Nightcap Hour 3: Lamar Jackson RANKED 69th in NFL Top 100?! + No PASSING GAS in front of the LADIES

Summary

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Nightcap Hour 3: Lamar Jackson RANKED 69th in NFL Top 100?! + No PASSING GAS in front of the LADIES

Hosts: Shannon Sharpe ("Unc"), Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson, ISO Joe Johnson
Date: July 14, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode dives deep into NFL player rankings—most notably Lamar Jackson’s controversial drop to #69 in the NFL Top 100. Shannon, Ocho, and ISO Joe deliver their signature blend of sports insight, humor, and unfiltered takes, pivoting from hard sports talk to hilarious conversations on everyday etiquette—like passing gas in front of a partner. The crew also takes fan questions, ranks fighters across major sports, and riffs on everything from running with bison to the quirks of the Roblox video game.
Tone: Unfiltered, playful, unapologetically real.

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Main Topics & Key Moments

1. Lamar Jackson Drops to #69 on NFL Top 100

[03:45–09:26]

• Shock and Disbelief: The hosts are stunned that Lamar Jackson has dropped 67 spots to #69, after being #2 the previous year.

  • “He dropped 67 spots.” (Chad Johnson, 03:55)
  • “If he was number two last year, he should have dropped to number three. And that’s about as far as it should go.” (ISO Joe Johnson, 04:05)

• Debate and Humor About the Ranking: Playful banter about the number 69, but they ultimately agree the drop is extreme—citing injuries and team performance.

  • “That’s a precipitous drop.” (Chad Johnson, 08:50)
  • “Sometimes you need that—L. Jack got to come back with a vengeance.” (Chad Johnson, 08:59)
  • "You need a little doubt so you lock in and hit that field…make a mean demonstration.” (Uncle Ocho, 09:12)

2. Q&A: Passing Gas & Bathroom Etiquette with Partners

[15:34–24:57]

• Should Women Pass Gas or Use the Bathroom Around You?

  • Chad and Ocho are adamantly against partners passing gas or doing “#2” in their presence. ISO Joe disagrees, finding such boundaries unnecessary.
  • "I don't want to be in there while you dropping those stinking lows." (Uncle Ocho, 17:52)
  • "Let that poo out. Let it, let it out." (ISO Joe Johnson, 16:00)
  • "If you go to the bathroom for longer than a minute, I’m good…don’t even talk to me." (Chad Johnson, 16:42)
  • "Some of the greatest conversations I’ve ever had is when I’m using the bathroom—or she is. Leave the door open!" (ISO Joe Johnson, 17:09)
  • "You couldn’t give me a million dollars to go [#2] in front of her... I’m good, cuz." (Chad Johnson, 22:46)

• Consensus: Ocho and Chad maintain clear boundaries; ISO jokes they’re just making life too complicated.

  • "Y’all are living life difficult. You’re making life more complicated than it should be." (ISO Joe Johnson, 21:11)

3. Sports Prop Bets—Soccer Shots on Target

[11:09–14:39]

• The guys break down "shots on target" for upcoming soccer matches, debating expected performance for stars like Mbappé, Jude Bellingham, and Messi.
  • "He got the green light." (ISO Joe Johnson on Mbappé, 13:17)
  • "Bellingham…he too confident. You can't have that kind of confidence over there like that." (ISO Joe Johnson, 13:55)

4. Top 3 NFL Receivers—Build Your Dream Trio

[30:33–32:49]

• The hosts debate which three wide receivers they'd keep out of Justin Jefferson (Jetta), Puka Nacua, Ja’Marr Chase, CeeDee Lamb, and Amon-Ra St. Brown.
  • ISO: “Chase, Jefferson, Puka.” (31:15)
  • Chad: “Puka and Chase are no-brainers… I’m taking [Puka, Chase, Jefferson]” (31:44)

5. Which Sport’s Athletes Are the Best Fighters?

[34:05–35:53]

• Hockey tops the list. The group agrees hockey players are the best fighters—since it’s basically part of the sport.
  • "Hockey, number one. They're allowed to fight…" (ISO Joe Johnson, 34:19)
  • Baseball comes next, followed by football, basketball, soccer, and rugby.

6. Fans’ Birthdays & Life Advice

[40:07–41:23]

• Chad delivers heartfelt advice to a 27-year-old listener:
  • "You're gonna make mistakes in life. Two days you can never do anything about—yesterday and tomorrow. Live today, just try to be better today than you were yesterday." (Chad Johnson, 40:22)

7. Nightcap Banter: Running with the Bulls & Skating

[35:53–39:42]

• The crew jokes about running with the bison in Yellowstone, or taking on Spain’s running of the bulls for content.

  • "You think you outrun a bison?...I ain’t trying to outrun him, just need to be faster than y’all." (ISO Joe Johnson & Uncle Ocho, 37:08)

• On skating skills:

  • "I can't ice skate, but I can roller skate." (Uncle Ocho, 35:18)

8. Parent Talk: Roblox and Kids

[46:55–48:07]

• Chad and Ocho talk about playing the virtual game Roblox with their kids.
  • "Most boringest damn game I ever played in my damn life." (Uncle Ocho, 47:25)
  • "They add up. Before you know it, you spend down there $200 on Roblox." (Chad Johnson, 47:55)

9. Modern Athletes and Podcasting

[48:07–51:12]

• On podcasting while playing pro sports: The hosts highlight the differences in scheduling and focus between NFL and NBA, and wonder whether player podcasts are taped or live.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Lamar’s Drop:

  • “If he was number two last year, he should have dropped to number three. That’s about as far as it should go.” – ISO Joe Johnson (04:05)

• On Passing Gas in Relationships:

  • "I don’t want the person I’m dating... your stomach hurting. Let that poo out. Let it, let it out." – ISO Joe Johnson (16:00)
  • "Some of the greatest conversations I've ever had is when someone is using the bathroom." – ISO Joe Johnson (17:09)
  • "I couldn't do it. You couldn't give me a million dollars to go in front of her." – Chad Johnson (22:46)

• On Being Yourself:

  • "Just be thankful for today." – Chad Johnson’s advice to a 27-year-old listener (41:25)

• Best Fighters Across Sports:

  • "Hockey is number one because they're allowed to fight...to be able to fight on those fin blade ass skates." – Chad Johnson (34:53)

• Roblox Parenting:

  • “Roblox been legally robbing parents without ski masks since 2006.” – Chad Johnson (47:42)

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Section Timestamps

• [03:45] – Lamar Jackson at #69 NFL Top 100
• [11:09] – Soccer “shots on target” prop bet debate
• [15:34] – Q&A: Gas, bathroom boundaries with partners
• [30:33] – Build your NFL receiver trio discussion
• [34:05] – Best fighters by sport
• [35:53] – Joking about running with animals/roller skating
• [40:07] – Listeners’ birthdays and life advice
• [46:55] – Roblox and making memories with kids
• [48:07] – Podcasting as a modern athlete
• [51:40+] – Fan shoutouts & community appreciation

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The Nightcap Vibe

True to form, Nightcap delivers a blend of sharp sports analysis, raw life talk, and barbershop-style roasting. Whether debating the fairness of NFL rankings or debating the etiquette of passing gas in a relationship, the chemistry is off the charts. Fans get shoutouts, advice, and a sense that they’re right there in the room—the key to Nightcap’s enduring appeal.

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Transcript

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[Chad Johnson]

Ocho Ojo Lamar Jackson in the NFL's top 100.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson]

Ranked number 69.

[Uncle Ocho]

Damn.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Bull drive.

[Chad Johnson]

He dropped 67 spots.

[Uncle Ocho]

Damn.

[Chad Johnson]

Ocho, do you agree?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

You know damn well I don't agree.

[Tab Ramos]

Huh.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, listen, if it was number two last year, he should have dropped the number three. And that's. That's about as far as it should go. That's about as far as it should go.

[Chad Johnson]

I think the injury, Ocho. And the. The, the, the, the, the. The. The Ravens drop. What was he the year before?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Number two.

[Uncle Ocho]

And he dropped the what?

[Chad Johnson]

69.

[Uncle Ocho]

Oh, yeah, that's y' all favorite number but you.

[Chad Johnson]

But. Hey, Chad. Chad. You see what I said? You see what I said, Chad? There you go. There you go. Chad. What I tell you, I wouldn't even think.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I wasn't even thinking like that.

[Uncle Ocho]

Oh, now y' all. Now, y' all the word police. Okay? This how y' all gonna. Huh?

[Chad Johnson]

See what I'm talking about, Chad? Now, I told y' all, Ocho, and I've been trying to tell y' all who number one, but y' all didn't want to believe that. Y' all didn't want to believe that. Did you not look at it? Hey, nobody talking about. No, we talk about 69, the man.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

We talk about football. 69 is our favorite.

[Chad Johnson]

I see.

[Uncle Ocho]

I see what Spanky was talking about last night. I see what Spanky was talking about. Yeah, I see what Spanky was talking about.

[Chad Johnson]

He couldn't wait.

[Uncle Ocho]

He almost jumped through his damn camera to let y' all know. Come on, man.

[Chad Johnson]

Oo, I read it. I said Lamar Jackson has been ranked number 69 on the NFL top 100 list. Ain't even going through my mind. That ain't even cross my mind. First thing he. It come to him. Oh, you know, that's y' all two favorite. Where did that come from?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, that's why Joe number one right there.

[Chad Johnson]

Chat. Now y' all see it. Now y' all see what I'm talking about.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Laughing in person.

[Uncle Ocho]

Hey, Chad. Chad.

[Chad Johnson]

I don't know what I'm doing. That's why he gotta get this sign.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Matter of fact, you know what I just thought about? Huh? He tried to fool us on the show, but he need that permission slip because everything I talk about, he probably be doing, and she don't want him out that house.

[Uncle Ocho]

Everything. Like what? What you mean?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Huh?

[Uncle Ocho]

Well, you mean. What you mean everything you be doing?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Everything I done put on here.

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You.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

You didn't. Probably bought all them toys and did it, did all that. So you know what?

[Chad Johnson]

All right, that's why he can't go check. That's why he can't go. Look what came out of my. We talking about ranking in the NFL top 100. And he talk about. See, he go whole left field.

[Uncle Ocho]

My bad. My bad. My aunt.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, if that's you, it's okay.

[Chad Johnson]

That don't make you no bad, brother.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I still. Hey, I still look at you the same, Joe.

[Chad Johnson]

Even though that's the case, it's still up OO and ISO. We're not going to get rid of you because this how you are.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

It's all good. Hey, Joe, just be Joe. Let it out.

[Uncle Ocho]

Hey, boy, y' all out of pocket, boy. Hey, hey.

[Chad Johnson]

It's all good, though.

[Uncle Ocho]

Hey, but guess what? Guess what. See, y' all can't fool me and chat. Cause, see, we Already know. You know what I'm saying? When we do the orders, you. You notice how it is always me last and y' all fighting for first and second. So it don't matter that y' all say all this chat don't be believing none of that. Hell,

[ISO Joe Johnson]

the choke. The. The chat just said ISO 1, UNC 2, and me third.

[Uncle Ocho]

Ain't no way. Ain't no way.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

You can't pull the wool over everybody ass too long.

[Uncle Ocho]

Ain't no way. Ain't no way.

[Chad Johnson]

Boy, you've done a great job. The greatest job, the greatest magic trick that's ever been pulled. The devil convinced the world he didn't exist. The second greatest trick is Ocho. I mean, the ISO tried to pull fool us to making sure he ain't number one. And everybody know it is.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, you want to be.

[Chad Johnson]

Two great tricks happen. The devil convinced the world he didn't exist, and OO convinced the chat that he ain't one.

[Uncle Ocho]

Hey, yeah, yeah, he said it, right?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, I'm.

[Chad Johnson]

No, I. So you want. Hey, Joe. What's up? Joe? I sent. Joe. I sent something, Joe.

[Uncle Ocho]

In the DMs.

[Chad Johnson]

He saw it.

[Uncle Ocho]

What?

[Chad Johnson]

He saw it.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

What?

[Chad Johnson]

I sent you the deal today, Joe.

[Uncle Ocho]

Hold on. What? What did you send me? You tell me. You sent me.

[Chad Johnson]

Look at y.

[Uncle Ocho]

It's there.

[Chad Johnson]

I know you

[Uncle Ocho]

Would you send me something freaky.

[Chad Johnson]

I said this.

[Uncle Ocho]

What was that? If you and. Oh, man, that's even oo Right there. You know, that's your boy over there.

[Chad Johnson]

I can't believe dude did that.

[Uncle Ocho]

You know, that's your boy.

[Chad Johnson]

Hey, man. 69, man, that's.

[Uncle Ocho]

Damn.

[Chad Johnson]

That's a precip. That's a precipitous drop.

[Uncle Ocho]

Yeah, they tripping, bro.

[Chad Johnson]

Hey, sometimes you need L. Jack. Got to come back with a vengeance.

[Uncle Ocho]

And that's what I'm saying.

[Chad Johnson]

Last time they did you like that, man, you came out. Hey, you was on a mission. I think you ended up number one. Last time they had that man ranked way down there like that.

[Uncle Ocho]

And you need that sometimes, Uncle Osho, when you him, you know, I mean, you need them. You need a little doubt. You know what I mean? So you make you lock in and hit that field, you know what I mean? Put on the mean demonstration. Show them, boy, you ain't playing.

[Chad Johnson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Being demonstrated. Who are you?

[Uncle Ocho]

Hey, look, look, look, look. That's the rate. Look,

[Chad Johnson]

we already. We are. We are. Hey, man, out the diamonds. I mean, them sparks.

[Uncle Ocho]

Look, look, look, look. Now, you just open up a whole can of hash. Now you just feel like you just gonna throw it out there. See what I'm saying?

[Chad Johnson]

Hey, Joe. He said, papa, I'm proud of you.

[Uncle Ocho]

You

[Chad Johnson]

hey again. Good thing. Hey. My whole boy Bucky used to be at the Savannah Police Department. Had to call that hostage negotiator, talk him down. 4 hours he still tried to do something.

[Uncle Ocho]

What's wrong with him? Oh, yo, come on, man.

[Chad Johnson]

Come on. Had to put. Had to put. I had to. Give me an ice pack.

[Uncle Ocho]

Damn.

[Chad Johnson]

Yeah, I had to put an ice pack on it. I got me old baby sock about four cubes of ice and put him in there. Take all the swelling out of him. Joe. Yeah. They saw me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Uncle Ocho]

Hey, you gotta chill, man. You gotta chill.

[Chad Johnson]

Hey, y' all put on a mean demonstration yesterday.

[Uncle Ocho]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson]

All right, it's time to play a fave presented by prize picks. Keely Kelly and Mbappe2. What is that? Shout on. What is that? Sot ocho.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Shout out.

[Chad Johnson]

Target.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Shot on target.

[Chad Johnson]

Yeah. Why did you say shot on goal?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Shot on target. The goal is the target.

[Chad Johnson]

Well, what's the target? The goal. So shot on goal. Why did I say that?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Nah, because most of the time it doesn't go in the goal. So it's a shot on target. If you happen to score, you have shots on target.

[Chad Johnson]

But I'm trying to shoot at the goal. Just like if I a. It's a field goal attempt, not a field goal to. On target. He'll go target. Well, come on, Joe. But anyway, will he have two shots on target?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Oh, you almost made me curse. Absolutely.

[Uncle Ocho]

Hold on, hold on. So that don't mean he has a score, too. He just had to shoot, too, and shoot on.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, just get it on target. Absolutely.

[Uncle Ocho]

Oh, yeah.

[Chad Johnson]

Yeah.

[Uncle Ocho]

All right.

[Chad Johnson]

Lamini Yamal. 1.5 shots on target. He's an attacker.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, he play. He plays on the right side. He hasn't looked like the Lamina Mall. That would. That I'm used to seeing. When he played, you know, with his club team in Barcelona, he hasn't been as effective, but they always market him with two people every time he gets the ball and the ball switches sides, they put two. Two people on him. He's playing a much better. Much better team, especially defensively. Yeah, I. I give him. How many shots they said on 1.5. I probably. I probably give. I give him that. I give him that just because he's so good. But they're gonna have two people on him every time he touched that ball.

[Chad Johnson]

Mr. Bellingham. Jude Bellingham. 1.5 shots on target.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Absolutely.

[Uncle Ocho]

Yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Bellingham, well, he playing good. He playing really well.

[Uncle Ocho]

That boy balling

[Chad Johnson]

Lionel Messi.

[Uncle Ocho]

Oh.

[Chad Johnson]

0.5 shots on target, man. It's easy.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Of course.

[Uncle Ocho]

Hold on. Why they got him in 0.5 though.

[Chad Johnson]

The other one. They're gonna make it hard because they know. They know he gonna get. He gonna get his. But Mbappe got to have at least three. Your mall gotta have at least two. And Bellingham needs to have at least two.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah. And. And Bobby. You got to think Joe and Bobby would be like Shay. He got. He got the green light.

[Uncle Ocho]

Okay. Okay.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Got the green light. Everybody else, you got the. Absolutely. Have a really good shot to be able to take it. They're not going to take nothing dumb.

[Uncle Ocho]

Okay.

[Chad Johnson]

Mr. Bellingham. Jude Bellingham, man. I'll be reading about him, man. The England, they don't. They ain't rocking with him like that, Joe. They be so. I see. You see the thing how they be? They be talking crazy about you, Billy.

[Uncle Ocho]

About Bellingham. Yeah.

[Chad Johnson]

Huh?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

He too confident, Uncle. You can't have that kind of confidence over there like that.

[Chad Johnson]

Yeah. They call the man uppity.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Over there in that world.

[Uncle Ocho]

Excuse me.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

No disrespect, but they don't play that. No, they don't play that. I. I don't. I don't want to bring that kind of political. Political topic. No, no. Onto the show. But, yeah, it's different. You got to kill yourself in a certain manner. No cockiness, no arrogance.

[Chad Johnson]

Yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah. You got to be humble. Just play the game.

[Chad Johnson]

Yeah. I had two goals today. That's it.

[Uncle Ocho]

No swag. I can't. I can't swag it out a little bit.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

What?

[Chad Johnson]

Boy, that's why they hated Ali.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey.

[Chad Johnson]

That's why they hated Jack Johnson, Joe. You know, they don't like. Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

The media will kill you over there for that joke. Not kill. Literally. I'm just saying. Yeah.

[Chad Johnson]

Tabloids in the media.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah. They on your head, boy.

[Uncle Ocho]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson]

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[Uncle Ocho]

Okay. Nolan Smith at Tennessee State, huh? I might check him out. I might check him out this year.

[Chad Johnson]

Hey, I watched your interview with the two Morgan sisters. I agree with you about women not passing gas or taking a number two around you. I feel the same way. I don't know what them Johnson cousins be on.

[Uncle Ocho]

Nah, nah, that's Ocho. I, you know me. Hey, I ain't. Well, I ain't, I ain't with all that neither.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey, listen, I'm not sure, I'm not sure how many men are like that. Where they.

[Chad Johnson]

A lot.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

They prefer, you know, their woman not to do number two in front of them, not to pass gas. But I don't want the person I'm dating. I don't want your stomach hurting. I don't want you sitting there holding it because you're around me. You got your stomach hurting. You got the bubble guts hurt. Let, let that poo out. Let it, let it out.

[Uncle Ocho]

Listen, typically women, they're a lot more strategic about how they eat.

[Chad Johnson]

They.

[Uncle Ocho]

You better eat like a bird. You don't mean.

[Chad Johnson]

Yeah, yeah. Especially the first time.

[Uncle Ocho]

Yeah. They're not gonna eat no big meal,

[Chad Johnson]

and they think they're gonna go and give it up anyway.

[Uncle Ocho]

Yeah, they ain't trying to do that. And that big boy Deuce jumped out on them. They don't want that. They don't want that.

[Chad Johnson]

Yeah. If you, hey, if you go to the bath, if you go to the bathroom for longer than a minute, I'm good. I don't even. Hey, I don't even, I don't even want nothing. Don't, don't, don't see my.

[Uncle Ocho]

Hey, hey. But she might got a wife with her. You know, they keep them wipes in their bags.

[Chad Johnson]

Hey, you in that long? And look here. Unless you Austin Powers and you, you. About how long he. If, hey, if you in the bathroom longer than a minute, that's a Ralph.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I don't understand it. Hey, Uncle Joey, listen, I don't mean to be telling you my personal business, obviously. Chat, chat. We know. We family, you know, we shy every. I share everything. I share everything. But to me, in my dating experience, some of the greatest conversations I've ever had is when I'm using the bathroom. Some of the greatest conversations I've ever had is when she's using the bathroom. It's okay to leave the door open. No, I don't know what it is about those conversations, but they're so much better when someone is using the bathroom. I, I, I don't know why.

[Uncle Ocho]

I'm sorry. I Can't relate.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

You can't, Joe?

[Uncle Ocho]

Nah. Hell, no, I can't.

[Chad Johnson]

Really?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Oh, man.

[Chad Johnson]

Never. Never.

[Uncle Ocho]

I don't want to be in there while you dropping those stinking lows.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I know, Joe, you ain't got to be in there. I ain't say you got to be in there.

[Chad Johnson]

I'm just saying talking. I can wait. Whatever it is that's that important. Unless I need to call medical assistance. Right? Don't even talk to me.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Y' all tripping, man. Y' all tripping.

[Uncle Ocho]

Hey, listen. Cause I damn sure ain't trying to talk to you when I'm trying to drop this dude. You know what I'm saying? I ain't out.

[Chad Johnson]

Hey, When I'm dropping mud. Hey, I. Butt, ball, dough, clothes. I mean, even though my bathroom is away, you're not gonna hit no nothing.

[Uncle Ocho]

Yeah, I don't wanna. Like I said.

[Chad Johnson]

Hey, she ain't that long. In two minutes, we good for the day. That's a rap for o'. Shea.

[Uncle Ocho]

Hey, hey, hey. But. But when I say they strategic now, they'll drop one right before they jump in the shower. You won't even know it, you know?

[Chad Johnson]

Yeah. Hey. Hello. You just took a shower before we left. That's a cute. I already know what you're doing, because I do that. That's what I do, Joe. Hey, I. You just took a shower before we left. Yeah, you know, hey, you know, hey, Joe, they were smoking in there. I want to get that smoke out, but clothes and everything.

[Uncle Ocho]

Yeah. Hey, that mud that jumped up on you, man.

[Chad Johnson]

Hey, man, hey. Sometimes I stumble. Be like, man, hey, one time with y', all, I was like, lord, please go home. I'm just crushing.

[Pharmaceutical Announcer]

You won't go home.

[Chad Johnson]

Yeah. I sure got to get up early in the morning. You want me to stay n. You could go. Go ahead.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

You were trying to throw hints, huh?

[Chad Johnson]

Yeah, go. You want me to stay? Nah, I don't want you. You know, it's cuz it's a long. No, I can spit. No, you can't. Hey, hey, man, as soon as you hit the door, man, I like to tow the roof off the house. Ooh. You ever go get here,

[Uncle Ocho]

ojo. I make everybody in the house get up. I say, hey, man, we gotta act like we gotta go somewhere. Cause her ass don't want to go home, man, we gotta get out of here. Hell, no.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Y'. All, y'. All. Y' all living life on. On a difficult.

[Chad Johnson]

I can't do it, Ocho. I can't. I can't. I Can't. I can't. I can't. If I. And I've had, like, Jenna, you don't. I mean, hey, it's. Understand. It's natural. I can't. I cannot. My body will not let me do that.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I, I. I don't. I don't know yet. I'm. I'm carefree, man. Hey, hey, you gotta use the bathroom. Go ahead, man. Go. Go ahead, baby.

[Commercial Announcer]

Go ahead.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Go ahead. Go ahead. Leave it open, too, in case you want to, you know, you need to call me for something.

[Chad Johnson]

Normally, I try to get a room with two bathrooms anyway.

[Uncle Ocho]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson]

And as soon as I. As soon as a hotel. As soon as I hit the hotel, I'm taking a shower.

[Uncle Ocho]

Yeah,

[Chad Johnson]

I'm taking a shower with you. As soon as I hit the. I'm not. If I'm on a plane, as soon as I hit the hotel going, I'm gone.

[Uncle Ocho]

You want to take.

[Chad Johnson]

Yeah, let me go on and get that thing out the way. Let me go first. Just nasty, man. That joke is nasty, Joe.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Y' all calling me nasty. Where there's no. There's no rules there. No, y' all made up the rules. You're living life difficult. There's. You're making life more complicated than what it should be. These are things that are natural for both of us.

[Chad Johnson]

I know, Ocho.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

It's natural.

[Chad Johnson]

I don't need to know. You going, like I said, go. We got. Normally, I try to get a room. I try to get a room with two bathrooms. So while I'm going in one and taking a shower, Right. You don't know I'm taking a shower because I got the shower going. I got. I got the faucet going. You know, I got. Hey, I got poo pourri.

[Uncle Ocho]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson]

And I just stand there, let a.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, y'.

[Chad Johnson]

All.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Y' all got it. Hey, listen. See, I. I gotta get y', all, man. I got. I gotta get y', all, man. Y', all, y'.

[Uncle Ocho]

All.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Y' all in kindergarten, man, when it comes to certain things. But we gonna. I'm gonna work on it. By the time we get to the end of 27, I'm gonna have y' all boys allowing you women to be able to. To use the bathroom, you know, fart

[Chad Johnson]

in front of you, just not around me.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah. I mean, and then. Then we'll get to the toys and all that other stuff.

[Uncle Ocho]

No, no, no, no, no, no. It's. It's too many.

[Chad Johnson]

I don't mind the toy for her. Ain't no toy for me.

[Uncle Ocho]

Yeah, it's too many layers to. What you talking about, Ocho. To get to there. We ain't never gonna get there. That's. I don't do that. Never. Never. That's never gonna happen.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, it's gonna happen.

[Chad Johnson]

Hey, hey. I'm the toy for her. I feel you, but I can't do that. No joy. And I ain't. I ain't f. To tell you. Could I tell you what you couldn't get, you couldn't give me.

[Uncle Ocho]

I honestly.

[Chad Johnson]

I'm gonna be the God honest truth. You couldn't give me a million dollars to go in front of. And she said to say, you sure, Shannon, we gonna give you a million dollars, but she gonna be right in here while you go to the bathroom. I'm good, cuz.

[Pharmaceutical Announcer]

What?

[Chad Johnson]

No, sir.

[Uncle Ocho]

Damn.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Is that serious?

[Chad Johnson]

I couldn't do it.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey, hey, man, you tripping, man.

[Uncle Ocho]

Hey, hey, I ain't gonna lie.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Give me a million dollars. What?

[Chad Johnson]

You do it for free. Now, I know you do it for a million dollars. Joe, what the hell are you talking about, man?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, I. In front of the courthouse, man, Please.

[Chad Johnson]

This man nasty.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Daddy's so nasty. Hey, hey, hey, Unc. There was a time, you know, this man so nasty. Hey, y'. All. Y' all living life. Y' all complicating life. You making it more than what it is.

[Uncle Ocho]

Oh, could we take a. Take a deuce in private?

[Tab Ramos]

Yes.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Damn, why you acting shy?

[Chad Johnson]

Come on, man,

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Let us smell the Roma.

[Uncle Ocho]

No, man. Hey, hey, Ojo. The type to fart under the covers and put his head under there and cover it.

[Chad Johnson]

Hey, Joe, be fat in the COVID

[Uncle Ocho]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I already know it.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, I gotta try that. I like that one. I like that one.

[Chad Johnson]

I told you I broke up with a girl for doing that. She was in the bathroom.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson]

She come out the bathroom, two steps into the room.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson]

And let it.

[Uncle Ocho]

I'm talking about, let, like, one of them, like, push that one. Like. Yeah. Oh, man.

[Chad Johnson]

And she just left the bathroom and she kiki.

[Tab Ramos]

Kiing.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

And you let her go.

[Chad Johnson]

Yeah.

[Uncle Ocho]

You ain't let her go.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, you know what? That Tim.

[Chad Johnson]

Never. I never, ever talk to her again.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

You know what that. Tell me you ain't really like her. You really like her. Because if it was the right one and depending on who it was and she did that, you ain't letting it go nowhere.

[Chad Johnson]

If you really liked her not do that.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I can buy it.

[Chad Johnson]

Good, man, that's so nasty.

[Tab Ramos]

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[Uncle Ocho]

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[Uncle Ocho]

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[Chad Johnson]

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[ISO Joe Johnson]

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[ISO Joe Johnson]

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[Chad Johnson]

I don't put. Hey, I. I don't. I don't put nothing. Passing now. Yeah, you.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, this is y' all calling what is natural for us as human beings. How you calling it?

[Chad Johnson]

Nasty eating is natural, but somebody chewing with their mouth open irks you. Yeah, somebody burping at the table. Man, I was at the gym and the dude just kept burping. I said, bro, that's disrespectful. I said, you're not the only one in the damn gym. Yeah, have some respect. I said, you think I want to smell your burp all day? Oh, my bad, my bad. I ain't know you, bro. Not only can I smell it, I can hear you doing it. And you doing it on purpose.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Hey, honestly.

[Chad Johnson]

And then I turned white for a second. I went and got the manager. Excuse me, Joe Ocho. Excuse me. I sure did. Hey, I like selfie. Cunningham.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, I tell you what, y' all are really complicating life. Not Just for y', all, but for whoever you're dealing with as well.

[Uncle Ocho]

Damn.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Listen, your dating life and your relationships, it's like y', all, y', all, y', all, y' all doing everything on all Madden. And it shouldn't be that hard. It shouldn't be that difficult. Especially when it comes to something as natural as using the bathroom, you know, and having to pass gas. That's just me.

[Chad Johnson]

You keep on doing that. That works for you.

[Uncle Ocho]

How about it?

[Chad Johnson]

Oh, I have a good one. Ocho, ISO can you can get into it? Five receivers. You can only keep three. Jetta, Puka, Chase, cd, Almond Raw. Who you guys keeping? Well, chasing Puka ain't going nowhere from. Oh, I'll let you take it first. You go ahead. Oh, you get first crack, then I'll go to you, ISO and then I'm finish it up.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Jace, Chase, Jefferson, Puka.

[Chad Johnson]

No, you can only keep three.

[Uncle Ocho]

Damn.

[Chad Johnson]

So he gave you five. You get Jetta, you get Puka, you get Chase, you get cd, you get Amira. All right, receivers, you get to keep three of them.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I'm going with those three. I'm going with those three.

[Chad Johnson]

I just named you going Jetta, Chase, Puka.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I said Chase first, but yeah.

[Chad Johnson]

Okay, you go, Chase, Jetta, Puka.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson]

Okay, Joe, who you got?

[Uncle Ocho]

Hey, when you say Jetta, y' all

[Chad Johnson]

talking about Justin Jefferson.

[Uncle Ocho]

Oh, yeah.

[Pharmaceutical Announcer]

Oh,

[Uncle Ocho]

yeah.

[Chad Johnson]

I'm going Puka, Chase

[Uncle Ocho]

and cd.

[Chad Johnson]

Well, I'm gonna make it a clean sweep because that's who I'm taking. For me, Puka and Chase are no brainers. Yeah, the other three is really a toss up. Jetta is more of an outside guy. He can play the slot. Jetta is more outside chasing. And Almond Raw kind of more in between the numbers. They do most of the damage inside. Yeah, for me it's Puka chasing Jetta for me. What's up, nightcap family? Could you finish my wish? My big brother, King Mo. Happy birthday. Congrats on graduating welding school. If Goat James was going to Miami, how long would it take to win a championship? Absolutely. King Mo, happy birthday and congrats graduating welding school. Hey, we knew more technical people, man. Well welded, man. They make good money. They make real good money.

[Uncle Ocho]

Yes, sir.

[Chad Johnson]

You know, hey, I'm thinking about. Hey, as a matter of fact, I need you to hook me up with a good welding mask because you know, when I buy buy old lady or diamond, you will need a welder master. Look at it, Joe.

[Uncle Ocho]

Oh.

[Chad Johnson]

Huh.

[Uncle Ocho]

Yeah. Damn. Yeah, you already picked it out. Yeah.

[Chad Johnson]

Hey, you know, you know, man, Unc serious,

[Uncle Ocho]

damn.

[Chad Johnson]

Gotta have the thing away. Somebody gonna have to have an arm and a sling. Gotta hold it like this here, Joe, real talk. But King Mo, Happy birthday and congratulations, Joe. How long would it take go James if he went to Miami to win a championship?

[Uncle Ocho]

Hey, hey, Depending on the pieces they put around. If Bruh go to Miami, Braun, Giannis, bam. And. And it depends on who they bring in, who else they bring in and put around those guys. Because, you know, we talk about the stars, obviously they gonna play the bulk of the minutes, and we know they gonna do their damage, but you gotta have them other guys gotta have a bench. You got to have a bench. You got. You got to have some guys who can come in that game and change the trajectory of the game if it's not going in your favor. You know what I mean? Like, so you won't. You want guys who can either take you to another momentum or keep it where it's at. If y' all playing great, and I think right now, hell, they need some help in that. In that department. But I think he could win one as soon as this year, Uncle Ocho, if they. They put the right pieces around.

[Chad Johnson]

From best to worst, rank the sports based on who fights, who has the best fighters. Baseball, basketball, football, hockey, soccer, rugby. Well, they don't even fight in soccer,

[ISO Joe Johnson]

hockey, hockey, number one, they're allowed to fight.

[Chad Johnson]

Yes, I agree. Then baseball.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Well, you see, you see, they brawls every, Every. Every so often.

[Chad Johnson]

They always have a. Yeah, you hit somebody, benches clear.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, every so often.

[Chad Johnson]

Yeah.

[Uncle Ocho]

And then it'll probably be football after that.

[Chad Johnson]

Man, they don't really fight in football

[ISO Joe Johnson]

no more, man, except training camp.

[Uncle Ocho]

Now, hold on, hold on, hold on. They fight, but they don't be making no damn sense. I'm like, why you trying to punch that man, this damn head. He got a helmet on.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Helmet on?

[Uncle Ocho]

Yeah. What the hell that's gonna do?

[Chad Johnson]

Hockey. Hockey. Hockey is number one because like you said, Ocho, they're allowed to fight. And to be able to fight on those fin blade ass skates.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson]

It ain't like you on solid footing. All the rest comes on solid footing. One's on ice on a thin blade in the middle of his foot.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, you. Speaking of. Speaking of ice skate, you can skate.

[Chad Johnson]

Hell no, Joe.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

You can ice skate.

[Uncle Ocho]

I can't ice skate, but I can roller skate. Yeah, we go to a skating rink. Yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Tab Ramos]

Okay.

[Uncle Ocho]

What's up?

[Chad Johnson]

You could. You could roller skate, Ocho.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I can roller skate real well. Huh? No, but I was. I mean, I'm not. Y'. All. Not, you know, for me, with the LA area, I'm sure if we have anybody in the chat that's from the LA area, that's of age. When I was at Santa Monica Junior College, I used to go to World on Wheels all the time. With all my home. With all my homeboys and my mama, I used to go. My mama used to roll, man. Hurricane, boy, hey, she can escape, boy. That's how I stop. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chad Johnson]

I definitely can't go now. I mess around. I ain't gonna mess my hip up. Hey, y' all see that. That. That bison? Flip that old grandpa. Oh, man, he got.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, Unc got to work on his lateral movement, man.

[Chad Johnson]

They ain't work on nothing.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

His lateral movement.

[Chad Johnson]

Didn't they tell you? He. He took a picture. You see him take a picture?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, he was on the way, though.

[Chad Johnson]

That bull said, you took a picture of me?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I think that was binoculars.

[Chad Johnson]

He took a picture.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Uncle Ocho]

He went over there.

[Chad Johnson]

Oh, he said. I understand. He says, in the real world, if you're in a public place, you have no. No admission or of privacy.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson]

No expectation of privacy. The bull said. Yes, I did say. Yeah, I do. Hey, I got some holdies right here. Hey, watch me. Yeah, he went right around that tree. He snuffed him out.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey. Matter of fact, you know. Hey, that'd be great. Content for us, too, Uncle Joe.

[Chad Johnson]

Do what?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

To go to Yellowstone park and try to run with the bison.

[Chad Johnson]

No, I'm good. Come on.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I do it by myself.

[Chad Johnson]

Then do you? Go right ahead.

[Uncle Ocho]

You trying to run?

[Chad Johnson]

I'll be out there filming it.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah. You know, you scared a herd. And when the herd start running, you run with them.

[Uncle Ocho]

Ocho, you know how fast some damn bison's running, man?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I know, Jody. About 30, 34, 35 miles an hour, Joe.

[Uncle Ocho]

You can't get away. You.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

What?

[Uncle Ocho]

You think you outrun a bison?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I ain't trying to outrun him. I just need to be faster than y'. All.

[Uncle Ocho]

Oh, man. Get the hell out of here. Hey, listen, y' all think old boy broke something when that. When that bison.

[Chad Johnson]

He broke his leg, did he? Yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, Joe. He gotta have some type of lateral movement, Joe.

[Uncle Ocho]

He shouldn't have been.

[Chad Johnson]

You know why it was like that? You know. You know what July and August is for bison, right?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah. The main season.

[Chad Johnson]

Main season, they in rut.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson]

See how he was walleting that dirt o joke, Joe?

[Uncle Ocho]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson]

He much Of a man. He let them know. He let all the ladies know. You got much of a man right here. You want. Hey, you. Hey, you want these jeans? You won't. This is what this. This is what you're looking for.

[Uncle Ocho]

Yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, matter of fact, hey, listen, we can add that when we do nightcap outside. Yeah, I really think that would be great content for us to go to Yellowstone park and have some type of encounter with the bison.

[Chad Johnson]

And also, I don't want no encounter with him.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Listen, we gonna. We gonna take this show where we untouchable. Then also, we need to go do the running of the bulls in Spain.

[Chad Johnson]

I ain't going to Papalon. I can't run.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Okay, well, you just do.

[Uncle Ocho]

You.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

You film it, and me and Joe gonna run.

[Chad Johnson]

Okay?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I think that.

[Chad Johnson]

Don't you listen up to Ocho.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Well, I'mma do it. I'mma do it. I'm gonna wear nightcap attire.

[Uncle Ocho]

Hey, listen, I. I got a little daredevil this in me. Oh, okay.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

There we go. Joe, with me, Joe. Hey, we gonna do running the bull, Joe.

[Uncle Ocho]

Yeah, yeah, I'm. You. Listen, we do run out of bulls. I just got to make sure I get. I got. You know me. I can get the hell away. That's why I need to know.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah. You know, you can jump on some if you want to, Joe. If you're not fast enough, I'm gonna run with the bulls the whole way. Joe.

[Uncle Ocho]

You saying they ain't gonna be able to catch you. You just. You even.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Even if they catch me, Joe, I just want to be on the side of them as they keep running, you know, so we can. I need. I need for. For Ash and Unc. I need them to have great content because I'm gonna be wearing the nightcap stuff. And then.

[Chad Johnson]

Well, I'll tell you what. We're gonna put you on one of those packs. We'll put you one of those packs so you'll have a bird's eye view. The camera right beside your thing.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yes.

[Chad Johnson]

We'll be able to see it firsthand.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Everything. Yes, sir. I like that.

[Uncle Ocho]

We gonna see that hitting the dirt.

[Chad Johnson]

Hey, hey, you see how the police arrest somebody hit the phone out of hand? The phone be pointing all up.

[Uncle Ocho]

Yeah,

[Chad Johnson]

that's gonna be Ocho on camera. I ain't gonna hold y'.

[Uncle Ocho]

All.

[Chad Johnson]

I want no part. No animal outside, especially with no joke, with no jokers getting runt like that.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah,

[Chad Johnson]

you see those with the lions? They have the musk, the. The sick gland. They be. They be crying like that. Oh, man, they testosterone level 10,000. Yeah, man, please, I'm good.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I can't wait.

[Chad Johnson]

I can. I wonder if y' all could issue my boy John arena A happy 27th birthday. If you guys could give me, give any advice. John, happy 27th birthday.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Happy 27, boy.

[Uncle Ocho]

Happy birthday.

[Chad Johnson]

John. The best advice I could give you, you're gonna make mistakes in life. Try not to beat yourself too up too much over it. I said a couple of weeks ago, there are two days you can never do anything about. That's yesterday and tomorrow, live today, just try to be better today than you were yesterday. That's it. We're gonna make mistakes. Things are going to happen. Learn from it, become better from it and move on. You're 27, you gotta. And I, I. You know, the thing is that people say, well, I'm live to be the same. Who told you that? When the. God. When did God promise you a long life? God, Chad, did y' all know somebody that God promised a long life to?

[Uncle Ocho]

No, sir.

[Chad Johnson]

People keep saying, oh yeah, I'm gonna do. You don't know. Just try to be the best person you can possibly be every single day. Treat people with respect, understand empathy, humanity. Be thankful that God allowed you to wake up this morning. You were able to put both feet on, both feet on the floor. You was in your right mind. The blood was still running in your veins. Anything that happens after that is gravy. You make a dollar, you make $1,000, you make $100 million. Anything after you put both feet on the floor, you in your right mind and you can move. John. Always be thankful for today. Just be thankful for today.

[Tab Ramos]

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[Uncle Ocho]

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[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

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[Tab Ramos]

I don't understand.

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[Chad Johnson]

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[ISO Joe Johnson]

And if we end up in bumtots

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[Uncle Ocho]

Whoa.

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[Chad Johnson]

We'll just use your phone as a flashlight.

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[Chad Johnson]

Visit t mobile.com ISO I play robot Roblox with my kids too. Don't understand them damn thing, what we play, but we make great memories.

[Uncle Ocho]

Yeah,

[Chad Johnson]

what is it? Roboblocks?

[Uncle Ocho]

Yeah, it's Roblox.

[Chad Johnson]

Roblox.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Little square characters. Man, I don't know how to explain.

[Chad Johnson]

You gotta pay for them.

[Uncle Ocho]

Yeah, the different skins to dress them up and all that.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

The skins, the clothes, the hats.

[Chad Johnson]

Oh, man. Okay.

[Uncle Ocho]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson]

And.

[Uncle Ocho]

And anytime my little one get on, I swear he be looking for me. He want me to play with. I'm talking about the most boringest damn game I ever played in my damn life. Damn. Gotta sit here and play this.

[Chad Johnson]

What's up, big three? No worries, ISO. Roblox been legally robbing pants without ski masks since 2006.

[Uncle Ocho]

Yeah. Hey, hey. Hey. You say hey for real? Cause look, that little 4.99, 7.9939.

[Chad Johnson]

They add up.

[Uncle Ocho]

They add up. Before you look up, you look at your damn bill, man. You spend down there $200 on Roadblock, man, come on, man,

[Chad Johnson]

You talking about having more kids, man. Don't you out of mind. Y' all talking about. Players podcast. But remember Beast Mode got fined for not wanting to speak. And I Guess it's a lose, lose situation. Nah, but that's in you. That's in your contract. You gotta speak. It's just like most standard in a professional contract. That's a part of it.

[Uncle Ocho]

Yep. Gotta speak to the media. Unless you just. Unless you just want to pay that little fine.

[Chad Johnson]

Yeah, yeah. That fine so heavy on you. You don't want to pay it.

[Uncle Ocho]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson]

You don't want to pay it.

[Uncle Ocho]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson]

Players in the 90s were doing the worst thing than the podcast, but. But he didn't call them out. Where was the professionalism back then?

[Uncle Ocho]

Hey,

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different.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Different times.

[Chad Johnson]

Different times it is. And I think the thing is, is that I think you're gonna have to adopt, adapt now. Players like, look, I got a podcast. I can make some extra money on the side, and I'm going to take advantage of this opportunity.

[Uncle Ocho]

Yeah, yeah. It.

[Chad Johnson]

It is what it is. Congratulations to the guys that can do it, that can produce, can do a podcast and still play at a high level.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson]

I think some of them, I think a lot of the part, I think, like, I think roommates, I think Josh Hart and Bronson, I think. I think they're taped there. I don't think there's a live. Joe. I could be wrong. Chad, If I'm wrong, I apologize,

[Uncle Ocho]

but

[Chad Johnson]

it'll be hard for us to do one because we live, Ocho. I mean, I could take Club Shay Shay, but I would probably have to do it remotely. You know what I'm saying? Have them pop up Tuesday, my day off. And that's what people are saying is that. Well, I don't know what NBA players, I guess that when they have their day off, Joe, whatever the case may be, in between games, they. They said, look, we ain't hurting nobody. We ain't got anything else to do other than that. But I think people are, like, looking at you, talking about other teams, you talk about other players. Focus on your team. Focus on your players. Yeah, well, I think that's what I think, but. Okay.

[Uncle Ocho]

I think the toughest part is for basketball players is that, you know, hell, it probably, out of one, you only probably gonna get one day out the week for real, that you're gonna be off because the games come so, you know, so fast. Meaning. Meaning, you know, you playing, you can be playing two, three games in four nights. So, you know, the one day you probably do get off or after practice. Uncle Ocho, hell, you think about it, man, for real, in basketball. See, we don't have the restrictions and limitations that you guys have in the NFL meaning, like, man, we go practice for two, three hours a day, and after that you got the rest of the day to your damn self. It ain't no curfew. It ain't none of that game day, none of that. It's a regular. You know what I mean?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Uncle Ocho]

So it's a lot different. It's a lot different for the NBA cast, how they move.

[Chad Johnson]

Yeah, that wasn't. That was no flight. They were flying in.

[Uncle Ocho]

NFL. Yeah.

[Chad Johnson]

I mean, man, you can sneak me. You'll sneak you in my room. The hell. No, I can't.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Absolutely not.

[Chad Johnson]

Well, you. I mean, you. You in my town, you in my city. How am I gonna see you? You come to the game. You'll see me after the game. Yeah, I'm not God. Please.

[Uncle Ocho]

You know what she was trying to do?

[Chad Johnson]

What you thought? What you think this is? We have room check. Y' all grown men.

[Uncle Ocho]

And

[Chad Johnson]

what do you think this is?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

They. They don't know. They don't know no better.

[Uncle Ocho]

Hey.

[Chad Johnson]

Oh, girl, please check my room and catch you in there.

[Uncle Ocho]

Yeah, she trying to shake the covers, ain't she?

[Chad Johnson]

Nah, nah. Shake my pocket. Hello. Can you please wish my boyfriend Daniel happy birthday? He's been watching the show since day one and he's a huge fan. Thank you, Daniel. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, D. There's nothing better than day one subs that. We really appreciate it because you guys got in early because, hey, I don't know what made you guys get in early, but we appreciate it and we appreciate you staying. Not only coming, but staying and telling others. Joe, like. Like every time we go. So. Man, I love you guys. I love.

[Uncle Ocho]

Oh, yeah.

[Chad Johnson]

And ISO on Nightcap, man, y' all funny, y'.

[Uncle Ocho]

All.

[Chad Johnson]

Hey, y'.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

All.

[Chad Johnson]

Hey, y' all do your thing. And so we appreciate that. So, Daniel, for you to be one of the very first subs that we had, we appreciate your support and your continued support. So happy birthday.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, Happy birthday.

[Chad Johnson]

That completes this episode of Nightcap. We want to thank you guys for joining us. Y' all know who I am. I'm your favorite up my partners and co host. That's Liberty City's own Dade County Bingo Ring of fame honoree, A former pro bowler and an all pro, the route runner extraordinaire from Liberty City. That is Chad Ocho, Cinco Johnson. And y' all know him from the lar. Now he from the. From the LRA. Little Rock, Arkansas.

[Uncle Ocho]

There you go.

[Chad Johnson]

That is a seven time NBA All Star from the Atlanta Hawks. Mr. Clutch, the smooth shooting two guard out of the University of Arkansas. That is ISO Joe Johnson. Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit the like button and go subscribe to the Nightcap podcast feed wherever you get your podcast from. Thank you guys for your support. We greatly, greatly appreciate that you don't understand what that means to us. So thank you again for your support and your continued support. Those looking to purchase a bottle of Shade by Laportier head over to laportiercognac.com to purchase you a bottle if it's currently unavailable in a city or state near you. Premium BSOP Cognac. It drinks like an XO without the price, but it's the best tasting, smoothest VSOP cognac on the market. And we have it in two sizes. The OG, which is the 750, and now the Junior, the 375. Same great quality, same great taste, the same smoothness. Trust me, the best, best tasting cognac on the market. Please drink responsibly and stay safe. Guys, we've been three nights in a row. Saturday night, Sunday night, Monday night. Got to give the team a night off. So we're off tomorrow, but we'll see you back again on Wednesday and Thursday. Thank you guys for joining us.

[Uncle Ocho]

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[Tab Ramos]

This is Tab Ramos from Inside American Soccer and this summer topgolf is turning into the ultimate soccer destination. They've got a new soccer themed game you can play with your group, exclusive food and drink items. They've even installed full size soccer goals so you can try to hit golf balls right into the net. And every match all summer long will be on throughout the venue. And if you want to keep the fun going all summer, you can get the topgolf Summer Fun Pass which lets you play every single day and bring up to five guests every visit. Get yours [e-mail] SL FunPass Big transfer

[Chad Johnson]

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