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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Claimed Saturday that the potential rematch with Manny Pacquiao would only be an exhibition. Jasmine Tour CEOs Manager CEO of Manny Pacquiao promotion and the event producer fired back strongly opposing saying Floyd is in breach of the contract. Floyd signed not one, not two, but three different agreements on three different dates. Two different parties that ultimately got intertwined in a month of January. And this is all related to his return to professional boxing. First one October 24, the second one November 6, the third one December 14. He received money for all three agreements. What do you say? Not only that, but he has taken out an advance on his purse to fight Pacquiao
Joe Johnson
got your ass.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hold on. Manny Pacquiao said he does not want to put the record if he's scared not to put the record on the line professional boxing match, not only should they have never executed these agreements. Oh, this is what Pacquiao manager said. If he's scared of Manny, of Manny and does not want to put the record on the line in a professional boxing match, not only should he have never executed these agreements, but he should have just come right out and said because Manny ain't scared. Yeah what do you deduce from what's going on?
Unc Ocho
Hey, I mean, it's unfortunate that that has come to. What has come to. Obviously, when we, we first heard about him having, having a three fight deal, we understood why he's having a three fight deal. I gave my name to people that he could have fought, that could have helped him if he, if he was in financial crisis and, and needed to recoup some of that money back. And Manny Pacquiao was one of the names. I, I, it's crazy that it's even got to this point. I don't, I don't even know what to think. Think about it. At this, at this point, obviously, signing multiple deals and getting in advance and having them pay you ahead of the fight, I mean, like, I, Is that normal? Does that, does that happen?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I mean, you. Yeah. Oh, Ocho, I've known players that, that they burn through their money, they take out an advance on next year's salary.
Joe Johnson
Nah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yes.
Unc Ocho
Wait, hold on, hold on.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Wait, wait.
Unc Ocho
Bring that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hold on.
Unc Ocho
Time out, time out. Bring that back to me one more time.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I've seen guys, I know guys, I'm never gonna put this business out there that, that go through the money that they made in 25, that they got to take an advance out on 26 salary.
Joe Johnson
Yes, man, I hope ain't, no, I hope ain't none of this true, man. I, I know they, they're pretty much quotes, but I hope Florida ain't in that predicament, bro.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I, I hope so too, Joe. I hope so too.
Unc Ocho
I just, if you think about it, I mean, I love Floyd, I love the lifestyle. I love Floyd the boxer as well. But when you look at the way he lives life, you look at the way he does things, the entourage, the women, the jewelry, the bags, it's almost impossible. And you would understand that, Joe. You would also understand it's impossible to, to maintain a lifestyle like that when you're not still fighting unless you got
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
200, $300 million coming in. It's impossible, you know, I mean, because you got money going out, well, you
Unc Ocho
don't have enough coming in to maintain it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I don't care how much you make. Ocho, how much did you keep?
Joe Johnson
Right? There you go.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
How much you make? It's how much you keep. So imagine you make, you make a billion dollars. So in other words, he lives in Vegas. If he made a billion dollars, he made 630 million. Now, that's what he made. What is his lifestyle? When you got two jets, you got people you know, they said that he had people to wash his cars, even the ones that he wasn't driving. Thousand dollar haircuts got made. You got entourage. You flying all these people. I mean, I've never seen Floyd out in public without six bodyguards.
Joe Johnson
It adds up.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They ain't working for free.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
So we. All those Hermes bags. How many of those big Hermes bags, though? He got the crop. He got one Himalayan. The bags start out about 150. Go, probably the 3, 405. He probably got 50, 10, 15 of them. How many watches? Probably got 40 watches. The report that they filed, what you call them, a. A lawsuit against him. He got a $1.4 million worth of jury in Florida.
Unc Ocho
Damn.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
This past summer. Ocho, how many. Ocho. Okay, you want a Bugatti? Good. Ocho, do I need four Bugattis? Do I need ten Rolls Royces? Do I need five Ferraris? Do I. I'm just. I'm just saying, how much is enough? Because let me tell you the problem that you run into. If you only become defined by what you have, what happens when it goes away?
Joe Johnson
Hello.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Let me explain something to you. Chad, listen to me. Just stay with me for a little second. A lot of times, athletes run into problems because what are they defined by the sport they played? Now, all of a sudden, no show the crowd, there's no clapping. Now all of a sudden, this is not a 10th year man from the University of Oregon. This is not a 10th year man from Arkansas. This is not a 14 year vet from Savannah State. So when the. When the applause stop, when the adulation goes away, who are you? See, when you play football, you play basketball, that's not who you are. That's what you did, right. See all that stuff, a lot of times, Ocho talk, I can speak to you personally. Growing up, how I grew up, I wanted certain things then I got. Didn't change who I was. I wanted to change how people looked at me.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Unc Ocho
Now,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
at what expense? At what cost do I need an excess. I need 15 of this and 25 of that. You want to buy a watch? Okay. I ain't got no problem. I like watches. And it.
Unc Ocho
It's. It's hard for me to fathom because you already know how I am, Uncle Joe. People in the chat, you know I am when it come to money, you know what I am when it comes to spinning. So it's hard for me to even wrap my head around him being in this situation. But I also understand how and why, based on what I've seen. Over the years. And I'm. And I'm hoping, you know, for his sake, I'm hoping those fights are made. I'm hoping he recoups as much as he can and understands that you got to pull the reins back a little bit. You already, Floyd Mayweather, you don't have. You don't have to wait. You don't have to prove anything anymore to anyone at this point.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Ocho, you've been eating caviar for the last 10 years. How you go back to eating, Buying a sausages, how you eat by potted meat. How you eat baloney hocho. You can't eat no ham.
Unc Ocho
You don't have a choice. You used to have a choice.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You know, what about them seafood towers when they got them big old crab claws, them big old shrimp, the cocktail strip with that cocktail sauce? Yeah, you used to order them. Let me get like, three of those. Now all of a sudden, guess what. Nah, I'm just good with the bread and the Caesar salad.
Unc Ocho
You got to. You ain't got no choice. You. You ain't got no choice. I mean, I know you have to listen. You have the name Money Mayweather, therefore you have to live that style and that image has to match exactly what your name is.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
But you see, once you start that, what?
Unc Ocho
You got to keep it up, Keep
Joe Johnson
it up, Gotta keep it up.
Unc Ocho
But it's impossible.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
It's just.
Joe Johnson
Hey, that's just like you starting off. You starting off with that girl, you leave with money. You buying all kind of gifts from junk.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You show up, you show up with a Birkin, you show up with a go. So if you show up with a Birkin, where you go from there? What's out of the Birkin? Hey, you better show up with a coach, you better show up with a case.
Unc Ocho
At least you can work your way up, work your way from.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
The first trip we go on, we go to the Maldives, we go to the Mori coast.
Joe Johnson
I don't know how you go. I don't know how you gonna top
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
that the next day. Hey, shout, you got to take me to heaven, baby.
Unc Ocho
Hey, hey. That's one of the worst things to do, Uncle Joe, is you leave with money and you show off in the beginning, and then now her expectations are that over time and it's impossible to keep up. It's impossible to keep up with doing that over and over and over. It's impossible.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, I. I just. I just hate it. I agree with you, Joe. And. And I think we all. I think we all can speak I just hope none of this is true.
Unc Ocho
Right?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
But there's just been so much that's been coming out. Coming out. And I told O. I said, ocho, think about it. You at this age, you gonna put that undefeated record on the line. That's his whole thing, Ocho. The whole thing is undefeated. Yeah, the whole time. That's why he said, no, no, no, man said, no, no. I want to take. I want to be the one to put that one on there. I want to put that blemish on that record. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This ain't no expedition. Exhibition.
Joe Johnson
Exhibition.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I ain't play play.
Unc Ocho
I want to fight.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, that's a tough one now, bro.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm just.
Unc Ocho
Everybody don't get us, Ocho.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You got to. And I understand, Chad. I understand about taxes. Uncle Sam, the only mofo that don't work and get half your money.
Joe Johnson
Hello.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
He don't do ish, but got his hand stuck out, and I get it. I hate paying that quarterly payment. I hate it. But you ain't come to get my stuff.
Unc Ocho
Listen, it's a select few. Give me Uncle Joe. It's a select few that sit high and look low when it comes to them taxes. They make their own damn rules, huh? You. You. You're not hearing what I'm saying. Make their own rules. They do as they please. But when it come to us, you ain't got no choice. You got to pay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You got to pay them, boy. Hey, they got Leona Helm's List. You worth a couple of million. She said poor people pay taxes. They said we put rich people in jail, though.
Unc Ocho
She went to jail.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Come on. Absolutely.
Discord Caller 1
She did.
Unc Ocho
How long she had to do?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
She did a couple of months. You ain't do that long. But it's just a matter of fact. You got a billion dollars.
Joe Johnson
Hold on. He talking about a couple months. Ain't that long.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
What, a day? A day. A long time. When you got. When. If you got any amount of money, imagine. I mean, somebody would. That making 500,000 go to jail. Imagine you a billionaire and you. You eat that. I don't know. Maybe they gave her a special. A special diet or something. I don't know. But no, man, I just hate this. I really do. I really do. I enjoyed watching the man box. He was phenomenal. But I just. I just don't know. You, you. You. You made 1.2 billion. Let's just say for the sake of argument, uncle Sam took 600,000. Let's just say for the sake of Argument Ocho, you spent another 300 million. I tell you what. Oh, you know what I'mma say you know What? You spent 400 million. Live lavish. 400 million. You still got two left. Oo.
Unc Ocho
Damn.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Even you put that. If even you put that in. In something middle school. I mean, hey, I. I ain't trying to hit it out the park. Just give me that 6% every year, you hear me? I can live off. I can live off the interest. It never touched the principal and it still grows exponentially.
Joe Johnson
Everybody don't have a simple lifestyle like that though.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Damn. You know,
Joe Johnson
money Mayweather,
Unc Ocho
you got to maintain the image, huh?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Damn that image. Emmy go broke, okay? You worry about keeping up the jones. And the people they go, hey, he ain't got no. I don't.
Joe Johnson
Hey, man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay, got it. Nope. I'm driving the 2012 Range Rover. A 2020 BMW. Show is.
Joe Johnson
It'll keep you right, Keep you safe,
Unc Ocho
get you from point A to point B.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Exactly. As long as you don't put me downside the road.
Joe Johnson
Hello.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And if it do, guess what I got AAA car I called ass. I'm gonna sit right up in the car. I ain't getting out the car. Pull me to the dealership.
Unc Ocho
Damn.
Joe Johnson
I know what you mean, boy.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Man, I. I think we all did that a little bit early in our career. We got it. Go get them fancy cars. You know, back in the day, Joe, the convertibles. The convertible. The thing you got. Hey man, why you got a convertible? Hot as it is? They need to see me.
Joe Johnson
Yeah,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
they can't see me. I got the windows right. It's tenant. I don't know who this is.
Unc Ocho
Yeah, what did you say? They got to see you.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They need to see me. I pulled right in front of the club and hit the top. That thing laid back like neo.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Unc Ocho
That's a good one,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
man. I had a convertible. I ain't had a convertible in 15 years.
Joe Johnson
Oh man,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I just. Hey.
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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
All right, we're gonna get out here on this time for our final segment of the evening, it's time for Q and A. Before we go to the super chat, we got five video voicemails from my discord. Let's take a listen at the first one.
Joe Johnson
Hey, what's going on? Unk, Ocho, ISO Hope all the Nightcap fam is doing well, being blessed and highly favored. My question was, my name's Chad. I'm coming from Denver, Colorado, and my question is, I'm an author of fiction books, erotic books, sci fi, all kind of stuff like that. All fiction. And my question was, what would you suggest for better marketing for me to get my name out there? And it's Chad WBooks, by the way. And I also have a YouTube channel. All right, thanks.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Ocho, the marketing guru.
Unc Ocho
I heard him, Uncle.
Joe Johnson
I heard him.
Unc Ocho
I heard him. I heard something about he writes a book and he's trying to think about.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
He write books, Sci fi, stuff like that. Yes.
Unc Ocho
Listen, that's right up my alley. We talk about Mark, we talk about Martin. So what I'm gonna do, I'm envisioned. I'm writing a book. How do I get that said book out publicly? Creative. Creative mind. Having some type of video or some type of video or some type of format using social media. But when you create that, that, that. That video or way to get your book out there, how are you going to catch the people's attention? It has to be something grabbing. Something has to grab their attention to understand that you have a book coming out, whatever it is. Especially visuals. Visuals, visuals. Nothing too long. It's just something short. But it has to grab you right away, whatever it is. I'm speaking from a marketing stand. Marketing standpoint. That's the only thing I can think of.
Joe Johnson
It has to grab you right away because people lose interest quick now.
Unc Ocho
Quick, quick, quick, quick.
Joe Johnson
You know, if he. If it's too long and drawn out, they. Hey, they gonna go on to the next. So I agree with you on that, Ojo.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Social media is the quickest way to get something out now, man. Twitter, ig.
Unc Ocho
Hey, but think about everything. You just think about everything you just said. All the social media platforms, right? It's so much content scrolling back and forth, back and forth, and you scroll. It's always a video going up. What is it about that video, whether it's on Facebook. It got to grab you right away. It got to grab you.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yep.
Unc Ocho
So I'm not sure the context and. And. And the type of books that he's right. He's written. But whatever it is, it got to get you. It got to catch you right away.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Here's our second one. Let's take a listen.
Discord Caller 2
What's up, Ocho, man? Congratulations on 2 million subs and stuff, man. But, man, what's up? When we gonna get nightcap out here in okc? Man, I ain't got no Laportier out here. We ain't got none of Ocho cigars, man. We won a championship last year. We finna win this year, man. Come on, man. Can we get some Laportier and some cigars out here from y'? All? Or even. Even a nightcap on the road out here, man. That's all we asked for. I know. We small marketing stuff.
Unc Ocho
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I mean, look, there's a. There's. There's a lot goes into it. When we select the city that we're gonna go to, obviously we look at the analytics, we look at where we think we can have some success. It doesn't do us any good to go somewhere, Ocho, where we don't think we're going to be successful, just to go there.
Joe Johnson
Right?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
It's a huge undertaking to put one of these things on, to get a building, get security, get the team out there. It's a huge undertaking. And I can just imagine that's just for a live. So can you can imagine what, a concert? Yeah, so we'll. We'll look into that, bro. I. I don't. I don't really make. I can't make you any promises. We're kind of looking at probably trying to maybe do something maybe in summer, maybe do like a three. A three city tour, but it's just a huge undertaking. And. And. And to do it, to do a tour and to jump right back into football season, because that's what kind of what we did, Ocho. We went. Did the tour and then we just right back into it, man. And I know. I know you want to exhale.
Unc Ocho
I damn sure when you think about it, right? You talk about exhaling, when exactly would that exhale be, you think? This year?
Joe Johnson
I. I think. I think for y', all, it'll probably be late June round birthday. He normally like to be out around his birthday.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I do like to be out, but we got. We no remember, we got the World cup now.
Joe Johnson
Oh, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
So July.
Unc Ocho
Oh, July.
Joe Johnson
Okay, listen, hey, look, look, look. Whenever y' all take off, just. Just you gonna hold it down. I promise y'. All. I got y'.
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Joe Johnson
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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
3.
Joe Johnson
I got something these folks want to see now.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay?
Joe Johnson
I got something three folk want to see.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I sure can use B3. Yeah, I might need three months off while y' all bull. Hey, y'.
Joe Johnson
All.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey. I have no gray. I have a legal gray. Look at this.
Unc Ocho
Well, hey, well, you looking like Santa Claus now, boy.
Joe Johnson
Hey, hey, hey, look good. Hey, look good on you. It look good on you, man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I appreciate that. All right, here's our third one. Let's take a listen. What he had to say, Ocho.
Discord Caller 1
I show and steal.
Joe Johnson
Hello.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Now.
Discord Caller 1
Y' all be playing crazy, though, bro. Oh, I turned 21 next month, and I'm saying I've been watching for, like, two years since I've been like, 18. So, like, so much game I didn't acquire from y' all boys in ISO. Like, same with you, brother. Like, just so much game, y'. All Put me on, bro. I appreciate y'.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
All.
Discord Caller 1
I support y' all with whatever.
Joe Johnson
You hear me?
Discord Caller 1
Whatever situation you in ever again. I got you, bro. Go check my Twitter receipts. I was. I was fighting for you.
Joe Johnson
You feel me?
Discord Caller 1
When that whole. Yeah, yeah, but it's 26 now. It's a new year. I'm free. You know what I'm saying? But, nah, most definitely not gonna be 21 next month in May, and then in June, I'm going to Vegas, so let me know some food, spots your boy can hit up. See, I'll be 21, so let me know if got any adult yoga. As Ocho would say, Places just check out.
Joe Johnson
Slow down, Turbo Man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Look here, Joe, you right. I was thinking about my birthday, Joe.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, all I. All up. All I'm saying. Hey, let's see. April, May, June. I got about 14 weeks. All I can just see myself is looking over the balcony.
Joe Johnson
That's it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Look at the balcony. Looking at the waves slap up against the beach.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm just saying. My man. I appreciate that, man. I. I really appreciate the support the. The. The fans, the Nightcap fans, Club, Shay Shay fans, everybody that supported me have been so, so supportive, and I can't thank you enough. Obviously, my family and my closest friends that have been there, Ocho and Joe, I really appreciate you guys and everybody that's on the team. It's been. It's been a tumultuous ride. But, hey, sunshine follows Rain man. What? What? What someone. What God has for you, it won't miss you.
Unc Ocho
And then one thing. Joe and Unc. Boy, when the last time you took a flight? It ain't been no turbulence. Come on, now.
Joe Johnson
There you go.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You're right about that, man.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
But, hey, boy, look here. That was a stretch there, man.
Joe Johnson
I was like.
Discord Caller 1
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That was really the only time, guys, to be honest with you, that I was going through something. I can just imagine. I said, man, I wish heaven had a telephone. I could call Granny and say, granny, I'm gonna be okay. Okay. I could call and tell my grandfather, papa, you had a little boy that you raised. Yeah.
Discord Caller 2
All right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm going be okay. It's tough right now. Don't worry. Don't worry. If tele. If heaven had a telephone, those are two people I would have called, man. Cuz I wanted him to know it was okay and that the baby was gonna be okay. Ah, fifth one. Here it is. Let's take a listen. What is it, the fourth or fifth one? Fourth. Okay, just the fourth one. Let's see what he has to say. Just want to hop on here real quick to congratulate Y' all for 2 million subscribers. UNC Ocho, and still King ISO, Ash and the rest of the team. And real quick, Ocho, who is your soccer jersey plug, bro?
Unc Ocho
Hey, my soccer jersey plug is classic shirts, retro kits. Sometimes I go. I go on. I go on safari. I'll just hit vintage kits, vintage kids, 1970s vintage kits, 80s vintage kids, 90s. Like that and that. That's how I get most of them. So I think I bought every. I mean, obviously, I've been collecting since what, 2000. Since 2000. Collecting juries over the years. So I've been doing this so long, I have literally almost every kid in every team possible. I have track jackets like I have on tonight. From every team, obviously. Have every. Every club, regardless of league city. Ah, la liga, epl, bundles. I got it all.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Need to bring them throwback jerseys back. I got all them. God, they gonna throw back jerseys.
Joe Johnson
Oh, you still got throwback.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
NFL and baseball.
Unc Ocho
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe Johnson
You still got some.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, some, man.
Joe Johnson
I had a. I had, like, one of them big army duffel bags. I'm talking about full of football, basketball, jersey. Somebody stole my whole bag, bro. I probably had over 100 some jerseys. And no lie.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Damn, I bet I got that many. I'm talking about Dave Winfield, Padres jersey. Kareem Abdul Jabbar, Milwaukee jersey. Bob McAdoo, Buffalo Braids jersey.
Joe Johnson
Hey, hey. It was once upon a time, Tommy Nobis. Hey, it's once upon a time. You couldn't be caught outside without one of them on, boy.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You couldn't, man. I. I mean, I. I got. Hey, bro. I got him.
Joe Johnson
All right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Our last and final one. Let's take a listen. What he had to say.
Discord Caller 2
Oh, I saw.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Man.
Discord Caller 2
I got a quick question for the nightcap fam. Or not the nightcap fam. My bad. ISO. Specifically, can you tell me about that 2014 Eastern semifinals with the Nets? Man, you got some dogs on your team. You had Dwell, Paul Pierce, kg, Sean Livingston. Talk to me about that playoffs matchup in 2014. And y' all have a good night, man. Thank you and God bless.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Appreciate it. Is that when y' all played the. The Heat? Joe?
Joe Johnson
Nah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we played the Raptors. We played the Raptors in the first round, and we were a 7C. Uncle Ocho, the Raptors was a 2C and we won seven games with them, beat them game seven, and end up playing the Miami Heat right After that, playing with Paul Pierce, kg, Darren Williams. We had Brook Lopez that year, but he got hurt. He broke his foot. And see what. That's what a lot of people don't know. Like mid season, Brook break his foot, and now KG got to play the five. We had Paul at the four, so it made us faster. It made us a little more unpredictable because we just had guys dog who just wanted to hoop, and we was able to turn that thing around, man. We started off the season, Uncle Ocho 5 and 15 on the front of Sports Illustrated. I'm talking about getting slack every night, and I can't make this up. And then Brooke got hurt. Brooke and D. Will got hurt, and we went on the run. Ended up getting back to.500. And like I said, we ended up making a postseason and having a great run. But those tough times, you know, man, when you playing on a team like that, bro, you know, it bring you closer together or it divides you, but it brought us closer together, and we was able to make a playoff push. Just unfortunately that we ran into LeBron and D. Wade and Chris Bosh, Miami Heat team.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Man, y' all need to go ahead on, man. Y' all bet this chat, boy.
Joe Johnson
Chat.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
What happened?
Unc Ocho
What happened?
Joe Johnson
They tell me every kid of a band.
Unc Ocho
What's wrong with him?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
What happened, man, I ain't doing that now, but man called it. Nah, hell no.
Joe Johnson
Ojo. Angry, retarded.
Unc Ocho
Hold on, I'm gonna go to the chat.
Joe Johnson
Nah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Jujitsu. 83. Ocho. Just curious if you hung out with any major soccer players. If so, then some cool dudes all whining on the field. Kills me, bro. Love.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Unc Ocho
I mean, I. I mean, obviously, no. Damn near damn near all of them at this point. Bridging the gap. Being able to meet most of the players was. Was easy because of contractual obligations, you know, through the NFL with Nike and obviously Reebok and Adidas. So I was able to meet everybody. Everybody cool. And, you know, the rolling on the floor, I mean, I know y'. All. Y' all hate it. And you complain all. They always falling, but they give you time to rest, too. Some of. Some of the times, it's. It's clock. It's clock killing, but it give you. It give your teammates time to rest.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Ron, for me, question for all three. Was there ever a moment in your life where you felt like giving up, but didn't? And how did that moment change you as a man, not just an athlete?
Unc Ocho
Well, I ain't. I ain't never got to that point. On having. Wanting to give up. Me neither. I got too many kids. Boy, hey, that's not even a thought.
Joe Johnson
It wasn't even. It wasn't even necessarily kids for me. I'm speaking, you know, from the time I was in college, Obviously, being Prop 48, not being eligible, can't practice with the team, can't play with the team. So, you know, those things I had to do to kind of stay in shape until I got eligible. But quitting?
Unc Ocho
No.
Joe Johnson
Nah. I never. I never was at that point to where I was like, man, maybe this ain't meant to be. Hell, no. I was willing to go through hell and high waters to get to where I was trying to go.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
For sure.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That wasn't even an option. I mean, I think I. I think the last year was probably the toughest it's been, But I just remember what my grandfather used to always say, boy, hey, you closer than you think.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
He used to always tell me we'd have something, and it was. It was so. It. Man, it was so heavy. I was such a little boy, and it was so heavy. And he said, just don't put it down. He said, just don't set it down, son. He said, you closer to where it needs to be than what you think you are. And I just raw. I just always play that. Okay, Shannon, it's almost over. It's almost over. Your. It's, it's. It's. You closer than you think. Yeah, closer than you think. I just played that over and over in my head. And I can just imagine when the people on the ark. It rained for 40 days and 40 nights. They probably thought it was never going to stop raining. I felt that seemed like one thing after another after another after another. But like you guys said, I got so many people counting on me.
Unc Ocho
Not even an optional and not even a thought.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No, no, wait, who. No, I'm not gonna turn into a lot until everything I told my grandmother on a Dying on a death base. Who gonna take care of them? Who gonna take care of my kids?
Unc Ocho
Hey, I, I.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Who gonna take care of my sister? Who gonna take care of my mom? That's my responsibility.
Joe Johnson
Nah.
Unc Ocho
You ever had an issue, Uncle Joe? Y' all ever had an issue with mental health before?
Joe Johnson
If I did, I ain't.
Unc Ocho
Same, same, same thing.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You ever had a. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you can't sleep okay? I mean, just.
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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Just up all night tossing and turning like you in the storm. You in the storm, Ocho.
Joe Johnson
You in it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And you're like, hey, just let that will be done. Ain't nothing else I can do. I'm in it now. Yeah. Big Dale, 79 love the show. Ocho ISO rock town. Can I get a shout out? It's my baby girl's birthday. Happy 13th birthday, Ivy. Daddy loves you. Absolutely. Big dale. Ivy, happy 13th birthday. A teenager. Yeah, like that teen that being a teenager. I ain't 12. I'm 12. I'm about to be a teenager. You're a teenager, Ivy man. Congratulations. Stay focused, keep your head up, stay prayed up. Good things happening down the road. Happy birthday, Nino Rogers. Yo, Ocho ISO. Congrats again on 2 million. I've been rolling with y' all since the fourth grade watching those NASDAQ commercials. Hey, you can't even spell die. Jones, you're an inspiration. You know, thank you very much. Who is that with? I'm trying to think. Who would I do that with? Me and Jason Seahorn shot that commercial. Your mama pays full commission. You don't even know how to calculate a p. A PE Ratio. I think. Might have been Charles Schwab. Might have been Swab. But appreciate it, Nino. Marcus Mack. Nightcap family. Can you shout out my son, Jason Gibbs? He just got back from college visits for his senior year. Can y' all wish him good luck on picking a school? Much love. Great job on 2 million. Absolutely. J. Zon, congratulations. Hey, just got back from college.
Joe Johnson
Business, man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, that means you did something right while you're in high school. Make the right decision. Pray about it, he won't lead you wrong. Trust your gut and continue on this road to success. Marcus, we appreciate you for watching and supporting. It's people like you that make Nightcap all the worthwhile.
Joe Johnson
Yes, sir.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Aaron Owens, which team do you think will take a bigger leap next year? The Hawks or the Hornets?
Joe Johnson
The Hawks. But I'm gonna tell you, why the Hawks. Because Jalen Johnson, I don't even know if he entered his prime yet. Uncle Ocho.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No, he know.
Joe Johnson
So if he had 22, 23 points a game this year, you know the leap gonna be about 26, 27, he gonna be at about 26 a game next year. You know, he. When I watch him play, he still has a few things he need to work on as far as. Especially his go to moves. When it come down to stretching basketball games under five minutes. When we put the ball in your hands, sometimes you're gonna have to go to that back down and be able to have a back to the basket game. Because of his height and his athleticism, he should have at least a move or two that he can go to. And that post to where I don't care who garden. Well, it might be women. You ain't gonna be able to stop this. You know what I mean? So I think once he. Once he understands and figure that out, it's gonna take his game to a whole nother level.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Real Chris Moore. Love the show. What are your thoughts on Memphis coach Charles Huff saying no music in practice? Joe, what's common? What's what? What normally happens at practice?
Joe Johnson
Man, listen, we. Hey, look, like I told y', all, I played in Miami. I played with the Miami Heat. You know how structured it is over there. But we always had music in. In. In. In. In practice, man. You know, that was a way for guys to kind of get loose, You Know, for whatever reason, you competed a little harder. Understanding the vibe was nice. Man, nobody want to be in no cold, quiet gym, man. We trying to. Hey, we want to get loose.
Unc Ocho
Hey, that's basketball, too. Would have co said that, yes. Yeah, yeah, you gonna. You're gonna. As crazy as it may sound, I
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
guess I, I, I mean, I, I see. I guess now in football, guys, y' all have practice? We only had. We only had music, Ocho. If we're on the road for crowd noise, we never had music like some people be having music. Yeah, we didn't have that.
Unc Ocho
They had music every warm up.
Joe Johnson
Damn. Well, he said in practice, right? He said right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
So I'm thinking basketball.
Unc Ocho
Hey, yeah, well, I can see some. Some people goddamn leaving now. Well, what you. We running? What y' all running? We running the prison or what? No music, man. Please.
Joe Johnson
They've been doing that because I know they've been playing. Well, so if they've been doing it without it, they might need to keep it.
Unc Ocho
Hey, hey.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No, He a footballer.
Discord Caller 2
That's football.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
He the football coach at Memphis.
Joe Johnson
Oh, oh, in Memphis.
Unc Ocho
Different.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yes, but still.
Unc Ocho
But still, music has always been a part of, you know, out there in stretch line in the locker room, surround sound system.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Well, I, I ain't never. I ain't never had that.
Unc Ocho
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
What?
Joe Johnson
You ain't never had what music played in. In practice?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Nope. Only time we had music, Ocho, on the road. Crowd noise.
Unc Ocho
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That's it. We ain't have no music.
Unc Ocho
That's a little too much.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, damn. What happened?
Joe Johnson
What happened?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Ah, I better did something.
Joe Johnson
What?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
What happened? You know how we play the crowd, how to play the crowd noise? So they put a, you know, a CD in there for cloud. So they have a CD for crowd north,
Joe Johnson
what you done done, man?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
How about I took the CD out, put two Live Crew. Check this out. I gotta have the worst look ever. As soon as they're about to start the crowd noise, Coach Reeves and his daughter get out the car.
Joe Johnson
Oh.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And hit the button.
Unc Ocho
I want to walk. I want to walk. I want to rock.
Joe Johnson
Hell, no.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Lord have mercy.
Unc Ocho
Hey, that's funny.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm glad. Who did? I don't know who. I don't know who did, man. What y', all, man, y' all play too much. I gotta admit. It was me. Hey, I was a rookie, too.
Unc Ocho
You did that as a rookie?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I a have else to do. No, it was my. No, it was my. It was my second year. Oo. I never forget. We was on the far Field, too.
Unc Ocho
Yeah, that mean.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, that mean of all the time. Them people could have come, why they come then?
Unc Ocho
You had to be real.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And why y' all come back there? Why y' all going through the front?
Unc Ocho
That mean he was real comfortable then.
Joe Johnson
I a have.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I a have the out your man, you know? Know. I guess that's why I don't play now. Boy, I guarantee he'd cut me if he knew it was me. Yeah, he could.
Unc Ocho
You think so for that?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hell, yeah. Absolutely. Yeah.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
TS car wash detail service. Chris Carter had the best hands in the league. I would probably say Cece or Brandon Lloyd. It's close. Yeah, it's close. Now this is pre technology. And the tactified gloves that they play with now, Ocho.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, Yeah.
Unc Ocho
I mean, we. We forget about Larry Fitzgerald.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, but Larry played in. In the tactified glove era, too, though. Brandon Lord and CC ain't have that. Brandon Lloyd did. Yeah, but he played in regular glove. Yeah.
Joe Johnson
Hey, what you mean when you say regular gloves, though, man?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
The gloves so. Them gloves so sticky now, man. Lord have mercy.
Joe Johnson
That's why you're able to do them. That's why they. Yes, them Newmans.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You weren't catching nothing.
Unc Ocho
One hands had that nice leather, though, boy.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, they did. They did.
Unc Ocho
You put them on. That's a good feeling with them Newmans, man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They need to make. They need to make a tactified glove that's a. A cold weather glove like the Newman's. Because you remember, Ocho, the Newmans had the really ones when it got cold and they had the thin ones. They need to make a tactifier glove.
Unc Ocho
And you think they still sell Newman gloves?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I don't know.
Unc Ocho
Let me. Let me google that, because them you probably can find.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Used to fit.
Unc Ocho
Good boy.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, I've never. I haven't seen them.
Unc Ocho
I haven't seen him in years either. I know when I first got to Cincinnati in 2001, I seen a few of them in the locker room.
Joe Johnson
They still sell them?
Unc Ocho
Yep, There they go right here. Newman. Newman Tactified receiver gloves. 49 from Sports Depot.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, they got tactified so new. We got it on. Got on them to take the fire. Tactification. Wow.
Unc Ocho
They only got. They only got two colors, black and white.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I was gonna see you. You better take the word right out of my mouth because my brother had a deal with him for a while and they. I ended up having. They sent me a pair. They sent some to me, and I had my number on the thumb. Official Febreze Hey, Unc. Ocho ISO. Cupcake mama. I'm only 27, but I'm hot and ready like Little Caesar pizza.
Unc Ocho
Hey, that's for you. That's for Unc. Hey, Joe. Hey, Joe.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That's. No, no, no, no, no. That's for Cupcake mama. You remember, Cupcake said she had just got out of a marriage and she was looking for somebody, but these guys out here was playing, so he said that. Hey, he 27.
Unc Ocho
Okay, okay, okay.
Joe Johnson
He said he's single, ready to mingle.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, Cupcake, you hear that? Kevin Boat Knight. Ocho ISO. If you could play in each other's respective league, what position could you see yourself playing there? Joe, you play football? What you gonna be?
Joe Johnson
I got some hands. Okay. Oh, Jones, I'm be. I, I'm being that tight end spot.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Joe, you might be a little bit too tall. You might have to be a quarterback.
Unc Ocho
Joe, he called for that, too.
Joe Johnson
I got, I got a nice little arm on me. What are you talking about?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Can you beat Badger Joe at 6, 9, go across the building.
Unc Ocho
It's one thing to be big, but too big of a target is not a good thing.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You know, they take. Hey, they taking my knees right out.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, I ain't going to play no game with them boys out there.
Unc Ocho
To think.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I don't. I mean, look at 62, we could be number. I'll be, I'll be a rebounding point guard. That's all. That's the only position we can play. Oh, we can't play.
Unc Ocho
I probably play the two, huh? Six, three, you know, can shoot that thing mid range, put it on the floor. You know, I play, I play with my back to the basket if need be. Come out the pick and roll. Hey, you know, pop and shoot. I mean, what you need me to do?
Joe Johnson
You don't take me for that kind of player. Ocho, I think I look at you like a energy hustle guy. You know what I mean?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Come in. Yeah. He gonna be like, hey, don't do that.
Unc Ocho
Respect me like that.
Joe Johnson
No, no, no, no. They, they pay good.
Unc Ocho
No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm making top dollar like I did when I was playing in the league. So therefore, it has to transition to exactly what it is in basketball.
Joe Johnson
Listen, you go make top dollar. Cause you gonna be a disruptor. You ain't gonna let your man catch the ball. If he do catch the ball, you gonna harass him.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They gonna. You'll be T.J. mcConnell.
Unc Ocho
No, I, I, I'd be like, listen, I, I won't Be disrespectful. I won't be Kobe. I won't be Jordan. But I'd be like. I'd be like Kyrie. I'd be. Hey, listen. No, I'd be like Kyrie. See, Kyrie has a Pacific skill set. He's.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, Kyrie can score.
Unc Ocho
Score, too. I scored in the NFL. Listen, Kyrie is known for his handles, right? He has the best handles of all time. When they talk about football and Rob, who do they. Everyone say has the best feet of all. See? So I'm Kyrie best feet all time.
Joe Johnson
Okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No, Joe, Joe, I got the perfect pick. Guess who oo go be. Who? Jose Alvarado.
Joe Johnson
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Listen, that's you.
Unc Ocho
Okay, Pick it up to me.
Joe Johnson
OO with them.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
With them feet.
Joe Johnson
With them. Quick feature. You gonna lead the league and steal. They gonna pay you. They gonna pay you good money for that. Look, I tell you one thing. They ain't gonna want to see you coming, boy. They gonna be like, no oo car be tonight. I don't want them problems.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, you gonna be like Gary Payton. Gary Payton.
Unc Ocho
I'm an offensive player. Joe. You. You can't make. You can't. I can't go offensive. Play in the NFL. And you put me on defense in the NBA, I'm basically. I'm basically a six.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You have to play both of them.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, this ain't like the NFL.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Your ass out. What are you talking about? You gotta play both.
Unc Ocho
Don't play both ends. I'm gonna be like, Luca. What you talking about?
Joe Johnson
I'm a score.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Nah, you ain't gonna be like, score.
Unc Ocho
I'm 35. 40 a night.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You. You ain't like Luca.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Anthra D. Coleman. I love to see ISO on Club Shaysha or have his own podcast. Okay, okay, Antoinette. We see if we can. We can see if we can work out.
Joe Johnson
Never know, never know, never know.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Congrats to 2 million organic subs. I turned 35 at 12. And the older you get, the more you realize how blessed you are to see another year. Man, you're exactly right. Because you get to a point in time, and you realize the only thing there is to do is to get old. And that's it. And before I get too old, if you say, hey, hey, Joe, the chat said, oh, you're gonna be finances out of the kufo, y'. All this, brother.
Unc Ocho
Who's that?
Joe Johnson
Listen, the same player who I told you you was gonna be an energy. You won't get a honey. You gonna get a thousand Claps a game. Yeah, that's gonna be you. Oh, they're gonna pay you.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. Give you a good. To give you a good. A blowout one way or another. You in the game.
Unc Ocho
Y' all doing the comparisons wrong. You're supposed to compare it as if I'm the same person I was in NFL. You naming all these people that don't even do nothing in the NBA. That don't make no sense, Ocho.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
But you're not gonna be that person.
Unc Ocho
Take the skill set as if I was Ocho and I'm an NBA player. Y'.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
All.
Unc Ocho
Y'. All. Y' all name all these. These people that ain't nobodies.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No, they suck.
Unc Ocho
No, they know they not. No, they not. They're not comparable to how it was on the field. Now, hey, listen, y' all about to piss me off now.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That's all right. You rather be pissed off or pissed on?
Unc Ocho
Hey, matter of fact, speaking of being pissed on, you ain't never did that?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No. What? Man, you better get out. Boy, please.
Unc Ocho
Hey, uncle, let me tell you. Get you. Get you. Get you a shower curtain from Target. Lay it on the bed. Put a little baby on a little baby oil.
Joe Johnson
You took a golden shower before.
Unc Ocho
She never like no joke on your head.
Joe Johnson
Oh, no.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, hey.
Joe Johnson
You got to be a freaky dude to get all that. I ain't that freaky
Unc Ocho
YouTube. I' ma send y'.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
All.
Unc Ocho
I'm gonna send y' all my pamphlet. Y' all gotta open up Pandora's box.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Pandora keep up. I keep Pandora box closed. The only thing Pandora I'm open is that. That. That music?
Unc Ocho
Yeah. Hey, hey, Joe. Hey, that's good healing, too, Joe. Is good for your body.
Joe Johnson
What you. What you mean is good for your body? Like. Like inflammation.
Unc Ocho
Yeah. Hey, all the swelling. Take the swelling right out your knee. You hear me?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm gonna stay swollen. Hey, gout ain't that bad if somebody got a pov.
Unc Ocho
Yeah, y' all gotta try. Hey, y' all ain't living, man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
We are living.
Joe Johnson
Oh, Joe.
Unc Ocho
Like, y' all don't. Y' all don't want to do nothing every. Everything y'. All.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I don't want.
Unc Ocho
Everything I mentioned is like. No, no, no, no, no, no, man, let the girl pee on you.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Mentioned some bull Jack.
Unc Ocho
Tell a star that your forehead and work her way down.
Joe Johnson
Man, what's wrong with this dude, man?
Unc Ocho
Y' all gotta live, man.
Joe Johnson
I'm living. I'm living, too. I'm having a good time.
Unc Ocho
You think you having a good time?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Am I. Now you know. Okay. I happen to tell you that. Hey, good time to hold you about to be 58. Good times. They gonna say nothing. But I. I gotta. You gotta draw the line someplace. Gotta draw the line.
Unc Ocho
Actually, you don't. You don't have to draw the line.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yes.
Unc Ocho
We have one life to live. I. I need you to live it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Well, you don't deal like that's plenty. If you did what I did, that's plenty twice.
Joe Johnson
But ten men ain't it, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I still got some every night, you know. Oh, D. I would. Got this shot today.
Joe Johnson
Oh, look, he feeling good.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Look at ain't 100. He said by the time that third one, probably about a week or two after that third shot. Say, you should feel a big difference.
Unc Ocho
Okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, I did. Hey, did my bench today, which.
Joe Johnson
Hey, hey, what you do? You do slow, eccentric when you come down and.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, I do time under tension.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay, so I'm. I'm doing like 1, 2, 3, 4 down. Yeah, pause at the bottom. Back up. I did 275. Yeah. 12. I'm feeling strong.
Unc Ocho
Wait, hold on. How many for 12?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
275.
Unc Ocho
That's like. That's like.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay, okay. You ain't gonna do it.
Unc Ocho
I'm in the gym. I'm in the gym tomorrow at 6am if you need me to post a video.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm talking about. I'm saying you got to take 275 down. You got to go 1, 2, 3, 4.
Unc Ocho
Why do I have to go?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Why do I have to go so slow?
Unc Ocho
Why don't I just do it normal?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Because it's time on attention. Because, see, I ain't trying to do what I ain't. See, I ain't trying to do all the heavyweight. I'm trying to just. Hey, get that good old stretch.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Check him out. Check him out.
Unc Ocho
Hey, Joe, don't do that. Cause me and I'm the same size right now, Joe.
Joe Johnson
There ain't no way.
Unc Ocho
Hey, Joe, you want me to come about this. This AC Milan jacket.
Joe Johnson
I already seen what you got going
Unc Ocho
on, so, you know. You know, I ain't too far off now.
Joe Johnson
No. Okay. Hey, look. Pause. But I got a little more girth than you. You know what I mean?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Joe Johnson
I said pause.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Are you okay?
Joe Johnson
I said that's not possible.
Unc Ocho
Don't. Don't even. You need to find some. Find another word or something.
Joe Johnson
Joe, y' all body type. Y' all body types are different, Joe.
Unc Ocho
I can get that size.
Joe Johnson
You can't pack on what Unc. And pack on.
Unc Ocho
I can, Joe. It's because I only eat one time a day, Joe. I don't eat enough.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And after. After, after, after. She already told you, sir. You know, you ain't got that kind of fishing equipment.
Unc Ocho
Yeah, I ain't. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's. It's the opposite. I tell you, uncle, I told you how you keep a 12 if you don't spend no money? Cause let me hear this.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You a tongue fool master. That's how you do it.
Unc Ocho
That could only get you so far, huh? Listen, I'm not one to brag.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Jo Tip the joke. He did thing for the booty hole to the nose. That's what I'm saying.
Unc Ocho
Come on now.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
From the. From the back there to the nose. Every hole in between, he'd have had.
Unc Ocho
Are you supposed to start at the bottom and work your way up?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Huh?
Unc Ocho
I got. I gotta. I gotta teach y'. All. Y' all ain't. Y' all ain't. Y' all ain't living right, Joe.
Joe Johnson
From the root of.
Unc Ocho
Hey, Joe. I'm telling you, Joe, you married right. You gotta spice things up. Get you some candles, right? Put a blindfold on them, huh? You hear me? Put a blindfold. You take the wax. Take the wax. You know, let the web. Oh, man. Boy, I could teach y' all some things.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Where you put the wing here? Your joker have said, don't even take off his clothes. She naked. You know what? Naked. That ain't no good trade off of me. This fully dressed. Oh, no. Yeah. Hey, so you already know what time
Unc Ocho
it is that sometimes I do that. Sometimes I don't even have to take my clothes off because. Hey, Joe. Listen to me, Joe. Sometimes it's all about mental stimulation. You hear me?
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Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Unc Ocho
Because once you. Once you. Once you mentally stimulate the mind, you know, you ain't got to touch them, huh?
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Unc Ocho
I'm telling you, Joe, I got a YouTube tutorial on how to please the female species.
Joe Johnson
Huh?
Unc Ocho
Like National Geographic. Joe, I'm all over the place. Yeah, man. Joe, I'm telling you, boy, I do some crazy stuff. Joe.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah. Let me down yet? So I'm gonna stick with that. 876 younger Ocho. I'm. I'm an upcoming Jamaican streamer. Do you mind coming out to the wide receiver workshop to get some behind the scenes content, please?
Joe Johnson
Oh, that.
Unc Ocho
That's a good one. That's a good one.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm.
Unc Ocho
I'm not sure what the. What security is going to be like, I'm not sure with, with what they, who they. What they already have. As far as, you know, from a content perspective, who they're going to have coming. So I'm, I'm not the one to really ask about that. If you look at my Instagrams and look at the management in which the email. When it comes to business, they will let you know if it's okay. So go to my Instagrams and you'll see Doug Sanders and you, you'll see, you'll see it up there. Just reach out to them and they'll let you know if it's okay or not.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Real sports talk. Oh, Cho, you that dude. But the Hawks beating the Celtics in seven. It's like Ocho gonna pay. Unc that 5,900.
Unc Ocho
Wait, see Joe? See what he just said? I told you. He said the Hawks not beating the Celtics in seven.
Joe Johnson
Listen, I said they gotta change.
Unc Ocho
Oh, my bad.
Joe Johnson
You gotta fight it. Ain't no landslide. When it come like the house gonna.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They.
Joe Johnson
Hey, they gonna surprise some people. Now why
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Arizona? Ron4 Do y' all think Wimby would go number one in any draft class in NBA history? Everyone is at 18 again. Y' all take it Wimby,
Joe Johnson
I'm not
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
sure he goes over Kareem or LeBron.
Unc Ocho
That's a good one.
Joe Johnson
Now we're not with Cleveland having that number one pick. No and no.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Y' all gotta realize, like Kareem. Kareem lost two games in college. He's a three time most outstanding player. He freshmen couldn't play. Then when Kareem was a freshman, they couldn't play in the ncaa. His freshman team beat the team that won the national championship.
Joe Johnson
That lets you know how great he was three times.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They didn't have the MVP. They call it most outstanding player. Yeah. And LeBron. But for the most part, yeah, it's hard. It had been interesting if he came out with Shaq. People don't really see people. Y' all look at Shaq now and y' all probably look at him when he was in Boston or Cleveland or maybe even Phoenix. Go back and look at Orlando. Orlando in his first couple years in la.
Joe Johnson
Boy, man, listen, I take you back farther than that. Go watch that man at lsu.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, man, he was. He ridiculous in lsu.
Joe Johnson
Go watch him in lsu. That man almost was going to blows with people every game because they were fouling him so hard. But he was just. The thing is, you look at him now, you see how big he is. But he was so agile.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yes.
Joe Johnson
I'm talking about could move. For a guy his size, he wasn't no big.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Still that seven 1, 3, 2 5. Shaq could not touch him. Couldn't un touch him.
Joe Johnson
He real man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Burner count two ISO. What were you thinking with number five? Put that tape by three line and the dunk con 06 dunk contest. And then jump from nowhere near it. When?
Joe Johnson
What now?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
He said, I guess Josh put that tape by the three point.
Joe Johnson
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the year before I got here when Josh Smith won the dunk contest endeavor.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I was there.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I took a thousand dollar Clinton Porter. So he talking about he wasn't gonna win. I said, you know what? I'm gonna take. I'm gonna take him. I'm gonna take the dude from Atlanta.
Joe Johnson
Hey, man, let me tell y' all something. When you talking about one legged jumpers, Ocho.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
You know, you talk about the LeBrons, the. I don't know if y' all know who James White is, but James White, who.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Who could.
Joe Johnson
Who was unbelievable, but Josh Smith. One leg.
Unc Ocho
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
And six, nine. Ocho, that boy was getting off the floor. You hear me? That boy getting off the floor, man. His one leg. Serious.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Sean Smith. Tell Oko. Tell Ocho to say, where's my super suit?
Unc Ocho
What are they trying to say I look like Fro. What's the name? Frozone.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Frozone. Yeah. Papa Smurf on you as an elite route runner. And Ocho, what Does Marvin Harrison Jr. Need to do in order to improve Ocho? I need you personally to invite him to the wide receiver workshop. Much love from the age.
Unc Ocho
Honestly, I would like. I would like him to lose weight. Get all that muscle. Muscle up off of you. Yeah. Two muscles to me. You know, you're not. You want to be agile, you want to be as. As small as possible, as limber as possible. So you're able to be, yeah, you know, elusive like you were at Ohio State. If you look at him, Ohio State. You look at him now, man, he done got so. Damn, you know, you know, so big. You know, I think it's taking a. A little. A little bit away from his game. And what made him special at Ohio State. I'm not sure whose idea it was to put that much muscle on, but I. I'm losing that muscle and. And just getting back in that lab, man. He gonna be all right because we've already seen you do it. We've already seen you do.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. Shadow 08102 million subs. And ISO don't got no nightcap light. What's up with that? And turn and turn it on. Unlike Ocho. Cheap ass.
Joe Johnson
Hey, hold on.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hold on.
Joe Johnson
Why? I'm glad they brought that up because I just ordered me one, but it's gonna take a couple weeks for it again.
Unc Ocho
Where you gonna put it at, Joe,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
man, I sent you a. I sent you a. A note about a nightcap light. You ain't responding.
Joe Johnson
You sent me a note?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yes.
Joe Johnson
On ig.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yep.
Joe Johnson
I ain't see it. My bad.
Unc Ocho
Hey, hey, Joe, where you gonna put yours at?
Joe Johnson
I'm gonna put it back here on. On this wall for right now. I got a wall. That's why I got this wallet and kind of switch some things up.
Unc Ocho
Hey, you know what you got to do. You know, it don't look right with the white wall. Man, I need. I can't wait to this Get. Oh, my bad. I can't wait to this bul.
Joe Johnson
Oh, man, I got. I got. My. My sign gonna be nice, though. It ain't gonna be yours. Look like a Waffle House or something back there. Mine gonna be way nice than that.
Unc Ocho
I got the same one.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Uncle.
Unc Ocho
I just. My. My camera. I don't know how to. To do the settings in my camera so it doesn't look distorted.
Joe Johnson
I'm gonna check. I'm gonna check it out on. I'm gonna check it out on ig, what you sent me. I normally don't. Don't miss nothing on there, but. Yeah, I'm gonna have to see what you didn't send me. It's a. It's a sign. It's a. It's a sign. Where y' all got Charles from? Yeah, I might check it out.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. Classic codes. Ocho. I want that work. Six rounds on Brand Risk. Let's get active Sick. Oh, he said what? That work? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh.
Joe Johnson
Yo, ain't need to be worried about no six rounds with Buddy.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
He ain't gonna go too with you, huh, Joe?
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
There you go.
Joe Johnson
Hey, you don't need to be looking toward no other fight right now. What you need to be worried about is ISO.
Unc Ocho
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
Yeah. You catch these as soon as I put them on you.
Unc Ocho
Hey, Joe.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah?
Unc Ocho
It ain't gonna be pretty for you, boy. You hear me?
Joe Johnson
Man, Please. I see. You see what you see with old Dora Fedora done the one time.
Unc Ocho
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe Johnson
You seen. You seen that picture?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That.
Joe Johnson
That video I showed you the. The post game with Keith Thurman? Was talking about some. Oh, man, the fight was just getting good.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Is it?
Joe Johnson
Man, please. That man couldn't even see. Almost.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Man, that joke out. Hey, that Joe got salami all side his eye. He got a knot on his head. I said, what you mean? I swear. Ocho, have you ever seen that? I ain't never seen no guy show up to the press conference with. With meat, with cold cut. Putting on his.
Unc Ocho
Trying to get that swelling to go down as fast as. As possible.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Bro, you know that's a meme now.
Unc Ocho
It sure is. It sure is.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hell no.
Unc Ocho
Hey, that. That's messed up.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Roddy here. What's up? Oh, I. So you can only choose one Ray or what's Love got to Do With It? Two Classics. Jam and Angela both did a great job.
Joe Johnson
Ray or what?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They unbelievable. Angela Bassett should have won Oscar for that role. Yeah, she looked like team.
Joe Johnson
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
She was built like that.
Unc Ocho
She killed that road, boy. She killed that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
But Ray. But Jamie Foxx is right. You thought.
Joe Johnson
Hey, you thought he was really right.
Unc Ocho
10 to 10,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Jamie. Because they say Jamie said he had lost weight. He went down to 157 pounds because that's how much Ray actually wore. That's how much he weighed.
Joe Johnson
Yeah,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
man, I love Angela Bass and Tina Turner. It was great. She did. She did. Like I said, she should have won the Oscar.
Joe Johnson
But yeah, that performance he did on
Unc Ocho
Ray, he killed it. The mannerisms, the movements, just. Just everything.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Don Cinco, 305. Are y' all going to live for draft night? Absolutely, man. Curvy Asian dog. Congrats on hitting 2 million. I just hit 42 years rotating around the sun on this beautiful earth. The past Saturday. It's a celebration.
Joe Johnson
God is great all the time.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Congratulations, Curvy Asia. 42 years around the sun. You're absolutely right. Unbelievable. You got your help. He woke you up this morning.
Joe Johnson
Hello.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
It's a great day to be alive when you consider the alternative.
Unc Ocho
Oh, yeah. Yeah, Joe, you need to think about the alternative. Hey. Hey, Joe, think. Cause I'm laid back, I won't lean forward. Huh? You hear me?
Joe Johnson
Yeah. Yeah, I think that's.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I think that's what you think.
Unc Ocho
Because I'm laid back. Why I won't lean forward, huh? Okay.
Joe Johnson
It's okay. Well, I'm show you. I'm gonna show you. When you play with my time and my money.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
What? What happened?
Unc Ocho
What's gonna happen, Joe? What's gonna happen?
Joe Johnson
I'm put them. I'm putting them damn knots inside your head. I'm just letting you know, I'm just letting you know.
Unc Ocho
Yeah, I like that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Various 117. Uncle Joe putting my gym hat on. What do y' all think about rams trading for AR15 and letting him be the successor to Matt Stafford, who is AR15?
Unc Ocho
AR15. Damn, that's a good one. Who went number 15?
Joe Johnson
Yeah, he talking about. He talking about damn, Austin Reeves or something.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No, not for the. Not, no. Hell no. That's the Rams.
Unc Ocho
AR15. Who's another quarterback?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Who?
Joe Johnson
Huh?
Unc Ocho
Hell no. My bad. No, Hell no. I mean no disrespect, bro.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
He's Anthony Richardson. He can't get no nickname. Anthony Richardson. Not no. AR15. No, no, no, no, no, no. You know, you don't get no nickname, you don't get no nickname. You got to earn a nickname.
Unc Ocho
Nah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That concludes this episode of Nightcap. We want to thank you for joining us. We greatly, greatly appreciate that. Y' all know who I am. I'm your favorite up. That is my partner and co host, Cincinnati great, former Pro bowl and an all pro. That is Chad Ochocinko. Johnson. Johnson and third member of the big three joining us. He'll be back again tomorrow night. Universal Arkansas alum, seven time NBA all star from the Atlanta Hawks. That's ISO. Joe Johnson. Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit the like button and go subscribe to the Nightcap podcast feed wherever you get your podcast from. Thank you guys for your support. Thanks for the 2 million and many more millions to come. Guys, looking to purchase a bottle of Shade by Laportier, head over to laportierconac.com if it's currently unavailable in a state or city near you. It is the best tasting premium VSOP cognac on the market. Compare it against others and you'll see Shaven Laportier is the best tasting cognac on the market. The Celtics beat the Heat 147 to 129. Jalen Brown had 43 points and Jason Tatum had a 25 point trip dub. We want to give a special thanks to Mike Washington Jr. Who joined us. University of Arkansas running back that's handed to the NFL draft. Wish him all the best and want to thank the very funny Gary Owen for joining us. A very funny comedian. Hey, if you come into a city near you, make sure you check him out. The guy is hilarious. I'm looking forward to seeing him when he comes to Vegas. I'm gonna check him out again. Thank you guys for joining us. I'm Unc. He's Ocho he's ISO. We're back tomorrow night. Thank you guys. Sam,
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Date: April 2, 2026
Hosts: Shannon Sharpe ("Unc"), Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson ("Ocho"), with Joe Johnson ("ISO")
Podcast: Nightcap (Shay Shay Media & Playmaker)
This episode zeroes in on the controversy around Floyd Mayweather's potential rematch with Manny Pacquiao, unpacking the contractual drama and speculating on Mayweather's finances and legacy. The remainder of the hour features a robust, entertaining Q&A with fans—touching on marketing advice, career reflections, sports anecdotes, and lighthearted banter reminiscent of locker-room camaraderie.
Key Points & Insights:
Memorable Moments:
Nightcap opens up to its listeners:
Format: 5 video Discord voicemails, plus live Superchat and chat questions.
Q: How should an indie author market sci-fi/erotica books?
Q: Why not OKC?
Q: Ever wanted to quit/give up?
Q: Mental health and hardship
Practice Music: Comparing NFL (no music) and NBA (music common) practice environments.
Chad’s Prank: Swapping a practice crowd noise CD for 2 Live Crew, almost getting caught by coaches. [49:44]
Old School Receiver Gloves Discussion: Nostalgic talk about brands like Neumann, changes in glove tech.
Positional Cons in NBA/NFL: Playful arguing about which position they’d play in one another’s sport (“I’d be like Kýrie!” – Ocho [56:33])
Relationship & ‘Freaky’ Banter: Ocho tries convincing Unc of unusual bedroom activities; erupts in laughter.
Strength Challenges: Ocho and Chad compare gym routines and diet, debate physical size (“I got a little more girth than you…Pause.” — Joe [63:09])
Superchats:
Authentically lively, alternates between hard-hitting athlete wisdom, heartfelt life talk, and classic “barbershop” humor. The chemistry between Unc, Ocho, and ISO is immersive, often veering into friendly rivalry, nostalgia, and unfiltered laughs.
This episode blends sports analysis and life lessons, with a deep dive into Mayweather's controversy serving as a springboard to larger discussions on money, identity, and the athlete’s journey. The Q&A section brings fans closer, with advice spanning marketing to mental health, and the trio’s banter delivers both inspiration and plenty of laughs. Whether you want sports insight or a good time, this Nightcap delivers.