Classic Lib Short Circuit on a Super Scroll - Scrolling w/ Hayley (Ep. 334)

Summary

Scrolling with Hayley (Ep. 334)

"Classic Lib Short Circuit on a Super Scroll" – July 8, 2026

Host: Hayley Caronia
Co-host/Guest: Unnamed recurring guest (various segments)

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Episode Overview

Hayley Caronia delivers another sharp-tongued, satirical rundown of viral videos, political culture wars, and her daily scroll through internet craziness from a conservative-lens. Today’s "super scroll" features on-the-street interviews exposing political ignorance, critiques of progressive identity culture, viral internet moments, and a raucous "Am I The Asshole?" debate. Hayley unpacks everything with biting humor, often at the expense of "liberal logic", while her co-hosts and chat jump in with real-time banter.

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Key Segments and Discussion Points

1. The "Fascism" Gotcha (02:07–09:43)

Analysis of viral interviews at a Pride Parade

• Hayley plays and pauses a viral "man on the street" clip where a woman at a pride march struggles to explain what policies of Trump she opposes—or what "fascism" means.
  • "Every time a liberal gets stumped on that question, someone on their side swoops in to save the day." — Hayley (01:38)
• Heavy use of sarcasm dissecting identity lingo (AFAB, demisexual, pronouns):
  • "I thought it was all fascists are bad...but it's not. It's actually assigned female at birth." — Hayley (03:52)
• Hayley and co-host lampoon what they perceive as the performative nature of identity signaling (pronouns in makeup, demisexual shirts) and question the logic:
  • "If you're listening, she's a looker, and she has her pronouns written on her face in what looks like Sharpie or makeup." — Hayley (04:30)

Memorable Quotes:

• “They claim educated, but they can’t even define fascism or say what policy they actually hate.” — Hayley (08:44)

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2. Abortion, Pro-Life Showdown (10:58–12:57)

Contentious street exchange about abortion rights

• Hayley analyzes a heated encounter where a woman screams at pro-life activists, admits to having had three abortions, and is dubbed as “deeply emotionally disturbed.”
  • "You can tell that she is deeply emotionally disturbed. She's unable to have a conversation with pro life people who are exposing the truth about the decisions that she has made.” — Hayley (12:57)
• Discussion shifts to the emotional and psychological toll of abortion, with Hayley emphasizing pro-life perspectives and suggesting aggression is rooted in regret.

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3. Ringing the “Clueless” Bell: Comfortably Numb in NYC (14:17–17:27)

Reaction to a viral clip of a privileged NYC woman

• A woman claims, "homeless people on the street are pretty comfortable too," while living rent-free thanks to her boyfriend and allegedly working as a real estate agent.
  • “That is the gold at the end of the rainbow...when you are confronted with someone that stupid.” — Hayley (15:46)
• Hayley and co-hosts riff on being “mildly envious” of her blissful ignorance:
  • "Being dumb must rock just to be able to go through life and not worry about anything. Must be so nice." — Co-host (16:45)

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4. “Tall, Dark & Handsome”: Racialized Language? (18:47–21:07)

Debating changing cultural interpretations

• A TikTok creator claims the phrase should refer only to Black men, leading to banter about hair color vs. race.
  • "It's mostly hair color. Historically, that's what I thought." — Co-host (19:53)
  • "It's definitely not about skin color... Jacob Elordi is definitely tall, dark and handsome for sure." — Hayley (21:07)

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5. “Plus Size” Outrage at Ann Taylor (21:44–24:32)

Body representation and store marketing tactics

• Commentary on a woman criticizing lack of plus-size mannequins in a Los Angeles Ann Taylor; Hayley says people are “sick of her complaints.”
  • “In LA, that's not getting the people going.” — Co-host (24:21)
• Hayley speculates on the “psychological” reasons fashion displays don’t highlight plus-size mannequins.

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6. Unhinged: Dancing for Trump’s Demise & “History Rewrite” (25:44–29:00)

Viral liberal rants and progressive politicians’ takes

• Satirical review of a woman who celebrated the prospect of Trump dying on July 4th, then posted a “bummed” follow-up when he didn’t.
  • "These people are sick. These people are sick." — Hayley (25:44)
• Critique of “The Squad” and Boston’s mayor Michelle Wu for giving exaggerated credit to immigrants and Black Americans regarding the founding (and present) of America.
  • "They go to great lengths to rewrite American history without white people in it." — Hayley (28:49)

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7. Satire Interlude: “Kamala’s America” via AI (29:23–31:14)

• AI video lampoon of a dystopian future under Kamala Harris, including jokes about parental permission, anti-American “wokeness,” and “abortion on demand.”
  • "I'm just glad that that's not our reality. It's fun to watch. It's fun to point and laugh." — Hayley (30:33)

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8. Viral Fails: Golf Cart Chaos & Pelosi Parallel (31:09–35:31)

• Hayley plays video: intoxicated golfers drive a cart into a lake.
  • "How does this happen? Is this too many beers? Is this intentional?” — Hayley (32:44)
• Quick turn to a parking lot fail video, drawing a jab at Paul Pelosi's July 4th car accident.

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9. Parenting "White Lies": Childhood Myths and Discipline (35:30–44:10)

• Crowd-sourced tales of little white parenting lies ("the car’s interior light is illegal to use," "Santa’s watching," etc.).
  • “You gotta lie to your kids a little. Someone says how to f up your kids. That's not gonna f up your kids.” — Hayley (38:22)
• Chat and co-host weigh in, comparing these harmless lies to more serious parenting issues.

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10. Blind Reacts and Viral TikToks (44:42–54:13)

• Rapid-fire viewing of current internet clips:
  • A woman challenging Trump to a cage fight (with sarcastic admiration for her hula-hooping)
  • Self-driving Waymo car running over a firework (critiqued for lack of "common sense" vs. a human driver)
  • Spiritual charlatans ("light code" practitioners)
  • Diabolical airplane “charging cord” on a red-eye flight
  • A sketch roping in an innocent "Terry" to a robbery meme (Hayley is confused, thinking Terry is in religious garb)
• Each segment includes real-time mockery and chat participation (see: "I was like, she's got her hijab on" – Hayley, 54:47).

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11. “Am I The Asshole?” (AITA) Scenario: “Eating in Secret” (55:43–62:49)

• Parent writes in: daughter’s boyfriend never eats in front of anyone but always orders food at restaurants or piles a plate, then pushes food around and gives it away—claims it’s "his culture" (Mexican, arrived in US at age 3).
• Hayley and chat unanimously declare: the boyfriend is the problem—mocking the “culture” cop-out.
  • "He's lying. Mexican people eat. Like, what? There’s no—he's lying." — Hayley (57:54)
  • "He's probably in his own anxious world. I don't even know if he knows that he's being rude. But it’s certainly not anything to do with his culture.” — Hayley (60:28)

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Notable Quotes and Moments

• On Liberal Protesters:
  "These kinds of leftists are not educated. They are indoctrinated." (09:06)
• On Identity Trends:
  "If you're he/him, you're just a regular old assigned male at birth. You're a amab. … You move up in the world at the Pride Parade, if you have a they." (05:26)
• On Political Culture:
  "They go to great lengths to rewrite American history without white people in it. When white people built this country. It just. It is what it is. It's a fact of life. You don't have to like it." (28:49)
• On the Viral NYC Woman:
  "Being dumb must rock just to be able to go through life and not worry about anything. Must be so nice." — Co-host (16:45)

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Timestamps of Important Segments

• [02:07] – Unpacking viral “fascism” ignorance at Pride
• [10:58] – Confrontation with an emotional pro-choice protestor
• [14:17] – NYC "comfortable homeless" viral woman interview
• [18:47] – “Tall, dark, and handsome” meaning challenged
• [21:44] – Plus size outrage at Ann Taylor
• [25:44] – Viral liberal “unhinged” Trump-death dance
• [28:49] – "Rewriting" American history via progressive soundbites
• [29:23] – AI satire: “Kamala’s America”
• [31:09] – Golf cart fails and Pelosi parody
• [35:30] – Parenting white lies, from gum myths to ice cream trucks
• [44:42] – Blind reacts: liberal cage-fighters, spiritualists, and travel etiquette
• [55:43] – Am I The Asshole?: The boyfriend who won’t eat in public

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Episode Tone & Language Notes

• Saturated with sarcasm, internet meme references, and Hayley’s signature blend of incredulity and glib wit.
• Frequent mockery of what she perceives as leftist/progressive excess: identity politics, cancel culture, “wokeness,” online virtue signaling.
• Conversation is fast-paced and irreverent, with a strong undercurrent of conservative critique and plenty of comedic asides.
• Audience interaction (live chat) and co-host banter are embedded throughout, fueling the real-time, scroll-like feel.

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Closing Thoughts

Episode 334 is a classic Scrolling with Hayley outing: shrewd, punchy, and unapologetically conservative. Hayley targets the absurdities she sees in modern identity politics, protest culture, and liberal internet “gotchas”—all via a parade of viral video snippets, live commentary, and listener anecdotes. Her breakdowns are laced with biting humor, making the podcast both an engaging critique and a culture-war spectator sport.

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For lively, conservative-leaning takes on the wildest stories of the day—and plenty of memorable viral moments—you can find the full show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and Rumble.

Transcript

[Haley Karania]

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[Co-host or Guest]

I don't you like President Trump A

[Haley Karania]

lot of I don't agree with any of his policies. I don't agree with anything. Well though being afab, a lot of what he has done over the years not just affects me. Not just as you know, a member of the queer community but also as you know, AAB and you know, female presenting and it's just, it's not, yeah, I'm scared to leave my house some days and I don't like that.

[Co-host or Guest]

So what is one Trump policy that you don't like?

[Haley Karania]

Where Do I start? I think most of what he's done, I don't think I could put a specific name onto it.

[Co-host or Guest]

Do you think President Trump is a fascist?

[Haley Karania]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest]

How is President Trump a fascist?

[Haley Karania]

There is so much that I don't think my brain could fully process right now.

[Co-host or Guest]

What is fascism Dare? Why? No, we don't. This is public property. Why do we have to leave? That's awfully fascist, ain't it?

[Haley Karania]

This is a good one from Serge Philly. He's a content creator down there, and we've played his videos on the show before. This is a good one. There's a lot to break down in here. First of all, she is sipping on some pineapple drink. I don't know what is in the pineapple, but it looks something like dehydrated urine or something. It's really not. It doesn't look appetizing. I don't know what she's drinking, but maybe it's making her intoxicated.

[Co-host or Guest]

Is she afab?

[Haley Karania]

She is afab. And I did look up what that meant, because I have no idea. I thought that it was all fascists are bad because they used to say a cab, and that was all cops are bad or all cops are bastards, but whatever. So I thought, because I don't know, this is like their new thing. The fascism thing is their new thing. I thought it was all fascists are bad, but it's not. It is actually assigned female at birth. So I am a fellow afab.

[Co-host or Guest]

Congrats. This is so fun for you.

[Haley Karania]

You find out something new every day. I'm an afab.

[Co-host or Guest]

Or.

[Haley Karania]

Or just a woman. Just a woman. But they don't know what that is. But then they come up with afab. It's crazy. So also, if you're listening and not watching this woman, she's a looker, and she has her pronouns written on her face in what looks like Sharpie or makeup. So she has she they written on her face, and it's on her cheek. And I thought it was bad enough to put your pronouns in your Instagram bio or your Twitter bio, but to write them on your face is. That's next level. I mean, I guess because you can't have your Instagram bio out at the Pride Parade, you have to write it on your face or else no one's going to know that you identify as they.

[Co-host or Guest]

I think I know what my fantasy football league loser has to do for

[Haley Karania]

the year Pride Parade. She, they on their face.

[Co-host or Guest]

Now you show up to work with he, him, each cheek.

[Haley Karania]

No it has to be he they. That's what makes you non binary queer. I think you're. You move up in the. In the world at the Pride Parade, if you have a they. If you're he him, you're just a regular old assigned male at birth. You're in a map a mab.

[Co-host or Guest]

This rocks. No wonder people like this. This is so fun. You just going to make up whatever you want.

[Haley Karania]

We've got to find a Pride parade near us and we've got to go. I don't think there are. I don't think.

[Co-host or Guest]

Definitely do not.

[Haley Karania]

I don't think there are any near us, but that would be hilarious. Someone in the chat said tattoo it. Commit. Put tattoo she they on your face.

[Co-host or Guest]

Birdman. He's not like Lil Wayne. He's like a. That's crazy.

[Haley Karania]

My question with the she they pronoun again. This is someone who. She is assigned female at birth. Okay. And she still presents as a female. She is a female, but she goes by she they. I don't really understand that. You're a female born female. You are still a female. You go by she. So why the they? What does the they do? I think for this woman who is desperate to get invited into the crowd, the they, especially when it's tattooed on your face or Sharpie on your face, it solidifies your. Your spot in the queer community. That's. That's my thing. She's also wearing a demisexual shirt. Her shirt says Demi on it. Demisexual. This is. I'm going off of just my memory here, but I'm going to look it up. It's when you like the people that you have sex with, which is hilarious, but okay. A demisexual person experiences sexual attraction only after forming a deep emotional bond. So, yeah, like how it's intended, basically, but they have made this into their own sexuality. They've got T shirts. It again, it solidifies their spot. If you're a straight person desperate to get invited into the Pride Parade community, all you have to do is wear a demisexual shirt and, you know, add a little they onto your pronouns and you are. You are golden. What else do we have to talk about? She said she's scared to leave her house.

[Co-host or Guest]

Where do we even start? Where do we even start to talk about it?

[Haley Karania]

She said so many things. Well, she said she's afraid to leave her house, but no one would know that she's queer except for the way that she dresses. You know, like she looks like she would be a member of that community. But She's a woman. Still a woman. If you don't wear a demisexual shirt, no one's. No one knows that you're part of the queer community. She has nothing to be afraid of. Clearly. There's an entire parade behind her of people just like her. So what is there to be afraid of? This is very accepted in society. This isn't a blue city. I'm assuming they're in Philly, because this is Serge Philly. What is there to be afraid of? You're clearly welcome here. Clearly. Then, of course, he asks the very, very difficult question, why don't you like Trump? I don't know. How could I? Where do I start? Right? Because they have no idea. They're just told to hate him so that they do. And, you know, then it's like, okay, well, if you hate him, you know, what is one policy of his that you hate? I don't know.

[Co-host or Guest]

Oh, I don't know.

[Haley Karania]

I can't come up to. Oh, there's so many. There's just so many. I don't know. Okay. Do you think he's a fascist? Yes. Okay, what's fascism? And then this is the thing that they never know the answer to this, but every time their stupidity is being exposed like clockwork coming. Someone comes in and saves the day. They see their fellow liberal getting asked softball questions, and then they throw out a lifeline. That's what it is. Oh, don't talk to these people. Oh, you can't film here. Oh, oh. Because one of their people looks like an idiot, and they know that it looks so stupid, and they're trying to help them out.

[Co-host or Guest]

Also shouts out to guy, he was super nice, super respectful.

[Haley Karania]

Yeah, yeah. Of course there was.

[Co-host or Guest]

There was no reason for somebody to have to come intervene.

[Haley Karania]

No, I know, but. Well, no, they had to intervene because she looked so dumb.

[Co-host or Guest]

Well, yeah, but I mean, he wasn't doing anything wrong. Just from afar, I'm watching that interaction. I don't. I don't see anybody being threatened or anything.

[Haley Karania]

No, no. But I think you can assume now, if there's someone with a microphone at a pride parade, they're probably trying to get you.

[Co-host or Guest]

I guess if you do a Tanger parade, we'll have to go incognito.

[Haley Karania]

Incognito. I'll have a wig. I think we all have to go incognito. We can't look normal. We can't look cis. We have to look afab. Demisexual. Something. Well, maybe we have another year to figure it out, but these are the people, by the way, that claim that they're educated and our side isn't. You know, like every time an election year comes around, they always put that meme up. And it's like Massachusetts is the most educated state and Oklahoma isn't, and Oklahoma votes all red and Massachusetts votes all blue. And, you know, just because you're college educated doesn't mean that you're smart. All these people are likely college educated. They can't. They don't even know what fascism is. They don't even know why they're protesting. They're not even educated enough to come up with an answer for the reason why. They personally hate President Trump. They call him a fashion fascist. They have nothing to back it up. They don't even know how to. To define it. And these kinds of leftists are not educated. They are indoctrinated. And in this next case, very, very damaged and emotionally unstable woman is caught on camera. Watch this one. Oh, my God. Are in a cult. This is a cult.

[Co-host or Guest]

No, you're in a cult of death, right?

[Haley Karania]

Death to who?

[Co-host or Guest]

Like you're.

[Haley Karania]

Death to who?

[Co-host or Guest]

You're advocating for death to preborn children forever.

[Haley Karania]

Of their. This is insane.

[Co-host or Guest]

I don't even want me all over it, right? Yes. If you have something good to say and you're proud of it, you can say it and it'll end up on YouTube.

[Haley Karania]

You are a man. You do not get to decide what the. A woman does.

[Co-host or Guest]

Glad you can tell the difference.

[Haley Karania]

And you too should be ashamed of yourself, Period.

[Co-host or Guest]

Why? Women who love children. You.

[Haley Karania]

You too should be ashamed.

[Co-host or Guest]

See, if they had aborted a baby, they might be acting like you.

[Haley Karania]

I don't give a. You should be ashamed.

[Co-host or Guest]

So people who've aborted children are filled with guilt.

[Haley Karania]

Careful, zygotes. These women get to decide for themselves.

[Co-host or Guest]

You don't abort zygotes.

[Haley Karania]

Right about you.

[Co-host or Guest]

It's later on when you detect it. Did you murder a child?

[Haley Karania]

Yeah, three.

[Co-host or Guest]

So? So I've had three. That murder is what's making you feel this. It's evil that you committed, but there's forgiveness for it. Right?

[Haley Karania]

Okay, so that one was a little more contentious, right? She is yelling at these pro life activists. They've got signs out in the street and she says, you should be ashamed. She is pointing at the pro life activist. You should be ashamed. Meanwhile, she's drunk in the street, she's got a beer in her hand and she's screaming. The pro life activists aren't screaming. She is lashing out. She can't fathom women being pro life liberal women claim to support all women. Of course they don't. But they demand to be supported when they decide to end the life growing inside of them. And in this case, this woman claimed that she had three abortions. I feel very, very sorry for this woman. It is not talked about enough the emotional turmoil that some women face after they make this life ending life altering decision for their offspring and for them respectively. Some women have abortions and they don't care. They don't see it as a life. They justify it however they can. They move on, whatever. But I have also read heart wrenching testimonies from women who have had abortions who say it rips their heart out. They regret it every day. They cry. Decades later they go on to get married and have families and they are constantly reminded that their family could have been one person bigger or two or three. And they had a child that they decided not to bring into this world. And now they have to live with that regret. And I'm not going to pretend like I know what that woman was going through when she had three abortions. I don't know how she feels about them, but I do know that she's extremely triggered and defensive. You can tell that she is deeply emotionally disturbed. She's unable to have a conversation with pro life people who are exposing the truth about the decisions that she has made. And she seemed very intoxicated. Maybe it's bringing up those emotions for her that she wouldn't normally want to come up. And it's a shame that she is so aggressive and rude to these other women. But if I had to guess, it's because deep down that's probably how she feels about herself. Here's another man on the street interview that is going viral. This woman is just a little. She's a little more than ditzy. Watch. I feel like the homeless people on the street are pretty comfortable too. So, like, you don't really have to make anything. Do you live in New York? I do. And how much do you pay for rent? I don't pay rent. My boyfriend pays rent.

[Co-host or Guest]

Okay.

[Haley Karania]

Do you know how much he pays? An estimate, 8,000amonth. What neighborhood? The financial district. And what do you do? I am a real estate agent. What does that entail? So I sell buildings. How much do you make as a real estate agent? It always depends. Depends how much I work and of the deal flow, but could be as low as 70,000 and as high as a million. And what do you think is the minimum amount Someone needs to live comfortably in New York. The minimum amount. Yes. I mean, I feel like the homeless people on the street are pretty comfortable too, so, like, you don't really have to make anything. And what made you want to move to New York? I'm from here. I'm from the Upper east side, so that's a good one. That is when you are a producer and you're out in the street and you're trying to get interviews, you're like, that's gold. That is the gold at the end of the rainbow. You know, when you go out there, sometimes it takes hours to get good content. And then when you. You. When you are confronted with someone that stupid, it's like. Like, you literally, this is the. The gold at the end of the rainbow. This will go viral. And it did. So do we think that she actually works? No, because I think, you know, anybody

[Co-host or Guest]

who says, I can make 70 to a million dollars has. Has no concept of work. I'm so sorry.

[Haley Karania]

Well, she doesn't. I think she doesn't need to work because obviously her boyfriend is very wealthy and is paying her way.

[Co-host or Guest]

I'd venture to say a friend every once in a while says, hey, I have another friend who's trying to sell something. They just want to get it done quick. Come on in.

[Haley Karania]

Yep.

[Co-host or Guest]

Make the deal and be on your way.

[Haley Karania]

Yep. I think if she grew up on the Upper east side, I think her family's probably well off. She has no concept of working or what a dollar is, so. So she probably is very well off. Her family's probably helping her. Anyone who's paying that much in rent, they have help from there.

[Co-host or Guest]

If that's, like her, I assume it's this much. It's gotta be more.

[Haley Karania]

I think he's paying 8,000amonth. She has no idea. Honestly, I. I kind of strive to be that. Unbothered.

[Co-host or Guest]

Mildly envious.

[Haley Karania]

I'm a little envious. Like, she has nothing going on upstairs. She's not worried about a damn thing. She thinks that homeless people are comfy.

[Co-host or Guest]

Being dumb. Must rock just to be able to go through life and not worry about anything. Must be so nice.

[Haley Karania]

I don't know. I make. I make what I make. It depends on the deal flow. I've never heard that. The deal flow.

[Co-host or Guest]

The deal flow. It's because you don't have no deals flowing, I guess.

[Haley Karania]

Also kind of a stupid question when she says, I'm a real estate agent. Well, she also hesitated big time because she's like, well, I don't really work, but I have this, you know, so she has. What do you do? Real estate agent. What does that entail?

[Co-host or Guest]

Well, yeah, that was a lame question.

[Haley Karania]

Well, what do you think it entails? You could say, what kind of real estate? You know, you could be a commercial

[Co-host or Guest]

real estate in their head.

[Haley Karania]

But I sell buildings.

[Co-host or Guest]

Okay, did not disappoint.

[Haley Karania]

Okay, so I kind of love her. But she did say that homeless people are comfortable. Again, this is coming from someone who doesn't pay rent and she gets to live in a very, very expensive apartment. And she's very comfortable. I don't think she's ever been uncomfortable a day in her life. And to say that the homeless people look comfortable, you have to be an extra level of out of touch. I mean, that is truly diabolical to say that that's diabolical. But the Internet kind of loved her. It's sort of like she's this figure that you love to hate. So this. I was scrolling and I, I recognized her, of course, from this interview. And then I scrolled and I, I saw this dumb girl. Thirst Trap edit. So people like her. I feel like the homeless people on the street are pretty comfortable too. So, like, you don't really have to make anything. I love her. I hope she's doing okay. I think she is just about to

[Co-host or Guest]

say, I think she's golden.

[Haley Karania]

I think she's okay. If it wasn't going okay, she wouldn't know. So good for her. This next one, this guy, I think he's a little confused, but he says that tall, dark and handsome means something else. Now watch.

[Co-host or Guest]

I think tall, dark and handsome has lost its meaning. I was talking to this young lady and she said her type is tall, dark and handsome. And I was like, who's an example of that? I'm curious. This girl gonna say Jacob Elordi. Elordi, Jacob. Tall, yes. Dark. Under what circumstances? He looks a little bit bright.

[Haley Karania]

Let's go.

[Co-host or Guest]

Tall, bright and handsome. Tall, dark, That's a stretch.

[Haley Karania]

And handsome meant black.

[Co-host or Guest]

We were doing the same exact thing. I was like, I don't think so either.

[Haley Karania]

I. I thought that tall, dark, and handsome just meant like a tall, handsome, dark hair, brooding, maybe dark features. But it had nothing to do with his skin tone. I mean, someone who's tan or someone who's black can be tall, dark and handsome. But I never thought that it had. Being black wasn't a requirement.

[Co-host or Guest]

It's mostly hair color. Historically, that's what I thought. I'm reading.

[Haley Karania]

Yeah. So Jacob Elordi certainly falls under the tall Dark and handsome category, considering I think he's 65 and he has dark hair, dark features and he seems like the kind of guy that would get a nice tan. Everyone in the chat agrees it's dark hair, dark hair, dark hair, dark hair. I agree. So this guy, I think he's feeling left out. I think he's really, he's like fishing for compliments. He wants someone to call him tall, dark and handsome. And he is handsome. He's not an ugly guy. I think he's just fishing for compliments, honestly. But it's, it's not about race. I would say. There was a guy, an actor, I just looked him up. He played Enzo in the Housemaid with Sydney Sweeney. But he played the, the landscaper in that movie. And he is an Italian actor. Michelle Moroni, I think Moroni, I don't know how to pronounce it. He is tall, dark and handsome.

[Co-host or Guest]

This is the housemaid, correct?

[Haley Karania]

Yes.

[Co-host or Guest]

Did you see it?

[Haley Karania]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest]

Did you like it?

[Haley Karania]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest]

Did you read the book?

[Haley Karania]

Yeah, I read all three.

[Co-host or Guest]

My wife took me and she didn't tell me what it was. I thought it was a rom com. I was pleasantly surprised that it wasn't a rom com. It was great. Although I was the only male there. But I had a good time. I'll do anything for movie theater popcorn.

[Haley Karania]

Yeah, I thought it was a great movie. And that's the actor that I'm thinking of. Like I would. He's tall, dark and he's a good looking guy. Yeah. So, yeah, I don't. It's definitely not about skin color. I mean, it could be, I guess, but I. Jacob Elordi is definitely tall, dark and handsome for sure. We've got a complainer on our hands. This woman is plus size and she's complaining about shopping in the good old US of A. She doesn't see. She's not represented. She feels 20, 26. We don't have much inclusive sizing. This is the Ann Taylor loft. I mean, where's the inclusive sizing? Like they hung up one thing that's

[Co-host or Guest]

like slightly plus sized.

[Haley Karania]

I know I live in Los Angeles, but this is kind of embarrassing, isn't it embarrassing?

[Co-host or Guest]

She answered her own question. It's Ann Taylor in Los Angeles.

[Haley Karania]

Right. And also she's embarrassing for. Who is she embarrassed? I don't, I don't. What is embarrassing about this? She thinks that Ann Taylor Loft should be embarrassed because they don't have any plus size mannequins in their window. And in the comment section, people were eating her Up. They were, they were sick of her. In the comment section they were saying, obviously the plus size clothing, they're inside the store. And they are not only inside the store, they have the smaller. It goes from extra small to extra large, extra extra, extra large, whatever. And they are in the back. So you gotta walk your fat ass into the store to get the plus size clothes. God forbid. You can't just. You can't just window shop and like seal this. Yeah, I gotta go inside.

[Co-host or Guest]

Do you. Did you ever shop at Altered State?

[Haley Karania]

Yes. Christian store?

[Co-host or Guest]

Yeah.

[Haley Karania]

You can leave little prayers. I love it.

[Co-host or Guest]

My friend used to leave his phone number in the prayer jar.

[Haley Karania]

Oh, come on. It's crazy.

[Co-host or Guest]

Why do you do that? And he said, because I want to meet a Christian woman. It wasn't a terrible idea, but that's not the point. I just distinctly remember, didn't they have their own standalone plus size store that was like a sister store?

[Haley Karania]

I don't know, I think it was

[Co-host or Guest]

called Arula or something like that. But they closed it down because it's kind of bogus to like separate the two.

[Haley Karania]

Right, Right. Like you could just put the plus

[Co-host or Guest]

size in the store.

[Haley Karania]

Right. And to the point about the plus size mannequins or putting plus size clothes in the windows. There's got to be a reason for that. I think people want to. It's almost like an ideal. Like people want to see. People see small dresses and they buy the smaller size as like, I'll fit into this. You know, it's sort of like they. People dangle. Women do this, I think, I don't think men do this, but women kind of dangle the carrot in front of themselves. Like they buy an expensive dress that they can't fit into and. And it's like, I gotta stop eating. I gotta get it together to fit into this by a certain event or something.

[Co-host or Guest]

Me, every time I go into Nike,

[Haley Karania]

one day I'll fit into these running shorts, one day I'll fit into these sneakers. Yeah. So I think that there's gotta be something psychological. Businesses are very. They take money very seriously. They look into like food, restaurants, look into what colors to paint the wall. There's gotta be something about putting fat mannequins in a store that doesn't really get the people going. I would just.

[Co-host or Guest]

In la, that's not getting the people going in la. Right.

[Haley Karania]

But like, where would fat mannequins get people going?

[Co-host or Guest]

It's like.

[Haley Karania]

I don't want to say it. All right. The other day on the show we played this video of. I think her name is Stacy. She's a liberal. She's unhinged. But we kind of love her. Like, I kind of love her now. So this was the video that we played. Donald Trump, Jefferson, Adams, and Monroe all left the building on July 4th. Our big fat president is going to be speaking for two hours on July 4th in 107 degree heat because hell hath landed on the East Coast. You know what makes me happy? Thinking about the number four. I kind of love her. It's so. It's so unhinged. These people are totally. They are off their rocker. They want the president to die so bad. This woman, though, she's got a her. She's got her groove on. And when I played that video on the show earlier in the week, I said, what do they want? Right? What do they want? They want Vice President Vance so bad, and then they'll hope that he dies. Like, weird. They.

[Co-host or Guest]

The.

[Haley Karania]

The videos are just kind of strange. But I wondered, you know, for someone who gets so excited about Trump dying on the fourth that she's dancing, you know, she's got her music on. She's feeling herself. What happens when he survives? And of course, he did survive. And we have an update. I asked, you know, what happens? And this is what happens. Watch. Good afternoon. Bummed. It says Donald Trump, God damn it. That next time. There we go. And I wondered, you know, she's so pumped up for him dying. Like, is the vibe going to be a little more sad the next time? You know, she's just. She's staying positive. We'll get them next time. These people are sick. These people are sick. This next video, this is a little compilation that I found on TikTok of our lovely squad members and how they want to rewrite history. Watch. Black Americans really created democracy in this country. That's exactly right. How they literally made something from nothing. This Fourth of July, I say celebrate a black woman that you know, because whether it's an invention that she made or whether it's the very democracy that still hangs by a thread right now, there is a black woman to thank. Somalis have always seen as a fabric, has seen themselves as a fabric of this nation, that immigrants from all over the world, Somalia, India, wherever they're from, Latin America, Africa, that immigrants have built this country. You cannot talk about any achievement that the city of Boston has had in safety, jobs and economic development, in education, without talking about the Somali community. That's crazy. That's crazy. I remember playing Michelle Wu on the show. That's her name, right? The Boston mayor. I remember when she said that and we, we covered that on the show. These people are out of their minds. I mean, they really. They go to great lengths to rewrite American history without white people in it. When white people built this country, it just. It is what it is. It's a fact of life. You don't have to like it, but you can't rewrite history and say that, you know, the Somali community is the fabric of this nation and Boston would be nothing without them. I mean, give me a frickin break. Most of these are in defense of the Somali community. And, you know, she says that Boston has the Somali community to thank for its economic development. You know, they're not the fabric of this country. And unless you mean, you know, a bottomless expense of fraud and corruption.

[Co-host or Guest]

Ah, yes. The modern country of Somalia was formed on July 1, 1960,

[Haley Karania]

and they built our country. Isn't that crazy?

[Co-host or Guest]

They had a test run.

[Haley Karania]

They time traveled.

[Co-host or Guest]

Yeah. They test around here and they're like, ah, we nailed it.

[Haley Karania]

Let's go over to Somalia. Yeah, exactly. And that's why Somalia's and rice, Hailey. Exactly. It's kind of like bananas or rice, but not really. It's more than being bananas and rice, but yeah, I miss her. This next video is an AI rendering, of course, of what Kamala's America would look like. Watch.

[Co-host or Guest]

Oliver. Katie, are you ready?

[Haley Karania]

I still can't believe you got us into the 250th at the White House.

[Co-host or Guest]

Let's just say I know some folks in the Kamla administration admit.

[Haley Karania]

Fried pins for everyone. Wow, it's beautiful. It's the most Republican looking family I've ever seen in my life. Fouchy and his Ouchie.

[Co-host or Guest]

Please.

[Haley Karania]

Can I please transfer myself? Oh, honey, you don't need parental permission for that.

[Co-host or Guest]

America is problematic and racist. And racist.

[Haley Karania]

Oh, America.

[Co-host or Guest]

You're racist and you're bad. The worst country that the world has ever had.

[Haley Karania]

Abortion on demand. Is it a tent? How many gay people are getting abortions? What was that, Kamala? Oh, it's pretty amazing. I'm just glad that that's not our reality. It's fun to watch. It's fun to point and laugh. But I'm glad that we don't live that. I guess in some liberal states, some blue states and cities, you do kind of live like that in your own little woke bubble.

[Co-host or Guest]

Yeah, it's unfortunate. Yeah. Oh, well, that looked terrible.

[Haley Karania]

The crowds were bigger though. I will say in the AI rendering, they have more People. They had more people showing up. So, anyway, this is a video that has got me excited to get back out on the golf course. I haven't played in a little bit, but, you know, golf is a. Is a. It's a fun game. It's a dangerous game. Don't let anyone tell you it's not a contact sport. Watch.

[Co-host or Guest]

These guys drove their cart somehow off that ledge into the water. There's the cart seat, and now they're swimming to get their stuff out of the cart. You are. You were that drunk right here.

[Haley Karania]

How.

[Co-host or Guest]

No, how? There's the cart.

[Haley Karania]

Look at the cart in the water. It's sinking.

[Co-host or Guest]

Take your time here. Oh, my gosh.

[Haley Karania]

Could you imagine going for a swim?

[Co-host or Guest]

It must have jumped this curb right

[Haley Karania]

here

[Co-host or Guest]

and went down. Oh, yeah, look at. Oh, my gosh.

[Haley Karania]

Someone's shoe fell off the wheel, fell off the seat, fell off the carts in the lake. What? Ha. Someone said. I mean, this is. How does this happen? Is this too many beers? Is this intentional?

[Co-host or Guest]

For me, that's like two gin and tonics.

[Haley Karania]

That is. That is very scary. I. I wonder. I mean, they seem like they were swimming to get their stuff and they seemed like they were okay. Like maybe a scratch OR 2.

[Co-host or Guest]

You're 17 over and you're out of mulligans. Might as well drive it off the cliff.

[Haley Karania]

Yeah, I don't know. Maybe. Yeah, they had a bad, bad round, I guess. But that's a long. I mean, that's a cliff and they drove off the cliff. I wish that there was video of them falling off and driving off. It's like. This is out of a cartoon. It is straight out of a cartoon. And what. What do you think the fee is for ruining a cart and driving it off the cliff and all that.

[Co-host or Guest]

Couple grand in your membership.

[Haley Karania]

Yeah, I think you're not invited back for sure. I think, you know, you get the boot after that. Someone asked, where was this? I forget. I have to look back into my. My TikTok. Someone said it in the comment section. I'll find it. Speaking of reckless drivers, we talked earlier in the week about Paul Pelosi, who, you know, he's had a DUI before. And then on July 4th, you know, he blew 0.00. No alcohol in his system. But he hit another parked car and then kept driving. And his car was so damaged that his car gave out. And then he told the cops that, yeah, I think I hit something, but I don't know what it was. I didn't stop to. I didn't Care to stop to see what it was? I just kept going because I'm Paul Pelosi and I don't play by the rules. So I found footage of. Of Paul Pelosi. Not really. Two cars parked very close. Like, do you know how to put it in drive? Wait, you might want to move. Do you know how to put it in drive? He asks. And he does. And he drives straight into the Krispy Kreme. Can we watch this again? This is crazy. I mean, this guy is texting in the car. They're parked very, very close together. So I'm assuming the driver of the black car goes up to the white car and. And is like, hey, can you pull up so that I can pull out? This is very, very close. Looks like maybe a parallel park situation. Maybe. I don't even know.

[Co-host or Guest]

There's an empty parking lot.

[Haley Karania]

Yeah, I don't know what's happening. They could both drive off in their opposite directions and not have a problem. But he just decided to keep going and. And drove directly into the Krispy Kreme.

[Co-host or Guest]

Do you think he asked for a dozen hot and ready, or do you have to.

[Haley Karania]

Someone. Someone in the comments was like, that red light was on and they had some fresh donuts in there. And he was going, do you know how to put this in drive? He's like, oh, yeah, yeah.

[Co-host or Guest]

Abso freaking yeah.

[Haley Karania]

Now watch this drive. Now watch this drive. I'm going straight through the Krispy Kreme. It's insane. All right. I posted on X yesterday, and this video got me thinking of all the times that parents, they say little white lies to get their kids to act right. And this video is what prompted me to ask that question. So I asked on X yesterday if there was any. What are some little white lies your parents told you to scare you straight? Any parenting hacks you use on your own kids. And I said that, you know, when I was growing up, I thought that we would get pulled over if the interior light of the car was on. And it seems to be. That's not an original experience. Everyone sees. Seems to say that to their kids so they don't turn the lights on at night in the car. And it is not illegal to my knowledge, but everyone thinks it is based on this lie.

[Co-host or Guest]

Yeah, I think parents just don't want the reflection.

[Haley Karania]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest]

Or you fiddling with the lights.

[Haley Karania]

Right. Or it's like, just sit down and,

[Co-host or Guest]

you know, straight to jail.

[Haley Karania]

Stop touching anything. Or, you know, Santa's watching, so don't do this or that or what have

[Co-host or Guest]

you but he's not.

[Haley Karania]

So I. We'll get into it. We'll get into it. So you can drop me some in the chat. And while we play this video of this mom's white knot, can I tell you something? Do you know what that is? No. That was a little girl that didn't stay next to the mommy, so she got trapped here. And he doesn't have any eyes.

[Co-host or Guest]

No.

[Haley Karania]

When you get away from your mommy when you're shopping and you don't stand next to the shopping cart, the store steals you and turns you into a mannequin. Did all the little boys to turn out in the mannequin. Mannequin, yeah.

[Co-host or Guest]

Yeah.

[Haley Karania]

That's what happens when you get away from me. That's tell you to stay close so they don't steal you and turn you into that. What do you think? I almost was here, and they almost made me. I love how in the video he seems chill, he seems nonchalant, but he grabbed that card immediately. He walked in, he was like, oh, I don't want to turn into a mannequin. So I'm gonna hold my mom's cart, and I'm gonna stay right by her side. So I asked on X what everyone was saying, and someone said, if you take your shoes off without untying them, they are ruined, and you'll have to throw them away. That's a good one, you know, because I remember as a kid trying to slip my sneakers on. Slip your sneakers on. And then the backs kind of cave in and then they, you know. So I could see that that's kind of true. It's not even a lie. You will. You will ruin that.

[Co-host or Guest]

Y' all are no fun. Chat's all like, don't lie to your kid. No, you gotta lie to your kids. Just a little.

[Haley Karania]

You gotta lie to your kids a little. Someone says how to f up your kids. That's not gonna f up your kids.

[Co-host or Guest]

Have them read the wine line.

[Haley Karania]

They're gonna grow up. They're gon up. How is this any worse than Santa Claus? You know? Like, they're going to grow up one day and realize that you were lying, and that's okay.

[Co-host or Guest]

They're going to walk away to go get a bag of chips, and they're going to survive.

[Haley Karania]

They're going to forget or they're going

[Co-host or Guest]

to have a mental breakdown. Try to free all the mannequins. At one point in their life, someone

[Haley Karania]

said, eventually you will ruin them. Not right away, really. The. The strict today. Why More the chat is very strict. Today. So Jason X in Texas said, my wife used to tell the kids if the ice cream truck has music playing, it means they're out of ice cream. Loved that. Loved that one. That's so funny because when do you ever see an ice cream truck not playing music and it would never stop for you. So basically the kids are never getting ice cream ever. But that is funny because it's like you hear the, the, the music and then, you know, I remember as a kid, you hear the music, you run outside. Very exciting in the summer. I like it. MC Punk79 said in order to get me to believe, to continue to believe in Santa Claus, I would go to my grandmother's house first to open presents when I got home. And that's when Santa would visit our house. So I got to open more presents. Okay. That's not really, that's just a Christmas setup.

[Co-host or Guest]

That's not really.

[Haley Karania]

Yeah, this is your Christmas tradition. That's not really like a lie. Well, I guess it's a lie that Santa was at their house while they were at grandma's house. But someone said, don't cross your eyes or they'll get stuck like that.

[Co-host or Guest]

That's a classic.

[Haley Karania]

That's a classic. I remember it. I got a lot of those on X. People were saying that and I saw some in the chat as well. Someone told me to don't be. Someone told. Told me that I shouldn't be a mom because I, I will lie to my kids like this. Okay. Okay.

[Co-host or Guest]

All I know is they're not pulling, turning the light.

[Haley Karania]

All of these people are moms. Like, what? So I'm not allowed to lie to my kids. So I'm going to tell them, like they're not going to believe in Santa and all this stuff. Come on. These are, these are not lies. They're white lies. They're parenting hacks. Okay. I also remember being told to eat the crust of my sandwich on the bread and I would get curly hair and that's sort of like an old wives tale. But that was to get kids to eat their, their crust on the bread. But I don't know. Like, do people want curly hair? My hair is straight and it's very manageable.

[Co-host or Guest]

Should have eaten more crust.

[Haley Karania]

I know. Maybe it's because I didn't eat my crust. I don't know. Someone said, my mom, Christy said my mom hated when I'd roll my eyes. She used to tell me that if I kept rolling my eyes, they'd get stuck like that. A lot of getting stuck. Don't Sit close to the tv, Your eyes are going to get stuck. Your brain's going to melt. Things like that.

[Co-host or Guest]

Your brain's gonna melt.

[Haley Karania]

The boogeyman will get you if you get out of bed at night. If you swallow a fruit, there's a

[Co-host or Guest]

parent saying, if you get out of bed at night, the boogeyman's gonna get you. All right, I gotta draw the line somewhere.

[Haley Karania]

Yeah, I don't see anything wrong with getting out of bed at night. Unless they. They're like, leave us alone. You know, maybe the kid. I don't know.

[Co-host or Guest]

You don't know. People's stories, the whole thing, like training them to stay in the room.

[Haley Karania]

Willie. Willie in the chat said, don't swallow your gum. It stays in your stomach for seven years. I absolutely rem also remember that. And maybe this is true or not. I don't know. But spiders crawl into your mouth while you're sleeping.

[Co-host or Guest]

That's just like a scientific fact.

[Haley Karania]

Yeah. Yeah. Is that true, though?

[Co-host or Guest]

It's like two your entire life. No, I thought it was.

[Haley Karania]

I thought it was a lot. Yeah, I thought it was. Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest]

Like on average, like eight a year or something.

[Haley Karania]

I've never even seen a spider in my apartment.

[Co-host or Guest]

Jinxed. You're. You're donezo.

[Haley Karania]

I have no. I have no wood to knock on right now, but I'll remember if you turn on the lights, it costs $5 that they were doing their taxes when we knocked on their bedroom door. That's a good one. You don't want to knock on the door when people are doing their taxes. When you make a funny face, your face will stay like that. Someone else said that. Tara said my mom worked at the church where I went to school, Catholic school. And she always told me that for everything good you do, I'll never hear about it. For everything bad you do, I'll know. It's a good way to scare your kid into being a good kid.

[Co-host or Guest]

Yeah. It's just probably. That is kind of a normal parenting facto.

[Haley Karania]

Someone said you can't have any. Justin Cred in the. In the chat said, you can't have any coffee because it'll stunt your growth. That's another one that people say a lot. And I never really asked to drink coffee or wine as a kid. Josh, you just walked in front of the.

[Co-host or Guest]

The.

[Haley Karania]

The shot. There we were on our second shot on me. My goodness, we're running the opposite of a tight ship over here.

[Co-host or Guest]

We're having fun.

[Haley Karania]

We're having fun. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. The elf on the shelf is watching you do bad things. Yep. Yeah. Anyone else in the chat? Coffee may interfere with growth or some truth to that maybe.

[Co-host or Guest]

Yeah.

[Haley Karania]

I don't know.

[Co-host or Guest]

Feels like something. Coffee.

[Haley Karania]

I never wanted to drink alcohol. Like, I think my parents just told me, like, this is an adult drink. You can do it when you're older. And I never want. I don't know. When I was a kid.

[Co-host or Guest]

It doesn't taste good as a kid unless you're, like, putting tons of sugar now. False. I'm on cup, like, 18 right now. I feel great. My heart hurts. And my coffee or alcohol.

[Haley Karania]

Oh, I was talking about alcohol.

[Co-host or Guest]

Whoa.

[Haley Karania]

I was like, you're on your 18th cup of what?

[Co-host or Guest]

HR just text me and said, see?

[Haley Karania]

I was like, whoa, you're. Oh, no overdosing over there. All right.

[Co-host or Guest]

Jim Rome takes on sports. I will always have a complicated relationship with this game, but people evolve. So do sports. Do not make me regret this. Do not make me devolve back to. To that guy that so many clones wish that I still was. And do not embarrass the entire country. Now I can go back. I can get there fast. Lose tonight, and you got a real problem. Do not blow it. The Jim Rome show podcast.

[Haley Karania]

You've been warned.

[Co-host or Guest]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Haley Karania]

We have some blind reactions. Are these from Justin?

[Co-host or Guest]

Actually 50.

[Haley Karania]

50, 50. This is a joint effort. Okay. So I have not seen these videos, but we will. We will react.

[Co-host or Guest]

All right. Usually I have, like, a theme, but my feed's all over the place.

[Haley Karania]

I don't mind it. I don't need it. I don't need a theme. Hey, Trump. Hey. Still waiting for you to take up my challenge to cage fight you. Still waiting. You know, I've been practicing. I don't have to practice much, though, so if you don't take up my challenge, pretty soon, everybody's gonna think you're a. These people are unwell. Her shirt said clean up on aisle 47. And she. They always have the spiky short hair, and they always got crazy wacky glasses on. They look like wacky people. And of course they are. They're. They're wacky people, but they look at. And President Trump could take her out with his pinky.

[Co-host or Guest]

She's pretty athletic. Here's a.

[Haley Karania]

Here's another look at President Trump. He is a much larger man.

[Co-host or Guest]

She's been training in multiple areas, though.

[Haley Karania]

She has. All right. I don't. I still think that Trump can take her, but she is very coordinated. I guess if she should challenge President Trump to a hula hooping competition. I would say I would take her any day. I put my money on her.

[Co-host or Guest]

The athleticism. What the heck?

[Haley Karania]

Can we watch it again? Are these even real?

[Co-host or Guest]

Remember yesterday we were like, old people need to get hobby. That's a great hobby. Do that.

[Haley Karania]

Yeah, but she's not any like, crazy. Like we were saying, all these old people are out protesting because they have nothing better to do. But she's just as hateful and she can swing our hula hoop around her butt.

[Co-host or Guest]

For the record, there are two different people. One's a hula Hooper and one is a crazy Trumpy lady. They just happen to look very similar.

[Haley Karania]

Oh, those are different. I was like, wait, this is the same woman. That's crazy.

[Co-host or Guest]

Way too perfect.

[Haley Karania]

Oh, wow. That's crazy. Okay, next one. The way they drove into a firework.

[Co-host or Guest]

Oh no.

[Haley Karania]

Oh no. Oh my God. Crazy. Dude. Our Waymo just drove into a firework. Are we on fire?

[Co-host or Guest]

Dude,

[Haley Karania]

Are we on fire? She asked what would happen if it exploded under the car. Nothing.

[Co-host or Guest]

Probably nothing. I mean, it's not near the gas. I don't know. I have no idea. I don't know why I'm speaking like an expert.

[Haley Karania]

Yeah, why don't you?

[Co-host or Guest]

Shooting a firework in the middle of the road, Same question. I got no clue.

[Haley Karania]

It's fourth of July. People do dumb stuff. But this is why I can't get behind the Waymo thing. You know how I feel about the Waymo thing. But they have enough cameras going around the car. Shouldn't you be able to see any obstacle, whatever that obstacle is, shouldn't the Waymo know to go around it or to take a detour or something? I don't understand how. Because any other Uber driver that you call like a real human being is going to see. Oh, people are walking out into the street there. This, this is a street closure. We're gonna have to go another way. There are fireworks being set off in the middle of the street. We're not going to go this way. Wh. Don't seem to have that. Some of the chat said, what's a Wayo self driving car? And people are doing. It's like a self driving Uber or Lyft where you know, a ride share, whatever where you could pick up a car and there's no driver in it.

[Co-host or Guest]

Mine had cool loi beats though. It was very calming. We went to a botanical garden. No fireworks. No fireworks works well.

[Haley Karania]

That's good for you. But that would, that would.

[Co-host or Guest]

We'll get you in A waymo. One of these.

[Haley Karania]

That would scare me a lot. Mega chip in the chat says, no, thank you. I agree. How many blind reacts do we have?

[Co-host or Guest]

A couple more.

[Haley Karania]

Let's do it. For my clients.

[Co-host or Guest]

Nope, that's good.

[Haley Karania]

That's good.

[Co-host or Guest]

That's all that. That's all.

[Haley Karania]

All right. Gonna go hop on Zoom and get the session started. What session? What is. What is this?

[Co-host or Guest]

Woman Mental health check in?

[Haley Karania]

No, it's not.

[Co-host or Guest]

No, it's not. No. She's like a spiritual healer. Light reader.

[Haley Karania]

Light codes.

[Co-host or Guest]

Sounds like it's time for some on the ground reporting. Yeah. So light codes are doing numbers on my feed specifically because I keep watching all these videos. Laughing. So I got a lot of them. Not for you, but I. Keeping the light codes to myself.

[Haley Karania]

That's insane that people are paying for whatever the service that is.

[Co-host or Guest]

I did ask for a refund after she gave me a mylight reading, but.

[Haley Karania]

Oh, I'm sure some of the chat said, call an exorcist. Yeah, there's something about this that feels very dark.

[Co-host or Guest]

I like that she locked in and was like, time for the zoom call now.

[Haley Karania]

All right. Okay, I'm ready. It's crazy. Somebody. The chat said possessed. Demonic. Yeah. Scam.

[Co-host or Guest]

Yeah. Probably more scam than the other two, but yeah.

[Haley Karania]

All right.

[Co-host or Guest]

This one's diabolical.

[Haley Karania]

What is this?

[Co-host or Guest]

Red Eye flight.

[Haley Karania]

Oh, my gosh. No Fly list. No, you. You're on the no fly list Immediately. What the hell? On a red Eye, you have a. First of all, why did charging cords like that even exist? Unless maybe you're a DJ or something. Not even.

[Co-host or Guest]

What is the purpose doing numbers at every pilot gas station across the country? I don't know. I had a friend who had one of these, and we threw it away without him knowing.

[Haley Karania]

Don't people charge their phones at night? I wouldn't be able to sleep.

[Co-host or Guest]

Correct. Hence us throwing it away.

[Haley Karania]

Yeah. That's crazy. Oh, my gosh. On a red eye flight, I. I would maybe call, but is that. Yeah, I mean, that's more obnoxious than a light. I. I feel bad. I always take morning, Morning morning flights, like 6am Because I like to just get out. And usually morning flights don't have as many issues. Certainly no delays unless it's weather or something. So I always take early flights, and I feel bad because if I want to read and it's dark, like I don't want to be the one to turn the light on, even though I have every right to turn the light on, but I feel like that's rude. If people are trying to sleep, you know,

[Co-host or Guest]

red eye to me is a lights off scenario. You don't need to be reading your book. You don't need to be doing. We're trying to sleep.

[Haley Karania]

I agree with that. But what about 6:00am? I think people are also trying to free game. Free game because it's morning time.

[Co-host or Guest]

It's morning. Although I did take a 6am flight and somebody insisted on watching the sunrise with the window open. It was blinding.

[Haley Karania]

Yeah, but that's. This is the thing. You pay for the window seat. You get control over the window. So if you, if you want the window closed, then you got to pay for the window seat and you have that power. This is like the reclining debate too. The seats recline for a reason. And then people all get mad when the seats recline. And it's like what?

[Co-host or Guest]

I agree. If the person respect the integrity of the. The seat choice.

[Haley Karania]

If the person in front of me is reclining, I'm reclining. And if the person behind me has a problem with that, that's their problem.

[Co-host or Guest]

That's.

[Haley Karania]

If we all recline, then nobody's really reclined. We're all the same. And I guess the last person in the last row, but they're in a shitty situation anyway.

[Co-host or Guest]

Not a socialist, but only on airplanes. If we all recline, then we get the recline.

[Haley Karania]

Yes, exactly. Exactly. All right, next one. We're on the oddsbot right now. We got 30 in the clip. So what up, Terry? Hi, guys.

[Co-host or Guest]

Let Terry go home. Let Terry go at home. He just want to play the game. Little Fortnite, little Grand Theft Auto. Terry ain't built for this street. Terry wouldn't pop bread out the toaster. Okay, you talking about we got 30 in the clip. Terry got a pink ski mask on. It's no way y' all getting away with this. Terry Dallon from the rip. Terry you face in life.

[Haley Karania]

He did it.

[Co-host or Guest]

Terry on the drill. Why? Terry is too nice for this. He got church, he got Bible study later on. Terry ain't for all that shit. Terry. Terry cool. You know you about to change Terry life for the worse. Let Terry go on.

[Haley Karania]

Who's Terry? Who's Terry? The girl or him? The boy?

[Co-host or Guest]

The boy in the pink ski mask.

[Haley Karania]

And what are they doing?

[Co-host or Guest]

Going to rob somebody? Pretending to go rob somebody. 30 in a clip, 30 bullets in a mag.

[Haley Karania]

No, I thought that this was like a woman moving to Afghanistan again. I thought that she had her hijab on. I was very confused watching this.

[Co-host or Guest]

Totally different.

[Haley Karania]

Okay? I Was like, yeah.

[Co-host or Guest]

What? No, it's cool. We'll run it back.

[Haley Karania]

Okay. Right now we got 30 in the clip. Say what up, Terry? Hi, guys.

[Co-host or Guest]

Bitch. Let's let Terry go at home.

[Haley Karania]

Yeah. Hi, guys. He's so. He's so innocent.

[Co-host or Guest]

Take Terry home. Terry doesn't need to be there.

[Haley Karania]

No.

[Co-host or Guest]

At the Ops spot with 30 in the clip.

[Haley Karania]

No.

[Co-host or Guest]

Take him home.

[Haley Karania]

No, no. This is bad. Back it up. Terry go home. That's sad. All right, do we have any more? Do we have. Am I the a hole?

[Co-host or Guest]

Yeah, we could do one.

[Haley Karania]

We have time for one, I think. All right, we'll end on that.

[Co-host or Guest]

Do you. I like want to have you pick, but I don't. Do I want one or two blindly?

[Haley Karania]

We have five minutes left. Four minutes left.

[Co-host or Guest]

So I'll do it. I'll do the shorter one.

[Haley Karania]

Okay.

[Co-host or Guest]

All right. My daughter, 21, has been dating this guy, 24, for two years. It's fairly serious. He is from Mexico and has been in the US since he was three years old. He has a strange phobia of not wanting anyone to see him eat. And it is very real. I've literally never seen this kid put a bite of food in his mouth. Despite spending a fair amount of time around him, he is super thin, but doesn't look unhealthy. The problem is we will take them out to dinner occasionally for holidays or special occasions, he always orders a full meal. He will cut it up. He'll push the food around on the plate but not eat a bite of it.

[Haley Karania]

Does he take it home to eat it later in peace?

[Co-host or Guest]

After the meal, he will donate his leftovers to anyone else at the table.

[Haley Karania]

Wait, what?

[Co-host or Guest]

It's even worse when I make a home cooked meal and they come over. He does the same thing. Takes a full plate of food, loads it up, pushes it around, cuts it up, makes a mess with it, doesn't need any of it. Right into the garbage can. I'm starting to get enraged over this. He wastes a horrendous amount of food and I can't stand the money wasted. When we take them out to expensive restaurants and they go completely uneaten. It's even caused a few scenes with waiters who insist on asking him what is wrong and how they can change his order to make him happy. I've stopped. I've talked to my daughter privately and I've said, if he doesn't want to eat, that's fine. Just tell him to stop taking plates of food and ordering at restaurants. Her response is, but in his culture. It is rude for him not to take the food. I'm not asking him to do that. I find it so rude that he's willing to keep wasting our money. I agree on the food. Who's wrong in this situation and what should I do?

[Haley Karania]

Okay, who's wrong in this situation? Clearly the guy is in the wrong.

[Co-host or Guest]

But it's his culture.

[Haley Karania]

It's not. He's from Mexico and he came here when he was three years old.

[Co-host or Guest]

What if he's got a weird tongue?

[Haley Karania]

That's not his culture. Mexican people eat. Like, what? There's no. He's lying.

[Co-host or Guest]

That's crazy. To go with in laws to a nice restaurant and not take it to go. Clearly not take it to go. Be like, anybody want my meal that I've been dorking around with?

[Haley Karania]

What is. I'm confused. Like, what is he afraid of? He has to have some sort of anxiety, social anxiety about eating. But he needs to get help. But it seems like the girlfriend doesn't care.

[Co-host or Guest]

I want to know.

[Haley Karania]

I want to know what he eats and when he eats. Does he eat in front of the girlfriend? Maybe the girlfriend knows that he eats, but then he doesn't like to eat in front of other people.

[Co-host or Guest]

She lets him eat in private.

[Haley Karania]

That is weird.

[Co-host or Guest]

I mean, not only is that weird, it's not blowing my money on dinner.

[Haley Karania]

I think that's also rude.

[Co-host or Guest]

That's the part that's the crazy.

[Haley Karania]

That's why I asked. Is he taking it to go and then eating it later? Because then it's not wasted food. He's donating it to the table. Like, I don't need an extra meal for the table. We already ate.

[Co-host or Guest]

I'm not circumventing. Like, I'm going right to my daughter. And she says nothing. I'm asking him, I'm like, hey, dog, if you come out with us, you're not ordering anything or stop it.

[Haley Karania]

Eat it or don't come.

[Co-host or Guest]

Exactly. They should split a meal. Everybody's happy. He gets to order food. She gets to eat all of it.

[Haley Karania]

Right.

[Co-host or Guest]

Families have. They should split it.

[Haley Karania]

Screw that.

[Co-host or Guest]

I don't want to eat.

[Haley Karania]

They should break up.

[Co-host or Guest]

Oh, that.

[Haley Karania]

I think they should break up. This is not a man.

[Co-host or Guest]

He is a man. And he's eating privately.

[Haley Karania]

Someone in the chat said, Jeffrey Dahmer. Like, he. Someone else said he has a split tongue. Maybe. Yeah, maybe he's got something. Weird dental issue, weird chewing behavior. But again, these are all things that you can fix. For the most part, he's a vampire. Someone says, Someone said, kick him to the border. Buy your own food. This guy's a freak. I don't know what his problem is, but I think about he has to get help. He also seems like he does not want to change this behavior. It is clearly not normal. He is clearly experiencing some kind of food anxiety, but he doesn't seem to care and the girlfriend is enabling it.

[Co-host or Guest]

I feel like in most situations it's the exact opposite. When I go over to an in laws or get invited to. Especially when I was a kid and would go over to other kids families, how I would try to eat as much as humanly possible to say thank you for making me food. And I like it.

[Haley Karania]

Oh really? I feel like gorge myself.

[Co-host or Guest]

But I wouldn't not eat something.

[Haley Karania]

I would eat a normal amount. But if I'm going out to dinner with someone, I'm not ordering the most expensive thing on the menu. I'm not ordering a full meal if I'm not going to eat it or if I'm not going to take it home and eat it later. I think there's just. He's probably in his own anxious world. I don't even know if he knows that he's being rude. But it's certainly not anything to do with his culture. Like that's a cop out. Oh, it's my culture. It's like, no, it isn't. You're a freak. It's not your culture.

[Co-host or Guest]

That family was really funny. They'd convince him to eat in front of him and then just berate him the whole time.

[Haley Karania]

Look at him. No, then he'd be really screwed up in the head. All right, well, I guess we've come to the conclusion that he's the a hole. But then what should the parents do? I think just not invite him out to dinner anymore.

[Co-host or Guest]

Yeah, sorry. They lock his plate at the dinner table.

[Haley Karania]

They can go bowling.

[Co-host or Guest]

You can't load that thing up anymore.

[Haley Karania]

They can go bowling next time.

[Co-host or Guest]

It's like when you sneak off to pay for the, for the dinner ahead of time. But instead of that you tell him he's gonna not make his dinner. He's gonna order the most expensive thing wherever. You don't bring it out.

[Haley Karania]

Yeah, don't make it. Don't charge us.

[Co-host or Guest]

He's not even gonna touch it and he's going to give it away.

[Haley Karania]

And then that's also so rude because it's like I feel like he thinks that he's doing the right thing by being like, hey, take it. You know, I'm not eating it, but, like, you guys have it. It's like, if they wanted it, they would have ordered it. This is crazy. I'm getting. I'm getting heated.

[Co-host or Guest]

I was like a tomahawk steak. Would you mind. Go ahead and boxing that up and giving it to somebody over there?

[Haley Karania]

Yeah. Oh, my goodness. If he was donating it to someone, like a homeless person, I'd be like, that's at least nice. And that's not waste worse.

[Co-host or Guest]

I'm at least going to take it home. Yeah, okay. You didn't eat, dude. Give it here. I'll take it home, I guess. Homeless man.

[Haley Karania]

If he was donating it to someone who actually needed it, I would be like, okay, he's doing a good deed. But to donate it to the rest of the table who already ate meals that they paid for is crazy.

[Co-host or Guest]

Sorry, sweetie. You can't bring your. Your boyfriend along. He keeps donating to charity instead of eating.

[Haley Karania]

But it's not even charity. It's the family. Like, he's not even giving it to charity. That's what I'm saying. If he was giving it to charity, at least you would be like, just eat the food.

[Co-host or Guest]

There's no. We can't make excuses of what would be the only proper answer is eat the food.

[Haley Karania]

Agreed. All right. Thank you for scrolling along with me. You could follow me on social media at Haley Karania, and I'll see you right back here tomorrow.

[Co-host or Guest]

Bye.

[Haley Karania]

The United States soccer Federation presents the U.S. soccer Podcast. The place where I, Megan Klingenberg, a world cup expert, teaches you everything that you need to know for this summer's world cup.

[Co-host or Guest]

How special is it that we've been able to follow this young group of guys?

[Haley Karania]

It's been such a roller coaster of emotion.

[Co-host or Guest]

You can feel the intensity. Quite a bit of time, energy, effort, everything along the way on these guys making the country proud. And I think they will this summer.

[Haley Karania]

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