Handsy Illegal Attacks Pro-America Teen - Scrolling w/ Hayley (Ep. 341)

Summary

Podcast Summary:

Scrolling with Hayley – Ep. 341: "Handsy Illegal Attacks Pro-America Teen"
Host: Hayley Caronia
Date: July 17, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of Scrolling with Hayley sees Hayley Caronia, joined by her regular co-hosts and commentators, dig into a series of viral and headline-grabbing stories illuminating what she views as the failures and hypocrisies of the progressive Left. The central focus is on the case of Caitlin Tracy, an illegal Canadian immigrant who allegedly assaulted a teenage girl wearing pro-Trump memorabilia. Hayley unpacks the details of this incident, discusses the Left’s response (including a viral husband "sob story" and a GoFundMe campaign), and broadens the lens to other topics such as the current state of the Democratic Party, LGBTQ issues in law enforcement and homelessness, the renaming of Palm Beach International Airport to honor Donald Trump, and a humorous Florida Man headlines game.

The episode brims with Hayley’s signature fiery, unapologetic conservative commentary: expect a blend of media critique, culture-war jabs, playful banter, and a smattering of memorable zingers.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Viral ICE Arrest & Assault — The Caitlin Tracy Case

• Background and Viral Video ([02:10]–[06:23])
  • Incident recap: A viral TikTok features a husband emotionally appealing for help as ICE detains his wife, Caitlin Tracy.
  • Hayley's critique: She mocks the plea as a "perfect leftist sob story" and dismisses the emotionality as unattractive.

    “If this was my husband and then I got out of jail and saw that video, that would give me the ick.” — Hayley [03:15]

  • Details about Caitlin Tracy:
    • Illegal Canadian immigrant, overstayed visa.
    • Allegedly slapped a 14-year-old girl for wearing pro-Trump/America 250 memorabilia on July 4th.
    • Charged with assault, neglect, and other crimes.
• Discussion on Political Violence
  • Hayley sees the case as another symptom of Trump Derangement Syndrome leading to physical violence over political disagreements.
  • Open disdain for illegal immigrants who, in her view, disrespect US laws and become cause célèbres for the Left.

    "If you hate the President so much, go home. She was supposed to leave in September before the election anyway. Why stay?" — Hayley [07:12]

2. GoFundMe, Media Amplification & the Narrative Cycle

• GoFundMe Campaign Critique ([10:12]–[11:21])
  • Liberal supporters start a fundraiser for Tracy’s legal fees after the husband’s viral plea.
  • Hayley is scornful, pointing out GoFundMe’s supposed pivot from genuine needs to platforming "the worst people of society."

    “GoFundMe used to be, you know, kid with cancer, medical bills, things like that. Now it's like the worst people of society or they need their legal bills paid.” — Hayley [10:56]

3. Democrats, Sex Scandals & Identity Politics

• Mocking Asexual Candidate ([13:51]–[17:11])

  • Hayley reacts to California Secretary of State candidate Mark Hardy, who makes a campaign video advertising he is “100% asexual.”
  • Panel jokes about whether sexual orientation has become “currency” for Democrats, and pokes fun at the list of female celebrities Hardy says he’s not attracted to.

    “You can’t just run as a dude. You can’t just be like, ‘hey, I’m a dude that’s running for office.’” — Hayley [16:37]

• Maine Senate Race Oddities ([17:11]–[18:47])

  • Discussion of another Democratic candidate with unusual qualifications (songwriter background, non-traditional gender presentation), furthering Hayley's point about perceived Democratic chaos.

4. Policing, LGBTQ Initiatives & Homelessness in Blue Cities

• Nashville PD Pride Initiatives ([19:38]–[22:05])
  • Nashville Police introduce a “Safe Places” sticker program to signal LGBTQ support and safety.

    “She feels very proud that she is putting stickers on businesses… If you saw a crime being committed, what does the sticker do?” — Hayley [20:47]

  • Hayley critiques these as empty gestures that miss the point of law enforcement.
• LGBTQ Homeless Shelter Critique ([22:54]–[24:21])
  • Segment on Nashville launching LGBTQ-affirming youth shelters. Hayley questions why sexuality should influence access to help, calling the distinction unnecessary and exclusionary.

5. Palm Beach International Airport Renaming

([24:21]–[32:32])

• Liberal Backlash over Renaming
  • Discussion of the Florida legislature renaming PBI after Donald Trump.
  • Hayley explains the process is legislative (not Trump’s own doing) and mocks liberal critics.

    “So we don’t live in a dictatorship. … If they asked President Trump, ‘Hey, do you want to rename this?’ he would have said absolutely.” — Hayley [25:33]

• Trolling Liberals with Airport Name
  • Jokes about TDS ("Trump Derangement Syndrome"), liberals boycotting the airport, and how that improves the airport experience for conservatives.

    “If that is going to make the airport experience for me less crowded and there's less liberals… that's awesome. … Just lean in, just trigger people.” — Hayley [31:12]

6. Florida Man Headlines Game

([33:57]–[45:46])

• New Segment: True or Fake?
  • Co-hosts read out wild “Florida man” headlines—Haley has to guess which are real and which are fabricated.
  • Stories include:
    • Man arrested with a pet fish at Taco Bell.
    • Attempting to return a half-eaten sub.
    • Tossing an alligator into a Wendy’s.
    • Trading snakes for pizza.
    • Slow getaways on Walmart power scooters.
  • Hayley consistently guesses wrong, laughs at herself, and plays up the "Florida is lawless" theme.

7. Other Viral and Cultural Stories

([45:50]–[56:28])

• Hiker Needs $70,000 Rescue Airlift
  • Discussion about a plus-sized hiker who suffered heat exhaustion and required a costly helicopter evacuation.
  • Hayley stresses personal responsibility: start with smaller hikes, don't endanger your group.

    "Never make fun of someone who’s trying to better themselves... but don’t put yourself in a situation where you could be airlifted." — Hayley [48:32]

• Child Calls 911 for Food – Vegan Parental Malpractice
  • Body cam footage of a child reporting hunger as vegan parents allegedly withhold food.
  • Hayley ties the case to mental health issues like Munchausen syndrome by proxy and criticizes creating “vegan kids” without consent.

    “She says... ‘my kids can’t eat chicken nuggets. They’re vegan.’ No, they’re not. They’re being forced into that lifestyle.” [52:55]

• Clueless Critique of Thanking Veterans
  • Responding to a viral video questioning the point of thanking veterans, Hayley answers emphatically.

    “Thanking the troops isn’t about being part of some pro-military cult or sense of belonging. It’s about being self-aware enough to know that we have them to thank for everything we have.” — Hayley [56:28]

8. Lighthearted Closer & Q&A

([59:47]–[62:26])

• Workplace Prank
  • Funny TikTok: "POV, it’s your first day at your new job and everyone has you as their desktop background."
  • Hayley and crew approve as a welcoming, low-stakes prank.
• Rapid-Fire Q&A
  • Viewers chat about birthday gifts, weekend plans, and minor personal updates.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On the Husband’s Viral Sob Story

  “If this was my husband and then I got out of jail and saw that video, that would give me the ick.” — Hayley [03:15]

• Political Violence Reflection

  “Political violence is now being triggered by T-shirts… Trump just triggers something in these people that makes them react violently.” — Hayley [06:48]

• On GoFundMe’s Mission Drift

  “Now it’s like the worst people of society or they need their legal bills paid. No, thank you.” — Hayley [10:56]

• Democratic Candidate Satire

  “You have to give people a reason to believe that there’s not going to be anything that comes out. … He's never looked at another woman, and he's never looked at another man. He’s asexual.” — Hayley [15:33]

• Airport Renaming Snark

  “If that is going to make the airport experience for me less crowded and there's less liberals… that's awesome.” — Hayley [31:12]

• Thanking Veterans

  “Thanking the troops isn’t about being part of some pro-military cult… It’s about being self-aware enough to know that we have them to thank for everything we have.” — Hayley [56:28]

• Recurring Joke: "Florida is Lawless"

  • Throughout the "Florida Man" headlines segment, both hosts and chat repeat the refrain that nothing is too outrageous for real news in Florida.

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Section Timestamps

• The Caitlin Tracy story and husband's viral plea: [02:10]–[06:23]
• Political violence & Trump's impact on opponents: [06:23]–[09:14]
• GoFundMe campaign & media response: [10:12]–[11:21]
• Democrats and deviant candidates: [13:51]–[17:47]
• Nashville police LGBTQ policy/stickers: [19:38]–[22:05]
• LGBTQ homelessness & critique: [22:54]–[24:21]
• Palm Beach Intl. Airport renaming/DJT: [24:21]–[32:32]
• Florida Man headlines game: [33:57]–[45:46]
• Viral plus-sized hiker rescue story: [46:04]–[49:52]
• Vegan child hunger/parental abuse: [49:52]–[54:42]
• Why thank veterans — viral critique and Hayley’s response: [54:42]–[56:28]
• Workplace prank & closing Q&A: [59:47]–[62:26]

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Tone & Style

• Sharp, irreverent conservative wit
• Mocking and incredulous toward progressive positions
• Frequent pop culture and TikTok references
• Lighthearted banter in segments like the “Florida Man” game
• Occasional self-deprecation ("I'm horrible at this game")
• Frequent engagement with chat, audience Q&A

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For Listeners Who Missed It

This episode showcases Hayley Caronia’s approach: headline-driven, fast-paced conservative commentary with panel banter and a blend of cultural critique and humor. Signature segments like the “Florida Man” game provide levity, while the episode’s first half dives into political and culture war issues that animate Hayley’s audience. Expect pointed jabs at progressive narratives, viral video breakdowns, and no-holds-barred analysis of the week’s oddest headlines.

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See Also:

• Podcast on Apple Podcasts
• Podcast on Spotify
• Podcast on Rumble

Transcript

[Haley Carania]

Hello and welcome to the show. This is scrolling with Haley. I'm Haley Carania. Make sure that you subscribe to this show, rumble.com Haley that brings you to the Bungee Uni report channel. Make sure that you are subscribed. You like all the buttons you press, thumbs up, and whatever else there is to touch. I hope that you touch all the buttons, press all the buttons, and that you tell a friend. Yeah, of course, if you want to watch us live, which some people are watching live right now, and I always appreciate that. I also just put on my Instagram story some ask me anything. And I said that I'll answer some questions live at the end of the show. So let's definitely make time for that. If I'm running late, just tell me. Um, so I'll. I'll get. I'll grab those from my Instagram story at Haley Karenia on Instagram. If you want to throw me a question. I will get to as many as I can. But first, before we get into the show, I want to tell you about Helix Sleep. I've been focusing a lot on improving my sleep lately. And one of the best changes I've made is switching to the Helix mattress, the midnight luxe mattress. And now I'm sleeping more comfortably, waking up feeling more rested and ready for the day. And of course, my workouts in the morning gotta be well rested. So one thing I really liked is how easy it was. Helix makes the process just so simple. They have a sleep quiz. You take the questions, you answer the questions about your sleep habits. They match you with a mattress designed specifically for you. And I added the cooling upgrade because we live in South Florida, so it's hot, and it's definitely hot in the summer. Uh, it's hot all year round, but it definitely helps stay cool and you're not waking up feeling overheated. So on top of that, Helix offers a free shipping. The setup is so simple, you get a 120 night sleep trial plus a limited lifetime warranty, making it easy to try for yourself. And Helix has an exclusive offer for all of you. Go to helix sleep.com Haley that's H A Y L E Y for 27% off site wide. Helix sleep.com Haley for 27% off site wide. Exclusive for my listeners. Helixsleep.com Haley put those phones on do not disturb. The show starts now. All right, listen to this guy rant about his wife who was picked up by ice. This is. This is a real sob story. Watch.

[Husband of Caitlin Tracy]

I need help. I don't know what to do. My wife is being detained by ice. She's in Ocean County Jail right now. And I get a hold of her. She keeps trying to call me, but they won't let me put money on her card. The kiosk in the Thomas river, like, jail is broken, and all the numbers and stuff they gave me wasn't right or wouldn't allow me to put money on her card. And ICE is coming there to pick her up. I need an immigration lawyer. I need help. I don't. I don't know what to do. I don't have any money. I'm so broke. But I'll. I gotta figure something out. I gotta save her. I love. I need help. I need. I need you to figure out. I don't know. I don't know. This just happened.

[Mark Hardy]

I.

[Husband of Caitlin Tracy]

I need help. I need my wife. I don't want her to get hurt. I don't want to see her get. I don't know what to do. I don't. I don't know what to do.

[Leftist Critic]

Sorry.

[Haley Carania]

I can't help but laugh. Like, if this was my husband and then I got out of the. I got out of jail and saw that video, that would give me the ick.

[Nashville PD LGBTQ Liaison]

Really bad.

[Co-host/Friend]

A caring, loving husband hoping to get you out of jail.

[Haley Carania]

He's floundering. He has no idea what to do. He's broke. He's not a problem solver.

[Co-host/Friend]

I think it'd be really helpful if crying on TikTok is country and understood our legal system.

[Haley Carania]

That too. But crying on TikTok is not what I. That's not a. A quality that I want in my future, man. I'm just gonna say that if I'm in trouble and my husband is like, hold on,

[Grace (Hiking Story)]

help.

[Haley Carania]

I. I love my wife. I don't know what to do.

[Co-host/Friend]

I like to think the cops would come up and be like, hey, by the way, get off your phone. Your husband's crying on Tick tock currently.

[Nashville PD LGBTQ Liaison]

Yeah.

[Leftist Critic]

It's just like a.

[Haley Carania]

It's a sad story, right? So this is. This is. It has all the makings of the perfect leftist sob story where the husband is just, like, grabbing his TikTok and, you know, big, bad ICE took his wife off the streets. He can't get to her. He's so broke. He needs your money because he doesn't have any money. He was trying to put money on regard, but then he's like, I don't have money for anything else. So let's add some color to this story, shall we? Everyone meet his lovely Wife, Caitlin Tracy. This is what Homeland Security posted. This is just like a full picture of what's going on. So Caitlin Tracy is a criminal illegal alien from Canada who is charged with simple assault, neglect of a child, compounding crime, and harassing communication. She allegedly struck a teenage girl wearing pro Trump memorabilia on a boardwalk in Point Pleasantle beach on Fourth of July weekend. She was arrested by Point Pleasant Beach Police Department, who facilitated a controlled transfer into ICE custody, where she will remain pending her immigration proceedings. She entered the United States on April 4, 2024, on a visa set to expire September 6, 2024. In violation of our nation's laws, she overstayed her visa and failed to depart. And now what seems to be video of this incident, this alleged assault has gone viral. Take a look at this. So here she is again. This is a young woman. I, I think she's about 14 years old, and she's wearing a. You can't really see it, but it's a 250America 250 shirt. And she's wearing, you know, this Trump memorabilia or Amer Pro America memorabilia. And this woman is open, open palm, slapping this woman twice in the phase. This child, I mean, she's a minor. Slapping her again, allegedly, because she's wearing this shirt. This is a grown adult acting like a child. She cannot keep her hands to herself and obviously cannot control her anger or her emotions. She hates Trump so much that she was willing to put her hand on a young girl wearing a America 250 shirt on America 250 man on the 4th of July.

[Co-host/Friend]

Ma', am, just go get some French fries and enjoy the boardwalk.

[Haley Carania]

But this makes me question, too. Something must have happened between them. Again, I'm not, I'm not defending this by any means, but imagine how many people are wearing pro Trump memorabilia on the boardwalk in New Jersey on fourth of July. How many people are in Old Navy T shirts. She must have been triggered. You know, she's just seeing all these people. She's like, who do I slap first?

[Co-host/Friend]

You know, I like to think that the 15 year old was properly bullying her and she finally snapped.

[Haley Carania]

I know we. I guess we'll never know what happened because this is the case with all viral videos. They start too late, right? People pull their phone out after something happens. So I guess we'll never know, but she's obviously in the wrong. You can't slap minors, and you certainly can't overstay your visas. So this is what this has come to, right? Political violence is now being triggered by T shirts. Ladies and gentlemen, and we've seen this on the rise for the last decade, whether it's a red hat or something else, but Trump just triggers something in these people that makes them react violently to him and to his supporters. So go ahead and disagree. That's your right. But to physically harm someone over their political affiliation being different for yours, Grow up. Not to mention how this woman would likely see a lot less Trump memorabilia if she didn't live in the United States illegally, mind you, go to Canada. She's supposed to be back in Canada. You'll probably not find many Maga hats or America 250 shirts in Canada. If you hate them so much, go home. If you hate the President so much, go home. She was supposed to leave in September before the election anyway. Why stay? Why stay throughout Trump's big, bad presidency if you hate him and his leadership in the country so bad? I don't get that. It's almost as if living in America is sick. And she knows it.

[Co-host/Friend]

Deep down.

[Haley Carania]

Deep down, she knows it. It's so cool. It's so awesome. She, like, couldn't help it. Go to the beach and celebrate Fourth of July, American culture with everyone else. She wants to be a part of it so bad. I don't know what. I don't know what happened, but she got very upset and decided to take her anger out, and, well, she's going to have to go back home.

[Co-host/Friend]

I have a dumb question.

[Haley Carania]

Okay.

[Co-host/Friend]

So to overstay a visa, you just don't leave and you just lay low?

[Nashville PD LGBTQ Liaison]

Yeah.

[Co-host/Friend]

That's all it takes?

[Haley Carania]

I think so. I think whatever documentation you're supposed to be doing, you just don't do it.

[Co-host/Friend]

That's kind of cool.

[Haley Carania]

Yeah. I mean, you just. Yeah, you. You try to lay low, but laying low doesn't mean assaulting people.

[Co-host/Friend]

No, that's the opposite of laying low for.

[Haley Carania]

These people really can't help themselves, though. Like, the amount of violent crime at the hands of illegal aliens that I've covered on this show is quite staggering. It's murder, rape, they're driving drunk. Like, these people are lawless, and we know this. They don't care about laws, obviously, but

[Co-host/Friend]

this is, like, a caricature of it. But this is happening all the time, right?

[Haley Carania]

It's really. You know, this is just the latest incident. Right. And it happened to be this Canadian woman, and, you know, she's slapping this minor, which is horrific. And, yeah, it's just. This is another one of these things. These people don't care about our laws. They have no Respect for authority. And it just seems odd that if you're trying to evade law enforcement, why would you. Why would you commit crime? Why would you continue to commit crimes? They can't help themselves, though. They really can't. Yeah, I don't know. I wouldn't mind if the door hit her where the good Lord splitter. You know, people say, don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you. I think the door should hit her.

[Co-host/Friend]

It seems like it's going to.

[Haley Carania]

Yeah, and it should. And she had multiple opportunities to come to this country the legal way, remain in the country, legally follow the laws. She obviously can't seem to handle that. That's the. That's the deal, you know, you got to come here and follow our laws. And if you can't do that, goodbye. So goodbye. The woman's trash. And that's just, you know, a minor detail that the left is all too happy to ignore, because she's their latest ICE victim, right? This ICE victim. And they get to celebrate and raise money for her. So, yes, a GoFundMe was started because of the husband sob story, which I guess people bought. Liberals bought it on TikTok, and, you know, that video goes viral, and then they start raising money. GoFundMe has really seen a fall from grace. I think it used to be, you know, kid with cancer, medical bills, things like that. Now it's like the worst people of society or they need their legal bills paid. No, thank you.

[Co-host/Friend]

That's such an astute.

[Nashville PD Representative]

Hey.

[Co-host/Friend]

Observation.

[Haley Carania]

I slapped this teenager in the.

[Leftist Critic]

In the.

[Haley Carania]

In the street. Help. No, actually, no. The same thing with Carmelo Anthony. I stabbed a fellow teenager at a track meet. Help. No, actually, no.

[Co-host/Friend]

I've seen GoFundMes for the. Not the scourge of the earth, kind of things like that, but just. We're moving. Yeah, dog, I don't know what to tell you.

[Haley Carania]

It is. You know, I don't know. I just think they need to vet these things. And they. And they do. GoFundMe took this down. They did want to raise $9,000. But that's the thing with GoFundMe. I think once you reach the limit, then you can extend it. And then it's like, oh, well, if people gave us 9,000, let's ask for 18,000. Let's ask for. You know, and then they just keep upping the ante. So they did raise 4, $500 on their way to 9,000 before it was taken down. And GoFundMe essentially said this. A spokesperson said consistent with this long standing policy, any fundraisers for the legal defense of someone charged with a violent crime are removed from the and fully refunded. But it is amazing to see who the left will prop up as their momentary darling. It doesn't take much. You know, you could be a drug addict, you could be evading arrest, you could be a homeless person on the bus. You know, they'll let Nazis and deviants run for office and they really have no standards at all. And it's really whatever and whoever fits their narrative. They don't even stop for five seconds to see if this person is worth defending. They just hear woman taken by ICE and now her husband is fake crying on the Internet. So all right, like this becomes their new obsession. Then they realize, oh, this is a real piece of shit. And now they're like oops. But they can't cut the left can't now come out and say, oh, we wanted to support this woman, but I guess not, you know, oh, I guess ICE really aren't the bad guys. So I think this woman should just go home to Canada and she can hate us from there. Let's talk about the state of the Democrat party, shall we? They're, they're in shambles. They really don't have anyone that great. They've got sex scandals galore. And you know the sex scandals, by the way, we have sex scandals. It's Democrats, conservatives, men and women, you know, presidents, interns. You know, I can't even just blame it on Democrats. Like as of late we've seen the Graham Platner, the Eric Swalwell, the Reuben, whatever his name is. All these people come out and it's know it seems to be like it's on the left. But then we've got the Christine Ohm's husband. Like I feel like politics just, it's like this magnet of this deviant, deviant behavior. And I, I can't just blame it on the Democrats. So this leaves candidates now no choice but to convince voters that they are squeaky clean, that they are not wrapped up in anything of the sort that's going to get them in trouble. So this guy is running for Secretary of State, I believe in California, or so he says. And here's how he's making his pitch to the voters there. Watch.

[Mark Hardy]

I don't experience sexual attraction. I'm 100% non sexual. I'm 100% asexual. My name is Mark Hardy. I'm a candidate for California Secretary of state in the 2030 election. Vote for Mark Hardy for California Secretary of State in 2030. I don't experience sexual attraction. I will be the first asexual person elected in the United States. I'm not attracted to Taylor Swift. I'm not attracted to Beyonce. I'm not attracted to Rihanna. I'm not attracted to Angelina Jolie. I'm not attracted to anyone. I don't believe in sex. I don't believe in sexual attraction. I am asexual. Thank you.

[Haley Carania]

Did you guys hear that? He's asexual. I think he's asexual. Did he mention that in the video?

[Co-host/Friend]

His name.

[Haley Carania]

Actually, I'm asexual. I don't experience sexual attraction. My name is Mark Hardy. Thank you. People in the chat are saying, asexual. He's 100% gay. What a freak. Is this serious? People are not buying it in the chat. Now, I found this funny because to, I guess, get around the cancel culture of it all, especially in California. This is necessary. I think you have to. You have to give people a reason to believe that there's not going to be anything that comes out. You've got no skeletons in your closet. You've never looked at another woman, and he's never looked at another man. He's asexual. He doesn't.

[Nashville PD Representative]

He.

[Haley Carania]

You know, I'm poking holes in this. He said, I don't find any of these women attractive. He didn't mention any men.

[Co-host/Friend]

I was just about to say he

[Haley Carania]

should have been like, I don't find Brad Pitt attractive.

[Co-host/Friend]

I want to go through the list

[Haley Carania]

because I don't find George Clooney attractive.

[Co-host/Friend]

Taylor Swift, Beyonce, Rihanna. Then he.

[Haley Carania]

Angelina Jolie.

[Co-host/Friend]

Angelina Jolie.

[Nashville PD LGBTQ Liaison]

These.

[Haley Carania]

Well, Angelina Jolie is very attractive. I think Beyonce and Rihanna are very attractive. Taylor Swift is fine.

[Chat/Commentator]

If you told me to name five attractive celebrities. If you told me to name 20 attractive celebrities, Taylor Swift would not be on the list. Would not be on the list.

[Haley Carania]

Who would be on the list then?

[Co-host/Friend]

This is taking a turn.

[Haley Carania]

Okay, never mind. All right. Never mind.

[Co-host/Friend]

Absolutely not. Absolutely not.

[Haley Carania]

Never mind.

[Mark Hardy]

This is.

[Co-host/Friend]

I agree, Haley. He should have listed a couple.

[Haley Carania]

He should have listed some men to prove that you're actually asexual. And I am poking holes in this now. I just realized that in the moment, I thought, hmm, I believe him. I'm like, I believe him.

[Nashville PD LGBTQ Liaison]

This is.

[Haley Carania]

This is great. He's not attracted to anyone. He'll never. He'll never get in trouble. But I. I'm not so sure anymore. And it is interesting, though, because your queer sexual orientation is currency. If you're running as a Democrat. Like, that matters to them, right? Being gay, being trans, that sets you apart. You can't just run as a dude. You can't just be like, hey, I'm a dude that's running for office. Gavin Newsom is the last of his kind. I mean, he really is. I don't think that any other straight, white Democrat man is going to be able to run for office ever again. They. They need you to be something else

[Chat/Commentator]

and surprise, blind react. Speaking of asexuality and the Democrats, have you seen the latest from the main Senate race?

[Haley Carania]

I have. What's his name? Abby something. Amy, what name did he come up with?

[Chat/Commentator]

What qualifications do you have to serve in the US Senate?

[Co-host/Friend]

Oh, I ran for office several times. Didn't win, but didn't run. And then I'm a songwriter and then I write my own books and then suppose my transparency. I wouldn't lie to the people and I wouldn't deceive the people. Like, we're being deceived right now.

[Justin]

Like,

[Co-host/Friend]

feels like there's a little deception going on.

[Haley Carania]

I wouldn't deceive the people, but call me ma' am and call me Ashley and tell me I look pretty. He's forcing everyone else to deceive him. That's what's going on.

[Blinds.com Advertiser]

I.

[Haley Carania]

My favorite part of that clip, though, is tell me about your experience. You know, why would you make a good senator? And he says, I ran for office before and lost. He's a songwriter and it's like, okay, well, I guess it's the thought that counts.

[Chat/Commentator]

What the hell is in the water?

[Haley Carania]

Wait, I will say the Democrats love singing. They love doing those sing alongs and stuff. So maybe that would matter, you know, if you're a Democrat voter in Maine. Maybe you're thinking, that's my, my guy, my lady man.

[Chat/Commentator]

Myers also love Porta Potties, apparently. Like this Maine Senate race is.

[Haley Carania]

Oh, it's one for the ages.

[Chat/Commentator]

Oh, my gosh.

[Haley Carania]

They don't have anyone left. They really don't.

[Co-host/Friend]

If the moderator was really about that life, he would have been like, go ahead and give us a freestyle real quick to see if these bars hold up.

[Haley Carania]

I think the DNC has to say, you know what, Nazi tattoo and all, we got to bring back Graham Platner. Grand Platner. We're so sorry, Graham Platner. We made a mistake. You're welcome back into the race because the whatever they have coming next is not going to be very successful, if I had to guess. Wow. All right, where are We. Oh, let's. Speaking of gay and. And politics being so gay. I saw this on Instagram and I just thought to myself, you know, because I follow still a lot of Nashville accounts because I used to live there and I like to keep up with what's going on. And this is what Nashville PD put out in terms of Pride Month and having safe spaces. Watch this.

[Nashville PD LGBTQ Liaison]

I love being a part of it. I love being able to go out with my wife throughout the entire city and being able to say, hey, I put that sticker on that. As of this morning, we have 129 different businesses. So a Safe Place is basically a business. Will get in contact with me. I'll come out to the location and go over the program. It's basically a safe place essentially for any victim of any hate crime whatsoever to come into the business, inform the business owners or the employees what happened to them, and then that business is responsible for keeping the victim in a. In a safe public spot and then calling 911 on the behalf. Fun fact is that lipstick and chapstick are both part of Safe Place, but they're also one of the four ones. When I came on to be the LGBTQ liaison, signed up to be a part of the Safe Place program, I think more now than ever, somebody needs to know that they're loved. Whether it's within their blood family or within their chosen family. There's people out there for you and to not be scared to live your full, authentic self.

[Haley Carania]

Lots to unpack here. When you think of a police department, what do you think their job is?

[Chat/Commentator]

Rainbow stickers.

[Haley Carania]

I would say protect and serve. Right for them.

[Nashville PD Representative]

It's.

[Haley Carania]

She feels very proud that she is putting stickers on businesses. And the sticker essentially signifies to people that if they have been a victim of a hate crime, they can go in there and the business will call 911 on their behalf. Let me just put this into perspective. If I. And I'm not a business owner in Nashville, right? I'm not a safe space. But if I saw someone being hate crimed and it was a legitimate hate crime, wouldn't any person call 91 1? If you saw a crime being committed, what does the sticker do? Right? And she says, I'm so proud. Walking around town with my wife. I get to show my wife how many stickers I put up. Okay. Also, she says she's the LGBTQ liaison. This is something that happens when a city votes blue and then they vote blue and they vote blue and they vote blue and then they Start, you know, picking up all of these, like, pet causes, you know, because Democrats care about everyone and everything, and it's. It becomes ridiculous. Like, they lose the plot. You're supposed to protect and serve and keep people safe. And now we're putting stickers up that show people that, you know, this business owner will call the police if they witness a crime. Yeah. No fricking kidding.

[Mark Hardy]

Aren't.

[Haley Carania]

Aren't we supposed to do that? And then she says that it's my job to make people feel loved. No, it's. It is your job to make people feel safe. That is. Those are different. But Nashville, you know, they. While I was there, they elected this guy, Freddie o', Connell, and he's got. You got to see a photo of his family. Him and his family. It's like, if you picture a leftist family, that's what they look like. Like, his. A picture of his family would be next to leftist progressive in the. In the dictionary. The kid has got green hair. It's like, bizarre. And now this is how they're. They're addressing the unhousing crisis. Unhousing crisis? How would you say that? The homelessness crisis, of course. But they call it unhoused, so how would they say that? The unhousing crisis. The unhoused. Doesn't matter. Just play the video.

[LGBTQ Shelter Representative]

Personally, I am a queer adult, and I think that I'm lucky that I have the support systems that I do have. Not all of our young adults can say that. And so what we want to be is that support. Net Nashville Launchpad provides shelter and support support to unhoused young adults 18 to 26 years old. We're the city's only LGBTQ affirming source of emergency shelter. Actually the only one in all of middle Tennessee. Our LGBTQ young adults are 120% more likely to experience homelessness than their straight and cisgender peers. And so that is a huge part of why we do what we do. We know that the need is there. The need is great for those of us who are in a position. Position of privilege. It's our turn to step up and be a loud voice to say that, no, we do support these communities. No, these rights are inherent, and everyone deserves dignity, and that's at the core of what we believe. You know, street free sleep is something everyone should have access to. Our young adults all deserve. Street free sleep.

[Haley Carania]

Why does it matter what your sexuality is if you don't have a house? That should be the least of your concerns. And how would they support gay homeless people rather than someone else. What does it mean that they're affirming gay people?

[Co-host/Friend]

I think there's a vetting system where they walk up to homeless people and make them confirm gay or straight. And if they're straight. Enjoy the streets, buddy.

[Haley Carania]

Yeah, no help for you.

[Chat/Commentator]

No street, free sleep for you.

[Haley Carania]

I just don't understand the difference. Like, what is the difference right there? They're more willing to help gay homeless people than they are regular homeless people. Shouldn't it just be across the board if you don't have a house check your privilege, Haley. Sorry. Will do. Liberals are mad about everything these days, and they certainly are mad about Palm Beach International Airport being renamed to Donald J. Trump International Airport. So here they are screeching about that. Watch New York.

[Leftist Critic]

When I flew in, the change hadn't been done yet, and now it is. And I don't think that a president should be the one who puts himself up for a name change. I think that usually happens posthumously. And I think that this particular president does not warrant having things put into his name with what he's done to our country. And I think especially the state of affairs of the world now, as well as his cognitive issues are something that makes me very suspect. So this does not make me happy at all.

[Nashville PD LGBTQ Liaison]

Dictatorship all the way.

[Haley Carania]

That's just the one word, dictatorship.

[Leftist Critic]

And I think the name change is

[Justin]

ridiculous because of, you know,

[Husband of Caitlin Tracy]

the guy.

[Justin]

Everything has to be about this guy. It's just absolutely insane.

[Haley Carania]

Okay, so they're upset about this, right? They're upset that President Trump, or. Or so they think, has done this himself. They think that this is all President Trump's doing. It's not that one woman said that Trump is a dictator. Well, how would he be a dictator if the Florida House of Representative. Representatives was the one that put this into legislation and then it passed. That's quite literally the will of the people. The people voted those people in to represent them, and that's what they want to do, and it passed. So we don't live in a dictatorship as much as they want to think so it is not. And I'm sure if they asked President Trump, hey, do you want to rename this? He would have said, absolutely. But this was what the Florida House of Representatives wanted to do. So there you go. So here's Palm Beach International Airport putting together somewhat of a statement to quell people's fears that this is going to be the same kind of travel experience. Don't worry. Here are some frequently asked questions regarding the name change. And they've got Answers. Why did our airport name change? The renaming of our airport to President Donald J. Trump International Airport is required by Florida state law passed in March 2026. Following that legislation, the FAA gave its final official approval on July 9th. We are now actively updating our signage and branding to stay compliant with state guidelines. Will the airport code be changing? You bet. The International Air Transport association airport code used by airlines and passengers will remain PBI until August 18, after which it will change to DJT. Until that date, passengers should continue using PBI or searching west Palm beach for all flight bookings, reservations, check ins and baggage tracking. So I'm going on a flight next weekend. It will still be pbi, unfortunately. But then when I go to fly to my friend's wedding, it'll be. It'll be DJ Chase. That's exciting. What does this mean for passengers? Well, nothing, unless you're a Trump deranged liberal. That's my statement, not theirs. If you're listening. While travelers will begin to see updates to signage and branding as the transition process or the transition progresses, the travel experience itself will remain the same. There's no impact to airport services, flights, or the passenger experience. I think that these people might be experiencing some Trump diarrhea, but it's really TDS inflicted. It's. It's self inflicted, but it is. It is not because of President Trump. They're just. They're just obsessed. Does the name change affect who owns or controls the airport? No. The Palm Beach County Board of County Commissioners will continue to own and operate the airport. Will this affect airlines, flights or airport services? No. Everything. All airport functions continue as normal. Great. How would you address travelers who may have concerns about the airport's new name? Our name is changing, but our focus stays on you. Our commitment. We remain completely dedicated to serving every passenger with the same high quality travel experience you expect from us. Safe and reliable. While our branding evolves, our core mission never shifts. Providing a safe, seamless, and welcoming journey for everyone. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Okay, so here are some of the comments on that post. Right. PVI is just doing what PBI needs to do. They need to answer some questions and someone says, good thing FLL and Miami are alternatives. So people are actively choosing to fly into different airports because they are going to refuse to fly into djt. Someone else said, I'm flying into Miami and taking an Uber, bruh. See, this is why I'll fly into fll. You do realize this is gross. I know it's not the social media manager's fault, but Come on. Can't wait to see your revenue drop. I hope everyone threatening someone else said, I hope everyone threatening Fort Lauderdale and Miami airport follows through. And I agree with that. Palm Beach International Airport is a dream. You show up right before your flight, there are no lines. You get on the flight. It's a very small airport and it's a lovely experience. Wouldn't you. Wouldn't you agree?

[Co-host/Friend]

I love Formerly known as pbi.

[Haley Carania]

Yes. And here's just a little taste of that. I mean, before the DHT thing happened, this was a huge thing on TikTok, especially because we're local. So we get, you know, this is my airport, so I get Palm Beach International TikToks. Right. And this was the thing. People always talk about how awesome PBI is. It's undeniable that it's an awesome airport.

[Co-host/Friend]

It is pretty big, but has a small town, empty airport feel.

[Haley Carania]

Exactly.

[Co-host/Friend]

And even their social media is amazing.

[Haley Carania]

Exactly.

[Co-host/Friend]

Like it is a 10 out of 10 airport.

[Haley Carania]

10 out of 10 airport. I've never had a bad experience there. And just take a look at this. This is what the experience is at a Palm Beach International Airport. You go in, she says, oh, how I love Palm Beach Airport. Nobody in s. This is it. It's just. It's lovely.

[Nashville PD Representative]

It is.

[Haley Carania]

It's clean. It is great parking. Not packed. Parking's awesome. I just, I drive right in. I park my car. It's right there. I mean, it's really lovely. It's really lovely.

[Co-host/Friend]

There's a Wawa right there. So when you land late, you can get a pretzel.

[Grace (Hiking Story)]

Yes.

[Co-host/Friend]

That might be very me centric, but

[Haley Carania]

I've never done that. Plus, I would consider it. So here's, you know, this is how the left reacts right there. They're going to choose to go further. They're going to fly to Fort Lauderdale or fly to Miami and drive, you know, two, three hours, which is absolutely ridiculous. But if it, if that is going to make the airport experience for me less crowded and there's less liberals. Could you imagine the PBI experience? Except it's all Trump supporters. That's awesome. That's going to be great. They're. They're going to have to put up like a. They should really just lean into it. Like put up a Charlie Kirk statue. Have everything be like America themed, don't you think? Just lean in, just trigger people. That's my, that's my take. Anyway. Here's, you know, these Krassenstein brothers on ax, they're liberals. Brian Krassen I can't tell them apart. I don't know who's who. But he said. Fun fact. If you fly from Fukuoka, Japan to Palm Beach, Florida, your ticket reads DJT and liberals will be booking a plane ticket at whatever cost to themselves and the environment to own Trump and to probably get a photo op of their. Fuck DJT boarding pass.

[Co-host/Friend]

So cool. So funny.

[Haley Carania]

So cool. Congratulations. You played yourself. Speaking of plane. Well, it's. We're 30 minutes in.

[Chat/Commentator]

I was. I was curious. Quick Google search. There are no direct flights. Flights from Fukuoka airport to pbi, whatever the hell.

[Haley Carania]

Yeah, I guess they're gonna have to. Well, I guess a goober. I guess it would still say the original airport to the final destination when you booked it, right?

[Chat/Commentator]

Does it? Or just show your legs? I don't know, Whatever it is, your

[Co-host/Friend]

friend might say that. But your ticket would not.

[Nashville PD Representative]

Right.

[Co-host/Friend]

Because it would show your connection.

[Haley Carania]

Your connection. Yeah, well, guess where I'm not gonna be going anytime soon, so it doesn't matter.

[Chat/Commentator]

Fukuoka.

[Haley Carania]

Fukuoka.

[Chat/Commentator]

What the hell?

[Haley Carania]

Won't be going there. No hate, no shade to Fukuoka.

[Chat/Commentator]

Way more hate to Brian than Fukuoka.

[Haley Carania]

Exactly. Exactly. I mean, this is just ridiculous.

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[Haley Carania]

Should we go into. Yeah, let's Florida man.

[Co-host/Friend]

Let's do Florida man. And then maybe maybe 19. I like 19. I'm like itching.

[Haley Carania]

What's 19?

[Co-host/Friend]

19 is our.

[Haley Carania]

Our poor hyper. Oh, yeah. Oh yeah. I. I'm saying I want to skip to the Florida man game. We're doing a new segment today.

[Co-host/Friend]

All right. All right, Haley. So this bit is a tough challenge. I am going to read a headline about a Florida man and you are going to have to decide if it is a true headline or it is one that the boys cooked up. Now, the catch is this is going to be much harder than you anticipate as we are living in a lawless swamp of degeneracy.

[Haley Carania]

We are. Well, let me. Can I ask the chat for help?

[Co-host/Friend]

Absolutely. So I'll put it up.

[Haley Carania]

So if I have the chat for a lifeline. Then maybe I'll be okay.

[Co-host/Friend]

Yeah. So I'll put it up. We can give the chat a second to view it, and I'll kind of give you a rundown of, like, what's going on.

[Haley Carania]

Okay. Florida man arrested outside Taco Bell carrying a pet fish named Baja Blast. A Florida homeless man was arrested outside a Taco Bell wearing three pairs of pulled down pants with his chimichanga on full display. The Flagler County Sheriff's office described in a hilarious accounting of the incident, Florida man arrested outside Taco Bell carrying a pet fish. Was the pet fish in a body of water in a tank, in a bag?

[Co-host/Friend]

It was in what looked like a container, a former container of pretzels in actual Baja Blast. It was. It looked very dead.

[Haley Carania]

So it's real. Are you lying?

[Co-host/Friend]

That is for you to decide.

[Chat/Commentator]

Chat's not even any help. They are totally split.

[Haley Carania]

People said it sounds like Florida fake news. True. Real. Well, dang it, I'm going to go. False. Fake news.

[Co-host/Friend]

Unfortunately, this is very true.

[Haley Carania]

Shut up.

[Co-host/Friend]

And the fish was in a contain former container of pretzels in Baja Blast.

[Haley Carania]

I thought you were throwing me off because you had too many details and I'm like, so it has to be. You read an article about this, you didn't make it up.

[Co-host/Friend]

I told you. This is going to be crazy.

[Haley Carania]

I should have gone with my gut. Okay. Florida man tries to return half eaten pub sub. Says it didn't hit until the last bite. This has got to be true. It says employees told police the customer claimed the sandwich wasn't as good as he expected and requested a full refund after eating nearly the entire thing. The dispute ended without charges, but not before several customers weighed in on the quality of the sub. I feel like I remember this, so I'm gonna go.

[M]

True.

[Co-host/Friend]

This one is. This one's false. What?

[Haley Carania]

I'm horrible at this game. People in the chat said true too.

[Co-host/Friend]

So, yeah, this was. This was a toughie.

[Haley Carania]

Dang. I stink at the Florida man game. Next one.

[Co-host/Friend]

Our first go around. It takes a second to kind of get a feel. Here's number three.

[Haley Carania]

Florida man tries to sell rare hawksbill turtle shell on Facebook at $2,700. Ends up being charged with wildlife.

[Co-host/Friend]

Yeah, it's a. Like a crime against wildlife.

[Nashville PD LGBTQ Liaison]

Okay.

[Haley Carania]

A Florida man's attempt to turn his shelf ornament into quick cash on Facebook Marketplace has instead landed him in a felony wildlife charge. The man's listing of a rare turtle shell for $2,700 turned into an investigation involving one of the most protected animals in Florida waters. I feel like this could be true, but now I don't want to go with my gut because my gut's so bad at this game. And I also feel like, because you love Facebook Marketplace, maybe you. Maybe you were on Facebook Marketplace and you saw something like this or you saw the headline because you're on Facebook Marketplace so much, or you're on Facebook Marketplace so much. So then you made the fake headline.

[Co-host/Friend]

We are now meta gaming spiraled out. I. I'm going to. I'm going to use the chat's answer on this one.

[Haley Carania]

True.

[Co-host/Friend]

This was true.

[Nashville PD LGBTQ Liaison]

Wow.

[Chat/Commentator]

That's unanimous. Oh, I see one. False.

[Haley Carania]

Almost unanimous.

[Nashville PD LGBTQ Liaison]

Wow.

[Haley Carania]

Poor turtle. Okay. Florida man arrested for allegedly tossing alligator into Wendy's drive thru window. A man was arrested Monday for allegedly tossing a live alligator through the drive through window of a Wendy's restaurant in. What is that? Loxahatchee, Florida, according to Palm beach county officials and the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. Dang it. I don't know. I feel like it's. It could be true. These are very good. You guys have done a good job.

[Co-host/Friend]

If it helps, he was trying to rob the Wendy's with said alligator.

[Haley Carania]

Okay. I think you guys made this up. This is false because I. This is my thinking. I think it's false only because. Not that this wouldn't. Couldn't happen. I think all of these are very. I don't know. All of these are very possible, but

[Chat/Commentator]

I. I remember this being in the news.

[Mark Hardy]

You do?

[Chat/Commentator]

Yes.

[Co-host/Friend]

I went and visited the Wendy's. This one's true.

[Haley Carania]

Okay. Because I went to ground zero. Is it a local one?

[Co-host/Friend]

Yeah. Loxahee is not super far.

[Haley Carania]

Okay.

[Co-host/Friend]

It was kind of. I played a. Our band played a show out by it and we were there and one of our band members went to the pool.

[Haley Carania]

It's like a local landmark.

[Chat/Commentator]

Yeah.

[Co-host/Friend]

He was like, is this the Wendy's that they threw the gator? And they're like, yeah.

[Haley Carania]

How big was the gator?

[Co-host/Friend]

Does it say it was a baby gator? Enough to toss through the window. Gator boys strike again.

[Haley Carania]

That's crazy. The reason why I thought that maybe you guys made it up. So I am zero. For what? Zero for four or five. The reason why I thought that maybe you guys made that up is because I was talking yesterday about a guy that used a kitten to rob a Wendy's. So I thought that after I said that, maybe you. You roll that into a fake headline. But I guess this is this is real.

[Co-host/Friend]

Harder than you, than you think.

[Grace (Hiking Story)]

Yeah.

[Chat/Commentator]

Simply an inspired crime.

[Grace (Hiking Story)]

Yeah.

[Nashville PD Representative]

Wow.

[Haley Carania]

Okay. Florida man charged after allegedly swapping cash for movie prop money at Hard Rock Casino.

[Nashville PD Representative]

Huh.

[Haley Carania]

Surveillance footage allegedly showed the suspect exchanging bundles of fake currency during a transaction at the gaming table before staff noticed discrepancies. I don't know. You guys are stumping me. Someone in the chat said the producers are diabolical. They're gonna wear that with pride.

[Co-host/Friend]

Yeah.

[Haley Carania]

They're gonna write that in on their resume. Okay. I think that's true.

[Co-host/Friend]

This one's false. I made this one up. We were talking about hard rock bets earlier. I was like, that rocks.

[Haley Carania]

Everyone in the chat is getting also duped with me. People said, true, true, true, true, true. So at least I'm.

[Chat/Commentator]

How much trouble this guy would be in.

[Haley Carania]

When does that ever stop anyone?

[Chat/Commentator]

Oh, that's straight to Guantanamo. Like defrauding the Hard Rock.

[Haley Carania]

People do that gambling.

[Chat/Commentator]

That's like.

[Co-host/Friend]

No, they don't. Because the Hard Rock Mafia will burn

[Chat/Commentator]

you if you don't get a full RICO charge. You're getting hung.

[Haley Carania]

No, I know, but I'm saying, when has that ever stopped a criminal? Right? Like, people murder people. It's like, you know for sure, for sure. I would never do that. But people do it.

[Co-host/Friend]

All right, I got. I got a few more I'm going to give you. If you get all these right, you could end winning.

[Nashville PD LGBTQ Liaison]

Really?

[Co-host/Friend]

Yeah. I'm.

[Nashville PD Representative]

What?

[Haley Carania]

I think I'm over six. Yeah.

[Co-host/Friend]

But the chat's killing it. They're doing pretty good.

[Haley Carania]

Okay. Florida man arrested after allegedly stealing a Lifeguard ATV for one quick ride along South Beach. Police say the suspect drove the vehicle several blocks before flipping the vehicle on a sand dune. Later telling officers he planned to bring it right back. I think this is probably true. Is it true you made it up, too? These are all so valid. They're all possible.

[Co-host/Friend]

I told you, Florida is crazy.

[Haley Carania]

Everything is possible in Florida. Florida man will trade pizza for pythons. We are almost Halfway through the 2026 Florida Python Challenge, which means plenty of snakes have likely already been dispatched by this year's hunters. But what do you do with the body of a recently disposed 15 foot long Burmese python, let alone multiple snake carcasses. There are plenty of options, but only one place is accepting pythons as payment for pizza. I think it's probably true.

[Justin]

The first place in the world to accept python as currency so you can trade in the python for a pizza. We do python toppings. Python pizza is very good meat. We're hunting you know, and, and the things just going to waste, you know, so why not try to utilize what God's given you, what the earth's giving you?

[Haley Carania]

And yes, there are health regulations when it comes to making python pizza, but Dustin found a way to get around it.

[Co-host/Friend]

Yeah, I can't sell that stuff.

[Justin]

You know, I just got free.

[Haley Carania]

That's the best part. It's like, yeah, there are a lot of health concerns about eating python. He doesn't give a. He's serving it up anyway. Oh, I love that. So the reason why I thought that that was true, and this is my first one that I got right, everyone. So well done. Woo. Patting myself on the back. I thought that this was true because of the iguanas. Right. When the iguanas.

[Co-host/Friend]

So if reptilians, mammals, if we'll eat

[Haley Carania]

iguana pizza, why not python pizza? And it turns out that that was true.

[Co-host/Friend]

Two left and then we'll wrap this up.

[Haley Carania]

I do have scrolling time after this and questions, so. All right. Florida man allegedly Leads Deputies on 2 mile per hour chase in stolen electric Walmart scooter. Well, that's really not much of a chase, is it? If you're going two miles an hour,

[Co-host/Friend]

somebody, somebody's following you, you break a

[Haley Carania]

little bit of a sweat. Maybe the. You're fast walking.

[Chat/Commentator]

You can't exactly like, tackle the handicapped person off of the scooter.

[Co-host/Friend]

He was not handicapped. He had just stolen it.

[Mark Hardy]

Oh, never mind.

[Haley Carania]

Right, okay. Florida man allegedly Leads Deputies on 2 mile per hour chase in stolen electric Walmart scooter. I feel like he probably didn't mean to steal it if he was me. Or maybe he did. I don't know. Maybe you're driving around the store and then you get so used to it and you're like, I'm going to take this out to the car. I don't know.

[Co-host/Friend]

This entered the highway.

[Haley Carania]

Polk county deputies had no trouble keeping up with an alleged Walmart thief who tried to get away with several stolen items on a stolen electric scooter. Riding at leisurely 2 mph. I guess it's true.

[Co-host/Friend]

Ding, ding, ding. It is in fact, true.

[Haley Carania]

Nice.

[Co-host/Friend]

And here's your last one.

[Haley Carania]

I guess he got away. Woman arrested after posing as zoo Tour guide led 18 guests around for an hour making up facts about otters. Renata Fusco, 35, allegedly donned a khaki shirt, joined a public tour at a central Florida wildlife park and spent nearly an hour confidently telling 18 visitors. Made up stories about otter behavior, mating habits and legal rights before the authorities were called. This is a harmless prank. Why would you be calling authorities? I. It's really not that bad. I mean, yeah, you're lying to people,

[Nashville PD LGBTQ Liaison]

but

[Haley Carania]

out of all the things that you could do, I could see this happening. Is it true?

[Chat/Commentator]

No.

[Haley Carania]

You made. You made up Renata Fosco.

[Co-host/Friend]

Justin did make up Renata, actually.

[Chat/Commentator]

I found it online and thought it was true at first, but fact checked, it was false.

[Nashville PD LGBTQ Liaison]

That's funny.

[Co-host/Friend]

We got got in preparation, if that makes you feel any better. We're so excited for this story.

[Haley Carania]

That does make me feel better. Okay. Andrew wanted to go with number 19, so let's go to that one first. And this is me hiking a trail.

[Grace (Hiking Story)]

I.

[Co-host/Friend]

Before I hike a trail a few moments later.

[Haley Carania]

You got it, Grace.

[Nashville PD Representative]

A girl named Grace suffered heat exhaustion after hiking just two miles. And her hiking group could now be facing a $70,000 helicopter rescue bill. The video showed Grace starting the hike before later being airlifted by a search and rescue helicopter. Grace became too weak to continue after walking about two miles, so the group stopped while guides wrapped her in an emergency blanket and called for a helicopter. Many people focused on Grace's size, arguing that her physical condition may have made the hike more difficult. Others pushed back, saying she is an adult who chose to join the hike and that heat exhaustion can happen to anyone in extreme temperatures. Many users questioned why a helicopter was needed for a trail that was only about 2 miles long, with some saying it would have been faster to walk back. Others argued that once someone is suffering from serious heat exhaustion, moving them without medical help could make the situation worse. The $70,000 rescue bill has added even more controversy. The members of Grace's hiking group may have to share the cost of the helicopter, leaving the entire group facing a huge bill after what started as a short hike. What do you think?

[Haley Carania]

I don't think this is real. Is it?

[Co-host/Friend]

I'm pretty positive. Really?

[Haley Carania]

I feel like it.

[Co-host/Friend]

That's kind of. That's kind of what spurred me wanting to do this is there's a lot of questions to be asked here. One, it is super expensive to get airlifted. My brother in law works in search and rescue out in Oregon. And these people, they. You go usually it's a lot more dire. They go hiking into these really remote places and get stuck and you have to be airlifted out and it's a whole very, very expensive. When I was hiking in South Dakota, the park ranger kept saying, hey, make sure you have enough water. Keep like if we have to airlift you. Financial ruin.

[Haley Carania]

Yeah. When I went hiking in Arizona and our Uber driver, I was there on a bachelorette and we were going hiking together and our Uber driver told us, you need to drink water. You will not think that you're dehydrated, but you're dehydrated because you're not going to feel yourself sweating. And then he said, if you feel yourself sweating, you're, you're screwed.

[Co-host/Friend]

Yeah. And I feel for this lady because a two mile hike is not super daunting. And then you get on the hike and there's elevation and a lot of factors. So I kind of get why part of me thinks you didn't need the airlift.

[Haley Carania]

Okay, here's my thing. I am never going to make fun of someone who's trying to better themselves. Right.

[Justin]

Group.

[Co-host/Friend]

You, you think it's two miles, so I'm with you. I don't think they're, that's not the funny part.

[Haley Carania]

Right? Like, I, I actually don't find this funny. I, I, I'm sure this woman's. If this is real, I'm sure this woman is embarrassed. My thing is take walks, start slow. Don't get yourself into something that you're not going to be able to finish because you're, this is a liability for the group now.

[Co-host/Friend]

So, and that's kind of where I wanted to land.

[Haley Carania]

And people shouldn't have to slow down because of you. Like, I think you have to find people that are in your wheelhouse and sort of go on slower walks, easier hikes, things like that. And don't put yourself in a situation where you could be airlifted.

[Co-host/Friend]

Do you split the helicopter though, as a group?

[Haley Carania]

No, that's on her.

[Co-host/Friend]

Right.

[Haley Carania]

She got airlifted saying that it might

[Co-host/Friend]

fall on the group feels. No, that falls on Ashley. Sorry.

[Haley Carania]

Like, yeah, that's not anyone else's problem. So no, that's on her to do. That's sad. Anyway, what's the next one? Should we start from the beginning? This? Oh, Justin sent me this one that we could start at 15. Back up the top or. Yeah, back up the top.

[Co-host/Friend]

Perfect.

[Haley Carania]

But Justin sent me this video of a. This is body cam footage of a kid getting or the kid called 911 on their own parents because they were being deprived of food.

[LGBTQ Shelter Representative]

Watch.

[Justin]

You don't like it over there where you live. Why not?

[Grace (Hiking Story)]

I know what will happen if you leave the house.

[Haley Carania]

What will happen?

[Grace (Hiking Story)]

Mom's just gonna lock me in.

[Haley Carania]

She's gonna lock in your room?

[Grace (Hiking Story)]

Yes, because she doesn't want me to tell people that I'm Hungry.

[Haley Carania]

Okay, she was hungry.

[Leftist Critic]

So we're gonna also go in to get her some food.

[Haley Carania]

No, we have food at home. She has food allergies. Like, she's severely allergic to dairy, any kind of chicken nuggets. No, she cannot.

[Grace (Hiking Story)]

Absolutely.

[LGBTQ Shelter Representative]

Absolutely not.

[Leftist Critic]

All right, why?

[Haley Carania]

Number one, we're vegan. So what does she eat?

[LGBTQ Shelter Representative]

Normally?

[Grace (Hiking Story)]

Everything. Mommy and daddy get food, but they don't give it to us. They eat it themselves. And I think she just thinks I'm allergic because at grandma's house, grandma feeds us good and once in a while he gives us some non vegan stuff, but none of us ever get sick.

[Haley Carania]

Listen, you're beginning to be placed on a rush.

[Grace (Hiking Story)]

What?

[Haley Carania]

So the kicker here is that the mom is wearing a shirt or a sweatshirt that says vegan on it. So this is how you know that these people are nuts. This is not just like a little thing that they do. This is their entire personality. Right. And you can tell, this reminded me. Do you remember the story of what's her name?

[Co-host/Friend]

Yes.

[Haley Carania]

The act on Hulu, who she murdered her mom from.

[Nashville PD LGBTQ Liaison]

Um, yeah.

[Co-host/Friend]

She murdered her mom and she was tricking her into thinking that she had

[Haley Carania]

very rare Munchausen syndrome by proxy, where the mom wanted to. Why am I. Gypsy Rose Blanchard is her name. Sorry, that was escaping me. But the famous story, and this is a true story, is that this young girl was essentially being made to be sick by her own mother. And the mother was making her feel like she was sick and she was feeding her ice cream so that her teeth would rot and then they would have to go to the dentist and get her teeth fixed. And she was in a wheelchair, but she didn't actually need a wheelchair. It was all these things, very scary. And eventually the daughter snapped and murdered her mom or had her boyfriend murder her mom. And that is a. A mental disorder where you want your child to be sick. The mom got some kind of, like, high off of it. This has got to be some form of that, where the parents are choosing this highly restrictive diet for their children. It's got to be like Munchausen by Proxy mixed with orthorexia, where orthorexia is similar to anorexia, where you're not obsessed with being skinny, you're obsessed with being healthy. But the obsession is unhealthy. And this family is obviously obsessed with veganism. And I would say this is just as dangerous and abusive as a family feeding their children only Domino's Pizza and only Oreos and only chips and whatever. That is horrible. And if you do it on the other end. And you're only feeding them, you know, vegan food and they're malnourished and you're lying to your children about the fact that they are vegan. She says, the mom says in the video, oh, my kids can't eat chicken nuggets. They're vegan. No, they're not. They're being forced into that lifestyle and, and they are not allergic because the kid even told the cops, I go to grandma's house and grandma feeds me non vegan food and I never get sick. So again, this is a sickness within the mother. She absolutely needed to be arrested and she needs mental health help. Like she really does need to fix this.

[Co-host/Friend]

That was what I, she can't be a parent in that video. She goes, can she eat chicken nuggets? She goes, no. And she goes, is she allergic? And she's like, we're vegan, we're vegan.

[Haley Carania]

Yeah, Very, very scary. And this is, I, I believe this happened in Florida, unless there was another case that happened in, I think it was 2019 and a Florida couple was charged with starving their 18 month old son to death. They were, he was malnourished, he was underweight and they were only feeding him vegan food. And the mother ended up calling 911 saying oh my son's not breathing. And they tried to resuscitate the baby and they couldn't. And she then told the police, oh well, my son only eats raw fruits and vegetables. So again, are eating fruits and vegetable. Is that good for you? Yes, of course. But you have to have a balanced diet. That's why they say that you can't just eat one thing or another thing. You have to be make sure that you're getting all the nutrients that you need to sustain life. And clearly this is a very sick trend. Also very sick is this woman who has no idea why we thank veterans. Watch this.

[M]

Someone explain to me why there are still people who say thank you for your service to veterans. Like to me it seems so 2000s, 2010s to me. Like I did not realize there were people who were still so invested in thanking the troops in like 2026. I mean we don't do it for any other profession and many professions are very important for our day long daily lives. Our teachers, our nurses, people who work at daycare centers, all these are people who have a direct impact on my life or the lives of the people around me in a positive way. But I wonder what people are thanking veterans for specifically. And it Seems to suggest that people think of veterans as somehow above these other professions. The other day I heard someone say thank you for your service and they had so much love in their voice, truly, like it was not just a quick thing. They really wanted to make a point of saying thank you for your service. Like this person obviously really, really meant it. Like, I wonder, is it a cultural thing where people see themselves as being part of military culture so they want to show people who are veterans that, oh, I'm one of you. Like I'm in your in group. Like it just feels like there are some Americans who have their identity so, so wrapped up with the military. And I'm always really interested in situations where people don't have an obvious logical reason to like something or support something. But they are super, super invested in it anyway. They're super passionate about it because it reflects there is something going on beneath the surface. But it doesn't really have to do with the facts of the situation. It has something to do with their sense of identity, their emotions, their sense of community. So I just wanted to get your takes on why people are doing why

[Haley Carania]

people are doing this. Why are people thanking veterans? Why are we thanking the troops? Well, because they fought or are still fighting for our freedom and our safety. And news flash, we are still free and safe and this lunatic has the right to get on the Internet and say rude things because of those freedoms. Thanking the troops doesn't mean we don't thank nurses and teachers and other professions. I would assume that most people are doing that. Other professions are also important and they save lives in one way or another. To think that teachers and nurses impact you and our armed services don't is insane. The rights that are laid out for every American are ideals. They are being fought for, they're being protected. And if they're ever threatened, they will be fought for. And she has the audacity to think that the troops aren't impacting her life. That's how you know how privileged and safe she is. She doesn't hear missiles whizzing overhead. She doesn't feel the ground shaking after a drone strike. So maybe she forgets that the sacrifices the troops are making on her behalf are working. And does she think that people don't mean it when they say they support our troops? Like we're all these NPCs with eyes glazed over saying these pre programmed messages that we don't understand or believe? Maybe she does, maybe people on that side of the aisle do. But yes, people mean it when they say thank you for your service and thank you to our troops and support our troops because that service affords us the comforts that we have. We live in the greatest country in the world. Brave men and women are willing to die and defend and protect her. And that means they're selfless enough to do that for this woman, for people who don't even know how good they have it because that's how selfless our troops are and their families. That's how misguided and sheltered she is. And thanking the troops and isn't about being part of some like pro military cult or some sense of belonging. It's about being self aware enough to know that we have them to thank for everything we have. Everything that we have could be gone tomorrow if we didn't have brave men and women fighting for it every day. And I don't mean just literal fighting. You don't have to see combat to be a part of this machine that makes America what it is. You don't have to see combat even to die. There are men and women who die in training and they never see combat. And you don't have to be in the military personally to sacrifice. There are spouses of servicemen and women who sacrifice a great deal to support their loved ones as they take on their respective missions. Missed holidays, constantly moving, worrying that your loved one might be taken too soon. So if you aren't grateful for the troops, just know that your life could be very, very different in an instant. And if you like the freedoms and opportunities and comforts of not living in a war zone, you best be thanking the troops. Go to. You wanted to go to the last one. First day at a new job Prank. We're ending on a funny video. It says pov, it's your first day at your new job and every person on your team has you as their background. So the consensus in the tick tock comment section on this video was I would feel so welcome at that job. I would feel as creepy and you know, it's obviously a joke. I would feel so welcome and I know that we would have fun with my co workers and I agree with that.

[Co-host/Friend]

100. That's a fun, it's a fun workplace prank that isn't going to make you. I mean yeah, it's a little awkward but that's, it's so harmless and fun. Like clearly they're happy to have you there.

[Haley Carania]

Yes, 10 out of 10. And it also shows effort that they know that this is someone's first day. They want to make them, you know, a Little uncomfortable, but let, let them know, hey, we're, we're cool, we're fun. And I think that's important, especially when you're nervous on a first day of work. It's like, this is. This would take me out of my nerves and I'd be like, oh, okay, you know, I'm a little off guard, but that was funny.

[Co-host/Friend]

First day of work's always. So you're joining, you're joining an ongoing sitcom that has been going on for many a season. And you are just a new character to everyone. And it's tough.

[Haley Carania]

It is tough. And I think the way to get back at the co workers is when they change their screensavers back. You can start crying and say that you're offended. Be like, how dare you change it back?

[Grace (Hiking Story)]

Like, I.

[Co-host/Friend]

That's pretty good.

[Haley Carania]

You know, when do you, when do you change it back? Obviously you have to change it back that day, but that is very funny. So I like that. I thought that was good. I didn't really get that many questions in here and we don't have too much time left, but I said I was going to get to questions. If there are any questions in the chat, let me know. You can let me know. Breakfast burrito, whole. Wait, I'm so confused by this question. What does that even mean?

[Co-host/Friend]

This rocks.

[Haley Carania]

The question is one, breakfast burrito, question mark. Two, whole sandwich, question mark. Three. Sephora, question mark. What does that mean?

[Chat/Commentator]

Yes or no? Go 1, 2, 3.

[Haley Carania]

I have no idea.

[Chat/Commentator]

Yes or no?

[Haley Carania]

Yes. What was your favorite birthday present? Favorite birthday present. Just like everyone's presents. The presents is a present to me.

[Co-host/Friend]

Yeah. I'm not gonna lie. We had a really good time Wednesday.

[Haley Carania]

It was fun. Wednesday night was so much fun. We thought it was Friday and we had a little too much fun. So that's a. That's a mark of a great, great birthday. So very good company. And Justin's girlfriend Frankie gave me these little bracelets, so I'm actually wearing one of my birthday gifts, so.

[Co-host/Friend]

Oh, here's a good question. Do you have any. Do you have any big weekend plans

[Haley Carania]

you're thinking of note your birthday.

[Co-host/Friend]

Oh, sick.

[Haley Carania]

Yeah, we're celebrating your birthday and I'm going out to dinner with my friend on Saturday, so solid weekend. Yeah. So nothing crazy. Church on Sunday and working on Sunday. And I, I do have to do a little work tonight and tomorrow, so. Yeah, just, just, you know, just working. Just working.

[LGBTQ Shelter Representative]

And she.

[Co-host/Friend]

Girl boss too hard, ladies and gentlemen.

[Haley Carania]

Exactly. So anyway, thank you so much for tuning in today. I will see you right back here on Monday. You can follow me on social media. I'll answer some of these on my Instagram if we didn't get to them. And I'll see you then. Have a great weekend, Sam.