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Democrats Double Down on STUPID (Ep.56)
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In this episode of Nightly Scroll, I expose the Democrats’ new strategy to reach American voters: dumbing themselves down. No joke! Plus, Rosie O’Donnell calls Trump “Mango Mussolini” from her Irish safe space and a trans influencer documents his experience using a women’s restroom at Disney World.
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Haley Caranilla
Hello to all my homies in the chat. And I just want to say welcome to Nightly Scroll. We have something very exciting for you tonight. At the end of the show, we're trying something new. I have been working on this for a while and I've been thinking about ways because sometimes at night I sit in bed and I doom scroll. Which is why the name of my show is Nightly Scroll. And sometimes I'm reading a comment section and it is so funny. I wanted to figure out a way for me to bring that experience to you and we can scroll through the comment section live together at the same time. And I found this video for the end of the show. It's so stupid, but I found myself cracking up at the end of the show. I mean, in my bed I was just cracking up and I thought, like, how can I do this? How can I scroll through the comments with all of you? And we figured out a way. So this is why I've got my iPad here where I can scroll on TikTok at the same time. Very exciting. So we're going to test it out. If anything goes wrong, it's because it's our first day doing it, so just bear with us. But I'm excited. So stay tuned until the end of the show for scrolling time. But I want to remind everyone the only way that you can watch this show is on Rumble. So if you want to scroll with the homies in the chat, you got to do it on rumble.com, rumble.com Haley and is where you can find the Bongino Report channel. That's where you have to subscribe, obviously, but that's where you watch the show live Monday through Friday, 6pm Eastern time. If you wanna catch up on the show later, you can do that. But Rumble's the only place you can watch. And if you wanna listen, go to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, wherever you get your shows, make sure that you are subscribed over there and you ring the bell so that you never miss a show. So let's get into tonight's show. Show Democrats think you're stupid. They think that they need to dumb themselves down to meet the average American voter where they are. This is their new strategy, which I will get into in just a few seconds. But I want that to sink in for everyone. The Democrats new strategy is to be even dumber than they already are. I'd like to see them try. And I'm going to have my popcorn at the ready. Then AOC poked the bear and now Border Czar Tom Homan is telling the New York City congresswoman to square up. So I'll break down the border beef. This is a classic case of all talk, no action. So I'll let you guys guess which party is doing all the yapping with nothing to show for it. It's not borders are Tom Homan, I'll tell you that. There's the hint. Plus, a trans influencer documents his experience peeing standing up in the women's restroom at Disney World. So much wrong with this story. We will break it down. Rosie o' Donnell is whining again about the quote, mango Mussolini from over in Ireland, of course, where she moved to get away from Trump, but he lives rent free in her head. Classic TDS syndrome. I've got a curious update in the Diddy trial, one that may implicate LAPD officers. All that and so much more on Nightly Scroll. The New York Times is starting a what they're calling an occasional series of articles about how the Democrats are failing, how it got so bad, how it got so dire, what comes next and who could lead the way. So I want to just read a few excerpts from this New York Times article. It came out the other day and it says the six months later, Democrats are still searching for the path forward. And this is one of the excerpts from that article. It says, for now, Democratic donors and strategists have been gathering at luxury hotels to discuss how to win back working class voters commissioning new projects that can read like anthropological studies from people from from far away places. So this just goes to show that Democrats are so out of touch. And mind you, I'm sure Republican strategists gather at luxury hotels, too. But Republicans don't have a stick up their butts and they don't pretend like they're these elitist snobs. Democrats are elitist snobs. And they're gathering at luxury hotels to pretend like they care about you. And they don't. Here's another excerpt from this article that just, it really grinded my gears. So they talked to Rob Flaherty. He was the deputy campaign manager for Vice President Kamala Harris. And he said this quote, over a long period of time, our party overdrew our trust account with the American people. Yep, those are the words from Robert Flaherty. And if that name is familiar to you, it makes sense. I'll tell you why. So first of all, it's rich coming from Robert Flaherty because he worked with big tech companies and social media giants like Facebook and Twitter 1.0 to bully their employees into suppressing the speech of American citizens who disagreed with the Biden administration, particularly Americans who took to social media to question the efficacy of the COVID 19 vaccine and. And even just discuss whether or not they want to take it. So Jim Jordan subpoenaed him. He was the ex White House censorship chief. He worked in the White House communications department. And like I said, he would bully Mark Zuckerberg and others to basically do the bidding of the Biden administration. So he lied on behalf of Biden and he essentially ripped up the First Amendment and wiped his behind with it and is now saying, yeah, the American people, they just don't trust us anymore. You know, the well ran dry. There's just no more trust. I don't know what happened. They set up a disinformation governance board to combat misinformation. Bro, you are the misinformation. This was propaganda. And a lot of people who have woken up saw right through it. These are the same people that told us Joe Biden was in tip top shape for four for more than four years, and then they wanted to prop up the same corpse for another four. But are they looking in the mirror yet? They're all so quick to say, yep, the Democrats, you know, we really, we messed up this time. But then they take no accountability for how their actions got them there. So here's another headline from the Daily Caller earlier, and it says, not normal. Dems say their party members have begun to speak like professors. So they talk to a bunch of Democrats about what they could do differently next time. And apparently they feel like they're using big words. They think that the words oligarchy, equity, these are words that the average American just can't wrap their head around, which is insane. So their strategy now is we need to dumb ourselves down to reach the. The average American idiot. No, you can throw words around like oligarch and equity. We know what they mean. We also just know that you're full of it. You can't tell us that Trump is an oligarch when he's trying to slash power from the government and give it back down to the states. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez and Senator Bernie Sanders have branded this fight the oligarchy tour. What are you fighting? They're hypocrites and everyone can see right through the charade. Hardworking Americans don't buy into the equity crap. We want to take home the money that we earn. We don't want it spread around to lazy people or to stupid causes. We don't want opportunities given to people just because they were born a certain way. They're a woman or they're a certain sex, they're a certain color, they're a certain whatever. We want opportunities to be given to people who deserve them. Point blank. Period. That's it. Are you smart enough? Are you good enough for the job? Great. I don't care what you look like. I don't care who you have sex with. I don't care what color you are. I don't care what sex you are. Are you good enough to do the job? Are you the best person for the job? You're hired. That's how Republicans feel Democrats are the ones who are too stupid to question what it is their party is even saying. So here's one of the Democrats that they interviewed for this article about Democrats needing to be normal. They need to take this normal approach. Now they said it makes Democrats or candidates using this speech speaking sound like they're not normal. It sounds simple. But what the Democratic Party needs to do is be normal and sound normal. Democrats are not normal. Democrats have only leaned in to the progressive faction of their party. They take marching orders from the blue haired, septum piercing wearing gender studies majors who are jacked up on a cocktail of SSRIs and hormones. And I don't know if anyone else remembers this, but their campaign strategy for the back half of Kamala Harris's campaign was to call JD Vance weird after he wiped the floor with Tim Walls in the debate. Their only response was to call him weird. And then other weird Democrats jumped on that bandwagon to feel cool for once. But everyone knows that the Democrats are actually the weird ones and normal guys like Vice President J.D. vance are. They're normal. They're not pushing gender equality crap. They're just normal pushing normal policies that normal people care about. So the Democrats think that they're not connecting with people because they're using big words. They think that meeting the American people where they are is treating them like morons. That's where they're going to be wrong. Even when they try to ditch their elitist mindset, they can't. Democrats are elitist scum to their core. And they can say that they're the party of the working class all that they want, but they cannot shake their snobby attitudes. They think they're better than you. And here's a wake up call for all the Democrats because I think they might have forgotten you work for us. So take your Ivy League education, take your public servant privilege and shove It. And Democrats are certainly doubling down on dumb with another congressman visiting Kilmar Abrego Garcia in jail in El Salvador. Okay, so as I was saying, there are more Democrats going to visit Kilimar Abrego Garcia in jail in El Salvador. This time it is Congressman Glenn Ivy. He is supposed to be serving the. The people of Maryland, I believe District 4. But no, he is serving the, what he calls his constituent, but it's really an MS.13 gang member and a human trafficker and a wife beater in jail. So watch this.
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Andy
I'm the congressman that represents Tomar. I came all the way down from the United States after we contacted their ambassador, after we'd made formal requests to our ambassador to the El Salvadoran government. And we came here to visit him today. And now they're telling us we got to go all the way back to El Salvador, to San Salvador to get a permit. That's ridiculous. We ought to have a chance to come in and visit. They knew we were coming. They knew why we were coming, and they. And they know we have the right to do this. So they need to just cut the crap, let us get in there and have a chance to see him and talk with him. We got his lawyer here, got somebody from the unions here to talk with them. Let us in. Stop playing games. Let us have a chance to talk with them.
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Haley Caranilla
What I don't understand is that these Democrats, they. It's. They're supposed to care about their constituents, American citizens, but they push all of them aside and they just care about the one gang banger that's in jail. For whatever reason, they're using him. He's like this sacrificial lamb for them. He's this prop that they're using. And if they were smart, they would just, I mean, let the guy rot in jail. He was a wife beater. He has gang ties to MS.13. He was caught on camera smuggling people in his car from the Texas border. And he was stopping in St. Louis, Missouri, and then he was going to go back down to, To Maryland. I mean, hello, he beat his wife, bloodied his wife. These are the, this is the man that Democrats are going to go visit in jail for. And not only that, I mean, I'd never heard of Congressman Glenn Ivey in my life. But this is what they do. They use these photo ops and stunts for attention. So he posted on Twitter once he went down there and he couldn't see his constituent, Kilmar Rodrego Garcia. He posted on Twitter saying that this was just, you Know, I tried to go down there and, and I was trying to see my guy. And, you know, I'll tell you all about it on MSNBC later tonight. This is it. He posted on X. Tune in to the weeknights MSNBC tonight to hear more about my trip to San Salvador and being denied access to see Kilmar Orego Garcia. Oh, wow. Yeah, let's all tune in for that. Never heard of you before. And you're just clearly in it for the photo op and you're not in it for the American people. Yeah, let's tune in. But all the people with brain rot who watch msnbc, that's what they got. But here's how the Department of Homeland Security responded on X. Congressman Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a confirmed MS.13 gang member, wife beater, human trafficker, and illegal alien from El Salvador, not your constituent. While the mainstream media and politicians are fighting to bring a foreign terrorist and gang member back to US Soil, potus, Trump and Secretary Noem are fighting for the victims of alien crime and putting the safety of Americans first. Amen. It's all about America first. Everyone who went to the ballot box for Donald J. Trump in November had a few different policies in mind. Whether it's his peace through strength foreign policy or securing the border. I mean, a lot of people voted for President Trump the first time because of the build a wall, build the wall, build the, build the wall. He knocked it into everyone's heads and it became one of his greatest policies and one of his greatest strengths. And now we're seeing this. I mean, he's tuned it up a notch. He's really going full steam ahead, making sure that our border is secure. This is why people voted America first, illegal aliens last. But Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, she actually threatened Tom Homan in a live stream video about two weeks ago. So I'll show you that video first. Watch this. And now what DHS is trying to say. Again, they're using public intimidation because they know that they cannot come for us all. They know that they are not, that they cannot come for us all. And recently, what they said is that DHS is allegedly looking into arresting members of Congress who were showing up for their legal and constitutional obligation to conduct oversight. If anyone's breaking the law in this situation, it's not members of Congress. It's the Department of Homeland Security. It's people like Tom Homan and Secretary Kristi Noemi. You lay a finger on someone, on Representative Bonnie Watson Coleman, on Representative or any of the representatives that were there. You lay a finger on them, we are going to have a problem. You lay a finger on them, AOC is going to have a problem, whatever that threat is. But border czar Tom Homan joined the Ingram angle last night to discuss the two federal investigations that are being launched into Nashville Mayor Freddie o' Connor. He allegedly used federal tax dollars in criminal enterprise related to illegal immigration and allegedly obstructed the work that ICE was doing in Nashville and the surrounding area. But here's border czar Tom Homan on the ingermangle Responding to AOC's empty threats. Watch.
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Andy
Well, remember just a couple weeks ago AOC went on social media saying if we put a finger on any of her co workers or Congress people that were at our Newark facility, there'd be consequences. Well, guess what, we did it. I'm waiting on the consequences. But you know, the mayor's no different. Look, I've said from day one, you cannot cooperate with others if that's what you want to do. But you can't get in our way and you can't impede our efforts or you cross that line, we will seek prosecution. As far as the belonging fund that he's supporting, I have my own belonging fund. We can give housing, food and pre medical care in ICE detention. And that's exactly what we're going to do in Nashville. We're going to flood the zone with agents, multi agency, FBI, dea, ice, US Marshals and we're going to flood the zone.
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Haley Caranilla
I love when AOC and Tom Homan get into their beef because I've played the video on this show before, but this was from years ago under President Trump's first administration where AOC was, Tom Homan was, you know, being grilled on Capitol Hill. It was some hearing and AOC was pressing him on the separation of children from their families, from their parents. And Tom Homan just hit her with the straight facts. If you commit a crime, you're going to be removed from your children. If you are a parent and you break the law, you will be removed from your, you will be separated because that parents go into jail and the children are going to be a child protective services or they're going to be put into a foster home or something. But that's the way it goes. So I love, you know, aoc, she, she starts it, but Tom Homan knows how to finish it every single time. I love it. Unfortunately, you know, with the Trump administration doing everything they can to deport illegals, they are still here. They can work Fast. They can work hard, but the devil works harder. And as we know, during the Biden administration, they let in millions and millions of illegals. It's going to take a long time to undo that. That's a lot of damage. So they're already here and now that they're here, they, they're running amok. They're killing people. This was a disgusting, just horrific story out of Texas. There was a 18 year old, her name is Ava Renee Moore. She was killed in a jet ski crash this weekend in Texas by a Venezuelan national. Yep. Ava Renee Moore, 18 years old. She had just graduated from the US Air Force Academy Preparatory School. She accepted her appointment to join the U.S. air Force Academy's Class of 2029. She was kayaking, kayaking on Lake Grapevine just north of Dallas. And a jet ski slammed into her while she was kayaking. And as a result of that crash, she is dead. That jet ski was allegedly driven by an illegal alien from Venezuela who of course, once he killed this 18 year old girl, he fled the scene with one of his other illegal alien friends. Horrific. Absolutely horrific. And to think that this was an American citizen, a Texan, who wanted to give her life to the service. She wanted to potentially lay her life down for this country and to protect everything that this country stands for. She wanted to serve this nation in the Air Force. Another life, another precious young life taken at the hands of illegal immigrants. It makes my blood boil. These people are not supposed to be here in the first place. You would think that because they're trying to evade law enforcement, they would do a better job of not killing people. But for some reason it just seems like with these illegals it just happens. Why is that? Is it just because they're living this life of crime and they're, you know, they're just used to running from the law. So it's fine, they can just kill people and just keep running. It's really disgusting. But Texas Governor Greg Abbott, he had really a perfect response. He posted on X saying welcome to Texas, here's your death penalty. So we'll see what happens the this Venezuelan national and wherever his friend is from. I don't know if the friend was on the jet ski with him at the time of the crash, but he did flee with the Venezuelan nationals. So we'll see what happens now that they're in custody. We'll see if, if Governor Greg Abbott goes along with this and does give them the death penalty. We will see also Greg Abbott making moves on social media to protect children in Another way, House Bill 186 was filed by a Republican, representative, Jared Patterson Frisco. And he, he had bipartisan support on this bill. It passed through the House, passed through the Senate. And this would essentially prohibit minors in Texas from creating accounts on social media sites. So no minor could go on X, on TikTok, on Facebook, on Snapchat, unless they verify their age. And if they are underage, they can either get their parents consent and their parent to basically sign off on the social media use. And essentially, if this goes into law, which it is expected to do, companies would have to comply with this social media ban by April of next year. I like this. I mean, Andy, you have a daughter. What do you think about this? Do you think that social media sites should be banned for a certain age?
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Andy
Well, and you know, just in my daughter's sake, she, she didn't have a social media till she was 16. And the sort of, the rule was, we'll let mom decide. And so mom would always be the one to say no. So I could be like, hey, listen, you need to go ask your mom. And it would always be a no until it wasn't a no.
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Haley Caranilla
But it was the, it was in your hands, basically, what this law does, which I like, because I think that parents should be in charge, not the government. So I'm fully, for the most part, I'm against the government telling us how to parent our children and what to do with our children. I don't think that that's right. And I think that parents should have all of the say in what happens to their kids and whether they're on social media or not. However, with this law, you just have to verify the age. If they are under the age. Parents just have to sign off on it. I'm fine with that. If parents allow their children to be on social media, great.
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Andy
I don't, I don't mind it, but I mean, honestly, my heart would sort of tell me like, you know, we identify a phone with social media. So you see first graders and second graders and third graders.
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Haley Caranilla
Yeah.
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Andy
Automatically want to have that kind of like social media is a grown up place. And so, like, it tears me a little bit. I understand not having the government wanting to say any, anything. You know, I mean, totally, totally take that stance. You know, we should, Parents should make the right. But you know, I mean, it doesn't, it doesn't hurt me if there's age restrictions below 16. You don't need to be on, you don't need to be on social. I mean, be A kid a little bit too. Learn not to be addicted to your phone. Get outside, put your feet in the creek, get dirty.
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Haley Caranilla
I agree with that. I think kids these days, they. My. My generation was probably the last generation that had social media, but we also. We grew up with technology in a way where it wasn't everything. We still played outside. Sports were everything. I remember. Some of my most fond memories are running around my neighborhood. I lived in the best neighborhood with all. All, like, all kids from my school. We all lived together. We would run around barefoot through our neighborhood. We'd play manhunt, we played tag, whatever, and cops and robbers, whatever. But we would be out all night, and once it was dusk, we would just run home and everyone would be home one time for dinner, and it was just safe. Like, that is like the American dream, I think. And now a lot of kids, they don't want to do that. They want to connect with their peers in different ways. They want to connect with their peers on social media. I was on social media. I was on social media in probably like, sixth, seventh grade. I got a Facebook. Did I need to be on it? I guess not. But I feel like if I wasn't on it, I would be missing out in ways. So I think with this generation being how it is now, social media is way more a part of their life. I can imagine if you're not on Instagram or you're not on TikTok, feeling very left out in conversations, Feeling very left out in group chats or whatever. Like, if you don't let your kid have a phone, which, again, I understand not wanting to give this death trap to your kids. Like, it is a window to a very adult world that I don't think that they should have access to. But at the same time, it's like if you give them a phone that just allows you to, like, call mom and dad and grandma, they're still gonna miss out on all these things. So if there's a way to have an eye on them at the same time and monitor their social media usage, I think that's the best case scenario. And I'm saying this as someone who literally has a screen time that is astronomical.
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Andy
Don't even tell. Don't even tell.
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Haley Caranilla
16 hours on my phone per day. But I'm an adult, so do you.
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Andy
Think that Facebook is starting to exert some parameters on certain apps intra Facebook, like Facebook Messenger? But, like, you know, I mean, it's a. It's. It's a tough thing, especially as algorithms get smarter and, like, how sinister I guess those might be. I mean what, what's the targeted ad to a 12 year old boy?
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Haley Caranilla
Especially because the, a lot of the social media sites, I mean if you have to be 12 years old, can't you just fake your at your birthday and, and say that? I don't know, I'm actually 18. I feel like I've done that to get on websites or something. Like, you know, it's like oh well, I want to log into Facebook when I'm 12, so I'll just say that I'm 16 or I'll just like say that I'm 18. Like how would they actually verify it? I don't know.
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Andy
That's what I'm saying. And as these algorithms get smarter and smarter and smarter and smarter and scarier and scarier and scarier, what content is thrown in front of 11, 12, 13 year old guys and girls? I mean, you know, girls and like the literature out about what social media does to adolescent self esteem and then the same way with like you know, down the line behaviors with, with, with adolescent boys. I mean like how do we responsibly control, we don't say control. How do we responsibly walk through that together?
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Haley Caranilla
You can't because big tech are in charge.
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Andy
So the answer is parent. Parents. Parent, parent.
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Haley Caranilla
Yeah, I mean what do you all think in the chat they will be fine without a phone? Someone said, yeah, I mean some people just, they don't want their kids to have phones and I get that too. But as soon as I turned 12, that's when I was in sixth grade and we would have like after school sports and things like that, my parents gave me a flip phone because that was what was popular at the time. There was no such thing as an iPhone, the razor. There wasn't Internet on it or anything. I could text, you know, 1, 2, 3 for C and you know, whatever, like you, you could text. It was horrible. But I really just used it to call my parents and say hey, I'm ready to be picked up from so and so's house or hey, tennis practice ended earlier or whatever. And that was really all that I needed it for. This episode is brought to you by Lifelock. Not everyone is careful with your personal.
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Andy
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And I want to get into this because Kid Cudi is another rapper who is also involved in this. But Cassie dated Diddy on and off from 2007 to 2018. Cassie would allegedly end the relationship anytime Diddy cheated on her. Then of course, as we know, he used a lot of coercive tactics to control her. They would get back together on one of these off periods in their relationship. Cassie dated another rapper, Kid Cudi, briefly in 2011. So yesterday, Capricorn car Capricorn Clark took the stand. Capricorn Clark is Diddy's former assistant. So yesterday, unnamed members of the LAPD and the LA Fire Department were also set to testify. But Capricorn Clark's testimony took so long that they moved the LAPD and FD to today. So Clark testified about having her life repeatedly threatened by Diddy. He would threaten her life. He also told her how he wanted to kill rapper Kid Cudi because he was dating Cassie at the time. So his assistant detailed being taken by an enraged gun wielding Diddy to break into Kid Cudi's home. His assistant also said she had witnessed Diddy viciously beating Cassie over the relationship with Kid Cudi. So I don't know how this all works. She's supposed to be dating Kid Cudi. She goes and sees Diddy or Diddy goes to see her. As we know, Diddy was giving her access to different apartments and they were always close to Diddy so he could keep, you know, A very close eye on her. So when they weren't in a relationship, was she still at these apartments? Did she still live there? I'm not sure. But essentially, one of the judges denied a bid today for Diddy's lawyers to call for a mistrial. So jurors heard about missing fingerprint evidence connected to a break in at rapper Kid Cudi's home. So this is what Capricorn Clark was testifying about. She said, diddy took me. He was absolutely enraged. He had a gun with him. And he said, we're breaking into Kid Cudi's house. So now there's a break in at Kid Cudi's house around the time that he's dating Cassie Ventura. And now all of a sudden, Diddy's lawyers are like, oh, we don't want the jurors to hear about this missing fingerprint evidence connected to Kid Cudi. So what does this have to do with the LAPD and fd? We'll have to see. But Diddy's lawyer, Alexandra Shapiro, she called for a mistrial. She didn't want this testimony by a fire inspector to keep going on. He told the jurors that two fingerprints taken off the door at a rapper Kid Cudi's house, they were just destroyed by the Los Angeles police department in 2012. So whose fingerprints taken off Kid Cudi's door were allegedly destroyed by the Los Angeles Police Department? Makes you think, based on Capricorn Clark's testimony, Diddy broke into his house. So we'll have to see how this all shakes out. In other news, and I want to just say on a positive note, Cassie Ventura. Now, I don't know if she took her husband's last name, but Cassie gave birth to her third child with her husband Alex Fine. Earlier today, they had a baby boy. And, you know, I was kind of concerned. You know, she's very, very pregnant about to pop. She's testifying in this highly sensitive, highly emotional case for her. She has to detail rape that she went through trafficking, that she went through these, these freak off parties in which she was. She was abused. They replayed footage in the courtroom of her getting beaten by Diddy when they were dating. And she's more than eight months pregnant. She's giving birth. She's nine months pregnant. And I want to say that she gave birth to a healthy baby boy earlier today. And the baby boy was met by two of his older sisters, Frankie and Sunny. So I'm just glad that with all the stress of the trial, they were able to deliver A happy baby boy. So that's great news in all of this disgusting darkness. But on that note, I want to go to my favorite segment, which is scrolling time. This might be the second time you've heard this song today, but it's better the second time. I do love the intro, so I love it. I've told you about this trans influencer before. His name is Lili Tino. I don't know what his actual name is. I only know him by Lili Tino, so that's why I'm calling him Lily. But Lily Tino has gone viral many times and has gotten negative attention from both sides of the aisle. By the way, Lily Tino is. There is bipartisan hate for Lil Tino. Lily Tino goes to restaurants, and I've played the videos on this show before, but he goes to restaurants and when he looks like a man dressed as a woman. But whenever he's misgendered by the waitstaff or the. Wait, the. The hostess or whoever, they say, yes, sir, or, you know, whatever, he freaks out. He sends the food back. He makes a scene. Oh, it's actually Miss. It's actually ma' am. This is what his shtick is. This is what he's known for. Going to restaurants dressed like a woman. If you can even really say that doesn't really look like a woman, which is why people call him sir, you know, mister. And he gets all triggered. And then he films all of these interactions for social media. So Lily Tino took to Disney, and again, he got misgendered in a video. But this is the video that has gone viral. He is standing outside of a. A women's bathroom at Disney, and this is what he had to say. Watch.
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Andy
Made it into Disney World. I don't really know what the deal is with bathrooms.
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Haley Caranilla
No.
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Andy
Florida is really conservative. I don't know what the rules are.
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Haley Caranilla
Trans women are allowed to be in women's bathrooms. But I'm about to go and use.
- [38:58]
Andy
The bathroom because I have to tinkle. If I get stopped, I get stopped, I guess.
- [39:01]
Haley Caranilla
But I'm a woman, so I'm going to use the women's bathroom. And being in Florida or being in California or wherever isn't going to stop me.
- [39:08]
Andy
So I will report back in a minute once I have hopefully tinkled without issue. Three minutes later. That went as well as it could have gone. No one gave me any weird looks.
- [39:19]
Haley Caranilla
Definitely no one stopped me. I walked in, I found a stall, I peed.
- [39:23]
Andy
I peed standing up, which is something.
- [39:25]
Haley Caranilla
I'm sometimes A little self conscious about with the sound.
- [39:28]
Andy
Think, oh, there's someone peeing standing up there.
- [39:30]
Haley Caranilla
But you know what?
- [39:31]
Andy
I peed standing up and it was fine. And then I washed my hands and I left. And you know what?
- [39:36]
Haley Caranilla
On my way out from the women's.
- [39:37]
Andy
Bathroom, I took a quick picture with someone who recognized me and it was lovely.
- [39:41]
Haley Caranilla
So overall, Disney world in Florida, 10.
- [39:44]
Andy
Out of 10 women's bathroom experience for.
- [39:46]
Haley Caranilla
Trans women would recommend. Wow. 10 out of 10 would recommend for other trans women. If you're another trans woman and you see this video, don't get any ideas. Let's just start there. Do not do what Lilitino does. The disturbing thing. First of all, before we get into the trans BS of this all, can we talk about grown adults who go to Disney World by themselves? Check their hard drive. Check their damn hard drive. What on earth are you doing at Disney World? You don't have children. Get out. It's weird. You're creepy.
- [40:25]
Andy
Chuck E. Cheese. Table for one.
- [40:27]
Haley Caranilla
That's what I'm saying. Like, what is your purpose here? If his purpose is to go and make these videos and get clickbait and make people angry, which I am angry right now, so if that's his goal, it is working. But he's making people uncomfortable in the process. Just because you are this small faction of the population and you want to feel comfortable, you get to make everyone else feel uncomfortable. You get to make all women feel uncomfortable in the bathroom. F that. No. And the one thing that I like about TikTok is that the algorithm will send you videos. Like, I'm seeing this video of Lilitino. I'm getting angry. I'm getting. And then I see this. This is a TikTok user who saw Lily Tino walking around at Disney. And this just gives you a picture of how manly Lily Tino is. Watch. So there he is. He's like swinging his. His arms around and I mean, this is a man. Point blank, period. We knew that. But just the video of him walking, it's like, could you imagine that walking into the female bathroom? You're a mom and you're walking in there with your two kids, and then he has the audacity in that video to say, like, it was fine. I tinkled. What adult man says tinkle, by the way. And why do you. Why is it for. Why is it okay for you to feel comfortable? And how is it. How is it okay to make everyone else feel uncomfortable?
- [41:58]
Andy
That's a WWE walk to the ring pace. Yeah, that was going on There at Disney.
- [42:06]
Haley Caranilla
I want to say something, but it's inappropriate.
- [42:09]
Andy
Say it.
- [42:11]
Haley Caranilla
I. The way that he's walking, it's very hot in Florida, and I think whatever is between his legs was sticking to the side of his leg, and that's why he was walking like that. And I'm not alone in that, because this tiktoker did a great impersonation of Lily. Tino, watch this.
- [42:30]
Andy
And here you go. Here's our bread tower. Hope you enjoy it.
- [42:33]
Haley Caranilla
Sir.
- [42:35]
Andy
I am Lily. I'm not a sir, I'm a man.
- [42:42]
Haley Caranilla
Here's a lady coming through.
- [42:44]
Andy
It's like, right to the heart, you know, I don't.
- [42:47]
Haley Caranilla
I don't feel safe.
- [42:48]
Andy
I don't feel safe. I'm sending this back. Take it back.
- [42:52]
Haley Caranilla
I'm leaving. I don't feel safe.
- [42:55]
Andy
I don't see the problem. I. I used the woman's restroom here, went right in, and as you can see by my shirt, I pee standing up at Disney. So, you know, there's no problem. You know, 10 out of 10 pissing experience. I went in there and I did not make a scene or nothing.
- [43:11]
Haley Caranilla
Get out of the way. I got a tinkle.
- [43:14]
Andy
Get out. What's the seat up for you. That was good. Good. Who's gonna send me more money so I can order more food? Come on. My name is Lily, and you shall answer me as such. I don't care if I pass. I don't care.
- [43:47]
Haley Caranilla
Not very ladylike, but that is honestly a 10 out of 10 impression of a Latino. If you've seen the videos, you've watched the show, you know that's pretty much 100% accurate. That is exactly what he sounds like. He sends the food back. He's rude, he's entitled. He says he has to tinkle. It's all bad. You know what else is bad? Rosie o' Donnell. She sometimes takes to social media. I'm scrolling. Last night, I thought the whole point of her moving to Ireland was that she would shut the hell up and not talk about politics anymore. She wanted to escape Trump, and now all she does is talk about Trump. Watch. So many marginalized people in our nation. Millions of people are going to go hungry. Millions of people are going to die early for not getting their medication. Millions of people are going to suffer as a result of the big, beautiful bill. So for God's sakes, call your senators right now and tell them, talk to some Republicans, get the ones you've known for years and take them out to lunch and go, listen, dude, do you get this do you have a grandmother? Do you know what this is going to do to all the elderly in this country? Do you have any understanding of what's at stake? Like, you know, this is the most blatantly corrupt thing that Mango Mussolini has ever come up with. Honestly. Mango Mussolini, very infuriating. Mango Mussolini is her nickname for Trump. I have to say. It's clever, but it's insane. And it's based in reality. What I said.
- [45:38]
Andy
It does ring the. Ring the ears.
- [45:40]
Haley Caranilla
Yeah, a little bit.
- [45:41]
Andy
But how do you move over the pond.
- [45:43]
Haley Caranilla
No.
- [45:43]
Andy
And become louder and more annoying.
- [45:45]
Haley Caranilla
This is why it's like, I thought you moved over there to escape Trump and everything he's doing. She's moved over there. She did it as a stunt. It was, I'm going to move out of the country. All these celebrities say that, oh, Trump's going to get elected. I'm moving to Canada. Oh, Trump's getting elected. I'm moving here. I'm moving to the uk. She decided this is my moment. I'm rich enough, I have family in Ireland. I'm just gonna go, move over there and be this martyr and then I get to go, you know, what does.
- [46:21]
Andy
She do all day in Ireland? Do you think there's, like, a local pub that is interested. Interested in her coming and, like, drinking a pint and throwing darts? Like, who wants to hang? Who in Ireland wants to hang out with Rosie o' Donnell?
- [46:38]
Haley Caranilla
I. I don't know. I mean, I'm glad that she's not here anymore, but I thought that we would stop hearing from her. So unfortunately, I want to move now to. This is crazy. So has anyone in the chat heard of cheese rolls? A cheese roll race. This is not a cheese roll that you eat. This is a cheese roll race. Apparently, this is very popular in the uk and two people had to be taken to the hospital from the traditional cheese rolling races in the UK on Monday. So it's held on Cooper's Hill. This is in. I don't know how to pronounce this. I'm going to mess it up. But Gloucester. Gloucester, I don't know. I. That was my best attempt at pronouncing that correctly and I probably botched it. Sorry to everyone in the uk except for Rosie o' Donnel. This. It's a hill that has a very steep gradient and thousands of people come to watch competitors chase large cheese wheels. And what is. What is that called? A cheese wheel. A cheese wheel down the hill. So they send this 7 pound wheel of cheese down the hill and then all these people chase after it. Watch. Look at these people just tumbling. Oh. Oh. They are rumbling and tumbling down the hill. It is very steep, and they're running down the hill. So they're. They're falling. Look at them go. The cheese is going down the hill, and they're all. They're all chasing after the cheese.
- [48:22]
Andy
Chris. Chris.
- [48:24]
Haley Caranilla
They look like ragdolls.
- [48:27]
Andy
That's a good day to be an orthopedic surgeon down there at the bottom.
- [48:31]
Haley Caranilla
They look like rag dolls. They are getting thrown around. So there was an American YouTube sensation and also a rapper, like a YouTube rapper called I Show Speed. He competed in this cheese roll race, and he needed medical treatment after it, but he said it was. It was all worth it. And then a German YouTuber, Tom Kupka, he won for the second year in a row. He's 23 years old. He's from Munich. And this trend or this tradition is apparently, it dates back 600 years. So thousands of people come to watch people just run down the hill. My questions about this, do they practice?
- [49:18]
Andy
Can you imagine 600 years ago going down that hill and snapping a femur?
- [49:22]
Haley Caranilla
You know, I could picture it.
- [49:23]
Andy
What are you doing 600 years ago when you snap a femur?
- [49:26]
Haley Caranilla
I can picture it 600 years ago. Because there's less things to do with your time now in 20, 25, I cannot picture someone having nothing to do. And this is their. This is their hobby. This is. I don't know. So do they practice? Do they go to the same hill and they practice? I mean, I was reading articles. They consider it an extreme sport. I just want to say they consider it an extreme sport. And if we watch the same video. I didn't see anyone dressed in athletic gear. People were wearing, like, van, sneakers, sweatshirts, ripped jeans. Yeah, I mean, no one is dressed in athletic attire. So I'm not. I'm not sure.
- [50:09]
Andy
But I do identify with this, though. Man, I'm not gonna knock them. Cause East Tennessee people do stuff like this. I'm just telling you. I wouldn't put it past these Tennessee people. There is somebody going down that hill in that clip we just saw from Appalachian Mountains, probably.
- [50:28]
Haley Caranilla
I would say so. Yeah. But this is. When I saw this, I said, this is free health care activities. Because no one in the United States of America, the great old US Of A. Is flying down a mountain like that at full speed because we have to pay for it here. So socialists in this country, you know, they want free healthcare, but this is the side effect. You're just reckless with your body, but.
- [50:56]
Andy
They'Re gonna wait about four years to get that femur fixed.
- [50:59]
Haley Caranilla
Yeah. You throw yourself down a mountain and you're just like, yeah, the treatment's free. So people just fling themselves down a hill to win a wheel of cheese because, you know, free health care. Now, this is where scrolling time gets interesting. This is my. This is my vision for scrolling time. This is what my vision for scrolling time has always been. And now we're going to put it to the test and see if we can do it. So I saw this video, and it's stupid. I just. I need to preface this by saying it's so stupid, but you know when something really stupid just kind of, like, hits your funny bone and you just crack up? That was this video for me. And it was. It wasn't so much the video that was funny. It was the comment section. So first I want to show you the video. This is a woman. She said, make dinner with me. There's some lettuce on the plate. Then she put some. It looks like chipotle aioli on the lettuce. And then, hey. Oh, what. What is that? I don't know what she puts on the lettuce, but that meat. Meat.
- [52:06]
Andy
You. You really doctored that up with some chipotle aioli. That looks like. Just like spicy mustard.
- [52:12]
Haley Caranilla
Oh, you think it's spicy mustard? It looks like chipotle aioli.
- [52:16]
Andy
Whatever it is, it ain't gourmet.
- [52:18]
Haley Caranilla
But people in the chat are wondering, what's the great stuff?
- [52:22]
Andy
Cheese whiz. A guy said cheese whiz. That's perfect.
- [52:25]
Haley Caranilla
I'm also wondering that. But here is what the comment said. So if we can fire up my iPad here, we can go through the comments together. Let's see if we can do it. Heck, yeah. All right, so, guys, this is. We are scrolling on TikTok together. This is my. My vision for scrolling time all along, and now we're making it come true. So I love it. Here's what some people in the comments said. Lettuce sauce and a missing person. Is that iguana meat or what? What? If we don't have any old insulation lying around, Can I substitute something else for the pigeon meat? I'm vegan. Lettuce, mustard, and mold spores.
- [53:12]
Andy
That's squirrel tacos.
- [53:19]
Haley Caranilla
See, this is why the comments get me. And sometimes, like, I save the comments and I just want to. I want to read them on the show, but it's not the same effect as reading them live. So I just ran out of my paper Mache pulp. It does look like paper mache.
- [53:42]
Andy
Somebody in the chat said rat raps.
- [53:46]
Haley Caranilla
His rat raps horse dookie. Someone said Chinese cat in the chat. Someone said oil pellets. Yeah. Owl pellets. Girl. I don't know where to get porcupine meat, lettuce, easy cheese and hamster meat. Hamster meat is my favorite meal. No way. Thank you. But I ate before I came. Yeah. I would not be. This would not be appetizing for me. Someone said, sir, is there a vegan option? I'm actually allergic to fossilized whale. My favorite dinner is lettuce sauce and resident evil meat as well. I'm allergic to couch foam. It does got to look like couch foam.
- [54:31]
Andy
No. Here's a question. Do you if somebody brings that over, we're really in a recession kind. If somebody brings one over to you, like, you know, you're watching the football game on Sunday. Somebody brings that over, talk to me the chat chat might do. Do you guys think that you would eat one out of just courtesy?
- [54:50]
Haley Caranilla
I think I would ask what it is.
- [54:55]
Andy
What?
- [54:57]
Haley Caranilla
Not that that really makes it any more appetizing. It looks very scary.
- [55:00]
Andy
Who knows what it is?
- [55:01]
Haley Caranilla
I wouldn't eat it. So I guess I would just have.
- [55:04]
Andy
To cut it out of kindness. You wouldn't eat it? A white bite, Just as of a thank you. You wouldn't take a bite of that?
- [55:09]
Haley Caranilla
I don't think. I don't think I'm that nice. I would just have to come up with a white lie like, I already ate dinner. Sorry. Yeah.
- [55:20]
Andy
People are agreeing.
- [55:23]
Haley Caranilla
Oh my God. Someone said. I think someone already ate that. Do you see the comment that I'm laughing at? Lettuce, cheese whiz and Amelia Earhart. Am I the only person who thinks this is funny? Sometimes the comments. I'm like crying now. Anyway, someone said, I think I vacuumed something like that. Can we see the picture of the meat again? Oh, gosh. Can we see the meat? I don't really know if I have a warp sense of humor, but the tick tock comment sections are funny. I just think they're so funny. What the hell is that, guys? It's so gross.
- [56:36]
Andy
The lettuce looks healthy.
- [56:40]
Haley Caranilla
Someone said. Yummy. I love gray matter lettuce, mustard, lettuce, mustard and groundhog knuckle. Oh, gosh. Someone said, I thought eating eagle uterus was illegal. I think it probably is. Someone said, the comment section is making me cry laughing. Especially when compared to the number of likes. And this makes me feel better because I'M crying and my makeup is running.
- [57:11]
Andy
You know what you don't get in any of those comments?
- [57:13]
Haley Caranilla
What?
- [57:14]
Andy
I actually ate that.
- [57:16]
Haley Caranilla
No, no one would eat that. No one would eat that. Someone said, I hate the taste of insulation. Could I substitute dryer lint instead? And my cat makes these on the carpet. I mean, these are a lot of good comments. Am I alone? I don't know. I think this is funny. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed scrolling time where you can watch me scroll in real time. We will be doing this more often, especially if I find a comment section that makes me cry laughing like this. I will save it for the show. Like I haven't looked at this comment section in a few days because I wanted to get my real reaction to the comments. And anyway, I hope you enjoyed it. I know I did. So if you want to scroll along with me all the time, you can follow me @haleycaranilla on all social media platforms. I hope to see you there and I will see you right back here tomorrow.
- [58:19]
Andy
Sa.