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Chad Ochocinco
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ISO Joe Johnson
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Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
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ISO Joe Johnson
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Chad Ochocinco
Sounds like Todd Monkin and Shador Sanders have been listening. Let. Let's watch Monkin talk about the growth of Shador. Oh, it's tremendously. He's improving his operation.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
His pre snap post snap.
Chad Ochocinco
His eyes and his feet working in conjunction being able to check the ball down and getting out of his hands.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
He's.
Chad Ochocinco
He's such a playmaker that that's hard for him. For a guy that is always looking to make a plays super competitive, that is a win.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Try to get super competitive quarterbacks to
Chad Ochocinco
understand that throwing the ball away and eliminating loss yardage play is a win. And that's something that over time he'll continue to build on
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
and we just talked about that the other night.
Chad Ochocinco
Hey, we've been saying this.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah. Him improving on not holding the ball too long either checking it down or throwing away every play doesn't have to be a win. I like that. That's dope.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey should do say damn that he ain't gonna mess up his completion.
Chad Ochocinco
Hey, and I've seen that bro you got. Hey, it's okay to take. It's so it's okay to take a little a small loss.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
Because the last thing you want to do is all of a sudden go from second and three to third and 13.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
Or out of field goal range. That's the last thing that you want to do. So he has to know and, and I think you know with time and I but I think the time is now. He's played the position long enough. He's had enough smart people in his ear. He has to graduate past that now. Ojo he can't hold damn your completion percentage. And I've seen guys do that. I've seen guys do it. Refuse to throw the hail Mary because it's gonna be an incompletion joke. They gonna take the check down like that man about to go down 60 yards, read through traffic and get a touchdown. When you double check down to it, they worry about they what you know what happened oo when they came out with quarterback rating when they came out with quarterback ready.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
F the game. Because now everybody looking at man, I ain't look. Hey, I catch. I catch five passes. 40 y old I caught the ball they threw to me. They didn't throw me no balls down the field. I can't have 80. I can't have 80 yards if they're only throwing me three yard routes. Give me something I can push down the field and I can make something happen. Yeah, but did you Hear what that man said? His growth. He grew so much that I let Deshaun Watson take his reps today. That's how much he grew. Hold on, Chad. Was I the only one did. I only want to hear what he said. His. His growth and understanding that, throwing the ball away and, you know, blah, blah, blah. And the next thing you know, I
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
mean, you already know. You. You already know how the game go. He can't say what he wants to say. He knows who the start is going to be, but you can't say it. You have to make it look like there's a quarterback competition to keep everybody competing. Not that they wouldn't compete anyway, but you already know. You know when it comes. When it comes to that money. Well, I'm. Check. How about this? I got one for you. When's the last time you seen someone making the bulk of the money sitting on the bench and not starting?
Chad Ochocinco
No, they. We talked about the oto. We talked about this. Either he gonna start or they're gonna get rid of him. Remember what they did to Aaron Rodgers? Remember what they did to Russell? Russell. Sean Payton says, you know what? We'll eat that 40 million. Yep, we'll eat it. Damn. So, yeah, he. You. You're not gonna keep.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
There's like.
Chad Ochocinco
Well, no, I'm not. I'm not saying they won't move on. I'm saying they're not going to keep him on the roster at 46 million and have him on the bench. Either he's going to move on or he's. Those are the two choices. It is what it is. I mean, it ain't really that complicated, Ocho.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Not at all. But you gotta think people are missing the point and not thinking from a business aspect of it. They just looking at it. We like Shador. Shador did well, especially ending the season last year. He should be the starter. That's just not the way. Now, if DeSean wasn't on the roster, well, Shadow would be a clear starter. Absolutely. Based on what he was able to do and watching his growth now from last year to this point, he's probably. He's damn. Damn right he's improved. You know, there's a reason why the coach said what he said. You're not gonna remain the same.
Chad Ochocinco
Hope not. They only gonna. They only gonna coach you so much, Ocho, before they realize they can't coach you in what. What they're saying. Maybe somebody else. Somebody they need to hear from. Somebody else.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
Because we're not. We're not kind of we're not getting through to the guy. Hey, who.
ISO Joe Johnson
Who the Browns kick the season off against?
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Oh, that's a good one. Hold on. I'm gonna tell you right now. Ash might get to it before me.
Chad Ochocinco
I have no idea.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Brown Schedule 20, 26. The Browns kick the seat Jags.
ISO Joe Johnson
That's a decent game.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
First Preseason game is August 15th against the Bears.
ISO Joe Johnson
Is when?
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
August 15th. They play the Bears. First preseason game.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, man, we locked in.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Yep. September 13th. The season starts. Let's go.
ISO Joe Johnson
Let me check my boys. Let me see what.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, they got two tough games right out the gate, too, boy.
ISO Joe Johnson
Who they got after this?
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Jazz? Buccaneers.
Chad Ochocinco
Hey, guys, it's that time of the year, you know, this time of the year, you've been in camp, been banging on each other, and all you see is each other's face. And I'm tired of seeing your face.
ISO Joe Johnson
Pause. Oh, man.
Chad Ochocinco
Come on, man. What then?
ISO Joe Johnson
Got way too freaky, y'. All.
Chad Ochocinco
What, man, There y' all go, man. See y' all out there. See? See? Oh, Joe, we old guard, man. We had our 40 to 50. We ain't got.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
I know, but you got to be careful, man. Times have changed.
Chad Ochocinco
So let me ask you a question. When. When you was a running back and the coach tell you what he tell you? Hit the hole, son. You ain't say Paul.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah, but you said banging. You said banging on each other. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Chad Ochocinco
So what y' all be doing? So what.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Whoa.
Chad Ochocinco
So y'. All. So what y'.
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Chad Ochocinco
So what y' all do? Y'. All. Y' all didn't hear the camera?
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah, we did. We said, like. We a say bang, like. Nah, you got.
Chad Ochocinco
But anyway, Brown fans rushing Jared versus rookie offensive tackle Spencer for no. If I knew. Got into it. Look at the video. Oh.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Oh. Let's go, boy. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, they on the floor.
ISO Joe Johnson
Tashio. Let's go.
Chad Ochocinco
Get that boy.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Let's go. Training camp. Let's go. Let's go. Able to fight in Kansas City today, too. You got. Y' all got that one?
Chad Ochocinco
Well, canine.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
No, no, it was number 91. It was a DN. A D in a line.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, hey, hey, hey. It's about that time, ain't it, man?
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah, Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, it's about that time. Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
Oh, they've been hitting on. They've been hitting on each other and for, like, the last 10 days. So, yeah, you know, they're not banging anymore, Joe. They're hitting each other.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, yeah. It's that time, man.
Chad Ochocinco
That man.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Let's go.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, hey, hey. I feel it, man. Sometimes you got to grab up on them, you know what I mean? You got to grab up on somebody, man. Let them know what's going on.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Let them know you out here fighting yourself, Joe boy. If you won't fight for. If you won't fight this, if you don't fight against amongst yourselves, you ain't gonna fight nobody else, huh?
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
When it's time to go to war, like when you got siblings now, your siblings fight, you know you're gonna fight your brother sometime, you know, you get into it.
Chad Ochocinco
But you, oh, for sure.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
You ain't gonna let nobody else mess with me, though, right?
ISO Joe Johnson
Right?
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Shoot. Right What I'm talking about sisters.
Chad Ochocinco
I fought. Sister, brother, aunt.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, okay.
Chad Ochocinco
They'd be trying me, Joe. They were trying me, man.
ISO Joe Johnson
They was trying you.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, uncle, you had a fight at training camp, huh?
Chad Ochocinco
No, no. Hell no. Hell no. Man, I gotta say that energy, man.
ISO Joe Johnson
Cause, man.
Chad Ochocinco
Man, look at, man, damn. Put his head down and everything's like, damn.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, hey,
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you talking about, man?
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, man, listen, I thought you say something about them boys, huh?
Chad Ochocinco
Man, you already know what y' all gonna do, Joe, you know BTA this year.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, hold on.
ISO Joe Johnson
Y' all already.
Chad Ochocinco
Hey, what you call Go put birthday belt there?
ISO Joe Johnson
I'm talking about Smoke. Who I want to smoke.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, Joe, you think y' all gonna be the Giants?
ISO Joe Johnson
Come on, I'm just asking. It is a pig who I consider poor.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah, yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Come on, man, stop playing. You already know.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
What about the Eagle, Joe?
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, we got them.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
How you gonna stop Saquon?
ISO Joe Johnson
Man, we got something for all that, Ocho. And we high powered over here, boy. We not playing, huh? We got crazy artillery. We is not coming to no knife fight. You know what I mean? With a knife, partner. We coming with a gun.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Okay?
Chad Ochocinco
Y' all ain't got no switches, though.
ISO Joe Johnson
Who ain't got no switches?
Chad Ochocinco
Nah, the Eagles got them drums.
ISO Joe Johnson
Nah, nah, nah.
Chad Ochocinco
200 rounds in 10 seconds.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, I don't know if y' all know it. I don't know if y' all know it, but if the Knicks won the damn NBA championship, okay?
Chad Ochocinco
Nah, see, I know I do.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Joe, Joe, are you trying to compare the Knicks and the Cowboys as one?
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, they similar. They similar to some degree.
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah, they say who y'? All? I want to know who Jalen Brunson. Just tell me who Jalen Bronson is, and I. And I'll see what you got.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Prescott.
ISO Joe Johnson
Dak. Prescott.
Chad Ochocinco
Oh, nobody. What you mean, man? You know, man, man, that man gonna pull a Prescottian.
ISO Joe Johnson
You gotta chill. You gotta chill. I know you want to hate on. You want to hate on the Cowboys so bad on your man Chad.
Chad Ochocinco
Y' all hear this man? This man say. This man say, that is Jalen Brunson.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
Jalen Brunson is one of the two or three Clutchest players over the last three to four years. Wait, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
ISO Joe Johnson
Wait till this season start, okay, Ocho? This is gonna be a whole different stuff, boy. I can't wait. What?
Chad Ochocinco
Man, they already know Dak ain't gonna get up some empty calories. Y' all be down by 35 points.
ISO Joe Johnson
Come on.
Chad Ochocinco
And Daka throw end up with 400 yards, man. Look at the numbers. Look at that. Numbers give the calories.
ISO Joe Johnson
Uncle, you gotta chill.
Chad Ochocinco
Okay, I'm just gonna be honest.
ISO Joe Johnson
First and foremost. You ain't being out. You gotta chill. You know, we done beefed up our defensive. We gonna be a whole hell of a lot better than what we've been in the past previous years. Okay.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Sound good?
ISO Joe Johnson
That what they call it?
Chad Ochocinco
They even gave it a name. When a quarterback throw for a bunch of yards after they've been down, they call it Prescottian.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, man.
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Chad Ochocinco
Damn, Prescott.
ISO Joe Johnson
Come on, you got. You got to chill. You got to chill. Come on. Don't do that.
Chad Ochocinco
You know that man known for that.
ISO Joe Johnson
Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that.
Chad Ochocinco
You remember when Green Bay. He had all them yards against Green Bay. Y' all was down. Y' all was down 48 to 10.
ISO Joe Johnson
Uhuh.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
What?
ISO Joe Johnson
Don't put that jacket on, man. Don't look good on you, brother. See you steady talking about old stuff, man. Oh, man, we in 2000.
Chad Ochocinco
What about last year?
ISO Joe Johnson
Huh?
Chad Ochocinco
What about last year?
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, you talk. That's old. I did what? I'm trying to tell you, we in 20, 23.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Season, Joe.
Chad Ochocinco
I just base it on here.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
No season.
ISO Joe Johnson
Come on, Joe. But we is not finna be playing with y' all this year. I'm telling y' all right now, boy. Finna be big, big talk about them Cowboys on night.
Chad Ochocinco
Just like I did Joe in the South. New school year, same old ass clothes.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, you go.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Damn. Hey, Joe.
Chad Ochocinco
Hey, Joe, you just had to make sure you remember not to wear that shirt you wore fourth grade for the third grade picture day. That's the only thing you tried to remember, Joe.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
I got. I got faith in y', all, Joe. I got faith in y', all, man. You know. Hey, I appreciate that offensive Guy, I, I, I really want Dak to do well. I want the receivers. I want CD And George Pickens to do well. Outside of that, you know, I, I don't care collectively, you know, for the team as itself, but I just want those individuals to have one hell of a year.
ISO Joe Johnson
Okay, we don't play. I'll do it.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
That ain't what y' all want. I would hope not. I would hope not, Joe.
Chad Ochocinco
Y' all corner still. Y' all stick. Cornerback still Ain't. Ain't no. Ain't really no good.
ISO Joe Johnson
Holla. You. You don't know nothing.
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ISO Joe Johnson
You ain't no damn psychic. The season ain't started yet. We don't know what' gonna happen. How you know what's gonna happen, huh?
Chad Ochocinco
Man, Ojo, why'd you tell me Joe like this about the Cowboys? He worse than you, than the Bengals.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, we better than the Bengals.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Whoa, whoa. Let's. Let's simmer down. Let's simmer down.
ISO Joe Johnson
Come on, come on. Keep it 100, man.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, Joe, you still talk about the past, huh? Cause we. Hey, we.
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We.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, I'm keeping it 100. I'm just keeping, I'm just keeping it.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
How you keeping it real? What are you basing y' all being better than us off of? What are you basing off of?
ISO Joe Johnson
I'm basing off the additions that we made this summer. I know y' all made some good additions, too, but. Yeah, but we gonna be better than y'.
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All.
ISO Joe Johnson
We. Me and you already got a little. Yeah, I mean, about who gonna have a better record? I. I guarantee we have a better record than the Bengals, y'.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
All. Y' all gonna come 30 in y division. Y' all can come 30 yard division. We gonna win our division.
ISO Joe Johnson
Who gonna be in front of us in our division? Ojo, who gonna be in front of us in our division?
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Talk about Philly. Philly Philly gonna be one and then the commander.
ISO Joe Johnson
Please, man.
Chad Ochocinco
Please.
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ISO Joe Johnson
I thought. Hey, boy, I thought you were really talking about something. Why you ain't talking about nothing?
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
You'll see.
ISO Joe Johnson
Listen.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
You'll see. You'll see. Not listen.
ISO Joe Johnson
You gonna.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Which I done show love now. I done show love to the individual players that I want to see do well, but now we talk about in the division, you know, Philly gonna be on top of the division. Man, stop playing, man.
ISO Joe Johnson
Ocho. Ocho, come on, man.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, Jaden Daniel is going to have a bounce back season. They definitely going to be second in the division.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, they going to bounce back. He going to have his ass behind the Cowboys. You're right. He going to be second in the division behind us. Yeah, you absolutely right.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Right.
ISO Joe Johnson
But I don't know what you think this is.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
The fact that you even said y' all was going to be better than the Bengals. Now that's laughable.
Chad Ochocinco
That.
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Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
That's laughable.
ISO Joe Johnson
Ocho. Ocho, y' all might give us. Y' all might give. Y' all might get an NFL two, three good weeks. After that, it's going to be a wrap. That's how y' all good for y' all ain't good. But enough about two, three good weeks.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
I tell you. I tell you what, put your money where your mouth is. Since you believe in the Cowboys so much.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, hey, bet whatever make you nervous.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Make a light on yourself.
Chad Ochocinco
Hey, matter of fact, what you want to do?
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Don't nothing make me nervous. Huh?
ISO Joe Johnson
What you want to do?
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Nervous?
ISO Joe Johnson
You feel like losing some money?
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
I mean, hey, one thing about it, I ain't gonna lose.
ISO Joe Johnson
What you want to do, man? Hey, Chat, I got the Cowboys gonna have a better record than the Bengals against Ocho. I don't know what he want to bet a little thousand.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
We play y' all this year.
ISO Joe Johnson
Nah, I don't think we play y' all this year. But we don't walk ass, though. We don't. Yeah.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, hey, Denver play. Denver play.
ISO Joe Johnson
Y', all.
Chad Ochocinco
We done mopped the flow with y' all for the like.
ISO Joe Johnson
See, here you go. You talking about old stuff again. We not talking about old stuff. We into 20, 26, 20, 20.
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You.
Chad Ochocinco
You remember last year? But Pastor Tan did to Yalls receiving car.
ISO Joe Johnson
Okay.
Chad Ochocinco
If it ain't mean demonstration, if it
ISO Joe Johnson
ain't happening, if it ain't happened yesterday. Uncle, I really don't remember it. I'm just keeping 100.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
So you got short term memory, huh?
ISO Joe Johnson
Yes, sir. That's how. And that's how I'm able to keep it. Keep it moving.
Chad Ochocinco
I refresh your memory. The Cowboys, the Broncos and the Bengals will refresh your memory.
ISO Joe Johnson
I tell you what, I bet y' all won't bet nothing on them thinking ass Giants come game one.
Chad Ochocinco
Oh, they got y'. All.
ISO Joe Johnson
Ocho, you want you going with the job.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
I can't control the outcome, and that's not my team.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, okay. I like when the deck's stacked against me. Cause that's when I. That's when my team showed up.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Why would the deck be stacked against you if you feel your team is better than better than everybody else.
ISO Joe Johnson
Because Unc going against me already. I just need you to go against me, too, so I can have a double whammy.
Chad Ochocinco
Oh, I can't wait. Hey, bad joke. I don't know how y' all do it. What, 31 years.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, man, here he goes there to tell my old stuff. Here we go again.
Chad Ochocinco
Go ahead, Go ahead.
ISO Joe Johnson
Go ahead. Go ahead, man.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, hey, Joe. Man, I wish. I wish I had the Cowboy schedule in front of me. Joe,
ISO Joe Johnson
ain't no need. Ain't no need. We're gonna go week by week. We'll take things slow. Hear me?
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah, I wanna.
Chad Ochocinco
No, y', all. Joe, y' all not with. I don't know why you think y' all gonna be like that this year, Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, Chad, I can't wait to come on here and gloat with y'. All.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, hold on. Let me look at the Cowboy schedule real quick, man.
ISO Joe Johnson
Go ahead, check it out. I'm gonna pull me up a little.
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Yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
Hey, what they got? They open with? They on the road at the Giants, then the Commanders at home. The Ray. They get the Ravens at home, and then they got the Texans.
ISO Joe Johnson
We're gonna be. We're gonna start the season off 4, 1, 0. I don't know what you talking about.
Chad Ochocinco
Oh, and then y' all go to Green. Did y' all go to Green Bay? Did y' all go to Eagles?
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, Joe, y' all got it tough, boy.
ISO Joe Johnson
Boy, tough? What is that?
Chad Ochocinco
Oh, yeah. What is tough, Ocho, you see the Rams, Joe?
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, Joe, y' all might. Y' all might come out the gate. 03, Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
Boy, I bet you won't bet nothing on it. I bet you won't bet nothing on it, talking like that.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Joe, Listen to me.
ISO Joe Johnson
I bet you won't bet nothing.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Listen to me real quick.
Chad Ochocinco
9 and 8.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
You have the Giants, right?
Commercial/Promo Voice
Win.
Chad Ochocinco
Win?
ISO Joe Johnson
What you mean?
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Week one.
ISO Joe Johnson
That's a win, Joe.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Then you got the Commanders win, Joe. Then you got the Ravens win, and then you got the Texans that might. You might be on fold, man.
ISO Joe Johnson
You got, man, the best.
Chad Ochocinco
The best you can Hope for is 2 and 2. That's the absolute best.
ISO Joe Johnson
Boy, something wrong with y', all, man.
Chad Ochocinco
That's the absolute best.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, listen, it might. It might get ugly.
Chad Ochocinco
And you better not lose to the Giants. You lose that first game, you're one in three at best.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, Joe.
Chad Ochocinco
One in three at best. If you.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
How you gonna stop Scatterboat, Joe?
ISO Joe Johnson
But how the hell.
Chad Ochocinco
Scatterboat?
ISO Joe Johnson
How they gonna stop us? You talking About Scott Bow, man just come off ankle surgery. Hell, we not worried about his ass.
Chad Ochocinco
Man, you know what? That 330, that 392 Jackson Dart, man.
ISO Joe Johnson
How. Hey, hey, hey. How them boy gonna stop cd? How them boy gonna stop pick, huh? How the boy gonna stop that?
Chad Ochocinco
And you remember, oh, last time. Last time OBJ in a giant uniform against Dallas, he did something bad to the Cowboys, man, Y', all, the last time he played, he caught that sled route and went to the household.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
He pieced him.
Chad Ochocinco
You remember that?
ISO Joe Johnson
Pieced him, man. Yeah, man. Y' all talking about something happened. Damn. Ten years ago, that was a whole damn thing.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Okay, hold on. What you gonna do with Malik neighbors?
ISO Joe Johnson
That man still hurt, Ocho. Stop acting like that.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
He don't look hurt to me. I. I ain't.
ISO Joe Johnson
Please. That man gonna do. That man gonna do. Nathaniel ain't gonna do anything.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Okay.
ISO Joe Johnson
I thought. Hey, hey, hey. I thought you were uncle. Really talking about something deep woke. Man. Poke.
Chad Ochocinco
The best y' all start the first four weeks. Your first y' all can be is two and two. The worst. The worst.
ISO Joe Johnson
The worst will be is four and one. Three and one. The start of the first four games.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, Joe, you know y' all got that.
Chad Ochocinco
Y' all got the Texas defense. There's a bunch of my stuff, man.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Joe, you heard me.
ISO Joe Johnson
3 and 1.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, Unc, I know what it is. You know what, Unc? Hey, Joe, he tipsy. He drunk. Are you either tipsy or he doing you? No, Joe, you know, week four, y' all got. Y' all got the Houston Texas. Huh?
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, I said hope your quarterback okay.
Chad Ochocinco
I hope he could get out the game. Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
I said the worst will be is three and one.
Chad Ochocinco
Okay, Joe, Y' all losing to the Ravens and the Texans and the Commanders.
ISO Joe Johnson
I'm sorry to tell you, Unc, but we ain't losing to no.
Chad Ochocinco
Damn.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Why you ain't mentioning it? Why you mention the Texans
ISO Joe Johnson
Texas night? They got a nice. Yeah.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Yes, sir. Yeah. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, hey. But they can. They can get bta, too. I'm just saying. I'm just saying, if we. If we mess around and give one away, it'll probably be.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
I'm glad. I'm glad.
Chad Ochocinco
You know, get one away. What you call go get y' all the Ravens? L. Jack, go put on birthday belt to y'.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
All.
ISO Joe Johnson
Boy, I can't wait to get on nightcap after that game. I already know you gonna be poor mouthing and all kind of wait. Oh, man. Derek Henry, don't fumble. Two times I want y all that oh King Henry.
Chad Ochocinco
Y' all know what King Henry did last time he played y' all he
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
had two something, didn't he?
ISO Joe Johnson
Look look like little light one I
Chad Ochocinco
think like one six.
ISO Joe Johnson
Y' all standing talking about old stuff
Chad Ochocinco
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Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Don't worry about it, Joe. Hey, I told you I'm rooting for.
Chad Ochocinco
Have the Cowboys ever beat the Ravens?
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, here he go.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
That's a good.
ISO Joe Johnson
Here he go.
Chad Ochocinco
I don't think y' all ever beat the Cow. Ever beat the Ravens.
ISO Joe Johnson
Well, guess what. 2026 finna be y' all lucky year.
Chad Ochocinco
Okay.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah. Yeah, we got something for y', all, boy. We got something for y'. All. I can't wait. Yeah. If it be y' all lucky year. Yeah. 888. What they say? 888 today. That's all I've been seeing is 888. Huh?
Chad Ochocinco
So y' all about to be eight.
ISO Joe Johnson
Eight and one, man, we finna tell you all. I'm telling you. Ocho, man, just put y' all seatbelt on when the NFL season starts.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
I already told you who gonna do well, pick gonna do well, city gonna do well, that gonna do well, collectively as a team? I'm not sure. I don't know. I can't. I can't say nothing.
Chad Ochocinco
I can't worry. But don't worry.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hold on. What's this? Our schedule right here. This is a cowboy schedule up here?
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah, that's it.
ISO Joe Johnson
Okay. At. Hold on. Oh, that's preseason. Oh, yeah. We open up against the Giant. Oh, yeah. Then after we play Houston, Texas, we got Tampa Bay mop. Are we good? You know what? Huh?
Chad Ochocinco
Y'.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
All.
Chad Ochocinco
Huh?
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, hey, man, we f to walk through these folks, man. What they talking about?
Commercial/Promo Voice
Okay?
Chad Ochocinco
I'm here for it.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah. Yeah. D. Talking about.
Chad Ochocinco
I mean, you do this all the time, Joe. You do this all the time. I hate it for you.
ISO Joe Johnson
I know. Hey, hey, hey. It's going to be a different year, Fell. That's all I'm going tell y' all I need y' all to tighten up, get ready, you know?
Chad Ochocinco
Oh, y' all in real. Y' all got. Y' all play the Ravens in Brazil.
ISO Joe Johnson
We know y' all gonna be jet lag.
Chad Ochocinco
Hell, y' all gotta play.
ISO Joe Johnson
Go over there, too.
Chad Ochocinco
Got the packers on a Sunday night. Got the Eagles on a Monday night.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
That one thing about them cowboy, they gonna have them prime time games.
Chad Ochocinco
Seattle on a Monday night. Them Cowboys at Rams, Jacksonville on a Sunday night.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Gonna be a good one. What y' all gonna do with Travis Hunter?
ISO Joe Johnson
Boy, what the hell Travis Hunter gonna do with us? What Travis only gonna do it.
Chad Ochocinco
Got him locked up. Won't let him out.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, we. If we got we. Who he got? Who are you gonna guard?
Chad Ochocinco
CD Or Joe? Whoever.
ISO Joe Johnson
Whoever. Whoever. He ain't guarding. Going yard. Yeah, going yard.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
And I'm telling. He might score on you and then lock your players up, man.
ISO Joe Johnson
Damn.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, he might score you in. Might get him a pick, too.
ISO Joe Johnson
Man, y' all got us so bent, bro.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, I'm just. Listen, I'm just saying.
Chad Ochocinco
I heard it for you, Joe.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
I'm excited. I'm excited for football season. I can't wait.
ISO Joe Johnson
I can't either. Oh, Joe, wait.
Chad Ochocinco
The clip has been going viral all day. This catch by Cam Coleman. Check this out. From the University of Texas.
ISO Joe Johnson
That was nasty. The rules.
Chad Ochocinco
See the rules. See how. See how rules got to do and stuff like that. Well, you ain't worried about nobody hitting you.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Not only that, Uncle Ocho, them damn gloves got them stickums on them, too.
Chad Ochocinco
Oh, yeah,
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
man, that was nice. He. But he was there last year, huh?
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah. No, that's the guy. That's the guy. I think he came from Auburn. Didn't they gotta transfer from Auburn?
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.
ISO Joe Johnson
That was a hell of a case.
Chad Ochocinco
I think he transferred.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
What he did.
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He was.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
He was that. He was that boy.
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Okay, okay, okay.
Chad Ochocinco
Now I tell. I know a guy that didn't have gloves like that, catch the ball like that. Brandon Lloyd. Brandon Lloyd catch the ball like that.
ISO Joe Johnson
He had big hands.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah, but Ab man,
Chad Ochocinco
hey, we get off here. Go pull it. Go pull.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
A, Brandon, hey, his highlight, his highlights, bro. He catching stuff. I like this. This way.
Chad Ochocinco
Yes.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
And B. Lloyd with nice.
Chad Ochocinco
I'm talking about in the middle of the field on People head.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah, B. Lloyd was nice with it.
Chad Ochocinco
All right, it's time for our final segment of the evening. It's time for Q and A.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, Mo. Hey, Mo. My, my, my, my daughter watching. What's up, Mo? What they do, twin?
Chad Ochocinco
Hey, Mo. We have one video voicemail from our discord. Let's take a listen.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, on, show me the micro vacation live.
Chad Ochocinco
Where we at?
ISO Joe Johnson
I'm trying to do something for two, so good. Time to owe me nothing.
Chad Ochocinco
What's up? Where you at with yo?
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
I'm trying to see what. Where that was. That was tussies,
Chad Ochocinco
I guess.
ISO Joe Johnson
Don't talk to me.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
I couldn't see the background that well.
ISO Joe Johnson
I'm trying to say why he in that section, though. Damn.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Oh, he was in the sex store.
Chad Ochocinco
Oh, he in the sex toy store.
ISO Joe Johnson
Y' all can see that?
Chad Ochocinco
Hey, Ocho. Ocho, you see Joe? You see how Joe is doing? Yeah,
ISO Joe Johnson
You know, you and Ojo got bad eyes. I got. I got 2015 over here. I can see real good. That's all I'm saying.
Chad Ochocinco
I know you've been in that shot, too.
ISO Joe Johnson
I know that now. Now I'm trying to see.
Chad Ochocinco
Wow.
ISO Joe Johnson
That man was in that section.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
What section he was in, Joe?
Chad Ochocinco
I don't know. I don't know what section he was in. Joe, I gotta take your word for it. But what I'm trying to say. How were you able to see that when nobody else could but you? The chat couldn't even see it.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, Joe is familiar with the surroundings of that store. That's how you knew.
ISO Joe Johnson
I got. I got. Listen, guys, I got 2015, okay? I can. I can see pretty damn good. Okay.
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah, okay.
ISO Joe Johnson
Huh? Hey, that man was. That man was over there in the section. He shouldn't have been here, man. He should. Come on, man. Come on, man.
Chad Ochocinco
I'll look out there. Don't. Hey, I didn't see nothing.
ISO Joe Johnson
Come on. He playing over there where Ocho playing?
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, hey, Joe, I. I play on both sides of the court.
ISO Joe Johnson
What you mean, oh, wow?
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
I mean, you got. You got to play offense, you got to play defense.
ISO Joe Johnson
What you mean, oh, wow? Oh, wow.
Chad Ochocinco
Okay, okay.
ISO Joe Johnson
Playing both sides of the court. Okay, my boy, do your thing. Hey, listen, don't make it no bad, brother. We ain't gonna treat you no.
Chad Ochocinco
You know what, Ocho? Hey, hey, Jordan. Hey, man, log us out, man. Yeah, we're sad to go.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hello?
Chad Ochocinco
Man, we got. Hey, hey, champ. Sorry, due to some unforeseen circumstances with the chat.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, hey, y' all know what I meant, man. Hey, my bad. See?
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, hey.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
See? See how you got to be careful with the way you word stuff? You see how my wording. See how my wording is all I'm talking about.
Chad Ochocinco
What you doing?
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
You gotta be careful with what you say.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey,
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
hey, my bad. Pause, pause, pause, pause. My bad.
Chad Ochocinco
Look, every individual speak for himself. Ocho. The views discussed with. About expressed by Ocho does reflect. It reflect y' all does not reflect the total panel here at Nightcap.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah. Hey, hey, listen, but check this out. I ain't gonna judge it by what you do, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Listen, I'm with y' all when you're right, man, but, you know, Wow. Y' all when you're right. You know, I've always come to the forefront with everything that I do, man. I'm just trying to enhance your love life, that's all.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, well, go. Go. Keep doing your one, too, brother. We ain't gonna disturb you or nothing like that.
Chad Ochocinco
You keep that one. Keep that one in the back.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
I got you. I got you. I got you. I got something else to show y'.
Chad Ochocinco
All.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
I'm. Wait till tomorrow's show, though.
ISO Joe Johnson
All right? Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
Oh, man, this man here.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah. Hey, listen. Hey, I'm. All I'm doing is adding seasoning to your life, man. You can't go wrong with that. Ain't nothing wrong with a little flavor. You hear me?
ISO Joe Johnson
All right.
Chad Ochocinco
No, I'm good. I'm gonna be blamed then. Samuel Grand 89, say Josh Allen has 73 career rushing touchdowns. That's 23rd all time, including running backs. That man's gonna have over 100 rushing. That man gonna have over 100 rushing touchdowns. Probably 300 passing touchdowns, maybe 400. It's gonna be. Well, he ain't gonna. Baby, he gonna have. I mean, the man got in, what, eight, nine years? He's got 79 touchdowns. Yeah, man, averaging like 12 touchdowns a damn season.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Nice.
Chad Ochocinco
It's crazy. Damn it. And we could have had him in Denver.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, man.
Chad Ochocinco
Brandon Martinez, 5,000, 657. So glad ISO defending the star is going to be a good year. Stop playing with Coach C.P.
ISO Joe Johnson
yeah, I know what time it is.
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah, okay.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Right now it's 12:13.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah. Okay. All right.
Chad Ochocinco
It's going to be Dallas, 1, New York 2, 53, Washington 4. I don't rock with any of the NFC east teams. That's just what it's going to be.
ISO Joe Johnson
Come on, now. Everybody know that.
Chad Ochocinco
No, everybody don't know that. You don't even believe that.
ISO Joe Johnson
You, you and Ocho knowing here, y' all just. Y' all just playing crazy, y'.
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ISO Joe Johnson
And y' all far from crazy. Y' all know how to play it, though.
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah, okay. Hey, don't be one of those. Don't be one of those people. Your team lose, don't show up for work.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, hey, I ain't. I ain't one of them. Nah. I ain't the one gonna get on here with my team lose. I'm crying and all that. I ain't gonna be doing all that.
Chad Ochocinco
You used to that, Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, here he go.
Chad Ochocinco
What the hell you talking about? You gonna get over here crying? Are you used to that?
ISO Joe Johnson
No, no, no, no. It's a different story. I told you 20, 26, man. You started talking about old stuff. Damn.
Chad Ochocinco
You know what, Joe?
ISO Joe Johnson
What do you got now?
Chad Ochocinco
This is the very first bottle. You know what? When y' all get eliminated. When y'. All, we get eliminated from the playoffs. If y' all make it, I'm gonna take me a swig. This is the very first bottle that was ever made of shade by La Portier. This is number one of 25, 000.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
You gonna.
ISO Joe Johnson
So you.
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah, yeah. When we.
ISO Joe Johnson
When we make it to the playoffs.
Chad Ochocinco
When y' all lose.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, man. Come on, bro. Come on. What you want? Why would you. Why would you try and jinx us like that?
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Why would it be a jinx if y' all put the work in, huh? It wouldn't be a jinx if you put the word. If you put the work in. Don't matter what nobody say.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, man, you ain't nothing but a hater.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
I'm not hating.
Chad Ochocinco
I gave y' all props.
ISO Joe Johnson
You a hater. You a hater, too, bro. You a hater.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
I said cd. I said CD and picking Dak was gonna play. Well, how. That's hating.
ISO Joe Johnson
If they gonna play well, then we gonna be good.
Chad Ochocinco
They played good last year. How are y'?
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
All?
ISO Joe Johnson
Our defense got better, huh? Why you acting like that?
Chad Ochocinco
I believe it when I see it, okay? Mike. Mike. 100 ISO this cat. This is the Cowboys year. Or next year or the year after that or the year after that or the year after that. You know what, Ocho? Joe? You. It's like the lottery. Eventually, if I play long enough, eventually I win.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, that. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. That just took a y' all little stomach right there.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
I wasn't laughing at you, Joe. I was laughing with you.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, you was.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
You.
ISO Joe Johnson
You left. Your head went back. Your head went all the Way back.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
I got. I got a crook in my neck. I was just trying to get it out.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, okay. Keep. Lie to somebody else.
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah. So that's what I'm going do. Oo, that's what I'm going do. I'm going have me a swig at the bottom, number one.
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ISO Joe Johnson
You won't have a swig of that one.
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah, you know what? When y' all lose the first game, I might crack open. Hold on. Let's see what this is. What bottle this number?
T-Mobile Advertiser
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Chad Ochocinco
this bottle 12467. I might have me a swig of this.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
There you go.
Chad Ochocinco
When y' all lose the first game.
Commercial/Promo Voice
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Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Don't, don't, don't.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, we won't. Look, we definitely ain't losing the first game.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
You can't. You can't open the first one, man. The first one. You can't open that. That's a collector's item.
Chad Ochocinco
It's gonna collect in my stomach when the Cowboys lose. Be drinking the LA Portier and gone. Be drinking this and pissed.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Damn.
ISO Joe Johnson
Well, I can't. Hey, I can't. I can't wait for it to kick off. I can't wait. I can't wait.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, Joe, you be going to the Cowboys games or no?
Chad Ochocinco
No, I ain't.
ISO Joe Johnson
I ain't been to one in a while, Joe.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Oh, so you ain't.
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Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
You're a Bandwagon fan?
ISO Joe Johnson
All right, here we go now. Now, if I don't go to the game, I ain't no real fan. Oh, I ain't. Man, Come on, man.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Okay. You know, Arkansas. Jerry Jones, Arkansas. Okay, I see. I see where the love for the Cowboys come from. I got it.
Chad Ochocinco
You know what, Joe? I tell you what. I'mma put this up. This is bottle 50 or 25,000. What you want to wager? What you want to wager?
ISO Joe Johnson
Listen, while you over there talking, you know, you send me. You send me about. Hell, probably about 12 balls. I can really wholesale them over here if I really want to. You know, if I really want to make a little money on the side.
Chad Ochocinco
Hey, this is bottle number 50, Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
So if you got 5, 000 bottles
Chad Ochocinco
made this number 50, I'd be willing to wager.
ISO Joe Johnson
Okay, all right, that's bottle number 50.
Chad Ochocinco
The bottle number 50 or 25, 000.
ISO Joe Johnson
You know what? You know what? Keep your stuff, man. I don't wanna. Because, listen, it's gonna get ugly. It's gonna get ugly for you and Ocho this year. I can already feel it.
Narrator/Announcer
I could.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
I could tell you what I wanted.
Chad Ochocinco
Bubble sparks. I love bubble sparks. It's getting ugly here. I want it, bubba.
ISO Joe Johnson
What you feel, Say. Oh, Joe.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, you know what? I really. I don't really do too much talking, Joe, because I can't really dictate and control the outcomes.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, now he don't. Now he don't do too much. Damn.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
I'm just saying I can't control and dictate the outcomes. I just know based on what I've seen so far, which really does. There's no help in thinking how well a team would do because we just playing against ourselves. Gonna be a long season, bro. It's gonna be. It's gonna be some crime, it's some smiles, but on the back end, I know who won't be in the playoffs.
Chad Ochocinco
Do you?
ISO Joe Johnson
I got a question for you. I want you. I want you. I want you uncle to answer this one. All three of us on here. Do you think all of our teams are gonna be in the playoffs?
Chad Ochocinco
I know mine is. We'd have been the Super Bowl. My quarterback doesn't get hurt.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, hold on, hold on, hold on. How. Oo. Raise his hands, His head. I know mine is.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, laugh now. We.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey.
Chad Ochocinco
Oo. You got two teams. You got the Patriots in the. You got the Patriots in the.
ISO Joe Johnson
No, I got. I got.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
I got the Bengals. Hey, hey, Joe. Hey, don't. Don't laugh too loud, Joe.
Chad Ochocinco
What about the Guppies? You don't put the Guppies down.
ISO Joe Johnson
No, we.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
We in the rebuilding stage.
Chad Ochocinco
It's gonna be.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, listen. Hey, listen. As a Dolphin fan, I even. I even. I understand and I'm. I'm sure those are. The Dolphin fan need to understand. This is. It's gonna be a long. It's gonna be. It's gonna be a long season, boy. It's gonna be a long season.
ISO Joe Johnson
They trying to get that number one pick.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Even if they do, I. I would love to see them go get Jeremiah Smith. I'm not sure when the last time a receiver was taking number one outside of Keyshawn Johnson, but it damn it damn very well may happen again this year.
Chad Ochocinco
Urban Fry.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Okay.
Chad Ochocinco
Urban Fry was the first receiver in 1984.
ISO Joe Johnson
Damn.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah. Jeremiah Smith to the Dolphins. I like. I like the way that sound the
Chad Ochocinco
year Doug Flutie won the Heisman. But tell me you know that, Joe, Joe, why are you looking at me like that, man?
ISO Joe Johnson
I'm. I'm just. I'm just listening, man.
Chad Ochocinco
You know, but your day Coming, Joe, your day coming. What's up? Oh, Joe and ISO. I'm 27. I was on them sparks, and my lady looked at me and, like, asked, would have gotten into you.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, hey, hold on, hold on. Hey, hey, hey. She must have looked back at him and, hey, she probably thought he was somebody else. That she man, like, boy, what is it?
Chad Ochocinco
Who helping you? That's fine. But if they the truth, hey, they're the gospel. Oh, they're the gospel.
ISO Joe Johnson
I ain't gonna lie to you, boy. Them thing. How you cutting up, boy?
Chad Ochocinco
They. They sure do. They show. Do everybody. Hey, Hey. Drop into the flow. I love the way your.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, yeah. All right. What I do, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
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ISO Joe Johnson
Damn.
Chad Ochocinco
Hey, in 20 years from now, ain't no telling. They might have something to make your meat grow. I sure hope I'm around for it.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey.
Chad Ochocinco
Be 70 years old to me in
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
the wheelchair with a me Ain't playing, ain't playing no. Hey. Rolling, rolling through the nursing home yeah, yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Damn.
Chad Ochocinco
Y' all somewhat asked yesterday where to in New York. Y' all say y' all have no clue. Then you and ISO came up with some 20. Some 20 restaurants. Look, I mean, these are, like, it all depends on what you want to eat. I've eaten at Sylvia's. I don't know if it's still open. I've eaten at Amy Ruse. Those are the only, like, soul food restaurants where I've eaten at. But I'm talking about in New York, chain like Peter Luger and Ben Benson and stuff like that. Spark Steakhouse Kings.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
I like Ricardo's. I go to Ricardo Steakhouse. It's in Harlem. I'm not sure if that's really your thing. Obviously, some of the restaurants that I
Chad Ochocinco
want to go to. The Brooklyn Chop House. Have you been there?
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
That's too fancy.
ISO Joe Johnson
What they known for? They supposed to be fire.
Chad Ochocinco
They supposed to be fired. A brother. A brother of the head chef, I think I heard. Anybody ever been to the Brooklyn Chop House?
ISO Joe Johnson
Brooklyn Chop House.
Chad Ochocinco
I ain't. I ain't never been up, but I heard it hurt. It's pretty good. So. Based on Ocho's number in his career, do you think he's hall of fame worth? To be honest, if the answer is no, Ocho don't make, you know, bad brother.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
I mean, look at Ocho okay, we're gonna take the 10 years in which Ocho played Tio, Randy, Marvin. What year did Marvin retire? Marvin came in in 96. Marvin played what, 12 years of 13. Ocho, Marvin Harrison. Yeah.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Oh, that's a good one. I'm not sure.
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah, because you got to look at Ocho came in Ocho play. Ocho came in the league in 2001. So from 2001 to 2010, which is basically nine years, he went to six pro rolls. He's three time all pro.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Full time. Full time all pro.
Chad Ochocinco
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ISO Joe Johnson
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Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Nope, nope, I'm not in. No, I don't like it. I like. I like my little jacket. I like my little jacket. I made it fits the narrative better for me.
Chad Ochocinco
Ronnie Hardaway said, oh, what position did you play when you used to hoop? You think, you think ISO could have guarded Mr. Oh my goodness. Absolutely not. A gay Joe that worked.
ISO Joe Johnson
I'd have been. I'd have pressed up on you. 40 have along that damn courtier.
Chad Ochocinco
Don't worry about it.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, you're gonna have to. You're gonna have to. You're gonna have to show me. You're gonna see. See, the thing is, see, when I was in high school, see Ocho, I was trapped in this 6, 7, 68 body. And where I'm from, when you 6, 7, 68 your ass under the gold. But I had guard skills on our team, like real point guard skills. So we people had never really seen that before. So you think you were gonna be guarding me? I don't move like no big man. I move like a point guard at my side.
Chad Ochocinco
I'm gonna have to guard you, Joe. I'm have to guard you, Joe, because I'm the biggest guy on the team,
ISO Joe Johnson
it was gonna be lunch meat.
Chad Ochocinco
Yo, you get yours, I'm gonna get mine.
ISO Joe Johnson
Nah, see, you get.
Chad Ochocinco
Hey, you get 30, I'm getting 32.
ISO Joe Johnson
See, hold on. No, no, no. So if you get 30 and I get 30, hell, I ain't do my job. I gotta. I got to outscore you at least by 10, 15.
Chad Ochocinco
Oh, no, that is never gonna happen.
ISO Joe Johnson
You were putting in work like that.
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah, I played. Played against Derrick Miller. He went to Kentucky. Played him to a standstill. He had 22, I had 22. He's six.
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ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, we weren't gonna have. I got this.
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah, I mean, come on, Joe. I gotta get mine now.
ISO Joe Johnson
Come on now. This, this. Hey, uncle, I told you this ain't
Chad Ochocinco
no one sided affair.
ISO Joe Johnson
Uncle, if you couldn't play defense where I was from, man, it was gonna be hard to get on the court, man. It wasn't no way in hell I would let my man go off on me like that.
Chad Ochocinco
You ain't got no choice.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah. I'm about to talk about nose and nose. Soon the ball come in. I'm on. I'm on you. I'm on you, Joe.
Chad Ochocinco
You can't stop the sun from rising. It gonna come up in the morning. You gotta go get 30. I will get 30.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, boy, listen.
Chad Ochocinco
Kenneth Smith the second 93:30 said Ocho went against Ray Lewis, Sugs, Ed Reed, Raven two times a year. And the Steelers also Hines water monster. Yeah, Hines came up. That's another guy on the ballot. Super bowl mvp. What's good? Big three start, bench cut, Movie cop. Duro, Murtaugh, Riggs, Carter Lee, Lowry. Burnett. What's that? So Murtar Riggs. That's a lethal Weapon. Yeah, Danny Glover and what's the guy's name?
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Mel Gibson.
Chad Ochocinco
Mel Gibson, Carter Lee. We know that's Rush Hour. Jackie Chan and Chris, Larry and Burnett. That's bad boys.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey man, I'm sorry. It's gonna be. It's gonna. It's gonna be hard to top that. Bad Boys, bro, I know Lethal Weapon was cold. I already know. I know you probably gonna go Lethal Weapon. I like Lethal Weapon. Lethal Weapon was hard too, but that damn bad boy. Especially that first one, man. Come on, man.
Chad Ochocinco
Man, I'm just laughing, man. I can't, man. Blake, Chris Tucker.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Chris Tucker was funny, boy.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh yeah. Oh, yeah.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
That first Rush Hour. Shoot the second one. All the Rush Hour. Most of the time when it come to movies, they always miss on the sequel. You know this. The sequel is never as good as the first But Rush Hour, they did. They won too.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, you know what? Because Chris. Chris Tucker was at his peak then too, boy. Yes, he was cutting up in the rush. Oh, man.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Funny.
Chad Ochocinco
So who we got? Who we gonna start? We gonna start, bench cut. Who we got?
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Oh, that's tough,
ISO Joe Johnson
man.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Listen, I'm had to start. I'm gonna start rushing. I'm gonna start Rush Hour.
Chad Ochocinco
So you gonna start living there.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
And then second, I'm giving Will Smith and.
Chad Ochocinco
No, you already started them. So you gonna go Carter Lee, you gonna go Rush Hour, you gonna go Lethal Weather?
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
I'm going Rush Hour first and then Bad Boys.
ISO Joe Johnson
Damn.
Chad Ochocinco
You go Rush Hour. So you start in Rush Hour, you're gonna bench Bad Boys and you cut.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah, my bad, my bad.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hell no. I'm starting Bad Boys. I'm benching Rush Hour and I'm sorry, I gotta cut Lethal Weapon. Lethal Weapon was hard though.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
All them was hard.
Chad Ochocinco
Especially that first one. The first couple. I mean, Lethal Weapon wasn't no bad move. I mean, Danny Glover and Mel Gibson, they were really good together.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah, I mean, you know, everything would change. Don't forget about Beverly Hills Cop too, now.
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah, it was. But Beverly Hill Cop was no part.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah, it was. It was Eddie Murphy and Tax a Hagler.
ISO Joe Johnson
Tacky Hagler.
Chad Ochocinco
Oh, yeah, now you a like it.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah, Beverly Hills Cop was nice.
ISO Joe Johnson
It was nice, but it was. It ain't in the realm of what
Chad Ochocinco
those guys.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Matter of fact, y' all got me thinking about old movies.
Chad Ochocinco
Now if you had a star cut, you got Harlem nights life.
ISO Joe Johnson
Come on, that's not fair.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Coming to America.
ISO Joe Johnson
Come on. Come on. You cheat now.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, them three right there, I'm curious to hear what people say.
Chad Ochocinco
I'm starting. Hey, I ain't gonna lie. I'm starting life. I'm bitching. Harlem Night. I gotta cut. What the original life.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah. Now life. Life. Life like claw
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
coming to. Man, that. That's hard, boy.
Chad Ochocinco
Hey, it's a coming to America.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, those three movies, those movies, those
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are iconic in Harlem Nights as far as just jokes. I mean, it's the. The whole life from start to finish, that's classic. They call them night. From start to finish, it's the cast.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, coming to America, the same thing. Now from start to finish. Now they.
Chad Ochocinco
They.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
They butchered the sequel.
Chad Ochocinco
Oh, yeah, yeah. They should have left that alone because you got to think about it. Think about everybody that was in life and in Harlem Nights classic, man. You had Prior, you had Eddie, you had Arsenio, you had Ronaldo Ray, you had Dela Reese, Red Robin, Harris Robin ass. Yeah, and then you go to life. Ah, man. Got Bernie Mac.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, no. They cut open.
Chad Ochocinco
Now I'm starting life. Damn. Who y' all got today's comparison to sports y' all played? How you tj? Ocho. What's the shady? He seemed bothered by y' all probably being better than the bbl. So who's your comparison, Ocho? Who's your comparison, Joe?
ISO Joe Johnson
What's that?
Chad Ochocinco
What do you mean with you first? Who's your comparison today when you watch the game, who you compare to yourself
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
as far as far as plays concerned? Skill set. Yeah, the closest. Matter of fact, I just had to talk with Ben Johnson about this too. And in comparisons, and I say devonte Adams is the closest.
Chad Ochocinco
Yep, that's what I was gonna say.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
I even asked Ben Johnson because Ben Johnson was with me with the Dolphins. You know, he was there at that time right before I. Yeah, yeah, Johnson was there and Dan Campbell was there.
Chad Ochocinco
Oh, yeah, I know. I knew dad was there.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Now it's been. I say I like Luther Byrd, man. I like Rome Medunze in comparison to my. My style of play. How. How far off or they say is completely different. The closest to you right now in the NFL would. Would be devonte Adams. But he's not as quick and is not as fast and twitchy as you are. Right, but devonte boy. Devonte nice boy.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
Oh, I forgot. We forgot Red Fox was also in Harlem night.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, with the big bifocals on, he couldn't see at the craft table.
Chad Ochocinco
Snake eye. Old snake eye. 50 years called the night before he start rolling.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Get this blind mother. Hey, get this. Get this blind off the table.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, hey, hey, Richard, Brian came when he said, hey, hey, hey, hey, Billy, can you put your glasses back on for me? He was mad as hell. He said, oh, they don't need me glasses.
Chad Ochocinco
You know, Ray, y' all remember Claude would try to sleep and Ray was capable looking at him. Yeah, like what you looking at, Ray? Hey, you say, I've been noticing you and Mr. Wilkins, you've been spending about a lot of time with Mr. Wilkin. Y' all a new couple now.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, but I'm Boy, hey, there was some fools, Brad.
Chad Ochocinco
Hey, all right. Your man is just getting old and he wanted to talk. So I just want you to tell me what you got up your sleeve. Ray, I ain't got nothing up my sleeve. Yeah, yeah, you got something. Yeah, you right. I do got something. I got an ass cutting brewing, Ray, if you don't leave me alone. Fact of fiction. The Browns have the top skill. A top 10 skill set, position, judgment, Fanning Casey, Boston Bond. I left out so drop a lot. Ocho talking about Judy. You think they got a top 10 skill set?
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
I mean if you go through the other 31 teams, I'm sure based on position.
Chad Ochocinco
When you talk about the other 31 teams, when you start talking about the Rams.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah, it's tough. You talk about we did that. I mean we basically did it earlier.
Chad Ochocinco
Ravens. And you talk about the Broncos and you talk about man, top 10, that's tough. You talk about the Cowboys, that's tough.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
It might be what they might be one position and that's db. That will where the Browns would be up there when it comes to skill set. Position.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
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Chad Ochocinco
You want to say secondary.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
That's it.
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Question Is there a chance LeBron passes the torch to Jalen Brown the way MJ did Kobe? Much love to the cast and crew and chat.
ISO Joe Johnson
I don't know if it's about passing the torch,
Chad Ochocinco
Brian.
ISO Joe Johnson
Legacy is still going on and as long as he's playing Uncle Ocho, I think he's going to continue to add to that. Now when he's done, whoever takes over here, you take over. But I don't know about no passing of the torch.
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah, I agree with you, Joe. I don't think that's a situation. Look, I don't think, I don't think Jordan passed the torch. Kobe took it. Y' all Remember Kobe dropped 55 on Jordan his last game.
ISO Joe Johnson
You damn right. He didn't take it easy on him at all.
Chad Ochocinco
He passed it. He took it.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
Charles Bullet said, oh, I respect Steve Smith and for his frame and his outstanding ex receiver, but if you think he's a Hall of Famer, means West Welker is a Hall of Famer. Both need to stop with these nostalgia loving players. No, bro, if you think West Welker and West welcome is a phenomenal player, but he was not a better player than Steve Smith. Yeah, Steve Smith, west was great in a system. He's a great system player. Steve Smith could play in any system. Yeah. Inside, outside, right? Y' all know ain't no nostalgia with me. I give credit where credit's due. And Wes Walker was a phenomenal, phenomenal player. To be an undrafted free agent, to be an all Pro and to turn himself into the player that he became, that's not a knock. Yeah. But pound for pound, Smith is the best, is the best receiver I've seen.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Pound for pound that size was the animal, bruh.
Chad Ochocinco
Slow motion. 8731 Shot Town Bears down. Y' all got the B. The Bears don't play. I was gonna say if the Bears played cowboys. That's an L for y', all, Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, man.
Chad Ochocinco
Dante9. 928. How much you keep in your back pockets, ISO? Lance would take all that. Get well soon, though. I just read what was wrote.
ISO Joe Johnson
Boy, y' all got us so bent. I'm telling you, I don't know what y' all think this is.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
I don't know. I don't know.
ISO Joe Johnson
Joe, straight up, that what he just asked.
Chad Ochocinco
He said, how about you got your back pocket? He said, lance gonna get a little. Lance would get all that.
ISO Joe Johnson
Get all what?
Chad Ochocinco
Whatever you got in your back pocket.
ISO Joe Johnson
You say who gonna get it? Lance.
Chad Ochocinco
Huh? Lance Stevenson.
ISO Joe Johnson
About what? What we doing?
Chad Ochocinco
What on what? Basketball. Big three, man.
ISO Joe Johnson
Come on, man. I don't care who y'. All. I don't care who they go get. Ain't nobody seeing this, partner. And we could bet whatever hell they talking about. Yeah, yeah, that's how I feel.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
I mean, listen, I'm with you when you write, Joe. I'm with you when you're right.
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ISO Joe Johnson
And I feel my help coming back, too.
Chad Ochocinco
Why?
ISO Joe Johnson
I got that. That step coming back.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, Joe, when I can get out there, man, Get a few days with you, man, before I go down. You know, the big three, the. The little. The game on the. On the 15th.
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Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah, I need. I'm gonna get two days.
Chad Ochocinco
That's. That's next. That's. As a matter of fact, that's next time.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Yo, I need to come get two days in with you real quick, man. Just so you know. You look at my jump shot, you know, hey, take a. Nigga, take a dude off a dribble, that ain't nothing. I didn't want to make sure. My shot on point, it ain't okay.
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ISO Joe Johnson
You gotta make. Hey, hey, hey. The one thing you gotta do, Ocho, you gotta make sure you keep them shoulders square.
Commercial/Promo Voice
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Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Yes, sir. Yeah, you gotta tell me this. You gotta tell me this in person, Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
Okay. Okay. You a visual learner. You. You probably like me.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah, Yeah, I got. I gotta see it, Joe. I gotta see it. Just tell me what day to come down to the Ain't number. The hour flight.
ISO Joe Johnson
Okay. All right.
Chad Ochocinco
Be down there next week, too.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, you need some lessons, too Up. You need.
Chad Ochocinco
No, no, no, no, no, no.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, bring that little Louis Vuitton ball you got. We can go and shoot it out. Yeah, I see you got it back there. I already know you got it back there, but it got my name on it.
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I got him. Ojo light work.
Chad Ochocinco
I'm ready. Rotation.
ISO Joe Johnson
I'm really gonna feel bad taking it from him if you just want me to keep it 100, but hell, I got to go get it off.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
You gonna take it off of, man?
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah, I gotta go and get it up off him.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, Joe, how many points you want in the big three celeb game, Joe?
Chad Ochocinco
I got a Louis Vuitton football too, Ocho.
ISO Joe Johnson
In the celeb.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
How many points you want me to drop?
ISO Joe Johnson
I ain't. I ain't even gonna go crazy with the points, Ocho. If you can give me. If you can give me 12 points. In, in, in, in. In about eight, nine rebounds.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
12, 12, 12 and nine.
Chad Ochocinco
That's it.
ISO Joe Johnson
I would like a double double O joke, because I feel like you. You got some athleticism still. You should be able to out hustle them dudes and give me 10 rebounds. You can give me a double.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Double double double Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
12, 10. I ain't ask. I ain't asking for you to go out there and score 30. Cause that's for premier guys like myself, you know what I mean? I'm used to, you know, going out there putting on the mean demonstration, putting on the show. And I know that ain't you, but if you go out there and give me 12 points and 10 rebounds, real job.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, so what if I put on a mean demonstration, Joe, and just take the game over and choose not to pass it?
ISO Joe Johnson
That ain't. That ain't really your game, though. I don't really see you doing that. You know what I mean? Like, it ain't really who you are.
Chad Ochocinco
Okay, but.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Okay, Damn. Huh? What you say?
Chad Ochocinco
I said I don't know if I. Oh, yo, you just don't strike me as no Baldo, to be honest.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, you. You gonna see after I work.
Chad Ochocinco
Hey, you ain't play basketball in high school. You play football.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
I play soccer in high school and football. Hey, but Joe, I'm gonna come out
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and you ain't playing no basketball. And so now you expect me. You expect. You expect Joe and I to like. Okay, hey, Joe.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Joe gonna understand why when he. When I go train with Joe. Hey, Joe, what day you free, man? What, the weekends or the week when I. The Hawks gonna let us in?
Chad Ochocinco
You can't, Ocho. The 15th is next week.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Okay, well, I need to get down There sometime this week.
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ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah. Hey.
Chad Ochocinco
Hey.
ISO Joe Johnson
The kids in school, man, you know, so I'm pretty free, you know.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
All right, I'm gonna come. I'm come out there Wednesday, probably Wednesday to Friday and get three. Three good days in. And you know what? Matter of fact, I do a little yoga, too.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, okay.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
I do a little yoga, man. Make me.
Chad Ochocinco
All right.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Make me a little.
Chad Ochocinco
You better be glad, you know. But you know what?
ISO Joe Johnson
He gassing me up.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Nah. You know, last time I was in Atlanta. Now Joe might not answer the phone. Ain't no telling what's. You know, ain' it what's gonna happen. But I'm. I'm gonna come.
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah. I mean, you know, both of y'. All. I mean, y' all ain't no bad brothers. I mean, you know. Oh, you know, you and I, you know, we had.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You know.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
I mean, we ain't. We ain't all been able to get together.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
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I'm the only one that's gonna be a man of my word. If I tell you something, set your clothes back.
ISO Joe Johnson
Same with me.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, Joe. I'd be there Wednesday, Joe. All right, so I'm stay. I'll stay down that Wednesday to Friday.
ISO Joe Johnson
All right.
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What's up, Big three. Is Russell Wilson a Hall of Famer? I think it's gonna be tough. You have to wait. Eli got two Super Bowls and wait three times. Jim Plucky got two Super Bowls and still waiting.
ISO Joe Johnson
Well, I don't know. You discouraged me because you told me Belichick, he. Yeah, he won no first ballot, so. Hell, I don't know who know how he wasn't.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Eboy need to just do what I did, man. Just induct yourself.
Chad Ochocinco
Kurt wanted. I think Kurt had to wait a couple of times.
ISO Joe Johnson
That's just crazy time.
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League mvp. Super bowl mvp. With the three Super Bowls, quarterback is a hard position to get in. And then in his era.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, Joe, the boy gotta start inducting theyself, boy. Hey, give. Hey, give yourself the flowers, right? You feel me?
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Cincinnati gonna be eating chili and hot dogs again.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Who said that?
Chad Ochocinco
Eli B. On one.
Ocho (Nickname for Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah, yeah, Eli. He don't know he named Eli. He don't know no better.
Chad Ochocinco
Eli B.1 03. What is that? I don't know what that was, man. Y' all be coming up with some kind of name. Talk your ish, Joe. How about them Cowboys?
ISO Joe Johnson
Hello.
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His day coming real quick, and I'm here for it. I'm here for it. Thank you guys for joining us for another episode of Nightcap. You know who I am. My partners and co host Liberty City Zone Bingo Ring of Fame honoree, a former Pro bowl and an All Pro that is Chad Ochocinko Johnson and the seven time NBA All Star from the Atlanta Hawks, Mr. Clutch himself, ISO Joe Johnson. Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit the like button and go subscribe to the Nightcap podcast feed wherever you get your podcast from. Thank you guys. Thank you for tonight. Didn't have a big lead in but you guys showed up for us over 20000 in the chat and we cannot thank you enough. Those looking to purchase a bottle of Shade by Laportier head over to laportierconac.com to purchase you a bottle if it's currently unavailable in a state or city near you. It is a premium VSOP Cognac, the best tasting, smoothest VSOP Cognac on the market compared against other Cognacs and you'll see Chez La Portier is the best tasting, smoothest cognac on the market. Please direct responsibly and stay safe. Again, thank you guys for joining us tonight. We'll see you again tomorrow night. Peace. Welcome to on the field. Today's hottest sports stories presented by On Nicotine Pouches. Breaking news here, the Invitational is officially launching this October. Big names, big swings, even bigger energy.
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Date: August 9, 2026
Hosts: Shannon Sharpe & Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson
Special Guest: ISO Joe Johnson
This episode of Nightcap dives into late-summer NFL storylines, training camp energy, college football's rising stars, and the always-heated debate about the Dallas Cowboys' chances. Shannon Sharpe, Chad Ochocinco, and ISO Joe Johnson deliver the signature Nightcap banter—unfiltered, competitive, and playful. From player growth and quarterback controversy, to NFL schedules and movie debates, this episode covers the full spectrum of sports talk with authentic locker room energy.
Segment: 02:21–07:15
Chad Ochocinco highlights offensive coordinator Todd Monkin's comments about Shador Sanders’ development as a quarterback—particularly his evolution in not forcing plays and learning to throw the ball away.
Ochocinco and Sharpe both note the challenge for competitive QBs: teaching the value of a smart checkdown or incompletion.
Discussion shifts to football "business": Roster politics favoring highly-paid QBs, referencing the Deshaun Watson situation and previous cases with Aaron Rodgers and Russell Wilson.
Segment: 07:30–11:15
Notable Quote:
"If you won’t fight amongst yourselves, you ain’t gonna fight nobody else, huh?" – Ocho (10:26)
Segment: 12:00–30:36
Segment: 30:43–32:05
Segment: 32:13–47:00
Viewers send in video questions; one appears to be from a “sex toy store,” prompting playful back-and-forth about “playing both sides of the court” (i.e., offense and defense).
The trio gets personal about lifestyle, enhancements, and aging, joking about medical technology—"In 20 years from now, ain't no telling. They might have something to make your meat grow. I sure hope I'm around for it." – Chad (45:49)
New York food and steakhouse recommendations: Sylvia's, Amy Ruth's, Ricardo's, and Brooklyn Chop House.
Segment: 47:36–59:00
Segment: 42:58–47:36
Segment: 59:31–62:55
Segment: 71:05–71:40
The episode is breezy, competitive, heavy on jokes and trash talk, but with plenty of football insight. The chemistry between Ocho, Sharpe, and ISO is front-and-center, especially in their ongoing bets and barbershop-style teasing about teams’ prospects. The language is authentic—sometimes brash, always playful. Sports nostalgia, locker room bravado, and heartfelt appreciation for greatness all mix together in a way only these veteran athletes can deliver.
For the full effect, you’ll want to hear the banter, but these highlights capture the energy, laughs, and insight of one of sports podcasting’s loosest, most entertaining hours.