Hey, that's how you.
Joe Johnson
So. Whoa, whoa, Joe, before you go any further, before you tell any more of the story, so you got an unused ticket that you had to pay a considerable amount. Now, I call. I got a buddy that worked in the Hawks, and those tickets, what they run. So listen. So typically, normally when I go to halls games, you know, sometimes they'll hit me up. They'd be like, oh, we got some floor seats. You know, they'll give them to me. I typically don't have to pay for them. But for tonight, the Magic City night, it's a hot commodity. Everybody trying to come, everybody want to go. So it was hard to get the tickets, so I had to jump through a few hoops. You hear me? Yeah, you did.
Ocho
How many. How many hoops you had to jump through, Joe?
Joe Johnson
You know I had more than one.
Ocho
Let me. Let me know how many hoops you had to jump through. I could make it. I could. I could make it.
Joe Johnson
Right now, we ain't. Well, that's. That's beside the point, Ojo. You know what I mean? All you had to do. Hey, look, look, look. The next day when you got up, you could have hit me and be like, aj, I ain't gonna move. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Joe, Joe, before you tell any more of the story, you mean to tell me the next day, the man ain't hit you still? Nah, I Had to hit him at 5:30, man. I hit him 5:30 and he game. I'm like, damn.
Commercial Narrator
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Ocho
So you talking about the same day?
Joe Johnson
No, I'm. So let me ask you a question. Did he. So he sent you a text? He didn't actually talk to you, right? No, I text him. I'm like, hold on. You had to call him? Yeah. It's 5:30, UNC game at 7. I ain't heard from him all day. Hey, hold on. Let me make sure I'm getting this right. Cause maybe something got lost in translation. You remember that movie Lost in Translation? So maybe I'm revisiting that. It's nostalgic. I'm having a nostalgic breakdown.
Angela Yee
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
You mean to tell me a man that put in a request for floor seats in a month in advance, You, Joe Johnson, and the Hawks love you like the Broncos, like the Bengals love Ocho. You Normally, sometimes they call, say, hey, Joe, would you like to come to the game? We got some seats available. Boom. But in this situation, it's a hot ticket. Everybody wants to come to Magic City because no matter what the NBA and others think, Magic City is a. Is an iconic. It's a. It's a. It's. It's historic when it comes to Atlanta. Yeah. So you had to do a little bit extra in order to get these, even though you are ISO. And you are a, a, a, a, A Atlanta Hawk legend. Yeah. So you mean to tell me the game's at 7 5:30? You haven't heard? You call him? Yeah, he didn't. Hold on. Did you? So he. So he pick up the phone. Okay. Hey, Ojo, what's going on? We going to the game. I got the tickets, so this.
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Joe Johnson
So I'm Ocho, you Joe. Hey, what's up, Ojo? What's going on? Hey, hey, you want me to be me? Yeah, I want you to be you. Hey, hey, I got these tickets, bro. The game started at 7. It's 5:30. I can see, man. My producer, man, my producer told me that I got something. That I got something. I got to go out of town for tomorrow, Joe, so. Yeah, Joe. I ain't gonna be able to make it, Joe. I'm sorry, bro. Yeah, yeah, I like that.
Ocho
Hey, I like. I like that story.
Joe Johnson
Hold on. Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, hold up. Before you go, did he mention anything about a birthday party? No, no, he didn't say nothing about no birthday. Oh, Lord have mercy. Chad. I'm gonna let Joey.
Ocho
I'm gonna let him.
Joe Johnson
Did you hear that? Hold on, hold on, Wait a minute. Yo, I want you to go to the farmer because I got to set this up for the chat because they was all on me because he said it was his daughter's birthday right now. His daughter plays tennis. Yeah, his daughter's been playing tennis for a number of years. She's in a tournament that. Last I checked, Joe, they just don't spring tournaments up. Say, hey, we got a tournament, a tennis tournament happening this weekend. Anybody wants to play tennis, they're welcome to come, right? Also, his daughter's 1112 years old. She's been having the same birthday for 1112 years. Yeah. So a tennis tournament for which you knew you were going to have a birthday. The tennis tournament weekend. Normally the people have it the week before. Normally people. Sometimes there's anomalies. People normally have birthday parties on the weekend. Friday, Saturday, Sunday, because you can get more people to come. People don't normally have birthday parties on a weekday. Normally. I say normally.
Ocho
Hey, so it's spring break, but go ahead, keep going. I can't hear you.
Joe Johnson
I can't hear you. We can't see you. We can hear you. So. But Chad, he told us that he told you it was his daughter's birthday and he was gonna be unable to 10 because the party got moved up because there was a tennis tournament that this weekend.
Ocho
All right, I'm looking at the test message. I'm looking at the text message right now. And Joe, Hey, Joe. Hey, come on.
Joe Johnson
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We got to fix the camera. We got to fix the camera because the people want to see you. People want to see you. People want to see you. So hold on, Joe. So you call him at 5:30. Yeah. The game. So unless. Unless he's at the airport driving, cuz it gonna take. It. It gonna take him at least an hour. Yeah. Just to get to the arena from the airport and get through that traffic and get. There you go. So by the time he sit down, they probably throwing the ball up. Hello. Hello? Probably throwing the ball up. Hello. Look, but go ahead, go ahead, Joe. I'm. I'm sitting. I'm sitting in the chair. He about to get. He about to get ready to take the cape up off me as I'm sitting there. That got me a fresh little cut, you hear? Oh, I know that thing. Fresh. I said, man, let me make sure this joker, you know, Come on.
Ocho
Y' all done?
Joe Johnson
Yeah, man. We would like for you to turn the camera back on. That's what we like to do. That's what we would like.
Ocho
I didn't even know my camera went off.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, you know your camera went off. You have absolutely knew your camera went off because we missed you.
Ocho
I'm sitting here talking. I'm sitting here. I'm sitting here listening to y'. All.
Joe Johnson
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Look, at the end of the day, bro, just have accountability, man. You know what I mean?
Ocho
Let me know when y' all done. You heard me.
Joe Johnson
Hey, I ain't got nothing to do with it.
Ocho
Hey, let me know when y' all done.
Joe Johnson
If I got to do with it. My name. My name's Shay, and I ain't got. I ain't came to play.
Ocho
Hold on, hold on.
Joe Johnson
So if the floor is yours, don't you.
Ocho
Hold on.
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Ocho
Let me. Let me get to this real quick. Hold on.
Tab Ramos
Let me get.
Ocho
Let me get y' all together real quick.
Joe Johnson
Don't. Don't be calling your baby mama.
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Ocho
I ain't gonna do that.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, don't call the co parent. We don't. There's certain terms, Joe, that we try to stay away from because they're not politically correct, and we don't want people talking about Ocho. And Joe, they using terminal nightcap talking about baby mamas, so you don't have to call your co parent.
Ocho
All right, hold on.
Angela Yee
There it is.
Ocho
There it is. Hold on, hold on. Yeah, let me get. Let me get y' all together real quick. But we're gonna have a good one tonight, bro. Yeah, we're gonna have a good one.
Joe Johnson
It started off great.
Ocho
Yeah, I like it. I'm gonna let y' all have your little fun.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, Joe. But. Okay, so, Joe, you get your haircut. Yeah. Take the cape off. You headed to the. You headed to the game? Yeah, like, yeah. Oh, the g O gonna be fit this thing. I'm looking fly, looking down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ocho
Y' all finish. Y.
Joe Johnson
Hey, y' all finish, man. Let Joe tell his story.
Ocho
Oh, three times already. You keep going back. You keep going in circles.
Joe Johnson
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We listen to you tell your story the other night. You told your story four times.
Ocho
I didn't. I told it one time.
Joe Johnson
Uhuh. You kept telling. Hey, hey. Everybody else told me, hey, but oo, did you take accountability, though, bro? Like, okay, that's it. Hey, look, look, look, hey, look, look. Cause if you ain't take. Hey. Because if you ain't take accountability, I don't say I can't hang with you, bro. For real. I. I can't I can't. I can't be rolling.
Ocho
That's fine. I hang by myself anyway. I'm good.
Joe Johnson
Hey, hey, Joe, Joe, your boy coming down there. We good, we going. All right, bet. Let me know, man, let me know. Let me know. You already. You already know.
Ocho
Hey, Joe, Hey, I didn't try to talk to Joe already. I told. Hey, Joe, you, you get on me. You get on. You get on me, you know, but listen, but listen, listen, listen, listen to me real quick. Listen, my baby, when you hit me, why would my baby all day. Now listen, check me out, right? I told Unc, I say, man, listen, what would BM say, boy? Listen, I need you to readjust what you got going on. The baby has a tournament coming up. Not only does the baby have a tournament coming up the weekend, it's the Miami Open. So I'm going to be taking my baby to the Miami Open. So you readjust what you got to do because I need you this day.
Joe Johnson
So what's the Miami Open? Hold on. Was she playing in the tournament?
Ocho
Tournament in the morning and then they go from the tournament, they play in to the Miami Open to meet the players. She. They cheated the same.
Angela Yee
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
Oh. Oh, so. So let me ask you a question. When. When did you realize that she had a turn a tennis tournament on the
Ocho
weekend, but she moved what she wanted to do with the baby with me on Monday. She. She moved it and I didn't know, she didn't tell me ahead of time. And the fact that it made it inconvenience. Well, actually, because it's the baby, it's not inconvenience. So whatever I have to do, right? I can't do it. I can't do it.
Joe Johnson
So you. So you didn't realize. You didn't realize that you had made play. So you didn't call. You couldn't call Joe that morning. So when did you find out that she needed you to make the rearrange?
Ocho
Early, early in the morning about 8 o'. Clock. 8 o' clock call. Listen, we come, we coming down. I need you. Boom, we went to the nail place.
Joe Johnson
Boom.
Ocho
We going to ride. I had to go ride horses by that time. We locked in, having a good time. We Dave busters like, God damn, I ain't gonna. It's kind of messed up. And then when Joe hit me, right?
Commercial Narrator
Boom.
Ocho
Doug and Ryan hit me too. Hey, listen, we need you to get on the flight Tuesday morning at six o', clock, right? Hey, Joe, you know I do my. Got my soccer podcast, right? We got an opportunity to meet with the MLS commissioner so you can sit down and talk to him about X, Y and Z, how you got a job, whatever. So that's why I'm in New York now. Boom. So that I had to do that Tuesday morning. My flight was at 8:00 in the morning. I ain't leave here until 2.
Joe Johnson
Right.
Ocho
Because all the flight. I don't know what's going on with flights and airports right now, but I had like a seven hour delay.
Joe Johnson
Boom.
Ocho
So it was, it was a rough. It was a rough two days for me. Now y' all jumping on me, getting on me, snapping on me.
Joe Johnson
Hey, hey, Joe. But I'm looking at the Miami Open schedule. They've played the Miami. They've been playing the Miami Open for the extended period of time and it's been on the schedule for at least two years. Is that if, if, if this is what their. The website is saying now, if that's a lie. The website doesn't have to do anything.
Ocho
We do the same routine every Miami Open.
Joe Johnson
Exactly. So you knew the Miami Open that you was going to have to. You knew your daughter was going to be going to the Miami Open before you made the trip, the plans with
Ocho
you have to do with what I'm talking about.
Joe Johnson
You made it seem like the Miami Open just, just like you're going to get this tournament.
Ocho
We normally have the party on the weekends, right? Are you listening to me or not? But there's a. There's a tournament this time this weekend.
Joe Johnson
But the tournament, the Miami Open, is always around your daughter's birthday on the
Ocho
fucking weekends this time because she had the tournament to play. Are you listening? She had the tournament to play this time on the weekend. She moved it up on a Tuesday because the kids are on spring break. So it was different this year.
Joe Johnson
So when did you realize that your daughter's birthday wasn't gonna be on the weekend, it was gonna be on a weekday.
Ocho
She told me we're moving everything on Monday morning when I woke up. What was problem? Is there a problem with that?
Joe Johnson
Okay, now, do you enjoy?
Ocho
Not because me and Jordy talked about it. You keep instigating it.
Joe Johnson
We just tried to get clarification.
Ocho
Ocho, I didn't talk to Joe already. Now, what's gonna happen is.
Joe Johnson
Will you talk? Will you talk to Joe?
Ocho
What you mean? I talked to Joe today too. And yesterday twice. You know, I say, Joe, listen, listen. If you need anything, let me know what I owe you back. Both you. I'm gonna get it to you you hear me? Whatever. Whatever. Whatever that would cost. I got you the money.
Joe Johnson
Ain't the problem, though. That money ain't even the issue. You know what's the issue, Joe?
Ocho
What's the issue?
Joe Johnson
What's the issue? The issue is when you got your. When you got your ass up and you knew you weren't coming to Atlanta, you should have been. Hey, Brian, you want to fight, Joe, Let.
Ocho
Let me know. Yeah.
Joe Johnson
Hey, we can go. Hey, give me three minutes with him, un. You can rep it all I wanted three minutes. Three minutes. I'mma have them gloves. I'mma have them gloves for you when you see me.
Ocho
Matter of fact. Matter of fact, from. Hey, it's on site, Joe.
Joe Johnson
Hey, Lance. I'm gonna be ready. I'm gonna be ready.
Ocho
That's the one thing I know I could do. I could whoop your ass, Joe.
Joe Johnson
I bet you crazy.
Ocho
Okay.
Joe Johnson
Hey, I like this. I like.
Ocho
As a matter of fact, uncle you laughing, you gonna get your ass whooped, too.
Joe Johnson
Hey, man, Ojo, I don't want. No problem, man. I'm combining my business. Hey, it's cool. Hey, it's cool. I'm gonna give you three minutes. It ain't gonna even take that long for what I gotta do with it
Ocho
ain't gonna be no three minutes, Joe. It's gon it, boy. You hear me? It's gonna be. I'm gonna jump on your ass like a chicken on the June bug. Joke.
Joe Johnson
The problem is you're gonna have to take one or two of these just to even get up here. That ain't gonna be enough. You talk about Carissa, Jake, Paul Logan. Paul. Damn them you got. ISO. It's me and you. Hey, three minutes.
Ocho
Hey, it's gonna be longer than three, boy. You hear me? But hey, I'm gonna take.
Joe Johnson
Hey, all right. Three minutes. I'm gonna keep them around three minutes just to give. Just to get the people in the chat, just to give them something to watch. Jay Paul Logan.
Angela Yee
Paul.
Joe Johnson
Cliff Paul, Chris Paul. ISO and 5. Hello. Hello.
Ocho
ISO going to sleep, right? You hear me? ISO going to sleep.
Joe Johnson
The Miami, Ohio Redhawks. I thought you said we were. We ain't done.
Ocho
Because y' all kept going. It's my turn. Hey, but hey, I love y', all, man. I love.
Joe Johnson
Hey all. Joe say he wanted. Joe say the money I don't want no. I don't want no roi. I don't want no return on investment. All I want this man to do is accept accountability. Did you realize that early that morning that your girl that Your co parent had called you and said that there been a change of schedule. You should have. The next call you should have made. Hey, Joe, check this out. My baby. My co parent called me my baby's birthday. Normally we celebrated on the weekend. He had to do all that. He had to say all that. All he had to do is say he was. He can't make it. Just leave it alone. Just leave it alone, bro, because you already finna catch your ass with me behind. It ain't what I was trying to do. I was just trying to hear me.
Ocho
Can you hear me, Joe?
Joe Johnson
Go ahead, man.
Ocho
Anything, anything you ever need from me, Joe. I got you. Joe.
Tab Ramos
Huh?
Joe Johnson
I still want my three minutes, though. Yeah. I want my face. My. I want my face.
Ocho
Whatever you want to do, homie.
Joe Johnson
Whatever you want to do. Yeah.
Ocho
Hey, run my baby, Joe.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Commercial Narrator
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
Hey, hey, hey. I still love you like cousin.
Ocho
Hey, Joe, when you lumped up, I don't want to hear no excuses. Talking about, oh, I would tie. Oh, my knee hurt. I don't want to hear none of that.
Joe Johnson
Hey, hey, hey, hey. I'm coming from right here. I ain't got to go all the way back here. I'm coming from right here. Yeah, okay. All that. All that. Yeah. I just want you to know.
Ocho
Yeah, you okay?
Joe Johnson
I just want you to know. Yeah, you think it's play. Hey, Joe. That's what I'm saying. He think. Cause you don't really do no whole lot of talking, you don't talk loud, that he just gonna run through. Joe, hey, I said, man. Joe, quiet. I said, you gotta watch them quiet ones now.
Tab Ramos
Quiet.
Joe Johnson
You know why? You know why we quiet? Cause see, once we get going, we can't turn our damn self down. That's why. That's why I let Joe with Joe say, hey, oh, let me run this. Go ahead, go ahead, take the floor, Joe. I don't say nothing. I'll let it happen.
Ocho
Joe. I tell you this. Whether you loud, whether you quiet, when it comes to your goddamn hands, I'm gonna put him on you. I don't care who it is.
Joe Johnson
Okay? I want to see. I want to see. Okay,
Ocho
you're gonna be Ray Charles. You ain't gonna be. See these hands.
Joe Johnson
Three, three minutes. I'm just keeping you around so the people can have a little fun while. Hey, hey, you remember when Florida fighting that little YouTuber with the ring. Hey, hey, did y' all see the thing? Did you see the fight today? The guy, I. I guess he's with his girl and the brother has slapped him in front of his girl. He sent his girl home. He came back, he said, catch this. He. He lumped over up. Yeah, called his girl FaceTime. Said, look at him, baby, he leaking. Hey, hey, when I seen that, I said it to you. Oh, child, I said it to you. I. I straight up thought about oo as soon as I seen. I said, man, dude came back standing on business.
Tab Ramos
Hey.
Joe Johnson
Oh, dude was a little bigger than he came back. He said, no, I want the fan, homie. Oh, they got the toucho. He said, oh, I like. He said, I like you even more now. Hey. He said, I ain't got no gun. I ain't got no knife. He said, bro, I ain't on no Jackie Chan. I ain't on. I ain't got none of that. He said, I'm gonna throw these hands on.
Ocho
Yeah, that's what's gonna happen to you right there, Joe.
Joe Johnson
Well, I sure thought about you when I seen. I said, oh, I'm here. I'm here, Ocho. Just like this here. I mean, you got Ocho. Do you know how. How. How far you got to go to get Joe out of character? Do you know how long it took us to get Joe to open up?
Ocho
When Joe around me, he gonna open up anyway. This me, you know, it don't matter how shy you are. You know how.
Joe Johnson
How much you don't talk.
Ocho
I' ma get it out of you just like I'm gonna get this ass you got.
Joe Johnson
The man want to put hands on you, Ocho.
Ocho
That man want to put hands on you, Joe playing What?
Joe Johnson
How you gonna get up in. How you gonna get up in here? I got a big cage, too.
Ocho
My hand is registered in Vegas.
Joe Johnson
I don't give a damn what they rested at. How you gonna get up in here?
Ocho
You want me to take your hat?
Joe Johnson
How you gonna get up?
Ocho
I'm gonna press you, Joe, with a high guard. Joe, you're not gonna know, and that's what I'm saying.
Joe Johnson
You're gonna have to eat one or two of these. One. I'm gonna put you.
Ocho
How I'm gonna eat How I'm eat them if I'm blocking everything.
Joe Johnson
Joe, you ain't gonna be blocking nothing here, all right?
Ocho
Matter of fact, I'm gonna be out there on the palace at your front do.
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Joe Johnson
Hey, you know what?
Ocho
Hey, this is why we the best. This is why we the best. Hey Joe, you know this is.
Joe Johnson
Cause we hold. We hold each other.
Ocho
Not only that, hey, let me. Hey, hold on. Not only that, but can't nothing else out there touch this. Not even close. You're not, you're not, you're not understanding.
Joe Johnson
You Hear me?
Ocho
We ain't got to talk. Hey, we ain't got to talk about nobody. We ain't got to create no controversy.
Joe Johnson
We gonna be on. Hey, Joe. We gonna be on camera. We go. Hey, hey. Oh, did you, boy? Uncle ISO at the game, man. Wish you, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ocho
What game y' all going to?
Joe Johnson
No, we a telling you. We ain't telling you. We ain't telling you.
Ocho
I'm gonna probably be at the cigar ball anyway. It's cool. It's cool.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, you see?
Ocho
It's cool. Hey, y' all gonna leave me for real?
Tab Ramos
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, man. I had the mayor at the game.
Ocho
I know the mayor.
Joe Johnson
Andre Dickens. We chopping it up and everything. Talking about the house and everything. Trying to do around Atlanta how they fixed Atlanta up. I'm trying to introduce you to people, man,
Ocho
out here like you trying to get me indoors. I ain't really been in before, huh.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, that's all I'm saying, man. Just. Hey, hey. It's 2026, Ocho. All that flies. We ain't doing accountability in 2026.
Ocho
Make.
Joe Johnson
Hey, hey. You know.
Ocho
Hey, Joe. Make sure you account for these hands, then, Joe. Make sure you account for these hands you about to get.
Joe Johnson
I'm three minutes, bro. And that's just to keep you around, so. So chat can. You know, they can have a little fun.
Ocho
I want you to think it's a joke until you touch this goddamn jab, huh? When I hit you, your nose and it start bleeding. I don't want to hear nothing, bruh.
Joe Johnson
Bruh. He said, hey, you gotta get inside. Ojo Jose got them. He gotta. He gotta take one or two of these just to get. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And one of them gonna sleep.
Tab Ramos
I don't.
Ocho
I don't even sleep at night.
Joe Johnson
I seen that chin, that little glass chin you got. Well, I already know what's going on, Joe.
Ocho
Come on, Joe. Yeah, come on, bring it, Joe.
Joe Johnson
As a matter of fact, hit Netflix, man. Get us on the Pack Yard Mayweather undercard. We'll open it up. We'll be the first fight. I don't give a damn. Ain't nobody in there. I'm whoop his ass. Hey, Joe, get us on. Joe say he want to be on the undercard. Put us on the undercard, man. We. I'm. I'm tell. That don't be talking about weight. You know how bad it got to be. Joe say he don't even want to do the one on one tournament. No 303 no more.
Ocho
Want to get his ass whooped in front of the world. That's on him.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, let's do it. Might as well do it on Netflix. Let everybody see it. Hey, up.
Ocho
See it? They gonna see it.
Joe Johnson
Joe.
Ocho
You see? Hey, go see what you.
Joe Johnson
Joe. Ocho. Who you think the better singer is out of YouTube? Oh, man, I'm killing Ocho. You can't see me. You can't see me in it. So we got. So we gotta have. We're gonna have to have nightcap outside karaoke night. All right. Hey, Chad, boy, I'm put on a real show. You hear me? I promise. A mean demonstration. A mean demonstration. Right hand.
Ocho
Yeah, right hand. Right hand. He got to understand, man. I was in choir growing up. I wasn't just in the choir. I'm not part of the group. I'm leading songs.
Joe Johnson
Oh, you leave Ocho.
Ocho
How great thou heart near the cross Amazing grace, blessed assurance. That's me.
Joe Johnson
Somebody help him. Oh, Joe, you hear it? That man say blessed assurance. Jesus is mine. Ocho. Ocho. First Baptist in Higgins, man. Little Rock, Arkansas. Reverend Payne.
Tab Ramos
Huh?
Joe Johnson
Man, I. I was in the choir. My grandma was a leading single, man. Oh, you hold up. You was in the big choir? The junior choir, man, I was in the big choir. So listen, I got two. I got two. I got twin cousins. They're a year older than me, and they love to sing and dance. So my grandma was like, I'm gonna put y' all in the choir. And she said, I'm gonna put your little quiet ass in there, too. Talking about me. So, boom, I get in the choir. I get in the choir. I'm talking about Ocho, Unc. I'm talking about red robe and everything. Walking down the aisle and everything. Oh, you walking out of swag. Coming out of the aisle. Come on, man. I'm telling y'.
Angela Yee
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Joe Johnson
That's why God don't play by me. But listen up. Listen to the story. So I get. We get in the choir, and I'm standing next to my grandma, like, best friend. Her name Fred Lee. So we started singing. I'm lip singing. I'm like, man, I ain't. You know, Grandma already got me up. I'm just gonna lip sing, man. After church, I hear me, Fred Lee, tell my grandma say, that boy ain't over there singing. He. He be lip singing when he up there. So the next Sunday, she was like, you gonna stand your little ass by me? And if you don't say nothing, I'm gonna pinch you, boy. She had me up in there singing my Butt off, Uncle Ocho, you hear me?
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Joe Johnson
I'm telling you, man. First Baptist and Higgins, man.
Ocho
Hey, hey. See you. Sounds about. He talking about when he was a little kid. Uncle Joe, he talked about. He was a little kid. You got to understand. Listen, for me down there in Opalaka. Newburgh, Back to church, okay?
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Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Ocho
Hey, hey, Pastor Victor T. Curry, man. I sang in the senior choir. Hey, uncle, did you tell him about me and Mrs. C. Yeah, Mississippi Mass Choir. I got a duet with the legendary mosque.
Joe Johnson
Hey, hey. That man can't see me, bro. Real talk.
Ocho
Oh, I'm telling you, man. Hey, Joe, my. You know what I'm killing with? I got a song with Mosey Burks called I Ain't Tired Yet. Rest in Peace. She's not here to sing her part.
Joe Johnson
I' ma sing it for them, okay? You ain't no ways tired, ho.
Ocho
Hey, anything having to do with church music, gospel, old traditional hymns, I open
Joe Johnson
that thing up with a prayer. Yeah.
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Joe Johnson
Hey, Chad. Hey, Chad. Hey, Chad. I'mma watch this dude on me. You hear me? I'mma watch him. I promise you. You can't see me. Y' all don't go let that prayer die. I already know it. I already know it. I already know it. I've been praying, man. I've been praying. Hey, Barney Porter said. Hey, one of y' all boys. Hey, one of y' all boys lead devotional service. The other one, go pray.
Ocho
Hey, I'm gonna hit him with one of them Reverend James Cleveland songs. You're gonna be done. Hey, uncle, you know. You know about Benjamin Cole? You know who Benjamin Cole is?
Joe Johnson
I don't.
Ocho
Yeah, okay.
Joe Johnson
You only go if you don't know James Cleveland. You don't know the Five, the Alabama. The Five Blind Boys, Andre Couch, Mahalia Jackson. Yeah, yeah. Shirley Caesar in the Upper Room. If you don't know.
Ocho
Come on, man. Hey, Uncle's me. I know all that.
Joe Johnson
I grew up on that work cut out for you. The man said he grew. He grew up. Hey, hey, light work, man. Light work, Chad.
Ocho
Okay. Let me tell you. Hey, God, don't play by me, boy.
Joe Johnson
Oh, yeah. Y' all know I bring. I'm bringing greetings from Mount Zion Number One Missionary Baptist Church.
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Joe Johnson
Reverend J.E. clark was the pastor. Reverend Moses Carter. Okay, Dr. Benjamin. Okay, so I bring greetings.
Ocho
Matter of fact, it's so funny. You know how I know?
Tab Ramos
Joking.
Ocho
My cousin, one of the best gospel singers of all time, Leandria Johnson. Ask about me because we sing in the choir together.
Joe Johnson
They Say them Johnson can sing, though. They say them Johnson normally be able to sing. Now, I don't know. I don't know if the Johnson, that tree or the other tree can sing, but they say them Johnson is this tree.
Ocho
I don't know what branch he from, but I'm from the singing bridge, man.
Joe Johnson
That little weak ass branch you on. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something, partner. Look, that ain't gonna. That ain't gonna fly over here, Ocho. I'm telling you, you gonna lose this battle, partner.
Ocho
No, Joe, you're not beating me singing. You can't out talk me, boy. This is what I do. You know what I'm have. We got to get my cousin, Leandre Johnson.
Joe Johnson
Go, go, go get your cousin. Line it up, man. Line it up. Karaoke. We're okay. We'll have karaoke outside and let chat. Let Chad watch me watch this. Dude,
Ocho
You don't even sound copy.
Joe Johnson
Are we singing anything? We singing just gospel or we singing whatever? Oh, no.
Ocho
Gospel. Gospel. Gospel. Gospel.
Joe Johnson
All right.
Ocho
Yeah. That's what we talk about, right?
Joe Johnson
Yeah. I'm anointed. I don't know what's wrong with you. Anointed?
Commercial Narrator
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Ocho
No. You a backslider. This ain't what you want. Hey, don't get me started, man.
Joe Johnson
All right? I'm just letting you know, partner. Like, I don't know what you think it is, but, like, God took his time with me, man. I do a little bit of everything. That's all I'm saying. And you can't beat me.
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None of that.
Ocho
Hey, hey, hey. I'm hitting with that mighty cloud. Hey, I'm. Hey, I'm gonna sound like Joe Lagon on him.
Joe Johnson
The body. Clouds of joy. Boy, my grandfather loves somebody. Clouds of joy. The Alabama. The five Blind boys from Alabama. James, Cleveland and Mahalia Jackson. Boy, you couldn't tell my grandfather nothing about no Mahalia Jackson. My number thinking. I think that was his mom. I think that was papa's mama's name. Mahalia. Hey. Hey, Uncle. You wasn't in the choir. They met you? No, I was a junior deacon. Oh, okay. Okay.
Tab Ramos
All right.
Joe Johnson
I mean, I was in the choir. I was in the back, man. I. Back there fooling around, man. You know, we had to do everything. Yeah, yeah. You know, my grand. My grandmother was the mother of the church, so we had to cut the grass. We had to get out there early, make sure everything was set up and do all that, you know, we. Barney point. Hey, bro, you had to do everything. Like, I Said we probably four, five years old, had an Easter speech. It ain't no happy Easter day. I don't know what y' all looking at meek for. I just come to say happy Easter day. Marty Porter was playing that. Well, you had a long ass beat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ocho
Hey, hey, hey. I'm starting to think. Joe, Joe, Joe ain't telling, bro. Watch this. I'm. I'm a testing. Hey, Joe, you know who Dottie Peoples is?
Joe Johnson
Dottie Peoples? No, I don't know who that is.
Ocho
Dorothy Norwood is, bro. What?
Joe Johnson
What, what? What? Is this why I'm getting quiz off of what?
Ocho
What, what about the Dixie Hummerbirds?
Joe Johnson
Yeah, nobody thinks of birds. He bought Kirk Franklin. Ty Tribut. He more than he know. Probably more than him. Now, listen, just cause I don't know them people, that don't mean you can outsay me, man. That's all I'm saying.
Ocho
You ain't no singer, man. Joe, I grew up on this, Joe.
Joe Johnson
Well, I tell you what, you know, I'm a brain.
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When y' all get done singing, I'm gonna braid the word. I'm gonna open the door to the church. You know what I'm saying? I'm gonna open the doors of the church. Now, y'.
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Joe Johnson
Hey, come on now. I know y' all came in there with some money. I don't want to hear that. God don't like. No, don't put no change in the pan. Cause God don't like noise. You know, the last thing you want. He rested on this on Sunday. Yeah, he did six straight days he worked. So on Sunday. Don't. Don't disturb him.
Ocho
Hey, I got one more for him. If he don't know. If he don't know them, I don't even want to talk no more. Joe, what you know about the canon spirituals?
Joe Johnson
I don't know nothing about them. Ocho.
Ocho
Hey, I want you to let. Hey, this your homework for the day, Joe. I want you to listen to the canon spirituals, right? And song Heavenly choir, huh? And that's what I sound. You sound like listen to the can spirits and play the song heavily. Choir, huh? That's me.
Joe Johnson
Cause you know a. I know y' all go to a lot of these church. We ain't got no. We ain't got no big congregation. We ain't got no two services. We ain't got no 15,000, 20,000 congregation. We ain't got but 150. Maybe that's on the fourth Sunday on Pastor's anniversary. A Church anniversary. Most of the time we got a hundred people or less. But hey, yeah, hey, go break it to you now. I'm gonna give it to you now. Y' all still got a building fund? Sure is.
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Joe Johnson
we ain't gonna get it finished, but we got it.
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Joe Johnson
yeah. They've been having a building for us since I was eight years old. I'm like, damn. Yeah, they add two. They add two blocks every year to. Every year to it. That's it. What are we building? Right? Does anybody know what the building is going to be for?
Ocho
Windows. To get. To get the colorful windows.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, look, we did. We did put a. They put like a stove and refrigerator and stuff in there. We. They did do. They did do that.
Tab Ramos
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Joe Johnson
You know. You know.
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Ocho
You ought to put back some memories now.
Joe Johnson
Different.
Ocho
Hey, Chad. It's another song. The Florida Mass Choir. Florida Mass choir. The song is called Storm Cloud Rising. Georgia Mass Choir. Oh, man, it's so.
Joe Johnson
It's so a lot of choirs, but the Mississippi Mass Choir is probably the most well known Mass choir.
Ocho
Absolutely.
Joe Johnson
Go listen to that song. I'm pressing on. I got a mother there, got a father there and I'm just trying to make it in Just trying to make it in so I'm pressing on. Oh, man. We had a lady named Ms. Margie Bird. Yeah, man, that lady get up there, she starts. Yeah. That gold tooth in the mouth. And she stopped, right? Yeah, yeah. Hey, Margie, break it back one more time. And she stand back up. She had a quieter. Stand up with her. Man, I'm getting chills just thinking about it. Boy, that lady could say.
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Joe Johnson
Lord have mercy.
Ocho
She could say, you know what I like, too, about the Mississippi mas choir, Uncle Joe. I mean that probably. If you'd have to go back and listen to some of the albums, the last song on that album, there would always be a reverend by the name of Benjamin cone. Benjamin Cone Jr. And my favorite song is one called the Birds. One called Pull the Wagon. And he tells a story, but he's talking and he sounds almost like James Earl Jones. So you know the kind of voice
Joe Johnson
you talk about, that baritone voice.
Ocho
Oh, man. Man. Hey, Joe, you don't put back some memories.
Joe Johnson
That lady sang that, so. Bad joke, man. I swear. I. I just want to hear him sing, man.
Angela Yee
Oh.
Joe Johnson
Oo, man, I was in church least three, four days out the damn week, man. Oh, yeah, you had to go. Yeah, my grandma.
Ocho
My grandma was an Eastern star, man.
Joe Johnson
Bible study. You had Bible study. Choir rehearsal. Choir rehearsal. You had A once. Every other, like every other we have like deacon, we had like the junior deacons. We had to get there. And I do. It is like we had to take a. We had to do because we have. Okay, who is your. Like my grandfather. So you get baptized. You want somebody? Who do you want to be your deacon? You had my uncle, Uncle Joe Hope Hagen, my grandfather, Mr. Leo Austin. He, he passed and turned it out to, uh, his son. And so, you know, we, the duties. If somebody was sick that day, we'd have to take, you know, we'd have to take their place. We have to go around because we see who's on their roll. Okay, you do $1, $2 for the, for the week. Ah, man. Hey, my grandpa was a deacon and an usher. Yeah, man. Hey, well, I couldn't be no usher. They staying too long, man.
Ocho
You want a junior? I was a junior deacon. You were no junior deacon.
Joe Johnson
I was. I had to be out. My grandma made us be all that, bro, we had to be there. I'm telling my. Listen, bro, we would get to. We would get to church at 8 in the morning. Sunday school start by 8:30. We started the little Sunday school. Then you go to church, man, we don't get out of church about 4 o' clock in the evening. Yes. Hey, by the time we get out of church and look, until we get out of church, don't we get to the parking lot. She gonna spend another hour in the parking lot talking, talking. They at the court hooping. Grandma, I'm trying to get home, man. Hey, Sunday, good bump, boy. Hey, I was always late to the court on me. We got that Sunday school started at 9. It started at 10. Granny get us there at 9 o'.
Ocho
Clock.
Joe Johnson
Now mind you, we done cut the grass. We done went there. We done got there Saturday and did everything, went on, cleaned everything up. And because you know, my grandmother was the mother of the church, she had to bring the wine. She had to bring the wine and the crackers because it's gonna be communion. We already did that. Well, you know, Barney, let's go make sure, make sure. We just left. What happened? Did the rats. Did the rats get drunk and eat the crackers? You covered it up. We don't need to be there. Oh man. So from. So we get there at 9 o'. Clock. Sunday school don't start till 10. From 10 to about 11:30, we in church, you get like 15 minutes and then all of a sudden they start saying and they gonna start. We got it from 12 to 3. Yeah, maybe 12 to 3:30. Yeah, especially if it's some anniversary deacon at deacon anniversary church anniversary pastor anniversary deacon. It come on, you on program. And then other churches gotta come. And so you there, bro. Listen, get out at 3, y' all be back at 5:30 because you got a program going on where two or three other churches gonna come and they're gonna be, oh my goodness. Hey Ocho.
Ocho
Hey.
Joe Johnson
I, my, my, my two cousins, my twin cousin that's a year older than me. We always in the choir, but I got one cousin, man, just a year older than me. So if he 11, I'm 10. He catch the Holy Ghost every Sunday. So look, I used to tell my grandma, I say, grandma, don't put me by Derek. Cause the boy gonna, he gonna catch the Holy Ghost. And I can see it when it's coming. So I used to have a talk to him before we get the trade. Man, don't come into church with all that today, bro. All that flopping around holly. Cause you want people to fan you off and all, man. Come on, man. Yeah, hey, hey, I'm talking about every Sunday, man. I'm asking the man when we get in the car, I'm like, man, how is you catching the Holy Ghost every Sunday like this, man? I don't understand it.
Ocho
Hey, hey, hey, chat. But hey, y', all, y', all, y' all got, y' all got, y' all got my memory going.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, my grandma, my grandma lay play that now as we got a little. As I got a little older.
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Joe Johnson
She's like, you know, we play like. But she hey, as long as I, as long as I was there, yeah, I'm going to church on Sunday. Yeah, but see, I didn't mind going, cuz guess what? My brother left. That means I got to drive. So I got to grab GR to the church as your boy, drive like you drive like you got some sis. I'm like, granny, you ain't got no license. You don't know if I'm driving good or bad. She over there putting like, boy, slow down. You ain't. This ain't driver's air, Grady. You ain't got no gas pedal or no break on your side. That's the first thing they do when they ride with you. Well, slow the style down. Tell you how to drive. And my grandma ain't. My grandma ain't even never sit. I've never seen my grandmother sit on the driver's side. And as she got older, once I really started driving and drive a car, my grandma go get in the back seat. I like. Granted, this Ain't no taxi get in the front. Oh, no, I don't.
Ocho
I don't think people. People don't.
Joe Johnson
I think they did tell you turn your blank on. Granted, I'm a mile away from supposed to go. I ain't turning no blank on right now.
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Joe Johnson
You see that stop sign up there? Yeah, yeah. But we go, we gonna put this thing together.
Ocho
Every morning I roll out of bed. When I roll out, the left side or the right side, I say me a prayer. So every time I walk up and I pray, I'm always safe.
Joe Johnson
God, you don't get out the same side of the bed every morning, huh? You don't get out the same side of the bed.
Ocho
Now, sometimes I roll to the left. I roll to the right. It depends on what side she on.
Joe Johnson
Oh, okay. Yeah, I get on the same side. It don't matter. Me, too. No, no. Hell no. I'm sleeping.
Ocho
God damn. What size bed y' all got?
Joe Johnson
All right, now, I'm just saying who. Who sleeps in the middle of the bed? I sleep on one side.
Ocho
No, I don't sleep on the edge of the bed because I might fall out. You don't. You don't. You don't toss and turn.
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Ocho
Yeah, yeah, I see my beds. I got a twin. What's besides y'?
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All?
Ocho
Bed.
Joe Johnson
Oh, man, stop. I got a king bed. That man got a king. What you. What you sleeping on a full size. A twin.
Ocho
I got a. I got a twin.
Joe Johnson
Boy, you ain't had no twins since you was in college. You ain't exactly.
Ocho
Time out. Hold on, hold on. I'm not playing. Wait, y' all got king size bands, man?
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Yes.
Ocho
You know how much that cost?
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Yeah.
Joe Johnson
Oo. I. I got to have a king size.
Ocho
Oh, but Joe, you.
Joe Johnson
Joe, you probably got a California king. Your feet be hanging out the bed, Joe. There you go, baby. There you go.
Ocho
Hey, hey. King. Hey, listen, the king bed costs so goddamn much. I just got. I got the cheapest one, and then you know how much a mattress is.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, you don't have to buy no mattress. You don't have to buy no mattress but once every 10 years.
Ocho
Yeah, they made a Posturepedic mattress. Man was like $4,000 for a king bed. I'm like, oh,
Joe Johnson
my mattress. I got one of the mattresses, Ocho, that read. It'll tell you how long you slept, how long you was in a deep sleep, how long you was in the rim. If your bed get hot, it'll cool it down for you. You can make adjustments. You Got.
Ocho
Huh?
Joe Johnson
You got one of the memory phones over there? No, I got one of, you know, one of those. One of them old space age beds.
Ocho
Hey, hey, hey. What they would they run? How much would them run?
Joe Johnson
A little something, you know. A little something, you know, they come in twin. Hey, what? Hey, hey, Ocho, why you be trying to act like you can't spend 4, 5 grand on the bed, man?
Ocho
I ain't spending no joke.
Joe Johnson
Hey, hey, hey, Joe.
Ocho
On the bed. Joe.
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Who do that?
Joe Johnson
Look, look, come on, man.
Ocho
You ain't doing nothing but sleeping and shagging on there anyway.
Joe Johnson
That's what I'm saying, Ocho. I better. Tell me how long I was in a rim sleep. It'll tell me how long I was in a deep sleep. It'll tell me how. How long I snored. It'll say you snored 35 minutes last night. You snored 50 less than normal. Yeah, yeah. It'll tell you what time you fell asleep.
Ocho
I have a question. Even if that bed has all those features and has all those amenities that it comes with, I'm sure it costs a pretty penny. What are you going to do with that information?
Joe Johnson
5,900. That's how much the bed cost. What you mean, Ocho? What you mean, what I'm gonna do with that information? It'll tell me.
Tab Ramos
It.
Joe Johnson
It. Guess what it says your best time to work out is between the hours of 1 and 5. You don't take the morning.
Ocho
Your body. Your body will tell you that. Your body.
Joe Johnson
Exactly. It's telling me, but that's what it's telling me. It's the same reason they put all that stuff in your shoulder pads. And, and they track everything that you do at practice now, right? You dehydrated. You need more hydra. See? Hey, the more information you have.
Ocho
Hey, you. You want me. Want me to tell you Want me to tell you why they track everything now? Because they understand, see, their pros and their cons of that and them tracking everything they understand. When you get to a certain amount of mileage, yeah, this car, he ain't no more.
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Ocho
That's all it is. They try to. They try to make it seem like it's a good thing, but they tracking all this stuff where his speed ain't what it used to be. Yeah, we might need to watch him. It's about. We might want to get rid of him and get something good for us.
Joe Johnson
They put it in your pads, Ocho?
Tab Ramos
Huh?
Joe Johnson
They putting that in your shoulder pads?
Ocho
Yeah.
Angela Yee
And.
Ocho
And the catapult you know, the catapult thing? Yeah, yeah, man.
Joe Johnson
And the bed, you know, I like it to be about somewhere between 66 and 68 degrees. So, you know, as you lay down, I'm a the bed, my body temperature, I'm like, my body temperature is hell. So it'll cool it down. So it might start at 72. And it say, you know, we made 34 adjustments last night to your bed. Be at my feet, be at my back. Be it if I'm on my side. Be it if I'm laying on my stomach, it doesn't matter. It'll automatically adjust. Oh, I got a damn boo boo. I give you a cool. I give you a clue.
Ocho
I'll be that all. That's so unnecessary. I do just fine. Let me tell you something. Stay with me real quick. Stay with me. Joe. Joe. I got a twin bed, Joe. It cost me 2200, Joe. I got a mattress, memory foam, parcipedic. It cost me 800, Joe. That's fine. You talk about your bed heating up and getting cold and doing this and doing that. I don't need all that, Joe. I put my AC on 65 degrees and I leave it. I'm good.
Joe Johnson
Well, I'm good. I gotta do all that. The bed adjust for me. It cooled down for me. I ain't got to do all that. Hey, you boys sleeping like polar bears? Unc said, hey, Joe, you gotta get hot. Oh, yo, you get hot, you gotta kick your leg out from under the COVID or throw the club off that. I ain't gotta do none of that. I ain't gotta do none of that.
Ocho
That's normal though.
Tab Ramos
That's.
Joe Johnson
That's nor that, nor that. Hey, me, I pull the covers up on me.
Ocho
Nah, see. Hey, you, you. You live, you live in a different time. You trying to live like the Jetsons. I don't want to live like the Jets. I wanna live like the Flintstones.
Joe Johnson
I already live like the Flintstone for 20 years. I ain't trying to live like that again. Right, right. I'm good. I don't have pallets on the seat on the floor. I don't slept on those cast iron bed.
Ocho
I'm good.
Joe Johnson
I' ma sleep good now. Oh, yeah. Hey, hey, Ocho. Sleep is important, brother. That's, that's, that's. Hey, look, that's how you might recover, man.
Ocho
Hold on, I. I'm good, Joe. I don't go nowhere. I know about sleep. If it wasn't for the show, remember, I'm asleep by 9:30 at night I'm up at 5am every morning. I'm in the gym at 7am I sure wish.
Joe Johnson
I sure wish I could go to bed at 9:30 at night.
Ocho
You can if you stop partying.
Joe Johnson
Hey, you remember what happened Monday night?
Tab Ramos
What?
Joe Johnson
1:30. I seen you. Yeah. What time did we. Come on, ocho. It was 10:45 here. It was 1:45 there.
Ocho
Yeah, we didn't get off till 3 in the morning.
Joe Johnson
Exactly. And guess what? Guess what else, Ocho? I had to get right back up and catch a flight. Right, and go to la.
Ocho
Okay, see that's. That's what I call dedication. Because I was up too.
Joe Johnson
Oh yeah, for sure.
Ocho
Yeah, I was up to. Hey, Joe, it was three. We got off the show. I. Joe, I swear for God, My clock said 3. 3:23.
Joe Johnson
I already know.
Ocho
I went. I wasn't tripping. I was feeling good too, because I took a nap earlier today. Yeah, I took a nap earlier.
Joe Johnson
No, I can say I. I had to cut them naps out because you can't sleep at night. I can't sleep at night.
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Published: July 27, 2026 | Hosts: Shannon Sharpe (“Unc”), Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson (“Ocho”), and Joe Johnson (“Iso Joe”)
This episode is a spirited, teasing-filled “best of” collection focusing on the legendary playful feud between Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson and Joe “Iso” Johnson. The core drama revolves around Ocho flaking on a planned outing with Joe at a high-profile Atlanta Hawks game, leaving Joe stuck with an expensive unused courtside ticket. The hosts dive into hilariously detailed blame-swapping, hold a mock “accountability court,” and cap it all with an extended riff about church choir memories, childhood, and, of course, who would win in a hands-throwing contest. The friendly but fiery banter showcases the chemistry and deep personal histories of these sports icons.
Quote:
“Hey, look, look, look. The next day when you got up, you could have hit me and be like, aj, I ain't gonna move.” – Joe Johnson (08:38)
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“I told Unc, I say, man, listen, what would BM say, boy? Listen, I need you to readjust what you got going on. The baby has a tournament coming up... Not only does the baby have a tournament coming up the weekend, it's the Miami Open.” – Ocho (15:50)
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“The issue is when you got your ass up and you knew you weren't coming to Atlanta, you should have been. Hey, Brian, you want to fight, Joe, Let. Let me know.” – Joe Johnson (20:10)
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“That's the one thing I know I could do. I could whoop your ass, Joe.” – Ocho (20:37)
“Matter of fact, it's on site, Joe.” – Ocho (20:30)
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“I was in choir growing up. I wasn't just in the choir. I'm not part of the group. I'm leading songs.” – Ocho (35:14)
“Let me tell you something, partner. ... You gonna lose this battle, partner.” – Joe (40:09)
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“You live in a different time. You trying to live like the Jetsons. I don't want to live like the Jetsons. I wanna live like the Flintstones.” – Ocho (62:52)
“Sleep is important, brother. That's how you might recover, man.” – Joe Johnson (63:20)
| Timestamp | Quote | Speaker | |-----------|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|-------------------| | 08:38 | “All you had to do ... the next day when you got up, you could have hit me...” | Joe Johnson | | 15:50 | “I told Unc ... readjust what you got going on. The baby has a tournament coming...” | Ocho | | 20:10 | “The issue is ... you should have been. Hey, Brian, you want to fight, Joe, Let.” | Joe Johnson | | 20:37 | “That's the one thing I know I could do. I could whoop your ass, Joe.” | Ocho | | 21:00 | “It's on site, Joe.” | Ocho | | 35:14 | “I was in choir growing up ... I'm leading songs.” | Ocho | | 40:09 | “Let me tell you something, partner. ... you gonna lose this battle, partner.” | Joe Johnson | | 62:52 | “You trying to live like the Jetsons. ... I wanna live like the Flintstones.” | Ocho | | 63:20 | “Sleep is important, brother. That's, that's... hey, that's how you might recover.” | Joe Johnson |
At its heart, this episode is about true friendship: the ways friends challenge, roast, and hold each other accountable—all with a foundation of loyalty and love. Through sports beef, old-school upbringing, and generational differences, the warmth and relentless humor make “Nightcap” a must-listen for fans of sports and Black culture alike.