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Daniel Alarcon
I'm Daniel Alarcon, and this is my friend. He's much more famous than I am.
John Green
I wouldn't go that far, but I'm John Green, co host of the podcast the Away End with my old friend Daniel.
Daniel Alarcon
On our podcast the Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup. Together, we'll find out why of all the unimportant things football, soccer is the most important.
John Green
Listen to the Away End with Daniel Alarcon and John green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Miles Turner
I'm Miles Turner.
Brianna Stewart
And I'm Brianna Stewart.
Miles Turner
And our podcast Game Recognized Game has never been done before.
Brianna Stewart
Two active players giving you a real look at our lives and what we actually think on and off the court.
Miles Turner
Nothing's off limits.
Brianna Stewart
We talk tanking. I might get in trouble for this answer, but I think it's, like, definitely happening.
Miles Turner
In the wnba, we talk about our mistakes, too. They pulled me to the side and was like, hey, man, we got a call last night, man. You can't be rolling around the city like this. The night before games, check out Game
Brianna Stewart
Recognized Game with student miles on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
ISO Joe Johnson
How much you weigh, Wanda?
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Right now, about 130. I'm at 183. We should race. No, I want to leave here with my original hips.
Aaliyah
On the podcast, a matchup with Aaliyah, I pair prominent female athletes with unexpected guests. On a recent episode, I sat down with Undisputed boxing champ Clarissa Shields and comedian Wanda Sykes to talk about Wanda's new movie Undercard, the art of trash talk and what it really means to be ladylike. Open your free iHeartRadio app, search the matchup with Aaliyah, and listen now.
ISO Joe Johnson
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Wilmer Valderrama
of iHeart Women's Sports Network.
Freddie Rodriguez
Hey, I'm Wilmer Valderrama, and this is Freddie Rodriguez.
Wilmer Valderrama
And we're back.
Freddie Rodriguez
Dos amigos, season two, baby.
Wilmer Valderrama
Last time, we went deep on our careers, our lives, our art, and everything in between.
Freddie Rodriguez
Our big breaks, our auditions, the near misses, the epiphanies, the moments that changed our lives forever.
Wilmer Valderrama
This season, we're deepening our relationships, creating collaborations, and the door always stays open
Freddie Rodriguez
for a third amigo to pull up a chair.
Wilmer Valderrama
Listen to those amigos on the I Heart R radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Daniel Jeremiah
I'm Daniel Jeremiah.
Greg Rosenthal
And I am Greg Rosenthal.
Daniel Jeremiah
I know that, Greg. We're teaming up on 40s and free agents, the podcast that owns the NFL off season.
Greg Rosenthal
This is where teams are built. Free agency combine, pro days, trades, every move matters.
Daniel Jeremiah
From my draft boards and mock drafts
Greg Rosenthal
to my vaunted top 101 free agents and how rosters come together, quarterback movement, surprise signings.
Daniel Jeremiah
We'll tell you what it means and who really wins. Open your free iHeartradio search 40s and free agents and listen now.
ISO Joe Johnson
SGA says Lucas and Jokic fans don't complain about free throws when their favorite players get calls. But you'll never hear an OKC fan complain about my free throws. Y' all never hear Denver fans complain about yogic free throws. You'll never hear Laker fans complain about Luca free throws. It's just part of the game, sga. You're doing something right when fans start to complain. Everybody in the history of the NBA has an arc where everyone loves and then everyone hates them. LeBron was hated and look what he's done for the game is part of the game. I love it. It's stuff I dreamed about as a kid. And you're right.
Unc
Absolutely right.
ISO Joe Johnson
I think the only guy. I don't think. Look, we don't have media. We didn't have social media. So there's no way to definitively tell. But it's hard for me to believe that Magic and Bird and Jordan was ever disliked to this level. Now, maybe in their perspective cities. Boston hated Magic Johnson, Laker fans hated Larry Bird. Knicks fan hated you. Hey, so we understand that, but for the totality of it. Nah, nah. And like I said, we can't defend him. No oo because we didn't have social media. So it would have been interesting to see if we can chart it. It just so happens that now we can chart it. We can see who gets the most negative, you know, stuff on social media. And it's been LeBron James like 10, 15 years running.
Unc
Yeah. Hey, when you. When you great, bro? When you great? They coming at you, man.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Come with the territory.
Unc
I don't care what it is. Just like what Shay was saying about the foul thing they talking about. He'd be foul baiting and all that, right? I don't think that. Well, I think. I just think he knows how to manipulate the game to where he can get to what he want. He can get his 30 points, 30 plus points a night and he know you can't stop it. And he now he may be shooting, you know, a high rate as far as Free throws, but he got plenty of game.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Unc
So they acting like he can't. He can't average 30 points a night
ISO Joe Johnson
from the free throw line. Y' all better stop.
Unc
Yeah, yeah, man.
ISO Joe Johnson
Shooting 50 plus percent from the damn floor. Do you know how many guards have actually shot that well from the floor and scored 30 points?
Unc
It ain't been a minute, bro.
ISO Joe Johnson
Okay, I'll cut it off for you, Jordan. That's it.
Unc
That's it. That's it.
ISO Joe Johnson
Score 30 issue 50 from the floor. Jordan, Michael J. Jordan, Mike, MJ, whatever you want to call Ernest.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
That's it.
ISO Joe Johnson
To score that many points
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
and to
ISO Joe Johnson
shoot that high percentage from the damn floor.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Come on, man.
Unc
You gotta have your mind made up when you come into the game every night.
ISO Joe Johnson
I don't care what he doing. He doing something right. He gonna be back to back MVPs. That speaks volume.
Unc
They gonna hate him even more. They gonna hate him even more.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Oh, yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
But everybody, everybody have that run. You know, James Harden had that run where he was shooting a bunch of free throws. Joel Embiid had that run where he was shutting to shooting a bunch of free throws.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah, that goddamn James used to be killing that thing, right? That goddamn step back Joe.
Unc
Hey, he had.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
It'd be looking like he traveling, but he not.
Unc
He got a lot. I'm telling you, when you left handed,
ISO Joe Johnson
I already feel like, yeah, man, they seem crafty as hell.
Unc
Yeah, they are, bro. Yeah. And that the fact that James left handed, can shoot, can get by his, man. He got an in between game. He can get all the way to the bucket. When he left okc, bro, he was thriving.
ISO Joe Johnson
It's just like Manu. You remember how crafty Manu was like that, Man, that left hand. It's something about a lefty, man.
Unc
Couldn't stop it. Couldn't stop it. Crazy craftiness.
ISO Joe Johnson
Dennis Rodman will be inducted into the 2026 class of the WWE hall of Fame. This is nearly 30 years since he infamously skipped skip Bulls practice. Following game three of the NBA Finals, the Utah Jazz to opinion Pierre. On Monday, Nitro with Hulk Hogan. Robin will enter the WWE celebrity wing of the hall of Fame, joining likes like Muhammad Ali, Pete Rose, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Donald Trump, and Mike Tyson. We always talk about global fame, Michael Jordan, Alison, but how big of a cultural phenomenon, guys, was Dennis Rodman in the 90s?
Unc
He was a huge coach.
ISO Joe Johnson
He dated Madonna at the apex of a career.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it was different, huh? Yeah. When it came to the hair, the way. The way he played, the stuff he did off the court, Joe. Yeah, yeah, he was different.
Unc
He was different, boy. I mean, hey, hey. How many matches he had for them to put him in the hall of Fame, the WWE hall of Fame? How many matches he had?
ISO Joe Johnson
I.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
He.
ISO Joe Johnson
He show me a couple, I think. Shaq. Shaq also wrestled Carl Malone, so there been a few.
Unc
Oh, yeah, he did. I think he did have a. Yeah, I think he had a match. Yeah.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah. Damn, I. I don't remember that.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, but now Rodman, he was as popular. He had a nice little roster, too.
Unc
Hell yeah, I didn't.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Didn't he? Oh, yeah.
Unc
Yeah.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Carmen Electra.
ISO Joe Johnson
Nah, when she was. When she was at her apex, she
Unc
was like that, huh?
ISO Joe Johnson
She was small, but she was put together.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Flawless, huh?
ISO Joe Johnson
Flawless.
Unc
All that.
ISO Joe Johnson
So, I mean, okay, like I said, Madonna, when she was at an apex. And he had. He had a unique skill. He understood the game. He could play defense. He could do two things great. He could rebound the basketball and he could play defense. Yeah, yeah.
Unc
He gonna out hustle. You're gonna outwork you at an elite level.
ISO Joe Johnson
Scoring the ball was. Yeah, you got eight points from you, like. Oh, my God, we got eight. But you was gonna get 50.
Unc
That's a bonus.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah,
Unc
and take his shoes off on the side old. I remember that.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
You were tripping, bro. But see, hey, hey, Mike. Mike and Scotty did they best keeping
ISO Joe Johnson
him practice and went to right with the wrestle Ocho in the finals. Imagine Ocho imagine somebody scooping a Super bowl practice to go wrestle.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, I wonder what they find him on.
ISO Joe Johnson
I don't know.
Unc
Oh, no. I know they. They was peed off.
ISO Joe Johnson
I know the NFL, they're gonna take your whole salary. They gonna take all your. They gonna take all. All your super bowl money. You ain't get no check.
Unc
Hey, listen, though. But that's why coaching matters. Because if it wasn't Phil Jackson, if it was somebody else who was less patient, who didn't have patience, like Phil Jackson.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, man.
Unc
Hey, man, get up out of here with all that. You know what I mean? But Phil knew Phil like you say, Phil knew he needed. He need to decompress a little bit.
ISO Joe Johnson
Jordan was going to gamble in between finals games, playing 36 holes of golf. Joe Ocho imagine Tom Brady before the super bowl, and then he out there on a Friday night. Tom Brady at a casino. So the super bowl is in Vegas, and they got Tom Brady at the Venetian or the Wind Red Rocks or Somewhere at the black blackjack table.
Unc
Yeah, yeah. And that.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
That's different.
ISO Joe Johnson
The thing that basketball players could get away with, like. Like, on the way game, you know, you could fly. Like, you hear stories about. Harden would go to come to Vegas, or he would be able to go back to.
Unc
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
What I was like, damn. I start stretching myself out, could grow about another four, five inches.
Unc
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cuz. Hey, hey, them teams sometimes because, you know, I played. I played in Houston with James for a few months, and Coach d' Antoni, who coached me when I was in Phoenix, when I played on that Phoenix team. He was a head coach in Houston.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Unc
Hey, Oo. He used to give us two days off. He never give us more than two. Be like, y' all had the next two days off, right? Going to Vegas. Yeah.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Out there quick, huh? I see y' all get a little bit more grace. Cause y' all already, man, that money
ISO Joe Johnson
y' all making, fully guaranteed.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
It's fully guaranteed. I mean, that's what we call. That's that fu Money, Joe.
Unc
Well, I mean, it's a little different,
ISO Joe Johnson
you know, in football.
Unc
Every play is almost a career ending. Play.
ISO Joe Johnson
Okay.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah.
Unc
You know, I mean, basketball ain't like that. We ain't wearing pads.
ISO Joe Johnson
It's a little physical.
Unc
But we, you know, we. We ain't got no. Hell, man, no.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Now, but, but, but, Rodman, look, obviously you got your superstars, but for a guy that didn't win MVPs or things like that, for what he was able to do, Everybody knew who he was.
Unc
Had his own shoe.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah, I remember.
Unc
Big man.
ISO Joe Johnson
Don't.
Unc
Don't typically have their own shoes. That man didn't even. He wasn't even. No score. Ocho. He still had his own shoe.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, but like, the sock. I mean, not. Not the sock, but the zip on the side, right?
ISO Joe Johnson
What he had.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Didn't have a zip on the side.
ISO Joe Johnson
Who? Robin.
Unc
I don't remember if it had.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, the Robin shoes.
Unc
I don't think. I don't know if it had a zip on. You might be talking about the glove. Gary Payton's.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Damn.
ISO Joe Johnson
Carl Malone had LA gear. Didn't Carmelo had LA gear? What was Carl Malone shoe.
Unc
Yeah, I think. I think earlier.
ISO Joe Johnson
I think he. With LA gear. Yeah, cuz, you know, LA gear had a shoe. Pony. You remember Pony? Oh, Joe used to have.
Unc
Yeah, cuz.
ISO Joe Johnson
Fun. Well, wore ponies. He had them city wings.
Unc
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
I think Robert Paris, them had Pony.
Unc
Converse was the weapons.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah. Larry bird, Magic Johnson, Dr. J hey, hey.
Unc
What y' all know about them XJ9 hundreds from Payless, though? Y' all know nothing about them? Yeah, I used to get them XJ9 hundreds from Payless. My mom used to take me in there, get them XJ900.
ISO Joe Johnson
A collection of screenshots made his way.
John Green
I'm John Green. You may know me as the author of the Fault in Our Stars. And now, I guess also as the co host of the Away End, a brand new world soccer podcast.
Daniel Alarcon
I'm Daniel Alarcon, a writer and journalist, and John and I have known each other since we were kids. My first World cup was Mexico 86. I was nine years old. I watched every game and I fell in love. On our new podcast, the Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World cup for us.
John Green
Soccer. Football is a story we've shared for over 30 years, since Daniel was the star player on our high school soccer team.
ISO Joe Johnson
Very debatable.
John Green
And I was their most loyal and sometimes only fan. I love this game. I love its history, its hope, its heartbreak, and above all the its beauty.
Daniel Alarcon
Together we'll find out why of all the unimportant things football, soccer is the most important.
John Green
Listen to the Away End with Daniel Alarcon and John green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Miles Turner
What's up? I'm Miles Turner.
Brianna Stewart
And I'm Brianna Stewart.
Miles Turner
And our podcast, Game Recognized Game has never been done before.
Brianna Stewart
Two active players giving you a real look at our lives and what we actually think on and off the court.
Miles Turner
Nothing's off limits. We talk trade requests.
Brianna Stewart
What's the vibe of that when it's like your star player is like, well, I want to leave and then actually now I'm going to stay. We talk tanking. I mean, honestly, like, I might get in trouble for this answer, but I think it's like, definitely happening in the wnba.
Miles Turner
And yeah, we talk about our mistakes too. They pulled me to the side and was like, hey, man, we got a call last night and you can't be rolling around the city like this tonight before games, you know, you know, doing this, doing whatever.
Brianna Stewart
And of course, family stories. They'll be like, mommy, why did you miss that? Mommy, do you play basketball? Check out Game Recognized Game with Stewie and miles on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Freddie Rodriguez
Hey, I'm Wilmer Valderrama and this is Freddie Rodriguez.
Wilmer Valderrama
Welcome back to Dos Amigos Dos Amigos Season two, baby. This time we're going even deeper into our careers, our lives, art, and everything in between.
Freddie Rodriguez
Each episode emanates from our very own speakeasy, where we swap stories about the moments that really shaped us on and off camera.
Wilmer Valderrama
What do we invest in right now? What is the immediate advice you give people right now?
Freddie Rodriguez
Is to value time, to be cognizant of time and how important time is. Because once the time is up, it's up and then that's it.
Wilmer Valderrama
And the relationships, collaborations, and even the failures that pushed us to grow. And the common denominator is that we have the same people with us since like 30, 40 years ago, right? Like, we have a lot of the same homies that stuck around.
Freddie Rodriguez
Plus the door always stays open for a third amigo to pull up a chair. Listen to Dos Amigos is part of the Michael Tuda Podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Daniel Jeremiah
I'm Daniel Jeremiah.
Greg Rosenthal
And I'm Greg Rosenthal and this is
Daniel Jeremiah
40s and free agents.
Greg Rosenthal
The games may be over, but the NFL never stops. This is my favorite part of the calendar.
Daniel Jeremiah
Yeah, mine too, Greg. Free agency, the combo. The NFL draft, pro days, trades. This is where teams reshape their future.
Greg Rosenthal
This is where Daniel Jeremiah makes his money on 40s and free agents. We break down every move that actually
Daniel Jeremiah
matters, from my draft evaluations, mock drafts
Greg Rosenthal
and team fits to my top 101 free agents and how real rosters are built. Cap space, contracts and all the tough decisions included.
Daniel Jeremiah
You got quarterbacks on the move.
Greg Rosenthal
We got teams rebuilding its hope season.
Daniel Jeremiah
Absolutely, it's hope season. We'll tell you what's real, what's noise and what it means for your favorite team.
Greg Rosenthal
Smart analysis, real conversations every week.
Daniel Jeremiah
I don't know about the smart, but definitely analysis. Listen to 40s and free agents on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts
ISO Joe Johnson
online. Showing the game sliding DM the women Instagram in the DM the game opens simply F3. I don't know what that mean. To which the recipient often respond with confusion. The rapper would tell them, oh, ish, my bad. I saw a snack and thought this was a vending machine.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Okay.
ISO Joe Johnson
Is now officially retired. We shot, we scored, we had a good run. But bigger, better things now. F4 coming soon. Oo be honest. What's the pick up line? Ooh, I'm looking like what the hell?
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
That's a good one. That's a Good one. Yeah, matter of fact. And that's exactly why everybody gonna respond. They're gonna respond to that. And, and people, you know, some, you know, you know, the women acting, acting creative, like, oh, he using the same line with everybody. Hell, if you're going for, if you're going for 20 jobs, right, Joe?
Unc
Yeah.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
And you're filling out 20 job applications. What you putting, you're not changing. You're not changing. You know what you're putting on each application?
Unc
Yeah, yeah.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
You trying to get that job, right? So you're gonna use the same format feeding job that you qualify for.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, I don't know. I'm a fisherman, Joe. You fish before when you go fishing?
Unc
Yeah, yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
You throw out there. So you got bait? Let's just say you fishing with wigglers, you fishing with worms. Red Louisiana pinks, night crawlers, you, oh, they biting. You switching bait? Hell no. You keep, you ain't all of a sudden to go to an artificial lure. A crank, a shad, a jig, a worm jelly. You ain't fishing with crickets. You ain't fishing with artificial lures. You ain't fishing with no, no, no meal worms. You gonna continue to. They biting. I change up.
Unc
There you go. Yeah.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
No point. Hey, if it ain't. But if it ain't, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. You hear that?
ISO Joe Johnson
All the time they gave shot up out. Oh, game. 38, 46.
Unc
Oh, yeah, yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Game must be on the sparks then. Sparks. Hey, I, Hey, I can understand why they be confused, cuz I, I, I had no idea what damn F3, F3 was. But that now, now that he said it, you know, that's what the vending machine. F3G.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, very catchy. Very catchy. That's a good, that's a good one. That's a good one. I'm surprised. I, I, I, I'm, I'm surprised. I ain't think about that back in my day, man.
Unc
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Unc
Oh, you had, you had, you had some good pickup lines.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Oh, Joe. Hey, Joe. Boy, I had to get for gab, Joe, that one thing I could do is I could talk. Joe, you hear me?
Unc
Yeah.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Everything coming, everything coming out my mouth is a lie too. Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
No firsthand.
Unc
There you go.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, hey, listen, Joe. I'm gonna tell you everything you want to hear. You hear me?
Unc
Yeah. Huh?
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
I'm gonna tell you everything you want to hear, and I'll let I'm laughing at your drawing every time. Hey, hey. What? No, no, no, no, no. Lie. No Lie. Don't. Don't really got to spend nothing. You know, your personality. Your personality will win more times than lead with money.
ISO Joe Johnson
They ought you crazy.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, hey, Joe. Hey, hey. Sometimes you. Sometimes you ain't got to leave with no money. You only you don't need. You don't need some time.
Unc
Right? Right?
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
No, sir.
Unc
You make a laugh. You can. You can almost make her do whatever, can't you?
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yo, every time I'm talking about. I wouldn't I had. But my. My success rate was 98% of the time. And the percentage where it didn't go too well because they begged for something before I got something. No, sir.
Unc
No, no, no, no, no.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, no. Oh, no. It's time to refill that. That Sparks prescription.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Oh, shoot. Okay, I'm ready. I'm ready.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah. April, April.
Unc
Hey, hey, hey, hey. What I gotta go do? I gotta go subscribe.
ISO Joe Johnson
We got you. We got you covered. Yeah, we gon you filling out. We got you coming. We got you covered.
Unc
Okay. Bet. Bet. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna see what they talking about.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, hey. You break bad record. You hit 84.
Unc
Hey, hey, hold on, hold on. Quiet is kept though. Quiet as kept. Well, I just ordered me two bottles at 750. That. That laportier too.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Okay.
Unc
Yeah, I ordered me two bottles of the day. They should be here a little bit,
ISO Joe Johnson
if you know what I'm talking about, Joe.
Unc
Yeah, so I'm away, you know.
ISO Joe Johnson
Come on now. You can't. You can't. Don't. Don't hit that. And. And the road now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, Joe, you. How many points you trying?
Unc
Hey, yeah, I want to take it
ISO Joe Johnson
back to when I.
Unc
About 22, 23.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, you know what's gonna happen, right? Huh? You heard me.
Unc
What's going ever, Joe, you.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
You. You won't be on that nine month program.
Unc
Hey, you need to chill, bro. Chill. Why you.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Why.
Unc
Why would you put that on me?
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
It's not a bad thing, Joe. One more ain't gonna hurt.
Unc
Nah, I'm good. I'm good with my three.
ISO Joe Johnson
I got. I'm good.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Me and Unc finna do it, you know.
ISO Joe Johnson
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Unc said marriage up. Ain't say nothing about no kids. Not damn. I'm joking.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
I thought we was. I thought we finna get back in the oven.
ISO Joe Johnson
I told you I like to practice. I don't want the coach to put me in the game. I coach. I'm just out here trying to get everybody good.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Look, okay, all right, well, you out. You out the game. Me and Joe. Me and Joe.
Unc
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm out too. See, I'm with them. I'm out. Listen, I'm out. Hey, come on.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, Joe, one more won't hurt.
Unc
Yeah, well, yeah. Hello. You know the time it take, boy?
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, you know what time the patience now, man. Hey, I don't have to pay.
Unc
I have.
ISO Joe Johnson
Y' all know, I. I ain't the most patient person. I had to learn, boy. Look here. Whoo. Cause to get the kids and they running and screaming, and I'm used to peace and quiet and they just. Oh, up and down.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Right, right.
ISO Joe Johnson
Who that running the house? Let's go here. Let's go to the. Let's go to Houston. Let's go to Six Flags. Let's go here.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, uncle, you need that, though. You need that, that, that. Hey, listen, that, that. That'll add like a spark to your life a little bit, man.
Unc
Hey, hey, listen, listen. I'm in there taking a nap today. My little four year old came in there throwing stuff at me and everything. I'm like, hold on. You know what I'm saying that. What type of time he'd be all
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
know, hey, you know, why she throwing stuff at you, Joe?
Unc
Why?
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
She ain't got nobody her age to play with.
Unc
But that's. It's a boy.
ISO Joe Johnson
My.
Unc
My little son. No, he normally. He normally me. He normally. He played with me. Oh, Joe, I just need a nap.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Give a little brother, little sister Joe.
Unc
Now he got an older brother and an older sister.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
No, don't be selfish, Joe. Don't be.
Unc
I ain't being selfish. I got more than one.
ISO Joe Johnson
Exactly.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Nah, it ain't not a joke. Hey, hey, God. Hey, it's in the Bible. It's in the Bible. God say, be fruitful, and I multiplied. What a thing. What in the Bible? Odd numbers is bad luck, bro. Huh?
ISO Joe Johnson
Kids expensive.
Unc
Now, why are you acting like you don't know that?
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, hold on, hold on, hold on. Listen to me. Let me tell you something real quick. When it. When it comes to people saying that kids are expensive. Kids, Kids aren't expensive. They don't know where they getting. Would you choose to purchase for the child? Can be cheap as hell.
ISO Joe Johnson
We know you're not purchasing anything, Are you purchasing cheap stuff for your kids? Exactly, that's my point. Hold on.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
That's. Besides, now I'm trying to make a point. Don't mess up. Don't mess up my point. Hey, hey, the baby ain't Gonna know
ISO Joe Johnson
she wearing bubbles but you right? The baby don't, but mama does.
Unc
Yeah, there you go. That's why they got on polo.
ISO Joe Johnson
They got on. They got on Air Jordans.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah,
Unc
he know what's going on.
ISO Joe Johnson
He can play slow.
Unc
I know he know what's going on.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, think about this. Think about if all of us had kids at the same time. Think about the amount of deals we can get with. With Pampas, with Huggies, you know, with Oshkosh be Gosh, you know, it's all a part of nightcap. And we won't have to pay for nothing, though.
Unc
Man, we over here working on potty training. You talking about some dice. We trying to get about them diapers.
ISO Joe Johnson
How that's gonna look? Hey, I got. I got a kid.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
What do you mean, how it's gonna look? There are no rules to life. There are no rules that you have to follow.
Unc
Hey, that's pretty normal, though.
ISO Joe Johnson
I'm older than my uncle.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, like, that's like D.C. young.
ISO Joe Johnson
I'm good, I guess, but yeah, we're gonna get you take care of. Joe. We're gonna get you on the thing. I'll show you you up April 1st. Joe, we're gonna get you on. We're gonna get you on the program. Get you a 90 day supply, okay? What? What?
Unc
Ocho on a prescription plan or something? He gets something.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Oh, yeah. Hey, hey, Joe. I take two of them. Yeah, I took. I mean, I tried. I tried two of them.
ISO Joe Johnson
Have mercy.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
I tried two of them, but. Yeah. Hey, hey, she ate. She. She was in the ER for two days.
Unc
That boy gonna have a whole headache over there.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
I was good. I was good. I was good. I was on the full stomach,
ISO Joe Johnson
man.
Unc
This boy here.
ISO Joe Johnson
I'm just saying. I'm telling you, Joe, just be careful now. You're gonna have to go to CVS and get. You be careful. You talk about what that walker for you go find out tonight. In the morning. It'll be useful. He'll prescribe new health. New sexual health. Patients get 15 off their first order of rose sparks on a reoccurring plan. Connect with a provider at Ro Co Nightcap, that's R O.co Nightcap to find out if prescript, if prescriptions rosemarks are right for you. Man. Ocho, I didn't mind that.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
What happened?
ISO Joe Johnson
Talk about some more, kid, bro. I'm about to be 60.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Just think about it. That age ain't. The age ain't nothing but a number. Unc. Don't do that.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hell, I Can barely walk. How? I'm gonna teach the kid how to walk. Hey, hey, hey. Oh, we both got. We both got our arms trying to walk. Hell no. Hey, we both got on hard bottom shoes because we can't stand up properly. Joe, you remember you. You had them hard bottom shoes.
Unc
Yeah, them little white hard bottom.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hell no, man. I ain't paying no damn ticket.
John Green
I'm John Green. You may know me as the author of the Fault in Our Stars, and now, I guess also as the co host of the Away End, a brand new world soccer podcast.
Daniel Alarcon
I'm Daniel Alarcon, a writer and journalist, and John and I have known each other since we were kids. My first World cup was Mexico 86. I was nine years old. I watched every game and I fell in love. On our new podcast, the Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World cup for us.
John Green
Soccer. Football is a story we've shared for over 30 years, since Daniel was the star player on our high school soccer team.
ISO Joe Johnson
Very debatable.
John Green
And I was their most loyal and sometimes only fan. I love this game. I love its history, its hope, its heartbreak, and above all, its beauty.
Daniel Alarcon
Together, we'll find out why, of all the unimportant things football, soccer is the most important.
John Green
Listen to the Away End with Daniel Alarcon and John green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Miles Turner
What's up? I'm Miles Turner.
Brianna Stewart
And I'm Brianna Stewart.
Miles Turner
And our podcast, Game Recognized Game, has never been done before.
Brianna Stewart
Two active players giving you a real look at our lives and what we actually think on and off the court.
Miles Turner
Nothing's off limits. We talk trade requests.
Brianna Stewart
What's the vibe of that? When it's like your star player is like, well, I want to leave, and then actually, now I'm going to stay. We talk tanking. I mean, honestly, like, I might get in trouble for this answer, but I think it's like, definitely happening in the wnba.
Miles Turner
And yeah, we talk about our mistakes, too. They pulled me to the side and was like, hey, man, we got a call last night, man, you can't be rolling around the city like this tonight before games. No. You know, doing this, doing whatever.
Brianna Stewart
And of course, family stories. They'll be like, mommy, why did you miss that? Mommy, do you play basketball? Check out Game Recognized Game with Stewie and miles on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Wilmer Valderrama
Hey, I'm Wilmer Valderrama.
Freddie Rodriguez
And this is Freddy Rodriguez.
Wilmer Valderrama
Welcome back to Dos Amigos.
Freddie Rodriguez
Dos Amigos, season two, baby.
Wilmer Valderrama
This time we're going even deeper into our careers, our lives, our art, and everything in between.
Freddie Rodriguez
Each episode emanates from our very own speakeasy, where we swap stories about the moments that really shaped us on and off camera.
Wilmer Valderrama
What do we invest in right now? What is the immediate advice you give people right now?
Freddie Rodriguez
Is to value time, to be cognizant of time and how important time is, because once the time is up, it's up, and then that's it.
Wilmer Valderrama
And the relationships, collaborations, and even the failures that pushed us to grow. And the common denominator is that we have the same people with us since, like, 30, 40 years ago, right? Like, we have a lot of the same homies that stuck around.
Freddie Rodriguez
Plus, the door always stays open for a third amigo to pull up a chair, listen to Dos Amigos is part of the Michael Tuda podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Daniel Jeremiah
I'm Daniel Jeremiah.
Greg Rosenthal
And I'm Greg Rosenthal.
Daniel Jeremiah
And this is 40s and free agents.
Greg Rosenthal
The games may be over, but the NFL never stops. This is my favorite part of the calendar.
Daniel Jeremiah
Yeah, mine too, Greg. Free agency, the combine, the NFL draft, pro days, trades. This is where teams reshape their future.
Greg Rosenthal
This is where Daniel Jeremiah makes his money on 40s and free agents. We break down every move that actually
Daniel Jeremiah
matters, from my draft evaluations, mock drafts,
Greg Rosenthal
and team fits to my top 101 free agents, and how real rosters are built. Cap, space, contracts, and all the tough decisions included.
Daniel Jeremiah
You got quarterbacks on the move.
Greg Rosenthal
We got teams rebuilding. It's hope season.
Daniel Jeremiah
Absolutely, it's hope season. We'll tell you what's real, what's noise, and what it means for your favorite team.
Greg Rosenthal
Smart, analysis, real conversations every week.
Daniel Jeremiah
I don't know about the smart, but definitely analysis. Listen to 40s and free agents on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
ISO Joe Johnson
We both walk around there looking like Frankenstein. Oh, hell no, I'm good.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
But hey, that's a good one. That's a good one. That was a good one.
ISO Joe Johnson
All right, that's our final second. Eating the chat. It's time for Q and A. Oh,
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
boy, that was a good one. Hell, no. You and the baby.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, yo, hell, I'm telling the old lady, hey, pick up some diapers for both of us. She. She got Pampers. I got the pins. You got a chance to diaper the big grown ass, man. That little baby. Oh, hell, no, man. I'm done with y', all, man. Forget you, Ocho. Before we get to our super chat, we got a video voicemail for our Discord. Make sure you join our Discord to submit video voicemail so you might appear on the show. This one comes from Arkansas 15. Let's take a listen. What he had to say.
Unc
Oh, what's up, Nightcap, man? Just want to, man, tell y', all, man. Y' all doing a good job. Been watching the show from the beginning. Glad to see my boy ISO Joe on the show. My boy Chad Johnson. My favorite wide receiver growing up. Got a lot of respect for you, man. Keep going, man.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, I appreciate that, bro.
Unc
Hey, appreciate that. Look like he had one rolled up over there or something. I seen a little smoke coming up. What you. What you got going, boy? Had that fight. Got that OG over there. Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Old lady. Go.
Unc
I'm going on a diaper run.
ISO Joe Johnson
Box of the pins. Richie. Social. What's up, Ocho? Can I get a birthday shout out? It's my birthday. March 21st. I turned 29. I'm close to the big three zero. Absolutely. Richie. Happy birthday, bro.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Happy birthday.
Unc
Happy birthday, bro.
ISO Joe Johnson
That's right.
Unc
Live it up.
ISO Joe Johnson
Cause you about to be. You'll never be in your 20s again, bro. You. You close. So you gotta enjoy it. You gotta enjoy 29. Cause 30 coming. But boy, 30, boy, I was kicking it. 30 gonna make you 29 your 20s. And guess what? 40 make you appreciate your 30s.
Unc
Hello.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Make you appreciate your fault is so as you get older, you reach that decade milestone, you start to appreciate things a lot, a lot, a lot more.
Unc
Yeah. Hey.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey.
Unc
You ain't got many summers left.
ISO Joe Johnson
No, no, boss man. Hey, I've been watching since the beginning, and y' all got me through the work day. I was curious if you guys could explain how passive rating is broken down. What moment in your life hurt your ego the most? But what ended up making you better? Man, I don't know how to get the passer rating. I guess it's yards per tip. I don't know. They're gonna start boss man. I ain't gonna be holding you. I ain't gonna lie to you.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, that's a good question. I have no idea either.
ISO Joe Johnson
I know they need to do away with QB rating.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
What moment your ego the most, Ocho Joe. But ended up making you better.
Unc
Hurt me the most would end up making me better. I'll probably say getting. I got Hurt my sophomore year in college. That's the same year that I left and went pro, but I had ankle surgery my sophomore year. So my sophomore year wasn't as great as my freshman year, but I was still able to get drafted. And I just think fighting through that injury, trying to strengthen my ankle back up, get back to 100%, you know, at such a young age, 19 years old, you know, it showed. It showed me a lot about myself and just how to be persistent, take care of my body. I think it helped me throughout my, you know, NBA career because I was able to play 18 years on that same ankle with no problem. So.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Right.
Unc
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Ocho,
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
shoot. Something that hurt me, hurt my ego. You know what I think the best situation for me, it didn't hurt my ego, but it did put me in a place of having to realize I have to transition now because I'm not getting another chance. When I got cut by the Dolphins, when I got cut by the Dolphins, and I sit and I sit there and think, but I was on top of the world, boy. I had everything, Joe, while you hear
Unc
me, hey, hey, you ain't even get to play a game, did you, man?
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
But nah, nah, I did the preseason. Did the preseason, Uncle. I was on top of the world, Joe. I had by every sponsor, every endorsement.
Unc
I remember that. I remember that.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
If I got in trouble at 11:30, by the time 12:00 clock hit, boy, everything was going away.
Unc
What?
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, boy, I'm. But everything was going, you hear me? And boy, I sat in that cell and I thought to myself, I say, boy, you were always the villain, so you already know you're not getting a second chance, so you might as well be at peace understanding you will never play again. And figure out what you're going to do on the back end in this transition phase, because now that window of opportunity, that's gone. So, I mean, it did. There was no ego part of being hurt, but it was a great understanding in that cell, reflecting. You're gonna have to figure that on on the next go round because it ain't gonna be the same. It ain't gonna be on that football field.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, I think for me it was being the athlete that I was coming out of high school and I had. I bull drive around and didn't go to go where I wanted to go in college. Ended up going to Savannah State. And I remember like, man, you going to Savannah State, all that talent. And I was like, damn. Always wanted to play at a big university. My brother had gone to a big D1 school, I was like, I don't want to follow my brother's footstep. But it was absolutely the best thing that ever happened. The teachers that I met that helped me. I mean, they really, really helped Shannon Sharpe. They really cared about Shannon Sharpe. And I remember the teacher, one of my professors told me, she said, you know, I know you have dreams, and everybody's told me that you this great football player, but we want a great person to leave here. We want you to be educated. We want you to be the best representation of Savannah State, not just on the football field, but as a man, as an educator. Educator. And I was like, damn. I remember. Like, I remember thinking. I'm like, damn, these people really. They really care about me. That was the best thing that ever happened to me. That's the best. That's the best thing that ever happened. Going to Savannah State, I met my kids, moms on Savannah State, my homeboy Bucket. Lifelong friends. We're closer than brothers. I wouldn't change it for anything, Knowing what I know now, I do. If I did it all over again, I go to Savannah State. I go to Savannah State. It. It absolutely made me the person that I am. It absolutely did. Because then I had to realize, oh, Joe. That, you know, I ain't gonna be playing in front of 80,000 and I. And the scouts are not gonna be down here every day to get a look at me, so I gotta give them something to come see, right? I gotta do that said, man.
Unc
Come on, bro.
ISO Joe Johnson
You know, 18 years of living the life that you live, you can endure wouldn't change a thing. Boss man jordan to go 96. Them liberty city boys just talk. King ISO put oo in his place with a couple of them jabs. Snatch his chain for good measure, man.
Unc
I got you, bro.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, you tell. He don't know much about Liberty City to saying that.
ISO Joe Johnson
Okay. It's a good one here, right?
Unc
Yes.
ISO Joe Johnson
With Chuck Norris passing. Rest in peace, Chuck. Hey, now, I'm curious. What's your favorite martial arts movie? Oh, your martial arts movies?
Unc
Yeah. Karate Kid. There's no question.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Damn. That's a good one. That's a good question.
ISO Joe Johnson
Bruce Leroy, who's the master in the dragon bloodsport?
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah,
Unc
I bet y' all know nothing about the three ninjas.
ISO Joe Johnson
Nah.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Who? Three ninjas?
Unc
Yeah. Oh, y' all wanna know about that?
ISO Joe Johnson
The last dragon is Bruce Leroy. Enter the dragon. Bruce Lee, I think.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Dragon.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, it might be vice versa.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
The Karate Kid is. Is. That's. That's iconic, bro.
ISO Joe Johnson
You know, I Like anything. Yeah, I like Jet Lee. I like Ill man. You ever seen Ilk, Man?
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hold on. Hey, I bet y' all don't remember Blind Fury. Remember Blind Fury? Blind Fury was funny. Boy, that's old, too. That's way back in the 90s.
ISO Joe Johnson
But anything. I like John. Like I said, I like John. Claude Van Damme and Bloodsport, obviously. Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee. How can Bruce Lee not be your favorite? You know martial arts?
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, martial art.
Unc
Yeah.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Well, I mean, Jackie Chan is up there, too now.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, Fist of Fury.
Unc
Fist of Fury.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, okay.
Unc
Hold on. I don't know that Blood sport cold. Yeah. What?
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Lady Ray rest in Pete. Chuck Norris in homage. Here's my favorite Chuck Norris joke. When he was born, Chuck Norris drove his mother home from the hospital.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
That's a good one. I've been seeing some good Chuck Norris funny.
ISO Joe Johnson
Push the earth down. Jason Zelda of RIP Chuck Norris, a legend is gone. What's the best movie you think he did? I'm going with Walker, Texas Ranger. That was a good. I like Delta Force.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, remember Delta Force? That's old, huh?
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah. Walker, Texas Ranger was good.
Unc
I like.
ISO Joe Johnson
I used to watch that. But I. I think. I think the movie that I. That I like probably was Delta Force with Chuck Norris, Dr. Frank L. Bellamy, AFAM ISO Joe. If this was a movie scene, what's happening to Ocho Quick? Bruce Lee, knock out Steven Seagal. Calm down. Beat down. Over John Van Damme slow motion with the music playing.
Unc
So he said, that's what.
ISO Joe Johnson
Which one happened in a movie scene to Ocho Quick. Bruce Lee, knockout Steven Seagal. Calm down. Beat down. Because you know Steven Seagal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Van Damme slow motion with the music playing.
Unc
Oh, this is gonna be. It's probably gonna be Van Damme slow with them. See, I don't wanna. I don't wanna knock him out. I want to keep him around. Just beat him down real good. I know you still need it. You know, I don't wanna. I ain't trying to mess his face up or none of that. I'm just.
ISO Joe Johnson
Y' all gonna have a whole. I'm gonna take a break. Because you would. You and you and Ocho. I will let you know your. Holy doubt. I'm gonna take a night off.
Unc
All right, babe. We might have a little, you know, we. It may be some argument going on because, you know, he don't act right a lot of time, but. Yeah, I'm sure we can get through
ISO Joe Johnson
it the next day.
Unc
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
No, no, I don't like. I don't like, you know, nobody touching my face, you know. Yeah, that's that, that's how, that's how I know, you know, if we ever, if we ever got an altercation but you and you're in trouble, you hear me?
Unc
Oh, no, no, no. We getting into one partner. I want my 3 minute fade. I want my fade.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, hey, Joe. Hey, Joe. Hey, Joe, I don't have. No, I don't have no problem.
ISO Joe Johnson
Before you go, you talk about you don't let nobody play. Yeah, but you being everybody, fuzzy face.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Nah, I'm saying everybody.
ISO Joe Johnson
You know what a fuzzy face is?
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah. What's that? What's that, Joe? What's that, Joe?
ISO Joe Johnson
What you be talking about you be doing all the time and you be trying to get me to come on
Unc
Eating grocery.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Oh, you said everybody. That's, that's that. I. I did. That's when I'm performing. Huh? That's, that's when I was performing.
ISO Joe Johnson
Because I mean, hey, remember I used to work on the street? They said my ocho is a 9th degree tongue. Tongue fu. Master. Yeah, Tongue fool master.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, where you think them 12s come from? They ain't come around for no money.
Unc
Damn.
ISO Joe Johnson
Everybody play, though. Ocho, I keep telling you, can't eat off everybody plate.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, Joe. Well, they. They coming to me for the experience.
ISO Joe Johnson
What you want me to do?
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Be selfish?
Unc
Come on, man. Come on.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, Joe. I don't want to be selfish. It's about the experience, you know? You know, word of mouth, it travels fast. No. Praise God.
Unc
You make him get in the shower first, huh? You make him come straight out the plane.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
I like
ISO Joe Johnson
the plane.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
I don't want. Hey, Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
Working out. Working out.
Unc
No.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, I like. I like a natural joke, you know, and she.
Unc
I'm telling that thing been smothered.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah. Yes, yes, yes. That's how you like it.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, Joe.
Unc
Oh, come on, Joe.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, Joe. You gotta do the fingertips straight out
ISO Joe Johnson
of Pilates, come out of yoga, Joe. It don't matter to him.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
You gotta sit right up there on the counter.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
That's how you gotta be, Joe. Hey, just use your finger, you know, you like take taste test your mama when your mom making cake. And you dip your finger in the cake cake batter. Yeah, that's all you got to do.
Unc
I heard you, Florida boy.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, listen, Joe, we gonna put on the show when it's time.
Unc
Damn.
ISO Joe Johnson
I'm telling you, Joe, when you go to his house, bring your own solo cup. Ain't drinking out of nothing.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, I ain't got no. I ain't got no. I ain't got no dishes.
ISO Joe Johnson
You know, back in the day, Joe. You know, back with that. We growing up. Hey, they passed the water bottle. They probably passed the water bottle.
Unc
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they do that.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, if he drink it, I would pull the rest of the water out. Give me a fresh batch. No, no, no, no. Oh, no.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
We all good.
ISO Joe Johnson
Stranded on the desert island, we ain't got but one canteen. I'm like, go ahead, Ocho.
Unc
Oh, man.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Well, I tell you what. If we strand on the desert island and there's only one canteen, y' all first.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Unc
Now we gonna make sure you don't get the job.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, you gonna die first. We already know.
Unc
Oh, yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Nah, we ain't fooling with you, Ocho.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, y'.
ISO Joe Johnson
All.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Y' all know. Y' all know. Hey, listen, I'm a bishop of. I'm a. I'm a. I'm. I'm a brother of the cloth.
ISO Joe Johnson
That's okay.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
I'm an ordained minister.
Unc
Okay.
ISO Joe Johnson
A lot of the ministers have some list. We know your past, though. I understand where you had it, but it's just hard for me to get what you done in your past.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, hey, one thing about it. God said to repent and. And ask for forgiveness, and I did that.
ISO Joe Johnson
You are forgiven. You just not forgiven for me by being ISO.
Unc
Yeah, absolutely right.
ISO Joe Johnson
We ain't got nothing to do with that. I ain't got nothing do with that.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
I got you. It's all good. Hey, I had my fun, though, when I was living you. I have my. Hey, hey, you gotta try that, though, one time, man.
Unc
Man, you gotta chill. Don't be telling nobody if that ain't the thing. If that ain't their thing. Don't be trying to get nobody.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
You gotta. You gotta. Hey, hey, Joe, it's 20, 26, man. Unc gotta. He got at least start sucking some toes or doing something, man. God damn. Now, come on, man. Come on. Come on, you. Come on, man. Hey, just listen. Get some ice cubes right. Hit the ice cube. Break the ice cubes up right. You hear me?
Unc
Yeah.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Break the ice cubes up. Just put toes in about like you're playing the harmonica like this.
Unc
I'm saying, what is. What is it gonna do? It's gonna get it right.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, it's gonna get it right. Then you flip over, keep the ice in your mouth. Huh?
ISO Joe Johnson
Huh?
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Like a. Like a blender. Go in there. Like the blender, Unc.
ISO Joe Johnson
Y' all don't mind. I gotta give me a shot, Joe.
Unc
Oh, go ahead, Go ahead. Oh, Lord have mercy.
ISO Joe Johnson
Sorry, Chat, but this man doing too much. He doing way too much on the Saturday night.
Daniel Alarcon
I'm getting.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Listen, I'm just trying to help you, man. Like, you might not need help in that area, you know, at your age, but there's always room for improvement there. Oh, there are always things you haven't done. You know, I'm. I'm just. Listen, I'm just telling you.
Unc
I'm.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
I'm just. Listen, man, you take my advice if you want to, you know, I just. You spice it up a little bit. Add some fireworks into the bedroom.
ISO Joe Johnson
Well, I'm waiting on the fourth for the fireworks. That what I'm waiting on. Hey, KB I want to see, I don't know, join the rig. Oh, you know, he wrong for doing my guy ISO like that. Hey, let me be the referee for ISO and Joe fight. So I saw we owe them hands for doing him like that.
Unc
Yeah, he already know it. He already know it.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, well, I'm ready. Hey, everything you throw, getting blocked, getting blocked, and something coming back with it.
Unc
Well, you must don't know me very well.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Oh, I. I know you very well. ISO. Joe Johnson.
Unc
I got something for you.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
I hope so.
Unc
Oh, I appreciate that. Appreciate that.
ISO Joe Johnson
These are made up of Turkish quartz. Because these are special kind of glasses. These are special for Laportier.
Unc
Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah, they put. I put them to some good use over here.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, no ocho, though. You don't drink, so you don't get the. The custom glasses.
Unc
Yeah,
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
yeah, I don't drink nothing. I don't drink nothing.
ISO Joe Johnson
No, you can't put your.
Unc
You don't got no friends. You don't got no homies or nothing.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Oh, hey, hey. All my homeboy drink, Joe.
Unc
Yeah, yeah.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, Joe, they don't play. You know, we meet at the cigar bar. Damn. Damn. They every day right down the street. Yeah, them joker drink like fish. Joe. Oh, Joe. Hey, man, I don't see how they do it, man.
Unc
Yeah,
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Unc, you good?
Unc
Nah.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, matter of fact, if your people there, you could try that tonight, too, now.
Unc
Oh, man.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
What kind of refrigerator you got? Your refrigerator give you the big ice cubes or the small ones already crushed up.
ISO Joe Johnson
I got this one in Atlanta that make the big cubes like you have, like. They probably have it twin peak. The cube like this big, right? And yeah, I had. I Had this machine that make 84 cubes. So the 84 was inside of the cube. So it's an ice cube.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Imagine what you could do with that, huh? Take the 84 cube. No, no. And you. Oh, man, you could. Man, you could almost use that like a God.
Unc
What it do here?
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, Joe. Hey, it's no my imagination, my creativity is going. Now just think about what you can do.
ISO Joe Johnson
No, bring it on back. You think you.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, hey. Think about using the 84, right? You and your baby, right? You getting in the mood? Little foreplay. Using the 84 as a plug. You feel me? You, you. You know what I mean?
ISO Joe Johnson
Huh?
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
You don't want to try that.
ISO Joe Johnson
And then what I'm doing with the ice cube after that. Ocho, I know you think I'm. Put it in my mouth.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah. You got to suck it back out.
ISO Joe Johnson
How you gonna say mayo and hot dogs is crazy when you talk about eating squirrel, raccoon, horse, shout out, nightcap. Look, I ate. Will I eat squirrel again? Yes. Have I eaten squirrel? Yes. Have I eaten raccoon? Yes. I've eaten a lot of different animals. But I'm saying I didn't know. I've never seen anybody put mayo on a hot dog. So when, so when Fluffy said he put mayo on hot dog, I say, bro, as a matter of fact, he just DM me. So now when he making a sandwich, he doing anything, he DM me, he's shaking the, he's shaking the mail. But I've never seen anybody put me on hot dogs. I didn't know people ate mayo.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Listen, I, I eat hot dogs everywhere I go, Joe. Every sporting event, you know, they'd be making fun of me. Here you go to Glizzies, and I always get two. And I ate everything. I eat mine playing I, I just. Mayo anything, ketchup or mustard that would get in the way, that, that'd get in the way of me. I, I don't like that.
Unc
Hey, I've seen, I seen down in Miami, man, where they got these hundred dollar hot dogs with caviar and all that stuff on there.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Who?
Unc
Caviar.
ISO Joe Johnson
Caviar. I mean, caviar. Don't caviar. Just put it on the cracker, put it on something. It don't go on no hot dog, man.
Unc
They selling, they got, they got this place sell hot dogs in Miami. I'm gonna have to send it to y'. All. 100 hot dogs, caviar, a little sprinkle of something on there like some gold.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, hey, hey, Joe. I ain't. I ain't going. I ain't going to. If I wanna. If I want a hot dog, I go right in the design district. You know, they got the little hot dog cars like they got in New York. Yeah, they got a man on each block with a little hot dog cart. Hot dog, 2.50. Give me a nice. Give me a nice peach. Peach soda. A check soda.
ISO Joe Johnson
Go to Costco. You want a hot dog? A$50.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Costco. Costco too far.
ISO Joe Johnson
Okay.
Unc
Oh, Ocho like. Ocho like that street meat.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah. Hey, that street. The street vendor hot dog. Them thing be good, bro. Yes, sir.
ISO Joe Johnson
Well, we know. We already. You already told Joe and I that you eat anything, so we're not surprised. I just want you to know.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, hey, hey, Uncle. Uncle Joe, look. Absolutely. What we talking about here? Yeah. Yes, sir.
Unc
Yeah.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
ISO Joe Johnson
I mean, you just. Eat behind everybody, you know, back in the day. Hey, bro, let me get a bite of that. Ain't nobody said nobody ever with Ocho.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, listen. Hey, it's the reason I look so young.
ISO Joe Johnson
You keep on looking young. I'm gonna go and get old. I'll be looking like Ray Gibson in life. I'm cool with it. Danielle Wells. What's good, Big three Question, y'. All Opinion. Which bio movie was the best between All Eyes on Me. Notorious. Straight out of Compton. Straight out of Compton?
Unc
Yeah. Straight out of Compton was a beast. They all were pretty.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, they were. I saw them all. Straight out Compton. Yeah, yeah. You know, for me, I think, you know, nwa when they came out, hey, they weren't playing.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, they was very controversial, too, but very controversial. Hey, you know, same thing with. With Uncle Lou. What about with. With the government? With the government. Controversy.
ISO Joe Johnson
Be so horny.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Shake that the dude. I want to rock. I want to rock. I want to rock. Prince, Drama. Big three. What's up, fellas? Remember the year writers calls Clay a supermax? And ISO. Would you say 2010 was the best free agency by far? I think so.
Unc
2010, I think that's when LeBron went to Miami. Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Mellow was up. Mellow resigned with the Knicks. D. Wade was up. He signed with the Heat. Chris Bosh was up. He went to Miami.
Unc
Yeah, yeah, I. I think it was. Everybody had cleared. Pretty much cleared their rosters. Okay. No, you're trying to save money just in case LeBron wanted to. Want to come to their team. So everybody had money. So, you know, we. We all caught a good riff for that. I know I did from being in that free agency, you got D. Wade Braun, Chris Boshmello. Hey, sometimes it's. It's good to be lucky.
ISO Joe Johnson
Dr. LA Brown, MD. All I want in life is for a man to love me as much as Shannon loves LeBron. Because, damn, I just want to trick. But with all these people, y' all never say this. When people hype up Kobe, when people hype up, when people hype up Jordan, nobody ever says, I want somebody to love me as much as they love Kobe or much as they love LeBron. So what is it about that? Because y' all say LeBron. So if y' all saying that Jordan is the goat and Kobe is the second coming, that means they have more supporters than LeBron. And I've never heard anybody say, I want somebody to love me like X love Kobe or ex love Jordan. Why they never say that? Maybe because Jordan has never acknowledged them. Because Kobe never acknowledged them. And LeBron James has acknowledged me. He sees me at the game, he comes and dapped me up. And all those people that supported Kobe and Jordan never got acknowledged. Could that be it? Okay, okay. When he play good, I'm gonna say, play good. If he play bad, I'm gonna say, he gonna play bad. That's the way it rolls, man. You said two weeks ago the Lakers weren't no good. Here's the thing. I got a new set of facts. So when you get a new set of facts, don't show what should happen. Your opinion should change. See the problem with you guys, you get new information and you still hold on to the same facts, the same opinion that you had before. You got the new info, but not the LA Brown. We appreciate you watching, bro. Jason Zelda. I remember ddp Diamond Dallas Page Malone versus Rodman and Hulk Hogan was the highest grossing pay per view in WCW history. I remember that also.
Unc
Oh, damn. They said it was the highest gross on pay per view.
ISO Joe Johnson
WC World Championship Wrestling. Now, obviously, you know, WWE took it to a whole new level.
Unc
Was that when Was that when the Bulls played the Jazz in the final stage?
ISO Joe Johnson
No, that might have been. That was. I think that was after that is after that. Mike, Mike. What up, big 3oo? You and ISO need to punk. That'll be great Chronic to prank him. And y' all know what would come up with a good idea? Come up with a good one.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
I. I got a good one already.
Unc
No I n. I ain't messing with uncle. Already said he. He don't like to play them silly games.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
It ain't about what he like to Play. It's about what we gonna do, huh?
Unc
Who is we?
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Well, I mean, if you scared, you scared.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, don't worry about it. We got something for you, though, Joe. And I got something for you. Don't you worry about that. Let me go and take me another swig. Cause you got me grossed out.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
What you grossed out about, huh? Huh? What you. What you grossed out about?
Unc
Eating groceries, man, that man gotta eat no groceries, bro. He's straight, Joe.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
You don't eat. Grow no groceries, Joe.
Unc
No, I ain't never.
ISO Joe Johnson
Thank you, man.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Y', all.
ISO Joe Johnson
That's why me and Joe get along. Power to the people.
Unc
I know. Hey.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Oh, man. What y' all doing, man?
ISO Joe Johnson
Clearly not what you do.
Unc
Proximity, Ocho. Hey, I know it's close proximity, but
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
y' all gotta grow up, man. Y' all gotta grow up, man. Y' all gotta grow up, man. Come on, man. Just.
ISO Joe Johnson
That's why. That's why we gotta stay spread. Because if he in the neighborhood, he's gonna drop in.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, hey, Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
Be right around the corner, man. You know, I was right around the corner. I figured I'd stop in here. No, do me a favor.
Unc
What's that?
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, before. Before Arkansas play tomorrow, man. Go ahead, go ahead.
Unc
Come on, come on, come on, come
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
on, come on, Joe. It's three o'clock in the morning, Joe. So, like, when we finish the show and then. Tell me about it tomorrow. And tomorrow.
Unc
Hey, that's what they like. Is that what they like?
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, Joe. It's something different, Joe. Traders. Try it, Joe. Just try it.
Unc
No, I'm straight.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
For me.
ISO Joe Johnson
I mean, theoretically, Ocho, Nobody knows where the nose goes when the doors close.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah. You know, it's all considered sex.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
I just. I just want Joe to be comfortable, you know, doing something different and being able to see.
Unc
I am. I am comfortable. I'm comfortable.
ISO Joe Johnson
I'm okay. Just.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Just try, Joe. You use your thumb to start off, Joe. It's okay.
ISO Joe Johnson
Take another one. Yeah. I let this one lady say May. Hey, not all women like that. Maybe them young ones do. Yeah. Oh, no.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Don't let them lie to you. They love it. You hear me?
Unc
The mo. The older women love it.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
What? Hey, joe. I had one by 72, Joe. I had one by 72, joe. Hey.
Unc
What?
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
She ain't never. Oh, my God. Where you got. Where you learn this from? I've never had this kind of feeling before.
Unc
72.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, Joe, you know what they do to you at 72?
Unc
72. Oh, Joe.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Oh, 72. She took her teeth out Joe, I ain't never felt.
Unc
Oh, man, you gotta stop.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, Joe, listen to me. Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, Joe, I ain't never joke. You hear me?
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, listen, I lie for you before I lie to you, Joe. It was different. It was different. Now, people. You know, people call people cougars, and they try to go for the young one. The young ones, they play too many games. Ain't nobody got time to be brain wrestling with you.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, old folk.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
But hey, Joe, over 50, they know
Unc
exactly what they want. They know what they want.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
They're getting straight to business. And after you're done, they gonna put
Unc
you out the house, get out of here.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
They gonna send you back home. But they're gonna send you home with some food, though. They can pack your little snack.
ISO Joe Johnson
I'll be saying, hey, oh, yo. By somebody. You bull driving. Some of the ones be like, they'd be 62, 65. So I see them on Tick Tock.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah. Hey, looking good, huh?
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, they'd be on the ground, Joe. There. I'll be seeing like 65, 60. I like. Damn.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, get you one of them now, huh? They had you feeling like you had the ufo. Yeah. I'm telling you. I'm telling you, don't. Don't sleep. Don't sleep on them cougars, Joe. I mean. I mean, Joe, you mad?
ISO Joe Johnson
Can't be taking blood pressure medicine. Somebody.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, I. Listen, I'm talking this. It's the old me. I'm just sharing stories about the old me.
ISO Joe Johnson
This.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
This the old me. So I'm, you know, I'm. I ain't like this no more. But.
ISO Joe Johnson
Don Cino 305. My wife, Danae and I, Chris got married four months ago. The best decision I made in my life, y'. All. Next night, cap. Congratulations. Chris and Danae. Chris and Danae, congratulations on the marriage. Glad. Glad it's going. It's. You're in bliss. It is blissful.
Unc
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
You're having a great time. Congratulations. I don't know how long you guys known each other, but the Nightcap family is extremely proud of you guys and happy for you guys. So, again, congratulations. And. Yeah, yeah, I mean. Oh, Joe and I gonna plan something, Ocho. Cause Joe, you know, we're gonna be looking at the building. We don't got everything. And this man said, man, you know, something came up, and so, you know.
Unc
Yeah, you already. You know how I go.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
What?
ISO Joe Johnson
What?
Unc
What?
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
What? Y' all finna build Legos? Hey, hey. Wherever y' all going, we go. My buddy, my buddy, my buddy and me, Ryan Jones.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, Unc. Currently in med school. Could you give me a pep talk or. What it takes to be great and the mindset that comes with it. Love you guys. I wish I knew what you was going into. Obviously, if you're going into a specialist, it's going to take a lot more training. But your desire to be great has to be greater than your desire not to be because a lot of people. Look, how great do you want to be? Because your desire to be great got to be. You're greater than the people desire for you not to. To succeed because you know people are not gonna be happy for you. Everybody's not going to be happy for you. I believe in me. I gotta prove myself right and then all of you guys will be wrong. I don't need to prove you wrong. I just need to prove myself right. Get up every day, bro. You know what it takes for you to you and currently in med school, you had to go four years of undergrad, probably two and a half years of. Of secondary. And now you're gonna have to do 4 and plus another 2, 3 of residency. Do you know what it takes, the dedication and the discipline to do all of that, do all that studying? It should you. You don't really need a pep talk because you are extremely disciplined in order to be. To make it this far. You're extremely, extremely disciplined. You don't make it that far without being disciplined because it's a lot of studying. It's a lot of time management. How well can you manage time? You do that extremely well, bro. I'm waiting for the next couple of years when you come back and say, oh man, I'm. I'm a doctor. That's gonna be. That's gonna be great for a nightcap.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, and when you. When you. When you want something bad enough where nothing will get in the way.
Unc
You hear me?
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Bad enough.
ISO Joe Johnson
Nothing. Nothing. To see, to know your family go. How proud your family's going to be that they got a doctor. You may have got a doctor in the family, bro. Ryan, you got this underground underscore kicks. Big three, y'. All number one. Can I. Can y' all wish me a happy 70th birthday to my mom, Joanne Dunning. Absolutely. Happy birthday, Joanne.
Unc
Happy, happy birthday.
ISO Joe Johnson
Wow. The big seven zero blessing. That is absolute blessing. 70 times around the sun. Hopefully you enjoyed every single one of them and hopefully you enjoy the kids and y' all got together underground kicks. Hopefully you got with mom. Y' all did something special for because, hey, a lot of people don't have Their moms, you got yours, and you got to. Got to share a very special day with them. Gabe Muniz. What's up, y'? All? Much love, DB for life. Oh, can we get a classic? Oh, no. What time? That's for Ocho. Would you be talking about doing all that. That's all that other stuff, Joe. Oh, no.
Unc
Yeah. Oh, no.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, hey, I'm gonna get you right before 20, 26 in. I'm gonna get you right.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh. Oh, no, I'm good.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Come back and tell me all. Come back and tell us all about it, man.
ISO Joe Johnson
No can do, Ocho. We good. But like I said, like that lady said. The lady said everybody don't be liking that freaky stuff, Ocho. They don't be liking all that licking all that stuff. What? What?
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
What? What? What? What?
ISO Joe Johnson
Lady said Chat say. Oh, she said maybe them young girls like that. Them young ones.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
No, no, no, no, no, no. I told you I had 172. Was. Was on that. On that type of time about that life.
ISO Joe Johnson
Cause I know them. They a do that back then. Oh, no.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Oh, no. But that's the whole point is you want to introduce. Introducing to something new that they didn't do back in the 30s.
ISO Joe Johnson
Take your clothes out, lay down and go and get you finished. Put your clothes back on the league. No, I ain't nobody doing all that.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Hey, it's 20, 26. Huh? You. You need. You need to give people an experience. An experience.
ISO Joe Johnson
Them old lady, them old. Them people. Hey, they ain't believing all that. They ain't doing all that stuff. Ocho, back then, my grandma and grandma and grandfather didn't even sleep in the same bed.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
No, yeah, I understand. I understand that. But this ain't back then. This is now you. We need to live in the.
ISO Joe Johnson
In the present. Nine kids. She said. My granddaddy never seen her naked. Not in the daylight.
Unc
Man.
ISO Joe Johnson
You couldn't see with him. He. Unless he got. Unless he got. Unless he owl or animal something can see in the dark. Hey, man, the old people, they play like that. Don't you
Unc
trying to see where he got this 72 year old.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Oh, hey, hey. You want me to tell you, Joe? It's okay.
Unc
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Boy. On south beach at Soho House. Boy. Yeah, she was. Hey, she rich now. She stays. She stay on Star Island. This one? No, just any 72 year old.
Unc
Oh, you been. You hang out at the Soho House?
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
House, Joe.
Unc
I already knew it.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yo, I. Man, I. You know, I had a little ad in the paper, Joe.
Unc
Yeah.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah, for married women. Married women that's married to rich men.
ISO Joe Johnson
That.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
That don't pay him no mind. What?
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, you looking for that man, what you call him? Caught his wife cheating and shot another. And shot the man about five, six times out there in broad daylight.
Unc
I've seen it. Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Leave that alone though, Joe.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Oh, that I a. See that. I said this was back in the day. Yeah, I know, I know you don't condone it, but, you know, I had. I'm trying to make me. I'm making me a little change on the side, though.
ISO Joe Johnson
Change that bad?
Unc
This bad.
ISO Joe Johnson
Need help? Chad. I'm sorry. Chad.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
I'm sorry. Hey, Joe, I'm just telling you about my life experiences from the past.
Unc
Right, right.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
That's the old me. That's the old me. Now, once I got baptized, I'm a person. But what I can do, that's what I like about Nightcap. I can come on here and talk about some of the things from my past that most people will be ashamed to tell. I'm not ashamed to tell because we family.
Unc
Yeah. Yeah.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Family.
Unc
Yeah. Yeah.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
That made me a nice. Hey, hey, Joe. I made. I made about 15,000 that night.
Unc
Damn.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yeah.
Unc
Why you stop, huh? Why you stop? That's a lot of money.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
It'd be. It'd be a one time thing, Joe, you know, and it. It'd be one time thing.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah. And them groceries can't go in the shopping cart. They can't go and shave out. I just be. Oh, I'm just saying, I would eat some groceries, but I tell you what, I'm getting about a Whole Foods.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
Yes, sir.
ISO Joe Johnson
Well, Smith,
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson
I got you. I got you, man. I got you. I'm. Hey, listen, it's a work in progress with you. We'll get there.
ISO Joe Johnson
Thank you guys for joining us for another episode of Nightcap. Y' all know who I am. I'm your favorite. There's my partner, the Cincinnati bingo legend, a former pro bowler and an all pro, the ring of fame honoree. That is Chad Ocho, Cinco Johnson and University of Arkansas alum, seven time NBA all star from the Atlanta Hawks waltz ISO, Joe Johnson. Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit the like button and go subscribe to the Nightcap podcast feed wherever you get your podcast from. Thank you guys for your support. Thank you for your eyes, ears and your word of mouth. Thanks to you, Nightcap has become the success and the phenomena that has become. And because of you, we shall continue to get better. We appreciate your comments. We appreciate you helping us to get better because that's our goal. We try to we meet and we discuss how can we give the fans a better listening and viewing experience. That is our job, to entertain you, to inform you, to educate you, while all the while while giving you the best visual and audio experience we possibly can. So again, thank you for your support and your continued support. Those looking to purchase a bottle of shade by Laportier, head over to laportierconac.com if you cannot find it in a state or city near you, just order it on leportier.com it is a premium VSOP cognac. As you can see, we have the 750 that is the OG bottle, but now we have the Junior which is the 375. Same quality, same great taste, the same smoothness. Please drink responsibly and stay safe. Kentucky beat Santa clara in overtime 89.84. Miami beats number 10, Missouri, 80 to 66. UConn beat Furman 82. 71. UCLA beat UCF. UCF 75, 71. And Iowa beat Clemson 67 61. Kansas beat California Baptist 6860. That concludes this episode of Nightcap. We want to thank each and every one of you for joining us. We'll see you again tomorrow. I'm Unc. He's Ocho. He's ISO. We're out.
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Right now about130. I'm at 183. We should race. No, I want to leave here with my original hips.
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Nightcap – Episode Summary (Hour 3: SGA Calls Out Luka & Joker Fans + Dennis Rodman WWE HOF + The Game’s DMs Exposed) Date: March 21, 2026 | Hosts: Shannon “Unc” Sharpe, Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson, Joe “ISO Joe” Johnson
This episode of Nightcap delivers unfiltered, late-night sports talk with NBA, NFL, and pop-culture hot takes. The trio – Shannon Sharpe, Chad Ochocinco Johnson, and Joe Johnson – react to spicy NBA narratives (SGA vs. Luka & Joker fans), celebrate Dennis Rodman’s induction into the WWE Hall of Fame, clown around about notorious DM pickup lines (a la The Game), and field Q&A on everything from athlete egos to freaky marital advice. The conversation blends sports analysis, locker-room humor, and candid stories from superstar athletes.
On social media hate:
“We can see who gets the most negative… and it’s been LeBron James like 10, 15 years running.” — ISO Joe [03:05]
On SGA’s scoring:
“Score 30 and shoot 50 from the floor — Jordan, Michael J. Jordan, Mike, MJ, whatever you wanna call him… that’s it.” — ISO Joe [04:50]
On Dennis Rodman:
“He could rebound the basketball and he could play defense… Scoring the ball was, yeah, you got eight points… but you was gonna get 50 [rebounds].” — Unc and Joe riff [08:43–08:54]
On sports lifestyle:
“In football, every play is almost a career-ending play… basketball ain’t like that.” — Unc [11:25]
On love and LeBron:
“All I want in life is for a man to love me as much as Shannon loves LeBron… Because DAMN!” — Dr. LA Brown, read by Unc [58:15]
On ego and transition:
“There was no ego part of being hurt, but it was a great understanding in that cell, reflecting… you might as well be at peace understanding you will never play again.” — Chad Ocho Johnson [37:19]
On old flames:
“Hey Joe, over 50, they know exactly what they want… and after you’re done, they’re gonna put you out the house… but they’re gonna send you home with some food, too.” — Ocho & Unc [64:14–64:27]
On birthday milestones:
“You gotta enjoy 29, cause 30 coming. But boy, 30 gonna make you appreciate your 20s, and 40 makes you appreciate your 30s.” — ISO Joe [34:35]
For fans craving the raw, comedic, and unfiltered thoughts of pro sports legends, this episode is an absolute vibe, blending hoops, family, and NSFW real talk.