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Fred Warner says Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow is the toughest quarterback he's faced in the NFL. 1,000%. Joe Burrow, he's just a dog. Like he's just for whatever reason, his makeup different than a lot of these guys in the league. You talk about competitive spirit. He got it through and through. Oh, you like that?
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Absolutely. Absolutely. A lot of people probably wouldn't agree with him because Joe's been hurt. But I'm saying for it to come from the best, best defensive player, maybe the best linebacker, one of the best to ever play this goddamn game come from him. It means a lot. And it always means a lot when you hear from, not from analysts, not from a pundit, not from an offensive player, but someone that has to stop and defend you. So coming from Fred Warner, it, it means a lot. Obviously we all, we all know Joe Burrow is one of the best in the game. Many will chastise him based because of his injuries, because of his inability to stay healthy. But when he is, he is one of the best in the game. And he's been a franchise altering, changing quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals. And he changed, he's helped change the culture. Obviously, we haven't won a Super Bowl. We went to one, but we've, we've kind of declined a little bit in our winning ways. But we'll be back. As long as we have him at the helm, we will always have a chance and always be in contention as long as he's healthy.
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I agree. I agree. Got to keep him on the field, though, Ocho.
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Got.
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Yeah, got to keep him on the field.
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That's been the hard part, Joe.
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Arizona Circle K manager allegedly purchased a 12.8 million dollar lottery ticket that was left on the counter overnight knowing its value and the company claimed it should be received the prize money. Now, this is what happened, Ocho. Yeah, I guess somebody wanted the tickets, but they didn't want it. So he's like, oh, they didn't know that was the winning ticket. Oh, take a listen. Let's take a look. He gonna tell us how it happened.
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A store manager at this Circle K in North Scottsdale found a 12.8 million dollar winning lotto ticket the day after the drawing and bought it for himself. Now, a customer walked into this Scottsdale Circle K the night before Thanksgiving, played their numbers and left behind $25 in tickets they didn't want, but the store had already printed. That night, one of those tickets hit the fourth largest jackpot in Arizona lottery history. The next morning, the store manager found out a winning ticket was still sitting in his store. So he clocked out, took off his uniform, walked back in as a customer and bought it for 10 bucks, according to court documents. Now, corporate found out they took back the ticket. Now Circle K is suing the manager and Arizona State Lottery, and the clock is ticking because that 12.8 million dollar ticket expires May 23rd.
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Damn.
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Oh, now this is confusing.
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Now who's not confusing? What happened was a guy came in to play tickets. They printed tickets like, no, I don't want those. Give me these.
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Right?
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The ticket that that left went unused. It was the winning ticket. The guy realized, damn, this ticket hit,
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yeah, I get that.
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Take off. He go, clocks out, comes back in, buys the ticket. He says, it's mine. I bought it as a customer.
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Right?
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But I don't think, I don't think they allow you to play if you. He's saying, I ain't a manager. I quit. I'm a customer. I was the manager.
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And this, this is the thing. What, what they can do, Joe, is remember how technology is chat. Y' all stay with me. Stay with me now real quick. So if technology can. Can go back and say. And tell who bought that ticket at said time based on the cameras that they do have.
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He didn't want the ticket. Ocho. It doesn't matter. If he said, I want 50 worth of tickets, they print 70 worth of ticket. I say, nah, I just want this 50. Yeah, 20 is there. It's just there.
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So you don't. You don't think the person who know they left them tickets there is not gonna come try to claim it?
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He didn't want it.
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He didn't want him. He bought. He bought. He bought a new set of tickets,
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Ocho, you know, I tell you what, you know how you go to the store and you buy some stuff you like. You know what? I only want this soda.
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Right?
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Right.
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I want these chips, and I don't want. I don't want this candy. And so you leave it there. Somebody's like, man, there's a ten million dollar baseball card in this candy. You don't get the claim. But you said you didn't want it.
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Yeah, that's funny. I'm curious to see how. How the. How the courts rule this one.
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It is. You know, they try to do that. They will steal the tickets because, you know, and it's like. But, you know, you got to go through that system.
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Hey, this.
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This is a quagmire.
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So.
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So it came out better because a lot of times what they do, Ocho, is that they get family members to come in and purchase.
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Oh, no, he know. He don't want. He don't want the family to know.
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Oh, he wasn't gonna see. He probably wasn't gonna see none of that.
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Yeah, you don't want your family.
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Hey, hold on, hold on. So just.
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Cuz he worked there, you can't purchase tickets. You can't buy lot.
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Okay, so another question is. So he knew that was the winning ticket when he bought it.
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Yes, because the thing was. Oh, the drawing was that night, Joe.
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Yeah.
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And so he like that ticket. We sold a winning ticket here. Oh, that's it. That's a ticket. Oh, yeah.
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Hey, hey, we going to court for this here, boy.
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We f. Yeah, they are in court right now. The court's about to decide. Yeah, but they've got to come to a decision. May 22, May 27, it expires.
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Hey, they probably gonna let it. They gonna let it carry out all the way to May on purpose.
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That's crazy, bro. Can you imagine?
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That's why. Hey, that's why. If they ever print overprint tickets, I said, dog, go and give it to me. I do. Yeah. Yeah.
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Hey, listen, can you imagine how Mad dude is, though, who originally was gonna buy the ticket, but he wanted his own numbers, probably. Oh, he pissed, of course.
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But if I'm not mistaken, an employee of an establishment can't buy lottery tickets at that. Now, I'm not saying that he can't go somewhere else. Yeah, they can't buy them there. But he's saying, I wasn't an employee. I was off the clock. I checked out and came back in and bought the ticket. I don't know how the course again. It's gonna be very interesting to see. It's gonna be very interesting to see because the store said circle K said, no, we got ownership of that.
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Oh, man.
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And the manager said, nah, As a. As a. I'm not an employee. I quit. I had checked out. I was off the clock.
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Right, right. Hey, I'm taking it. I'm riding that to the wheel. Fall off.
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That's a good one too, boy.
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But, you know, hey, that lottery man. 12.8 million. You only got 2%. I think it's Arizona. 2% state tax. Damn. You know, you probably walk away, Ocho. You probably gonna walk away by six meal.
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Oh, wait, six, seven, something like that. That. That's nice.
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Taxes.
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Yep. That's nice little chunk of. A nice little chunk of chains.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Damn.
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Mm.
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Hey, Bamboo Ocho. Joe, it's time to play a fade presented by prize picks.
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See what we got.
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All right, Joe, Tyrese, Maxey, at least seven assists.
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Hold on. Who they playing? They playing Indiana.
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Maxi balling. Boy.
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They. They at home or they they in Indy?
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Wordy in Indy.
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He gonna put them numbers up. I'm talking about scoring. He. I just don't. I'mma be honest with you. I'm gonna say nah. So that mean he got to get seven assists?
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He got to get seven.
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And Max is gonna put up about 35 points, but he ain't gonna have about four, five assists. I'm gonna keep it real, guy. That boy putting that ball in that hole. He ain't playing.
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What about. He had eight assisted last night. Oh, Joe, a joke. Did he?
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Yeah.
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And you know he got his counterpart, Edgecomb.
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Yeah, I know, but he. He ain't really know how assist guy. You know what I mean? Like, I ain't saying he can't do it, but he normally.
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He. He.
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Man, he. His eyes be like, AI out there. He be out there trying to get money.
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Oh, you tried to get buckets, man.
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That man trying. He trying to get 30 every night.
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So you saying. You said. You said, I'm going.
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I'm going under, guys. I'm going less. I'm going Less.
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All right, Joe. Joe spoken. Jared Allen will have at least nine rebounds. Yeah.
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Against the Knicks.
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Yeah. Cat gonna be out there shooting threes, so he'll be some.
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I got. I got him getting. I got him getting that.
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All right. Jalen Johnson, points, rebounds and assists, at least 42. Boy, you combine his points, rebound, assist, he'll have at least 40. He'll have more than 42.
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Oh, man, you can. Hey, that's good as money. You hear me? He gonna get that points, rebounds and assists for man. Yes, you can. You can count him in. He gonna have. He gonna have anywhere from 10 to 15 rebounds. And he probably don't have anywhere from eight to 12 assists, you know, points. He probably. Yeah, I got him in there.
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All right, going more. Desmond Bang will have at least 20 points more.
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Yeah, more. He been balling,
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so.
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Hey, I have. Why Desmond Bane looks so short, Joe.
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He got them short arms, Ojo.
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Yeah, that's all he. That's all he is.
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And plus the way he built. He's stuck cocky, you know, he's not. He's not long and angular like most basketball players. You know, most basketball player, like long limbs, lanky. Yeah, he built more like a football player. He built more like a running back.
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There you go, there you go.
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So he was 6, 2, 6 1.
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No, I think he about 6, 3, 6, 4.
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Okay.
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But you know, he got. He got short arms. He got, you know, he got that. He got that. His torso longer than his legs.
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So.
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Yeah, look, you know, most athletes, especially black athletes, we got short torsos. Long leg. You got long torso.
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Yeah.
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Hey, you know what? You know who he built like, who was that? Barney Rubble.
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He.
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Look, he built that friend homeboy, Barty Rubble,
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Man. Listen, hey, he be out there getting money though.
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Did you see him the other night against the Clippers, man? Hello?
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What you talking about, man?
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He nice.
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Oh, yeah. Hey, Uncle Joe, what's happening? I got a joke.
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Oh, you got what?
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I got a joke.
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Oh, Lord, here we go.
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Go ahead.
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Hey, Chat. Hey, hey, uncle, don't cheat now.
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Hey, go ahead.
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Why did the Uber. Why did the Uber driver quit?
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Why did the Uber driver quit? Yeah, yeah, he's tired of getting picked up.
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Nope, Joe,
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I don't know what you
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got for the Uber driver, quick, because he got tired of people talking behind his back.
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All right, guys, we're gonna get you out on this one. It's time for our final segment of the evening. It's time for Q. Hey Y. Kemper, Norwood Jr. Ocho, do you have a joke for us tonight? I'm going to see Mike Epson. May Kemper. He just got it off. Yeah.
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Hey, I got about 37 of them in the chamber. I just. I'm trying to. I'm trying to spread them out over the show so I don't run out.
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Jon. Ocho, you was right. Mayweather's going to fight Pacquiao. I think that whatever money he lost, he'll make up with this fight. I know. I'm going to watch. Yes. Yeah. Netflix. Netflix. Love live events. The way you become a serious, serious major, major player is that you have live events, mainly NFL football. What do we see on Christmas, Ocho? What do we see? A couple of days.
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Yeah.
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And if guess who's going to be a major player when that, when that CBA is up and you got to be it all over again for those packages.
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Oh yeah.
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And you see that they had the Canelo fight. They had the Jake Paul fight. It's not an accident.
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Hey, hey, what about you think Netflix will pick up these one on ones
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in which. With what sport?
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Basketball.
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Basketball?
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NBA, you guys? Yeah, probably.
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You think they would? Yeah, I'm trying. I'm trying to headline a match or two. It's a few dragons I want to slay out here. You don't talk about yes, huh? We're gonna have to holl at Netflix. Yeah, yeah. I got a few dragons I want to see.
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I don't know. Be easy. Say he been waiting on network man,
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you go get whoever you want to go get. Yeah.
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For LeBron. Hate your man Stephen A Skip Bayless and James Pole. Can you explain when Kobe quit in the playoffs, bro? This is how it works. If I like you, you can't do enough wrong to make me dislike you. If I don't like you, you can't do enough right to make me like you. It's really that simple, right? We see this going on with somebody that's sitting in in D.C. he can't do no wrong because whatever he does, I like you just that much. So no matter what you say, no matter now I just heard his. His Caroline Levitt. Who is this? What is her title? She is a what? What's the title? Yeah, Press Secretary. She said whenever President Trump tweets something from true social is policy is coming straight from the horse's mouth. That's what she said. Anytime. That's the one thing you have to love about this president. When he tweets something from true Social, it's the gospel. Take it as policy. Now when they tweeted that about the Obama's, it was a low level staffer. He passed that along to a low level staffer. You see how he did that, Ocho? And people that like there ain't nothing oh, the Lion King. That was a Lion King. I've seen a Lion King a thousand times. I ain't never seen no monkeys in the Lion King. So you see, if I don't like you, Ocho, you can't cure enough diseases to make me like you, right? But if I don't, if I do like you, ain't nothing you can do to make me dislike you. Wood Jack, 85, run the Route 84. Call it down. Still got it. Oh, cupcake.
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Mama.
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Oh, hey, she back. Oh, yo, remember, she had just got divorced. She said she was like this. She said she was out like a scout on a new route.
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Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
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Oh, Joe, here she goes. Oh, guys, I would never thunk it. After nearly 10 months, divorce, three years separated, not one serious suitor. What's going on? These streets, men play way too many games at this big to grown age.
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Hey, hey, listen, listen, listen. Oh, you might have to go get your husband back.
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Oh, no, no.
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That's what happened. They've been divorced for 10. Hold on. They've been divorced for three or 10 months, separated for three years.
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It's a rap.
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Hey, listen, sometimes. Sometimes you have to go outside to get a better understanding on why the people outside are single. Now you see why. So go ahead and go and get your husband back. Go ahead. Ain't nothing out there. Ain't nothing out there, Sis.
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We don't know why they got divorced. We don't. I mean.
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Yeah, well, I. I tell you what, we don't know why they got divorced, but they show. Ain't nothing out here because what you gonna. You go. I want to go back. I want to go back to the baggage. I already unpacked. I already unpacked that baggage. I know what come with that baggage. I ain't. I don't want nobody else. Baggage.
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Oh, me. Hey, Joe, I'm a nun. I don't want none, ain't looking for none, can't get none. I'm good. I'm good over here.
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I'm just telling you. Hey, Joe, I'm just being honest with you. Joe, listen. Sometimes. Sometimes we leave situations as if the grass is green on the other side. And we have to understand that if the people that were that good are available, then obviously that's not. That's not the reason. That's not the reason. The folks are available for a reason.
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Look, we've all been there. Everybody has gotten tired of somebody. You've gotten tired of somebody and somebody's gotten tired of you.
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Hello.
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That's just the way it is.
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Somebody got tired of me.
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Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. Hey, Joe. I told him I broke up. I broke up my college. I broke up my girlfriend. And I was walking around and Coach Davis asked me, say, son, what's wrong? I said, coach, man, me and my girlfriend broke up. He said, God dang, Holmes, what happened? I said, coach, we were both sick. And he looked at me like, sick. I said, I was sick of her, and she was sick of me. Because it get like that. Yeah, it goes that way sometimes.
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Yeah, it can get like that.
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Hey, but. Hey, cupcake. But here's the thing. What are you looking. Are you looking to get back into a relationship? Because here's the thing. You were married for an extended period of time, so you're looking at. You're probably looking to get back in a more stable situation. Yeah, you probably gonna have to. You probably gonna have to, like, understand that the first couple of guys you meet, they not. They not. They not where you are. And I think that's. That's. That's the problem that some people run into, Joe, especially now if you out there say, you know what, I was married. You know, I've been off the market. I want to let my hair down a little bit.
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Yeah,
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go have a look. I don't think you're looking to get right back into a. A committed relationship. I could be wrong. I could be wrong. You might be looking to get back into a committed. A serious, committed relationship. But I. I don't know what you. What you. What you telling the guys. Cause.
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Or what your expectations are out here.
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Hey, you know what? You know what expectations do? Huh?
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What they do?
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They let your ass down every goddamn time. Expectations always create disappointment. You know that, huh?
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Of course.
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Come on now. Hey, speak matter of fact. Hey, you ain't got. Boy. This might be perfect.
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What?
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No, no.
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What are you talking about? I mean, here this man go.
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You. I'm just saying. I'm just saying.
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She.
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I mean, I just told you I was a nun.
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I know, but she. She said she available. I'm just trying. I'm just throwing it out there, you know?
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Hey, what a man. Instead of be trying to play matchmaker with you.
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Hey, Joe, I just want Unc happy.
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Listen, he's single.
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I wasn't happy.
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Joe, he's single. He ain't lonely.
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Nah, I understand. I'm. I mean, he might. He might. I want him happy like me. Joe, I'm trying. I'm trying to jump the bridge.
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I'm happier than you, I promise. You. I'm happy to you.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, you ain't happy? Oh, yeah.
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Nah. Hey, you ain't happy to me.
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I'm happy. Huh? Boy,
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what happened? Talk to me. What you got over there, huh? What you got over there, huh? Talk to me. Hey, I got you.
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Hey, look, one thing about it. Uncle ain't fooling me over there.
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Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, Joe. We supposed to be getting married. Joe.
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What's.
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What's going on?
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Joe, man, I'm gonna tell you something. I can't get married.
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No. Yay. Oh, hey, Joe.
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Oh, yeah, I'm do that. I gotta. I told you.
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I told you.
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We doing this at 27. We walk. Hey, all us together.
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Yeah.
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All for one. One ball.
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Hey, trip triple wedding.
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Yeah, no, I'm doing it.
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Yeah. Hey, hey, listen, when we do, though. Hey, Joe, I'm coming in on the white horse. I don't know how y' all gonna enter. Coming in on the white horse.
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Hey, look, look, look.
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We need some. Some coordination with this. Then that mean me and Unc got to come in on the white horse, too.
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Yes, I'm coming. Hey, hey, Joe, I'm coming in on the red one. You do what you. You do what you want to do with that one. You do. Oh, y'. All. You do what you want to do with that one. I'm coming in on the red one.
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Hey, hey, that's gonna be dope. Nightcap, wedding. Can you imagine? I like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that.
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You know, all linen on the beach. Hey, no shoes.
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No shoes.
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No, I gotta have some shoes. I gotta have some shoes.
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We on the beach, huh? You got some ugly feet, huh?
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Yeah, I got. I got some dogs over here.
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Yeah, yeah, you got the vegetable feet.
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Gonna cover them up with that sand. Well, boy, I ain't gonna be walking around in no open toe nothing, Nathaniel, you hear me? It's too many miles on these feet, Ocho. Uncle Ocho. Too many pounds of these feet, boy. I ain't gonna lie to you all.
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That's starting to stop it on the basketball court.
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Yeah, I understand you, Joe. I understand.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Ain't no thang. Ain't no thang,
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Joe. Go to bed with socks on. Come on.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. When I was younger, I did Unc, but I'm too grown for that now. I can't sleep.
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Say forget it.
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Huh?
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Yeah, okay.
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El pray Ocho Senior. Boy, that Villarreal jersey. I'm on the Instagram. Let's make it happen. I gotta support Pippi.
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Yeah.
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Streets.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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You.
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You can't have. I gotta wear that jersey. I gotta wear that jersey for the tournament in May, man. I gotta wear that jersey.
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Real Chris Ford, don't forget. Jordan created his own golf course and foam informed deformed to his game in Florida.
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He did.
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No, I think he got his course in the Bahamas, isn't it? I think Jordan's court ain't that Jordan course in the Bahamas. I think it's in the Bahamas.
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I think he do got something in Florida, though. He got something nice out Florida.
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He got some at holes or nine.
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Hey, Joe. I've been working on my golf game,
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Joe, but now we already saw your golf game.
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I said I've been working on my golf game. I don't golf. I'm trying to get better.
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This dude here, boy.
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Hey, hey. You see?
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You see that?
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You saw that?
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I did, but you bending your left arm and so the ball. I kept it straight.
E
I kept it straight. Watch it again. Hey, watch it again. Watch.
C
Watch my arm.
E
Watch my arm.
F
Oo, well, that's a horrible form.
E
Yes.
F
That form bad, bro.
C
I. I didn't got too cocky, Ben. It's.
E
Hey, you heard me. I didn't got too big up top.
F
Oh, man, you heard me up.
C
Yeah, I can't.
E
I. I ain't got no flexibility because I'm too swole.
C
TS car wash detail service ISO. Please tell us a KB story playing against him.
F
Kobe.
C
Yeah, man.
F
I'mma tell y' all the story. We played the Lakers here in Atlanta, and I got to the. I don't know if I told this story, but I got to the arena. I get to the arena early. Now I got people in town because we play the Lakers. I got homeboys who want to come.
C
Just everybody want to come see co,
F
man, you know, I got to come see Kobe, man.
C
I got.
F
So I go up to our team shop and I go, you know, get some of my jerseys so they'll have some jerseys. I sign a few of them. I get up to the team shop. It ain't number Kobe Bryant jerseys for sale in Atlanta house team shop. I'm like, God damn. So, you know, as a Hooper, it make you feel away. So it made me want to come out and compete extra hard against him. But, man, when I tell y' all me and him had a nice back and forth in the fourth quarter, I think they end up beating us by a couple points. But I'm talking about, like, the last, like, 15 to 18 points was just me and him going back and forth. And for Me, as a kid, I grew up watching MJ Cole, T. Mac, Penny. Like, these are guys I enjoy watching. So getting a chance to compete against them, you know, they would always, for the most part, get my best game. You know what I mean?
C
Yes, absolutely.
F
Hey, me and him kind of got into it a little bit. Uncle Ocho bumped up against each other. I got a technical file and everything. I don't even. You know what I mean?
C
That ain't even you, Joe.
F
That ain't me. But that's what it was because he always brought the best out of you, bro. You know, if you ain't bring your A game, Ocho, he'll embarrass you.
C
That's what he was trying to do.
F
Yeah. Yeah, that's what he was trying to do.
C
Great story. It's the king. Do y' all watch old highlights sometimes? Joe, why you do Paul Pierce like that, man?
F
Listen, I don't know about y', all, but I love watching old highlights, even some of my old highlights.
E
Hey, what you. What you did to. What you did to Paul, Joe?
F
Oh, man, he thought we were down there shooting dice. I hit him with one of them. Yeah. Good times, bro. Good times.
C
RB R Breland, 41oo, South Carolina State vs Fam. Labor Day weekend in Miami for the Orange Blossom Classic. You pulling up?
E
Oh, yeah, I'll be there. I'll be there. Long as I don't have to be nowhere. I will be there. I will be there.
C
Try to Dale. What up, big three? What's y' all thought on buying gifts to destination weddings? I think paying for me and my wife flight and hotel is enough. Am I being cheap? I mean, you got to get them something.
F
Yeah. If you go to a destination wedding.
C
Yeah, you got to get them something, man. I read. I was looking at a story, and this lady, destination waiting wedding, she didn't pay for her parents. Her parents. His parents paid for their way. Her parents paid for their way. She paid for her best friend to come to the destination wedding. Now, her best friend had just gotten. I hope I'm telling the story right. And Chad, y', all. Y'. All. Y' all probably saw this story. Story, too. The friend comes, but the friend doesn't come to the wedding. She just hanging because they didn't have a honeymoon. Her and her husband had just gotten married a few months earlier, so they didn't have a honeymoon. And so since, you know, they over there on the destination, they use that trip as a honeymoon. Oh, hell, no. Why you call on. Why you couldn't go to that wedding and. And then go use the honeymoon afterward. Chat the mouth. Did y' all see that?
F
I ain't see that. But, boy, that's a wild story there.
E
I ain't see that.
C
I'm like, you could have waited a day. Your honeymoon didn't have to take place at the exact same time the wedding was going on.
F
And she felt like hers was more important.
C
Man. See, now I have to do something dirty to see somebody. But I was reading that. I don't know if it's true or not. Maybe. Maybe that was just AI. Could AI. Cuz AI be making up some stor. It's hard for me to even watch look at stuff now.
F
I'm telling you, you don't know what's real.
E
Yeah, them AI stories be good, too.
C
Un. They do be good.
F
Hold on.
C
Let's.
E
Yeah.
C
It says AI. Overview. Said bride use his friends, her destination wedding as a free honeymoon.
F
Wow. Because she didn't have to pay to go over there.
C
Yeah. Her friend, the lady that was the bride, paid for her to come. So she just paid for her husband to come. And they used to use that. That's what the story says. The bride asked if she should sue her friend. What destination wedding. And she used it as a free honeymoon. Man, what y' all think?
F
You can't sue nobody for that.
C
Yeah, from pretenses. Yes.
F
You can sue somebody for that.
C
Yeah, I'm going. I'm going.
E
Well, you could sue for any goddamn thing.
C
I'm going to Judge Judy.
F
Good luck. Damn.
C
It's like she took it to Reddit. It was on Reddit. So according to the bride of friends used the plane ticket and the hotel she paid for but never showed up for the wedding. Said each plane ticket was like two grand, and the hotel for the week was like 150 to 300.
F
Damn. You're gonna have to hit. You're gonna have to hit it with what's on your shirt. That homie don't play that.
C
So that's what I read. I. I don't know if it's true, but. But she said she put it on Reddit, so I guess you felt you see it. Ash. Oh, Hey, everybody. Hey, mom, sister, brother, kids. Everybody else, get there how you can.
F
It's gonna be eight people in the wedding.
E
Hey, if you don't come, that's on you. Don't worry about it.
F
Yeah, that's how you weed out a lot of the bs, though, for sure.
C
Yeah.
F
Yeah.
C
And first of all, you come to my wedding, you ultra Ultra, super, super duper close. I've been knowing you. I've been knowing you for years. I'm talking about, like, at least 30.
F
Yeah. Yeah.
C
At least 30.
E
Yeah.
C
So the only id, Doc Rivers, everywhere he's been, had amazing talent and falling apart. He did nothing with Giannis and Dame, and now Bucks having a terrible season. Fire, Doc.
F
Oh, man. You know what? It's been. It's been some unfortunate circumstances, too, due to, obviously, injuries that we cannot control. Dame getting injured, getting hurt, so they kind of derailed everything they had going. I didn't kind of, you know, tried to restart that thing, but, yeah, it's. It's.
C
It's. You got. Yeah. Giannis won't now. I don't know if he still wants out. I mean, obviously, he didn't get traded by the deadline. It's something they're gonna probably have to revisit this summer, Joe.
E
Probably.
F
I'm saying because I heard him say that he don't really. He don't want to leave Milwaukee, but, man, depending on how this season end up with them, you know, obviously he gonna have a host of teams looking to add his talent to their roster. Yep. Hey, man, I can see him moving. I see him moving.
C
You know, the thing is, I hate Dame. Dame really didn't want to leave Portland.
F
Right.
C
But he realized he was never gonna win a championship, and he let people let that pursuit, oh, you ain't getting no ring, and they devalue and put him in a situation. Now, maybe he'd have been happier in. In Miami, but he didn't want to go to Milwaukee. He did. He's happier now, and I think he realized the likelihood of him being able to compete for a title. But he's happy, right? I think his fat. I think his kids are still. His kids are up there. You know, when you used to have your kid, when you. That's a comfort. He used to going home every day, Joe and Ocho, and had them boys jumping up and down on him. Yeah, they.
D
They.
C
Daddy home. Daddy home. He coming through the door and he dragging his leg each one, and he got one on his shoulders, probably.
F
Yeah. Yeah.
C
And so now he's away from that. He's in Milwaukee. He in a hotel by himself.
F
Yeah.
C
FaceTime ain't the same. That was. That was comfortable. That was comfortable for him.
F
Yeah.
C
I think he's gonna be much happier with them boys back where they're supposed to be with him every day.
F
Yeah. I think if he come back in great shape, obviously, him being from the west coast. Being from Oakland, you know, being back on that side of the map. Definitely, yes. Probably gives him a lot more sense of comfort. And he was really established in Portland. Yeah, you know, he got a lot going on in Portland. I think he moved pretty much half his family almost to Portland, you know, to help him.
C
To.
F
To help work with him, so. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure.
C
I'm sure. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody comfortable. I want everybody comfortable.
F
There you go. There you go.
C
J Woo. 1984 ISO. You should. You should. You should get. And still on a T shirt.
F
All right. I know I try to run it by you boys. I. I know. I know it ain't gonna sit well with y'.
C
All.
F
You know, I understand that.
E
What? Wait, what T shirt? What you mean? And still. What?
F
And still, like the champion, you know, the king. Come on, y' all doing.
E
Y' all doing too.
C
Don't get started, Ocho.
E
We talking about getting shirts now. Come on.
C
What we.
F
I'm saying.
C
I'm.
E
This.
F
This is what the people want.
C
You see who spoke? The people. Ojo do. We've only had spoke. Ain't no people person.
F
I'm saying it's people probably backing him thinking the same thing, man.
E
Yo, we've only had one competition. Can we get a little more up under our belt before you?
C
Well, that's all they.
F
That's all they can go on for.
C
Okay.
E
That's a very. Hold on. That's a very small sample size to consider yourself king when we got a long way to go.
F
Well, I can't help what the people deem me, man.
C
What you want from me?
F
I can.
E
I got.
F
I gotta help. I gotta go with the people, man.
E
Sometimes the people don't know what they talking about.
F
Yeah, they do. Yeah, they do. You can do something about it, though.
C
5.
E
Hey, don't worry about it.
C
I got you. I don't think it's a problem, but just curious because it's different. But why do you say each other's names so much on every show is catchy, though? Because we don't want to just throw it out there. So Joe's here, Ocho's here. So I want to know. Okay, Joe, I'm talking to you. Okay, I'm talking to you. Sometimes I say Ocho and Joe. That means I'm throwing it to both of them. Or I want Joe to go first. I want Ocho to go first. That's. I mean, last I checked, when they on cnn, they says okay back to whoever. Okay.
F
Yes.
C
Okay. That. I thought that's like, so I. I guess maybe you just start talking to people, just chime in. So maybe we should try that. Guys, I was gonna have a question and just like, okay, I was gonna shut up and sit down. Swole. Underscore. Nerd. I got 5,900 on Ocho versus Kenya. No, I just want my money,
F
man. You ain't getting that, bro. You ain't getting that.
E
I got it. I got him, Joe. I got him. Joe. Don't say that.
F
I heard you say you were gonna pay him at the live show. I'm watching the. I'm gonna see you pay the man 5,900.
E
I started getting everybody else my money.
C
What they got to do with me?
E
I don't know. I would just, you know, the.
C
The.
E
I. I don't know. I was just trying to be good to the people.
C
Kevin Slyberhoffer. Schleiberhofer. I guess that. What the hell? How many night look is that? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. That man. That man. Last name longer than my whole name. Joe. You got a middle name?
F
Yeah, Marcus. Joe Marcus Johnson.
C
You got a middle name?
E
Oo, Javon.
F
Hey, when I. When I go. When I used to go visit my grandmother on my dad's side, they called me Marcus. They don't call me Joe. Marcus, what you doing over there? You know what I mean?
C
Marcus. Go get this. Go get that. Yeah.
F
Joe Marcus Johnson.
C
I ain't got no middle name.
F
You don't?
C
Me nor my brother.
E
Damn. We gonna give you one.
C
You gonna give me a bit?
F
Yeah. We gotta think. We gotta think of.
C
We gotta think of a growing. I got one. I got one 858AMiddle name Shannon.
E
Alofius Sharp. I like that. Nah, nah, that's catchy. Elofius, that's something else. No, that's something else. Nobody else would have. Y' all seen the Lofius? Yeah.
C
Yeah. Don't nobody want him either. Oh, you might as well buy your calves gear now. LeBron coming home next year. The writing is on the wall.
E
Whoa.
C
Kaleidoscope 1. People saying Floyd should fight these people in their prime. Forget deer. KSI's brother gave him a cut bruise under his eye. Don't fight those young those Y. Oo say he gonna. He want to fight. He want to see. He got. Already got that I G. I g picture and ISO a rage baiting. Oo. I'm here for it. Y' all ain't right how we rage bait. No joke.
E
What happened? What happened? What happened?
C
I don't know. They say we'd be rage baiting.
E
You don't know either.
C
Jo be rage baiting both of us. Little Ninja 24. Yo, what's up, Ocho and Joe. I thought Ocho was competitive, but all I see is him doing losing. Ocho, huh? You want to smoke? Get that meal, Madden. Love, y'. All.
E
Well, y'. All. You ain't never seen me lose. You never seen me lose. Hey, I mean, that's a part of life, man.
F
They think you sweet. They think you sweet.
E
Yeah, I mean, this is. I done took losses in life, but it ain't too many of them.
F
You took a few, though. You took a few.
E
Yeah, a few I can count on. I can count on one hand about them few at 58 years old, too, now.
F
Yeah, you took a few being. Being with me. I know you took a few.
E
Oh, hey, get. You get your boy.
C
Un. Don't load a villain once I clock out. I'm just a customer. Need my dad, he's like, man, I need that ticket. Hey, I. Hey, I don't work at the store no more.
F
Well, we finna be in court. I don't care how long it take. We finna be in court.
C
We finna get this. Hey, have you. Allen. Hey, Ocho, I got a joke. Why you bald? Ocho say he can grow hair. He just choose not to.
E
Yeah. Hey, that maintenance boy, I don't like that. Hey, hey, Joe, you know. Hey, you know. You know who Joe look like right now? Who that Joe look like? Frankie Lyman.
C
Huh? Frankie Lyman.
F
Huh?
C
Why do the birds.
E
You ain't never see that? You ain't never seen the movie?
F
Yeah, I ain't seen that.
C
Did he go? I think he ended up getting killed. Didn't his. His partner shoot him?
E
I don't. I don't know.
C
Wait.
E
Hey, hey, Joe, you got to check the movie out, man. With Holly Berry and Lorenz Tate? Yeah, he with Frankie Lyman.
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
E
You got that good hair, Joe.
F
No, I put. I had to do some work to it. Ojo.
C
Yeah, he got. Hey, he got the p. He got that fruits and bears up in there. Don't let it fool you. Don't let it fool you. O. You got that piece of the cream up in there?
F
Say nothing but juices and berries.
C
Yes. Boy ain't double the ultra per,
F
right.
C
24 fantasy fights, heavyweight and welterweights. What fight would you like to see? Prime for Prime. Love your show, fellas. Floyd and Sugar Ray.
E
No, Prime.
C
Floyd and Sugar Ray.
F
For me, it had to be Ali and. Maybe Tyson, bro. I say, look, y' all remember the Rumble in the Jungle?
E
Yeah.
C
Probably in.
F
Oh, my. Oh, my God. All the crap that Ali talked up to that fight boy, the rope a dope.
C
The people say Ali, boombaye. Ali, boombaye.
F
That boy got down.
E
I'm trying to think. It would have to be Roy Jones in his prime. I just trying to think who. Who would he fight
C
at 160? It would probably. I mean, he only had a couple of fights at 54. It'd probably be. Probably be Hagler at 60. Maybe a Canelo at 68.
E
That would have been nice.
C
Benavidez better BF.
E
No, no, no.
F
No fighting Roy Jones.
E
No.
C
Yeah, Roy fought at 75.
F
Yeah, them boy we ain't see them hands coming the way in his prime.
C
Goldberg's 800. I don't see how big perk you say Acuff is the best point guard coach ever coached. As if D. Rose wasn't holding it down. In my city, Big Memphis.
F
Well, we.
C
We.
F
They going off the numbers. Acuff has the better numbers. I'm talking about points and assists than any other guard that Coach Kyle has ever produced. We talking about on the collegiate level. None of them has done what Acuff is doing right now at the University of Arkansas for the Razorbacks period, point blank. Now, when he get to the pros, that's gonna be another thing. But right now, yeah, he's probably. He's probably the best guard that Coach Kyle has had in. In college. Fellas, he doing it. He's doing his 1, 2. Ocho. I'm telling you. Yeah, boy. Getting down. Y' all gonna hear about us in March. Don't worry about it, Jay.
C
Per 213. Hey, fellas, which Batman enemy other than the Penguin would you work for? To make the most money with low stress and a live decent life, 2face might flip a coin in a vault and say, leave it. So who you? Who, who?
E
You're a villain, Joker.
C
I like that.
F
To do what now? To do what, Batman.
C
Which Batman enemy other than the Penguin would you work for?
F
I mean, I don't really know. I mean, outside of the Joker in the Penguin, hell, the Riddler,
C
I mean, he fought. What you call him? What was a Mr. Freeze? Was it arnold schwarzenegger? Mr. Freeze. So Mr. Freeze, the joey got. You got the penguin. So you can't pick the penguin. Ocho took the joker, you got the riddler, you got Mr. Freeze,
E
two face.
C
Yeah. Oh, poison ivy. Wasn't that Nicole kid with character in the Batman. Catwoman.
F
Catwoman.
C
Boy. Oh, Holly Berry, the leather pants. Hey, she killed.
F
She killed that road.
E
Yes, she did, boy.
F
She did. She did.
C
I think Earth. The kid was the original. Hold on.
E
What?
C
Michelle fight for a Catwoman too? Jaden Ocho versus Floyd Mayweather. I'm taking OO KO in three rounds, man.
E
Man, please.
F
OO ain't taking. OO ain't taking itself. Yeah,
C
see, they be look, they be thinking somebody's size. Oh, man, that man.
E
Okay, man, them dude. Man, them dudes will hurt. Will literally hurt anyone.
C
Be this big.
F
What you say?
C
And be leaving a pump knot up there. That concludes this episode of Nightcap. We want to thank each and every one of you for joining us tonight as you watch the San Antonio spurs run their record to 41 and 16 thanks to a 114, 103 victory on the road. Victor Womenyama 21.17 rebounds, 4 assists and 6 blocks. Stefan Castle had 16 points and 11 assists, but it was a complete effort. They did a great job of neutralizing Detroit's offense. Cade Cunningham was 5 of 26. Duncan Robinson was 5 of 15. And they win 114 to 103. Y' all know who I am. I'm your favorite UNC, Shannon Sharp. That is my partner and co host, Liberty City's own Bingles Ring of fame, former pro bowler and an all pro. That is Chad Ochocinco Johnson. And last but not least, the people champ. You know Little Rock, Arkansas native, University of Arkansas love 7 type NBA all star. Also got nominated to for the basketball hall of Fame. Y' all know him, ISO Joe Johnson.
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Yes, sir.
C
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Date: February 24, 2026
Hosts: Shannon Sharpe (“Unc”), Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson (“Ocho”), Joe Johnson (“ISO”)
This episode of Nightcap brings together Shannon Sharpe, Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson, and Joe “ISO” Johnson for a lively, late-night discussion of the day's hottest sports stories and pop culture. Major topics include Fred Warner's praise for Joe Burrow, a wild Arizona lottery scandal, NBA and NFL player insights, wagering picks, fun personal stories, audience Q&A, and a lot of playful banter. The episode captures the hosts’ signature chemistry—unfiltered takes, humor, and thoughtful perspectives—making it engaging even for listeners who missed the live broadcast.
Timestamps: 01:38–02:56
Fred Warner’s Take:
“Joe Burrow, he’s just a dog... his makeup different than a lot of these guys in the league. You talk about competitive spirit, he got it through and through.” (01:41)
Ocho on Warner’s Praise:
“For it to come from the best defensive player... it means a lot. Obviously, we all know Joe Burrow is one of the best in the game. Many will chastise him because of injuries... But when he is, he is one of the best in the game... he changed, he’s helped change the culture.” (01:57)
Unc & ISO’s Reactions:
Notable Insight:
Warner’s comments carry weight because they come from a defensive player tasked with stopping Burrow, rather than an analyst or fellow offensive player.
Timestamps: 03:02–08:54
The Story:
Hosts’ Reactions:
Memorable Moment:
Timestamps: 11:06–14:47
Tyrese Maxey (Assists vs. Indiana):
Jared Allen (Rebounds):
Jalen Johnson (Total Pts/Reb/Ast):
Desmond Bane (Points):
Timestamps: 22:20–26:31
Audience Q (“Cupcake”):
On Expectations:
Timestamps: 29:13–36:07
Wedding Talk: The guys riff on ideal weddings—horses, all white linen, beach settings (28:47).
Golf Game: Ocho and ISO joke about their golf skills (29:53–31:19).
Kobe Bryant Story:
Old Highlights & Friendly Trash Talk: Reminiscing about big moments, including ISO putting moves on Paul Pierce (33:09–33:18).
Timestamps: 38:41–53:05
Doc Rivers:
Fantasy Boxing Fights:
Batman Villains:
Timestamps: 44:02–46:22
Fred Warner (via hosts, on Joe Burrow):
Ocho, on Burrow’s reputation:
ISO Joe, reflecting on Kobe Bryant:
Ocho, on relationship expectations:
On the Arizona Lottery Scandal:
The episode is a prime example of Nightcap’s unique blend: unfiltered sports analysis, authentic athlete stories, comic relief, and insightful life commentary. Whether debating serious NFL and NBA topics or clowning about wedding styles and middle names, Unc, Ocho, and ISO make every topic engaging for listeners.
If you missed the show, this summary has you covered on every highlight, debate, and piece of late-night wisdom, Nightcap-style.