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Oh, look who decided to show up for his own show. Look at that. Thank you, Haley. So good to have you. Hey, there you go. What an introduction. The last episode of Nightly scroll ever. Welcome to Scrolling with Haley. It feels weird to say that. This was a surprise. I didn't know that they were putting that together. One year, one full year of doing the show, of course. We've been through so much. Nightly Scroll Scrolling with Haley. Different set, different time. It's all different. But it is all good and it is all good. Thanks to all of you. So I just wanted to say thank you to everyone in the chat, which I can't see right now. So if you could pull up the chat, that'd be awesome. But love to chat with everyone down in the chat before the show. I like to, if I can, if I have time. If I get here early, I like to say hello to everyone so you can join everyone on rumble. Rumble.com Haley is where you can watch the show in full. And of course you can listen after the show is over. After the live show. If you can't catch us live, that is okay. You can watch or listen wherever. So I appreciate all of you tell a friend about the show so we can grow and have an even bigger second year. So I'm very excited. But let's get into the show. Videos from the Clintons depositions go viral. Bill looking fondly at some old Photos from the files. And Hillary Clinton has an epic cross crash out a few, actually, which we'll get into. And then Jim Carrey's team has denied that he's been cloned. Also Sydney Sweeney, AI Dupes. Even some of us, even some MAGA folk on Instagram, we're going to get into that. And a few days ago, I told you about a 4 year old who had been summoned for jury duty. Well, she's in good company. A cat was also summoned for jury duty. We'll talk about it. Put your phones on. Do not disturb. The show starts now. Bill Clinton, he was in the hot seat and he was asked about, you know, you knew, you knew Jeffrey Epstein. You were maybe friendly with him. Did you ever talk about young girls with him? This is what Bill had to say. And for the record, before we move on, did you ever have any communications with Mr. Epstein that related to young women or girls? No. No. There you go. No young women for Bill Clinton. He doesn't like that. No. No young women. And of course, there is a difference between young girls and young women. Women. The language there is important. The difference being that as gross as it may be, you know you have every right to hang around in hot tubs with young women. It might be gross, it might be disrespectful to your marriage, but you can do that. But can we trust Bill Clinton under oath? This is what we know about that. Watch. First question I have for you, Mr. President. Have you ever lied under in a deposition? No. Have you ever lied while under oath? No. Okay, well, that's not true. And historically we know that because Bill Clinton did lie to a grand jury under oath about having relations with that woman. Remember, I did not have relations with that woman. And he claimed to not do that, but it turned out that he did do that with Monica Lewinsky. So then he was questioned by Congresswoman Nancy Mace about why Jeffrey Epstein said that. You know, even though Bill Clinton said he didn't like him young, Jeffrey Epstein said that Bill Clinton liked him young. So this is what he had to say about that. Like them young. Why would Epstein say that about you? Are you asking his opinion? You're asking him to think about why Mr. Epstein would say something. Why would Epstein say that about. She's asking you to try to be in Mr. Epstein's mind and guess at what Mr. Epstein would have thought about. Glenn likes them young. Referring to girls. First of all, that's not true. What's not true? That I have any interest in underage. I didn't say underage. I said young, but it's still not true. Is an intern young? Yes. Oh. So first of all, he says, I don't like him young. Have you ever lied under oath? No. Also a lie. Then asked again in the same deposition, do you like him young? No. Are interns young? Yes. Okay, so again, liking them young. If them refers to young women. No. Crime. If I like them young means young girls. Crime. But see how they can't technically get him on that because the language is vague. Was his intern young? Yes, but she was of age. He clearly liked his intern who was. I don't know how old Monica Lewinsky was then. Can you look it up? Exactly. But certainly young. And he clearly liked her enough, and therefore he liked them young, but that doesn't make him guilty of any crime. Also concerning how his legal counsel seems to really be holding Bill Clinton's hand through this, which makes me feel like, cognitively, he's not there. She was 22. 22. So young, obviously of age, but young. And if Bill Clinton thinks that 22 is young, well, there we go. His words. But this woman is really repeating the questions to Bill Clinton almost as if he couldn't hear. Maybe it's a hearing thing, or maybe he couldn't really understand. And then when he starts to kind of stare blankly and not answer the question, she steps in to try to catch him up. Well, they're asking you this. They're asking to put yourself in Jeffrey Epstein's shoes, or in his mind, they're asking you to ask this, and he should know that. So that doesn't really look good. And he's 79 years old. Biden was 78 when he was elected, and we saw how quickly he went downhill, so it makes sense. But this is the video that really got everybody talking. This is Bill Clinton. He's being shown photos because there are photos of Bill Clinton and redacted young women in a hot tub, and that's concerning. So he's asked about these questions or these photos, and then he kind of takes a look at this printout of the photo or photos, and he seems to be looking at them fondly. Watch. Oh, no, no, I wasn't done looking at that. Let me see that. Let me get a closer look. He's smiling now. Pointing. Okay, flipping through. Smiling. Mr. President, we have about five minutes remaining in the majority's first hour, and he's still smiling. I. Bill, Hello. Everyone can see you smiling. Lock in, bro. This isn't looking back at old yearbook photos. This is a Deposition. Stop smiling. Even the legal counsel next to him is smiling, almost in disbelief that he's smiling. What's so funny? What are you smiling at? Did this just unlock a core memory for you, Mr. President? Are you reminiscing on old times? Maybe he's remembering something positive. I mean, if you're being accused of, you know, hanging around with young girls and this isn't something to joke around about. But he seems to be looking back on this, like I said, pretty fondly. And if I was on the committee, I would have said, don't interrupt him. He's having a moment. Let him have the moment with the photos. Then maybe we might get somewhere, ask him a question about that. I would have maybe asked, what are you smiling at? I don't know. These are just my questions. But Hillary Clinton was certainly more animated and feisty than her husband, refusing to answer certain questions, even lashing out at members of the committee. And here she is dodging a question about whether or not she had any feelings about her husband being in suggestive photographs made public in the files. Watch relevant. If my wife saw pictures with me as a grown man hanging out with obviously or close to underage women, regardless if it was before we were married or not, it would be a question. And so what I'm asking you is, did any questions regarding those photographs come to your mind? I am going to, just as clearly as I can state, say I don't see the relevance of your question, and I am not going to talk about conversations that I had with my family, especially my husband. And for clarity, are you all asserting spousal privilege? For clarity, we are looking for the relevance of her conversations with her husband and what she might have thought about her conversations with the customer. How does that help further the legislative purpose of this committee as they investigate the prosecution and investigations of Jeffrey Epstein? I think Mr. Perry's questions directly relate to her daughter. To what? My state of mind. Her state of mind. What possible relevance does my state of mind have to your investigation? I believe Mr. Perry's questions. Mr. Perry can step in if you would like. Are directly related to her relationships with her husband. Very feisty with Mr. Epstein and Ms. Maxwell and her opinions as it relates to. She's ready to give facts, not opinions. I am not here to give opinions. I'm here to answer factual questions. And I have answered for many hours now that I had no relationship because I never met the guy. To my best recollection. And I'm not implying you shouldn't aver that I've made that connection. See what I mean by feisty? She's bringing back her nasty woman attitude from the 2016 campaign. Very feisty, just very defensive almost. And any wives or girlfriends watching this show? Just girls in general. If you've ever dated someone who, I don't know, might have been unfaithful or acting sketchy, you know why this question is relevant? I mean, he's asking, hey, like, have you ever had a conversation about this? Any normal wife or girlfriend would. Would ask these questions. Like, this is a normal question to ask, I think. And her team is again asking, well, why is this question relevant? Why would it matter if Hillary Clinton was, you know, suspicious of her own husband hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein? Well, Hillary Clinton claims she never met him, had no contact with him, never went to a meeting set up by him. So why wouldn't it be relevant if Hillary Clinton had a negative view of this person spending time with her husband? Because if she did have a negative view of Jeffrey Epstein, the next very obvious question would be why? And they were shutting down that line of questioning. They knew where it was going. They knew it was relevant. They were doing their jobs by protecting her. Because think about it. If Hillary answered the question by saying, yeah, I knew about the hot tub and I didn't care, well, that puts her in a bad light because your husband is being pictured with young girls and you don't care, then again, not totally out of the realm of possibility, because he cheated on her and he didn't, she didn't care. So. Or at least that's the front that she put out to the whole world. She stood by her man as he embarrassed her in public. So then, you know, if she did do that, I feel like the feminists would maybe lose their marbles. The me too, times up crowd would lose their marbles. Then if she says, yes, my husband hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein bothered me very much. It insinuates that Bill Clinton was, I don't know. I'm not saying guilty of a crime, but maybe some wrongdoing in their marriage. Maybe she felt slighted by him, you know, skipping out on things with her so that he could go hang out with him or something like that. I don't know. Not that it's illegal to cheat on your wife, but if it ever came out that these girls were underage and then there was some sort of crime committed, then that answer would be pretty damning. And I just want to reiterate. No evidence of wrongdoing, but it makes sense why she wouldn't want to answer the question, but she went on in her deposition to really crash out over conspiratorial questions she was asked about Frazzle drip. Back in 2016, during Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign, former Democrat Senator Anthony Weiner's laptop was seized by the FBI. What was on it? Well, text messages between Wiener and a minor, a 15 year old girl. On that same laptop, Anthony Wiener's wife, Huma Abedin, would communicate with Hillary Clinton. Abedin was a campaign strategist for Hillary. That is what sparked the email scandal. We all remember this. This is how they found out that Hillary Clinton was using a private email server for official business. And every conspiracy theory starts with a shred of truth. And it is true that Hillary Clinton's campaign was associated with a pedophile via this laptop. That's the truth. And that shred of truth, again, like all conspiracy theories are what get people hooked. Then a lack of transparency or a lack of evidence that disproves the theory gives the theory the legs it needs to take off. So Frazzle Drip started because of Anthony Weiner's laptop. Was Anthony Weiner a pedophile? Yeah. Was his laptop intertwined with his wife's work and by extension Hillary Clinton? Yeah. Then people started claiming that there were disgusting snuff films on Anthony Weiner's laptop. Laptop. Have I seen the proof? No, I have not. I have heard of its existence. That's not good enough for me. I would need to see it. And just because people are talking about something on 4chan and 8chan and Reddit and doesn't mean that it's real. So I would need to see it with my own eyes. Is it believable based on the truths that we already know? Sure. Is it possible that a pedophile would have a disgusting film on his laptop? Sure. Right. But this is how this stuff starts. This is how a theory takes off. Then the theory is that in this specific snuff film, Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedine were allegedly in a video abusing and murdering a young child in a satanic ritual. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Again, I have not seen the video. I don't know if it exists. I can't give you proof. I don't know. But I also don't know that it doesn't exist. And again, this is how conspiracy babies are made. When you can't prove the, you can't disprove it, then this is why people think that they're in the right to believe what they want to believe. And then this is how it it gets the legs that it has. So here is Hillary Clinton. This is just the Frazzle Drip context that you can understand. This next clip. Hillary Clinton did not answer a question about Frazzle Drip Watch. Are you aware of any files that were on Anthony Weiner's laptop in a folder that was titled Insurance, life insurance with a zip file titled Frazzled Chairman's ruling. This is way out of the. Is it in the scope? Is this within the scope? Mr. Chairman? The chairman rules that it's not within the scope. Mr. Chairman, based on what you said in the public hearing. Is this within the scope? We can go off the record for a moment. Mr. Chairman, is this within the scope? Off record and consult. Okay. And then I will say that that video dropped off. They went off the record. So maybe she did end up answering the question, but we'll never know. They took us offline. Whatever happened next, off the record, not for our eyes and ears. So for her legal team to say that this isn't relevant or out of scope doesn't really sit right with me. Because while frazzledrip is a conspiracy theory, again, it is based on the truth that Hillary Clinton's campaign was closely associated with a pedophile. Would that not be relevant to a deposition about whether or not she was tied to another known pedophile? And here she is crashing out this time over Pizzagate Watch. You described Pizza Gate as a baseless conspiracy theory, alleging you and others ran a child science sex trafficking ring from a Washington pizzeria. Pizzeria basement. Have you reviewed any 2025, 2026 Epstein files that were released that you believe reference or relate to those specific 2016 claims regarding the Podesta emails? Comet Ping pong pizza used as code? Possibly. I'm sorry, you're asking her about whether she's reviewed emails in the Epstein files was related to the wacky Pizzagate scam? You could characterize it however you want. I just would like to know if she's familiar with any of them, so. Excuse me, your question is about whether or not she has reviewed any emails in the Epstein release files about Pizzagate. Correct. Pizzagate was totally made up. It was an outrageous allegation that ended up hurting a number of people that caused a deranged young man to show up with his assault rifle and shoot up a local pizzeria? I can't believe you're even referencing it. You should be. I don't follow the crazy conspiracy stories that are online. I regret that anybody does. I find it quite sad, but also disturbing that people People would believe some of what is put forth, like Pizzagate. So I have taken no steps to review anything that might have any connection to something which I think is totally bogus. Okay, Hillary Clinton says Pizzagate is totally bogus. And maybe it is, but why wouldn't this be relevant questioning? The same way that frazzle drip didn't just come out of nowhere. Pizzagate also didn't just come out of nowhere. The WikiLeaks emails have all of this bizarre coded language about pizza, pasta, cheese. And anyone who thought that it was coded language was called a crazy person. And then this same language is all over the Epstein files. I covered this on a show a few weeks ago, but we went through, we almost spent the entire episode on it, going through almost all of the pizza references in the files. Why would there be that many mentions of pizza? And my whole point when we went through all of those files was why are elites, why are billionaires planning pizza parties? Why are elites asking Epstein to plan pizza parties? It's just odd. It's really odd. There clearly is a link between Pizzagate and what is in the Epstein files. And again, I'm not saying that I know for sure that Pizzagate is true. I, again, I don't have that information. I can't say that without a shadow of a doubt. I can't. But don't you think it's odd that these emails had the same language and these emails and the Epstein files, newly released by the Department of Justice, have the same coded language? What does this mean again? If Hillary Clinton was willing to answer questions about these emails that are being sent by her aides and people who worked on her campaign and things like that, I think that that's relevant line of questioning. If it's totally bogus, then it's totally bogus. And she can say that under oath. And if she's lying, then she's lying under oath. But wouldn't it be relevant line of questioning? They're being deposed about their links to Epstein. It just, I'm not understanding how it's not relevant. And you know, if Pizzagate was just a conspiracy, then what are these real life examples in the newly released Epstein files? Then what does that mean? Why couldn't she be able to debunk this or other people in the files be able to debunk this and say, yeah, pizza means really, it means pizza. We threw pizza parties. Yeah, Epstein was meeting people at pizza parlors and blah, blah. Okay? And maybe that's 100% true. Again, I am a New Yorker. I Lived in New York for New York City for that matter, for six, seven years. And yeah, you eat pizza. A lot of you do. Pizza is a staple. It's good. It's totally possible that they're getting pizza. But again, this is a billionaire and you're getting, I don't know, it's just like, it's all odd. And I just don't think that it's, I don't think that it's bogus. And I feel like Hillary Clinton's reaction, like this visceral reaction, very defensive reaction to these Pizzagate questions is very telling. She gets to write this off like it's some crazy unfounded theory, like she's above answering questions about it. And you know, how dare you even ask about this. So if it's not real, then what does that make the Epstein files? If the Epstein files were real enough to force you to be deposed and answer questions about it, then what does that mean? Are they both fake? Are they both real? Are they theories that started out with some truth? And if so, then what is that truth? Because we know without a doubt, Epstein, pedophile Anthony Weiner, pedophile Glenn Maxwell, pimp. And the Clintons have ties to all of them. And it's not just the Clintons, by the way. I mean, President Trump is named in this. Other elites are named in this. But Bill Clinton is pictured with girls in hot tubs, flew on Epstein's plane, did business with him. The Clintons received donations from Epstein affiliated accounts. 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Then he sort of came back in. I think he did a movie in 2024 or 2025, and here he is accepting an award on the red carpet at the Caesar Awards in Paris. And they were honoring him with this achievement award, you know, a lifetime achievement in comedy and acting. And certainly Jim Carrey is deserving of that. He's had a wonderful career. But what people were really talking about was the fact that he showed up on the red carpet looking like this and saying weird things like this. Watch. Funny face is the one I'm wearing right now. I'm dead. When has Jim Carrey ever not made people. It's just weird. And that girl in the video, she goes on to make the point that, you know, normally people laugh at Jim Carrey's jokes. He's very funny. And people were just kind of shocked by that, you know, I'm dead and that my favorite funny face is the one that I'm wearing right now. So what is that insinuating, Right? Are you insinuating that you're being replaced by someone? You were cloned. You. You're wearing a mask. It's just very weird, very strange. And not to mention, you know, people were talking about his eye color being different. Jim Carrey seemingly having these brown eyes or maybe dark hazel eyes. Can't really tell. But in these bright lights, they look bright blue, light green maybe. And that's kind of out of character for him. People don't really associate Jim Carrey with These, like, light eyes. And I guess, yeah, you can wear. You can wear contacts, I guess. I mean, people in the chat yesterday were telling me, oh, yeah, Jim Carrey, he's wearing contacts. You don't have to wear eye color changing contacts. You can just. If you need contacts, you can get normal ones. Plus, when you're wearing contacts, I think you can very easily see that someone is wearing contacts. Maybe people don't want to know that or don't want to admit that, but I can always tell. I mean, it's not a big deal, but you can see the ring around it. Like, you know, when it's contacts and a lot of eye color changing, contacts look very unnatural. So I feel like you can always tell that, too. And why would Jim Carrey change his eye color? Like, he doesn't seem the kind of person that's so vain that he would do that. He's had these darker eyes for his whole life, and they've been just fine. There's nothing wrong with having dark brown eyes or darker eyes. Like, who cares? Very handsome guy. Like, you don't need to have blue eyes. And certainly in your. You know, I don't even know how old he is now, 50s or something. But why would you need to change your eye color? Just seems odd. But what really struck me is his face being a little puffier again. People were saying, oh, well, maybe he just got some Botox. Maybe he got some filler. And I could see maybe him getting some filler to fill out some fine lines and wrinkles. But I don't know. Jim Carrey, the guy who's known for moving his face all around, I just don't think that someone as expressive as Jim Carrey would go do that. But then again, if he's no longer working and doesn't need his face to move so much, maybe he would go get Botox and filler. I don't know. I don't know. I can't get into his head. But he definitely looks different. And not only did he look different, he sounded different. That wasn't the voice of Jim Carrey that we saw in yesterday's clips that we know and love, that we're used to. It just seemed very odd. And so Jim Carrey had said, I'm dead on the red carpet, and my funny. My favorite funny face is the one I'm wearing right now. So Alexis Stone, who's a drag queen and a special effects makeup artist, claimed responsibility, saying that he was wearing a mask and he was on the red carpet as Jim Carrey now, if you were just trying to get on this trend and get clicks and likes and headlines, then that's a very smart motive. Then I think he jumped on a bandwagon. He saw an opportunity, he grabbed it, and good for him. His name is in the news. You know, he's very famous, he has a lot of followers, very talented. But I didn't know who he was until this scandal. So certainly if his motive was to get attention, it worked. But he says that that was him. But then the Caesar Awards put out a statement or the guy that's in charge of the Caesar Awards, Gregory Collier, and he spoke to Variety on Monday and said, you know, this is a non issue. People are just talking about this, you know, Then Jim's. Jim Carrey's visit had been planned since the summer. From the outset, he was extremely touched by the Academy's invitation. Eight months of ongoing constructive discussions. He worked on his speech in French for months, asking me about the exact pronunciation of certain words. He came with his partner, his daughter, his grandson and 12 close friends and family members. His longtime publicist accompanied him. He, his old friend Michael Gondry, who had made a film and two series with him, was there and they were delighted to see each other again. Then ended his statement by saying, for me, it's a non issue. I just remember his generosity, his kindness, his benevolence, his elegance. All of this doesn't really say that he was the guy on the red carpet. Jim Carrey could have been there and it could have been someone else on the red carpet. But okay, we'll just take that for what it is. For the sake of this show, we'll just say, okay, that's the Caesar Awards statement. That that was Jim Carrey. Then Jim Carrey's publicist put out a statement and they put out a statement to people and said, Jim Carrey attended the Caesar Awards where he accepted his honorary Caesar Award. That was it. That was the statement that they gave people. Short and sweet. But why no statement from Jim Carrey himself? You know, why is a statement from a crisis PR team, a publicist, an agent, a manager, why is that acceptable if there are questions about your identity? Wouldn't you as a comedian, a world renowned funny guy, jump on this opportunity to somehow get in on the joke? It just seems, again, out of character to be this, oh, like this conspiracy theory is so ridiculous. Like, why wouldn't you jump on it? And I feel like the videos that we played on the show yesterday kind of demonstrated that Jim Carrey is into the government conspiracy theory stuff. Like, he was kind of dropping conspiracy theories on Jimmy Kimmel's show. I don't know. I feel like it would be more in character for him to hop on this bandwagon than totally denounce it. And this theory about Kim Kardashian's butt being fake. Just hang on. Stay with me, everyone. It. This brought this to mind for me. So Kim Kardashian, I don't even know what to call her influencer celebrity. She was known for a sex tape, reality TV star married Kanye West. Okay. She was also known for having a very big butt. And for years, people would claim her of having surgery. Oh, you got a Brazilian butt lift. Oh, you got. You're wearing butt pads, whatever. Like, people were just saying, oh, her butt has to be fake. Okay? So Kim Kardashian leaned into that conspiracy theory and made it a joke. Like, she got in on the joke. They made a storyline out of it on the reality show, and she actually went to a doctor's office to get her butt X rayed to prove to all the haters that her butt is real. And it's just funny and it's really not that serious. And if you can easily disprove a theory and also have the last laugh, why wouldn't you do that? Or at least, like, lean into some of the theory or give people more fodder? Like, to come out with some serious statement is so weird to me. And I honestly, like, I feel the same way about Candace Owens whole theory about Brigitte Macron being a man. Now, this is in no way a defense of Candace Owens theory. I think it's funny to talk about. We. We talked about it on the show a few months ago saying, like, really, the only way for Brigitte Macron to prove this would be to drop her drawers or something on live television. Like, because I feel like even if she released blood work or, like, it's just. It's ridiculous. And that's the thing. Like, it is just ridiculous and it's funny to talk about. And, you know, if you give into the theory by producing documents and medical records and things like that, I feel like you're giving conspiracy theorists more fodder. And I could understand why a first lady of France wouldn't get into all of that, whereas Jim Carrey would, because it's just. It's funny and it's not that serious. But, like, I also think in Brigitte Macron's example, like, why would she waste time and energy and money on lawyers if it isn't true. You know, like, why waste time acknowledging rumors if they're just fake rumors? Like, wouldn't she just be above that? Which is also why, in my opinion, I think that Michelle Obama doesn't give in to any of the online theories about her being a man, because once she does, then it gives them power. You can either leave it alone because you're actually a man and you know that you'll lose in court, or it's a totally retarded fraudulent statement, and why give it the time of the day? So then you question why celebrities, politicians, and the like give theories the time of day. That's how I feel about Jim Carrey. If you are happy in your retirement and people start coming up with dumb theories about you, who cares? Why give them any attention? If you got bad plastic surgery, I guess you maybe wouldn't want to out your surgeon and throw him under the bus. But why not just say something? It just seems like your options are lean into the joke or leave it alone. I think it's odd to put out a very serious statement when you're not a very serious person. You know, like, if you speak out, then you have to prove to yourself or just don't speak out at all. And in the year of 2026, why are we doing written statements to magazines? Like, go get your phone out and record something. Like, if Jim Carrey is really Jim Carrey and he's clearly taking the time to address the rumors not personally, but having his team do it, but then put them to bed yourself once and for all, prove that it is really you. You could prove it in one minute. You could shut down all of the haters in one minute, and you could make everyone look stupid. Unless you can't. Then I saw this. This is my favorite Marco Rubio meme. This is my favorite meme template. But people were joking that Marco Rubio is going to have to become Jim Carrey. Now, if Jim Carrey's not gonna do it, well, someone's got to do it. Someone's got to put on the mask. So maybe one day we'll see a Jim Carrey mask in the Oval Office. Poor Marco Rubio. He's just so busy these days. But I wanted to. Can you still pull this up? Is it still working? Perfect. I found some Instagram posts that I thought the comment sections were very funny on. And this is just kind of along the same line of Michelle Obama. And the post says, this is from the Daily Caller. If Michelle Obama ran for president, what would her campaign slogan be? And these comments were just making me laugh. Vote for me, I'm really a man. I'm your guy. I'm your man. If you don't vote for me, it's discrimination. That would go either way. If woman or man, Republicans will not dare mess with me. I'm twice the man my husband is. Be like Mike. Sort of like, I like Ike. I like it. She's the man. Also, fantastic movie. A movie that I have seen, by the way, Amanda Bynes before she went off the deep end. Very good. Very funny. We have the meats stealing Arby's logo. Dustin looks disgusted. I understand I'm the right man for the job. I'll never vote for another Democrat. I don't know if that's her campaign slogan or just whatever. Trans lives matter first. Trans for president. More balls than my hubby or Biden. I'm Mike and I have a wiener. I pee standing up and I still oops and oh, man, I lost my place. I pee standing up, but I still like to use both restrooms. Vote for me, I'm really a man. I'm your man. I'm your guy. I just think it's funny. So this just goes to show how absolutely gullible everyone is online. And I. I am urging everyone, do not believe everything you see on the Internet. Truly. Do not assume at this point that it is AI. Assume that it is fake and then go do your own research. That is, anytime you see a headline, anytime you see something on Instagram, anytime you see something on TikTok, X, whatever, don't assume that it's true. Don't believe it. Don't go tell someone at the dinner table when you're seeing your friends. Oh, I read something somewhere and it was just some X post that was not real. Do your due diligence. Make sure that what you are looking at is real. Okay, so here is the Instagram account Gen Z for MAGA Breaking news. And it's a photo of Sydney Sweeney. And. And she is wearing a Make America Great Again dress. And she is Photoshopped into the Actor Awards, the SAG Aftra. SAG Aftra Award show that just happened the other night. And I don't think she was there. I didn't see her there. Maybe she was, but I didn't see her. And if she was, she wouldn't be wearing Joy Villa's iconic MAGA dress from a few years ago. So again, you just have to see these things and understand the context and whatever. But here it says breaking news. Quote, I'm Done. Hiding my love for the USA and Trump. Sydney Sweeney stuns in a MAGA dress at the Actor Awards, crediting her new boyfriend Bo Loudon for giving her confidence. Follow Beau to support him. Bo Louden is not dating Sydney Sweeney. I think that Sydney Sweeney is in a relationship with Scooter Braun, the music producer. And even if she isn't still dating him, she is not dating this guy Bo and probably never will. But here are the comments. God bless you both, Beau and Sydney. Wow. Wonderful. Bo and Sidney. Oh, wow. Young, talented patriots. Everyone loves a great patriot heart. Best dress I've ever seen in my life. Congrats to her. It's nice to see girls going out with boys our own age. It's awesome. Beautiful, good looking, young, strong minds. Great work. Be blessed and proud of this great country. That's how you keep striving for a beautiful, patriotic culture. You go, girl. We should all love our country. Some people are buying or they're, you know, they're waking up and people in the comments are saying, why share AI bullshit? But for the most part, the comments are just people very supportive of Sydney Sweeney and her fake boyfriend in this fake MAGA dress. Don't believe everything you see on the Internet, people. Every MAGA person should start wearing the red hat every time we go out. People tagging their friends as if you didn't love her already. Like, you are gullible. You are gullible. You cannot fall for this stuff. We have to all hold each other accountable. We all have to be better. We all have to let your friend know. Friends. Friends don't let friends fall for AI Sydney Sweeney photos. Okay? Friends don't let friends do that. And I'm your friend and I'm telling you, if you see Sydney Sweeney in a MAG address, you're nuts. It's not happening. It's not happening. And maybe she did vote for Trump and maybe she is, you know, anti woke or whatever. But like she is not on the red carpet wearing Joy Villa's MAGA dress from years past. Hello? Hello. Then people in the chat or people in the comments are like, this is. This has got to be I the AI. There's no source anywhere. Yes, they're waking up. Lol. This is fake. Someone said this is my new favorite couple. Ridiculous. Then there's another post on this same account. Gen Z for MAGA breaking. Sydney Sweeney just went full MAGA and said she doesn't care if she's canceled after being caught kissing Bo loud as he held a MAGA hat quote. Beau is Worth it. Give Bo a follow to show your support. Like, how do you not see that this is. This guy is just trying to follow. Alarming for likes and follows. I mean, and it's funny and it's even funnier that people are falling for it. They have Sydney Sweeney in the American Eagle ad. Then there's AI and Sydney Sweeney's wearing the exact same outfit from the American Eagle ad. And she's kissing this random Gen Z Maga influencer. Really, people? Really? She's gonna pose Sydney Sweeney, like, as you know, anti woke as she is, she's trying not to get canceled. She needs to stay booked and busy. You think she's gonna pose with some random maga influencer in a maga hat? Like, be for real. Like, you have to use your. Use your noggins. The comments, very rare. A beautiful and bright lady in Hollywood. We love you, Sydney. The support for Sydney Sweeney could do anything and people would support her, obviously. But come on. Is she dating this random guy? No. So sweet. Love them both. Blessings for your stand. Proud of you, young lady. God be with you both. Good luck to both of them. I really respect Sydney Sweeney. Lucky guy. Yeah, he would be lucky if it was real, but it's not. Let's get into scrolling time. A little teaser for the first video. All right, this is an oldie but a goodie it is. Guy, you're gonna love this video. You came in at just the right time. This is a video from 2010 and it's a cat that was called for jury duty. Watch. You see, he's trying to avoid jury duty. Yes, you heard right. Sal's been called and I read the whole thing and I said, oh my God. How could he. How can he go? He's a cat. I said, sal, what. What's this? You know, I couldn't believe it. I was shocked. Bob do meow for the answer. Anna thinks she knows the source of the mix up. Sal really is a member of the family. So on the last census form, she listed him under pets. So I just wrote Sal Esposito, scratch out the dog and wrote, cat. Sal can't use the computer, so Anna filed for his disqualification of service. He's not too old or ill or convicted felon. So she chose the most obvious reason. Sal can't speak English, but the jury commissioner is unmoved. Request denied. And I said, mommy's in a lot of trouble now. She went to the vet and got this letter stating, this is to confirm that Sal Esposito is a domestic short Hair neutered feline. Granted, he loves crime, shows he knows right and wrong. But justice should not rest in his paws. Sound service date here at Suffolk Superior Court is set for March 23rd. Anna says if this mess isn't cleared up by then, she'll simply have to bring the cat to court. In Boston, Janet Wu said, all right, Pet owners need to be stopped at some point. This is absolutely ridiculous. They're saying in this clip that he's not a convicted felon. I will say as a cat owner. Disagree, Hard disagree. Cats are very naughty. Then you say, oh, well, he knows right from wrong. No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't. And also, if you are adding your cat to the census, when you're filling out the census, you have problems. Do you know what the census is for? Should we all have our cats be represented in Congress? All of our pets? All of our pets. Yeah. Everyone should register their pets and then our pets will have to go to jury duty. Democrats will fight for our pets to vote. This is how this all starts. Now, we love our pets. They are members of our family. But there is a difference. They are. They are animals. They do not need to be counted in the census. Some pet owners are just a little deranged. It's okay. I know that we think that they are family and they are. But in the eyes of the law and in the eyes of our government, they are not. And you have to know the distinction. I'm sorry, but I just, I can't get behind this. I saw this and I was like, why would you do that? You're filling out government documentation for your cat. It's the over information for me. And you all call me crazy cat lady. I am not crazy. I am a normal, stable cat lady. She's crazy. I just want for the record, they, they have a crazy cat lady thing. Ghee brought crazy cat lady on the top row and there's a crazy cat lady thing down here. I think I'd be crazy if I signed Jury Birdie up for jury duty. That'd be crazy. All right, next video. This, like craziness in Minneapolis has really died down. And I actually don't know if this is in Minneapolis or not, but this is a video of ICE agents and they really had to, they had to, they had to serve some justice in this moment. This is an 80 year old protester that he effed around and he needed to find out. Watch. He's obstructed. There's an 80 year old man. He's obstructing. And what's going on? Two agents are, are attempting to arrest someone. And of course there's all the legal observers around, they've got their whistles and there's an 80 year old man getting involved. Ridiculous. And he's fine. He's a little roughed up, but he's fine. He's walking it off. And again, do I like to see 80 year old men get thrown down to the ground? No, I do not. But it could have been avoided. This situation is 100% avoidable. And you have to place the blame on these people that are obstructing law enforcement. It is a crime. That's. He's lucky that that's what happened to him, truly. And when you are 80 years old, you could be doing anything with your time, Truly. You could be doing anything. You're enjoying your retirement. You're enjoying hopefully your, your family, your grandchildren and you're spending your, you know, your weekend day or whatever day you're out obstructing law enforcement. I'm going to actually enjoy my retirement one day. I'm not going to be breaking the law. You don't want to get body slammed on a random Tuesday? No, no, I don't. I don't want to get body slammed on a random Tuesday. I just want to, you know, spend time with my family, hopefully and I don't know, ride off into the sunset. Why? Like, why are they choosing this life for themselves? They've bought into the lie that they need to do something and you actually don't. Here's another grandma that needs a reality check. Here's a grandma at an Indian wedding. She got a hold of the. What even is that? The pyrotechnics. What, what is that? What would you call that thing? You don't know what that's called? Just pyrotechnics. The grandma is just spewing flames. She pointed it at him. There at the end, she is fully pointing the flames at people. I don't know if the grandma doesn't know what's in it. I don't know if she knows what's being sprayed out. But then everyone is just like ducking and running from granny. And you have to wonder what happened before this moment? Like why? What is wrong with the grandma that she needs to make this moment that is not about her. About her. Is she just a narcissist? Then you wonder if 20 minutes before this wedding ceremony, did they maybe have a conversation with her about taking away the car keys? Like maybe she was upset at her Family, if ever there was a time to body slam someone, they're being really polite about it. Yes, but I. And listen, I get. When it's your grandma, I think it's hard to body slam them, but sometimes you have to do what's right for the. For the greater good. I'm just telling you, if you watch the dude in the white jacket, she, like, follows him with it. Like, that was very targeted. So isn't the guy in the white jacket the groom? And he kind of tried to duck and run for a little bit. She did. And she, like, kind of like, oh, yeah, yeah. He's trying to get away. And she's like, oh, no, you don't. Wow. I've never been to an Indian wedding. Apparently they're totally lit, so they're long, too. They're a couple days, I think. Yeah. But I don't know if I want to go to that one. I don't know if I trust this family, but. All right. The rest of the videos that I have for you today are just mindless animal videos. Stupid, brainless. Turn your brain off. Just enjoy. So this is an alligator that got stuck in a pool. It's a baby alligator, but here's this guy really struggling to get him out. Watch. Takes the baby out. Baby goes right back in. Trying to get him out. Right back in. The gator knows exactly what he wants. And honestly, the pool looks lovely. I would want to hop in there, too. And maybe they were trying to go for a dip themselves, and that's why they didn't want the baby alligator in the pool. But I would just say, I don't know, I guess maybe the chlorine's bad for them, but maybe it's a saltwater pool. I don't know. Kudos to that guy. Let him live. You say kudos to that guy, but in the comment section, he's getting legitimately dragged for not just picking him up and, like, yeeting the gator. Yeah. You haven't seen me get a lizard in my house. I am, like, 10 times worse than this. I'm like, I guess this is your home now. I've had one lizard in my house. It was very small. It was like this, and it was the light, light pink one. And I thought that maybe I could put my cat to good use. No. Nope. No interest. Those ones are agile, too. They're nimble. They're very small, and they go into little corners and things. And then, you know, so I found him. I saw him kind of go into this corner behind the door. And I was like, is that what I thought? It was like? I thought I was seeing things. And again, I'm new to Florida a year in, and this. This was my first lizard experience in my own home, aside from the one in the studio, but that's, you know, that's nightly scroll. We won't. We won't talk about that. But I got the lizard out with. I, I, I, I thought about it was small enough. I thought about maybe vacuuming it up. And then I thought, that's kind of like. I don't know. I didn't feel very. I felt kind of icky about doing that because then it would just, like, starve in my vacuum cleaner. And then I would have to get it out of the vacuum cleaner. Might make a mess of the inside of the vacuum cleaner. So I quickly decided that that wasn't the way to go. So then I put it in a little dustpan and I threw it out of my apartment. But then I. Begs the question, how did it get in here in the first place? Won't it just come back in? But I haven't seen it, so I don't know. I don't know how it got in there. Just Florida things. Just Florida things? Yeah. This is not a Florida thing. This is like a Chattanooga thing, maybe. So maybe you can talk about this, but this is a raccoon getting stuck in the house. And watch this little boy take control of the situation while everyone else around him freaks out. Watch where. Raccoon is eating out of the dog bowl. Get out of here. Richie, be careful. He's like. Why is everyone yelling at me during my snack time? What? Wait. Callie, get away from the raccoon. Oh, my God. It's not a cat. Richie, be careful. Look at this little boy. He's about to take charge. He's the man of the house. He's. How did he get in this door? I'm going to chase him out with the dog. Oh, my God. And if he comes at me, I'm gonna whack him over the head. Oh, my. A man with a plan. Oh, my God. Scare him. Just scare him with a driver, too. He's got a. He's got a driver. All right. Raccoon's gonna. Is it going out? Get it out. Get it out. I just wanted. I was impressed by this. I was impressed because the mom was freaking out. The kid was calm, cool, and collected. I was very impressed with how he handled that situation. He's. He's great under pressure. Master negotiator just a light tap on the face just like, you gotta go. Listen, this is your one and final warning. And the raccoon totally respected it. He asserted dominance. And the raccoon said, I hear ya. He heard him say, if he doesn't go, I'll bop him on the head. Yeah, So I was. I was impressed by that. Here's the last video that I have for you. This was in Long Beach Island, New Jersey, and this guy stumbled upon a seal in the street. Watch. What the are you doing, buddy? Middle of Long Beach Boulevard. You're pretty lost. You're pretty lost. He said just in the middle of the road, honestly. And there's snow all on the ground, too, so I wonder. I don't know. I don't know how he got there. He must have squiggled his way a long way. But anyway, New Jersey things. All right, thank you for scrolling along with me. You can follow me on social media. Aileycarania, and I will see you right back here tomorrow. Bye, Sam.