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Dark Brandon Returns - Hayley Caronia (Ep.164)
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In this episode of Nightly Scroll: I kick of a week of HAYLEYWEEN in costume, Biden has a dark outlook on America, Gavin Newsom pretends he grew up poor to pander, baby names are getting ‘violent’ & more
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Haley Caronia
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Joe Biden
Friends, I can't sugarcoat any of this. These are dark days. One of the only countries in the world. Time and again, it's come out of every crisis we face stronger than we were in that crisis. Everyone, after half a century watching this sometimes move to the brink before finding our true compass again. I still believe. I still believe we'll emerge as we always have, stronger, wiser, more resilient, more just so long as we keep the faith. Remember who in God's name we are.
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Haley Caronia
So I, I read an article about this because he's doing this speech and, you know, like I said, he, he thinks that, you know, America's bleak right now. He said, it's dark right now in our country. And here's what the article that ABC did said Biden listed examples in this speech of people who are standing their ground against threats from the current administration, citing the example of federal employees who resign in protest and universities and comedians that have been targeted by Trump. This is what he said. The late night hosts continue to shine a light on free speech, knowing their careers are on the line. So President Trump, he says, you know, things are looking bleak because he claims that President Trump is cracking down on free speech. Well, it wasn't under, you know, President Trump's administration, where the First Amendment was under attack. That was the Biden administration. Now, Biden falsely ran on unity. He said that he would bring the country together. He didn't. He did none of that. He did the opposite. He divided us. He called Trump supporters garbage and he told unvaccinated people that they would die if they didn't listen to him. Here's a direct quote from the then sitting President of the United States, Joe Biden. For the unvaccinated, you're looking at a winter of severe illness and death for yourselves, your families and the hospitals you may soon overwhelm. Yeah, that's not, that's not spoken like a true president who's trying to bring us all together. So he also went on to say in that speech, so our message to every American is clear. There is action you can take to protect yourself and your family, wear a mask in public, indoor settings, get vaccinated, get your kids vaccinated, and get a booster shot when you're eligible. And he wasn't just suggesting the vaccine. His administration mandated it. People lost their jobs, their livelihoods because of it. And his administration and staff verbally abused Meta employees. Mark Zuckerberg has come out and since admitted that. We also know thanks to many people in the House Oversight Committee and Judiciary committees, these patriots on our side that have exposed members of the Biden administration that were literally telling MATA employees to censor people on social media who were talking about COVID 19 and they were putting out COVID 19 content that wasn't in line with with what the government was saying. So Biden was a tyrant, a tyrant that claimed to be pro free speech. And he wants us to all like kumbaya and come together. When he was the divider in chief, he was a liar and his sidekick Borders are Harris. As we know, she's been on her book tour attempting to sell a book called 107 Days After Her 107 Day Campaign for President, which was a total flop. And this is just an aside, but I did go to Barnes and Noble recently. This was not this weekend, but last weekend, and I had finished a book and I wanted to go pick up some more so we could play this video if you have it. I'm walking through Barnes and Noble and here's the mystery and thriller section. And 107 days by Kamala Harris is right under the sign. Why is 107 Days by Kamala Harris in mystery and thriller? It's kind of like adjacent to it, but right under the sign. So at first I was kind of like, that's weird. But then I thought about it and it really is a mystery how she came to be the nominee without receiving any votes from the American people. And it would be very scary if she had won. So that would be like all of us living through a real life thriller. But yeah, this really scary part is I don't think she's done with politics after all. She did an interview with the BBC and here she is saying that she's not done.
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BBC Interviewer
Watch in terms then of what is next for you, you write very powerfully about the differences that many women have made to your life, whether that was your meeting with Angela Merkel or the experience of growing up with your extraordinary mother or the stories of your baby nieces, Amara and Leila. When are they going to see a.
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Kamala Harris
Woman in charge in the White House in their lifetime? For sure. Could it Be you? Possibly.
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BBC Interviewer
Have you made a decision yet?
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Kamala Harris
No, I have not.
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BBC Interviewer
But you say in your book I'm not done.
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Kamala Harris
That is correct. I am not done. I have lived my entire career, a life of service and it's in my bones. And there are many ways to serve. I've noticed decided yet what I will do in the future beyond what I am doing right now.
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BBC Interviewer
But you've been very clear that it's a possibility you might run again to become president. And in my experience interviewing politicians, when someone says I'm not done, it means they are thinking seriously about running. But when you look at the bookies odds, they put you as an outsider even behind Dwayne the Rock Johnson. I mean, is that underestimating you?
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Kamala Harris
I think there are all kinds of polls that will tell you a variety of things. I've never listened to polls. If I listen to polls, I would have not run from my first office or my second office and I certainly wouldn't be sitting here in this interview.
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Haley Caronia
Well, maybe Kamala Harris should start listening to some polls because it would save us a lot of Kamala Harris word salads. But I did think it was very funny that this BBC interviewer did not let her off the hook. The BBC interviewer was saying, you know, just so that, you know, the bookies are saying that Dwayne the Rock Johnson is more popular than you are. That is so embarrassing. And now not only is Kamala Harris not done, Kamala Harris is also not finished. She's still speaking. Listen to this.
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BBC Interviewer
Latinos in some numbers moved across to Trump.
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Haley Caronia
You stayed in your comfort zone, didn't you? That was the Democrats problem.
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Kamala Harris
I received 75 million votes from a variety of people.
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Haley Caronia
But in the electoral College you were.
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Kamala Harris
I'm not finished. I'm not finished.
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Haley Caronia
I'm not finished. I hate when she says that. It's so annoying and it's such a cop out. We all know this. She doesn't want to answer these questions. She doesn't want to answer tough follow up questions about what she did wrong, why she lost as badly as she did. She says this lie that it was like the closest presidential race in the 21st century or something. What are you talking about? Donald Trump blew her out of the water. Every swing state. He won the electoral college, he won the popular vote, he wiped the floor with her. I don't know if she just, if she keeps telling herself the lie that maybe it'll become true to her. But as we know, she doesn't answer tough questions which is why she didn't win. You have to be an effective communicator. And she cannot communicate regardless. But she certainly couldn't communicate her platform. She could barely get through friendly interviews when she was on the campaign trail. And even then, you know, CNN in 60 Minutes, they had to tape the interviews. They weren't live. They had to edit her to make her sound coherent. But Congressman Eric Swalwell has a new standard for the next Democrat president. Let's pull this up on X. Here's what he had to say about the next president. He's got a bone to pick about this new White House ballroom. He says this, don't even think about seeking the Democratic nomination for president unless you take a pledge to take a wrecking ball to the Trump Ballroom on day one. What is their problem with the ballroom? What is their problem with President Trump renovating the East Wing? Well, it's because it's Trump. You know, I covered last week on the show, Hillary Clinton was like, you know, this is the people's house and it's not his house, it's your house. I mean, really, her husband defiled the Oval Office and then she stayed with him. That's embarrassing to do in the people's House. But whatever. Obama built a basketball court that doesn't benefit anyone except him. I mean, it's not like people come and visit the White House and go shoot hoops. It's, it doesn't do anything for the people. So if we're, if Democrats are claiming that, you know, what these renovations are supposed to do are supposed to benefit the people, then President Trump's benefit is, or President Trump's renovation is the only one that will really benefit more than himself. And also, Obama's basketball court, as we know, is paid for by the taxpayers. It was a government funded project. And as we know, President Trump's ballroom is going to be paid for by him personally and by private donors. So it will not come out of the taxpayer's pocket, which I'm grateful for. But I will say the ballroom is much more useful than a basketball court or the bowling alley that Nixon put in or any of those things. And you know, most people complaining, by the way, a lot of these like leftist loser grifters on X, they're never going to be invited to the White House anyway. They've never seen the East Wing. They've never seen the West Wing. They'll never go to the White House in their whole lives. So they're just complaining because it's Trump and they're complaining about this. They call it, the demolition. Because obviously they are demolishing the east wing to rebuild it and to rebuild this ballroom. But they're acting like they're just going to leave a pile of fricking dirt on the ground and not do anything with it. Like he's demolishing the White House. As if, you know, the builder in chief is just going to let it sit in disrepair or they've never seen.
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Co-host/Guest
A construction site before.
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Haley Caronia
Yeah, it's just totally ridiculous. So, you know, the Democrats are just pissed off and you know, I told you last week that Hakeem Jeffries is going to launch an investigation into what he thinks is a pay for play scheme. He thinks that the donors, the private donors that are donating money for this ballroom or you know, they're going to get something like one hand washes, the other kind of thing. You know, I scratch your back, you scratch mine. And now Elizabeth Warren is using this as ammo in her battle against big business and billionaires. You know, she hates billionaires. So this is what she put on X she's talking about, you know, what do these corporate donors expect in return for their money? It looks like bribery for special favors from the Trump administration. And people on this post were commenting, you know, what if, what do your corporate donors expect out of you? Elizabeth Warren? So she is concerned that Google and Apple, they are, you know, donating money to this ballroom. And Google and Apple are some of Elizabeth Warren's top campaign donors donating tens of thousands of dollars. So if she has a problem with Google and Apple donating to political causes, she should give that money back. Pocahontas, if this is dirty money to you, if taking money from Google or Apple is like dirty money to you, and you assume that if you take money from Google or Apple, then you have to do something for them in return, then expose what you were doing in return to Google and Apple or give the money back. I mean, how do you take yourself seriously demonizing these corporations and capitalism and then you take their money? Totally hypocritical. But as we know, that's the Democrats playbook. You know, I'm in the gym a lot. I need my joints to be working. I need to not be sore. I need my body to recover. I need to get good sleep. Sleep. So if you're like me and all of those things sound good to you, fatty 15 might help because we all want to feel younger, we all want to slow down aging. And C15 from fatty 15 is the first essential fatty acid to be discovered in more than 90 years. Fatty 15 co founder Dr. Stephanie Van Watson discovered the benefits of C15 while working with the US Navy and based on studies we know that when our cells don't have enough C15 they can age faster. Fatty 15 can help repair and protect age related damage to cells and help activate pathways in the body that support our overall wellness. Fatty 15 is a science backed, award winning, 100% pure C15 C15 supplement that comes in a gorgeous reusable jar. I love it. I'm having so much more energy since Fatty Fatine sent me some to try and it's helping me get through my long days. And not only that, I fall asleep really fast and I feel like I fall asleep hard. I get like good quality sleep and I wake up feeling refreshed and Fatty 15 is on a mission to optimize your C15 levels and help support your long term health and wellness, especially as you age. You can get an additional 15 off their 90 day subscription starter kit by going to fatty15.com scroll and using code scroll at checkout. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat or cure or or prevent any disease. Let's be honest about our morning routines and real convenience without sacrificing quality. You already know I'm a huge fan of blackout coffee. I drink it every day. And if you need that caffeine fix fast in the morning, their coffee pods are a total game changer. These are not your average grocery store pods. Blackout pods are packed with fresh roasted bold coffee made right here in Florida. And they work with single serve pod brewers so it is fast, it is easy and it is actually delicious. I love all of their flavors and they're wonderful. They've got everything for every season. They've got cinnamon, pumpkin spice. I mean awesome. They've got like a Christmas holiday blend. Very good. So if you like a flavor, they've got something for you. If you like something strong, they got something for you. However you take your cup of coffee, they're going to have something that you are going to love. So whether you race out the door, you're juggling kids, you're juggling calls at work. This is going to be your new morning lifesaver. And the best part is you don't have to live in Florida to get Florida fresh coffee. They ship nationwide and you can have it at your door in just days. Head to blackout coffee.com scroll and use code scroll at checkout for 20% off your first order. All right so President Trump said this last week and it got people in the mainstream media all fired up, but he said, we're going to kill the cartels. Watch this.
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Tom Nichols
Mr. President, if you are declaring war against these cartels and Congress is likely to approve of that process, why not just ask for a declaration of war?
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Haley Caronia
Well, I don't think we're going to.
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Tom Nichols
Necessarily ask for a declaration of war. I think we're just going to kill people that are bringing drugs into our country. Okay. We're going to kill them.
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Haley Caronia
You know, they're going to be like, dead.
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Tom Nichols
Okay.
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Haley Caronia
Yeah, yeah. I love it. I absolutely love it. Of all the things that we voted for, getting rid of cartel members in any way possible, that's on the list. This is what I voted for. Especially because President Trump is synonymous with border policy, with building the wall, with closing the wall, with protecting our borders. This is all very important to Trump supporters. This is all very important, by the way, to most Republicans, I would say, even the RINOs, even most level headed Democrats, Democrats of like the 1990s and early 2000s would say, or even the late 2000s, basically before Trump would say, we need to secure our southern border and all of our borders. Because if you don't have a border, you don't have a country, you don't have safety, you don't have, you don't have any of that. You don't have security. So this is very important to most people with a level head. Right. And as we've seen, the Mexican drug cartels trafficking women and children across the border for money. They are trafficking drugs across the border to kill us slowly in all of our communities. You don't have to live in a border city. You don't have to live in a sanctuary city. You don't have to live in California, New Mexico, Arizona, Texas. You can die from fentanyl anywhere. And where is that drugs? Where is all that coming from? The Mexican drug cartels, and they're bringing it across the southern border into this country. So I fully support President Trump doing whatever he needs to end that, to make us safe, to make us safe again, to protect us, and to close the border that Biden opened. Okay, so that's where I stand on all of it. But listen to how MSNBC is interpreting this. Watch.
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MSNBC Commentator
Basically, the President and I want to kind of foot stomp behind Paul here about a plan. The American President has said, I can point the US Military any place I want and kill anyone I want. That eventually is going to become a principle in the domestic use of the military. He is acclimating people to the notion that the military is his private army, unconstrained by law, unconstrained by norms, unconstrained by American traditions. And that I think. I don't really think this has anything to do with drugs. I mean, sometimes I wonder how far he's going to go to stop the release of the Epstein files and how many distractions he's going to throw at us. But this is about getting out from under his already dismal record, his record low approval ratings, his struggling with a scandal, and he is now saying, I am going to acclimate the American public to the use of military force anywhere I deem it appropriate under any circumstances. And I may. Well, the President may be thinking, I may well have us in a war by the time the elections roll around, which will enable me to say, any opposition to me and my party is basically treason and unpatriotic.
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Haley Caronia
Tom Nichols, your brain and my brain have gone. I love how she's not biased whatsoever. Your brain and my brain have gone to this very same place that President Trump is just going to be on a fricking killing spree. And you know what's crazy? First of all, when Democrats claim that they care about the Epstein files, it's rich. It really is rich. Because we've been caring about this for a long time. If you're on the right side, and I mean literally the right side of history, but if you are on the right side, politically, we've been sounding the alarm about human trafficking, child trafficking, Save Our Children, all of this for years. For years. This was something that President Trump campaigned on, by the way. This is something that I would say most Republicans are for. And remember that movie, what the hell is it called? Sound of Freedom? That movie, Sound of Freedom, about the child trafficking organization. And you know, when Republicans were making videos about this, like, I went to go see it, I made videos about it. People on the left were claiming that it was a hoax, that child trafficking is just like, not a thing and it's not happening. Like, that was the left's response to that. Which is so odd because you can literally go to, like, any government website, dhs, FBI, and you can get stats like legitimate, horrific stats on human trafficking and child trafficking, which is. It sounds like a third world country problem, but it is happening here, unfortunately, at alarming rate. So we've been sounding the alarm about this forever. Democrats have been calling us, I don't know, like hoaxers because of it. Now all of a sudden, they want to know about Epstein because they think that Trump's in the files. But again, if he was in the files in any way that, you know, they could have used to get Trump, they would have done it. So we already know that that's just a lie. So now they claim that like anything that President Trump does or this administration does is a distraction from Epstein. Also them claiming that President Trump is just going to go around and like kill anyone he pleases, including American citizens, and wage a war with. I don't know who. They just said, like, President Trump's going to wage war, like, okay, like on us.
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Co-host/Guest
Isn't this exactly on liberals? And this exactly what we've seen media do to Trump. He, he said with no, like, you played the clip? Yeah. It said, I want to get rid of cartels. And so that got connected. Cartels, which are drugs and people and money, across the border. He connected that to waging war in random streets in the US and the Epstein files in one minute and a half. Sound bite.
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Haley Caronia
So according to the left, Donald Trump is a murderous crazy person. And according to Jasmine Crockett, he is racist. Listen to this.
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Jasmine Crockett
Like, I'm gonna just call a thing a thing. Like this administration is racist, that he has always been a racist and that is what we are enduring in this country. Let me give you some facts behind this racism. And they get mad when I say the things that I say, but I will not stop speaking, speaking the truth. Number one, I said that what we were experiencing in this country felt like what I would imagine slave patrols to look like. And frankly, anybody that knows anything about slave patrols, this is exactly what it was like. We're talking about lawless people that are going around with no warrants or anything. And it's all about rounding people up and disappearing them. That is what's currently taking place. And interestingly enough, even though modern day policing was born out of slave patrols, when I was speaking with one of my friends who is a federal law enforcement officer, he told me that one of the things that he has observed is that the culture is created at the top. And when I think about it, it absolutely makes sense. If you have somebody at the top that will not tolerate the types of things that we're seeing and then maybe those under you won't do it. But we know that we have a racist at the top. He has called himself the head law enforcement agent in this country and therefore everybody has decided that it is okay to take off their hoods and mask up as ICE agents.
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Haley Caronia
Okay? So not only are ICE agents being labeled as the Gestapo, Trump's secret police, and now slave patrols and people in hoods, as Jasmine Crockett puts it. I mean, attacks on ICE agents are up more than a thousand percent since this time last year. And ICE agents are not racist. The Trump administration is not racist. It's just, it's a stupid claim. But ICE agents are not targeting people based on their skin color. They're targeting people based on their documentation, status. You can be whatever color you want. You can be green. You can have scales. As long as you have your papers, you're fine. As long as you come into this country the right way, you're fine. Nobody is being disappeared. The people who are being detained are breaking the law. But she claims that ICE agents are engaging in thuggery. If law enforcement is engaging in thuggery, then what word or words would you use to describe protesters who throw bricks into Gucci to loot a pair of sneakers in the name of social justice? Because if ICE agents are thugs, then what is that? If law enforcement is engaging in thuggery, then what would you describe the protests of 2020 when Black owned businesses were burned to the ground? If ICE agents are thugs, then what the was that? And she brings up a good point about a. Masked agents, right? ICE agents have to be in masks, and nobody would have to be masked if the left weren't doxing them and threatening their lives. So anytime a liberal complains about that, they should just look in the mirror or look at the protesters on that side of the aisle that routinely resort to violence against law enforcement, throwing bricks at their heads, threatening their families. If you don't want law enforcement to wear masks, then don't threaten them because they didn't always wear masks. But they're wearing masks now based on how the left is treating them. Anyway, Gavin Newsom, he's, I guess, campaigning, I would say.
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Co-host/Guest
This pot, this podcast, what all the smoke, it's, it's a culturally, like, relevant podcast. And it goes from like a Stephen A. Smith kind of thing, right? Because it's, it's. But these two guys, just some context, are ex NBA basketball players. So he's trying to be. This is cool gaff.
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Haley Caronia
He's fitting in. He's code switching again. This is why Kamala Harris, remember she said that she picked Tim Walls because he could code switch and talk to white guys. Gavin Newsom is now a white guy who's trying to code switch and talk to black guys.
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Co-host/Guest
Anyway, that's what it looks like.
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Haley Caronia
The first clip. This is Gavin Newsom saying that anti woke is anti black. Listen to this 60s world.
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Tom Nichols
You got the Supreme Court talking about getting rid of the Voting Rights act, and that's very real. Yeah, that may likely happen in just a matter of months. I mean, they're rewriting history, censoring historical facts. It's a unbelievable moment. All this anti woke stuff is just anti black, period, full stop. All the crt, esg, DEI stuff. That's all this is. It's this Great purge, and it's happening in real time. And I'm just. I'm sitting here and I feel like, you know, luckily I'm governor, but, like, we're not doing enough. We're not calling this out. We're not drawing a line here. And again, it's not about Democrats or Republicans. It's about who we've. Right, man. Yeah, right. Goddamn wrong. Daylight and darkness.
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Haley Caronia
Someone in the chat said, watch the hands. He's like, yo, yo, yo, my name.
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Co-host/Guest
Is Joe Rapper Newsom.
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Haley Caronia
Little Newsom. Little Newsom in the house.
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Co-host/Guest
Lil Newsy. What's the. What's the purpose of. Of. Of this, though?
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Haley Caronia
Like, where. Who are you?
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Co-host/Guest
It's his base. Like, who are you?
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Haley Caronia
How do these guys not. How do these guys not call him out to his face? Like, you're literally acting black. Like, don't. The left. The left hates that. They always call out cultural appropriation. Like, Gavin Newsom is sitting on this podcast, appropriating black culture, and they're like, okay with it. He's also saying that dei getting rid of DEI is racist when, as we know, DEI is racist because it forces you to look at black people as if they're less than, which is racist. So, anyway, but here is Newsome, debuting his black scent, if you will.
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Tom Nichols
But also, you know, it was also about paying the bills, man. And it was just, like, hustling. And. And so I was out there kind of raising myself.
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Haley Caronia
Yeah, right.
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Tom Nichols
Turning on the tv, started, you know, just getting obsessed. Know, sitting there with the, you know, the Wonder Bread and five stacks of, like, the White story. Come on, macaroni and cheese.
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Haley Caronia
Are you talking about me? Young yg. Yg.
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Tom Nichols
Every day. Every day in the backyard, just bouncing the basketball, throwing the ball against the wall until the ball is just, like, fraying, man, and you're yourself. That's it.
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MSNBC Commentator
Whole thing.
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BBC Interviewer
So just.
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Tom Nichols
And. And then, you know, then this student that was shitty students in the back with his head down all of a sudden started throwing the baseball a little faster than everyone else and started, you know, make a few Free throws. Because I was sitting there practicing 500 of them every damn night. And in high school, I look up in the stands, my dad's back up there, okay. And it's like, man. And then he's bringing his friends and, and you're captain of the team and you're like, gee, you know, and it just saved me and it got me into college.
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Haley Caronia
This is an SNL skit. This is an SNL skit in real life. The fact that again he's on this podcast and I think at that point in that last clip that we were playing, they get it like they're realizing that Gavin Newsom is full of shit. And he's literally the, the, the whitest, whitest piece of Wonder Bread. Talking about eating Wonder Bread, stacks of Wonder Bread sandwiches, eating macaroni and cheese, bouncing the basketball until it phrase. Man, bro, man.
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Co-host/Guest
The part about this little sis that like gets, gets like frustrating isn't. He didn't like he, Gavin Newsom was a pretty good athlete. I mean he was. All this stuff he's saying, I mean practice throwing baseball. Who cares about any of that stuff? That's not, he didn't grow up that way. Like he, he wasn't broke.
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Haley Caronia
No.
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Co-host/Guest
And that's the point. That sucks. It's like if you love ball and you're throwing a baseball around, every, every kid that wants to be an athlete throwing a ball up against the wall. That's, that's happens all over the country.
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Haley Caronia
This is called having a childhood.
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Co-host/Guest
Don't act like you're broke though. That's the thing.
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Haley Caronia
Well, here's the thing. Gavin Newsom was not broke. His dad was a big wig lawyer representing the Getty family. And you know, something tells me that when you grow up very wealthy, you're not eating white bread and macaroni sandwiches. Something tells me that they weren't worried about paying the bills and hustling, man. And something tells me that Gavin Newsome with two well off parents, you know, he wasn't raising himself. You had two well off parents.
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Co-host/Guest
But that's the, that's the thing. It's, that's the grift. He, he wasn't. Okay, you played ball, you practiced, you hustled, you did all that stuff. Like that's welcome to the club.
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Haley Caronia
Being an athlete, you have a normal, like a normal upper to middle class child, 100%.
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Co-host/Guest
But don't actually BS people trying to say regardless wasn't the case.
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Haley Caronia
Regardless of your socio economic status, every child in this country can probably say that they've bounced a basketball around. So here. This is Gavin Newsom's attempt at connecting with black people. I, too, have bounced a basketball. My black friends, you know it's okay to be white. I know Democrats don't feel that way, but Gavin Newsome, if you're watching, and I know you are, it's okay to be white. You can be white. And the worst thing that you can do if you're campaigning for anything is to be fake. It's much better to be genuine, to be authentic. Stop stealing President Trump's jokes on X and stop pretending to be black and stop pretending to be poor, because everyone knows that you're not. So just own it. You know, Zoran Mamdani doesn't really, like, pretend that he wasn't rich. He's just for the opposite.
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Co-host/Guest
That's what. That's what blows my mind is that dude is actually. He's saying what he thinks.
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Haley Caronia
Yeah. And it's hypocritical.
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Co-host/Guest
It's scary, but at least he's honest about it.
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Haley Caronia
Totally. Well, here's AOC and, you know, she was born in the Bronx. She grew up in Yorktown, a suburb in Westchester County. But she was raised by her Puerto Rican abuela. But as you know, I mean, I've listened to countless sorts of AOC speaking, as has everyone else, and she doesn't have an accent, but here she is putting one on to pander.
- [36:53]
Jasmine Crockett
Watch Jews escaping Holocaust, black Americans fleeing.
- [36:58]
Haley Caronia
State slavery and Jim Crow.
- [37:01]
Jasmine Crockett
Latinos then seek, seeking a better life, people standing for themselves, Asian Americans coming.
- [37:09]
Haley Caronia
Together in Queens, in Brooklyn, in the.
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Jasmine Crockett
Bronx, in Manhattan, in Staten island, in this country.
- [37:19]
Haley Caronia
So the same way that Gavin Newsom panders, AOC panders, as we know, she doesn't have an accent. She just does it so that, I don't know, Latinos in the crowd cheer for her. So Gavin Newsom pretends to be black. AOC really leans into the Latina thing. We remember President Joe Biden dancing to Despacito. Dr. Jill Biden, Sisa Pad Way girl. This is why you don't pretend to be something that you're not, because that's like the whitest. The whitest pronunciation ever. That's wrong. Hillary Clinton on the campaign trail. I've got hot sauce in my bag trying to pander to, I don't know, people who season their food. It's just totally insane.
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Co-host/Guest
I like hot sauce.
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Haley Caronia
I love hot sauce, but give me.
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Co-host/Guest
Some of the hot sauce.
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Haley Caronia
Hillary, she didn't have hot sauce in her bag.
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Co-host/Guest
She's probably laced with something that she's going to wipe everybody out with.
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Haley Caronia
Yeah. See, this is what Hillary Clinton looks like before she drinks her, her adrenochrome, her hot sauce in her bag. You know, she's got to have her cocktail of whatever so that she doesn't look like the lizard person that she is. But you know, these people, they just, they think that these minority groups are so stupid. They can't be falling for this. They just can't. I do have some good news before we get into scrolling time. So everyone remembers the horrific school shooting at the Annunciation Catholic School in Minneapolis, Minnesota. And it was shot up by a crazed trans person, as you remember. And unfortunately there were a dozen people who were, were injured and multiple people were shot, including Sophia Fortress. So I want to show you this video of the 12 year old girl. She had a bullet lodged in her brain and she has made a miraculous full recovery. So here she is coming back to school to see all of her friends. Watch. Here she is hugging all of her friends. They're crying. A little group, group hug, little group powwow, which is one of the most amazing things. And this recovery story is out of this world because her mom, Amy Fortress, is a pediatric critical care nurse in Minneapolis. And so when this shooting happened, a lot of the victims were taken there. And Amy Fortress went to the hospital, rushed into work to help the survivors. She had no idea that her daughter had a bullet lodged in her brain and that she was going to have to help save her own daughter's life. I can't imagine that. And after the surgery, that went well. But again, this is a risk, right? There's a bullet in her brain. The odds were not in her favor, but the family and the school community are so, so prayerful and so hopeful. And this just goes to show how powerful prayer is because the communities come together. They launched a GoFundMe and with, you know, two children dead, 18 injured, the chances of survival for this little girl were slim. And she made a recovery just before her 13th birthday. Anything is possible, anything is possible with the power of prayer. So I absolutely love that story. And one more quick nice update here is from Attorney General James Uthmeyer in Florida because there was a teacher here in Florida and she was for she was forcing her students at and faculty to address her as MX instead of M or misses and according to the Attorney General here in Florida, that is against Florida law. It is also against the school district policy because this is in Gainesville and it must stop immediately. So he sent this letter signed by The Attorney General saying this has got to stop. If you could click on it, I'll, I'll read some of what he said there. But his office received a complaint reporting about this teacher and you know, he says usage of MX must stop immediately for at least two reasons. First, it is apropos of biological nonsense. Florida schools should be teaching students facts, the truth. I can only imagine how mix Pythagoras would be. View this latest development in the county. Second, allowing this woman to force students and even other adults to use this fictitious appellation is intended to impart values that needlessly confuse innocent and impressionable children when they should be learning about math, history and science. I just. Amazing. Someone in the chat is asking, what is mx? Yeah, it's a good question. Mx, I guess is again, how does that make you not female or male? I guess because Mr. Is male and Ms. Is female. So they've gotta come up with something else for the non binary folks. I mean, it just does make you. Well, it makes me thankful that I live in Florida where things like this, if they are happening, they're gonna crack down and do something about it. But I think that people go into these fields, these like mentally ill, non binary people, they go into fields with children in some cases to groom them physically because that does happen. But I think they know that they can get away with more because kids aren't going to question you. It gives them this power trip, you know, this genderqueer person who thinks that their kitten self or I'm not a man, I'm not a woman, I'm something in the middle or I'm neither. They get to sit in front of or stand in front of, you know, 30 kids in a classroom and they're in charge. They get to tell them what to, what to say. They say, you must call me mx. And the kids can't say no because we're taught in school to listen to your teacher, listen, respect your elders, right? So then all these kids have to affirm the delusion of, you know, mx. But that's why these people go into schools, because they're not going to get pushback. And in most blue states, I'm sure there are anti discrimination laws where you have to call someone by their preferred pronoun, which to the Attorney General's point, not only are you imposing this on impressionable children, but you're also forcing other adults to call you this thing. It's made up. It's totally made up. Anyway, here's another one more story. One more story. Before we get to scrolling time. Sorry. There is an abortion clinic in Milwaukee and they are attempting to promote the business and raise money in a very disgusting way. They are holding a contest to name its new vacuum aspirator. So it says, name our new aspirator, donate $10 and suggest a name in the memo. The public will vote on their favorite name in two weeks. I don't. I don't even want to know what people are going to come up with. It's going to be so vile and disgusting. But here's the caption. We're excited to announce our first ever contest at Care for All. That's the abortion clinic. We received a very generous donation to purchase a new aspirator. The machine we use to provide abortion care. We want to hear from you with what we should name it. Why are we naming this anyway? It's totally insane. It costs $10 to submit a name and then in a few weeks we'll post the top names. Then you can donate to vote as well. Here's the kicker. Think of the bragging rights, street cred, and the boost on your resume when you tell everyone you named an abortion machine. What? The boost. The street cred. Your resume. What job would that. What employer would that impress? Who are you working for? Satan himself? If hell is hiring, then I would put that on my resume that I named an aspirator. But this is going to give you street cred. And people. I. I checked the website. People are donating. I only saw three donations, but people are donating. They want to name this aspiration. It's demonic. It's demonic. I know I'm dressed as a. A lizard person, but this is demonic. All right, let's get into scrolling time. All right? This little girl, I don't know what surgery she had, but she went under. She went under anesthesia and she woke up as Tony Soprano. Watch this.
- [47:29]
Tom Nichols
What?
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MSNBC Commentator
Of course she does.
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Haley Caronia
What's up?
- [47:44]
MSNBC Commentator
You seeing colors?
- [47:48]
Haley Caronia
Who the hell think you're talking to? Who do the hell you think you're talking to?
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BBC Interviewer
You know what?
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Kamala Harris
Your mom and dad sitting here, right?
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Haley Caronia
Bro, what are you talking. Why are you talking like that?
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MSNBC Commentator
Quit talking like that. Why are you saying it with an accent?
- [48:25]
Haley Caronia
I said what I said.
- [48:28]
MSNBC Commentator
You're gonna paint the town red.
- [48:31]
Haley Caronia
I'm gonna paint your face red like a tomato. You going to paint the town red? I'm going to paint your face red. She said.
- [48:44]
Co-host/Guest
What you say? This kid, what she was she Tony.
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Haley Caronia
Montana in a past life like Tony Soprano? She was. I don't know and people were in the chat or people in the comments were saying, you know, is her inner monologue Tony Soprano? Is she just like a mobster inside? And then she was under anesthesia and it just came out. Maybe she saw a video or a movie or something. People in the chat are saying maybe she'll. Maybe she's hearing it at home, but I don't think she is because the parents didn't have an accent like that. I don't know. Someone said, why would you post it on Tick Tock? It's funny. I think it's funny. Anyway, this next woman, she's upset that her EBT is going to get cut. Thank you, President Trump. This is exhibit A on why it needs to be cut. Watch this.
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EBT User
Under my EBT post, somebody asked, why are my nails done? And aside from the fact that, like, I literally got my nails done because I love Halloween and I'm not doing anything Halloween, and I haven't got my nails done in, like, two months. This isn't my job, and I really just want to do something nice for myself. Are poor people not supposed to do things? Like, I never travel, I've never been out of this country, and I want to go bad, and me and my husband were going to try and make it happen, like, by January, February, and now we got this court case shit, and we can't leave the motherfucking state. Well, he can't. I can't. I'm not leaving without him. What the hell? So it's just like, do you think that poor people never go on vacation? Do you think that poor people just never do anything for themselves?
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Haley Caronia
Yeah, they do.
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EBT User
They do. We do.
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Haley Caronia
We do.
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EBT User
And we deserve that, especially. I'm not gonna say especially me, but a person such as myself who the little bit of energy and resources I do have largely goes to helping other people. Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and get my nails done when I feel like it. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Jasmine Crockett
Hi.
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Haley Caronia
Okay, so the nails that she has are similar to mine. Like, I. I have long nails. These are my natural nails, but I have builder gel on top. It's expensive. She probably has acrylic nails. That costs a lot of money. Depending on where you live. It could cost anywhere from $80 plus. And she had a lot of designs going on on her nails. So if I had to guess, those nails cost somewhere around a hundred doll. And I wouldn't be shocked if it was more than that. And she asks in the video, are poor people not supposed to do things well, poor people can't afford to do things like that. So if you can't afford food, then you're supposed to be using the money for food, not using government assistance to feed your family. And then whatever little money that you do have goes to your nails. Because she claims she deserves it. No, if you can't afford something, that's fine. You don't get to have it just because you deserve it or you want it. You have to cut yourself off.
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Co-host/Guest
And she say something about going out of the country.
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Haley Caronia
She wanted to go. She says, I, I'm poor, but I want to travel. I want to. I want to go out and see the world.
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Co-host/Guest
She ain't the only person that wants to travel. I want to see the coast of Spain.
- [51:48]
Haley Caronia
I haven't been to Europe in a, in a hot minute. I would love to go to Europe.
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Co-host/Guest
One more time than I've. No, I've been to Europe. I've never been to. I've never been to Spain. Or, you know, I'd like to see Madrid, Rome.
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Haley Caronia
Someone said you deserve what you can pay for. Agreed? Agreed. Do your own nails, do your own hair. If you can't afford food, do not be mooching off of the government and then using your money to do funsies. That's not the way that this works. So. So boohoo that that's coming to an end. All right, the next two videos that I have for you to finish off the show are Halloween related. And I am going to try to inject some Halloween content into this week. Now, this first one is Halloween decorations in. I'm sorry, these are Halloween decorations in Connecticut that have made this black lady very mad.
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News Reporter
Watch hanging bodies, police guards and towers, strips of barbed wire. This is all part of the display at the home on Whitney Avenue. It's called the Asylum for the Criminally Insane. Some say that's just what this is, pointing out painful connections with those specific.
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Haley Caronia
Parts that is, that is in.
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Jasmine Crockett
That's insane for the people to put.
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Haley Caronia
It out for a black person like me. Very offensive to me and my ancestors.
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BBC Interviewer
Ancestors.
- [53:10]
News Reporter
Mayor Lauren Garrett says that she spoke to the owner to see if they'd be up for making some changes.
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Haley Caronia
When you know better, you can do better. And I was hoping for that. But ultimately it's private property. This is freedom of expression, and we're not going to infringe upon that. Well, it's a win for free speech thanks to the mayor, who's not going to make these people take down their Halloween decorations. But this is the what Is it. What was it called? The Asylum for the criminally Insane. So this has nothing to do with race. This has to do with whether or not you are a crazy person. Clearly, the barbed wire. This is because this is an asylum for crazy people. And, yes, there were decorations of skeletons and people being hung, but all people can be hung. Doesn't matter what color you are. And there were skeletons. Guess what? Skeletons don't have a color. We don't know what color that person was, but they weren't being hung because they were whatever color. This is a Halloween decoration. These are not real life. We have gotten way too soft as a. As society. If you get triggered by Halloween decorations, go inside. Literally stay inside. You can't handle it. Get out of the kitchen. You can't go outside and not be triggered by a Halloween decoration. Stay inside. You can't be outside. Not. Not in October, not ever. You can't handle it, and that's okay. But don't come out here and yuck our yums. Like, people are out here trying to have a fun time on Halloween. Let them decorate. Let them put up fun decorations and. And other things. Like, who cares? This is all in good fun. All right, this next one, this is a little boy, and he made a big mistake in his costume. Watch this. What did you say? Afforded it my costume. I forgot it. It was connected. Well, that wasn't very smart, huh? You had forgotten the mask was connecting. Yeah. Big mistake to wear one of those full. Like. What are those called? Morph suits. When you've got. It's a full bodysuit. Head, shoulders, knees, and toes. Everything's attached. When you're attached like that, you can't fart inside. You can't fart inside because you're in a Dutch oven yourself. Yeah.
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Co-host/Guest
You just gotta hope it ain't bad. But this kid just.
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Haley Caronia
Clearly it was. He's sitting in the fetal position with his hands covering his nose. He's holding his nose like you have to get it.
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Co-host/Guest
His buddy and a pocket knife are gonna have to get some ventilation in the back of that thing so he can.
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Haley Caronia
I farted in my costume. I forgot it was connected. I forgot the head was connected. I don't know. I thought that was funny.
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Co-host/Guest
His mom was giving no help. She was just letting him bake.
- [56:10]
Haley Caronia
Taking it off.
- [56:11]
Co-host/Guest
He came. That's methane. He can't breathe.
- [56:13]
Haley Caronia
No, he can't breathe. Anyway, I thought that that was funny. Funny way to end the show. So thank you all for watching tonight. Here's another reminder that I am going to be dressed up tomorrow night too. And I'm going to be dressed up on Wednesday night and I'm going to be dressed up on Thursday night. So you have three more opportunities. Nobody won today, but you have three more opportunities to win nightly scroll merch. All you have to do is go to my ex. You can't get out of my Instagram DMS with your guesses. Get out of the rumble chat with your guesses. You have to guess in one place, one place only. So you got to go to X. You got to follow me on X. I'm going to be posting every day your guesses for my costume of that evening. The first person to guess correctly is going to get nightly scroll merch. So make sure you're following me on X at Haley Karenia. H A Y L E Y C A R O N I A. That is where you can put your guesses in. And I hope that someone wins. So obviously tomorrow is not going to be Medusa, but get the wheels turning. Start thinking, what could I be dressed as tomorrow? And again, I got a lot of good suggestions, but nobody has guessed any of my costumes for the whole week. I will say that. No hints. I'm not giving any hints. No, this is. This has to be difficult. It has to be difficult. It's not supposed to be easy, but people guessed. And again, if you guess my Thursday costume on Tuesday doesn't count. You gotta guess on the day so you can guess the same thing. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. But if you guess something, if you guess my Thursday costume tomorrow, that doesn't count. It's gotta be on the day. So here are some of the other suggestions that I got that I think were very funny. But these are not my costumes all week. So you can cross these off your list. Someone said a glass of lib tears. No good. But no Cortana. Kate Bishop from Hawkeye. Hot Witch. No Supergirl. No Andy. No Kamala Harris, complete with a glass of wine and a bottle of Xanax. Funny, but no. Zoran Mamdani. No Celine from Underworld. A dear Princess McDonald's Trump fry cook. No Wonder Woman. No Lady Liberty, A pirate. Princess Peach. A nurse Rosa Deloro. She's a scary looking democrat. An ice agent, A liberal Taylor Swift. Donald Trump. Whoopy Goldberg. I will. Here's another hint. I'll give you one hint. I'm not doing blackface and I will not be wearing dreads. So here. Those are just a few of the guesses nobody guessed correctly. But those are some of the other ones that I'M not going to be. So you can take that and start guessing, start thinking. And I'll post tomorrow morning on X so you can go over to X, put your cast your vote, and we'll see who wins.
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BBC Interviewer
So.
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Haley Caronia
So I hope that we get to send someone some nightly scroll merch. I think it'd be fun. All right. Thank you so much for watching again. You can watch rumble.com Haley. You can listen on Apple podcasts and Spotify again. Follow me on socials at Haley Carania and I'll see you right back here tomorrow. Bye.
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Tom Nichols
Sa.