Best of Ocho vs ISO Beef Part 2: Ocho FLAKES on Iso at Magic City night, Ocho's EMBARRASSING Celeb Hoops performance

Summary

Nightcap – "Best of Ocho vs ISO Beef Part 2: Ocho FLAKES on Iso at Magic City night, Ocho's EMBARRASSING Celeb Hoops performance"

Hosts: Shannon Sharpe (Unc), Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson (Ocho), Joe Johnson (ISO Joe), Pat McAfee
Date: July 27, 2026

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Episode Overview

This electric, banter-packed episode highlights the ongoing beef and rivalry between Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson and “ISO” Joe Johnson, blending playful trash talk, sports storytelling, and competitive side-bets with laughs. The trio, joined by Pat McAfee, review Ocho’s latest (embarrassing) celebrity basketball game clips, trade barbs over athleticism, and escalate fake feuds about everything from pickup basketball to fishing and eating wild delicacies, all while recapping a brutal NBA playoff blowout. The energy is unfiltered, the jokes nonstop, and the competitiveness off the charts.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Ocho’s Celebrity Hoops Humiliation & Denial

[04:10–06:00]

• Pat McAfee cues up "more footage" of Ocho playing at a celebrity basketball game, setting the tone for tongue-in-cheek laughter and mockery.
• Joe Johnson and Pat roast Ocho’s missed layups and basketball “skills,” repeatedly playing back a missed shot:
  • “That man didn’t touch the rim.” —Pat McAfee [04:54]
  • Ocho argues, laughs, and claims the footage is "sabotage."
• Ocho: "Y'all trying to sabotage me and make me look bad. Cause I'm black." [06:07]
• Classic Ocho: refuses to admit any blame, doubles down:
  • “I was looking like Kyrie right there, boy. You saw that filet?” —Ocho [05:30]
• Teases promise of future redemption on the soccer field.

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2. Boasting: Ocho Claims He’s Better at Soccer Than Football

[06:32–12:14]

• Ocho declares he’ll prove his greatness in an upcoming celebrity soccer match, saying he’s “better at soccer than football,” which blows Pat and Joe’s minds.
• Pat: “You was better at soccer than football. So it should be even easier, right?” [10:28]
• Ocho insists his NFL success came because of footwork learned playing soccer, and brags he could “come off the bench for Madrid right now.”
• Pat and Joe roast the claim, comparing Ocho to Messi, Haaland, and Suarez:
  • Pat: "You do realize that Ocho is one of the best receivers? You do realize that, right?" [10:59]
  • Ocho admits: “I was all right.” [11:15]
• Light-hearted bet emerges: Will Ocho get two goals against the Italian pro team Cagliari?
  • Joe: “Let’s bet it. Only thing I can bet you is ass whooping. That's what we can bet.” [12:41]

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3. Trash-Talk Escalates — Bets, Brawling, and Pool Table Antics

[13:00–18:17]

• The banter shifts to Ocho and Joe exchanging challenges about soccer, brawling, and who would win a real fight (with Pat cheerleading).
• Notable Quote:
  • Ocho: “I'm not even gonna ball up my fist. I'm gonna slap him. Open hand.” [15:13]
  • Pat: “Damn, Joe, that's the most disrespectful thing you could do to a man.” [15:13]
• Trash talk about physical fighting morphs into jokes about needing a waiver, “registered hands,” and “choosing violence.”
• The chat poll: 74% favor ISO Joe, only 26% for Ocho [19:31]
• Ocho blames bad voting:
  • “That’s how the person who got in office got in there now. Cause they always picking the wrong shit!” [19:47]
• Running gag: Joe refuses to pay Ocho gambling debts, promising retribution and hinting at backyard brawls and home invasions for his winnings.

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4. Atlanta Hawks’ Historic NBA Blowout — Joe’s Pain, More Bets

[20:35–29:53]

• Pat delivers a detailed recap of the Knicks demolishing the Hawks in the playoffs.
• Joe, rooting for the Hawks, wallows in the loss:
  • “Man, why even talk about this? The damn game over in the first damn quarter.” [21:56]
• Loser’s mood: Joe again refuses to pay Ocho their bet, joking he’ll “rob” him instead—keeps the violence motif rolling.
  • “I ain’t paying nothing. And when I see you, I might rob you, partner.” —Joe [22:12]
• More threats and fake bravado:
  • “If you don’t have me my money in 24 hours, it ain’t gonna be some furniture moving, you hear me?” —Ocho [23:26]
  • “You’re gonna have to get this back in blood, partner.” —Joe [24:04]

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5. Sportsmanship, Competition, Everyday Skills – Ping Pong, Pool, Axe Throwing

[41:01–66:26]

• The trio debates who’s best at ping pong and pool:
  • Joe claims real pool shooters need gloves; Ocho scoffs, saying true players need no accessories.
  • Pat and Ocho both needle Joe to pay up on lost bets.
• They challenge each other to axe throwing, dart competitions, fishing—each claiming childhood or Cub Scout experience gives them the edge.
  • Ocho: “As a Cub Scout, we did axe throwing, right? You do know that, right?” [62:09]
  • Dusty boasting about pulling washing machines, fishing catfish in Cincinnati with Carson Palmer and T.J. Houshmandzadeh, and scrubbing socks by hand.

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6. Wild Eats: Who’s Got the Strongest Stomach?

[75:02–83:41]

• Debate shifts to “real” (often Southern) delicacies like catfish, Rocky Mountain oysters, possum, and raccoon.
  • Ocho protests: "What is there that we're gonna eat that I haven't eaten before?" [76:01]
• Ocho talks a tough game about eating anything, but Joe and Pat rib him for having a “weak stomach.”
  • “You think cause you eat a lot of booty that your enzymes... but that ain't how it work, Joe.” —Pat to Ocho [75:53]
  • Belly laughs and disbelief at talk of eating “bull dick and onion” with jokes that their show is now the top Google result for these search terms [80:41]
• Southern food memories and nostalgia: smothered pork chops and vinegar pig’s feet, with Pat reminiscing about Colorado eateries known for testicles as "delicacies."

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7. ISO Joe’s Injury Update: Out for Big 3 Season

[48:17–50:55]

• Breaking news: Joe Johnson announces he's out for the Big 3 basketball season with a torn patella tendon.
  • Honest, somber reflection:
    • “My bounce back just ain’t what I thought it was gonna be... it’s probably the most catastrophic injury I’ve ever had.” —Joe [48:51]
  • Talks on single-leg strength tests reveal a big imbalance; he estimates 3–4 months until full recovery.
• The others clown Joe for ducking competition, but assure him there will be more opportunities—"the smoke still there, partner!" [57:44]

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• Ocho (on missed layups): “I was looking like Kyrie right there, boy. You saw that filet?” [05:30]
• Pat (after Ocho’s missed layup): “That man didn’t touch the rim.” [04:54]
• Ocho (on playing soccer): “Honestly, right now, I could probably come off the bench from Madrid right now.” [08:35]
• Joe (on fighting Ocho): “I will whoop his ass, boy... I’ll put a mean demonstration on this boy.” [17:02]
• Pat (on the chat poll): “Who you got, Ocho or ISO? 74 got ISO, 26 got Ocho.” [19:31]
• Ocho: “You gonna learn by playing with the greatest athlete of all time, man.” [67:25]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Time | Segment | |---------|-----------------------------------------------------| | 04:10 | Ocho’s embarassing Celebrity Basketball footage | | 06:32 | Ocho: “I’m better at soccer than football” fight | | 12:41 | Ocho & Joe: Bet on goals, “ass whoopin’” wager | | 15:13 | Ocho: “I’ll slap him, open hand” trash-talk | | 19:31 | Chat poll: ISO 74%, Ocho 26% | | 20:35 | Recap of Knicks’ blowout of Hawks | | 23:26 | “If you don’t have my money, it’s furniture moving” | | 41:01 | Pool table, ping pong, axe throwing challenges | | 48:17 | Joe Johnson injury, out for Big 3 season | | 57:44 | “The smoke still there, partner!” | | 75:53 | “You think cuz you eat… that your enzymes…” | | 80:41 | Google “bull dick and onion”—Nightcap top result! |

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Tone, Style, and Vibe

The episode is fiery, playful, and relentlessly funny. Ocho’s delusionally confident claims are consistently undercut by Joe’s dry shade and Pat’s rapid-fire ribbing. They bounce from sports to cards to life skills, flexing their competitiveness and camaraderie. The dynamic is equal parts roast session, old friends’ reunion, and no-holds-barred sports radio—a must-listen for fans of trash talk and sports culture.

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Who Should Listen?

Nightcap shines for fans who love athlete personalities, spicy barbershop talk, and sports debates that never take themselves too seriously. If you miss the unfiltered, after-midnight locker room energy of ESPN’s early days, this is your new favorite episode.

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For reference: Skip the advertisements, intros, and outros—the real sauce is in the laughs, ego battles, and brotherly ribbing between these sports legends.

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[Pat McAfee]

Before we get to the next topic, Ocho, you were right. There was more footage of you playing in Tease celebrity basketball game. Guys, let's take a look at this footage.

[Joe Johnson]

Let me see. Man, Ocho been crying about Ocho.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Oh,

[Joe Johnson]

What happened? Hey, hey, hey, hey. Here you go. This what we do here? Here. Hey, you smoke that one pot. This was on you. You had that one. Yeah, yeah, that went in.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

What y' all talk about?

[Joe Johnson]

No, it didn't, man. Come on, bro.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah, go ahead. What y' all looking at, Joe? Is y' all blind? No, play it again.

[Joe Johnson]

Okay. Man, what's wrong with this man? That man thing?

[Pat McAfee]

That man didn't touch the rim.

[Joe Johnson]

Ojo.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, y', all. Y' all must be blind, huh?

[Joe Johnson]

Ojo.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

It's going, going in.

[Joe Johnson]

Ocho. Come on, man.

[Pat McAfee]

Yeah, when somebody else hit it when somebody else shoot it, it probably went in. Not the one you. Not what you did.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Them six, eight fellas.

[Kohler Ambassador]

Be.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Be aggressive. Be aggressive.

[Joe Johnson]

Ryan, that guy, man, nobody even touched you. You took eight steps. Nobody touched you.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I took two steps, Joe. Don't play at me, Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

I'm saying nobody but you dribble from half court to the goal. Nobody even touched you. You smoked a layup, bro.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Oh, Joe. I was looking like Kyrie right there, boy. You saw that filet? My God, man, you saw the filet, Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

That shit pretty garbage.

[Pat McAfee]

And the. Man, you missed the whole rim, Ocho, I didn't. Yeah, you did. The guy came in and got the tip, bro.

[Joe Johnson]

Man, I'm thinking. I'm thinking. You saying. You saying there's more footage? I'm thinking we finna see this man getting down. Man, come on. That's what y' all showing.

[Tab Ramos]

I see.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I see how y' all do, y'. All. Where's the footage of the rest of the points I scored? That's what I want to know.

[Pat McAfee]

Oh, Joe, you do realize we're not in charge of the films, right? See, that's what they sent.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Y' all sat. And y' all trying to sabotage me and make me look bad. Cause I'm black.

[Pat McAfee]

See, that was easy.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, y' all might. You know what? Y' all might as well put on some white hoods. That's what y' all need to do.

[Pat McAfee]

Hey, what are y' all doing?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Me?

[Pat McAfee]

You don't need any help from Joe and I to make you look bad on the basketball court, man, you plenty good by yourself.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, matter of fact, you know what? Hey, Joe, you know. Hey, Chat, make sure y' all watching tomorrow, too. Now, you know we play tomorrow now.

[Joe Johnson]

What time y' all play?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

12:30. We 12:30 on ESPN. No, you got it. It's streaming. I'm gonna see the link. Hey, now, you wanna see ballin'? Now watch. Watch me on that goddamn soccer field.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, send me the link, bro. I wanna see what you gonna do.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey. Cause I listen basketball, you know I don't like that. You know how I feel about that. Now, that soccer field where I got

[Pat McAfee]

them feet from, Ocho, we saw you last year.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Last year?

[Pat McAfee]

What, have you gotten better in soccer?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I'm better at soccer than football. What are you talking about?

[Pat McAfee]

I get that, but I'm saying, are you better than what you put on display? Remember the last time we saw you?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

No, I don't.

[Pat McAfee]

At this very tournament, P. Mack did a bicycle kick.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Which one?

[Pat McAfee]

P. Mac did A bicycle kick in the same tournament. You remember that?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah, but what does that have to do with me being great?

[Pat McAfee]

Exactly. That's my point. I was expecting to see you do that.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

You telling me Pat McAfee doing a bicycle. He didn't do a bicycle. He passed it to somebody else. Did a bicycle?

[Pat McAfee]

Nah, he did the kick.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

No, he did not. He passed it. I'm trying to tell you,

[Pat McAfee]

he didn't take biases. He took it out of the air, somebody passed it to him, and out the air, he put it in.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

He was the one who assisted the pass from the right to the left. We gonna find it.

[Pat McAfee]

That's all right, Ash. Fitting to find it.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah, find it.

[Pat McAfee]

We fit to find it.

[Joe Johnson]

Ojo, what place y' all came in last year?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

That was year before last. That was two years ago. I didn't play.

[Pat McAfee]

That ain't what he asked you. He asked you what place, not what year, the place.

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[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I don't remember.

[Pat McAfee]

Nah, he don't remember now. He came in. Guess what you notice, Joe? You know what you notice? People don't remember when they. When they get first. Oh, we came in first. Hey, now, you didn't come in. I don't know.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, you do realize this ain't. This is all. These are all former professionals and professionals out here. This ain't. No.

[Pat McAfee]

You told me you a professional.

[Tab Ramos]

Huh?

[Pat McAfee]

You told me you might as well have been a professional.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I am. Right now. I could. Honestly, right now, I could probably be on. I could come off the bench from Madrid right now.

[Joe Johnson]

I'm talking about in. Raise hell.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

In raise hell.

[Pat McAfee]

Oh, Lord have mercy.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey. Hey, Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

What's up?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Watch my feet tomorrow, Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

All right? I'm gonna check you out.

[Pat McAfee]

Is the ball going in the net? All that feet. Ish. Ain't nothing. Cause how many times we done seen guys run routes and can't catch the.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, we're here.

[Joe Johnson]

Ball going in the net.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, Unc. Hey, Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

What's up?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Who had the greatest feat of all time?

[Joe Johnson]

They say. I think they say it's you, ain't it?

[Tab Ramos]

All right.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Just watch tomorrow, Joe, Okay?

[Pat McAfee]

You right, Ocho.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I know I'm right. I'm never wrong.

[Joe Johnson]

Huh?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I'm never wrong. I told you that. You be trying to tell me you loud and wrong.

[Pat McAfee]

Okay, well, where yours? Pull up Ocho's. We fit the fight. We fit to find your highlight.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I ain't had no highlights. I just told you the first game is tomorrow at 12:30.

[Pat McAfee]

You. Oh, Joe, I'm Trying to figure out a man say that he was better, he's better in soccer, at football. Now you talking about a man that was a six time Pro Bowler and a two time all Pro, right? He's better at soccer.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

That's trash. Trash, trash. I was a pro Bowler.

[Kohler Ambassador]

Huh?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

You hear me? I was a four time all pro because of the footwork that I learned from playing soccer. I'm not an interview.

[Pat McAfee]

So that should be able. You should be able to go out there, get us a couple of goals, get us a couple assists. That's all I'm saying.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Oh, I had three assists. But you know how, you know how hard it is to score? That shit ain't easy.

[Pat McAfee]

Hey, was it easy to score in the NFL?

[T-Mobile Advertiser]

Yeah.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Oh, for me? Yeah.

[Pat McAfee]

Oh, yeah, okay. But you said you was better at soccer than football, so it should be even easier, right?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

It's not. I'm just telling you. And it's hard for either one of you to understand. Anybody in the chat that actually knows the game, they know.

[Pat McAfee]

I mean, I'm looking at Messi, they like it look easy. All of them look easy. Lewandowski, it look easy. Suarez, it look easy. Mbappe, it looks easy.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Did you just Messi.

[Pat McAfee]

It looks easy.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

You do realize you're naming some of the best strikers of all.

[Pat McAfee]

You do realize that Ocho is one of the best receivers? You do realize that, right?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Did you just compare me to Holland?

[Pat McAfee]

Did you compare me to Holland?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I'm just saying, you just compared me to Suarez. We talk about legendary strikers. Like, stop playing.

[Pat McAfee]

Hey, I. You wasn't a legendary receiver.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I was all right. I was all right.

[Pat McAfee]

Now he all right. You see that, Joe? Now he all right.

[Joe Johnson]

I thought it was him. I thought you was him.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Well, you know, hey, my last name was him in high school. Hey, nah, nah, nah, nah. Joe. Yeah, you're gonna like it though. You're gonna like it. You're gonna like it. The only thing I'm actually good at is playing soccer. Ping pong pool.

[Joe Johnson]

I watch. I. I'll watch you in ping pong. No, I promise you that I will watch you. I will watch you in ping pong, bro. I'm telling you. I'm telling you.

[Pat McAfee]

Bad. This bad here. This man said he was better in football. He was better in soccer than football. I am. We can't get no, we can't get no go, so we should be able to at least get one goal.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

You should. You know, I'm gonna give you a brace tomorrow. I'm gonna give you two.

[Pat McAfee]

You Will give me two. What?

[Joe Johnson]

Two goals.

[Pat McAfee]

You will get two goals tomorrow.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I'm gonna give you two goals tomorrow, huh?

[Pat McAfee]

Okay.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, you know who we playing? Y' all don't know Soccer team we playing. Caglieri is a Italian team. From Italy. They flew all the way from Italy. They down here.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat McAfee]

Them boys should be jet lag. Y' all should run them off the field.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Are we playing? I'm playing with a team from. From Spain called Villarreal Yellow Submarine. Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey. I'm gonna keep it real. He ain't gonna get no two goals.

[T-Mobile Advertiser]

Let's bet it.

[Joe Johnson]

Let's bet it.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

How much

[Joe Johnson]

you bet his ass whooping? Cause I know you ain't gonna pay me if you bet his ass whooping. That's what we can bet.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, Joe. Would I pay you, Joe?

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, cuz. Well, our track record, our history is bad, so, you know. I understand that. So the only thing I can bet you. Only thing I can bet you is ass whooping.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, hey, Joe. Matter of fact, you know what? Hey, we got the legendary World cup goalkeeper, Pepe Reyno.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Y' all don't know who he is? I mean, maybe somebody in the chat might know. Y' all know Pepe Rayner, right? Those that watch.

[Pat McAfee]

I've heard of him. I don't know him, but I've heard of him.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah, he's not. That's our goalie. We got some good players, some really good players. These are former players that played at the highest level.

[Pat McAfee]

I'm sure they got some guys on their squad that are like you, right? That didn't play the game of soccer.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

No, no, no. Everybody's former players and some current academy.

[Pat McAfee]

So how you get on the team?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Because that's how good I am. What do you talk about? What you mean how, huh? That's what I'm trying to tell you.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey, hey, Oto, you think I'd be a hell of a goalie, you know, with my six, eight frame?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, Joe, you'll be like Courtois. Yeah, yeah. Nice and tall. But then it's all about angle, Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

It's all about angles.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah, angles. And making the goal small. Depending on what. Depending on where the threat is coming from. Yeah, Gotta shrink the goal the best way you can. You gotta be big, Joe. Make yourself big.

[Joe Johnson]

I could do that. I could do that. I know I could do that. I could be a hell of a goalie. I'll be stingy as hell. You won't get hitting no right.

[Pat McAfee]

Couldn't even get no goal. On Breonna Scurry. Ocho.

[Tab Ramos]

Huh?

[Joe Johnson]

Ocho, he couldn't get no goal. On who?

[Pat McAfee]

Brianna Scurry.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, hey, Joe, I swear, if. If when we come on the show tomorrow, we on tomorrow?

[Pat McAfee]

Yeah.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

If y' all don't watch the game and y' all can't tell me what I did, I promise, when I see y', all, it's on site.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, it's on site regardless, but. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We. I ain't gonna act like it don't exist. It exists. Yeah, yeah, it's on site. Me and you, partner.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, Joe, you sure you want to do that? You got a family and a wife at home, you know?

[Joe Johnson]

That's okay. That's okay.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Wait, why would you want to go back to your wife? Damn, Daddy, what happened to your face?

[Joe Johnson]

I know. They ain't gonna happen. They ain't gonna happen. I got something for you, though.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

And you got ice in your refrigerator.

[Joe Johnson]

Do I got ice in my refrigerator? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I just want to make sure. Cause you're gonna need it.

[Joe Johnson]

Okay?

[Tab Ramos]

Okay.

[Pat McAfee]

You gonna love him up, Ocho.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, hey. Matter of fact, I'm not even gonna ball up my fist. I'm gonna slap him. Open hand.

[Pat McAfee]

Damn. Damn, Joe, that's the most disrespectful thing you could do to a man.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Now, hey, hey, hey. I call it salt and pepper. I mean, I'm gonna bring. I'm gonna bring it east and I'm gonna take it west.

[Joe Johnson]

I'm gonna hit him square dead in his nose. Make his eyes water up his ass. Ain't gonna be able to see nothing. Yeah, yeah. He talking all this.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey.

[Joe Johnson]

Right in his nose. Yeah. Hey, Joe.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, hey, Joe, I hope you in shape, boy.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, boy.

[Pat McAfee]

Listen.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I'm put you through the blender, you hear me? Okay, I'll put you through the blender, boy.

[Pat McAfee]

Man, Ocho, all you got to do is tell the man that you sorry that you stood him up. And I'm sure, Joe. I'm sure, Joe, being the man that he is, damn. Now, like, you know what? Okay, it happened. Just don't let it happen again.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Matter of fact, I'm standing on business. I'm beat his ass.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, yeah. I want you to stand on business, partner, because that damn show what I'm standing on. You hear me? Yeah, yeah.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

See that joke, them 30 inch pythons,

[Joe Johnson]

okay, I see that.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Wrapping pythons right here.

[Pat McAfee]

You gonna choke him out, huh? You gonna choke him out, man.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Choke him out, man.

[Joe Johnson]

His little ass Ain't gonna be able to touch me.

[Kohler Ambassador]

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[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Joe. Joe, I got hand my hands registered. And don't try to sue me either, Joe. When I beat your ass, either. I know how y' all be. Y' all love. Y' all love to call the police

[Tab Ramos]

and go,

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

he touched me. Don't sue me.

[Pat McAfee]

Damn.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, do me a favor, half ass. Write up a waiver or something.

[Pat McAfee]

Oh, you want a waiver? You want Joe to sign a waiver?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

He the type to run to the police?

[Joe Johnson]

I will whoop his ass, boy. I'm telling you, Chat. I promise y'.

[Tab Ramos]

All.

[Joe Johnson]

Well, I'll put a mean demonstration on this boy. He gonna. He ain't gonna be. He ain't gonna say Joe no more. Hey, Joe, I got y'.

[Pat McAfee]

All.

[Joe Johnson]

Chat.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, Joe, you see how loose my shoulders is doing, huh?

[Pat McAfee]

He gonna say, J.J. huh?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Every time I hit you, I'm gonna say dynamite.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, uncle, it's gonna be bad when

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I'm done with you.

[Pat McAfee]

Three minutes.

[Joe Johnson]

All I need, three minutes. I really don't need that long. But I gotta keep them around for the chat so they can have a little fun with and make a few memes about them and all that.

[Pat McAfee]

That's all you need, Joe?

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Three minutes. Three minutes.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Damn. You're gonna be like Beasley the man.

[Pat McAfee]

They gonna put down a mean demonstration. A mean demonstration.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I'm having like Beasley tapping out.

[Pat McAfee]

Hey, we got. Who you got? You got Ocho, you got ISO. Man, we got one round. Three minutes.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

What round?

[Pat McAfee]

Yeah.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Nah.

[Joe Johnson]

And it don't matter what it is. I'm whooping his ass.

[Pat McAfee]

Nah, Joseph, that's all he needs. So that's all we putting up there.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, hey, Joe gonna be tired the first 30 seconds.

[Joe Johnson]

You crazy. Hell, my breath. Hey, hey. The best thing I got is my breathing. My breathing. How to be calm and relax.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Wait, this ain't yoga. This ain't yoga.

[Joe Johnson]

I already got you. I already got you. I already got you. I'm already in your head. I see it now.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, that's what I want you to think. I'm the trash talker. Joe, you're not the trash talker.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, yeah, but I could beat you at your own game. That's the thing, though.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

No, you can't.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, yeah. Hey, matter of fact.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, Unc. With every punch, I'mma talk to him. Didn't I tell you not to play? Hey, every. Just like my grandma used to do when she used to beat me. Every time that bell hit me, she was talking.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey, Chad.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

That's the kind of whooping you gonna get.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, Chad, I promise, that boy gonna be in a heap of trouble. You hear me? I got you.

[Pat McAfee]

They gonna put out a mean demonstration, man.

[Joe Johnson]

Well, hey, hey. You talking about creating some content? Oh, yeah.

[Pat McAfee]

You might need to put them cigars down for the next couple of weeks, Unk.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I'm in shape, Unc. I play. I play. I've been playing soccer the past what, 10 years? Every day, every weekend. I'm good.

[Pat McAfee]

I'm gonna run quick for the best interest. Ocho, look at the, look at the, the. The chat. What's the what.

[Joe Johnson]

What's the poll?

[Pat McAfee]

The results? Who you got, ocho or ISO 74? Got ISO 26. Got ocho.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey, hey, that ain't right. Hell, I'd be more like 95, 97. Hold on.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

See, that's the problem. That's the problem with the people that voting. That's how the person who got in office got in there now. Cause they always picking the wrong shit.

[Pat McAfee]

Nah, nah, nah.

[Joe Johnson]

Chad know. Chad. Chad know what's going on?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah. Okay. Hey, you see, you see that side frame? You see, you see all. You see all that?

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Understand what come behind that too, boy? Ain't none but pressure, you hear me? I mean, hey, hey, Uncle, I'm a pressure. Wash that boy.

[Pat McAfee]

The next segment is brought to you by Tommy John where comfort is the new power move. The Knicks pulled out the ultimate power move on the Hawks tonight, winning by the score of 140 to 89 in the close out their first round series. Joe, you can't say basket or ball tonight. The Knicks blitz.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

He can't say play.

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[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, hey.

[Joe Johnson]

On that hogs pack. This ain't number. Damn. Oh, Joe, this ain't nothing but a Little cigar are you smoking on that horseback tonight?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

How you feeling, Joe?

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, listen, man, why would you even gotta talk about this? The damn game over in the first damn quarter.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, first quarter. First five minutes Joey was over. Boy, I just want to know how you feel. Listen, before we even go on, huh? Before we even go on, you know what's up with that little money on you owe me, baby.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, man. Hey. Hey, you gonna have to call me Joe Shiest. That's how I'm feeling. Hey, I'm choosing violence tonight. I ain't paying nothing. And when I see you, I might rob you, partner. I'm telling you, that's how I'm feeling tonight. I ain't paying you nothing. Damn, that. I ain't paying nothing. Damn, that. Damn.

[Pat McAfee]

Joe said.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I ain't.

[Pat McAfee]

Joe got his shiesty girl o joke. He said he ain't paying you nothing.

[Joe Johnson]

They ain't paying him nothing. That's why I came in all black today. Yeah, I got my trigger finger.

[Pat McAfee]

Hey, hey, Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, Joe, you can't trace me.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, if you know it's good for you, you ain't gonna play with this one. I need my money.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, titty titty bang, bang, homie. We can do however you want to do it, okay? Yeah, okay. Yeah.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, Joe, I know you. I know you live at.

[Pat McAfee]

Now what?

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, pull up. Pull up. Hey, I'm the biggest house on the block, partner. Don't worry. I had a porch light on for you.

[Pat McAfee]

Okay, okay.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, I ain't paying nothing tonight.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I tell you what. I tell you what. Now you got 24 hours.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, listen, I got 24 hours.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Well, I tell you what, Joe. If you don't have me my money in 24 hours, it ain't gonna be some furniture moving, you hear me?

[Joe Johnson]

I hope all.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I hope all your affairs in order. You hear me? I hope your will isn't intact. Whatever you're gonna leave your kids, your

[Pat McAfee]

life is in order.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I tell you that. I tell you that much.

[Pat McAfee]

Hey, we ain't paying, Joe. And I refuse to pay.

[Joe Johnson]

I'm gonna leave the Porsche light on for you.

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[Joe Johnson]

You hear me? And I'm gonna be waiting for you, partner.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Okay?

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Pull up. You know my address, man.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, you. You think. You think it's sweet, huh?

[Pat McAfee]

Nah.

[Joe Johnson]

You're gonna have to get this back in blood, partner.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Okay.

[Joe Johnson]

Back in blood.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Okay. Hey, say less. Hey, say. Let's play,

[Pat McAfee]

Joe. Say Joe out the rip. So he ain't paying.

[Joe Johnson]

I ain't paying nothing.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

It's fine, because when I see him, it's on site. You hear me?

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, Chad chat boy. Hey. The Internet been on my ass for the past four hours. You hear me? They've been on me for the past four hours. It's cool.

[Pat McAfee]

But.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Pat McAfee]

Hey, Joe. So they've been champion on you. Make you don't even want to pay. So you decided you were gonna pay.

[Joe Johnson]

Call me Joe Shiesty tonight, baby. Yeah.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, listen.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, Listen what?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

In life. Listen, in life, sometimes we make bad decisions, right? In life, sometimes we make bad decisions. And sometimes, you know, the best experience in life, the best teaching life is I'm whoop your ass, Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, guess what?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, I'm go. Hey, I'm gonna turn your ass every which way but loose. You hear me?

[Joe Johnson]

Guess what? Guess what? I could deal with the consequences, homeboy.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

And you ain't gonna have no choice.

[Joe Johnson]

First and foremost, you don't have no choice. First and foremost, you can't whoop my ass no way. That's why. I see you again.

[Pat McAfee]

Joe said he ain't fair. Cause he know you can't do nothing.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey. Hey, Joe. Hey, Joe, you really. Hey, Joe, you really think it's sweet, huh?

[Joe Johnson]

It's cotton candy.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, Joe, you really think it's sweet?

[Joe Johnson]

It's cotton candy.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Okay. Okay, okay.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Hey, I ain't paying nothing. Damn. Now let's go, man.

[Pat McAfee]

What we doing?

[Joe Johnson]

What we talking about?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

All right.

[Joe Johnson]

Huh?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

All right.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, don't worry.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Don't worry about it.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I got.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I got some. I got some few. Playboy.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, it's okay.

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[Joe Johnson]

Hey. You thought they stopped making them when you got one?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I tell you what.

[Pat McAfee]

Y' all see what y' all turned Joe into. Y' all see what y' all came over here to think. Quiet. Said a few words. Not Joe looking to pull the scrap out.

[Joe Johnson]

Damn that. Damn that. Damn that. I chose violence tonight. This how I'm coming.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, I tell you what. Hey, don't you got. Don't you got Pilates in the morning, man?

[Joe Johnson]

Pilates, yoga. I'm in midtown, homeboy.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, you don't got. I know exactly where it's at. I know exactly where it's at.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Matter of fact, I meet you. I meet you at the door.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, 12 o', clock, noon. I'll be there. All you got to do is pull up.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, no, I'll be there.

[Joe Johnson]

Hello? Hello? I ain't playing no game. I ain't paying nothing.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah, I hope so.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, Get it in blood, partner.

[Pat McAfee]

See what you all for this. I believe you all for this chat. This is all your fault because y' all kept wanting Joe. Y' all talking about Joe bad job this, Joe that. And I see what y' all turn Joe into.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, for the past four hours, I've been getting my ass chewed out by my Hawks. They bet. So you know what? If we didn't win the game, we finna win the damn fight. I'm choosing violence tonight. Yeah. So, Ocho, however you want to do it.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, listen, not only did y'.

[Pat McAfee]

All.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Not only did y' all lose the game, you gonna lose the fight, too. You hear me? You gonna lose the fight, too.

[Joe Johnson]

You see, hey, you see, we. You see, we about had. We had big. Big Robinson up in there in that Ford Nelson about to put him in that headlock. Yeah.

[Pat McAfee]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

We gonna win something tonight.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, I don't. I don't know who that referee is. Hey, Joe. Hey, he needed. He need to simmer down a little bit. Now, I know he taking job really serious. I know he's trying to set the tone and show. Listen, I'm not going. I'm not gonna tolerate any of the.

[Joe Johnson]

The.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

The bull crap, any of the. The.

[Pat McAfee]

The.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

The extra stuff, you know, on the court. But, like, come on, man, we. We ain't come to watch you. We ain't come to watch you throw people out.

[Joe Johnson]

He tried.

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[Joe Johnson]

Especially that early in the game, he seen how chippy. He's seeing how chippy the game was. Ojo. He knew they see ref know if they don't step in right away, it gonna get out of hand.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah, all he had to do was give people warnings. You don't gotta throw nobody warning.

[Joe Johnson]

You see, you scored a game warning

[Pat McAfee]

ain't gonna do nothing. Ocho, they down 60. What the hell you warning?

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, what the hell?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

What a warning.

[Joe Johnson]

Now I'm ready to fight to get thrown out.

[Pat McAfee]

Yeah, we can't win the game. I'm with something. I'm gonna tear somebody ass up out here.

[Joe Johnson]

We finna win something.

[Pat McAfee]

Yeah, I mean, I turned the game on. It was like 51 to 19. I'm like, what the. What the hell is this?

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, I'm watching the game and I'm gonna tell y' all something. Man, I had floor seats tonight, and I couldn't go because I had something to do with my kids, Man, I'm watching the game, and I'm like, after the first quarter, hell, I'm like, damn, we ain't coming to play. We BSing, man. We were stuck on 15 them boy had like 51 to 15 or something like that. I said, damn. I'm thinking to myself, I'm like, I can't believe this. I see the crowd dead is on nowhere. I see people starting to leave. Man, you got all the celebrities in there. I'm like, oh, man, that one hurt, fellas. That would hurt. I ain't gonna lie. That won't hurt. I'm talking about the, the Knicks really just. They can't. Hey, they came with no mask tonight.

[Pat McAfee]

Yeah, yeah. They chose violence.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Pat McAfee]

I mean, I mean look at all these. Plus these. Minus 38, minus 43, minus 24, minus 29, minus 36, minus 44. This is. I mean, I don't. I don't even know. I've never seen anything like it. So I don't really know. I mean, Joe, you could speak to like in a situation like this. I don't know if you've ever been down that bad. I'm sure there have been some games that you've probably been down 20, 25. Maybe I'm in the 30 at the half, but down 50 at the damn half. What's being said in the locker room?

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[Joe Johnson]

Man, ain't shit. You can say, look at games like that. Coach don't even come in there and say nothing. Hell. Hey, what he supposed to say? Hell, the Knicks look like the 96 bulls. Damn. Bridges and Ananoly look like Jordan and Pippen out there. I'm like, damn, Bridges ain't had no good game the whole series. That man couldn't miss.

[Pat McAfee]

Yeah, 10 of 12, 2 or 2 from 3, 2 or 2 from the free throw line. Cat had 20, Cat had another triple double. Cat had never had a layoff triple double in his career and got two in six games.

[Joe Johnson]

And you know what's crazy? As bad as they beat us in the first half, yeah, they came out in the second half with the same intensity, bro. I'm talking about still one missing, still shooting fast. Break threes. I'm like, damn.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Well, y' all couldn't get nothing going over there, Joe. Nothing at all.

[Joe Johnson]

It was a bad night tonight, fella. It was a bad night.

[Pat McAfee]

And you know what, Joe?

[Joe Johnson]

Damn it.

[Pat McAfee]

The problem is, is that as well as you guys played the first three games, you guys looked really bad the last half of that game. Three, but four. But. Oh, five and six. We look.

[Joe Johnson]

We look run down. We look.

[Pat McAfee]

Four, five and six. Game four, five and six. They were awful.

[Joe Johnson]

We look. I'm telling you, we look. It looked like, you know how like, I don't know how y' all feel in football, like, in the first quarter or something, but, you know, you feel like you get that second win, you know you'll be all right. It looked like we never got our second win. Like we never got out the damn gate as hell. The. The way the game started, I just felt the Knicks were way too comfortable to start the game, which is one reason why they made shots. But not only comfortable, they were desperate. They. They were the more desperate team tonight. We got to give them their credit. Shout out to the Knicks. They played a hell of a. They played a hell of a game. They played their ass off. I mean, yeah, from it, bro.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Shout out to the Hawks.

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[Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Y' all gotta chill. Y' all gotta.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, hey. Matter of fact. Hey, hey, hey.

[Joe Johnson]

What.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

What sound the pigeon make? That they a bunch of pigeons. They ain't really no Hulks. They don't deserve to be Hawks.

[Joe Johnson]

Ocho. Ocho. Ocho. Watch your mouth. Watch your mouth.

[Pat McAfee]

I told you.

[Joe Johnson]

I told you.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, if you got a problem. Hey, make my mouth look like ketchup, homeboy.

[Joe Johnson]

All right? Say less.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Make my mouth look like ketchup.

[Joe Johnson]

Say less. I told you, boy.

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[Joe Johnson]

Hey, look.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, hey, hey, bro, you ain't see me. My money, it's on the flow from now on.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, you ain't getting that.

[Pat McAfee]

You cancel, he ain't gonna get it, period.

[Joe Johnson]

Hell, no. I ain't paying nothing.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I like it.

[Pat McAfee]

Nothing, man.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, we got. We got our ass whooped so bad that I chose not to pay. That's how I'm feeling tonight.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

You make it bad on yourself because not only did you see your team get your ass whooped, now you gonna get yours whooped, too.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, you got the address, partner? Pull up.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

All right, I'll be there. You ain't got to tell me twice.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, you need me to meet you at the end of the.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, I don't need an invitation. I'll be there.

[Pat McAfee]

Hold up. You go. Hold up. Joe, you go pick the man up at the airport to whip him.

[Joe Johnson]

Man, listen, if I have to. Hell, what do you think this is?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

No, no, no, no, no. I don't need you to pick me up. Somebody from Twitter gonna pick me up.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, Chat. Hey, Chat. And I know I'm dead wrong. I don't even give a damn. Yeah, I'm dead wrong and don't even give a damn. I ain't paying him nothing. Hell, though. Damn that. Damn that.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, don't worry about it.

[Pat McAfee]

Oh, Joe. Joe, that party a. You that laportier, man. You know that Brown.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, that's one thing I'm gonna do.

[Joe Johnson]

My second bottle, I done popped it open. I'm on bottle number two.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, that's a good thing. Hey, that. Hey, that Brown. That Brown gonna make him frown.

[Pat McAfee]

I ain't tripping, huh?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I'm. Hey, hey, hey. Like. Like Red Fox. Say, boy, you won't get one. Cross your lip. You won't get one.

[Joe Johnson]

I ain't paying.

[Pat McAfee]

I. I refuse. I'm telling them I ain't going. I don't. I don't want to be no misunderstanding that he think he gonna get his money at a later date and time. I'm not paying you, homeboy.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I think. I think. I think by me being straight up, me being honest, me being up front, hell, you could take it how you want to. But at least I told you.

[Pat McAfee]

You feel me?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah, at least I told you I got you. Are you feeling. Are you feeling real good?

[Joe Johnson]

Well, I'm feeling great. I'm feeling great tonight, okay?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, he got him. Hey, he got him. Bill Be up the Vote outfit tonight. So he talking. He talking that cash, okay?

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, okay. Yeah, hold on, hold on. You and Uncle y' all gonna be the only one on here with some nice ass frames. Yeah, I got some friends, okay?

[Pat McAfee]

I don't actually joke. Yeah, I have the daughter. See, I just got regular glasses. I ain't got no sunglasses, Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

Well, I need to be able to see tonight.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, hey, you ain't noticed. Hey, Joe, what's that on your left hand, Joe? Yeah, hey, that's from the sex, though, huh?

[Tab Ramos]

Huh?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, you see,

[Pat McAfee]

that's his cute glove.

[Joe Johnson]

He don't know nothing about that. That's how I know he ain't no real shooter.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, hey, hey, he think he's slick. You know what them two fingers for, right?

[Joe Johnson]

Huh?

[Pat McAfee]

Huh?

[Joe Johnson]

Now, hey, hey, Ocho, these two finger for real shooters, homie. I'm a real shooter. That's what I'm trying to tell you.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, not that kind of shooting.

[Joe Johnson]

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I brought it just because I knew. I knew y' all gonna think it was a game.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

What that is? That's your rifle.

[Pat McAfee]

Excuse me.

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[Joe Johnson]

this ain't none. This ain't none of that. Play, play. This ain't no dick sporting goods. This ain't none of that.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

So he. He just. He just went and bought this. It's brand new. Hey, it's br. That's brand new. Hey, he just went and Bought that.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, and if you make me, I might have to put the pool sticker on your ass.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, that's fine.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey, hey. You see how that thing glide through there like that?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, hey, Let me tell you something. If you. If you need all that, you ain't no real player. You hear me?

[Joe Johnson]

Man, Listen.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, listen, Joe. All you got to do is take that chalk, put that chalk right here in between the thumb and the index finger.

[Pat McAfee]

Now, some people don't like that chalk. Some people like. They get messy, especially cause they got on black. Most pool shooters wear black. And so they don't like. They don't like that chalk, so they wear the glove for it to slide better.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, Uncle, I'm trying to teach him something. He won't even listen. Just listen sometime, man. Damn.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

No, you pay me my money, you better listen.

[Joe Johnson]

I ain't paying you nothing, but I need you to listen up, you hear me? This glove here, man. Hey, real shooters. Where I go play pool at, Ocho, if you ain't. If you ain't got one of these, partner, you can get ran up out the door.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

You ain't no real shooter. Real shooters don't. Real shooters don't even need accessories. Boy, we don't need. We couldn't afford accessories. Where I'm from, we don't wear no gloves.

[Pat McAfee]

You better be able. I know you can't. Joe pay you your 500.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah, he sure would, Ocho.

[Pat McAfee]

As a matter of fact, Ocho, guess what? And y' all bet a hundred dollars every game. So you up by seven. You up by 700 to be true, be told honestly, you upset his ass,

[Joe Johnson]

and then his ass woke up.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah, don't worry about it. You gonna. Hey, we gonna.

[Pat McAfee]

That man owe you 700. And he said he not. He said, I'm not paying him.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, Unc, I deal with him when I see him.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey, why can't you?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey. You gonna learn the definite. Hey. Hey, Uncle. Every time I see prime, it's on. What?

[Joe Johnson]

It's on site. Every time you see Prime.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Every time I see prime, it's on site.

[Joe Johnson]

Come today, you see my awards.

[Pat McAfee]

No, I can't see him. We can't see them.

[Joe Johnson]

How y' all can't see him? What you mean? I see them on the thing.

[Pat McAfee]

No, I can't see them. Where's the other one? You got two of them, right?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah, I got it right.

[Pat McAfee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, but you. But. But they're so far away.

[Joe Johnson]

They're not.

[Pat McAfee]

They're not focused.

[Joe Johnson]

Okay?

[Pat McAfee]

Blur it out.

[Joe Johnson]

I'm have to get it together. I'm have to get it together for y'. All.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, where man at, man?

[Joe Johnson]

Damn.

[Pat McAfee]

Yo,

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

hey, Joe, Matter of fact, when I. When I make that little visit, how I'm gonna take them out your house?

[Pat McAfee]

Damn, Joe, you just got them.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I'mma take them out your house.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey, I heard if you bury somebody in your back in your backyard,

[Pat McAfee]

that's a tax write off, you know.

[Joe Johnson]

There you go. Hey, what color you want your casket, partner?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Who you yellow.

[Joe Johnson]

Okay? I got you yellow. I got you. Cause I got. I got a nice little spot for you out there in the back.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah, okay.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I hope your dog, your guard dog know what rat poison smell like.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, no. Hey, he ain't taking nothing from no stranger, trust me.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

He trained like that. He ain't taking nothing from no stranger.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah, we'll see.

[Joe Johnson]

And he chewing ass, too. You come over here. He chewing ass. I'm letting you know, all right? Yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Oh, yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey, hey. I advise you to tread lightly, partner.

[Pat McAfee]

I don't know what. Honestly, Ocho, I don't know why Joe chose violence tonight. I understand that his team didn't play particularly well. But for the man to come out and say, I'm not paying, and that's the end of that. He said, yeah, I owe Ocho 700. I'm not paying, and that's the end of that. Okay, let's continue to talk about the game.

[Joe Johnson]

I don't even know why y'. All. You keep bringing it up. Hell, my mind ain't gonna change.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, hey. Everybody in life had choices, and they got to deal with the consequences.

[Pat McAfee]

You right, Ocho.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Joe got to deal with the consequences, princess. That's it. So now he.

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[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

He living in Atlanta and gotta look over his shoulder all the damn time.

[Joe Johnson]

I'm good. I'm good.

[Pat McAfee]

No, you.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

You think you good?

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

You think you good?

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Hey, and I keep that fire on me. Yeah, that. Who that five.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

You ain't the only one they you want. They. They made more than one.

[Joe Johnson]

Well, hey, hey, I'm just telling you, tread lightly, you hear me?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Only tread I know about is tires.

[Pat McAfee]

Hey, Joe say he got that drum, Ocho, man.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, I got a switch.

[Pat McAfee]

You going to jail, so I don't. Anything in the area with that switch. You getting 10 off the rip.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah, that's fine, Long. Hey, look, that's fine, Long. Hey, long as my statement is made, okay.

[Joe Johnson]

All right, Look, I hope you can

[Pat McAfee]

get that looked at.

[Joe Johnson]

I hope you get it out.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

It's already out.

[Joe Johnson]

Okay. Okay.

[Pat McAfee]

I don't know, Ocho. I've never seen. I've never seen. I've never seen or heard Joe behave in this manner.

[Joe Johnson]

I ain't never seen my damn Hawks play like they played tonight. This is why I'm choosing violence. If I owe you money, you gotta get it back in blood, partner. It ain't just you, Ocho. It go for everybody, partner. But since I'm sitting here talking to

[Pat McAfee]

you, I'm letting you know ain't nobody getting paid. Yeah.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, hey, you know what? We might have to give him a little pass tonight. Cause he. He on. He on that brown. You hear me?

[Pat McAfee]

Oh, he okay. He on that 48. So he's not responsible for what he's saying, okay?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah, he's not in his right state of mind.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, I'm on. I'm on that yak tonight. And what you mean, who ain't responsible? I mean I ain't. What you think this is?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, hey, Joe, I'm gonna tell you one thing. I'm gonna tell you one more time, that brown gonna make you frown. Now, you keep playing me if you want to. Now,

[Pat McAfee]

I don't know what else to tell you.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Okay?

[Joe Johnson]

Okay.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, boy, your head gonna be a nail in the coffee, you keep playing with me.

[Joe Johnson]

I'm trying to get.

[Pat McAfee]

I'm trying to. I'm trying to. To coax, you know, maybe like 250 here, 250 there.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Pat McAfee]

Another 200 at the end. But it doesn't seem like he willing to budge. It doesn't seem like he want. He gonna pay you anything.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

It's okay. Hey, it's okay. These hands gonna buzz across his head.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

That's fine.

[Joe Johnson]

Wayne getting Nathaniel. Hey, when you see. Hey, you come to the A and you see they red dot on you, partner, don't get scared, all right?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, I like red. Yeah, I like red dots. I used to date an Indian. What you saying?

[Pat McAfee]

Okay.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I'm gonna put it right. Right in the middle of your head, too. Yeah, right there in the middle of your head. Okay.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

What you saying?

[Joe Johnson]

Okay.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

You got the right one, boy?

[Pat McAfee]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, so do you.

[Pat McAfee]

So do you, partner.

[Joe Johnson]

You got the right one on the right day. Yeah, I chose better.

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[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, I better have my money, boy.

[Pat McAfee]

How you want it, Ojo?

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Pat McAfee]

How you want it?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, now, he done pissed me off. Now. I want it in dollar bills.

[Joe Johnson]

Damn, man, I don't care how you. I don't care how. How much you get pissed off, huh, boy?

[Pat McAfee]

You gotta go to the bank, Joe. You gotta go to the bank. And they gotta count out a hundred or five hundred to once.

[Joe Johnson]

Who do that?

[Pat McAfee]

What Ocho say?

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, what they do that at? Didn't I just tell that man they ain't getting his money?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Okay, you won't bet none. You won't bet none.

[Joe Johnson]

Damn.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I bet. I bet you. Hey, I bet you had be on the evening news.

[Joe Johnson]

Bet it?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah, bet it. Okay,

[Pat McAfee]

We had some breaking news right before we started the show. The third member of our big three is out of season nine of the big three. According to the league, the Detroit amp Superstar, former champion MVP ISO Joe Johnson will be sidelined for the entire 2026 season due to complications from a torn patella tendon he sustained last summer. Damn, Joe.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Damn, Joe. What happened? Joe? Hey, hey, Joe. Hey, hey, Unc. Hell. Hell no. Hell, I'm starting.

[Pat McAfee]

He got scared, though, Joe.

[Tab Ramos]

Hey, he's scared.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

He's scared of me, Joe. He's scared of me. Now you did all that talking and bull driving now you can't play me one on one.

[Joe Johnson]

Listen, Ocho chat, I want to sincerely apologize. You know, my bounce back just ain't what I thought it was going to be. Ladies and gentlemen. You know, hey, it is probably the most catastrophic injury I've ever had. You know, I've been doing everything I'm supposed to do, right? I wouldn't have seen my doctor yesterday. He did a strength test, but, you know, we do single leg strength test. They strap you down in the chair

[Pat McAfee]

and everything to where you can't make you do extension.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. So my right leg pumping out about £230. My left leg at like 115.

[Pat McAfee]

Oh, no.

[Joe Johnson]

You know what I mean?

[Pat McAfee]

So that imbalance, you about to get injured again, Joe?

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that imbalance, it'll cause me to overcompensate. Next thing you know, I've been to hurt something else. He told me I'm probably about another three to four months away from really being a hunting and really feeling like myself. Hey, man, I ain't. I ain't gonna question the dog, bro. You feel me? Like in my heart of hearts, though, throughout my process of recovering and training and working out, trying to get back out there. It's been tough, bro. It's been tough. It's been tough. But I'm, you know, I'm taking my time and I'm gonna do whatever I can, you know, to get myself back. Right? But in the Meantime, in between time, you feel me, I got some other stuff brewing in the pot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat McAfee]

So did you know. Do you feel like it's imbalanced? Do you feel anything is off, Joe?

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I do, I do. I mean, Ocho, I can, I can run, I can go to the gym hoop. But after about 10 to 12 minutes into my workout, you know, you feel that weakness in there.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

You know what I'm saying? And like my push off, my stop and go and all that, that, you know, cutting it, it just ain't, it ain't a hunting bro.

[Pat McAfee]

It ain't where it's supposed to be. Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

It ain't where. It ain't where it's supposed to be. So, you know, I got all, I got my range of motion back. I just gotta build this, this quiet muscle back up and you know, get it comfortable to this, to this right leg. And I'm left leg dominant. That's the, that's the leg I had

[Pat McAfee]

Jump off that leg.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, yeah. I kick with this leg, jump off this leg. This is my power leg. My left leg is. Even though I'm right handed, I don't know if, I don't know if y' all right footed or left footed.

[Pat McAfee]

No mo, I'm a right handed guy, but I mainly jump off my left leg. Now I can, I can launch, go off two feet, but I'm, you know, I mainly, I'm mainly a left leg jumper also, I'm saying, but jumper, I'm saying.

[Joe Johnson]

But if y' all kick a ball like Ocho, you play something.

[Pat McAfee]

I kick the ball on my right.

[Joe Johnson]

I'll say my left, my left foot is my. That's my power leg. That's why I kick with really like. My mama was left handed. I just didn't get the left handed part. I'm a righty, but I'm a, I'm a lefty from waist down. You feel me?

[Pat McAfee]

Yes.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Right.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat McAfee]

No, see, my grandfather wouldn't let that. My uncle, I had an uncle that was left handed and my grandfather hated it. So every time he saw the grandkids with something in their left hand, he popped the out that hand and put it in the right hand. He said he didn't want it. So if cousins, that's, that's Libby's the oldest. On my mom's side, she's the oldest grand. And then up until say I'm like, like I'm probably like seventh Libby, Arnie or Eugene, Dot, Spanky, Lanny, Maryland. To me, I'm eight a grand. So if we go back down to probably like like 13 or 14, the ones that I can remember ain't none of them.

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[Pat McAfee]

Ain't none of them. If they were born when papa was alive. Ain't none of them left handed. I can assure you that.

[Joe Johnson]

Damn.

[Pat McAfee]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, man.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Damn, Joe, man.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, it's all damn.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Damn, that sentimental Joe ducking, man. Damn.

[Joe Johnson]

Ocho, Ocho, Ocho.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Joe, you ducking this smoke, Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

Ocho. Slow down, Turbo. Slow down.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, Joe, all that talking you were doing just the other day about what you were gonna do and you know, you know it. Post up and do all this and not now. You wanna out the blue? Hey, Joe, that's kind of fishy, man.

[Joe Johnson]

Ocho, Ocho. The smoke still there, partner.

[Pat McAfee]

Can't.

[Joe Johnson]

We just gotta postpone to a later date, you know what I mean?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I ain't postponing, man. We finna play. I ain't trying to hear that, man.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey, you gonna postpone and you'll get your ass as well. Which one you want?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Okay, I'm here. I'm kick you right in that leg too.

[Joe Johnson]

All right. Okay, all right, all right. I'm just letting you know, all right, now that I already told you I'm trying to be cool, you know, I'm in my feelings over here because I can't compete. I can't hoop, so.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Oh, no. Hey. Oh, you gonna compete? Oh, I'm gonna make sure you compete. I don't care nothing about what that doctor said, boy. You finna get this work, boy.

[Joe Johnson]

All right, all right, Ocho. Okay.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah, man. Hey, hey. Out the blue. Oh, now all of a sudden. Oh, I'm hurt. Oh, hell no. I ain't trying to hear that. I ain't trying to hear none of that.

[Pat McAfee]

Hey, see, O.C. i would talk about. Now we can't get out outside. We can't do nothing outside. Joe. Can't do nothing.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hold on. Both of y' all hurt?

[Joe Johnson]

Nah, nah, nah. Hell no. Listen, just because I can't play basketball, that don't mean I can't kick over y' all ass.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Okay?

[Pat McAfee]

Okay.

[Joe Johnson]

I think y' all got misconstrued.

[Pat McAfee]

I ain't gonna let no one legged man beat me in. No,

[Joe Johnson]

Ocho, in January I was on one leg. Can you imagine? I'm a whole totally different person, Ocho.

[Pat McAfee]

Imagine. I mean, think about me, Joe. I was on one leg too.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey. Cause you were taking a beating, boy. I was whooping you. Hey, hey, I had to beat y' all down to your brake. Pads, Ass boy.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Okay.

[Pat McAfee]

Hey. Okay, that was Ocho. Ocho ain't win. Not one event.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, I had on my good clothes. I wasn't trying to mess up my church.

[Joe Johnson]

Well, listen, I'll tell you what.

[Pat McAfee]

We go, hey, we gonna get back out there. We go find something this fall we can do. We can. Hey, we. We got darts, we got fishing. We got a couple of things we gonna do. We gonna get outside.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, hey, hey, wait till you.

[Pat McAfee]

Oh, your axe throwing.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, wait till you see my hair when we outside.

[Joe Johnson]

Your what?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

My hair.

[Pat McAfee]

Hey, hey. Oh, yeah. Emperor Reyes.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey.

[Pat McAfee]

Put out a mean demonstration on somebody.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey. I promise you, boy. Hey, hey, Ass Jordan. Yep. Hey, look, we get on that pool table, boy, y' all might want to hide the footage. You hear me? Hey, yeah. Hey, hey. Cause the demonstration I'm gonna put on these boys. Oh, we chat. I promise.

[Pat McAfee]

I told Joe, you know, I seen you footage. I beat that dude Effort Reyes. I beat him best in the house. I'm a combination of. Of Efron Reyes, Earl Strickland, probably Willie Moscone. I'm probably a combination of those three.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Pat McAfee]

Listen, Georgia Slim.

[Joe Johnson]

Listen, I'm telling you, Ocho. Hey, if I ain't never warned y' all a day in y' all life, I just need y' all to hear me out. Unc. Unk. Hey, I'm telling you, man, you don't wanna play with me on that felt, boy. You don't wanna play me on that pool table.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

All right, keep talking. Matter of fact.

[Pat McAfee]

Hey, hey, Unk, how you wanna jump? Hey, you see that, right, Joe?

[Joe Johnson]

You see that, right, Ocho?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, hey, hey. Can we add a ping pong table to that?

[Joe Johnson]

That's what I was finna just say, boy.

[Pat McAfee]

I came. Joe, you can't move like that.

[T-Mobile Advertiser]

One leg.

[Pat McAfee]

Who can't?

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, you. I think you got it twisted. Talking about playing basketball, running up and down, cutting this. That's hard for me to.

[Pat McAfee]

I can do it corner to corner.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, nah, nah. Y' all game ain't even like that.

[Pat McAfee]

Serving volley.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Bam. Hey, Joe. Bam. Hey, you notice. You notice I'm not even entertaining y' all when it comes to playing pool and playing ping pong because you.

[Joe Johnson]

We know you can't play.

[Pat McAfee]

Yeah, we already know.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

That's what I do, Joe. That's what. That's. Joe, that's what I do.

[Joe Johnson]

I only got one person I got to worry about, and he.

[Tab Ramos]

And he.

[Joe Johnson]

I sometime. You know what I mean?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah, we gonna see.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I already know Oo ain't got no touch when it come to shooting pool.

[Pat McAfee]

No, none. Zero.

[Joe Johnson]

You don't know how to control that little toy ball. I know you don't know how to

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

do that, all right?

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I know you don't know how to do that.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

We'll see.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Yeah. Boy can't throw no darts. Hell, he barely.

[Pat McAfee]

Oh, I already know. I already know you're not gonna beat me in neither one of y'.

[Angela Yee]

All.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I want y'.

[Pat McAfee]

All.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

You do know as a Cub Scout, we play darts, right?

[Joe Johnson]

Man, you talking about something when you were 8, 9 years old.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

You do know. Hold on, let me. Let me finish. You do know, as a Cub Scout, we did axe throwing, right? You do know that, right?

[Joe Johnson]

Whatever.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Okay.

[Pat McAfee]

I'm cool either way. Hey, we could. Hey, we could. Hey, we could split logs. I don't care. We bust stumps. I don't care. Hey, I already know y' all don't know how to work with no acts. I already know that, man.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Oh, my God. I don't mind. Listen, I don't mind adding you guys to the collection that I already got from y', all. So just add. It's just gonna tally up. Just keep adding to the collection. Yeah.

[Pat McAfee]

First of all, I know neither one of y' all ever bust a stump. Y' all don't know nothing about it.

[Joe Johnson]

Who don't bust a who? Come on.

[Pat McAfee]

Nothing.

[Joe Johnson]

Don't worry about it.

[Pat McAfee]

O.J. joe. Joe. But I'm saying, Joe, you can't mess with. Hey, you can't mess with that act, though, Joe. Not with that ass. Joe, you can't mess with me.

[Angela Yee]

Oh.

[Joe Johnson]

I'm telling you, I did this for Bread and me, man. Hey, if I ain't win, ain't neat. I'm telling you.

[Pat McAfee]

And I know I. I. And that sledgehammer. I already know you ain't none of that sledge. You don't see me now. That. That sledgehammer, that's spike nail. I already know that.

[Joe Johnson]

That's your man's over there. His city boy himself. He don't know nothing about none of that.

[Pat McAfee]

Yeah, he don't know nothing.

[Joe Johnson]

You.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Man, I used to work on the docks, man. We. I had. I knew how to work sledgehammer.

[Pat McAfee]

Ain't no damn sledgehammers on no dock.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah, when I had a duck, man, I had. I had to. I had to nail it. I had to nail the nails in when the. When. When the. When the ship came to the dock.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey, Ocho. So you used to Be there when. When them bricks and keys come through there.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

How you think they get here in the States?

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. You go to the port of Miami?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Joe. That's where. That's where it come. You know what? Let me be quiet.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay.

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All right.

[Joe Johnson]

My bad, my bad.

[Pat McAfee]

I don't know about y', all, but I grew up doing manual labor. Ocho, I know you ain't do nothing.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I did grow up doing manual labor. I had chores from five years old. I ain't had no choice.

[Pat McAfee]

Take the trash out and cut grass. Ain't no.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I had to wash my clothes.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Pat McAfee]

Hey, talking about some washing some damn clothes.

[Angela Yee]

Clothes.

[Pat McAfee]

Well, y' all gonna win that because I ain't washing no clothes. I'm dumping everything in there, colors, white together, and putting the pot.

[Joe Johnson]

No, you got Jill. Nah, nah.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, my grandma say if you walk around with your socks, you're not putting them in the washer. Go get that scrub board. You know, the little scrub board.

[Pat McAfee]

Yeah, absolutely, man.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Made me scrub. Scrub them white socks. Cause I. She don't walk outside in your white socks. And here I go outside.

[Pat McAfee]

See, we had the old washing machine that was on the back porch.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Pat McAfee]

It was open. And you pull the clothes through to ring it. That's what we had.

[Joe Johnson]

Damn.

[Pat McAfee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. See, that was. That's why I know you ain't fit to be no Joe. You ain't Joe. You not Joe. You too young, man.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, oh, oh, yeah. I'm telling you.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, Joe, you is too young, man.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey, you need to slow down, Turbo. You need to slow down.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, Joe, I'm in my. I'm 50, Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

Man, listen, you and Unc got me bent, partner. That's all I'm trying to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Y' all gonna see. Y' all gonna see. If y' all thought. If y' all thought what I done in January was some chat, boy. Hey, hey, boys ain't seen nothing yet.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, Joe, we in June.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, I ain't got nothing to do with that. Hey, last time we hung out with January, I can only go off that.

[Pat McAfee]

Hey, we gotta. I tell you what. We get to ask. We see who chopped down the tree the quickest.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Oh, man, y' all don't even got no technique for that.

[Pat McAfee]

This. Oh, my God.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

You ain't even got the technique for that.

[Pat McAfee]

I'm, like, using all. First of all, Ocho, you ain't never chopped. No, you ain't never got no wood. You don't know how to get kindling. You don't know how to cook. No fire. No fireplace. Never used the fireplace.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Time out.

[Pat McAfee]

The hell y' all talking about?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Let me tell you. Let me tell you something. Hey, let me tell you something. When I was a Cub Scout in 1987, huh? Huh? We was at Yosemite Park.

[Onplus Nicotine Pouches Advertiser]

Huh?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

We camped out there. We had to chop down the trees, chop down the wood, make our own campfire. What are you talking about?

[Joe Johnson]

That boy lying.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

No, I'm not. I'm telling you, I got.

[Joe Johnson]

Come on, man. How old y' all doing? Y' all were doing this?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

This was in 87, Joe. 87, 88, 89.

[Joe Johnson]

What? Lying like more?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, Scouts honor, Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

Scouts honor. Okay?

[Tab Ramos]

Yeah.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, Scouts on them.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I'm telling you,

[Pat McAfee]

down.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

No trees, man, I could work a tree like you could work.

[Joe Johnson]

And I know how to limb.

[Pat McAfee]

You don't see? You don't even know what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about.

[Joe Johnson]

Chat.

[Pat McAfee]

Y' all don't know what I'm talking about either, so why y' all talking about? Oh, borrowing a Great Depression. I know what I'm talking about.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, you gotta have some endurance to knock down a tree. Y' all ain't got no endurance like that.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, hey, Joe.

[Pat McAfee]

All I want to know how.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, Joe. It's all about technique.

[Pat McAfee]

I got get. I be. I beat. I take it a same size tree. I'll beat you. And oo taking it down. That's what I do know all that other stuff, cuz. First of all, let's not let OO chop. He gonna mess around, chop down the tree and the tree fall on him. So, no, he have no idea, no sense of the race. Be out there like the cartoon. Hit him in the head, just bounce up and down it and put him in the dirt.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Pat McAfee]

No.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, y' all gonna learn by playing one. Y' all gonna learn by playing with the greatest athlete of all time, man,

[Joe Johnson]

it's just hard, bro.

[Pat McAfee]

I might give y' all a chance fishing. Cause Joe say he can fish. Ocho say he could. Ocho say he bored with fishing. So it'd just probably be me and you, Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I get what I'm saying.

[Pat McAfee]

And I'm gonna skin you.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

You know what's funny? You know what's funny? Is the fact that I don't fish and never have. That's probably why I'm gonna win.

[Pat McAfee]

You're not go.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I'm. That's why I'm probably gonna win.

[Pat McAfee]

Ocho, you don't even Know how to cast a reel.

[Joe Johnson]

You don't know how to spin it, man.

[Pat McAfee]

Look at.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

He got more talking about, man. What you mean? And that's. That's when you go deep. Hey. That's when you go deep sea fishing. It depend on what we fishing for.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

If I got a little be all

[Pat McAfee]

up in the trees. Joe, you right, right?

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat McAfee]

All they gonna do is be breaking line. Yeah, I got another rod.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah, I'm ready, though.

[Pat McAfee]

You can't fish. You need to stay on the shore, too, because first of all, you don't know how to stand in the boat. You don't know how to fish from a boat.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

What you mean, I don't know how to stand no boat?

[Joe Johnson]

Huh?

[Pat McAfee]

He own the land or tilt the boat on.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Let me tell you something. In Cincinnati, right?

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Me and Carson Palmer and T.J. husband, Zada.

[Pat McAfee]

Yeah.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

We used to go shore fishing for catfish.

[Pat McAfee]

Go what? Shore fishing?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah, for catfish in Cincinnati.

[Pat McAfee]

What you use for bait?

[Tab Ramos]

Huh?

[Pat McAfee]

What you use for bait?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Earthworms. Yeah, I use earthworms. I tell you. No lie. Hey, listen, if I'm lying, I'm flying. And you know me, I lie for you before I lie to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat McAfee]

You don't know how to fish with no bait. You don't know how to fish for. No. What you call them? Because for me, I'm officially fishing for catfish. Cause they're bottom feeders, so you need to fish on the bottom. So you need to get something that's gonna drop the line to the bottom.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat McAfee]

But you don't know. You don't know.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I rolled my line all the way out there, huh?

[Pat McAfee]

Oh, Lord have mercy.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, y' all know how I had

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

a clean pole, too? That's how good I am.

[Pat McAfee]

You trying to catch channel cat speckle, Flathead. What kind of. What kind of catfish are you trying to catch?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Shoot the big ones.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Pat McAfee]

You try to catch a flathead?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah, they were big, bro, but you got flathead.

[Pat McAfee]

You got. Look, the china, the channel, like black cats lay, like, about this long. You know, you don't want something that big because they.

[Joe Johnson]

They rank.

[Pat McAfee]

You want something tender, like what they filet. What you fried is like. Okay, give me that fried cake.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Catfish. Yeah, boy.

[Pat McAfee]

Yeah, that's what you want.

[Joe Johnson]

I don't really see.

[Pat McAfee]

We go, hey, we do it however you want to fish. We could. Hey, we could do a trial line. We could do deadline. Hey, we can set it. Whatever you want to do, Joe. However you want to fish.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, trout line, deadline Second line. I'm gonna win.

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Hey, hey.

[Joe Johnson]

I don't really. I don't really see. No. I don't really sense no real threat. Just keep it real out of y'.

[Kohler Ambassador]

All.

[Joe Johnson]

I mean, it'll be, you know, it'd be good. It'd be good content, you know, but for the most part, I think, you know, know clean. Hold on.

[Pat McAfee]

You don't see no competition? With what?

[Onplus Nicotine Pouches Advertiser]

Fishing.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Pat McAfee]

But your mind.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. As a matter of fact.

[Pat McAfee]

Hey, Joe, we go and put that. We going to put, like, 2 grand up on it right now. Whoever we catch the most fish or the biggest fish. Me and you. Just me and you, Joe.

[Onplus Nicotine Pouches Advertiser]

And.

[Joe Johnson]

And who catch the first fish?

[Pat McAfee]

I always joke.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Hey, whoever.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Whoever get their line in the water first gonna catch the first fish.

[Joe Johnson]

No, not necessarily, man. See, I'm talking about.

[Pat McAfee]

There you go, though. I already know. I already know. Neither one of you can fish. Hey, Joe. I ain't gonna tell you no lie, Joe. I caught a fish so big, the picture weighs six pounds. Got it right now.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, I'm. Hey, you know what? I'm gonna make it.

[Pat McAfee]

Oh, you can't fish. Stop.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hold on. I'm gonna let y' all fish in the boat.

[Pat McAfee]

You ain't got no patience.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I'm gonna let you fish in the boat. I'm gonna get in the water and catch my fish.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, man, come on.

[Pat McAfee]

I'm definitely not gonna be in the boat. Boat. Cause you gonna be. Hey. Oh, Joe, you see how he throwing? And all they gonna do is tip the whole boat over.

[Joe Johnson]

You don't know.

[Pat McAfee]

He don't know how to fish from a boat.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Damn. What kind of boat we in? We ain't gonna tip over.

[Pat McAfee]

The boat is on water. You can't just be fishing like you short fishing.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Well, we need a bigger boat, bro.

[Pat McAfee]

You on a bass boat. Have you seen people fish from a bass boat?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat McAfee]

You can't be doing all that. What you doing rocking the boat? Oh, man.

[Joe Johnson]

Hell.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hell, no.

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I ain't.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I ain't gonna. I ain't gonna rock it.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, all right.

[Pat McAfee]

No, I know. I will get you. Get your own.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Ocho ain't no threat. He just coming for the. For the shits and giggles.

[Kohler Ambassador]

Yeah, okay.

[Pat McAfee]

Yeah, okay. He just want to have fun. Something to talk about. Okay.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, that's it. That's it. It's okay. Oh, good dude, though.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, I'm coming to dominate, baby.

[Pat McAfee]

Dominate. What?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, y' all like. Like, it's Sunday at 1 o'. Clock. That's what I'm coming to do.

[Pat McAfee]

Man, ain't nobody fooling with you, Ocho. You know damn well you don't know how to fish.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah, okay.

[Joe Johnson]

Man, grew up in Florida. Don't.

[Pat McAfee]

Grew up in Miami. He don't like the deep sea. He don't like the deep sea fish.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, I gotta get sick on that boat, man. All that rocking back and forth. I get nauseous, man, that drumming don't help me, man. It don't help, man.

[Pat McAfee]

Well, let me see. How soon are you eating? You gotta let that thing get all the way down. Cause if you don't.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, we.

[Pat McAfee]

Yeah, you'll be. Hey, you'll be chumming it up. They're gonna be fishing. Swim inside the boat. Cause you done chummed it up.

[Joe Johnson]

You didn't call Earl. Yeah, yeah, I didn't see that at all, Ocho.

[Pat McAfee]

Yeah, we fish whatever. We can catch drum, we can catch a snapper. We catch whatever you want to play flounder and whatever you want to go to. We catch bass, we catch pike, we can catch crappies.

[Kohler Ambassador]

Happy.

[Pat McAfee]

We catch red, red breast, bluegill, whatever.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, them two little man. Hey, let's go, let's go, let's go.

[Pat McAfee]

Oh, you just want to catch trophy fish or you want to catch fish that you could eat?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I just want to catch Goliath grouper and throw them back.

[Pat McAfee]

And you gotta throw them back or they'll throw your ass in jail.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, I want to catch Goliath grouper. You know, maybe a swordfish, sailfish.

[Joe Johnson]

Man.

[Pat McAfee]

What?

[Joe Johnson]

Man, you ain't catching no Goliath grouper with no regular riding reel. Boy, you're gonna have to.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, I. I know where to go. I gotta. I got a deep sea fishing boat.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, man, come on. Yeah.

[Pat McAfee]

What if we catch some tuna?

[Tab Ramos]

Who?

[Pat McAfee]

Tuna.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

What are we gonna do with it? We're gonna keep it.

[Pat McAfee]

I mean, I don't eat it. You throw it back. Oh, we gonna catch branzino.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Matter of fact, we. We should. We should make it sweet. You don't eat. You can only eat what you catch. And if you don't catch nothing, you don't eat for the day.

[Joe Johnson]

And bet I'm cool with that.

[T-Mobile Advertiser]

Yeah.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, yeah. How about that?

[Pat McAfee]

Well, look, my thing is, if I got to clean it, it's going back in the water because I ain't cleaning it. Hey, me and my grandma, my brother got in trouble. Me and my brother got in trouble with that, man. We throwing the fish back. My grandma Said, boy, I see y' all throwing the fish back. I'm cut y' all ass.

[Onplus Nicotine Pouches Advertiser]

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[Joe Johnson]

I ain't gonna have to clean all the fish?

[Pat McAfee]

Hell no, man. Autumn scared.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Pat McAfee]

Cut the head off good.

[Kohler Ambassador]

Yeah.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah. You ain't no real fisherman into the water.

[Pat McAfee]

I mean, I'm real fisherman. That's why I catch.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

You don't even want to gut the fish?

[Pat McAfee]

No, Ocho, I didn't. Man, look here, man. I just wanted to eat the fish, okay?

[Joe Johnson]

Right.

[Pat McAfee]

And then I got a bone caught in my throat and I. I stopped eating fish that wasn't filleted for 30 years.

[Kohler Ambassador]

Years?

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. What?

[Pat McAfee]

Damn near a whole loaf of bread. You know, you get a bone, you throw away, they give you. They give you that bread, they mash that bread up. Say, swallow this bread, man.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Did it go down?

[Pat McAfee]

Yeah. After I met. I was crying. I was panicking. Hey, my granddad. Boy, stop all that crying. Ain't nothing wrong with you. What you mean, ain't nothing wrong with me? Big ass fish bow in my throat, but ain't left me a whole loaf of bread trying to get that damn bowl down. But we gonna find out. We gonna find out who can really fish and then. And guess what? And when we go to these state fairs and they got all this cuisine, they got these Rocky Mountain oysters and they got these pig ears to eat. Joe, I already know your stomach weak. Joe, I already know your stomach weak.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

His stomach weak and his leg.

[Joe Johnson]

Look, look, both of y' all talking a good game, but y' all stomach weak, too. Here.

[Pat McAfee]

Oh, Joe, man.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah, ain't nothing wrong with my stomach, Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

You think cause you eat a lot of booty that your enzymes, Your stomach, that what you think? But they ain't how it work. They ain't how it work, Joe.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

What is there that we're gonna eat that I haven't eaten before? Think about it. There's nothing. There's no place we gonna go. Where there any delicacy that I haven't tried or tasted before.

[Pat McAfee]

You ain't had no Rocky Mountain Nordstrom oysters. You hadn't had. You hadn't had none of that.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I didn't have oysters right here, prime 112.

[Pat McAfee]

No, those are oysters come out of shell. These are. These are cow and hog testicles.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, man, I'mma swallow it. What you talking about, man?

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, wow.

[Pat McAfee]

We gonna find out.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, Joe, you gotta hold it up, man. Just drop it in your mouth.

[Pat McAfee]

No, that. No, no, no.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, come on.

[Pat McAfee]

You gotta chew these. These are Fried.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Oh, that. Oh, yeah, I like that long. You got a little season on there. I'm good.

[Joe Johnson]

That deep fried.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah, I'm good. Just long as it got a little seasoning.

[Pat McAfee]

Oh, they got seasoning. Hey, we're gonna see. We're gonna see. We got turkey, too. We gonna see.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Pat McAfee]

Oh, they got some stuff. All them eyeballs, Joe, with no Joe biting to the eyeball.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Joe and all that. Goose.

[Joe Johnson]

Well, y' all ain't doing that. That.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I like that. I like that. I like that, Joe.

[Kohler Ambassador]

Huh?

[Joe Johnson]

Nah, get on.

[Pat McAfee]

You know, my sister cook a mean raccoon with them bell peppers and celery and onions. Put that thing in the old. Put that aluminum foil in that pan. Ah, yeah, Joe, watch. Hey, watch. You pick it up. Fall off the bone.

[Joe Johnson]

Nah, come on, man.

[Pat McAfee]

Yeah, we go eat that possum, too. The prettiest white meat you ever seen.

[Kohler Ambassador]

Oh, come on.

[Joe Johnson]

Damn.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Oh, yeah, I like that. I like that. Give me. Hey, give me a little hot sauce

[Pat McAfee]

with that last man. I know he passed away many years ago, but he used to make a mean. He do armadillo, man. He bust that shell.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah.

[Pat McAfee]

No, but I don't know anybody in Glenville to do it. But I know they still. They'll still dress down a raccoon or a possum. I don't know if anybody do armadillo like that anymore, but that's okay, Joe. We gonna find out.

[Joe Johnson]

You and Ocho talk a good game,

[Pat McAfee]

but boy, Joe, I'd have made it. You. You don't have no squirrel, Joe. I can't. I can tell you ain't never had no.

[Joe Johnson]

I had squirrel, frog legs. I didn't had all that. I had a little crawl leg.

[Pat McAfee]

Don't do nothing but no.

[Joe Johnson]

But no possum. I ain't ate no possum on.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah, yeah, yours.

[Pat McAfee]

Okay, well, you gonna have to eat some.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah. Hey, Joe, you ain't.

[Pat McAfee]

Cause I found a lady in South Carolina, Arkansas, that make a mean one. Yeah, a mean neck of the woods, Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

A mean possum. Yeah.

[Pat McAfee]

Oh, yeah.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I'm ready. I'm ready, Joe. You ain't no eater, Joe. You ain't no eater.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, yeah, I ain't no eat. Oh, I know you either. I know you. Get down. Look, look, we already know you a big eater. Uncle eater, too. Here. We already.

[Pat McAfee]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Joe Johnson]

No food.

[Pat McAfee]

What I've eaten. Don't get up and walk away. That's all I'm saying. I mean, don't you talk about. Hey, would you hey, help me out. I'm like. Like a new addition. You got to count me out.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I'm ready.

[Pat McAfee]

I'll let you know what you have. All right. Ash already done found the lady. Found a person that'll cook a lot of stuff.

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Stuff.

[Joe Johnson]

Okay.

[Tab Ramos]

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[Joe Johnson]

I sure can't wait to see this, boy.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I'm ready. Well, everything f. To get swallowed, boy.

[Pat McAfee]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, you gotta chill. You gotta chill.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I'm just saying you gotta chill.

[Pat McAfee]

What happened, Joe?

[Joe Johnson]

He talking about everything gonna get swallowed. You gotta chill. Yes, sir.

[Pat McAfee]

Hey, O.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

My bad.

[Joe Johnson]

Damn.

[Pat McAfee]

Oo you giving us a, man. You giving us a. Oh. Oh, yeah, Joe. I already know, Ocho. You know the first thing we eating?

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

What?

[Pat McAfee]

Big old pot of that boo Dick and onion.

[Joe Johnson]

Come on, come on, come on. Yeah, Come on.

[Pat McAfee]

Hey, that's right. Hey, that's out the box, huh? That's out the box. Hey, see that thing whirled up on Joe's plate? Them old onion, that thing steam coming up off it.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, man, y' all got to chill. Y' all gotta chill. For real, Nate. We going too damn far now.

[Pat McAfee]

Nah, Joe, no joke.

[Joe Johnson]

I've never seen that on a plate. Okay? Oh, Joe.

[Pat McAfee]

Hey, Google it. Google it right now.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey. Hey, Joe.

[Pat McAfee]

Google it right now, Joe.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

I'm gonna show you how to eat it, Joe.

[Pat McAfee]

You do it. You eat it just like. Hey, Ocho.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey.

[Pat McAfee]

Hey, we gonna cut the camera. If you pick it up and eat it, we gonna cut the camera. You better take a fork and a knife and cut it like you would a regular sausage.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Delete. Nah, nah. I'm gonna eat that thing whole.

[Joe Johnson]

Hell no, man. This guy. Hey, hey. You. You and Ocho like the first people on here. Y' all think I'm lying. You and Ocho pop up. I swear, I can't make this up. I can't make it up. Y' all the first people. Y' all the first nightcap boy when I type in bull digging onion, y' all the first people to pop up.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, it in, Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

Look on Google. Look, look.

[Pat McAfee]

You lying, Joe.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah, it is.

[Joe Johnson]

I ain't lying, bro. I know. I don't know if y' all can see. I don't know if y' all can see, but when I typed it in, you boys come straight up.

[Kohler Ambassador]

You.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

You.

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You.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

You popped up with some dude with your laportier.

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Damn.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, that. That.

[Joe Johnson]

Is that mean?

[Pat McAfee]

Hey, come on, man. How they put that? Come on, man.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Yeah. Hey, that's the first thing popped up, too.

[Pat McAfee]

Hey, they got oo. They got me oo they got us with beers. Hey.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, boy.

[Pat McAfee]

Hey, who did that, boy? You.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, y' all really done made it, boy.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Hey, hey. I'm telling you, Joe, we gonna be. We gonna be famous now. I'm telling you. Hey, we gonna be famous. I'm telling you.

[Kohler Ambassador]

Hold on.

[Pat McAfee]

All the things up there being Ocho,

[Joe Johnson]

that's attached to y' all name now. Damn.

[Pat McAfee]

Come on. Hey, Chad, who did that? Hey, Joe. Now you in there. Not Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

I'm in there.

[Pat McAfee]

Come with your will. Your lady type in that. They gonna have all three of them.

[Angela Yee]

Yeah.

[Pat McAfee]

So when you go back home, they gonna be.

[Joe Johnson]

Bro.

[Pat McAfee]

Man, come on, man.

[Joe Johnson]

Wow.

[Kohler Ambassador]

Damn.

[Joe Johnson]

Now, this out of control videos and everything. This out of control fellas.

[Ocho Cinco (Chad Johnson)]

Crazy, man.

[Pat McAfee]

They got a Tik tok. They got Hash Shannon Sharp.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. I told you.

[Pat McAfee]

But see, hey, but they got Gordon Ramsay. Gordon Ramsay in here, and he got 2.9 million views seven years ago. So don't tell. He was eating it.

[Tab Ramos]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, man. Come on, fellas.

[Pat McAfee]

But I don't know. I. I don't know what they. I don't know. Look, Chad, I know. I don't know how many people my age are from the South. I don't know what y' all thought we was eating, what y' all thought we'd eat. I mean, because for the longest time, we're the only ones eating oxtail. Go to a soul food restaurant, you can't get any white people out the line eating all.

[Joe Johnson]

You hear me? Hear me?

[Pat McAfee]

Stewed chicken smother, pork chop, pig feet.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Pat McAfee]

You got the worst cuts. They kept the best cuts. You got the worst part. But you know how we gonna make a meal, Joe? We gonna make. We gonna make something out of nothing.

[Joe Johnson]

I can't believe my grandma had me eating that stuff, bro. I'm talking about big jars of pig feet. I'm talking about the way you just reach in there and pull that thing out. I'm talking about that tight.

[Pat McAfee]

Man, that vinegar, though, man, they so. I mean, your mouth be. Your mouth be just like on fire.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Pat McAfee]

The corners of your mouth and your lips.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. I'm telling you, bro, all that vinegar, that's how it used to be on.

[Pat McAfee]

But there was a place in. I'm trying to think it was Greeley, called Bruce's, and that's what it was famous for. They was famous for cat testicles. They had turkey testicles. That's what they was known for. I had a postcard. I'm gonna get the postcard.

[Joe Johnson]

Wow.

[Pat McAfee]

But I think it's closed down. It might have closed down. Anybody from Colorado ever heard of Bruce's, but that's what they was known for. And we would go. We would go. Early in my career, when we go to a training camp at Greeley, about seven or eight of us would go. And we go to. Go to Greeley's and get it.

[Onplus Nicotine Pouches Advertiser]

Wow.

[Joe Johnson]

Nah.

[Pat McAfee]

So I already know Joe. You ain't about that life, Joe. Your stomach weak. I can tell.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Hey, look, you talking a good game. I know yours weak, too.

[Pat McAfee]

Nah, it ain't.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Pat McAfee]

Liver. You on your own little livers.

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