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Sports Analyst 1
I would took a 124 lead and never gave it up. Marking the first time in this season that Clemson hadn't led at any point. The the Hawkeye's edge came on the boards without rebounding. The Tigers 40 to 27. Manoir Manyawi became the third player in the last 60 years to have 10 rebounds without attempting a shot from the field in the NCAA tournament. So he had one. He had a specific job. Oh, you know, you said you have a specific skill. He had a specific job. Get the rebound.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
There you go.
Sports Analyst 1
That's it.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Hey, hey, hey. We all got a role to play. I'm gonna play mine to the T. I ain't gonna take a jump shot. I'm gonna grab me 10 boys. I'm gonna play play hard all my minutes. The man played for 23.
Sports Analyst 1
Yeah. So he basically getting the rebound every other minute.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Man. Listen, I ain't really see the game.
Sports Analyst 1
I thought I had picked hour I picked Clemson. I'm cheering. I'm cheering for our yeah. Hour. That's what I'm talking about. Let me look at my bracket right quick. I was like I've been damn.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
I think I picked Clemson.
Sports Analyst 1
Yeah. Oh yeah. Butter johnson did I pick billing had a blake had 11 points. He had one point.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
That's impressive man.
Sports Analyst 1
10 rebounds, one assist, one turnover
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
to not take not one shot.
Sports Analyst 1
That's Dennis Rodman. Dennis Robin would have 20 rebounds with no points.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah.
Sports Analyst 1
Zero.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
I'm talking about not one attempt though. Not one.
Sports Analyst 1
I will hung in there as long as they could starts but hey, I mean I won but Clemson. But I thought Clemson. I thought Clemson made a run. They was down like 14 Joe and then they cut It. But they just. They. They couldn't get. They just couldn't get over the hump. And then they. They. They forced. I went to us to run the shot clock down because.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
And then.
Sports Analyst 1
Because that's what I would play. Our plays run the shot clock down. We know we don't have the level of talent to get up and down with you horses, so we're gonna run the shot clock deep. Because if you think about it, most of their damn shots came at five seconds. Four, three, two.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah, they shot our.
Sports Analyst 1
Ran the clock down, shot it, and then Clemson couldn't get the rebound. And.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah, because it's a low scoring game.
Sports Analyst 1
Yeah. But you got to know what you're dealing with. It's the same thing. Oh, you remember that first super bowl with Philly and playing Kansas City? They snapping the ball with four seconds on there because we trying to take as much time as we can off this clock because we know Patrick doesn't need much time. We damn sure ain't trying to give him a whole lot of it. And every time and it. Hey, it almost. They almost nipped him. But this was. This was a good game, Clemson, you know, but I was just that methodical offense that like. Like Princeton, you know, Princeton used to run the shot clock down. They back door cut you and do all that other stuff, and then you find yourself like, damn, how we down to these games? How we down to these guys?
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
And that's the one. That's the one thing you got to be patient when you playing against teams like this, because they gonna eat the shot clock up. They gonna make you work defensively.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Yeah.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
If you come down there taking them quick shots, well, you're gonna be in trouble next day, you know, you'll be down double figures.
Sports Analyst 1
This is the first time. This is the first. For the first time since 2019, all four number eight seeds have gone winless. I was 67, 61. Victory over Clemson clinch four. No first round effort for the nine seeds on Friday. Earlier in the day, Utah State defeated Villanova. God dang it, Villanova. On Thursday, TCU kicked the first round off 66, 66, 64 win over Ohio State and the Billiken St. Louis crushed Georgia one hundred and two to 77.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
What Georgia doing, man?
Sports Analyst 1
I mean, I don't really know nobody but Dominique, son. But I like, you know, St. Louis gonna get them,
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
man.
Sports Analyst 1
You know, the Billikens used to have a pretty good program. I don't know. I don't. You know, I don't really follow them that much. Now, but they used to be really good.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah, yeah, but not Georgia SEC powerhouse, man.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Powerhouse on that football field. That's about it.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
They had some decent teams. They ain't had. I'm talking about basketball. They.
Sports Analyst 1
They be decent. They don't have enough talent. You know, you. For every ant man that you get and the neat that you had. I think they went to the. I think they might have went to the. Nah, they went to the Final Four the year after Dominique left with Vern Fleming. Hugh Dorm was the head coach. They didn't go when Dominique was there. They went the year after. I think that might have been 83. Look and see when that. Because I think Dominique came out in 82. Hey.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Cause I be wondering.
Sports Analyst 1
Georgia, North Carolina State, Houston. I'm almost certain.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
I'm. I'm saying with. With. With all the talent that's here in Georgia, I don't never feel like any of the Georgia schools supposed to be suffering from talent. It's too much talent here, man.
Sports Analyst 1
83. I'm almost certain. Georgetown, Georgia, Houston, North Carolina State. What was the finals that year? Okay. Okay. I thought so. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Why ain't be hating on me? Ooh, over here shaking the head. I just asked her, what was the final Four that year? I didn't know you realized that was 40 years ago. That was 40 years ago. But. No, but I could. I remember that Dominique and I was like, damn, how they go to the next. How they go to the final Four of the year after Dominique leave. But 83 was the year of the miracle. Lorenzo Charles dunked the ball home on Houston with five slammer Jammer. Oh, you remember five slammer Jama Joe? Were you big enough to remember five slammer Jama Joe?
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
I heard them. Yeah.
Sports Analyst 1
Had Aem Elijah one. They had a Clyde Drexler.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah.
Sports Analyst 1
Yeah. I think Larry Mea was on that team. They had. Hey, they had a. They had a squad, but Jimmy V. Hey, I think that was an Albuquerque.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Hey, how you say their name again?
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Hey, when you. As soon as you said that, the first thing that. That.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
That.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
That went in my head was school days for some reason.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
What do you know about school days, Ojo?
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
I mean. I mean, that's what I mean. You know, School day is a good movie. That's a classic, Joe. Yeah, Jammer. That's the first thing I thought about was school days when that.
Sports Analyst 1
Wasn't that in Wake Up, New Mexico. Wasn't that championship in the. In New Mexico? Because I think it was a. I didn't I didn't realize Louisville went to in 83. I'm trying to think who was on Louisville squad. Wow. I didn't know Louisville went. Man. Ash, I just joined. I can't even ask a question. I can't ask you a question. Where was it? Where was that? Where would that. Where was the hell, Ash.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Oh, okay.
Sports Analyst 1
Well, I just asked.
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Sports Analyst 1
Hello.
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Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
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Sports Analyst 1
beat California Baptist 6860 for about 35 minutes. That looked pretty easy for Kansas, which was up by 26 points on Cal Baptist before allowing the lead to shrink to six points with a minute left. The Jayhawks buckled down and escaped with a 6,860 victory, but it was not without unnecessary drama and questionable decisions down the stretch. Darren Peterson led all scores with 28 points, but vanished in the final minutes. Now Kansas will go face off against big Big east tournament champion St John's on Sunday. That's right, the Dream Bill Self Rick Patino matchup is happening.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Oh, that's gonna be a good one, fellas.
Sports Analyst 1
I got St. John's Hey, I got St. John.
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What
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
you got St. John your bracket. I did, I put that. I don't know what I put.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
I think you got St. John to be Kansas. Yeah, your, your bracket definitely. You might well throw that in the trash.
Sports Analyst 1
I don't think St. John should have been, should have been a four suit. I think they should have been higher than that. But they, they get a chance. Prove me wrong on, on Sunday.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Hey, listen, when I was watching Kansas tonight, I know Peterson got off to a slow start.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Yeah.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Because you know they've been saying he gonna be the number one pick him and AJ if it's been flip flopping pretty much all year.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Yeah.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
I like, I like to see guys when they get off the rough start how they can contain they composure and stay in it and look and don't be gun shy, still be aggressive, still get into the bucket. Still taking your normal shots. Because if I'm a scout, if I'm an NBA scout or you know, you play, you plan on playing on the next level, that's what I want to see. Like your last shot, it can't affect the next shot. You feel what I'm saying? Like you may have got off to a 1 to 6 shooting start, 1 to 7 shooting start. Amen. I want you to continue to be aggressive, continue to be the player who you are. Cause confidence goes a long way. I thought he played great, honestly. He didn't shoot great from the field. But I'm speaking from a mentality standpoint, like knowing that, you know, I'm him, I'm better than y' all out here.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Right.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
You know what I mean? And my off night is a pretty good night.
Sports Analyst 1
He was the only one that made threes. I mean they were 4 for 19 and he made all four of his. He was 411 though. Like you said, Joe, he didn't shoot the ball particularly well. He was 11 or 24 from the floor. But hey, look, he's going to get the majority of the shots. He's their best player. And like you said, and that's what you have to do. Because if you think you're going to every night you're going to get off the, to a hot start. It ain't happening. It ain't happening.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Nah, nah. I thought those guys rallied around him though, because I, you know, I've seen Kansas play a couple times this year and they've had guys have big numbers outside of Dan Peterson. But tonight nobody really showed up, bro. Like, no, he was terrible.
Sports Analyst 1
The only thing that hurt California Baptist is that it was worth shooting the ball than Than Kansas, because Kansas was 26 of 65 from the floor and. And Cal Baptist was 23 or 64. They were 417 from the three point line, 10 of 19 from the three.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah, man, when I watch them, they be so healthy, skilled out there to start the game that everybody be going so fast. Uncle Ocho, like, sometimes you just gotta take a deep breath, relax, like. Yeah, calm down. Everybody playing at such. Just hyper level.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Yeah.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
You know, trying to play as hard as they can, but sometimes, man, you just gotta relax a little bit and let the game come to you. And that's kind of what I've seen tonight, especially from Kansas. I know Kyle got back in it, but for the most part.
Sports Analyst 1
But it's those arenas, man, that depth perception. Them guys, they used to play in arenas like that. Joe, it's tough, bro.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
It's tough. The neutral sites, I'm telling you. Yeah, I'm telling you, it's tough. You can be close to home, but it is. It's a whole different atmosphere.
Sports Analyst 1
You know, they play, you know, because they're trying to get as many fans as they can in these buildings. So these are ginormous buildings.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Big buildings.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah.
Sports Analyst 1
But Kansas moves on. Number four, Kansas, takes down Cal Baptist 6860, led by Darren Peterson with 28 points. All right, Joe. ISO is ranked 40th out of 379 entries with 260 points. Ocho is 219 with 240 points. And currently I'm pulling up the rear 333rd with 210 points.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Hold on, you said I'm ranked, what,
Sports Analyst 1
40th out of 379 entries?
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Damn high. We. We ain't gonna celebrate, y'.
Sports Analyst 1
All what we celebrate.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
I'm right. I'm in front of you. I'm in front of you, Joe.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
No, you're not.
Sports Analyst 1
No, you're not. No, I'm not.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Man. Wait a minute, I'm. Wait, man, you so far back there in the rear view mirror, I can't see. I had to adjust my mirror up here.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Hey, hey, you know, you know, you know, you know what to say on the river on. On the mirror, right?
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Well, obviously closer than that.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Exactly. Yeah.
Sports Analyst 1
Yeah. No, right now, right now. Oo, you're not that close. And I'm even. And I'm even further back than you.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Don't worry about it. I'm. I'm catch.
Sports Analyst 1
Oh, I definitely gonna catch you.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Nah, y' all might catch me because I got BYU going a little far.
Sports Analyst 1
But I mean, I mean, Joe, you're right. I mean, you did good today. What you did today. I mean, you. You did good today, Joe. You did real good.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
I got it right today, huh?
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Hey, it ain't gonna look like that tomorrow.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
You crazy. Hey, hey, hey, chill, chill, chill.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Won't look like that tomorrow.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Hey, boy, I'm cutting up down there in the Midwest.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Cuff didn't play tomorrow at 9:30, huh?
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Hey, what's up, Ocho?
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
I'm just. I'm just asking how you feel.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Don't be. Don't be no janky, brother man. You know what I mean?
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
I ain't being janky. I'm asking how you feel about your team, Joe.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah, I feel great. What you mean? We locked in.
Sports Analyst 1
But I know.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Hey, hey, my boy locked in, man.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Okay, I'm not being negative. I'm just asking how you feeling. You might be a little nervous. You might have butterflies in your stomach, that's all.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
That's a good thing, though. I don't mind the butterflies. It let me know I'm ready for the moment, okay?
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Okay.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Yeah. You know pressure bus pipes, huh?
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
It also make diamonds, homie.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
It do. It do.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah. Yeah. So which one are you? Who, me?
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Yeah, Joe, I'm the one that talk all the. So, you know, pressure on me.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
So when this pressure you, I mean,
Sports Analyst 1
your bracket looking real good, Joe. I ain't gonna.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
I ain't gonna hold good. I appreciate you. Hey, look, why it be so hard for guys to compliment other guys? Like, just. Just say, man, hey, you did a great job. It's so hard. Why is that so hard for you? And, ooh,
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Joe, the tournament just started. Why am I complimenting you in the tournament just started?
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
These rounds count, Ocho.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Yeah, they count, but it's about. Hey, Joe, this ain't no sprint. It's a marathon, okay?
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
You right.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
We clapping too early. The fat lady even sing yet, right?
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Hey, look, I like to keep my hopes up high, though. I ain't gonna lie to you. I like to feel good. I like to feel good when I'm playing the game I like. You know what I mean? I like to be out in front of. I don't mind leading the charge. You know what I'm saying?
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Right?
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah, Yeah. I like to be out in front.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
And you know what happened when you run that goddamn 400 of that 800, huh? And you get out there too goddamn fast. You know what happened on the last 250?
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
What happened?
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
That monkey jump on your back. That's what happened.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Yeah. Hey, that monkey jumping Your back, boy. Hey, that lactic acid build up, boy. Hey. And all you. All you hear, Joe, is you hear the crowd say,
T-Mobile/True Nature Meats/Toyota Narrator
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Sports Analyst 1
You ran track, Joe?
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Nah, All I did.
Sports Analyst 1
That's all you did, Joe.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
That's all I did. I was around my homies when they played on the neighborhood baseball team. I used to go to the games, but I never played when they played football. I ain't really go to the games, but I used to always hear about them. I never. I just only hoop, bruh. When basketball came around, Uncle Ojo.
Sports Analyst 1
Yeah.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Even when it wasn't around, I was so locked in, man. That's all I wanted to do.
Sports Analyst 1
You couldn't do that, Joe. That means you had to work. That was work. So I'm trying to play every sport I can. One fall into the other. So by the time. By the time track was over, we only had a month, about a month of school left. Because I'm going straight to the field. As soon as. As soon as, like, June 3rd, fourth hit in the field, we going. So if you have. No. If you ain't playing no sports. Oh, you got to do something.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah.
Sports Analyst 1
Let you sit around. No, no, no, no. No grown. No boy. Maybe the girls, they have to do nothing but a boy.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Yeah.
Sports Analyst 1
You wouldn't fit to sit right and not do nothing. Just come. Just come home every day.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
No song. Whoopi Woo, pig.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Yeah. See, Joe, I got. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Sports Analyst 1
Oh. The Indiana Pacers would reportedly, reportedly consider drafting cam Boozer Number 1 Overall no. 1 in the NBA that I've consulted. Project any sort of dramatic fall, either Peterson or Boozer. When it comes to Boozer. In fact, there are sentimental.
T-Mobile/True Nature Meats/Toyota Narrator
Hello.
Sports Analyst 1
Hello.
Malcolm Gladwell
I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbetta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing at IBM Research. What we always do is answer, what is the future of computing? Whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together? It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future? Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff. Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah. It's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature, right? Yeah, my cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point? With Quantum, by 2029 we'll build the first fault tolerant Quantum computer that is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com quantum
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Sports Analyst 1
Among some rival teams that the Duke star would be Indiana's preferred selection even if the Pacers were to come away with the number one overall pick because of the potential fit alongside Pascal Siakam and newly acquired Ibiza Zubot.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Joe, Hey, I think he, I think he would fit. I actually think Boozle would fit great with Indiana. I ain't gonna lie to y'. All. I just don't know if they're gonna get the number one pick. But I, I can see him, I can see him playing alongside Zubakdo.
Sports Analyst 1
Yeah, a good stretch.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
A good stretch.
Martha Stewart
Four.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Yeah.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
You know, I mean, he could shoot the three.
Sports Analyst 1
I just don't post up a little bit. I just, I look, I think he's phenomenal, and there's a great chance he's going to be player of the year, but I don't know if I can take him over AJ debonza. I just see too much upside, Joe.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
No, I, I, I agree.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
You don't see the upside with Boozer, though. You don't see the other side.
Sports Analyst 1
But this kid here.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Different.
Sports Analyst 1
Yeah, man, because he gonna have the ball. Six, nine with the ball.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah.
Sports Analyst 1
Shay with the ball. Luca with the ball. Cade with the ball. Ant man with the ball.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Yeah.
Sports Analyst 1
See, it's different. I wanna got the ball. He gonna have the ball.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
I want to see these guys. Yeah, I want to see these guys get into a situation where they can really flourish, though.
Sports Analyst 1
Yeah.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
You know, I, you know, I want, I want him, I want, I want. Because I think these guys could be special. Some of these, some of this Talent coming into the NBA this year that's going to be in this year's draft. It's a special talent, man. But I don't want to. I don't want to see him honestly coming off the bench being this spark plug, man. Let them dudes play, man.
Sports Analyst 1
Yeah, I. I just think Utah. Utah. Praying. There are a lot of people praying in Utah right now that they get that number one pick and get the Bonza. Because if you start getting that pick, they taking A.J. deBonso. They're not taking. Oh, no doubt about taking Cam. Yeah, they're not taking anybody. They're taking AJ debonza.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
No doubt about it. No doubt about it. I just feel like they gonna get it, too. What's up?
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Hey, Joe. Y' all don't. Y' all don't think is the Bonds are that much better than Peterson?
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
I. I think he's better than two,
Sports Analyst 1
and I think he's. I think at six, nine, he'll bucket. Everybody keep talking about Peters in the bucket. The bonzo bucket.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah.
Sports Analyst 1
Yeah.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
And not only that, the Bosca aj, He just seems like he love playing the game. Like he really. He thoroughly enjoys it. And that goes a long way with me, Ocho, you know what I mean? I like gym rats. I'm a gym rat. I like to be in the gym, whether it's by myself working on my game or. I like guys who like to stay in the gym. Right. Yeah.
Sports Analyst 1
When you're dealing with that number one pick, Ocho, you know what it is the least amount of red flags. I can't. I can't be worried. I can't, Ocho.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Right.
Sports Analyst 1
Because as a general manager of an owner, I'm gonna want to turn my phone off at night. I don't want the coaches to have to tell me that he's not gonna play.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
He.
Sports Analyst 1
A little Nick. I. I just can't worry about stuff like that. Because in basketball, I mean, even in football now at the quarterback spot. Oh, you know, in three years, you going to have to make a big old contribution. You're going to have to make a big old financial commitment. In basketball, you going have to make a big old financial commitment. I want to be able to make that commitment with the least amount of worries as I possibly can have.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Yeah.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah.
Sports Analyst 1
That's just me. I think the Bona agree. I think the Bonza will be the better player. I think he's the safer. And I hate say because seem like. Oh, you. No, no, no, no. I'm saying he's safe and he's really good.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Yeah.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Hey. Hey. I'm gonna tell you who probably gonna go high. That ain't nobody really thinking. I think, obviously, I think Darius Acuff can always improve his draft stock. I think he can creep into, like, maybe a top three pick on the Ocho.
Sports Analyst 1
I agree.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Yeah.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
But, but Caleb Wilson, who was at
Sports Analyst 1
the University of North Carolina, he's 16 now. Really?
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
16, 6, 11. Uncle Oo. He can do everything. Put it on the floor, shoot the three he gonna defend. You know, he keep receipts. Cause he, he, he told y' all throughout the season, he got receipts, and he was going at everybody who, you know, played with him. You feel what I'm saying?
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Yeah.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
So I like that about him. He gonna compete. He got a lot of talent, bro. He got a lot of upside. That's why I say if you got a top seven pick in this draft,
Sports Analyst 1
you gonna get a good player or
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
it's a top eight. It's some, it's some talent in this draft, bro.
Sports Analyst 1
But, you know, it's where you go, who you coach. Yes. The, the veteran players in your locker room that help you.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah.
Sports Analyst 1
Make a huge difference and not be on some bull job. Cause they envious.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah. So it goes a long way.
Sports Analyst 1
Draymond Green said Cade Cunningham is not going to make the all NBA team because the dumbass 65.5game rule. Dre said it doesn't fix the issue. Like, it does not fix the issue at all. And here's a, a guy that's done everything right. He has a collapsed lung, and he's going to miss the all NBA team because this dumbass rule. The rule does not fix the issue. It's just ridiculous. So here we go again with these unintended consequences. Because if you think about it, Joe making the all NBA selection, that adds another 50, 75 million dollars. Now Cade Cunningham's gonna miss out.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Hey, look, now somebody else can step in.
Sports Analyst 1
Somebody else gonna get. Somebody gonna get a big old contract. That's how it works.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Yeah.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah.
Sports Analyst 1
It's.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Hey, hey, it's unfortunate because you had these unforeseen injuries, bro. Yeah, I seen the injury, and it's like, dang. A collapse. Long like, bro, this basketball, they don't. That don't happen. You know what I mean? And it's like, now he gonna have to miss out on all these other accolades because it is, it's unfortunate, bro. I, I, I ain't gonna lie to you.
Sports Analyst 1
Now.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
They put the rule in because they wanted guys to stop all the rest. You know, they wanted they wanted to cut it down, but it's gonna, it's gonna hurt some guys who don't load manage, you know what I mean? Like Cade, unfortunately.
Sports Analyst 1
Yeah, for sure. And you see those guys, you see what it does? It gives. Shay was able to get that extra money because he's an all NBA selection. J Dub was all NBA selection. You so you see these guys getting this because they wanted to reward. It's a blessing and a curse. Prior to 19, prior to 1980, the player selected the MVP and the All NBA team.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah.
Sports Analyst 1
But it's like, man, y' all be tripping. I don't like you, so I ain't voting for you. So they put it, they gave it to, they gave it to the, the writers, but now the writers have so much control they get to determine who gonna get these 2, 3400 million dollar contracts. But whether you like it or not.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Yeah, that's crazy.
Sports Analyst 1
Oh, it's been like that in football. They select the all pro teams. Select all pro teams.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Damn.
Sports Analyst 1
At least the Pro bowl is kind of divided up. You got the fan vote, you got the players vote. And then you got, you know, you got the, the coaches, general manager, whatever the case may be. So it's a three tier system, but all pro. It's all writers, the NBA, all NBA selection, all defensive selection. It is what it is. So there is no perfect answer because if you don't think players are biased, you're fooling yourself because they're human, right? Guys vote for the Pro Bowl. Guys voting for your bro. I'm like, bro, how you bro? Really?
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Really? That's why they took it out.
Sports Analyst 1
I mean, look, I know, but I took it serious because. I know, look, because I won't go. I want guys to be rewarded for their work. Ocho. And it might be, it might just be this one year that he had an out of body experience and he deserved to go to the Pro Bowl. But you want to put somebody in there that's going. He had already gone five, six times, but he didn't deserve. Yeah.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
And nothing they could do about that rule, huh? It's too late.
Sports Analyst 1
They blow. They voted on it. Yeah, they voted on it. They said 65 games.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
That's, that's, that's, that's messed up. I mean listen, they. 65 games for those, so they don't pull load management. There should be some type of, some type of grace period for those that are actually, that are actually getting injured.
Sports Analyst 1
Right?
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Like injured for real. Where it doesn't affect them the same.
Sports Analyst 1
I Mean, how did. I mean, collapse lungs? So what did. What did he do? Was he in a car crash?
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Nah, he got.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Didn't he get knee, Joe?
Sports Analyst 1
Didn't he get knee.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah, he got knee unking his side, like during the game, going for the ball. But he stayed in the game. It wasn't like. It didn't look like nothing major, but you could see him. He kept reaching like this. Like he said something was wrong, and he went to the side, and they took him to the back, and he. You know, Just a regular routine play, bro.
Sports Analyst 1
It takes a. It takes a tremendous force to collapse along because that's why you got ribs there.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah, he need him. He need him right there in there.
Sports Analyst 1
Yeah.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Hold on.
Sports Analyst 1
Let me see something.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
The Razorback's back at work later today, baby.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Whoopi. Yeah, I got you. I got you, Joe. I got you. I got you.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah,
Sports Analyst 1
well, hopefully they don't have to put no Run no tube down there. Inflate it. Maybe with some. Just rest, it'll inflate back on its own.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Damn.
Sports Analyst 1
But we've all had the. That's why it's air knocked out of.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
So that's why. That's why. That's why you got to be so lucky, bro, to win, man. Because it's like, yeah, everything could be going great. You could be having a hell of a season and something like this happened. Uncle Ocho. Yeah, it seemed like it may be nagging, too. I can't see how it wouldn't be a nagging, how it wouldn't linger.
Sports Analyst 1
It says chest injury. Blunt force trauma, like a car accident or sports collisions. Penetrating trauma, gunshot. Stab wounds can break ribs or puncture the lung directly. Small air blisters called bleeds can form on the top of the lungs and burst, allowing air. Air to escape the chest cavities. This often happens. Happens without warning, particularly in a tall, thin people. So you guys are more susceptible. Cause you're tall and female. Hey, you see that, Joe? That.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Come in.
Sports Analyst 1
See Joe. Ocho.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
What you over there doing?
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Hey, he said. He said thin. He talking to you, Joe. He ain't talking to me.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
You ain't thin, man.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Joe. I'm every bit of 220 right now, Joe. You see how I'm feeling at this jacket, huh?
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Hey, you gotta chill.
Sports Analyst 1
Oh, Joe. Joe Cade missing time could potentially open the door for Jaden Duran to make an All NBA team, making him eligible for the five year $288.8 million.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
So look, look, look, look, look. See you. Help. Somebody help your teammate. Hey, Kate already got by what he got about 260 already.
Sports Analyst 1
He dec k what the K sign for. But see, here's the thing though, Joe. I'm trying to get me two more all NBA selection. So guess what? When that contract come up again, bo bo super max again. 300.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
300.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Well, that's how that, that. I ain't gonna say it's out the picture, but you, you can help.
Sports Analyst 1
Five years 269.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah, yeah. Five years 269.
Sports Analyst 1
That's just.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
That's good work. Yeah, boy, that's good work.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
That's filthy. It's filthy.
Sports Analyst 1
Kevin Durant is 26 points away from passing Michael Jordan on the all time scoring list. Obviously LeBron James 1 at 43, 2 29. Kareem is next at 3 38, 3 87. Followed by Carl Malone at 36,928. Kobe Bryant is number four at 33, 6 43. Michael Jordan is currently in the number five spot at 32, 2 92. Followed by Kevin Durant, Dirk Nowitzki, Wilt Chamberlain, James Harden should be the next player that break into the 30, 000 club. Shaq rounds out the top 10 with 28. 5.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Hey, congrats to Katie.
Sports Analyst 1
Crazy.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Oh yeah, that's impressive. I mean, yeah. Y' all know mj, my idol. To be able to pass him. I'm sure that'll be a hell of a defeat for kd. I'm happy for him. He's one of the, the, the, the best scorers ever played this game. Super elite, super efficient. I enjoy watching him play. They, they beat my Hawks tonight.
Sports Analyst 1
No, no, no, no. They blew the Hawks out of Joe.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
They broke our street.
Sports Analyst 1
They.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
They got, they, they got at us. They got at us. They got. They were.
Sports Analyst 1
Reed shepherd block boy dunk Joe. It went, it went downhill in the herd from there.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Hey, Reed Shepherd. Hey, he can play, huh?
Sports Analyst 1
Yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah, I like, I like. He go out there. He compete. He compete.
Sports Analyst 1
I like Con Gillespie from Phoenix.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yes.
Sports Analyst 1
Hey, bonus. They getting at it.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah. Them boys hooping.
Sports Analyst 1
Yeah. I mean that's a lot of points.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
But you know, in order to hit, in order to reach those milestones, you got to be available too, huh?
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah, I agree. Ocho.
Sports Analyst 1
He comply.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
He, he, he, he probably. He was so peed off about the two games against the Lakers, he had to take it out on the.
Sports Analyst 1
Yeah, because you can't fly normally, they leave you. They normally leave you overnight at the, at the, in the hospital. The K took a car service back to Detroit because when you fly, you can't fly with a collapsed lung.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Yeah, you can't, you can't fly. No, no, no, no.
Sports Analyst 1
But they normally, they normally leave you overnight and then, you know. But man, KD doing this, man, look, the efficiency in which he does it, it's crazy.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
It is, bro. It's a beauty to watch, though.
Sports Analyst 1
But you got guys, I mean, you guys talking about what he did in this amount of time. You got to realize, look at the amount of shots that he took. It's shots. You talking about years. I'm talking about shots. Ocho, if somebody throw, if a quarterback throws the ball, five if. Let's just say for the sake of argument, quarterback throws the ball 50 times a game, he should have the most passing yards at the end of the year, right? Absolutely.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Absolutely. A game. Yeah.
Sports Analyst 1
Jordan was taking 25, 26 shots a game. So what are you, what are you talking about? That's not the diminishing. But I'm saying y' all try to diminish somebody because y' all said, well, he did it in this amount of time, but even though the amount of times, look how many shots he's under the total. That's what y'. All, when y' all say, like LeBron is playing this length of time when he broke the record. Look how fewer shots that he had Katie shooting. 52, 53 from the floor.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Amazing.
Sports Analyst 1
It doesn't take away any. Somebody passing an all time great. It doesn't take away from the great that they're passing because he did that Jordan got. You cannot take six titles. You can't take five MVPs. You can't take 10 scoring titles. You can't take the all NBA selections, and you can't take the six final MVPs. But if you are a, an athlete and you pass somebody that's this storied, right, Bro, that's why you hear him say, bro, I, My name's gonna be in this list.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah. Yeah.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
They gotta celebrate it. Yes, they gotta celebrate him. Especially when you hit a milestone like that. No matter how you feel about Katie, whether you don't like him personally, where you don't like his game, top five, whatever it may be, you got to celebrate, you know, someone, someone doing something like that.
Sports Analyst 1
And it's okay. I, I, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just of the, the, the, the Il for the cloth guys. Whatever I do, it does not take away from what Ozzy did, what John Mackey, what Dicker, what Big Kellen did, what Gronk has done what Gates, what Nev. Kelsey has done. Whitten that don't take away from me. I did what I did. Congratulations to those guys. I don't feel like, man. Do you feel. No. I got everything out of my career I could get. That's. That's what. That's what my numbers were intended to be. That so them breaking, passing me and I, when I left, I was number one. Hell, I don't know where I am now. Kelsey's past me. Witness passed me. Gates has passed me. Gonzo has passed me. Hell, somebody else about to pass me pretty soon that's okay, you know, I don't feel any less because these guys are passing me about my career. And I don't think anybody should feel bad. Man, them joker don't pass me, man. Man, what people gonna say, huh?
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah,
Sports Analyst 1
Kareem. Like, people didn't think nobody could get this record because Big. Only Biggs played that long because they were the ones that didn't have to, you know. Hey, go back and look at Kareem. Hey, Kareem, get the rebound. Kick that thing. Amble down the coat. Yeah, give it to me. Magic.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah.
Sports Analyst 1
But for a guard, a guy that like LeBron, to have the ball that length of time and to play that long, that's why nobody thought. Because what thinking about what you have to do. LeBron had to average 25 points a game for 20 years. For 20.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
People don't understand how insane that is.
Sports Analyst 1
So when you look at Brady and look at the records, I mean, think about how long you would have to play just to break his passing record, his touchdowns record. Yeah, yeah. You gonna be able to. It's gonna be a. Hey, they go into 17 games and they're gonna go eventually gonna get to the 18 game. So. Ocho. So when you think about it, a guy played 15 years, that's basically two seasons right there. Of games.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah, yeah, right.
Sports Analyst 1
Game one. So when you look at a guy play, guy played 15 play, you know, 17 seasons, he's gonna end up playing basically three more seasons. So now the number. The number is going to be skewed, but it don't take away anything, guys. It doesn't.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
No, no. Hey, hey. But I think I. I think LeBron gonna continue to play, guys, because he gonna put this. He won't put this out of reach.
Sports Analyst 1
He does.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah, he may. He may not never come out and say it, but I promise you, he won't put this out of reach.
Sports Analyst 1
I told somebody I think he's gonna play 25 seasons. You heard Kevin Durant. If he really want to, that's up to him, but he could play another four or five years. He can play till he's 45.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah, I think it's just, it's just more of the, the demanding on the body. If you want to continue to have to go through them, you know, them tough workouts or continue.
Sports Analyst 1
Joe, do you still want to put that time. It's easy to put that in when you're making 55 million. Do you want to put that same kind of time in when you making a million 5, 2 million, 3 million, or the vet minimum mid level exception? Do you still want to do that dead though, Joe?
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
And that. If them endorsements right, I'm sure he will.
Sports Analyst 1
He got that on lock. That ain't. That ain't going away. That ain't going nowhere. You know, he. He got the Nike deal. He has other stuff going on. So he's going to have money coming in. He got a lifetime contract with Nike that's probably playing him 25, 30 billion dollars a year for as long as he's, Long as he's breathing.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Hey, hey. And I've been seeing him in his golf.
Sports Analyst 1
Yeah. Yeah, he picked that up. Yeah, he picked that up. I guess he's like, you know what? Hey, and when you hit the road, he picked up a little late. He probably should have got on that thing like Steph did, way, way early. But the thing is with golf is that you got to play it so much to really get good at it. It ain't something that you can just put down and like, okay, I pick it back up in two weeks, three weeks. You got to be obsessed with.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Take years, Joe. You know, it take years to get at it, especially if it's not your respective craft.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
But hey, hey, them dudes be. Hey, my homies be at the golf course, bro. Eight hours, okay, out today.
Sports Analyst 1
You got to.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Eight hours, bro.
Sports Analyst 1
You got to. And it, it takes guys. If you look at the guys that are good, it got guys that don't have this. You look at the guy, the quarterbacks. Quarterbacks don't develop their shoulders. Yeah, you look at the basketball players, you look at the baseball players, you look at the guys that don't develop their shoulders because you got to be fluid. I'm too tight. I only gonna go back. You gotta be able to be loose through here, man. You don't need no abs. You need a little gut.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah, yeah. It's all in here.
Sports Analyst 1
Yeah, you need. That's what you Need. But man, this is amazing accomplishment, man, to, to see Kevin the Red. I, I, I, I bet you if you'd ask kd, you know, he's like his goal, I want to play in the NBA, blah blah blah. It's like, but when you retire, you're gonna be in the top. You're gonna be top five score, man, what in the history of the game, right? And you see those great names that's up there and you starting from zero.
Sports Analyst 3 (Ocho)
Yeah,
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
man, because when you first started playing the game, Uncle Ocho, you just want to show you belong, bro. You ain't thinking about, oh man, I'm gonna try to be a top 10 scorer in the NBA, right? You just want to show you belong. And then as the journey continues, you know, you start to receive all these different accolades and you're like, hold on now. He in reach. He finna pass mj. Oh, man, come on.
Sports Analyst 1
It's like some things like when you just say MJ or you in a conversation with man, you tie wilt mj. What?
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
That's greatness.
Sports Analyst 1
It's like if you're a quarterback and you did something, you up there with Brady, you up there with Manning, like, damn. Okay.
Sports Analyst 2 (Joe)
Yeah.
Sports Analyst 1
When somebody said Mike Evans got 11 consecutive thousand yard seasons, he tied Jerry Rice. Who? Jerry. Lord have mercy. But kd, Congratulations, bro.
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This episode dives deep into March Madness highlights and bracket talk, top NBA draft prospects and fits, the week’s drama over the NBA’s awards eligibility rules, and milestone scorers in the NBA. Expect spirited debate, bracket banter, nuanced takes on NBA roster building, and some classic sports storytelling and wisdom from “Unc” and Ocho.
Segment Start: 03:16
Segment Start: 15:44
Segment Start: 25:08 (and again at 29:59)
Indiana Pacers reportedly favor Cam Boozer as No. 1 pick, for fit alongside Pascal Siakam and new roster additions.
Heated debate over Boozer vs. Dybantsa for draft ceiling/upside:
“Gym rat” factor and “least amount of red flags” are crucial for a top pick. GMs want to feel secure when making a massive financial commitment (32:43).
Other prospects that could rise: Darius Acuff, Caleb Wilson (UNC), both praised for versatility and “keeping receipts.”
Segment Start: 34:56
Segment Start: 42:47
| Segment | Timestamp | |------------------------------ |-----------| | Iowa-Clemson & March Madness | 03:16–15:44 | | Kansas/Cal Baptist Recap | 15:44–25:08 | | Bracket Banter | 19:56–25:08 | | NBA Draft (Boozer vs Dybantsa) | 25:08–34:56 | | Draymond/NBA Awards Rule | 34:56–41:19 | | KD’s Scoring Milestone | 42:47–54:06 | | Athlete mindset/legacy | 47:24–49:59 |
Memorable Moment:
“To hit those milestones, you got to be available, too, huh?” – Ocho (44:33)
“I don’t feel any less because these guys are passing me about my career. I did what I did. Congratulations to those guys.” – Shannon “Unc” Sharpe (47:24)