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Everybody knows Shaq, but off camera he's
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just a regular guy. People never believe me when I say I'm just like them. I take out the trash, do dishes and I struggle with moderate obstructive sleep apnea or osa. And a lot of adults with obesity
Ocho
also struggle with moderate to severe osa.
Joe
You know those scary breathing interruptions during
Ocho
sleep, the loud snoring, choking and daytime fatigue. I knew I had to talk to my doctor.
Joe
Don't sleep on the symptoms.
Ocho
Learn more at don't sleep sleep on
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Joe
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ISO
Hey,
Joe
what, sir?
ISO
What?
Ocho
Rent.
Joe
What is this? Those are hot dog french fries. Those are actual hot dogs cut into shoestring french fries.
ISO
I like that. Huh?
Ocho
You know that's Ocho.
Joe
No, I'm good, bro.
ISO
Hey, that's me. Hey, that's me all day.
Joe
No, let me see.
ISO
Oh, yeah. Yes, sir, that's me.
Ocho
Hold on now. I try that though, Uncle. I ain't gonna lie to you.
ISO
Yeah. Hey, I don't need no ranch.
Joe
That's a hot dog Joe cut into. I'm.
Ocho
I tried. Listen, I tried.
Joe
I'm glad you say you try because when we go on this road show and we adventure and we trying it, I want to hear that same thing. I tried. That's what I want to hear, cuz. I got this. Lady, they got them onions cut down. Got that thing stewed out of there. Yeah, yeah.
ISO
Hey, I'mma swallow that thing.
Joe
Too much. Come on now.
ISO
Whoa. Oh.
Joe
My bad, Paul. Hold on. We gonna go back. Hey, Joe, I want you to have that same type of energy when we go. Oh. Oh, Lord have mercy.
ISO
My bad, My bad. My bad. I wasn't thinking. My bad.
Ocho
Oh. Do you know he number one on the list now a lot. Don't really surprise me no more. When he say something I kind of, you know, I kind of expected so, you know, you know, I.
ISO
Hey, hey, Joe. I would talk about. I would talk about what he would. I mean, the food that the lady gonna Be making. I mean, swallow it, like. I mean, that's what I meant. I didn't mean like. I ain't mean.
Joe
Don't do that. Don't, Don't. We swallowed it. We swallowed nothing, Ocho. We gonna chew it.
ISO
Okay, but when you chew it, then what do you do after you chew it? You what?
Joe
The way you said, that's. You swallow first. Ah, come on now, Chad. He don't mean what he say. It's a little late on the east coast, so just bear with it. Bear with it.
ISO
My bad, my bad.
Joe
No, Ocho. I don't know, Joe. I mean, a crispy hot dog.
Ocho
Yeah, I said I tried. I ain't saying I'm gonna sit here and eat the whole bucket right here, the whole hat.
Joe
So you have.
Ocho
But I'm gonna try it.
Joe
They try it, you'll eat one, you'll eat two, three.
Ocho
I mean, if they good, I might eat a couple, but I'm gonna try.
Joe
If they're good, don't you eat the whole hat like you just said.
ISO
Hey, I mean, all of them.
Joe
Yeah, yeah. We already know you, Ocho.
ISO
Hey, you know. Hey, hey. Hot dogs are so.
Joe
No, they're not.
ISO
Hot dogs with a. A delicacy. You know, growing up, Joe, especially when my grandma had. When I had beanies and weenies.
Ocho
Yeah.
ISO
You know, you got your baked beans.
Joe
Yeah, Grandma used to cut up the hot dogs.
Ocho
Yes, sir.
ISO
Put a little. Put a little honey in there.
Joe
Yeah, yeah, but you had a little more, you know, hot dogs and pork and beans. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember those days. Yeah, the hot dog. But see, hot dogs. Do they still make hot dogs like, you get 50 hot dogs in a pack.
ISO
50.
Ocho
Yeah, I know what he's talking about.
ISO
Yeah.
Joe
And they came in the casing, so the hot dog was like the hot dogs. Now, I guess the Oscar Mile or something. You can just dump them in the boiling water. But that wasn't the case. The hot dog used to come in a casing. Yeah, man, I don't know what y' all be, man. See. Oo y' all been living high in the hall. You wasn't as bad off as I thought. Whoo.
ISO
Hey, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, I had Oscar Mayer.
Ocho
Yeah. Hey, I didn't. I had a little bit of Oscar.
Joe
Only Oscar I knew was on Sesame street, and he was in the trash can. That was the only Oscar. You would get those. It wasn't. Nobody baloney has a first name. It's O, S, C, A R
Ocho
Oscar. The ground.
Joe
Nah. Hell no. Boy. All right. The hot dog was Friday night. Oh, Lord, man. All right, all right. It's time to play or fade. Presented by Prize Picks.
Ocho
What we got? What we got,
Joe
I don't know about. I just said we go any sporting event, you are not allowed to order no hot dog.
ISO
Oh, well, I ain't, I ain't going because I'm gonna get. I need my two hot dogs.
Joe
Hey, just eat them in the car before we get there. All right. A Jay Mitchell, he'll have night. He'll have more points, rebounds and assists. 19 and a half. Will he have more or less than 19 and a half? When you combine his points, rebounds, assist.
Ocho
Man, listen, Unc Ocho, I'm gonna have to take less on this one, guys. He been special. I know he. He averaged hell 22, 23 in the Laker series. I think he gonna be coming off the bench. I think his minutes probably be a little different this time around. I don't, I, I, I know his points, rebounds and assists. I don't see that. Basically, he gotta get 20.
Joe
Yes. Points, rebound.
Ocho
I don't see it. I'm saying less. I'm saying less. Hopefully he ain't watching and he give him an extra boost.
Joe
But I'm saying, lit, what you got on your. You got more or less.
ISO
I got, I got, I got less. I got less on.
Joe
Because they got guys that could defend, man.
ISO
It's gonna be a lot different.
Joe
He's not gonna get the same number of minutes that he got. That's what I'm saying. Okay, I'll go less. Yeah. Dylan Harper, 18 more than 18. Points, rebounds and assists.
Ocho
Points, rebounds and assists.
ISO
And assists.
Ocho
I'm gonna say he gonna get it. You think he gonna get it, Uncle?
Joe
No, no.
Ocho
You say no. Points, rebound, assist, he gotta get. I don't know, man. That little joker there, boy,
Joe
You like him to get it, Ocho?
Ocho
You say less?
ISO
Yeah, I'm saying.
Ocho
All right, we go less. We go. Let both of them come off the bench any damn way.
Joe
We say Jalen Williams more or less than 15 and a half points. More or less.
Ocho
This one here it is because his ass, he been out so damn long.
Joe
And plus, the thing is, Joe and Ocho, is he on a minutes restriction? 28 minutes. Because we do have Mitchell now, if that's the case, not Mitchell look more likely to get it than not.
Ocho
Damn. Basically gotta get 16. I'm gonna say he get it, bro.
Joe
You think you'll have at least 16 points?
Ocho
Yeah, I think so. I hope so.
Joe
What you got Ojo
Ocho
ain't played. He ain't played in a minute. Oh, I ain't gonna lie to you.
Joe
Towards. No.
ISO
Yeah.
Ocho
Damn. So we got three in a row under.
Joe
No, you went. Yeah, we went under. Okay, Stefan Castle. Five and a half field goals made. Will he have more or less than five field goals? Five and a half field goals.
ISO
Yes. Yes. Young bull, aggressive as hell.
Ocho
Yeah, I say, I say he, I, I give him that. I think he gets six field goals.
Joe
Yeah, I think so too. $25 to win 150. Download the app today. Use code SHANNON to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup. All right guys, it's time for our final segment of the evening. It's time for Q and A. Before we get to the super chat, we got three video voicemails from my discord. Let's take a listen on Ocho. ISO.
Ocho
I got a question. Who do you think is the best NBA player that had never won a ring? Me personally, I think It's Westbrook. I'm 18.
Joe
I ain't really get to see all the OGs, but I got to see
Ocho
Westbrook be a two time scoring champion. Three time assist leader.
Joe
Nine time all star.
Ocho
Nine time all NBA selection.
Joe
The first player to get four triple average to triple double in four different seasons. What else he got?
Ocho
He's an MVP.
Joe
He got the most points as a
ISO
point guard all the time.
Joe
He's got the most rebounds at the point guard of all time. He leads in triple doubles. Like, I just really think it's Westbrook
Ocho
and it's probably more than I'm missing. What do y' all think?
Joe
I'm going.
ISO
I like that.
Ocho
I'm going. Steve Nash.
ISO
Nah, hell no.
Ocho
2 time MVP. Yeah, time MVP. And he, he had, he, he never won a ring. One of the greatest, one of the greatest point guards of all time. That's what I'm going with you taking
Joe
Steve Nash over AI.
ISO
That was me. I was going. Alan Iverson.
Ocho
Yeah, that's a good one. That's a great one actually.
Joe
James Harden, Charles Barkley, Carl Malone.
ISO
I'm just thinking that was gonna be, that was.
Ocho
Oh yeah, that's a good, that's a good one, Ocho. That's a good one.
ISO
Yeah.
Joe
Elgin Baylor is another one.
Ocho
Damn. Well, that's a good Barkley. Barkley.
Joe
A good one.
Ocho
Could hell he made it to the finals.
Joe
Look at Carl Malone, a two time league mvp. Made it to the finals twice.
Ocho
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just played against a monster.
Joe
That's the problem rebounding. Champ.
Ocho
Yeah. Carl Malone and Stockton. Let's go.
Joe
Imma go. I'm gonna go Chuck.
Ocho
I see, I see the chat Chat got Dame lillard. Mellow.
Joe
Yeah,
Ocho
CP3.
Joe
Yeah, mellow. I think mellow. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and Penny because of injuries, you know. Tma. Excuse me. Tmac and tmac and Penny.
ISO
Yeah,
Ocho
they played on some hell of a team.
Joe
Yeah, here's our second one. Let's take a listen. Yo, what up nightcap gang? Hey, look man, I need y' all to settle a debate for me. I was at dinner with a couple of my mans a couple weeks ago and we was talking basketball and these fools had the nerve to say that SGA is the only player from the current NBA that you can drop in the 90s and he'll be still be putting up the same numbers. And I think that's crazy. I mean I think it's a few
ISO
that you can do that with. I just don't feel like SGA is
Joe
one of them, you know what I'm saying? I get it. The boy nice, he can get to the MIDI whenever he want, you know what I'm saying? He can get to the cut, blah blah blah. But I feel like too much of his game is predicated on getting them weak ass calls from the refs. All that flopping and filling and flailing he be doing. So I'm curious as your thoughts, man. I know Unk. I know you the basketball history aficionado, Joe. I know you played the game Ocho. I know you got that, that basketball knowledge.
ISO
So chime in man.
Joe
Tell me what y' all think, man. Help me settle this debate. Appreciate y'. All. Yes, I think.
ISO
Yes. Hey, even, even with the hand checking rule, there are a few players in every era where they would translate regardless of what area they're playing in based on their skill set and what they able to do.
Joe
No, he's saying he's going to be the exact same player in the the 90th as he of today.
Ocho
I think, I think he'll still, I think he'll still average 30. Yeah, you got to look, think about this. He ain't no high volume three point shooter like a lot of these guys are. Yeah, he'll shoot it, he'll shoot it. But his game is predicated in between what we call the midi, you know what I mean? Getting to the rack, obviously drawing fouls. I think he fit right in the 90s, bro. Yeah, it's a few guys in the NBA right now who you can drop in I don't know why they think Braun won't dominate in the damn 90s. KD won't dominate. Man, please. Katie dominating the 90s. Brun is dominating the 90s.
Joe
How you stop.
ISO
You know what's funny?
Joe
I. I was trying to figure out how you stop it. The guy's seven foot tall and he's shooting the ball at the apex. So how you stop that?
ISO
Yeah, what you're not. And hell, we talk about the 90s too now, Joe. You know, there's, there's maybe there's a select few players from the 90s that could. Whose game translate to this era too now.
Ocho
Yeah, yeah, it'll be some guys getting money out there.
Joe
Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah. Well, Joe, you said he can get it done. I'm gonna take your word for it. You the NBA aficionado. You think he can still get that
ISO
even with the high tanking rule?
Ocho
But yeah, I think I, I think he would. He just. Look, it's hard to even keep him in front of you. You know what I mean? That, that's what I go off of. Like when you talk about guys who play in isolation, Guys who. Man, look, I ain't even studying the dude who guard me. I'm just worried about your damn help. Where the help gonna come from? Cause I know I'm gonna blow your doors off. It's over with you, period, point blank. And I think that's how Shay thinks. And when you watch him play, man, can't nobody stay in front of that.
Joe
Man. I know he ain't gonna have that number when he played, when he played Detroit and the, and the Knicks. Cuz if you go down the line the first time, he ain't coming back down there no more.
ISO
He gonna be on, he gonna be on his head.
Ocho
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Now they ain't play.
Joe
Now like I said, you go down. Hey, you play the Knicks in Detroit.
Ocho
But unknown uncle Oo, them fouls, they like that in the 90s that are flagrant. You getting kicked out the game nowadays.
Joe
No, but, but he in the 90s. Ain't no flagrant.
Ocho
Oh yeah, but I'm just saying,
Joe
think about it, man, they ain't called no flagrant. Fire. When that man snatch Kurt Rambis ass out there with Kevin McHale snatched his ass out the air.
Ocho
You gonna taste the who that went up.
Joe
Larry Bird went up and, and, and then Bill Lambert, four of them in the face. And Larry just went to wailing on him on the ground.
Ocho
Yeah. No, no, no, no. There was some different type of filing back then, boy, they proving a point. You think you finna come in, just score 10 in a row?
ISO
Twist.
Joe
Yeah, they, they, they rarely threw somebody out of the game for fighting. Rarely. Yeah, rarely. Let's take a listen to the third one. What's up, nightcap fam? Ash and staff. Oh, super freak and I sold Joe the one and only. If you met another, he's a phony. What's up, Unc? I know you got some contacts over the Laker organization. Get the word to Deandre Ayton. Tell a brother go ahead and get his cdls, man. It's over. You can bait you the best truck driver up and down the 101. He can rock that chain all day, every day. Love y'. All. Everybody get a cdl.
ISO
That's crazy.
Joe
God.
Ocho
Hey, hey. What? These people don't play nowadays, boy. They don't miss nothing. That better get a cdl.
Joe
Shout out to my daughter Leila on her seventh and now superhuman Shaq.
Ocho
I keep telling them not to say that. I'm no superhuman.
Joe
Believe it or not, I struggle with
Ocho
moderate obstructive sleep apnea or OSA in adults with obesity. Moderate to severe OSA is a condition where breathing is interrupted during sleep with loud snoring, choking, gasping for air and even daytime fatigue. Let's just say it could sound a lot like this.
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Joe
Birthday tomorrow, May 18th 3rd birthday I miss Daddy, Mrs. And love you. I won't stop fighting. Timothy well happy birthday Leela. The seventh birthday May 18th I don't know what's going on so I I can't comment on that, but we want to wish you a happy birthday. And bro, you say you miss, you love her and don't stop fighting. Don't stop. Make sure there you go. Don't miss the fourth. Can't do nothing about the three that you've missed, but make sure you don't miss the fourth. The almighty Joe Kim Noah. What's so good about Cleveland? I guess they go to the, they're going to the eastern conference final. What's Cleveland known for? What's Cleveland's dish? What are they known for?
Ocho
I don't even know Cleveland.
Joe
What y' all known for? Anybody from Cleveland that's in the chat.
ISO
That's a good question.
Ocho
It is.
ISO
Hey, Cleveland has always been good to me. Anytime I went there, man.
Ocho
They got casino in Cleveland.
Joe
Oh, they got pierogi.
Ocho
What they got.
Joe
Pierogi is Polish food. So they. Oh, no, I know, I already know. I don't like it. I done gone this long. 58 years, they never had no pierogi. Yeah, I ain't missing nothing. What else they got? Oh, come on. Corned beef and pierogis.
Ocho
Oh, man. Hey, what happened to ojo?
ISO
I'm right here. Oh, shoot.
Joe
The only time the pistols got a lead was a three pointer 46 seconds into the game. That's it, man.
Ocho
It was look by Jenkins.
Joe
Yep. I, I think that, look, they picked the worst night to have their worst game, man. And this was for all the marbles to advance. And Cleveland played his best game, Joe. One team played his best. The other team, they got four guys that scored at least 20 and shot.
Ocho
Think about the pistol.
Joe
The only one that was under 50 from the floor was Donovan. But Donovan didn't have any Turnovers. He had eight rebounds, seven assists.
Ocho
Yeah, I think James was under 50%.
Joe
I think one of four guys that had, that had 20 points.
Ocho
Right, right. I, I, hey look, I think with, with the pistons, hell, they played 14 games in two series, two game sevens. They look, they look, they look beat up and wore down to me, fellas in that game seven, I'm be honest with you.
Joe
So, yeah, Jared Allen had 23, he was 8 or 14. Evan Mobile had 21, he was 7 to 10. Donna was had 26, he was 10 of 22. And Merrill had 23, he was 7 to 10. So yeah, shout out to the land. Next stop, New York. And Sam Merrill had 50 Cal tonight and couldn't miss from 3. Hey, he picked the best. He picked the right time to have his best game of the series. You know what was that? Game five. Joe streuss.
Ocho
Yeah.
Joe
Came off the bench.
Ocho
Yeah.
Joe
Knocked down. Boom. Now what's, what happened? Game seven, Merle comes off the bench. Boom, boom, boom.
ISO
Going crazy.
Ocho
Yeah. Hey, after he took that charge and got plowed over Merle, he started knocking down shots.
Joe
Yeah, talk your ish, Ocho. He's on a heater, man. Ocho got a couple, right?
ISO
Man, here y' all go. Trying to discredit my ball.
Ocho
Who is y'? All? I ain't even said nothing, bro.
ISO
Okay, well, I'm trying to discredit my ball now. Listen, listen. Yeah, it's just. I'm catching up, man. That's all that matter by the time we get to next year and it's time to talk basketball, I'm gonna take all the conversations, okay? And that's gonna. Hey, that's gonna get real scary.
Joe
Chat. I know times are hard right now, are tough right now, and unfortunately, I have terrible news. The money printer that just knocked out of the playoff. No more free dirt and under bets on prize pick until next season. Big three. Y' all might think I'm delusional, but the NBA youngboy is the go. All I know y' all probably don't listen to his music, so give me a top five best Lil Wayne songs. Oh,
ISO
Damn.
Ocho
It's Lil Wayne song.
ISO
It's too many. What? Jesus. You got to go back to mixtape. Lil Wayne didn't talk about some of the albums he's dropped and that. That's something hard to go right off the top of the head and answer.
Ocho
It's so many, bro.
Joe
Top five, anybody. Any rapper. So bad. I don't listen to rap like that anymore.
Ocho
Go look. He got a song this back. This way, back when called Keisha.
ISO
Oh, yeah, Remember Keisha? What?
Ocho
Yeah, yeah. What'd you know about it?
ISO
Hey, that. That's. That's. That's throwback boy.
Ocho
Yeah, yeah, I think I was finding that. I think I was still in high school.
ISO
Here, let me see if I can find that.
Joe
Yep. Come on, bro. Look, I understand. Young boy is on top right now. He got it going on. But y' all need to stop this and. And look. And no more conversation. Ain't nobody close to Mike. Joe Ocho, you know I've been sending you all them clips. Ain't nobody touching Mike. Yeah, ain't nobody even close.
Ocho
I know.
Joe
Ain't nobody close. Close. Not even close. Close. I'm talking about. That is the biggest gap between he and the next artist as opposed to anything, if you want to say. Let's just say for the sake of argument, you say Jordan is the goat. If you say baseball, whoever your goat is in baseball, whoever your goat is in football, whoever your goat is in basket and track and field. The gap between Michael Jackson and the next person is bigger than any gap. And any other two. I died.
Ocho
Even though. Even though. Even though Drake. I think Drake tied him for the most number ones.
Joe
Drake don't move the crowd like this, man here. You saw them people.
Ocho
I know. It was. I mean, I. I get that. People famous.
Joe
It's different. You got to realize, when Michael was doing this, it might have been 4 billion people. There's another 4 billion people in the world. Not Joe. Hey, guess what? We gonna look up 30 years from now, it's gonna be 10, 12 billion people. The world. You're like, hey, somebody bigger than somebody got more pull to Drake.
Ocho
Damn.
Joe
And his videos, man. Only. Do. Do they even do videos anymore? Ocho, you know what? It wasn't.
Ocho
They weren't just regular videos.
Joe
They were stories.
Ocho
They like. You know, it's, like, led up to many movies almost, you know what I mean? Because, boy, that one, we had that white suit on. And when he did that lean on that joint.
Joe
Oh,
Ocho
hey, Joe, I can watch that.
Joe
Boys. People don't. People don't realize, like, Michael. Michael could really, really sing. Go back and listen when he's singing the earth song, man.
Ocho
Yeah.
ISO
Hey, Joe.
Joe
What's up?
ISO
Well, you just. You. You took me back in time, boy. I had to crank up that goddamn Keisha. The hot boys.
Ocho
Oh, did you?
ISO
And I had. I had to go back. Boy, you go back. Good a. Good memories, boy. Good memories.
Ocho
Hey, you right, though, mj.
Joe
A bad boy. Look at y' all looking. See y' all looking at. Like, if y' all looking at Grammys. Somebody won Grammys. This guy got more Grammys. You tell me the person that has a bigger impact in music than Michael Jackson,
Ocho
it ain't one. You know why? Not only was he cold, but, hell, Michael Jackson thought he was a mini gangster. He thought he was a little gangster. You look at all his videos because he have all them old gangsters and mob guys in there, man, this used to be hard. I don't.
ISO
I don't think. I don't think people today, they don't understand because they weren't up. They weren't around during those times. Don't understand how big he was. It's different. There's levels to everything. The standard on impact and cultural. Cultural difference that they've made. Not just here in the States, but globally. Yeah, Mike is on a completely different level. That. That. That doesn't take anything away from Beyonce or Chris Brown or what Drake is doing.
Joe
There's levels to levels. Levels. Boy, look here. That glove. Who wore that glove? The Drake just put on his iceman. Who wore the glove.
Ocho
Yeah.
Joe
Dressing like when you do Halloween, they still wear the red jacket.
Ocho
Yeah.
Joe
They still wear the high water shoes with the two. The white tube socks and the penny loafers.
Ocho
Yes, sir.
Joe
They got a whole play out here with a. About Michael Jackson. Like I said, if you didn't live. If you. You didn't live through it, the 80s, in the early 90s, you. You have no idea. You have no idea. People spend money and would miss the concert because they passed out.
Ocho
Yeah. Yeah,
ISO
man.
Joe
Do you feel. Do you still feel like it's debatable if Kobe top 10 ever. It hurts so bad. He's no longer here to defend himself. I would give anything to see you have to debate him face to face. Kobe wouldn't debate. And there's nothing to defend because Kobe's already did what he did. You see, that's the thing. And we talk about this once you're done, you can't add. So whatever place he's at, whatever you had him at, if you had him in the top five, he's got to stay. I mean, how. How does he. How does he go? How does he go? How does he move up? If you had him at. I mean, a lot of people had him at 9, 10. How does he move up from there, Joe? Because the people that you had in front of him, they didn't get any more stats. He didn't add any more stats. So I'm just trying to figure out how. It's like, what we talk about Ocho at the. At the combine. Guy ain't played a game in three months, and he's sliding up and down the draft board. How. What did he do from his last bowl game and between the time then the combine? So he played his last bowl game in January. The combine is in late April, so he ain't did nothing in six weeks. Some guys ended the season way before that. So some guys ain't did anything in two months. And you say, well, he's. He's moving up the draft boards. Doing what?
ISO
Right?
Joe
The only thing I said, Kobe is great, historically great. But y' all need to go back and get some of these YouTube videos when people were talking about Kobe when he was playing, and they don't speak about Kobe in the glowing terms that they do now. That's all I've ever said. I remember Joe, you remember when he had that 31 lead and to prove a point, he wouldn't Shoot the ball and they lost it.
Ocho
Yeah. Yeah.
Joe
That's all I've ever said is that people spoke, speak differently about Kobe now because of the tragic passing. They didn't speak about him in the glowing terms. And I use the example of Dr. King. I use the example of Muhammad Ali. Now I'm not saying he. Those type because they, they, they're on a platform because of what they did for, for the entire, you know, they tried to make the world a better place, but especially for the underserved. That's it. And y' all know it. Go back and pull the. It's on YouTube and look at some of the analysts that speak so glowing about it. Now that didn't speak in those same terms. That's it. But I don't know how Kobe. I don't know how you, you move him up. How does he move up? So who drops? So let's just say when Kobe. When Kobe. Last game, you had Kobe in the top 10. You had him at 8, 9. So who, who, who did he surpass? He hadn't. He shot another. He ain't made another game winning shot. He hadn't won another championship, Another mvp, another finals mvp. So my question is, so who did he pass? No, but, but Kobe. Look, I met Kobe. I saw him at an event. I think the event was for Quincy Jones, if I'm not mistaken. And you talk to him for just a little while and you see how he's wired. And you see, because I'm talking to him, I'm like, bro, you don't. You don't even look like. You seem like you miss it. He said, I don't. He said, I gave that game everything. He said, I got a new focus on a new passion, and I give this game everything. And he. The movies. That's it. And that's what, that's how you become really good at two things. Ocho Joe is that you take that same unbridled passion and discipline and dedication. I guarantee you to get into the movies and the right scripts and to do all the stuff he was doing, he had that same burning desire. Man, it's hard to try to be good. It's hard to be good at. To be great at one thing and say, you know what? This really ain't what I do, so I'm okay being average. It's work like that.
Ocho
Hell no, it won't ever.
Joe
You look at Michael Jordan, he great in basketball and what do you do in nascar? He said, nah, y' all gonna put this thing on level Playing field I'm tired of y'. All. Beat my damn minds out. Go fishing. What'd he do? Bought that big ass boat. He said, no, we're gonna be this thing. Gonna be fair. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Y', all. Not that y'. All. Y' all just think. Cause I was a great basketball player. No, I want to be a great at everything I do. And guess what? I got that same passion. I'm gonna find the best players. I might not be able to pull this big ass fish in, but guess what? I'm gonna find some mofos that can. I can't drive. I can't get my big ass in this little car. But guess what? Tyler Reddick, do your thing.
Ocho
That Jordan brand, bro.
Joe
And so it's hard. Magic. Look at magic. Everything. You can't. It's hard. I don't know anybody that cares. Oh, Jojo, that was great at one thing and said, I'm gonna do something else and say, nah, I'm cool. Hey, if I don't win, I'm cool. If I don't do.
Ocho
Think about it, bro. Think about Jordan, though. He took that from basketball to damn golf to nascar. Hell, at one point, I know he was racing motorcycles, huh?
Joe
They said, man, Jordan riding through the city. He told the story that when he first. He have no gloves, he have no helmet or nothing. He said. The biker boys in Chicago said, man, at least get a helmet and some gloves. Yeah, you probably shouldn't be doing this, but if you go do it, at least get a helmet and some gloves. Can you ride the motorcycle in Chicago at 100, 120, 130? Oh, Joe, Joe.
Ocho
Yeah, yeah.
Joe
Do you know how fast 100 plus miles an hour is on a motorcycle?
ISO
On a bike? Yeah, you know, you know, I got me. I got me a bike, bro. I don't. I don't even play like that, boy.
Ocho
What kind of bike you got, Ocho?
ISO
I ain't got nothing but a Honda. I ain't got nothing but a Honda, bro.
Ocho
I gotta.
ISO
I ain't doing nothing. I ain't doing nothing. Crazy.
Ocho
Yeah, me neither. I gotta triumph. I gotta. Okay, I gotta scramble a Triumph. And I'm. I'm cruising. I ain't. I don't get nowhere near the hunt.
Joe
No, Joe.
ISO
I might. I might hit 70, 80 miles an hour. Every blue moon.
Ocho
Hey, hey. And I stay my ass. I stay my ass off the freeway. I'm taking all the streets.
Joe
You need to get a group. Oh, Joey. I mean, Joe, you need to get a group to ride with a group. So a bigger y'. All. Cause, you know, Atlanta, what we gonna do? Man, they take the whole street. They take the whole intersection.
Ocho
Well, damn, what me, you, Ocho gonna do?
Joe
We gonna start us. No, we not.
Ocho
What you mean you ain't gonna ride with us?
Joe
They call it asphalt. It's your ass, and it's your fault. I want no part of it.
Ocho
We ain't gonna be doing nothing crazy.
Joe
We just gonna be cruel. Motorcycles. You know what the people that ride motorcycles are called? Organ donors. They love y'. All. They love to see y' all on them bikes. I want no part of no bike.
ISO
Hey, Joe. You know what I want, Joe? I want a Harley Bagger or a Harley Street Glider, one of them.
Ocho
Oh, no, I don't want them. Big hit. That's why I want to try them, Ocho. I used to have a couple Harleys. I got rid of them. I want to try them. I want something I can, you know, something I can control, handle them. Harley's heavy as hell.
ISO
Hey, George. I want to put that 30 inch wheel on the front, Joe, and. And be riding through, you know, 40 miles an hour. Frankie Beverly and Mays playing.
Ocho
Okay. Okay.
ISO
Isaac Hayes.
Ocho
Yeah. Yeah.
Joe
Okay.
ISO
Temptations.
Ocho
Well, I got you. I got you.
ISO
Hey, I want to go to Daytona. They who? Who all got bite week? Daytona got one.
Joe
South Dakota got a black. Myrtle beach got one. Got one. Those are the three biggest.
ISO
Yeah, I want. I want to hit. I want to hit. I want to hit them three. Them three bike events.
Joe
They're huge.
Ocho
Yeah, I got something for you. I got something you can ride. I got a nice tripe.
Joe
I ride my car. I follow y'. All. Salute to y', all, you all. Can I get a birthday shout out for my daughter Myla, who turned one yesterday, and my wife Carla's birthday is Wednesday, celebrated at Disney World. Any Disney memories or favorite things to do?
Ocho
Come on.
Joe
No. Damn. Well, we ain't gonna. Damn Disney. We watched Disney every Sunday night when it came old. Yeah, that was my meal. Yeah. Watching it. But before we go, Happy birthday, Myla, and happy birthday, Carla. One turned one yesterday, one's gonna celebrate on Wednesday. But happy birthday to the. To the birthday girls. Hopefully, you guys. Disney was fun. I'm sure she. I don't know how much she'll remember, but when you show a picture, she's like, yeah, I do remember. I went there. You have to take her back when she's probably about three or four, so she can really remember and get an opportunity to take her. With Snow White and everybody and all those fun characters. But happy birthday to the birthday girls
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Joe
Carla, Detroit needs some shooters and Thompson got to work on scoring. No, he got to work on shooting.
Ocho
He do see how they regarding them. Hey, look, he caught the ball at the three point line. His man didn't barely left the paint. He just looked at him and turned around. Yeah, that man didn't even draw iron.
Joe
Damn. Damn, Gigi and doses big three. Today was my mother, Tina, aka Queen. Tina's 65th birthday. She's a cancer survivor and the strongest woman I know. Can y' all shout her out, please? Absolutely. Queen Tina.
ISO
Shout out Miss Tina.
Joe
Happy 65th. Hey, Kid Cancer.
Ocho
Happy birthday.
Joe
We love that man. What to be strong, what a fight. What to continue to fight. And you know what? Son is proud of you. Say you're the strongest woman he knows. Hey, because you kick cancer ass, we can't disagree. Happy 65th. Hey, guys, great show. I know uncle is Larry Bird fan. If you had, if you had to make a starting five with all Celtics players, who would you pick? Bird. Russell Bird. Oh, Russell bird. I'm thinking paul pierce. Yeah, rondo
Ocho
at the point.
Joe
Yeah, Russell Bird.
Ocho
Then you probably gonna go Rondo.
Joe
I do Kevin McHale, you know, and people like, well, why you start Havlicek? Havlicheck came off the bench, so he'll be good coming off the bench. But they got, hey, you think about it. They got Havlicek, they got Dave Cowins, who won the mvp. They got Casey Jones, Sam Jones, Tom Heisenberg, Dennis Johnson, Nate Archibald.
Ocho
They got some guys. Boy, hey, hey, when I got drafted there, Uncle Ocho, I'm trying to give me a little small number here. All them damn numbers retired from zero,
Joe
from zero through nine.
Ocho
I had to get number 31. I had to act like I, you know, I was a Huge Reggie Miller fan. I'm like, I got. I guess I rolled the 31. He never won no damn.
Joe
31. I'm gonna get. You know, I need Jason Tatum to give me a couple of more years. Y' all gotta realize. Y' all make it seem like them the guys that I put in there, some bums.
Ocho
Nah, stay with some dogs. What? What?
Joe
Hamicheck, eight. No. In the NBA Finals. Russell, 11. And one in the NBA Finals. Bird got three. I'm probably gonna go two Finals MVPs.
Ocho
I'm probably gonna go KG over Mikhail.
Joe
KG over Mikhail.
Ocho
I probably would.
Joe
Yeah, man. KG ain't played but two years. Three years at Joe Dyo.
Ocho
I know he. That mother. He was a monster, though. Okay? He was defensive player of the year that year. They had the best defense.
Joe
Five years too late. He should have been. He and probably. You ask him, Joe, you ask him. Honestly, he said, yeah, I probably should have left earlier.
Ocho
Yeah, yeah, he probably could have got at least two, three rings. Hell, if he had. He left early.
Joe
Yep. I agree. Ocho, if you bet during these playoffs, you would be a rich man. Gotta give it to you. We would just call it beginners. Look, but Detroit play. But Detroit played like ish. They did.
ISO
Yeah.
Joe
And when you play like ish and the other team plays really well, that's what I'm going home. And you're going home. Say, what makes it so bad, guys? This happened in your building. See, Ocho, you talked about in football. That's why I like to play the game on the road, see if you lose. Okay, fine. Yeah, but just think about it. You got 20, 000 fans and you.
Ocho
And that pressure just mounts, boys, once
Joe
you get down 10, 15, I think you see. I think 10. Okay, we cut it eight. Go back to 14. We cut it tonight.
ISO
Yeah.
Joe
20, 25. Oh, Lord. It's over.
Ocho
Fact.
Joe
It's all. It's over. TS Car Wash Detail Service ISO been wrong all playoffs. Jalen Durham was basically a mannequin these playoffs. He was.
Ocho
He said, yeah, you're right. You're right.
Joe
He really had two good games in the playoffs in 14 games. Yeah. One against game six.
Ocho
One against Orlando.
Joe
Seven against Detroit. Against Orlando.
Ocho
Yeah, you're right. You're right. Hey, hey, hey. I fess up. I. I told you, I've been picking with my heart. I've been picking. You know, I'm riding to the wheels. Fall off with them Hawks. You know, obviously we. We were a bit disappointed, but
Joe
damn,
Ocho
I expected Detroit to do something.
Joe
Shout out to all the real nightcap. Tell Amazon to get a new name. Love the show.
Ocho
Hey, I'll be checking, right? That's all they talk about. Nightcap after the show.
Joe
I'm thinking we ain't coming on. We coming on, but it ain't y'. All. But when you Google it, they know. Hey, Google know who the real nightcap is, right?
ISO
We pop up first.
Joe
Absolutely. I'm gonna need Ocho to stop saying he don't know basketball because he knows what he's talking about. Nah, we'll leave it like that.
Ocho
Right, Lucky?
Joe
Ojo, what are you talking about? You picked the Wolves versus the Spurs. You picked the Nuggets versus the Timberwolves after game one. How you let him say this, man? Let the man. Let the man have his moment, man. Hey, yeah, the man.
Ocho
Listen, listen. The man don't win in much here. I mean, you know. Yeah. Hey, man, let the man shine a little bit.
Joe
Hey, what.
ISO
Y' all don't be mad. Y' all ball knowledge ain't like mine. That ain't my fault.
Joe
Huh?
ISO
That ain't my fault. You keep. You keep. Hey, Joe. You keep studying the game, uncle. You keep studying the game. One day y' all get where I'm at.
Joe
I need you to acknowledge that MJ is the all time leader in a certain sets, steals and total rebounds.
Ocho
In what?
Joe
In. At. At the Bulls.
Ocho
MJ is for the Bulls.
Joe
He is. I mean, I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised in points, obviously. I'm not surprised in steals, obviously. No, because he had a. He had a what, 84, 85, 86. So he had like a three year head start on Pip. So I'm not. I'm not surprised by that. I am surprised in rebounds, in the assist. Yeah, but you got to realize.
Ocho
Yeah.
Joe
In the triangle offense, the point guard, that really. I mean, it's ball movie. So you really ain't nobody averaging, you know, double figures and assistance. If you look at. If you look at the way the triangle offense, you might have a couple of guys with around 4, 5, 6.
Ocho
Yeah, I think that was. But before Phil was there, hell, he was. He was a one man show.
Joe
Yeah. Oh, he was getting major.
Ocho
Before field got. Yeah, yeah. Oh, before Phil got there, it was get a ball to mj. Get your ass out of the way.
Joe
With Kevin, I think the. Kevin. Kevin Lockery. I think Kevin Locker might have been his first head coach. Then he had Doug Collins.
Ocho
Doug. Yeah, yeah,
Joe
yeah, yeah. But I mean, like I said, I'm surprised about the rebounds, but I'm Trying to think. Robin only played three years. I'm trying to think what big that they had that played a number of years. I don't think Artist Gilmore. I think Artist Gilmore was probably on his last leg. Dave Corzine, Weddington, Bill Cartwright, they didn't really play long enough, so.
Ocho
Nah.
Joe
But we know Jordan Jordan was that guy.
Ocho
Yeah.
Joe
Cameron Thompson, Ja Ant, Jane Roy, pj. Miles Turner. Wolves need
Ocho
what he's saying.
Joe
They need. They need. Need to put Ja Ant man, Jaden Rui and. And Miles Turner.
Ocho
They need to go get ruin.
Joe
Yeah.
Ocho
Yeah.
Joe
Really gonna make some money. Ain't gonna be shot 57 from the 3.
Ocho
I know, but they ain't gonna be able to go. They ain't gonna be able to get Rua here. You got McDaniels ant, man. I mean, really gonna get paid, too. I don't know if the Lakers gonna
Joe
be able to keep it.
Ocho
They will be.
ISO
Nope. Because they're not gonna be able to pick Rui and pay goddamn Austin Reeves Ocho.
Joe
We know how influential Uncle Luke is to hip hop. How influential is he to Miami? How influence influential was Uncle Luke in your life? If he was
ISO
obviously Uncle Luke at that time? You know, he had. He had a really good run with two Lab Crew during those. During those days, those early days. Obviously, Grandma kept me away from that kind of music, but I did. Yeah. I understood exactly what Uncle Luke meant to not just myself, but. But for us down here in Miami right now, if I'm not mistaken, I think. Yeah, I think. Yeah. I think Luke is running for Congress, if I'm not mistaken. Yeah. Running for a position in Congress. Exactly what position that is, I'm not sure. I see Luke damn there every night at the cigar bar. We go to the same cigar bar right here in Pembroke Pines called Aficionado. So I see. I see him every night.
Joe
Take that dude Brown. I mean, Luke. I mean, so you got Luke obviously got Trick Daddy. You got JT Money. Ross. Ross. Yeah. Trina.
Ocho
Yeah,
ISO
right here.
Joe
Hey, Luke had everybody to uproar God with two Live Crew came out with that cover. And them girls out there that. Hey, boy.
Ocho
Hey.
Joe
Shake what your mama gave y'. All. Come on, come on, come on.
Ocho
Hey, I remember them videos used to come on After Dark, huh?
Joe
Oh, king ISO and Mr. O. My goodness. What has been your favorite, your. Your funniest moment? Mine has been the Haitian dude, Ocho. Girlfriend mangled and tangled.
Ocho
Don't. Don't not take that. Don't not take that.
ISO
Hey, you see? See what happened? See, I I, I, I, I put myself in a vulnerable position, and, you know, a lot of people love to play. Love to play life, Uncle Joe. Like, everything is a win. Like, they always on top of everything. Like, they never took losses. You know, they ain't never been in. In. In vulnerable situations. I choose to be vulnerable. And y' all take my vulnerability and choose to make jokes and laugh at us.
Ocho
Nah, nah, nah, we ain't doing that.
ISO
Ojo, you just said there's never been nothing funny than that.
Joe
God damn. It's.
Ocho
Hey, it's the antics that Uncle.
Joe
Hey, Chad, Y' all see how. Y' all see how I sort of try to put that off on me, Each of my ears.
ISO
Hey, but listen, I. Listen, hey, Joe, every so time, you know, the rabbit got the gun, right?
Ocho
Yeah, yeah.
ISO
You know? Yeah, you know, because listen, he got me, you know, I done got people, and I didn't Got. Got.
Ocho
There you go.
Joe
That's it.
ISO
That's the game.
Joe
Yes, it is.
ISO
It's been like that, you know, So,
Joe
I mean, you win some, man, you lose some. You lose. Hello.
Ocho
But you live. Yeah, you live to fight another day.
ISO
Oh, yeah.
Ocho
Huh.
Joe
Who's worse at taking accountability? A woman who knows she's wrong or in ISO. What?
Ocho
How I get in.
Joe
This ain't.
Ocho
Hey, hey, hey, but hold up, though, boy. A woman. A woman ain't.
Joe
Hey, it's hard.
Ocho
It's hard to get a woman to fence up and say she were wrong.
Joe
Yeah,
Ocho
yeah, we. We know that, but I. I take accountability,
Joe
but I don't get. They want me to take accountability, but when I'm right. Oh, we. We knew. Everybody knew that. Me, this was back in October. I told him about the. The Brown situation, aj. Oh, you just making it up. You don't know what's in that locker room. You don't know that. Ultra in November now. Oh, we been knew that. No, you did. That's not what y' all said,
Ocho
right?
ISO
Nope. Sure ain't.
Joe
So y' all want people to take accountability, but y' all won't take no accountability. Damn. Say hey, when I'm wrong. Hey, hey. That guy. Hey. But I look at a pattern of behavior.
Ocho
Yeah.
Joe
I said, the guy won. This guy. I said, think about this. Think about this. I say, chat. And I tried to explain. I said, look at this. The guy won the Super Bowl. He caught a touchdown in the Super Bowl. They were winning on their way to the way to the Super Bowl. Ocho. What was he doing on the sideline?
ISO
Hey, what was the name of the book? Again,
Ocho
Hilarious.
Joe
I think that's what it was. Who y' all got more confidence in? Harden not crumbling in the postseason? Shooting his team in the foot or the Bingo's winning the super bowl before the Ravens?
Ocho
Oh, that ain't Bingo's. Win no Super Bowl. That ain't happening. Let's be. Let's keep it 100 now.
Joe
Let's. Let's be for real. We won't be able to hear the end of that, Joe. Oh, my goodness. This man come on here playing mariachi music and all kinds. Man, hell, no.
Ocho
Hey, hey. It'll be the running of the Bulls. Be a parade.
Joe
Ocho is a guy. You can't. You see how he acted? He got a couple of games wrong, and now he want to start the show. He want to do. Oh, whoa, whoa.
ISO
I got a couple of games wrong.
Joe
Games, right.
ISO
Okay, thank you.
Joe
Got a couple of games right. So you see how you behaving, boy, you let them, Joe. You ain't never seen that joke with that. When the Bengals win, what I tell you?
ISO
Hey,
Ocho
I seen him on here crying when they lose.
Joe
I said, ocho, I don't. I'm rooting against yours, though.
ISO
I would hurt. Hey, that's. Hey, Joe. That's how. You know how much it means to me, Joe. I was on this thing crying, like. See, I've had. I had many times on this show where I've been in a vulnerable state, Joe. You know, where I told a story about, you know, my girl when I was a freshman. I ain't had no business dating no senior. Hear me?
Ocho
Yeah.
ISO
I mean, the bank was lost, and I had my hopes up. I'm on here crying.
Ocho
Yeah.
ISO
I mean, you know, all my relationships are lived out publicly because I don't have nothing, Joe. Yeah, yeah, I had none, you know, and it's just. I know. You know, it's just sometimes I'm one of the few where I have no problem losing publicly. I have no problem, you know, but when I'm winning, I'm gonna win publicly, too.
Ocho
Right. Right. I got you.
ISO
I'm human.
Ocho
Understood. Understood.
Joe
Hey, would you still give your daughter fried catfish, spaghetti, cornbread, and sweet tea in a foam cup? Nixon. Fine. Ocho basically understood it. The. The. The big weddings, like, 75, 80% of the time. Ending divorce.
ISO
Oh, yeah. Hey, because they. Oh, you heard what you just said. Big weddings, they about aesthetics.
Joe
Huh? And that's what I'm saying.
ISO
They about. They're not. They're about the wedding. They're not about marriage. There's a Difference. You got to be able to tell the difference between the two. Some people want a wedding, some people want a marriage. They. The wet people that want weddings, big weddings. They worry about aesthetics.
Ocho
Yeah.
ISO
It's being beautiful. They don't understand what it entails to actually be married. And I'm the one that. Listen, this is the right message just coming from the wrong goddamn message. But still, but still, you know. But marriage is hard.
Joe
Hell yeah, man, it's hard. I think people think you get married, everything, you're not going to argue anymore. Everything's going to be okay. No, my thing is what I told my daughter. I said, why would you want this big, expensive, expensive wedding? Why not take this money and put toward the down payment on the house? Why not get. You get, get ahead. Come on life. Come on.
ISO
Talk to talk now.
Joe
Oh, man, he's been. Bro, I'm just trying to be practical. Is that. Yeah. I still help my kids out. They're grown, but they know if they need it, absolutely gotta have it. Okay. Yeah.
Ocho
But I'm here.
Joe
Okay. What are you doing? You exhausted? Have you done this? You do X, Y and Z that?
Ocho
I've tried every go.
ISO
Hey, and Joe, I'm willing to help anybody, Joe. My kids, people on the outside, you know, family. But if you're not trying, if you're not doing nothing, Joe.
Ocho
That's what I'm saying, bro.
ISO
Uncle. If you're not doing nothing, if you're not even trying, you always got an excuse, this and that. I can't. I can't. I'm not doing nothing.
Ocho
Hey, that's. I think that that's the biggest thing for me. It's some damn excuses, bro. I can't deal with no damn excus.
Joe
Man.
ISO
I'm. I'm good. I'm good.
Joe
I mean, I like to think I gave you a head start. You got no college debt, you had no car payment, you had nothing. Just get a job, that's it. And for the most part, hell, I paid the first two years for your apartment. You ain't got no bills.
Ocho
Well, listen, I can't.
ISO
I can't deal with.
Joe
But for, you know, the thing is they, they. Look, look, I got great kids. They haven't given me any problems. They still, they still respectful. You know, I check in from time to time. Their mom a. What's going on? Because, you know, for the most part, you know, they, you know, they. They like, okay, daddy gonna help me, but you know, a lot of times they won't help, but they don't want to hear. They don't want to hear me. They don't want to hear me.
Ocho
Yeah, they know what's coming at.
Joe
Yeah, exactly. So they don't want to hear that. So they don't really tell me. So their mom, their mama called it, like. Okay. You talk to such and such. Nah.
Ocho
Right.
Joe
What's going on? Well, I must. You ain't here for me. Okay.
Ocho
Right.
Joe
So when they. When they finally do call, I said that what. I do. Like my grandma used to do, So. But. But look, I. I understand. And, you know, it's tough. It's tough. But, you know, I just say, you got to be smart now. I say if I'm working as hard, you got to work just as hard as me now, you can't be working. I can't be the hardest worker and then helping support you. I need. I need.
Ocho
And listen.
Joe
And I know I. I know you're capable of doing it. And we're gonna put our heads together. We're gonna figure this out, so. Oh, no, no, no. You know, hey, my son needed some. Needed some help this. This past summer, I took care of. Yeah, but listen, help is one.
Ocho
Help is one thing.
Joe
Yeah.
Ocho
But if I rationalize with you. If I rationalize which. And you come to me, tell myself you need a thousand dollars for Airbnb for spring break, I'm trying to talk you off this cliff, man. Cause that ain't worth it. I'm keeping real. That ain't worth it, bro. And then the next week, you gonna need some more money, because now you. You did. No. Yeah.
Joe
Hell, no. But I know if they called me, I said, they don't got desperate. They don't got really desperate, But a lot of times. Let me see. Send me the bills. Send me.
Ocho
Right.
Joe
I'll let Shelly. Shelly pay it. Because you're not. You're not gonna run the Okie Doke on me.
Ocho
Oh, man.
ISO
Hey, that's a good one. Hey, I need to try that.
Joe
Hey, y' all got 1500. Talking about you need 15,000?
Ocho
Yes.
Joe
Send me the bill at first if you got to build that much. Damn. When was the last time you paid it? I'm surprised you still got a phone. I'm still. You guys. You got a house or a car?
Ocho
The hell.
Joe
But they. They as they don't wait. That thing get too far gone now. Cause, hell, if it get too far gone, ain't nothing I can do.
Ocho
Right?
ISO
Hey.
Joe
Hey.
ISO
You know, we. We family. I know. I know. I could. You. Speaking of letting stuff, you know, get too far Gone. Grandma?
Joe
Yes.
ISO
Listen, we family. I can tell y'. All. God forgive me. Grandma, rest her soul. Boy, if she knew how far. Nah, it's. I'm not going. It's not my brother fault. He just didn't know. The house where. My house, where I grew up. Uncle Joe was going up for auction May 15th.
Joe
Huh?
ISO
It was going up for auction May 15th, so the people had to get a hold of me late, ask me how much the back taxes was on the house.
Ocho
It had to be about.
Joe
No, it ain't that much. It's probably.
Ocho
I would say
ISO
my. My mama passed in 20, 21, so it hadn't been paid since. Give me a number. Give me.
Joe
Well, you ain't got. Here's the thing. There's no state taxes, so the property tax might be high. A hundred thousand.
ISO
Nah, uncle had to pay 43, 000 before May 15th.
Joe
That's it.
ISO
That's it. See, you know what? See what happened? See, that's why you can't talk to rich people. Hey, Joe, you see what I'm talking about? I had to pay 43, 000 in back tax, he talking about. That's it.
Joe
Joe, will you tell him, if you own a house, how much you got to pay in taxes?
Ocho
It's high, but hey, hey. To catch you off guard like Ocho.
ISO
Hey, hey, Caught me off. Caught me completely. So that. That's 43. That's 43 coming out.
Joe
I got this bill. I got this bill. I got this bill. I got this bill.
Ocho
Damn.
Joe
I, I ain't budget no 43.
Ocho
Right, right.
Joe
Yeah.
ISO
And you know what make it even worse is I'm redoing grandma house right now. It ain't. It ain't nothing but a shell. They working on it. You think I'm gonna let that go? So I had no choice, but. Oh, absolutely not, man. Take. Take this. Take this. Yeah, I, I, I make it up in another area.
Joe
Oh, yeah, but that bus is. Hey, no, no, no, no. Hey, but see, that's the thing, though. Ocho didn't let that thing go. I'm surprised. I'm surprised, knowing who you are. What. But see, the thing is, they. They thought it was him. See, if they know it was you. Yeah, they let it go even further because, see, they got to get you in a position where you can't pay it, so then they come in and get it up off you. Oh, yeah.
ISO
His name hit his name on it.
Joe
So they know that, oh, he can't afford this. And had you not come in, they'd have got to steal. They got to steal and end up selling the house for 4, 5, 6, $700,000.
ISO
Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.
Ocho
Enough just to get their money back.
Joe
Their money back.
ISO
Right.
Joe
But they're gonna take it. Oh, yeah. That's how they do you.
ISO
I know. Hey, I know they were. I know they were, too.
Joe
When they found out. When they found out you had sent that chicken or. Or the direct. Hey, hey.
ISO
Went right down to the place. They. They called me. If they called me on a Monday by. When they got that cashier check on Tuesday. Man, don't play at my grandma house. Don't do that.
Joe
You gotta tell I know how to do. You and I. Man, I just. Bro, why you let it get this far?
ISO
I. I ain't even want to. I didn't even want to do that. I didn't want to do that because it was no point to have an argument about it with no point in having a conversation and creating unnecessary dialogue, because it is what it is, and they got to get taken care of.
Joe
So they didn't send no bills to the house or nothing.
ISO
I'm way. You know, I'm way out here. Way out here yonder. I call my brother, check on him, make sure everything. Good. Boy, you good. You need anything, man? I'm good, man. I'm just working.
Joe
Boom. That's the. What about the mail, Chauncey? You know, Chelsea, you know, you know, taxes. I mean, even though ain't no state taxes, they still property taxes in Florida.
Ocho
Yeah.
ISO
Hey, don't worry about. I got. I got it now. I got it. I want that one thing. Hey, listen, what you get to put in your name? I am. I am. Make sure y' all come on down here, man. Come on down here, you know, have
Joe
a little barbecue and then let you. That. That'll be your. It should have been in your name anyway. It's one of your grandma passed. It should have been in your name because now you get to write it off.
ISO
Well, actually. Actually, my mom. My mama.
Joe
Okay, when your mama passed, it should have been in your name. You should have went and got it in your name. You probably should have started talking to her about that beforehand and put it in your name.
ISO
I would have probably got cussed out. But I understand what you're saying.
Joe
You paying the taxes on it anyway. Even when your mom was alive, you was paying the taxes on it, so you might as well write it off. Ocho.
Ocho
I am.
Joe
No, I'm saying. I know you are now, but I'm saying that's What?
Ocho
You.
Joe
You should. But I talked to you offline. How the best way to go about it, to make sure this doesn't happen again. And make sure. Okay. Nobody come in and get it from you.
Ocho
Yeah.
Joe
Kids are all at the game and you are out there running around with no draws. All right, so make sure Ocho got some layers on when y' all play one on one. Oh, if he comes back to his head, it ain't no. They got a crystal bourbon shape, you know? No more. We know why. Oh, yo, you too big for this, little man. Playing sports with no draws on.
ISO
Hey, me, the football pants was, like, wearing tights.
Ocho
That's out of control.
Joe
Oh, I know, but I had. I had on, what you call them up under there. Yeah,
ISO
that's too much. That's too much restriction,
Joe
Joe.
ISO
Why you laughing, Joe?
Ocho
I couldn't even imagine that, bro. I can't even imagine that.
Joe
No, no. You know, I don't. I don't know everything but what I try to do. But what I do know and what I've been exposed to, I try to expose others to that. That. So they don't get in that situation. And so that's what I try to do. See, the problem is with y'. All. Y' all think y' all know everything and hadn't been exposed to anything and you don't know.
Ocho
Right.
Joe
You do realize that once you become in a certain tax bracket and you meet certain people, certain people turn you on to certain things that. I think this is the way you should do it. You look into it and says, okay. You ask your people, okay, fine. Or you get people that say, well, hey, this is what you need to do. You need to handle it like this. So therefore, if X, Y, and Z happened X, There are protocols, there are steps. Yes. Because if something happened to me, I want it. Hey, ain't no discussion. Okay? This is where this goes. This is where that goes. This is where this goes. It's already settled. That's the way you do it.
ISO
Yeah. And it's. It's so many loopholes, too. I know about most of the loopholes. That one I don't. I didn't. I didn't know about. Because I wasn't aware what was going on. Yeah, but as far as other things going on in life, so many loopholes when you know the right people in the way they do things.
Joe
Halliburton was injured. He was cooking okc. Let's stop that. Look, the thing is, I thought they did a very good job of neutral because I Don't think Shea had the best series last year, guys. They won. It had been very interesting. If Halliburton could have stayed healthy. We'll never know. We'll never. We'll. We'll never, never know. But do I expect Shay to. I mean, he could. He could. And they didn't really need to make the average 30 like he normally does during the regular season against the Lakers. They might need him to pick it up a little bit against San Antonio because they have an offense and they're a lot better defensively. So it's going to be very interesting to see how that. How this thing plays out. I'm excited to see. Well, we'll get a. We'll get. We'll get an early. Oh, no, they play two. What? They play Tuesday.
Ocho
They play tomorrow.
Joe
Oh, yeah, they play tomorrow. The Knicks. Knicks play, too. Right, right. So we'll. We'll. We'll. We'll see how this thing play out. It's gonna be a good. What time the game?
ISO
Come on. Wait, who play tomorrow, Joe?
Joe
San Antonio and lkc.
ISO
Damn, already?
Ocho
Yeah. Yeah.
ISO
They ain't getting. Boy, no time to rest.
Ocho
They have had rest. Yeah,
Joe
yeah, they play. They.
ISO
They just played two days ago.
Joe
Thursday. They played Friday night. Joe Ocho. So you had Saturday night, Sunday night, you back at it Monday. Think about Cleveland, okay? Cleveland's only gonna get Monday off. They play Sunday, right? Tuesday. Tuesday. My bad. Yes. Boy, these days becoming hell. I'm confused. I need to give me some days off. Ocho. ISO, start cutting.
Ocho
Damn.
Joe
Shocky, Dallas Car Crumpler.
Ocho
Shocky Dallas Clark.
Joe
Oh, man. Oh, you got Chris Chambers, Santona Moss, Dwayne Bow. ISO. You got Rip Hamilton, Kmart, Jason Williams. Which Jason Williams?
ISO
White chocolate.
Joe
No, I think you mean the other Jason Williams. That was in Phoenix. Wasn't he in Phoenix or Golden State? Who? Jason Williams. Richardson.
Ocho
You talking about Jason Richardson.
Joe
He.
Ocho
That's who you talking about.
Joe
Yeah,
Ocho
yeah. Jason Richard played in Phoenix and Golden State played in Orlando.
ISO
That.
Ocho
Actually, we in the same draft. We was in the same draft class 2001.
Joe
Okay.
Ocho
Yeah, he won five.
Joe
All right, I'm gonna take. Okay, who. I'm gonna start. But it's tough, man. Shaki had some years. Shocky got out the gate strong. I think I would start. I'm a start. Shocky. I'm a bench crumpler. I'm cutting. Dallas Clark.
Ocho
Damn.
ISO
Damn.
Joe
Gotta cut somebody.
Ocho
Yeah, somebody.
Joe
Who you got? Oh, Chris Neighbors, Santana Moss, Dwayne Bo. Oh, man, that's easy. Bench Chambers cut both.
ISO
Man, you can't cut my dog like that, man.
Joe
Who, man, that man had one season ojo. You know it.
ISO
Hey, hey. Chris Chambers was a monster in Miami, boy.
Joe
Hold on. Didn't he play? He played in the Chargers too, though.
ISO
He played at the Charges too. But I remember. I remember all them damn one handed catches. It would. We were the Dolphins. But tanning, man, Definitely starting, though. You did yours already.
Joe
Kenya Martin, Jason Richardson.
Ocho
I'm a star. Kenya, bench rip.
Joe
Damn. You cut your class.
Ocho
And that's my. Hey, hey, Jay. Rich, my dog.
Joe
I can't tell.
Ocho
I got the. Well, I got. Damn. I gotta cut some damn body here, Ocho.
Joe
Me and you. ISO, dog. Boy, ain't no telling what's gonna happen to us. What shirt that is you wearing.
Ocho
They don't know nothing about their school days.
ISO
That's school days. Wake up.
Ocho
I got snuck into the movie theater to see that.
ISO
That was a good movie, boy.
Joe
School days.
ISO
That was a good day. Hey, hey, hey. And Joe on Netflix. Y' all seen. It's called Nemesis.
Joe
I know, but telling me about it, I haven't seen it. It's good.
ISO
Hey, hey, hey, Uncle Joe, you got. You got to see it.
Ocho
I started watching it. It's funny, Ocho. I started watching it last night. To watch me here. It was watching me for before I knew it.
Joe
Check it out.
ISO
I like it.
Joe
Man, you're gonna have to. Man, you gonna have to get that. You're gonna have to get. Hey, you gotta.
ISO
You gotta watch it. It's real nice chat. If you haven't seen Nemesis on Netflix, go check it out.
Joe
Cav's first final script is Troy paloma at top 20. DB all time. Nightcap. Love y'.
Ocho
All.
Joe
Thank you.
ISO
Yes.
Joe
Together. Yes. Who. Who asked that? He's. He's talking about overall, when you combine safeties and corners, and I still think He's a top 20.
Announcer
Why would you.
ISO
Why would you even combine both? He the top three safety all time.
Joe
He really is. Me personally, I got Ed Reed, Ronnie, Troy. But hey, yeah. People don't realize Rodney started out as a corner.
ISO
Who Rodney?
Joe
Rodney Harrison.
ISO
Oh, he did.
Joe
At that size,
ISO
He can run.
Joe
I think Ronnie had. Ronnie had like. Yeah, I think Ronnie had like eight picks. Yeah, Ronnie was. Ronnie started as a corner.
ISO
Hey, Ronnie, he went to usc too.
Joe
All them Marcus came Jenny Smith, Anthony Munoz, Chris. All them Ross Brown. All of them. Yes. You know, hey, you know who the DB what you call him? Jeff Fisher.
ISO
What you talking about? The head coach, Jeff Fisher from the title?
Joe
Yep.
ISO
What position Jeff played Oh, hell no.
Ocho
He was good.
Joe
Okay. He was a. Yeah, think about it. Dennis went for. Because that year. Dennis went first round. Ronnie went first round. Yeah, I think. What year. I think Munoz came out in 80, though. I think they were like. They were like fresh freshmen or sophomores when. When Munoz was a senior. But they got. They had a squad. They had a squad. Charles White. Charles White. Wonder Heisman. Because Ronnie was the fullback. Ronnie, Charles White, Lynn Kane, and Marcus Allen was the backfield. They were in the backfield. So Charles went to Heisman in 79, and then Ronnie. Then Marcus wins it in 81. Yeah, so Ronnie was a fullback, but Ronnie. Ronnie was Ronnie, not. Not Ronnie. Marcus. Marcus was a quarterback coming into college. He went to the same. He went to the. And Reggie Bush and Alex Smith went to the same. Alex Smith and Reggie was on the same team in high school, so I guess they were pretty good. Corey Johnson, man, y' all the whole other league with these AMGs and whatnot. I just ride on what, my 20, 20, 21. F250. Man, I. I ain't got nothing new, bro. My car's 7 and 13 years old. I ain't got, like, Ocho and Joe.
Ocho
Nah, I'm. I'm in a. I'm in a 20, 22, 20, 21.
ISO
Hold on. I. I didn't mention anything about getting nothing new, though. I said I was trying to get something for someone else, man, we just
Ocho
seen you bought $700,000.
Joe
Yeah. You got a McLaren. What you talk.
ISO
That was. That was last year.
Joe
Oh, my bad, man.
ISO
You talking about this year?
Joe
Now people see what six fans been saying about Tobias Harris. Zero field goals made when it matter. You ain't lying. You ain't lying to me. The Cavs big gotta outplay Cat. OG and Robinson and Harden and Mitchell got to get 50 and manageable turnovers. If they can do that, they got a good chance. Yeah, but I think. I think defensively, I think the Knicks might be better than Detroit, Joe, because you look at their wings.
Ocho
Do you really?
Joe
I'm looking at. I'm look. Because here's the wing. Yeah, you look at. Yeah, you look. The question is, oh, gee, how soon to get back. But you. I think Mikhail Bridges will probably start on. On Donovan. Or do you think Hart starts on Donovan and Mikhail starts on Harden?
Ocho
Hell, no. I think Hart gonna have to guard Mobley. Who else they gonna put on him? Uncle, you got. You got Bridges, Hart, Brunson, Wonder.
Joe
Yeah, and. And I guess the other guy. The other guy that started for OG but he's a guard.
Ocho
Yeah. So you're gonna have to put heart on Mobley.
Joe
Well, if that's the case, man. Hey, Mobley should average 30 and 10.
Ocho
I mean, I ain't gonna go there, but I think he should be at least 22 and about 12. I'm saying in order for them to compete and really be in this series and have a chance to win, I. I agree. They big's gotta outplay Cat and Robinson, and I think they can do that.
Joe
Yeah, they can do that. You're talking about who Brunson gonna guard? Probably Streuss or.
Ocho
Yep.
Joe
Merle away.
Ocho
Yep.
Joe
Somebody that's really. I mean, looking to shoot the ball. They're not gonna post him up.
Ocho
Boy, they gonna have hell on their hands, though. I'm talking about the. The Cavs and God and Brunson. If you guarding him with Merle or. Or Wade. Oh, man, that.
Joe
Man, you better go crazy. Oo. Would you box Francis Nganu for the Bengals to win the Super Bowl?
ISO
Yeah. What you mean without boxing?
Ocho
Man? Get his ass whooped out there, man.
ISO
That man put his pants on one leg at a time, just like me, man.
Joe
Okay, Mickey Mouse.
ISO
No, it don't matter. It don't matter. It don't matter how they fit. He put his on the same way
Joe
I do, in fact.
ISO
And you know, Yeah, I. I hope so. And what would James Harrison ass at? Because I'm still waiting. I'm gonna slap him as soon as I see him on site.
Ocho
Hey, man, keep that. Keep that man name out your mind
Joe
for Saturday, July 11 World cup quarterfinals double header into McGregor Holloway. This summer will be fun.
ISO
Hey, boy. Dana announced that. Hey, hey. Let's go now.
Joe
You want to go to the fight?
ISO
Come on. If. What if there's one fight we need to be at, you know it's that one.
Ocho
Yeah. All right.
Joe
We done.
ISO
You know it's that one. Tell Dana I got. Hey, I got.
Ocho
Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna go.
ISO
Hey, I got my outfit already picked out.
Joe
What?
Ocho
Yeah, yeah. Joe laid out. Like, when you going to high school? It's already Joe.
ISO
I'm wearing all black dickies, Joe. All black dickies with the crease.
Ocho
Okay.
Joe
Y' all see the promo commercial ESPN a few days ago advertising Cal's Knicks to play game one tonight. It aired just before game six. We saw it. We.
Ocho
I. I seen it, too, but. But damn it, that ain't rigged, bro. Them boys got our play tonight.
ISO
Yeah. Got their ass spanked like I said they would.
Joe
Give us what you ate for Breakfast and dinner in your prime. And when you were cut up, oatmeal, egg whites. And then I would have protein shake. And then I would have lunch. I'd have 8 ounces of chicken, turkey or filet with broccoli, green beans. Then I would have go home, eat basically the same thing. So if I had, if I had red meat, if I had a filet for lunch, I'd have chicken for dinner. If I had chicken for lunch, I'd have turkey or red meat for dinner. And then I'd have another protein shake. That's why I said I can eat the same thing every day. I don't get, I don't get bored eating big 3k. We get a juicy J on one day. Can we talk? Magic City? Yeah. I mean I've been trying to go to. I've been trying to go to Magic, but you know, Ocho scared.
ISO
Yeah. Magic who? Magic City.
Ocho
Yeah.
ISO
Hey, Joe. I'm trying to see what the lemon pepper wings hitting on Joe. I. I keep hearing it from everybody else. I just want to see. That's all.
Joe
They like that.
Ocho
Well, you had your chance. You, you, you played.
ISO
Hey, Joe. Hey, stop bringing that up, man, before you make me. Make me do something to you.
Joe
For at least one night during the finals, kid. We need, we need glove and bread on at the same time. Them boys are fools. Ain't thunder up up dropped 600 or took my son to his first thunder game for playoff game. SGA MVP. Enough said. Thunder and 5.
Ocho
Damn. Thunder and five,
Joe
man.
Ocho
It's gonna be a good one. I can't wait.
Joe
I think it's going at least six, Joe. Yeah.
Ocho
Yeah.
Joe
This episode of Nightcap. The Cavaliers moved to the Eastern Conference finals to face the New York Knicks. Thanks to a 31 point victory, 125 to 94. Jared Allen had 21. Evan Mobley. Excuse me. Jared Allen had 23. Evan Mobley had 21. Donovan Mitchell had 26. Sam Merrill had 23. Off the bench on 5 of 8 shooting from the 3. And they overwhelmed the Detroit Pistons. Nobody played particularly well. They didn't shoot well and they definitely did not defend well. And they're. They're great. Season 60 wins. The number one seed in the in the east was not enough as they get sent home. They gone fishing. Y' all know who I am? I'm your favorite unc. That's my partner and co host Liberty Said, his own bingo ring of fame honoree, a former pro Bowler and an all Pro. That is Chad Ochocinko Johnson and the third member of the Big three seven time NBA All Star from the Atlanta Hawks, Arkansas University of Arkansas alum that is ISO Joe Johnson. Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit the like button and go subscribe to the Nightcap podcast feed wherever you get your podcast from. Thank you guys. Thank you for your support and your continued support. Those looking to purchase a bottle of shade by Laportier head over to laportierconac.com if it's currently unavailable in a state or city near you. It's a premium VSOP Cognac, the best tasting, smoothest VSOP Cognac on the market. Please drink responsibly and stay safe. We've been nominated for four Hashtag Awards in 2026 Breath Best Branded Partnership for Nightcap Outside with the Row Best Podcast Best Athletes Podcast Best Use of Live Video Please the link is pinned in the chat. Please go vote for your your favorite trio. Thank you guys again for your support. We'll be back tomorrow after game one of the Western Conference Finals between the Thunder and the Spurs. Thank you guys for joining us. Peace.
ISO
Let's go.
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Nightcap Hour 3: Nationals CELEBRATE Hot Dog Day + Play or Fade
May 18, 2026
Host: Shay Shay Media & Playmaker
Featuring: Shannon Sharpe (“Unc”), Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson (“Ocho”), and Joe “ISO Joe” Johnson
This lively “Nightcap” Hour 3 episode serves up unfiltered, instant reactions to the sports headlines of the day — mainly the NBA Playoffs, some NFL chatter, and a wide-ranging, improvised Q&A with fans. With the Cavaliers punching their ticket to the Eastern Conference Finals, Shannon Sharpe, Chad Johnson, and Joe Johnson riff on everything from “Hot Dog Fries” at Nationals Park to the legacy of ringless NBA greats, nostalgia for Michael Jackson, the importance of family, and even debates about motorcycles and Magic City wings. Expect authenticity, humor, and heated sports takes in the signature breezy Nightcap style.
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Is Kobe Top Ten All-Time?
Passion Beyond the Game
Motorcycle Tangent
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On being practical about weddings, financial independence for kids.
Extended riff on helping grown kids, tough love, monitoring expenses.
On property taxes and family homes.
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Light-hearted jabs over playing sports commando and childhood stories.
Celtics all-time starting five discussion (Bird, Russell, Rondo, McHale, Havlicek/Cowens/Pierce):
“Start, Bench, Cut” with NFL and NBA players.
Legendary safety rankings:
Car talk: poking fun at fancy cars vs. ‘normal’ rides.
NBA playoff predictions:
Banter on what they’d do for a Bengals Super Bowl—“Would you box Ngannou for a Bengals ring?”
The Nightcap crew delivers sports talk with warmth, humor, and a touch of locker-room irreverence. There’s genuine camaraderie, a willingness to self-deprecate, and real wisdom beneath the trash talk. Shannon anchors with practical experience; Ocho provides flair and relatability; Iso Joe’s basketball insights and “everyman” perspective round things out. The audience feels invited to the cookout — and every topic, deep or trivial, is fair game.
Summary prepared for those who missed the episode: Enjoy the sports, wisdom, wild stories, and culture all flowing after-hours at Nightcap.