
In this episode of Nightly Scroll: "Queen of rap" Nicki Minaj slams Gavin Newsom’s pro-trans policies, Jasmine Crockett & Joy Reid spread more violent rhetoric about Republicans, & more
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So anyway, yesterday we wanted to have dinner at 6pm and it was our company Christmas party and it was a great dinner, super fun to see Dan and everyone and get everyone together. So it was, it was awesome to see him. And honestly we, the best part was that we played or is it play. You don't really play White Elephant but we did a White Elephant gift exchange and it was a $30 minimum. However the Bondinos went max maximum maximum $30. Sorry. And the Bunginos went overboard. So there were a few gifts that were way better than ours. We brought like the sorry people gifts and they brought which was totally predictable. Like so of course we start the steal hashtag stop the steel. At some point it got, you know, it got heated because there were really good gifts and some other gifts that were not so good. Like myself. I brought a, a gift card. It was just, you know, anyway, I wanted to bring a card game that of course got delivered today. I found on TikTok Shop Trump against humanity. You know the cards against humanity card game. Super inappropriate, not politically correct. I found a trump version of that game. So that's what I wanted to bring as the gift. But it didn't come in in time because it was coming from China. And anyway, so I had to swoop in with a bad gift last minute. But yeah, we started fighting and pointing fingers and it got really heated halfway through because you know, we wanted the good gifts. So we started stealing and then we realized that no one really knew the rules of White Elephant. So then it was like stealing, stealing, stealing over and over again. And we thought, well, maybe halfway through we got the bright idea to maybe Google the the rules of White Elephant. Anyway, I made out with an awesome hot cocoa kit. So I am pleased with that. It was a lot of fun. But let's get into tonight's show. So rapper Nicki Minaj has taken sides when it comes to Vice President J.D. vance versus Gavin Newsom, seemingly the unspoken 2028 matchup. And she's on the good side. Also, Jasmine Crockett and Joy Reid have teamed up to push more hateful, sweeping generalizations about Republicans, with no pushback, of course. And Democrats tried to impeach Trump again, but they failed. This is like we taped the show earlier yesterday and I said, you know, we're taping the show earlier, so if there's some big news story and I don't cover it, that's why. And of course we tape the show and then Democrats try to impeach Trump. Christine Ohms on Capitol Hill. I'm like, okay, well, I just missed everything. So we're going to get to it tonight. And of course, like I said, we're going to get into scrolling time, answering your questions, all of that. So put your phones on. Do not disturb. Nightly scroll starts now. So you all know I'm a fan of Nicki Minaj. Big fan. In high school, I went to a Nicki Minaj Lil Wayne concert. I've been a fan. Then it turns out that during COVID 19, Nicki Minaj came out. She was an outspoken advocate against COVID 19 vaccine mandates. She did not like the mandates. And I thought, I've liked this girl. I knew I liked her for a reason. She's rapped about being a Republican before and now she's been outspoken about Christians being persecuted in Nigeria. She spoke at the UN Last month. She's worked with the Trump administration on this effort and continues to do so. But now she's being even more outspoken, specifically in favor of President Trump and Vice President Vance and coming out hard against Gavin Newsom. So she posted this on X recently saying, vance versus the Gav News knots. So Vance greater than the Gav Knots. So I guess that's the name that she's given Gavin Newsom fans. These are the Gav Knots. So she's anti Gavin Newsom. Can't blame her. Then she started tweeting about the fact that she likes that Vice President Vance, as we all do, he embraces the meme culture. He embraces the, you know, the fat JD Vance, the, the JD Vance with the lollipop and the spin spinning hat and all that stuff. She says this. Nothing brings me joy like the Vance memes. And knowing he Leaned into it like a boss. Top tier comedy character 100. But make no mistake, Vance is an assassin. Don't debate him on anything. Quick as a computer, maybe quicker. He's the best blend I've ever seen of us and them, which I thought was pretty cool. And then because she said that she loved the JD Vance memes, someone on the Internet somewhere put together this video of nicki Minaj and J.D. vance dancing together. And it's not really Vice President Vance, it's the fat version, the fat meme version of JD Vance. So let's take a look at this. Never thought I would see this. Look at jd breaking it down. To the A. Never thought I'd see the day. Never thought I'd see the day. So she's having fun on social media. It's the pro Trump, it's the maga. We love it. Then she started to go harder on Gavin Newsome, specifically following his comments that we've covered on this show about him being the most pro trans governor and how he wants to see more trans kids, which is crazy thing to say. And here is what Nicki Minaj said on that. She said, imagine being the guy running on, wanting to see trans kids. Haha. Not even a trans adult would run on that. Normal adults wake up and they think they want to see healthy, safe, happy kids. Not Gav. Not the Gav knots. Gav out. Send in the next guy. I'm bored. And she's ending all of these posts on X with Chucky, like angry pictures of Chucky. So I don't know what that's about, but I love it. She's angry. She's got, you know, maybe like a knife, she's ready to go. I don't know, she's. She's going to bat for the Republicans and I love it. Then she went even harder. She was talking about how, you know, Gavin Newsom thinks he's all that. He thinks he's Tom Cruise. She said this Gavin is the cute boy who got everything handed to him. But because of how cute and sexy and hot and smoking he was. Whoa, here's, here's Nicki Minaj. I don't know, she's. She's given Gavin Newsom. She's flirting with Gavin Newsom a little bit. Then she continues, oh, look at him sitting there in that suit with the sneakers on. He thinks he's Tom Cruise. Only difference is his next mission is impossible. He should get another leading role. This is obviously in reference to the fact that people seem to think that Gavin Newsom is the front runner for the Democrat Party going into the next 2028 election. There's no one else. I mean, unless it's AOC or someone. Everyone else is accounted for. Right? I mean, I don't think Bernie Sanders is going to run. Michelle Obama says she's not going to run. Hillary Clinton's got to give it up at this point. I don't think she's got another run in her or another loss in her. I don't think she's got it in her. Although she seems to not be able to go away. But Zoram Donnie, I mean, he's.
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He.
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He's elected in. In New York. I mean, all of these people. I mean, who. Who else is left? It's. It's AOC and who?
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Kamala.
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You think Kamala would run again?
Guest 2
I've heard whispers that she's at least considering it.
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Oh, I. I think she would lose big time.
Guest 2
Oh, for sure.
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Yeah. That would be a huge waste of money.
Guest 2
That hasn't stopped her from running in the past.
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No, that's true. But that. Yeah, that's true. That is true. But I don't know, maybe Beto o' Rourke would. Would come swing in. I haven't heard that name in years. But you never know. I mean, there they've got nobody. I mean, it's Gavin, right? So anyway, Nicki Minaj, she's continuing on her tirade against Gavin Newsom. And then she said this. Oh, Gabby pooh, it only gets worse from here for you, buddy. It's the end of the road for you, my love. I think she maybe likes him. We'll see. I don't know. I can't tell. This is hate or love. Get on the nearest jet ski and let that beautiful hair blow in the wind. It will make you happier than this race that you will not win. Enjoy life, peace. And, you know, celebrity endorsements don't really do much. You know, Kamala Harris tried this with Charlie XCX and Beyonce and JLo and Meg the Stallion and Taylor Swift. Right? Donald Trump had Hulk Hogan, may he rest in peace. Kid Rock, Dana White, Joe Rogan, Theo Vaughan, Mel Gibson, Dennis Quaid, Elon Musk. You know, everyone's got their celebrity endorsements, but having Nicki Minaj drag Gavin Newsom is a little different. We don't really usually see celebrities come out this hard against any politicians, certainly not on the left. Although Spencer Pratt led the charge after Gavin Newsom when his house was burned down in the Palisades fire. And he's been, you Know on his ass, if you will, ever since. So Spencer Pratt led the way. Nicki Minaj jumping on the bandwagon a little bit. I think these celebrity slammings of Gavin Newsom are more effective than any endorsement I've ever seen. And I think Gavin is really all the Dems have. That's going to be an issue, I think, for the Democrats to rally support around him and. And his policies, especially because, you know, his press office is just trolling on X in the style of Donald J. Trump. But they took it further with this post attacking Elon Musk and his daughter. This is what Gavin Newsom's press office said. Gavin Newsom, this video from the New York Times interview that he was doing where he said that he was very pro trans or whatever, and Elon Musk wrote this on Twitter in response. I want to see trans kids. There's no governor that's done more pro trans legislation than I have quoting Gavin Newsom in that video. And Governor Newsom's press office said, correct, we're sorry your daughter hates you, Elon. And they're referencing Elon Musk's son. So Elon Musk posted this on X in response, striking back, saying, trans people or no. What did he say? If we could pull up his. Yeah, I assume you're referring to my son Xavier, who has a tragic mental illness caused by the evil woke mind virus you push on vulnerable children. I love Xavier very much and hope he recovers. My daughters are Azure, Exa, she goes by Y and Arcadia. They do indeed love me very much. So that was his response I to Gavin Newsom's press office there. And that's. That really is the only response. He took the high road. He could have gone scorched earth on the press office there because to come for people's family and their children is really a low blow. Not that that's something that the left won't do, but, you know, trans people need help. Not affirmation, not more drugs. Support in the form of gender affirming care, as they call it, is not support at all. It's enabling mental illness. And when it comes to pushing it on children, it's abuse. So if that's the policy that Gavin Newsom wants to run on, and if he thinks he can just pat himself on the back for that, for mentally ill adults to groom and take advantage of vulnerable children, well, that's really sick. But again, wouldn't put it past him. All right, well, there are a lot of politicians that should be getting coal in their stocking for Christmas. But Birch Gold thinks as a smart planner you deserve silver. 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I have done so much around this country for so many people. I was talking to members on the floor about different things, and then later we had some other conversations. But long story short, you know, even other members are going to organize their volunteers and get them involved in the campaign. This is a campaign for everybody because this is about our democracy. We can flip the House, and we will flip the House. No matter how bad they make these maps, we are going to flip the House. But what good is flipping the house if the only thing that we're doing is shine a light on all the bad that is being done? The only way that you don't know what's being done is if you're just not paying attention. Like, it is clear that they are criminals. It is clear that they have killed people. It is clear that they don't give a damn about the people that actually voted for that. All of this stuff is clear.
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No, it's not. It's not clear. And nobody on the left ever pushes back when comments like this coming from a sitting congresswoman. I mean, this woman wants to represent all of Texas in the Senate. Ask her what? Republicans have killed people. How are they criminals? What are you referring to? Name names, bring receipts. But these gross generalizations are sowing more division, more hatred on the left. I can't even imagine who's watching the Joy Reid show, but I can't imagine that they're. I don't know, they're level headed. They're already a hateful, violent bunch. So what's more disgusting is that I, along with most conservatives in the media, will always call out violence on either side of the aisle because it's wrong. The left can't do that. The left justifies violence on their side of the aisle. They justify throwing Molotov cocktails at police officers. They justify Tesla charging stations being burned to the ground. They justify small businesses being looted in the name of social justice. They justify celebrating the deaths of Republicans when they die from COVID or when they get shot in the neck. Democrats don't have a leg to stand on when it comes to pointing fingers and blaming Republicans for hateful rhetoric or incitement to violence or any of that. Because now we've seen multiple Democrats downplay the terrorist attack on two National Guard soldiers, an attack that left one dead. May Army Specialist Sarah Backstrom rest in peace. But here is Democrat Representative Julie Johnson saying that that happened because People are just so frustrated. Watch.
Democrat Representative
You can't just snatch somebody walking into a coffee shop because of the color of their skin. There's no probable cause for that. And also that you will get due process. And that is not happening. And so what you're seeing is an overwhelming frustration of the American people in this country that the lack of respect and regard for the rule of law by this administration and in particular.
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This secretary, is at a level that we have never seen and violates all of the constitutional norms and all of the principles of legal fairness in this country. You're seeing that manifest itself in threats to law enforcement and bubbling over because people are frustrated and they are channeling that frustration because the administration is not listening.
Host
First of all, nobody is being snatched up at coffee shops because of the color of their skin. Ice, dhs, they are working together to make sure that they are getting criminal. Illegal aliens, gang members, human traffickers, drug smugglers. So threats to law enforcement, bubbling over that because people are just frustrated. What is she talking about? Army Specialist Sarah Backstrom was shot. Shot in the head. That's a disgusting, senseless attack on an innocent human being. So Julie Johnson's stance is if you're frustrated with the Trump administration or ICE efforts or deportation efforts, you can just kill members of the military is justified because people are frustrated. They're overwhelmed. I can't believe I'm hearing this. And then here's Mississippi Congressman Benny Thompson saying this, that it was just an unfortunate accident that these National Guards members were shot. Watch. And you called the shooting and killing of the National Guard member that happened recently an unfortunate accident. You then called it an unfortunate situation. The man's. The man is charged with first degree murder. Congressman, do you believe. Do you. Do you believe it was an accident? Oh, absolutely not. And obviously, let me be clear, I was moving toward the discussion that she could not blame Joe Biden on this situation because she approved this person's asylum application. And that's where we were headed. And so you're saying you missed it? Oh, absolutely, absolutely. Okay, so he just misspoke when he said it was an unfortunate accident that two members of our military were shot. That is shameful. That is absolutely shameful. And now also on cnn, I tweeted to make sure that Stephen Miller wasn't on CNN today. I don't think that he was, but Stephen Chung, who's the assistant to the president and White House Director of communications, he posted this on X saying, day three, The White House has again made Stephen Miller available to CNN for a Third day, anytime, any show, any topic, they have declined, presumably because they are scared Stephen will school them and call out fake news. Then he went on to say, CNN equals Chicken News Network. Again, President Trump coined the term fake news, but Chicken News Network is now the new nickname for cnn, which I love. And then Stephen Miller, I don't think he was ever booked on cnn, but CNN replied to this with a response. They put out a statement. CNN Communications, a CNN spokesperson, said members of the administration, including Stephen Miller, are welcome to come on our air. As a news organization, we make editorial decisions about the stories we cover and when, and that depends on the news priorities of the day. We look forward to having Stephen on in the future as news warrants. How much you want to bet on CNN today? They were talking about immigration efforts, deportations, and Kristi Noem on Capitol Hill. How much you want to bet that CNN was covering that today? I'd be willing to bet that that's probably a 100% chance that they covered that. So based on their editorial decisions, they just didn't want Stephen Miller on the shows to be able to debunk any of the stuff that they're spreading. I just, I don't know. So then Stephen Chung puts the ball in CNN's court and essentially says, well, well, thank you for that statement, but Stephen Miller is available all day today. Let me know what time works for you. I tweeted at Steven and the other Stephen asking if he was booked on cnn. I haven't, I haven't received an answer yet. But this just goes to show, the left is afraid of speech. They claim that words are violence. You know, Charlie Kirk, as we know, was assassinated because he stood for the opposite. He stood, stood for open dialogue. The left does not. They want to be able to call members of the Trump administration Nazis with no one pushing back on them. That's what they want. Because they call Stephen Miller a Nazi on their channel quite often. They call his wife Katie Miller a Nazi quite often as well. They want to control the narrative regardless of the facts. And when they're afraid of conversation or they're afraid of being called out for lying, they're afraid of Republicans and the Trump administration. They just want to shut it all down and they will stop at nothing. They continue to pedal lies and about the administration, specifically about deportation efforts. Here's another lie that Democrats peddled yesterday. DHS Secretary Christine, she was on Capitol Hill and the Democrats thought that they got her with a gotcha, claiming that she had deported a veteran. But that's not the full story. So here's what the Democrats posted on X. They thought that this was the gotcha right? They wrote caught in 4k. And here is screen grabs from the testimony yesterday. Madam Secretary, how many veterans have you deported? And Kristi Noem said, we have not deported military veterans. And then the Democrats pulled up this South Korean veteran and said, we are joined by a veteran on Zoom. Earlier this year. You deported him to Korea. Well, that's not really the full story at all. He self deported. But throughout this guy's 20s and 30s, he battled a crack cocaine addiction. He was arrested by police, he skipped his court hearings, he even admitted he couldn't stay clean. He was charged with possession of a controlled substance and bail jumping, which that doesn't allow you to become a naturalized citizen of this country or that doesn't mean that you get relief from a deportation order. You have to be on your best behavior. And this guy was not. So for a long time, citizenship, he even claimed himself was not a priority because he didn't fully grasp the consequences of not remaining or remaining a non citizen. So you don't get, you know, immunity just because you served in the military. He actually served for less than a year. So he doesn't get that, that luxury. He doesn't get to just become a citizen because he served in the military. He didn't serve long enough. And he was a criminal. He already had an order for deportation. He never became a citizen and he was wanted for crimes. And then he ended up self deporting. Because if you self deport, this is what the Trump administration's stance has always been since they took office. If you self deport, we'll give you $1,000 stipend. And if you do that, you can come back. But you have to do it the right way. If you, if you stay in this country and we find you and we deport you, you ain't coming back. Unless, of course, a Democrat comes in office and undoes everything that the Trump administration does. But that is the Trump administration's policy. Self deport and you can come back the right way. But this wasn't the only Democrat charade. Yesterday, the Democrats also attempted a third impeachment of President Trump. The effort was led by Al Green. And you know, he loves a photo op, he loves all this stuff. He's a virtue signaler. So they issued two articles of impeachment. The first one accused President Trump of abusing presidential power because they claim that he called for the execution of members of Congress. Well, again, that's not really the full story either. This was in response to the seditious six, where these are sitting members of Congress and people who served in the military basically putting forward seditious behavior, saying that members of the military should just defy orders from President Trump. And seditious behavior in that true social post that President Trump said is punishable by death. That's true. The White House then came out and said, you know, President Trump is not actually seeking executions, but what he said isn't wrong. So again, how could you impeach someone for telling the truth? But again, this is the Democrats. And then the second article accused Trump of threatening judicial independence by attacking federal judges online. And The House voted 237 to 140 yesterday. And this didn't go through. I mean, even Democrats wouldn't get on board with this, knowing it was a total waste of time to try to impeach Trump. Again, with Republican held control of the House and the Senate, they're just absolute losers. This was a hilarious thing. I was scrolling earlier and I saw that UPenn, they have some high profile graduates. They do, including the President of the United States. So I believe this was the Daily Pennsylvanian. This is a news article and it says there's President Trump, a photo of President Trump, a photo of Elon Musk, a photo of Luigi Mangioni, and a photo of Charlie Javis. So these are four graduates of UPenn that they claim have been in the national spotlight in 2025. I would have maybe left off the last two. You know, if you want to, I guess this isn't like directly from UPenn. Like, I don't think that you, Penn, would necessarily want to highlight Luigi and Charlie. But it's just, I mean, this is, I don't know, a Pennsylvania outlet. And they, they, they just thought that, you know, these people were noteworthy. And of course, you know, it's a murderer. And Charlie Javis, if you're unfamiliar with that, she graduated from Wharton in 2013, but she was sentenced to over seven years in prison. And she was found guilty on charges of fraud and conspiracy in this JP Morgan Chase 175 million acquisition of her startup. And so she was found guilty of fraud. And I don't really know what the Daily Pennsylvanian was trying to get at here. You know, for UPenn grads making headlines, one of course is the President of the United States. Another one is the richest men. One of the richest men in the world, most successful men in the world. Then there's a murderer that the left has turned into a sex symbol and some fraudster is just an odd grouping, I would say. But I'm sure you all have seen this video online of this gas explosion that happened in California. Oh, we don't have the video. All right, well, never mind. There was a crazy video. Oh, Ghee emailed it to me earlier, so I figured he had it. That's all right. Never mind. We won't. We won't get into that, but let's just get into some scrolling time and then I'll get into your questions. Foreign. All right, this first one I found today, and I thought it was hilarious, because this is if protests actually worked. Watch this. No Kings. No Kings. Are you sure this protest is even going to make a difference?
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Of course.
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Holding up signs and disturbing traffic is going to make a huge difference. Oh, my God. What? After seeing all the no Kings protests, I've decided to step down as President of the United States. Congratulations. You really made a difference. We did it. You were right. We made a difference. I told you we'd make a difference. What did I say? What did I say? See? Now what do we do? I guess we should start a new protest since we don't have any real jobs and live off the government. Yeah, let's do it. Come on. Their work here is done. It is funny to think about, you know, it's the no Kings protests, and obviously we don't have a king, but they're. They claim that they protest because they. They don't want Trump to turn into a king, but most of them believe that he's a king anyway, or they think that he's Hitler. I mean, pick one. Is he a king or is he Hitler? I don't know. But Hitler was never a king, and President Trump is neither a king nor Hitler. So whatever they're buying or whatever they're selling, I'm not buying. But it is funny to think, like, they think that he's a king. So all of these people are going to go out into the streets and they're going to make their little cardboard boxes. They're going to do their little arts and crafts projects. They're going to go out there with their painted signs and their painted faces and their blue hair and their green hair and their septum piercings, and they're all fat, by the way, so this is the only exercise they ever get. And then they're going to go out into the street and they're going to say, no Kings and whatever else that they. My body, my choice, whatever. And then do they really think that Trump cares? Do you think that he. Oh, you're right. All these libtards are out in the streets. Let me see what they have to say. These are the same people that are, you know, lighting people on fire. They're attacking cops, they're attacking ICE agents. It's like, why would anyone listen to what you have to say? You guys are lunatics. Why would President Trump care?
Guest 2
Well, you know, the Revolutionary War was one with cardboard signs and screaming at the town square.
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100.
Guest 2
The last time America knocked over a king. Right.
Host
Those were real men, though. And the left doesn't have those. So they're doing the best that they can. They're doing the best that they can. They're.
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I love the.
Host
They're working with the low T. The.
Guest 2
Very necessary flamboyance of the right characters in the skit.
Host
And he's wearing, like, Capri Jorts. I've never even seen anything like that. And they're, like, hanging off of his butt. I was like, where did. Where did this guy find those pants? Definitely something a liberal would wear. But this next one, this is a message from fat people to thin people. Watch this then, people.
Caleb Herron
I'm gonna try not to cry when I say this to you. Thin people, when you're buying seats for your home, I want you to think of the fattest person you've ever seen.
Host
Thank you.
Caleb Herron
I want you to think of the fattest, biggest, chunkiest you've ever encountered. And I want you to think, if I have over, would they enjoy this seat? And if the answer is no, I'd like you to skip it. Thin people. Thin people, if you can hear me, thin people, if you can hear me right now, thin people, they can't.
Host
You have a lot of thin fans.
Caleb Herron
I do, and it's concerning because they are small and thin people. Your seats aren't working.
Host
No.
Caleb Herron
And I'm not changing.
Host
No.
Caleb Herron
I'm not gonna lose weight to come over.
Host
No.
Caleb Herron
You need to get different chairs.
Host
And I'm gonna tell you something right now. Your little mid century furniture that you purchased.
Caleb Herron
Yeah.
Host
It's a hazard to me. I will break your beautiful things. It doesn't mid.
Caleb Herron
My good God. I gotta get the out of here.
Host
So I think his name's Caleb Herron. I've seen his stuff before. I do think he's very funny. I mean, obviously they're being sarcastic. But what he's talking about is really not that far off from reality. I mean, we see these, like, body positivity influencers who can't fit on an airplane. They. They need a seatbelt extender. The seatbelt extender is too small. We covered on the show the. The levels of fatness that you can be, you know, small fat, mid fat, super fat, medium fat, whatever, right? It's just this bad. It's another badge that they can wear. And this is where accessibility and, you know, equity and body positivity, they don't align because being fat, especially that fat, 99% of the time is something that you can control. And I know there's going to be people in the chat, well, you know, everyone's got an excuse, right? Well, I don't eat that badly. They do. I. Well, I can't afford to go to the gym. You don't need to go to the gym to be active. You can get up and walk. Well, you know, I hurt my knee, I hurt my shoulder. Do what you can while being safe. This is a choice. To be sedentary and to live a sedentary, unhealthy lifestyle is a choice. People say, well, I'm poor, so I can't afford healthy food, but people want to stay fat. And the body positivity movement encourages complacency and laziness. They tell you that you're fine the way you are. Fat is beautiful. I'm obese, but I swear I'm healthy. Again, it's bullshit. We know this. They've convinced themselves that they can do no wrong and they need to be catered to so that they tell their friends, buy chairs that accommodate me and my large size. Although I am not the standard, I am beyond, above and beyond the standard, and it's my fault. But you have to change your standards to fit my fat lifestyle. No. They say, make the airplanes bigger. No. And then they say, well, I'm going to sue you if you deny my Uber ride. There was a big fat rapper, Dank, I think. What is her name? Dank to Moss or something like that. She's so large. I've never seen someone so large. The Uber driver said, you're not going to fit in my car. I'm going to deny your Uber. And then she sued you. You know, we've seen it all, and I have seen enough. That is all I'm going to say. I've seen enough. I'm not buying different chairs to accommodate fat people. I'll be honest. Fat people don't come over. None of my friends are fat. So anyway, it's such a, such a.
Guest 2
Commentary on a bigger social issue. Like being fat used to be an indication of extreme wealth. And we live in such a privileged society that all the poor people are fat. Like, how did, how did we get here?
Host
Well, it's because our food is poisonous.
Guest 2
Yeah, but like I could eat McDonald's for a day of my life and still not look like that.
Host
Right, because you will move your body and you, your body doesn't defy the laws of thermodynamics. So if you burn more calories than you eat in McDonald's, you'll be fine. But other people don't. They want to eat McDonald's and sit on their ass and then be like, buy me a different chair and make airplanes bigger and all this stuff. It's entitlement. It's just entitlement. Speaking of entitlement, and I would love to get your take on this because this is mostly Gen Z people. But this next video is from a podcaster, Tanks, and she's an influencer. And someone called into her podcast and said this. Watch.
Podcaster Tanks
Had someone asked me today if they should take 120k remote, fully remote, or 240k to go into the office. And I was like, huh? And without even checking their profile, I absolutely knew they were a Gen Z. I. I knew their age started with a two. Because for you to even ask the question of whether you should take 120,000 extra dollars a year just to go to the office, just to march your little booty to the office, sit there, fuck around for a few hours, make some friends, eat the free donuts and leave. What do you guys think goes on at the office? It's not that scary. It's not that bad for a time, but right now it's. It's not that scary. It's not that scary. Especially for 120000 extra dollars a year. It's not that scary. It's nice. It gives you structure, make you guys less weird if you made some friends and had somewhere to be.
Host
So I'm just saying it's kind of true. I'm gonna try to pull up the comments on this video. I want your take on this. Like, it's crazy that people would take a 50 salary cut just to stay homely.
Guest 2
Mind blowing. I can't even comprehend.
Host
Do you think that this is.
Guest 2
I would do a lot of things for another 120 grand a year.
Host
Same like going into the office every day is not an. That's not a tall order. People used to do it all the time.
Guest 2
People used to move all the way across the country, coast to coast for less than $120,000. Your job used to take send. Your job used to send you across the country for a $90,000 a year job. That was America.
Host
I used to commute two hours into the city when I was living on Long Island. I would go into New York City. It would take me two hours to get to work and it would take me two hours to get home. And that was after an eight hour workday. And sometimes I would have to stay late and I would get overtime and you know, I didn't have a lot of time to myself. But I was in the city, my friends were working. We would go out and get like lunch together. There was like a, an office culture that I think Gen Z is just not getting behind. They don't want to go out for lunch with their co workers. They don't want to do happy hour. A lot of them aren't drinking. This is just like a different lifestyle now. And I'm just going to read through some of the comments here. Let me send it to my iPad here so I can pull it up and you all can see this as well. But people are saying, like even millennials in the chat, because people are quick to blame Gen Z, but a lot of these people in the comment section are millennials. I, I don't know how old they are. And maybe it's different if people have kids, they like don't want to commute. And that I guess I can understand. But someone said millennial here, you cannot pay me enough to go back to the office. And then this person said, me showing up to the office, like again, yeah, I'd be showing up with my iced coffee and I'll commute for $240,000 a year. That is a lot of money. You, you, you would rather sit at home and make less than that. 50 less. It's crazy. It is totally crazy. People saying in the chat, anyone passing on an extra 120, 000 a year is insane. Agree. And 81000 people like that. So at least we're not alone here. Then someone said, if I was single, I'd take the 2:40. As a working mom, I'd take the 120. So again, some people are weighing the fact, like, how does this fit into my lifestyle?
Guest 2
Only remotely possible explanation I can.
Host
Right.
Guest 2
I could think of.
Host
I agree.
Guest 2
Decent point, right?
Host
If it's, you know, you have kids and this is something that works for your lifestyle. Okay, I get it. Someone said $120,000 remote. My mental health is more important. What could the hell. Yeah. What could going to the office possibly be doing to your mental health? And people in this comment section were saying, you know, it's not all about money. Some people want to have a life. Some people are saying, like, this isn't good for my mental health. It's really not that bad. Someone. Someone even said, the office is not that bad, y'. All. Mental health.
Guest 2
And this. I mean, everyone in the comment section is using mental health as.
Host
As an excuse.
Guest 2
Not an excuse. As a. As a way to describe that they're a loser.
Host
Yeah, no, for a lot of these people, they use mental health as like a. It's a disability. It's a disability. It's also a badge of honor. It's whatever they need it to be.
Guest 2
Well, it's not actually mental health. I'm a lazy ass. I don't want to do anything other than sit in my mom's basement and make 120 grand.
Host
Apparently, this is wild. Someone said, Elder millennial, and I would take 120k to be fully remote without hesitation. What?
Guest 2
These are also people on TikTok, so they're probably already in their mom's basement.
Host
Someone said, my age starts with a three, and I would pick work from home. Well, my age starts with a three, and I go to the office every day, and I'm okay. And I would totally do it for 120. Sorry, $240,000. I mean, that's. Of course I do it for less than that. Of course I would take it. It's crazy. And then people are saying, you know, five days a week in the office. Absolutely not. People got so soft during COVID they just thought, I don't know. They got very used to staying at home. They got into their comfort zones. People don't want to go out and socialize anymore. Society has changed post Covid in. In a lot of ways for the worse.
Guest 2
I mean, I hope that that's a trackable. The original comment that can be tracked down to the person, because that's a fireable offense. If I'm your boss and I see that comment, I'm rescinding both Apple, both job offers instantly.
Host
I would just say, I'm giving you 120. Like, I'm not gonna get. You can come into the office and I'll give you 120. How's that.
Guest 2
That one. Final offer.
Host
Final offer. Sorry, you're a loser. And then they'll say, oh, it's my mental health. And then they'll sue for 5 million. So that's the Way that goes. All right, this next one is. I was scrolling through and I saw these, like, church signs that. These are mostly Baptist churches in the South. They have the little. What are those signs called where they have the numbers that they slide in and out. They're like interchangeable. I don't know if there's a name for them, but this is Pine Grove Baptist Church. I don't know where it is. Doesn't say. But it says, instead of an elf on a shelf, how about you in a pew? And then people in the comment section were also putting their churches and their signs in the chat. And some of them are very inappropriate for a church. I was a little shocked at these jokes that they were not politically correct. They were. They were not biblical. They were not. I think Jesus would be shaking his head at some of these, but we'll go through them. Too hot to keep changing signs. Sin, bad, Jesus good. Details inside. I like it. Straight to the point. Love it. Get in here. Get in here. This next one. Stop, drop and roll. Won't work in hell. Love it. Again, straight to the point.
Guest 2
Get in here. Baptist church sign I've ever seen.
Host
Yes. Yeah, this is Pickens Independent Baptist Church. This is a fellowship church. Whoever stole our AC unit, keep it. It's hot. Where you're going, I will know. Maybe they didn't have another E, but they did use the wrong form of your in that. Not to be a grammar police, but thought that that was funny. Don't steal from churches. Don't steal AC units. That's crazy. Come on, be better than that. This is another Baptist church. You know, what God left out of the Bible. Your opinion. Okay, what is this? Mineral Bluff Baptist Church? We're not Dairy Queen, but we still have great Sundays. You don't need a milkshake, but we do have some wine and some bread maybe. At least at our church we have some wine and some bread. First Baptist Church, you're the problem. Interesting. I don't know if. If someone was on the fence about going to this church. I don't know if that's going to get them inside. Blame playing the blame game here. This is Pleasant Valley Church of Christ. Some people forget how to pray until the cop makes a U turn, which is funny. I like that one. This is another one. Adam and Eve first to ignore the apple. Terms and conditions. Very smart. Very funny. I like it. I used to pass this church every day on the way to work. The signs were crazy. Says this commenter. North Central Baptist Church. Turner Byrne, Glenn Anthony Baptist Church. We were Dunkin long before those donut people. Baptisms, you know, I like it. Someone said, I saw one around Halloween that said, you know, it's really spooky hell. And I'll never forget that one. Hell is probably very spooky. Don't want to go. There's a church that I. That I live nearby, and one time it had a sign saying, you don't need AI when you have. I am like it. I like it. West side Baptist Church. Inflation hasn't infected the price of salvation. First Mount Bethel Baptist Church Gossip is the devil's radio station. Don't be his dj. Also like that one. I also like that one. Blah, blah, blah. Come to church Sundays at 9.30am and 11am Again, short, straight to the point. A little flippant, but okay. Baptism and hot dogs. August 31st, 11am hey, if you've got. If you've got sausage, sauerkraut and mustard, I'm there.
Guest 2
That is. That is group making 101 is. If you can't bribe them with anything, bribe them with food.
Host
Hot dogs. Good. Love it. Liberty Home Baptist Church. Santa Claus never died for anyone. True, true that. And he wasn't gay. Just to call back to our show from yesterday. No, Santa was not gay. No, it's not hot as hell. I don't get that one.
Guest 2
It's currently, like, right?
Host
Oh, like if it's hot out.
Caleb Herron
Yeah.
Host
Okay. I'm, like, going over my head a little bit. God loves fat people. Faithful, available, teachable. Am I reading that right?
Guest 2
They're saying FAT's an acronym. FAT faithful, available teacher.
Host
Oh, okay. Am I okay? I think maybe it's just, like, late in the week and I'm just. My brain's not functioning fully. You think it's hot here? Hotter in hell? Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case, too. Come join us. Cute. Pray for a good harvest, but continue to hoe. Okay. Interesting. The best gift a mother can give is time spent on her knees. This is what I'm talking about. Some of these, I think Jesus would shake his head. I think he wouldn't be too pleased with this one. I don't know. Maybe that's the shock and awe factor they think is going to get sinners into church. I'm not sure, but anyway, I thought that that was funny. Thank you for scrolling along with me on this Friday evening. Thank you to all my homies in the chat. Idol. Oh, I didn't even get to my questions. I have to answer questions. We got the time and I'VE got nine minutes left. My bad. Sorry, guys. If you have any questions for me in the chat, obviously, throw them in the chat and you guys can keep track of them and tell them in my ear. But someone asked me on Instagram, my favorite genre of movies, and it is absolutely scary movies. Love scary movies. They're my favorite. I can watch them alone in the dark. Love them. I just do. I also like comedies and I like rom coms, but scary movies are number one. And I don't really like action movies. I don't really like superhero movies. So, yeah, that's the favorite genre of movies. Someone said, do you think cameras should be allowed in the courtroom of the alleged Charlie Kirk assassin? Absolutely. More transparency, the better. Someone said, best Christmas movie. My favorite Christmas movie is the Holiday with Jack Black and Cameron Diaz and Kate Winslet and Jude Law. Great movie. I watch it once a year. Highly recommend. It's super sweet, just wholesome. Great movie. Then someone asked my favorite animated Christmas movie, and that has to be Rudolph or Frosty the Snowman. And then I wanted to get your take on Polar Express. Does that count as animated? It's a little Uncanny Valley for me. It's a little spooky. Their faces are not normal.
Guest 2
I'm pretty sure that's animated.
Host
Yeah.
Guest 2
I would say. Yeah.
Host
But it's not animated in the same way as the older ones. Like Frosty the Snowman is like drawn animation.
Guest 2
Yeah.
Host
Rudolph was like puppets, I think.
Guest 2
Claymation.
Host
Yeah. And yeah, I like the Polar Express, but the kids are really scary looking. I'm not gonna lie.
Guest 2
Super fair.
Host
Yeah. Least favorite job to do. Someone asked me, like, what was my least favorite job I've ever had? I've never had a job that I didn't like, but certainly times were hard. You know, it was stressful at times. But I've always loved my jobs. But some job that I would never want to do. Probably like a garbage truck person. Like, that would be kind of gross. Smelly. I wouldn't want to these days. I wouldn't want to be a flight attendant and deal with all these people. That's crazy. I feel for these people. Don't want to do that.
Guest 2
Campaign manager.
Host
Would not want to be Kamala's campaign manager. That would be a really tough go. Anything with math. I'm really bad at math. So even yesterday I realized that I did the math wrong on that guy that broke his legs to be 6:1.
Guest 2
That was like 8 or 12 minus 8 or something.
Host
I was like. I realized in the moment. I did the math. And the math was wrong again. I need my fingers or a calculator. I'm really bad at math. And then someone said, what was your favorite accomplishment for this year? Obviously, starting this show. I appreciate all of you so much. And then someone in the chat said, how far do you hit your driver? Well, it depends if I really spank it. Like 270. I think that's one of my better ones. So, yeah, long and straight. And then someone said, was something like nightly scroll always the goal, and not always. I think it took me a little while in my career to figure out what I wanted to do. And I obviously started off behind the scenes. I was a producer. And after I worked in that for a little bit, and I was, you know, making other people good at their jobs, I thought, well, I could just do this for myself. You know, I would be the producer on man on the street interviews. And there was an instance where I would go out and I would grab the people and I would start the conversation with them and see if they were willing to be on camera. And then I would say, okay, we had a great conversation. Then I was like, all right, the reporters over there, and they were like, oh, like, I have to do this again. And I'm like, let me just, like, cut out the middle person. Like, I can just do man on the street interviews, you know, Like, I already know what I'm doing. The people, like, I already have a good rapport with them. And so I figured, you know, once I left Fox, I went over to Newsmax, started doing man on the street interviews. Absolutely loved it. Did a lot of man on the street interviews with Outkick, which is Fox News Digital. Loved that. Started, like, really leaning into social media when I was working at Outkick and Newsmax and. And Fox News Digital, and I just loved it. So when I was at fox, actually in 2019, I pitched a show called Shadow Band that was all about, like, TikTok and being conservative on TikTok. And at the time, you know, they were just like, get out of here. You know, like, they weren't really ready for something like that. And I pitched it to Fox News Radio. Nothing ever happened. Then I went over to Newsmax. I pitched it to Newsmax. Nothing ever happened. They just, like, didn't have the infrastructure for it or they didn't want me to do it. I don't know. And then I went over to Fox News Digital again, and I pitched it again, and I ended up doing a weekly YouTube show called Screen Time, where, like, I would joke about how my screen time was super high and I would. It was. It's basically like my scrolling time segment was screen time. And I did that once a week and it was like 15 minutes long. And then Dan saw those clips and thought, well, if you're not under contract, you should come over to Silverlock and do a show like that. So that's how it all happened. But yeah, once I figured out that I wanted to have a show or host a show, nightly scroll was always the goal. I figured when I was working at Fox, I thought, we have people who are in their 40s and 50s pretending like they know what's going on on social media with younger people. And they didn't have anyone younger at the time to break down what's going on with memes and TikToks and all these trends. And I thought, what a missed opportunity. And I thought that maybe I could fill that gap. But obviously it didn't work out until much later. So, anyway, so someone said, haley, you seem flushy. It's hot as hell in here. It is hot as hell in here. And I'm wearing a leather jacket, so. Yes. And I also have some. Some blush on, so maybe the blush blindness got to me. I don't know. Someone asked, you still talk to Sean Hannity? I don't, but I absolutely loved working for him. It was an awesome experience and it was just. It was so wonderful. So nothing but good things to say. Of course. And on that note, now I'll say goodbye. Have a good weekend, everyone. And I'll see you right back here tomorrow. Or not tomorrow, Monday.
Nightly Scroll with Hayley | Ep.196 | December 13, 2025
Host: Hayley Caronia
In this episode, Hayley Caronia uses her signature wit and unfiltered conservative perspective to dissect the latest twists in American pop culture and politics. The central thread is a surprisingly fierce online feud: superstar rapper Nicki Minaj’s comedic and pointed attacks on Gavin Newsom, framed within the larger context of the 2028 election buildup. Alongside the Nicki vs. Gavin segment, Hayley explores the pitfalls of left-wing rhetoric, recent impeachment folly, evolving workplace values among Gen Z, fat acceptance trends, and a viral round-up of church sign humor. The conversational, combative tone is punctuated by quotable moments, jabs at political opponents, and playful banter with a co-host.
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Hayley Caronia maintains a brisk, sarcastic, and unapologetically conservative tone throughout, balanced by playful pop culture riffs and spirited debate with her co-host. Her narration mixes exasperation with humor, especially when critiquing left-wing figures or trends she sees as emblematic of contemporary “entitlement” or misplaced priorities.
This summary gives a comprehensive picture for anyone needing context, main arguments, and the episode's mood—no need to listen to get the punchlines or political jabs!