Nightcap Hour 3: LaMelo Ball Has FIRST Child LaOne + Q & Ayyyy

Summary

Nightcap Hour 3: LaMelo Ball Has FIRST Child LaOne + Q & Ayyyy

Hosts: Joe Johnson ("Uncle Joe" / ISO Joe), Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson & Guest
Date: May 11, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of Nightcap is a lively, unfiltered, and often hilarious deep-dive into the latest NBA storylines, NFL chatter, nostalgic childhood memories, and audience Q&A. Shannon Sharpe is absent this hour, with ISO Joe and Ochocinco carrying the load. The show begins by celebrating LaMelo Ball and Anna Montana's new baby, launching into a riff about Mother’s Day, fatherhood, and how male athletes are celebrated (or not). The second half is dedicated to a rapid-fire Q&A with fans, loaded with sports analysis, personal anecdotes, and trademark teasing between the co-hosts.

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Highlights, Key Topics & Timestamps

1. LaMelo Ball’s First Child & Mother's Day Gifts

• [02:31] Joe congratulates LaMelo Ball & Anna Montana on their child, LA1OJO, delivered on Mother’s Day.
• The group riffs on creative baby names and what their significant others did for them during their playing days.
• Memorable Moment:
  “‘I like the baby name. That’s real creative…The one.’” - Ocho [03:08]
• Discussion about how Mother's Day is a big deal for women, but dads get little recognition or gifts on Father’s Day.
• Quote:
  “Think about it, Joe… They going to get a nice brunch. They gonna get maybe a car, a nice bag. What we get? Some t-shirts.” – Joe [03:30]
• The group jokes about preferring a quiet, uneventful Father's Day and touches on their upbringings, noting they rarely celebrated birthdays or special occasions growing up. [07:10–08:26]
• Quote:
  “I just grew up not celebrating. We ain’t celebrating nobody birthday, right? So it’s cool.” – Joe [08:11]

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2. Childhood Nostalgia & School Memories

• [09:45] Joe and Ocho reminisce about elementary school parties, white kids' birthday cupcakes at school, and the sting of summer birthdays going uncelebrated.
• Memorable Quotes:
  “All the white kids’ birthdays was during the year when we was in school…All our birthdays, we outta school.” – Joe [10:14]
• Discusses school lunches, trading food, bringing home end-of-year goldfish, and the challenges of caring for childhood pets (and overfeeding them rice).
• Aquarium talk: maintenance, the struggle of keeping guppies alive, and goldfish as classroom pets.
  “Fish don’t stop eatin’…We dump some rice in there, he better eat rice. What he better eat.” – Joe [13:45]

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3. NBA Trade Scenarios & Fan Q&A

• [15:40] First Discord fan Q: “Would you trade Giannis?” Offers from the Pistons and Timberwolves are floated.
• The hosts break down why neither proposed trade makes sense, focusing on Giannis’s fit, the value of Jaden McDaniels and Ausar Thompson, and team-building philosophies.
  • “If you bring Giannis in there, you gon’ have to get rid of Rudy…they can’t fit together.” – Uncle Joe [16:41]
  • “It’s the McDaniels and the Thompson [pieces]…makes me leery of the trade.” – Joe [18:25]
• They note the importance of developing young players and consistency in their jump shots.

Q2: Paul George & Joel Embiid Blame Session

• [19:11] Discord caller roasts PG and Embiid for playoff performances: “He’s just a guy now.”
• Long discussion about Paul George’s career, failed “Playoff P” nickname, injuries, and whether Philly needs to blow it up.
  • “For the money he making, Ocho…that’s the problem.” – Uncle Joe [20:04]
  • “They got a lot of bloated contracts, Joe.” – Joe [23:25]

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4. Fan Call-ins, Rapid Q&A, and Locker Room Banter

Discord Message: Show Praise & “Morning Joke” Concept

• [26:51] Fan shouts out Nightcap as “a big part of the culture” and pitches a “Morning Joke” show as a complement.
• Joe, Uncle Joe, and Ocho riff on morning routines, relationships, yoga, and “morning service.”
  • “Ain’t no telling when somebody need my services. I’m on call 24/7.” – Ocho [29:00]
  • “It ain’t got to be long. Real quick. Bing, bing.” – Uncle Joe [29:40]

NBA and NFL Questions:

• Which NBA superstars will switch teams this offseason? Consensus: Ja Morant is most likely out, doubt Jaylen Brown or Kawhi will move. [37:34]
  • “Why would you break JT and JB up? All the success they’ve had together.” – Uncle Joe [38:24]
• Marriage, sex drive jokes, and wedding cake punchlines.
  • “Quickest way to destroy a woman’s sex drive: wedding cake.” – Joe [39:52]

Shout-outs & Personal Moments:

• Listeners ask for Mother’s Day wishes for co-parents and family members.
  • “Jade is an unbelievable mom, and that we can’t deny. So, Jade from the Nightcap family—happy Mother’s Day.” – Joe [42:15]
• Joe shares touching stories about gifts he gave his grandmother for her birthday/Mother’s Day and how much they meant to her. [33:25]

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5. Sports Analysis and Hot Takes

NBA Playoff Reactions

• Knicks sweep the 76ers with a barrage of three-pointers.
  • “The Knicks ride 25 three-pointers, 18 in the first half, as they blow past the 76ers.” – Joe [79:38]
• Timberwolves vs. Spurs: Ant Man’s 36 points, Wemby ejected for flagrant two. [79:43]
• Most entertaining playoff series so far? Wolves series wins praise for two-way guard play. [62:52]
  • “If you’re a fan who really loves buckets, two-way guys…this has by far been the best series.” – Uncle Joe [63:01]
• Discussion of trade rumors, free agent fits, player contracts (Notably Paul George, Kawhi, and Deandre Ayton).

NFL/NBA Crossover & Early Football Predictions

• Ranking NFL QBs: Mahomes, Josh Allen, Lamar, Burrow are above Jalen Hurts.
  • “I’m not taking [Hurts] over Josh Allen, I’m not taking him over Lamar…” – Joe [59:47]
• Too early for Super Bowl picks, but fans try anyway. Bears fan calls in. [76:09]
• Brief EPL/World Soccer banter: Ocho rep soccer/club jerseys, World Cup chat. [44:43]
• Mention of Cigar Week in Houston and travel plans. [72:24]

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6. Locker Room Banter & Closer

• Extensive playful trash talk about fighting, who would win in a ring, and debts owed between the hosts. [36:00, 66:34]
• Ocho gets roasted about his style: “Crayola box drip” and “alien with those glasses.”
• Reflection on black media personality drama vs. unity.
  • “Why we got to say ish about one another?” – Joe [66:10]
  • “Guess what, Ocho? You couldn’t take the tools that I used to build a house. Guess what? Build another one.” – Joe [67:37]
• Stanley Cup Playoffs: Carolina Hurricanes sweep first 2 rounds (8-0), an NHL milestone. [68:05]
• Lots of love for mothers and personal gratitude throughout.

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Notable Quotes

• “You always outside…and so on your birthday, you right back outside again. It don’t make no sense.” – Ochocinco [05:56]
• “If you trade Kawhi, what do you have in that new two billion dollar building that you just built?” – Joe [38:40]
• “That wedding cake…Good night, Irene.” – Joe [40:03]
• “There's enough topics, enough sports, enough knowledge that everybody has different knowledge…and strong in different areas. Why we got to take shot[s] at each other?” – Joe [66:10]
• “Guess what, Ocho? You couldn't take the tools that I used to build a house. Guess what? Build another one.” – Joe [67:37]
• “Top 10 sexiest dudes in the world…Alien. Yeah, man. Child, please.” – Ocho [68:54]

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Episode Structure & Audience Engagement

• 00:00–02:31: Ads (skipped)
• 02:31–15:23: Mother’s/Father’s Day, LaMelo Ball talk, childhood reflections
• 15:33–26:51: NBA trade hypotheticals, Discord fan Q&A
• 26:51–37:55: Morning routines, relationship banter, listener shout-outs
• 37:55–66:36: Rapid Q&A (NBA/NFL moves, marriage, locker-room jokes), banter
• 66:36–79:43: More sports analysis, memorable playoff moments, debate, closing shots

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Takeaways

• The dynamic between Ocho and Joe is playful, honest, and deeply rooted in their athletic and cultural backgrounds—mixing humor, wisdom, and realness.
• Mother's Day is universally cherished and a point of reflection, with multiple shout-outs to mothers and grandmothers.
• Major NBA and NFL stories—trade rumors, playoff performance criticisms, future projections—dominate the sports insight, delivered with barbershop candor.
• The audience’s voice is central, with frequent direct engagement and personalized responses.

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For Listeners:

This episode is a great mix of laughs, honest takes, and sports wisdom, perfect for those who love fast-paced athlete banter and the overlap between sports, life, and community. If you’re tuning in the morning after, you’ll get insider perspective on the games, relationship real talk, and some heartfelt moments you didn’t know you needed.

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[Listen from 02:31 for the main segment]

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[Joe Johnson]

Congratulations to Lamelo Ball and Anna Montana on welcoming their first child LA1OJO Mother's Day. What's the thing the woman in your life did during your playing career that you guys will never, ever forget?

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Wait, hold on, hold on. Ask me that one more time.

[Joe Johnson]

What's one thing that the lady in your life, she did on Mother's Day that you'll never take for granted? I mean, you can't beat that. I mean, you got a little baby. I mean, they brought a little baby into. I mean, damn.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

I don't.

[Uncle Joe]

I like.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

I like the. The baby name. That's real creative.

[Joe Johnson]

The one.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Yeah. The one.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

I'm trying. That's a good question. I ain't really. I'm more. Especially on Mother's Day, I'm the one, you know, on the gift.

[Joe Johnson]

You always do. You always do it for them.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Yeah. I'm on the giving in.

[Uncle Joe]

I always been like that.

[Joe Johnson]

It's all. But look, the women get. Look here. Think about it, Joe.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

They're going to get old. Nice brunch. They gonna get. They gonna get a piece of jewelry. They're gonna get maybe a car. They're gonna get a nice bag. What we get some T shirts. I got you a T shirt.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

I got you a grill.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

How many times you see somebody, an athlete say, hey, dad, Happy Father's Day. Merry Christmas, dad. What they say, Ocho?

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Hey, Mom.

[Joe Johnson]

Hi, Mom. Happy Mother's Day. Happy birthday, Mama.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Yeah. Hey,

[Joe Johnson]

we get some house shoes. We get a T shirt, a tie. We get a tie, some socks. I don't know how to read. Don't buy me no damn more books.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Hey, it's where. It's where it is. The way it's been for a very long time. I wouldn't complain. I wouldn't have it no other way.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, no. Look, look, look. We ain't complaining, but, you know, we see the difference. We ain't tripping, though, you know, but we. We understand now. I. I ain't gonna see. I. I like just chilling on Father's Day, bro. Y' all ain't got to do it.

[Joe Johnson]

I do, too.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Oh, hey, hey, hey, Joe. Father's Day, My birthday and Christmas don't buy me nothing. Don't plan no party. Don't ask me to go out to dinner. No, get me Give me a coffee, get me a cigar. I'm good. I say my prayer. That's enough for me.

[Uncle Joe]

Hello. I'm like screwed on them days, man. I don't.

[Joe Johnson]

You don't want to do nothing. You'll never want to do nothing. It's my birthday. I. I should be able not to do nothing on my day if I don't want to.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Father's Day, your day, Mother's Day. You wanted to go out and eat. We went to this restaurant. We eat, we invite your mom, blah, blah, blah. We invited these people. You got what you wanted to give on my day. I don't get no say. I don't get no say. I gotta, like, go out if I don't want to. I thought you said my birthday. I thought you said Father's Day. I a have to do nothing. Yeah, you'll never do nothing on Father's Day.

[Uncle Joe]

Ta da. Yeah, right.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Hey, people. People always want to go crazy, right? For birthdays. Joe and Unc, they want to go crazy on their birthday. I'm trying to figure out. It's one thing to celebrate life, right? But here your ass party all goddamn year long, and you do the same thing on your birthday. It just. It just. It makes no sense to me. You always outside.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

And so on your birthday, you right back outside again.

[Uncle Joe]

Right, right.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

I mean, it don't make no sense.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

You know. You know, swaying through here on your birthday, you know, Got a little something for you. A little package for you.

[Uncle Joe]

Take the covers a little bit.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, you know, full dog.

[Uncle Joe]

That's it.

[Joe Johnson]

Both dog. That's all. I want to shake the COVID

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Hey,

[Joe Johnson]

yeah, no, but no, I. I'm like, you guys, man. I ain't really trying to do nothing. I ain't trying to be out there. Everybody out and.

[Uncle Joe]

Nah. Well, it's so. It's so chaotic out there, you know, it's. It's just to even get somewhere where you can sit down and get a good meal, you know, it's just. It's a lot.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Uncle Joe]

Deal with all that traffic.

[Joe Johnson]

Everybody out, and it takes so long to get it.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, oh, man.

[Joe Johnson]

They mess up your order. I was like, nah, you know, I'm just good, bro. I'm just good.

[Uncle Joe]

Right.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, just make a cook meal breakfast, you know, I. Hey, I'll take some pancakes, some bacon, crispy. Hey, yeah, the burnt edges.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, there you go on them pancakes.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I'm good, bro. I don't like to, like I say, hey, what you want to do? I don't want to do nothing. No, never.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

No.

[Joe Johnson]

I think the thing is, for me, guys, I don't know how it was for y', all, but we ain't really. I was working. You got to realize my birthday is in June. In June, you know, we just got out of school, like, we just got to school, like, because we used to get out of school, like, the first week of June. Soon as we get outta school, say we gotta school on a.

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On.

[Joe Johnson]

On a Friday.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

That Monday morning, I'm in the fields.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

My birthday. I'm in the field. We ain't get no day off. Cause back then, it wasn't. No, if you didn't work, you didn't get paid. So it wasn't. No, we got no cake or nothing. Or you ain't gotta work on your birthday, you got paid. So I grew up not celebrating. We ain't celebrating nobody birthday, right? So it's cool. So I grew up not celebrating a birthday. It was fine. We didn't celebrate no Father's Day. The only the church is what days got celebrated. Pastor anniversary, church anniversary, stuff like that. You know, we had a big Sunday dinner, but other than that, we ain't get no Mother's Day. Granny ain't getting up for no Mother's Day. Papa might have gave a kiss on the cheeks.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Ain't spend no money on no Mother's Day. Yeah, but you know that. But it was also. That was the day the church, they cooked, you know, mothers and, you know, did stuff like that. But so for me, I just grew up, like, it ain't no big deal. My birthday. I ain't really never celebrate no birthday.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Hey, listen, I did all the birthday celebrating I need. I did when I. When I was a little kid, Joe. You know, elementary birthday, I'm hyped. Junior high birthday, I'm hyped. High school freshman. Yeah, I'm hyped once I got to college this year. Nah, I'm good. I'm good. I just want to say me a little prayer, Joe. I want to say me a little prayer. Get my cigar. You know, get to get them a coffee, my little latte, and I'm scrape. That's it. And then, you know, another thing that be bothering me, it really ain't none of my business. And Joe, people that's always on vacation. To me, you go on vacation when you don't put some work in and you need time to relax. I'm like, if y' all always on goddamn vacation. Well, when you put the goddamn work in, I understand enjoying Life, you know, taking time out, you know, your PTO and. And all that. But it just. Just to be jumping up and going on vacation. Vacation is when you put the work in. You know what I need? I need a mental reset. I need time to reset. I just. And then.

[Joe Johnson]

And then you asking for money. Hey, can you. Can you. Oh, whoa, whoa. What you mean, give you some money? You just got back off vacation, and you need money. So you had money to go. You didn't think about when you brought your ass home about these bills.

[Uncle Joe]

Hello.

[Joe Johnson]

Hello. Now, when I was growing up in school. Hey, Joe, the white kid. They celebrate their birthday. Their parents bring cupcakes, bring punch.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Hey, to the school, that's.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, the nice old cupcakes.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Hey, I never forget them. Hey, hey, y' all got Publix. Where you at, Joe? Uncle Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a south. That's a Southern thing. Absolutely. We got public.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Boy, them goddamn cupcakes from Publix. Oh, my God.

[Joe Johnson]

I don't know what that is. Hey, man, look here, everybody. Hey, it's. It's. It's Christy's birthday, and her mom bought cupcake. And points. I don't know what it is, but it seemed like all the white kids birthday was doing during the year we was in school. Ain't nobody got no birthday in June or July. Damn, all our birthdays, all our birthdays, film, we out of school. Christmas, holiday.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

But it was some good days.

[Joe Johnson]

Late June, July, August. I like. Well, damn all them cupcakes. Fan and punch.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah. Hey, you off the wall, man.

[Joe Johnson]

And you know, I don't know what it was, but them kids, the white kids ain't like no. Ain't like that school lunch. No, no, boy, I be. I'll be tearing their sandwiches up. I could be eating a chicken, I'd be eating a sloppy Joe.

[Uncle Joe]

Hey, asking for everything. Off they play. Hey, you gonna eat that, right? There you go.

[Joe Johnson]

Exactly. This is gross. Okay, let me get that off you. Let me get that up off you. Then. You talk about gross. I. I don't know what y' all talking about, but just. Hey, I. Come on, Grand. Say, boy, you want something, dog? I'm full. I done ate by five Sloppy joes.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, yeah. Hey, you ain't lying. Get that little fruit cup on. On your tray right there. Let me get.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, yeah. There was the days, man. There was the days, man.

[Uncle Joe]

I.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, I wouldn't want to go back to school no more, but hey,

[Nightcap Discord Caller]

you

[Uncle Joe]

remember them days, boy?

[Joe Johnson]

I do. I. I definitely do, man. See, I was and we used to go out like in elementary school. At first they started out, we could go out recess twice.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

And then they cut the thing out and I like. It seemed like every year when I got ready to get to the next grade, that's when they cut stuff out. I like. I bet. Damn. And you know Valentine's. Oh, man, you know, you got the Valentine's cupcakes. You got the candy Christmas. You had the Christmas party. Oh, man, look here.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, yeah. Oh yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

I remember every. I say, I sure hope I get such and such in my classroom because they mom, they won't be laying that thing out.

[Uncle Joe]

Fact, hey, it'd be some parents.

[Joe Johnson]

Boy.

[Uncle Joe]

Hey, they can't wait to volunteer in school.

[Joe Johnson]

Yes.

[Uncle Joe]

But yeah, they bringing everything. They go, hey, they gonna have it ready.

[Joe Johnson]

Don't even ask me about nothing about no chaperone or bringing nothing. Cuz Mary and Barney ain't said nothing up here. I'm just telling you now, don't ask. Oh, y' all already. Y' all already know. Mary and Barney ain't volunteering. They ain't sending no cupcakes. They not doing nothing. They ain't sending no cups. They ain't sending nothing. I can't bring nothing.

[Nightcap Discord Caller]

Right?

[Uncle Joe]

My mama show wasn't doing none of that.

[Joe Johnson]

For what you want to do, lie? We had no money like that. The only thing I did. Hey, we got to bring home. I let the end of the year ocho.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, we get one of them. Get them guppies out the damn fish tank.

[Uncle Joe]

Hey, hey, it'll last about three days.

[Joe Johnson]

I put that joke in a cup. Hey, next morning, that joker like this here.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Hey, you overfeeding the goldfish? Putting too much food. Fish don't stop eating. Oh, you ain't had no food?

[Joe Johnson]

Man, we dump some rice in there, he better eat rice. What we eat? What he better eat. Man, everybody damn fish food. Don't you. What the hell you thinking? No, ain't nobody had no fish. Ain't have no fish food.

[Uncle Joe]

I had one of them fishes. Boy, that thing last two days.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, I mean, I want to get aquarium. You got an aquarium, Joe?

[Uncle Joe]

I used to have one, man.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Yeah, I had one too, Joe.

[Uncle Joe]

Huh?

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

I had a bigger aquarium. My whole living room. My whole living room. I had a 3 TV set up, and it was aquarium from one end of the living room all the way to the other.

[Uncle Joe]

Actually a lot of maintenance, ojo.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Yeah, with too much maintenance, Joe, I had. Hey, Joe, I had to get up out of there.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, we got to clean it once a week. If you got salt. What? Salt water.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

It's. It was salt water, too, huh?

[Uncle Joe]

If you don't take care of it, start having that fishy smell, too.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, see? Yeah, I need a. I need a. A fish that could eat some regular food. That eat. Like, if I can give him some worms or something like that or eat some other small fish. But a guppy. You got to go buy guppy food, man. Ain't no. Hey. What? No place you got to go. All the way to Savannah, Statesboro. I find a man, next thing you know, the cat, Tiger Gal had him. Yeah, my grandma had a cat named Tiger Gal.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

So she having gold. She like.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

I sure be glad when the end of the year come, because I know you're gonna bring another goldfish on, and I'm gonna tear him up. All right, guys, it's time for our final segment of eating. It's time for Q.

[Uncle Joe]

Hey,

[Joe Johnson]

Before we get to the super chat, we got three video voicemails from my discord. Let's take a listen to the first one.

[Nightcap Discord Caller]

What up, Night, Cat fam. What up? What up, ocho? And still ISO. Freako Johnson. It's 4pm Right now. I'm gonna go to work. Get off. 5am I usually listen to y' all while I'm doing. Want my thing to work, but anyways, I got a question for y'.

[Uncle Joe]

All.

[Nightcap Discord Caller]

Let's say y' all are the Milwaukee Bucks, right? The Pistons come up to you. They say, okay, we got Jalen Dern, and we got Thompson, and the first rounder give us Giannis. Are y' all taking that?

[Uncle Joe]

Or.

[Nightcap Discord Caller]

Let's say the Tim Wolves come to you and they say, we got nas Reed, Jada McDaniels in the first. Are y'.

[Joe Johnson]

All.

[Nightcap Discord Caller]

Which one are y' all taking? Or are y' all taking either? You know, are those good trades?

[Uncle Joe]

What? Hey,

[Joe Johnson]

I don't think I'm doing that. I'm definitely not doing it if I'm Minnesota. Jaden Daniels, he too good defensively. N. How y. How, Yanis, how y? Joe, I'mma ask you this. How does Giannis and Rudy fit? Rudy, Giannis needs the lane.

[Uncle Joe]

I don't think they gonna fit. They can't fit together. You gonna have to get rid of Rudy if you bring Giannis in there, but, boy, I really don't know how Giannis gonna be able to play off a. Off another number one option. To be honest with y', all, I ain't gonna lie to you. I think he'll be a hell of a defender. I don't know if he'll average 30 and 12, But if you.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, man, I sure don't want. During. I ain't got no problem. I don't want to get up off Thompson.

[Uncle Joe]

You don't want to give off.

[Joe Johnson]

Because I think I. I think. I think right now he's still floor level. I feel I. I don't think he's even close to his ceiling.

[Uncle Joe]

He. He do a lot. That, that, that doesn't show up on the stat sheet. And you, you ain't just. You ain't got no guy who can do what he do.

[Joe Johnson]

No.

[Uncle Joe]

Like, he's a real Swiss army knife guard rebound. I mean, in the passing lanes, all he gotta do is find some confidence in that jumper. He'll be all right.

[Joe Johnson]

I think that's what he needs to do, Joe. If I'm him, I'm in the gym this summer, him and his brother, and I'm getting up a bunch of. I'm getting up a bunch of shots.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Hey.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey. Defensively, they're outstanding.

[Uncle Joe]

And it ain't even just threes. They got a nice midi jump shot, but they just need to be way more consistent with it. And that just come from reps, you know, just getting them reps in, bro. On a day to day basis, especially in the summer, you gotta live in the gym. Hell, even for the Thompson kid now who's in Detroit every day, bro, he should be going there, getting up about 2, 300 shots a day. Threes, midis. Because he gonna get them opportunities, bro. Teams believe him, they gonna play off of him. He gotta make their ass pay.

[Joe Johnson]

So I definitely. I. Like I said, I mean, it's that third guy. It's the, it's. It's the. It's the McDaniels. It's the Thompson. That makes me leery of the trade. Hell, if you. Hey, if you want to do it during somebody else, okay, fine.

[Uncle Joe]

They gonna put that toxic kid in them. I like that McDaniels and Nas Reid, but I'm like, you. Minnesota ain't doing that. You ain't gonna have rooted in Giannis. Two non shooters.

[Joe Johnson]

No, the second one. Let's take a listen.

[Nightcap Discord Caller]

Ocho Joe, I need y' all to help me find two suspects. They go by the name of Paul George and Joel Embiid. They got to be locked up for the performance. They had this whole series. Joel and B, he gotta go. It's kind of like the situation with your girl. Like, if your thing want to work Sometimes. And sometimes it don't. She gonna get impatient and she gonna move on. You can't tell her to trust the process too long. Paul George ain't no more nicknames for him. Like, he just, he just a guy named Paul. He's just a guy now. I mean, he walked in the car and put on a shy mask after he signed the contract. I, I, we just got a lot to figure out and, and it's over. It's over.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

I mean, PG wasn't that, he wasn't that bad this series, huh?

[Uncle Joe]

Well, for the money he making, Ojo.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Oh, for the money making. Okay, I understand what you mean.

[Joe Johnson]

That's the problem was, and they got two more years with this.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

And the pro. And see, the Clippers was willing to go to three years. He wanted that fourth year. And Philly was the only one that would give him the fourth year.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Right.

[Joe Johnson]

The problem is, you know what, Joe? If he'd have just stayed PG13, he'd have been fine. But he signed his ass up at that Dios. And he talking about his name was

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Playoff P. Oh, so he gave himself the nickname.

[Joe Johnson]

Yes. Ain't nobody ever caught Joe. Ain't nobody ever called that man Play ip. Now, he had an unbelievable. When he was in Indy, he gave, he gave the heat fit. But ain't nobody say no Play ip.

[Uncle Joe]

He did.

[Joe Johnson]

And he got up and say, hey, man, y' all know how Play IP work? Oh, that's news to me.

[Uncle Joe]

Hey, he has some bright spots.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Uncle Joe]

Playoff series. Him and b.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, Joe, 50 mil a year, huh? They can't be spots.

[Uncle Joe]

That's what I'm saying. That's why I say, man, they got to get to the drawing board. They got to figure out what they gonna do. Uncle Oo, do you come back with the same team and think and, and be naive enough to think, damn, we gonna be better next year? Hey, I, I don't know if you do that. I think you gotta make a blockbuster move some way somehow. I just think you gotta do something, bro.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I was wrong because in the pandemic, I called a man Playoff pe. And then he had the situation. What happened in, in the bubble. Yeah. And then, you know, people like, oh, come on, bro. Yeah. And, and people like, we take mental illness serious.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Right.

[Joe Johnson]

But you ain't mentioned none of that when you guys were winning. And then when you lose it and it, it just, you know, and he blamed like, Doc, you know, Doc with having me run all these pin downs and all this. It just came with all these Excuses. And look, he done got. He done got older now. He's not the same. The injuries are starting to mount up. Remember Joe, he had the shoulder surgery on both shoulders. He dealt with some. He dealt with some knee injuries, and it just

[Uncle Joe]

had a few unfortunates, bro.

[Joe Johnson]

It is. But if you go back and look at him, Joe, after. Even after he broke his. After he broke his leg, Joe, he was phenomenal. I didn't know he. I didn't know he can get back to that because that was a gruesome injury. And if you look at. If you look at the way he. Man, he was a man. He was what he was like in the MVP discussion.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Still got a silky smooth jumper. He was. Hey, he could play both ends of the court. He could defend at a high level. He could score the basketball. Oh, he was awesome.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

And I just. I. I just don't. I just. I just don't know if he'll. I don't know if he'll ever be what he once was. He's 37, not Joe.

[Uncle Joe]

Nah. Hey, you know what? You don't get better as your age now.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Nah.

[Uncle Joe]

So I think Philly, they really gotta look themselves in the mirror, Uncle Ojo. And figure out what they gonna do this summer.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. He's 36. Who would be 37. Okay. He just turned 36, so. Okay, he's 36. Just turned 36. They got a lot of bloated contracts, Joe. They got two more years at Paul, Georgia at about 50. They got three years of Joel Embiid 192. That's the 8:12. That's 64 million. You got 64 million in. In the next three years with Embiid.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah,

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[Joe Johnson]

Here's our last one. Let's take a listen.

[Nightcap Discord Caller]

Yo. Oh, show Joe. Nightcap found. Mess with y' all boys heavy, yo. Nightcap is phenomenal. Love the show, man. It's a big part of the culture. It's like, you know, waking up in the morning and seeing first take or seeing these other morning shows, sports morning shows, right? And, you know, after you have a nightcap with a nice young lady, you know, y' all sipping on the portier and what have you. And you wake up and you might need a little morning joke, you know what I'm saying? Nightcap for the night and, you know, morning joke. I'm just throwing that out there. Shout out nightcap.

[Joe Johnson]

Okay. Yeah, okay.

[Uncle Joe]

Hey, man.

[Joe Johnson]

Ah, dang, Joe.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Hey, Joe, you done finished the bottle, boy.

[Uncle Joe]

My cat. My court fell in there but it's all good. It's okay. It's still Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

The car fell down. I got to get you a new one, then.

[Uncle Joe]

Nah, what do you mean? I still drink that.

[Joe Johnson]

What do you mean? I said I got to get you one. I'm gonna replace that one.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, man, don't worry about it. Hey, it's. It's. It's. It's doing what it's supposed to do. Hey, hey, hey. Me and baby went and done some yoga today, and then we came home and done a little yoga, you know?

[Joe Johnson]

Okay. Now look at. Ooh, Joe, you got your supply. The planes hit different. Joe, the planes hit different with that yoga.

[Uncle Joe]

I'm picking up what you putting down by now.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, yeah, man. Get the roast marks. That dawn dog hit different. That down dog hit different.

[Uncle Joe]

Hello? Hello?

[Joe Johnson]

Just say it. Just say it.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah. Yo, Jon. Locked in over here, twin.

[Joe Johnson]

I got, I got.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

I got you. I hear you.

[Joe Johnson]

I hear you. I'm. I'm a. You a morning person, Ocho?

[Uncle Joe]

Absolutely.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

You know, Joe. Uncle, I get up. I get up six every morning.

[Joe Johnson]

I'm talking about when you get up to my. Get up, get up.

[Uncle Joe]

Hello.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Hey, listen. Hey, boy, I'm riding the clock.

[Joe Johnson]

What?

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Huh? You hear me? Because ain't no. Ain't no telling when somebody need my services.

[Uncle Joe]

Huh?

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Hey, I'm. I'm on call 24 7. Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Yes, sir. Hey,

[Uncle Joe]

yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Do not feed animal in the morning. Leave me below.

[Uncle Joe]

Hey,

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

hey, that. Hey, that's the old me, man. That's the old me, boy. You know? Yeah, that's the old me, the new me, you know? You know, and then set it down, man.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, you to settle down.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you know, I, I. I can't. I can't move like I used to, bro.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, yeah. I'm saying, though. But I'm just saying, I mean, you know, hey, sometime in the morning, that would. They. That's what they need.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Uncle Joe]

Hey, hey. And it ain't got to be long. Real look quick.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, bing, bing.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

That's it.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Hey, hey, you might not need to get a bing, bing. You might get a bing. Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey, that morning different.

[Uncle Joe]

You going 45 in the morning, huh?

[Joe Johnson]

I got that. Be hard on me. Oh, you got that old bee up in you. I ain't going nowhere. We go to the bathroom. No, I'm good right here. I put that baby arm on the bed. It's over, Joe. If prescribed new sexual health patients get 15 off your first order of roast marks on A reoccurring plan. Connect with a provider at Ro Co Nightcap to find out if prescription roast marks are right for you. Yeah, man.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Yeah.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Y' all be good at the game tomorrow, Ocho.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Huh?

[Joe Johnson]

The game?

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

You going?

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I got to go, Ocho.

[Uncle Joe]

You do?

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, boy, that might be the last time I get a chance to see Go James in the Laker uniform. You never know. Ocho.

[Uncle Joe]

They don't like support, too. Boy, don't go see him, man. Don't go check them out.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Hey, you. You're gonna be feeling real bad tomorrow, boy.

[Joe Johnson]

Don't say the docho. I'm just saying, I mean, I know Goat can give me one of those virtuoso. Just go out with a virtuoso, okay?

[Uncle Joe]

Hey, we need. We need. We need the Lakers to get a game, man. We need more basketball, bro.

[Joe Johnson]

We do. We do. We do. Trenton Smith, Deuce Nixon, Foe. Sweet. They did. Man, that feeling, y'. All. Oh, feeling y' all wasn't what the elephant left on the showground.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Damn.

[Joe Johnson]

I thought y' all gonna do more. I thought y' all gonna do better than this, man.

[Uncle Joe]

Come on, man. Come on, man. They seem a little too fast for the nick if y' all really want me to tell you, like, they look like they were playing a whole nother gear, bro.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, man, they. They made sure they, like, hey, we go back to New York.

[Uncle Joe]

We going.

[Joe Johnson]

We. Hey, this thing over? We going to get rest. Yeah. Hey, Mike Brown, we off tomorrow. Yeah, I know you ain't said that, but we are. We off the bar. Hey, guys. See y' all Tuesday. You know, as a matter of fact, if. If the. If. Well, no, hey, I see y' all guys Wednesday. Enjoy. Two days off.

[Uncle Joe]

Hey, and then Brunson telling Josh Hart, hey, yeah, yeah, we're gonna shoot this next episode tomorrow.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Uncle Joe]

On the pod,

[Joe Johnson]

J Dub, Akron. My mother, Ava, left the earth a few years ago. What I wouldn't give to have her slap me upside the head one more time. Happy Mother's Day to her, my wife, Stephanie, and all the. And all the mothers that are watching. Yeah, man, Those. My grandmother. My grandmother's birthday is the 12th. Not just for me, you know, she didn't want anything, but we got it anyway. We got it anyway. So she go get a piece, and I'm simple, you know, Watch. I bought a watch that had the big numbers on it. It glow in the dark. And the band, you know, crystal flicks, you know, the Bad Joe, you twist the band. Yeah, man, My grandma Loved that watch. Told my sister, when y' all put me in the ground, y' all make sure I got my watch on. So she gotta watch it. She. So she know what time. Hopefully.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Hopefully.

[Joe Johnson]

It keep on running. Kept running, didn't stop anytime soon. It light up. It. It light up at the night, so. But, man, she just. I don't know what. It was just like anything I got my grandmother, it was like. It was the Hope diamond.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

You couldn't tell my grand. You couldn't tell my grandma. Oh, my baby bought me this. I bought a cross with that had diamonds down the middle of it.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Gold chain.

[Uncle Joe]

Are they.

[Joe Johnson]

Cheers, baby. This is going to ground with your granny. You couldn't tell. Like I said, if I bought my grandma something, you could not tell that woman. She thought, boy, you'd have thought, hey, she was queen. Queen of England. And I went to the drugstore, got that watch. I think I paid like 17 for the watch, but you couldn't tell my grandma nothing.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

So all the mothers, they. They value stuff different, no matter how much it costs.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. My grandma ain't know nothing about no cost or nothing. I mean, when you've been getting cheap stuff all your life.

[Uncle Joe]

Yep.

[Joe Johnson]

It's just the fact that somebody thought enough of them to get them something, so. Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers out there, even the mothers that aren't mothers that take on that role. Yeah. To all the pet mothers. Happy Mother's Day to you, absolutely almighty, James. And put it back. Put it on his back in the fourth. Do you guys think Wembley will play game five? I do.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

I don't think. I. I think. I don't think Wemby is going to be suspended for. He got a flavor, too. He got thrown out of the ball game. It impacted the ball game. I don't think they're going to impact it anymore by having him miss another game. I think he gets fined. I don't know, whatever the fine is. Joe, what's the fine for an ejection? 30,000. 25.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

It's a first offense, though, too, now.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, it's probably about. Probably about three grand, something like that. 2500. 3000, something like that.

[Joe Johnson]

What's a 2000? $2000.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

What?

[Uncle Joe]

Injection? Yeah, yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Damn.

[Uncle Joe]

That ain't nothing here.

[Joe Johnson]

I know. Elvin. Joyce. Hey, ISO, I rock with you, but you can't tell that tall holding hands that high up. Ocho going to tear your midsection up.

[Uncle Joe]

In what, boxing? Yeah, my cage. I got a big cage. My ca.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

He can't get in here.

[Uncle Joe]

Listen, the man, he got to take one or two here. One of them gonna put him away.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

That ain't the way it worked, Joe.

[Uncle Joe]

It is.

[Joe Johnson]

What you mean?

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

This ain't Mike Tyson punch out. It's real life, Joe.

[Uncle Joe]

And listen, these things. Hey, listen. They so quick, O2, you think you're gonna get up in here, one gonna hit you.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

I ain't worried about how quick you are, Joe. It don't matter how quick you are, Joe. That don't matter. Okay. Huh? I'm gonna go upside your head. Cause you won't pay my goddamn money, boy.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

I'm gonna show you the definition to get it in blood. You hear me?

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Uncle Joe]

We owe each other a phase, so I think it works out fine.

[Joe Johnson]

Ocho Joe. Got some good news. Jamal. The singer. I popped the row on baby number four. After telling the Lord I ain't want no more. Happy Mother's Day to my wife, Tiara. I keep telling you folk that thing stand up.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Hey, Spar. Especially now. You got to be more careful.

[Uncle Joe]

Hello. Hey.

[Joe Johnson]

Back to back. Be like Usain Boat.

[Uncle Joe]

I'm talking about. Hey, hey. If she look at you wrong, boy. Hey. Yeah. What's that? Yeah. What'd you say?

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, what you said.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, yeah, baby.

[Joe Johnson]

You'll take the. Oh, you try to. Oh, you want to get naked? No, I say take the trash out. Oh, I thought you. Hey. I thought you said. I thought you said get naked.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

My bad.

[Joe Johnson]

I misunderstood you. I misunderstood you. I thought you said you wanted me to take you out to this. Okay, okay.

[Uncle Joe]

My bad.

[Joe Johnson]

My bad. I misspoke. Misspoke. D read HT stand for H Town. Katie messed up my team. Which stars be with their current team next year? KD, Giannis, LeBron, Kawhi Ja or Jaylen Brown? Which stars won't be with their current team next season?

[Uncle Joe]

I think we can almost. We can pencil Jai in. I think he gone if I'm just keeping it real. I think Jock going for sure. All those other guys.

[Joe Johnson]

Maybe 50.

[Uncle Joe]

50 you say Giannis? He didn't say. Yanis did.

[Joe Johnson]

I think Jayla. I don't think Jayla's going anywhere.

[Uncle Joe]

I think they tripping on that. They tripping. Why would you break JT and JB up? All the success that they've had together. Right.

[Joe Johnson]

Thank you.

[Uncle Joe]

Unfortunate situation. I wouldn't break that up.

[Joe Johnson]

If you trade Kawhi, what do you. What do you have in that new two billion dollar building that you just built?

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

You got.

[Joe Johnson]

If you trade Kawhi, he the Only star you got.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah. Yeah, man. I mean, damn, how many games he

[Joe Johnson]

gonna give us what he been giving you to get it we give you since he been there. You know that. You knew that when you got it.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Mm,

[Uncle Joe]

Nah. Well, that. That time they done ran his course. I mean, hey, maybe trying to start over while he's still. Why he's still kicking. He got some fighting him. You probably. He still get some good value to. To a team.

[Joe Johnson]

I don't know why you expect anything different. You dating a girl. She only gave you. She only give it to you once or once a week or twice a month. And then you get married, and then you talking about why you don't give it to me. What? What, you thought she already said the parameters? She already said how she was gonna move. Yeah, before y' all got married. The quickest. I tell you what, guys. The quickest way to destroy a woman's sex drive. Wedding cake. She take one bite over this. Over JoJo and Joe.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Hey, statistically speaking, I heard that's true, huh?

[Uncle Joe]

Wedding cake.

[Joe Johnson]

The. The quickest way to destroy a woman's sex drive. Let her buy the wedding cake her own. Good night, Irene.

[Uncle Joe]

Damn.

[Joe Johnson]

I'm sorry, guys. So think long and hard, Ojo. I think you are. Well, we all get married next year this time, so.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Yeah. Yeah. We having a triple wedding, right? Remember?

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, you got your partner, right? You.

[Joe Johnson]

You know, Shay led her to cut. I'm ready to do it. Shay in the cut?

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Yeah.

[Uncle Joe]

So you still going strong over there? You good? Who you.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

You goddamn right, boy.

[Uncle Joe]

Okay. You know, yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Listen, I don't fold under pressure, okay?

[Uncle Joe]

I know how you get sometimes now, you know, I.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

How I get?

[Uncle Joe]

Ah, yay. You change them like your draws, partner.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Hey, listen, I change it like my drawers when I see something ain't right.

[Uncle Joe]

Okay? Okay.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Yeah, I see it. They one sign. That's all it. One sign. Okay. That's what type of time we own. Okay. Bet. Oh, you want to be funny? Oh, we gonna make it a comedy show, Joe. I don't play Joe, baby. I hit the exit ramp quick, boy.

[Joe Johnson]

Better turn the whole thing over. Oh, try to get off the exit rail. Can you wish my son's mom Jade a happy Mother's Day? We co parent, and she be making my eye twitch with that issue that comes out of her mouth. But still an amazing mother to our son and deserves her flower. Absolutely, Jade. Happy Mother's Day. Your co parent says, you know, sometimes you go to his nerve, but he cannot deny one thing. You are incredible. Mom. And today you should be celebrated. So whatever differences you may or may not have with your co parent, he says, you know what? Jade is the unbelievable mom. And that we can't deny. So, Jade from the Nightcap family, Ocho and ISO. Happy Mother's Day.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Happy Mother's Day,

[Joe Johnson]

Lashard. Say, Shannon, I'm growing boat trying to keep up with them you and them T shirts. Hey, that would I be getting nobody. I want no watch. I want a jury on the neck. Like just a T shirt from Nightcap.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah,

[Joe Johnson]

that one. I'm talking simple. I'm simple.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

I don't. I don't.

[Joe Johnson]

Ain't no fans like Ocho be wanting all that. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

All I wear soccer. Soccer jerseys. What you talking about?

[Joe Johnson]

And goofy and ballistic soccer jersey be costing a lot of money.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Nah, nah, nah, nah. These. These vintage, man. These.

[Joe Johnson]

Nah, I know these 20. I think. I think like 22. Michelle, like. I'm not ordering any more shirt. I'm not ordering any more shirts. How you gonna tell me you're not gonna order no shirt? Order the shirts. R I P E forever. There you go, Ocho. Love you, brother, but that cough has been working on for a month now. You sounded like Doc Rivers. That who that cough.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

I told him I ain't even. I ain't cough. I ain't called the past three episodes. What are you talking about, yo?

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, you did.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

When he talk about my voice is raspy. Might there's some goddamn cigars, but I had about four of them things today. Hey, Uncle, y' all missed some good games today, man.

[Joe Johnson]

What games? Soccer.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

What you mean? Arsenal play?

[Joe Johnson]

I'm gonna catch you. I'm gonna catch you at the World Cup.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Hey, Real Madrid. Real Madrid got embarrassed.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, they really did.

[Joe Johnson]

PSG win.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

PNG don't play to to the final. It ain't up yet.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, who they play? Arsenal.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Yeah, they play Arsenal in the final.

[Joe Johnson]

Okay.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Damn.

[Joe Johnson]

Shot a 6974. Shannon, I've been watching you since I was in middle school. I'm 25 now. Lagging. Go.

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[Joe Johnson]

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[Joe Johnson]

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[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Well, I mean, I had shades on all the time. You're not used to it yet.

[Joe Johnson]

You say, why you got them? You say they little, though.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

How they little? Man, I got a little ass head.

[Joe Johnson]

You got a little milk bill, A little pee.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Yeah, yeah. Little head.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah. Hey, I'm gonna swell it up.

[Joe Johnson]

Put that on the screen. Huh? This Turtle.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Good luck with that. It's Turtle Joe. I'm blocking everything. Joe and Joe. I'm sitting in the pocket. I ain't even backing up.

[Joe Johnson]

What? Please.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

I'm. I'm Telling you now, right in the pocket.

[Uncle Joe]

Walking you down. I'm walking you down.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

You ain't gonna have to walk. Cause I ain't moving.

[Joe Johnson]

What do you mean?

[Uncle Joe]

Yes, you are.

[Joe Johnson]

You ain't gonna stand.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

No, no, no, no. Trust me. I'm not moving.

[Uncle Joe]

Okay. All right,

[Joe Johnson]

spot him. Said Timberwolves need to pick up Bo Bo. They'll be dangerous, man. Where? I think. What is he? In here in the G League?

[Uncle Joe]

N. That man overseas playing somewhere. I seen. Yeah, I seen. I seen a few clips of him. Probably about a week or so overseas. But I'm like, damn. You know, it's crazy because it's like, bro, how he. Like, it's gotta be something. Ocho.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. He in the Philippines, Joe.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah. I'm like, how. He ain't like. I. Damn. I thought the man had some talent.

[Joe Johnson]

I mean. Cause he seemed like when he get in there. But you know what, Joe? It's like when he get in there and, like, mop up, he be going to work. But when they play in major minutes and it matters, it's like you don't show up. So I don't know. I mean, the guy. Cause the guy can shoot three seven, two can shoot three. He can handle the ball.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

So you saying he Wimby.

[Uncle Joe]

It feels like he fit in with the check and Wimby conversation, meaning he can be in there with him. But yeah, same block shots and all that. Like them. For whatever reason, bro, he don't get the opportunity. I think he got the opportunity. I don't know what it is, but, you know, it's like, you'll see him play one game, then they'll sit him for 15 straight games.

[Joe Johnson]

Yep, you're right. Lazy Lee, 34. Unc, do you think there's a situation where the Patriots trade for AJ and bring Diggs back on a lesser contract? No, I don't think so, either.

[Uncle Joe]

Ain't nobody messing with Diggs.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

I say he end up in either. Either. Either the Commanders or the Ravens.

[Joe Johnson]

I don't think. I don't think the Patriots. Oh, we're bringing back. I think that's what Ocho is saying. I'm not. I don't think Ocho is saying that he's not going to be in the league next year, but he just don't see a scenario, him being with New England. He's not AJ Even though, look what's going on with Mike Brable is going on with Mike Brable. I still think he's in play. I read today that they're having that Hurts is having a throw in. I don't know if it's in Houston, if it's Miami. And the receivers. All the receivers showed up. AJ did not so deduce from that. Whatever you like,

[Uncle Joe]

but we know PR

[Joe Johnson]

Coffin says who's worse for Laylee or Ayton.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Hey, hey, that's messed up for lately.

[Joe Johnson]

The left a right guard from the Ravens or deandre Ayton.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, boy, I hear you talking about that right guard for the Ravens.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, yeah, man, that joke was so good and terrible. If it's a situation Joe, which is heavier, ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, they both wear a ton.

[Joe Johnson]

They the same. Oh, yeah. He with the Giants. I don't know what harbor thinking. Oh, I don't have no idea what harbor think. I don't know. Lord have mercy. Can you imagine him and what's the. What's the tackle they got from Alabama? Can you imagine them on the same side? He was the number seven pick in the draft on big boy was no fellati. I don't know where he went. I don't know. He was drafted. He should have been drafted to the military. But then he give up your position, so. Nah. Keep his ass out of the military. You gotta chill.

[Uncle Joe]

You gota gotta chill.

[Joe Johnson]

It's pronounced the tackle from Miami. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. The other one from Alabama. They drafted the Alabama tackle like three, four years ago. He bad. They tried him. He drafted him at right tackle. They tried him at left tackle. He just. Oh, Neil, Evan, Neil.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh,

[Joe Johnson]

yeah. Uncultured, underscore. J. Ocho talking big while he. He's still short about 6k out here with that Crayola box drip.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Crayola box drip.

[Joe Johnson]

Who you owe?

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Shoot, nobody. He hold on. Hey. He's so uncultured. He talk about Crayola box strip. Do you see what that says, son?

[Joe Johnson]

Huh?

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Huh? Do you see that? That says Brazil.

[Joe Johnson]

Huh?

[Uncle Joe]

Let him know.

[Joe Johnson]

So uncultured.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Talk about Crayola box strip.

[Uncle Joe]

Let him know, bro.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

He's so unseasoned. Crayola box strip.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, y', all. We're going to talk about nightcap on here. How do I get laportier in Ireland? ISO, are you going to be staying on this year during the NFL season? Well, we're trying to get. It's not as easy as you think to try to get, you know, but we're trying. It works. I mean, we do have my. Our partner is from overseas, so it's definitely going to help because they'll know all the Parameters and all the inner workings and the things that you got to do. So that's our goal, is to get it in Europe. Ocho, we gonna talk World cup on Nightcap.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

We got.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

We had that thing. We got that thing. And if you want to. If you want to hear more extensive talk about soccer, y' all know, you can follow my other podcast, the Late Run with My homeboy Raheemovich. So we definitely. We definitely could. I'm going to be going to the games. You know what we got. We got about another, what, three weeks?

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

I think they start after the NBA season, about a month.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Y' all going to tap me in on the football season. We're going to get it right.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, have mercy. Oh. Oh, man, that's joker, boy. The Cowboys win, man. You know Joe gonna be on one, man.

[Uncle Joe]

Hey, hey, Ocho. Ocho. We don't play out this year, do we play out this year?

[Joe Johnson]

The schedules come out on. The schedules come out on Thursday. Thursday we know the opponents.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

You better hope we all don't play us.

[Uncle Joe]

What plead.

[Joe Johnson]

I think. I think. I think we play Cincinnati.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Who is we?

[Joe Johnson]

The Bron. The Broncos.

[Uncle Joe]

We for sure play out on.

[Joe Johnson]

Cowboys open the season against Ravens overseas. But they play overseas. That's all. Game in Brazil. Yeah, the Cowboys play the Ravens in Brazil.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Okay.

[Uncle Joe]

I can see us, papa. Y'.

[Joe Johnson]

All.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Damn.

[Uncle Joe]

Game one.

[Joe Johnson]

Okay.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

So you think y' all gonna start the season 1 0?

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Okay.

[Joe Johnson]

It's not the open. It's like game two or three. Ojo.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Okay.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. 27th.

[Uncle Joe]

What we doing, huh?

[Joe Johnson]

Damn, Joe.

[Uncle Joe]

What happened?

[Joe Johnson]

It ain't even. Although this man want to bet we got June, July, August, August. We. We got four months, and this man still want to put place a bed.

[Uncle Joe]

I feel good. I feel good, baby boy.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, the. Hey, you know what you call the. The. The NFL had to promise Jerry something for him to give up a game. For him to give up a game.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Lord have mercy. That's all right. Your day coming up. Okay, Joe? We're gonna have a little something. We definitely gonna have a little something, though.

[Uncle Joe]

I mean, me and you got a different rapport. You know what I mean? Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

You feel what I'm saying?

[Uncle Joe]

Me and you got a real understanding.

[Joe Johnson]

You'll trust Ocho, huh?

[Uncle Joe]

Hell, no.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Trust me.

[Joe Johnson]

Trust me.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Hey, hold on. Trust me with what, Joe?

[Uncle Joe]

I was talking to uncle about something. My bad.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

I know what you talking about, Joe.

[Uncle Joe]

Nah, I was just. Me and Uncles having. We was having.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

That's there. That's your best bet. Keep it between y', all,

[Joe Johnson]

okay? Dave Embiid brought his body from Shark Tank.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, man, come on, bro.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

You got.

[Joe Johnson]

The bad. The bad kill zone. Said, Ocho, keep that same energy if the Knicks have to play OKC in the finals, right?

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. This is between uncle and Joe and the team, they pick each series, okay? I'm a Miami Heat fan.

[Uncle Joe]

Look, he copping his plea on. Look, there you go.

[Joe Johnson]

So what? What fan am I? Who. Who's my team? Who's my guy?

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

I root for your fan. Yeah, them sorry ass Lakers. Okay,

[Joe Johnson]

daddy. Sorry.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Y' all gonna be home tomorrow? Don't worry about it.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, don't worry. He going to the burial site.

[Joe Johnson]

Go, go, Jay. Go turn back to half the time. Just one time.

[Uncle Joe]

I hope he do. I ain't gonna lie, boy. Damn.

[Joe Johnson]

One time.

[Uncle Joe]

Give us a game. Here's another game, bro.

[Joe Johnson]

That's all we need. Just one more. Just one more. Gregory Grogan said if ATL do stay at 8 or move up to 4 or 5, what do you think they. What do you think about AJ and Trey as a backcourt?

[Uncle Joe]

What do I think about AJ and Trey?

[Joe Johnson]

Yep. AJ debonza and Trey Young in the back court for Washington.

[Uncle Joe]

I think it's a man. Listen, because Trey is so. He is so elite at playmaking. I mean, shit, he's probably led the NBA in the 6 I don't know how many times. But he's a great point guard who make guys around him better. And who better to have on your team than a young phenom And AJ And Anthony Davis. Hopefully he can stay healthy. And him coming out having something to prove, man, they could. They could surprise. They can make a big jump next year, man, if they really serious about this thing. You know what I'm talking about?

[Joe Johnson]

I agree.

[Uncle Joe]

But you, Jay, hey, you gotta come. You gotta come into camping shape. You gotta come with your mind, right? And you know you're gonna have a long six to eight months. Let's get to it.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Ah,

[Joe Johnson]

Astro. What's our big three question for you guys? Where would you rank Jalen Hurts among starting quarterbacks? I personally have him at 7, but curious to see what you guys think. Appreciate you guys, all things being equal and, you know, I know everybody. Once you get the ring and that's the end, all be all. But I don't say that. If you give me a choice, I'm taking for sure. I'm taking Mahomes I'm taking Josh, I'm taking L. Jack Lamar, I'm taking. What's your guy? Joe Ocho Burrow. Joe, that's four,

[Uncle Joe]

Man. What about that?

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I mean, it's gonna be real interesting to see after this year where Caleb Williams go, because I think if you. I mean, another year under that system. Ocho, we know guys normally get the second year, they normally take another big jump in that system.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

And.

[Joe Johnson]

And Love, I. You know what? 7 is not a bad place. I think somewhere between. Yeah.

[Uncle Joe]

And interesting.

[Joe Johnson]

I'm not taking. I wouldn't take it even with a subo ring. I'm not taking them over Josh Allen. I'm not taking them over Lamar. I'm not taking them over Joe Burrow. I'm not taking them over Patrick Mahomes. Those four, I know for certain. I'm not taking him over.

[Uncle Joe]

And. And we got to see how Jaden Daniels bounce back.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. But it'd be real interesting to see with Dak. Caleb Williams, Jordan Love.

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[Joe Johnson]

the way Trevor Lawrence played this

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

year, he looked good. He looked good this year.

[Joe Johnson]

Under with Liam, he looked in Liam Cohen's system, he looked like the guy that went number one overall and was supposed to go number one overall.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Look completely different this year.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, but I. Yeah, I'll say somewhere. I think seven is a good spot, but he's gonna have to. He's gonna. It's gonna be very interesting to see how he looks. Devonte moves the number one. Didn't they take a receiver? Didn't they take a receiver in the first. Oh, yeah, they took a lemon. Yeah, they took him. Yeah, they took lemon from usc, Makai. Yeah, but I think they're gonna have to throw the ball. I think they're just gonna have to trust him. Let him throw the ball. He believes he can throw it. He's thrown the ball. He showed you in the Super Bowl. Damn. What motor man gotta do. But sometimes, Ocho, you know, when they have a perception of it, what they think you can do,

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

it's hard to change it.

[Joe Johnson]

It's hard to change it.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Hard to change it.

[Joe Johnson]

Even so. Even so. And I think they think that

[Uncle Joe]

ask

[Joe Johnson]

him to go throw the ball 35, 40 times like we do. Some of those other guys.

[Uncle Joe]

Right.

[Joe Johnson]

They don't feel comfortable enough doing that. Well, hell, if they're not gonna let Saquon run the football. You ain't got no damn choice. And you can't wait till you get behind. Cause they wait till they get behind 10, 14 points and then they Try to open the offense up. Open it up?

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Hell, you paid it. You paying him like a top flight quarterback. Allow him to be there.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, right.

[Joe Johnson]

They'd be ticking me off. Who'll be the next special guest? Who would the next special guest be? If I had a vote, it would be the big ticket himself. Can we get a hint? I don't know.

[Shaquille O'Neal (Health Ad)]

Tomorrow.

[Joe Johnson]

Gp gary payton, glove stopping by. When they sell Spartan your ISO. The Knicks knock out Atlanta pigeons and they sweep the seven. The 76 foot deep sixes now pay Ocho his money man.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Hey, he ain't got to pay it. He gonna get dealt with. Don't worry about it.

[Uncle Joe]

I mean hell, they know standing no damn way.

[Joe Johnson]

John Doe say throughout the playoff series, the Wolves have had the best series to watch.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, no question.

[Joe Johnson]

Yes,

[Uncle Joe]

this has been the most entertaining series. I mean especially if you're a guy who really, if you're a fan who really loves buckets. Two way guys defending playing at a high level. This has been, this by far been the best series.

[Joe Johnson]

Can you wish me, Mike, a Happy birthday? Day 1 Nightcapa here. Also like to wish my fiance Brooke a happy Mother's day. I appreciate her so much. She makes daily life easier for our family. Absolutely. Happy birthday, bro. Thank you for the support. Thank you for being here for day one. And Brooke, happy Mother's day.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Happy Mother's Day. Brooke.

[Joe Johnson]

You gotta say you make life easier and say you're an unbelievable mother. So on your day, enjoy. Hopefully you had you guys went to a nice brunch, you got a nice Mother's day gift, and to a happy life. Thank you guys, both of you. Did you see the who the special guest was for Kevin Hart's roast? No, I did not. Who was the special guest? Who was Cat? So what did Cat say? They cool. They okay. He can't cavie Rose to be her. Ah, so now it makes sense why they tried to get me there. They wanted to get me there to just show out on me what happened. Kevin Hart had a roast. Shane Gillis, Netflix. You remember the roast they had a couple years ago with Tom Brady? Yeah, they had something similar for Kevin Hart.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, they try to get you to come?

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Ah, Dirty rascals. But I'm glad. I'm glad. Obviously I know Cat a lot better than I know Kev. Met Cab once. He was unbelievable. Invited me to his home. I took a look at his car collection. He's an incredible hard worker. Obviously. What Cat said on the show. Cat, you know, said what he said about a Lot of different people, and a lot of people felt a certain type of way. So it is what it is. I mean, like I said, when people come on my platform, I allow them to speak.

[Uncle Joe]

And

[Joe Johnson]

I guess a lot of people weren't. Weren't too happy about that. So I'm glad. I'm glad, but because I always. I like when, you know, we can set aside our differences, especially us. I don't like to see. I don't like to have no. I don't like to have no public discourse, especially with somebody that looked like us. Guys, there's too much money out there. We can get this money. Why. Why are we bickering about what they Print money. They run out of their print. You saw that during the pandemic. There's enough. There's. There's enough topics, there's enough sports, there's enough knowledge that everybody has different knowledge and strong in different areas. Why we. Why. Why we got to take shot? Why we got to say ish about one another?

[Uncle Joe]

Right?

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

You want to say something?

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Nah, I'm gonna let Joe slide right now because you were just. You was just preaching, so I'm letting him slide.

[Uncle Joe]

What had to do with me, man?

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

I didn't know. Talk about money. I would just think about what you owe me.

[Uncle Joe]

Well, I owe you none.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Okay. Okay. Yeah, okay.

[Joe Johnson]

Ocho, I think you might just better chalk that one up to the game.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Just go ahead now. He gonna get chopped up.

[Uncle Joe]

Hey, like they say. Oh, yeah, you might work. I'll try that one to the game. I mean. Yeah, you can't whoop me, so. I mean, I. You know me.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Hey, hey, hey, Joe, you right. I can't whoop you. I could beat you, though. It's a difference. I'm gonna beat you.

[Joe Johnson]

Like I said, man. Like I said, I just. I just. I just hate that because it's us. Like I said, if I saw, you know, the Kelsey's and Rogan going at each other or Amy Poehler and. And call her Daddy podcast going at each other. You know, I'm like, okay, hey, they get a little tougher. Let's. Let's let us join the fray. They don't do that. It's just us. It's just us, Ocho. And it's. It's a shame.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

And they just sit. They just sit back and what? And even when I went. Went through what I went through, Yeah, I lost the house. But guess what, Ocho? You couldn't take the tools that I used to build a house.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Come on.

[Joe Johnson]

Guess What? Build another one.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

That's it.

[Joe Johnson]

Stay the course. And now we got Joe.

[Uncle Joe]

He locked in.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Oh yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Rocket ship.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, period.

[Joe Johnson]

Poncho. Poncho. Shout out to the Carolina Hurricanes for going 80 in the Stanley cup playoffs. Sweeping the first two round. First team to go 80 since they changed the rules in 1985.

[Uncle Joe]

Hey, hold on.

[Joe Johnson]

They want, huh?

[Uncle Joe]

They go eight, no win.

[Joe Johnson]

They ain't no in the first two rounds of the playoffs. Heading to the stand. So that means they're out. They're Eastern Conference team. So they're Eastern Conference finals now.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Carolina Hurricanes,

[Joe Johnson]

if I'm not mistaken. Don't Tom Dundon own them? I think the Carolina Hurricanes owner is. Is purchasing just purchased the Portland Trailblaze. Didn't he purchase the Portland Trailblazer? Yeah, that's it. Vd, VDA Nation. Don't Chad look like an alien with how he look with those glasses on? I look like on your glasses, man.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

I look like a who?

[Joe Johnson]

Alien with them glasses on, man.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Whoever that is. Don't know. Listen, I'm top 10 sexiest dudes in the world. They talk about look like an alien. Man, please. Top 10, top 10 what? Especially when I ate like right now, I look bummy, you know, got my soccer stuff on. But hey, Joe.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah?

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

When I put that on, boy. Yeah, well, I ain't nothing to play with, boy. I ain't nothing to play with. Alien. Yeah, man. Child, please.

[Joe Johnson]

Jrock oo. It's been like two or three weeks now and you still coughing, man. Man, go see that doctor and get that antibody.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

I'm confused. I ain't cough.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, show why you called yesterday and that voice ain't came back.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

That. That's them cigars, huh? I'm smoking. You know, it don't. It don't make it no easier when you got a cold and you still smoking. But I still be letting them things fly back to back. I ain't playing. Hey, I went through eight, I swear. I promise you. I went through about four today.

[Uncle Joe]

Man, why you.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, Joe. Water's good.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Nah. Hey, I smoked throughout the whole day watching soccer. I start 7:30 in the morning.

[Uncle Joe]

Damn.

[Joe Johnson]

You smoking your house? Hell no. Oh, I would say. Well, you.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

I go, I go. I go on the patio, turn the game on, okay? You know, you know, Saturday and Sunday is Premier League. The game start at 7:30, right? Last game at 3 and I go to the cigar bar about 5 o', clock, I smoke by 2 there, come back home, sit in the driveway, smoke another one.

[Uncle Joe]

Hey, hey, Ojo. Cigar bars in Florida, the one you go to, you got to be dressed up when you go.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Nah, Joe, I go in there. Whatever, Joe, whatever. They got something like that.

[Joe Johnson]

There's.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

There's one in Doral. Joe called.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Oh, you gotta go, Joe. You got to go in that thing. Nice, Joe.

[Uncle Joe]

Now, I went to a cigar bar with a couple of volleyball dads, bro. Yeah. Here, you gotta wear a sports coat collar shirt.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, yeah. Eight.

[Uncle Joe]

What is it?

[Joe Johnson]

Eight? Cigar bar at the. At. Where's that?

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

The resorts world you talk about in Vegas, Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

Where were you at, Joe?

[Uncle Joe]

I was in Atlanta.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, okay.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

What was. Was it in Buckhead?

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, it was. It wasn't far. It wasn't far from my house.

[Joe Johnson]

I think I know. What's that one, Joe?

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Hey, Joe, is the one where you got to enter through a phone booth. They turned me away. I ain't had the right clothes on.

[Joe Johnson]

All I wanted to do. When you said that, Joe, I knew exactly what you were talking about.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Hey, Joe, they turned me away.

[Uncle Joe]

Hey, Ojo, I went in there, I had like a T shirt on, man. They didn't gave me a sports coat that was hanging up in the back somewhere. Yeah, I'm like, come on, bro. I look out of pocket up in here.

[Joe Johnson]

I knew exactly. That's what you said. I said, hold on. It was a Buckhead. And when you said that. Yes. The red phone. The red phone booth to walk in.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Hey, Uncle Joe, they. They turned me away.

[Uncle Joe]

I didn't want to stay.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

I just wanted to buy cigars.

[Uncle Joe]

They told me, no, it's nice enough.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, it is.

[Uncle Joe]

It is a nice little vibe, man. We had a good.

[Joe Johnson]

They got shaved by laporte up in there, Joe. Yeah.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, man, we probably gonna go back here soon. We. We got a little group chat with the fellas.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, well, let me know.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Hold on now, hold on. We talk about cigars now. You know, cigar week in Houston coming up May 20th through the 26th now, huh? Cigar Week in Houston is May 20th through the 26th.

[Joe Johnson]

Hold on. What'd you say it was?

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

May 20th through the 20th, I'm gonna say.

[Joe Johnson]

Where did you say it was? Where. Where is it located?

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Oh, in Houston.

[Uncle Joe]

What you and un gonna do, man? Why y' all steady playing, bro? Let go hit H town one time, man.

[Joe Johnson]

Them folk want to see y', all, man. I be on them Puentes. Oo, you know, I be on them Fuentes like that.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

What you know about our Turo?

[Joe Johnson]

Why won't say. That's what I be on what you

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

know about our T roll?

[Joe Johnson]

Okay.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Hey, Joe, you want to go out there?

[Joe Johnson]

Come on, man.

[Uncle Joe]

I meet you out there. Oh, what you gonna do, man? Go get on the flight, man.

[Joe Johnson]

If. Hold on. How, first of all, how long we going? How long? I go for it, I go for a day, I do overnight. I, I get there at a decent time in the morning at a decent time. And then we stay over, we go to the cigar bar and I got to come home, fellas.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

I, I do, I do a day.

[Uncle Joe]

One good day we have.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

I do a day. I just want to put my boots on.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, hold up, we dressing up. We. Oh, we dressing up. We get like that.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

No, I mean, we in Houston though. It's. It's Houston Cigar week, so, you know,

[Joe Johnson]

I got, I ain't wear no boots, man. My knees, man, my knees can't take no boots. My knees can't take no boots. I ain't gonna hold you.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Big three. Did you see the ass whipping David Benavidez put on cruiserweight trapping 0zadude?

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Yeah, we just talked about that. We talked about that fight.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, man, he put them things together.

[Uncle Joe]

He pieced him up with them powers on him.

[Nightcap Discord Caller]

Yeah, he did.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

That's exactly what you're gonna look like, Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

Who you?

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

I'm gonna make you quit.

[Uncle Joe]

Come on, man.

[Joe Johnson]

Guys, put yourself in the Thunder manager shoes. How do you handle the future with drafts and these upcoming picks to keep the train moving? Trade them.

[Uncle Joe]

Trade them.

[Joe Johnson]

I trade them and stock. Because look, they still got picks. I mean, they probably still got 10. First round of 10, eight to 10 first round picks. Joe. And these guys are young, so, you know, I mean, maybe in two years I start looking at, okay, maybe filter in or out because I don't know. You know, I think they signed Mitchell, didn't they? I think they signed Mitchell to like a 3, 3 year, 912 million dollar deal.

[Uncle Joe]

Joe did it.

[Joe Johnson]

I think they did.

[Uncle Joe]

It was before the season.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, they got a steal. Because that boy out there getting money.

[Joe Johnson]

He getting money. Yeah. Rick Love says if I'm la, I'm not going to give a Reeves a max deal. Not only can he not play defense, if you look at closely, he has to work way too hard to create his own shots. Feel like Jeremy Lish package him for kd.

[Uncle Joe]

Package reads for kd.

[Joe Johnson]

Yep.

[Uncle Joe]

They ain't doing. They ain't doing that. But I mean, I guess I kind of understand what he's saying. If the max is 275, 250 or whatever, it is for reading. He's just gonna be bogged down with him and Luca pillars at some point.

[Joe Johnson]

Yep. I just don't think with that. That backcourt playing defense, man. And guess what? The west have guards.

[Uncle Joe]

Two way guards.

[Joe Johnson]

Guards castle. Cat quick. You look at okc Cat quick. Look at the timberwolves. Cat quick. Murray Cat quick. Booker. Cat quick.

[Uncle Joe]

I.

[Joe Johnson]

What we doing here? Let's be real now. Who did who. Who they gonna cover? Nightcap, Fam dog Hero.

[Uncle Joe]

Unc.

[Joe Johnson]

Ocho. King ISO. Football season's coming. Early predictions. Who y' all got for the Super Bowl? I'm rocking with the Bears. Bear down. We got the number four in a draft and. And for the NBA, Caleb Wilson.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, it's just.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

It's too early. I ain't doing. I ain't doing no. No early picks for the sun vote and all that. I'm gonna wait. I'll wait till maybe week two, week three. Wait till that go by first.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, Cupcake. Cupcake cruising. Mama Ocho. I just start stranded in your city. Miss my connecting flight. So Miami airport is home for the night. Oh, you went down. Who you went to see Cupcake mama? You dying there, cuz. You know, she had just. She recently got divorced. Oo and Joe.

[Uncle Joe]

For real.

[Joe Johnson]

Oo you remember that? How you remember that, Joe?

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

She's still. That might be. Stella got a groove back.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

She said it was a. She said it was a connection, though.

[Joe Johnson]

She probably went to. Went to Jamaica, huh? OO the Bombers.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Okay.

[Joe Johnson]

Okay. So you make sure you get back on this chat and let us know tomorrow where you got stuck at. I mean, we know you got stuck in Miami, but where were you connecting from? And why did you go down there? You think you sleep?

[Uncle Joe]

Aha.

[Joe Johnson]

Women said he didn't care about the inexperience, but he showed his inexperience tonight with the flagrant, too. He needs more time to care in a cave with monks.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, he got a little frustrated tonight.

[Joe Johnson]

He did the Joel Embiid. Need to have a strength in his legs. Seems like someone that just leans on him, he kind of folds up. Is it his hip just fake, or is he just faking it?

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Faking it?

[Joe Johnson]

No, with just the knees. Man, his knees are bad. That's a lot of weight, bro.

[Uncle Joe]

And he hit the ground a lot, too.

[Joe Johnson]

He does. He does. Everybody put your thumb up to Ocho's face. Look the same, don't it? Why they owe you tonight, Ocho? Man, y' all about to get up off Ocho. Now y' all ain't gonna just keep on going on Ocho.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Let him enjoy. Let them enjoy. Get it, get it.

[Joe Johnson]

Nah, nah. Now they do it too much now.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Hey, hold your thumb up. Don't look the same. Hey, I ain't heard. I ain't never heard none of them twelves complain.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, ojo got the 12. Now y' all better stop playing with Ocho.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Kevin hart said I was a dj at diddy party. I wish I knew how to dj. That concludes this episode of Nightcap. We want to thank each and every one of you for joining us. The knicks sweep the 76ers 144 to 114 and we have a series in Minnesota thanks to ant man 36 points when we got ejected early in the ball game with a flagrant two because he elbowed Nas Reed to the side of the head and he was ejected from the ball game. And the series shifts back to San Antonio, but it's tied 2. 2. We got a ball game.

[Chad Johnson (Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson)]

Oh yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Thank you guys for joining us for another episode. Y' all know who I am. I'm your favorite uncle. There is my partner in co host. That's him. The six time Pro Bowler and the two time all pro from the Cincinnati Bengals that is Chad Oo Cinco Johnson. And the seven time NBA all star from the Atlanta Hawks. The Little Rock, Arkansas native that is ISO Joe Johnson. Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit the like button and go subscribe to the Nightcap podcast feed wherever you get your podcast from. Thank you guys for your support and your continued support because all of this is possible because of you. Those looking to purchase a bottle of Shade by Laportier head over to laportiercognac.com if it's currently unavailable in a state or city near you. Remember it is a premium VSOP Cognac drinks like an xo but it's the best tasting, smoothest VSOP cognac on the market compared against other cognacs. And I'm sure you'll see you'll be able to taste the difference that it is the smoothest, best tasting cognac on the market. Please Drake responsibly and stay safe. Wolves beat the Spurs 114 to 109. Ant man again had 36 points. Wemby was ejected for a flagrant two to an elbow to Nas Reed head and The Knicks ride 25. What did 25? Three pointers 18 in the first half as they blow past the 76ers, 144 to 114. Now they sit back and they await the winner of the of the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Detroit Pistons series. The series Detroit 2, Cavaliers 1. Cavaliers have an opportunity to send this thing back to Detroit. Tied two. Two. Thank you guys again for joining us. I'm un. He's oo. He's ISO. We'll see you tomorrow night after the Lakers win. Thank you. Bye. Sam.

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