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Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey guys, it's your favorite unk here. Go ahead and click that subscribe button below so you don't miss a single episode of Nightcap. That button right here. Come for the sports, stay for the stor. Well, we had a big trade last night. The Charlotte Hornets traded LaMelo Ball and Josh Green to the Timberwolves for Naz Reed and a series of draft picks. The Hornets will receive a 2033 unprotected first round pick, three second round picks, 20, 29, 2032, 2033. Charlotte also get first round pick swaps in 28, 29 and 30. The Timberwolves now have number one and number three picks from the 2020 draft. Joe, did Minnesota just become a dangerous backcourt in the Western Conference after pairing Mellow and Ant man together in Minnesota?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Man, I don't know how dangerous they gonna be, Uncle Ocho, but they damn sure gonna be.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
They're gonna be exciting, huh?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Oh, man, they gonna be fun.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I would jiggle ready to say that, Joe. They might. They might be dangerous, but they gonna be entertaining as hell.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Oh, man. Because you know, you gotta understand, both of those guys probably ranked top five, top ten in signature shoes. That's out right now. Lamelo with Puma, Ant man with Adidas and just the aura that they both carry. I think they gonna make each other better, bro. I think it's definitely gonna help. If y' all notice, we always talk about a copycat league, whether it's the NFL, whether it's the NBA. You see what Minnesota got going on. They trying to surround Rudy with all these tweeners who can do a little bit of everything. Kind of like how San Antonio. Obviously Rudy ain't no damn wimby. But you know, they playing, they. Hey, I kind of see it same way with New York. New York got Cat at the 5, but then you got OG Hart, Bridges, and then you got, you know, you got all these tweener guys around them. So I can kind of see that's what Minnesota's going because they got rid of their beef.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah, Joe, I think the thing is that they need more scoring. They need consistent scoring. They need somebody that Ant man that can absorb some of these double teams. From Ant Man.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Ant man was facing constant double teams and so. And to try to lighten the load on him, he has a guy that can stretch the floor. They haven't had this type of guy in a very, very long time. He can shoot the three. He has good a one leg shooting three as we have in the NBA. He can put the ball on the floor. He got a nice flow game he can finish. Now look, he ain't much on the defensive end, but he put so much pressure. He and AD man are going to put so much pressure on you on the offensive end. And he says this is what we need. This is a scoring lead. Excuse me league. You're not fitting to hold somebody to 80, 90 points consistently. You might have a game, maybe two games where you keep a team under 100, but you better be able to score on the other end. Cause if you counting on your offense night in and night out. Joe, like this was the 90s, the 80s, the whole team's under 90 points. That issue ain't happening in today's game anymore.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Nah, nah, nah. I see Lamelo, Uncle Ocho, he gonna make the game a lot easier for Ant man, you know what I mean? Because Lamelo is a pass first point guard who can score, you know what I'm saying? So it's gonna be nice where he probably gonna have 16 assists, 12 points. It's gonna be other nights he may have 27 points and 8, 9 assists, you know what I'm saying? Like he's one of those guys who's gonna be able to fill out the game. But he knows he, he gonna always have to get Ant man going. So I think his high IQ for the game is so underrated. I'm glad he's been put in this position to where he can kind of showcase what he can do on a, on, on a, on a playoff caliber team, you know, who, who's trying to, you know, ultimately win a championship. Now I know they want to do anything they can, bro, to, to please Ant man and try to keep him around. I think this is a step in the right direction now. Although I don't think they done because you gotta have, you gotta have some sides talking, Ocho. You gotta have something. You ain't got nothing but that ain't gonna, dang, gonna die.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Get it?
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
No, I think but Joe, concerning that thing is because, you know, mellow, take a lot of bad shots.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Now the thing is he's not.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
He's not a prototype. He's not the old school point guard Melo Mellow's looking score. I mean what he what the average. Now I. I am not surprised by this trade. When they went, when they got went and got Kobe, right? They really love con caniple. They like okay we we're more conventional now. They want to build around Caniple. They want to build around Brandon Miller. They want now so we got Kobe, we got Knipple, we got Brandon Miller. I like what we got right now. And so I am people like oh I'm shocked. I am not shocked by this. And plus Mellow injury history.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
So I am. Because guess what ocho in two years he looking smack dab at 300 million.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Oh yeah.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
People are thinking about that now, Joe. I think they're thinking more about that having to give a guy that third contract.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Right?
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Okay. The rookie contract is easy. That's a no brainer. He's sliding here. This is what he's going to make. Now we okay, now we got a rookie got. Now we got him on the second contract. Is he an all NBA selection? Is it all defensive selection? Is he an mvp? Is he a defensive player of the year? Because now that makes you get a super max contract. Now we get to that third contract, Joe, that's 290. That's 300.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
And at this third contract, hell, we still ain't no damn playoffs team. There it is. You know what I'm saying? So you're right Unk. These teams are trying to get away from that. But to kind of piggyback on what you were saying about the Kobe white thing. I think he played so well in those play in games, Uncle Ocho, and not even just then, but since he came from Chicago, I think he's been so consistent. He was just great in those play in games that I think they really looked at it and was like, you know what? Hell if we do have to get off lamelo, that's cool. I feel like Jacoby can run this point. You know we like Con Canepa. We like Brandon Miller. You know, we like the high energy guys that we got, man. Maybe we just move forward because if you fighting to get in the damn play in and understanding, you know, hell, the heat done got better. The east done got a little thicker too. You know what I mean? So why not move on? Why not move on him now when he's probably at his highest value? Because he's just coming off probably his best season statistically. In the NBA.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
And Melo can score. We know Melo can score. He's a Scott. I mean you don't realize how tall he is. He's legit six, seven.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah. Oh yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Can get his shot off is very unorthodox, but he can get that shot off. He can put the ball in the floor. He got way above average handles. He can finish. He got a float. He can finish. So I, I, but I am not surprised by this based on the simple fact his injury history, he's gonna come up on a third year contract. And as you said, Joe, now we in the play in. Now we fighting for 9, 8, 9, 10 left. Nah, hell nah. 300 million for that. Nah, let somebody else deal with that.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Right? Hey, go ahead, O.J.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
i was gonna say. I mean he's one of the few players that Charlotte's had that can put butts in the seat far as having a season and going. Uncle Joe, they coming to see Lamelo because he's unpredictable, he's excited, he's entertaining, he's polarizing. You don't know what's gonna happen. So to let a figure of that magnitude go and then you pair him with someone who just as polarizing as he is on the court, off the court now Minnesota gotta worry about is they gotta make sure, you know, he dragged the right way. That's it.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Let me ask Ocho. Yeah, they traded Luka Doncic. Now with them training Luka Doncic, he's a six time first team all NBA selection. Do you think who is untradeable in the NBA? Nicola Yoko?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Nobody.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Everybody can get it.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Wimby. Because once they traded Luka, the NBA was on notice, right? Everybody in the NBA was on. They traded a guy 25 years old that was a five time first team all NBA selection, rookie of the year and he's a potential HE Top 5 NBP selection every single year. And they moved it.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
So I'm not surprised by this.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Everybody got the green light and so guess what?
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
They moved him.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Why?
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Man, he on the second contract. That third contract gonna be 350, gonna be 400 million. He has somehow we know he's outstanding. Led the league in scoring again for the second time over 33. What? 30, 32, 33, 34 points a game. Yes, he's done that. But band injuries are starting to creep up. There's some habits that he has, the working out habit. There's some habits that he got that you know. You know Ocho, I mean look, he's a phenomenal Talent, we're not taking that away from him. But to give 350 and it's kind of hard to get him to like, like the old mute. My grandma used to say, boy, can't get you like a mule. Can't get you to go. I mean go or stop. If we can't get him to jihad, he's on a rookie contract or first and second contract. What the hell we gonna do when he get to 300? 350. Nothing.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah,
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I'm not saying they should or they shouldn't have. I'm just training you as a business, as these owners, how they're thinking.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah, and listen, but we all know Minnesota was looking for a point guard. Yes, they needed a point guard. They needed somebody who could control things. We seen the double teams that Ant man was getting who could take some pressure off of him. And this is one guy who I definitely going to help. But I think for Minnesota, what they're really looking for, uncle and Ocho, is for Jaden McDaniels to take that next step.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
That next step.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
He has to take that next step. I know we talk about it all the time and I tell you, he gonna need anywhere from a nice efficient 16 to 22, 24 points a night consistently, bro, for them to be effective and still be that defensive paralyse like a Scottie Pippen type, you know what I mean?
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yes.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
As they. Hey, hey, hey. They gonna need him to really turn the corner, you know, this upcoming season.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Well, and they're hoping that with Julius up out of there, because when they pass the ball to Julius, like, man, who got the ball? You ain't getting it back. What if you get it back, it's gonna be with four seconds on the clock, bro. You had the ball for 12 seconds and all you did was beep beep, beep, beep, and then shoot a wild shot. And then look at the referee.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
They said, they said Julius Randall to Brooklyn, man.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, they sent that man to Brooklyn and not for a first round. They traded him and a 28 pick in the first round for a second round pick. They traded. They traded that man for a 1974 Pinto.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Right, right. I couldn't believe it. Oh, man.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Come on, Joe. You know when you want to get rid of something, you don't care where they go or you don't have to care what. That's like somebody giving up 4,500 million dollars to their ex on a divorce settlement. Do you really know how tired you must be of somebody say, Yeah, I got 500 million for you.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Bye.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah, yeah, I got a billion for your buy. Yeah, I got a board for you.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Bye.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
That's what they said. Yeah, we really don't want anything in return because think about it. For every Draymond Green and Nicola Jokic and Jalen Brunson, second round picks that turn out to be, well, we know Jokic is going to be a Hall of Famer, Draymond Green is trending in that direction. Two MVPs, a Defensive Player of the Year, four championships, and Jalen Brunson is what he's done. He, he's definitely trending in that direction. How many second round picks we actually think going to do something? I mean, you had, you got way back when, when it was like four or five rounds, you had Willis Reed, if I'm not mistaken, the second round pick. But for the most part in the mock common draft, that ain't happening. So for them to give up a first round pick, even, even later, first round picks, basically you. You trying to get guys that a lot. Look at the guys that weren't MVPs. Most of those guys are early round picks, at least top 10.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
So I'm not surprised. And considering how poorly Julius played against San Antonio and you know, go ahead.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, you got to get San Antonio credit now. They're a hell of a defensive team. Okay, Ocho.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
You know what I mean? I think you know. Now, I know Julius didn't play, he didn't play his best ball against him, but it must have been something more than that.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I'm sure it is.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
You know what I mean? Cause they got out the first round, you know, they was able to beat the Nuggets. I thought he played well in that series. It's just, man, you played against a hell of a team, a hell of a San Antonio team.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
And the power forward you should be able to do, you should be able to have your way against Basell and Castle. I'm sorry, Joe. As a 6, 9 power forward, those are twos and threes that are guarding you in the post.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, hey. Them boys playing big though. These ain't no regular two. I gave. Listen, listen, listen. I understand what you saying, but these ain't no regular.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
So you let it. You gonna let, you go Let a six, you gonna let a six, two, three guard, a two guard or a point guard, guard, you in the post, that's six, nine and a half. And you got Basell and you got Castle. And I know Castle is unbelievable, but that's the problem, Joe. That's the problem, they paying this man $35 million. That's supposed to be your advantage.
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Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah, yeah. Especially when you hobble. Cause Ant man was hobbled, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I understand that. I understand that.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
And then we cut. I think that's why they remember Gordon was kind of hobbled in. In the first round against them. So now that would have been the matchup. So he had an advantage, and he kind of took advantage of that.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Now when Ant man is still kind of hobble, we paying you. You supposed to be the difference maker. Remember, they traded cat for you.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah. The boy just got him one.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Crazy.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Now they feel now they look like, oh, Lord, we traded. Oh,
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
yeah, you gotta move on. Gotta move on.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
And like you said, and my thing is, you hear about Kobe said, go. You know, you get in, you go against bro, you not Kobe. These guys gotta stop thinking, oh, Kobe saved this. And I appreciate Kobe in partaking. Rest your soul. Kobe in partaking wisdom on these guys. But the problem is these guys actually think they're Kobe.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah, they got the mamba mentality.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
No, they think they had the mentality.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
They got king snake. They got brown snake, no venom. See, what made the black mamba so deadly is that the black mamba isn't the most toxic snake in the world.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Right.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
That's a crate. That's a west. That's an inland taipan. That's a common brown. They're probably two or three at the viper. Maybe the gaboon viper or the Russell's viper has more toxic in Africa than the mamba. But the mamba is one of the few snakes that will bite without provocation. He looking for a problem. Kobe didn't need any reason to do something bad to you.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Right?
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
So. So that's what I'm saying. People like the black. No, the black mamba is not even close to being one of the most toxic snake in the world. And now they don't start crossing snakes to get even more toxicity. You bleeding out of anything that has a hole, you bleeding out of it.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, if you got a pet snake, John, I do not want to come over your house
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
if it's venomous.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Snakes and spiders.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, Joe, you scared of snakes and spiders, boy?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Snakes and spiders. I don't play with no snakes.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I know what they have on me when I see you.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Know what to have on me when I see you, Joe.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
All right.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Cause I love me some spiders. You know, in high school, they used to call me arachnophobia.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Nah.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Cause you used to get down on all fours and get busy.
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Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Interacted.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Ocho was talking about arachnophobia, which I fear spider. And so now we talk about it's. Oh, you get out of office. Come on, Joe. Where you going with this?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Y' all gotta chill, bro. For real. Y' all can't be trying to stop. Stop trying to point like one of them little kids in class. See, see is him. Come on, man.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Talking about spiders and snakes, and you talking about getting on for it. Trying to get busy.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Cause that man said he arachnophobia.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
So I'm saying that is the fear of spiders. An arachnid. Yes, that is the fear of spiders.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
What he said. He was.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
He said arachnop.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
They used to call me. Arachnophobia.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Arachnophobia. You know exactly what he's saying.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
What I'm saying.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Y' all see, Ocho, and I've been trying to tell y'. All. I said I ain't never been number one.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Nah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
You know, hey, I'm just. I'm just here. Joe, that. That's between Joe and Joe. Joe done took over.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Chad. Chad. Anytime somebody is in denial, like the way the E boy be, that's how you know they number one. Cause they can't wait to try and deflect and put something on me.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
We're not deflecting. We're showing you that your innocence is not who you truly are.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Okay, y', all check them out. Chad, go ahead. Keep going.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Joe, I put. Joe, I'm a police officer.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Go ahead.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I pulled you over for speeding. You got me side the road talking about what about all those other cars? Look how fast I said, you know what, Joe? If I had to pulled you over, I could have got one of them. But I got you side the road, huh?
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
That's you, boy.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
You know what? Maybe had OO said so what? He said what? You said we could have pointed at oo, but you said that we talking about spiders. OO says they used to call your boy arachnophobia, which is the fear of spider arachnid you talking about. Yeah. Cause you was on all fours getting busy. It's like, where did this come from?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah, I must have. Well, I must have. I probably missed you and miss Heard.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
You heard exactly right.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
He done did.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, Unc, he done did that the past four shows in a row. Yes, he done went all the way in left field.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
And who's counting? Listen, listen.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Who are you counting? Cause you quick to point it on me, man. I told you, man.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, Ocho, wait, man. Me, Chad, we already know y' all big freaks. Ain't nobody. Listen, the thing is, y' all think it don't make y' all no bad brothers, man. We still like y' all the same. Ain't nobody judging y'. All. We just know what it is.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
No, the Bible teaches us. Judge you not least you be judged so that we just free.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
That's what I'm saying.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
But. But it's the fact that you. You quit, man. Oh, you know, you say you was hell when you. As well. Hey, so we know now. Hey, I saw Joe didn't play back in the day. That's what. That's what I'm saying. That's all I'm saying.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Listen, man. Listen, listen, listen. I know this man. If he claiming he was any type of insect or anything, that mean he was doing something freaky. That's just who he is. That's just who he is, bro.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
This man say from a freaky. This man said free. Because the man said he was an insect. He had to be doing something freaky.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah, you know. You know. Hey, get your mind. Don't get your mind out the gutter, man.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Y' all see this?
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Y' all see this?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
All right, Chad, my bad. My bad, Chad, my bad.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
You damn right. It's so bad. It ain't your.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I' ma chill. I' ma chill.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
It's too late now. It's too late.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah. Said damage I already done.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah, it's been done.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, you know what?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Damn it. Damn it. Hey, you know what? Damn it. Call me what you want. Y' all want me to be number one? Damn it. I'll be number one. Damn. Damn. I'm number one. I'm number one. I'll be number one.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Oh, Joe, now I think.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, guy.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, Chat. I think I know what happened. I think I know. To get that heat. To get the heat up off him. Joe might have set me up with the video. Joe might have set me up with the tape.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Okay, why? He.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
He might have sent somebody to infiltrate us. Ojo.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I think so, man.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Listen.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hold on. You think my character gives off that type of vibe?
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Oh, for sure, man. They shady.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
We may. Hey, hey. We might be a little shisty in the way we move sometime, but shady, I wouldn't say.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
They might all start with an S. Yes.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Like if we owe you something. If we owe you some money or something, we may not pay you. You know, that type of thing.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Cause you owe me still.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I had done Forgot about all that. My bad. Yeah, but that's okay, Joe.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Like you said, you being number one, I still look at you the same. I think you are as clutch as the NBA player that they've ever created.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yes.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
A big shot taker. A big shot maker.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yes, sir.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
That's you. So anything outside of that, you taking and making big shots, I still hold you in high regard.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Same. Same over here, Joe, huh? Hey, I don't look at you no different. You hear me?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Listen, y' all will be number one. I'll be number one. Just for the night, I'll be number one.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
That's you, Cook.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hold it down.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, you know what? Hey. It's so bad. He's so delusional. He the type that need therapy. He need counseling.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yes.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
He don't even realize it. He the type need to be in like them AA classes.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yes.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Alcoholic. But you out there drinking. Six in the morning, you drink at 12 in the afternoon, then you drink it again at night. That's what, that's what Joe.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Is he the guy to go to the clay? He go to the. The freak Anonymous. I'm ISO Joe Johnson and I'm a freak. And people clap for him. He's like, well, hell, y' all clap for me. I'm gonna stay up. Freak. Y' all was supposed to move, but hell, once y' all started clapping, I'm gonna keep doing what I it.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Listen, listen. Hey. I can't believe you oo over here tonight acting like that, man.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Damn, my light went off, man.
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Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
It's all good. Like I said that, that, that don't. That don't make you no bad brother. And I think I, I hate. Look, I, I think the thing is with Nas Reed going to Charlotte, because there's two. There's two parts of this. A big guy that can stretch the floor. Oh, yeah, he's another stretch guy. Look, they got guys that's going to be able to shoot the COVID off the ball. Brandon Miller can shoot the three, but he can elevate. He can finish above the rim. Canipple. We know the most threes by rookie in NBA history. He can shoot it. He's only going to get better. Yeah, I like Kobe White. He can shoot the three. He got great handles. He can penetrate. Hey, look, the East. And then like I said, they, they, they, they. They beat Miami. Ended up losing, I think ended up losing to Orlando.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Orlando.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
They, they, they might. I'm not. Look, obviously they're not no serious contenders. They. I don't this move does not put them above the Knicks and I don't think it puts them above Detroit and some of the other teams. I think with Miami doing what they did, I don't think that puts them above Miami. But I. I think they can cause some problems. Because like you said Joe the other night after the All Star break, they had one of the best records in the NBA.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah. Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
So that's definitely playing great ball.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah, they playing great ball. So I think they added some great pieces. I get. I. I guess what they gonna do with Miles bridges. I think a.k.a. ocho. Because if you bring over big boy Nas Reed, I think it's time. I think it's time for Bridge. I think it's time for him to get paid.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
It is. He's on expiring contract a little under 23 million a year. That makes him very, very enticing to someone because they only have one year on that contract. I don't. I don't think that could be. They keep him and he plays out of his mind because he can score. He's another dude bad. He get hot.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah. Oh yeah. He get it going. And you know what? I think what's underrated in this because Lamelo had great chemistry with those guys. Bro. You talk about canipple the rookie year that he had. Lamelo had a lot to do with that, you know what I'm saying? With him getting assists off con Canipple him getting assists off Brandon Miller. I just thought they was a great match. But obviously you weren't gonna be at the top of the damn east. So it's gonna be hard to pay a guy 300 some M. So go on, get up off of him while he got some great value and some great years left in him. Cause at least for the next two, three years here in Minnesota, they'll really get a chance to kind of see what they made of.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
But if you think about it, Joe, when you go going back to Minnesota, Cat seven foot. Let him go. You trade. Let him go. And you traded for a six, nine and a half. Julius Randall. I don't know how tall Nas reads is what, 6, 10, 6 11. You let him go. Now you're. You're kind of small now, Joe. Yeah, you're kind of really small. Yeah, man. Six, four, six, four and a half. You got mellow six, seven. You got Somu, you got Jane Daniels, you got Rudy Gobert. Now they're gonna need a big to back Rudy Gobert because you're not getting. You're not getting offense For Rudy. Rudy is there to anchor your defense.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Now you're going to need points on the offensive end and you're going to need another, you probably need another defender. And George Random wasn't a great defender, but I think you're going to, you're going to need some defensive guys. You got all those guys with offensive weaponry now Ant man going to hold his own.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah, yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
But Mellow is really not a defender. And I don't. And I hadn't seen enough of the summer to see if he's read a really defender. We know Jane Jaden McDaniels and we know Rudy. Those are your defenders.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, hey, but we do know that the young buck, Terrence Shannon, who made his playoff debut, hey, he gonna be in a rotation this year, you know what I mean? Yeah, but I think with Minnesota, because Rudy is a defensive big and the way he played against Denver, against Jokic, you know what I'm saying? The defense that he put on Jokic in that first round, bro, they helped him get out of that round. So you, you know, you gotta try to hope if you do run into that problem again, he can kind of duplicate that type of performance. But man, when you play San Antonio, you play okc, you have your hands full, Joe, you gonna have your hands full. But listen, when you got all those guys surrounded, you know, like they got Rudy, I just feel like your backup gonna have to be some type of a shooting threat. Okay? Ocho, you gotta have a big who can shoot the ball, you know what I mean? To be able to mix up coverages and give different looks. But those guys, ant man, LaMelo McDaniels, IO. Like two of those guys, they gonna have to be special. They gonna have to be pretty damn good on a night to night basis, you know what I mean?
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
And I think the thing is if you look at teams that have bigs, the bigs are opposite of what the starter is. If you look at, look at cat starts. But Mitchell Robinson is totally different. You look at Wimby and Cornet is totally opposite. You look at Rudy Gobert, Nas Reed was totally opposite.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
So you're gonna have to get somebody. I agree with you, Joe. You're gonna have to get somebody that's an offensive threat. You can't have two, you can't have two defensive threats at the big position.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Cause listen, you already know what's gonna happen when you meet the cream of the crop. Meaning the spurs women be gonna be playing damn free safety and they defense gonna look elite. They defense gonna look elite because he.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
If your.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
If your five, man ain't no threat. That's why the Knicks were able to win, bro, because Cat was such a threat. You know, if you're big, if your five can't shoot, yeah, your ass in trouble, boy.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
The wolves also discussed adding discussed Jalen Brown with the Celtics before trading Lamelo, per John
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Sisnik.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I forgot, bro. I. You got this name. I don't know what the Czyn Krasinski. Let's go with Krasinski. John Krasinski, Minnesota thought mellow as fitting more what they needed and far less compensation going out,
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
man. Listen, if I'm JB Jalen Brown, I really don't give a damn what happened, okay?
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
You got to be hurt, huh? Every time something come up, it's always his name that's in the conversation that's being traded. This ain't.
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Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
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Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
That doesn't work.
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They say it works. I don't know. Listen to Skyline Drive, how to live
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Well, if we don't understand the full
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Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
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Hell, yeah.
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Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
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Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
The first time.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I don't think this surprised anybody.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
We talked about this the other night. But the shocking news of the day. The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George. Two first round picks, two second round picks. The Celtics are really originally was asking the Sixers to include VJ Edgecombe in the trade. Boston asking price on Brown continue to fall over the past few weeks until they accepted a deal centered around Paul George and picks Jalen Brown. Now check this out. The NBA has now traded Paul George for Shay Gilgis. Jay Jaylen Brown the Montes Sabonis, Victor Oladipo, Denali Gallinari. Seven first round picks, four pick swaps. Paul George has now become the most valuable player in NBA history. Joe, we had talked about this. We saw the writing on the wall that the Celtics was getting rid of Jaylen Brown. And we, we don't get. We can go in a little further depth. But when you heard this news what our first thing that went through your mind, man.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
You know what? As we've been talking about this lately, I'm like with all these scenarios that's been coming out about Jaylen Brown getting traded, I didn't really understand why. And for him to get traded, it doesn't surprise me Uncle Ocho. But to send him to Philly for Paul George, obviously Boston's trying to save some money to some degree. You know what I mean Knowing and understanding that Ocho. Yeah. We're going to have to deal with the riff of trading him today and we understand that but hell come next season he gonna be looking to re up and get him another contract. And if we dealing with this now, we can't, you know, we can't continue to do business like that. So while he's hot, while he's still probably at his highest value, let's see what we can get for him. And I think they got, you know I think it was a pretty even swap. For real. If you just want me to keep it 100 high, it's even.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Joe, with Paul George in that injury
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
history you get, you get what you get two first round pick. Yeah, listen, listen, listen. And what Boston is looking for, okay. I don't want to have to. I don't want people to have to riff raffle between who's 1A and 1B and all that.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
This riff raff before.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Listen.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
This clearly puts the pressure on Jason Tatum. Hell, without Jason Tatum, if Jaylen Brown could lead us to a three seed, you know, we put some capital pieces around jt. Hey, a two seed and we put some comparable pieces around jt. Him knowing that he can lead us. I just think, man, they really didn't want to deal with Jaylen Brown stuff, bro. Considering all the things that he said, they took an opportunity to be able to get up off of him. What you hope is that Paul Joyce can be a consistent, valuable vet.
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Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
You got UNK. When I say consistent.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
When was the last time that happened, Joe?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hold on, hold on, Unk. Hold on, Unk. We ain't asking him to score no 22 and 25 points a night. A very efficient 16 to 18 points a night is pretty good. Man. They got a lot of pieces. Look, did y' all forget that they went and got Mitchell Robinson from the Knicks?
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I knew that was gonna happen.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
So listen, once you start winning, what do teams do, Uncle Ocho? They start picking off your damn players.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
But I need you to answer me this. When was the last time Paul George was healthy enough to give you what you're asking from him?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I ain't think he played bad in
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
the post season, Joe. The man missed damn near 40 games.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
But when he played. Uncle. Hey, when his mind play bad. I'm saying when his. Listen, what I'm saying is we looking at what Paul George is making from a salary standpoint. He ain't get. He can't give you that. What he making.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
54.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
What he gonna get?
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
So what you. Hold on. You traded Jaylen Brown? Cause you Said you wanted to get off contract. Jaylen Brown gave you without Jayson Tatum. 29 points with Jason Tatum. He's giving you somewhere around 22. So I need somebody. Cause guess what, Joe, if you leave your girl, you expecting somebody to replace her. She gotta be just. Look, just as good, just as fine. Could cook just as well and put it down in the sheets.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
If she can't do all that, what am I trained for?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
You ain't gonna get nothing that was comfortable. You lost that.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Look, look, look, look. I'mma keep with it.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Look, you threw him out there. You lost that on Giannis. So this was your backup plan. Hell, what else was you gonna do? You couldn't bring him back.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Well, what you know what problem was, is that you should have kept your mouth shut and let somebody come to you because you open your mouth. Everybody knew you wanted to get off on him. And they knew you gonna catch hell bringing him back after all this. Because no matter what the chat says and people say about the media, Jaylen Brown is a very smart individual.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yes.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
That man with the Caltech, excuse me, Cal Berkeley.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
He knows all this information coming out. It ain't from no media. Now, he get upset at the media that they're reporting it, but he knows it came from the Celtics. He knows that.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
And I think that's one of the reasons.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
So they know that. He know that we can't bring him back. Because like you said, Brad, Steven said, we love Jason, we loved Jaylen Brown, but that don't mean his ass. Faith.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
But listen, this, you gotta understand. Jalen Brown with two steps ahead. Two steps ahead of everybody else. How long has house been up for sale? Huh? How long have been up for sale?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Oh, yeah, yeah. The writing was on the wall.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
That happened a long time ago. Obviously, the writing was already on the wall. And the player always knows before everybody else. Now, another thing where, you know, he was leaving and Jaylen Brown continues to talk, he continues to fire back and go back and forth with certain people, especially, you know, the higher ups in positions of power who have a voice. He loved going back and forth with them. That's another tall tale and sign that, you know what? I ain't gonna be here anyway. So you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna do what most NBA is playing don't do. I'm gonna go back and forth with him.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
And again, Jason Tatum. Yes. They like him. Why do they like him? Because he's safe. He's safe. He's not gonna say much. Jaylen Brown.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
No, he ain't rocking no boat.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Jalen Brown, he's not safe. He's fun. He's entertaining. He's a little.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
He's a man.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
But when it's time to play basketball, you know what you get, Joe? What you get, boy? Yeah, get that boy.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Billy got one now. Philly got one.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, Ocho, you said the writing was on the wall. Guess who was writing? The Celtics up there doing graffiti.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah, yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
They don't drew a big old picture of Jayla Brown exiting, walking out the building.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah, yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Why everybody kept saying y', all, man. I remember when I was on Undisputed, they would get mad when he's having a conversation you guys are trying to break. Y' all trying to put them pit em against each other. No, the Boston Celtics are putting. Pitting them against each other. We're just talking about it. We're doing our job. Don't get mad at the messenger.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
They had to pick a side.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
But this is, this is the thing, Joe.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
They picked this out a long time ago.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
When you support a team, you always defend said team and the players that are on that team. And you're kind of blind to the fact of what the teams are trying to do internally. Me and you, we can see what they're doing. We know the noise coming from inside the house. We understand, oh, I see what they trying to do. You peep game. But as a fan, you blind. And if you blind, you really can't see it. You can't see what they trying to do. You just defend your place.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Not blind. The blindest person is the man that can't see. It's the blind that's choosing not to see.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Right?
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
The Celtics fan chose not to see because it was easy to blame. You know what the easiest thing to do is to blame someone else for your troubles. That is the easiest thing to do. So instead of saying, well, damn, why does this keep. Why does this keep coming out? What is this stuff about JB and jt? Yada, yada, yada. What is is this? It's easy to blame people that get on TV and talk for a living about it. Y' all making up story. I remember we was talking about it last year, Ocho. They talk about. Must be a slow news day. It sped up in a hurry, didn't. It was slow. Now, I. I ain't one of them guys to sit back, but I told you, Joe and I remember and I have this conversation. I said, two 300 million dollar contracts, two. Jalen Brown is in line to get two years, 143 million extension as we sit here.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Jason Tatum is just, what, in the second year? Over 300 million or 317. JB signed a 306. Yeah, he's due. He can sign a two year extension for 143. Nah, nah, nah, nah. And then reading a little bit about it, somebody was covered today. The guy that's the front of the face of the Celtics, really, he's the face of it, but he didn't put up the most money. He got a venture capitalist group and they got more control.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Right.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
We talked. I told you this, Ocho. Yeah, I understand you talking about winning, winning, but they ain't really trying to go in that second apron. The objective isn't a business. I'm gonna spend as little as I possibly can to make as much as I possibly can. So having two $300 million guys on my payroll, that ain't really conducive for business.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
No, sir. It's hard to build a team out like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, hey.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
This. What?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
What?
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Jason Tatum.
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How old?
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Jason Tatum? 27, 28.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Oh, yo, guess what? In a year, Next year, next year. Yeah. What he gonna be looking for?
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Oh, he's gonna re up again.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Two year extension one re up again.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I'm sure live a year. Either next year, 27 or 28. Jason Tater gonna be right back. That's gonna be Justin time to go to the.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
That's gonna be dope. That's gonna be dope for him. I'm hopeful, hopefully, you know, God, God's grace, he stays healthy and comes back, you know, next season, obviously being able to take, take the reins and lead that team the way we know and we've seen, we've seen him do, you know, before his injury. So. I'm happy. I'm happy with JT, man. I'm happy with JT I'm happy Tatum
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
is 28 years of age.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I'm happy for Jaylen Brown too. So now this makes it even worse. This make it even worse. Now you think about all the noise, right, umpire, all the noise of the people counting the Celtics out because JT was hurt. What Jayden Brown came out and did led the ass to a goddamn second seed, right? What you think he's gonna go to do in Philly with another chip on the shoulder?
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
The difference is he got a ball stopper. He got another guy trying to cut his teeth and show that he's incredible. Maxi went to the all, was an all star, you Got the one guy that you throw it in there, he clogging.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
He clogging up the.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
You know, you got kids in the back seat and you can't turn around. You just hand the cookie back there and then grab it and it don't come back. That's Embiid. When they throw the ball in the back.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, but hold on. Think of this. Think of this, though. Doesn't that take some of the pressure off? And B, doesn't that take some of the pressure off, Maxi? Well, you don't have to do much because now you can defer to someone else who can get to it, just like you can. It's.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Well, listen, it. It should. It should. Ocho. But you know, JB just coming off averaging 29 a game, bro. Maxi average. Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Maxi average, 26, 27 a game.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
So we know Embiid led the league in scoring. Take off, Joe.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
So you got Embiid, like Uncle said, he a ball stopper. I think he gonna have to change his game more than anybody. Embiid, because you got a bunch. You got Maxey, Edgecombe and Brown around Embiid. I think it can be great, but he can't be no ball stopper to where it's messing up the rhythm, bro. You know what I mean? Like, you got some young thoroughbred, some boys who can get out. JB gonna be able to get heels on both ends of the floor. I think that's valuable piece, honestly, because if he comes in, he could be a lockdown defender, and he's giving you roughly 22 to 25 a night. I'm talking about efficiency. He's going. Look, he going to be looking to prove a lot of people wrong, and he's going to be looking to show how valuable he is, meaning he's going to be a winning piece to the right situation. And I think, hey, I'm not mad at it, bro. I like him. In Philly, if they could figure it out, if B can stay healthy, hell, maybe 60 games. Uncle Ocho can embiid give us 60 games.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
And, you know, it's funny. Even if he don't give you 60, you still got Maxey and got. You still got JB even if you don't. And whoever they have in place, I'm sure they can not be in the middle, not be in the way and clogging up the goddamn paint. So Maxie and JB can do what they need to do.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Let me ask you a question, though, Cho. What was your best receiver? How many. What's the most Yards you ever had in the season.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
1400, 1500, 14, 14 something.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
So let's just say for the sake of argument, at 25, 26 years of age, you just had 1500 receiving yards on 95 catches, 13 touchdowns. And they bring a guy in your same age, they just put up those same numbers somewhere else and say, ocho, we want to take a little pressure off you. How you feeling? I mean, okay, hey, that's all I want to say. Once you get to that pro bowl and you see all them other guys in that pro bowl and how they talk, Ocho, good job, bad. Hey, hey, there's a bad. Hey, there's a bad boy right here, man. Ocho put that work in. But you know, Ocho, we just bringing another guy in to take some pressure off you.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, but hold on, Think about this, right? We've seen it many a time before, right? Think about, think about Tory holding Isaac Bruce. Think about, think about Reggie Wayne and Marvin Harrison. Now, we've seen duos that operate and have 1300 a piece on both sides of the ball. So I'm looking, I'm looking at, looking at it from that view standpoint where you got two people as a coach offensively, but hell, I got two dudes that can get it off the goddamn muscle. I ain't got to do nothing. So in hindsight I'm seeing it as a good thing as opposed to, God Damn, I got 1A and 1B. I'm looking at it a little different.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah, I think in basketball when you got a guy like Bead, if it's free flowing. Yeah, you can get that. Embiid is not a free flowing player. He needs the ball and he needs to boot. Boop, boop. I'm standing around, what am I supposed to do in the meantime, Joe? What am I supposed to be doing while he doing? When he back it, when he back it up and he looking to see if the double team coming and he's steady back it up, what am I supposed to be doing?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Look, your opportunity's gonna come, but they gonna be far few in between. They ain't gonna be like they used to. So the ones that you do get, Uncle Ocho, you know, you gotta make them count, bro. You gotta make em account. Cause see, once you playing with a lot of talent like this, I feel like the NBA is running into this because you have a lot of guys teaming up, a lot of star players teaming up with other star players, bro. It takes some, you know, sacrificing a little bit. You know what I mean, so you gonna have to. You can't. You can't come out thinking you finna average 30, and you with Maxi Edgeman, Embiid. What I'm saying is, man, that efficient, 22 a night, 24 a night, that you probably can give them gonna be far better than you trying to get 30. You feel me? Like, I think they got. I'm with you, Ocho. I think they got enough players to where they can take pressure off one another and make the game a lot easier, simpler for them. And winning cures it all. Hell, if they winning.
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Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Come on, now.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. Boston just won and they broke it up. They just won the championship two years ago. Joe. Man, let me ask you a question, Joe. You say I sacrifice points, but in sacrificing points, guess what else I'm sacrificing? An opportunity to be all NBA. An opportunity to be All Star. And what. Guess what else that mean at the end of that All Star and all Pro. Excuse me. All NBA is what, Max.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hold on. We talking about two players that's been paid already and beat them. And paid already? Max has been paid already.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What did you. Hold on. Shut your mouth. Shut your mouth about been paid already.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
What's better?
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
This man want another three.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
You want the boy to double dip?
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah, they want a double dip. You got to realize JB is 29.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, hey, hey.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
And not only that, maxi might be 24. 20.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Oh, maxi gonna get his regardless, though.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
He already. He just signed. He want another one.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm just saying he gonna get it anyway. Hey, Joe. Hey, Uncle. Listen, listen. I'm not a basketball savant. I don't have the knowledge of the game the way y' all do. I just think those two can operate together. I just think they do.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Oh, I believe they could.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah, I think they can, too.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I think they believe it'll be a
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
little smoother if Embiid wasn't there. Hey, think about this. What if they had a center like Cat? Now, I'm not saying. I'm not saying that Cat would be there. I'm just saying a center like Cat that's not clogging up the paint, that can, boom. Be out there like a stretch.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I think Embiid can play that role to some degree. Cause he's a good pick and pop big who can shoot the ball. But the thing is, man, every time we come down court, if you sitting on the block, waiting for the ball, calling for the ball, then that's gonna Be a problem. Ocho, you gotta set some of these up picks. Set me a screen right when I cross half. That way I got a lot more real estate to work with, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, but every time we come down, I'm getting into my. I'm getting into my dance and you run down there posting up. Damn, I need to get out of the way trying to get through here.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, Joe, that's why you gotta call play, Joe.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
No, no, listen what I'm saying, Unk. Look, JB is good enough to where in transition. He's gonna be a nightmare defensively, you know, he should get 6 to 10 points, 6 to 12 points off of defense alone just by being in the passing lane, being disruptive, healing skills he's got. He has that type of body, him and Edgecombe. That's why I like this move for the Sixers. And I think they gonna cause a lot of hell boy in the Eastern Conference.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
But you know what? The Celtics don't hold him in very high regard. Ain't no way in hell I'm trading a guy that was in the MVP discussion the whole year. That's the all NBA selection who's a Finals MVP of Eastern Conference. And I'm gonna trade him to one of our better rivals.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
That's what I'm saying. That what kind of.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
But that tell you.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I don't. I don't. Hey, you know. Hey, hey, you know what that means?
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, baby, you could go date anybody you want to, don't you date.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, you know. You know what that means. You know how. You know how bad you want to get rid of something to let them go? I'm gonna use it in NFL terms. You know how bad you got to let something go. If you play for Cincinnati, you say, you know what? Forget it, I'm a ship to Cleveland. You know what? Forget it. I'm gonna ship him to Pittsburgh. You know, forget it. I'm gonna ship him to the Ravens because I just want to get him. I just want to get up off of him.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
You won't offer.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah, you right. Damn, man, that's. I ain't see. I ain't see this coming. I ain't gonna lie. I did.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Now, now, we didn't see it coming. All this talking. You saw it coming. No, no, you didn't. Probably didn't see him going to Philly. Yeah, but you know, they had to move.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know that. But not. Not the Philly, though.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Okay. Okay.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
He probably could have kept his House.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Cause we've been talking about it. He leave. He leaving ball.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
You know what else too, Uncle Joe, I'm glad not only did he let him go, they sent him somewhere we can contend. They put the right pieces around. You already got Max. You already got Embiid. I'm not sure, obviously. I think NBA. When is NBA started already? Where you can continue to improve your team and get assets. Oh, yeah, okay. It started today.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I mean, you do a 30, you can start. But yeah, you see people already trading, so things of that nature. And you. But you look at Miguel Bridges, he goes for five first round, three pick swaps, Desmond Bain, four first rounders, two pick swaps, Jaren Jackson, three first rounders. You look at all the first rounders that they gave up and what you call them, go for Paul George. Paul George got a bad contract too. Paul George making over $50 million a year. If. If he was that Paul George. And Andy, he was that Paul George. When he was with Russell Westbrook and okc, you got him at a bargain. Cause that Paul George was a hellion on both ends of the court. Yeah, this Paul Jordan right here.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, I think. Hey, hey, hold up, hold up. Oh, you got it. Hold on, hold on. See, we can't. You can't. You looking at him here when he averaging 26 a game. I ain't.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I. I ain't paying him like he averaging 26.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah, I know. I understand. Understand that. I understand that part. That's how he getting paid. But we got to be realistic. You know what I'm saying? He's going to Boston, bro. I think he can be a valuable piece. Is he gonna do. Do what Brown done now? He ain't gonna do that.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
But why the hell you moving?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
He gonna be a great complimentary piece to Jason Tatum. Hell, we ain't gonna have to deal with no riff raff neither, man.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Jason Jay LeBron didn't get y' all no riff rap. If you didn't. If you didn't like me, just say you didn't like me. So. But y' all smiling and cheesing in my face, and all the while y' all talking ish behind my back. That's the problem I got. I don't have no problem playing with jt. As a matter of fact, he and I get along great. Do we do anything off the court?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Nah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
That man got his life, I got mine. I'm okay with that. I didn't come to Boston to meet any new friends. I came to try to win a championship. And Improve and get better and contribute. That's what I came to Boston for. But this notion, y' all pat me on my back and y' all said all this stuff to me all the while y' all leaking stuff about this and about that. Yeah, yeah, it's gonna piss me off.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
He knew that.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
He knew that. He played. Listen, he played it right, though. He played his cards right.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, I know what. I know what. Embiid better be getting his ass in some shape. Cause JB gonna call him out.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Apple and pears are shaped.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Huh?
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Apple and pears are shaped.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Ah.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
JB gonna call him out. Hey, hey. JB coming over there to win. He ain't come over there to play no games, man. Yeah, he coming over to win, Uncle Ocho.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah. I mean, listen, y' all go ahead.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I'm gonna get me. I'm gonna go get me another. Yeah, you.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I'm sure, Joe, you right. I. I still think I. I think it's gonna be a good thing. I know Philly fans should be happy. Philly fans should be happy. You should be stoked. Obviously. It also should be encouraging to Embiid to know, okay, I got Maxi, I got JB coming in. I need to come in in the best shape of my life. So I can. Not only. That's all I'm saying, but I can also have a season where I could play as many games as possible and be as effective as possible. You know, that's my mindset. I'm not sure how Embiid thinks, but I think they gonna be nice. And now. Now they are contender, too. They're a contender as they continue to get assets. You know, now that free agency is going on right now, they gonna be a contender. 1. One little move changes the trajectory of an organization.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah, I agree. I like them in the East. They'll definitely be contending. I say top. Top five team in the east, top four or five team. But, yeah, if Embiid come in, in shape, bro, and ready, ready to go, ready to work. Ocho, like I say, I'm trying to be realistic here when I say him playing 60 games. Because if he's healthy and ready, bro, the chemistry and continuity should be there. You know what I mean? It's when he's not playing and those guys out there just free flowing, you know what I mean? Having fun, enjoying the game. And it looks a lot different, you feel me? When everybody get a chance to touch the ball now. Max and Edgecombe, they in they bag, you know, playing great. And then when Embiid Comes back. Now we back to this slow down pace. And it's hard, bro. It's hard to. It's hard to gain momentum like that. So they gonna have to figure that part out. It's really gonna be up there in be.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I can't believe. I can't believe. Joe, what's up? I've been elite 13 years, and now all of a sudden, the year 13, we're gonna ask him to come in healthy and hungry. Any condition. Wow. So when we gave you. So when we gave you. When we gave you that max contract, we. That was asked into too much. And then we. When you had two years left on the contract and we gave you an extra three years, that kicks in this year. That was asking too much you to do that. But now we got Jalen Brown. That's what we need from you.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah. Yeah, that's what we need. That what we need, baby. Big fella, we know you've been bogged down with some injuries, knickknacks, hand there. Okay, cool. But look, now we need you to. We need you to get it in gear. We need you to get it in gear because we got. We got guys around you who we know can get to it and are proven winners. So. Yeah, man, we need.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Huh? Which. That's what you wish, huh?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Okay. I tell you what, I tell you what. Wish in one hand and poop in the other and see which one fill up. That my granny said. I tell you. You wish it, huh? He said, wishing one hand, pooping the other. See which one fill up. Okay, I'll be right here. That's the thing I love about it. Cause now that you know, it's Ocho and I. So I get you all. We get you all year. So we gonna see.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, we gonna see, baby. That's the beauty about it.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Let's go.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I like it. I like it. I like it.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
This, man, I can't. Look, my thing is, is that I think we all in agreeance. We kind of. We saw this coming. It was too much momentum. It was too much talking. In years past, it was whispers, you know, JB and this. There might be some butting of the head. There might be some envy, blah, blah. I don't believe it was envy on either one of those guys. Part. This was. Boston did this. Boston started leaking information to certain people, and they started talking, and JB was like, well, I ain't say that. I ain't do that. Why is it? Why all of a sudden I'm playing? I don't bother nobody. I ain't never been in trouble. I don't run a file with the law. Y' all don't see me out here in the clubs. And he had a lady, nice little lady. She was nice. She used to be a WNBA player, that thing. Hey, it was a season. That's all they needed. It was a season. But for the most part, that man don't bother nobody.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
And he's like, I'm just trying to figure out why, of all the people, the way you. I play hard on both ends of the court. I give you everything. There's never one, no one has ever questioned, does JB play hard? Does JB care about winning? Is JB in shape? Nobody has ever questioned my dedication, my love, my purpose for the game. Yet I hear everything that comes out about in Boston. My name is attached to it.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Well, maybe it's something we don't know, Uncle Joe. Maybe it's something we don't know that was going on internally most of the time.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Nah, we know what's going on.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Watch. And it always happens once the player leaves. Look what they did to Myles Garrett. Once Myles Garrett left Cleveland, all of a sudden, now you got something bad to say about him. So whatever was going on internally that we don't know about, that caused the ruckus and some of the leaks to come in from. Some of the leak to come from inside the house. Something gonna come out soon. Watch. Guarantee you.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Let me explain. This is what I think. This is me. I don't know anything. I don't know anybody in Baltimore. I'm trying to get up to Brockton, Massachusetts. I heard they got. They got some nice scenery, got some nice tall buildings up there in Brockton, Mass. Yeah, that's what I hear. I don't know, but I'm trying to get ready to take a look around. But anyway, this is what I think. I think the Boston Celtics, JB got there first. But I've always believed, and I said this on Undisputed. They've always valued Jason Tatum more than they value Jalen Brown.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Right.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
And it's hard not to let that rub you the wrong way, because I'm putting in just as much effort, just as much energy. I'm taking the tougher other assignments. You didn't guard Luka Doncic. I did. And when we had it, yeah, we took turns guarding LeBron James X, Y, and Z. But for the most part, I had that assignment to begin with. And I don't know what else I can do to ingratiate myself so he's always felt slightly. No matter what he did, no matter how well he played, it was always, this is JT's team. He's 1A. Well, why can't I be 1A and he be 1B? Why I gotta be 1B? Because we all know A is the first letter of the Alphabet. But whether they say 1A or 1B, what are they still telling you? Ocho?
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Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
You Second. Because I ain't seen. No, look, I can't, I can't identify all the languages Alphabet, but A. Yeah, in English.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Listen, as far as you got that one in front of you, you are right. You, you are right.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, man, no. Oh, no. When they put a question, they put one. They said, okay, the first question. One. Do they put B, A, C, D, or they put A, B, C, D. Right.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, listen, we know he got a good argument, though. Hell, hey, look, I'm the finals mvp.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
He got a great argument.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah, yeah. I'm the finals mvp. I'm the Eastern Conference mvp. When we get there, I show up and show out. You feel me? I think that's more of what JB is trying to, you know, get his point across. Like, damn. Like, every time I, I look up, my name is always in, in conversations.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Always.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
You know what I mean? So you right, Unc. They've always valued Jason Tatum more than they did jb, and he un. Understands that. That's why he gonna go out here, man. He gonna show up and show out, man. I, I. Hey, I think he got there, huh?
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
And for, and, and he would be disingenuous if he said it doesn't bother you because you can, you've seen situations where parents have, have put emphasis on one kid more than the other, and the kid resented the child, the other, the other sibling, even though they had nothing to do with it.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
There's a little truth even in a lie. So even if things were coming out of Boston wasn't, Wasn't the full truth, JB knew there was some truth in it.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah. Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
It bothered him even after this season when they took what he said. I know what he meant. He said, this was the most fun I had Marcus say. Well, I. You mean to tell me we had a 31 lead, we lose, and you talking about you had fun? Oh, you had fun because you got you some numbers on.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Oh, okay.
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Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
All right. Hey.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Okay.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
You remember Denzel when they had Denzel in the jungle?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah. Okay.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah. All right.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna put, I'm put.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
What do you say? I'm gonna put.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
What you think you could do that to me?
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Shoe program.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
23.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Ah, yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
People thought he was about shoe program. This that special housing unit. That's what the 23 hour lockdown. A special housing unit?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
You get 23 hour lockdown.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah,
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
they might let your ass out to take a shower and. Hey, yeah, you get an hour for shower. Maybe walk around in the yard.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Damn.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Buy your lonesome. But you damn sure ain't doing up with somebody else. Man, look, I hope he gets out there and ball too, because I. I like him. But we knew when you become this outspoken, it's just a matter of time. And it's just a matter of time.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
And when you out, when you this outspoken, there's no better way to shut their ass up than to come out here and perform at a high level night in and night out.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
What's funny?
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
He want to lock their ass out the playoff. He said, man, if I get large, just let me consider the situation, man. Hey, that man might be Michael Jordan.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
He want to see them in the playoffs. He want to play a semi game. Listen, I'm telling you. I'm telling you what's right, bro.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, I'm turning him loose.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, hey, hold up.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Nurse. Yeah, hey, jb, I'm turning it loose.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Doesn't this put pressure back on JT as well?
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Jaden Brown, he's never felt so much pressure.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
We saw what Jaylen Brown did. You know why you was hurt. Now we give you the keys of the team, huh? We don't have to worry about no 1A or 1B no more. This is your team now. Can you replicate what Jalen Brown did while you was hurt? Can you get us?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah. You ain't put pressure on him. Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Brian Windhorse just reported. Even though Jaylen Brown was talking about himself for mvp, the Celtics did not feel like Jalen had the best season of their team. They felt like Derrick White had a better season.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Boston. Boston got a chill. They just got out of hand. They just got out of hand.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
They trying to be funny, Joe.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Man, I don't know what they trying to turn into a comedy show. That what they trying to do.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
They went horse, you know, hey, don't. Don't mess up the credibility now. Don't. Don't mess up your credibility. Matter of fact, I wouldn't. I wouldn't even. I wouldn't even have wrote that, Joe. Huh? I wouldn't even have wrote that.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Come on, man.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Here's Derrick White's numbers in 25, 26, he averaged 16 and a half points a game, four and a 4.4 rebounds a game, five and a half, 5.44 assist per game. His net rating on off was plus 6. Jalen Brown averaged almost 29, almost 7 rebounds, 5 assists. When he's off, they're minus 6.2.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Joe, are you serious, man?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Come on, bro, they gotta chill.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
You know how it is. You've been on jobs. Nobody ever say anything bad about you while you there. You show up to work every single day on time the moment you leave. He was difficult to work with. No, I just didn't take. Apologize. I was gonna let y'.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
All.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I was gonna let y' all pay me peanuts. Hey, so if that make me difficult. Yeah, I'm difficult. I'm very difficult. I won't go let you lie to me. You told me one thing, and then when I said. I said, you told me this. And then you try to. And then I hold your feet to the fire. Yeah, I'm difficult to work with.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah. Yeah. Hey, y' all know what it is. Just like that girl. Just like. Just like that girl. You was there. When you was with her, it was. Oh, man.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
They put it down. Yeah. When you ain't with her, boy, she talk bad about you.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah, she was.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
He ain't got no motion like that. His stroke ain't like that.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Try to hurt my feet. I just wanna know one thing. Did you tell your friends, did he crack? So he wasn't like that. You let him crack for four years? Five years?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Six years.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Damn, Joe, I ain't experienced that one yet. What? Yeah, I like that example, though. Hey, but I wanna know. Hey, aren't you sure that was written? Oh, that's not AI. I mean, because, I mean, like, come on, man. Come on now. Come on, come on, come on. I mean, especially, like, if you don't like him. You know, those that are inside the organization but don't. Don't report on. Don't report no. Excuse me. No bull crap like that.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Y' all know damn well.
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It's that and then there's everything else.
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Yeah, it would murder. Marie, lunch. Let's talk about the best moments that we had on the road. I would love a cocktail.
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Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
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Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I'm Mangesha Tigidar and I'm back with a new season of the podcast Skyline Drive. This time I'm diving into a rabbit hole of peptides, organoids, blood boys, blue
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Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
To try to understand what this longevity obsession is all about and what it really means to live forever for all of us, I learned about some rad science.
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I can make a brain for you. And then we can test what drug
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
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Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Here are some hard truths.
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I would expect Indians to age faster,
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but I did not expect it to
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
be almost a four to five year
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Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
That doesn't work.
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Make it look more defined.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
They say it works.
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I don't know.
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The Declaration, which is full of these beautifully rendered, you know, sentences and paragraphs about enlightenment ideals, does also have this darker history to it.
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Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Well, if we don't understand the full
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
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Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
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Hell yeah.
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Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
But think about it. Which one of those two guys went to the Olympics?
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Oh, don't start that.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Don't, don't start that. Don't do that. Joe, tell him how. Joe Ocho do you realize people, that's how they do. They look at like, well, he went to the limit, so he got to be better.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Nah, hell no.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
We smart enough to know. But everybody, sometimes if it comes from the organization, it gotta be true.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Well, the devil is a lie. Shoot, somebody in the organization must got one eye like me because I can see better than what they talking about, man.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
We all know it was a money issue, bro. They ain't want to have to deal with that. Obviously, JB made it a little easy for him, but yes, they weren't trying to do that.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Damn.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Immediately after the trade, a video of Jalen criticizing Embiid for flopping made its rounds. Let's take a listen to this video. I mean, this is my personal opinion on basketball. Some of y' all might disagree, you know what I mean? But argue with your grandma. Flopping has ruined our game.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Joel.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Embiid is a great player. One of the best bigs in fucking basketball history. Flops.
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He know it.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
This ain't. This ain't breaking news.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
The same.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
You know what I mean? It is what it is. I can clip it up. Like I said, y' all can post it on these paid accounts that y'. All, these bot. Whatever. That's just my opinion.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, I like that.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Joe. He didn't. He ain't tell no lie. Oh, Joe. He ain't tell no lie. You know what I mean? Does he do. I wanna call it flopping at times? I guess you can. But he sells it. He sells it whenever you touch him or whenever you initiate that contact. Yeah, he gonna sell it. And I'm sure he'll tell him that to his face because he did say he was a great player. He said he's a great player, but
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
he does not one of the best big men to play this game. So obviously he gave his credit. He gave his kudos. But he did say there's a part of your game where you're a little excessive, you know, on the phone flopping. And you're a big dude. You're a big man. You're a big man. Play like a big man.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Sometimes two or well over £300, but. And he dropped like a sack of potatoes.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Listen, listen. See, but here's the thing. Guys who love to score, the basketball, Uncle Ocho, they're willing to do whatever they can to manipulate the. The defense, the referees. I don't give a damn what it is. They enjoy scoring. They want to get. Yeah, he knows how to manipulate the game.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah, yeah, look, waiting. I'm accentuating. Yeah, I'm accentuated.
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Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, you gotta hit that cat.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Oh, my God.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
You gotta hit that cat. Oh, my God.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
So I gotta do. Hey, I gotta do whatever I can to get this call. Miles bridges, a 2029 first round pick. A 2027 second round pick to the Phoenix Suns for Grayson Allen Royce O'. Neal. And a 2033 first round pick. 20. Damn. 2033. The world gonna be around in 2033.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah. Yeah. Hopefully we gonna be here.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Bridge. Signed through one more season at about $22.8 million. And he's set to be an unrestricted free agent ahead. And he'll be only the age of 29 years of age in 2027. Joe, considering this was the first time in a very, very long time the Charlotte, the Hornets had been successful. Yeah, they had a very, very young team, young budgeting stars. You look at Mellow, you look at Knipple, you look at Miller, you know, they traded and get Kobe White, they were starting and it seeming like they blew it all up. Are you surprised at the steps that the Hornets are taking considering this is the first time in a very long time they've enjoyed some level of success?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
No, no, I'm not surprised at all. Fellas, you got to look at it from this point. They haven't had any value over there in Charlotte for quite some time.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Okay.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Now that they finally created some value, okay, boom. Now we got some assets that we can kind of use to kind of go out and get more assets. Because look, these guys are coming up for contracts. We ain't finna pay Lamelo 250, 300 M's. So he got the highest value. Real talk, he got the highest value that he's ever had.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Let's try to get off of him, get some great, competent pieces back to where we can just build around Miller and Knipple. And I think that's kind of what it's been. Now you look at Miles Bridges who's coming up, he's probably. He gonna be looking for a new contract here soon.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
We want 35, 40 per year over five, four, five years.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah, yeah.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
So listen, great elite talent, physical scoring forward, bro, who thrives in transition. You can give him the ball at times and he can ISO you and go get a bucket. He's a high energy lob threat guy. Like, remember what I was telling y' all yesterday, man, the teams are starting to go with a lot of these tweener guys who are. Cause Miles bridges ain't about 6, 6, 6, 7, you know what I'm saying? But he got a long about 611 wingspan, so he's able to play the 4 and 3. So he's a tweener guy who you put around. I would say a big whoever you gonna have. But you have all these guys who can score the basketball and defend at a high level. I think that's kind of where the game is going. But considering that Charlotte wasn't going to pay Myles Bridges. Uncle Ocho. Yeah, why not? He got some value too.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, Uncle, I got a question too. Obviously, Joe, you just stated, obviously, the Charlotte Horners haven't had much success. The people in Charlotte haven't had much to cheer about. But you have a player in Miles Bridges. You have someone that's exciting, that's polarizing, very unpredictably. When he's on the court like Lamelo and you let him go and you say, Joe, you know, financial reasons, you don't want to pay them what they're going to earn and what they're projected to make you want to get off them because of the money. And then you bring in other players that are not as polarizing, you know, that aren't as good. So what message are you sending not only to the team, but to your fans also?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
It ain't that you're not trying to win. Look, you went and got Nas Reed. I mean, if you get Nas Reed and you got Miles Bridges, that's why I'm saying, I can see why they getting rid of Bridges, you know, because Nas Reed, hell, he making about 25 million a year. Okay. Oh, yes.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Five years. 125.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah. Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
So.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
So what they gonna do is they gonna go with this young quarter they have and they, they believe in Kobe White who came over from Chicago, who was great in, in those games, in those playing games. And I think they gonna try to ride this wave with these guys for a couple years and see what happens.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
What wave is that?
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I agree with you, Joe, because when you look at it, okay, we got Knipple and we got Miller, that's going to be up for contracts. Yeah, those contract between the two is going to be north of 350, maybe even close to 400 million.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Now we got Lamelo. We're not going to play Lamelo. 250, $300 million. We're just not.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
We're not fooling. And plus the market, we can't support that in this market.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Right.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
So it's not like they're in New York. It's not like they're in la and they have this, this abundance, these big sponsors in corporate dollars that's just pouring in. It's just not there. It has to make sense. And people like, well, they're not trying. They're trying to win, but I'm trying to win on a budget.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Ocho say I want to look nice, but if I can look nice at a hundred dollars as opposed to spending a thousand dollars, guess how I'm gonna look nice?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Spending a hundred dollars as opposed to. So they're saying if we can Win and be six. Hey, we're in the play in. Yeah. If we're gonna be in the play in, we're gonna be in the play in spending 200. You know, maybe a year. $200 million a year.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Right.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I'll be.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Damn.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
We gonna be spending. Have guys on the 300 million. 252, 25, 185. 125. That's not gonna happen.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
So I'm. I'm kind of not surprised at the witness, especially when they got Kobe White, and it's like he's kind of more typical of the point guard that we kind of want.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Because he can distribute the ball. Not. Not to say Mello can't, but Mello likes to shoot the ball, too.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah. Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
And now when you got Brandon Miller and you got Con Canepo. Yeah. We want somebody that's going to distribute the ball to them. It's going to be.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Look, well, the thing is, you know, if we just keeping it real, Lamelo ain't deferring to Miller, nor Con Canelo.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
No, he wasn't gonna do that.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, hey. I got this thing going. Ocho, Look. Yeah. Ass got to catch up.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Okay.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
You got to catch up. Hey, I'll find you when I find you. You know, Real talk. He been there the longest, you know. Hey, hey, man. He's admired by the youth. This is what it is. The dude is a superstar. You know what I mean? He ain't finna slow down and try to. Oh, let me make sure he get this. Let me. Yeah, he'll make sure they get one here, you know, two there. But for the most part, man, I got this thing rolling. Y', all, boy better catch up.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah, you're exactly right. And that's. I mean, in order to. And he wants to flourish. Yeah. I think he's made the All Star. Didn't he make the All Star team? Hadn't he made an All Star team?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I think he has. I think he has made one at least.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Joe, you know, you get a taste of the All Star, but you round it like, hold on, man. They go, Braun.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
They go, steph, kd it do something to you?
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yes. Yes, sir.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Oh, hold on. They go, bronson, Ant. Man, I'm in here, too.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I can't go back. Oh, no.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah. No.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Oh, no. But I think for me, watching them over the last little bit, I think they saw enough in Kobe White that it made this decision a lot easier than it would have been had they not had Kobe White.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Oh, yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I agree. They watched the way he played and he's more of the typical kind of. Kind of point guard. Because they want to kind of put their team towards Miller and Canipple.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
That's kind of why they want to go.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
And I don't think. And Kobe White. Kobe White would decide a three year, 74, 72, $74 million. We can stomach that. Mellow next contract. Mello was going to be on the verge of a contract. If he makes an all star game or he's an all NBA player, that contract was going to be over $200 million. Oh, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy. Brandon Miller's contract. Brandon Miller gonna be due a contract if he makes an all star team. He's an all NBA. You see where his contract's gonna be?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
And so I think, you know, and it doesn't. It doesn't look what. It looked good to the. The fans of Charlotte because they're looking at it like, man, we just started to be good. We got. We finally was able to draft players and not all these bus talents that we drafted year after year after year and never materialized to anything. We finally drafted players. We drafted Melo, we drafted Miller, we drafted Knippo. And those guys are starting to play. And as soon as they start to play, well, damn, we get off of one of them.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, hey, hey. But. But it's not backtracking, Uncle Ocho. What you got to look at. You got to look at the additions that you've made to your team. Hell, you feel like those additions, let alone they should be able to keep you where you at if you in the play in. I mean, hell, ain't like we was a playoff team for real. You know what I mean?
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
So I don't think they could go no lower than where they were already at.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Right.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
You know what I mean? I think you only got.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I think I said. I don't know if mistook me, mistook me, but I said Mello. I think Mello didn't. I think Mello has made an all star team. I know Miles Bridges hadn't made an all star team, but I think Melo has. Can we. Can we check that ass right quick?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Miles Bridges have him. But Uncle Ocho, I'm telling you, I think he averaged about 17, 18 a game this year.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yes, he.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
A. Miles Bridges is gonna help the Phoenix Suns, bro. The Phoenix sun got to figure something out if they gonna continue to play Devin Booker heavy at the point guard, but they gonna have a plethora of guys who can score the ball, defend, you know, they. Hey, hey, they looking. They looking decent.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
But. Oh, but Joe. Yeah. Mellow made the All Star. One All Star in 20, 21. Mellow joke. But that's not what Book is. You're paying. Just because somebody can do something, that doesn't mean that you should.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I agree.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
What you're saying, that's.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
That is hindering him. They need to get a point guard and put Book at his natural position, which is a point guard. I mean, excuse me. The same problem that they had in. In Houston. Yeah, I'm in. Thompson is not a damn point.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I don't care how much you try to make him that. Put the ball in the head. Okay, son, we're gonna put the bat. We're gonna show you we trust you. Okay? And, yeah, you trust him, but that's not what he is playing Booker. And Booker got to get everybody else involved. And by the same token, trying to keep himself involved.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah, yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
It's just. It's too much. But much guys, they overthink this and they think, oh, he's a great basketball player. There have been very few guys that could. That could like, you know what? This is the position that he played, but he's also equally as talented in that position. There have only been a handful of guys in the history of the game that's ever. Ever been able to do that.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, hey, Uncle Joe.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
What's that?
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Y' all confusing me a little bit now. And now the traditional point guard is going away. We don't have that no more in today's game. And most of the time, some of the point guards in today's game, you got to be able to score. Why is it uncomfortable for Book to. Why would you want Book to go to the 2 when he could run the point and score as well?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
That's his natural position. He's a natural scorer. He's a natural shooter. And can he go get it on his own? Yes. But if he had a point guard who could get him some easy buckets here and there.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I like when he had Chris Paul.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah. Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Go look at his numbers when he had Chris Paul.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Because it's too much on his plate. He's got to think about. He's got to think about a lot of other things.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Right.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Steph Curry. But if you look at a lot of their offenses, General Draymond initiates a lot of the Golden State's offense. He always has.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
But, hey, some of these guys in. James Harden. But you gotta realize from the very Jump. When James Harden got to Houston, they put the ball in his hands.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, but which I. What we do got to remember now, scoring is a premium in the NBA nowadays. Yes. And to put Book in that position, back in that position in that two guard spot to where he don't have to work as hard throughout the first three quarters. Uncle Ocho, but in the fourth quarter, I ain't gonna lie to you. I want him. I want him with the ball in his hands.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
He's got to be able to, you know, pace himself in that way to
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
where he don't burn his ass down. I'm gonna tell my guy, pick his ass up. He got the ball in his hand. Pick his ass up.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm saying the first 3/4 play within the offense. In that fourth quarter, when it's money time, AA, we coming to our money tonight we ain't. Hey, y' all, get y' all ass out the way. You know what time it is. Get that man the ball. You know what I mean? And when you got guys like that around you, bro, and you know that, and that's gonna go hard for you. Hey, man, I think it makes the game a lot easier. So I do think that the Phoenix Suns need a point guard. They got so much talent over there on that perimeter that I think one of them guys gonna have to go.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Who on the pro you talking about? Up.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I'm saying you got. You got Green, you got Brooks, you got.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. But. But they already don't play no damn defense. You let Dylan Brooks go. He's the only guy that's playing defense.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, hold on. They gave up Grayson Allen and my boy Royce o'. Neill. They both went to Sean.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
No, that's your defense.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah, yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Now you got Dylan Brooks. You already know Jalen Green ain't playing no defense. Who we kidding? And so the thing Book played great defense in the Olympic team. He said, but I'll be willing to do that. I ain't willing to do that with the Phoenix.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
But, you know, the problem is, though, the problem is, is that the Phoenix was so hurt last season that, you know, Green didn't play a lot. So Dillon Brooks, he was able to kind of get into his bag. Then I think Booker missed a lot of time as well, you know what I mean? So they wasn't full strength, so we don't know what they'll look like, you know, full strength as a team. Obviously, somebody probably had to sacrifice a little bit But I like the direction they going. I just think they gonna have to make some decisions, bro. Hold on.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
You say Dylan Brooks says I finally showed y' all that now all of a sudden, I'm not the fourth option. What I can do. I just showed y'. All. Now you want me to sacrifice?
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Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Oh, hold on.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Y' all done forgot about me. All these two starting to do all this stuff. Y' all done forgot about me. Now you want me to sacrifice?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Here we go.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Oh, okay. Cause remember, at the end of the day, Joe, I need y' all to be talking, because when these rankings come out.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
And when everybody talk about these execs, who you want to start a team with, ain't nobody mentioning me. When they mention the top 25, I see I'm in the 20s. Oh, hell, no.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Oh. Oh, son, son, don't worry about that. We building something over here. We. Listen, we trying to win a title. We trying to win. Listen, it's been a different champion. It's been a different champion every year for the past eight years. Damn it, we look to be the next one.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
You know what, Joe? I'm glad you building it, but I better be the head carp. I better be the head carpenter. I got all the hammers in the nails.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I want everybody else to be subcontractors.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I tell you what. I tell you. I tell you go out there and do your job, and I'm gonna do my job, okay? Yeah, you do your job, and then I'm gonna take care of everything else. Don't even worry about it.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
You know what my job is, Joe?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
What's your job?
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Score. Give me about 20 shots a night. Score.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I know. I need you to play both ends. See, that's the problem.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah, I ain't gonna be able to do that, Joe. That take too much out of me. It's exhausting.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Nah, we need you as that emotional leader. We need you. We don't need you just coming out here jacking up 25 shots. Then we don't need that.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
We need you to be able to
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
change the game, bro.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Joe, you just said points are at a premium. Tell me, the guys that are getting paid, what do they do?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
They scoring that ball
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
you see right now? Hey, Jalen Durd, he feeling some type of way, Joe. He like, hold, they got an offer on the table. He said, I'm thinking about a signing trade. They say, we ain't say nothing about that. We say, because guys see guys that are making the big bucks putting the ball in the Basket at a very, very high level. It's all. Ocho, it's the same way in football. Who can what receivers getting paid? What do they do, Ocho? Do they catch the football or do they block?
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Catch that ball.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Exactly.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Listen, man, everybody got a job to do. Oh, if we playing against a guy who averaging 28, damn it, don't let him get 28 tonight.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Can you do that for me?
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Can you do that for me?
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, if you think about it, Joe, hell, damn near everybody you play averaging that. So you got me playing defense every night. That was about offense.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
That's what I'm saying. The guys that you guarding, they putting up buckets, man. You gotta make it tough on these guys nowadays, bro. And listen, the way this offseason is going, hell, it look like they gonna. It's gonna be a four out and one in and all four can get to that money. That's what it's looking like. That's what team trying to build.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I think it's. If you look at it, if you look at like the Knicks and the Thunder, the last two. I don't know, Joe. Teams ain't, ain't. Cause normally it's a copycat league. I don't see nobody copying that.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
You don't see nobody copying what the
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Knicks and the Thunder.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Nope, they not. You know what they doing? They selling the franchise. Hold on. They selling the fans dreams.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Well, because they trying to win.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Are you trying to make money? Well, you look at the landscape of the NBA, Joe, like being honest with yourself, huh? Putting fandom aside, look at the west and look at the East. How many teams on the west can truly contend for a championship? How many teams from the east can truly contend for a championship based on the way their teams are built? It's only so many, Joe. Every, every, every other, Every other franchise. You look what Charlotte did. You know what? We trying to take shortcuts. That's what we trying to do, man, let's. We get rid of two stars. We gonna get some guys, you know, hard working guys that don't cost much. But we gonna act like we trying to win, but we letting the better players walk because we don't want to pay them.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
It ain't. Y' all already know, you can count on one hand, it ain't but a few big men that we really got in this league that can play the center position. They can shoot the three. It ain't but hell about three guys. Four guys, that's it. And San Antonio got one and the Knicks got one. Okc. Got one that's not.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
But he don't live there and be. But it's really like four guys, Joe. Like you said, 6, 11, 7 foot, a little taller. That. Yeah, shoot the three.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Other than that.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
No, it ain't. It ain't, bro. I ain't counting.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I don't be really. You know, Triple J has tried to add that to his resume, but I don't really be. I don't really care to that he shoots that shot. Yeah, but he was a guy that got paid, Joe. Yeah, he was an All Star and he was an all NBA selection and the defensive player of the year. So when you look at it, they had to pay him. But I'm looking at that, I'm looking at that and I'm like, nah.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Well, they ain't. Hey, look, Utah ain't even gave it a chance yet. We don't even know what it looked like. Cause hell, they done set him on the bench soon as he got older so they could get the number two pick.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
So they hit number two. Yeah, absolutely.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Miles Turner, you know, Miles Turner, you know, shoot the three, play defense. Little offensive guy, he give you 15, 15 and eight. Yeah, you can live with 15 and eight.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah. Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Sometimes I think he falls in love too much with the three. But what big duck. What player doesn't, Joe, when he fought a couple of them go in early. Who doesn't fall in love with it? We saw that with Wimby. Yeah, Wimby has some success. And we like Wimby. Will you please get your ass down there, man? You, you, you, you nine foot two, get your ass down there, man. And stop hanging out around the three point lineage. We know you can make them.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yes, but damn, gotta remember, he 9:2. But he weigh. He weigh 180 pounds, man.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, hey. Less resistance. And them bigs don't know how to guard perimeter guys. So when he out there winding up, he know they.
Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
He.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
He know they feet slow. You know what I mean? He know they feed slow, and that's what he tried to take advantage of. But I think Wimby's gonna get better. We all know that.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
We don't have to Worry about that part 22. I hate to see him if he keeps progressing. The only thing that can slow Wemby down is injuries.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Is he can stay healthy when he's 25. Joe. They got hell on the hands.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yes.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah, they got hell on the hands.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Now.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
He's only gonna get better as long as he gets to train in the off season. And not have to. Rehab. There's a difference between training and rehabbing. Rehabbing. You're trying to get back to that point in training. You're trying to exceed what your baseline is. Rehab. They just trying to get you back to the baseline facts. As long as he doesn't have to do to have any more setbacks and he can just train. Boy, they got hell on their hand.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah. Hey, hey, hey. And those guys continue to mature around him as well. Unconocho. You know, obviously we know Wemby gonna be a beast, but, you know, you gotta hope that those guys around him, the Harpers, the Castles, the Vasselles, those guys reach their potential because they already know the pecking order. Man, you hear it in the interviews. They always talk about how he's the best player in the world, you know, and he's been given something that he didn't ask for, which was height. Hell, you can't teach that.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Well, you better be glad he got it, because at that weight, if he wasn't that tall, he'd be. Hey, he'd be a tall ass. Something. Not an NBA player. The Hornets projecting the starting lineup. You got Kobe, White at the point, you got knipple at the 2, Miller at the 3, Reed at the 4, and D' Abate at the 5.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
That's a nice 5. Look, they gonna win some games in the East. When I say win some games, they could potentially be in the low seating. Meaning like the six, seventh, sixth.
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Somewhere between. Somewhere between six and nine.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
I can see that happening. I can see that they won't be
Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
able to get up and down now. Yeah, they got a bunch of shooter. Kobe, White can shoot it, Canipa can shoot it. Reed can shoot it, Miller can shoot it. The only guy really can't shoot it, the body. But they got four guys that, hey, Grayson Allen can shoot the ball. We saw Royce o' Neal can get hotties three.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Yeah, good, good. And that's what it is, bro. It's having, you know, you can have a decent starting five. But them guys you got coming off the bench, bro, if they too damn young, you know, they don't really understand the moment. So it's kind of hard to depend on them. It's only a few who really understand it. But to have good veteran help coming off that bench. Yeah, and the Hornets got that with Grayson Allen, Royce o'. Neal. Who else they got over there? I know they got somebody else over there, but, you know, I like them two. Just to start, man, they. I like what the Hornets doing over there. I ain't mad at them for getting rid of, you know, they key guys.
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Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
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And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life, Guest stars, collaborators and friends, including director Jonathan Krisel, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.
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Uncle Joe (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Well, I thought you were all going
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to write a song. I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia AO rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers.
Ocho (Sports Analyst / Commentator)
Hey, what's up, y'?
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Date: July 21, 2026
Hosts: Shannon Sharpe ("Uncle Joe"), Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson, Joe (analyst)
In this dynamic episode, the Nightcap crew dives deep into the wildest NBA offseason moves for 2026, bringing their signature humor and directness. The major moves discussed include:
Segment Start: [02:47]
Trade Details:
LaMelo Ball and Josh Green to Minnesota for Naz Reid and numerous future picks and swaps.
Charlotte: Stockpiling picks, focusing on Brandon Miller, Kobe White, and Canipple as their core.
Minnesota: Now boasts both the No. 1 and No. 3 picks from the 2020 draft (Ant & Melo).
Excitement Factor:
Playing Styles & Fit:
– Minnesota is trying to mimic successful, versatile lineups but lacks size after the trade.
– LaMelo’s elite passing and scoring will relieve offensive pressure from Anthony Edwards.
– Defensive questions remain.
Charlotte’s Rationale:
– Concerns about LaMelo’s injury history and looming third contract (approaching $300 million)
– “At this third contract, hell, we still ain’t no damn playoffs team. There it is.” (Ocho, [08:11])
– New direction: build around younger, cheaper talent
Segment Start: [36:30]
Trade Details:
Jaylen Brown (JB) to 76ers for Paul George + picks; Celtics also shed salary, seeking flexibility.
Boston’s Motivation:
– Wanted to avoid another super-max extension; preferred building around Jason Tatum
– “This clearly puts the pressure on Jason Tatum…they really didn’t want to deal with Jaylen Brown stuff, bro.” (Ocho, [38:47])
– Boston’s unwillingness to pay both Tatum and Brown $300M+ contracts
Philly’s Perspective:
– Forms a scoring triad of Embiid, Maxey, Jaylen Brown
– “Philly got one now. Philly got one.” (Ocho, [43:36])
Chemistry & Sacrifice:
– Can JB, Maxey, and Embiid share the ball and handle sacrifices in individual stats?
– “You can’t come out thinking you finna average 30, and you with Maxey...and Embiid. That efficient, 22 a night...gonna be far better than you trying to get 30.” (Ocho, [51:34])
– Discussion on how star-stacking trends are requiring player buy-in and roles adjustment
Celtics’ Internal Dynamics & Narrative:
– Years of behind-the-scenes tension—Boston always valued Tatum over Brown
– “They’ve always valued Jason Tatum more than they value Jalen Brown.” (Uncle Joe, [64:55])
– Post-trade, Celtics downplay Brown’s impact and credit role players like Derrick White
– “The Celtics did not feel like Jalen had the best season on their team. They felt like Derrick White had a better season.” (Brian Windhorst via Uncle Joe, [69:52])
Segment Start: [80:50]
Hornets moves:
– Traded LaMelo, then Miles Bridges (plus picks) to the Suns for Grayson Allen, Royce O’Neale, and a future pick
Charlotte’s Reasoning:
– Market size doesn't support multiple max contracts
– “We’re not going to pay LaMelo 250, 300 million. ...We’re not fooling…The market, we can’t support that in this market.” (Uncle Joe, [85:10])
New Core & Outlook:
– “…Ride this wave with these guys for a couple years and see what happens.” (Ocho, [84:33])
– Hornets' projected new starting five: Kobe White, Canipple, Miller, Reed, D’ Abate ([102:01])
– Aim to remain competitive (play-in range) on a budget
Market/League Implications:
– Panel notes a shift toward teams prioritizing budget, flexible assets, and avoiding contract traps
– “They trying to win on a budget.” (Uncle Joe, [85:17])
– Philosophical debate: Are teams selling fans on “dreams” rather than trying to truly contend? ([97:32])
| Segment | Start Time | |-----------------------------------------|------------| | LaMelo Ball to Timberwolves | 02:47 | | Celtics trade Jaylen Brown to Sixers | 36:30 | | Celtics "chose" Tatum years ago | 64:55 | | Charlotte trades Miles Bridges to Suns | 80:50 | | Hornets’ future (new core) | 102:01 |
The hosts blend their unfiltered takes, humor, and deep knowledge to simultaneously entertain and inform. Debates over contracts, personalities, and the future of star-driven team construction fill the show—from breaking down the importance of money and locker room chemistry to the quirks of player egos and the realities of management strategy in a small market.
Final Thought:
The NBA’s 2026 offseason is defined by bold, calculated risks, shifting allegiances, and the prioritization of flexibility over locking into expensive, uncertain futures. As always, the panel never shies from calling out the real motives behind every move—on the court and in the front office.