A Friday SUPER Scroll - Scrolling w/ Hayley (Ep. 295)

Summary

Scrolling with Hayley – A Friday SUPER Scroll (Ep. 295)

Date: May 8, 2026
Host: Hayley Caronia
Theme: A Freewheeling "Super Scroll" of the Week’s Most Viral Clips, Unfiltered Commentary, and Bold Conservative Takes

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Episode Overview

In this “Friday SUPER Scroll” edition, Hayley Caronia delivers on her promise for a sprawling, unapologetic roundup of the week’s most viral TikToks, political soundbites, and cultural controversies. With a brisk pace and signature edge, Hayley skewers race-baiting questions, Democratic media strategies, “birth control panic,” TikTok oddities, and more, all through a conservative lens. Joined by regular contributors like Andrew and Josh, the episode balances comedic moments with critique of modern progressive narratives.

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Key Discussion Points & Segment Timestamps

1. Victor Glover’s Response To Race Questions

• [02:13] – [03:02]
• Hayley spotlights astronaut Victor Glover’s dignified response to being constantly asked about his race as an astronaut.
  • Quote (Victor Glover, 02:13):
    "We spent a lot of time thinking about us and not us, me individually… I focused a lot on working with this team and trying to be a good teammate."
  • Hayley’s Take: The focus on Glover’s race is “old and tired,” detracting from individual accomplishment and team success.
  • “Even celebrating skin color…places such an emphasis on our differences. Anytime race is brought up unnecessarily, it calls attention to it when nobody was really thinking about it.” (03:02)

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2. Pete Buttigieg on Democrats Avoiding Podcasts

• [06:09] – [08:45]
• Pete Buttigieg admits Democrats fear long-form podcasts because it’s "physically impossible to stay on talking points" for hours and they're afraid of making mistakes.
  • Quote (Buttigieg, 06:12):
    “There’s a real allergy to taking risk because we’re afraid of saying something wrong or saying something that’s going to get twisted and used against us, especially these really long form podcasts… it’s not possible.”
• Hayley argues Democrat politicians like Kamala Harris avoid real, open conversations and prefer "softball" interviews on podcasts like “Call Her Daddy,” tailored to their base.
  • "Kamala Harris not agreeing to do Joe Rogan’s three-hour podcast, that was a skill issue rather than a political strategy." (08:45)
• Critique of one-issue voters ("If you’re going to the polls thinking about your vagina like you’re voting for Kamala Harris…these people are not smart.”)* (09:45)*

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3. Abortion, Birth Control, and Fear-Mongering

• [13:24] – [15:00]
• Hayley plays a TikTok of a woman expressing anxiety over future birth control access and advising others to get IUDs or sterilizations.
  • Hayley’s response: Much of the "panic" is political theatrics.
    • “If you can’t afford birth control…you can’t afford to sleep around recklessly.” (14:56)
    • “Not having things for free is an attack on their rights. That’s what they think. So they operate under the notion that free birth control is a right. It’s not a right.” (15:00)

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4. TikTok’s ‘Boundary Coach’ and Medical Self-Sabotage

• [17:21] – [20:37]
• A "boundary coach" teaches followers to refuse weigh-ins and medical advice at doctor visits.
  • Hayley and co-hosts mock this trend:
    • “How does she know what’s relevant?” (18:01, Hayley)
    • “Set the boundary by not going to the doctor then...if you think you know better, don’t go.” (20:05)
• It’s framed as symptomatic of leftist victim mentality and anti-expertise radicalism.

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5. ICE Agents, Surveillance, and TikTok Activism

• [21:05] – [23:40]
• Discussion of a viral video where women confront a man, asking if he’s secretly an ICE agent.
  • Hayley lampoons their paranoia:
    • “I would have trolled her...Am I a nice Asian?” (22:21, Hayley)
    • “If this was an ICE agent, then what? What are you going to do about it?” (23:10, Hayley)
• Compares the activists to “dogs chasing cars— wouldn’t know what to do if they caught it.”

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6. “Republican Takes” Among Liberals

• [23:51] – [27:39]
• Hayley discusses a roundtable of self-described leftists jokingly admitting some “Republican takes” (e.g., wanting a gun “just to scare them off”, being pro-choice but sympathetic to pro-life upbringing, etc.).
  • Hayley: “All of my takes are Republican.” (24:36)
  • The group jokes about the inability to articulate a sincere “liberal take.”
  • “Gays shouldn’t be allowed to adopt children. Agree. Secure borders. Agree. But what are your most liberal takes?” (25:15, Hayley)

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7. College & Christianity – Faith Under Fire in Academia

• [28:24] – [30:07]
• Viral video recounts a college professor mocking Christian beliefs in the classroom.
  • Hayley reflects on her Jesuit college experience and increasing ideological bias in academia:
    • “You can send your kid to the most expensive school, private school, Christian school, whatever. The academia is liberal, the teachers are liberal, and they're going to try to inject that ideology onto your children.” (30:07)
  • Emphasizes importance of strong values before college.

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8. Babylon Bee & Life Without Republicans (AI Skit)

• [33:18] – [34:12]
• Hayley plays and comments on an AI parody showing a dystopian, "progressive" America.
  • Pokes fun at Democratic policies taken to their illogical extremes ("Everyone just walk through the scanner—it’s going to check how dark your skin is to see how many benefits you get”).
  • Takeaway: “It’s very scary to think about what the world would be like without Republicans, without that balance.” (34:12, Hayley)

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9. Viral TikToks: Airplane Couples, Pranks, Hand-holding Antics

• [35:21] – [39:32]
• Hayley and Andrew riff on:
  • Annoying couples refusing to let go of hands on an airplane (“I think that's a mental illness…If you need to hold hands on the flight, buy seats next to each other.” (37:48)
  • Prank calls to managers and Waffle Houses.
  • Playful banter about TikTok proposal trends (e.g., men proposing in splits).

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10. TikTok Trends, Fashion Fails, and "Who's Marco?" Game

• [43:49] – [56:23]
• A sequence of playful segments:
  • People using AI to spoof engagement photos.
  • Critique of short-sleeve suit jackets (“No, that's horrible…get over it, Florida!” (50:08, Hayley)
  • “Who’s Marco?”— a guessing game with photos of Senator Marco Rubio edited in various wild scenarios (martial arts, DJ, jockey, etc.), double as pop-culture commentary on American politics.
  • Extended riff on “midtown uniform” and how suits elevate men’s attractiveness (“Even if you’re a six, you’re an eight in a suit. If you’re a four, you’re a six in a suit.” (57:03, Hayley))

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Democrats and Podcasts:
  • “They're scared…Long form podcasts expose politicians for what they don’t know.” (06:48, Hayley)
• On Birth Control Fear:
  • “If you can’t afford birth control, you can’t afford to sleep around recklessly.” (14:56, Hayley)
• On Healthcare Entitlement:
  • “Leftists, they think everything should be free. Not having things for free is an attack on their rights. That’s what they think.” (15:00, Hayley)
• On Academia:
  • “The mindset you have entering college says a lot about how you’ll leave it.” (30:07, Hayley)
• On Social Media Mobs:
  • “Dogs chasing cars—wouldn’t know what to do if they caught it.” (23:37, Andrew)
• On New York Corporate Fashion:
  • “Every corporate guy wears a button down shirt, slacks, and a vest…fleece vest, to get their corporate slop bowls.” (55:43, Hayley)
• On Relationship Dependency:
  • “If you're in a relationship and you're so dependent on the other person, you need to get out of that relationship and get help.” (36:48, Hayley)

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Tone & Style

• Language/Tone:
  Candid, comedic, satirical, and openly conservative. Regular digs at the left, social media culture, and modern “woke” sensibilities.
• Guest Interplay:
  Andrew and Josh provide support, banter, and audience chat interaction.
• Audience Engagement:
  Hayley frequently reads and responds to live chat messages, encouraging audience reflection on their own “most liberal” or “most conservative” takes.

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Conclusion

This “Super Scroll” episode is textbook Hayley: raucous, quick-hitting, and consistently colored by skepticism of all things progressive. Whether dissecting the failures of Democratic media strategy, mocking over-the-top TikTokers, or sharing her own takes on conservative values, Hayley keeps the energy high and the commentary unfiltered. Regular infusions of audience questions and lighthearted games (like “Who’s Marco?”) ensure the podcast remains as entertaining as it is polemical.

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Next Episode:
Hayley promises to return to live questions and more “super scrolls” in the next Friday edition.
Follow: @hayleycarronia on social media
Listen: Apple, Spotify, Rumble

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Transcript

[Hailey Caranilla]

Welcome in to scrolling with Haley. I'm Hailey Caranilla and I am so excited for today's episode. I promise a scrolling time. We are going to do a super scrolling time today. Thank you all for watching me and of course, before we get started, I want to tell you about our sponsor for today's show. Blackout coffee is a premium American coffee company known for bold flavor, high quality beans and roasting fresh right here in the US Every order ships straight to your door so you always have an amazing cup ready whenever you need it. And what I love is how smooth and rich it tastes without any bitterness. With that perfect balance of flavor and energy getting me through busy mornings and long days, you could try their subscribe and save program. So you always have a fresh cup of coffee on hand. Switch flavors anytime, pause, cancel whenever you want. Plus you get discounted pricing, free shipping and reward points on every order. It is simple, flexible and saves you money. They offer dark roasts, flavored coffees, espresso blends and more. Something for every coffee lover. Now is the time to try Blackout coffee. Go to blackout coffee.com and use code scroll for 20% off your first order. Once you try it, you won't want to go back. All right, put your phones on. Do not disturb. The show starts now. And I have a Friday surprise for everyone. I told you earlier in the week, you know, I didn't mean to not get to scrolling time. I just started yapping and yapping and yapping. You know how this goes. And then I, I didn't have time for it all week long. So I told you promises made, promises kept on this show. I will do a massive scrolling time on Friday. So this is what we have for you today. Let's get into it. I like the cat. This is my, my little Ode to Birdie, huh?

[Andrew]

I do what I can.

[Hailey Caranilla]

I like it. All right, so this video, of course, like some of these are a little old, like you might have seen these. But you know, I was planning on covering this on Monday and then I didn't, so. But I wanted to get to it. This is the astronaut Victor Glover. He is answering a race baiting question. How did it feel to be the first person of color to fly to or around the moon?

[Victor Glover]

You know, good question, Amaya. Thank you for the question. And I will tell you, one of the things about swinging for the fence and trying to, you know, hit a home run when the game is on the line is if you think about that, that that can add pressure and make you not go up there. And play your best game. And so I focused a lot on working with this team and trying to be a good teamma trying to be a good teammate to them and also receive from them their good teamwork. And I think one of the reasons we were as successful as we did is we spent a lot of time thinking about us and not us, me individually. And so I would answer this by maybe just making a visual lesson here that I spent a lot of time thinking about this patch and this patch and not this patch. And now we get to be here and we get to talk about it.

[Unknown Supporter 1]

Yes.

[Unknown Supporter 2]

I love it.

[Hailey Caranilla]

I love it. And he's been asked this question multiple times, not just from this little girl, but from a lot of people. You know, what is it like being the first black? This, the first black astronaut, the first black, you know, and it. I feel like that can get kind of exhausting to keep hearing that question when, you know, he's been very accomplished in his career, and then people kind of reduce it back down to his skin color. And what he said in another response was, it's about human history and it's the story of humanity. Not black history, not women's history, but all of that is human history. And when he pointed to his patches, it showed me, and he said that too, that he's a team player. He loves representing our country as an astronaut. Not because of what he looks like, but he'd be going down in history for what he's doing anyway. And to be rocket launched into space in a capsule with three other people and, you know, Lord knows what could go right or wrong in that moment. You think that on that mission they're thinking about their skin color or their biological sex. I can guarantee you these are the last things on their minds. And I'm not mad at this little girl's question. I'm not even so sure that she wrote it. Maybe she did, but I've produced these kinds of town halls before. I can tell you from a behind the scenes standpoint, the producers vet the questions ahead of time to make sure that nobody says anything that's going to get anyone into legal trouble. You don't want someone to come up there and ask a question that's going to make the astronauts uncomfortable or put them in a bad spot. So I don't think, you know, a producer would tell her what to ask necessarily, but a producer would certainly like this question and would want her to ask it because they're thinking this answer will be good, it'll make for good television, and it was, but for a different reason. I find it sad that it's been 60 years since the MLK I had a dream speech. And, you know, his dream about we would judge each other in this country by the content of our character. And I would think that most people do do that. But then it seems like minorities want to judge people by the color of their skin. And I think that sometimes it comes from a place of pride. But even celebrating skin color or gender identity or sexual preferences, all of that can place such an emphasis on our differences. And even when it comes from a good place, anytime race is brought up unnecessarily, it calls attention to it when nobody was really think about it. It's like we've gotten so far and then it seems like people just want to bring us back when we've made progress and they want to regress. And it's not that people don't think about race because they're racist. It's because they can celebrate this crew's success without obsessing over checking boxes. It's just old and tired. So I wanted to say bravo to Victor Glover for his answer here. Then I want to get to this next video. This was Mayor Pete Buttigieg, former transportation secretary under the Biden administration. And, you know, he's a famous chest feeder now. And he went on Dr. Mike's podcast and he was asked why he thinks Democrats don't do podcast interviews.

[Andrew]

Listen, why is there such a fear of this format?

[Pete Buttigieg]

Podcasts generally, in my party, for some reason, there's a real allergy to taking risk because we're afraid of saying something wrong or saying something that's going to get twisted and used against us, especially these really long form podcasts that go an hour or two, three. It is physically impossible to be on talking points for that. Like, this is a matter of stamina. It's not possible. So you're going to come off your talking points and if you're not comfortable with who you are in those moments in between the things that you and your staff agreed or the things you're going to say and the way you're going to say it, then of course, that would be terrifying.

[Hailey Caranilla]

They're scared.

[Andrew]

What do you mean? They're really good at long form podcasts.

[Unknown Supporter 3]

It's outrageous. I mean, Daddy gang, to put it in our TikTok terms, I have seen girls on the street walk up to men and be like, do you know where a tampon goes? Do you know how many tampons we use? Do you even know how, like, do you know what a X or Y or Z is of a part of our. And they don't know the answer.

[Hailey Caranilla]

I was the first vice president or president to ever in office, go to a reproductive health care clinic ever.

[Unknown Supporter 4]

Really?

[Unknown Supporter 3]

Yes.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Yes, yes.

[Unknown Supporter 3]

I didn't know that, but I guess that.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Yeah.

[Andrew]

They're so good at it.

[Hailey Caranilla]

They're so good at it. You know, when Kamala Harris goes off of her talking points, that's when she really strikes gold. That's where we get her best word salads.

[Andrew]

That's what her PR team said. Yeah, let's cover.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Right? Exactly. It's like, oh, well, we.

[Andrew]

Thanks for revealing it.

[Hailey Caranilla]

We don't want to do Joe Rogan, but we'll do Call Her Daddy. And we can talk about boys not knowing anything about tampons, which of course the Democrat party thinks is a problem because they think that boys need tampons in their bathrooms. My goodness. So Pete Buttigieg, just going back to that clip, he's not brave for doing a friendly interview. I don't know much about Dr. Mike. I know he's viral on TikTok. I don't know much about his background or anything like that, but I've seen him have some liberal takes. So. Okay, so Pete Buttigieg goes on this podcast. Dr. Mike asks him, you know, why don't more Democrats go on podcasts like this? You know, and it's a friendly podcast. So he's not brave for doing that. But it's funny that he goes on a friendly podcast and then he's sort of calling out Kamala Harris without saying her name, but he's essentially calling out Kamala Harris because who else would he really be talking about?

[Andrew]

100%.

[Hailey Caranilla]

So that I found interesting. And of course, we have exhibit A on Call Her Daddy. Why, you know, point blank, why Democrats don't do long form interviews because they're horrible at it. But yeah, Kamala Harris not agreeing to do Joe Rogan's three hour podcast, that was a skill issue rather than a political strategy. I think her team knew that she would fall flat on her face. If you fall flat on your face during Call Her Daddy, you're screwed. If you fall flat on your face doing 60 minutes in CNN, these long taped interviews that are cut down, I mean, they only allowed Kamala Harris to do those because they knew that they could bully the producers into cutting things out when she sounded stupid. And they did.

[Andrew]

The Call Her Daddy one's even crazier because, like, they brought the host in, rebuilt her set. Yes, like, they were like, this is the biggest softball pitch you've ever had in your whole life. Like, we're manufacturing a podcast for you to succeed.

[Hailey Caranilla]

And no, and honestly, I don't think that it was really worth it because those people would have voted for Kamala Harris anyway. If you're going to the polls thinking about your vagina like you're voting for Kamala Harris, there's just, these people are not smart. Most people go to the polls thinking about policy, but if you go to the polls thinking about reproductive health and like, that is your one policy, you're a one issue voter, and that one issue is access to abortion on demand. You are going to be voting for Kamala Harris anyway. And I think that's largely the listenership of Call Her Daddy is just like Loose Women. So, yeah, like, they were voting for Kamala Harris no matter what. So I don't think she gained anything by going on that podcast. I think what she could have done was go on another kind of podcast that would open her up to maybe different audiences, more independent voters, maybe right wing voters, like a Joe Rogan podcast. And she was too chicken to do that. And for obvious reasons, long form podcasts expose politicians for what they don't know. And they've been gaming the system of short form interviews for years. You can easily get through a short form interview. You go on something like, you know, Meet the Press or CNN or MSNBC or whatever, and you know that you're going to be on camera for less than 10 minutes, maybe four minutes. Right. But maybe they would give them more time. Most cable news interviews, it's, you're there for 4 minutes, 5 minutes, and especially later in the hour, you're going to lose time in that, in that realm. But I think for a Kamala Harris quick news hit, I mean, she just has to stay on target for maybe 15 minutes. And again, in this interview with Pete Buttigieg, he's saying, you know, we have staffs that make sure that you have all of your talking points, you know, exactly what you want to hit. They're communicating with the news people to make sure that you're not put in a bad spot. And it's like a very. When you go on a friendly news platform, like you're not getting any questions that are going to make you look stupid. Well, if you're Kamala Harris, that might be harder. But, you know, anyway, I just think it's one thing to go on a platform and, you know, spit out talking points, but if you're going to go on a three hour interview, you have to know your stuff. You have to be able to extrapolate on the policy platforms you're running on. And Democrats love to focus on little sayings. And we have them too. We have like build the Wall and things like that. But anyone in the Trump administration can expand on Build the Wall and they'll tell you how exactly they're going to do that. Like Build the wall also means secure the southern border and they have a plan in place for that. But Democrats run on little sayings like tax the rich and abortion on demand. Fight the oligarchy. Okay, cool. Now explain why you feel that way. Explain how you're going to do that. And it's one thing to have an elevator pitch that sounds like sexy on Meet the Press and it's another thing to have a plan that you can actually detail for the American people. And Democrats fall flat on their face every single time they have to do that. Democrats are so polished, they're so afraid of stepping out of the box or saying the wrong thing that might get them canceled that they don't take risks because they can't afford to off their base that's perpetually pissed off anyway. And they demand perfection from imperfect people. It is a recipe for disaster. And speaking of the call her daddy viewers, this kind of abortion on demand type voter, this is exhibit A and this is birth control fear mongering 101.

[Unknown Supporter 5]

Listen, years ago when I had my IUD put in, they put me on methopress stone to basically relax all the muscles down there to make the insertion process more comfortable and easy for me. Medication is not only used in abortion, but it's also used for so many other procedures when it comes to women's health and keeping women as comfortable as possible while performing barbaric medical procedures. Texting my friends earlier this week when I saw that article about how like they're trying to test the women waters for abortion pill and birth control pill remnants, leaving the idea of women having access to birth control pills up to the States. Your own peace of mind. Get something a little bit more permanent whether it's the implant, whether it's sterilization or whether it's an iud. I had the Liletta iud. It lasts for eight years. And also find a gynecologist or OB GYN that you like, that you trust, that is science backed and that puts your needs as a woman who first before the global politics or the national politics that are going on right now, put you first in this situation I don't care if you have a husband, I don't care if you have a boyfriend. I don't care if you're a lesbian. Like literally put yourself first. Because it is going to get so dangerous for women if this goes down the path that I think it's going to go down. Even if you think you want children in the future. I want children in the future. I know I don't want children under this administration. I know I don't want children within the next five years. So I got a permanent, a semi permanent solution put inside me that they can't take away. I cannot recommend it enough.

[Hailey Caranilla]

So someone in the chat made a great point that abortion is barbaric. This woman is talking about these barbaric procedures that are taking place in OB GYN offices all across the country, right? And she's talking about getting an IUD in place to in implanted in her. And you don't have to do that, by the way. So you don't have to do that. And with this drug not being able to be mailed to people, you, you just can't have abortion drugs mailed to you. And if you need it, if you need that drug for another procedure, you wouldn't have it mailed to you. If you're getting a procedure, this is, you would have a doctor prescribe it to you. So I don't know if getting this mailed makes so much of a difference for most people. Maybe it would impact lower income people who maybe don't have a car and can't get to a pharmacy. But I think a lot of pharmacies now do deliver. So I think there's ways around this. And this is really easy when you boil it down. If you can't afford birth control, you can't afford to sleep around recklessly. You wouldn't need to be able to afford abortion. You wouldn't need to if you're not getting pregnant. And if you can't afford an abortion, you certainly can't afford to be able to raise a child either. So the best way to prevent pregnancy is to not have sex. And if you're too broke to prevent pregnancy, then you got to find some willpower and some self respect. Obviously not in the case of rape and incest, but as we know, most abortions are because people get pregnant and they just don't want to be. And those other stipulations are less than 1% of cases. And certain social programs and spending have been cut for uninsured people. So people who don't have health insurance, won't be able to get birth control for free. And nothing is ever for free. Because leftists, they think that everything should be free. So they think that this is an attack on women. Not having things for free is an attack on their rights. That's what they think. So they operate under the notion that free birth control is a right. It's not a right. Free health care, by the way, is not good health care. And these people don't even know how lucky they are that they haven't had to experience free health care. And speaking of some people like this boundary coach, they don't even want their doctors to be doctors. They don't even want their doctors to tell them the truth. Listen to this.

[Boundary Coach]

I don't want to step on the scale at the doctors. I say, oh, I don't want to be weighed today. If I don't want to talk about my fatness at the doctor, I say, oh, I'm not here to talk about my weight. I'm here to talk about.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Out.

[Boundary Coach]

Fill in the blank. Whatever the issue is. If they refuse to test me for certain things because of my fatness, I say, I would like it noted in my chart that you are refusing to test me for X, Y and Z. If they push and insist on me getting on the scale and I don't want to, I say, if this was a visit with an anesthesiologist or you're prescribing me meds that are dosed by weight, then I would, but otherwise it's not relevant to what we're here to discuss. So I'm not going to do that today.

[Hailey Caranilla]

How does she know what's relevant?

[Andrew]

Why go to the doctor?

[Hailey Caranilla]

There's, like, so many things to unpack here, but someone in the chat just said, don't eat meat. Oink, oink, oink. Try a salad. Yeah. Actually, a lot of health issues stem from being fat. Like, it's a comorbidity. There's other issues that come with being fat. And if you are maybe experiencing issues with your joints or like you're experiencing pain in your feet, it might be because you're fat. And a lot of this stems from, you know, what you eat, too. Doctors might say, like, what are you eating? Because there might be something that's impacting your health in that way. But I've never even thought that this was a thing like going to the doctor and refusing to be weighed. Isn't that like part of a doctor's visit? You just go, they take your blood pressure, they Is she gonna say don't take my blood pressure because I don't want to talk about it?

[Andrew]

Yeah, where do you draw the line? And they're using this information to best diagnose you. It's not like they're doing it as like a shaming ritual.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Oh, don't take my blood. I don't want to talk about the results. Don't take my blood and don't weigh me. Don't do. It's like, okay, so you have all the answers. And this woman claims to be a boundary coach. So what she's doing is getting on TikTok and teaching other people how to refuse medical advice from their doctors at the doctor's offices. And listen, I'm all for questioning your doctor, but if they're trying to weigh you, there's probably a reason for that. It's actually pretty important. And she does have a point about the anesthesia. Like if you're getting something that requires, you know, a weight based dosage, like it makes sense. Like you, this is why they have to weigh people. But how does she know that her weight isn't related to what she's going there for? Maybe it is.

[Andrew]

It's tough. And she's a self proclaimed boundaries coach. I like who need, I don't know, it's, it's mind boggling.

[Hailey Caranilla]

To your point earlier, set the boundary by not going to the doctor. Then if you're going to pretend like, you know, if you want the doctor's help, then go to the doctor. If you think that you know better than the doctor, then don't go. But to have this sort of in between where you're going to the doctor and then you're telling the doctor what to do and how to be there, how to do their job, you're just wasting their time. I couldn't imagine being the doctor and seeing this fat ass come in and tell me what to do. I'd be like, give me a freaking break. And then they're asking you for help. It's like, no. Someone in the chat said she needs to set up a boundary in her kitchen.

[Andrew]

That's crazy.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Boundary in between her and the fridge. This is another fat lady. They're always like this. I don't know why, but this. Actually, I think it's two of them. There are two of them in the car. And again, there's this growing trend now of leftists trying to stalk cars that might, may or may not belong to an ICE agent. They're still doing this apparently. But here's another example Watch. Ice.

[Unknown Supporter 4]

Are you with ice?

[Hailey Caranilla]

I don't have any ice.

[Unknown Supporter 4]

Are you an ice. Are you an ICE agent?

[Hailey Caranilla]

She said us.

[Unknown Supporter 4]

Are you an ICE agent? Are you an ICE agent?

[Andrew]

You scared?

[Unknown Supporter 4]

Answer the question.

[Hailey Caranilla]

You making me nervous.

[Unknown Supporter 4]

Are you an ICE agent?

[Hailey Caranilla]

Why would make you say some stuff like that?

[Unknown Supporter 4]

Are you an ICE agent? Are you an ICE agent? I'm asking you nicely. Is yes or no?

[Hailey Caranilla]

But what would make you say that?

[Unknown Supporter 4]

Standing there. You've been here for hours. Film. And I know you have a social experiment or whatever you think you're doing, and you're standing on a public side,

[Hailey Caranilla]

so why would you say ICE then?

[Unknown Supporter 4]

Because you're scaring me. You're scoping out the area looking for

[Hailey Caranilla]

minorities, are you not?

[Unknown Supporter 4]

This area is nothing but minorities. Okay? We protect our people around here.

[Andrew]

Do you People around here?

[Unknown Supporter 4]

Because we're. And I'm being very polite to you.

[Manager]

Y.

[Victor Glover]

Whatever that is next to you is.

[Unknown Supporter 4]

Say that. Now you're being rude. I'm being rude? You're being rude by referring to that as that. I don't what is rude.

[Hailey Caranilla]

I would have trolled her because they're asking, are you a nice agent? Are you a nice agent? I'd be like, am I. Am I a nice Asian? Am I a nice Asian?

[Andrew]

She said you're being rude by referring to that as that.

[Hailey Caranilla]

What does this even mean?

[Andrew]

Got her.

[Hailey Caranilla]

What are we even talking about here? Yeah, of course. It's always people in a car there. And then they're like, asking this guy, why are you scoping this area around? Are they not doing the same thing by, like, harassing him?

[Andrew]

It's like the Degen high school kid that's like undercover cops got to tell you they're undercover if you ask them.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then. So if this was an ICE agent, then what? Obviously it's not.

[Andrew]

Do you think they just go inside hand in hand and get Dutch bros, like, as like a little throuple?

[Hailey Caranilla]

No, no. I don't think they like ice enough to go get iced coffee together. But yeah, I just. I. I don't know what the next step is. If this is an ICE agent, what are you going to do about it? What are you going to do? You're going to get out of your car, you're going to fisticuffs, take down their license plate, and then do what? Like, what is the next step? I don't think they. I don't think they even know. They just want to be able to say that they did something.

[Andrew]

Dogs chasing cars wouldn't know what to do if they caught it.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Wouldn't know what to do. Wouldn't know what to do. All right, these bunch of leftists, they were sitting around and they were talking about what their most Republican take is. Obviously a joke, but it's funny.

[Boundary Coach]

Watch.

[Hailey Caranilla]

What's your most Republican take?

[Unknown Supporter 3]

Sometimes I kind of understand owning a gun.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Like just for self defense, no bullets,

[Unknown Supporter 3]

like just to scare them off.

[Unknown Supporter 2]

And I'm pro choice, but like if you were raised pro life, I can

[Andrew]

have sympathy for like growing up with those ideals.

[Hailey Caranilla]

For sure. I know it's like fuck cops, but also in Brooklyn, sometimes the cops are black. And what do you do then?

[Unknown Supporter 1]

That's so true.

[Unknown Supporter 3]

I've never thought about black cops.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Okay, my turn, my turn. Black people should date black people. White people should date black people. So I wanted to ask you guys, and in the chat, you can tell me as well, what is your most Republican take? What is your most liberal take?

[Andrew]

On the spot? That's tough.

[Hailey Caranilla]

It's tough. I don't know what my most Republican take is because all of my takes are Republican. So that would be hard for me to, to come up with. But I would say my most liberal take. I'm not a climate alarmist by any means, but I do think we need to be a good steward of our planet. We only have one planet, we have to take care of it.

[Andrew]

You know, that's a fair take.

[Hailey Caranilla]

So, yeah, I mean that's my, that's my most liberal take is that we have to. We should take care of our planet.

[Andrew]

We'll get you a Newsom bumper sticker. Don't you worry.

[Hailey Caranilla]

My, I bought this Tesla before Elon went was a Nazi. Put that on my Ford.

[Andrew]

This is a good question. Okay, racking my brain here.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Someone said, man, this is a deep conversation. Okay. Someone said, deport them all. That's a Republican take. I agree again, all of my Republican. All of my takes are Republican. So I'm just going to be like, agreed. Gays shouldn't be allowed to adopt children. Agree. Secure borders. Agree. But what are the. What are your most liberal takes? Someone agrees with me that we need to take care of the Earth. Yeah, I don't think people in the chat are going to be able to come up with some. Someone said, I don't think I have any liberal ideology. And then someone said that my most liberal take is just a normal take. Which I agree. But liberals, I feel like classical liberals, they used to be normal. Now liberals of today are just absolutely out of their damn Minds.

[Josh]

So my, my first instinct was something charity related.

[Hailey Caranilla]

But Republicans are more likely to give to charity.

[Josh]

Exactly. I don't want the government to force me to give to charity. So I don't think that's a liberal take.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Statistically. What's your most liberal take? Do you have one? Josh?

[Andrew]

Andrew, I think we're just too maga to have liberal ideas.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Oh. Someone in the chat said I'm okay with gay marriage. See, I don't care what people do, but don't call it marriage. That's not marriage.

[Josh]

Yeah, you can civilly unionize.

[Hailey Caranilla]

I don't know why, like live, live with whoever you want to live with. Do whatever you want to do. I don't care. But that doesn't have to be my belief. And my belief is that that's not marriage. So you're just not.

[Josh]

There's literally no reason other than a full on assault on the church to call it marriage.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Exactly.

[Josh]

Bastardization.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Exactly. Completely agree with you. Yeah, I don't care if they do it, but don't call it marriage. But then that's the thing. It's like, well then now it's not equal, blah blah blah. Then we get into Gee has a good take equality. Okay, Gee, what's liberal take? But I have for all drugs being legalized. Okay. Gee's most liberal take is all drugs should be legalized.

[Manager]

Libertarian.

[Andrew]

Seattle said, maybe not.

[Hailey Caranilla]

It's libertarian. It's more, you know, small government take. But I don't know if you leave people to their own devices. Like we need rules, we need regulations. Sometimes not a lot of regulations, but like, then we get into abortion isn't murder type territory where it's like, well now you know, murder is legal, you know.

[Andrew]

Yeah.

[Hailey Caranilla]

So it just, it's a slippery slope.

[Andrew]

Turns out everybody hates geese idea. So that's good.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Gee, everyone hates your idea.

[Josh]

Well, shout out to him because he's the only one that he could come up with.

[Hailey Caranilla]

He's the only one that could come up with a liberal take. So hats off to ghee, but I feel like mine. Okay. Someone said my liberal side, Second amendment. I agree with them. People should need a permit to own nuclear weapons. I thought it was going to be like a real take, liberal take. Give up your guns. No, no. And then someone said, you can't have gay marriage on stolen land. Nothing's legal on stolen land. That's, that's, that's the, that's the take. Okay. This woman, she went to college and of course she realizes very quickly that Christianity is mocked in the classroom. Watch.

[College Student]

For whatever reason, when I walked into the classroom that day, the whole entire vibe just felt. Just felt so off and right as class started. Mind you, history class, we have talked about other. Many other religions before. My history teacher had to stand in front of every student and proclaim that he is not affiliated with Christianity, Catholicism. He does not believe in Jesus, doesn't believe in God. He is required to teach this about us, and he's not trying to push, like, a faith on us. Mind you, history class, we've talked about many other religions. He has never once had to do this. And as we keep talking, he made a comment about Christians. I don't remember the exact word he used. I think it was insane or something along those lines that Christians actually believe that Jesus Christ rose from the dead, that there is, you know, a God, that Jesus is going to come back and bring us to heaven, he said. And I think it was along the lines of insane or crazy that Christians actually believe this. And then another kid had to jump in. He said that Christians. I think he said it was a rumor, but he said Christians are a sex cult because they greeted each other with a kiss on the cheek, okay? And that Christians are cannibals because they take the body, the blood of Christ. And when this kid said that, my teacher started laughing. In any time the name Jesus Christ came out of any people's mouth in that classroom, it was like pure hatred. Like, you can hear it in their voice.

[Hailey Caranilla]

My goodness. You know what? I went to Catholic college. I went to a Jesuit college, and we were required to take a class about our faith. But then we had to take two other. Because this is like the liberal arts thing where it's like, you got to take this, and you got to take this. They've got the general education classes and credits that you have to take. Take these prerequisites. And we had to take two religion classes, but they urged you to take classes that were not your own religion. And I went to Fairfield University. Someone asked in the chat, not Boston. So I. I did have to take a Judaism class and I took an Islam class. Did I want to take these classes? No. But I do find it interesting that this woman claims that her teacher was teaching about all these different faiths in the history class. Never had to come out with this disclaimer, but then gets to the Christianity portion, and then it's like, oh, I don't believe in this, and I think it's crazy. And what? And it's like, you don't have to say that if you don't believe it, you don't have to say that, but you do have to teach it. And I think there's a lesson here for parents to make sure that you send your kids to college with a strong sense of self and a strong understanding of the morals and values that you raised them with. Because when I went to college, I became more conservative throughout that experience. I went to college, I went to classes. I had liberal professors, but I knew who I was. I already knew what I believed. I was raised Christian. I was raised with certain values that could not be shaken in school. Didn't matter who my professor was, didn't matter what my professor was teaching me. I could take it with a grain of salt if I knew that they were going down a woke path, if you will. I also went to Catholic high school and there were woke professors, not really woke teachers in high school. But I don't think you can escape this in academia. Like I went to a Catholic college and there were still woke professors. You can't escape it. You can send your kid to the most expensive school, private school, Christian school, whatever. The academia is liberal, the teachers are liberal, and they're going to try to inject that ideology onto your children and into that education and learning system. But I think the mindset that you have entering college says a lot about how you'll leave it. This next video is, I think this is by the Babylon Bee. And they put together this AI video and this is what America would look like without Republicans. This is a liberal's dream. This is their utopia Watch. We asked AI to simulate what it would be like. It ends up with no republic. When you do communism, right, it works perfectly and everyone loves it. And it only took 200 million starving to get here. That's less than half as many as we thought. There has been another terrorist attack with 33 dead. The American government has decided not to do anything about it since we probably deserved it. It sure is great that abortion is now free and available for everyone everywhere. Yeah, but it's too bad that there

[Unknown Supporter 5]

aren't any babies to abort since we outlawed being a heterosexual.

[Unknown Supporter 3]

Murdering those families was wrong. But you're an immigrant and you probably

[Hailey Caranilla]

just didn't know any better. Plus, we shut down all prisoners. You're free to go. This is wrong. You need to lock him up. How dare you question our compassion. Execute that man immediately. I found more letters we need to add to the acronym. It's already so large, it's throwing off the rotation of the earth. If we Add any more letters, we'll die. Then we die. Everyone just stay in line and walk through the scanner. It's going to check how dark your skin is to see how many benefits you get. If I were you, I wouldn't bother.

[Unknown Supporter 3]

The US has run out of money.

[Andrew]

Can't we just murder more billionaires and confiscate their wealth?

[Unknown Supporter 3]

There are no more left. I'm afraid someone in our country is actually going to have to get a job and work.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Bernie. Not happy about that. Bernie Sanders, AOC not happy about that. It is interesting. Well, it's actually. It's not just interesting. It's very scary to think about what the world would be like without Republicans, without that balance. But I thought it was funny that they had a really two actually very ugly women at the abortion clinic. And the woman. The. The poster behind them was a baby's face, and it just said anything. Number one.

[Andrew]

I totally missed that.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Oh, it's so funny. They're, like, little. And also, I think that the guy in the courtroom scene that was gonna go arrest the guy that was, like, you know, against the compassion or whatever looked very much like Chris Cuomo. I think it was Chris Cuomo.

[Andrew]

The bow. The bow where he almost hits his head on the, like, the judge's seat. That's what caught me.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Like, oh, I didn't see that.

[Andrew]

He, like, kind of glitches a little bit. That caught my whole focus.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Listen, AI is just not perfect, all right? You know, I love my airport shenanigans. And this flight attendant said that on her flight, on one of her flights, a very happy couple was getting in her way.

[Unknown Supporter 1]

Watch on the beverage car, and there's this couple holding hands across the aisle. And I was like, hey, good morning. Do you mind if I just squeeze by? They're like, well, we can't let go. Okay. I mean, I need to get by with the cart. And they were like, but we cannot let go. How is that possible? Like, I'm thinking like, okay, y' all need to stand up and let my cart go underneath you. And now am I about to play the London Bridges? Yeah, we do this all the time, and everybody's so accommodating, and we've never had to let go. I need to get behind with the cart. Oh, okay. Like, I literally had to explain them, like, this cart weighs 240 pounds, and I just need to, like, move it by you guys. And then I need to get by. And I'm a little, little taller, like, than the cart. I'm five' three. So not that crazy tall. So I guess you could put your hands over my head when I walk by, but, like, are we. We're really gonna do this? Okay, so they both stood up in the CC and the dc and they both stood up and they put their hands up, and I walked underneath their hands. And then.

[Hailey Caranilla]

This is what nuclear weapons are for. Find out where this couple lives. Bomb them.

[Andrew]

I don't know what's more diabolical, holding hands the whole time or intentionally buying two aisle seats knowing you're gonna hold your hands the whole time just to

[Hailey Caranilla]

do this, just to. Oh, we're so happy. We can't let go of each other. I think that it's a mental illness. If you're in a relationship and you are so dependent on the other person, you need. You need to get out of that relationship and get help. I think it's so weird when people are like, oh, like, I. I can't do this by myself. Or like, you need to be an independent human being. And if you need to hold hands on the flight, maybe one of these members of the couple is an anxious flyer and you want to hold hands, then you must buy seats next to each other if you want to hold hands.

[Andrew]

That's. That's the real problem in the whole thing. It's not the hand holding. It is legitimately the.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Cross the aisle and then lifting your hands up to get the flight. The flight attendant is trying to do her job. You can't. And then when they said, you know, we do this all the time, and people have been so accommodating. No, that tells me that they're either lying or they do this on purpose to see how many other people they can get to, like, bend to their demands, their ridiculous demands.

[Andrew]

I just don't understand, like, a quick let go. It's not long.

[Hailey Caranilla]

It's not going to be that bad. You're going to survive. Unless. Do you remember that? Do you remember that short story? It's like a children's story about the girl with the green ribbon around her neck. No. Someone in the chat has to know. Someone in the chat has to know this. I don't know what it's called, but there's this short story, and it's kind of like a spooky story for kids a little bit. And there's this woman, and she always has a green ribbon around her neck. And there's like, other iterations of this story, but the woman always has a ribbon around her neck. And then she falls in love, and this guy says, to her, you know, would you ever show me? Like, can you ever take this ribbon off your neck? And she says, no. And then one night she goes to sleep and he takes the ribbon off of her neck, and her head fell off. So the reason why she had the ribbon around her neck is because it was keeping her head on her body. And then there's another iteration of the story where this woman always had headphones on. A more updated version of the story, but this woman always had headphones on. And someone says to her, like, why do you always have them on? And she's like, don't worry about it. And then someone took the headphones off. She dies. And in the headphones, it's like, breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out. Maybe they would die. Maybe they would. Yes, that's it. And maybe they would. This couple would die if they stopped holding hands. Did they hold hands through security?

[Andrew]

Probably.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Can you do that? No. You have to go through the scanner one by one.

[Andrew]

I'm flying this afternoon. You want me to find out?

[Hailey Caranilla]

Yes.

[Andrew]

See how big of a nuisance I can be at the airport?

[Manager]

Airport.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Are you flying with your wife?

[Andrew]

Absolutely.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Okay. I think you should do it.

[Andrew]

Me and the love of my life will hold hands the whole time.

[Hailey Caranilla]

So cute. Good thing I'm not there to see it. Anyway, this guy is pranking someone that he doesn't work for by saying that he can't come into work. And this boss of his, I guess, doesn't keep very good tabs on who works under her and for her. But he tries to take off from work. She says, no. Watch.

[Manager]

So I can tell you it is definitely unapproved if you do not show up for your shift.

[Unknown Supporter 2]

So I can't go fishing?

[Manager]

No, you can't go fishing.

[Unknown Supporter 2]

It's just so nice out.

[Manager]

Yeah, that's one of the responses.

[Unknown Supporter 2]

You can't do me one?

[Andrew]

Just.

[Manager]

No, I'm sorry, I can't. And. And.

[Dustin]

And just.

[Manager]

I mean, it doesn't look very good.

[Unknown Supporter 2]

I won't be busy, though.

[Unknown Supporter 5]

Jordan?

[Unknown Supporter 2]

Yeah?

[Manager]

You're not looking very good to me right now. Not at all.

[Unknown Supporter 2]

Well, I look good. I just don't sound good. I'm confused.

[Manager]

It's not a very good first impression.

[Unknown Supporter 2]

I've met you before. You don't. I didn't know your manager. You don't remember me?

[Manager]

No. I might have met you at the interview process, but, I mean, we do a lot of them. So I don't remember everything? No. So I'm going to tell you at this point, if you don't shop for your shift. It is an automatic unapproved. Which will be a first level written discipline. And within your first 30 days. That's definitely not a good thing.

[Unknown Supporter 2]

How many of those do I get?

[Manager]

This is not. You're not. You're missing the point of what I'm trying to tell you.

[Unknown Supporter 2]

Okay.

[Manager]

Okay. So you need to be here for your shift.

[Unknown Supporter 2]

Okay.

[Manager]

Okay, thanks.

[Ronald]

Bye.

[Manager]

Bye.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Okay, bye. He doesn't even to want work there.

[Andrew]

Biggest corporate threat I've ever heard. Yeah, if you don't do this, you're going to get a Level 1 written report. How many of those do I get? She. She didn't have the goal.

[Hailey Caranilla]

You don't get it. You don't.

[Andrew]

Infinity. Infinity is the answer.

[Hailey Caranilla]

You don't understand.

[Josh]

Why are you not afraid of the level one corporate written discipline?

[Unknown Supporter 2]

I don't know.

[Hailey Caranilla]

You weren't supposed to defy me. Yeah, the. Another one that I saw today is this guy called a golf course. He was like literally shirtless. It's not like he was playing golf. He just called the pro shop and said, hey, like, what. What's your course record on? 9. I think I just broke it. And they were like, oh, I think it's 28, something like that. And this guy was like, oh, okay, I shot a 75 and just like hung up. Anyway, I love a good prank. A good harmless prank. I haven't pranked anyone in a very long time.

[Andrew]

That's probably for the best.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Yeah, but it's so fun.

[Andrew]

High school. The Waffle House by us. The number was. I'm not going to read it aloud. But it was all one number, so it was like the easiest number to remember. And we would prank call them so much that like the Waffle House was in on it and would like put us on speaker and we would like yap with the people there.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Nice.

[Andrew]

It was a blast.

[Hailey Caranilla]

A little camaraderie. I like that. Love a good, harmless, harmless, harmless fun. And now this one. This is the one that you don't have on the rundown, but it's the man proposing.

[Andrew]

Oh, I got it. We're ready.

[Hailey Caranilla]

So I. I do have my iPad up here. I want to go through the comments.

[Andrew]

I got you.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Okay, so this woman, she posts this TikTok and it says, I wonder what my boyfriend's gonna look like when he proposes. And then you swipe and you see that he got down in a very flexible position. I would say he got down on one knee, but was stretching, flexing. How. How flexible he is. Um, he's almost in a full split. Um, but he's in somewhat of a runner's lunge. And I will say, is that the best form for getting down on one knee? I mean, you've done it, you've proposed. Is like. Do you have a photo of you proposing to your wife? Yes.

[Andrew]

Hold on one second. Okay, we restarted.

[Hailey Caranilla]

We're having some technical difficulties now. You all can just watch this. This man in a. In a lunge position here. But people on TikTok, of course, in the comment section, they always like to make fun of people in the comments and, and they did so using AI. And some of these are. Are very funny. Do you have the.

[Andrew]

I do.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Okay, we're going to get into the comment section here. So this is people just using AI and it's so funny because people have so much time on their hands, they're scrolling on TikTok, they see this and they think, okay, let me go put this. I'm going to screenshot this random person's photo of him proposing. I'm going to put this in AI and then go back to the app and then comment this in the comment section. And a lot of people had that same thought. So they. This is AI, of course. And then he's in a full split and now this is his leg in a full heart position. And people, I guess were. Some people are just posting their proposal photos in here, but this guy, this, this would be very impressive, I think, to be proposed to in this position.

[Andrew]

It is very nerve wracking. I. My one fail was I didn't face the ring towards my wife. I faced it towards me. Like, okay, so like that was my one.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Look at this club. He's like super long, this guy, in a full. What is that, like a back bend? Proposing to her. That's a good one. Just down on one knee. Not even down on one knee. Down on your whole body. Laying down in a little gymnastics uniform. I like it, I like it. This is Olympic level right here. But of course, this is just great example of the TikTok comment section doing what it does best. And now we can get into blind reactions, of which Andrew has many.

[Andrew]

He says, oh, we got plenty. So I've got a great national anthem. See if you can guess who it is just by the voice.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Guess who it is. Okay.

[Ronald]

At the twilight's last Lewis. Broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous Pretty well known we watched were so gallantly streaming and the rockets,

[Hailey Caranilla]

the

[Ronald]

bombs bursting in it.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Oh, I wasn't expecting that.

[Ronald]

Still there oh, say, does that stop?

[Hailey Caranilla]

I like how this guy is absolutely losing it. I don't know who that is. That would be me.

[Andrew]

No doubt. He's got a great voice.

[Hailey Caranilla]

He is good. Well done, Ronald. Well done, Ronald. I like it. He was very good. I'm impressed. I don't know who this is, but I don't know why they would have Ronald McDonald singing the national anthem, though. Like, couldn't they just have this guy?

[Andrew]

How do you pitch that? All right, we got the perfect guest.

[Hailey Caranilla]

You're like, wait, did you know that I could sing, too?

[Andrew]

Yeah. Like, I. I'll. I'll be there to greet the kids and whatnot, but awesome.

[Hailey Caranilla]

But also, I could, you know, two for one deal. You don't have to pay two people to be there.

[Andrew]

All right, next one here is a very great American Airlines encounter.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Great.

[Dustin]

I'm good. Remember your girls. You don't. You don't care about the girls. You don't care about the girls. You don't care about the girls. And then up to us. You don't care about the girls. Hello, everybody. Dustin. American Airlines, US, over. All right, here we go. Dustin here. I'm not kidding. You don't care about the girls. So I want to tell you about Shelby and Dolly. Shelby and Dolly. Shelby and Dolly.

[Victor Glover]

Remember?

[Dustin]

I'm gonna do it for you. Shelby and Dolly. That's it. Shelby and Dolly.

[Hailey Caranilla]

What is he saying?

[Andrew]

Shelby and Dolly. You don't care about. About the girls.

[Dustin]

Remember them?

[Hailey Caranilla]

Who are the girls?

[Andrew]

That's my question for you. Do they have two girls or do they have two? I. I. My brain immediately goes, two Dogs.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Dogs, yeah.

[Andrew]

Shelby and Dolly. But you got to remember them when

[Hailey Caranilla]

you're crashing out Shelby and Dolly. Sound like dog names to me in this case. I also don't know why they're wearing the same striped sweater. Like, they look like mimes, but mimes, they know to shut up. That's the difference.

[Andrew]

It's a cute fit, for sure.

[Hailey Caranilla]

I don't like when people match outfits. I'm not a fan of matching outfits. Like, even twins when they're growing up, people try to, like, match the outfits. No bridesmaid dresses.

[Andrew]

No crazy.

[Hailey Caranilla]

People in the chat are saying they're not getting the show.

[Andrew]

Yeah, we're having some technical difficulties.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Technical difficulties.

[Andrew]

It'll be back up in a little bit.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Okay, so we'll just keep going then.

[Andrew]

Yes, ma'. Am.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Okay, next one.

[Andrew]

He has a doorbell. He literally clicks it to go outside. Finlay, ring your doorbell.

[Unknown Supporter 2]

Can you ring your door?

[Hailey Caranilla]

Oh, he's like, I can only do one.

[Manager]

Oh, my God.

[Hailey Caranilla]

I have to get. Ring the doorbell.

[Andrew]

Ring it. You're blocking it.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Oh, my gosh. Poor thing.

[Andrew]

All right, this next one is I need your. I need your take on this fashion.

[Unknown Supporter 2]

Okay, Floridians and our beachgoers started to tell us, hey, sometimes the jacket's too long. Fine. We made something new for you. Short sleeve linen jackets. So now when you put this on with a tank top or a T shirt, you're going to be able to wear something that's still comfortable and casual, but also professional. How you doing? Damn, we look good. T shirt and shorts. Get out of town. This looks good. Ladies and gentlemen, I don't care what you say. Half canvas on the front, no shoulder pads free. Back out of here.

[Hailey Caranilla]

No, that's horrible.

[Unknown Supporter 2]

Right here.

[Hailey Caranilla]

No, no, I, I, no. And if you're listening and not watching, this guy is wearing a full, like, linen jacket suit. Except it's short sleeves. It looks ridiculous. It looks ridiculous with shorts on as well.

[Andrew]

Absolutely wild.

[Hailey Caranilla]

You got to have your arms covered. Sorry. I know it's hot in Florida, but get over it.

[Andrew]

I don't know. It kind of was a look.

[Hailey Caranilla]

No, it was not.

[Andrew]

Not for, like, a wedding or something, but maybe.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Where would you wear that?

[Andrew]

Maybe like, out to dinner at Conky Joe's or something.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Okay.

[Andrew]

It's like a tuxedo T shirt. It says, I'm here to be formal, but I also like to party.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Okay, well, I'm not going to yuck your yums.

[Andrew]

All right, you ready for some. Who's Marco?

[Hailey Caranilla]

Yes.

[Andrew]

Right, let's get it. All right, here we go.

[Josh]

First,

[Andrew]

Can you guess the occasion?

[Hailey Caranilla]

Marco? Well, definitely a UFC fight, but I don't know who he's supposed to be. Is there a fight? Someone asked me. There was, like, a fight going on, but I don't, I don't, I don't know UFC fighters, really?

[Andrew]

He is going to be the title card of the fight going on on the White House lawn.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Oh, nice. When is that? The. Around the 250th anniversary?

[Andrew]

Yeah, I believe so.

[Hailey Caranilla]

That's cool.

[Andrew]

I'm pumped for it.

[Hailey Caranilla]

That is very cool.

[Andrew]

Absolutely.

[Hailey Caranilla]

We should take the show on the road and go, omg, let's do it.

[Andrew]

All right, next one.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Okay. He's. Oh, well, DJ Lil Marco, of course.

[Andrew]

Marco, of course.

[Hailey Caranilla]

I was like, who is he trying to. Oh, yeah, he's the dj. Of course. Yeah, DJ little Marco. And I like that President Trump is right behind him. Maybe he's deejaying a remix. Like a Frank Sinatra remix for President Trump.

[Andrew]

Yup.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Or Andrea Bocelli.

[Andrew]

There you go.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Like an EDM remix of Andrea Bocelli.

[Andrew]

A good look for him. Here's the next one.

[Hailey Caranilla]

I don't know who he's. Don't. Don't tell me. He's in a dress. Red dress, brown hair. This is like a reporter who. After the White House correspondents dinner, he

[Andrew]

is the new Bachelorette after it got canceled.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Oh, of course. After Taylor Frank Paul beat up her man's.

[Andrew]

Indeed.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Yes.

[Andrew]

All right, next one.

[Hailey Caranilla]

I don't think he would do that. Well. Okay, this is. I saw this this morning. This is Marco Rubio headed straight for wherever all the aliens are now that the aliens have been discovered.

[Andrew]

You nailed it.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Yes.

[Andrew]

There we go.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Is this. Wait, the.

[Andrew]

This is a deep cut.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Yeah. The American flag is actually throwing me off on his lapel.

[Andrew]

That is not the focus.

[Hailey Caranilla]

I know, but doesn't. Isn't that counterintuitive?

[Andrew]

A little bit.

[Hailey Caranilla]

I don't know. Tell me.

[Andrew]

There are two groups of monkeys over in Africa who are battling it out and are actually ruining citizens like, lives by, like, fighting in public. And they're going to send him as the man in the yellow hat from Curious George as the mediator.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Okay. Man in the yellow hat. Curious George. Okay, I was thinking. I was confused, because is the man in the yellow hat, does he wear all yellow?

[Andrew]

Yeah, it's kind of his fit.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Oh, it is. I haven't watched Curious George in a very long time.

[Andrew]

Here we go.

[Hailey Caranilla]

This is, of course, Secretary Rubio celebrating Cinco de Mayo to its fullest potential.

[Unknown Supporter 2]

Boom.

[Hailey Caranilla]

And I love that. And then here he is, probably winning the Kentucky Derby as a jockey.

[Andrew]

You're on fire right now.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Yes, but although, go back. I don't think that jockeys wear such ridiculous clothes. This is a giving clown.

[Andrew]

It's a good look. Is it creative?

[Hailey Caranilla]

Okay. And what's the next one? Some dictator.

[Andrew]

Yeah. When Trump said, we are going to handle Cuba.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Cuba. It's a good look. I mean, he's Cuban, is he not? Cuban American, indeed. He is fixing the broken toilet on the Artemis 2 capsule.

[Andrew]

Nice.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Yes. That I knew. Here he is. This is. He's the new J.P. morgan Jr.

[Manager]

Yes.

[Andrew]

Nice.

[Hailey Caranilla]

He's in his midtown uniform. Of course, As a former New York City resident, I know the midtown uniform very well.

[Andrew]

I did not think you were gonna get that one.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Oh, no, that's. That's easy.

[Andrew]

Like, that's light work.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Wow.

[Andrew]

I'm very impressed.

[Hailey Caranilla]

That is light work. Because living in New York City, it is the. The outfit. Every corporate guy wears a button down shirt, slacks, and a vest. And the vest has the logo embroidered from whatever, you know, bank that they work at or whatever. And I guess they use that in lieu of a jacket. And then they only put a jacket on if they have a meeting or something. But when they're walking around getting their chopped salads and they're just salad, salads and their sweet green salads in the middle of the day.

[Andrew]

Corporate slop bowls.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Every. Everyone has their midtown uniform on with their vest. Fleece vest. To get their corporate slop bowls. Yes.

[Andrew]

Boom.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Yeah, that one was easy.

[Manager]

Great work.

[Hailey Caranilla]

There's. There's an entire Instagram account dedicated to midtown uniforms. And actually there was a tick. Did you see? There was. There's a Tick Tock account. I forget what the Tick Tock account is called, but it's like suit talk, I think. And it's girls in New York City and they send hot guys wearing suits when they're walking around New York City. Like if you just see a hot guy in a suit, they take a video and then send it into this TikTok.

[Andrew]

So I'm definitely not on that side of Tick Tock.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Oh, let me tell you about it. So the JP Morgan guy was on it.

[Unknown Supporter 4]

Whoa.

[Hailey Caranilla]

And they were like, this is an insane poll. Like an insane, insane, mythical fyp.

[Andrew]

Little did they know what he was going through.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Yes. They had no idea he was dead inside. And you never struggling, you never know what someone's going through. They can look so. And I. He looks better in the video. I know I'm not gonna go ahead and call a man some, but he did look, you know, guys, look, even if you're a six, you know you're an eight in a suit. If you're a four, you're a six in a suit. It bumps you up a notch.

[Andrew]

There you go.

[Hailey Caranilla]

So, you know, there you go, fellas. Anyone can look good in a suit. Or better in a suit. I should say that. What? I guess it's. It's over. So I'll save all my questions for next week then.

[Andrew]

Yeah, super scroll Friday.

[Hailey Caranilla]

Alrighty. Because I guess the chat's not working. I want to make sure that we get live questions from the chat. So we'll save that one for next Friday. But thank you all for scrolling along with me. You can follow me on social media at haleycarrenia and I'll see you right back here on Monday. Bye.