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Yeah. Yeah.
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The Detroit Pistons rallied from 24 points down to beat the Orlando Magic 9379 to force a game seven after Orlando goes ice cold. Orlando went 45 minutes between made baskets. They went scoreless from 8:46pm Eastern to 9:31pm Eastern. The Magic missed 23 straight shots, the most by any playoff team this century. The Magic had more consecutive missed shots 23 than total points in the second half. 19 in the fourth quarter. They were 1 for 20o of 10 from 3 point line and they scored a grand total of 8 points. Cade had 19 points in the fourth quarter. Orlando had 19 points in the second half.
Ocho
Damn, my goodness. The bottom fell out.
Host
The bottom fell out. Kay Cunningham, Jalen and Tobias Harris.
Joe
Yeah.
Host
And Duncan Robinson.
Joe
Yeah.
Host
Duncan Robinson hit those threes. And then Cade like, oh, I got y' all now into buyers. Hey, how they won this game. Joe, I need you. Look, we're gonna talk about the Pistols, but I need you to tell me what's going on with Jalen Durden. How they win this game with this man scoring 8, 9.
Joe
I'm gonna tell you.
Host
8.9 rebounds.
Joe
I'm gonna tell you when you look at Detroit. Okay, Ocho. When you say, damn, how they win 60 games, bro, they, they. That second half showed you how they won 60 games.
Host
Yep.
Joe
I ain't saying that's probably the best defensive half they had all year.
Ocho
Yeah.
Host
But 19 points in 24 minutes of basketball?
Joe
It's unheard of, bro. When you go that long and don't score. I'm gonna tell you what I really think. I think Orlando got so comfortable in that first half, Uncle Ocho, and they thought the damn game was over with. If y' all just want me to keep it 100. I think they thought the game because the way that they came out and in the second half, it's like they was in such shock when as Detroit was making they run. And I'm saying, why they selling for these long ass 3. They need to get something to the basket, but I don't know if they ran out of gas, but everything they were shooting, bro, it didn't even look like it was going in. And then you could see, look, I'm looking at coach Mosley over there for Orlando. Hell, he was in disbelief. He was thinking, like, I can't believe it. Hey. Cause when they cut the lead to about to. To single digits, I said, damn, Detroit gonna get back in this game. Yeah. Next thing I know, K came alive and. And Detroit has a game changer in Cade. Because you think about that second half, Uncle Ocho, especially in that fourth quarter, man, he had them boys at his mercy, man. He scored 19 points. He scored 19 and what in. In the second half?
Host
19 in the fourth.
Joe
In the fourth. In the fourth quarter, man, he would get money, bro. He would get money. They couldn't do nothing with him. And you ask how, how, how during. How the Pistons win, How the Pistons won with Durant scoring eight points, nine rebounds. Man, they defense was awesome in that second half, fellas, it seemed like. I don't know if JB got on their ass at halftime, but they came out and they was a totally different team. Totally different team. I thought they finna get blew out by 30.
Host
I did too. It's just like. Because it, it. Joe, you know this. It's a fine line between making and missing. As Doc river saying. So make a mislead. Look at. They made everything. I mean, Jalen Suggs pulled up from a three and then Bane was turning around, hitting threes and twos. Everybody was hitting shots in the first half, man. Now all of a sudden you get cold and you say, you know what? Shoot that adage, Ocho. Shoot or shoot, Joe.
Joe
Yeah.
Host
The next one gonna go in and when it does it and you keep shooting, thinking the next one's go in and. And the next thing you know, you take those il shots and the guys at the other end laid it up.
Joe
Yeah.
Host
Or you follow them and now you stop the clock.
Joe
Yeah.
Host
And the next thing you know, you get duck and Robinson hit two or three threes in that fourth quarter.
Joe
Yeah.
Host
Now what was a 20 point lead is down 11. Now Kane get a and one. Now limb point, lead it down to eight to Harris, hit a 3D down to five. Right now your booty sucking on lemons because it's perking up. It's tight. It. It's tight though. You know what I'm saying? It's tight. It's tight.
Joe
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Host
Hold up. We only up 5. We were just up 24. Yeah, you were. Now you're in a heap of trouble, man.
Joe
The fans look. Hey, the fans look shocked. Hey, hell, I was in shock. When I was watching, I'm like, you know, Paulo went 4 for 20. Sugs went 1 for. 1 for 10 on. In your. In your building, Uncle Ocho, it's going to be hard to win games like that, bro. You know, you. You trying to put this team away. Yep. I know they had that big league, but they were playing. They were playing not to lose versus playing to win. And you can see they were shooting
Host
shots, Joe, like they had. Like they were behind.
Ocho
Yeah.
Joe
After Detroit started making that. That. That run, when they cut it to single digits.
Host
Yeah.
Joe
It's like they were just trying to get shots up. You know what I mean to me,
Host
Slow this thing down.
Joe
They didn't have no rhyme or reason, bro, to what they were trying to do, you know, it's like they were holding the ball, running the shot clock down, and then somebody going to their bag, shoot a wild shot. Detroit started to, you know, I think, you know, when you're playing in playoff basketball, especially when you're in a situation like Detroit was in. In that first half, Coach JB probably was like, look, we gotta come out, we gotta string some stops together. We gotta get three, four, five stops. If we can put some stops together and able to put some pressure on them defensively, we gonna be all right. And, man, that's what they did. Like you said, to go that long of a drought and not score a bucket. I've never heard of that before. I'm sure that's never happened.
Host
No, I mean, you see, I saw. You remember Houston when they played Golden State and they missed 27 straight threes?
Joe
I was on the.
Host
That was threes, though.
Joe
Yeah, yeah.
Host
That wasn't no missed shot. They missed shot. They made one field goal in the fourth quarter, Joe.
Ocho
11 for 20.
Host
They scored 19 points in the second. In the second half. Damn, that is crazy.
Ocho
Everybody off, though. Everybody contagious.
Host
Just like when you saw Houston the other night, when everybody was making threes, and you're like, hold on, this guy don't even shoot threes. And he making them.
Ocho
You've been knocking them down. Yeah.
Host
And you. Same thing. You ever notice, guys, Ocho, we've been in games, everybody catching it. Everybody kept making circus damn catches. And then all of a sudden, somebody dropped one and can't nobody catch the damn ball now.
Joe
Absolutely.
Host
Damn dip net. Not the fishing net. To catch the football.
Joe
Yeah. Yeah. Hey, everybody. Hey. They all seem shocked to me, bro. In that second half, you know, they look like they didn't know what to do. Shout out to Detroit. I mean, I seen my boy Jack over there coaching his ass off on the sideline over there. Hey. Cause if. When teams make runs like that, bro. And you on. And you on that side and, you know, it looked like y' all were done in that first half and you able to rally back on the road.
Ocho
Yeah.
Joe
I can't see Detroit losing game seven, fellas.
Host
I mean, you think. You think about it, man. I mean, like, four, 20 or nine. One or two. I mean, you look at. They went nine for 36. And like I said, they. You know how they approach the game? They approach the game just like the Falcons approach that Super Bowl, Joe.
Joe
Oh, yeah. There you go.
Host
They kept throwing the ball like they were behind instead of up.
Ocho
Like it was up.
Host
You up 24. You don't need to take quick shots. Yeah, make them take the quick shots.
Ocho
Hey, they were trying to bury him, though. They was trying to bury them.
Joe
Hey.
Host
Okay, the boy.
Joe
Hey, them boy legs was shot. Look, Paulo went 0 for 9 from the 3. Yeah, he shot 12 free throws, but damn, I mean, that's. That's a tough loss, fellas. It's hard to bounce back from something like this. Now, it ain't over because you still get another shot.
Host
Yes, but you.
Joe
You in disbelief. Trust and believe,
Ocho
and that's crazy.
Host
But you know what, Joe Ocho? Sometimes when people try to bury you, they plant you in fertile soil. You got to be careful.
Ocho
That's a. That's a good one.
Joe
Yeah, Be careful.
Host
And I. And J.B. and I saw him on the side. They showed a close up. He said, come on, let the. Hey, we. Okay. Just keep playing. I said keep playing, bro. You down 24, and I'll be. Damn. Blue. Cool. Blue, Coop.
Joe
Hey, right back.
Host
Hey, Duncan Robinson. Miss. Rider hit a couple of those threes. Tobias Harris hit a three. Cade hit a three. And did he come down and get an and one?
Joe
Oh, hey. Okay. How you cut it? How you cut it or slice it? 19 points and a half, fellas.
Ocho
Unacceptable.
Joe
Come on, man. You. Hey, you. Something has to really, really. The bottom gotta really fall out. It did that for Orlando tonight.
Host
Joe, you do realize the. The Rocket scored eight points in the fourth quarter, right?
Joe
Tonight?
Host
Yeah.
Joe
Oh, did they? I didn't realize that.
Host
Yeah.
Joe
Yeah, yeah. Damn.
Host
They had eight points in the point, Joe.
Joe
Damn.
Host
Yeah, as a matter of fact, they might. How Many points they might not score, but like TW Low 20s in the second half. 24 points in the second half.
Joe
Oh, yeah,
Host
Because the lakers outscored the four 31 to 3, 31. 8. How many points they score in the second.
Joe
How many points did what you call
Host
players score in the second half?
Joe
They ain't got but sitting 8.7.
Host
They scored 47. So they only scored eight points in the fourth.
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Host
So where did he get the 31 to eight from in the fourth quarter of the Rockets?
Joe
Let me see. Yeah. No, the Rockets scored. They scored 24 in the third and 23 in the fourth. They scored.
Host
Where I get that eight from?
Joe
They scored 13 in the. In the second quarter and 18 in
Host
the Magic going to score eight in the fourth.
Ocho
Yeah.
Host
So is the Magic to score eight in the fourth? Yeah. No, I thought the Rocket score.
Joe
Nah. Yeah. Yeah. The Mavs only score eight. They scored 11 in the third and eight in the fourth.
Host
Lord have mercy. Who scored 11?
Joe
Who scored 11? Orlando scored 11 in the third.
Host
I better not drink no more, Joe. I better put. Hey, Joe, I better. I better put this down. I put it down. Who scored? I want to know who scored 11. Matter of fact, who scored the eight?
Joe
I think they were some free throws if you just want me to be 100.
Host
Well, you only made. They only what? Made one field goal in the fourth. Yeah, one for 20 in the fourth.
Ocho
That's crazy.
Joe
Hey, man, that's pressure there, bro.
Host
I can't.
Joe
I don't know what else to tell you. You know, for. For. For. For the. For the bottom to fall out like that. And. And the post at home, game six, knowing that, you know, hell, this was your game. Seven for real. That's a tough one.
Host
Yeah. I mean, and you saw the fans at the end of the game, Joe. They was like this here, Joe.
Joe
Oh, man. Shaking their head. Hey, how.
Host
How do. How did we lo.
Joe
How do. Hey, hey, but you right, it is. It's like a. It's almost like a carbon copy of that Falcons game that first half. You seen how the fans. The fans were so enthused. They were so into the game. The players high five and they having a good time. Hey, they must have exhaled at halftime, cause, boy, they. They threw a dud.
Host
Matthew scored. They scored 11. They only had three more than what they had in the fourth. They scored 11 in the third quarter.
Joe
Yeah. Damn.
Ocho
That's crazy.
Host
What you call them going a 45, 15 run. I think the magic went on like a 45, 15 run because hey, you
Joe
know, Detroit only scored 12 points in the. In that second quarter. Detroit. And they returned the favor in the third and in the fourth. Damn. I don't know how. I don't know how you do that, fellas. I. I honestly do not know how that happened.
Ocho
Yeah, I understand maybe one or two players, but everybody being off Uncle Joe at the same time at that.
Joe
That's what I'm telling you. That's why it's. It's so rare, bro.
Host
You.
Joe
You never see nothing like this.
Host
You know, one of the guys that I've been impressed with, really, really impressed with is Tobias Harris. Because the way he's playing for Detroit, he never played like that for Philly. Philly would have won that series against. Against y', all, Joe, if he'd played like this. Yeah, he couldn't buy a basket either. People. People kill. Kill Ben Simmons.
Joe
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Host
But Tobias was on the max contract and he was.
Joe
Yeah, he was the highest paid. He was the highest paid player on that team, if I ain't mistaken.
Host
He was bad, too.
Joe
Yeah, yeah.
Ocho
He couldn't shoot up.
Host
He couldn't do anything.
Joe
He. You know what it is? I think he had. I don't know why, but he had problem playing, playing next to MB for whatever reason.
Host
Yeah.
Joe
You know what I mean? And. And with Ben Simmons not being a scorer or a shooter, you know, hell, you don't really have to guard. Yeah. You. So you don't really have that much space to where guys can create and. And create different opportunities for you. But here in Detroit, uncle, if he ain't play, if. If these last three games the way he's played without, Without Tobias Harris, they're not winning. They not winning here. They only had three guys in double. In double figures.
Host
Yep. Him, Duncan Robinson and Cade. That's why I tell you who. Hey, he didn't score a bunch, but I didn't saw Thompson on the defensive end.
Joe
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Host
That's one thing you can say about them brothers. They brothers. You. You could tell they brothers.
Joe
Yeah.
Host
They damn d your ass up.
Joe
Oh, yeah, they gonna do that. They gonna do that. They gonna.
Host
You.
Joe
Hey, but look, you hope to get a little bit from him offensively, though. Yes. You know, you get.
Host
I. I think Almond is a little better offensive player than in sore.
Joe
Yeah, well, you know, when you watch the game, though, he don't even really look at the basket, bro.
Host
No, he don't.
Joe
He don't.
Host
We had the conversation, but, bro, he in the lane eight feet away, and he turned it like Passing out, bro. Shoot that. You look like Vince Simmons on that play.
Joe
Yeah, you. Hey, look, K needs somebody else to be aggressive, bro, on that team.
Host
Yes.
Joe
You know, who can take some pressure off of him. You know, I just feel like they. They relied on him so much in the second half, which obviously he had it going and he led the charge, but, bro, you got to get a little bit. You got to get a little something out of Thompson, especially that game seven. You know, you're gonna need. You're gonna need a little productivity from offensively. Okay, Ocho, I think what they do great defensively is awesome, but offensively, they got to give you a little more.
Host
Well, that's what you work on in the off season. Because it seems like defense come naturally to them, not evolve your game. Because, hey, look, I'll give you a prime example. Kawhi Leonard. Look at Kawhi. Look at what he was, and then look at what Kawhi turned into.
Joe
Yeah.
Host
I'm not saying they can beat Kawhi, because Kawhi, that mid range is damn near unstoppable. But he developed the three. Yeah, he got the mid range. He could put it on the floor. He can get to the rim.
Joe
Now he's not.
Host
Injuries and age has robbed him of some of that defensive ability.
Joe
Right.
Host
But he's still a. Oh, boy. He hell on. You got hell on your hand on the offensive end dealing with. On trying to deal with him now.
Joe
Yeah, I agree. I agree. I. I think both Thompsons, especially. Especially the Thompson that plays in Detroit. I mean, you gotta put the. Yeah, a sword. You gotta put the work in. Okay, Ocho, Meaning practice, bro, because he was shooting shots tonight. They didn't even look like they were going in. He was wide open. I'm talking about corner threes.
Host
And he didn't think they was going in.
Joe
Yeah, no. Cause look, when. Hey, because when you shoot and you follow your shot right away, you know that.
Host
You already know it's off. Hey, it's just like I got the free throw line. When a guy shooting the ball and they think he. Damn, he the first guy to get the ball, you already know it's a bull job because he can see the fight left your head. It was a bull job.
Joe
Yeah.
Host
Cause he could say this was an unbelievable game. And now a game seven.
Joe
We got what?
Host
We got three game sevens. We got Orlando, Detroit, game seven. We got Toronto, Cleveland. Game seven. We got Philly, Boston.
Joe
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. All Eastern. All Eastern conference teams.
Host
It could have been, except your team could have had A game seven two, Joe. But we ain't gonna talk.
Joe
Come on, man. Come on, yo. Come on.
Host
Hopefully you get your money, Ocho.
Ocho
Hey, hey. Not hey. Yeah.
Joe
Hey.
Ocho
Yeah. I'm not even worried about that money. Huh?
Host
You ain't worried about that?
Ocho
You got to understand, you know, for everything, everything has consequences that come behind it. You hear me?
Host
Consequences and repercussions all the time, man.
Ocho
It's in the Bible. Huh?
Joe
Oh, what's in the Bible?
Host
Biblical.
Joe
What's. What's it? What's in the Bible?
Host
It.
Ocho
Consequences and repercussions for your actions.
Joe
I don't give a damn about none of that.
Ocho
Yeah, okay.
Joe
Just keep it 100 with you. I spoke my piece yesterday, you know, take. Take it for what it's worth. Take, you know, however you feel. Oh, well, you know. All right. Yeah.
Host
Joe, that man, Joe, he said that's scripture.
Joe
Yeah, yeah. It's okay.
Ocho
You. You know, I'm a brother of the cloth, so I do everything by the book.
Joe
Okay? Okay.
Host
What a game. What a game, man. RJ Barrett hit a game winning three point shot in OT as the Raptors forced a game seven to beat the Cleveland Cavaliers. The Cavaliers had the game 1. Dennis Schroeder turns the ball over RJ Barrett, 24. Everybody knows Shaq, but off camera, he's just a regular guy.
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Points 9 rebounds on 4 May threes, he's joined by Scotty Barnes, 25 points, 14 assists 7 rebounds. Also, Jacoby Walter had 24 points. He had 4, made 4 of 9 from the 3 point line and calling Murray Bowles had 17. I thought this game was in the bag, man.
Joe
I did, too.
Host
I said, I see. I said, raptors, y' all led by 12, 13 points or for a large part of the second half. And to give it this thing up in the fourth quarter, I said, oh, well, it is what it is. And the next thing you know, looked like the shot that Halliburton hit last year in.
Joe
In New York Knicks. Yeah.
Host
The ball left the screen. I'm like, well, damn. Hey, Toronto be getting some favorable buys, Joe. Remember that one Kawhi hit against Philly?
Joe
Yes, sir. To end them, to put him away. Yeah, you're right. You're right. They've been getting some favorable bounces, man, I told y', all, bro, it's hard to win in Toronto. I know Cleveland pretty much had this Game one, but, man, when you look at what RJ Barrett and. And Scotty Barnes does. Yeah, I see the Walter kid, he played great. But the, The. The way they play defense, you know, and James Harden and Donovan Mitchell, bro, they've been. They've been controlled. They've been controlling this. They pretty much been controlling this series. Now, it's going to be tough for them to win in Cleveland, but I think they can do it. Uncle Ocho. You know, them dudes play hard, bro. I'm talking about. It was a few times defensively, they had great defensive sequences to where it led to great offensive production. You know, they don't really have guys, you know, think about it. If they had Ingram, you know, and he was playing, you know, at that All Star caliber, like he was playing during the season. Cause he was an All Star this year, Uncle Ocho. Yeah. You know what I mean? And he didn't play. He didn't play. I think he didn't play.
Host
And he hadn't been playing well in the series.
Joe
He had. He hadn't been playing. He hadn't been playing, but I think he would have been due because that'll give you another guy who can score, go off the bounce, create. But from what they have, bro, they've been. They've been competing this entire series, even in Cleveland. I think this game, this game seven will be a toss up. I think it'd be a toss up.
Host
I agree. And you look at it, Joe, for Toronto to win this game and they got out, rebounded by 14. They gave up 19 offensive rebounds.
Shaquille O'Neal
Damn.
Host
19. But the turnovers. You had 18 turnovers.
Joe
Yeah, well.
Host
And none more costly than that last. But look, you probably don't win the game if Shooter doesn't Give you what he does in Game 5, right? And then he giveth and he takes away. Scotty Barnes is the first player to have a 25, 5, 10, 3 and 3, which he had 25 points, several rebounds, 14 assists, three steals and three blocks since Goat James did it in 2016.
Joe
Damn.
Host
Game 7 in Cleveland on Sunday. The home team has won all six games thus at home far.
Joe
Yeah.
Host
Hey, look, this is so much pressure on James Harden. This is so much pressure, Mitchell, this game seven.
Joe
You're right,
Ocho
they playing at home.
Joe
No, Joe, but, but look, Ocho, we said that early in this series that we all felt this game, this, this series is gonna go seven.
Ocho
Yes, sir.
Joe
Yes, they, they at home. But this is just one game, uncle Ojo, this the series, you can throw it out the window now. This is one game. Now if Toronto can come in there and be better than Cleveland, if just for this one game, bro, they can move on. Will it be challenging? Yeah, it'll be challenging, but I think it can definitely be done. You know, unless Donovan or James Harden have an out of body experience to where they one of them go for about 40, 45 on K. Oo, but it's tough. I mean, hell, you had Donovan defense,
Host
the way they play defense, it's hard.
Joe
Scotty Barnes ain't giving up that, that's what I'm saying. Look, if, if I'm Scotty Barnes and I'm guarding Donovan Mitchell, he got 24, I'm shaking his hand because guess what? He took 26 damn shots.
Host
It was two or 10 from the three.
Joe
Yeah, so I'm.
Host
James Harden was five or 14. He had 16 points, but it took him 14 shots to get it.
Joe
Yeah. So I think Toronto does a great job in defending. Hell, they one of the youngest teams in the NBA and they showing up to the party ready to play, baby.
Ocho
Who you got? Joe, you been against Mitchell and Harden,
Joe
it's hard, it's hard to bet against them. But this has been a long, grueling series and you don't really know, you know, what you're gonna get from some of them guys. And I just think, you know, the youth that Toronto has. And Toronto got some guys who can play, man.
Ocho
Yes, sir.
Joe
You know, and they've shown that throughout this series. This. If I'm a bed man, I'm probably gonna bet on Cleveland. But it's gonna be a tough one, bro. It's gonna be a tough one.
Host
What's the spread? And I tell you what I'm gonna bet.
Joe
I bet the spread can't be. It can't be no more than about.
Host
It's probably two. It's probably two to three points, Joe.
Joe
That's
Host
might be five. Joking.
Joe
I wonder what it is myself. Hold on.
Ocho
But, Joe. Uncle, you betting with Joe say he got the cab. I mean, if you was. I mean, you knowing you're a betting man. Who you taking?
Host
They got Cleveland seven and a half, Joe.
Joe
Do they?
Host
Yes. Oh, I'm take. I. Hey, I'm taking the points. Give me the points. And I. I take. I take Raptors. Damn. I might take him. I might take them out, right?
Joe
You ain't gonna do that. You ain't doing that.
Host
It'll be there.
Joe
Laportier talking.
Host
If I'm really trying to win some money.
Joe
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Host
I really try to win a little money, Joe. Try to put a little something in my pocket.
Joe
I feel. I feel.
Host
Hey, but I would definitely take. I would definitely take Toronto in the seven and a half.
Joe
I told y'. All, hey, I would have took Toronto at home against Cleveland any of these games.
Host
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe
I know, I know they got a lucky bounce tonight, but hell, man, the. The effort that those dudes been playing with, the way they've been scoring the ball, being unselfish, attacking, you know, defensively causing havoc.
Host
Great game.
Joe
That's scary.
Host
Scotty Barnes played 48 minutes. Joe, he played the whole game. RJ Brad played 43 minutes, Jacoby Walter played 43 minutes, and Murray Bowles played 40 minutes.
Joe
Hey, that's what it takes sometime.
Host
Evan Mobley, 41 minutes. James Harden, 44 minutes. Donovan Mitchell, 41 minutes. So it ain't like. Hey, it ain't like they got free. They gonna have fresh legs coming in either.
Joe
I thought Mobile in the alley. Allen gave him some great minutes tonight, too. Aug and Ocho, you know, Mobley 26 and 14, man, this is. I bet that's what. That's what Cleveland has been looking for from him for quite some time, to assert himself because he made a big. He made a big bucket to send it in overtime.
Host
Hell, they got that layup, lefty. Lefty layup. Yeah, yeah.
Joe
They could have lost in regulation and they went to him. And for him to deliver like that, I was like, damn, that's all right for Mobile.
Host
Like,
Joe
damn, he all right over there. I thought he said it was gonna be gone today.
Host
I tried to tell you, Joe. I already know the symptoms. Oh, you had a. Homeboy. I know the symptoms.
Joe
That boy.
Host
I ain't gonna speak on it, but we know now.
Ocho
I Don't try. Don't try to put that on me now.
Host
They don't put it on you. You got it.
Ocho
Hey, I told you. See that? See that empty bottle?
Joe
Yeah.
Ocho
Tonight.
Host
And it ain't worked tonight. You told Joe yesterday. I said, joe, this thing gonna be here for a minute?
Joe
Yeah.
Host
No, I told him to go buy him some Snickers. Cause it's gonna be a while.
Ocho
Eight hours a bar.
Host
I already know, Joe. I know the symptoms. I told you had a homeboy.
Joe
Yeah, I know.
Host
I know what it is when I see it, but ain't none of my business.
Joe
Yeah.
Host
I don't even feel comfortable speaking on it with a partner of mine. So I ain't gonna speak on it. Well, I seen they got it. What is. What the chance say you got, Ocho, that bullhead clown. That was a chance say I ain't got nothing to do with me.
Ocho
Yo. Yeah, yo, yo. Yeah. Y' all keep me keep making fun of the common cold now with all this extra stuff, man.
Host
It ain't common.
Ocho
Yeah.
Host
Joy ain't got it.
Ocho
I ain't got it right now. That's how you.
Host
How come it is.
Ocho
Hold on.
Joe
Hey, you.
Ocho
You knew about it. You. You brought it to my attention. I never heard her until you mentioned.
Host
Just because you ain't never heard it didn't mean it exists. There are a lot of disease that people ain't never heard of. Like. I ain't never know that.
Ocho
I know that. Now you're trying to.
Host
I know. Yeah, the doctor told you. That's why you knew about you. Hey, Joe, you said I try to put it. Nah. Oh, I don't.
Joe
What.
Host
What is that? Huh? Doctor told him just yesterday, the other day. No, sir, I promise you. NyQuil ain't gonna help that.
Ocho
Yeah. Hey, I'll be back right tomorrow.
Host
You said that yesterday. He said, hey, Chad, what do you say yesterday. Hey, one more day, Joe. Joe, one more day, man. Drunk, two balls of night Quill and getting worse. I'm almost back with two days max on Tuesday, Thursday, Fr. But you know what?
Ocho
I'm almost back. I don't know what kind of cold y' all be.
Host
Almost back from. What?
Ocho
It's cold here.
Host
Go tell me. What's the symptoms? You looking at them. Hey, you been able.
Joe
You've been able to work out without. With them symptoms? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ocho
Joy, I done been on the field trying to sweat this. Sweat this thing out.
Joe
Joe.
Host
Have had. You sweated it out.
Ocho
Yeah.
Host
No, you didn't. I still. Yo, can you. How it Sound.
Joe
That's what I'm saying. I heard him. I sound like he was coughing up a lung. That's why I said something. I was. Damn.
Ocho
Oh, no, I'm feeling. I'm feeling. I'm feeling good. I'm feeling good. What you want to get some. You going to get some more liquor?
Host
Don't worry about what I'm getting.
Joe
Ojo.
Ocho
What up, baby?
Joe
When y' all playing. When y' all playing in your soccer league again?
Ocho
Oh, oh, you talk about the, the real big one.
Joe
Yeah.
Ocho
Oh, that's. Tst. That's not. To the end of May 27th, where
Joe
y' all gonna be playing at?
Ocho
In North Carolina and Carrie and Cary, North Carolina.
Joe
It's gonna be jumping like that.
Ocho
Oh, Joe boy. Everybody. Boy, you gotta understand, teams coming from all over the world, Joe. They competing for that million dollar prize.
Joe
Oh, man. I'm gonna have to come down there and check y' all out.
Ocho
Yeah. Come on, Joe. The schedule out already? I've seen the schedule.
Joe
Yeah. What's the name of y' all squad?
Ocho
Villarreal. A team. Team out of Spain called the Yellow Submarine.
Joe
Oh, a team out of Spain. Oh, you got some real. You got some real hitters with you. Oh, yeah.
Ocho
This ain't, this ain't no. Ain't no bull drive. The Villarreal is a team that played. They played with Real Madrid, Barcelona, Atletico Madrid. Like that, that, that league, they, they good. So I'm playing with some. I'm playing with some of their, the academy kids.
Joe
Yeah.
Ocho
Some of their former players from the past.
Joe
Oh, man. So. So you had to put that work in on day to day basis to stay sharp.
Ocho
I've been going at it three months now, Joe, because I, I definitely ain't gonna be no liability.
Joe
Hold on. What, what, what position you play?
Ocho
I play the nine.
Joe
Help me out. For somebody who don't really know, you
Ocho
say you played the nine with damn near. You know what almost be like the center in basketball sometimes.
Joe
Oh, really?
Ocho
Yeah. Almost like the sending basketball.
Joe
So you handle the ball a lot?
Ocho
No, no, no, no. That. That'd be, that'd be your 10. That'd be a. Your point guard would be your 10.
Joe
Oh, okay. Okay.
Ocho
Yeah. Now, sometimes I play, I play like a false nine who could also come back and get the ball and create and create on his own for others.
Joe
Yeah.
Ocho
But I, I, for me, because I'm playing with people that are a little bit more experienced.
Joe
Yeah.
Ocho
A lot more quality on the ball than I do. I just strictly stay at the nine. So either. Either I get it. Either I get it with my back to the goal and I facilitate or. Or try to try to create and find space and maintain my runs without being outside.
Host
What's.
Joe
What's the, what's the hardest thing about playing soccer, bro?
Ocho
Oh, why is it?
Joe
Is it being in shape? Is it.
Ocho
It's not. Yeah. Being in shape is that. That's. That's one thing always being when you get the ball, always knowing what you want to do before you get the ball in your hands, but forget the ball at your feet, always being two steps ahead of everybody else. It's hard.
Joe
I would think it would be like, instinctively, you know, like. Cuz, like in basketball, right, You. It's hard to really predetermine what you're going to do with the ball. You know, you have to play off instincts. You feel what I'm saying?
Ocho
Yeah.
Joe
And I, I would think soccer would be that way, you know, moving up and down the field like that. But you. Hey, hey, I got one question. Another question. You got. You gotta. You got a particular person or people on the team, who you trying to get the ball to? As far as who. Who scores
Ocho
Shoot that night? That either that nine of them wingers.
Joe
Yeah.
Ocho
And most of the time, the better you got their midfield is, especially whoever. Whoever your team is, your 10 is your. Is your point. The better you attend. The easy it is for everybody else. Unless you got somebody that's really, really gangster on the wings that can. That could change the flow of a whole goddamn game.
Joe
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Host
Don't waste your time going down there, Joe.
Joe
You said ain't, I ain't it ain't nothing to see.
Host
They should put him at goalie. Hey, he got the best feet.
Ocho
Hell, no. I'm, I'm. I got the best feet. That's why I'm playing exactly where I'm at at the nine.
Joe
Hey, hold on. Why you say hell down to the goalie?
Ocho
Who. No, I don't mean go goalie crazy, man. I don't want no ball flying to me that fast. I'm good.
Host
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Host
Joker is an incredible talent. He will not be recognized correctly. He's not going to be recognized at the very greatest ever, meaning a top 10 if he sitting on one chip. I agree.
Joe
Yeah.
Host
Look at the guys. Think about all the guys that we think are top 10. None of them have just one ring.
Joe
Right.
Host
So let's just say for the. I'm just going to throw this out there. Kareem has six rings, Magic has five rings, Jordan six rings, Duncan five, LeBron four, Steph four, Kobe five, Shaq four, Russell 11, Chamberlain three or two, Elijah one, two. So whomever you think are a top 10 player, none of them have just one championship.
Shaquille O'Neal
You're right.
Joe
You gotta have multiple in your back pocket now.
Ocho
But God damn. I mean, just earlier in the conversation during the regular season, they were saying, I mean, everybody would talk about they won't have to put joke in their top five at some point.
Host
If he wins enough now, it's gonna be hard. He get. He wins three. He got three regular season MVPs. He got two final MVPs. He's not done. Yeah. Let's just say for the sake of argument, Ocho, he gets another regular season mvp. That's four. Now he has another finals championship and a Finals mvp. Now we got to seriously consider where we put it. We really do.
Joe
His numbers. His numbers stack up with the best of them, though.
Ocho
Yeah, that's. That's crazy how the number stacked up with the best of them. But now the conversation is changing because now then he didn't got sent home
Host
because all the others parlayed those numbers and the championships, right?
Ocho
Yes, sir.
Host
And at the end of the day, that's what you have to do.
Joe
Yeah.
Host
He's a phenomenal talent.
Joe
He is.
Host
He ruby his ability to score.
Joe
Yeah.
Host
And plus the problem that's hurt, he don't even attempt to play defense. Everybody else attempted to play defense. Right. Obviously we know Russell, but they didn't keep a track of lock shots until the 70s.
Joe
Yeah.
Host
And so you look at Elijah one, you look at Duncan, you look at Jordan, you look at Kobe, you look at LeBron, even Shaq made an all NBA team defensively.
Joe
Yeah. I think because offensively he's so deceptive as far as being a Great score, great playmaker, great rebounder. But defensively to some degree, yeah, he, he is somewhat of a liability because you gonna, you know, he ain't really gonna be up on the pick and roll like that. He always gonna kind of be in a drop. So therefore, hell, in this league, your point guards, your two guards, your threes, these are great pick and roll guys. These are guys who put the ball in hole.
Host
Yeah.
Joe
So they gonna always go at him. They're gonna always go at him. If you notice the, the great ones, especially if you're a liability defensively, you can be greatest all you want to on offense. What we have to do is attack you defensively.
Host
Absolutely.
Joe
Because you can't save all that energy for offense. We got to make, you know, some of that on defense.
Host
Absolutely. Yeah.
Joe
And that's what teams have been doing.
Host
Yes. And people criticize them because they're like, bro, you ain't even attempted to play no defense. I can understand if he was attempting. But all the guys got to do is once he gets on the edge, he's getting to the basket.
Joe
Yeah.
Host
Uninhibited.
Joe
Well, because he ain't no shop.
Host
We mentioned the other Big Joe. You look at Duncan, Duncan's a 15 time all NBA selection. We look at Elijah one, many regard him as the one or the two second best defensive center in the history of the game.
Joe
Yeah.
Host
Russell.
Joe
Yeah.
Host
And so now we look at that guy. Okay. We look at Kareem was an 11 time all NBA selection. LeBron, Kobe, Jordan. It's just gonna, it's just gonna be hard. And his off. Like you said, Joe, his offensive numbers are worthy.
Ocho
Yeah.
Host
His MVPs are worthy.
Joe
Yeah.
Host
But he has one chip. We don't even really think, we don't even really consider you unless you got two to three.
Joe
Yeah, yeah.
Host
I mean if you think about it, other than Elijah one and, and Chamberlain and I don't know, some people have Chamberlain in, some people have him out. Because it's hard to overlook a guy that got 3260 points game and 150, 50 point game. It's hard to overlook him and say he not a top tier player, Joe. But some people do. But if you look at Kareem is six and it's six and six, Jordan is six and five, LeBron is four and four, Steph is four and two, Shaq is four chips and, and, and, and, and an MB in an MVP. He got four chips in MVP. Right. Who else were we talking about? Magic.
Joe
Yeah.
Host
It's five and three, Bird is three and three, it's gonna be hard with one chip for you to crack it.
Joe
Yeah, it's too many greats. It's too many greats in there with multiple championships. I definitely agree, but he still got a lot of basketball ahead of him. Yeah, I don't know. Well, I know Denver ain't letting his ass go. He gonna have to. He, he, he gonna have to be there now.
Host
He about to get. He about. What is, what is he eligible for this year? He's eligible for an extension. Probably close to 300 million.
Joe
Yeah. Yeah. No, he gonna get that. Wait, he gonna sign that and go right back over to his ranch. Yeah, with his horses.
Ocho
That's all. That's all he care about. Playing basketball and them damn horses, boy.
Host
No, Jordan is not six for six. Jordan has six championships. He has five MVPs. So I was. That's what I was living. Kareem is six and six. Six finals, win six rings, six MVPs. Kobe is five and, and, and one. Five titles, one MVP. LeBron is four and four. Shaq is one, is four and one. That's what I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm not saying how many wins you have in the finals. I'm saying the chips.
Joe
Shaggy only got one MV. You mean Shaq only got one MVP.
Host
He only got one regular season MVP. He has three Finals MVPs to go along with the four regulars. With the four titles.
Joe
Damn. I thought he would. I thought he. I thought he would have more than that, considering how.
Host
Remember he lost. He lost to Steve Nash when he was down in Miami.
Joe
Right. Well,
Host
eligible for a four year, 290 million dollar extension.
Ocho
God damn. Wait, that. After this season? This season?
Host
After the season.
Joe
So he gonna sign that this summer?
Host
Yes. Chat, listen to what I'm saying. When I said six for six. Kareem has six regular season MVPs, six titles. Jordan has six titles, five regular season MVPs. Magic has five titles, three regular season MVPs. Bird has three titles, three regular season MVPs. Are you following what I'm saying? Or. I mean. Or do you eat crayons? I just need to know. So. So did you. Did you get stars and cookies for grades? I'm confused now because I made it abundantly clear. I said LeBron is four and four. He has four titles, four regular season MVP. So tell me what. What you're missing, Chat.
Joe
I think. I think the way you broke it down just then, they got it. They should have.
Host
Damn. Cause I'm wondering, Joe. I. I'm Just wondering. Somebody got certificates and not diplomas for graduation.
Joe
You said, hey, you saying they got them paper turkeys hanging on the wall?
Host
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ocho
They ate. They ate crayons, huh?
Host
I'm just. I'm just saying, because clearly, George, six for six, this guy. I said, guys, we're talking because Max Kellerman said, because he has one title, he didn't mention the MVPs.
Joe
Right.
Host
I said, because look at the MVP, look at the guys. And I said, joe, I said, look at the guys that's in the top 10.
Joe
Yeah.
Host
What do they have? They have titles and they have mvp. Multiple titles.
Ocho
Right.
Host
Everybody that we look at that are the top 10 player has multiple titles.
Joe
Yeah, absolutely.
Shaquille O'Neal
Right.
Joe
Hey, he. He got some time, though. He got some time.
Host
Oh, for sure, for sure. And his. And. And Joe, his body. And because he doesn't rely on athleticism, he can play for a while.
Joe
There you go.
Host
This is what is so ex. So impressive about LeBron. Because LeBron was so athletic, he had to reinvent himself.
Joe
Yeah.
Host
Tom Brady is a prime example. Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, Drew Brees never relied on athleticism.
Ocho
Right.
Host
So when they got slow, who cared? They weren't running away from anybody anyway.
Shaquille O'Neal
Right.
Host
Yeah.
Joe
Right.
Host
Even they was in year three, they was running seven flat 40. So now when they. For 38, 39 Ocho. And they run an eight flat 40, who cares?
Ocho
Right.
Host
It's the guys that relied on athleticism, as that starts to wane.
Ocho
Yeah.
Host
That you run into the problem.
Joe
Yeah.
Host
And you really have to reinvent yourself in order to like to stay at that level. That's why it's so hard when guys are so athletic and all of a sudden they have an injury, Joe. And you know this. In basketball, a guy that's super athletic and he has an injury, it's hard for them to ever be the same.
Joe
Yeah.
Host
Because they become so reliant on their athleticism.
Joe
Yep.
Host
That's why Bird, if Bird back didn't go out, Bird could have played better because he wasn't relying on athleticism.
Joe
Yeah.
Host
And because Jokic isn't reliant on athleticism,
Joe
he gonna be able to play for
Host
a long spot, Joe. Another three to five years. Yeah.
Joe
He gonna be able to play for a long time. He could. You know, because a lot of cats who are super, who are naturally just God gifted athletically, from what I've seen, Uncle Oo, they ain't really had to work on their game like that.
Ocho
Right.
Joe
You know, because they just been so much gifted than everybody else. Now you get a cat who ain't as gifted athletically, but he work his ass off. Yeah. He'll be around for a long time.
Host
Yes.
Joe
Hey, hey. I ain't telling y' all what I know. I'm telling you. You know what I done seen. Yeah.
Host
Yes. Check this out, guys. Malik Willis threw out the first pitch at a Marlins game today. Let's take a look.
Joe
Oh, Damn.
Host
What was that,
Ocho
man? Hey, Malik, Malik, don't. He never. He might say he never played. No. No. Baseball. Uhuh.
Joe
Oh, man. Hey, hey, y.
Ocho
Hey, it's. It's funny, though. You see him throw that baseball right there like that?
Joe
Yeah.
Ocho
Watch. Watch him throw a football. And watch how it look, man.
Joe
Hey, when you got athletic ability, you. You should be able to do that.
Ocho
You should be. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Joe. How. Hey, how far is that mound from the plate?
Host
What? 60ft, 6 inches?
Ocho
Hey, hey, Joey, I don't think it's that easy.
Joe
Ocho, Ocho. I threw a first pitch out in Yankee Stadium. Homeboy straight across the plate. Don't play with me.
Host
You fastball right down the middle, and
Joe
I'm surprised y' all can't find it. Right down.
Ocho
I got to see that joke.
Joe
Yankee Stadium right down the pipe.
Ocho
I got to see that, Joe.
Joe
Yeah.
Ocho
You know, listen, if you don't have a. If you don't have a baseball background, you know, throwing from. Going from 60 with. However far it is away, it ain't.
Joe
Well, listen, hold on, hold on. Well, you know, when they. When they select you to throw out the first pitch, you don't just walk your ass out the stands, too.
Host
You better be. I've been practicing.
Joe
Yeah. They let you. They should let you go down like I was down. Hey, look, I'm down there with Jeter and Rodriguez and all.
Host
I'm down there.
Ocho
Oh, yeah, you get some work in, man.
Host
What you talking about? Hold on for a second, Joe. Ash. What? How far is home plate for the picture behind the home plate?
Ocho
I don't know what she said.
Host
I don't know. It's 60ft, 6 inches.
Joe
Yeah. Hey, Joe, what's happening?
Ocho
Hey, that. I'm not. Not that. You just mentioned that. Hey, Unc, you think the Reds will let me throw out a pitch?
Host
The Reds or the Marlins? You a home guy. Time got the Marlins.
Ocho
The Reds or the Marlins? Either one.
Joe
Yeah, yeah, I like that.
Ocho
Cause, you know. You know, I used to pitch back. Back in the. Back in the league now.
Joe
Oh, here you go.
Host
Here we go.
Joe
Joe, I bet you can't even make it reach the plate.
Ocho
Well, Joe, I throw about 102. Joe.
Joe
Now you don't. Joe, all right? Hey, you may throw 102, but that ain't controlled.
Ocho
Ain't.
Host
Don't worry about it going nowhere near the plate.
Ocho
It's gonna get across that plate. Hey, you know, Joe, I was a five tooler in high school.
Joe
Now use a what?
Ocho
Five tooler. I did. Did everything shortstop. I could play out a lawnmower, a
Host
edger, a hole, a rake.
Ocho
Hey, hey, y'.
Jacob Goldstein
All.
Ocho
Hey, listen, I can't help it because I was athletic.
Host
Oh, we saw your athleticism on full display. Everybody saw it while you talking.
Joe
Yeah, every.
Ocho
Every Sunday at 1:00'.
Host
Clock.
Ocho
That was me.
Host
Yeah.
Ocho
Yeah, every Sunday at 1 o'.
Host
Clock.
Ocho
Matter of fact. Hey, I got. I got Sunday league, too. Hey, Uncle Joe, y' all need to come to my game.
Joe
Sunday league?
Ocho
Yeah, I play soccer at Kendall Soccer park every Sunday, so y' all need to come support.
Host
Oh, Joe, you probably won't even hit 65 miles an hour with the throw the ball.
Ocho
Hey, that's disrespectful, though. Serious.
Joe
Hey, I bet you I know you can't get in that batting cage and hitting that.
Ocho
Oh, I don't want no part of that, bro.
Joe
You scared, Joe.
Ocho
I don't want no part of that. You hear me? Now, listen. Hey, I'm one thing. I know I got some sense. I know I play around a lot, but I got some sense. I don't want. Don't put me in no batting cage. I don't want nothing coming at me. Anything over 80. 80 miles an hour. No, sir.
Host
You probably ain't hitting 80.
Ocho
Oh, I. I could have tell you that. You ain't gonna hit it either.
Host
I can hear a.
Ocho
No. No, you can't.
Host
What you want bet?
Ocho
No, no, you. No, you can't. No, you cannot.
Host
Oh, yo, just cause you can't die. He don't want me or Joe.
Ocho
Hey, ain't nobody on this chat with a mic in front of their mouth. Hitting 80 miles an hour with no batting cage. I tell you that.
Joe
I can.
Ocho
No, you can't.
Host
I can hear that.
Ocho
Hey, now, that's something we need to go do because ain't nobody. I'm. I'm. Oh, I could be real about it. I'm being. I'm being. I'm being honest.
Joe
You being honest.
Host
That has already seen you on display with your athleticism.
Ocho
Yes, I told you every Sunday at
Host
1 o' clock in football. And he can't do nothing outside of football. It's unbeknownst to me who.
Joe
I'm.
Ocho
I'm better at soccer than I am in football. What are you talking about? I don't care nothing about basketball.
Host
Unfortunately, we didn't play no soccer games. But you look like trash in all the other games that you replay.
Ocho
I look great in those games.
Host
No, you.
Joe
No, don't do that.
Ocho
Don't do that. I did. Just because y'. All. Just because y' all won, I trash you in bowling. What you talking about? He talk about looking bad, and I
Host
whipped him in bowling. First of all, I won the first game, but I tore my meniscus and so I wouldn't be. I wasn't able to get down like I was supposed to. But you can't beat me in no damn boat.
Ocho
That's your excuse? You cannot beat me in nothing, man.
Host
Joe, I got a torn meniscus to prove it.
Joe
That's your fault, Ocho. You act like we didn't just have some. We didn't just play some games. And you went over.
Ocho
That was three, four months ago. Why y' all still talk about that?
Host
But it happened. That's what I'm saying.
Ocho
When we gonna do. Why are we waiting so long to do something again?
Joe
Because y'.
Ocho
All.
Host
Y' all gonna.
Joe
That.
Ocho
That's y'. All.
Joe
Y', all.
Ocho
Y'. All.
Host
He mad. Not Joe. He big bad.
Ocho
Now I'm half of what. I'm just saying. Can we do something new? Y' all still talking about this old ass stuff.
Host
What you want to do, Ocho?
Ocho
I want to play pool. I want to do ping pong. I want to do darts. I want to throw in the ax. Like, let's do something else.
Joe
Ocho. You can't.
Host
You ain't.
Joe
Your pool game ain't like that. I know it. I can tell.
Ocho
Hey, Joe, you doing too much talking. That's how I know you're not good at it. That's not even part of your game. Talking. I'm ready, man. Ping pong, please. Like, what are we talking about?
Host
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Podcast: Nightcap
Hosts: Shannon Sharpe, Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson (aka Ocho), Joe
Date: May 2, 2026
Episode Focus: Playoff basketball collapses, NBA legacies, wild moments in sports, and classic Unc-and-Ocho hilarity
This episode of "Nightcap" is a no-holds-barred, late-night breakdown of the NBA playoff drama, with an especially sharp focus on the Orlando Magic's historic collapse against the Detroit Pistons, the Raptors’ last-minute survival, and a debate around Nikola Jokic's all-time ranking. Shannon Sharpe and Ocho, alongside Joe, serve up irreverent, passionate, and insightful analysis on what went down, why it happened, and what it means. From on-court meltdowns to legacy conversations, and even a foray into first-pitch disasters and Ochocinco’s soccer side-hustle, the trio gives their colorful, authentic takes—always keeping it all the way real, “Unc & Ocho” style.
[03:04 - 20:12]
Memorable quote (Shannon/Host, on momentum swings):
“Now your booty sucking on lemons because it’s perking up. It’s tight… It’s tight, though. You know what I’m saying? It’s tight. It’s tight.” [07:09]
Takeaway: Orlando froze under pressure, Detroit’s resilience and Cade’s leadership shone, and the collapse was of epic proportions.
[21:31 - 32:33]
Memorable quote:
“Scottie Barnes played 48 minutes, Joe… That’s what it takes sometimes.” (Host/Ocho) [32:04]
Takeaway: Toronto demonstrated grit; the upcoming Game 7 is pegged as a toss-up—and the hosts put pressure on the superstar guards of Cleveland.
[43:10 - 52:12]
Notable exchange:
Takeaway: Jokic’s legacy hinges on more titles. Despite stats and MVPs, one chip isn’t enough—defense and rings separate the real legends.
[54:03 - 57:56]
[36:03 - 39:36]
[All Throughout]
| Topic | Timestamp | |--------------------------------------------|------------------| | Magic’s historic collapse vs. Pistons | 03:04 – 20:12 | | Raptors’ OT win over Cavs/Game 7 talk | 21:31 – 32:33 | | Jokic ‘Top 10 all-time’ debate | 43:10 – 52:12 | | Malik Willis Marlins first pitch segment | 54:03 – 57:56 | | Ochocinco’s soccer team & tourney talk | 36:03 – 39:36 | | Trash talk/off-field challenges | Throughout, esp. 57:56 – end |
The show is lively, audacious, and irreverent—true to its "hangout with Unc and Ocho" promise. It features authentic barbershop realism, emotional reactions to playoff craziness, and plenty of side-bets and story digressions. The panel’s chemistry makes recaps feel like a sports debate among old friends who aren’t pulling any punches.
For listeners who missed the episode: If you want to know why NBA playoff history tilted, how to define a legend, or just need a laugh about footballers trying baseball, this Nightcap delivers the goods. Skip the ads, stick around for the postgame real talk, and count on Unc & Ocho to keep it 100—win, lose, or collapse.