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Hailey Caranilla
Hello and welcome to another edition of Nightly Scroll. I'm Hailey Caranilla. Thank you so much for spending your Friday evening with me. I love. Everyone in the chat is getting excited and you have a big show to get excited for. So a rogue Space Force commander has been axed after defying President Trump and Vice President J.D. vance. We're gonna get into that. Plus, a top ICE official wants deportations to run like Amazon prime time to two day ship these gang bangers right outta here. I love to see it. Plus, Kamala Harris is trying to claw her way back into the good graces of fellow Democrats, but they seem to be keeping her at arm's length. All right, so we're getting into all that and so much more on this episode of Nightly Scroll. Hello, everyone. I want you to remember that today is Friday. So that means that at the end of the show, I'm going to be listening to your. Your videos that you have sent in on X. I have asked everyone, I do this every Thursday. I put out a tweet or a post on X and I say, send me your videos that you want me to blind react to. And we are going to do just that tonight. They have chosen three videos for me. So thank you to everyone who submitted. Plus, I'm also going to be answering questions. So I put this up on my Instagram story. If you haven't submitted a question, you can do that Ayleycarania on Instagram. It's on my story. Or you can throw your questions in the chat at the end of the show and I will answer them. So I'm excited for that. But this first story is really, really wild. It is out of this world. Okay, so Colonel Susan Myers, she runs the Bidoufique space base in Greenland. That's a U.S. military base over there. And I did do a lot of research to make sure that I pronounced that correctly. It does look like Pitifik or Pitufic, but it is. Wow. It is Bidoufique. I promise. Vince really butchered that this morning. Sorry, guys, I'm like, coughing, but it is Bidoufique. And I actually, I was scrolling, I was like trying to find it and I stumbled upon this video on TikTok of a fellow Space Force commander. And he's, he was talking all about the name change because it used to be called something else. And then they changed it to B du Fiq. And he was like, I. I don't even know how to pronounce it. So I was like, okay, well, if the Space Force Commanders can't even pronounce it. Then we're good. But Susan, wow. Sorry, guys, I don't know what is going on. Colonel Susan Myers, she runs the B. Dufeak Space Base, and she was photographed with Vice President J.D. vance and Second Lady Usha Vance when they visited Greenland. And afterwards, Susan Myers sent out an email to staffers rebuking the Vice President's comments. She said, I do not presume to understand current politics, which is a crazy thing to say, by the way. But she went on and said, but what I do know is the concerns of the US Administration discussed by Vice President Vance on Friday are not reflective of Bidufique Space Base. What? What do you mean? This is what I don't understand. The Commander in Chief is President Donald J. Trump, and Vice President Vance is in lockstep with the Commander in Chief. And if you are in the military and you're a commander and she apparently used to run this space base, this military base, you are to be in lockstep with them as well. You don't just get to go rogue and tell the people under you. Yeah, well, you know, the President said this, but we're not going to do things like that, you know, not round here, partner. That's not how it works. That's not how the military works. There's a commander in chief and you follow orders. So I don't understand. I mean, even take the national security risks out of this and just pretend that you have a normal 9 to 5 job, okay, and you are a mid tier middle manager and you send out an email to all of your subordinates saying, yeah, I know the CEO said this, or I know upper management or executives said this, but we're not going to. I don't, I don't appreciate that and I don't believe in that. And we're going to do things our own way. You'd be fired. You'd be fired. You can't do that. And then put on top of that the national security risk of having some rogue Space Force commander not agreeing with what JD Van said and by extension, what President Trump has said. Get out of here. Like, I do not want someone like that in charge. And thankfully, yesterday, the Space Force sent out a press release announcing that Susan Myers was removed from command over a loss of confidence in her ability to lead. They went on to say, commanders are expected to adhere to the highest standards of conduct, especially as it relates to remaining nonpartisan performance of their duties. That's exactly right. Nonpartisan. It doesn't matter what you Personally think. You take an oath, you are tasked with taking orders from President Trump and that is the way that this goes. You can't be rogue, you can't go rogue. This is our national security at risk. So thankfully, the Space Force has ousted this rogue commander. But like they said, I mean, she cannot be trusted. If you're just going to send an email to everyone, I mean, what does that do for the confidence of all the people underneath her, all of the subordinates, if their, if their commander says, well, I don't trust what President Trump is saying, what does that do to the military and all the people who are at that base? It was like a mind virus with this woman in charge. So thankfully she is no longer in charge. And did you guys hear, just speaking of space, this is a total aside, but did you hear that Katy Perry is going to space next week? So on Tuesday, Katy Perry is going to space along with Gayle King from CBS and Lauren Sanchez, who is Jeff Bezos's fiance, the one who wore her bra to the inauguration. So Blue Origin is. Jeff Bezos is basically his version of SpaceX and Elon Musk. Basically. If you're a billionaire in this country, you just build spaceships. I guess they have the money to do it. Why not? So Blue Origin, these flight flights to space, I guess you call them flights or these missions to space, they are taking off Blue Origin, they sent, they sent other people. Jeff Bezos has been to space. They sent William Shatner when he was 90, so he's the oldest person to go to space. But they send celebrities, some of them for free. They invite certain celebrities, kind of like an influencer marketing strategy, which, whatever. I guess it's good for Blue Origin and it gets people talking about it, but they also offer seats to people who they're just regular old people. If you can pay for it. Can you guys look up how expensive it is a seat on Blue Origin? But they sent William Shatner when he was 90. And I think if I was 90 years old, I would say, sure, I'll go to space. And God forbid anything bad happens. At least I went out trying to go to space. It'd be pretty cool. But I don't think at this point in my life I would, I would go to space. I have a lot of life to live and I just don't trust aircrafts these days. What about you? In the chat, someone says, beam them out. Officially a space cadet. Yeah. Who would you want to send to space if you could send a space and leave them up there? Also, what does it mean? What does it say that Jeff Bezos is sending, okay, $1.25 million for a seat on Blue Origin? Not worth it. First of all, I don't have that kind of money. But even if I did have FU money and I could just spend that and drop it on going to space, at this point in my life, I would not go. As cool as it is, I just don't trust it. I would pull a William Shatner and go, in my late 80s, 90s, when I've lived a good full life, I can say, sure, beam me up, Scotty. But until then, I'm not doing that. Someone says, I'm going to go to Mars with Elon. All Democrats go to space. You know who I would send to space? Cyclists. I. You know, I took like nine years off from driving, but I'm. I'm driving again. And my road rage has been reinvigorated. And when I see cyclists taking up the entire road, I say send them on a Blue Origin mission for free and they can have a new planet. Maybe Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos, they can work together. They can make Mars habitable, and we can send all the cyclists up to space and they can ride around. No road rules. Do whatever you want. Just go up there and do it over there. That's my suggestion. Anyway, enough about the space talk. We are dealing with issues right here on planet Earth, and Elon Musk is trying to save us some money at least. So Elon Musk, he is finding out. He is like a watchdog and he is finding all of this government corruption. He is digging through everything. Every department. No department is safe. Watch this. Well, thanks to your fantastic leadership, this amazing cabinet, and the very talented DOGE team, I'm excited to announce that we anticipate savings in FY26 from reduction of waste and fraud by $150 billion. And some of it is just absurd, like people getting unemployment insurance who haven't been born yet. I mean, I think anyone can appreciate whether. I mean, come on, that's just crazy. So, you know, some of these things people ask me, like, well, how are you going to find ways to move forward in the, in the government? I'm like, well, actually, just go in any direction. That's how you find it. It's just, it's very common. It's, as the military would say, target rich environment. A target rich environment indeed. But $150 billion he found in fraud. I mean, I don't know if they're planning on doing I haven't really heard much since, but I know they were talking about sending out some kind of a stimulus check. Like the taxpayers have been essentially paying $150 billion. They've been footing the bill for this fraudulent behavior at the hands of the United States government. We should get that back in our pockets. I don't know if that's happening, but that would be really, really cool. And They've already found $150 billion in just the first two months of Trump being in office. And I know that there are rumors that Elon Musk is going to eventually pull away from the Department of Government Efficiency. Both President Trump and Elon Musk have both been on the record saying that this isn't a permanent position. He, he's in a special government position and he will return to being the head of, you know, X and Tesla and SpaceX and whatever else, but he won't be at the government for very long. Based on government ethics issues and rules, Elon Musk can only serve in this capacity for 130 days. So 130 days coming to an end soon. But have no fear, the work of Doge is far from over. J.D. vance talked about this to Lawrence Jones on Fox and Friends. Watch this. Elon came in and we said, we need you to make government more efficient. We need you to shrink the incredible, vast bureaucracy that thwarts the will of the American people, but also costs way too much money. And we said that's going to take about six months. And that's what Elon signed up for. But of course he's going to continue to be an advisor. Doge has got a lot of work to do. And yeah, that work's going to continue after Elon leaves. But fundamentally, Elon is going to remain a friend and an advisor of both me and the President. And he's done a lot of good things. People don't realize how vast and uncontrolled the bureaucracy was. We've started to chip away at it. But there's a lot of work to do. It's not going to happen all in six months. It's going to take a long and committed effort. I'm a coffee lover. I know that most of you watching the show, you are coffee lovers as well. This blackout coffee is the good stuff. You know, I don't mess around when it comes to my coffee. I am all about blackout coffee. They're a small batch family owned roastery right here in Florida. They craft bold premium coffee that actually delivers on flavor. No burnt corporate nonsense. So whether you like it strong and black or smooth with a little bit of cream. They have something for you. And I have a bag of Blackout coffee right here. And I love, you know, they have these little cans as well that are kind of pre done. They have the, the creamer right in it already and it says awake, not woke on it. And this bag says brutal awakening. So I know that all of my viewers on Nightly scroll are awake, not woke. So I want you to know. To go to blackout coffee.com you can use code Haley. That's H A Y L e y. For 20% off your order, go to blackoutcoffee.com to grab your bag. This episode is brought to you by Lifelock. It's tax season and we're all a bit tired of numbers, but here's one you need to hear. $16.5 billion. That's how much the IRS flagged for possible identity fraud last year. Now here's a good number. 100 million. That's how many data points LifeLock monitors every second. If your identity is stolen, they'll fix it, guaranteed. Save up to 40% your first year. @lifelock.com podcast terms apply. So just think about that. If $150 billion is just. They're chipping away at it and they have so much more to do. Wow. I mean, imagine how deeply corrupt this government is. Thank goodness that whether Elon Musk is there or not, the efforts of Doge are going to continue. That I can sleep well at night knowing that this government is being held accountable in ways that it really has never done before. It never has before. The government has just been able to run amok and spend our tax dollars and commit fraud for decades. So this is decades worth of corruption being uprooted by and rooted out, which is incredible. And President Trump announced that the Social Security numbers of illegal immigrants are gone as well. So his deputies have canceled those Social Security numbers that have been attributed to illegal immigrants. People who are not citizens. Why would they even have Social Security numbers? As it is. And this is part of a multi tiered plan, by the way. So they've already wiped out 6,300 numbers given to migrants with criminal records, by the way, terrorist affiliations and canceled visas. So just that 6,300 are those Social Security numbers have been taken away from just those right now. But there are potentially hundreds of thousands of of migrants living in the US Illegally who have a Social Security number. So what that number does is allow them to collect Medicare, Medicaid, unemployment insurance, federal loans, and other benefits. I mean, having illegal immigrants with Social Security numbers and giving them the chance to file for unemployment is. It's mind boggling. It's mind boggling. Thank goodness that the administration is stepping in and putting an end to this. So now their next target, now that they have targeted criminals with terrorist affiliations and whatnot, now they are going through the database of 92,000 undocumented immigrants that have some kind of criminal conviction. I mean, think about that. There are more than 92,000 criminal aliens in this country. Not just criminal in the fact that they've border jumped, but the fact that they have committed crimes in this nation. It's so sick. And the left has the audacity to say that they're claiming asylum. And it's like, you should be grateful that you're in this country. You should respect this country, respect the laws of this country. But they don't. They don't. Now, thankfully, they are. The Trump administration is basically taking a jackhammer to this illegal immigration problem. And Doge isn't the only department streamlining their efforts. So recently there was the 2025 Border Security Expo at the Phoenix Convention center, and border czar Tom Homan was there. DHS Secretary Kristi Noem was there. And they were also joined by Acting ICE Director Todd Lyons. Now, I had never heard of Acting ICE Director Todd Lyons before, but this is one hell of a introduction and a first impression. So here's what he said. The ICE director envisions Amazon prime like mass deportation system prime, but with human beings. He said we've got to get better at treating this like a business. And he wants to see deportations that run like Amazon Prime. Maybe he doesn't mean two day shipping like I teased in the intro, which would be really funny if we could get all of this done in two days. But I do think that this is obviously a long term effort. But I thought that that was hilarious and it's true. I mean, they should treat this like a business. It should be like the Chick Fil a drive through where it's so streamlined and the process is perfect. They have it perfected. And not only that, but Kristi Noem, DHS Secretary, she also said that they are planning on using new technology, like AI. And I don't really know how they plan to do this, but they're using AI to speed up this deportation process. And she said that this is like putting the entire immigration system on steroids. So Amazon prime deportations on steroids. That is the message of the Trump administration. If you are here illegally you will not be here for very much longer and anyone not complying will with the Trump administration's effort is subject to investigation. I will get to that in just a second. But first I'm taking a break to talk to you about my favorite coffee, blackout coffee. I've got it right here and I've had it earlier this morning. I am amped up for that's the reason I'm amped up because I have my blackout coffee. Okay? This is the good stuff. I don't mess around when I come to my coffee. And I am all about blackout coffee. They are a small batch family owned roastery right here in Florida. They craft bold premium coffee that actually delivers on flavor and not only that, but they deliver to all 50 states and they ship fresh. So wherever you are, you can get your hands on blackout coffee. And because you are part of my homies, you get 20% off your first order. So just use code Hayley, that's H A Y L E Y at checkout or hit up blackout coffee.com/haley to grab your bag. I highly recommend that you do. All right, so blackout coffee, Haley. Code Haley. H A y L E Y. 20% off your bag. Do it now. Alita Haba, she is a U.S. attorney, she's a federal prosecutor for the District of New Jersey. And if you are thinking of messing with the Trump administration's plan to deport illegals, think twice. Here's what she said on Hannity last night Watch. We know that the governor has on his website currently do's and don'ts for his local state of law enforcement. Those do's and don'ts instruct them not to cooperate with illegal immigrants who have administrative warrants that have been issued by the court after due process saying that they are no longer welcome here. They have gone through the court system. They are to be deported. It is instructing them to go against our federal rules, our executive orders. And I am unfortunately going to announce on your show tonight, Sean, and I want it to be a warning for everybody that I have instructed my office today to open an investigation into Governor Murphy, to open an investigation into Attorney General Plotkin, who has also instructed the state police not to assist any of our federal and they list our federal agencies that are under my direction, the FBI, the dea, all these individuals that are trying to clean up up our streets in New Jersey not to cooperate. That will no longer stand. Pam Bondi has made it clear, and so has the President that we are too mic drop moment criminal that will no longer serve this country and completely enforce federal law. And anybody who does get in that way, in the way of what we are doing, which is not political, it is simply against crime that will no longer stand. Yeah. So if New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy decides that he doesn't want to work with ICE agents or he doesn't want his local New Jersey law enforcement officers to assist with ICE deportations, you're going to be investigated because you're going against the federal law and the immigration policy of the President of the United States of America. So, yeah, investigations are coming. And not only that, but the big boss says he will withhold funding from sanctuary states. Here's what President Trump wrote on Truth Social. He wrote, no more sanctuary cities. They protect the criminals, not the victims. They are disgracing our country and are being mocked all over the world, working on papers to withhold all federal funding for any city or state that allows these death traps to exist. Hell, yeah. Defund. Get in line or be defunded. That is the message that the Trump administration is sending, and I can get behind that. Now, obviously, we're talking about Democrats here. They don't really get it as much. I don't know why. Now, here is a Democrat lawmaker from Connecticut saying that she had once voted for the Lake and Riley Act. And the Lake and Riley act is a United States law, by the way, that requires the U.S. department of Homeland Security to detain illegal immigrants admitting to, charged with or convicted of theft, related crimes, assaulting a police officer, or a crime that results in death or serious bodily injury, like drunk driving. Now, Congresswoman Johanna Haynes regrets voting for that. Listen to this. I voted for that piece of legislation because of a very specific provision, and it was if it cause injury or death to a police officer, which was one small piece of it. There were other things about to your point, Caitlyn, someone who was not. Was charged but hadn't been convicted. As I've thought about it over the last couple months, I probably would have voted differently. It's a vote that I regret. But coming into this Congress, I trusted that this administration, we would have some, if they wanted to have border security, they wanted to work with Democrats, that we could actually move forward. I'm not really sure of that because I've seen the rhetoric that has come out and the attacks that have been targeted towards immigrants. So I'm very cautious and careful when I'm negotiating my votes. Moving forward, the rhetoric, she's upset by the rhetoric out of the Trump administration. She's more upset over the rhetoric and Less upset that Lake and Riley was a nursing student who was brutally murdered by an illegal immigrant. And in the 9am hour, she went for a run. Women in this country should be able to go for runs in the morning and not be brutally murdered by illegal immigrants. That is the Democrat Party for you right now. She regrets voting for the Lake and Riley Act. That would basically say that if you've committed a crime in this country or you have been convicted or charged of a violent crime, then Homeland Security reserves the right to deport you. And I'm sorry, what is there to not get behind? I don't understand. She says the only part of the act that she liked is that you shouldn't, you know, do harm to a police officer, which I totally agree with. But it's like now she's upset because of the rhetoric of the Trump administration. The Trump administration is ridding this country of violent criminals who do harm to citizens. I would assume that her constituents in Connecticut would likely agree with her that they would rather see violent gang bangers off the streets. Mississippi 13, by the way, is running rampant in the Northeast. It's really bad in New York and on Long Island. So I'm assuming that these constituents in Connecticut have a vested interest in getting these animals off the street. But the lunacy of the left continues because this professor was a guest on MSNBC with Nicole Wallace, and he thinks that anyone who didn't vote for Kamala Harris is, you guessed it, racist. Listen, we chose a felon who is more interested in loyalty, who's more interested in retribution, who's more interested in grift than in democracy. And we chose a felon because we didn't want to elect a black woman. So to read that, to actually explicate that, is to say we would rather destroy the republic than for that to have happened. And until we grapple with it, there's no amount of protesting I could do. There's no amount of resistance that could come into play to actually force 78 million people to grapple with what motivated them to put themselves in this position. Could you imagine? You're paying for your child to go to college and that's their professor. I mean, give me a break. How many times did I roll my eyes during that video? Like three at least. And it was a minute long video. What is he saying? That if someone's black, we have to vote them in. Because the majority of people I know, they vote with certain policies in mind when they go to the polls. They don't vote with skin color in mind. That's racist, in my opinion. If the only thing that you care about in a presidential candidate is the color of your skin, Martin Luther King Jr. Would be rolling over in his grave at the thought of that. That is racist. And how dare you just belittle someone and only think of them. Their only redeeming quality is the color of their skin. Again, that's racist. Your candidate has to bring more to the table than skin color. And Kamala Harris did not do that. She was the least popular presidential candidate in history. She did not even. No one voted for her, by the way. No one voted for her. And when she ran For President in 2020, she was polling as close to the negatives as you could possibly get. She was completely unpopular among Democrats. Democrats wouldn't even vote for her because they knew that she was just a vessel. Like an empty vessel. She can't articulate anything without sounding drunk. And she had no policies on her website. Even. Even after Joe Biden, they gave him the boot and they put Kamala Harris in his space. She didn't even have policies on her website. Her only policy was, I grew up in a middle class family, so you need to bring more to the table than, I grew up in a middle class family and I'm black maybe, or Indian or whatever. You gotta bring more to the table. And guess what? Democrats are maybe not that Democrat, but some Democrats, especially in Wisconsin, are waking up to the fact that Kamala Harris is pretty unpopular. Now, in that hotly contested Wisconsin Supreme Court race that Democrats won, by the way, Kamala Harris offered to make appearances and campaign on behalf of that candidate, the Supreme Court candidate, and they totally rejected her. Now, even in this past election, we saw black and Latino voters, they are historically reliable Democrat voters, and they completely rejected Kamala Harris and they swung for President Trump. And now even some of Kamala Harris closest allies say that maybe she's not even in it for a White house run in 2028, but maybe she'll go for the governor of California in 2026. I think she definitely has a better shot at, you know, running California into the ground than she does winning over the majority of Americans, because she's already tried that twice and she's completely unsuccessful and a horrible candidate. She's proven to be a horrible candidate, presidential candidate, for that matter, twice. And maybe she would. Maybe Californians would elect her as governor. But this is extremely telling because in this New York Times article, they have talked to some Democrats in Wisconsin that did not want Kamala Harris to campaign on their behalf this reminds me of when Democrats were like, they didn't want Biden endorsing them or campaigning with them on the campaign trail because he was such a failing candidate. Yeah, Democrats feel this way about Kamala Harris too. It's like the third rail. So all that Kamala Harris did for this Wisconsin SCOTUS race was a zoom call with some of the poll workers and stuff. But Democrats kept that private until the polls closed. They didn't even want Wisconsin voters to know that Kamala Harris was working behind the scenes to make this happen. They thought that if she was front facing in Wisconsin, it would divert the attention away from Elon Musk, who was the target of the Democrats campaign. But if Democrats don't want you as a forward facing advocate, they don't want you to outwardly campaign. That is a nail in the coffin politically. I don't think that Kamala Harris has any shot at the president. Maybe she'll win the gubernatorial race in California if she decides to do that. I think that might be her best bet. But according to this article, Kamala Harris has been joking with her friends about being unemployed for the first time in her life. And maybe she could just ride off into the sunset. I don't know. We wouldn't, I wouldn't, I wouldn't miss her. And I'm sure all of you in the chat wouldn't miss her either. But they're lunatics, right? And Ana Navarro, who's a co host of the View, she does appearances on cnn. She has tds, real, real bad, real bad. And she said some pretty disparaging things about President Trump. Listen to this. If they're saying that this was all strategic, then he is a sadist. Because what kind of government leader puts his people through this kind of distress and sadness and anxiety for a week just for, you know, just for giggles. I don't think the history reporters always say that. It's, you know, that he plays fourth dimensional chess. I think he should be in a padded room playing with his own groove. Wow. Not only did I mean, what she said was completely disgusting, but she said that Trump is a sadist on this tariff policy, you know, these trade wars and tariffs. She thinks that Trump is doing this to get back at the American people or make their lives miserable. That is such a low IQ take of what's going on. Clearly he has a plan. It is a long term plan. And while people might be feeling some pain at the pump or, you know, they, they have some short term strain on the bank accounts, the interest rates et Cetera. The plan is to bring back manufacturing to this country to do business with American companies, which will make America great again and rich again. He is not doing this to be a thorn in the American people's side. He is resetting the economy that has been working for everyone else in the world, but not us. Everyone else has been putting America last. And finally, President Trump is putting America first. That is what this is about. Then she goes off on this disgusting tangent saying that he should be in a padded room and be playing with his own drool. If you're saying something like that about a sitting president, I don't care what side of the aisle you are on. I would never say something that disgusting about President Biden, President Clinton, President Obama. I might not agree with them politically, but that's a disgusting thing to say. Point blank, period. I hate where the Democrat Party takes things. They take it so low and so mean. You know, the Democrats used to say, you go low, they. They go high. You know, we go low. They go low. We go high. Like, they just go low. It's low blow after low blow. They have no class anymore. That is like, just a disgusting thing to say. But I have more good videos for you in scrolling time. Can you hear the music or no? My friend Brianna is in the studio today because we're getting dinner after this. And I was like, can you hear the music? She was like, no, because it's just in my earpiece. But we're all doing the jig here. And Mikey. And we're all. We're all dancing in the chat. Yeah. Anyway, scrolling time now. This is AI. This is not real. But I wish it were. Watch no. Number 14. This executive order is for allowing people who are complaining about your tariffs to be permanently labeled as whiny, retarded, sad, little. Hold it. This is a good one. Is everybody listening? I think President Trump would sign that EO in.02 seconds. I do think that people complaining about the tariffs are whiny little. You know what's so. I love that. Now this next one. Where do I even start? So I thought that this was funny. I don't know if my sense of humor is totally broken. This isn't political at all. But are any of my videos after this political? No, but I will be blind reacting to some of your videos in just a second. And maybe some of those are political. I don't know. Know. But this girl, she has a carton in her kitchen that she puts fruit in. And a kiwi went rotten in this carton. And Chaos ensued. Watch. So went to grab a lime from here this morning and realized there was a kiwi inside of it that had been there for a long time and rotted in it, right? And so it was mushy. And you want to know what happened now to this. This thing? I was like, oh, let me rinse it out since it's dirty. Oh, it's not moving. Let me just pull a little harder. Oh, let me. She's flying in the air. I've cemented it. I've cemented it with kiwi mock and gock. So let's hope. I don't know what is in rotted kiwi that makes it like cement. But the more you know, if you are listening to this podcast and not watching it, this girl grabbed a hold of this carton and basically lifted her entire body weight up trying to get this carton off the table. I don't. It must have rotted. And I don't know, it's like some kind of a cement. So people in the comments, they said, girl, at least you have something to hold onto if there's ever a tornado. Someone said, that's your anchor point when they turn the gravity off. You'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it. You know? I mean, that is insane that it is stuck on there that much that she could lift her body weight. And then someone else said, build a house with rotten kiwi. Got it. Someone said, maybe. Someone in the chat just said, maybe. Clean your fridge, genius. Someone said, pretty sure that was fake. I don't know. I. I like to think that it was real. Someone says, sugars can cement up, but not that bad. Wouldn't it be the sugars from the fruit? I don't know. I mean, it's pretty gross. That's really, really gross. You gotta clean out your fridge. Clean out your kitchens. Guys, I don't know how long that kiwi was there, but she said it was there for quite a while, so I don't know. Mind your kiwis, everyone. Now I've got two really, really cute kid videos. This first one, he's trying to learn how to whistle, but he can't. He can't really get a grasp on it. Watch. Just blow air into it. You don't have to make the noise. It's gonna make the. No, monkey, help me. Yeah, yeah, Good job. Just blow air into it. You don't have to make the noise. He's just. He's making the noise on his own. All right. People were in the comments were saying, you know, you have to teach kids everything. Like, they don't really understand everything you have to teach them. And, you know, she was saying, just blow into it. But I don't know if he knew what that meant. I used to be able to whistle when I was really young, like 2 and 3 years old, I could whistle. And now I can't. I totally lost the ability. I can't do it anymore. But I used to, like, as a toddler, I could whistle, and I just. I don't know. I don't know where the talent went. It just left my body. Anyway, this next little baby has a really, really cute accent. And he went to the hospital to see his new baby siblings. Watch this. Where am I at? He's been in mama's belly. He never been here. Where are you being? Why not have him? Hey, poo, you gonna take him with us? Why? He been at heaven? Where he been at? Isn't that so cute? I love his accent. People were guessing in the comment section where they were from. They're from North Carolina. But Hannah said, bless him. He speaks cornbread. Someone said, dis fellow dipped said, his accent is thick as molasses. And then someone else said, get this kid a banjo. Now when I. North Carolina's my people. Okay. I thought so. Andy. This is Andy speaking. I'm from East Tennessee. But, like, even when. When I first met Andy, I knew that you were from Tennessee because of your accent, but I could tell that Andy was from Tennessee or somewhere close to it because you said. I think you said dudn't. And so when I lived in Nashville, people would say, doesn't instead of doesn't, and wouldn't instead of wasn't. And that was one of the first things that I realized. I was like, oh, like, that's a difference that I noticed. So you said dudn't. And I was like, you've gotta be from Tennessee. It doesn't matter. It wasn't anything. You're slowly starting to communicate like that, too. So. No, I'm not. We're slowly bringing you on. And no, no, no, I'm not. It doesn't matter what accent. I mean, everyone knows that I'm from Long island, but I don't have a Long island accent. But maybe people would guess that I'm from somewhere else. People ask me all the time, are you from the Midwest? I get the Midwest all the time, but yeah. And then here's another difference. But in Tennessee, people say, I'm gonna put that up instead of put it away. I would say, I'm gonna put that away. People say, oh, let me put that up. Then another one that I noticed was I say, I'm gonna take a shower. They say, I'm gonna get a shower. Get in a shower. Andy can confirm you're getting better at it. I'm. You've got. You've got the corn. This. You've got into, like, East Tennessee country, Southern, and it's endearing. The chat's already talking about it like they love it. Go Vols. I love Go Vols. I love the South. I can't see myself ever moving up back north. I loved Tennessee so, so much. Tennessee, really. I loved living in Nashville. I've got to go visit again, but I'm just moving further down south as we go. There's really. I can't move much further south unless I go to Cuba, so. And I won't be doing that. But I don't see myself moving up back north at all. All right, now we are getting into the blind reaction part of the show. So I have not seen these videos. These are all sent in from you, the viewers, and I'm just going to be completely surprised. He was shaking it too much. His glasses fell off. That's really cute. I like. I like rabbits. That's cute. I like it. Yeah. Let's see it. Slap Jesus. He's got that nickname for a reason. Slap Jesus doesn't mess around. Get him out of here. No, Coach. Oh, wow. Xi Jinping is. Oh, there he is. He just blew up in the Teemu factory. Wow. I wasn't expecting that. He got, you know what? Slapped by Trump. That was something else. Wow. Can I see that again? Slap Jesus. He's got that nickname for a reason. Slap Jesus doesn't mess around. Get him out of here. No Coke. He broke through the White House glass window, flew all the way to China, ended up. Ended up dying in a TEMU factory fire. Wow. I like it. Do we have anything else? We got one more. All right. And now the nations of the world, brought to you by Donald Trump. United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru, Republic, Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador. 2. Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guiana, and still Guatemala, Bolivia. Then Argentina and Ecuador. Chile, Brazil. You know what this reminds me? Nicaragua, Bermuda, Bahamas. This reminds me of the state song. Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut. Do, do, do. Anyway, I'll. I'll save you my singing voice. And now you all have submitted questions to my Instagram story, so I will spend the rest of the show answering those questions. And if you have any more in the chat, feel free to throw them in the chat and the guys will field the questions as well. Someone asked me, who's winning the Masters. I think Roy. Rory McElroy might win the Masters. I do love Bryson, and I hope to be his wife one day, but I don't know if he's gonna win, so I'll. I'll go with Rory. How old are you? 30. Some. Some people don't ask me questions. I. I say, ask me anything, and they just say, I love your show. I do appreciate that, Steve. Lou, seven asked, what was your golf score today? I did not play golf. I just went to the range. But I am playing tomorrow, so tbd. I haven't played since December, so it probably won't be pretty, but I will. I will do my best. Someone asked, Haley, do you think you can interview Dan sometimes? Probably. Maybe. I would have to ask him. He's very busy now. But, no, I don't speak with him. He's too busy. Ooh. Someone said Bryson is gonna win. I hope so. I hope that for my future husband. What sports did you compete in? I played tennis in high school, and then I played club tennis in college. I played golf in high school. That's where I got my hole in one. I did get a hole in one when I was 16 years old. It was in a high school tennis match, 150 yards with an eight iron. I absolutely crushed it, and I just dunked it. It just went right in the hall. It was so cool. That is. I'm still reliving that moment. I peaked in high school for sure. And what else? I ran track in college. I mean, in high school, I was on a swim team. Growing up, I did dance. Growing up, I was the kickline captain. In high school, I did dance. I did acting. I was like a theater kid. I did a lot. I was yearbook editor in high school. I did student government. I was a busy lady. What else do we have here? Have you considered having Liz Willis on your show? I love Liz Willis. I have to have her on my show for sure. I'm gonna. I'm gonna text her. Maybe I'll have her on next week. I love her. Someone asked, have you ever fainted or passed out? I did faint once in high school. I was giving blood. We did a blood drive, and I couldn't handle it. I've never given blood ever again, so it was just too much for me. And someone else asked any advice for getting my wife into golf? Have you tried asking her to join you. I don't know. I feel like the gateway drug is to just have your wife come with you to play, like, nine holes. Don't scare her with 18, but nine holes, because it's quick. And if you give her some Pinot Grigio, she might really enjoy herself. That's my advice. I don't know. But golf is fun when you're with people that you like. And when you're a little drunk, I think. What deceased historical figure would you want to interview the most? I would say Amelia Earhart. I am so fascinated with that whole story. Just the lost airplane, everything. I want to interview her if I could, to find out what happened. Someone else asked, what is your least favorite fruit and your most favorite fruit? I would say my least favorite fruit. Oranges. I don't love oranges. I like clementines, not oranges. I don't know why. The flavor is not that different, but I think it's a consistency, like, texture thing. So I'm going to go. I don't like oranges. My favorite fruits are raspberries, which I don't get a lot because they're in that, like, flat container and it's so expensive, and you don't even get any. But raspberries, I think, are my favorite. I also like strawberries, blueberries, and grapes. Green grapes. Does anyone have any questions in the chat? I can't. Did Haley just describe herself as Elle Woods? I'm not a legal person. I have no legal background. No. Do you have a boyfriend? No. I'm trying to read these in the chat. I don't know the last. If you guys throw me some. Any more questions in the chat, I'll. I'll ask that. I've got one last one here on. Oh, wait, someone asked. Favorite vacation spot. Aruba is mine. Thanks for all that you do. You're welcome. And thank you for watching my favorite. I've been to Aruba, and I really liked Aruba. The weather is completely perfect every single day. It's 85, sunny and breezy. It's just absolutely perfect. So I did go there with my best friend Liz, and we had so much fun. That was, I think, the last. I haven't been on vacation in, like, well over five years just because I work in news. So, yeah, I would love to go on vacation, but I don't even think I can now. So, yeah, favorite vacation spot. I would. I would agree with you on Aruba. I did go to Italy. I liked Italy. Greece is on my list. I want to go to Greece. Next. And I also want to go to Hawaii. And someone asked, what is Pinehurst number two? That is a. You can't even see it. I'm pointing at it. Pinehurst number two is. This is a flag at the Pinehurst Golf Course, the second golf course of course in Pinehurst, North Carolina, and it's a famous golf course. And my mom lives in Pinehurst, so she sent me this from their golf shop, and now it's in the back. I've got to fill up this space with more of my stuff and less of Dan stuff. Someone said, I love your hair. Thank you. It's fake. I'll rip it out at the end of this show. And someone asked, when will we see you on Joe Rogan's podcast? Probably never, but I would. I'm going to use this as my pitch. Joe Rogan, I would love to be on your show. I feel like we would have a lot of fun. I don't smoke weed, but we can talk about conspiracy theories for three hours and I would really enjoy that. So. And his producers. Producer is a golfer. Oh, really? Well, maybe I can golf with him. Jamie. Right? Okay. I'm gonna try to stalk Jamie, play golf with him. That'll be my in. Last question. Someone asked me, will Trump deport all of the big booty Latinas? And I just have to say, I don't think so. If their only crime is being criminally hot, then I think that they are safe. Maybe Trump will deport their gang banger boyfriends and you will have a shot at them. Okay, that's the last question. So hopefully there are more big booty Latinas here for you that are here legally. And on that note, happy Friday, everyone. Thank you so much for watching and I will see you right back here on Monday. 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