Brown U Security Failures EXPOSED - Nightly Scroll w/ Hayley Caronia (Ep.201)

Summary

Nightly Scroll with Hayley Caronia

Episode 201: Brown U Security Failures EXPOSED

Date: December 19, 2025
Host: Haley Caronia

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Overview

On this fiery and candid episode, Haley Caronia dives deep into the security failures at Brown University and the broader issues of campus safety, immigration policy, and left-wing governance. With her trademark wit and unapologetic conservative commentary, Haley threads together headline events—from the tragic Brown and MIT shootings and campus security blunders to the role of visa policies, liberal district attorneys, and the ripple effects of open-borders agendas. The episode is peppered with unsparing critiques of university leadership, the Biden administration, and progressive stances on everything from transgender care to DEI in hiring. Haley also adds lighter content with “blind reactions” to viral videos and scrolling through interesting social media finds.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Brown University & MIT Shooting—Security Gaps and Administrative Spin (04:00–15:00)

• Incident Recap:
  Haley reports that the suspect in the Brown University and MIT professor shootings is dead. He was a 48-year-old Portuguese national, former Brown student (2000–2003), fired from a Portuguese institute. There may be a connection with the MIT professor, who also worked at that Portuguese institution.

• Campus Access & Security
  Haley laments the openness of college campuses:

  “School campuses need to be for enrolled students only... You should have to swipe into every building and every classroom, and it’s a pain in the ass, but it would at least eliminate outsiders from doing harm to students.” (06:05)

• Lax Security & Camera Confusion
  Brown's administration appears unclear or evasive regarding security camera coverage.

  • Frank Doyle, Brown Dean: “We have 1200 cameras located throughout the campus. We don’t publish the locations… There are cameras in this building… all video imagery has been turned over…” (08:19)
  • Haley calls out the inconsistency after an interviewer presses on the lack of cameras in the crime scene building.
  • Brown University President Christina Paxson: “I do not think a lack of cameras in that building had anything to do with what happened there...” (09:31)

  Haley sharply criticizes the administration:

  “These people need to be fired. They need to be fired.” (09:57)

• Homeless in Campus Buildings
  A former student, identified as homeless and living in Brown’s basement, played a good Samaritan role by providing a crucial tip through Reddit about the suspect's car. Still, Haley uses this to underscore the broader point:

  “Not all homeless people can be trusted to fight crime. If I was a parent paying hundreds of thousands of dollars to send my kid to a private university. And I knew that homeless people were living in the basement... that would concern me.” (11:51)

2. Immigration Policies and Security Failures (16:00–25:00)

• Visa Policies Scrutinized
  Haley highlights:

  • The shooter entered the country through the Diversity Visa Lottery (DV1) in 2017.
  • South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem, at Trump's direction, paused the DV1 program.
  • Haley wonders about the shooter’s timeline and critiques the visa system.

  “It’s making me frustrated, but I’m grateful that at least we have the Trump administration in charge. I can’t imagine what life would look like... if we had the Biden administration still in charge and all of their horrific border policies in place...” (16:50)

• Failures of Liberal District Attorneys
  Tells the story of Steve Descano, a Soros-backed DA in Fairfax, VA, who released an illegal immigrant only for him to allegedly commit murder the next day.

  “Instead of keeping this guy behind bars or, I don’t know, deporting him, this district attorney decided it was okay to let him go because he was only involved in a murder and he was only a little bit violent…” (19:00)

• Deadly Consequences of Lax Immigration Enforcement
  Case of a Chinese national with a commercial driver’s license in Tennessee resulting in a fatal accident while distracted by his phone; DHS blamed the Biden administration for issuing work papers.

  “Every single state is a border state now… That’s the reality that we’re living in.” (22:18) “That’s treason. Siding with foreigners instead of your own constituents, that’s treason.” (23:13)

• Espionage and Bioterror Risks
  Reports on a Chinese postdoc (J1 visa) charged with E. coli smuggling.

  • FBI Director Cash Patel:

    “Yet another example of a researcher from China… who chose to take part in a scheme to circumvent US laws and receive biological materials hidden in a package originating from China.” (24:00)

3. Security Crackdowns and Public Safety Abroad – Paris NYE (27:40–34:00)

• Paris Cancels New Year’s Eve Concert
  The official reason: fears of crowd stampedes and unrest. Haley is highly skeptical, comparing this to COVID lockdowns.

  “Imagine having a police force so incompetent that they can’t allow an annual event to go on because they think there’s going to be stampedes or drunk people on New Year’s Eve. Like, groundbreaking.” (30:22)

  She suspects other unnamed threats and points out inconsistencies, referencing Paris’s successful handling of much larger Olympic crowds in 2024.

  “They’re lying. Like, they have to be lying. What is the other purpose? I don’t get it.” (32:00)

4. Government and Social Issues – Transgender Policy & DEI (34:00–46:54)

• Anti-Conservative Attacks and the FBI
  Responds to Senator Dick Durbin’s criticism of Dan Bongino leaving the FBI, lambasting Durbin as a “swamp creature.”

  “We do not need [a career government official to run the FBI]. This is the problem with womb to tomb politicians. They think that they’re the answer. They want someone who’s been in government forever...” (36:12)

• Transgender Rights, Healthcare, and Federal Funding
  Covers the Trump administration/HHS rollback of Medicaid and Medicare funding for “gender affirming” care for minors, denouncing the practice.

  • Notable quote from HHS Secretary RFK Jr.:

    “Gender affirming care is not medicine. It is malpractice. We are done with junk science driven by ideological pursuits, not the well being of children. Amen.” (38:10)

  Haley further critiques the mental health side of transgender care:

  “No one wakes up and feels like, oh, I belong in the wrong body. This is a mental disorder. It’s a dysphoria. It’s a delusion.” (36:54)

  Notes nearly all House Democrats voted against blocking Medicaid funding for transgender treatments for minors.

• DEI and Racial Discrimination in Hiring
  Exposes how, post-BLM protests, the vast majority of new corporate jobs went to "people of color” while white hires plunged, highlighting a new EEOC campaign for white male discrimination claims.

  • Andrea Lucas, EEOC Chair:

    “Are you a white male who’s experienced discrimination at work based on your race or sex? You may have a claim to recover money under federal civil rights laws…” (46:06)

  Haley summarizes:

  “What they really mean is they want opportunities for people who aren’t white… That is racial discrimination.” (46:54)

5. Entertainment: Blind Reactions & Scrolling Time (47:00–60:31)

• Blind Reactions:

  • Epic Burrito Construction Video (48:10–50:33)
    • Haley and crew marvel at a viral video showcasing a chef engineering a multi-layered burrito.

      “It’s literally like 13 different burritos in a burrito.” (49:50)

  • Burger King Doppelganger/George Floyd Lookalike (50:33–51:30)
    • Joking shock at a customer resembling George Floyd.

      “Welcome back, George Floyd.” (51:22)

  • “Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal” Double Standard (51:56–52:26)
    • Humorous riff on why insulting salutations are only “allowed” at Christmas for white people.

      “Because it’s okay to hate white people. Even then when the movie came out, it was okay to hate white people.” (52:17)

• Scrolling Time: Viral Clips Commentary

  • Cafe Workers Harassing Child Exploitation Officers (53:27–54:54)

    • Viral incident in New Orleans where staff harass officers arresting a child predator (Chinese national on student visa), mistakenly believing they are ICE agents.

      “This is a massive mistake… try having respect for what they do.” (54:13)

  • Congress Members Asked Their Favorite Influencer (56:36–58:18)

    • Lawmakers fumble when asked about influencers; some mention Dylan Mulvaney, others seem clueless.

      Haley on Adam Schiff: “He’s not friends with influencers… just a loser.” (58:12) “Cory Booker... I’m a vegan, but I like watching videos of other people eat good food. That’s what gets him through.” (58:45)

  • Cat Conducting Christmas Carols (59:26–60:13)

    • Lighthearted close with a video of a cat “conducting” “We Wish You a Merry Christmas.”

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• “School campuses need to be for enrolled students only...You should have to swipe into every building and every classroom, and it’s a pain in the ass, but it would at least eliminate outsiders from doing harm to students.”
  — Haley Caronia (06:05)

• “I do not think a lack of cameras in that building had anything to do with what happened there...”
  — Christina Paxson, Brown University President (09:31)

• “These people need to be fired. They need to be fired.”
  — Haley Caronia (09:57)

• “That’s treason. Siding with foreigners instead of your own constituents, that’s treason.”
  — Haley Caronia (23:13)

• “We need an outsider to come in and fix it, to clean up the mess that they made. This is why the American people voted Trump in in 2015.”
  — Haley Caronia (36:24)

• “Gender affirming care is not medicine. It is malpractice. We are done with junk science driven by ideological pursuits, not the well being of children.”
  — HHS Secretary RFK Jr. (38:10)

• “Are you a white male who’s experienced discrimination at work based on your race or sex? You may have a claim to recover money under federal civil rights laws…”
  — Andrea Lucas, EEOC Chair (46:06)

• “Because it’s okay to hate white people. Even then when the movie came out, it was okay to hate white people.”
  — Haley Caronia (52:17)

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Important Timestamps

• 04:00 - 15:00 — Brown/MIT shooting details, security failures, campus access critique
• 08:19 – 09:31 — Brown officials and President grilled over camera placement
• 11:51 – 15:00 — Homeless individual’s involvement in solving the case
• 16:00 – 25:00 — Immigration policy, visa criticism, DAs and criminal alien cases
• 27:40 – 34:00 — Paris cancels NYE: crowd safety or bigger threat?
• 34:00 – 46:54 — FBI, Dan Bongino, transgender medicine, DEI and hiring discrimination, EEOC PSA
• 47:00 – 50:33 — Food blind reaction: “Most complicated burrito ever”
• 50:33 – 52:26 — Viral video laughs: George Floyd lookalike, Christmas salutation “systemic injustice”
• 53:27 – 54:54 — Viral video: Internet crimes officers harassed in NOLA
• 56:36 – 59:09 — Congressional influencer favorites
• 59:26 – 60:13 — Cat conductor video, episode wrap

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Tone

The episode is bold, brash, and unapologetically conservative, characterized by sarcasm, directness, and a combative edge. Haley moves fluidly between serious policy critique, culture war commentary, personal anecdotes, and humorous asides, maintaining a rhythm that’s engaging, fast-paced, and bluntly opinionated.

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For First-Time Listeners

This episode offers a comprehensive look into how a conservative commentator interprets headline tragedies and perceived systemic failures—especially on university campuses and immigration—with a highly critical view of progressive policies and leaders. It weaves in cultural humor and viral internet content to keep the commentary brisk and relatable, making it clear why Nightly Scroll is a daily destination for its audience.

Transcript

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Welcome in a NIGHTLY scroll everyone. I'm Haley Caronia. Happy Friday to all my homies who make it here on a Friday evening to watch at 6pm Eastern time. I appreciate all of you. Again, just a reminder that rumble.com Haley brings you to the Bongino Report channel. I am excited to announce that we have officially gotten off the devil's number six six. We are at 667000 followers. So that's exciting. So thank you for, you know, we don't want to stop there, though. If you could get it up more, we would appreciate that, too. So still tell a friend about the show, send the link to a friend, send it into your family group chat. Just get the word out about NIGHTLY scroll because we're building something very special here. And I appreciate all of you, but President Trump signed an executive order yesterday making the 24th and the 26th official federal holidays. So they are going to be closing executive departments and agencies of the federal government on the days surrounding Christmas, Christmas Eve, the day after. So if this is, you know, next to a weekend like it is this year, this is going to be five days off for people who work for the government. I know that not everyone, you know, not everyone's offices follow the bank schedule and the federal government's whatever. But this is a win, right? I mean, you can be happy that President Trump, he likes the holidays enough and Christmas enough to extend this, you know, gracious opportunity of rest to people who work for the government. I'm sure liberals will find a reason to hate it, but that's just because they have tds. So I figured on that note, I would just go through our holiday schedules that all of you are aware of when we're going to be here and when we're not. I will have shows next week, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. I am also hosting Vince on Monday. So you will see me twice on Monday. Then you will see me for my live show Tuesday, Wednesday. We all have content for you on Christmas Eve. No shows on Christmas day. We're going to be dark and we're going to be dark on the 26th, we are going to have no shows the following Monday or Tuesday. However, we will air a best of so we'll have content for you. The you know, just the greatest hits of Nightly scroll on New Year's Eve and we will be dark on New Year's Day and the second, but I will be back for my live show business as usual on January 5th in the New year with what will be the greatest episode of Nightly scroll to date. This is just a little teaser, but mark your calendars because you are not going to want to miss a Nightly scroll episode in the new year. You are going to want to stay tuned. So I will leave you with that. You can chat amongst yourselves in the chat and get excited about what you think might be coming on January 5th. But as for tonight, I have got updates on the Brown University and MIT professor shooting suspect. Also, New Year's Eve is canceled in Paris because authorities say it's not safe. I'm going to get into why they've gotten into this mess in the first place. Also, President Trump announces the Patriot Games and the left is melting down over it. I've got scrolling time blind reactions. I'm answering your questions if we have time. Put your phones on. Do not disturb. Nightly scroll starts now. Unfortunately, we do have an ending to this story. The Brown University suspect has been found dead and you know it. I'm glad that he's dead, but at the same time, it's like you want to find these people alive so that you can give them hell, right? And they could actually serve justice. But this guy, he's 48 years old, a Portuguese national, he studied at Brown University in 2000, 2000-2001, and he was studying physics then. He left the school in 2003. And then this same guy, according to authorities, is believed to have been fired from a position at an institute in Portugal in 2001. And that's the interesting link between the Brown University shooting and the MIT shooting of of a professor there. That is the same university in Portugal, this institute that was attended by that MIT nuclear physics professor, Nuno Lauriero, who was killed at his home on Monday in Massachusetts. So that is 50 miles away from Brown. So this guy kills two Brown University students, drives 50 miles away from Boston, kill, goes to Massachusetts. I'm sorry, Brown in Providence, Rhode island, goes to Massachusetts, kills this MIT professor, then drives to a storage unit and kills himself. So that may or may not, you know, there might have been a link between that institute in Portugal. Maybe that is where he met this MIT professor. Or, I don't know, still details to come out about that. But this is going to be maybe a controversial statement. School campuses need to be for enrolled students only. It needs to be completely locked down. Otherwise, I don't think you should be able to use the track or the tennis courts or even walk around. During the day. You are opening students who are living there, students living spaces up to the public. And I know people will argue that. Well, public universities are public and I get that. But campuses need to take security much more seriously. You have students who are paying hundreds of thousands of dollars to go learn, and then they're being killed by people who shouldn't be on the campus at all. You should have to swipe into every building in every classroom, and it's a pain in the ass, but it would at least eliminate outsiders from doing harm to students. Obviously this doesn't eliminate the threat of, of a student carrying out some horrific act, but why not eliminate some threats to the students? And I know when I was in college, you had to show a student ID to drive through the main entrance. So you would have to pull up, there was an attendant there, you'd have to show your ID and then get onto campus. But that wasn't every entrance and that was only certain times. So they would check people. Maybe at night, but. But during the day it was just, you know, come and go as you please. And I guess that's probably to help with traffic flow. It was a small campus. But safety has to trump everything else. And I think schools are going to now have to have gates that are only open to students and professors and staff members. And you need to have some kind of a key fob on your car that will open that gate. Or you need to show ID at all hours of the day. That is the solution. Safety has to be the priority. No more, you know, driving around campus to take a look. Sorry. The campus experience has to be for students who are living there and working there only. And let's get into some of the other massive security problems at Brown University. Here is Brown University Professor Frank Doyle. He's answering a question about what kinds of cameras they had and where. And then the Brown University president here, she is saying that the lack of cameras. So we have the first guy, the professor, answering the question about where they had cameras and why they didn't make this stuff public. And then the Brown University president saying, actually the lack of cameras and security didn't impact anything. Listen to this.

[Brown University Official]

We have 1200 cameras located throughout the campus. We don't Publish the locations of the cameras. That would give a map to somebody to evade detection on the cameras. So that would be counterproductive to do that. There are cameras in this building. And as I answered the previous question, we have turned over all evidence that we are holding at Brown to law enforcement and are cooperating fully with them.

[Commentator/Interviewer]

So you're saying that there's a camera using cameras in the building? I was told yesterday there wasn't cameras in the building. The attorney general said, old building, no cameras attached to a new building with cameras.

[Brown University Official]

I believe he said that there were two different phases of the building that might have two different levels of technology. Again, all video imagery has been turned over to law enforcement.

[Commentator/Interviewer]

That doesn't make sense.

[Andrea Lucas]

Okay.

[Commentator/Interviewer]

Video played a big role in this case. The neighbors video, the rental car video, but not the video from the building that he walked in freely, both before when he got in the competition and when he came back in, decided to kill people. You didn't have cameras in that building. Just say it so we could get this over. And my. My next question is, will you follow up? Put the cameras in that building. We walk cameras, that building.

[Haley Caronia]

Yeah. You know, I. I think we need to look back. We'll look at everything that is done. But I do not think a lack of cameras in that building, it had anything to do with what happened there. And we will go for it. Thank you. Her name's Christina Paxton. Sorry. Christina Paxton is the Brown University president. And I don't know why she was laughing in that clip. She's smiling in this clip. I don't know if she was just smiling because she was uncomfortable because she was getting called out. But that reporter in the first clip asking Frank, the provost asking him, you know, Frank Doyle. Hey, what is going on with the cameras in this building? You're telling us different things. There's an older part of the building and a newer part of the building, and the cameras work here, but they don't work here, or they're older here, and there's newer technology here. Like, could you explain that? And then, of course, the president has to come out and say, oh, well, I don't think that the cameras have anything to do with this. Of course it does. These people need to be fired. They need to be fired. Here's another security issue at Brown. Apparently, they have homeless people living in their buildings, and one of them is a former student who actually ended up helping police crack the case. But not all homeless people can be trusted to fight crime. So if I was a parent paying hundreds of thousands of dollars to send my kid to a private university. And I knew that homeless people were living in the basement of the Bruce and Holly building, that would concern me. But we give this guy credit because this guy is named John and he's one of the good guys. So he posted on Reddit this homeless man, who. I guess. I guess he's not homeless because he's living at Brown University in the basement. But anyway, he is. He had a. An interaction with the shooter, and then he took to Reddit and he posted on Reddit this. I'm being dead serious. The police need to look into a gray Nissan with Florida plates, possibly a rental. I know because he used his key fob to open the car, approached it, and then something prompted him to back away. I'm being dead serious. And, you know, he said that, you know, when he backed away from the car and then relocked the car without going into it, he found that odd. So then this homeless guy kind of started following him, but that wasn't even the first time that he saw them that day. And cops didn't even know to look into this Florida plate until this homeless guy said something to them, which we're going to get to in a second. But John. Okay, so a lot of things were happening at once. Right? So let's start from here. The homeless guy John said that he encountered the shooter in the bathroom of Brown's engineering building. And he said that this was hours before the attack. And he noted that the suspect's clothing was, quote, inappropriate for the weather. Which seems odd to me because I looked up the weather in Providence, Rhode island, on the day, and it was a high of 37 degrees and a low of 29. And based on the photos that they put out of the suspect and this homeless guy that was following him, they're bundled up. It doesn't seem strange to me to be wearing a jacket. Unless, of course, he was wearing something different in the engineering building when he had this run in with the homeless guy and the. And the suspect. So then when he sees the guy, the homeless guy, John sees the suspect, and apparently he's wearing something odd. He follows him and says, your car is out back there. Why are you circling the block? And the suspect said, I don't know you from anybody. Why are you harassing? So the timeline is a little confusing to me because apparently this all happened before the shooting. So I wonder if the guy was trying to get a gun from his car and then saw that the guy, the homeless guy, was following him. So Then he didn't grab the gun from his car, maybe, don't know. But the homeless guy sees this guy in the bathroom, follows him out to the car and, and then starts asking him questions. Then John goes somewhere to post about this interaction on Reddit, I'm assuming after the shooting took place. So hours later, shooting takes place, this homeless guy is thinking, well, now there's been a shooting on campus. I have information about this weird interaction that I had earlier. I'm going to go post about it on Reddit. Then he posts about it on Reddit and then he calls the tip line and flagged authorities to his own Reddit post, saying, hey, I posted this. This is the information that I have. Then, working off of John's information, authorities tapped into surveillance footage, no thanks to Brown University, although they did release everything that they had to authorities. This was all done via ring doorbell camera footage that we've seen that the FBI and local authorities have put out all week. And we've been following this all week. They had that security footage of the suspect walking and then he was being followed by who? Now we know as John, this homeless man who followed him. So there is a $50,000 reward for tips that help solve the case. And, you know, this certainly fits the bill. This homeless man, John, is certainly deserving of the $50,000. I will be upfront here. We're taping this show a few hours early, before 6, so if something happens in between now and 6, that's why we didn't cover it. But all this to say the Trump administration is getting involved in this because this guy was here on a visa program. And Kristi Noem, at the direction of President Trump, has paused that program. This is what she said on X earlier. The Brown University shooter, I'm not going to say his name, entered the United States through the diversity lottery immigrant visa program, DV1 in 2017 and was granted a green card, which is interesting because he was at Brown University in 2000, 2001 and left in 2003. So I'm curious as to where this guy was in the meantime, if he got a visa in 2017, was he here and then he applied for the visa? Just putting things together in my head that aren't making sense, but okay. She goes on, this heinous individual should have never been allowed in our country. In 2017, President Trump fought to end this program following the devastating New York City truck ramming by an ISIS terrorist who entered under the DV1 program and murdered eight people at President Trump's direction, I am immediately directing us CIS to pause the DV1 program to ensure no more Americans are harmed by this disastrous program. So it's some kind of a lottery system where you get a visa. It just, all of this, it's making me frustrated, but it's also, I'm grateful that at least we have the Trump administration in charge. I can't imagine what life would look like in this country if we had the Biden administration still in charge and all of their horrific border policies in place under a hidden Harris administration. I cannot even imagine. I don't even want to imagine it. It's so disgusting. So, you know, unfortunately, you know, President Trump wanted to do away with this in 2017. Could that have prevented it? You know, we don't know, but I'm grateful that at least they're doing it. Now, unfortunately, we have some more unfortunate news at the hands of illegal and aliens that have been in our country and they shouldn't have been here anyway. And Soros is involved. Shocker. So, unfortunately, George Soros backs all of these horrific demonic district attorneys that just let illegal aliens run amok and criminals run free. And this guy is no different. His name is Steve Descano. He's a prosecutor for Fairfax County, Virginia. And he let an illegal immigrant go. He let an illegal immigrant go one day before allegedly killing another man. So this is what happened. Steve Discano, TRO, drops all charges against a 23 year old illegal alien from El Salvador. And yes, he had a long criminal history. So Steve Discano thinks, I see this guy. He's not supposed to be here anyway, he has a rap sheet. I'll let him go. Then the next day, he's picked up by cops on a murder charge. A day later, he's in the US illegally. And not only that, to make matters worse, he has ties to ms.13 gangs. So that all makes sense when you find this out. Back in 2019, he was wanted on a murder charge but was let go. This is just, it's crazy. In 2019, Descano's office let him go because they said, well, he wasn't the guy who actually killed the victim in this case, but this guy, the illegal alien in 2021, had already confessed that he was present during the murder. He was with other people, probably gang members. He ambushed the victim and struck the victim three times with a machete. So he's not a good dude. Okay, like, I guess you can let someone off on a murder charge, but are you not charged in this country for striking someone with a machete? Three times. I don't understand how that is like your get out of jail free card. Like, oh, you didn't murder someone, but you know, you're cool because you only struck him with a machete. I don't get that. So instead of keeping this guy behind bars or, I don't know, deporting him, this district attorney decided that it was okay to let him go because he was only involved in a murder and he was only a little bit violent, but he didn't carry out the murder. So the district attorney had also let him off on other assault charges in 2023 as well. So he walks and then he goes and shoots an innocent man dead immediately after. It's infuriating. So Bill Malugin from Fox got a statement from ice and they said this in part saying this illegal criminal alien from El Salvador with prior criminal charges was assaulting law enforcement. First responders allegedly gunned down a Virginia resident in Reston, Virginia. Fairfax county failed the victim by refusing to work with ICE and releasing this criminal alien onto Virginia streets instead of safely into ICE custody. If Fairfax county would have simply worked to uphold our nation's laws, then this.

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Learn more at aarp.org skills Tragedy may have never happened. This is gross negligence. It is incompetence. It is evil. It is already bad that the guy committed crimes and walked, but the guy wasn't supposed to be here anyway and he has gang ties and his behavior shows that he's not meant to be let out on the streets. And yet these people let him go. And then When ICE wants to do their job and pick these kinds of people up and send them packing, these blue states and cities and sanctuary cities And Democrats and DAs, they don't let ICE do their job. Absolutely infuriating. And on this show I have covered now multiple fatal crashes at the hands of illegal aliens. Here's another one. This is a Chinese national, 54 years old, came here illegally and obtained a commercial driver's license. We, we've seen this before, didn't like the ending. And then he was driving in Tennessee, hint, hint, he wasn't given the CDL in Tennessee. This is how this goes down. Red state residents get killed at the hands of illegal immigrants. Thanks to Democrats in blue states. I say this all the time. You, you can't move your way out of this problem. It's not like, oh, I hate these Democrat sanctuary city policies. Let me pick myself up and move out of New York or California or wherever it is and let me go find a red state, a safe red state to live in. Can't do that anymore. Every single state is a border state. Now this guy rear ended a tractor trailer on i40 and he caused a multiple vehicle crash. That crash led to the death of a 31 year old woman. Carrie Smith and others were injured. Just think about that. I'm 31 years old and I lived in Tennessee 10 months ago. This could be anyone you know, any American citizen that you know could be killed at the hands of an illegal immigrant. It could be anyone, it could be me, it could be you, anyone in your family, anyone you know and love. And these people are given commercial driver's licenses and they're allowed to just go and kill people. That's the reality that we're living in. And to make matters worse, investigators say that this illegal alien, this Chinese national, was distracted by a video on his phone when he was driving and when he crashed. So he's watching his phone and you know, whether you speak English or not, you can't read the road signs if you're looking down at your phone. And here's the statement that DHS put out. Despite his admission of breaking the law, the Biden administration released this illegal alien into the country and provided him with both work authorization papers and a Social Security card. Because the Biden administration provided him with work papers. This guy was able to get a class B CDL leading to the deadly multi vehicle pile up in Tennessee last week. There are so many lines of defense that are bypassed in the name of being welcoming and whatever else Democrats want to say when it comes to illegal immigration or immigration in general, that we should just be kind and welcoming. And it doesn't matter who they are or if they know how to read or, or anything like that. This person should not have been here in the first place. And they sure as hell shouldn't have been given a driver's license, a commercial driver's license to drive a big rig and then go drive it into other people. And now they're given their sanctuary city golden ticket to go kill people on the highway because Democrats want to pat themselves on the back and feel good about, you know, passing feel good legislation instead of legislation that will actually protect American citizens. That's treason. That is treason. Siding with foreigners instead of your own constituents, that's treason. And putting them at risk, that is treason. Then FBI Director Cash Patel put this out on X earlier, saying that another Chinese national has been nabbed. This is a postdoctoral researcher. He had a J1 visa from China and he's been charged with smuggling E. Coli into the United States and then making false statements about it. He said this. This is yet another example of a researcher from China given the privilege to work at a US University and then allegedly chose to take part in a scheme to circumvent U.S. laws and receive biological materials hidden in a package originating from China. This is another movie that I saw and I didn't like the ending. And it happened in 2020. Then he continues. The FBI and CBP partners are committed to enforcing US laws put in place to protect against this global threat to our economy and food supply. If not properly controlled, E Coli and other biological materials could inflict devastating disease to US Crops and cause significant financial loss to the US Economy. And then he ended this with a message to all universities and all of their compliance departments. Please be vigilant of this trend. Ensure your researchers know that there is a correct and legal way to obtain a license to import export approved biological materials, and it must be followed without exception. Our continued partnerships will be better secure. Our nation will help to better secure our nation and ensure all parties are held accountable. I do not know how to get this through the heads of Democrats, but people from other countries want to do harm to us. Some people might want to come here for a better life. Others, they claim that they want to come here for a better life and then they want to do harm to us, whether that's in the form of E. Coli or, I don't know, COVID 19 or killing and raping people when you're an illegal alien. And some of them, they abide by the law just to get here legally and then commit crimes and do harm to us. This is. This is like. It's been the theme of tonight's show. People get their visas, they do it by the book, and then they come here and they actually. They hate Americans. They go here to shoot people at university or, you know, smuggle drugs or smuggle diseases. And some cultures are not worth exploring and they're not worth bringing here. They're not worth sharing in our culture, and they're not worth opening our borders for. That shouldn't be a controversial thing to say. When these people come here and they rape and kill and bring diseases. I've seen enough. And, like, do we have to go through another pandemic? Do people want to do that? Do we want to go through another 20, 20, 20, 21, where everything was shut down and schools were shut down and businesses were shut down and people were sick? Because we just want open borders, and we want to do that again because I don't. I don't. I think we need to protect this country. This is where the America first movement got its legs, especially during the pandemic when we were reliant on China for ppp, when they were. They were the ones that brought us this mess to begin with. And another unfortunate story is that Paris has canceled a New Year's Eve celebration. It's their New Year's Eve concert on the Shanze Lise. Did I say that correctly? We think. We don't know, but they have canceled this for security reasons. And according to the mayor, they wanted to reduce the risk of stampedes, gatherings, crowd movements and unrest. And then the mayor said that in order to create a safe and secure city, we continue to be vigilant against nuisance behavior arising from drinking on the street, as well as the risk of crowd accidents. So their firework display is going to go on without a hitch, and Parisians can watch it on TV from their own living rooms. And then whatever concert they had planned, they're going to broadcast it. So they actually don't need anyone to leave their homes. They can just watch everything on tv. This is like Covid all over again. You could just go to Zoom School. You don't have to go out in public. This is like another thing where the government just tells everyone to stay home. And then, I guess people do it for their own safety. No, thanks. I mean, imagine having a police force so incompetent that they can't allow an annual event to go on because they think there's going to Be stampedes or drunk people on New Year's Eve. Like, groundbreaking. So 1 million people came to this event last year. So they had an entire year to figure out crowd control, police personnel, staffing, and other security measures, but they didn't. I guess they feel like whatever they had planned wasn't going to be enough to curb the crowd size and these stampedes of drunk people. So I don't really buy that. Like, something tells me that this has to be. This has to do with some other kinds of threats that they might be facing, and they're just not saying it. Because if I was living in France, if I was living in Paris and I wanted to go to this event, I'd be like, you're afraid. Our law enforcement authorities, they're afraid of drunk people. So that's why we can't go out on New Year's Eve. I mean, this is the same city that put on the Summer Olympics not too long ago in 2024, they hosted the Summer Olympics. So I don't know. Can we pull up a stat? How many people were in Paris during the Olympics in 2024? Because probably more than a million, if I had to guess. And I'm sure they had some kind of crowd control barriers and checkpoints and things like that in place to keep people safe when people from all over the world descended on Paris for that. Okay, so 11.2 million visitors came to Paris for the Summer Olympics, and they're worried about 1 million at this concert. I just don't buy that. I do not buy it. They're lying. Like, they have to be lying. What is the other purpose? I don't. I don't get it.

[Andy]

The practice of telling people what to do and watching them be sheep. That's the biggest lesson from COVID Just people being sheep.

[Haley Caronia]

I think the cops were like, actually, we want to get drunk this New Year's Eve. We don't want to work. Let's just tell everyone to go home, and then we can cut staffing and save money.

[Andy]

Hot take.

[Haley Caronia]

I think this is a bigger conspiracy. I just. I do not believe that Paris can't figure out how to keep a million people safe on one night. I just don't buy it. Don't buy it at all. My next story is that Dick Durbin is a piece of shit. And I think we all knew that, but he came for Dan last night, and it just pissed me off. This is what Dick Durbin had to say about Dan leaving his post at the FBI. Quote, dan Bongino was a bad Pick from the start. His service was ineffective and the men and women of the FBI deserve better. We need a career FBI agent as Deputy Director, please. No, we do not. No, we do not. And also, how does Dick Durbin know that Dan Bondino did nothing while he was at the FBI? Because I know for damn sure that that's not true. With Operation Summer Heat and all of the pedophiles and criminals that they've taken down. Give me a frickin break. But Dick Durbin is in his 80s and he has been in office almost as long as I've been alive. So I replied to that, I replied to that tweet and I just said, you've been in office more longer than I've been alive. Maybe you should do like Dan, be like Dan and don't be like Swampy Dick, you know, Swamp creature Dick. I'm going to call him Swamp Dick from now on. But he's advocating for like a government lifer rather than an outsider to run the FBI after Dan leaves. We have gotten into a lot of problems with the FBI and other three letter agencies under the Biden administration and Obama administration and, and administrations passed because they have been run by these government swamp lifers. We do not need that. This is the problem with womb to tomb politicians. They think that they're the answer. They want someone who's been in government forever. Oh, someone who's been in government forever can surely fix all these government problems. They're the ones that broke the government. They can't fix it. We need an outsider to come in and fix it, to clean up the mess that they made. This is why the American people voted Trump in in 2015. He was an outsider. He promised to drain the swamp. And guess what? You can't do that when you have swamp creatures at the top of the government. So I think that Dick should have taken a page out of Dan's playbook. Get in, make change, get out. Instead of saying in a position for decades to do shit like this. Exhibit A of why Dick Durbin, you know, he's leaving office in 2026. He's not seeking reelection, thank God, because he's a bajillion years old and he's, he does shit like this. He posted this on X. Trans kids just want to live their lives. President Trump shouldn't be weaponizing crucial Medicaid and Medicare funding to make their lives even harder. Yeah, we'd be a lot better off if Dick Durbin made like Dan and got in and got out. I don't want this guy in office anymore, and I know that he's leaving, but anyone who advocates for trans kids is a sick sicko, just a sicko. Because we all, we already know there's no such thing as trans children. No one wakes up and feels like, oh, I belong in the wrong body. This is a mental disorder. It's a dysphoria. It's a delusion. And then you have people who are elected to office who say that those kids deserve what they call gender affirming care, but it's really making a penis out of their forearm and leaving them mutilated and chopping off healthy body parts. Okay? And this is what he's talking about. So he's all pissed off because the Health and Human Services Department, they are taking an ax to Biden administration gender bullshit. Watch this.

[Commentator/Interviewer]

Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men.

[Haley Caronia]

Yep.

[Commentator/Interviewer]

Children are innocent.

[Haley Caronia]

Children are innocent and they need to be protected.

[Co-host/Sidekick]

To someone 50 years ago.

[Haley Caronia]

What?

[Co-host/Sidekick]

We should show that clip to someone 50 years ago.

[Haley Caronia]

They'd be like, what are you talking about? Of course.

[Co-host/Sidekick]

Why the hell are people clapping?

[Haley Caronia]

Like, yeah, like, why do you.

[Co-host/Sidekick]

Okay, guys, the sky's blue and grass.

[Haley Caronia]

Is green and it's actually crazy, but I think a lot of this started in 2020 and it's just gone down since, like, really, really gone downhill. I mean, even if you, if you said that to someone in 2015, they'd be like, what are you talking about? So much has happened in the last 10 years. It's for the worse. But the Trump administration is in that announcement, has announced that they are undoing the Biden administration era expansions for Medicare and Medicaid, funding of gender affirming care and minors. We do not need to be funding gender affirming care. And HHS Secretary RFK Jr. Said that gender affirming care is not medicine. It is malpractice. We are done with junk science driven by ideological pursuits, not the well being of children. Amen. Amen to that. You are not helping a child by chopping off their healthy breasts or penis or making one out of some other body part. That is Frankenstein. And it does not help these children in any way. So many children come out as detransitioners. They were groomed as children. I don't know, maybe someone told them, like, hey, you can be whatever gender or sex you want. And then they believed it. And then they went to their parents and said, hey, I want to chop this off or I want to put this new thing on and their parents, I guess, are delusional liberals. And they've bought into this crap that gender affirming care is life saving care and that, oh, if I don't, you know, chop my daughter's breasts off or chop my son's dick off, they're not going to be very happy with me or they're going to die, or they're going to be depressed or they're going to be whatever fear mongering that the left says is going to happen instead of getting them mental health help to remedy these delusional thoughts. It's absolutely insane. And Democrats are voting against all of this stuff. So Dan Crenshaw of Texas, Republican, he introduced the do no Harm in Medicaid act and it obviously received support from all House Republicans. And they voted on this yesterday afternoon. And more than 200 House Democrats voted against it. They voted against Medicaid dollars funding transgender treatments for minors. This bill would block federal funding for gender surgeries on minors and also hormone therapies, which of course, like I just said, the Democrats think are life saving. They think that they're life saving. Only four Democrats voted for this bill with Republicans. Only four Democrats. Four. Four of them believe in biological reality. Over 200 don't. That's disgusting. And this legislation could also block Medicaid funding to states that allow federal funds to be used for this kind of thing. This is why Democrats won't get on board, because they want all of the funding they could possibly get to push harmful ideologies on children. I think this country just went through a mass psychosis during COVID That's when this transgender stuff got out of control. Kids were, instead of being in school, they were on zoom school at home. They were on social media, they weren't getting outside. They weren't playing sports, they weren't having fun, no extracurriculars. They were stuck inside. They were on social media being taught this transgender. By who? I don't know, demonic groomers on social media or something. It just got way out of control. Way out of control. And you know, Democrats, they say that, well, everything will get better for these people if they go through with this surgery. And we're seeing the opposite. And they, they, they cite these statistics that transgender people end up committing suicide. And they feel like if these people can just get treatment younger, if they're, if they're 6 years old and we can reverse this and they won't even remember being the other sex or whatever, that it'll all be better. They won't kill themselves. Could you imagine rendering yourself completely, like, sexually inept and like, your body parts don't work anymore. How does that make you a happy person? How does that help anything? How are you ever going to find love if you are a woman that has chopped off their breasts and put a fake dick on? Who are you attracting? Because lesbians don't want to see your fake penis and they would have liked your breasts. So gay men don't want a fake penis. Like, who are you attracting? What straight man is going to be attracted to a woman that's trying to be a man? What straight woman is going. You know what I mean? It's like, it. You're just rendering yourself, like, undateable for the rest of your life. How does that make you a happy person? To me, this would contribute to the suicide rate. But what do I know? Now, a lot of this, you know, transgender stuff happened during COVID but also, you know, during blm. Covid and BLM were, were lined up, right? And during blm, all white people were demonized. It was, you know, white people are horrible. You know, one guy hooked up on fentanyl, died. And then everyone just, you know, started looting Gucci's and grabbing sneakers and burning down cities, right? And that was all for social justice. Did we get there? I don't know. But during that time, a lot of businesses were kind of bullied into buying into this BLM nonsense. And it turns out that white people were discriminated against in corporate America big time. It says corporate America pledged to hire more people of color. It actually did. It says the year after Black Lives Matter protests, The S&P 100 added more than 300,000 jobs. 94% went to people of color. So you can see this. There's just like a very sad 6% of white people. They're like gray stick figures. Very sad. The people of color, Colorful stick figures. It's just funny, but the change in employment Since February of 2020, this is crazy. Negative. 904,000 jobs went to white people and 2 million jobs went to Hispanic. 768,000 went to black people. 882,000 went to Asian people. All workers, 4 million. But white people really got the shit end of the stick here in 2020. And since 2020, this is despite the 2023 Supreme Court ruling ending race based college admissions. But if you are a white man who has been discriminated against in corporate America, you may be entitled to financial compensation. Listen to this video from the US Equal Employment Opportunity Commission. Watch.

[Andrea Lucas]

I'm Andrea Lucas, chair of the US Equal Employment Opportunity Commission. Are you a white male who's experienced discrimination at work based on your race or sex? You may have a claim to recover money under federal civil rights laws. Contact the EOC as soon as possible. Time limits are typically strict for filing a claim. The EEOC is the federal agency charged with enforcing federal anti discrimination law against businesses and other private sector employers. The EEOC is committed to identifying, attacking and eliminating all forms of race and sex discrimination, including against white male applicants and employees. Check out EOC.gov to learn more and read our one page explainer about DEI related discrimination.

[Haley Caronia]

Because when Democrats say that they want equality, what they really mean is they want opportunities for people who aren't white. They kind of conflate equality and equity. They put it together like DEI equity and inclusion and all this stuff, but they really mean that they want minorities to step on the backs of straight white males to level the playing field. But that is racial discrimination. So oops. I hope that any white men who faced racial discrimination or gender based discrimination in 2020 and the years after they get that financial compensation get that bag Kings should we get into some blind reactions? Let's do it. And then I guess we'll do scrolling time after. This is new. We've never done this. First blind reactions first. But okay, number one because this is a new thing. If you watched last week now this is I haven't seen anything but this is the setup. So it says Local Baitman has made the most complicated burrito probably ever.

[Food Enthusiast]

I've got some birria lamb that I'll bang into a burrito with some sliced up raw garlic and chilies wrapped up and sealed into a burrito ready to slice into bits and onto my tray to dehydrate overnight, then blitz it into a burrito season to season up some chicken thighs and air fry, then slice and fry with a load of chorizo to load in some tortillas with some spicy rice and cheese wrapped up and sealed then into a beer batter and burrito seasoned flour mix and deep fry into some cheeky buffalo chimichangitas to load on a couple of big old tortillas with sesame seeds and sealed into a big old burrito cube which I can then get into a blender with some water into a burrito y paste to lay in some salt and flour and make a burrito bread dough to cover and let rest and then get it cooked and rolled out into a big old sheet then onto the heat into a tortilla to load with more of the lamb and cheese and broth and some chopped up stuff and wrapped up into a burrito. I'll also make some mini burrito tortillas while I cook off a quick beef chili to pop on top of some cheese sauce to roll and seal with.

[Commentator/Interviewer]

Some egg into a whole bunch of.

[Food Enthusiast]

Mini burritos to pour over a cornflower slurry to tip out, working super fast to brush with egg and wrap around my burrito to let sit and glue so I can unwrap and carefully slice right through my burrito cube cubed with a pot of broth. It's looking uncouth and ready for a dip in that and a good old scramble.

[Haley Caronia]

Now he eats it when there's eight burritos in one side of the burrito. At some point the meat has to get overcooked.

[Co-host/Sidekick]

How many calories do you think is in that thing? Holy. That's gotta be.

[Haley Caronia]

But it's like he made the burrito to then puree the blender and then use it as, like a seasoning for the other meat. And like, there's so many layers to this.

[Andy]

Then he rolled out a burrito and.

[Haley Caronia]

Made it into dough and then made.

[Andy]

It into dough to add to the other other burritos. So if, like the listeners listening to this, it's literally like 13 different burritos in a burrito.

[Co-host/Sidekick]

I also need everyone to know that Andy was hysterical that whole time the video was playing.

[Haley Caronia]

I. I mean, what's the.

[Andy]

What's the price if you order that at Amigos? What's the.

[Haley Caronia]

When I read.

[Andy]

Is that a $75 burrito?

[Haley Caronia]

Can I just say, when I read the most complicated burrito probably ever, I was not expecting that level of complication at all. I didn't. I didn't know what to expect. But that is the most complicated burrito ever. Does he do this with other foods?

[Andy]

I hope so. I hope so.

[Haley Caronia]

Well, good for him. Okay, here's another food one for blind reaction number two. Guy walks into a Burger King and begins to eat his burger right at the counter. But the comments found a scary resemblance elsewhere. Okay, so he orders the burger and he's eating it, like, right where you order. Oh, is that George Floyd back? Are you waiting for something?

[Commentator/Interviewer]

You play some Rainbit.

[Haley Caronia]

This is another one. I did not. I never thought I'd see George Floyd in the. In the flesh again. I thought I'd see him maybe in the form of a bronze statue in Minneapolis or something, but never like this.

[Co-host/Sidekick]

He said, top comment on that video was, do my eyes Deceive me.

[Haley Caronia]

That's got to be like his brother or something. That's crazy. Wow. Okay. Speechless. Welcome back, George Floyd. Okay, here's a Christmas themed one for blind reaction. Number three. Official Quinn Moore uncovers a deeply rooted systemic injustice with Christmas salutations. Allowed to say, merry Christmas, you filthy animal.

[Co-host/Sidekick]

But the minute you say, happy Hanukkah.

[Haley Caronia]

You filthy animal, it becomes a hate crime. You know, I guess some type of a line gets crossed when you switch the holidays. Tried this with other holidays.

[Co-host/Sidekick]

You say, happy Kwanzaa, filthy animals.

[Haley Caronia]

It's also a hate crime. Yep. I never thought about it, but it's true. It's not interchangeable. I guess that's why in Home Alone they said merry Christmas, you fill up the animal. Because it's okay to hate white people. Even then when the movie came out, it was okay to hate white people.

[Co-host/Sidekick]

More systemic white racism.

[Haley Caronia]

Yep. Wow. So such a shame. Such a shame. I'm going to save these. Well, what should I do for next year? I know. I guess we have to do them. All right, let's do. Let's do scrolling time. Well, this first video pissed me off so much. Here are a bunch of idiots. They are filming Internet crimes against children officers. They are making an arrest or at least trying to. And these New Orleans cafe workers started mistaking them for ICE and getting involved in their efforts. Watch this. Cool. We know you are so ice Border patrol, Louisiana Internet crimes gets children we hunt online.

[Commentator/Interviewer]

Oh yeah.

[Haley Caronia]

Cool. I don't really buy that. Oh, thanks. Yeah, online predators with all of you intended windows.

[Commentator/Interviewer]

We don't respect whatever you do.

[Haley Caronia]

Right?

[Commentator/Interviewer]

We don't. We don't believe you. Yeah, they're not at Bromart at noon on a Wednesday Friday. Okay, cool too.

[Haley Caronia]

Bye. They're trying to get the like Internet crimes against children officers plate numbers and all this stuff. They think they're doing the Lord's work here. Meanwhile, those agents are full face on the Internet.

[Commentator/Interviewer]

That's embarrassing. You're embarrassed of your job.

[Haley Caronia]

No, they shouldn't be embarrassed. They should not even be embarrassed. The people who need to be embarrassed are the people who posted this on Instagram. So this was. Apparently this video was part of an Instagram story on the page of sports drink a cafe and comedy club in New Orleans, Louisiana. So whoever posted this video had access to the businesses social media pages. And it turns out that the agents that they were filming, although they thought that they were ICE and border patrol, they didn't believe them. Oh, we don't respect what you do. Okay, well this is what they were doing. The agents there actually arrested a 29 year old man for possession of more than 150 photos of children, videos of children that were 13 years of age or younger and they were being sexually abused. So these idiots filming. We don't respect what you do, okay. And then we don't believe you. Okay? You'll see the article tomorrow. And this is the information from the article. The agents there were actually protecting children. And the guy who was the predator that they were they ended up arresting was a Chinese national here on a student visa. Now the restaurant that posted that video, it's temporarily closed, probably waiting until all this blows over. But this is a massive mistake. And to put it on your business account is beyond dumb. And it's also a good lesson to these idiots that are trying to like film ICE agents and all this stuff. Do not get in law enforcement's way of enforcing the law and try having respect for what they do. By the way, the good news is this was part of an operation, Access denied, taking place in Louisiana. And Louisiana's Attorney General's office announced that they arrested state 67 registered sex offenders in the area. So God bless those law enforcement officers and the children they've protected. All right, this next video. A reporter for the Washington Post went around and asked members of Congress who their favorite influencers are. And I guess none of them have heard of Nightly Scroll. Watch this. Come with me to ask members of Congress their favorite influencer or content creator.

[Food Enthusiast]

I'm. I'm not that cool.

[Co-host/Sidekick]

I'm a troglodyte.

[Haley Caronia]

Oh my gosh. This is so hard.

[Commentator/Interviewer]

You're gonna ask me to choose among my friends.

[Haley Caronia]

Oh my goodness.

[Commentator/Interviewer]

There's so many people pick and choose. I hate to say that I'm having a hard time thinking of one.

[Haley Caronia]

I actually follow a few makeup bloggers. Carly Bible. I gotta give a shout out to my, my pal Dylan Mulvaney.

[Commentator/Interviewer]

Of course I'm a vegan, but I love watching these people who just like go into fast food restaurants and like order ridiculous amounts of foods and taste.

[Andy]

The new things that are happening.

[Commentator/Interviewer]

Let's look at this. Fast food chains. Breakfast sandwiches.

[Haley Caronia]

Elizabeth Booker. Houston. Suzanne Lambert. Jack Cacharella. Jolly good Ginger.

[Commentator/Interviewer]

Brandon Tatum. Good dude. Benny Johnson. Good dude.

[Haley Caronia]

This is Byron. Don.

[Commentator/Interviewer]

Always love to bring one.

[Haley Caronia]

Mark Levan.

[Commentator/Interviewer]

Megan Kelly's. Come on Strong.

[Haley Caronia]

This is a Neo it girl.

[Commentator/Interviewer]

I do like Snow the product. There's one person I can think of, just one.

[Brown University Official]

Eliza Orlims.

[Commentator/Interviewer]

But it's not because I like watch her content. It's cuz I know her dad. My kids love Dude Perfect. In fact, does that count?

[Co-host/Sidekick]

Is that a dude Perfect?

[Commentator/Interviewer]

Does it count as an influencer?

[Haley Caronia]

That was Josh Hawley at the end there saying that he likes Dude Perfect because his kids like Dude Perfect. And yes, I would say that they're influencers for sure.

[Co-host/Sidekick]

Oh, that's the best answer.

[Haley Caronia]

Yeah, that's the best answer.

[Co-host/Sidekick]

Without a doubt, the worst answer is.

[Haley Caronia]

Schiff trying to Adam Schiff saying all my friends are influencers.

[Co-host/Sidekick]

In case you didn't think he was a complete and utter bone faced, cold stone liar.

[Haley Caronia]

Right? First of all, this. He's not friends.

[Co-host/Sidekick]

It's something that doesn't matter at all.

[Haley Caronia]

No, he's not friends with influencers. And you could tell by the looks on their faces that they actually don't know what an influencer is. So they were like, holy, I'm being ambushed by this question and I don't know how to answer it. And now my face is on camera and now I don't know what to say. And yeah, just a loser. Of course, the transgender member of Congress, whatever his name is. I don't. I don't know it. Of course, Dylan Mulvaney is his favorite influencer. He was influenced to chop his, you know, penis off as well. And then Cory Booker, he's embarrassing on every level, but the fact that he's like, I'm a, I'm a vegan, but because, of course, if you're vegan, I have to tell everyone. It's like, I'm a vegan, but I like watching videos of other people eat good food. That's what gets him through.

[Andy]

He needs a burrito.

[Haley Caronia]

He needs a burrito that has eight burritos inside of it. And then the seasoning was made out of another eight burritos. That's what he needs. All right, this next video is a cat taking a stab at being a conductor.

[Commentator/Interviewer]

Watch this musical conductor we wish you.

[Haley Caronia]

And the tail is doing all the work.

[Commentator/Interviewer]

We wish you a merry Christmas we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year. Good tidings we bring to you and your kin A wonderful job being done.

[Haley Caronia]

By this cat.

[Commentator/Interviewer]

And a happy new year.

[Haley Caronia]

Now, I picked this video because it looks like Birdie. So if anyone wants me to do this video and remake it with Birdie, let me know in the chat. I probably won't, but maybe if I'm. If I'm really bored this weekend, maybe I will. But I figured that was a good video to end on because, yeah, you.

[Co-host/Sidekick]

Can make that video right after you make a shrugie.

[Haley Caronia]

Right? Never did that either. There's a lot of movies that I haven't watched. I've got a lot of, like, homies homework that I haven't gotten to. But I figured that was a good video to end on because. Happy, Happy New Year. Merry Christmas. We hit all the. All the targets. So on that note, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year. I will see you right back here on Monday when I host events and for nightly scroll on Monday. Have a great weekend. Bye.